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Essence Magazine, Roscoe Wallace, Tiger Woods Jacket, Tommy Family Feud Question and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give the.
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  Speaker 2: Bus busy.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to show. I don't joy, Yah, yeah, Joy, you
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  Speaker 4: gotta do that.
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  Speaker 5: Turn love, turn, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Turn.
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  Speaker 4: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn the mo
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  Speaker 4: come come out.
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  Speaker 2: You think I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 6: dig me now. One and only Steve Harley got a
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  Speaker 6: radio show. This one today I want to share with
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  Speaker 6: you is for all of us, and here it is.
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  Speaker 6: There is a solution to all of your problems in situations.
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  Speaker 6: If you don't know what your next move is.
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  Speaker 2: That's a go. I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 6: If the relationship you're in is all wrong and you
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  Speaker 6: don't know how to get out of it, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 6: There is a solution to all your problems and situations.
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  Speaker 6: That solution to all your problems, that way to make
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  Speaker 6: all your dreams come true.
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  Speaker 2: The way around a lot of this.
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  Speaker 6: And to the weakness that you feel at times is prayer, prayer,
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  Speaker 6: a connection with your creator.
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  Speaker 2: Could that be the thing that's missing in your life?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just asking.
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  Speaker 6: Because whenever I get a little bit off track, all
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  Speaker 6: I gotta do is think, just a moment, Steve, have
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  Speaker 6: you been praying?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
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  Speaker 6: I know you're busy, and I know at the end
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  Speaker 6: of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
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  Speaker 6: into bed is all you can manage to do.
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  Speaker 2: I've said this, it happened to me last night. Again.
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  Speaker 2: I did all of this. But when I look and
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  Speaker 2: when I.
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  Speaker 6: See things not moving, or I don't feel like things
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  Speaker 6: are going in the right direction, or I have a
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  Speaker 6: sense of being stagnant, all I got to do is
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  Speaker 6: retrace it. Because I'm working. There's no doubt about that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm working. But I am I staying connected? Am I
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  Speaker 6: using that weapon that's available to all of us?
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  Speaker 2: And I pray? And the answer is usually no?
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  Speaker 6: And so I know, okay, okay, man, I'm getting off
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  Speaker 6: track here, because see, let me tell you something, man.
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  Speaker 6: The reason I constantly talk to God is because life
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  Speaker 6: constantly changes.
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  Speaker 2: People who said they was going to do something for
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  Speaker 2: you one day have changed their mind the next.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody you thought was going to show up that day
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  Speaker 6: called in late, had an accident and couldn't make it.
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  Speaker 6: That changes the parameters of everything. The meeting you had
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  Speaker 6: set up that had to be canceled because somebody was ill.
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  Speaker 6: That changes the parameters the time frame of everything, because
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  Speaker 6: it's all connected. So if I don't stay in constant
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  Speaker 6: prayer and stay connected to the creative when this things happen,
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  Speaker 6: I've not put in my bed, I've not talked to
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  Speaker 6: him about how to handle it, or I'm just not
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  Speaker 6: aware of it and what to do next. And the
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  Speaker 6: next thing you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That
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  Speaker 6: has happened to me. I gotta get back because prayer
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  Speaker 6: is the solution to all of my problems and situations.
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  Speaker 6: I have found that to be the case now. The
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  Speaker 6: only reason I'm telling it to you is because I
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  Speaker 6: know if you anything like me slash human being, then
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  Speaker 6: there are times that you feel anxious.
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  Speaker 2: There's moments of desperation. You have moments of uncertainty.
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  Speaker 6: There are times when you feel like you've lost your way,
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  Speaker 6: or your purpose is a little blurred. You're not sure anymore,
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  Speaker 6: or you don't know what your next move is, or
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  Speaker 6: the relationship you in or the relationships you dabbling in.
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  Speaker 2: They're just all wrong for you.
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  Speaker 6: Man, there is a solution to all your problems and
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  Speaker 6: situations and his prayer.
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  Speaker 2: If you're suffering.
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  Speaker 6: From any of the things I just listed, or any
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  Speaker 6: other thing you could think of, just check your prayer.
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  Speaker 2: What has your prayer been lately? About it? And this
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  Speaker 2: is for everybody.
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  Speaker 6: I often find when I get that disconnection man, my
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  Speaker 6: prayer and slipped off, I started feeling a little bit less,
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  Speaker 6: so I got to jump back on it. I'm just
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  Speaker 6: offering you a solution to it, man, and and and
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  Speaker 6: I'm giving you a solution that works one thousand percent.
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  Speaker 2: Fust show. See, I ain't guessing.
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  Speaker 6: At this one. I'm telling you what has happened in
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  Speaker 6: my life, how I did it, and it'll do for you.
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  Speaker 6: God is filled with mercy and grace. He knows we
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  Speaker 6: all messed up. He knows all of us have done
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  Speaker 6: some jacked up things that don't nobody know about. He
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  Speaker 6: knows all about our past. Man, he knows all of that.
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  Speaker 6: But He is so full of grace and mercy, so
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  Speaker 6: full of fifty to fifty chances. But you know the
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  Speaker 6: thing about your life, though, and the thing I had
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  Speaker 6: to come to terms with and the reason I don't
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  Speaker 6: let out of the reason I don't let my past
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  Speaker 6: bury me, the reason I don't let my past define
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  Speaker 6: me is because my past I found out.
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  Speaker 2: Or just the ingredients needed for me to make this
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  Speaker 2: cake I'm eating now. My past is just my ingredients. See,
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  Speaker 2: you don't get rid of your past. They ain't They
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  Speaker 2: ain't gone nowhere. They are the ingredients.
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  Speaker 6: But when you put them with something else, they look better,
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  Speaker 6: they taste better, it is better.
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  Speaker 2: All of our pasts are just the ingredients that have
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  Speaker 2: become the cake we eating now.
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  Speaker 6: Now, if you don't like the way your cake taste,
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  Speaker 6: then you gotta start putting some other ingredient in that.
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  Speaker 6: Just because you started off and your cake was messed
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  Speaker 6: up don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor your cake.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
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  Speaker 2: say your.
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  Speaker 6: Cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake is bitter, Well,
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  Speaker 6: you got to dilute the bitterness. You gotta put some
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  Speaker 6: more goodness in there. So you got to put some
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  Speaker 6: goodness ingredients to take away.
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  Speaker 2: The taste of the bitterness.
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  Speaker 6: So you got to put some different ingredients in there,
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  Speaker 6: you gotta start living your life a little more kindly,
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  Speaker 6: a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing, a little
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  Speaker 6: more caring. And then after a while, man, those new
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  Speaker 6: ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing the bitter
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  Speaker 6: taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now
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  Speaker 6: see something that happened to you twelve, fifteen, thirty, twenty five,
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  Speaker 6: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
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  Speaker 6: in your mouth now unless you let it be.
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  Speaker 2: It's the ingredients.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 2: If you sink it.
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  Speaker 6: Away your cake taste and change your ingredients, put something
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  Speaker 6: else in your cake mix so you can get a
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  Speaker 6: better taste. If you don't like the way your life tastes. Pray,
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  Speaker 6: I've been here, my mama said for years. Boy, prayer
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  Speaker 6: change his things, don't my mama said to me all
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  Speaker 6: the time. I said it to my TV artist. Is
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  Speaker 6: when they come see me on the talk show, before
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  Speaker 6: I walk on stage, I tell them these words my
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  Speaker 6: mother said. I said, my mother used to always tell
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  Speaker 6: me this, and it's bailed me out, and it might
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  Speaker 6: do the same thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: I said.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever I get in trouble, I hear her words. She says, son,
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  Speaker 6: don't forget to pray, don't be ashamed to pray, and
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  Speaker 6: don't be too proud to pray, because prayer, prayer changes
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  Speaker 6: things and you better believe something it one hundred percent show.
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  Speaker 7: Do you're listening morning, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, it's well
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  Speaker 7: what you want me to say.
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  Speaker 2: I say it every day. Are you listening? Do you
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  Speaker 2: hear me?
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  Speaker 6: Can you feel me? Today is the day that the
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  Speaker 6: Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
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  Speaker 6: If you don't know what that means, it's almost self explanatory.
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  Speaker 2: Only God can make a day, now, he'd have made
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  Speaker 2: this one.
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  Speaker 6: And you hear foid That means you ought to rejoice
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  Speaker 6: and be glad in the fact that you in this
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  Speaker 6: day because you don't have to be here cause two
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  Speaker 6: things you don't have control over the day, and you
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  Speaker 6: be in here them two things out of your control,
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  Speaker 6: and the fact that you get to be here and
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  Speaker 6: in it, that's why you ought to be glad.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I almost say. Leave it at that.
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  Speaker 6: Steve Arther mort Show, Shelly Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica,
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  Speaker 6: put your hand down off the zoom Monica Junior and
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  Speaker 6: the legend that is Nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel like they're activated today. I just.
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  Speaker 6: You know what, you know what, you know what, you
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  Speaker 6: know what. That's not true. We've been in a hard way.
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  Speaker 6: Something wrong with Steve. When you don't come to work,
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  Speaker 6: don't nobody say nothing to you.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta.
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  Speaker 6: Edition flights. You done booked online for thirty five dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Don't nobody say nothing else?
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  Speaker 8: There he it come sitting up and.
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  Speaker 6: Wearing all these baseball has and the head bands and stuff,
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  Speaker 6: trying to throw us all minute.
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  Speaker 9: Yo.
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  Speaker 6: Man, Now we got to respond to that. Shelly sitting
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  Speaker 6: over here with our eyes like they small, and everybody's
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  Speaker 6: scared of collar, so.
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  Speaker 2: Scared of me. Don't do that. Look at you, look
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  Speaker 2: at that there, see that right there, and see that tone.
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  Speaker 1: That's that tone, that's that label for black women.
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  Speaker 2: Don't put that out there like that.
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  Speaker 10: I would.
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  Speaker 2: It was two others. I skipped over on this, but
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  Speaker 2: your mind today.
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  Speaker 8: No, See, he can't take you.
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  Speaker 2: He don't want to have a conversation.
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  Speaker 6: This is my show opening. Yeah, I ask nothing on
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  Speaker 6: this here, Junior. Something now he out of town. I
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  Speaker 6: don't want I don't want y'all laughing. I'm serious about this,
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  Speaker 6: though I'm having a moment. I just really, I really
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  Speaker 6: don't want to be a crisis.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want I don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: Be unattracted no more.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be attracted no more.
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  Speaker 1: I'm unattractive.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh no, no, no, held on, hold, let let
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  Speaker 6: me stop right here. Say a lot of time you
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  Speaker 6: stopped not wanting that. It's here, it's locked in. You do,
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  Speaker 6: don't you damn encourage him?
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  Speaker 9: See that.
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  Speaker 6: I can promise you you're going to get all cuta
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  Speaker 6: at this point.
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  Speaker 8: You promise you have to encourage him.
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  Speaker 11: The fact that you think you an attractive though you've
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  Speaker 11: accepted that, that's what bothered me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and why you ain't bothering us? Yeah, I said
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  Speaker 6: he attractor was around twelve.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't make that flip at twelve.
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  Speaker 12: It's Friday. You see what kind of show this is
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  Speaker 12: gonna be. Bring it, bring it, bring it. Coming up
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  Speaker 12: at thirty two minutes after the hour, the ignorance continues,
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  Speaker 12: we'll hear from the nephew would run that prank back
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  Speaker 12: right after this.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening hard.
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  Speaker 12: Morning show, and it's time now to run that prank back
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  Speaker 12: with a nephew.
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  Speaker 11: This right here is black gospel quiz. Okay, black gospel quiz.
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  Speaker 11: Let's go cat dog if you would.
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  Speaker 3: This is Grant our Grant, Grant Stephens. Right, Yes, hey,
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  Speaker 3: hey Greg, this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling from
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  Speaker 3: Mount sin I Missionary Baptist. Short you you and your
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  Speaker 3: wife just joined a couple of weeks ago, Am I right? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So now listen, I wanted to reach out to you.
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  Speaker 3: I know you guys have started the uh the orientation
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  Speaker 3: and from my understanding you you finished one one class
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  Speaker 3: at orientation. You got three more to go? Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right. So first of all,
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  Speaker 3: I want to say welcome to Mount Sinai and and
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  Speaker 3: I hope you are enjoying yourself. I know that you
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  Speaker 3: and your wife are a mixed couple. You you're a
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  Speaker 3: Caucasian and she's she's black. Are you Are you liking
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  Speaker 3: the church so far? Grant?
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  Speaker 10: Absolutely, we really are enjoying it.
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  Speaker 2: We completed our first orientation and uh yeah, so far
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  Speaker 2: we're really enjoying it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that I catch you at a bad time.
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  Speaker 10: I am a work right now, but it's okay. I've
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  Speaker 10: got a couple of I've got a couple of us.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay. I just wanted to call you man. I
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  Speaker 3: was worried I know you because I don't think you
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  Speaker 3: know this, but you are the first Caucasian to join
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  Speaker 3: our church, and I just want to make sure you
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  Speaker 3: kind of knew the language and just just kind of
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  Speaker 3: knowing what the Black Church is all about. And there's
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  Speaker 3: certain sins and different things I think you should know
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  Speaker 3: so that you know. I just don't want you to
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  Speaker 3: say that the wrong thing while you at the church,
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  Speaker 3: if that makes sense, Okay, Okay, So what I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to do, like I wanted to give you a little
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  Speaker 3: Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe if
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  Speaker 3: you could let me know where you are, you know,
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  Speaker 3: if you're on a lower level or a high level
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  Speaker 3: as far as being knowledgeable about the Black Church, Like
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  Speaker 3: feel this blank in for me, grant And if you
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  Speaker 3: don't matter, I just want to take a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of time and I let you get back to work.
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  Speaker 3: But first of all, give a blank to God. Give
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  Speaker 3: what where would go in that blank?
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  Speaker 2: Right there?
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  Speaker 3: First of all, give a blank to God. Now all
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  Speaker 3: I can think of something has to give. Give thanks
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  Speaker 3: to God. H No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong.
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  Speaker 3: See see what it is is. First of all, give
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  Speaker 3: a honor to God. All right, remember the first of all,
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  Speaker 3: give an honor the God. You got that, okay, yes, yes, okay.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, give an honor to God, who is
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  Speaker 3: the blank of my life? What? What?
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  Speaker 13: What?
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  Speaker 3: What goes in the blank? First of all, give an
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  Speaker 3: honor to God, who is the blank of my life,
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  Speaker 3: the love of my life. No, no, see that's that's
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  Speaker 3: that's that's wrong. First of all, give an honor to God,
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  Speaker 3: who is the head of my life. Did you give
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  Speaker 3: you share that? I'm sorry, okay, I was just are
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  Speaker 3: you sure?
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure about that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I'm definitely sure about man. No, don't don't. What
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  Speaker 3: I don't want you to do is question what I'm Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm from the Black Church. I know.
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  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't questioning you, sir, I wasn't. I'm sorry. I've
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  Speaker 3: just always heard it that way. But okay, So, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to give you the understanding of knowing what
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  Speaker 3: the Black Church is about. You understand, I understand. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just I appreciate you I'm I apologize.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Now, look, I don't know these answers, obviously, but
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  Speaker 2: I've got a meeting.
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  Speaker 3: I got to get to here in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Like this, I'm curious if everyone in the church gets
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  Speaker 2: these phone calls.
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  Speaker 3: Well wait a minute, wait a minute, grand I know
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  Speaker 3: what you have a meaning, But what's more important your
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  Speaker 3: meeting or knowing your position at the Black Church? What
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  Speaker 3: what's more important? I really don't have time for this
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  Speaker 3: right now. I can't believe it's actually happening.
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  Speaker 13: Like, does your pastor even know that you're calling you
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  Speaker 13: right now?
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  Speaker 10: Well?
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  Speaker 3: No, I took the liberty of myself. What I realized
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  Speaker 3: you was Caucasian, that I would call and try to
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  Speaker 3: help you so you would know what to do when
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  Speaker 3: you're in the Black church when people are saying certain
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  Speaker 3: things you Okay, okay, grant if you don't man, just
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  Speaker 3: do this for the grant, Like do you know what
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  Speaker 3: hooping is?
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  Speaker 13: Hooping?
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  Speaker 10: Like, who's a hooping?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: No, hooping is when the pastor is at the end
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  Speaker 3: of his sermon. So listen to this. Oh good, got
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  Speaker 3: him do that funny? If you if you would grant,
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  Speaker 3: oh hello, oh god? Oh many, No, no, no, more.
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  Speaker 3: Come on you wo me? Oh no, godt him go again.
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  Speaker 10: I can't believe I'm doing that.
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  Speaker 8: Oh no, oh yeah, oh god almighty.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hey Greg, do you think maybe it's possible that,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you could have some sessions before you come
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  Speaker 3: back to the church and I can prepare you more.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man's listen, you have caught me at a really
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  Speaker 2: bad time and I'm quite honest, sleep just so frustrated.
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  Speaker 13: Like I've never heard of a quiz like this. I'm
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  Speaker 13: really offended to y else of you. Like, do you
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  Speaker 13: guys not want me to go hear church anymore? Like,
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  Speaker 13: as matter of fact, dude, you should be calling my
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  Speaker 13: wife right now.
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  Speaker 10: She's black.
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  Speaker 3: Well she should already know the queenst questions you the ones.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know why I'm gonna call, I said, call you.
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  Speaker 13: I am at work right now. I have a meeting
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  Speaker 13: to get to in just a minute.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're doing. And I hold on
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  Speaker 3: a second. I have got to close my office door.
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  Speaker 3: This is so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 13: I have never ever received a phone call like this
• 19:33
  Speaker 13: in my life, and you better be lucky.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, I want to talk to your pastor. I
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: am going to talk to him next Sunday, no joke. Well,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't mean for you to get hostile like that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I mean to get you. I didn't mean to upset
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: you and nothing like that. Cannot Can I say something
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: else to you? One last thing?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: And I have to go?
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, I just want to let you know that this
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: is nephew. Tell me from the Steve harbit on the show.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Your wife Carolyn got me to brank phone.
• 20:01
  Speaker 13: Call you shut up, shut up.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: I am so three, I am so sorry. Oh you're good,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: you are.
• 20:16
  Speaker 13: I'm all right, man, I'm all right a little embarrassed,
• 20:19
  Speaker 13: but I'm all right.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Gret you gotta do it for me one more time.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Oh oh oh yeah, God on Maddy. Okay, man, look
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: at do this for me. Tell me what is the
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the lane,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way.
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: Come on, Shirley, anyway, we've heard enough from you.
• 20:51
  Speaker 12: Coming up next as the CELO with our Chief Love
• 20:54
  Speaker 12: Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: Right after this, you're.
• 20:57
  Speaker 12: Listening Steve Harvey Morning coming up at the top of
• 21:01
  Speaker 12: the hour, and Entertainment News Essence reveals its sexiest men
• 21:06
  Speaker 12: of the moment issue see if you're in there, nephews
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: up the.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Moment, All no, no no for the decade surprised.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Two of US.
• 21:28
  Speaker 12: Rapper de Baby claims he was sexually assaulted and he
• 21:31
  Speaker 12: posted the video to prove it, and attorney Ben Crump
• 21:35
  Speaker 12: has inked a seven figure deal. That's right, I said
• 21:38
  Speaker 12: seven figure deal to write a series of crime novels.
• 21:42
  Speaker 12: That's all coming up at the top of the hour,
• 21:44
  Speaker 12: But right now it is time to ask the clo
• 21:48
  Speaker 12: This is from Stella and fort Worth Cellar Rights. My
• 21:50
  Speaker 12: husband had a stack of ones in his gym bag
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: and he told me Therefore, the homeless people he passes
• 21:57
  Speaker 12: on his way to the gym, My husband is not
• 22:00
  Speaker 12: good natured, So why did he have a bag full
• 22:03
  Speaker 12: of dollars? Is he spending money at the gym?
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Well, some of them, some of them people on the
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: way home, don't have clothes.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did not lie to you.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: On the way home, he uses them singles for people
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: who need clothes. Yeah, and some of them people on
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: his way to the house. I'm not saying where he
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: stopped to see all these people, But some of them
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: people don't.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Have clothes on and he tries to reward them.
• 22:39
  Speaker 12: Uh huh, So he's not spending money at the gym.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: The only time people ain't got no clothes on at
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: the gym is day in locker room, and they in
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: locker room.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: They got.
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: Right? All right, all right, stella, all right?
• 22:57
  Speaker 12: Moving on to one in Petersburg one as my wife
• 23:00
  Speaker 12: and I haven't had sex since our son started walking
• 23:03
  Speaker 12: because she's scared he'll walk in on us while we're
• 23:06
  Speaker 12: having sex. I'm sure are eleven months old, won't know
• 23:10
  Speaker 12: what we're doing if he does walk.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: In on us. And would he be traumatized or not?
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: That's the question.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he gonna need a look therapy.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: At eleven months.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, first of all, you know, first of all,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: my wife is lying to you. Thank you. You need
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: to work through that.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Y'all ain't having sex because he might walk in or
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: because unless he's sleep walking all night.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: They we don't have a problem. That's really your problem.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Would he need.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Your baby unless your baby sleepwalking? This really ain't an issue,
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: so dog, you really need to find out and it
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: ain't really since the baby started walking. Come on, now,
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: I've heard a lot of stuff.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: You know we ain't had sex since the baby started walking.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Well, ain't y'all planning on the baby to keep walking?
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: So no one look like you out homie now unless
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: she's breaking this up in the piers like the next
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: time you have sex and when he started riding a
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: two wheel bit and there's hope for you. But if
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: she'd then based it just on the baby not walking,
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: you out of luck because hopefully and you have a
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: healthy baby for years and years to come, and the
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: baby and walk cross stages and graduate a few times
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: and play sports and all of that.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, you can find you somebody else. Dog, it's
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: a role. Yeah, I'll help you. I ain't having sex
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: with you because the baby's time to walk. Well, ain't
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: the baby gonna keep walking right now? So it's over.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: Let's all right, You're done with that one.
• 25:04
  Speaker 12: This is from Renee and Annapolis, who writes, I'm thirty
• 25:07
  Speaker 12: three years old and married.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: I had sex with my hairstylist.
• 25:11
  Speaker 12: She also braids my husband's hair, so my husband has
• 25:13
  Speaker 12: to sit in the same chair that me and the
• 25:16
  Speaker 12: stylist has sex in. Do I have to find a
• 25:18
  Speaker 12: new hairstylist or should I find my husband a new one.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: What you know, I don't know how you ducking around?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: What the deal is?
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're having sex with your hastocks in the
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: chair that your husband get his hair braided in. I
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: see it as how your husband don't notice. I don't
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: see what the problem is. But the problem is you
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: and your hairstyp Yeah. Now what you might be surprised
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: when you find out is everybody been in that chair.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Hello, there you go.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: You might not be the only one doing the hairstyle
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: all the lady surprise.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: We yes too much.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: If we all getting out had done in this chair. Yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: going to get in another chair? Do you maybe he
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: liked the chair?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I'm with time.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: Matter of fact, I hope he is. I hope he's
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: in that chair with you. Y'all doing the same person. Congratulations,
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Right Junior? Drinking out of coffee cup with a k
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: on it?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: What's up with you? Though? Let me see that red
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: on the day too, and the k is red.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: He's drinking out of red and white coup. Ain't playing today?
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: We're drinking a red and white cup on this show
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: with a k on it. Dog on, you're gonna put
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: your time in that, But we don't do that up
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: in here. He know who the hell we is?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I do know who y'all are.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, bring another cup in here with a K on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, why don't you just put a diamond
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: on the K two so we will be clear?
• 27:06
  Speaker 12: All right, don't go moving on last one, Steve, this
• 27:10
  Speaker 12: is from Cheyenne and Gret.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Let's get it started in here.
• 27:16
  Speaker 12: Cheyenne says, I've been dating a man for two months
• 27:19
  Speaker 12: and I pulled up at his house and saw a
• 27:22
  Speaker 12: mouse run by the side door, and I asked him
• 27:26
  Speaker 12: if he has.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: A problem with mice. He acted shocked and said.
• 27:29
  Speaker 12: It's the first time he's seen the first time he's
• 27:33
  Speaker 12: seen one.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: Do you think he has more mice?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: So, if you saw that mouse in the daytime, let
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: me tell you what's gonna happen when you get dog outside.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: What's gonna be.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be congested traffic in there at night. Remind
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: me that time I spent that night at this comedian's house.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Boy, let me tation. I set up all night mice
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: in that house. It was so many mice in this house.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: They was everywhere with I got a fold a weight
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: chair off the wall and set it up in the
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: middle of the floor and putting my feet up in
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: the other cho fold away chair because I needed to
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: have something steel. Because they were climbing on counches up
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: the backs of curtains across the top of the curtain.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Run oh, look jo.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Seal, get out of there. Man, I'm sitting up in here.
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: It was so many mice in it. Man, looked like
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: the four five out in l As. Have to wait,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: move hover here, get off me see me running over here.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: They were bumping up into each other. I said, I
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: have been so scared in my whole life.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: So it is some more mice. Ain't ever just one mice.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Mice mice. Matter of fact, is spelled plurre am I mice.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: It's always so fast, all right, coming up at the
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: top of the hour, we'll have some.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening morning show.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 29:14
  Speaker 12: The first issue of Essence Magazine's Sexiest Men of the
• 29:17
  Speaker 12: Moment is being released this month, and the first May
• 29:21
  Speaker 12: June cover stars Damson, Indrest and Russell Wilson. Damson is
• 29:26
  Speaker 12: pictured in a wine colored leather suit shirtless. Essence describes
• 29:32
  Speaker 12: Damson as take this in the foundation of a man.
• 29:38
  Speaker 12: He stands six to one, with deep auburn skin and
• 29:42
  Speaker 12: a pearly smile that glistens like ultra violent rays of
• 29:47
  Speaker 12: charcoal mines in the deepest sand off the coast of Nigeria.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: You better describe it is described.
• 29:55
  Speaker 12: Yes, yes, yes, I'm frankl Saint.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: It is that deep, says essence.
• 30:06
  Speaker 12: His charm is tangible, his infectiousness is palatable, his future
• 30:11
  Speaker 12: is limitless.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: To think all of been palatable. I don't know I
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: got will be.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It's a lot in that description.
• 30:24
  Speaker 12: Yes, it is his his pearly smile that can described.
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: Raised on the uh you am the ivory coast skin.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I am the uh.
• 30:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm the ivory host glistening skin. I am the
• 30:48
  Speaker 11: melon of a yellow meat watermelon. I am let me see,
• 30:55
  Speaker 11: I'm a lot of good stuff. I am the cream
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: of nature of emotion. I'm just I'm so stupid. What
• 31:03
  Speaker 11: what else am I?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you want me to give you one described.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: In the way abbreviation of leek, flower of stupidity, of splendor,
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: a microcosm.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, move everything that is indes you. Bouque use bouquet,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: a bouquet you a boot Neil said, that's too much.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: A boot nil.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Of wonderment of what? Okay, okay, you wonder use lavender?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I like that you la a lavender of laughter?
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was actually pretty good.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: A sprinkle of.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Stupidity spread out over everything. Okay, now put clips eclips
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: the size and height of a yard stick that has
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: been eclipsed down to a foot and a half. You
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: better use your word, Come on, j jor wow. Here
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: we go another eclipse half move slowly moving into a
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: full eclipse.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Help like.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I can describe me real fast. Go send your fello
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: ass down over there.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: That's don't sit what you grew up.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: He has come to the realization I just told you.
• 33:00
  Speaker 11: He ain't really come to the realization. He just tried
• 33:03
  Speaker 11: to throw it out before you do it. Yes, all
• 33:05
  Speaker 11: that is I have picked up on that game. That's
• 33:08
  Speaker 11: why you wear a lot of hats.
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: Okay, now now you describe your uncle Tommy.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, let me see the essence.
• 33:20
  Speaker 11: Come on the essence of Let me show you what
• 33:24
  Speaker 11: that essence potato formation? Uh, the the catterpillar mustachical?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: What's a dollar signs and the p's some money in there?
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Come on described.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Oh he is the cash flow, the levelitness. Yeah, yes, yes, yes,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: he is the filter dollar of of elegant.
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  Speaker 9: He is.
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  Speaker 1: A roll of quart Us.
• 34:13
  Speaker 12: All right, we're talking about the Essence magazine May June
• 34:16
  Speaker 12: issue of the Sexiest Men of the Moment.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: We talked about Jandel.
• 34:24
  Speaker 12: We also want to shout out our good friend, attorney
• 34:27
  Speaker 12: Ben Crump. He's inked a seven figure deal with Bantam
• 34:30
  Speaker 12: Books to write a series of crime novels. The novels
• 34:34
  Speaker 12: will center around the character bo Lee Cooper, a black
• 34:36
  Speaker 12: civil rights attorney that tackles heart wrenching cases of corruption
• 34:40
  Speaker 12: and injustice. The novels will highlight Crump's decades of courtroom experience.
• 34:45
  Speaker 12: Thank you, Yeah he does, he does. Congratulations to Ben Crump.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: We love you. Check this out, guys.
• 34:53
  Speaker 12: The rapper the Baby recently posted on ig that he
• 34:56
  Speaker 12: was sexually assaulted and he has the video to prove it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 12: In video, the baby is at a gas station sitting
• 35:02
  Speaker 12: in his Rolls Royce with the driver side door open,
• 35:07
  Speaker 12: when a lady, which is who's older than he is,
• 35:10
  Speaker 12: asked him for a selfie. She then sits on his
• 35:13
  Speaker 12: laps takes a selfie. The baby called her out by saying,
• 35:16
  Speaker 12: you're sitting on my lap with it. Then you can
• 35:18
  Speaker 12: hear the lady tell him quote, I want to f
• 35:22
  Speaker 12: and f U. And after that she got up and
• 35:24
  Speaker 12: leaned into the car and groped his midsection. The video
• 35:27
  Speaker 12: talked about all this. It displayed all this, the entire encounter.
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: The baby said to his passenger sitting at his right,
• 35:33
  Speaker 12: she sexually assaulted me. Then he said anything for you,
• 35:37
  Speaker 12: Auntie before driving off?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Wow, anything for you, Auntie? Yeah, drove off that. Did
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: you killed? The sexual assault right there? Sound like a
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: lot like.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: Coscente coming up. Steve the nephew has a question for you.
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening morning show? All right, Steve,
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: Tommy has a question for you.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: What is it? Tommy?
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, I chose myself to ask this question
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: because I just think it's it's what it's long overdue man.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Do you do you like your radio family? I mean,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I'm just I just want to know that. Do you
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: like us? Do you how you feel about us? Yeah?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I love Carler and Shirley and Mississippi Monica. You I
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: don't care for.
• 36:29
  Speaker 11: So but let me let me go a little further
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: than so, you know, I'm just curious, why, why why
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: hasn't your family we family? I mean, why haven't we
• 36:41
  Speaker 11: been on Family Few? I just don't understand that everybody
• 36:44
  Speaker 11: else have been on Family Few. Everybody Shaq been on now,
• 36:49
  Speaker 11: Sheer Shepherd been on now. Uh, I mean the list
• 36:52
  Speaker 11: go on, Anthony and his mama and then they all
• 36:55
  Speaker 11: been on now I mean Magic Johnson and then been
• 36:58
  Speaker 11: on there. I just we we have every day, we
• 37:00
  Speaker 11: family all day every day. Why your radio family, why
• 37:04
  Speaker 11: have we not been able?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Let me seeing this is how I'm gonna host the
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: show because I have to by contract.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Uh huh? Who do you propose to be the captain
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of the team? Who the hell is asking the question
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: right now? Who you think is gonna be the count?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: That would be me, sir. Well, I'm I'm the leader.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I'm playing for the money at the end, I'm doing
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: all that. Here's what you need to find out is.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: What all other members of this radio show willing to
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: stand behind you and allow you to represent them as
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: the leader. You need to go and find out how
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: many people you can get to.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Go on for that.
• 37:51
  Speaker 11: Okay, let me go down the line. Okay, Junior, don't
• 37:58
  Speaker 11: don't mess this up? Junior, Junior, do you agree with
• 38:02
  Speaker 11: me being.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: The captain as we try to get on Family Few
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: as a radio family. You can't lead me to freedom?
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: You're already free.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it's like okay, oh that's one.
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: No.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Who you want to ask next? Mississippi?
• 38:20
  Speaker 11: Ask Mississippi Money Parrent, Mississippi, Monica Mike on Mississippi?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Would you be? Would you?
• 38:27
  Speaker 11: Would you mind following me her Family Few as I
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: lead us to the Family Few?
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: How about I stand on the side and produce you.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: That's not answering, that's not answering the quest. Let's go
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: with Shirley, Shirley, Shirley, do you have a problem with
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: me being the leader? Do you have a problem?
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: We want to win? Right, well, ultimately that's our goal.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Damn all, yes, thank you, she said, yes, all right, Well,
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: how knew you all would do it if I was
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: on the Family and I could Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah without hesitation?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well you go with good all y'all, Hell y'all.
• 39:19
  Speaker 12: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, Roscoe
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: Wallace in the building.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening morning show.
• 39:28
  Speaker 12: All right, Carla, what are you and Roscoe up to
• 39:31
  Speaker 12: this morning going back and forth about something.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Girl.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: We're going.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, rock, you know what time of time going with?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: What a big man man.
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: Lady going on?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Do you got we're going on college? Hey Roscoe? What's
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: going on?
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: Not going on?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Met?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I know that's right, I know that's right. All right, Roscoe.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I want to do something different today. I want to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: do double play.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Friday, Double play Friday.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you an artist, give me two titles songs.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I want you to sing them back to back.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta make sure I know them.
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: Ropes.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Don't me to go ahead and listen to you.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you back the dramatics. The first one
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: is in the rain.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: All least I will go outside. It may sound crazy, Bud,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I want to go outside.
• 40:46
  Speaker 13: In the rain.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: What else you need? What you see, what you see,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: what you get a real.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Love and what you see.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Is what you're getting now, Baby, back.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: And read.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: It's the best thing yet, the best thing yet. Oh oh,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: you know some people I need a plastic.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You know some people, some.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: People that have parts of stor you know, let me
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: live here last night, some peep, some peep. Some people
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: are up to no good.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, I love it, Prosco, here we go. I'm hot,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: now you hot your double play Fried Rosco.
• 42:00
  Speaker 12: Stevie wonders as around the sunder, no sheep revolving.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And the caeesars know the bloom in early mans.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Just his kindness knows, no shame, no, through all your
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: joy and pain, that all be loving you always Tomorrowville,
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: the mystery up tomorrow and passing.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: We'll grow older every day.
• 42:32
  Speaker 13: He uh huh.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: So I know deep in my mind is love of
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: me I've left.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Behind, and I'll be loving you always until the day
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: night be comes this day, always until the trees and
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: see just up and fly away, always until the Paris
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: living dolphins live at see he always until you dream
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: of life and life being comes up?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Did you know the true love?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Shut up? Boys on right straw now just.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Go, Stevie, wonder all I do, Oh dude.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: The years think about you. I think about you, baby
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Ben too much for you. Then I know all that
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I played the music in many a day.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: All right, double play Friday, that's in this thing. Bill Withers.
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: Lovely day and lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day,
• 43:45
  Speaker 9: lovely day, a lovely day, trying to hit him quick
• 43:50
  Speaker 9: last one?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Who is he?
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: And O man? And we passed and Jay's try to
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: steal me?
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: He down.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Doom Doom doom too. And when I looked at you,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: you huludad to ground. Let me speak you. I don't
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: know who he is?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: You do?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 44:23
  Speaker 12: Morning show coming up at four minutes after the hour.
• 44:27
  Speaker 12: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 44:31
  Speaker 12: I'm falling for him, not his daddy. We'll get into
• 44:35
  Speaker 12: that find out what that's all about. But right now
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: Nephew, what you got for us?
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Well? You know it's tax time coming up, y'all. Do
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: know that, right?
• 44:45
  Speaker 11: It's right around the call Monday, right around the calling,
• 44:48
  Speaker 11: that's right. And you know, desperate time, desperate measures mean
• 44:53
  Speaker 11: a lot at some time.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: So, uh, you know, is it possible that can I
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: can I? Can I aim your child? Is that all right?
• 45:04
  Speaker 13: Hey?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, we're in desperate times right now? Okay? Can
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I claim your child? Just to help me out a
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: little bit on my taxi? That's all I need?
• 45:14
  Speaker 11: You got few of them over there. Let me just
• 45:16
  Speaker 11: let me have one of them. Let me hold one, man,
• 45:20
  Speaker 11: let me just to claim this on these taxes. Man,
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: let's go cat dog. Can I claim your child? April
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: fifteenth is on the way.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach Devn Devin. Yeah, this is
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: hey Devin. How you doing? Man?
• 45:38
  Speaker 11: My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to
• 45:41
  Speaker 11: reach out to you. You your your son? Uh he
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the
• 45:50
  Speaker 11: one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball.
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: Team, right, yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazes. Everything all right?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeh yeah, yeah, yeah, everything good. Man. You
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: know they got a game and everything. I've seen you
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: a couple of times, Man at the game.
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother,
• 46:05
  Speaker 11: about about six foot.
• 46:08
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I probably met you up probably mess you know,
• 46:09
  Speaker 13: i'd be so intense to the games.
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: But yeah, what's what's going on?
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: Uh? Well, actually, man, wanted to hoigh at you about
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: about your son.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: You you are you are?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: You?
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Are you working right now? Are you currently working?
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: Am I am I working? Like?
• 46:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I am working?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Actually, I mean I mean, I mean, I mean you
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: have aye a steady job, is what I'm asking.
• 46:33
  Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, what you what you get in that though,
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: basketball team, like uniforms.
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: I know, we got a game Saturday. You know sometime
• 46:44
  Speaker 10: they want donations for sneakers and all that.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, what
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I was asking? So so, I mean you you got
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: a regular nine to five job you go to all
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 46:55
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I got a nine five I mean things is
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: kind of crazy. But that was just on the short
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: but you know, I still I still work. I mean,
• 47:02
  Speaker 13: what was going on?
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: You need a job something?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm just checking.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 47:07
  Speaker 11: See what I wanted to get at you about, man,
• 47:09
  Speaker 11: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna clean your son?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Uh on your income tax this year?
• 47:17
  Speaker 13: Hold on, bro, Now you said, am I gonna clim
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: my son on my taxes this year?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent, so.
• 47:28
  Speaker 13: You asking some real personal questions now, you know, like
• 47:31
  Speaker 13: you're the guy that you just said you you know
• 47:34
  Speaker 13: me from the basketball team that my son play on
• 47:37
  Speaker 13: basis you know, and now you're doesn't jump from the
• 47:40
  Speaker 13: Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes.
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: And do I have a steady income? I mean, like
• 47:47
  Speaker 10: you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady income and
• 47:50
  Speaker 10: I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying to.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Get at, Bro?
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking. You know,
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: I just want to read you seem like cool dude
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: when I saw you at the gym.
• 47:59
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 47:59
  Speaker 11: What I was going to ask you, bro, is you
• 48:02
  Speaker 11: know see right now, Man, when I get through with
• 48:04
  Speaker 11: my taxi and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about
• 48:07
  Speaker 11: eight hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: a child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me
• 48:13
  Speaker 11: a bout twenty two twenty three hundred. You see what
• 48:16
  Speaker 11: I'm saying. And what I wanted to get at you about, man,
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: is you know you let me clean as my son,
• 48:23
  Speaker 11: you know, so I can go and get this good money.
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: Bro love br br I mean what all do respect? Bruh?
• 48:30
  Speaker 13: You're talking about? You want to clean my son on taxes?
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you you're talking about.
• 48:36
  Speaker 13: You've seen me at my son's basketball game. You might
• 48:39
  Speaker 13: be the police ball I know, Bro, he sounds like
• 48:42
  Speaker 13: the police.
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, it ain't ain't nobody gonna come
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: at your sideways like that. Man, I ain't trying to
• 48:47
  Speaker 11: come like what I'm trying to say. Man, Now they're
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: gonna hit me off of this eight hundred. Well, see
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick you
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: down two fifty. You understand what I'm saying. Man, everybody col.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: You crazy.
• 49:02
  Speaker 13: Now you sound like a joke, bro, because now you're
• 49:05
  Speaker 13: insulting me.
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: You're telling me you want to clean my down for
• 49:09
  Speaker 10: some where you owe money. I don't even know you food.
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: So I can make two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying
• 49:15
  Speaker 10: to be on no brother. When I claim my kids,
• 49:17
  Speaker 10: I'm getting the same exact plight you getting.
• 49:19
  Speaker 13: I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So what I look
• 49:22
  Speaker 13: like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know?
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Okay, but I'm the one
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: stuck over here paying the eight hundred.
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just acting to ask you to look out for
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: a brother.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: You said out lookout And you know my chexting cut
• 49:36
  Speaker 10: from forty hours a week to thirteen hours a week,
• 49:39
  Speaker 10: and I still got these little backs to me for Jordan,
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: Michael Jordan.
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: They never put it down that's why I'm trying.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: To hook you up with two fifty.
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: coming at you.
• 49:49
  Speaker 10: Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Bro,
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: No two or fifty?
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 49:53
  Speaker 13: When I clean these two little I'm getting twenty three
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: hundred dollars apiece.
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: Bro, What you think I'm gonna take two or fifty
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: from you for it? I don't even know you like that.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Man, You ain't got it. You ain't got a trip.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 50:03
  Speaker 10: Man, if you was my brother, my people, you know,
• 50:06
  Speaker 10: maybe we can do a little something. I can understand that.
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: But brother, you ain't gonna give me no. Two fifty
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: when I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: three hundred. This comment money brush.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: So what are those supposed to do? What am I
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: opposed to do? Devin?
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: Tell me that, I mean, bruh.
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: What you're supposed to do is go hide your seed,
• 50:22
  Speaker 13: clean that little every year, and you'll get what I
• 50:25
  Speaker 13: get for these little that I'm seeing in clothing every day.
• 50:28
  Speaker 10: That's what you're gonna have to do. My hour was done,
• 50:30
  Speaker 10: got cut from forty to fifteen hours a week. I
• 50:33
  Speaker 10: have to go pick me up a little side him.
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: Sand You gotta change your ways. You out there trying
• 50:38
  Speaker 10: to get me locked up for government scams.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: hundred off my back dog. That's all I'm trying.
• 50:44
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble.
• 50:46
  Speaker 10: Man, But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: and getting me locked up. Now you got me up.
• 50:53
  Speaker 10: I'm out here working hard to support my kids, man,
• 50:55
  Speaker 10: But I.
• 50:56
  Speaker 11: Ain't fin the city and go through this with you. No, mo, Man,
• 50:58
  Speaker 11: I ain't fin the city and go through this with
• 50:59
  Speaker 11: You're it. You're gonna help me with this money or not.
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: I see you on Saturday, Broke, I'm gonna you up.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 51:08
  Speaker 13: Thomis you brother?
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: what I need. Bro.
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: Let me tell you something, bro. Say what you look like?
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 51:15
  Speaker 10: You said life and he's going to stop six foot
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: bro when I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
• 51:21
  Speaker 10: I'm on your You ain't on that. You ain't on
• 51:24
  Speaker 10: Blazers Lakers, Bruh.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: You better bring that damn soldial security number.
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find him.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I got one more thing I need to
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: say to you.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: You're lifting to me on my phone.
• 51:36
  Speaker 10: Bro, why don't even talking to this fool?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
• 51:40
  Speaker 13: Man, if you listening to me, say your last statement
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: you want on your tombstone.
• 51:45
  Speaker 11: Bro, this is Nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey
• 51:48
  Speaker 11: Martin Show. You just got prank baby, this nephew. Tell me, man,
• 51:58
  Speaker 11: what's up, Devin.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Fool?
• 52:01
  Speaker 13: You got me out here going crazy?
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: Hey?
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Man, you got hey? Do you got a boy that
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: you work with named.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Crazy? Put me up to this man, Man, keep.
• 52:19
  Speaker 11: Doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in the world. Brother, Hey,
• 52:24
  Speaker 11: one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You got
• 52:26
  Speaker 11: to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio show
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: in the land? Man?
• 52:31
  Speaker 10: Morning? Yeah, crazy Man, I'm a beat.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Exclaimed real quick, y'all, good show man coming, the.
• 52:45
  Speaker 11: Tax man cometh, The tax man cometh, and I come
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: for one of your babies.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Is that all right? All right?
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: No, it's not all right, caller.
• 52:59
  Speaker 11: You know, if y'all don mind you and Tosh, you know,
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: if it's cool, you know, may we can work out
• 53:05
  Speaker 11: a little something something, or we need more kids?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Can we keep one of y'all? We only got one.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Look at you. Everybody wants a kid. Hollo.
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: Okay, we need dalla Steve right next week April nineteen
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: to twenty. The Nephew is coming to town April nineteen
• 53:27
  Speaker 11: to twenty at Baltimore, Maryland the Comedy Factory back my
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: popular letting the Man.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: The Nephew is coming. Tickets on sale right now. Come
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: on be more. Let's do the dog one thing.
• 53:36
  Speaker 11: I know y'all been going through a little something something, Well,
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: come on over and get your laugh on man.
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: All right, Nephew, thank you?
• 53:42
  Speaker 12: Coming up next. Strawberry Letters. Subject I'm falling for him,
• 53:45
  Speaker 12: not his daddy. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: My daddy.
• 53:49
  Speaker 12: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It's time now for today's
• 53:54
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• 53:58
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• 54:09
  Speaker 12: never know, it could be yours.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry letter.
• 54:18
  Speaker 12: Thanking if you subject. I'm falling for him, not his daddy.
• 54:22
  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm fifty six years old and my
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: husband will turn seventy five in May. My husband is
• 54:30
  Speaker 12: a great provider and great daddy, but I don't get
• 54:33
  Speaker 12: butterflies when I'm with him like I did in the beginning.
• 54:37
  Speaker 12: I will admit he wooed me with expensive things and
• 54:40
  Speaker 12: I was caught up at first. We met and got
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: married all within a year. I didn't snap back into
• 54:45
  Speaker 12: reality until I met my step son at our wedding
• 54:49
  Speaker 12: a year ago. Now I want my step son more
• 54:52
  Speaker 12: than I want my husband. He's a fifty two year
• 54:55
  Speaker 12: old bachelor and a big flirt. He comes over to
• 54:58
  Speaker 12: the house and we have a good time to together
• 55:00
  Speaker 12: while my husband sits in a den glued to the TV.
• 55:03
  Speaker 12: My step son and I enjoyed the same wines, foods, movies,
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: and podcasts. We've fallen asleep together on the couch watching TV,
• 55:12
  Speaker 12: and my husband doesn't even see what's happening between us.
• 55:15
  Speaker 12: My stepson said he hopes he can meet a woman
• 55:18
  Speaker 12: like me that's smart, pretty and sexy after age fifty.
• 55:22
  Speaker 12: I reminded him that he's only a few years younger,
• 55:25
  Speaker 12: and he said, I look better than most of the
• 55:27
  Speaker 12: ladies his age. I made up an excuse to have
• 55:30
  Speaker 12: lunch with him yesterday. I told him I needed help
• 55:34
  Speaker 12: planning his dad's birthday party, so he agreed to meet me.
• 55:37
  Speaker 12: He was so handsome and he smells so good. His
• 55:41
  Speaker 12: hug was an a normal step son hug, and we
• 55:44
  Speaker 12: blushed when the waiter called us mister and missus king.
• 55:47
  Speaker 12: It's obvious that we look good together. After lunch, he
• 55:50
  Speaker 12: texted me to say that he had a great time,
• 55:53
  Speaker 12: and he said that I give great hugs. I wanted
• 55:56
  Speaker 12: to tell him I give great everything, but I didn't.
• 56:00
  Speaker 12: Should I cut the bs and tell him I'm falling
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: for him? Or should I wait so he can make
• 56:05
  Speaker 12: the first move. Please stop, please stop this, please, I
• 56:12
  Speaker 12: mean really, this is wrong on so many levels. And
• 56:15
  Speaker 12: you know this that may sound like judgment for me,
• 56:19
  Speaker 12: and I don't even care about that. It's not judgment.
• 56:21
  Speaker 12: It's just a simple matter of right and wrong. Family
• 56:25
  Speaker 12: is and should be off limits. And why is it
• 56:28
  Speaker 12: that we always want something we can't have seriously, Come
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: on now, lady, this man is your husband's son. He's
• 56:37
  Speaker 12: your husband's son. And yes, your husband is seventy five
• 56:40
  Speaker 12: and much older than you, but he's still alive. He's
• 56:43
  Speaker 12: still your husband.
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: What are you doing? At least give your husband the
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: respect he deserves. Do not do this to him.
• 56:50
  Speaker 12: Don't do this to his son. His son is out
• 56:53
  Speaker 12: of line too. You need to sit down. But you
• 56:57
  Speaker 12: need to sit down. I don't like any this. I
• 57:00
  Speaker 12: don't like what you're doing. You need to leave your
• 57:02
  Speaker 12: stepson alone and stop.
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: Doing this to your husband. This is so crazy. Right here,
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: this makes me so angry.
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: Steve Well, Shirley says something that hinges on the facts
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: of this whole letter.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Shirley said this line right here, he's still alive, and
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: that is what hinges on this whole letter. He is
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: still alive, referring to her the fifty six year old
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: woman's seventy five year old husband. He is still alive.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: The question beckons, now how long? Now let's read the letter.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Charley posed the question that made the statement he is
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: still alive. The question I propose is how long? So
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: now let's read the letter? Based on this letter is
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: filled with discrimination. I have been accused of.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: Fat shaming, and now I be accused of age discrimination.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: I'm in the middle. She fifty six, he's seventy five.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: I'm sixty seven. I'm right in the middle of this mess.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: I'm damn near.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Both of them. Here I go.
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: This Stephenshall, I'm fifty six year old. My husband turned
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: seventy five. In made my husband great, providing great daddy.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: Here's a key line. I don't get butterflies when I'm
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: with him like I did in the beginning. Quit looking
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: for butterflies. He's seventy five. Start looking for moths.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: What you need to quit doing is quit looking for butterflies.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: You know that ain't butterflies no more. This is moss, fat,
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: fluffy ass, moss, stupid red, big old moss, wool eating ass,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: if hungry ass math.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: Butterflies fly like this. Butterflies flutter, they go up and
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: down chain direction. Mof just come in and land on stuff.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: So let's stop looking for the butterflies. Used to feel
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: when you first met him. He's seventy five. He don't
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: make butterflies no more. Them is moths. I wouldn't admit
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: he wooed me in the beginning with expensive things, and
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I was caught up at first.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: We met, got married. All in the years, see, you
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: was thirsty, then you was thirsty. You saw that lifestyle
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: and went for it.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: I just snapped back into reality until I met my
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: step son at our where in the year ago. Now
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: I want my step son more than I want my husband.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: He fifty two year old bachelor and a big flirt,
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: and you're a fifty six year old married woman. That's
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: a big flirt. He come over to the house. We
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: have a good time together while my husband sitting in
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: the den and glued to the TV. My step signed
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: and I enjoyed it. The same wine's, foods, movies and podcasts.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: Cause you listen to podcasts don't make you young. I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: just want to point that out. You try to throw
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: that in like y'all doing some real young store. We
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: like the same movie, food, wine, and podcast We fall
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: and sleep together on the couch watching TV and my
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: husband don't see what's happening.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Your husband might not see what's happening, but you do.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: You've been eyeing him since your wedding day. Hang on,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I'll be back.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we'll have part two of your response coming up
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 12: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter subject,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 12: I'm falling for him, not his daddy. We'll get back
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 12: into it right after this.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: You're listening.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 12: Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 12: strawberry letter.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: I'm falling for him, not his daddy.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: Fifty six year old woman that married this seventy five
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: year old man. Now she said she don't feel butterfly
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: no more. I'll bean rinded, hooded. He's seventy five.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Stop looking for butterfly, Start looking for moths, moss, big fat, fluffy.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I will admit he wouned me with expensive things. I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: was caught up.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: We met, got married all within the year, and I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: didn't snap back into reality until I met my step.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Son at our wedding a year ago. On your wedding day, you're.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: Trifling behind snap back to reality by realizing you was
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: marrying this old man because if he could buy you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: expensive things.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Now you say you.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: Want your step son more than you want your husband.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: Fifty two year old bachelor and a big flirt. Come
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: over to the house. We have a good time together
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: while my husband sits in the den. Glued to the TV.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: My step sign and son and I enjoyed the same movies, wines, foods, podcasts.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Y'all that fell asleep together on the couch watching TV
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: and my husband don't even see what's happening. Yeah, but
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: you do though. You see what's happening, and you saw
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: what you wanted to happen on your wedding day when
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: you met your stepson. On your wedding day, my stepson
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: says that he hopes he can meet a woman like
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: me that's smart, pretty and sexy after age fifty.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: Then you reminded him he's only a few years young,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: and he said, I look better than most of the ladies. Say, hey,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: I made up excuse to have lunch with him yesterday.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: I told him I need to plan his daddy's birthday
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: parties who agreed to meet me. He was so handsome
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: and he smelled so good. See now let's go talking
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: about smell, because him and his daddy smell differently.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: See, the young boy smell like cologne. His daddy smell
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: like medicine. It's two different smells.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: She didn't say that.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: One of them smell like a few outside the other
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: one smell like inside the hospital.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're right there.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: One of them smell like he fifty, so he wear
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: old ass coloone. One of them smell like hoston the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: other one smell.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Like icy hot. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. One of
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: them in there smelling like uh oh, what's another fahrenheit?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: That's another old clothe He and that smelling like ben Gate,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: you know what you Yeah with that young dude in
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: that smelling like lotion. Your husband in that smell like sav.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah have you heard that word?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: That young boy.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: Robin but baby all on his chest, your h m,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: we got vic vapor rub on head. It's two different smells,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: one of them all and one of them thick and gummy.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, your little fitty you old. He taking
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: pills to help his.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: Night out, viagraus and yalysies. Your husband in there taking
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: nitro glistering. He trying to stay in this world. He
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: taking stuff to keep the jump start his herd makes
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: him make his heart them two different pills. One of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: the pills you could do without the other one.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: He came miss.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was so handsome, he smell so good. This
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: hug wasn't like the normal step son either. Yeah, that's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: why his hugs are different because he see he hugging
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: your husband falling on you. See you hug got seventy
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: fie old. It turned from a hug to hold me
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: up right quick. It's two different things from from her
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: to hold me up.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Hug me and hold me up.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: It's two different things. And we blushed when the waiter
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: call us mister and missus king. It's obviously we look
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: good together. Well, it's hard to look good with your
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: husband because there's too much stuff in the picture.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: What do you mean?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: And y'all sitting there there taking picture in the chair,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: but you can see the handlebars from his hove around
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: over there. See that? What you doing now?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: Now you think you all look good together, y'all y'all
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: taking the picture, But you can see the walker right
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: next to the chair. You can see that, and that
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: can't take away from the picture. You know, you know
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: you're sitting up there, y'all in the chair, but you
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: can see the cane. It ain't no ron Asley Kane.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: This that cane that you get a cvs. The brown
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: one with the black grip on the end of it.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: He got one of them crutches in the picture. With
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: the arm break.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: He's just seventy five.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: That's what's wrong. Though.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: After lunch he texted me and said we had a
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: great time and he said that I give a great hug.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: I wanted to tell him I get great everything. So
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: what did you say with your nass dad?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: But I didn't. Should I cut the bs and tell
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: him I'm falling for him? Or should I wait so
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: he can make the first move? Do you hear that question?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Either way? In this question?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: She know is going down, She's planning on it going down.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: She just want to know shit she said, or wait
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: on him to say it. But it's going down. The
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: decision has been made. You've chosen the stepson on wedding
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: day versus his old ass daddy.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: When your comments on today, Strawberry leave all.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: He's running to his nurse.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 12: At Steve Harvey FM and check us out on the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app coming up
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 12: next to his Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: And the nurse being the pictures too. That's another thing.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It it's time now for
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 14: The Masters is all weekend were trying to see if
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 14: Tiger Woods can get this six jacket.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: But you know what Tiger thinks.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 14: He thinks Roy mcawro could be the favorite to win.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it is.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 14: It'd be his first jacket. But just for Tiger to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 14: say that, that's how cool Tiger is. He gonna give
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 14: credit to somebody else. He got five of them.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: I guess you know.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Six, Let's get six. Let's don't get you.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: He's just talking. He don't want Roy win. He want
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: to win.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: He's just saying something.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: He's just saying, Yeah, goat, he's the goat.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: He is man, he is, so we're really hoping for
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: that man.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 14: John Coli party left the University of Kentucky and went
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 14: to the University of Arkansas to beat the head basketball coach.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: You know, University Kentucky lost to Oakland in the.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 14: First round of the NCAA Tournament, but he got a
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 14: five year, seven million dollar deal. I wouldn't be mad,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 14: but take a listen to what he said about his team.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Say, well, rebuilt, yet there may not be a roster.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I got to put a roster together. No, you're laughing,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: that's not funny. I just I just met with the team.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: There were three guys in there.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: And they were in the portal.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Dog, hain't that ready? They only have one player from
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: last year, one player and he was a walk on.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: They have no players at Arkansas, none really no players?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Is this transfer a portal?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 14: Is this just like the new way we're gonna have
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 14: to start doing basketball? Because these nil deals?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Are they? It's the way it is. Yeah. That's why
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: Nick Saban quit because he don't know how to do that.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: See Nick Saban had the lead because he old school.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: He wants supreme command and he can't control them kids.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: He got to get out and he's done.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 14: And then you know, kids ain't coming over there if
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 14: you ain't got no deal. If there's some money on
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 14: the table, they don't want the money.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Well see they got money at Arkansas though, they could
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: draw money because that boy Tyson Chicken his day. Yeah yeah,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you man, they don't have a lot. That's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: what player.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah see, And and that dude run everything at Arkansas.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: He the bigger he he the biggest supporter. They gonna
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: get player, they gonna get some players.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who you know?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: The chicken, the boy stopped money down now.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 14: Also, man, Dak Prescott could be out in Dallas as
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 14: he does not have a contract past this season. They
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 14: say Dallas could be in the market looking for a
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 14: quarterback this draft.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: So uh, you know, they just said that on Sports
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Sitting yesterday, Julie. But they got who they're gonna get.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Oh man, We're gonna have to see him just when
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: the draft to get there.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Who are looking good though? Who looking real good though?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Whole time?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Looking real good? We had to say super Bowl title?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Put on us you all right, Junior?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 12: is mad after his brother in law is seasoned his
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 12: ribs ooops.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: He needs some advice, Steve, I know you're the man
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: for that. Right after this, you don't touch my meat.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 8: You're listening Morning show, okay, Steve.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 12: This is from Coramo in Green Bay, who says, my
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 12: wife has a younger brother that is a spoiled thirty
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 12: five year old bachelor and he thinks he has free
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 12: rein at our house. I'm tired of him using our
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 12: house as a crash pad. He brings his dates to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 12: our house for drinks before a date so he can
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 12: save money. The final straw was Sunday when he seasoned
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 12: my ribs and started up my grill while I ran
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 12: out to the store. I cursed him out because he
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 12: should know not to ever touch a man's meat. My
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 12: wife said, I better apologize. That's never happening. How do
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 12: I get her to understand what he did to me?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: I never heard of him.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you and another man's house is whatever the man
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: rule is, that's what you gotta go by.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: He don't come in here, don't cut my grill on.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: You don't season my meat. You don't live here, man.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: Matter of fact, why are you opening a refrigerator? Why
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: have you got rules in my house? Man? I had
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: an employee one time open my refrigerator because he wanted
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: a bottle of water. My son saw him and say,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: hey man, and I just happened to be coming in
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: the kitchen. He said, hey man, my daddy. Don't he
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: don't play that. I came in the corner.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: He's shutting the finger. I said, yo, man, what you doing?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: I got me some water I to refrigerated. Don't I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: got on this table.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: He's plastic. So long cup thinking about all these solo
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: cops because new y'all's over here. Got him in the
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 6: party pack with the different colors on them, so you
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: keep tracking your black and I got filters on all
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: these at this house right here.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: Shore asked watow as man, how you opening my refrigerator?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: When I asked me, it's all mister and sign man,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: I ain't know you was gonna trip about me opening frigerator.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I said, you open my refrigerator. You don't stay here.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Link.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: You just came from outside.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: You didn't even wash your hands. What you're doing it
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: my refrigerator?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Man? That was what about Well, that wasn't it, but
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: it's stacked up.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Straw.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Came in the house. Let me tell you what else
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: is food?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: Then had his shirt wide open, walks in my house
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: to use the bathroom.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: I got bathrooms outside. Yeah, he goes in my house
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: with the cigar in his hand. Marjorie, don't let me
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: do this. He's standing at the foot of step.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: Bathfoot with his shirt open with a pain so talking
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: on his celf on holding that cigar.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I just said, hey, man, when my daddy see you
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: and showing up here, are you little fast food bro?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Everything in the man's house is his room. You got it?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: You ain't gotta apologize to this dude. He needs to
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: apologize for you. He need to understand. You can't go
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: of another man's house. I don't care if your sister
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: do live here. This is this man's house. There's one
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: king of the cast and there's one queen of the cast.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Right yep. Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 12: His sister's mad though, because it's her brother and her
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 12: damn who he is.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your brother can get cuffed out. Brother.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 8: She's mad about it. So all right, I think we
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 8: have time for another one. This is from Tessa in
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 8: Oak Park.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 12: Tessa says, I'm a massage therapist and I do in
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 12: home massages. My husband's insecurity got the best of him
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 12: and he went through my phone and saw my schedule.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 12: He saw that my three pm appointment was someone named Stevie,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 12: and he assumed it was a man, and he showed
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 12: up at Stevie's house ready to raise hell. Her husband
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 12: greeted him at the door. I have never been more ashamed.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 12: Can I justify putting a pass code on my phone?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 12: Or should my husband be able to check my phone?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Damn well, I mean you could put him pass code
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: on your phone. But the dude is messing up your business.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: You know you got to settle down, though, you gotta
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: settle down.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: And plus now you done went over somebody house acting
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: a bro you didn't even know how to go, went
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: over Steve over another man house, Stevie husband came to
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  Speaker 6: the door, butched.
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  Speaker 2: And came to the door but got out to.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy insecure, very much.
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  Speaker 12: So, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 12: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Right after this.
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  Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's spring and that
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  Speaker 12: means it's road trip time. And according to a recent
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  Speaker 12: poll of two thousand American drivers, seventy five percent of
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  Speaker 12: the people polls would rather drive than fly. Only twenty
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  Speaker 12: two percent went to fly to their vacation destination. Road
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  Speaker 12: Trippers say the best things about traveling by car is
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  Speaker 12: seeing new landscapes, listening to music, and enjoying the feeling
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  Speaker 12: of driving.
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  Speaker 8: So what do you prefer driving or flying?
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  Speaker 2: Steve?
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  Speaker 8: And what's the longer I lived.
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  Speaker 2: In coffetent years.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen all senior wait, most of the senior I
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  Speaker 6: saw I couldn't afford hell, I would getting another damn call.
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  Speaker 2: Driving to be seen. None matter. I can't fall none
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  Speaker 2: of this mess right now.
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  Speaker 6: All the ponds I was looking at getting out fishing,
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  Speaker 6: didn't kicking off people, property of stuff, all them signs driving.
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  Speaker 6: If I can't stay at that hotel, that's to you have,
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  Speaker 6: driving around, running up all my gas trying to find
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  Speaker 6: a damn motel six so I can at least get someone.
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  Speaker 2: To take a shower for sixteen ninety five. Now, hell,
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  Speaker 2: no fly me. I don't seen the smokies. I done.
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  Speaker 2: Drove across the desert. No, I done.
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  Speaker 6: Drove across the painted desert through the smokey is one
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  Speaker 6: of the most beautiful scenes I done. Drove down the Everglades,
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  Speaker 6: I drove my coffee everywhere I got see nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I drove the dead ass cancer on them damn wheat fields.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about driving. Well, you don't see a heel slope?
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  Speaker 2: No anybody else want to drive? Be My guests can't
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  Speaker 2: be damn ticky.
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  Speaker 12: All right, coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 12: will play around it? Would you rather right after this
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  Speaker 12: you're listening hard morning show and it's time now for
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  Speaker 12: around it?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 12: Would your rather connect your phone? To Alexa at home,
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  Speaker 12: or have no sex for a year.
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  Speaker 2: If we connect our phone, Hello, sex for a year?
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  Speaker 2: Let thee go ahead? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: What what's the hesitation? Thinking about it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going out side.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather connect your phone to Alexa?
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  Speaker 2: We connected them connected and put it on mute. I
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  Speaker 2: can't connect my phone. That's okay.
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  Speaker 8: So you're gonna go without sex for a year.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I must say I'm gonna go, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: beg you to have to death. We're gonna be doing
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  Speaker 2: a whole lot of.
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  Speaker 8: School, all right.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather stare at the sun during an eclipse,
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  Speaker 12: which we just had earlier this week on Monday? Or
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  Speaker 12: would you rather gaze lovingly into your ex's eyes?
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  Speaker 2: Brain? We both brain about blind, so I hope I'm
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  Speaker 2: hold on both of us. All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather go to the Summer Games?
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  Speaker 2: If it's true, I don't think he's a complete bland.
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  Speaker 8: You rather go to the summer game?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 8: Go ahead, I'm sorry every now and then?
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  Speaker 10: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather go to the Summer Games in Paris?
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  Speaker 12: Or would you rather go to Paris Fashion Week?
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  Speaker 2: Wow? Paris Fashion Week? Fashion Week. I've never been to
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  Speaker 2: one of those really go to fashion. I haven't been.
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  Speaker 2: Keep it panted looking like somebody, you know what.
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  Speaker 8: Right next to Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 2: Got no no, my wife, dog, nothing nothing. Roger Hobby
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  Speaker 2: be on that front row.
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  Speaker 3: Know that?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather a wife that's six feet tall and
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  Speaker 12: slim or a wife that's five four and curvy.
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  Speaker 2: Or dog she's six feet tim? I don't care. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care. You need to, well, you shouldn't find out
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  Speaker 2: what you.
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  Speaker 8: Mean real good rather than Kirby.
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  Speaker 2: When you say curves and what you mean like you
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  Speaker 2: mean that's kind of Kirby means curves.
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  Speaker 8: She's got curves going on.
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  Speaker 2: And now, so what you're talking about five four? I
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  Speaker 2: got them now. Now if you're talking about just Jackie,
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about five phone.
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  Speaker 8: Now that's today's round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: We'll just leave it right there.
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  Speaker 8: Coming up our last break of the day, and we'll
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  Speaker 8: close out the show with the one and only Steve
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  Speaker 8: Harvey right after this. You're listening Morning show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 8: here we are, last break of the day. This is Friday.
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  Speaker 1: We made it.
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  Speaker 8: It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 6: We made you know something I got closing remarks, It's
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  Speaker 6: all because this is something that I've had to grapple
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  Speaker 6: with myself.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Oh, what stops a lot of people from succeeding.
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  Speaker 2: It's procrastination. It procrastination is a success killer.
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  Speaker 6: If you keep putting off the start of anything, you
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  Speaker 6: never begin the process and trying to find the perfect reason,
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  Speaker 6: the perfect timing, the perfect day to start something. The
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  Speaker 6: answer to that for me is now, because I've looked
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  Speaker 6: for those in the past and I just ain't came
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  Speaker 6: up with them. I haven't come up with the perfect time,
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  Speaker 6: the perfect day, the perfect at the time is now.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of my success has been because I started now. Now,
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  Speaker 6: I'll admit this also a lot of my failures have
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  Speaker 6: been because I started now. Not saying that I didn't
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  Speaker 6: work through it the right way or going or do
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  Speaker 6: my due diligence. I'm not talking about That's just everything
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  Speaker 6: you start is not going to be a success.
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  Speaker 2: You have to start the process.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, because all of your failures will lead you to
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  Speaker 6: a success. See, every time you fail at something, it's
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  Speaker 6: not a failure, it's a gain learn valuable experience.
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  Speaker 2: And people don't look at it that way. They looking
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  Speaker 2: at failure as finite as the end of a finale,
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  Speaker 2: and it's not everybody fails.
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  Speaker 6: That's the way it works. But I promise you this,
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  Speaker 6: if you don't start that, you are going to fail.
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  Speaker 6: Stop procrastinating, stop putting it off. I'll give you an example.
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  Speaker 6: I was sitting in my hotel the other day and
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  Speaker 6: it's been like, I got a few days off before
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  Speaker 6: I go back to work, right out here in la
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  Speaker 6: and I enjoy my quiet time because I really do
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  Speaker 6: enjoy being by myself. You know, my wife is off
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  Speaker 6: doing something with some family members, and so I'm out here,
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  Speaker 6: and so I spent a lot of time by myself.
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  Speaker 6: And it's perfectly fine because I enjoyed being by myself.
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  Speaker 6: But I got into this thing where I was just
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  Speaker 6: eating bad. I was just ordering stuff just because I
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  Speaker 6: hadn't done it in a while. Give me a piece
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  Speaker 6: of give me chicken wings. Man, they got M and
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  Speaker 6: ms in the snack bar. I'm eating him.
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  Speaker 2: And finally I just went, hey, man, oh Steve, Steve
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  Speaker 2: stee steep where you're going, Man, You got your weight down.
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  Speaker 6: You're doing good, man. Get a grip on yourself. And
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  Speaker 6: instead of saying when I get back home. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: start again. No, I start now. I got up throughout
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  Speaker 6: all their miniums, took them candy bars, got rid of them,
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  Speaker 6: called and told.
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  Speaker 2: The people, bring me extra whole fruit and bring me
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  Speaker 2: some nuts.
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  Speaker 6: So if I'm gonna sit up and snack, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: eat some fruits or some nuts, some raw nuts. And
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  Speaker 6: I just started because listen to me, I've learned, when
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  Speaker 6: you delay, you put it off. Man, you find another
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  Speaker 6: reason to put it off. Because delaying and procrastination in
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  Speaker 6: this habit forming, man, because you can justify anything.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got to do that today. I don't have
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  Speaker 2: to work out today. I could start next Monday. Well,
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  Speaker 2: when next Monday get here, might as well start Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: because we got to do all this work on Monday,
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday and Wednesday. Then Thursday get here. Man, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: into the weekend. Let me enjoy this last weekend. I'll
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  Speaker 2: get started again on Monday. Then Monday get here, and
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  Speaker 2: then you go, hey, you know what, man, maybe tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: and then guess what, something happens tomorrow and next thing
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  Speaker 2: you know, you've never started. Stop procrastinating.
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  Speaker 6: Make now the destination, Make now the perfect timing because
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  Speaker 6: There is no more perfect time than now, because now
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  Speaker 6: is all you really have. You can make a decision
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  Speaker 6: about now and it sticks and holes because now it's
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  Speaker 6: what we have. Now do it now, y'all. Procrastination is
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  Speaker 6: the biggest killer for success. It just kills success. Stop
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  Speaker 6: stop doing it to yourself. And procrastination only hurts you, folks.
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  Speaker 6: I am telling you, we have got to get going.
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  Speaker 6: You have got to get started. And it's just listen, man,
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  Speaker 6: pay attention to the voice that's inside you. Your voice
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  Speaker 6: inside you wants to be happy. The voice inside you
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  Speaker 6: wants to be successful. It really does, and it beckons
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  Speaker 6: and it calls you all the time. Stop listening to
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  Speaker 6: that other voice who has one job to rob you
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  Speaker 6: of your destiny. Stop allowing that counter voice to take control.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to that inner voice, the righteous side, the good
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  Speaker 6: side of you, and start stop procrastinating. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 6: and I've had to tell myself that over and over
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  Speaker 6: and over. I'll tell you something else I was going through.
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  Speaker 6: I just couldn't get motivated. I'd been out the country
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  Speaker 6: and I came back home and the jet lag was
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  Speaker 6: beating me up. And it lasted a little bit longer
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  Speaker 6: and I thought I was jetlagged for like seven days.
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  Speaker 6: And I was sitting up in here, man, and I
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  Speaker 6: was trying to get motivated. And I told my sons,
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  Speaker 6: and I told my trainer, I'm just not motivated to
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  Speaker 6: work out right now. I gotta get back. I'm looking
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  Speaker 6: for motivation. And I started talking to my staff about it.
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  Speaker 6: And my staff starts saying, so, mister Harvey, you look
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  Speaker 6: fine now, man, you look great. Don't do nothing. My
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  Speaker 6: trainer called me up the next morning said, hey, man,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: don't listen to them. People that ain't where you at
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  Speaker 6: in your life, and that ain't where you trying to be.
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  Speaker 6: So why are you listening to them? He said, come on, man,
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  Speaker 6: let's get at it. And guess what I started now.
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  Speaker 6: I started right then, So just start, everybody, stop procrastinating.
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  Speaker 6: It'll serve you well. Those are my closing remarks today.
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  Speaker 6: I hope you have a great day today. Here's one
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  Speaker 6: way to have a great day. Talk to God today.
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  Speaker 6: He would absolutely love to hear from you. Don't matter
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  Speaker 6: if it's been a while, just start talking to him.
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