Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / Pigeon Toes and a Nice Neck 3.09.17
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all. Don't know y'all baby
- 0:09Speaker 1: all so long looking back the black dog giving them
- 0:14Speaker 1: just like the million buck bus things and it's tough
- 0:18Speaker 1: y'all to me, true good to tea. The hardy guy
- 0:24Speaker 1: listening to toach other for stove had moby, I don't
- 0:38Speaker 1: join yeah by ya joining me, honey, said you gotta turning. Yeah,
- 1:10Speaker 1: you're going to do. You gotta turn to turn turn
- 1:42Speaker 1: you love, you got to turn out to turn turn
- 1:46Speaker 1: water want to go? Comey, come on your back. Uh huh,
- 2:03Speaker 1: I shall will a good morning everybody. You're listening to
- 2:06Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now one it only
- 2:10Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show something I really wanted
- 2:13Speaker 1: to say to you because I want to give it
- 2:16Speaker 1: to you. The way I got it, you know, it
- 2:17Speaker 1: kind of kind of just really really hit me within
- 2:22Speaker 1: the last six months, I kid you, not just kind
- 2:26Speaker 1: of really hit me of late, I guess I'm saying,
- 2:31Speaker 1: and um, it's something that I learned. Man. I got
- 2:34Speaker 1: it a couple of ways. I was watching this movie,
- 2:36Speaker 1: I was reading this book. I kind of got it
- 2:39Speaker 1: a couple of ways. But it came to me just
- 2:42Speaker 1: dawned on me how correct it was, and how oftentimes
- 2:46Speaker 1: I've shot myself in the foot, how many times I
- 2:51Speaker 1: had blocked so many blessings that could have come my
- 2:55Speaker 1: way had I just been a little bit more of this,
- 2:59Speaker 1: and I learned it and I stopped blocking them, you know,
- 3:02Speaker 1: And it's it's starting to really really open up the
- 3:05Speaker 1: pipeline into my life, the pipeline of blessings. You know.
- 3:11Speaker 1: It could be whatever you need. It could be money,
- 3:13Speaker 1: it could be family, could be relationship. It could be education,
- 3:16Speaker 1: It could be peace, it could be relevance, it could
- 3:18Speaker 1: be any number of things. Whatever you hope for us
- 3:21Speaker 1: that you consider success. That don't have to be money.
- 3:24Speaker 1: But if that's on your list, you you can get
- 3:26Speaker 1: some of that too. But gratitude, Listen to me, Gratitude
- 3:33Speaker 1: is the best gift that you can give yourself. What
- 3:39Speaker 1: that don't make no sense, Yes it does. Gratitude is
- 3:45Speaker 1: the best gift that you could give yourself. It really is, man,
- 3:50Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you why. Because when you show gratitude,
- 3:58Speaker 1: when you're thankful, when you show appreciation, you open up
- 4:04Speaker 1: the pipeline of more blessings to flow your way. Because
- 4:12Speaker 1: because simply you get it. You have shown gratitude, you
- 4:18Speaker 1: show appreciation, You're thankful no matter how much how little
- 4:24Speaker 1: you have. Oftentimes the people who have a lot that
- 4:31Speaker 1: are righteous people are awfully grateful, awfully thankful, awfully appreciative.
- 4:42Speaker 1: And I guess you could say, well, Steve, I know
- 4:44Speaker 1: a lot of people ain't goer. You don't know, you
- 4:46Speaker 1: don't know, you don't know them people, you you don't
- 4:49Speaker 1: know those people. What we're trying to do in the
- 4:53Speaker 1: mornings is help each other hill is, give each other
- 4:56Speaker 1: some encouragement, give each other some new information, and give
- 5:00Speaker 1: each other some enlightenment in the morning. That's what we're
- 5:03Speaker 1: trying to do here. We're not trying to talk about
- 5:05Speaker 1: why not that ain't my business, why not to do
- 5:10Speaker 1: something that I don't care. I'm more concerned with the
- 5:13Speaker 1: how to, the how come that this is how that,
- 5:18Speaker 1: this is the way I'm I'm I try to stay
- 5:21Speaker 1: on more of a positive note. Gratitude is the best
- 5:25Speaker 1: gift that you can give to yourself. See, don't you
- 5:28Speaker 1: get it? If you're grateful for what you have, for
- 5:32Speaker 1: whatever it is, you open up the pipeline for more
- 5:37Speaker 1: to come in. Let me tell you why, because you're
- 5:41Speaker 1: not complaining about what you have. Oftentimes we can't show gratitude,
- 5:47Speaker 1: we don't have time to be thankful, or we can't
- 5:50Speaker 1: give a full accompanying accompliment of appreciation because we're complaining. Man,
- 5:58Speaker 1: I don't ever get this. I don't they got this
- 6:00Speaker 1: my how my car can only go this far? I can't.
- 6:04Speaker 1: All I got is this right here? Every time I
- 6:06Speaker 1: turn around, something broke on this car. Man, my house,
- 6:10Speaker 1: my house, ain't I'm trying to fix this hot water.
- 6:13Speaker 1: He didn't went out in that house again? That funnas
- 6:15Speaker 1: and went out. I'm so tired this ragged the house. Man,
- 6:18Speaker 1: I ain't got no money. Keep dumping in this thing
- 6:20Speaker 1: and conditioning went out, y'all to y'all, to y'all, to y'all,
- 6:24Speaker 1: to y'all, to y'all, to y'all, to yad yad. Why
- 6:28Speaker 1: why are you complaining? Suppose you reverse that? Just suppose
- 6:34Speaker 1: I thank you for the house that I do have,
- 6:36Speaker 1: for roof over my head. I thank you for shelter.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I thank you for having a home. I thank you
- 6:42Speaker 1: for having a mortgage to pay. I thank you for
- 6:44Speaker 1: being able to come up with this rent to stay here.
- 6:47Speaker 1: I thank you for all these things. I thank you
- 6:49Speaker 1: for I have. When things go wrong in my life,
- 6:51Speaker 1: you always there and get it fixed straight out for me.
- 6:55Speaker 1: I thank you. I'm grateful for you. Okay, now let
- 6:57Speaker 1: me ask you something. If you were a person that
- 7:02Speaker 1: was providing these things for someone, Let's say you were
- 7:06Speaker 1: the person that was providing shelter, heat roof over your head,
- 7:13Speaker 1: a place to stay. Let's say you were the person
- 7:16Speaker 1: that was providing that, and the person that we was
- 7:19Speaker 1: receiving it, who has nothing, but that was always complaining
- 7:27Speaker 1: about it every time you turn around. Now, you didn't
- 7:33Speaker 1: gave this to this person. You didn't let them have it,
- 7:39Speaker 1: But every time you look up, they complain and they're
- 7:42Speaker 1: pointing the thing at you. Look what I ain't got
- 7:44Speaker 1: I ain't got this, you got it? And you be
- 7:46Speaker 1: sitting with that dog man. I gave this to them
- 7:49Speaker 1: and they just started complaining about it. Now, let's say
- 7:54Speaker 1: you gave the exact same thing to someone else, the
- 7:59Speaker 1: exact same thing. Shelter, ruth over your head, house in
- 8:04Speaker 1: the same condition, looked just like the house you gave
- 8:06Speaker 1: this person that was complained, But every time you turn
- 8:09Speaker 1: around he was telling somebody you know what, I should
- 8:11Speaker 1: appreciate this. I should appreciate this place to statement my family. Man,
- 8:16Speaker 1: we don't know where we be without it. I showed him, grateful. Man,
- 8:20Speaker 1: it was raining another dan than the drop get on us. Man,
- 8:22Speaker 1: We was in this house. Man, and oh man, oh man,
- 8:25Speaker 1: you know some things go wrong with it, But man,
- 8:28Speaker 1: I show glad I got this right here, because they
- 8:30Speaker 1: always make a win and somehow sometimes it always works out. Now,
- 8:34Speaker 1: if you were the person that was providing these things,
- 8:37Speaker 1: and this one person that had this house that ain't
- 8:40Speaker 1: as shop or as good as the other houses, was
- 8:43Speaker 1: complaining all the time about it, but the other person
- 8:47Speaker 1: over here was grateful for it when it came time
- 8:52Speaker 1: to fix up the house, improved the house, add more
- 8:58Speaker 1: owned to the house, or maybe you had another house
- 9:02Speaker 1: to give away. Who would you give the house to.
- 9:08Speaker 1: I think logically you would give it to the person
- 9:12Speaker 1: who has shown the most appreciation for it. I know
- 9:16Speaker 1: I would. I bet you. Man. If I didn't gave
- 9:20Speaker 1: somebody to something and all they do is complain about it,
- 9:23Speaker 1: I can assure you that if they come back to
- 9:26Speaker 1: me for some more, I'm gonna be real slow to
- 9:29Speaker 1: grant that wish, because, man, the last time I gave
- 9:32Speaker 1: you a place to stay, I know it wasn't the
- 9:34Speaker 1: best house on the block, but you didn't have nothing
- 9:37Speaker 1: when you came to me, and I gave that to you.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I promise you, if I get a new house and
- 9:43Speaker 1: I got to give it to one of them two people,
- 9:46Speaker 1: I promise you, I'm gonna give that new house to
- 9:48Speaker 1: the person who was grateful for that house that wasn't
- 9:51Speaker 1: so good. I promise you as well. I'm gonna do
- 9:53Speaker 1: it now. I'm not claiming to know how God thinks,
- 9:58Speaker 1: because I don't. I'm gonna say that again. I'm not
- 10:02Speaker 1: claiming to know how God thinks because I don't. But
- 10:07Speaker 1: don't that make sense to you? Now? It's a scripture
- 10:12Speaker 1: somewhere that a back this up. I know it is.
- 10:14Speaker 1: I remember my mother telling it to me a couple
- 10:16Speaker 1: of times, but I can't tell you where it is.
- 10:18Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure it's in that. Man, that the
- 10:24Speaker 1: more gratitude you show, the more grateful you are, the
- 10:28Speaker 1: more blessings can come your way. It only makes sense.
- 10:34Speaker 1: So that's why I'm telling you, Gratitude is the best
- 10:38Speaker 1: gift that you can give yourself. Be thankful, shore appreciation,
- 10:43Speaker 1: quick complaining. Man, you ever been around people just complain
- 10:48Speaker 1: all the time, to the point where you don't even
- 10:49Speaker 1: want to go over there normal because you know all
- 10:52Speaker 1: they're gonna do is complain. You'll be having a good
- 10:54Speaker 1: day and here they come with all this old What
- 10:57Speaker 1: was me? I get? I don't like people like that. Man,
- 11:00Speaker 1: I don't have time for people like that. I'm trying.
- 11:03Speaker 1: I'm asking God for too much. I'm trying to improve myself.
- 11:06Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get worse. So y'all listen. One
- 11:11Speaker 1: of the greatest gifts you can give to yourself is gratitude.
- 11:15Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning now, and I'm telling you,
- 11:18Speaker 1: I just got this clear as a bail. I wake
- 11:21Speaker 1: up every morning when I'm getting ready for work, brushing
- 11:24Speaker 1: my teeth, taking a shower, I just thank you. When
- 11:28Speaker 1: I get in the car to head over to the job,
- 11:31Speaker 1: I just thank him all my way over here, I meditate,
- 11:35Speaker 1: I pray, I thank him. I thank him for all
- 11:38Speaker 1: he's done for me. I thank you for all the
- 11:41Speaker 1: things he's bought me through. I think some I thank
- 11:43Speaker 1: him for all the things I have, Even when I'm
- 11:46Speaker 1: in the midst of some trouble in a storm. I
- 11:48Speaker 1: thank him already because I know he's gonna bring me
- 11:51Speaker 1: out of that. I just keep on thanking him, and
- 11:54Speaker 1: I can't tell you what it's done for me. I
- 11:57Speaker 1: can't even explain to you what it's done for me.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Gratitude is one of the best gifts that you can
- 12:02Speaker 1: give to yourself. You're listening to the stew eighteen minutes
- 12:12Speaker 1: after the hour. Eighteen minutes after the hour. Thank you
- 12:22Speaker 1: all for joining us today, Thank you for tuning in,
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- 12:40Speaker 1: your precious molecules of minutes to spend time with us
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- 12:55Speaker 1: your day. Thank you for joining us. This is Happy Radio,
- 13:01Speaker 1: where we are all more than happy. And now here's
- 13:07Speaker 1: an A selection from the Happy choir said I'm happy,
- 13:14Speaker 1: so happy, happy, happy happy happy. Thank you choir. Wasn't
- 13:20Speaker 1: that love? That moving rendition? It's beautiful? Were the second
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- 13:45Speaker 1: Oh so I am your pastor Shirley, please give me
- 13:50Speaker 1: a situation and I will solve it for you shortly.
- 13:54Speaker 1: A let's see, two sisters got into a fight over
- 13:58Speaker 1: a man. Your siblings cry. Next supe, this is so
- 14:08Speaker 1: service can be over a new church. We just we're
- 14:14Speaker 1: just getting me in and out the game. Next, next
- 14:18Speaker 1: question from the congregation. Um, the neighbor next door, so
- 14:23Speaker 1: my son's bike and I want to go over there
- 14:26Speaker 1: and beat us a little behind. Do it? Says it
- 14:32Speaker 1: right there? Do unto others that you would have them
- 14:36Speaker 1: do it to you. They must want to answer. Do it? Next?
- 14:42Speaker 1: Next supping, Yes, you keep saying turned to our neighbor.
- 14:46Speaker 1: When I turned to my neighbor, My neighbor's breath is
- 14:49Speaker 1: bad whipping. I don't really mean it. I don't care
- 14:56Speaker 1: you don't turn it all. I just say that to
- 15:02Speaker 1: see if you will do it. It's not a strong
- 15:06Speaker 1: suggestion at all. Mm hmmmm. We would like for service
- 15:12Speaker 1: to end a little sooner. You're dragging it on too long.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Two hours. We've dis Yeah, we've discussed it over and over.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Is there something you can do about that? I knew it.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Get your ass out. There's a man on P. Three
- 15:42Speaker 1: that I'm very handsome. I'm kind of interested in him,
- 15:47Speaker 1: but I know that you know we shouldn't be together.
- 15:51Speaker 1: One word work release. How cute is he? Now? I
- 16:00Speaker 1: get your point. Next question, Yeah, Pastor, we have a
- 16:05Speaker 1: relative that won't come to church with us. We have
- 16:08Speaker 1: been trying to get him to come. We just see
- 16:10Speaker 1: if you can help us get him in here to
- 16:12Speaker 1: learn from you. He's going to hang. Next question, Um,
- 16:22Speaker 1: a family member passed away the other day and I
- 16:25Speaker 1: was just wondering we could have a funeral here and
- 16:27Speaker 1: for how long? Nope, we did people in here. What
- 16:34Speaker 1: about the repast? We don't have that either. As a
- 16:40Speaker 1: matter of fact, Church of Life we don't do death. Yes, yes, sister,
- 16:54Speaker 1: you don't do death. But what about weddings? My cousin
- 16:58Speaker 1: wants to get married here at the church, but she's
- 17:01Speaker 1: not a member. That's fine that dollars go here in
- 17:09Speaker 1: Church of Life things for outside members. Church of Life, Pastor, Um,
- 17:17Speaker 1: my sister just had a baby and a couple of
- 17:21Speaker 1: months ago and she was wondering, uh, do you do
- 17:24Speaker 1: baby christenings here? She wanted to get the baby christen
- 17:27Speaker 1: and did she know the daddy O Church fraternity tests
- 17:40Speaker 1: on Friday. You are not. I was wondering. I guess
- 17:48Speaker 1: my daughter she went to a Bible retreat for third graders.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Excuse me repeat that. I missed my daughter, she went
- 17:55Speaker 1: to a Bible retreat, children's Bible retreat for third graders.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Was just wondering at this church, are you going to
- 18:02Speaker 1: start a program like that for the children. We don't know,
- 18:06Speaker 1: we don't have white members. What does Bible retreat for children?
- 18:13Speaker 1: What did you get the race? Well, you said your
- 18:16Speaker 1: daughter went to one h what's white kids at it?
- 18:20Speaker 1: You're all racist? Okay? Do you see any white people
- 18:24Speaker 1: in here? Not at the moment. No, no, no, okay.
- 18:29Speaker 1: Next question, Yeah, let me jump in here. I'm trying
- 18:37Speaker 1: to install the Players Managed, Players Managed. Is it all
- 18:42Speaker 1: right to start a players ministry here at the church? Well,
- 18:47Speaker 1: somebody got to go to hell. Question next question? Uh uh,
- 18:56Speaker 1: you know we got some people that want to get
- 18:58Speaker 1: baptized at the Churchill. What what is the good day
- 19:00Speaker 1: that you do baptisms? What Sunday? Second first Theory? M
- 19:06Speaker 1: once a year, Thanksgiving? See you in November. I hope
- 19:16Speaker 1: he don't come to the question. Yes, go ahead, Well,
- 19:22Speaker 1: parking lot ministry, do you all provide security for the cars.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Absolutely not our parking lot ministries. It makes our contributions
- 19:31Speaker 1: to the chop shop. No Church of Life better than
- 19:40Speaker 1: the j p J. Right, Well, thank you. Have a
- 19:44Speaker 1: great Sunday. There you have it the Church of Life.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Now when we come back from the break at thirty
- 19:50Speaker 1: four after the hour, you guys, remember this lady named
- 19:53Speaker 1: Lafay who called earlier this weekend Weekend Confessions with Tommy.
- 20:02Speaker 1: If you missed it, it was hilarious. We'll run that
- 20:05Speaker 1: back when we come back at thirty or four after
- 20:08Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back
- 20:12Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour, coming up. You gotta
- 20:16Speaker 1: hear this calling little face from Weekend Confessions. She called
- 20:21Speaker 1: her man the wrong name while having relations. You need
- 20:25Speaker 1: to hear it. We'll be back. Maybe have time now
- 20:35Speaker 1: to go to line three cat and touch a lay
- 20:37Speaker 1: out of Tennessee. Hello, Hey, how you doing? Hey baby girl?
- 20:43Speaker 1: What you got from this weekend? Me? My friend was together?
- 20:49Speaker 1: We having relations in our name? You call somebody name?
- 20:56Speaker 1: Oh my God, talk to my baby. Give me a play. No.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Act three is everything you know. I was over here
- 21:07Speaker 1: when the trump for next you and whatever, and every
- 21:10Speaker 1: since I heard Junior and he was like, to be sick.
- 21:14Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up. I've been syndsizing about Junior every since.
- 21:18Speaker 1: And I opened called Junior bag when we was having relationship.
- 21:22Speaker 1: What what do you call him? Junior? Yes, my boyfriend?
- 21:27Speaker 1: Who did he say? Did he say? Won't he do it? What? Happed?
- 21:36Speaker 1: And I looked on. I looked Junior up and I
- 21:38Speaker 1: was like, he's nice looking. And I had this fray too,
- 21:41Speaker 1: and he was just like, now you Lyne, you ain't
- 21:44Speaker 1: talking about no Junior. Are you talking about sobady here Kennessey?
- 21:48Speaker 1: I said no, I said, for real, man, I saidn't. Julian,
- 21:51Speaker 1: I said, I stopped because the day before I had
- 21:53Speaker 1: a dream that me and Junior went out on a date.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Y'all did y'all go to the house? Man, man, we
- 22:06Speaker 1: need your information. Hold on Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, get all
- 22:11Speaker 1: the information, Get pictures, Facebook, get something, Julior, Junior, baby
- 22:22Speaker 1: called your name out. I ain't the only junior junior
- 22:28Speaker 1: on the corner. No, you hit the one on the radio.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Ain't but one junior on the radio. JB. Junior, don't
- 22:40Speaker 1: even get me shot walking around. I don't know what
- 22:42Speaker 1: a man look like, but she didn't showed him my picture.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Oh no, no, this ain't this ain't happened. Man, I'm sorry.
- 22:50Speaker 1: You have to followed. It's got a little cute little
- 22:54Speaker 1: do stop saying that man listening? He sure does. You know?
- 22:59Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Hell? How do your bids?
- 23:02Speaker 1: We just can't go in that like that bo garden,
- 23:04Speaker 1: like that counting you know, you know, but you can't
- 23:06Speaker 1: keep your girl. You know what's up? Oh she's his
- 23:10Speaker 1: girl now o joy, little Joey coming here with all
- 23:18Speaker 1: the mac lass You know what it is. She chose me,
- 23:23Speaker 1: garl chose me or you know what I'm saying. With
- 23:28Speaker 1: my name, my fat she called my name? What's yours?
- 23:31Speaker 1: I mean, what is it? Yeah? Wow, yeah, I'm just
- 23:37Speaker 1: playing dog right after that. As you break you start,
- 23:44Speaker 1: I'll be paying us. Comedians are so crazy, You're crazy.
- 23:49Speaker 1: What she loves you. She told me that, I mean
- 23:58Speaker 1: screamed it out. I mean, I'd have been in that situation.
- 24:01Speaker 1: My girl said somebody they ain't too. I just didn't stop,
- 24:04Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Yeah, well finished, all right?
- 24:11Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the nephew with running that prankback, nephew, Yeah,
- 24:16Speaker 1: I got it for your paper clips. You're listening Steve
- 24:21Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Hey, y'all coming up at the top
- 24:26Speaker 1: of our Sierra did a maternity photo shoot. We'll find
- 24:32Speaker 1: out about that. Plus Mrs A gonna be here with
- 24:35Speaker 1: the news today latest from the White House. But up
- 24:39Speaker 1: next the food running that prank back? Got them paper clips?
- 24:44Speaker 1: Got them paper clips, paper clips, paper clip. Let's go.
- 24:56Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach for Ron cur Ronic. How you doing.
- 25:00Speaker 1: My name is Philip. I'm from CORP. How you doing.
- 25:04Speaker 1: I'm good, Thank you. How can I help you today?
- 25:06Speaker 1: You were with the company here? Um? Uh see you
- 25:09Speaker 1: just left about what six months ago? That's correct? Okay?
- 25:13Speaker 1: And you left with a severance, am I right? That's right.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Philip. My name is Philip. Philip. I'm actually
- 25:21Speaker 1: calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out
- 25:24Speaker 1: to you. Now you you own your own travel agency,
- 25:27Speaker 1: now that's correct, okay. Um, Now you actually left with
- 25:32Speaker 1: the severance when you when you left the company, is
- 25:35Speaker 1: the right? That's right? Okay? And how long were you
- 25:38Speaker 1: actually with? Uh? I was there for eight years. I'm sorry.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Whom things are again. My name is Philip. I'm with
- 25:44Speaker 1: security and what can I do for you? Philip, Well,
- 25:47Speaker 1: we got we have you. You you started this business?
- 25:50Speaker 1: Now did you started before you left Philip? I'm sorry,
- 25:56Speaker 1: Sims after I left here? You let you started it
- 25:59Speaker 1: after you left there, that's correct, one month, one month
- 26:02Speaker 1: after you left there. Okay. So the reason why I'm
- 26:06Speaker 1: giving you a call, and I've been you know, we've
- 26:07Speaker 1: gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
- 26:10Speaker 1: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
- 26:15Speaker 1: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and
- 26:19Speaker 1: it's been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting
- 26:22Speaker 1: that you are the person that has taken all of this.
- 26:25Speaker 1: This h office. I'm sorry. Let me let me get
- 26:28Speaker 1: this right. You are calling my place of business asking
- 26:31Speaker 1: me if I have used paper clip and paper. I
- 26:33Speaker 1: have customers in my establishment right now. I can't talk
- 26:36Speaker 1: to you about this, Okay, ma'am listen. I know that
- 26:39Speaker 1: I'm sorry for calling your place to business, but I
- 26:41Speaker 1: want to say this. We're after the point of actually
- 26:44Speaker 1: picking you up behind items that have been taken from
- 26:47Speaker 1: the company. So I wanted to call and see if
- 26:49Speaker 1: we could get it taken care of over the phone.
- 26:51Speaker 1: Now you gotta go. Then I'm gonna have to actually
- 26:53Speaker 1: come out to your business. And that's something that I'm
- 26:55Speaker 1: trying not to do. You know what, hold hold on?
- 26:57Speaker 1: What that? If you hold that? Who is this on
- 27:04Speaker 1: my phone talking about from damn paper clips? I have
- 27:06Speaker 1: been gone from there for six months and you're calling
- 27:09Speaker 1: me now about some paper and someone paper clips? Man,
- 27:12Speaker 1: we're missing at least five thousand paper clips. You'n tell you.
- 27:17Speaker 1: I have been out of that company for six months.
- 27:19Speaker 1: I worked for y'all for eight years, and you won't
- 27:21Speaker 1: let me go. I didn't take anything from you, Okay.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Have you ever used any paper or any paper clips
- 27:27Speaker 1: outside of Have you done that? Of course I used
- 27:31Speaker 1: paper every day I run a business. Okay, But you're
- 27:33Speaker 1: using our paper for your own personal business, your travel
- 27:37Speaker 1: agent or whatever it is that you have. You're using
- 27:40Speaker 1: office supplies that right there is against the law. No,
- 27:44Speaker 1: I will go and buy you some damn paper clips. Okay,
- 27:47Speaker 1: Well we don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've given
- 27:50Speaker 1: you a severance play and for my understanding, it's been
- 27:52Speaker 1: a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be filing
- 27:56Speaker 1: charges and taking you to court over these paper clips
- 27:59Speaker 1: and play. I'm gonna tell you what you can do
- 28:02Speaker 1: with the five thousand paper clips, paper clips them together
- 28:04Speaker 1: and hang you out for a boy, yall, I ain't
- 28:05Speaker 1: steal the damn paper clips. You're gonna call me six
- 28:07Speaker 1: months later talk about some paper and paper clips, ma'am.
- 28:10Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to fill Up. I'm sorry,
- 28:13Speaker 1: this is some pill up. So are you wanting to
- 28:17Speaker 1: return all the merchandise because it looks like I didn't
- 28:19Speaker 1: take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing from y'all.
- 28:22Speaker 1: I work for you for eight years. Talking about for
- 28:27Speaker 1: eight years you stole paper paper clips, You stole all
- 28:31Speaker 1: the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have taken markers, pens.
- 28:36Speaker 1: We got it down to know what video takes you
- 28:39Speaker 1: got fill Up. I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I
- 28:41Speaker 1: was employee of the year. You all gave me at
- 28:43Speaker 1: seven pasties. How dare you call me six months later?
- 28:45Speaker 1: You can take them paper clips and shove them up.
- 28:47Speaker 1: You're behind Excuse me? Are we done here? No? We're
- 28:50Speaker 1: not done here. So take your video tape and your
- 28:53Speaker 1: paper clips and your scissors and you know what to
- 28:56Speaker 1: do with them. No, no, I don't, Ma'm no listen.
- 28:58Speaker 1: What we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get
- 29:01Speaker 1: served right there at your travel agency. Where are you locating?
- 29:05Speaker 1: You know what? I'm gonna give you my address because
- 29:07Speaker 1: you come over here. I got some scissors for your philip.
- 29:10Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. You want my address,
- 29:12Speaker 1: you can come on over here. Look it up Google me.
- 29:15Speaker 1: We want our paper clips back me. Come get them then,
- 29:19Speaker 1: matter of fact, give me your address. Tell if I
- 29:20Speaker 1: bring them to you. Pelo, damn paper clips. I'm a
- 29:23Speaker 1: Christian woman and you got me on this phone cussing
- 29:25Speaker 1: and fighting with you. I'm not fighting paper clips. What's
- 29:28Speaker 1: your address? Cellup? We're listening over five thousand paper clips
- 29:31Speaker 1: and we need those. Now, what's your address? I'm gonna
- 29:34Speaker 1: bring your damn paper and paper clips to you. How
- 29:36Speaker 1: about that? So you are you are guilty of using
- 29:42Speaker 1: the paper aren't you? We all used paper fillips. I
- 29:45Speaker 1: don't feel, which means guess what. It's against the law,
- 29:48Speaker 1: which means you help something. If you have taken one
- 29:51Speaker 1: paper clip, it's against the law. And you got pens
- 29:56Speaker 1: in your car Phillip that corporation. I bet you do.
- 30:00Speaker 1: But I work for the company. I'm trying to run
- 30:02Speaker 1: a business, so you're stealing too. Give me your voice
- 30:04Speaker 1: is number? You calling my damn phone talking about some
- 30:06Speaker 1: pens and paper clips? Here, wash your mine, give me
- 30:09Speaker 1: your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips. You
- 30:12Speaker 1: ain't gotta what you do thinking so many pens and
- 30:15Speaker 1: so many paper clips, so I was run run up business.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Don't call my phone within I'm talking about some I'm
- 30:23Speaker 1: gonna play this to you now. I'm gonna go ahead
- 30:24Speaker 1: and order to believe. I'm ordering the police to come
- 30:27Speaker 1: and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get
- 30:29Speaker 1: the problem. Taking care about the phone. Bring the police
- 30:32Speaker 1: and you come with them. Come get it. I got
- 30:35Speaker 1: something for you when you get here and bring them.
- 30:37Speaker 1: You're calling me about some paper and paper clips. I've
- 30:40Speaker 1: been going from there for six months. Damn you have
- 30:43Speaker 1: stolen paper clips from the company and we want to
- 30:46Speaker 1: paper cli clips. Bring your over here. You want to
- 30:49Speaker 1: get damn paper clips, and I'm gonna call my man
- 30:51Speaker 1: if he can kick your so here. If you want
- 30:54Speaker 1: to you want to address, you want the address, ships
- 30:57Speaker 1: Come on I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business.
- 30:59Speaker 1: I gotta walk away from my customers and get about
- 31:02Speaker 1: from pen and paper and paper cups. Because you stole
- 31:08Speaker 1: over five thousand play for your faith and you also
- 31:11Speaker 1: you better be ready because you're stowing some stuff for
- 31:13Speaker 1: Tommy and he's been over here. Wait a minute, wait,
- 31:18Speaker 1: Tommy says, you're stowing a bunch of hair stuff. I
- 31:21Speaker 1: don't know nobody made No, you don't know nephew Tommy
- 31:25Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't know him?
- 31:29Speaker 1: What's your day? I say, Do you know nephew Tommy
- 31:33Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him?
- 31:38Speaker 1: You gotta be kicking me. Your girlfriend, George the you
- 31:44Speaker 1: got me to pray, folks call you. I'm gonna kicker.
- 31:48Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to get her right now. I'm gonna kicker.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Come down you. You made me step in the back
- 31:56Speaker 1: room on you. Hey, let me ask you something, baby,
- 31:59Speaker 1: what is the badest, I mean, the baddest radio show
- 32:02Speaker 1: in the lad Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's on y'all
- 32:08Speaker 1: like my paper clips? Huh? Paper clips? You like my
- 32:12Speaker 1: paper clips? You're worry me, boy, You're worried man stupid
- 32:18Speaker 1: as best Schirlett might have fact Junior, Yeah, tell them
- 32:21Speaker 1: was stupid. Gonna be next for the next stop for
- 32:23Speaker 1: stupid is Mark seventeen at the U n Old lake
- 32:27Speaker 1: Front Arena. Then we're gonna load up from now and
- 32:32Speaker 1: we're gonna take stupid right down the street. Oh, Launch
- 32:36Speaker 1: eighteen at the Single Theater in Mobile, Alabama. That's Southern Fride.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Comment is stupid? Yeah, yeah, get you get your stuff
- 32:47Speaker 1: together because we're loading up. Kay, stop straight to the
- 32:50Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. So here we go. Sierra, Russell Wilson,
- 32:56Speaker 1: her husband, and Baby Future with his little cute self
- 33:00Speaker 1: so cute, went nude for a really interesting maternity photo shoot.
- 33:06Speaker 1: Baby Future, Yeah, that's Future. But Sierra, oh, y'all call
- 33:13Speaker 1: it baby Future. Yeah, that's his name name, His name
- 33:17Speaker 1: is Baby. It's Future, but he is he is Baby Okay, okay, alright.
- 33:29Speaker 1: So Sierra, her husband, Russell Wilson, and then little baby
- 33:32Speaker 1: Future went nude for an interesting maternity U photo shoot.
- 33:36Speaker 1: But it was kind of a sweet picture. And Sierra
- 33:39Speaker 1: did a maternity photo shoot for Harper's Bizarre. One of
- 33:43Speaker 1: the pictures shows Sierra in her panties and her underwear
- 33:46Speaker 1: now holding her naked son, baby Future, while her husband,
- 33:51Speaker 1: Russell Wilson, kneels behind her with his hands on her
- 33:55Speaker 1: pregnant tummy. Sierra posted the picture on Instagram with the
- 33:59Speaker 1: caption just the four of us and she's getting a
- 34:03Speaker 1: lot of negative feedback, a lot of flak for this picture.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the picture at all? Let me
- 34:09Speaker 1: pull it up and it's all of our Instagram? Yeah?
- 34:13Speaker 1: How future feel about this here? Though? What do you
- 34:17Speaker 1: what do you go to see Instagram? How do you
- 34:20Speaker 1: spail that? C I A r A C that's a
- 34:25Speaker 1: good question though he ain't manin't made it. Yeah, yeah,
- 34:30Speaker 1: C I A R A's just beautiful. Oh I see it?
- 34:35Speaker 1: I see it? What? What? What? What's the problem with
- 34:38Speaker 1: your picture? I'm looking at it? What's wrong with? People
- 34:41Speaker 1: don't like it? You know? They just they're hating you
- 34:43Speaker 1: know how people hate that? Why it's her baby? She
- 34:47Speaker 1: holding her baby naked? Yeah? I don't like white brow
- 34:51Speaker 1: that's my problem. Oh that's your problem, white draws. I
- 34:56Speaker 1: never do you stupidly like white drow. The picture is
- 35:01Speaker 1: celebrating motherhood and family. That's what I think. The picture
- 35:07Speaker 1: is great. It's it's a good picture. I think it
- 35:10Speaker 1: shows you unity who love no man heaven. No, you
- 35:20Speaker 1: know what, somebody ain't got no dog on body? Man?
- 35:24Speaker 1: That she got a baby, a man that wanta and
- 35:27Speaker 1: a baby on the way. What's wrong with that? And
- 35:30Speaker 1: that's her husband, damn dog. I mean, people just be
- 35:33Speaker 1: getting on people about nothing that she she just she
- 35:36Speaker 1: got a family. Yeah, that's what the picture. That's what
- 35:38Speaker 1: I said, man, dog get married. This is her family. Yeah. Yeah.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Her friend Kelly Rowland is defending her. You know, they're
- 35:50Speaker 1: tired of people just like a man. The girl. That's
- 35:53Speaker 1: a great picture of her, her son, her baby to be,
- 35:57Speaker 1: and her husband. Damn. How do people find something wrong
- 36:02Speaker 1: with that? That's amazing to me. Man, dude, man new
- 36:06Speaker 1: trolls on the dnet, Boy, they're wicked. I mean really, man,
- 36:11Speaker 1: for you to get mad at that photo, you just
- 36:13Speaker 1: got to really, okay, what's wrong with your life? Yeah,
- 36:18Speaker 1: let's just really find out what's wrong with you. You know.
- 36:23Speaker 1: It's amazing man, how we can't ever be happy for
- 36:25Speaker 1: each other. I know that's crazy. Well, what we're happy
- 36:29Speaker 1: for you, Sierra and your future. It's different, you know,
- 36:36Speaker 1: And That's that's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, we gonna
- 36:42Speaker 1: get me all my grandkids until Steve, all the boys,
- 36:55Speaker 1: all the boys. I'm gonna be sitting on some steps,
- 36:59Speaker 1: why naked, and everybody gonna be around me. We're just
- 37:04Speaker 1: gonna be niked bird circles on the front of me,
- 37:11Speaker 1: my sons and all my grands hanging out with the hall.
- 37:22Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. Let's introduce me. Thank thank
- 37:26Speaker 1: you didn't like Sierra. Wait you see get my grandson. Yeah,
- 37:32Speaker 1: the man didn't go worry, she's here stick. Yeah, I'm
- 37:36Speaker 1: gonna get mine. Photo shop now, hate now, hate me now,
- 37:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna far. I'm telling y'all photos shopping it. I
- 37:46Speaker 1: know you heard me. Be all your wont plus son
- 37:51Speaker 1: mine don't look like a minute Cooper. You should all
- 37:55Speaker 1: take a Nike to show fits. But sure you hold
- 38:06Speaker 1: it Steve and I hold Tommy crazy. What did you
- 38:16Speaker 1: notice what she's saying? She said, Shirley hold me, and
- 38:21Speaker 1: she will hold you and Julie, but you will be
- 38:29Speaker 1: up in callers on like like just like Luke. All right,
- 38:40Speaker 1: come on too much, too much, ladies and gentlemen. Here
- 38:43Speaker 1: she is the lovely miss Andrew. Thank you everybody. Okay, yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 1: Clay and I will have our clothes on because we
- 38:50Speaker 1: don't want to scare anybody anyway. It's a good morning.
- 38:53Speaker 1: This is entered with the news. Okay. Lawmakers work throughout
- 38:56Speaker 1: the night on the Republican healthcare bill. The House Ways
- 38:59Speaker 1: and Means Committed gave its stamp of approval to the
- 39:01Speaker 1: measure only about three hours ago. By the way, the
- 39:04Speaker 1: Energy and Commerce Committee, they're still working air in session
- 39:06Speaker 1: hoping for passage. And that's despite the announced opposition from
- 39:10Speaker 1: conservative Republicans, organizations representing hospitals, insurers, and senior citizens, and
- 39:16Speaker 1: that the new bill calls for caps on Medicaid funding
- 39:18Speaker 1: and enrollment. So the American Medical Association has also come
- 39:22Speaker 1: out against the Republican proposal, calling it quote critically flawed,
- 39:26Speaker 1: something that would result, they say, in millions of Americans
- 39:29Speaker 1: losing coverage and benefits. The nation's largest positions groups says
- 39:33Speaker 1: that people who don't have health insurance quote, live sicker
- 39:36Speaker 1: and die younger. The U. S. Senates asking the Justice
- 39:39Speaker 1: Department to turn over any documents supporting President Trump's claim
- 39:42Speaker 1: that the former president President Obama ordered his phone's tapped
- 39:46Speaker 1: Republican Senator Lindsey Graham and Democratic Senator Sheldon white House
- 39:49Speaker 1: say they want copies of any warrant applications or court
- 39:52Speaker 1: orders that might relate to wire taps of Trump, his
- 39:54Speaker 1: campaign or Trump Tower. They didn't say what's gonna happen
- 39:57Speaker 1: if it turns out to be a false A gerald
- 40:00Speaker 1: judge in Hawaii has cleared the way for a legal
- 40:02Speaker 1: challenge to the President's revised travel band adduced court judge
- 40:05Speaker 1: has granted that state's request to argue its case against
- 40:08Speaker 1: the band, saying that the executive order will hurt Muslim
- 40:11Speaker 1: residents of Hawaii, and sate attorneys contend the band will
- 40:14Speaker 1: also affect tourism down there. Judges ruling also means that
- 40:17Speaker 1: the merits of the case are going to be hurt
- 40:19Speaker 1: in court next Wednesday, which just happens to be just
- 40:22Speaker 1: one day before the travel band takes effect. Sad news,
- 40:28Speaker 1: the original judge of the TV show The People's Court
- 40:31Speaker 1: has died. Retired Judge Joseph Waffner was nine seven years old. Also,
- 40:35Speaker 1: Puerto Rican actress Miriam Cologne has died at age eighty
- 40:39Speaker 1: and Miriam Cologne acted in more than ninety films. She
- 40:41Speaker 1: founded the Puerto Rican Traveling Theater, which was designed to
- 40:44Speaker 1: bring other Latinos into the business of acting. Miriam Cologne
- 40:48Speaker 1: played opposite such film grades as Marlon Brando, Jack Milka Nicholson.
- 40:53Speaker 1: She played with Al Pacino in Scarface, where you may
- 40:56Speaker 1: remember she played his mother who was very disapproving and
- 40:58Speaker 1: didn't want his drug money. President MoMA awarded Miriam Cologne
- 41:01Speaker 1: with the National Medal of the Arts back in but
- 41:04Speaker 1: to repeat, Puerto Rican actress Miriam Cologne has died at
- 41:07Speaker 1: age eighteen. She was from our town and today is
- 41:10Speaker 1: National False Teeth Day, National Multiple Personality Day, which reminds
- 41:14Speaker 1: me of nephew Tommy, and this National speak your Mind
- 41:16Speaker 1: Day writing down get them. I don't know if that's
- 41:30Speaker 1: what they meant by speaking your mind, but that person
- 41:32Speaker 1: certainly did. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Thank you for saying we appreciate it as always. All right,
- 41:38Speaker 1: Uh stop it Steve. Our question of the week. We've
- 41:42Speaker 1: heard the phrase different strokes for different folks, which pretty
- 41:45Speaker 1: much means we all have different opinions about different things,
- 41:48Speaker 1: of course, especially about things that either turn us on
- 41:52Speaker 1: or turn us off. What do you find attractive that
- 41:55Speaker 1: others might not find attractive. That's the question. That's part one,
- 42:00Speaker 1: and then part two. Would you be on the naked
- 42:01Speaker 1: reality show if they called so? Call us and let
- 42:04Speaker 1: us know. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, we'll be
- 42:08Speaker 1: back naked photo shoot all right? Coming up next the
- 42:13Speaker 1: Butterfly at eighteen after the hour with his Butterfly Blog.
- 42:17Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
- 42:24Speaker 1: next the Butterfly. Eugene is up with the Butterfly Blog.
- 42:28Speaker 1: This miss until pretty nice today. Good morning, Good morning, Steven, Tommy,
- 42:41Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm sorry, Stephen Tommy, Charlotte Carloge Jr. Good
- 42:44Speaker 1: morning to the crowning Flutter Flutter Now. I was hearing
- 42:50Speaker 1: you guys earlier about the photo that we're gonna take
- 42:53Speaker 1: as a group, but no one included me being in
- 42:56Speaker 1: the fount out. So we're all taking a nude foutout.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Just a no, you're not a member of the Morning Show.
- 43:05Speaker 1: I am a member of the Morning shall so me
- 43:07Speaker 1: you juior the girls in time, we're gonna I'll take
- 43:11Speaker 1: a nude photo and I just want to be the
- 43:13Speaker 1: one to pose it, to put us all together in
- 43:14Speaker 1: every position that we need to be in. Now we're
- 43:18Speaker 1: not gonna be comfortable with your positions. Okay, But anyway,
- 43:24Speaker 1: here's the block. I just thought i'd throw myself in
- 43:26Speaker 1: the photo. But anyway, here's the block. Today is um
- 43:30Speaker 1: National meat Ball Day. Hey, so how many of you?
- 43:35Speaker 1: I love meat balls? Yeah, I like them for sure. Yes,
- 43:41Speaker 1: we should eat meat balls together today. This would be
- 43:44Speaker 1: a great meat ball day. And don't forget the sauce South.
- 43:48Speaker 1: I know how to make me both very very good.
- 43:51Speaker 1: Meet bobouldt you secret ingredients? He rolled them himself. I
- 44:00Speaker 1: do roll on myself. I wrote all the balls myself,
- 44:03Speaker 1: and what I rolled all the bobs myself. You have
- 44:08Speaker 1: to give a perfect circle, Shirley when you're when you're
- 44:11Speaker 1: putting your meat balls together, and the right seasoning. And
- 44:14Speaker 1: then of course the South. It's all in the South.
- 44:18Speaker 1: You want the South. Anyway, So I want us to
- 44:20Speaker 1: get together this evening and just you know, have fun
- 44:23Speaker 1: because it's National meat Ball Day today, So let's get
- 44:26Speaker 1: together and have about wonderfum meat ball Day. Who's in?
- 44:31Speaker 1: Who's in? Jump in? I don't I don't really like
- 44:38Speaker 1: before yeah, before this break love him? Did nothing, no
- 44:47Speaker 1: come on, come on, guys, don't poop out on me.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Let's all do meat balls together today. Everyone. It would
- 44:53Speaker 1: be fine. Let's I'll get together to meat bolls. Stephen Junior, myself, Tommy, Carla,
- 44:58Speaker 1: Shirley meat by meat balls. Are you gonna do this?
- 45:04Speaker 1: But when you want to start rolling the bills, we
- 45:06Speaker 1: can start. Will you start that? Well? Yeah, you do everything.
- 45:09Speaker 1: I'm just kick them up. Okay, I get the bills
- 45:15Speaker 1: together and then you guys come in and then um,
- 45:18Speaker 1: let's say about five what so we're gonna have meat
- 45:22Speaker 1: balls sub sandwiches together. You gonna get the bills together.
- 45:27Speaker 1: You know what? The voice could get together and do
- 45:30Speaker 1: the bills, and then the girls could come in and
- 45:32Speaker 1: sample at all. I don't never eat another movie, but
- 45:42Speaker 1: come out and we never get anything. Will there be
- 45:46Speaker 1: spaghetti now? Just biles, just meat bills in South like
- 45:50Speaker 1: a sandwich, like a spaghetti. No bread. You don't want
- 45:58Speaker 1: out those cars, cars, You just want meat. Just gonna
- 46:04Speaker 1: eat meat ball coming. You always throw a wet party.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Ain't nothing around with a good meat by party. It's
- 46:14Speaker 1: national meat By all day. Just just just sell up
- 46:16Speaker 1: and eat the dog out meat by a collar. Do
- 46:19Speaker 1: you hold your breath and up all right? Uh can
- 46:23Speaker 1: I count? I'm junior and Steve for me by No,
- 46:27Speaker 1: I don't like them. No more. Spaghetti's sing it. Let's singing,
- 46:32Speaker 1: y'all on top of about smucky, I'll cover with cheese.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Remember remember the meat by side come out? Nobody have
- 46:44Speaker 1: a meat by with me? I did, but I like
- 46:46Speaker 1: mine usually with spaghetti. Yeah, older spaghetti, meat balls. I'm
- 46:51Speaker 1: taking the meatballs out, thanks butterfly. I don't spaghetti because
- 46:58Speaker 1: I don't even want to thank No. Balls was only
- 47:02Speaker 1: we got enjoy your nation to me by day you're
- 47:07Speaker 1: listening to Steve Hard Morning Show when you was in school?
- 47:14Speaker 1: Because I'm just one of them, the only one. Didn't
- 47:16Speaker 1: you like how on latest legs on Girls Leaves? Just
- 47:20Speaker 1: tweeted that that that's what they like back in the day.
- 47:23Speaker 1: But nothing, it's flipp Now now you don't won't know
- 47:26Speaker 1: how on the legs? But back in the day, how
- 47:28Speaker 1: on the leg Just to turn me on. The second
- 47:32Speaker 1: part of that question is, uh, if the naked reality
- 47:38Speaker 1: show called you yourself, would you say yes? Seven seven
- 47:45Speaker 1: twenty nine? Steve, Okay, here's the question, what do you
- 47:52Speaker 1: like about someone that others might not find attractive? And
- 47:56Speaker 1: part two of that same question is if a reality
- 47:59Speaker 1: show called you like a naked reality shows one of those,
- 48:02Speaker 1: and they wanted you to come on, would you say yes?
- 48:05Speaker 1: Those are the questions part one and part two. Let's
- 48:07Speaker 1: go to the phone line seven. Let's go to Kathy
- 48:10Speaker 1: out of New Jersey. Hello, Hello, Kathy. Hello Shirley Carlus
- 48:19Speaker 1: doiing me this. You tell me how y'all doing the day.
- 48:27Speaker 1: All right, Kathy, here's a question. What do you find
- 48:31Speaker 1: attractive that others might not find attractive? Yeah? Yeah, when
- 48:37Speaker 1: a man sweats, I like a funky man. Well well no,
- 48:44Speaker 1: not like a funky funky man like you don't ask
- 48:47Speaker 1: him man, Okay, fri instance, my my boy friends he
- 48:50Speaker 1: runs and he is training for the New York Marathon.
- 48:54Speaker 1: So yeah, he's he got he got placed until he's
- 48:58Speaker 1: gonna be running in November. So he's been doing a
- 49:00Speaker 1: lot of practice stuff like that. So he sweat and
- 49:04Speaker 1: his set makes herself so so good. So you try
- 49:08Speaker 1: to catch him before he take a shower. You don't
- 49:10Speaker 1: want him to get in a shower. You want to
- 49:12Speaker 1: catch him, but photing right, and he get mad at
- 49:14Speaker 1: me because you know he to him he felt that,
- 49:17Speaker 1: but to me, he's so good and I do I
- 49:20Speaker 1: try to catch him before the shower, but you know
- 49:22Speaker 1: sometimes I do. And like a girl. If that turned
- 49:26Speaker 1: you on, you should have been on that flight with
- 49:28Speaker 1: us to Africa a girl. It was a man on
- 49:34Speaker 1: that damn playing. I'm telling you what, No, that's that's
- 49:42Speaker 1: a different kind of smell. I thought that slow before.
- 49:50Speaker 1: I don't like that bones right there? That was that
- 49:56Speaker 1: was that was yeah, that was That was an elephant
- 50:01Speaker 1: in heat type. We should be on a reality show
- 50:06Speaker 1: if they called you Cathie. Now. You know, if I
- 50:09Speaker 1: was younger, for sure I would do it. Two million dollars, yeah,
- 50:15Speaker 1: but no, but not now, No, not now. I'm a
- 50:21Speaker 1: mother and yeah, and you know, just thinking about them
- 50:25Speaker 1: and I don't want you know, them going online and
- 50:29Speaker 1: they're like, damn, there's mommy. What in the world. Ain't
- 50:34Speaker 1: trying that, ain't trying to stall him like that? You know,
- 50:36Speaker 1: I love him. That's good that you love your kids' mother.
- 50:42Speaker 1: So many women as mama's it's just naked. Yeah, for
- 50:46Speaker 1: no money every week. Crazy moments. Those are the crazy
- 50:51Speaker 1: moment you gotta maybe you gotta give me a lot
- 50:55Speaker 1: of money, that's right. Yeah, yeah, thank you cat talking
- 51:00Speaker 1: about me. I need a lot of money to keep
- 51:02Speaker 1: my clothes on and walk out there. We come back
- 51:06Speaker 1: after the break. Four day after that, we got a
- 51:07Speaker 1: break phone call Pecan Tree. Come on, boy, come on boy, PC.
- 51:14Speaker 1: There you go, Pecan to Steve Wow, your bulls behind.
- 51:20Speaker 1: I always have said, man, that's your country, that's your country.
- 51:26Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. I tried coming
- 51:34Speaker 1: up the top of that. We got strawberry Leader, but
- 51:36Speaker 1: come on, food, what you got? I got that pecan
- 51:38Speaker 1: tree on got pecan tree, pook on color Yeah, tomato tomato. No,
- 51:47Speaker 1: it's just hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh LC hey,
- 52:06Speaker 1: let me let me Hey. My name is Marcus. Uh
- 52:09Speaker 1: My my mom and them little next dough to you,
- 52:11Speaker 1: uh Mr and mrs My mom and daddy, little next
- 52:14Speaker 1: dough to you. And I was calling because y'all got
- 52:17Speaker 1: a pet country in yr backyard, I mean right on
- 52:21Speaker 1: the fish line and to keep you know, pecans and
- 52:24Speaker 1: stuff keep falling over into my mom and them yard.
- 52:26Speaker 1: So I'm talling to see if y'all can do something man,
- 52:30Speaker 1: where y'all can pick up I mean, my mom and
- 52:33Speaker 1: them got a little older. You know, we've been picking
- 52:35Speaker 1: them up for a long time. But I need somebody to, like,
- 52:38Speaker 1: maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over
- 52:41Speaker 1: so that they won't you know, the pecans won't be
- 52:44Speaker 1: falling over into my mom and them yard because you know,
- 52:46Speaker 1: for them to be bending over like they're picking up
- 52:48Speaker 1: them paca and there's a lot of them. So, you know, Mr,
- 52:52Speaker 1: I just wanted to how let you and see if
- 52:54Speaker 1: you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even
- 52:57Speaker 1: when we turned the lamo on and stuff, man, it
- 52:59Speaker 1: just you know, the because of stuff be coming out
- 53:01Speaker 1: of the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well,
- 53:04Speaker 1: first of all, my Mavacon tree. There's old calm tree,
- 53:09Speaker 1: and know it's about well and I can't see me
- 53:14Speaker 1: cutting it. Well. I mean, I'm not saying you can't
- 53:18Speaker 1: have no body to maintain your yards, but I mean
- 53:22Speaker 1: you it's your mother. You can maintain your mother's yard, Sir.
- 53:26Speaker 1: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
- 53:29Speaker 1: day and check on it. But I don't have time
- 53:30Speaker 1: to go on the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
- 53:33Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, I mean, if you just
- 53:35Speaker 1: it don't seem no more than like maybe four or
- 53:37Speaker 1: five limbs that's hanging over there. But them four or
- 53:40Speaker 1: five limbs, I mean they they there's a lot of
- 53:42Speaker 1: pecans falling off of that. So if you mavacorn tree
- 53:46Speaker 1: to say that I go back there, there's no kind
- 53:50Speaker 1: of nothing back the okay whatever, sir. I'm not cutting
- 53:56Speaker 1: my tree for like that. Sir. Listen, what I'm what
- 53:59Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you to do is I'm not
- 54:00Speaker 1: I don't want you cutting your entire tree down. I
- 54:03Speaker 1: just want you to cut a few limbs, sir, so
- 54:05Speaker 1: you know those that way that those are the ones
- 54:08Speaker 1: that are hanging over it won't be you know, the
- 54:09Speaker 1: pecans won't be falling over into my mom's nen yard
- 54:12Speaker 1: and and and you know, like I said, they're older now, man,
- 54:15Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like That's so you know,
- 54:17Speaker 1: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
- 54:20Speaker 1: now and asking you when you please cut this down
- 54:23Speaker 1: to these pecans can quit falling over my mom and
- 54:24Speaker 1: them yard almost and you all you can do is
- 54:27Speaker 1: hard someone I know your mother, don't cut your yard. No,
- 54:32Speaker 1: it's it's a guy that it's a guy that cuts
- 54:35Speaker 1: the yard. But even when he cutting the yard, these
- 54:37Speaker 1: pecans is flying out from underneath the y'all the law
- 54:40Speaker 1: more they sooner, lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over there.
- 54:43Speaker 1: What kind of lord person you have that don't pick
- 54:47Speaker 1: up before they cut? Why am I arguing with you
- 54:50Speaker 1: about picking up stuff and all of this? I'm asking
- 54:52Speaker 1: you to cut a funking left five limbs so these
- 54:55Speaker 1: dogs anna pecans ain't are falling over my mama yard.
- 54:58Speaker 1: You you want to cut you you're gonna make me
- 55:01Speaker 1: come over here and cut the whole. I would come
- 55:03Speaker 1: cut the whole damn tree down. You ain't gonna put
- 55:06Speaker 1: my tree. I brew that tree from when I was
- 55:08Speaker 1: the kids, and that tree gonna stay there long I
- 55:12Speaker 1: stay though, sir, Look, I didn't ask you like a
- 55:15Speaker 1: man to cut your little funking for corn tree down. Now.
- 55:18Speaker 1: I ain't in the hat no what you know? What gus?
- 55:20Speaker 1: What you you? You bad enough if you can't cut it?
- 55:25Speaker 1: I been look sir tonight today rather this evening. It's
- 55:30Speaker 1: either gonna be two things happening. Either you're gonna cut
- 55:33Speaker 1: the five limbs that I won't cut up in the cut,
- 55:36Speaker 1: cut the whole damn or corn tree down. That's my
- 55:39Speaker 1: tree in any game. Nobody gone. I'm here right now.
- 55:43Speaker 1: I'm you're not here in the yard right now? Come on,
- 55:45Speaker 1: is you over that? Right now? Right now? I will
- 55:48Speaker 1: bring my right hold back. You know what you get
- 55:52Speaker 1: in the way? Got your mother? I got it because
- 55:55Speaker 1: it's the same, is one that dress left than my mama's.
- 55:58Speaker 1: You're gonna cut this damn tree. All waiting on him anyway, Man,
- 56:02Speaker 1: I ain't used my printing stuthing in a long time.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Any wait, I've been waiting on them like you. You
- 56:08Speaker 1: didn't love your damn mind. You live your cook I
- 56:11Speaker 1: told you once and I told you twice. I'm old,
- 56:14Speaker 1: you're young. Don't do that. See that's what's right. Then.
- 56:19Speaker 1: You know what you can do? Tell your mom to
- 56:21Speaker 1: make up a car. What you say by my mama?
- 56:25Speaker 1: Tell her to make corn pop and come for me.
- 56:29Speaker 1: Tell tell my mama what make a corn pop with?
- 56:34Speaker 1: Make up pecan pie? I don't want no pecan proper.
- 56:37Speaker 1: We don't even eat pecan pie. We're so sick. And
- 56:40Speaker 1: he's damn become. You got followed over in the backyard.
- 56:43Speaker 1: You got to do something about this man. Now, I'm
- 56:45Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying not to hurt you. Oh man,
- 56:47Speaker 1: I really am hurt me. Hurt me, Come on, hurt
- 56:51Speaker 1: me right for me. I'm on my I'm on my way.
- 56:55Speaker 1: It's your side side. It is you outside. You know
- 56:58Speaker 1: how you know say, I'll say you know what. I'm
- 57:02Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here, I'm I'm I'm gonna be in
- 57:04Speaker 1: your mama live way. Dude, you get out you get
- 57:07Speaker 1: out my mama driveway right now, get out my mama driveway.
- 57:11Speaker 1: I won't putting me out. I'm you get your you
- 57:16Speaker 1: get you back in your drive when you get out
- 57:18Speaker 1: my mama john Way, get out of you, get out
- 57:22Speaker 1: of my mama john Way. No crying for now. Tell
- 57:27Speaker 1: you I'm here waiting on you. You get out of
- 57:29Speaker 1: my mama. Get out of my mama. Joe Way. Better
- 57:32Speaker 1: go cook me on me because I'm I'm gonna sit here.
- 57:35Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
- 57:37Speaker 1: you when you lifted you don't want to say to say,
- 57:40Speaker 1: I'm wann't at you at your mama house. This is
- 57:42Speaker 1: Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
- 57:46Speaker 1: just got pranked. By your brother. Man, I don't say this,
- 57:50Speaker 1: sun Man. I'm gonna put my seat. Man, I'm gonna
- 57:55Speaker 1: i'm an episode, but I don't pay. I'm LC doom favor.
- 58:04Speaker 1: First of all, get I tell people yard, go back
- 58:08Speaker 1: to your yard. Gave me how blood pressure. Ain't nobody
- 58:15Speaker 1: mad about your country none of that. Ain't nobody going
- 58:18Speaker 1: to cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you right? I
- 58:22Speaker 1: got a hit her now, man, I'll be telling my
- 58:25Speaker 1: grandkids school. Listen ya, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Man, I
- 58:33Speaker 1: got one more question for you. Tell me what is
- 58:36Speaker 1: the baddest radio station in the land? LC. He was mad,
- 58:52Speaker 1: pee can peekan What y'all think don't matter how whatever?
- 58:58Speaker 1: How you say Southern Fry Junior, How you say that?
- 59:00Speaker 1: I say that in March at the un O lake
- 59:05Speaker 1: Front Arena in New Orleans. And then I also say
- 59:08Speaker 1: Southern frat on March eighteen at the Sanger Theater in Mobile.
- 59:12Speaker 1: That's how I see it. How you won't see it?
- 59:14Speaker 1: Southern fried comedy. Baby, get your tickets. You don't want
- 59:17Speaker 1: to load up because stupid is on the train every
- 59:21Speaker 1: sho you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Is
- 59:32Speaker 1: that time bugle up and hold on tight, y'all subject
- 59:37Speaker 1: tripping husband and wife. Now, from the first meeting of
- 59:41Speaker 1: this man, I informed him that I don't have relationships
- 59:44Speaker 1: with married men, and I don't do the second woman
- 59:47Speaker 1: relationship either. Thirty days past and the brother brings divorce
- 59:51Speaker 1: papers to the gym, bold out chess sing and see
- 59:55Speaker 1: I'm a freeman. Okay. I checked the paper and tells
- 59:58Speaker 1: the brother where is the rays stamp from the court
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: for the claim, that the lie lawyer has the copy
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: and he will get it soon. Friday rolls in and
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: we go out on the town. Monday, the wife visits
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: my aunt's house crying that I am stealing her husband.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: Now this creates a big mess in my family of
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: ten preachers. Smile at that in parentheses and the fact
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: that I don't know that his wife of thirty years
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: knows my family. Anyway, I call the husman and tell
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: him to lose my number and make his wife happy. Well.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: On Friday, this wife is back at my Auntie's house
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: and calls me on the phone, requesting me to call
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: her husband and tell him to go home because he
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: won't answer her calls. Please know and believe that I
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: informed the wife that I have not spoken with her
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: husband since she went to my auntie's house, and that
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: I will not call her husband for her. Now, three
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: to five times a week, I'm getting letters from both
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: of them. Yes, Steve, I read your book and no
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: cookie was given up. These two make single life look
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: real great. What do you suggest I do? Well? First
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: of all, I appreciate you checking in, but it really
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: sounds like you have it all under control. You had
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: your rules from the start, and you stuck by them.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: You got out of it when you found out things
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: were not as he said, so you're good on that front.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: I think as far as his wife and your auntie
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: are concerned, your aunt needs to tell her to stop
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: coming over with her mess. I say, forget about them.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: You're right, it is a tripping husband and a tripping wife.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: Move on with your life, you know. Just let these
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: crazy people have each other. Stick to your guns and
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: your rules, and and don't settle for anything. Stay single
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: until it is the right man for you. Steve. See,
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: there's let us perfectly correctly title tripping husband and wife.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: First of all, Homeboard just flat out live to you
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: but to go to the extent after you told him
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: you don't date married, to go to the stent of
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: bringing some papers to the gym to show you singing
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: I'm a free man. Okay. Then you checked the papers,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: tell them, asked the brother where's the raised stamp from
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: the court. He claimed that the lawyer got it and
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: he'll get it soon. So you took that at his word.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: And I can understand that, lady so far. You you
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: you in line. But this dude, though, damn dogs, actually
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: coming here with some papers that ain't real papers Friday
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: to get him. I don't know what day this happened.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: At the gym Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. To get him,
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: y'all go out on the town the Monday. Two days later,
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: his wife go to your aunt's house telling your aunt
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: that you have stolen the husband you're from the family
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: ten preachers. And also you didn't know that his wife
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: of thirty years knows my family hold on y'all. Fifty, y'all,
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: y'all fifty. Yeah, I'm saying, let's say you got married
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: at thirty years, that's fifty. If you got married at eight, team,
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: y'all forty eight that's some pretty middle aged people we're
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: talking about. She over your aunt's house telling on you.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: You fifty eight fifty, How old is your aunt? How
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: old is this woman? Well, I don't know that you're fifty,
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: but that the lady, the wife is fifty forty eight
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: to fifty. If you've been married thirty years, I'm just
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: assuming you got married. Let's say eighteen forty eight fifty.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: This fifty ye old woman over your aunt's house telling
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: on you. You call your husband, tell you, tell the
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: husband to lose your number, make its wife happy. The
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: next Friday, the lady back at your aunt house, your
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: aunt calling you up to Well, you got some messing
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: people in your life. I come back, You got some
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: real messing people. You don't. Only seem like the only
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: same person in the damn letter All right after the
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: break at eighteen, after part two of Steve's responds to
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening, Steve, I got part two
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: or dish letter. Nick didn't see what I have to
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: agree with, Sherley. That's really nothing we can help you with.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: You seem to have it under control. You've done all
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: the right moves. See, the only problem is now is
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: you need to talk to your aunt. That's mom only problem. See,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: your aunt keep letting this woman in her house, being
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: calling you, dragging you into something you ain't really in.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: So you gotta have conversations with your aunt, with her
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: messy self. So and then the egg the wife runs
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: to the aunt because she knows she's messy. Girl. What
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: let me call her? You think he over that now?
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: Not because her man won't answer the phone. She didn't
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: want over her aunt's house, call you on the phone
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: asking you to call her husband and tell him to
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: go home because he won't answer her. Cause now you
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: just said trust and believe that, and you informed the
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: wife you have not spoken to her husband since she
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: went to your aunt's house the first time, and you
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: are not going to call her husband for her. Good
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: for you, Okay, you're doing the right things. Not three
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: to five times a week. I'm getting letters from both
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: of them. Let us. You know what you should do
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: if I was you, Since you're all so religious, this
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: is what you do. You ought to take all of them,
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: let us down to the church and just st our
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: passes now because there's some messy folks at the church.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: Yea aunt, go down there in the mass. Send all
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: the letters to your copy them, sending the letters back
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: to them. Send copies to the pastor one of them.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: Your uncle is something ten preachers seeing letters to the preacher,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: which you probably your daddy, uncle and brother cousin, and
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: start posting them on the announcement board today's church announcements
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: that will be good and let them read about these
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: two food. As a matter of fact, I think some
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: of the church members is listening and not. This is
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: you all right? Today's letter is posted on Steve Harvey
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: dot com. You can also tweet or instagram meet your
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: thoughts at my girl surely okay. Coming up after the
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: break at thirty four after the hour, our girl from
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: the Talk is here, Cheryl Underwood. We'll be back. You're listening,
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: st y'all. Coming up next from the Talk, she Hill
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: the Republican Sheryl Underwood. I'm none of that, no more what. No,
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: I'm a Democrat party. I'm not in a republic party.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna be all you're an immigrant, I'm gonna be
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: there my rep. No, No, you know what I'm gonna be.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna be an eye rep. Dem Rep. Dem. Everything
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: You're all independent Republican Democrat. That's what I'm gonna be
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: because I didn't figuring that out. Man. They just they
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: just they just against each other no matter what the
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: other side say. The other side is against him. Automatic
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: did you from the top? She Hill shall? Hey man?
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait, Phil? Where you at?
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: I can't tell you where I'm behind? That pleas your
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: way for me. I can't tell you where are you? Okay, Well,
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: I gotta sound far away because you know then it
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: happened to the TV to sell phone. Oh yeah, Wicky
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: links said that already. That's something. I can't tell you
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: where I am, surely, but I can't tell you where
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: I'm going. I'll be at the Toledo Funny Bone. So
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: I gotta speak to the people. But wait a minute, y'all,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: I have the solution to all of our problems with
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: the Republicans. Ready, we just don't like y'all. Let's keep
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: it like y'all. Y'all that when the Russians then y'all
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: trying to say the Democrats present Obama Senator Schumer Anson, man,
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: when the rest were like the Democrats, we said, don't like,
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: we don't like what y'all doing being cross to say
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: slaves was immigrants. Let me tell you, let's en say
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: me that. Remember on the defficence when the dude was
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: I think when lou Joson would trying to get with
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: wheezy when it doesn't call get Remember the words, Remember
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: when I said it's more them. Yeah in the courtroom, Yeah,
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: we remember when the dude was trying to get with
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: an answer and she says, what being carton the reason
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: why the words did not die? And let me tell
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: you something, don't try to say pressing. Obama said the
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: same thing he said for the common he salting is
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: but don't go back and go but he did it too.
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: Why because we don't like it. We don't want We
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: love Obama, we love that love Bama, but we don't
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: like you. So any time the Republicans want to come back,
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: you want to now soften up Obahamacare and they had
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: two changes to it like you did, so we say
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: don't like you. But you're about to get that wake
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: up call. Un loose. I can't say it. I can't
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: say it this. I'm gonna see me last. Y'all know
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: black people been little without his shirts for years. I
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: was out have been a good every morn. We know
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: how to been without his shorts. They're about to lose
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: all the In short, you better start calling your senator
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: your kind of make you better start calling. This ain't
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: gonna go the way you think. But lot them are
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: to this story. We just don't like you. We don't. Hey.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Next Thursday, I got to talk to y'all about something
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: that we're gonna take charge of. If you want to
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: use us as a photo opportunity for HBCUs, we are
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: about to raise money for HBCUs. The next black radio
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: start of Everything Days will be raising money for h
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: b c U a black radio stations. We's joined together,
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: so there ain't gonna be no formal opportunity. It's gonna
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: be already up Steve at the bathroom. Plus flush him
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: down to Todd while you're in there, flush the Republican
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: flusom down. All right, thank you, Cheryl. We come back.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: She is when we come back at forty eight after
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: the hour, we're going to the phones. What do you
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- 1:12:18Speaker 1: who is fine? Is she pregnant? She's pregnant. Yeah. She
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: wants you to know that sexy is pregnant. You can
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: be sexy and pregnant at the same time. That's her goal. Now. Yeah,
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: she said she taking any pictures like Sierra. Yeah she did.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: On this episode she did a no, Steve, they're not married, okay,
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: and she said she needed money from Stevie. Stevie j pediatricians. Yeah,
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: but not pediatricians. Pediatricians. Come on, baby got to get
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: her feet done pedicure, right, Steve. But up next, we
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: want to know what do you find attractive that others
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: might not find attractive? Uh? In part two of that question,
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: would you be on a naked reality show if they
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: called you, call us and let us know what you think?
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: Eight seven seven you gotta call you. You can call
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: them and afraid that you can go down that they're
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: looking for people. Tommy, No, let's I can win a
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: calumine lotion. I'm not gonna be out there all days
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: nicking the speeders out of me. I'm gonna be pink
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: salmon cut. Let's get sick that right now. And doctor
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: Andre out of New Jersey. Andre. Hello, Hello, brother Steve
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Hardy Man, how y'all going? Man? Open here many Dre.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: Let me ask your question, man, what is that any
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: thing that you find attractive? You count in a woman
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: that other people might not? Yes, sir, what is that, Dre?
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: The be a female that's pitching toad or pet toad
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: where they told touch each other when when they walked
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: his set the defeat go in. Did you catch one
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: of a running a female running track and she petoled
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: a kitchen toad? That's very very attractive to me. Mrs Talking,
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: we're talking about country, uh, the panhandled of Florida. That's
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: where that attraction came. When I was in middle school,
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: they would rub, we were run tracked, and they were doing.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: The girl named Taqui Award. He was pett told and
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: she could run real fast, And I was just messed
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: up about some takea and U pettoes turns you on? Yes, yes, ma'am,
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Miss Sheldon, can I say this? Miss the Harvard there's
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: a difference between fine and fine. Since I was nine fine,
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: that's how the country is in this part of Florida,
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: and it was just amazing to be growing up as
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: a child. Okay, all right, yeah, I love the same
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: thing the po I never heard of pound? All right?
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Would you be naked on a reality show if they
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: called you and uh at age four or five and
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: I'm free hundred and twenty two pounds, No, ma'am, but
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: I'm told I'm six lemm So coming up in high school,
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: skinny was always attractive and if I was younger, I
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: wouldn't have no problem, and my question to me wouldn't
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: have no problem. But I feel kind of shamed now
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: that I'm such a really heavy man. Now. I was
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: from what if you was on there with the girl
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: from high from junior had she Now that's a horn,
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: so that's a that's a was of a different color.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: I was glad ben Jay all the way up Afraid
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: starring starting Dray and Takida. Well, I'm all well, all right,
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Dre we love you, thank you, thank you, Manberry. I
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: don't know why Steve when the show first started off,
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: he used to say your name and your name was attractive.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: You don't say like that no more. Sure this strong
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: very when he first came in my rights. No, yeah,
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: you're right man, But she got married, so you gotta
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: pull up on all that. Oh. I apologize, but thank
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: you that you know, you know, just out of respect
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: to her. Hush, because I wouldn't want nobody doing it
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: to me. It's like this comedian. I'm amazed, man. I
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: thank y'all for giving me opportunity man to ship my story. Man,
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: And I'm upsetting Mr Harvey. Y'all be cause y'all stopped
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: having open on the show. No listening to me man
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: at old Meal, Timmy stopped Old Meal. I love old Meal, Tommy.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: You ain't charge O me, Tommy, don't bring him out
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: no more because he let that damn Eugene run his life.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: I don't know to set this out. I'm gonna give
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: you one on that he did. You did with him,
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: So open what you're going to do, going to write
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: a book? Let him go open the right? Hold on?
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Hold on, Andre, let me get it on. Oh ready
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: what else, Harlready? Yeah, hey, man, say say what's happening? Andre? Hure?
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: What's going out? Ain't nothing? O Meal? Man. We love you, man,
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: I love you funny. Then you cracked my side. Bro
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: already when I cut out of the floor to me
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: you with a hud to catle get together the running
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: the track baby ha, oh my god, man, bro little man. Yeah,
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: I love on meal Man. He just let Eugene run
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: him all out of it, you know, Eugene just took over.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: I hope he ain't go I hope he ain't gonna
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: put old meal and some capri pass y'all. Andre is
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: a true listener. Appreciate thank You'll be a little too
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: visible already by be able to up here. Make it
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: change your man about a weird man alight, all right, appreciate,
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: thank you so much. Thank you on your show, Broil Yeah,
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: stay black. You're listening to the Steve Harvey morty chill alright,
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: getting ready to get ready to getting ready. She is here,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: the one and only color with reality. All right, thank you, nephew,
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: child loving hip hop Atlanta is back. Yes, okay, So
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: now here's the deal. Jocelyne and Steve are beefing over
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: the paternity of her unborn child. If you didn't know,
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: ste J Stevie J, you're are you crazy? Hold a kid,
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: I'm Steve no good will hitch. Let's really, I'm not
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: I'm not her type. You're not. I'm inclined to believe you, sir. Really,
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: But back to the show. So Jocelyne on the show.
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: She is six months pregnant with a baby girl, and
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Stevie J his attitude. He's like, I don't know if
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: this is my baby because there were so many rumors
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: about Joscelyn hanging out and kicking it with other guys. Now, Joscelyn,
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: she's really hurt that Stevie J doesn't believe that he
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: is not the daddy, and now she is demanding that
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: Stevie take a DNA test. Now let's go. Yeah, so
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: we'll keep an eye on on that. And my favorite
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: favorite surely you know how feel about young Jock. He
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: is back on the show, my favorite cast member. Have
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: you seen his new hair? Sys that's why carly red
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: back because of his hair. Yes, Like in the Temptation
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: I love you seeing it's Steve. It's straight at the
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: top and then it faded on either side. You've seen it.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: You have seen? Yeah? Please send yeah Stephen J. My dude, man,
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: I like, yeah, not Stevie Jay's hair. I'm talking about
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: young Jock. Stevie Jay is just still rocking the fade.
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: We're talking about young I like, you know what, I
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: like both of them dudes. Me so funny. Oh my god,
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: that young Jock is crazy. I like both both of
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: them dudes kind of cool to me. Man, Yeah, crazy stuff,
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: but my boy, yeah, I like them all right. So
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: Young Jock and carly Red they are back together, and
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: Curly wants Jock. He wants him to get serious about
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: their relationship, but Jock said he's not already for all that.
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: You're girl crazy, Tommy. She's back and she's facing legal
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: problems because of her ongoing beef with Joscelyn. But honey,
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: let me get to the real story. Kirk and Rashida.
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Now this fool Kirk. Yes, this is bad. It's really bad.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: This is really bad. This boy Kirk did he cheat
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: on his wife and have a secret baby too? So
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Curly Red, yes, yes, this is this is some serious business.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: So Carly Red and Young Jock. Okay, So Jock was
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: at this party. Joscelyn had a masquerade party. Carly Red,
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: long story short, she came to the party of the
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: spot on Jock. That's another story. But anyway, at the party,
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: they find that they find out about this young lady.
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: Her name is Jasmine. She said that Kirk Frost, who
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: was married currently right now, is the father of her son,
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: father of her baby. Now, your boy Jock and Kirk
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: they friends, you know, they boys. So he's hearing this
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: at the party. He picks up his phone to text
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: his boy to warn him nine one one on the agenda.
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Kirk comes to the party. They asked him does he
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: have a baby with this woman, Jasmine? He said no,
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: of course yes. So then Kirk goes home to his
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: wife Rashida, so he's trying to hurt him get home
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: so he can explain to his wife what happened at
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: the party before. Of course, you know, she hears about
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: it in the streets, so Kirk is trying to do
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: damage control. So this is Kirk in the house explaining
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: what happened because his wife, Rashida wants to know why
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: is he home so early. So take to listen to
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: Kirk trying to explain to Rashida what happened. Somebody said,
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: you got a baby with some chick, and I'm thinking
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: it's a joke. So I'm looking like, okay, really, I
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: got a baby with the chick coop. But then the
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: broad come walking out the bag. Well who's the broad?
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: Some drunk broad stumbling at the bar, and like, what's
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: her name? Jasmine? She just talking like yo, you know,
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: yeah something, I got a baby and you just something something,
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: And I'm looking like, okay, ahead and say I'm joking.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: I'm sitting here trying to like absorb all this in
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: keeping calm because at the end of the day, you know,
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: you got to deal with facts. But what I do
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: know is I know my husband, and I know that
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: something ain't right about this story. See, I know don't
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: play with me. So you don't know the girl? No, well,
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: I said, I may know the broad from a strip club, though, okay,
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: so you know her, really don't know her. But when
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: she says she worked at a script club that I've
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: been in, and I said, okay, well that's probably one
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: of them girls out that scrip club, I'm confused. All right,
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: you out here doing you ain't got no business doing.
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: There's a question, and I know it might take a
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: man a minute. It is mine right to think to think.
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: Should he be honest? So is there anything you want
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: to let me know? You ain't never Okay, So she's
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: just making her last man. Yeah it was weak. Oh
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: that know was weak, but it was a pause. Steve.
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: I sent the pictures of young Jack's hair back. Hey, man,
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: let me tell you something. So Steve and what So
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: that's my question to you, Steve Tommy Jr. What would
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: you have done? Do you keep that lie alive and
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: say that ain't your baby? Or do you tell the
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: truth all the way to the fraternity temple. You got
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: to do that all the way. I'm lying to see.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: His problem is he didn't admit it to knowing her
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: club problems, age problem. Secondly, the girl know her man,
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: huge problem. Yeah, you ran home to break the news
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: tool before she find out another way. I understand that move.
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: He in trouble, Yeah, big time, big trouble. Yeah, because
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: picture Steve, I put it up, Steve boy right there
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: like this. I wish man, I wish I could tell
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: you who that is. I just cannot think of his name.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: I'm a show think of it all right, Well why
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: are you thinking of it? Let's get ready to pass us. Yeah,
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: I'm deacon deaf jam Yeah, you're listening to Steve Harnow
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: I coming up next past to motown and Deacon, I
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: am Deacon deaf Jam. You don't have to say my name.
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: I say man myself quick with it today. I like
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: it a litle and and I have a young jack
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: hair cut today. That's a shame to lay hands on you.
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: Some clippers in those hands, Rubben Bolt term and I
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: am Deacon deaf Jam together me and he, he and I,
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: me and him, all of us and both of us
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: weds or the leading constituency for the Jack p j J.
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: That is the Jack hot Joint of Jerusalem changing Hallelujah.
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: Whoa I love? I want you to hi keeps oh bad,
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: oh bad at your boy. Yes, Yes, today we're going
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: to take a soulful look at hold with school. All right.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Let us begin with Leo, or Deacon read pastor. Leo says,
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: smile today. When you greet the world with a bright smile,
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: you inspire confidence. Stop right there, smile at somebody, even
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: if you don't meet it, even if you're snacker, to
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: go ahead and let that smile come on out. It'll
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: be like a Weatherfolk colleccast. It'll be saying partly son,
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: because you snugger too. There's a whole Yeah, keep your
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: tongue back though, don't let it come through you you
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: scared of kids. Cat. Move on to Libra read pastor.
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: Libra says, don't let anyone make you believe something that
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: seems too good to be true today, Stop right there.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: You know they were lying when they said it to you.
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: What the hell did you take it and run with it? For?
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: If she said meet her in the back room, don't
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: act like it's not gonna happen. Meet up back there, well,
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: it says, if it sounds too good to be true.
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: In other words, if she say meet her in the
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: back room, don't go in the back room with your
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: parents round your ankles. No, no, wait till you get
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: in there and see what's going down, find out what's
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: going on for us. Yes, let it go down to
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: move on up to Taurists. Read it says, a loaning
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: a friend some money requires you to be tolerant of
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: how they spend it. Stop right there. I don't give
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: a damn how you spend it. I want to know
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: when you're gonna get back. Now. If I give you
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: a hundred dollars to pay your bills. But I find
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: out that you were at the Louis of Times, So
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: I got a problem with that. I don't really care,
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: and just go to the Louis of Times just Friday
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: when you get paid. I need my hunted back. Well,
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: it all depends. I don't want your lying to me
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: about what you wanted it for and then you changed,
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: and then you should not have given them the money, Deacon,
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: if it's gonna come with two minutes, stipulations and complications,
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: I want to know where my money is going if
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: I'm going to loan it to you for let's say
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: your writ is, do you loan it? Ain't yours no
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: more till they get back. I don't like the way
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: you think on this something. I'm trying to help you
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: become a better Christian. If I loan your money to
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: pay your rent and you at the club kicking, and
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: I got a problem with that, pastor, Deacon, let's admit
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: something in front of everyone. All right, go ahead, you
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: don't have no hundred dollars to give? No. Ain't that
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: the truth? Pretty much? But I wouldn't loan it and
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: you not. Never mind, we come back from in in
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: in the sermon, did you feel my hat? Did you?
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: Could I feel my young jock kicking my young jock
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: the scissors? All right, we come back from the break
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: at thirty four after the hour, back to back jams.
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: Let's go. But why do I thank Cola? Can you
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: give me that's beacon? Uh? Young jock today? Could you
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: get me on? Washington said this weekend just on the
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: top though Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, thirty four minutes
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: after that, I welcome back to the ride. Let's get
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: to these back to back jails. Come on cap at
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: a week come back, just time for one more thing.
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: We'll tell you about it at after the break at
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: forty eight after the hours. So don't go away. You're
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show farday eight minutes out
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: of our wh are you saying like that? Because it's
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: the weekend, it's Thursday's closer. You don't want it to
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: be the weakest I do, I really do. I'm not
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: mad at you. Listen to me, Guys, listen to the
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: things that you want the most. You have to lay
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: claim to it. I claim, I agree with you. I
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: claim the week Okay, now listen to me. Here's what
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: you do not know what's that that today? I got
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: to be in Disney. Yeah, we all did to kick
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: off Disney Dreamers. Is y'all in the parade? Are are
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: we in the parade? That's the first. That's a I
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: can't get past that. More importantly, wait a minute, wait,
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: what is you You know we're not in the parade.
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: We're not in the parade. She wasn't asking it back
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: to you as a rhetorical question. She was correcting you,
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: correcting me for what it again? Say it is y'all
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: in the parade? Are we in the parade? No? I
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: just asked you that. But let me ask you. Is
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: we playing golf? Are we? Yes? Yeah, now we're slaying
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: Friday And said, okay, cool, I'm gonna jump in fried.
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: Oh that mean you ain't gonna be here? Said now,
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there my kids and everything that coming,
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: my wife and kids. Oh yeah, but I got I
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: got to be at that park with them, though. What
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: say they're gonna drag me around the Yes, he has
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: daddy duties. Daddy get the VRP service. I got that too.
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: But he's still he's been there going some rats. He's
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: not gonna make the rats I'm just gonna stand out there. Yeah,
- 1:34:41Speaker 1: everybody ice cream and you hold uppers and he ain't
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: gonna make the rack because he ain't. He ain't gonna
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: make it over Mickey hands. You got to be a
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: making hand. Want a boy ice cream? And people come
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: by a little boy your mom, they're gonna take him
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: to loss of fact. Shut up, boy, you nobody bring
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: your as. We have a boy, really old looking boy.
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: I heard a blue shirt and an ice cream, red
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: shorts and the ice cream home and he got his
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: mama pocket ball all right, missing a little boy that's
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: ball headed? Are you are you chemo young man? Oh
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: my god? Saying hell make a wish project. Huh, well
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: you come your old as looking baby. We have Benjamin
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: Butcher's lost his catch our flight by go ahead nine
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: weeks at Disney World. Do you see that's somebody who
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: ain't got to catch a flight. They just they flight
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