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Last time on no latency side quest, Call up my girlies.
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Hi, baby Wink. It's been a busy couple of
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months. How far away are you?
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I can give you a ride. Yeah, let's get some bubbles.
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What's? Why is everybody closing?
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I love crime and mischief. Hello.
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Anyone here? Hey.
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Oh, hi. Why aren't you open though is my
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question. The Deal Hi I'm Tasty Randy
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Chalet properties. Yikes.
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Don't worry, we are going to save your bubble tea place for
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so if you don't want to loiter or I get it, we'll just go.
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These big, scary men are afraid of three.
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Girls, keep on, OK? You guys, I do have a plan, but
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I don't think you're going to like it.
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I floor it. I'm gonna do a cool swerve.
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I'm gonna try to get both of them.
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Should be harder. I don't care.
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It's what's cool. Style over substance.
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You think I want to succeed? No, I want to look cool.
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Drive Land vehicle. Sweet.
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Awesome. Cool.
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Using any luck? No 21.
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You floor it, the car slides, you do the coolest drift ever.
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Smack both of them and they fly to the north part of the area,
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skidding to the ground and knocking them back in initiative
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by two each. Yeah, fuck you, nerds.
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And we're gonna say it is 3D6 damage, so roll ME3D6 yeehaw ooh
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shit. That's cool.
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Roll for seven damage on a 3D. Seven damage, each, noted all
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right because you rolled high enough in your driving?
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Check. Where do you want the car to
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stop? That is an awesome question.
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Like, I don't know. I kind of like want to hit and
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run. I think I just like want to
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swerve around and hit them and then just start driving the
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other way. And then I'm going to be like,
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OK, I'm going to back up. So you guys can pop out the
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windows and shoot if you want, or we can leave whatever you
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want to do you want us to. Shoot at them.
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Well, you have a gun, right? Yes.
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Yes, you're right. We should.
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You don't have to. The option is on the table, but
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I'll do whatever you want to do. Let's get them.
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Then it's time grab my shot. Done from underneath the seat.
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To roll for Initiative Coyote as you skid the vehicle facing away
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from these two guards in this parking lot near this shipping
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container or two. You find a little moment since
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you rode highest on initiative. Well, I probably don't want to
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get out of the. Vehicle since I'm the one
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driving, but maybe that'd be kind of.
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Cool. Since I have a moment.
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This is so dumb. You guys are gonna hate me.
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Can I try to run over the vending machine and break it so
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we can get more stuff? 13 seats?
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Absolutely necessary. I kind of already did the cool
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thing I was gonna do, so if I have extra time right now, I
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might as well just like, rack up those bonus coins, you know?
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Roll. Roll the driving Check.
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Cool, there's. Nothing I hate about that.
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Ooh, that's A1 implosion for a 12.
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You reverse the vehicle, try and do a really cool handbrake turn
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and stop just shy of the vending machine, just boosting it ever
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so slight. Damn it.
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I like what your head's at though.
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And I high fiber. Hey, thanks.
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And do you do anything else with your turn?
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Can I just like look around, get some bearings of like, is there
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anything cool in this area that's like gonna help us in
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this moment there are. 3 Porta potties to your left.
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There is a vending machine behind you.
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And then two guards who are getting up with their guns.
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Cool. Yeah.
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My next move is gonna be to run over them again, so I'll let
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you. We'll do that at the next turn.
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Teensy. Oh.
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I pulled my shotgun from under the seat.
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How far away are we from them? About 25 feet 20. 50 That's a
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really. Yeah.
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That's high ADV for that far away, All right.
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I sigh and I pull out my heavy pistol.
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Oh gosh. And I shout at the one on the
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right. Cool.
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Do it. Your first bullet flies past
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them and misses. Hitting.
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Some concrete in the distance. I shoot again and it's 16. 16
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Yes, you do hit with that. Oh my gosh, how exciting.
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The bullet hits them. How much damage?
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3D6 5 + 4 for 9:00. Nine damage?
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Yeah, that's really great. Yes, hello, Straighter Coyote.
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You see his arm ripped and now his shoulder is exposed.
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I want to use this baby. I called him a Shiner.
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Do you? Stay in the vehicle.
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I stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Cool. I kind of like lean back from
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the window, so I sitting on the other side of the vehicle, I
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like lean over Teensy to get through the window that she just
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shot out of, so I can also shoot at the same one Teensy, one of
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the things. That I didn't catch you up on is
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I have quite possibly the coolest weapon of all time.
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My. Joints and rue Hello Cutie Ultra
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K8 assault. Pistol It's pink Phoebe.
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Goes to cock it to like, get ready for their first shot and
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as they cock it, it goes. It's so cute.
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And then I shoot. That's Kawhi as hell. 19 Yes.
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Did you shoot regular or did you shoot SMG?
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I would like to shoot SMG. 18 That's a lot of damage, the
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bullets. Blast out of the gun right next
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to Teensy's face. The bullets fly through the air
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and on The Voice of Teensy and the trigger finger of VV.
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These bullets hit this guy square on, causing 19 damage.
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That's a lot of damage. It's also enough damage to bring
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him under half Hell's. What are you referencing?
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What are you looking at critical?
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Injury table maybe? The critical injury table.
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So one of the bullets blasts across his throat and you see
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him fall to the ground and clutch his throat.
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It seems as though somehow you have pushed armor around, broken
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it up and caused him to crush his wind head and he falls to
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the ground and he's holding his neck.
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He can breathe, but now he can't speak.
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Scarily realistic, that. Is that is fucked up.
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It's cute. It's fucked up.
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What the? Fuck.
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God damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Where that came from, punk. The guy with his hand against
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his neck on his knees reaches for his heavy pistol, points it
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at the car and tries to shoot you through the window.
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Obviously this is difficult because he's holding his neck.
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He cannot use his assault. He also rolls a A Crip fail.
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That's a even being a generous GM.
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That's a 8. This guy's having a bad day.
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This guy's having a bad day. He has a handgun of 6, so this
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is bad. And the gun, as he fires it,
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jams in his hand. OK, tell me how you really.
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Feel He tries to fiddle with his gun because he fiddles with his
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gun. He does not move.
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He gets it working again and shoots you once more.
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The bullet flies through the window and hits you for 16,
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causing 6 damage and ablading your armor levy.
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OK, my God, because. You're looking through the
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window. That means you're not in cover
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because there is no partial cover.
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Inside the book. You're right.
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Get her ass No more. No more.
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Mr. Nice Gia. This is so your pug.
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Bitch. Let's.
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Be honest, it is only six damage, so your your armor just
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goes down by 1 and nothing's true but but we're not.
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It's not a clean fight, though. It's not a clean.
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No, it's not. A bullet just came through the
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window of the vehicle. It was quite disconcerting for
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everyone involved. It went the wrong way.
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And he grabs his friend and throws him, trying to get him to
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the backside of the shipping container, rolling an athletics
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check to see if he can do it. 14 Yes he does.
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He manages to get his friend a little bit further back behind
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the shipping container, not high enough to get him into full
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cover, but enough to give the guy something to lean against to
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give him a bit more of a chance. He will now can't move since he
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did that and he turns to you, gets out his assault rifle.
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Rolling a 20 causing 17 damage to the side of the vehicle.
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Hey, watch the paint job. I.
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Just did that, the mural. With all of the girls on, it is
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brittled with holes. It would be nice because this
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sounds like everyone who is inside the vehicle who is not in
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the driver's seat, roll of Asian who's not.
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And you said be nice. Phoebe and team seat, you said
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everybody nice not. Me.
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Can you normally dodge bullets? No, you're right.
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This is nice. It's pretty nice.
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I rolled the 15 off. All right, not good.
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Now, the side of the vehicle does take some of the damage,
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but it is just a piece of metal. It's not reinforced because
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Coyote didn't say that it was a reinforced vehicle, just that it
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was a van. It's just a man.
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She's just getting her life together, you know?
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She haven't upgraded anything. Wall of the of the truck takes 5
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damage, which means you both hope 12 damage.
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How correct? And after the damage has
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settled, it is Coyote's turn. I think you see Coyote and she
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you see her, see the mural now full of bullet holes, and see
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like a single dramatic tear all down her face.
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Oh, that's fine. His art is temporary.
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And then she pours it again and tries to hit the guys.
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Roll a driving, Check driving. Oh, tough on the van.
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That's cool. Yeah.
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All right, 2626. 26 More like 26 because this is about to be
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fucking sick. You're not wrong. 26 I'm going
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to say you get 4D6 damage on this guy, but because the other
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guy was thrown behind the shipping container, you can't
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quite get the angry. No, you're right.
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I'm happy with this. This is a good day and some
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well, not a great role, but not bad 10 damage. 10 damage.
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Good, Yeah. Do you try and pin him?
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That's a good idea. Do it.
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All right. So he's going to try and evade
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your pinning. I like that.
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Let him do not. Great.
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I'm going. To tell you right now, that's
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not enough. Alright, great, he's pinned
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under the car. Can I hop out?
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And I'm going to pull out a baseball bat that looks exactly
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like beanies. You want to beat the.
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Chef. Done.
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Do you also have a baseball? I think I, you Coyote, saw yours
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and was like, I'm going to get one that looks just like her
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because I'm her best friends, stickers and everything.
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And then you ignored all my calls for two.
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Months. Nice.
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Whisper in Bebe's ear. Yeah, she really missed you.
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I can. Tell.
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Imitation is this Larma flyery. Or.
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Or this could be a creepy stalker thing.
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I'm not sure I'm going to pull out my the bat and I'm gonna try
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to hit him like a bunch. And I would say this is for my
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friends. If.
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This is for the bad. Then roll for it.
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And this is for Reeves at the Bubble Cafe.
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This is so silly, you guys right?
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For a 17. Oh, that's good. 14. 14.
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You smack this guy under the wheel as hard as you can with
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the bat a few times and he does 14 damage, taking him under
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half. Health.
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Roll through D68 and his free leg tries to defend himself and
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you smack across his lower leg and crack it in half.
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You guys inside hear blood spurt across the inside of the vehicle
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and it just covers the the front hubcap.
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God damn it. Good thing that you used all
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your actions. You're right.
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You're lucky it's gonna be another 6 seconds before I could
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beat your ass. Oh shit.
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Yes. 1% is that long? I don't have.
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Very long, but alright. I get out of the car and aim my
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shotgun at him and I say where's Dean not?
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Here. I shoot 13. 13 Yeah, Well, I
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mean you you basically point blank.
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Yeah, oh Boo. 3 ones. Love that.
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But two fives? So 13. 13 damage.
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The bullet goes off from your shotgun, hits him in the chest
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and his chest cracks open and he screams in pain as he dies
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underneath the vehicle. Question.
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I need both you and Coyote to roll evasion.
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Oh. Cool.
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Cool 23. God 21.
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You both avoid a large splash of blood in a really cool, nasty.
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I like Matrix set. It's in Sloma, yeah.
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I just sad stuff it. And that is the end of your term
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teensy. Do you move anywhere else?
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I can't get back in the vehicle, can I?
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You're not that far. OK, I'll get back in the vehicle
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to have cover from the other guy all.
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Right, you get back in the vehicle.
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And they say you're not funny. Think about your questions and
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answers. VV It's your turn.
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Look. And VV leans out the window
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again, ready to shoot again. I'm a doctor and I can help.
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You if you tell us. What if you tell us what we need
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to know, where Dean is, I'll fix your throat.
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I hired you roll something. Roll persuasion.
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You sound like meatball or something. 11 Can I?
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I'm going to roll against that, OK, and I use luck to make you
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roll up to minus from your roll 3 points.
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Three points. All right, dig it.
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This one over. He sort of points at the other
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guy underneath the the truck and gives an indication like you
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killed that guy. Yeah, and we could kill you too.
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Alright, if you're not gonna comply, I'm gonna shoot.
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I'm just and I'm gonna roll the extra 2D6.
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Oh, you're doing that fun. So that's. 19 damage, and as he
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puts his hand up, the bullets blast through his upper left
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pectoral and the holes are so clean you can see the smoke
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coming off them. Blood pours down, his chest,
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stains his shirt, and he falls to the ground dead and combat is
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over. I just don't know why.
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I really needed to resort to that.
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They were being so extra about it, you know?
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I'm sorry about your mural. You know what?
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Like I I've been reading this new novel, like the artist
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journey or whatever. And like, you know, like
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sometimes you got to destroy your art in like, so you can be
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reformed. So and maybe, maybe you guys can
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help me with it this time. I would love to.
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I've got glow paint, so so you know.
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It's a good idea. I like the way you're thinking,
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little one. All right, let's check these
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guys, see if they have. I see if they have any
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identification on them. Who hired them?
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I have a feeling I know who, but maybe we can confirm it actually
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to see the address also. Sure, Roller, D 10/10/10 out of
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10. Yep.
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You find 2 doses of synth coke. Yes, one.
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Guys, who is going to party? There's only two.
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But I've got the bubble tea, so you can split.
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It oh, you're fine. So while Coyote is jumping for
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joy, is enjoying like, flipping this synth, deciding whether
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they're going to take it or not. Because we don't know yet.
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You two also search the bodies and what you find are the keys
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to the front door of this place and one of them has a patch in
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their pocket that was Velcro to their chest and that chest, says
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Randy. Yep.
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Just. As.
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I suspected just as I I was going to say the same thing.
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A couple of lagoons. For this.
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Guy. Wow.
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I mean, they kind of made it sound like Dean was alive,
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though, so that's good. Yeah, I guess we should
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investigate his. Yeah, yeah.
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Investigate his thing here inside.
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Let's go. Let's check it out.
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Yeah. Oh wow.
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It's a It's clean in here. I expected it to be like a messy
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little container. It's.
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It's actually pretty nice in here.
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Vivi Rock reception. It's actually like.
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Disgusting. It's actually fairly clean, and
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at first you're like, wow, it's really nice in.
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Here it's a Model 1. Moment. 22 as you get closer and
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closer to the Kitchener area at the end of this first shipping
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container because this home is 2 shipping containers welded
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together. The smell of bleach gets a lot
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stronger. No, the keys work on this door
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too. The door in front of you that
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connects the two shipping containers is locked.
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I pick it. Roll for it.
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So if I have lock picking tools, does that help at all or is that
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just like cool? Yes.
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Yes, it does, cuz I'm that GM and that sounds fair.
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OK, what? How does it help?
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It lowers your DB OK, it's the best.
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Kind of help. It's like you don't need to do
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more math either. 1717 Well, it's it's a it's a door in a
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shitty shipping container building.
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So the DV was 13. You're fine.
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The door unlocks. So good at.
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This get access to the rest of the room.
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This room smells a lot like and in the corner.
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You've now realized this place doesn't really have a bathroom.
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There's a sink with a hose for washing water.
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There are water stains on the ground, but the ground near this
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area looks a lot more bleached. The smell is coming from this
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corner. This corner I guess I'm gonna
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take a look at at the sink, yeah.
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Is there anything weird about it with the smell?
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It smells like bleach and iron. Bleach and iron.
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Like blood done. Well, you're a medical
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professional. How would you check for?
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Blood. Let me do a Let's see what's a
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good role for this. I guess I'll do medical.
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Test 20 Yes, they got a black light.
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A black light. Good idea.
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Somebody has lost just under a pint of blood.
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Ooh, they're probably alive because the.
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Pipes are not much. But not a great amount of blood.
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No, definitely not OK. Anything else in this room that
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looks weird suss. What is that?
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Why? Why were they guarding an empty
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shipping pending? Yeah, and.
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What did they do to him? If it is him that they did
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something to, they tried to clean it up.
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I guess they didn't do a very good job.
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It's really hard to clean up. Blood completely.
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Probably should have gotten some more info from those guys before
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murdering him. That's all right.
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They weren't. Very helpful.
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I don't think they were gonna help me.
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Can I go through the the bed? This is a bed in here, right?
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There's a bed in this little room on that's the other
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shipping container. There's a bedside table, a
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computer that's on but with a screen saver and A and a chest
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of drawers. I go to the computer.
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Well, coyote ruffles through the bed sheets.
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Yeah. You Who's rolling for what
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first? I can roll something, yeah, I do
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that. If you're rifling through the
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bed. Yeah, rifling.
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I don't know. That would be looking for things
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concealed. Reveal objects.
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Sure, That feels right. Not that that does me any
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favors. For a cool 9.
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Nine, you find a Romounce novel titled The Unicorns of Sex Land,
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oh. Wow, this book is bomb.
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I read it when I was like 13 and it like, changed my life.
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Wow. Oh, that's nice.
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I rolled and. 1/2 eaten synth chocolate.
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Bar oh synth like drugs. No, it's just synthesized.
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Synthesize. It's not cable.
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No, I wrote a 19 for basic tech on the.
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Computer. Yes, you do a little bit of work
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on the computer and you discover two things.
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One is an e-mail from the landlord and 2A button
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underneath a folder on the desktop that simply says open
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close door. Cool button.
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What do you want to look at first, the letter from the
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landlord. All right ladies, I have found
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something from Mr. Randy Chalet. Dear tenants, a series of
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packages were left on your property.
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They've been moved to a UPA and. S Warehouse at a cost to you.
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Payment is required in person for your items, location, and
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return. Please note as part of the lease
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agreement you sign when you took on the property, section 47-37TY
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agrees to not keep objects outside for longer than is
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necessary, including boxes, vehicles, and large items.
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Thank you for not parking on property since the previous
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infraction 5 eddies has been deducted from your fine for good
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behavior management. Since you have a beautiful
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reading voice, thank you so much.
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I'll read that book out loud to you sometimes.
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Oh, that sounds so good. So this guy's so, so shady.
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So shady. Yeah, they seem to just be like
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picking their tenants for any little thing that they possibly
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can. Yeah.
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So OK, so maybe he like didn't go get it and they came here and
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he resisted and and then they dragged.
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I don't know. I'm going to push this with this
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other button. What's this other thing?
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Push it. Do you push it?
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What does it say? And.
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It says open closed door. Yeah, I push it.
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Oh. I knew something.
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It out. There was an issue about this
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corner. I just couldn't.
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All right. Vivy's going in.
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We're going in nothing. And you've you've found Dean's.
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Little storage area for his drugs behind a secret door at
27:30
the back of his bedroom. The thing is, you open up the
27:34
cabinets and find basically nothing.
27:38
It seems as though his stash has run out.
27:42
Nobody seems to have broken in here.
27:44
The guards didn't find this room, but.
27:48
He's out of drugs. Well, thing is how a large box
27:53
was outside and got taken. Those were probably his drugs.
27:57
Maybe. So this Randy guy probably
28:01
definitely has them. Yeah.
28:04
But if we go confront them? I.
28:08
Don't know if he's going to have a lot more of these guards and
28:12
stuff. He's yeah, I agree.
28:15
It's like a it's like we can handle this, but we can't handle
28:19
like, yeah, the whole landlord and his.
28:22
Right operation of evilness. OK, but like like what if, what
28:28
would it be like? Hey, this other journey, Coyote,
28:31
let's go. Come on this journey with me.
28:33
Look into your mind's eye. What if?
28:36
We were looking to rent an apartment or a shipping crate
28:42
and this is our first apartment. We're so excited, naive and
28:50
excitable potential tenants. OK, fresh it one on our own.
28:55
I like this idea. I like where this is going and
28:59
we go and we go talk to the landlord and like infiltrate
29:05
under the guise of like wanting that and then maybe like teensy
29:09
sneaks up and like does a lock picking thing steal some
29:13
documents or something or like, I don't know, I didn't really
29:17
get much farther than this, but like.
29:19
We just like show up and we're like, hey, like we're looking
29:22
for a new ship. And Crate, do you know of a
29:25
place we could rent? And then we're in there.
29:28
We get them alone and then chill them.
29:30
Or if not, we don't kill them. We do.
29:32
We do whatever you want. Whatever you want.
29:34
We could killing might be too much.
29:35
We could. I mean we could kill him or
29:37
threaten him or extort him. I mean, I think I like where
29:42
you're going with this because steal all his money.
29:46
I just. And want something to pin on him
29:50
if we do confront. Yes.
29:54
Except we have none. Yeah, but he he If that crate
29:58
was full of drugs, he probably has it.
30:01
And yeah, NCPD is right outside ready to take him in because we
30:06
know he has the drugs. More like, like, like, do we
30:10
know somebody who does the screen sheets?
30:11
Like, maybe, like, we'll ruin him.
30:13
Like you'll never work in this town again.
30:16
Like totally Lassie landlord covers up for secret drug
30:20
operation. What if we?
30:23
Said Calculate fake badges, you guys.
30:25
I'm such a good artist now I could, I could make us fake
30:29
badges and we're private detectives.
30:32
Exactly. Exactly.
30:34
So we go in and we're like, oh, like I'm just, I'm just a.
30:37
New like tenant. I've never had an apartment.
30:41
And then we're like, and then we're like, surprised, we're
30:45
actually cops. And then we take outside and
30:48
we're like, we're going to take you down to the station.
30:51
And then we're like, just kidding.
30:52
We're not really cops and we kill.
30:54
Him. I don't know.
30:55
I don't know how that this is a good plan.
30:57
I like this. I I honestly.
31:00
You guys like, I know I'm not the smartest, but like, I
31:03
literally can't see anything going wrong.
31:05
Your artistic vision for this plan is truly top notch, Coyote.
31:10
Thank you. Thank you.
31:11
I say we you, you work on those badges, but we definitely go in
31:16
like we want an apartment or I mean a shipping container and
31:20
see if we can sculpt things out and like that we can save the
31:24
other stuff for like if we need it.
31:27
Yeah, good idea. And then?
31:29
We kill him or we don't. Whatever you guys want to do.
31:34
And we steal all of his money now.
31:36
This is all that. I love this idea so much.
31:38
You know what would make me love this idea even more?
31:41
Synth coke. I shake the vexes.
31:46
What if, Coyote? What if we kill him and we make
31:49
you the new landlord? I don't want to be a landlord,
31:52
dude. Who do you think I am, man?
31:54
We just got so good at planning. I thought you deserved to be
31:58
employment and and power and. I live out on the open Rd.
32:02
You can't contain me and a shipping container.
32:06
You say as you grab a glass from the counter.
32:09
I throw. I throw her.
32:10
The one of the packs of bubble tea says you can split it in
32:13
two. This is going to be perfect,
32:15
because then we'll have one leftover if we split both.
32:19
And we could give that one to Reeves.
32:21
Sure, yeah. Or for me again later.
32:25
Or for you again later. Whoever wants it, you guys want
32:29
you do what you want to do. I'm more of like a caffeine kind
32:32
of gal, but yeah, well. Hey, I got good news for you.
32:36
This right here, it's like caffeine, but better.
32:44
I would take it with discretion. As I have seen people get
32:49
addicted. You're not going to get
32:52
addicted. I think we're best happy.
32:54
This is, this is a special occasion because, like, we only
32:57
hang out every couple months. We're not like, this isn't like
33:00
we're doing it every night. You guys, this is like, ooh
33:03
girls night. Let's go fuck over a landlord
33:08
and then kill some guys, do some dress and just have a good time.
33:12
Yeah. And you rip open a drawer and
33:14
there's a bunch of bubble tea lids and bubble tea straws in
33:18
this and. You guys.
33:20
Holy shit. I couldn't have planned this
33:22
better. All right, all right, all right.
33:26
It is a special night for some synth coke.
33:30
Cheers. Who's doing synth coke?
33:34
I guess we all are all. Of us.
33:37
All of us, like maybe me and Teensy will do like half.
33:40
No doses. No, there's there's two doses.
33:43
We have the splitter. Everybody's doing coke.
33:45
We're all doing coke. It's split because I have the
33:49
one in youth this this. Episode may contain references
33:52
of. This warning, Yeah, content
33:55
warning. You are the content warning.
33:59
Listen, this episode, you guys listen with discretion because
34:07
you said that with the bubble tea, once you split one thing of
34:11
synth Coke in two, that's what you said.
34:13
OK, so. Yeah, it makes 1 dose 2.
34:15
It's a duplicator bubble tea makes.
34:18
Yeah, and makes if you use double the bubble tea, you can't
34:24
tell there's drugs in it. Party all night like taste wise.
34:28
Yeah, so you could use that to like.
34:30
Drugs. Oh well, definitely need to save
34:33
this last dose because maybe we drug the landlord.
34:37
Shit, we drug him. Go in for like tenants, hey?
34:40
We're just. We want a new apartment.
34:42
Just kidding. Here's a drink, though, and now
34:44
you're drugged. And now we're NCPD.
34:47
And just kidding, now he killed you.
34:49
And that's the plan. It's good.
34:53
I like it. Do you?
34:54
Do you do you drink the Synth Coke bag?
34:56
Yeah, I think I'm drinking it while I'm talking.
35:00
Roll resist torchy throat. Perfect.
35:04
Excellent. Yeah, I guess we're all doing.
35:07
We're all doing great tonight. Ooh.
35:11
It's girl's night. Do you add any luck to that?
35:14
Yes. I will Add all the rest of my
35:17
luck points. OK, how many?
35:19
Which is 3 OK. You meet the DV for synth coke.
35:23
You are not addicted. Thank you God.
35:24
But for the rest of this adventure, you have +1 to Reflex
35:29
Ooh. Maybe this ain't so bad.
35:32
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
35:38
I would also like to add luck. Okay, What did you get, Coyote?
35:42
I got a 10 addiction. Yeah, no, you're addicted.
35:46
To Synth Coke, I think I probably already was, yeah.
35:50
For the next 4 hours, you get the benefits of Synth coke.
35:54
Teensy. A weird thing happens as a
35:59
person who's never really done synth coke.
36:01
You you do it in the drink, but in Case No one else has noticed,
36:05
you're already fairly hyper. So because you only took half.
36:13
You didn't really get enough bubbles.
36:15
They all went to VV and so VV gets plus one to Reflex.
36:18
Coyote gets plus one to Reflex. You just feel nice.
36:22
Oh. You don't get a benefit, but
36:25
you're not addicted. OK, I'll take it.
36:27
Because you just didn't get enough bubbles.
36:29
It's fine. I'm a cafe in girly.
36:30
I don't know how to roll with the sins.
36:33
Coke. You know what?
36:34
The first time you do it, you don't like.
36:35
Some people don't feel it alright and I get scared, so you
36:39
don't do enough. You know.
36:40
So did we save some to potentially give our?
36:44
Yes. Once again, I content where I do
36:48
not endorse, don't. Do drugs, people, but let's drug
36:54
them. Let's Landlords aren't people.
36:59
This is true. This is true, especially this
37:01
one. And you guys step outside and
37:05
you step outside to. This macabre horrific scene as
37:11
there is a car over a dead man with his chest blown open.
37:15
There's another guy with several bullet holes in his chest and
37:18
these guys are guards from the place you're about to go to and
37:22
this is a scene outside the property that they are working
37:27
for and one of them has a Radio One and you hear anyone, anyone
37:36
good at in person do. You want us to come down and
37:39
check? On you, I'll do it.
37:40
I'll talk on the radio. Are you good at Hello I'm.
37:44
Good. At everything I've ever done.
37:46
You do it. Hello.
37:47
I'm. I'm good at everything.
37:49
Put up, Put up. Hello.
37:52
Hello Do. It I'll pick up the radio.
37:57
Yeah, I'm good, man. We just, we're picking up some
38:00
super smoking babes over here. But like, so that's why I was so
38:05
busy. You know what I'm saying, bro?
38:08
Chew. Roll Persuasion.
38:11
Is it persuasion or acting? I think they're both bad.
38:15
I think they're both bad. Whatever you wanna do, you can
38:19
do either. What is persuasion?
38:23
Oh, it's a little bit better. All right.
38:25
We'll do that. Yeah, 15. 15 Yeah, it's a
38:33
plausible story that they would meet chicks in this.
38:36
Area Ohh. Cool golf or like Amazon?
38:41
The first one. Cool.
38:44
Go. Alright, well don't forget we
38:46
got that meeting later. Yeah, Sorry, I'm.
38:51
I I deleted my calendar off the cloud.
38:55
Can you give me the details of where that meeting is one more
38:58
time? You're coming to our place
39:00
later, right? VB side of the background
39:04
totally. Big Get.
39:06
For that, that's that's great. That's.
39:11
That's that really adds. I like.
39:13
That. No, you don't do the block.
39:16
It's gonna meet us at the park. Just come by to the office.
39:20
I I got the address in the book, not the receptionist.
39:23
Sorry. Uh, yeah, the the receptionist.
39:27
What was her name again? Macy.
39:31
Macy, Right. That's cool.
39:33
Um. Would it be, like, a weird thing
39:36
for me to bring some of these smoking babes too?
39:39
Or like whoa. Whoa, whoa, walk away from the
39:43
women all the way. Walk.
39:44
Away. I'm away.
39:45
Yeah. No there.
39:46
What do you you? Gonna bring shit.
39:49
Like there's two of you, right? Yeah.
39:51
Alright, well there's one of me. How many chances to go?
39:54
There's there's three smoking hot babes right here in this
39:58
vicinity. No, but you?
40:04
Alright, cool. Oh my God.
40:06
Gotta take them to the Bubble Cafe because we fucked that
40:09
place up. So I'll see you later.
40:11
OK. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
40:12
Before you go, you. Fucking Pulse.
40:15
Alright, sorry, I didn't mean to raise my voice.
40:20
Alright guys, there's a meeting somewhere.
40:23
Not at the Bubble Cafe. There's a receptionist somewhere
40:26
at the office named Macy, and I said that there were three
40:30
smoking hot babes going there, but there are no guys.
40:34
So. I don't.
40:35
Know that. What do you do with the bodies?
40:37
Do you leave them? Here Are there any dumpsters
40:39
around? Oh, we shove them in the Porta
40:41
potties. Oh, good idea.
40:43
There's two porta potties. Perfect.
40:47
Right. You shove these dead men into
40:51
the Porta potties. I don't think you need to roll.
40:53
Back that I say, hey guys, check it out.
40:55
And they pulled out his pants like he like, he like he dipped
40:59
it on the toilet. I do it to.
41:02
The other one. Very inspirational.
41:05
You're such an artist. And you close the porta potties
41:09
and turn it on to occupied. Right.
41:13
So the office. Yeah.
41:15
To the office next. Time on no legacy side quest.
41:30
Gonna be hot chicks. We're already hot chicks.
41:33
Blackmail is ass. Girls night we can do whatever
41:36
the fuck we want. Gonna get a place to live
41:39
because we're homeless. Do to do.
41:41
You could be friends with me. May I investigate further?
41:45
Slip her the other sip. Cook something that's nice and
41:48
spacious. Good for three.
41:50
Oh. God, I'm so sorry.
41:52
I don't want you to hear this. Oh my gosh.
42:00
Bad dancing is in fact more distracting than goodness.
41:56
Tell us more. Yeah, I love speeding.
41:59
Let's. It's.
42:03
A buff wizard riding a wolf howling at the moon.
42:07
Sorry you don't have taste. Now he gets snack you.
42:09
Can call her nice lady with the baseball.
42:12
Bat. I'm sorry, Dean, because the
42:14
jacket is full of friendship. We are in the wrong profession,
42:17
guys. Wow, I'm impressed.
42:20
I would love nothing more than they get some bubble tea.
42:23
Finally, we can actually have our girls night.
42:50
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43:31
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