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Steve in Dubai, Chance The Husband, Jussie Smollett and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all have
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  Speaker 1: all suit on looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: move like the Milan buck things in the cubs. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve listening to the movie together for study.
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining me. You gotta turn you are
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn them out, turn, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, to turn turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your fab that it h I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey Man old man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big
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  Speaker 1: to me, man, I just have to tell you about it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't help it. It's rather obvious to me how big,
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  Speaker 1: how good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain.
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  Speaker 1: He owned one, he'd be clowning. He'd be just showing out. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just over here, just on receiving it. You know, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you today. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
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  Speaker 1: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
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  Speaker 1: as people delay what we want or delay the process
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  Speaker 1: to begin what we want? Our hopes, our dreams, our desires.
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  Speaker 1: Why won't you start your mission today? Why don't we
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  Speaker 1: all decide together better? Yet? Let's just kill that, because
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  Speaker 1: yount that just individually. Look you listening, you got something
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  Speaker 1: that you've been dreaming about. You got an ambition of
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  Speaker 1: yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got goals you haven't
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  Speaker 1: accomplished yet. You got dreams, aspirations. Everybody has them, everybody's
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  Speaker 1: got on them. Everybody's got something that's that's on the
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  Speaker 1: table that they haven't yet attacked yet. What are you
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  Speaker 1: waiting for? Start your mission today? Stop the procrastination now.
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  Speaker 1: The procrastination is only hurting you yourself. And if you
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  Speaker 1: and if you allow excuse men, if you allow procrastination
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  Speaker 1: to set in, then that that allows then which is
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  Speaker 1: a weakness, you know, but that allows the devil then
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  Speaker 1: to just really do his thing. Because an idle mind
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  Speaker 1: is the devil's playground. So if you ain't working on
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  Speaker 1: your goal's dreams, aspirations or visions, and you just waking
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  Speaker 1: up seeing how today gonna go, or the devil he
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  Speaker 1: got plenty for it for you to do. See, But
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  Speaker 1: if you get your mind right on your goal and
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  Speaker 1: your focus and your purpose. Then you can go on
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  Speaker 1: about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you can
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  Speaker 1: catch yourself. Now, don't mean you ain't gonna fall privy
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  Speaker 1: or fall prey to some of your distractions, because you will,
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  Speaker 1: but you will have a goal in mind, an aspiration
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  Speaker 1: that makes you go hold on, man, I got to
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  Speaker 1: stay focused here because what I really want while I'm
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  Speaker 1: really trying to go the thing that I'm really after,
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  Speaker 1: this new little thing that's being introduced, this don't fit
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  Speaker 1: into the equation. Man. Let me keep it moving, or
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  Speaker 1: you may step off the line for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Like I said yesterday, the thing about God
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  Speaker 1: is he's so forgiving that if you get out of line,
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  Speaker 1: he'll hold your place. See that's it's a real cool thing.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people to do that for you too.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, if you're in the movie theater or
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  Speaker 1: you're an amusement park and you're in the line and
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  Speaker 1: you forget something, if you politely ask the person behind you, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta run to my car left something, would you
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  Speaker 1: hold my place? Most people say, fine, you gotta go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: and when you come back, they don't have a problem. See,
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  Speaker 1: your problem is is you want to get out the line,
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  Speaker 1: go do something, then come back and just get up
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  Speaker 1: in the line further up than you were, or cut somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Now you got a problem because see everybody looking at
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  Speaker 1: you now, like Roy Wall partner, where you come from.
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  Speaker 1: You know the line start back here. But see the
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  Speaker 1: thing with God is God don't do that. God don't
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  Speaker 1: say the line start back here. God holds your place.
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  Speaker 1: When you make a mistake and you fall off the line,
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  Speaker 1: God holds your place. But if you ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: dreams aspiration, if you ain't got no place, what he
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  Speaker 1: holding for you? See, I mean He got a place
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  Speaker 1: for you, but you gotta come to him. See some
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  Speaker 1: people if well, here's what I'm saying. If you got
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  Speaker 1: a goal or aspiration to dream and you fall off
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  Speaker 1: track momentarily, you can get back to that because God
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  Speaker 1: know where you're left off. Now you may have to
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  Speaker 1: accomplish a few more things since you stop for a
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  Speaker 1: long period of time, but God know where you left off.
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  Speaker 1: You can get back on track. I look, man, this
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  Speaker 1: dream of being on TV since I was a kid,
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  Speaker 1: and it got off track. Now it got off track.
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  Speaker 1: I just kept it as one of the dreams and
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  Speaker 1: in some real dog moments when it looked like it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna happen. All I was hanging on too, was
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  Speaker 1: just the hope that one day it could. But that's
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  Speaker 1: what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. But faith gives you the
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  Speaker 1: confidence to keep hoping. Man, Sometimes it just keep hope alive.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you heard Jesse Jackson said, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the hope. I was hanging on the hope.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm talking about when it got real ugly and
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  Speaker 1: funk at out there for me, when it looked like
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna ever make it, and all of the
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  Speaker 1: facts was in and everything pointed in the direction you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna make it. You didn't really messed up this time.
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  Speaker 1: Then I sat there and I just hung on to
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  Speaker 1: the hope. But man, that's what I'm saying. If you
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  Speaker 1: got a dream on aspiration of vision or something, when
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  Speaker 1: you fall off track and you want to go get
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  Speaker 1: back in line, God holds your place. See. He held
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  Speaker 1: on to that for me. He knew I was off
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  Speaker 1: tracking how the line, but he said, okay, here's where
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  Speaker 1: we stopped. You want to be on TV that when
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  Speaker 1: you get it together and you quit tripping and you
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  Speaker 1: come in your turn to me, I'm gonna hold your place,
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  Speaker 1: put your back in line. Then we're gonna finish the journey.
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  Speaker 1: That took me a lot longer to get here than
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to. But then it was necessary because I
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  Speaker 1: needed all of the mishaps to happen to me along
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  Speaker 1: the way. So when I got on the radio one day,
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  Speaker 1: which I did not see coming, Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show, y'all. That's why I say it every day. See,
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  Speaker 1: because of the radio show that I didn't see coming.
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  Speaker 1: Now I have stories to tell, I got experiences to share,
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  Speaker 1: and I can tell you about me better than I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you about anybody. And I haven't been through
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  Speaker 1: enough whereas relatable, where enough people can go. Man, that
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  Speaker 1: happened to me. Appreciate you saying that that's what it
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  Speaker 1: was for. See, I get it now. See at the time,
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  Speaker 1: though I didn't like what was happening to me. At
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  Speaker 1: the time, I was really in total disagreement with God
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  Speaker 1: on a lot of stuff he was pulling off on me.
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  Speaker 1: But in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 1: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 1: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 1: there indeed wrong. He forgave me. He said, because man,
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  Speaker 1: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
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  Speaker 1: for you that it's going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 1: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed up. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I did. I just got sick on me, good and
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  Speaker 1: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
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  Speaker 1: And then God started working And here I am today.
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  Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived yet? Nope?
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  Speaker 1: But guess what the journey is cool? And then you
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  Speaker 1: know what I found out. That's kind of what it's
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  Speaker 1: like in life. If you don't walked off the cliff
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  Speaker 1: in life, and you ain't got no God in your life,
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  Speaker 1: it's like not having a parachute. You step off the
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  Speaker 1: cliff and you just free falling. Now see we all
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  Speaker 1: now that fall gets you closer to the grave, right see,
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  Speaker 1: we all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 1: here a parachute. You're still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride. You guide, and you're glad, and you're softly,
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  Speaker 1: you enjoying your look around. You smile, You're meeting other
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  Speaker 1: people along the way. You're floating over here to skie
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  Speaker 1: a little while. You over there at the beach for
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  Speaker 1: a little while, you mess around over here, you get
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  Speaker 1: to go out the country a little bit on your
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  Speaker 1: parachuting all and God just helps your your descent appear
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  Speaker 1: more like a rise and then more like a euphoric fall,
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  Speaker 1: instead of not having no God in your life and
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  Speaker 1: you just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no core, You steady pulling, you hauling the
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  Speaker 1: whole way because you mess around with yourself and ain't
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  Speaker 1: let God come into your life and provide a parachute
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  Speaker 1: for you. I would rather have a parachute since I
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  Speaker 1: got to jump every day, than to not have one.
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  Speaker 1: God has been like a parachute from me. Ask me
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  Speaker 1: why where that came from? I can't tell you. But
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  Speaker 1: like I always say, most good things that happened in
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  Speaker 1: my life that I can't explain, it's usually him. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. Excuse me, this is just Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's about to begin, and you are now
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  Speaker 1: officially a part of it. Do not attempt to get
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  Speaker 1: off the ride. You are locked in. There is no
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  Speaker 1: way of getting out. In other words, folks, you're being
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  Speaker 1: held hostage. J Anthony Brown and Thomas Miles, you very
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  Speaker 1: familiar with this situation. Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve, Colin Pharrell, what's happening? What's up Steve?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Crew? I'm looking for Junior Morning up right here?
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  Speaker 1: And j Anthony Brown. Once that hammer comes down across
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  Speaker 1: that barn, comes down across your arms, you cannot get out.
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  Speaker 1: You locked in. Damn you and Tommy tom but yeah, everybody, Hey, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: what is happening? He remember that the TV show? Some TV?
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  Speaker 1: Oh and well it has begun. What the show show?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's the truth. Else we know the show. We
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  Speaker 1: just got here. What happened? What does he say you did? Now?
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  Speaker 1: We didn't even know? Man, what happened? You sounded like
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  Speaker 1: you had some insight insight phone, Well, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: broadcasting from Dubie. What's the whale fudo Ideah, boy, that's bawling. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: would you stop apologizing? It's okay, now say it again.
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  Speaker 1: Say it again, next the moon, say it again like
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  Speaker 1: you mean it. Well, okay, I'm gonna trash. I'm being excited.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't understand, but you don't. We can't take it. Well.
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  Speaker 1: But see I told you we're not doing that. No,
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  Speaker 1: not in the one nine. God is blessing you. So
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  Speaker 1: let's have it. Okay, it's a deal. I mean, dude,
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  Speaker 1: b Now we leave you and I'm doing the radio
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  Speaker 1: from him. Look at God around, look at my lord.
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  Speaker 1: Won't he do it? Baby? Do it? Juli. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to rewrite the song. I know you are around
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  Speaker 1: with your Jesus sandals on. I know you're doing it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: old Lord Duval, living your best life. I'm too sure
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  Speaker 1: to be tripping little business. It's mostly business trip for me.
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  Speaker 1: But the business trip is when they take you to
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  Speaker 1: dinner over here. It's different. You better stunt were Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we've never munched that off for you. I think for you,
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  Speaker 1: mister Harvey and missus Harvey. You I guess thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, Steve, So you're traveling. You always
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  Speaker 1: have a funny travel story. You gotta you gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: us one when we come back at thirty two after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, right after this, I know he's God. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show, all right. So Steve, before we
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  Speaker 1: went to break you told us you were in due
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  Speaker 1: by Oh my god, how exciting. Yes, but I'm supposed
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  Speaker 1: to not act like this. You know. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to in y'all snap me out of it. I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to safeguard it from the haters. But then Carlin said,
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  Speaker 1: we're not doing that in two thoy nineteen. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's you're blacked. Yes, okay, well, you know a huge
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  Speaker 1: part of it is I'm um, you know, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I asked God to uh increase my global brand and
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  Speaker 1: Pussano they started back with dough the what shall I
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  Speaker 1: call it? The miss universe faux Paul. Uh, you know what.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I made the mistake and said the wrong name, right. Uh,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: that was the beginning. My name had been Google within
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  Speaker 1: forty eight hours, four billion times, so I was world
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  Speaker 1: famous and even over here they know it for that.
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  Speaker 1: But it's talked about differently over here around the world's
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  Speaker 1: talked about what an honorable thing you did. And so
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  Speaker 1: it's just been increasing, yeah right, you know through Africa,
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  Speaker 1: and it's been increasing through the UAE. And so I'm
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  Speaker 1: being honored over here with the Links Award, which is
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  Speaker 1: the well congratulations they recognize. Uh, they're recognizing me for
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  Speaker 1: having the most global presence on television from the United
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  Speaker 1: States to Earth parts of killing. Man. I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: know I was this big in the UAE, but little
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  Speaker 1: big shots and family feud is so huge over here. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So that's when I got I'm getting award for that
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  Speaker 1: and I'm accepting it or Wednesday night, I gotta ask
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  Speaker 1: so money to your name. Yeah. Man, it's like it's
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  Speaker 1: like really really an amazing thing that's happening over here.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm at this event last night, right, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: this guy has been drinking a bit much, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: uh you know he already ain't from America, so you
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  Speaker 1: know my understanding of what he talking about it, but
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't he wasn't Muslim, and so he was talking
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  Speaker 1: to me and he said, suh suh, it's just you.
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  Speaker 1: I have always wanted to meet you. I said, uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I can tell you was slurring his speech a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. So I said, yeah, man, yeah, it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing it? Oh? I loved you in your movie,
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  Speaker 1: and so now I'm thinking one movie I did. There's
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  Speaker 1: been over him. He said, you were in Superman three.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me it's just you. So I said, now, you
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  Speaker 1: know I don't watch movies, right, So I'm thinking Iron Man,
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  Speaker 1: Terence Howard. I got the wrong superhero. I got the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person exactly. So seriously, so I'm saying, nah, man,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't in that movie. Man, you got me mistaken. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's you. It's just my favorite movie. I watched it
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  Speaker 1: when I was young. What are you talking about? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who in Superman? You know, I
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  Speaker 1: have no clue who's in Superman three. So I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: the dude. I said, nah, man, I wasn't in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You are hurting me. Oh it is you.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted picture and an autograph. I said, Bro, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a picture in an autograph or somebody? What
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking? It's in a movie that ain't in no
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  Speaker 1: damn movie. Down Then he said, what did you say?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I said, I ain't in no damn movie. He said
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  Speaker 1: why are you kissing me? So I got scared. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in another country, pull up any where they don't cuss. No, well,
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  Speaker 1: obviously he was on some other stuff. Oh god. So
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  Speaker 1: the lady that knew me that that arranged for us
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  Speaker 1: to come over, and she came over and said, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: what what are you doing? And he says, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: asking for a picture. She said, he's not here for pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Why why are you? Why are you drunk? And she
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  Speaker 1: just went in on the dude, and I felt bad
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  Speaker 1: for him. I said, no, no, he no, you are drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Here's our guest gets away from him. Are you still here?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you still? Are you still here? So I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I've never been to prison out the country before, and
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  Speaker 1: I already know my lawyer don't work over here because
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  Speaker 1: he ain't got no don't degree to practice law be here.
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  Speaker 1: And even though he's standing right over there, he's drinking
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  Speaker 1: right now, so he don't know. They don't fit to
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  Speaker 1: go to jail. And I just still that man. That
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  Speaker 1: lady ran that dude off, and then he hooked back
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  Speaker 1: around and said, you were not in the movie. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: Well hell no. I tried to tell your ass I
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  Speaker 1: was never in the movie. Yeah he came back, So
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  Speaker 1: you were not in the movie. Huh. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: told you a when you was open. Okay, So, y'all
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  Speaker 1: who was in Superman three? Richard, Richard Pryor, Richard Okay,
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  Speaker 1: my wife told me, Yeah, you didn't believer he no,
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  Speaker 1: So I thought, she says, no. I thought he just
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  Speaker 1: we were in the car, she says, Steve, he thought
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  Speaker 1: you were Richard Pryor. And I said, I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: Richard Prye was in Superman. Yeah that's a good mistake. Though.
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  Speaker 1: He made a good mistake. Yeah, you look like it
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  Speaker 1: looked so much alike. He could have done you Crawford,
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  Speaker 1: and that would have been fact. The fact that he
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  Speaker 1: didn't know Richard does not hear anymore the problem. That's
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  Speaker 1: the problem. And didn't Yeah, because you did commercial this time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I love I love the image flight. It was
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  Speaker 1: seven whole different level that premium class on image Man.
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  Speaker 1: It was like it's like Baller. They have badge and everything.
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  Speaker 1: You can take a shower. You can take a shower. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can take a shower. Yeah, you can order a shower.
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  Speaker 1: So an hour before I land, I ordered my shower.
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  Speaker 1: I just went off took a shower. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's it's another level of flying image. It
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  Speaker 1: really is. All right. Well, thank it's hid now, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for that. God is good. Coming up next more fun.
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  Speaker 1: Run that prank back with the nephew right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to coming up at the top of the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: hour and entertainment news. Chance the rapper is Chance the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: husband now, isn't that cute? And Whoopie Goldberg's absence from
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: the view is a dude too severe healthcare? Um, but
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here. Would run that prank back?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: You gotta put them together. But cheeks, let's go, baby,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: that's the name of it. But cheeks, don't breathe hard
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: on my prank. Don't breathe huff, but cheeks here it is. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Carmen. Miss miss Carmen. Uh this
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: is an uh my asks can I'm the principal at
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the high school where your daughter goes. This is mister Porter. Porter,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm fine? Is everything good? Yeah?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right correct, Okay, Okay,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I want to make sure I'm you know, we got
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: so many kids with the same names. I wanted to
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: make sure I had the right person. Um, So here's
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: the issue. You say your name was Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: What were the problem we're having here at the school
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: is I don't know if you are aware of it,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: They're they're complaining about what she's uh, what she's wearing.
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  Speaker 1: What your wife is wearing? Yeah, what she's wearing when
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: she drops the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: skimpy and and her butt cheeks, her butt cheeks are out.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if she's I haven't actually
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: seen her, but I've been getting these reports from h
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: We've been getting that's a little strange to me. I'm
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: typically at work. Uh, I mean, I don't know what
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: she's wearing. I'm I'm gonna have to talk to her
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: later on today. Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is, uh,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: But what I wanted to do is get her to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: come up here so I can see what she wearing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You know, No, no, no, I think I got this
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: handle due I can take care of it. Well well, well,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be better for both of us,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: like if I was able to see her uh in
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: the and let her look look player, look, look, I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: got it, my daughter. This is not even really concerning
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: my daughter. This is uh you know, this is this
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: is above that. Take Radelet let me handling. So um,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you know, you know my daughter going to the the principal's
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: office is one thing. I'll be on top of that,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: but I'm definitely gonna be on top of this. So so,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: like I said, I think I got this handling right now.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there? Uh? Yeah, okay,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, is there anyway I can talk to her? No,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Like I told you, I think I think I got
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: this one. I can take care of this. Um. And
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: you know, my my thing is I've already told you
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that three times. I don't know we're really going with this.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: get the situation situation rectified soon as I can. Okay,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: but you don't you know, you don't need to you
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: don't need to see her, you know, talk to her
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: or not like being the principle here at the school, sir.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Uh Like I said, Um, you know, I'm just trying to,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you know, handle the school in an orderly fashion and
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: make sure that all things are taking care of around
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: here and we have no issues and no problems. So
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: what I play. You're not talking to my daughter, You're
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: talking to me. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm a husband,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a father. I'm telling me when I tell you
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  Speaker 1: I got to handle, I got a handle. I understand that.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: But I have to handle my school. Though. You understand
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: that I have to handle the school. I would drop
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: my door off myself. Okay, I understand that. What No,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, do I need to come up there and
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: talk to you? No, I need your wife to come
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: talk to me. I need to see what she'd be wearing.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I don't need to talk to my wife. Player. Do
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you have a wife, Yeah, I have a wife. Became
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: of my office. But what what what do you? What
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: do you? What are you? What are you talking about? No?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about that. My wife needs to
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: doing that. Okay, I need to see what your wife
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: be wearing when she's dropping these keys yourself phone. I
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: send your picture. Hey, man, a man, I think we
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: must have gone down the wrong street, but just come Yeah, no,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: we do definitely down the wrong bullet on this one. Player. Okay,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: let me let me just make it very clear to you.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: My wife you're seeing in the office and all that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe we can't come up to you to morrow. It's
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be me and her. No, he's not coming up
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: to the principal's office. You don't need to do it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: But we don't have a problem with you. We just
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: need her. I just need to see you. You're gonna
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: have a problem with me if we keep going down
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: this road right now, okay, so so bro so, It's
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: okay for her to have her butt cheeks out when
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: she dropped the kids off, But as soon as I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: want to have her come out of office for a
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: meeting about this situation right now, right now, you he said,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you claiming her blood cheases out like seases out right now,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You out of pocket? Okay, No, it was out of
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: pocket when she pulled up and got out the car
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and her butt was out of pocket. That's when it
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: was out of pocket. So so what you can't do, Nate,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: is be mad at me by what your wife then
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: put on and wall up here to the school. Look, man,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm I'm gonna do what I gotta
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: do on this on this end, your end is to
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: handle what's going on in your school. Wellever Denny, You're
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: not handling that end over there. So that's why I'm
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: stepping up as the principal of this who's saying I
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: need to have a meeting, a private meeting with your wife.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: So we heard and I can talk about what's she wearing.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: But man, I haven't told you several times coming up
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: there on her own, it's not gonna happen. So this
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: is where we at right now. You know what you're
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: not gonna happen? Say what? Say what you say? You
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen Tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there and
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: drop my daughter off to come see you. So you're
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: coming here tomorrow, absolutely, Okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay, so
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: are you bringing miss Carmen, which you don't worry about.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Who's with me? I'm not a telephone tuck guy money.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there to handle this right now because
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you out of But this is how it's going down.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: There will be no butt cheeks coming out out tomorrow.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: It's just gonna be coming out to car or some
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: real you understand. What's your name again? My name? I'm
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: port of the principle here all right. There'll be no
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: butt cheeks tomorrow. You will see me coming out the car. Okay, okay, okay, Uh,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: well there is there is a another issue we got
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: here on the table, and what is that? So so
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: miss Carmen as she told you about, uh, the conversation
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: she's been having with Tommy. Who is Tommy? So that
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: once again, so your wife ain't telling you nothing? So
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: she she hadn't told you nothing about her talking to Tommy. No, dude,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy? Okay?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: So so okay, okay, do you know? Okay, okay, cool?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him? Yeah? I know nay, nay,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen. Baby, Hey,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: at least he knows. Oh my god, wow, oh man,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something before we go. Baby, what
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio showing
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the land Steve Harvey Born and show. I might have
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: went a little too far. He got little you think.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I think I think he actually got mad. That's the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: purpose of a prank. Thank you, Jan go in. It
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: is the purpose of the prank. You gotta add too.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know understand. How can you believe the statement
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: he just made. I actually believe he got mad. Everybody
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: prank getting I've never seen a laughing prank. You need
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to hang up on that one night. Yeah, that one
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: didn't work out too well. I mean Pathes the Blues
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Jazz and Supper Club. I am sold out. It's two shows,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: one seven and one at ten o'clock and they're gone.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I will be telling jokes. I will not be doing
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: any jazz, No will I be singing any blues, but
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: there will be something in the building. Thank you for
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: clearing that up. Thank you for the man who his music.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I've lost it. It's just layal, he's on Jazz's his music.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Are you gone? I'm gone, man? You know that? What's
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: this a jingle? Involved out not my friend in the
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: words my friends, I'm not well. You know what. I'm
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: gonna company all of y'all. You know, I'm gonna I'm
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: gonna see if one each one to each and every
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: one y'all. And I'm talking about Junior, Jay and Steve.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Just one most show. That's what we're gonna call one mote.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: We're gonna call it one most show. Huh yeah, one
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: most show. You guys should because we went to see
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Jay and he's you still have it, Steve, of course
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you still have it. Junior, you never lost it. You
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: still have it. A nephew, this would be a phenomenal show.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Haven't you talk about it later? Though? We have to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: talk about it later coming up at the time of
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: the hour Entertainment News right after this. You're listening to show,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: all right, So Steve Chance the Rapper, we have to
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: say congratulations to him. Chance the Rapper got married over
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the weekend. Chance Rapper and his bride, Kirsten Corley, walked
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: down the aisle in Newport Beach. Um Us Weekly reports
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, they were all
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: among the celebrities in attendant. It was one hundred and
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: fifty people at the wedding. This is according to the
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Chicago Tribune. The couple were married in a private civil
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: ceremony last December. But they actually they walked right, So
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: that's good. You're right, that's right, great, yeah, yeah good. Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And then Steve, you're you're out of the country right now.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: But you heard that, uh J Low and a Rod
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: are engaged. Yeah. We gave her one million dollars, Yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: one million dollar cares. It ain't fish. Ain't even about
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: fifteen kids from the Stellar I think it's fifteen. He
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: bought a Kobe ring. It's beautiful though. The ring was beautiful. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: between eleven and fifteen characters. Yeah, you ever about eleven
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: carrots at the store? Jay, I ain't even seen it,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: never even Still, you don't cut up eleven carrots. You know,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: before earlier we were talking about you guys all going
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: out on tour team u J of course Junior and
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: of course you what did you say, tell me the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: problem the money, all the problems going to be the money?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: What do you mean because mufassa is always used to
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: take in the lion there? Oh Foster, you mean your uncle? Okay?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: What is your baby club? Now? Simba don't eat as
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: much as much as who? See? Okay, who y'all just
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: saying father, But we can't work it out because I
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: want to do it. I don't work it out because
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I want to do it. Yeah, you're no problems out
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: of me and Junior at all at all? How about
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: your team, Tommy? I say it was gonna be a problem.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: You say it won't be on my out of us?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. Well, if it ain't gonna be
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: a problem with y'all, who who is exactly? I didn't
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: say said the one out of us? No? See you
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: off team Tim? Yeah, that's not a team Tommy type statement.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Let me clear up what I said. I just didn't
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: want to feel okay, Okay, Junior, let me ask you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: a question, sir, just real quickly. It's four of us.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Just give me a percentage breakdown of what you like
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: to see it. I would go at my percentage. You
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: give me fifteen percent of I'm good, write that downright,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: fifteen percent? Go ahead? Well, what's she getting to write it. Jay,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: it's eighty. Man, I'm good. Whatever you give me, I'm good, humble,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: get stupid good percented. He didn't sik fifteen. He didn't.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: We gave him five. That's twenty eight, hey forty? Okay?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Can I say something people who don't win the lottery
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and get into a full right right there? I told
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: you problem. Right, you gotta leave on summer. He ain't
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: gonna want to do it. Okay, Man, all right, I
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: take thirty party. Okay, I'm thirty, y'all. Twenty you've got
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you've got the lions. Yeah, Well, if you getting thirty,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I want thirty two. I'm at thirty two, not thirty
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: thirty two. I have a feeling this is gonna come
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: back up during the show this morning. Got no money.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Look at the argue, Yeah, listen to Yeah. Take it
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: to headlines, please, ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne trip, thank you,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: thank you, guys. Okay. The TRU administration says it's working
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: with the Government of Ethiopia to discover the reason why
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a brand new Bowing jet crashed shortly after taking off
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: from Addis Idaba on Sunday, All one hundred and fifty
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: seven people on board would kill and this is the
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: second deadly crash in five months with the same model plane.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: It's a seven through seven Boeing Max eight with the
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: White House spokesman Sarah Sanders to loves the administration's condolences.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: We extend our prayers to the loved ones and friends
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: and family of those killed in the tragic crash. At
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: least eight US citizens were among the victims. We were
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: working with the Government of Ethiopia and Ethiopian Airlines to
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: offer are all possible assistance. Some three hundred and fifty
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Max eights are in service around the world, including more
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: than seventy of them here in the US. Several countries
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: have grounded their Max Eights while that probe is going
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: on into what caused the crash. However, US carries for
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: now say they have no plans it's to stop flying
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: the jets, at least not now. Situation in Venezuela continues
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: to deteriorate, now Secretary of State Mike Pumpeo announcing he's
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: pulling out the last Romanian personnel from the usmbassy in Caracas.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Venezuela's now in a sixth day of complete darkness. No electricity.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: The lack of electricity has brought oil exports to a hall,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: closing schools, businesses, and affecting hospitals. President Trump has delivered
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: as proposed twenty twenty budget to the Congress. It's a
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: four point seventy five trillion dollars spending plan, deep cuts
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: for domestic programs, as you would expect. How Speaker Nancy
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Pelosi says she doesn't support impeaching President Trump because it
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be worth it. Democrats have chosen Milwaukee as the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: whole city for their presidential nominating convention in twenty twenty,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: and believe it or not, today it's Alfred Hitchcock Day.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they had an Alfred Hitchcock Day, but
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: here it is. It's an an trip. Now back to
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Stry
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. In political news, the Democratic National Committee is
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: looking to learn from the mistakes of the twenty sixteen campaign.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty convention. Get this, Steve. The twenty twenty
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Democratic Convention will be held in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Okay, yeah, well,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's traditionally a battleground state. But
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: remember back in twenty sixteen, Hillary Clinton did not even
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: campaign there at all. She didn't even go there. Wisconsin, Yes,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you know, taking them for granted, assuming she had it
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: in the bag already. Then Donald Trump narrowly won there.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That was one of three states that tipped the election
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: in his favor. Remember the DNC chose Milwaukee over Miami
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: and Houston. The convention will run from July thirteenth through
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: the sixteenth of next year. And yeah, next year election
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: is in November. Huh. And they couldn't get texts right?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: How many how many candidates that Democrats have so far? Twelve? Yeah?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: What do you say? What you said? Just sixty three? Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: on a good day. But uh yeah. And the Republicans
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: are going to have their convention in Charlotte, North Carolina.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You know, they're trying to flip the script. The Republicans
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: are trying to call Democrats socialists. Now, yeah, so that's
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be something they got to work on. Now
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: it's only two Democratic candidates that are socialists that claims
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: being that's Bernie Sanders and somebody else. Even Elizabeth Warren
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: was talking about increasing the taxes on the rich even more.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: That's a dog fight. They're gonna be in with that
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: one man. That's gonna be a real dog fight. Well
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: check this out, Steve. Voters in Iowa say former President
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden is their top choice for president next year,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: even though he hasn't declared. Yeah, he hasn't declared. You
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: at the top of everybody list. Yeah. A recent poul
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: found that Biden was the first choice of likely voters
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: in the Iowa Democratic caucus Joe Biden. But it's not
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: all Biden. He has twenty seven percent of the tally.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Then Bernie Sanders came in second with twenty five So
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: that's real close, right there, only two percentage difference. And
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren Steve came in third. I can't
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: believe she's in front of Kamala Kamala. I can't believe
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Cory Booker, Kamala. It's like twelve candidates, twelve Democratic candidates
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: so far. I'm really worried about the perception of color
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: because after Obama, man, I just they are. I'm so
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: concerned about the perception of color at this point, especially
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the rhetoric coming from the White House. I'm concerned about that.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: But I want anybody except him to be president and
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: we have to do our part. Yeah, and pants, Pants
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: can't be vice president. Yeah no, he's worse. Yeah, all right,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four after the hour, Jesse Smallett's
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: attorney said, the sixteen count and died at charges our overkill.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to show. Okay,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: as we told you yesterday, a grand jury in Chicago
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: and died at Jesse Smallett on sixteen felony counts of
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: disorderly conduct for allegedly lying to police about being the
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: victim of a racist and homophobic hate crime. Jesse Smallett
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: and his attorney have denied the allegations against him. His
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: attorney is Mark Garrigos. Of course, call the indictment prosecutorial overkill. Okay,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: here any words you want to use or be fine
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: with me? We don't know. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: no, no no anyway, And they added this is redundant and
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: a vindictive indictment and nothing more than a desperate attempt
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to make headlines in order to distract from the internal
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: investigation launch to investigate the outrageous leaking of false information
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: by the Chicago police department. Wow, Okay, I don't know
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: what's going Here's my hope for this young guy, because
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: it's been a horrible mistake, a horrible mistake. Absolutely, if
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: you fight this, they're gonna throw the fuel fury at you.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: My only hope is he takes a plea, he learns
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: his lesson, he does community service, he goes on probation,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: and he pays a fine, jail time, does nothing. He's
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: angered so many people with this, and public opinion is
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: just shot because if you try to ride this story
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: out within two brothers that came forward with all this
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: damning information and buying these ski mask and all this hell. Look, man,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: come on, man, let's just let's just chalk this one up.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: We took a hit. You know, well, couple plea and
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: get on out of here. Pow your ass go to jail. Yeah,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: he goes to court on Thursday, Steve, so he'll get
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: a chance to do all of that. Um, you know
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that you just mentioned on Thursday when he has his
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: day in court. Okay, let me ask you all the question.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Can he is does he have a case? I mean,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: is he saying he's innocent of the charges? Yeah, he's
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: still saying that he's still proclaiming his fred but he
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: hasn't entered a plea in the christ and he will
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: do that on Thursday, whether he's saying guilty or not guilty.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: But but so far, he's saying that he that he
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: really did get jumped. Yeah, he's sticking to his story.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah see we got to Yeah. See, I don't think
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: that sticking to his story. I don't think that's gonna
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: paying out, man, because he's he's he's he's really ticked
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: off a lot of key groups. Yeah, and always know
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: that the prosecution is real close to the police department, right,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: they work together on cases for sure, trying to catch criminals.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: And now Steve, he has a great attorney. Now, you know,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Mark Garrigos is not a punk. He has a great attorney.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I wish Look, man, I wish the kid
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: well because he I think has been a whole apologize
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and move on. Man. But I don't I don't know
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: that you can win this one st it doesn't look
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: like it. I just don't know that you can win
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: this or sometimes you got to cut your losses and walk,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: you know. Look, man, he can go back to work eventually, yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I hope. So do you
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: think he's been blackball? Well? No, this is kind of
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: ugly right now, you know, so right now, But I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: think this country does that go eventually, you know, right.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I was young too, I made a mistake, you know.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if he can ride this one
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: out just based on what I know about the story.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I wish he was absolutely correct. I just don't look
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: like it. But yeah, no it don't. Man, on Thursday,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: we'll know. We'll know some of it on Thursday for sure.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: But as you see, as your jail house lawyer sixteen
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: counsel doll, they all need one. Yeah. Well, here's the
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: thing though, isn't there doubt though? If there's some kind
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: of reasonable doubt, if he says not guilty and this
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: goes through like we're saying, Steve, and it goes to
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: trial and there's a jury and all this, there there
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: might be some doubt already created. The two African boys
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: prove the thing who let me remind y'all of something
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you saw the ride m King tape. Yes, they won't
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: the jury. I'm sorry. The man choked the man out
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: on the side I walked he walked. You cannot go
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: to court with them peers. They gonna pick that ain't
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: gonna be your peers and expecting to see and feel
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: what you feel the doubt, I'm scared. Yeah again, he'll
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: have his day in court on Thursday. Now, coming up next,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: it is the nephew with the prank phone call. Right
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show coming up at the
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Guys, right about four minutes after,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter for today, subject I'm looking forward
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: to living in my car. I'm looking forward to living
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: in my car. But right now it is the nephew
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got next?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Truck driver exchange, truck drive exchange, let's run net red neck?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Come on Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin. Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: this is Franklin. Franklin. How you doing? This is Roosevelt
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: giving you a call from Human Resources. Hey, what's up? Rose?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: What could I do? All? Right? Man, I'm calling you
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: from Human Restores. We'll trains the partners. Where you been here?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: You've been driving trucks for us for quite some time. Now,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: what do you you? Six? Six six and a half
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: years right, now. Man, I'm eight and a half years,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: two years short, baby, Okay, eight and a half year.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: How you doing, man, I'm good man, enjoying this road life. Man.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I love working with you guys. Man, the benefits is there.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm supposed to get a call from me.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, hope everything. I'm sure you're on
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: the road right now. You're probably driving. I wanted to
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: give you a call and is this a bad time?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Can you talk right now? Yeah? I actually told ope,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: but man, I had to get something to eat. Man, Okay, okay,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: so listen, let me tell you what's going on here
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: with what GTP. What we're doing is we are doing
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: some job exchange. And some of the drivers that we
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: have have been pulled out of a pool and some
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: of you guys are gonna be actually driving in different places. Now.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: So for the next six months, within the next thirty days,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you're Franklin, You're gonna be Um, You're You're gonna be
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: driving trucks in South Africa. You're gonna be or for
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: about six for about six about six months, you're gonna
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: drive in South Africa. Holda holda hold, yeah, listen, I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: ain't got no file in the South Africa. But y'all
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: rather smart. I'm not going on South Africa. I don't
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: come out a job in the right handside of the row. Man.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I love Africans, I love everything about Alrica, but I'm
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: not going I got a family out here in the
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: United States of America and you're trying to tell me
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I got to go to South Africa. Come on, man,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: what type of that you on? That? It's it's franquently,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: It's part of the job exchange. Just what it is, man, Okay,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you're always gonna change. Got going on? Man, I don't
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: want to be part of that job exchange. No, no,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to No damn South Africa. This is
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: not happening. But this is just listen to the truck
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: six months and you'll be back in the States. Okay,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: let me say this a National geographic program y'all got
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: going on? Man, I don't know what y'all got going
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: on at y'all calling me. I'm in the middle of
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'm talking like trying to eat me a cheeseburger from
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: being on the road or one night, and you're talking
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: about sending me to South Africa. What type of you on, man,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: it's some foreign exchange program y'all got going on. I'm
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: not being part of this. You pulled my name out
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: of pool like it was a su suitor. Come tell
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: me that I'm up to be jobbing in South as.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: This must be a joke, you know, No, I don't
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: know not so this is a good thing, though, Franklin,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna like it, and I know it's
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: not a good thing. What are you tell me it's
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: a good thing. I got wife and kids, But I'm
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? South Africa? Do
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: they even have roadways out there? I'm not gonna SOUTHCA?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? You're not here? I'm not I'm not
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: hearing this correct, brother, I'm not hearing this correct, mister Roses.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Though I don't South what okay? I can't playing just
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: telling me South Africa? Are you serious? Okay? Let le
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: frank and hear me out here. Mant me like I said,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: they pulled names out of a pool, and you and
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: about fifteen other guys are gonna be going to different
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: parts of what type of pool you pulled it in?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: You better be put me back in the shallow point.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: You're going to the deep end pulling man, get the
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: fun girl. I'm not going to South Africa. I am
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: not gonna Southrica. I don't know. I'm not taking on
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: malarious shots, so I don't even gotta passport. You want
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: me to go to about that point, well, listen to me, Franklin.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get you all the shots you need within
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: the next thirty days, so you'll be shut to go.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go around go to South Africa
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: and Trump won't let me back in the country because
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: of y'all. My off right now, I'm not going to
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: South Africa. It's a job exchange, Franklin. Okay, let me.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Let's type of job. So what what we exchange it?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: You're bringing South Africans over here and then you're bringing
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: me up with it. Y'all around leave me. I'm not
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: going my wife, it's not going to be happy about this.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not going my like someplace, babook. Can I tell
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you this that your salary actually doubles the six months
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: while you're older there. Don't try to don't try to
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: tell me about that South African dollars or American dollars?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? Don't try that American dollars, Franklin, Franklin,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: it will be American dollars. I'm not going to know
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: South Africa. I am not going that. Of fact, it's
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: my last day and the bro y'all could come pick
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: up this brig and talking like because I'm not going
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: to South Africa. I don't care how you spell it
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: or you say it. I ain't going. Okay, Okay, Franklin, Listen,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you've been into Country Company eight eight plus years, and
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you you are obligated. You've been
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: chosen out of a pool. All you have to do
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: is six months. You're gonna get paid double. Your family's
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be fine, You'll be back. I obligated to do,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: but driving truck like I do everything day, I'm not going.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You can't tell me about being obligated. Let me tell
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you what I'm obligated to you. I'm obligated to the truck.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I'm forced here and try right for your human resources
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: window because I ain't going to South Africa. And I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: keep telling you that I told you that since you
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: got in the damn phone. I ain't going nowhere. Okay,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: but but but but let me ask you something Frankly,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: you've been here for what it's for eight some years. Man,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: you don't you don't want to continue your job here
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: with the company. I don't give a about this job
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: right now, trying to send me overseas like you're setting
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: me up from them. I ain't going out of fact.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Let me turn this truck on right now. I'm coming
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: down and see you. Mister Roses o't okay, hold on?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Uh do you know? Jermaine? Yeah, I know. Really, what
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: do you gotta do with it? Okay? Let me go
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and don't say this. Frankly, This right here that you're
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: talking to is nephew taught me and your boy Rivers
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: got me the planking phone called you. You just got
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: pranked by your boy, Jermaine Rivers. Oh that wait till
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I see Rivers. So you ain't no roads ago and
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to go to South Africa? No God,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: oh man, this is nothing. Man, I'm just listening to
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: He's on the road or Rivers? You want to play
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: with us? I want to put some sugar in your trunk,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: all right, Franklin, before we live, man, tell me this.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the lands. The
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all feeling me on the tips?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Love truck driver. Yeah, we
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: take a truck driver from here, from here you United
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: States America? Yea, and we exchange him in Africa. You understand.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: He goes over there, drave he ain't having it though
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: he didn't seem like he really want to go with.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Its just not a good time. It's not a good time.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: You know how to get the worst out of people, Nephew,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: you really do. Working on I'm working on a new cut. Call.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Tell me what y'all think about this hill road tripping,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: road tripping, road tripping, a prank CD called road trip
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: because everybody telling me that they always listening to my
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: pranks when they on the road trip, you know what
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So when they're going on vacation, they got
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: these long drives, they got a good idea, not a
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: good idea, okay, because the majority of people are not
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: on a damn road trip listening to youc. I think
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be listening to it anyway though anything, they're
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: gonna not listen to it because to the type okay,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: prank CD. No, Steve don't give up. That's not how
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you mentor people. One mentoring session you through what is
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: when your patient unsuccess. He just asked the question, I
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna listen to me. Let that go. You can
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: come up with a name that's more indicative of your
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: your massive listening base. You're huge with your pranks. You're
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: the king of pranks. It has to be something. Majority
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: of people ain't listening to your pranks on the road trip,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: just a vast majority you hear from people doing that.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: But you know, I like it. All right, thank you,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: thank you, Uncle Steve. Coming up next, it is today's
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subjects. I'm looking forward to living in my car.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get in the driver's seat of this one.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to morning show. All right, guys,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey f M
• 54:59
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• 55:02
  Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: this one today and hopefully helps one out with some advice.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Burgle it up, Hold on tight, we got it for you. Here.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. All right, Steve, you have
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: to listen really closely to this one, as you always do,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: because I'm sure they're gonna want your help on this
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: one subject. I'm looking forward to living in my car,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: right yes, Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a working female
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: that's ready to put my belongings in storage and live
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: in my car because of the problems I'm having in
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: my apartment. I constantly live with noise above me, next
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: door to me, and across the hall from me. Above me,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: people are dragging things across the floor, stomping and playing
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: music all day and night. On either side of me,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I can hear my neighbors arguing and having sex until
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: three and four in the morning. One of my neighbors
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: has a big dog and he runs up and down
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: the hallway all of the time. My apartment management company
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: said there is nothing they can do about what goes
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: on inside residence apartment, and I'll have to stay there
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: until my lease is up. I work two jobs, and
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I have to be up by five am each morning,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: and it's hard to get up when you haven't had
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: quality sleep. All night. Since nothing can be done to
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: make my experience living there any better, I'd rather live
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: in my car and save over twelve hundred dollars a
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: month that I pay for rent and utilities. I don't
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: have any friends or co workers that I like enough
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to stay with, so I'm looking forward to being on
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: my own. I think it will be a fun adventure
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: for a short period of time and a good way
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: for me to save money so I can get a
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: nicer place, maybe even by a house. So, Steve, here's
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: your part, Steve. So, Steve, you often talk about your
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: experience when you lived in your car. Besides the obvious
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: safety risks, do you have any advice for me? I'm
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: not crazy and I only plan to do this temporarily.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts? M Cool? All right, Okay, well
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: this sounds crazy. I know you said you weren't crazy,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: but this does sound crazy. And my solution is very
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: very simple, because I don't think you should live in
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: your car. I mean, you know, you got to think
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: about these situations. You're a woman, You're gonna need the bathroom,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you need your privacy. You know. I understand you want
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: to save money and all of this, but maybe you
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: can stay in your apartment and go about saving maybe
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: not quite as much as you thought you could in
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: the first place, and that you were planning, you know,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: and you mentioned the safety factor. Of course there's a
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: safety factor. You're leaving yourself way too open here and
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: way too vulnerable. Yes, that is a major factor. So
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just you know, I said all this to say,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: and my answer will be very short because I know
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: you want to hear Steve's right now. You gotta get
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: yourself she said it so Steve you often talk about
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: it is right there in the letter. I just think,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: you know, like I said, my answer is going to
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: be simple. You should make a quick investment and some
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: really good ear plugs. Okay you have to do that.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Uh and uh put you know, put them inside your
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: ears so you can't hear things. Okay, you won't be
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: able to hear all this stuff. Get yourself some professional headphones,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the kind that we use that they block out all
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: the noise, all the sounds. There are things you can
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: huh why yeah, so you can't she can't sleep? Yeah,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: um uh, you know, get some professional headphones that block
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: out the sound, so so you can get your much
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: needed rest. You're much needed sleep. Uh. Listen in this building.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: If you don't want to live in this apartment, maybe
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: you can transfer to another floor, another another uh place
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: to live on the property. There are other things you
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: can do besides resorting to your car. People who live
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: in their car don't have any other choices. They don't
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: live in it because as they want an adventure. Okay,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: so that's why I said, Yes, this is crazy. No,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: you do that if you absolutely have to. You don't
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: have to in this situation. Steve, did you just suck
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: your teeth? Are you crazy? Question one? Question two? Have
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you lost your damn mind? Girl? What? There was nothing
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: in this letter that made sense to nobody listening. But
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: since you included me because you talked about this was
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: not an adventure, right, this fun adventure? What? Lady? Let
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: me start? Let me let me take this letter apart
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: from top to bike. I'm a hard working female, right dad,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: who's ready to put my belongings in storage and live
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: in my car. But you want to put all your
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: stuff in storage and go live in a car, you said,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: because of the problems I'm having in my apartment. Are
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: you listening to this letter? You're having some problems in
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: your apartment, meaning you have a front dough affront dot,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: you got windus, you got rooms, you can turn corner,
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  Speaker 1: you can stand up and walk around. And now it
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: is happening in the car. You can't stand up in
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: your car and walk. Let's start there. I constantly live
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: with noise above me. Oh so you think living in
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: your car ain't gonna be no noise above you? Listen
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: to somebody who lived in a car. So you don't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: like the noise above you? So now they make it
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: too much noise? How about when helicopters is above you.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: How about the sound of a crane working above you?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: How about the sound of tree leaves blowing in the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: wind above you. How about the sound of rain on
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: your rooftop. How about when it hails on your rooftop?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: See all these and sounds that's above you living in
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: your car. I constantly live with noise above me, next
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: door to me, and across the hall from me. Well,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: let's think about what's next dough to you, at least
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: the next dough on the other wall. What about them,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: cause that's gonna be pulling up next to you with
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: people in that you don't know what about when the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: police come up and tap on your window and keep
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: asking you are you okay? Steve? I'm just telling you
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: that's what happened. When you're homeless. You're living in your
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: car like there's gonna be some fun ass that if
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you lost your damn mind. People dragging things cross the floor.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: What you get across the flow? There ain't no flow
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: in your car. Crazy ass playing music all day and night. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: You better get used to this damn music all day
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: and night, because when you live outside, you ain't gonna
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: believe a noise. Whoa cow? Hold that thought, Steve. We'll
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  Speaker 1: have part two of your response coming up at twenty
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  Speaker 1: three after the hour's subject I'm looking forward to living
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: in my car, or as they say in La, in
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: my core. We'll be right back right after this. You're listening,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject I'm
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: looking I'm looking at living in her damn car like
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: because there's gonna be a fun adventure. She trying to say,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: set for twenty one hundred dollars a month, she gonna
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: leave her apartment, live out in a damn car. She
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: don't like noise Above her, Well, how about to sound
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: a helicopter, because that's what's in your car. Crane's working,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: that's what that hell hitting your rooftop sleep rain all
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: at the next dough? She don't like the noise next dough?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: What about when the noise pull up next to your car?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: What about when the police are knocking on your window?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: What about when trucks drivers knock on you when they
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: you don't care in that little man, Yeah, I'm fine.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: You're female and you're sleeping in the car. You're not
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: just gonna work. Then you send a bit talking about up.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I can hear my neighbors arguing and having sex to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: three and four in the morning. What you think they
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: do in the car next to you? But they argue,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: then they have sex. But they but people pull up
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: next to you in your car and get what they'd
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: be doing. A lot of people be arguing. They play
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: loud music when they pull up next to you, and
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: they have sex when they pull up next to you,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: But you in a car. One of my neighbors had
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: a big dog and he run them down the hallway
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: all the time. Lady, the dog is running up down
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: the hallway. What about when you get up out your car,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: and they any of them down. She didn't think about
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: any of that. Lady, I'm telling you that I've been there.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: This ain't what you want to do. My apartment management
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: company said, there's nothing they can do about what goes
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: on inside residence apartments, and I have to stay down
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: until my lease is up. I worked two jobs and
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: have to be up about five am each morning. Let's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: stop right there. The leasing agent can't do nothing that's
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: going on in that apartment. Right well, when you live
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: in your car outside, you can't do nothing about nothing
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: that goes on outside. A matter of fact, you ain't
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: got at least department that you can go talk to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: it about. You can't go tell it to the police.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: At least you can go down there register complaint. And
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: then she said and then she said, oh oh uh,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I work two jobs and I have to be up
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: at five am each morning. Okay, well let me tell
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you this him. When you get up at five o'clock
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: in the morning, now your ass got to find the bathroom.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: You have to go find one because it ain't one
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: in your car. So now you're up at five am.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: You got to go find a bathroom. Now you ain't
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: no man, so he can't just stand behind a tree.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: So now true, what are you talking about doing? I
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: got two jobs, make she said they. I haven't head
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: of quality sleep all night. How you think it is
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: sleeping in the car. You can't stretch out in your car.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I'm six two. I stayed balled up for three years.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: There is no stretching out. They don't make a car
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: walking lay across sideways. I used to put piles of
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: clothes in the back of my car up on You
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: know how the hump was in the car. I used
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: to put clothes to make it even with the humps.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I can lay down in the back on the floor
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: to try to get in the closer. Then I have
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: my foot up in the window. M hm. You know
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: how many times please to knocked on that one? I
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: think it's a body in the back sheet. Wow, No,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: it ain't a body. It's somebody. It's me. I live
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: him quality sleep. I'd rather leave in my car, say
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars. Lady, you're gonna be so sick of that.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You know how many hotel rooms you find the bottom? Yeah,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna say nobody because you don't understand what
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: it is to be homeless. I don't have any friends
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: or co workers that I like enough to stay with.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna have no friends or no damn coworkers.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: You keep coming to work and you ain't bathed anymore.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: You're not friends. You have to unate every day, every day,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: and you got to find somewhere. You got to bathe
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: and shower. You got to find somewhere rush your teeth.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I got news for your twelve hundred dollars. You're gonna
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: spend it in running your car because it's hard to
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: cut your gag your car because you need heat. You
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: got to run your car to hair he you burning gas?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Where you're gonna watch TV? You're listening to me? Are
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you gonna watch TV on your phonhone? Okay? When I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: wanted to watch TV, I had to pull up to
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: a circuit city and put up in a cir city.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dog, and look over that act TV
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: in the window. I watched TV out. Dog. You ain't
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: thought this out at all at all. And lady, where
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: you're gonna where you gonna pap this car? You can't
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: be nowhere near your job? Somebody ain't that she? Why
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: she peeing in a coffee cat on somebody tree line
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: right where you gonna pick up your male, where you
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: gonna rest, where you gonna close your eyes in your
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: car as a female and feel comfortable. Yes, that apartment
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: you got got a lock on the dog. Stay in
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: your apartment till the lease is up and deal with it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Do not take your crazy behind and live in your
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: damn car. And as you say, because it seemed like
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: a fun adventure, and fun adventure are gonna be You're
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be so sick of that a day three. On
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: day three, her last next to the last line, Steve,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not crazy and I only plan to do this temporarily,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: and that's why you will be crazy. Do you know
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: the most homeless people a lot of themselves and from
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: mental illness because people quit talking to you. And she
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: been sitting up in a car speaking to people. Anybody
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: been to speak back to me. You have no idea
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. You can't get sick in a car. Well,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: you're gonna go to the bathroom. And whenever you got
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: to go, you got to learn how to lock up
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: for real darkness. You you got to learn how to
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: lock up and go a day without going to the bathroom.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: You got figuring that out. Now you got to shut
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: your system down. You got the damn to be sitting
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: in your car and got to go to the bathroom
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: so bad with the number two that you black out. Yeah, people,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't held it so long where I blacked out,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: woke up and really had to find a bad People
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: don't choose to live in their cars. Lady, you ever
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: used the bathroom and rest stop that don't have a dope,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: just a wall next to the stall, and the wall
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: is right next to the latrie. You haven't you been
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: in there? Used bathroom? Ain't got no dough on it
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: like prison, stupid, hen ain't done that. Don't write us
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: no damn mope. All right, listen, email us your Instagram.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter. At Steve Harvey FM.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Now coming up in ten minutes, sports talk, antony o'
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Brown is going to the Raiders and David Irving from
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: the Cowboys quit over the NFL's marijuana policy. Why I
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: see that. Yeah, we'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown finally
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: got his wish over the weekend when he was traded
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: to the Oakland Raiders. It was one of the most
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: amazing NFL trades in recent history. Because Brown is a
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: superstar in the prime of his career. He was disrupted.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: The Steelers finally had to come to the conclusion that
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Brown was more trouble than he was worth. What do
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: you guys think, mustache? It's hard to take you serious,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: it really is. He can play a butt off, then
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: he's a great player. Uh, it's fortunate for him that
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: it worked out this way. Yeah. Yeah. The unfortunate thing
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: is all his boys standing around telling him what he
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: ought to do, that they ain't got his money, his life,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: and his career, his calling. The sad thing about it is,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: I want not the sad thing. I wish a b
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: would get rid of the blonde mustache, the one blue
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: wist in his hair, and the one white twist in
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: his hair. Because if you notice, he was on a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: lot of commercials, man, and they're not gonna put you
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: on them commercials. You'dn't done your last dance for pizza
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: hood all. He was doing really well with endorsements because
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: he's a good looking guy. And he's our ticking it
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: and he has a career. But this blonde mustask and
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: this other stuff right here, it's gonna cost him his endorsements.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Now that hunt with blind mustask, can you tell her
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: the same damn thing. It's just it's it's really I'm
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: happy for him because he is a great player. Uh.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: You know in his time at Pittsburgh was up. But
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: but was he more trouble than he was worth? You think, well,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: obviously it is because you can't have a disrupted figure
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: in the locker room, Okay, And you know when he yeah,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: he just had some problems and I think he just
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: let it always get along. Yeah, I think they let
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: it go too far. You know, started off you know,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: FaceTime and in the locker room while the coach was
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: talking on social media. And then you know, just just
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: is you know, a brat of a player sometimes but
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: incredibly talented. I've met him, nice guy man, beautiful dude.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: But I just for his endorsements. I wish he would
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: think about the integrity of his methods, which can cost
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: you a portion or your livelihood. And if you think
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: that you should go that route, you're sadly mistaken. And
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: so he's got to start thinking in terms of after
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: football what that could mean for him. But then Tonio Brown,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: great receiver. I'm happy for him. He got this guaranteed money,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: and I wish he would think about his endorsement opportunities
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: because it's some pretty pretty big money that that kid
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: is making. It's cute. I don't know what is. Surely
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: he's an outstanding Yeah, he's a bad boy, all right.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: So moving on. In other sports news, guys, Dallas Cowboys
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: defensive lineman David Irving uh says he's done with the
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: NFL and he hopes the league changes its policy on marijuana.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: This was an incredible story. Irving delivered his message through Instagram.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. So basically, guys, I quit, I'm going
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: to talk about a suspension and all this other nonsense.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: I'm out of there. I'm not doing it no more.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: You know, it's a lot of reasons. Okay, is he
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: high right now? Yeah? Okay? You know what he come
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: back down? Is he gonna remember what the hell he's
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: just saying? He was smoking right right when he made this,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: when he was done Instagram love whatever he got did,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: take that out the market, because that don't need to
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: be out there where he and the Weed League, where
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: you can quit. He just said he quit about Man.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Wait what, Junior, he gonna relieve his cell phone? Man,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: that's about it. Video games. You don't know what he did.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: He doesn't seriously again again, as I was trying to say,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: and he took a lot of flak for it. The
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: integrity of the method that you choose to go about
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: what you're going, if it comes at the expense of
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: your livelihood and career, you cannot put that in. So
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: his belief in marijuana is so strong that the method
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: he didn't chose to to to act out his integrity
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: is to quit. Okay, brother, now what And he he's
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: for marijuana ste but you also have to know that
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: he's against pills that he says the league pushes on them.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: He is for your wife and kids, your family, you
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: got you somebody you're taking care of. But you can
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: be against all of that, all of that, But you
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: want to smoke weed so bad that you're willing to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: do it. He didn't. He didn't learn from Ricky Williams. Huh,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: didn't learn nothing. He didn't see Ricky Williams go down
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: this path. He was just a big brother. But he
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: didn't win. He didn't win. Who did Ricky william Ricky
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Williams Tamar Okay, I don't know nothing about that. You
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: talk about his career, his football career. Yeah, this brother,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, and to be smoking weed on
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: you cannot put the integrity of your method. It's what
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I was trying to say, because I argue with somebody
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: for an almost an hour of the method they chose
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: to go about something. If that is your form of integrity,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: you cannot put that in front of your livelihood. But
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about with him in Stephen? I
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's about integrity. He is in pain
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: and the doctors want to put him on meds and stuff,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: and so he he he uses marijuana for pain manage.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's cool man. Yeah, so when you say integrity,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: that's a little different. That's all. Oh yeah, I know,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I know he'd rather use something natural and opposed. I'm saying, yeah,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, like that's your stance that you don't want
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: to be on appeals, you rather want to smoke where
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: But the method you chose was to go on Instagram
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: with with marijuana and quit. Thank you. Yeah, you're saying
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: because he chose in marijuana, that's okay, but you quit
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: your job behind. I don't get job. I don't get that. Well,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: he keeps getting drug tested, and Steven, he's failing to
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: trust keep and he keeps getting suspended, suspended, bro Come on, man,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: he's twenty five, Steve. Okay, well, oh yeah, all right, listen,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: switch gears here and do some comedy roulette right after this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we football, that's what we're doing. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steven Show. All right, Jay is here in his time
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  Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. Take it away, Jay, take flour subject
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  Speaker 1: put him on a wheelspot and wheel which that we
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  Speaker 1: do the damn thing. All right, that's about that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what do you got to say about that? What do
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  Speaker 1: you got to say? Steve? I didn't say anything, not
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  Speaker 1: what you're asking for me to say. All right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Here we go to subjects. Things you say
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  Speaker 1: to talk your way out of a butt whipping, your
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  Speaker 1: favorite lunchtime meal at school, duff you say to yourself
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  Speaker 1: when you're trying to lose weights. Oh, I've said some things, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: number four things you say when you're lost? All right, Bunnett, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I like it. Jay, let's go. Let's go, girl, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be talking to myself. What things you say to talk
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  Speaker 1: your way out of a butt whipping? Ok I want
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  Speaker 1: to hear. Yeah, let's go, jass, I go first. I
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  Speaker 1: go first. The classic, the very classic. This is the classic.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do it, no, mo Yes, come on, Junior. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's when I used the lat It wasn't just me,
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  Speaker 1: all of us was doing it. Yeah. Truth be told, mom,
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  Speaker 1: truth be told. Daddy, the one broke the dog, onna
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  Speaker 1: play one. They ain't had nothing to do with me,
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  Speaker 1: he told me, don't say nothing you you got a
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  Speaker 1: double bupon. Come on, Steve, I was not ever even
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  Speaker 1: in there. Wait, I just the one gonna get you
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  Speaker 1: a real bad bud whooping if you beat me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell grandma. Oh, all right, things you say to
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  Speaker 1: tuck your way out of a butt whooping, Junior goal Mama.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really want tennis right now, but
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  Speaker 1: I feel a crisis starting. He said it worked the
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  Speaker 1: hospital just as healthy. Oh God, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be the barrel of bad news. Don't huh, but to
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  Speaker 1: car already had it then on it. Things you say
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  Speaker 1: to talk your way Would you want me to beat you?
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  Speaker 1: Playing those guilt stream Mama? Mama? Would you want me
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  Speaker 1: to beat you? All right? Things you say to talk
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  Speaker 1: your way out of a butt whopping? Come on, jay Lee,
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  Speaker 1: don't beat me because of the lads, and you beat me.
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  Speaker 1: I had real bad night. Man, You're gonna have some more.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, junior. Thing you say to keep them getting
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  Speaker 1: the mama daddy having a found right away, Mama, look
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  Speaker 1: me in my eyes before you whoop, and just tell
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  Speaker 1: me what would Jesus jump? We were Christians? Mama, weak Christian? Christian?
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  Speaker 1: Must I thought y'all love me actors. Okay, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: beat me, but it's well you beat me. Could I
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  Speaker 1: just have a hood? Yeah? Things you say to tuck
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  Speaker 1: your way out of about whip and these are some
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  Speaker 1: good ones. Boy. Wait wait wait wait wait, you said
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  Speaker 1: if I made all as you leave me alone. You
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  Speaker 1: made you feel like if you did good at school,
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  Speaker 1: you were you. That didn't work, So, Mama, what this
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  Speaker 1: is about? This is really about them telling me I'm
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  Speaker 1: really not your son. That's belt Things you say to
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  Speaker 1: talk your way out of a mama. Well, I tell
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  Speaker 1: your brother that's pretty first, Mama, that's it right. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: here you go. I think you're mad because daddy loves
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: his job and you taking it out on me. Your
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: opinion things you say, keep getting the way mama, way man?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: What about your off writers? No, all right, Tommy, come on,
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  Speaker 1: things you didn't talk your way out of you do
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  Speaker 1: this right now. I got a baby on the way.
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  Speaker 1: You got a baby? Thank you? Say to talk your
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  Speaker 1: way out of a whipping Close it out, Steve, have
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  Speaker 1: we not learned anything from slavery man? All right, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: all right, it's going down tonight, jas My boy, Michael
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  Speaker 1: Caryle will be in your boy. I'm getting nice. All right.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening show. All right, guys, guess
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: what it is? National Pancake Day? Oh yeah? Oh Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jay, because yeah you can. I'm de urban
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  Speaker 1: sugar free, sir. Yeah they do. They have sugar free syrup. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it ain't grid sugar free syrup. For what I
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  Speaker 1: want to say, up because it's sweet. It offers an
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  Speaker 1: alternative to the pancakes that sugar free? Sup got that
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  Speaker 1: after taste. I love pancakes. I love when I was
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: eating pancakes. If you don't if you eat a waffle,
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  Speaker 1: but because it's not Waffle Day, is that the same thing?
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  Speaker 1: Like now it's National pancakes, but use the same batter. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't ask me. I don't know. Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: we know, you don't know. But I love pancakes. I'm
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: not in the waffles, but yet the same mix. But
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  Speaker 1: it's something a little extra step, you know. The way
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  Speaker 1: I see him, I take each stack and put jelly.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably why I got that beat. He's right now,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: put jelly in on each layer of the pancake. Yeah, yes, wait,
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  Speaker 1: what you say exactly why he typed two? Right? Because
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: he took up jelly red wow, and then put syrup
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  Speaker 1: on that, as I found out, not that jelly and
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  Speaker 1: syrup with a side of pancakes. That's crazy, right, there's
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  Speaker 1: the worst. What did he do? S I like blue Beard?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: Just better gas each pegcake. I'm telling you, man, I've
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: seen him put so much butter. He gets full butters.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Puts the butter between each layer, puts the eggs between
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  Speaker 1: the last two, puts the pancake back on top of
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  Speaker 1: the edge, then drizzles it in syrup. I'm talking about man,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: it's women in syrup. Wow wows dit? Yeah you eat that?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody should just come out the back and cut off
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: a foot because that ain't even right on your way.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Looking at that foot right now, that's a crazy right here.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen him eat some stuff. I don't like syrup.
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  Speaker 1: He puts syrup. Are you one of those colors you
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: don't like your food to touch? That's me. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not one of those. But I don't like sweet eggs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like syrup on my eggs, especially on Greens Day.
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  Speaker 1: That greens heales can't be running there where. That's oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My friend used to eat pancakes, syrup, eggs, sausage, uh, potatoes, catchup,
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  Speaker 1: mix it all together and eat that. I couldn't eat
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  Speaker 1: with her. I got a partner. I can't say his
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  Speaker 1: name because y'all knowing chops up all his food and
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: then stirs it together. Yeah, what a lot of people.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Every single meal, I can't. I can't. That's something I
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: can't do. His plate be looking like damn trash, and
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: it's so embarrassing because because when the way to come
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: back and go excuse me, sir, because it looked like
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: he didn't drop the food on the float and put
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: it back on the It messes the way you because
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: you know when the way to come back to the
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: table and go, uh, is everything okay? He come back
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: to the table every time and go is everything serious?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Everything okay, and just focuses on him and he'd be
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: just eating. Get mad. Yeah, I like my food like
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: this like a dog peel. But we eat with our
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: eyes too, So you want your plate to look nice. Yeah.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: When you see somebody overdo it, you go what is
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: wrong with you? Yeah? All right, we'll be back with
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show, all right, So Steve
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper, we have to say congratulations to him.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper got married. Over the weekend. Chance Rapper
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: and his bride, Kirsten Corley, walked down the aisle in
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Newport Beach. Um Us Weekly reports that Kanye West, Kim Kardashian,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, they were all among the celebrities in attendance.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: It was one hundred and fifty people at the wedding.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: This according to the Chicago Tribune, the couple were married
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: in a private civil ceremony last December. But they actually
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: they actually right, So that's good. That great. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: it would look good. Good good dude. Yeah. And then Steve,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: you're you're out of the country right now. But you
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: heard that, uh j Low and a Rod are engaged. Yeah.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: We gave her one million dollars. Yeah, one million dollars.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Cares ain't I ain't even about fifteen cats from the
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: stellar He bought a Kobe ring. Yeah, it's beautiful though.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: The ring was beautiful. Yeah, between eleven and fifteen carrots. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ever abought eleven carrots at the store? J ain't
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: seen never eleven six? We got up. Still, you don't
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: cut up eleven carrots. You know, before earlier we were
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: talking about you guys all going out on tour, Steve
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: U j of cour Junior, and of course you call
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: one motiblem gonna be Tommy. What did you say, Tommy?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: I said, the problem don't be Oh, the problem is
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: gonna be the money. What do you mean, because mufoss
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: is always used to take in the lions share. Oh,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: but you mean your uncle? He yeah, okay, what is
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: your baby? Because now Simba don't eat as much as
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: MS as who'll see? Okay, who y'all just say? But
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: we work it out? Well, I want to do it,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: work it out because I want to do it. Yeah,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: there'll be no problems out of me and Junior at
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: all at all. How about your team, Tommy? I say,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: was gonna be a problem. You said, won't be on
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: my out of us? Okay, that's what I said. Well,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: if it ain't gonna be a problem with y'all, who
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: who exactly? I didn't? I said it would the one
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: out of us? See you off team m Yeah, that's
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: not a team Tommy type statement. Let me clear what
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: I said. I okay, okay, Junior, let me ask you
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: a question, Yes, sir, just real quickly. It's for of us.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Just give me a percentage breakdown and what you like
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: to see it? Go right there? I would go at
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: my percentage. You give me fifteen percent? I'm good, right
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: that down right? Fifteen go ahead? Well, what's she getting
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: to writing? Jay? It's eighty man, I'm good. Whatever you
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: give me, I'm good. Humble he get stupid good percent
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: it he didn't took fifteen. He didn't we get him five.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: That's pointing eight. Hey farty, okay, can I say people
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: who don't win the lottery and get into a full
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys. We're coming back with our
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: last break of the day and Steve's closing remarks right
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Steve. Here we are,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: guys with our last break of the day. It's been
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: a good day, good Tuesday, fun day. We had a
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: good day, fun morning, amham, Oh great man start don't
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: thank you so much, y'all, love y'all. I can't wait
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: to come back in the country. Man, it is it
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: really it is? Man, And Bruce said, hey, un Steve,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: he said he would like to just say he would
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: like to call and talk to you for a second.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: You can propose the concert with you all four of
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: you guys. Don't know we need a bigger place. You
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: need a bigger place with the cut I'm gonna get. Yeah,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: we need I thought you didn't happen. I've been thinking
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: about it and talking about and what are we talking about?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: You guys doing a concept together, the comedy together. Okay,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Steve's coming back. Jay does his shows every weekend. Tommy
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: does his junior just left every week huh yeah, every
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: morning every day. A great show. Guys, we need the host.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: You the host. Now you gotta be the old you're
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: presenting us. Oh, I like it. Jay gonna go up
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: to Yeah, I need to have a meeting. Yeah, no, no, no,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: I like discussing it on when people can see what
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: I'd be doding reality radio. Steve, you always did like
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: to have all your meetings on the air, My goodness
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: always always all right. Before we get out of here,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I know you're gonna leave us with some parting closing remarks.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: You know. I'm broadcasting from Dubai, and I was thinking
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: about my life and how fortunate that it is, having
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: gone through everything that I've gone through, and to be
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: at this place in my life. It's just an amazing blessing.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: Nothing I have known that. It ain't been lucky, it
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: ain't been nothing. It's just been a blessing. It's but
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: by the grace of God, because he's just shown me
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: so much favor, allowed me to survive so many hardships
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: and setbacks. But he's done the same thing for you.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: I remind you of something that came to me a
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. When I think of all the
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: days that it looked like I'm not gonna make it through,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: when it looks like I just came and do another
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: moment of what I'm going through. I think about my
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: track record of surviving bad days, and so far it's
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. All of your roughest days, you survived
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: them all. Your track record for surviving rough days, everybody
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: is one. That's God's grace. With that in mind, and
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: I think about my life, I want to share this
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: with you. I just came up with it today. I'm
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: calling these to three ease. Number one. I want you
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: all to start exploring. I want you to start exploring.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Start going on the internet. Just explore. Just see what's
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: out there. Google destinations and places. Stuff you hear about,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: stuff you've heard about. Google stuff that you hear somebody
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: talking about that you know nothing about. Just explore. Just
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: go online, pull up pictures of hotels. You hear people
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: talking about destinations. You hear them talking about beaches, reefs,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: stunning sunsets, the all in America, the Grand Canyon, the
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: Niagara Falls, go out the country. Just google it. Just
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: just explore. The next thing I want you to do.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: I want you to expose. Your next eat is to
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: expose yourself to more things. Try something different at the restaurant.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Don't get the same thing every time you go. Try
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: different restaurants, go to a different place. Don't do the
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: same thing every year we go to the exact same spot.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Expose yourself to something different. Just just try it. You boy,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: say you got the same handstyle, change it. Just expose
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: yourself to something else. Ladies gonna do it anyway. But
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: just I'm talking about, man, go buy yourself something different
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: to where. I ain't saying you gotta spare more, something
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: more expensive, But go try something else. Or you know,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: I just love black, buy some white. Just try. I
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: always send my wife roses, send us something else. Think, man,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: think of exposing yourself to something different. That will lead
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: to your third e experience. If you explore more, if
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: you expose yourself to more, you're gonna have a different experience. Man.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: And life is full of riches. But in order to
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: get to the real riches of life, y'all, you gotta explore,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: and you gotta be willing to expose yourself to get
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: a better experience. You know, if you drive the exact
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: same way to work, in the exact same way from work,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: just one time, try different route. We'll see something else.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: Go out to a neighborhood that you can't afford right now,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: drive through, take pictures of houses, dream a little bit,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: expose yourself to it, Explore it, put it in your conscience,
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: ask God to give it to you. If you explore
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: more things and to try to expose yourself, your change,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: your experience and life for you could be a whole
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: lot richer. You should try it. That's my remarks for today.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: I am all right, all right, all the way from
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  Speaker 1: three ease, all right now like it, y'all have a
• 1:38:40
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• 1:38:45
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