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Sent the Wrong Text 03.21.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know y'all ball
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  Speaker 1: do me true good at Steve Hardy listening to me
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  Speaker 1: toach other for Stu bar quick please money, Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you join? Yeah? Yeah, by joy go with me, honey said,
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  Speaker 1: you got to use that turn. Yeah, you got you.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn about the turn you love.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn out to turn turn water wanter
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  Speaker 1: y Comy, come on your thing at it. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I shall will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show man. That's business too. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've been talking for the past couple of days
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  Speaker 1: because I've been rereading again the book The Secret, and
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  Speaker 1: I was saying the other day and I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to the TV audience also that it's the best book
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  Speaker 1: I've ever read outside of the Bible. I've read some
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  Speaker 1: great books, and so it's kind of a hard statement
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  Speaker 1: for me to make, but it is about the best
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  Speaker 1: book I've read outside of the Bible. I've learned more
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  Speaker 1: from the Bible than anything. I mean, I would be
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  Speaker 1: flat outline if I told you I didn't, And I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get people, uh to deal with this
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  Speaker 1: one thing, and that is the law of attraction and
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  Speaker 1: how you can start uh thinking your self and acting
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  Speaker 1: your way out of any situation. See, it's it's it
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  Speaker 1: really is true that a man is as he thinks
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  Speaker 1: that that piece of scripture is not um this is
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  Speaker 1: not that that ain't in there for no reason. It's
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  Speaker 1: very small, but it's so huge. It's so huge, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the way that I've been taught uh to apply
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  Speaker 1: my faith throughout my life and the things that I've
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  Speaker 1: learned along the way throughout my life. And uh, so
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  Speaker 1: many things are written that our guidelines for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: If we would only only just pay attention to it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, That's that's all we have to do to
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  Speaker 1: understand that God operates only on faith. You know that
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  Speaker 1: that's an amazing piece to get folks that he operates
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  Speaker 1: on faith. Yeah, he can only give you and award
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  Speaker 1: you what you believe. See, so everybody gets awarded and
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  Speaker 1: receives up to the level of their belief, which is
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  Speaker 1: their faith. Once again for the thousands, five thousands time.
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  Speaker 1: What is faith? Faith is the thing is the belief
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  Speaker 1: in things that you cannot see. That's the best way
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  Speaker 1: for me to describe it. That's how I was able
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  Speaker 1: to wrap my mind around it. There are other descriptions
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  Speaker 1: of faith, and probably people who can do it more eloquently,
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  Speaker 1: but in basic when you peel back to Banana, this
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  Speaker 1: is what it means to me. This is the interpretation
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  Speaker 1: that it is the belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: See it don't take a whole lot of faith. Okay, Look,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm running a race, and let's say it's one
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  Speaker 1: time around, how ever long that it could be miles
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  Speaker 1: yards whatever, it's one time around, and halfway around, I
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  Speaker 1: get tired. But at the halfway point I can see
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  Speaker 1: the finish line. Then guess what, I know that if
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  Speaker 1: I just continue on that right there, I win. If
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  Speaker 1: I just finished, I win. But I can see the
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  Speaker 1: finish line. So guess what. It makes it a lot
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  Speaker 1: easier for me to keep going because the finish line
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  Speaker 1: is in sight. What makes the great runner, though, see
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people can do that, but what makes
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  Speaker 1: the great runner is the person who is running and
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  Speaker 1: cannot see the Finnish line, but runs with the hope
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  Speaker 1: and aspiration that if he just keep running, he gonna
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  Speaker 1: get to the finish line. That's where you got to
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  Speaker 1: get to see. That is the person that exhales, that
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  Speaker 1: goes beyond the realm of ordinary and gets into the
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  Speaker 1: realm of extraordinary. When you can get your mind to
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  Speaker 1: believe in in something that you can't see, that's when
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  Speaker 1: you open up the possibilities that God has for you. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you're operating only on what you can see in
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  Speaker 1: your mind, and then it's gonna be limited. And but
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  Speaker 1: that's where you will be. But if you expand your faith,
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  Speaker 1: if you expand your belief into I believe that God
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  Speaker 1: has so much more for me. I believe that God
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  Speaker 1: is gonna give me this life of abundance. I believe
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  Speaker 1: that God will take care of me. I believe that
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  Speaker 1: no weapon formed against me should prosper. I believe that
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  Speaker 1: I can walk through the fire and I will not
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  Speaker 1: get burned. That that's that right there. That's that's that's now.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're talking something else now, folks. And if you
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  Speaker 1: can get yourself there, then you open up yourself to
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  Speaker 1: some amazing things from God. That's how you get an
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  Speaker 1: amazing life. And I want to say amazing life. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand I'm not always talking about money.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, God to put the right person
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  Speaker 1: in your life. God to bring the right situations around.
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  Speaker 1: He'll cause you to meet the right people. You'll be
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  Speaker 1: sitting in the right meetings. You'll be seeing sitting in
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  Speaker 1: meetings that all of a sudden that have substance instead
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  Speaker 1: of y'all just sitting there meeting, ain't nothing going on.
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  Speaker 1: He'll He'll give you new friends of of like mindedness
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  Speaker 1: around you, people that are going in the same direction
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  Speaker 1: as you. Somebody that you can share some thoughts with,
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  Speaker 1: that got some things in common, that know what the
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  Speaker 1: rough party is you're going through, because man, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: through the same thing. That's what I mean by giving
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  Speaker 1: you a wonderful life. Those are the things that make
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  Speaker 1: life wonderful. Not money. I want. I want to first
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  Speaker 1: tell you that am I against it, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Uh it's a very useful to money can be at times.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, that boy are Biggie smalls. He he never
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  Speaker 1: he never lied when he said more money, more problems.
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  Speaker 1: That that is a is A is A is a
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  Speaker 1: true statement if I've ever heard one. But guess what though, See,
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  Speaker 1: God also provides you to wisdom and understanding to deal
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  Speaker 1: with the new problems that arise, and he'll get you
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  Speaker 1: through it. But you've got to open up your mind
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  Speaker 1: to the possibilities of your life because God operates on
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  Speaker 1: faith and a man is as he thinking. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to understand that small scripture that's so big in your
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  Speaker 1: life people overlooked at. So you know you you you
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  Speaker 1: are what you've attracted to yourself. Lord, I'm sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of meeting no good men. Oh okay, so don't
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  Speaker 1: blame this on God. Now I want you blame this
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  Speaker 1: on yourself. Low, I'm sick of meeting no good men. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction works like this. The law of
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  Speaker 1: attraction doesn't work on I'm sick of that's that's what
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  Speaker 1: is that you're sick of what? I'm tired of meeting
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  Speaker 1: that meeting? What the subject that the law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: works on? What you put out off your transmitter was,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick and tired of meeting no good men. So
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  Speaker 1: what you attract to yourself is more no good men
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  Speaker 1: that you can be sick of meeting. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: think it works like the then I'm sorry, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and and and and here's one thing that the book
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  Speaker 1: says clearly about the law of attraction. It does not
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  Speaker 1: matter if you believe it. It doesn't matter if you
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  Speaker 1: accept it. It doesn't mean if you've ever been aware
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  Speaker 1: of it. It doesn't mean that if you don't acknowledge it,
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  Speaker 1: it just goes away for you. Know, it works for
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  Speaker 1: you anyway. It is the law of attraction. Break that down.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what it is? A man is as he thinketh
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  Speaker 1: Break that down now, so you can wrap your mind
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  Speaker 1: around this thing. So guess what. You got to watch
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  Speaker 1: and be mindful. There's a scripture that I do not
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  Speaker 1: know what it is or something like this, but it
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  Speaker 1: meant it tells you to be conscious of the words
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  Speaker 1: you speak. Now, I don't know the scripture. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where it is. I'm sorry that I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: all that. I know it's in that or and I've
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  Speaker 1: heard it. And when I heard that, I went, wow, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's powerful. But you got to be conscious of the
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  Speaker 1: words you speak. Kay. See, the words you speak are
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  Speaker 1: usually what you're thinking. So if you speak it into existence,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what you think. That's what you become a
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  Speaker 1: magnet for. No good man. I think I gave you
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  Speaker 1: this example yesterday, and I repeat it. Lord, I want
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  Speaker 1: to get out of debt the law of attraction. Here's
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  Speaker 1: that And guess what it is sent to you more
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  Speaker 1: debt for you to get out of, Lord, out of
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  Speaker 1: I k ever get out of this debt. Guess what
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction does. It attracts more debt for
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  Speaker 1: you not to get out of. When are we going
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  Speaker 1: to stop saying it that way? If you make a
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  Speaker 1: simple change in your life and simply say I am
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  Speaker 1: going to live a life of abundance. Well, if you
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  Speaker 1: have abundance, don't that mean you have enough? Then guess what?
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  Speaker 1: You will have enough to pay off people you owe.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's a great thing about it, man, It's it's
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  Speaker 1: such a small tuning of the mind, tuning of the
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  Speaker 1: speech pattern. Stop hanging around people, ain't talking about nothing,
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  Speaker 1: always talking about people and being negative people that talk
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  Speaker 1: about people. They ain't going nowhere, man, no where? Okay, alright, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you give me. Thank you. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: my jam right down, man, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: it is. I'm all the will wake gook weak gook
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  Speaker 1: weak cook weave. Okay, we're up. Let's get to it.
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  Speaker 1: Top of the morning, baby too. Yep. Everybody in a
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  Speaker 1: good mood today, Junior Absolutely morning, Hey, good running. What
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  Speaker 1: the president do now anything? I'm just scared. All you
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  Speaker 1: have to do is go to sleep and wake up.
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  Speaker 1: It's something his approval rating is down there, saying you
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  Speaker 1: think to to to one of the lowest points. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your faith, Yeah yeah, people are losing faith. Huh and him,
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  Speaker 1: I think tomorrow when we wake up. Uh huh. What's
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  Speaker 1: Russia going on now? For sale? He does, You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say it, I'm talling Russia or China. Wanted to a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people want to look like his daughter though, Ivanka.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she's influencing a lot of plastic surgery around
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  Speaker 1: the world. People think she's beautiful and they want to
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  Speaker 1: look like her. Yes, m hmmm. Number of American plastic
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  Speaker 1: surgeons reveal that. So when you and Carla going in,
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  Speaker 1: she you know, she had worked down herself. So people
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  Speaker 1: like the way she looks. Yeah, I would have to reduce. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta take a lot of shut him go. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go, y'all gonna get mad at him. I got
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  Speaker 1: the trunk. Y'all got that trunk. Y'all got trunk. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you done? Yeah, get it all out. They don't help,
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  Speaker 1: but remove will dude now, but they have but lowerings
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  Speaker 1: to have, but lowering him saying it right now to
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  Speaker 1: get on this every day though, every day one. It's
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  Speaker 1: so unusual though, No, no, surely you did this, yes,
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  Speaker 1: because we weren't even on Tommy, but Tommy got on
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  Speaker 1: y'all about y'alls. But so, yeah, that's so inappropriate. I
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  Speaker 1: know it is, but every yes, yes, it inappropriate. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't know, and you don't know that you have butts,
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  Speaker 1: we all have butts. We're just discussing your butt. What
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  Speaker 1: is it you man? Would you like it if your
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  Speaker 1: wife call workers talked about the size of her but
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  Speaker 1: oh oh she did. Nobody to be talking about her.
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  Speaker 1: In the words of Jermaine Jackson, let's get serious. What
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  Speaker 1: you're saying about you. I brought jer Maine. Hadn't take
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  Speaker 1: that Lamborghini back then, miss Jack and tell me him
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  Speaker 1: he came back down anyway, got off this butts up
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  Speaker 1: to focus. Did you hear what I said? Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear my question? What I said? How would you like
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  Speaker 1: it if your wife's male co workers talked about the
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  Speaker 1: size of her butt? Yeah? What I didn't hear you? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Tosh? You would jump on me? Not? I
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  Speaker 1: was just saying it's inappropriate. Yo was hunting to jump
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  Speaker 1: on my shirt? Yeah, I'm talking to me. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: they do, I got all my money on Tosh and Nest.
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  Speaker 1: You have no faith? You ain't got no faith to God?
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  Speaker 1: Not whipping too grown media any way. I just see
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  Speaker 1: my point now in that field, I even if we
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  Speaker 1: weren't married though, but still in it. Pro Yeah, you think,
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  Speaker 1: and I think I think we can talk about yours. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I think the ladies on this show are absolutely fabulous
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  Speaker 1: and for you, Tommy Tommy to come to that turn
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  Speaker 1: them into ornate objects here and I get you and
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  Speaker 1: represent Oh, you better watch what you say, sir. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the very one who had because you're gonna say something
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  Speaker 1: ignorant this morning. But we get out of here. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're banking on it. Oh my money's on that. No
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  Speaker 1: matter what I say, when they get on the internet,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be different. Come on, what is it
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  Speaker 1: that you're saying on the internet? What? What? What are
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  Speaker 1: you saying? That starts everything? All of anything said evidently
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  Speaker 1: of somebody? What is it? I warned Snoop by wild Neil,
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  Speaker 1: you just told him to be smart about to come
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  Speaker 1: about to be smart? Then I said, then you know
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  Speaker 1: surely then when you said and respect the office of
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  Speaker 1: the Presidency, I said, you have to. That's because when
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  Speaker 1: you've given out advice, you gotta put it in a tone.
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  Speaker 1: Even though Snoop as an artist, I fully agree with
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  Speaker 1: his power, but they've taken that and turned that all
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  Speaker 1: around to now stevee and lost his fan base. And
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  Speaker 1: he don't man to hell wrong with y'all. They play
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  Speaker 1: differently here. It comes all kind. He lost his base.
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  Speaker 1: He's not the same. He doesn't bring up the issues
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  Speaker 1: on his show of What the President. He doesn't talk
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  Speaker 1: negative about the President. And I'm through. I'm through talking negative.
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  Speaker 1: I spent a year a year trying to get here.
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  Speaker 1: We Clinton elected on this show. We did everything yes,
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  Speaker 1: and the Democratic Party blew it and it's frustrating. So
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  Speaker 1: now I ain't entertain nobody else down business. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do the work that I'm put here
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  Speaker 1: to do, and that's to change these young people's lives
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  Speaker 1: and change them by the hundreds, by the thousands, and
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  Speaker 1: God will it by the mills. That's what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: and that will happen, in the words of Malcolm X,
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  Speaker 1: by any means necessary. Now, all right, Steve, let's leave
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  Speaker 1: it right there. We got you. When we come back
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  Speaker 1: from the break at thirty four after something funny, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be another right or wrong from the nephew and Junior. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're the judge. We'll be back. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Haw Thirty four minutes after the hour. Thirty four minutes
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  Speaker 1: after that, we're back. There is something funny coming up? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what what is? There? Is something funny? Uh? Probably another
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  Speaker 1: ignorant right. I gotta right or wrong. I want to
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  Speaker 1: drop on y'all. I'm just every just trying to be right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get through to here to Junior. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm not You're not gonna get through to me. Man, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I bet you. Everybody agree with me on this next one.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see. Yeah, with your mission, and gentlemen, we are
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  Speaker 1: here with another rendition of ignorant or not wrong or
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  Speaker 1: not right wrong. Okay, damn, it's such an even segment.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot the name. Okay, Dog, Now I promise you
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be on my side. If one synchronized swimmer drowns,
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  Speaker 1: ain't they all supposed to drown? Dog? Just think about it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I told Junior last night. If one
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  Speaker 1: synchronized swimmer drowns, they all have to drown. It's not
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  Speaker 1: part of the bit though I don't. Don't they have
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  Speaker 1: to drown together in the same way, Tommy, it's secret.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead on It's called what synchronized? What swimming? And
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  Speaker 1: when I'm drowned, women, listen to me. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: If one of them drowned, he no longer swimming. So
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  Speaker 1: his answer is off the team. That's worse. That makes sense. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: roberta drowned high ass is off the team. Now let
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  Speaker 1: somebody else drown and see what you be. But see
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  Speaker 1: if I see you drowning. Why don't gonna drown myself though?
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  Speaker 1: Because you're sincronized boy, But the person that's drowning ain't swimming,
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  Speaker 1: and we just we just synchronized drowning team to be
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  Speaker 1: a suicide. Okay, Can I ask you something real quick?
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  Speaker 1: We got a little bit more time. Can I ask
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  Speaker 1: you something else? This is where he hung up. Tell
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  Speaker 1: him there is no way in the world that Noah
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  Speaker 1: had woodpeckers on his art. Tell him, because that they
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  Speaker 1: would have put holes all in the art and they
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  Speaker 1: would have drowned. There's no way they would have win
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  Speaker 1: forty days and forty nights. There's no way he had
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  Speaker 1: woodpeckers on that earth. So where the woodpeckers come from? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because they don't had a car too. That's the question
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking. How did the woodpeckers getting because they weren't
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  Speaker 1: on the arc. There's no way they was on the
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  Speaker 1: because what if they were on their what they wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: put holes all in that art and they wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: made it forty days and forty nights like that. And
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  Speaker 1: this is when he hung up on me and not
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  Speaker 1: handling the problem no sense. Wait, where they come from
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  Speaker 1: tom they here, I don't know, they just weren't on
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  Speaker 1: the arc and Junior said they had a cocktoon, so
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  Speaker 1: they saw they came from somewhere. I need you to
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  Speaker 1: make a decision on this. It said, all the foul
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  Speaker 1: of the air and beast of the lad body in
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  Speaker 1: as pans. Then what oh, they probably had a woody
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  Speaker 1: woodpecker post. You don't win all they could just peck
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  Speaker 1: their little hards that. You don't think that boat would
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  Speaker 1: have drowned if they had a woody woodpecker post, which
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure God thought all of it. Everything, am
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  Speaker 1: I writer? Am I wrong? Everybody? Come on now? Nothing? Yeah?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I mean because God said everybody? So that's who at
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: the sharks then that I was gonna ask you all
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: about that, But that's okay. I can't argue with the Lord, Tommy.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not arguing with the Lord. I just know that
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: they would have put a hole all in that. But
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: but anyway, you're gonna run that prank back. I'm through
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: talking about. But I guess it safe to say y'all
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: would up on me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure about that.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're nice winners. Don't do what the others
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: want to do you No, no, all right, get ready
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: up next, it's run that prank back. The ignorance never
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: stops on this show, does it? What's overwhelming? You're listening
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show for the minutes after
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the hour, forty minutes after the hour. When we come back,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna run that prank back case you, mr, they're
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: always good d one of my all time favorites, of course,
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  Speaker 1: and tell them which one this one? This is the
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  Speaker 1: one that I used to do or this is study.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Everybody out there that gets offended by this, it's okay,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I used to study severely. Uh were sorry? Your fifth
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  Speaker 1: thinged back back? And hello, Hello, this this this letter
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  Speaker 1: from uh uh Barty Reynolds's Jason Jason. Now this this
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  Speaker 1: this is me, man, what's up? They got you down
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  Speaker 1: as a second dear. Hey, hey, hey man, I'm don't
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  Speaker 1: don't hire saying on my part, what's what? What's what's up? Doctor?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: You know, ain't nobody playing? You got uh your sister
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: name and she got a she got some part of
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: stuff she read. I'm trying to make sure she uh
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: uh good men. Look if you if you you try
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  Speaker 1: to make fun of me, dog, I could come down
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  Speaker 1: in with your ain't playing, man, I don't be causing
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  Speaker 1: for listening. I got a time time for that at
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody messed with you. I'm trying to make sure
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: y'all get the order? Did did y'all order U tables? Chails,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: marguerite machine and uh the table cloths? And then I
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: got wont one to two tents two tents? On on
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  Speaker 1: on here we we we were doing the party, and
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: we we got our your nick name, man, I'm gonay,
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  Speaker 1: so tell you nothing that I don't want to go
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  Speaker 1: on with the order with you. I got eight eight
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  Speaker 1: to the tables? Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, that's that's right. Okay,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Now hold up? What's your name? Money? Literallyally Lially Lenar
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  Speaker 1: and I'm with uh party Reynals're trying to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that we're trying to confirm the art and we don't
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  Speaker 1: let let's let whatever whatever your name is ill. Oh lord,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come down now.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: And if I I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask for
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: you and if if if you if you don't have
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: no no, no, no speech impentiment I'm I'm obviously, I'm
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: just I'm just let you know, all right, I got
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: hold up, don't don't, don't, don't cut me off, don't.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I got that on the table. Now go here with
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the daughter. Now, yeah, we are, we are the tables
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: and the chails. So no, no, she got uh she
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: got eight tail per table, eight tails to go with
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  Speaker 1: each table. Okay, so sixty fold okay, hold on, I
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: think she she she got the all the paper right here. Well,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me see right right quick, all right,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you say eight a table tail to the table. Okay, yeah, ahead,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: s sixty fold to tails right, you me see eight? One, two, two, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: now I got I got a margaritea machine. Hi, how
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: many was your supposed to get? For the for the
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Mumm margarite machine? We got to to dare you're you're
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you're where's the man? And see two? You know like
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: you keep keep keep going. Now, y'all got uh the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: table close to right? Yeah, the table cloths on every table? Yeah? Okay,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Now y'all got tents? So uh how many tents it's
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: sposed to be? I don't, I don't know. It just
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: needs to just say tents on here? How many many
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: tents y'all y'all knowne not not normal to go with
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: probably with with this minute to the table. You're gonna
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: need about uh release uh uh, you're gonna need about
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: to delete three tents. You want me put it out
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: for three? Not now put it put the dot for too, man,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: because because I already know these these these these boo
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: booe women in my my family all, I'm ain't gonna
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be outside no way. Okay, there's still two put
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: two down now, two tens, okay, cool? Nah, I got
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: eight tables, I got six folk chairs to to my
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: reeve machine. Uh table class on all of them, and
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: two tents right for fried right right right? Nothing due
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: to drop off. Gonna be Friday, Friday, yeah, okay, somebody
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be there. Get yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I'm gonna
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: be here. I got laid off, I ain't got nothing
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: else to do. I'll be righting, okay, cool, let's see,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: uh Jason, I'm gonna need full that dress from all right.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all ain't got that. Let me
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: look at see. Yeah we got it. Okay, one more
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  Speaker 1: thing that that that that that I ain't told what
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  Speaker 1: what what what? We We didn't cuff covered every everything
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  Speaker 1: on this man. Okay, but but but, but but one
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• 32:28
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey mart to show your sister got
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  Speaker 1: me the friend, got me a friend. Look at what
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: they funny. I'm I'm hey, man, hey, hey, I gotta
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show in the
• 33:13
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• 33:28
  Speaker 1: were be the along with everybody. Does in my head
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: get the tickets tickets on sale right now you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Answer. There's no evidence
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to support Trump's assertion anywhere. I have no information that
• 33:43
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• 33:47
  Speaker 1: The Department of Justice has asked me to share with
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you that the answer is the same for the Department
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Justice and all its components. Trump now says, you heard
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the alleged bugging on Fox about about the alleged bugging
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: on Fox News. On another matter, call Me, and the
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: director of the National Security Agency, Mike Rodgers, confirmed that
• 34:03
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• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the presidential election, and members of the Trump campaign. The FBI,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: by the way, rarely acknowledges the existence of any ongoing
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: pro publicly accept as Comey says in unusual circumstances. Confirmation
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: hearing is now underway for President Trump's nominee for the
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Supreme Court, Neil Gorsage, and Republicans are urging Democrats to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: vote on Gorsage on the merits and not politics. That's
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: what Republicans want the Democrats to do. However, Senator Dick Durbin,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: who was a Democrats, says last year, while the GOP
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: refused to even allow Mr Obama's nominee, Married Garland, a
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: traditional courtesy call, and that at least the Democrats will
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: act like legislators should act. The Democrats of the Senate
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Judiciary Committee will extend to you a courtesy which Senate
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Republicans denied to Judge Garland, a respectful hearing and a vote,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: and Neil Gorcage faces questioning today. The Governor of Arkansas
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: says he intends to sign a measure in the law
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: later on today that splits that state's dual observances of
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Federate Robert Elie and Dr Martin Luther King's birthdays. Governor
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Asa Hutchinson says today's signing ceremony is gonna be a
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: healing moment for Arkansas and one he says, well let
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the nation know that Arkansians can come together on sensitive
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: cultural issues. Sad news, it's been reported that now apparently
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: confirmed that the great running back Gail Sayers has been
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: officially diagnosed with dementia. Gail Sayers the youngest player ever
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: inducted into the Hall of Fame at age thirty four.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: You may remember that actor Billy Dee Williams portrayed Gail
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Sayers and Brian's song about his friendship with the late
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Brian Piccolo. In any case, Gail Sayers sue the NFL
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: over his dementia in and today is International Day for
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the Elimination of Racial Discrimination, National Single Parents Day, National
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Memory Day, which is affecting me, and National Common Courtesy
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Day or Thank You Day. He might get my memory
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: together because I need to thank you, thank you, thank you,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Now back to Steve Harvey. Morning, Joe,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: thank you, miss saying saying thank you so much, thank you,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you from the bottom and every other
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  Speaker 1: part of my heart. And I truly, truly do mean me.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: All right, we come now to the question of the week.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Have you ever texted someone the wrong message or didn't
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: hang up the phone and that person heard something you
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: didn't want them to hear. I think everyone has done this.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Call us and tell us all about it. Eight seven
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: seven nine, Steve. That's eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And let's start with you, Steve. I know you've done it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Have you ever texted someone the wrong message? You know
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: it was meant for someone else, and you don't text
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: a whole group of people. Yeah, yeah, I didn't text email.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't thought the phone was hung
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: up and seeing. Yeah, that's the question from this lady
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I was doing business with and I said, man, I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: can't stand click. She was still on. How do you
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: know she heard you? Though, the next day she said, uh,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: you know when we hung up the phone in your
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: step So yeah, yeah, she said I hadn't hung up
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: And then you said you can't stand me, and then
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: you hung on. I said, how you know I was
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: talking about you? She said, because you were talking to me.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I said, oh, okay, now you know the fact still stand.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: It has got to be on my face thing I
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: can't stand. I've done everything, Shirley, I've I've yeah, man,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: you've had a life, haven't. I put the phone on mute.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I thought it was mute, but I hit the speaker button. Oh,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: because the mute button is directly across from the speaker,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: and I just saw the little look like a megaphone.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: So I hit that because don't know not micaphone. Microphone
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: is mute, the megaphone is speaker. You know what the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: sound coming out? I hit that because I ain't want
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: them to hear me speak. So I hit that I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: was on speaker. I said, a man, can y'all believe
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: this dumb ass pressure right here? Thankfully for the fall
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: for this right here. I'm not trying to do none
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: of this, sugar honey iced tea. They heard the old thing,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: so Mr Harvey, this is all just a bunch of
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: sugar honey ice tdo. Then I hit the mute button
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: because I thought I was a mut and I said,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: what you say? Now? I can't nobody hit me because
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't actually hit the mute man. When I discovered
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: that I had accidentally hit that speaker button, god dog,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I came back to the meeting laughing, boy, I'm crazy,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: you are crazy. That's funny. I didn't sent the wrong
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: picture to something that right there? Wait, let me guess, yes, Ni,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: so what happened? Who just sent it to? My mistake?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: You really want? Yeah? We do? Oh my god, baby?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: What is we doing here? What's going on? You're listening
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know, ladies and gentlemen,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: prepare yourselves. I know you've been waiting all morning for
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: this V segment of all segments only in his mind.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: But fly the beauty I already here that don't even
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: said your baby and mama buy you? What the boyd?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: My man? Thank you? Well? I love it when you
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: come through. Man. Serious, Oh Meal, I almost called your butterfly. Hey,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: oh neal go what's up about man? How you doing you?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: What's oil? Man? Ohmeal? My? He wrote? What's a boy?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: My dad? Right? Okay, first of all, I'm supposed to
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: be doing my part of the shower. Then we're talking
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: about planning flowers today. That's what's on my blog. So
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: don't interrupt. I don't nobody a body, no damn flowers time.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: So that's so well that who want okay, who who
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: want to do flowers? I don't nobody? Do you want
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: to do? No flowers? It's what I'm doing today. We're
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: talking about daffodils and um ivy's and what's the y'all?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: The one I'm drangs now, that's it's that. That's not today.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: It's another one, Shirley, I'm trying to think of. It's lily's.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: It's the lily. Okay, right there right there? Who who
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: in the lily? I like lily, you know, easter spring,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: So you in the lilies though in the lily spring?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Please don't do this to my part of this show.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. You've been popping out and it's just unacceptable.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna talk about planning flowers for the summer
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: and getting it out and this is just a good
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: time to start planning and you can just watch your
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: flower grow throughout the rest of the year. Do you
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: do you plant flowers? Carla, Shirley, I don't plant them,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: but I pick them. I get them at the store.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, big on gardening, but I love fresh flowers.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Flowers I do like the home. What you could do
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: some funeral flowers or something here, dude, a little gardening,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: just a little bit. Okay, what do you see a
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: lot of people like to do flowers. So I'm gonna
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: be planning some. Um. I love some flowers. You know
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that they're very good for the summer. Then you know
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the yellow ones with the ground in the middle of
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: this beautiful to me. Ivy. I love Ivy because you
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: know when you plant went out and he just go crazy.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: They run all over the plan. So I really really
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: love that. So this is what I want. You want
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: to do is to get into you know, planting, And
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: why don't you do do this right here? If you're
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: gonna do this, hell, give people into garden and raise yoursels.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Some que coming with some grains or something like this
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: here if you're gonna do something, so you get eat
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: out some madus down, get you some madus, some que coming,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: some greens, uh, some cab but you whatever, something like
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: this here That what people wanted you. Yeah, plant you
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: subverb hers, you are not taking my planning seriously. I am,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I like flowers. Go ahead, I'm with you. It's just
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: the way he does. He pops in. It doesn't respect
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: what's going on. And I want people to take the
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: blog seriously that what he was a damn loud anybody,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: what do you do? Come on, what do you is
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: a blow? What is a blow? Maybe you could tell
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you tomorrow because we do have to go. Got tomorrow
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: playing us a blow? All right? Thank you, Oatmeal, thank you,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: butterfly again, we like flowers, so yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: a little upset. It's all right. We we have to go.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with our question of the day, our
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: question of the week. Okay, I don't want to hear
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: about new day. You're listening to the Stry Morning Show.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Our question of the week. We've all been there. Have
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: you ever texted someone the wrong message or didn't hang
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: up the phone and that person heard something you didn't
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: want them to hear. Call and tell us about it. Okay?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven eight seventh even nine, Steve, all right,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: we'll go into the phone. Our question of the week.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: It's a good one. Have you ever texted someone the
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: wrong message or didn't hang up the phone, and that
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: person heard something you didn't want them to hear. Call
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: and tell us about it. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: let's go to line too and talk to Jay out
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: of Tennessee. Ja. Yeah, have you ever texted someone the
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: wrong message? Jay? Oh man, it wasn't a text. Come
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: all right. For first of all, to all your listeners,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: please do not try this at home. Come on, all right.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: So about five years ago, I was living in Miami.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I got out of military, I was married. I was
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: still married right now. Um, so me and my boys
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: we were linking up. We linked up at the club
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: and we were like, yo, they kind of came to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: me about three females that that were interested. So I
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, whatever, let's I'm down, let's go.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: So I had to call the wife up and you know,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: give give the reason why it will be out. So
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I called her up and I told a WHI I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: was gonna out, And apparently I guess I didn't hang
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: up the phone. Yeah, And so we were talking about
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: everything and whatnot, and we got in the car. So
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I guess I can't blame her for this. She she
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: listened to the whole conversation and so but my thing,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I guess my defense was at first, you know, I
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: had to I had to have some type of defense.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, why are you listening to the conversation?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: So whatever case, So she didn't let me. Can I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: say this for you? That didn't last long, don't did it?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe a day or two? But then the apology comes
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and she listened to that whole phone call, just sat
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: there and listened to it. Uh, it was like about
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes. So you was talking to the girls
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: and she was listening. Well, it transitioned for me talking
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: to to my to my two friends, to us approaching
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: the girls and talking to the girls and then leaving
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: with them. Oh hold on, So what what time you
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: got home that that night? Man? I came home the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: next morning, the next morning, how about? Yeah? That was
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: That was probably the dumbest thing I've ever done in
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: my life. Hey, dog, you came home the next morning.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: M h who Shirley Murdi man, y'all still married? Yeah,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: she forgave y'are still married. She forgave you. It was
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of damage control. So so when you walked
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: in the house, walked me through that, Paul, Yeah, home man,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: all right, So obviously I told you all. My first
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: defense was, uh, I really realized she was listening to
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: the phone call. So I hung up. Then I knew.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I knew when I got home I was. I was
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: pretty much roasted. So I had pretty much concocted this
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: idea about the whole listening to the phone call. And
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you know, and because us three weeks, I mean, the
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: three guys ended up leaving after we were done with
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: our business. We left them in their hotel room, and
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: so we went back to my homeboy's house. That's why
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I spent the night. Yes I did something with those girls,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: but yes, I did spend the night at my homeboy's house.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: So we were talking about the whole situation because we
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: knew what was because I obviously looked at my phone
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: and said like forty eight, like twelve or something like that. Yeah,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: there was a lot of minutes that went by at
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: this hotel room, all three you and your board all
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: in the same room. Yeah, that's that. That that yeah,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: that wasn't that wasn't a question though I try to
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: in the same room. Yeah, what what is y'all? Toil man,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: the military pay. How many bids was in there? It
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: was too bad on the sofa in there. I'm gonna
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: look up in the middle of night to see your
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: behind in that. It was. It was. It was pretty
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: much pitch dark. Yeah, molden pitch that's it. That's how
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: you bump into somebody else. Somebody gonna touch me and
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: we don't need all the damn lights. Yeah, okay, but
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: we but one zipper in the room. This is crazy man,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: all right, Jay, thank you dude. He went on. The
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Next morning, she listened to that conversation for five minutes
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: by these callers. Here we come back after the break
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: for the break food break, phone call time. You're listening
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. Watch your fortnutes after the hour coming
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. You know what
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: it is. It's strawberry letter time. You know. I don't
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: even look forward to this no more. Why cause that ignorant.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: We know that going in the strawberry break it is
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: a half hour eagerness and people. What you got? Cake lady,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: that's the break, big dog, cake lady lady? What work
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: can this is barbary? Yeah, I need to ask you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: what kind of cakes do y'all make at this place. Well,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: we make all occasion cakes, birthday cakes, anniversary cakes, wedding cakes,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: pretty much whatever you need, what you're looking for. Do
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: y'all be making a dunk cakes? Yes sounds can you
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: a dunk cakes? You know bachelortte parties? And uh you
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: know when what exactly are you looking for? Sir? No, no, no,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: The problem is this right here. I ordered a cake
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: from you all on Saturday. They was supposed to be
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: delivered to my daughter's school on Tuesday, and you know
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: she and junior high school, thirteen years old. The cake
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: was supposed to have hand them ontowna on it, and
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: it was supposed to say happy birthday. Now the cake
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: get delivered over there today and I can't, for the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: life of make believe that this is happen. Were in
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: her classroom, all the classmates, and there some teachers in there.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: The principle that came down we've been to have cake
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and ice cream for the kids, and when they open
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: up the cake, it's a man's private party on the cake.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: What oh no, sir, No, sir no, sir no, something no,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: we have never made a mistake like that. Mistake. I've
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: been calling this place all damn date, y'all haven't made
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: this damn mistake, and somebody gonna pay for this. I can't. No,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to lower it down now, okay, because
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: we can't get nothing settled if you're yelling and I
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. Okay, Lord that you should have Lord
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: that private part off that cake. That's how sir? What
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: is your name? My name is Trevor. And now where
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: was the cake? Is supposed to be going? Middle school?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Middle school? Now? When was it delivered to? I just
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: don't see them since there right there? You can't remember.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: That's how y'all made the damn mistake, sir. Please just
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: answer the question so we can get this settled. Sir. No,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: what is the owner there? Excuse me? I am the owner.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: My name is Bob. Now, if you give me the information,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I'll try to make this thing right because it couldn't
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: have been my company. Are you absolutely sure, sir? I'm
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: positive y'all are the ones that delivered it their listen,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I got all these thirteen year old kids and their
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: chromatized and the teacher. Okay, looking at me, crazy, sir,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: But I need to calm down just for a minute.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Wait, wait, you want me
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: to come. You should have took that private part down.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I can understand, but I don't think it was my company, okay,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: because we've never made a mistake like that. Now, we're
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: very careful with that kind of stuff. Now, certain, hold
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: on one, come here. Do you know anything about a cake?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Deliver a Hannah Montana cake? Going to middle school today? Y'all?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Did y'all make any deliveries? Okay, thanks, sir. I just
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: talked to my driver and he's been with me about
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: eight years, sir, and we've never had a problem like this.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: He's never delivered a cake over there, sir? Are you
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: sure it was my cousins? Damn show this place, lady.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: It's just like your driver line. You know, you know,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: mistakes can be made, but I can't. I can't make
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: a mistakes like you got a man's private part in
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: front of a bunch of thirteen year kids. That are
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I can understand. I would be upset to. I have
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: children too, so I can understand what you're trying to say.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: But said, what I'm trying to tell you is this
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: is not my company you're talking about. We wouldn't have
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: done anything like that. I've been in business with thirteen years.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: What is your name? My name is Barbara. Okay, so
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: you're the one behind all of this on this damn cake.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: It is full of behind the montana and want up
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: be in a man's private party on the cake. Say,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: come on to stop and think about your school and
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: a duck cake to a school. Now, I understand you upset.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what has happened at my daughter's school?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: And I apologize for it, sir, But I don't believe
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: that you ordered the cake from my company? Okay. As
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, we made cakes on Friday, sir.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Wasn't no cake delivered today? Sir? It's a Tuesday, and
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: what the hell? I ain't nobody cake on today? Sir.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I have told you that that couldn't have happened here
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: at my company. Okay, let me know. Okay, I'll be
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: happy make a cake for you, sir, and to send
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: it to your daughter. But sir, it wasn't my company.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: That don't won't no more damn cake. Let me tell
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you something. Let me tell you what I'm going to do. Lady.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my lawyers. I'm gonna get with the police,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm coming over there to shut that down. You
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: won't sell a cupcake when I get through with y'all. Sir,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you know what you don't going to fun. Let me
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: tell you something. This is my business that I've worked
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: for thirteen years to build. You ain't gonna come up
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: here doing I'm gonna shut that. You come on up
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: your your many won't even know who you are. You
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: need to get off my phone with this. There's some
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: ignorant in the first place, sir. I dare you call
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: me with that? And what is your name? Already told
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: you my name is Trouble whatever. Bring you. It's up
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: here and I got something for you. Bring you and
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the police. Do you think I'm gonna let something let
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: you come jeppardize my business. I've been a business too long.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing and now I don't know
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: who you call, but it won't show not my company.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I understand everything you're saying, and
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I understand when I get over there, I'm gonna shut
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: it down. Me and the police won't come mine here
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: and get you step don and you're gonna have a daughter.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I'm crying over your now I'm choking what my company? Now,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: get off my phone. Do you hear me? I got
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to stay down, A lady
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: thing to tell me talking about shifting down my company. Yes,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. As you're listening to me,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I ain't listen what you got to say to me.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. Oh my god,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I gotta get up this phoe. Oh my god,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill us. I'm gonna go by hello. Oh
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, please kill me. I'm not
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: on the radio. You ain't on the radio now, but
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be on there in the morning. Oh lord, No, no,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: my preaching. Everybody else gonna be on it. Oh mind,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill it. I'm gonna kill it. I'm gonna
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: get me a cake and go to her job. Uh lord,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, I'm gonna get somebody. Stop playing like that.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: You know she's gonna have to look out every day.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: She ain't gonna never where it's coming from. I'm gonna
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: be like the thief in the night on her. I
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you one more thing. What is what is
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: the land. Stieves Hart and Bonn and show y'all, what
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: can you make it? Can you make a socke to
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: the cake? Yeah? I can make a socker tell your cake,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: but even hope it ain't got a gun in it, y'all,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: don't get round. That's what somebody like that. They buses
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: them if you look at for stupid. This weekend, the
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Nephew will be in Dathan, Alabama. That's right, that's Saturday
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: March at the Civic Center and everybody in my head
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: is coming to the stage. You hear what I said,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: the Nephew Dothan, Alabama. Ye, you're listening to the Steve
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Hold on tight scrawberry latter three. This
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: is a long one too. Subject. Please please please read
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: my letter. I think you're a letter all this job
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I am writing you a
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: letter all the way from sunny South Africa. Wow, obviously
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the radio station will not be correct. Then, Uh, Steve,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: After twenty five years, I finally met the man of
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: my dream and he's going to ask me to marry him.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: He's been honest with me since we started dating, and
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: told me that he has been married before and has
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: a three year old daughter with his ex wife. He
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: is thirty two, by the way. As soon as he
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: told me this at first, I was shocked cried a bit.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Then I turned around and told him that I would
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: stand by his side no matter what and we can
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: deal with this together. He also got very hurt through
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: all of this, and that's when I decided I'm not
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: here to make his life any harder. I want to
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: make it better. Our problem is that whenever I think
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: about my wedding day, I keep thinking he's been through
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: this before, and I want it to be as special
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: to him as it will be to me. He tells
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: me every day how much he loves me, he wants
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: to provide for me, he wants to protect me, and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: he has assured me uh that there is absolutely no
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: comparison between me and his act. His family never liked her,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: they never approved of her, and they absolutely love me
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: and my paranoid I asked him that if there is
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: anything in his house left of hers, even if it
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: is just a candle, that she thought, he must please
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: get rid of it. He went and did it the
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: same day. Our love is so strong for each other,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to ruin it with my paranoia.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I just need to know that I am number one
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: in his life, even though he has told me this
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a million times. Kind regards, mad Lane, PS. Loved your book.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Act like a lady, think like a man. Okay, Madaline,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Yes you're acting paranoid. You're tripping, And what are you're
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: tripping for? I mean you have the man of your dreams,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: so you say those are your words, not mine. This
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: all happened before you. It's in the past, and there
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: is nothing you or anyone else can do about the past.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: All right, you, um, really are creating some problems before
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you're You're even married to this man, and that is
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: the problem right there. So what, he was married before
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: and has a child, he's thirty two, he's lived a
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: little experience some things in life. It didn't work out
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: for him the first time. So he found you, fell deeply,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: madly in love. What love with you? He wants you
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: as his wife. He's been honest with you from the start.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: You need to let this go. You are tripping. Please
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: don't bring these problems into your marriage, or you will
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: have some issues on your hand. Go ahead, you are tripping,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: that's all you're doing. You don't even have a problem here.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: The man ain't even asked you to marry. Then you
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: he'd being honest with you. He tells you that he's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: been married, he has a three year old. You break down, crying.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: The hair wrong with you. I'm telling you you, this
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: can't be your reaction every time he come in the
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: house with some news. Now, it ain't like y'all just
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: been dating that he'd go asked, you know, but the
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: while back he told you he was married and had child.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: That's just honesty, comments sense, honestly just and threw you
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: into something. Then you decided after that, after you cried
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: and everything and was shocked, and you turned around told
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: him that you're gonna stand by his side no matter
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: whatn't we could deal with this together. He was already
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: dealing with it now here. You're crazy ass and came
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: in here with it like like you always gonna be
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: all right now, baby, baby, we could get through it now.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Jesus help us. This since the most traumatic thing I've
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: ever heard in a new couple's life. You have a
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: former wife and a child all Lord Jesus man, this
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: dude e a cheat on here. I need hear you
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: what this's gonna call. You're gonna have a reaction day.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be You're gonna be on cops. Oh my god.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: And then you said you're not here to make his
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: life any harder. He got very hurt through all this. Yeah,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: because you tripped. Want to him? I just told you
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: the truth. Okay, then I want to make it. My
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: problem is that whenever I think about my wedding day,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I keep thinking he's been through this before, and I
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: wanted to be as special to him as it is
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: for me. Look, special to us as men is different
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: from special to you as women. Okay, Look, it's our
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: wedding day. Is not our wedding day. It's your wedding day.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: It's what you've always dreamed of. How you imagine it
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: to be. A guy never dreams of his wedding day.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: A man dreams of of the woman of his dreams.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: You all dream of the man of your dreams. And
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: you have a dream of a wedding day. We don't
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: care what color the gowns in it. We don't care
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: if you have doves at it. Who bringing the ring down.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: You don't care if you got monkeys lighting the candles.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: We really don't give a damn. Can we just get
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: this over with? Man? I love you girl, but man,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: all listen here. What's color tux? We? I want you
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: to wear black? Part two if Steve's response to today's
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, We'll be back. You're listening to the stew
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all, I got part two? Yeah, yeah, don't
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: go Marty's letters right here. Somebody helped me. All right,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: back to this letter, Steve subject, please please please read
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: my letter regards ma'am over in Africa. I love you.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I want to just to say thank you for buying
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: the book and listening. But ma'am relaxed. You have everything
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: you need here. You don't. Don't run the man off
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: by bringing up stuff to even important. Now you know
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: he didn't. He want to ask you, the man. He's honest.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: What you told you used to be married and have
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: a daughter. But every time you think about your wedding day,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I keep thinking he's been through this before, and I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: want this to be as special to him as it
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: is to me. Well it's not, ladies, let me look.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Let let me just hit you to something. The day
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: is special to us, it means something to us, that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: mean but it could never equate to what it means
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: to you. If that's that's not our dream of our
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: wedding to day, that's one of your dreams. You want
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to your dream of the man of your dreams and
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: your wedding day. All we dream about is the woman
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: of our dreams. What's she gonna look like? What's she
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: gonna give me? What can I get from her? How
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: she gonna do me? How she gonna do it to me?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: That's all. I'm sorry. I hate to break this to me.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: That's all we're thinking about. Now. You want to know
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: if if you you are you paranoyed. I've asked him
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: if there's anything in his house left of her, even
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: if it's just a candle that she bought, he must
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: please get rid of it. He went and did it
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: the same day. Okay, Well is it? Was it the
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: candle or what else you find? Does he have a
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: draw with her drawls? And now? If he has a
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: draw with her drawls and it, then you have a problem,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, I don't wonder what you want
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: to throw in candles? Is it baby clothes in the house.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: You know, is it a swing set? You know if
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: your look and this is when you know your man
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  Speaker 1: got a problem if he come to pick you up
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  Speaker 1: and he's driving and winning bagel and it got a
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  Speaker 1: swing set on top. Okay, now now you probably need
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  Speaker 1: to need to ask some questions. You know. If it's
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  Speaker 1: pictures of her and the baby propped up all over
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  Speaker 1: the house, then that's the problem. The man the removed
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  Speaker 1: the candles. You know, maybe how about you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what Maybe some he is in her pajamas,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. If you're found and you
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  Speaker 1: ain't never been in hers before, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is you could find in your house. But relax, though,
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  Speaker 1: get yourself together. What do you want to be nice
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  Speaker 1: to the little baby? I just want her to be
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  Speaker 1: nice to the baby. She's not. Yeah, well you don't
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  Speaker 1: think you think she's gonna mistreat the baby. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you right now, this baby right here can't even
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  Speaker 1: go over that by the steps in the room. I'm
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, don't do that. Now, that
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: would be awful if she did that. She's not gonna act.
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  Speaker 1: But because I think because she's twenty five, I think
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: she has a little bit of a not understanding that
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  Speaker 1: people want. They get up in a certain they're gonna
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: have some history. So just just relax, enjoy your life,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: enjoy your wedding day, focus on your wed day in
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: your marriage. Here is over with He he's certainly ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring it up less you bring it up. Please, No,
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  Speaker 1: we will not bring it up unless you bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Today's Strawberry Letter is posted on Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: my girls. Shirley Now coming up after the break at
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  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour, Miss and will be here
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  Speaker 1: with this hour's national news, and we'll give you all
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: the details on the Sand and Soul Festival in the Bahamas.
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  Speaker 1: Sending you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning showy y'all up?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Miss, I ain't gonna be here, y'all
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  Speaker 1: know that, Yeah? You know where you're coming in with?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: What news? Yes? You know what kind of news Steve? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And what else? You know, the stuff that I don't
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: need to be making comments on. You know, why let
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: it go? Cause as to be on the internet. That
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: means you're That just means you're famous. You're a target,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: that's all that means you're famous. Yeah, I don't take
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: your person good. Just check your damn you see right there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's who got me. Tommy got me. How would you
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  Speaker 1: help with y'all feel secure? If Tommy I just want
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: to give me that, okay, us we want to tell
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  Speaker 1: you to get your coins together and join us at
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  Speaker 1: the Sand and Soul Festival in Atlanti's Paradise Island. Thomas
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  Speaker 1: the nine Baby, bikini speedos, all of that and I stop.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna be out there. Noikino's a speedo, just
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: a different crowd. Some of y'all will have on speedo's accidentally,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? They was trunks, but you started
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: walking and as you got down the beach, they became speedos.
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  Speaker 1: They were trunks on the table in the stop when
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: you put them on your big gass. Three days and
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  Speaker 1: nights of live music, okay, a comedy concert. We got
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: day parties going on after parties. Atlanta Paradise Island has
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  Speaker 1: a casino, They have a water park, white sand beaches
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  Speaker 1: and get this five count them one to three for
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  Speaker 1: five hotels to choose from. Check out the live performances
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  Speaker 1: live from the Bahamas. We got Junior in the comedy show,
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  Speaker 1: d J mars in Vogue, Earthquake, Salt and Pepper, Tank,
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  Speaker 1: Keith Sweat, Doug E Fresh and Tommy I Love when
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  Speaker 1: you say this headlining Yes, with more talent to be announced.
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  Speaker 1: Go to Sand and Soul Festival dot com for info
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  Speaker 1: that Sand and Soul Festival dot com for more information
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  Speaker 1: and we want to see you there in the Bahamas
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  Speaker 1: partying with us new ladies and gentlemen without further or
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  Speaker 1: do miss ain't? Yes, I do, I do, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Very good morning everybody. All right, this is Andrew,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, all right. The head of the FBI and
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: the head of the National Security Agency answered no when
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: lawmakers on Capital Hill asked them about President Trump's insistence
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: that President Obama ordered his phones tap. Director James Colemey
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  Speaker 1: left no doubt as to what his agency in the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Justice Department found. The answer NA, with respect to the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: President's tweets about alleged wire tapping directed at him by
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: the prior administration, I have no information that supports those tweets,
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  Speaker 1: and we have looked carefully inside the FBI, they had
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: the National Security Agency Mike Rodgers refuted Trump's claims about
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: all that wire tapping. Also, both men say that a probe, though,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: is going on into possible ties to the last presidential election,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the Trump campaign and the Russian Yes, why are we
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: tapping somebody the phone who ain't saying that? Things? Saying that?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Who tweets and not on the phone. That's a point,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: that's a point. That's a point. The President United States
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: does do a lot of tweeting. We wonder what he
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: ever is on the phone. So, yeah, that's that's the point.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll see. But apparently that has been debunked by
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  Speaker 1: the FBI and the National Security Agency, and now the
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: president says, well, I got it from Fox News, and
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: the commentator on Fox News who supposedly said that has
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: been removed from the air for now, at least for
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: saying for claiming that the President was white tapped. Moving on,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: the U. S. Senate has begun his confirmation hearing for
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: President Trump's Supreme Court nomination Neil Gorsuch. Gorsi's nominated to
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: fill the spot on the High Court left vacant by
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: the son of Death last year of ultra conservative Justice
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: antonin Scalia, and here we go again. Shaq Diesel now
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: says in his podcast called The Big Podcast with Shock
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: that the world is flat coast and flat to me.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Have you looked outside of the Atlanta late and seeing
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: all these buildings so you may tell me that China
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: is under us. I'm just saying when I drive from
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Florida to New York flat. Okay. Yeah, he said the
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: same thing a month ago. But we thought we were
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: saying that as a joke. So I mean we really know.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: But now Shack is saying that like he really believes it,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: and that maybe he doesn't think of China's under us.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Okay whatever. Anyway, she's not really loving it, that's right.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: In Indiana, mom called the cops on her daughter for
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: whacking her upside the head with the McDonald's cheeseburger. The
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: mom was sitting in the dry through lane when she
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: told her three nine year old daughter to move and
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: hurry up out of the lane. The door to flipped
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: out and hit her in the face with a burger.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I mean, that is not nice, and that's
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  Speaker 1: not That's not the way love is. I don't think
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: so that's not the way it goes, though, Genesis, that's
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: the way love goes No Gene with two A'll be
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  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, miss, and we're gonna go to
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  Speaker 1: the phones when we come back. Here's the question of
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  Speaker 1: the week. Have you ever texted someone the wrong message
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  Speaker 1: or didn't hang up the phone and that person heard
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: something you didn't want them to hear. We'll call us
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: and tell us all about it. Eight seven seven nine,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Steve will be there. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Our question of the week. We've all been there.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Have you ever texted someone the wrong message or didn't
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: hang up the phone and that person heard something you
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: didn't want them to hear. Call and tell us about it? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven twenty nine Steve eight seven seven nine, Steve. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Our question of the week. Have you ever texted someone
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  Speaker 1: the wrong messager, didn't hang up the phone and that
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  Speaker 1: same person heard something you didn't want them to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Let us go to line four and talk to Bill.
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  Speaker 1: Out of where Steve, Ohio? Do you know him? Oh? Bill?
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  Speaker 1: Come on man? What you got? Oh man? We're going Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know we're part of Ohio man, Youngstown, Why Town?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Man? I turned around and trying to
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: be snick one day, you know how did this? A
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  Speaker 1: little showed it and uh, she asked picture, so don't
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  Speaker 1: send at the picture. I'm also in the midst of
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: texting girl back and forth. So we turned around and
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I get the numbers mixed up. I texted real fast,
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  Speaker 1: and I send a picture with a text saying the
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: girl's name. I got a phone call, well, who is
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: such a such and why is you sitting pictures? Like,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: oh my god? You know you naked? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: You know? He was trying to go out, so you
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: guys broke up? Oh yeah I did. Glad I didn't
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: get in the Yeah, she should have knocked you out.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Pictures pictures to do it though, Man, that's it. Yeah, wow, man, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have done work that. I'd have pulled myself
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: in a hot dog bone, you understand, Relish and Mustard.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you Bill, somebody Steve. He's so quiet right now?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: What is the quilt with Bill? Man? Damn? I ain't
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: never done that before though, because I don't text nacking
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: pictures to anyone. You never said one him, no, no what?
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  Speaker 1: And Bill sent him to the wrong He sent him
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: to his girlfriend. Oh with the other girl's name, dang Bill,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: who was so and so and so and so? And
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: why are you sending naked pictures? Maybe that didn't that's
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: no Tommy, y'all, y'all ain't said one picture. Uh No,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna ask that. No, No, we
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: ain't sending new pictures out on the phone. Boot and
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: why are you so surprised, Junior asked Junior. Or Junior,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: don't leave me out here about myself. You out there
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  Speaker 1: about yourself him, You wouldn't saying no picture, I don't
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  Speaker 1: do They only do that for what You're gonna see
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  Speaker 1: me naked in a minute. You sent it to the
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  Speaker 1: phone for I'm gonna show up. Man, y'all don't have
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: no fun, bro, I didn't put myself in a Martina glad.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't no fun tom me ta glad dog. I
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: put a little and then I typed on you wanted
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  Speaker 1: shaking a third you know what? Did she reply back? Neither? Yeah, neither.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting out, Junior. It's the real thing all the time,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: trying to get the angle right. No show up. I
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: can't believe ladies ain't nothing like alright with the with
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: the brown too far? Okay, all right, let me start.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yes, I
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: got another phone called debacle. Okay, come on, let's hear it.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: I was on the phone. I laid the phone down,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: but I was talking loud to my boy and I
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: told the dude, I said, man, this girl, I'm talking
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: to her mama, finding and hu you ought to see
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: her mama? Wow? So here here what happened when I
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: picked the phone up on the phone with her mama
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I had been away from She said hello, she said, Steve,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I said, who is this?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: She said? Debbie said you wanted to talk to me?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: I said, how did you say that? Devil? Grab your
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: phone and saying, well, here she is. You must won't
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: her because you said my mama is finer than me.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I just hung up fast as I could. Did you
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: ever talk to Debbie again at school? I'll see? I
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: didn't know what could do? Mann, I started up. I
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: just told I never said yeah, wasn't it when you
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're gonna put your mom on the
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: phone like telling on me fault something like that. I
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: said that, why you hang up there? Huh right? And
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: why you hang up there? All right, We've had some
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: great calls. Let's keep this question going. Uh coming up next,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go to the Phone's a question of the week.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever texted someone the wrong message or didn't
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: hang up the phone and that person heard something you
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: didn't want them to hear. Call us and tell us
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: about it. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, tell me
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: you had one? All right, I gotta get you all
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: this one. What I'm I'm hanging out with one girl.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: But this ain't my girlfriend. Okay, my girlfriend though I
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: don't geting and called me, so I didn't stepped away
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: and I got I got my eel piece on, so
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to her, but she put me on hole.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: She told me to hold long. Now. The other girl
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: that showed him saying you're ready to go? I said,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: y yeah, I'm ready to go. We get in the car.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: When we get in the car, the cars bluetooth system
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: took over my phone. So now we're rolling and all
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: out here come through them speaking. Baby, I'm back. I'm
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: sorry I left you. I drove that car in the ditch.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: And I did it. I couldn't at whatever it took try,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: I was beating that damn dash boy. I'll try my
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: best to her as yeah, man, oh man, when she
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: came through that dog on speakers man and said, barter,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm sorry. I had to you our holes
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: a long time. You got the girl in the car,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: the girl in the car with me, We roll it,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: oh man. She couldn't say not because we was in
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: that ditch by that time. Oh man, you can't be
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: on this phone right into a telephone time. I got
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: to just break that whole passenger side of Sometimes modern
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: technology is not good. What you're doing right, right, you
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: know what you're doing. And it came in loud and
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: clear two times. I'm talking about surround own everywhere. Right.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: You've heard Tommy's story, call us and tell us yours.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Have you ever texted someone the wrong messager didn't hang
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: up the phone, and that person heard something you did
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: not want them to hear. Call us and tell us
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: all about it. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, let's
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: go to line three and talk to t out of
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: New Jersey. Hey, Hey, how are you doing? You ever
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: did it text on conversation you didn't want nobody here,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: and then they heard it. Well, it was a couple
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: of years ago, but there was a club over Philly
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: called Mali and me and my girlfriend. She's passed on now,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: but anyway, so we was going to the club. You know,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: we linked up with these DJs over here in the
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Jamaican room. Now I'm sorry, I gotta start whispering. My
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: husband just woke up and like I say, this was
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: before him. But so we h we go to the
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: club and we link up with these DJs. Now he's
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: real DJs. Now I don't heard them on the radio.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Case seems station because then I'm telling on myself, are real? Right?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. So we're going over to where we're going
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: to this after our spot called the Upper Debt. And
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: we get over there and I get a phone call.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: So I'm on the phone and it's a dude. We're
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: not in a relationship. He uh, my friend would have
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: benefit and so he called me giving me all the
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: who what we're wearing Wiles house like a dad going
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: school teacher or something. And I don't know what to
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: say because I don't want to lie to him, really
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I do, But that's my friends. I don't want to.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just ain't want to make him
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: feel bad. But he waits, so I'm mad at the situation.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Finally get through all his nonsense, I slammed the phone
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: down because I'm not taking the phone the club, gonna
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: go party, I know, sit there and talk to my friend,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: talked about this fool about fifteen minutes. Next thing I know,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: I picked up the phone, checking on all my stuff,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: putting it away. I say hello, he said hello. I
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: say click. Oh my god, I don't know what to do.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: She said, well that's it, let's go in the club.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did. He were still my friend. He knew
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: his place, he had somebody in different lanes and he
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: knew what lane to be in at the time. Mm hmmm, yes, listen,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: get off this phone for your husband coming there. You
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go tell them
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: that I called you, because that's now just what you
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: ain't going to do is drag us into this. You
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: ain't called, you ain't never tied. I don't know your
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: why won't come. I don't even get Jamaican dudes down here.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: As now she's gonna get her husband in here. You
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: get your ass. Listen to me gettingthing to do this
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: hire just going in there. You ain't supposed tell him that,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: just take you called in and said high lead us out. Okay,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him just that. And then um did
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: he say something. I'm gonna have a struggle. Leave us
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: out of a t have a great day, girl. Thank
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: you for your call. All right you bye bye. When
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  Speaker 1: we come back from the break at eighteen after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Pastor Motown Deacon Depth Jam and the building in the building.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, sary being a pretty stuff. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up next. Pastor Motown
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Depth Jam in the building in the building Depth Jam,
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  Speaker 1: j P Jack Pott joints. After that, I'm changing when
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  Speaker 1: I asked you for that, as you don't jump heard me? Hollelujah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Pastor ahead the keyboard players, hollow back at your board.
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  Speaker 1: What is he doing? We're moving to change chang over
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  Speaker 1: to the man who bring bring the money. I'm to
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  Speaker 1: draw at the joint. So I'm gonna start using the
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  Speaker 1: change change when I say now I am the opening
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  Speaker 1: act and I get the change chang when I want
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  Speaker 1: to change. You get the change change when I asked
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  Speaker 1: you to take off for it. The change chain belongs
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  Speaker 1: to me. Pastor, this is stupid. Get you another. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. You two members be quiet when
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  Speaker 1: ground focused the go ahead pass? What was you gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about this? Mone Well, you know when you obviously
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  Speaker 1: had a problem with me moving the change chain. Him
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  Speaker 1: to change. Cat dog knows who cuts his check? Cat
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  Speaker 1: down change change? Nah, pass them. It ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: problem with you said, I got a problem with he
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  Speaker 1: pushing the button. When you say it, I ain't even
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  Speaker 1: got to say it. Watch this hill. Stop giving him
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  Speaker 1: the change. That's a greedy church. The cash belongs to
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  Speaker 1: the deacon. Now, why don't you get another voice over
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  Speaker 1: that you can use for your son? I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that change chang. Yeah he was a little later. We
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  Speaker 1: come back for that, know you do. When we come
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  Speaker 1: back at thirty and thou after the hour. I think
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna take coll or something like that and play
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  Speaker 1: some music. I'm that's you. We play back this morning
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  Speaker 1: all eight tracks. Now it's back to back chams. You
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  Speaker 1: He's so ignorant. I t when we come back. We
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  Speaker 1: got time for just one more thing. And that's all sure,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna tell us something. I don't know what do you.
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  Speaker 1: We'll probably just go to the phones. We've been having
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  Speaker 1: fun today. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: for eight minutes after that our coming up. We got
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  Speaker 1: time for just one more thing. Whether you're returning or
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: departing from your college break, uh, there are a few
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  Speaker 1: givens about your trip. You made memories with your girlfriends
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  Speaker 1: that you will cherish forever, and you probably made a
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  Speaker 1: few mistakes too, I mean on spring break. Okay, those
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  Speaker 1: are just as amusing to relive after the fact. But
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  Speaker 1: on your trip, you met or if you're just leaving,
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  Speaker 1: you can expect to meet at least one of these
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  Speaker 1: typical guys. Okay, Carl and I want to warn you girls,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so listen and proceed with caution. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, the guy who is permanently on spring break.
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  Speaker 1: This is a guy who just feels a little too
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  Speaker 1: at home on spring break, maybe because he's never been
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  Speaker 1: to class, or maybe because his head is permanently in
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  Speaker 1: the clouds. All right, so you want to avoid him.
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  Speaker 1: Number two the guy who is the cruise clown. He
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  Speaker 1: has a potential to get a regrettable tattoo. He will
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  Speaker 1: ask why you haven't laughed at his jokes. That kind
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  Speaker 1: of guy, okay. Number three the guy who gets drunk
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  Speaker 1: and naked, both of those things. What one of those
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  Speaker 1: women's magazines. Yeah, in a women's magazine, this is this
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  Speaker 1: is mainly for ladies. Uh. Number four. The guy who
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  Speaker 1: is not available. Okay, we don't even need to go
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  Speaker 1: any further on that. If he's not available, leave him alone. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Number five. The guy who thinks he's immortal. He'll do
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  Speaker 1: anything for the Graham, wants to be on spring break forever.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of like the guy who's permanently on spring break.
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  Speaker 1: Number six, the guy who will say anything to please people.
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  Speaker 1: He's a people pleaser. Don't like beer, neither does he,
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  Speaker 1: you know, even though he has a beer in his hand,
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  Speaker 1: thinks the music is too loud. He agrees even things
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  Speaker 1: like this. These are the kind of guys you want
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  Speaker 1: to avoid. Wait, wait minute, wait minute, I'm just I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to break it all the way down when
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  Speaker 1: y'all get finished. I'm okay, contrary, well safe whatever, Yeah, contrary,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, okay, alright, ware, alright. Number seven the
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  Speaker 1: guy who wants to connect with you anyway. Um, now,
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  Speaker 1: this is a possibility. He wants to make sure when
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  Speaker 1: you leave spring break you'll still keep in touch by phone, email, texting,
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  Speaker 1: social media, etcetera. Friends. Yeah, you just met him for
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes and you will probably not speak to him
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  Speaker 1: ever again though, Like all right, but you've got to
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  Speaker 1: promise them, uh huhu. And then number eight, this is
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  Speaker 1: the last one, the guy who only packed just one outfit.
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  Speaker 1: He only packed one, but he thinks he's so fly
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  Speaker 1: though every time you see him, y'all be down there
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  Speaker 1: for a week. He got the same tracks. Thing he
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  Speaker 1: consider washed off because he'd been in the ocean. Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: salt is a natural cleans. Come on. So these are
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  Speaker 1: just a few of the things we want the young
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  Speaker 1: ladies to look out for on spring break. Now, young lady,
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. Rule No one, here's the rule. You
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  Speaker 1: need to don't do nothing on spring break. Your ass
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do off the break. Okay, here's the other rule.
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  Speaker 1: You need to know he lied absolutely no matter what
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  Speaker 1: he just go from He lied. Now if you want
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  Speaker 1: to go with the lie, go ahead. But he lied. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got that one. I think that goes to the
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  Speaker 1: one the guy who will say anything to please you.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you say, he agrees with it, whether he believes it.
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  Speaker 1: And here's another one to everybody like muscles. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't the only one like his body. A whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of women on the beach like his body. Get
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  Speaker 1: in line. Oh, I see what you're saying. Get in line,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, ladies, that's it now, you know that's
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  Speaker 1: the game. Now, I'm just tolding ladies. Now, fellas, here's
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  Speaker 1: something for the fellas. Spring breaks. You're gonna go down
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  Speaker 1: there and you're gonna handle your business, no matter what
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve's say. So, going to handle your business. Just
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  Speaker 1: don't be a dog about it, double standard. Just do
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  Speaker 1: not because the' nothing I could tell these boys they're
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  Speaker 1: going down there to do it. All I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get him to do is don't be a dog about it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to mistreat women. You do not have
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  Speaker 1: could be a playoff. Seriously, you could be a player
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  Speaker 1: and not mistreat women, which is one a lot of
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  Speaker 1: guys at that point. Really, a player is some one
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  Speaker 1: who loves women actually supposedly, Yeah it is, I know so.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the three guys on this show, y'all went
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: to college? Which which guy were you? The very last one?
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  Speaker 1: Verst one? The guy who only packed one outfit? That
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  Speaker 1: was you, junior. No, the guy who wants to connect
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  Speaker 1: with you anyway? Oh, that one. I didn't care what
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  Speaker 1: it was. I said that I was gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat it home. Yeah, we didn't have text
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  Speaker 1: on Free Break Show. I couldn't tex We're not back
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  Speaker 1: in the day. You can telephone er on what Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can't call you till I get to the room
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  Speaker 1: or pay phone. I don't hear quarters in the swimming trump.
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