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Earthquake Interview, levateyou.com, Dak Prescott Issues, Out of Body Experience and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all, so.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them black mill bu bu boozy. Listening to.
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  Speaker 1: Show to.
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  Speaker 4: Joy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 4: Love you.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna turn.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Have to turn the mouth turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 3: turn the mouth out. The word of the money up, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out, you think, huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 5: I said, come on now, dig me to one and
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  Speaker 5: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, Now, I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna be really honest with you this morning. I really
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  Speaker 5: don't know what to say. I really don't. I was
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  Speaker 5: sitting here and I was thinking, what do I say today.
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  Speaker 5: I do know that I want to be encouraging, uplifting
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  Speaker 5: and inspirational in some way to affect somebody today. Oftentimes,
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  Speaker 5: these conversations that I have in the morning, they're designed
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  Speaker 5: with me because I needed myself, y'all, to be honest
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  Speaker 5: with you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know who makes the comedian laugh? I
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  Speaker 1: used to say all the time.
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  Speaker 5: And even though what we talk about in the morning
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  Speaker 5: is not a laughing matter, it kind of like is
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  Speaker 5: where I am today. You know, I need motivation in
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  Speaker 5: my life sometimes myself. I think when I get in
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  Speaker 5: moments like this, I often resort back to the same
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  Speaker 5: thing over and over and over. And when I find
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  Speaker 5: myself in certain predicaments, I can always fall back on
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  Speaker 5: the same thing over and over. So while I'm sitting
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  Speaker 5: here trying to figure out what to say to you,
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  Speaker 5: the one thing that I did do this morning that
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  Speaker 5: I find to be very consistent in me is that
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  Speaker 5: I find myself grateful. I'm ever grateful for the things
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  Speaker 5: that God has done for me. I may not always
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  Speaker 5: know what to say, but I know how to say
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  Speaker 5: thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I know how to remember and reflect back on where
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  Speaker 1: I come from. I know how to realize where all
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  Speaker 1: my blessings come from.
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  Speaker 5: I'm very very conscious of my journey that I've been on,
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  Speaker 5: the one that was from then until now, that journey
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  Speaker 5: right there is it's been.
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  Speaker 1: It's been. It's been. Uh it's been difficult, man, it
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  Speaker 1: really really has. I ain't gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 4: Me.
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  Speaker 5: Becoming successful was very difficult. But as hard as this
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  Speaker 5: is to say, I really really mean this. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: change nothing about the trip I've been on. Number one
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  Speaker 5: because I can't change anything about it. So I never
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  Speaker 5: lived my life and regret. But the main thing is
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  Speaker 5: was I discovered along the way now, not doing the
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  Speaker 5: process when you're going through rough moments that you can't
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  Speaker 5: hardly see the good in it at the time. It's
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  Speaker 5: just rough for you and it seems unexplainable, and oftentimes
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was unfair. But as I am now,
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  Speaker 5: I needed every single thing that happened to me, that
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  Speaker 5: happened to me to happen to me. I hope that makes.
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  Speaker 1: Sense to you.
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  Speaker 5: I needed everything to happen in the exact order and
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  Speaker 5: the exact way that it happened in order for me
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  Speaker 5: to be the person that I've become. And that right there, man,
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  Speaker 5: is just very comforting to me. Mister Jakes told me
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  Speaker 5: one time, he said, the closer you get to God,
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  Speaker 5: the more friendly you all become, the more He will
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  Speaker 5: reveal to you the how it comes and what falls
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  Speaker 5: of a lot of things that's happened to you. Because
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  Speaker 5: a lot of times what troubles us is we just
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  Speaker 5: can't understand why we lost that love one back then.
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  Speaker 5: We just can't understand why we didn't get what we
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  Speaker 5: wanted back then, we just don't understand how come our
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  Speaker 5: plan didn't work out and we had to fail so miserably.
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  Speaker 5: Back then, we don't understand the answers to these things. Well,
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  Speaker 5: the closer I've gotten to God, the more those explanations
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  Speaker 5: have become crystal clear to me.
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  Speaker 1: And See, the one thing that.
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  Speaker 5: I came to the realization everybody is that the things
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  Speaker 5: that was happening to me, they weren't really all bad.
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  Speaker 5: They really wasn't that they didn't taste good. When it
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  Speaker 5: was happening, I didn't enjoy what I was going through.
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  Speaker 5: But as I look back on them and reflect now,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't all bad. Some of those things were so
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  Speaker 5: necessary for me to get the information because see, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know about you, but I'm kind of hard headed
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  Speaker 5: and stubborn. I said, I don't know about you, but
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  Speaker 5: I'm kind of hard headed and stubborn. I kind of
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  Speaker 5: like to think that I know something about some things
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  Speaker 5: every now and then, and the things I am convinced about.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really really care for people trying to talk
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  Speaker 5: me off mine. So I can be stubborn and hard headed.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes God knows that about me. So I think to
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  Speaker 5: get some of the messages crystal clear through to me
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  Speaker 5: that I needed to learn. That was this process I
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  Speaker 5: had to go through. That process was my journey.
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  Speaker 1: It was my trip. It was my woe, my pain. See,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got them different, It don't matter what it is.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody got a woe, everybody got a pain, everybody got
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  Speaker 5: a trial, everybody got some tribulations, everybody got some challenge.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are due.
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  Speaker 5: Quit looking at me thinking that I got it going
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  Speaker 5: so tough man, Steve, Yeah, it's easy for you to
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  Speaker 5: say that, but you ain't here.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know why.
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  Speaker 5: Ben, if you would stop hanging yourself up on your past,
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  Speaker 5: worrying about your woes and your troubles and the situation
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  Speaker 5: you in, and start praying and start asking God to
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  Speaker 5: get you through it.
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  Speaker 1: See a lot of times you messed it.
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  Speaker 5: You messed the message up yourself, because when you're going
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  Speaker 5: through some stuff, you ask God to remove it and
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  Speaker 5: take it away.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't the lesson.
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  Speaker 5: You got to learn your lesson Sometimes it's got to
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  Speaker 5: be how to be strong, how to see it through,
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  Speaker 5: how to bear under it, how to carry that weight
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  Speaker 5: long distances for long periods of time. That's how you
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  Speaker 5: get strong The lesson is to make you stronger. But
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  Speaker 5: to make you stronger, you got to carry the weight.
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  Speaker 5: You can't get stronger you don't go to gym or
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna do something at your house to lift your
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  Speaker 5: own body weight.
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  Speaker 1: See, a lot of people can't even do push ups.
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  Speaker 5: They can't get down, and in the course of a day,
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  Speaker 5: give you one hundred push ups because they ain't they
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  Speaker 5: ain't never tried it.
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  Speaker 1: They bouter.
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  Speaker 5: They get to twenty and they're shake it so bad
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  Speaker 5: they stop. That's too much for me. Well, let me
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  Speaker 5: tell you something. So I learned to quit praying to
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  Speaker 5: take stuff away. My prayer became to give me the
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  Speaker 5: strength to handle it. People oftentimes ask me, how do
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  Speaker 5: you do all that you do in the course of
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  Speaker 5: the day. I don't really know.
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  Speaker 1: I just know I can.
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  Speaker 5: Because I know God don't put more on you than
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  Speaker 5: you can bath. So when you ask me how you
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  Speaker 5: do all of what you do in the course of
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  Speaker 5: the day, I got God. God is good. He'll get
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  Speaker 5: you through whatever it is you're going through. So when
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  Speaker 5: you tripping and you don't know what to say, reflect
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  Speaker 5: and be grateful for all you reflect on, think about
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  Speaker 5: God's goodness and watch what he do for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's the cold part, Okay, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 5: Monkey trainers are the choke farmers, basketball makers, basket weavers,
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  Speaker 5: have color specialists, and anybody that works at Fort Knox,
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  Speaker 5: let me have your attention. And anybody's affiliated with anything else.
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  Speaker 5: If you got a job, just listen to this. Ain't
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  Speaker 5: you glad you work? Ain't you glad that you have
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  Speaker 5: the ability to provide the necessities of life. There are
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  Speaker 5: people who don't even have the necessities food, shelter and clothing.
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  Speaker 1: You ought to be grateful for that. Man, I am.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in the wont business, but a lot of say
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  Speaker 5: in the wont business, you just never really looked at
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  Speaker 5: it like that.
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  Speaker 1: If you have food, shelter and clothing, you have everything
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  Speaker 1: you need. That's what you need.
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  Speaker 5: You need food, shelter, clothing, That's what you need to
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  Speaker 5: survive in this world. Those are your needs. Everybody need love,
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  Speaker 5: everybody need a friend. If you got those things, you
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  Speaker 5: got what you need. The rest of you in the
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  Speaker 5: wont business, what else do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Go to God with it? Man, I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: guess what I wanted to see.
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  Speaker 5: Today, and he gave it to me, and he gave
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  Speaker 5: it to you, and we ought to be grateful for that,
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  Speaker 5: because that's a big gift. Man. Another chance, another day,
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  Speaker 5: another opportunity, that's a big blessing.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 1: You got to start with that one right there.
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  Speaker 5: If you ain't found nothing to be glad about today
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  Speaker 5: is because you ain't thinking. Open up your mind, see
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  Speaker 5: what God has done, and realize the goodness and grace
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  Speaker 5: of God has always been around you, whether you ask
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  Speaker 5: for it or not. Ladies and gentlemen, this is to
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  Speaker 5: Steve Hargy Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry call it for real, Mississippi, Monica.
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  Speaker 5: You government name is kill Space. Ladies and gentlemen, the
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  Speaker 5: legend of nephew Tomas Junior. Anything on your mind today, man, Yeah, unk,
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  Speaker 5: you know.
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  Speaker 7: I'm grateful too, Uncle, I'm grateful. I'm grateful for being
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  Speaker 7: in trouble and not even knowing it. Yeah yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: didn't even know that this is possible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you're married. Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't even know.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't even my fault. I didn't even know.
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  Speaker 7: All I know is my play that ain't getting fixed
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  Speaker 7: out and she's not talking to me. I don't even
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  Speaker 7: know yet. I had no idea this could be possible.
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  Speaker 5: Well, can I tell you on the break it's gonna
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  Speaker 5: get brought to your attention though? Mm hmm yeah, what
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  Speaker 5: you did go get bought.
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  Speaker 1: To your attention?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. But I'm not fixing your play. No, nah,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't fix the place. She said that I ate
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  Speaker 1: right in front of me. I'm talking about chewing chewing
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  Speaker 1: chould win. Well, Junior, let me ask you a question.
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  Speaker 5: Now, because I ain't in your family, and your bed
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  Speaker 5: says you can do how you want to do, so
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  Speaker 5: that ain't what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: But do you expect her to make your plate?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no expected? No no, no expected? That's show. So
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  Speaker 1: what is the discipline? O? That's what she been doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah last night? So do you you don't expect her?
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  Speaker 1: Do you assume she's gonna make your plate? I did
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  Speaker 1: last night till I wasn't eating. I knew that then.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Junior, have you thanked her for making your plates?
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  Speaker 5: Everything sounds like well, it sounds like you missed the date.
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  Speaker 4: To me.
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  Speaker 6: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his nep David Man running kat.
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  Speaker 4: Don't hello, Hey, miss Sandra, how you doing? This is
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  Speaker 4: a nephew talk? Yes, ma'am. We gonna prank phone call
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  Speaker 4: your son David mayn today. All right, Okay, so here's
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  Speaker 4: what I want you to do for me. I want
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  Speaker 4: you to call David and tell him, Hey, them people
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  Speaker 4: came over here. Asking me by paying that bill and
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  Speaker 4: I'm not paying that bill, and that man got what
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  Speaker 4: with me and I shut the door on him. I
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  Speaker 4: told him to call you. Okay, when you get through
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  Speaker 4: with him, I'm gonna call him back as if I'm
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  Speaker 4: that man.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, I'm picking to do add on this.
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  Speaker 4: That's what you call it, the add Okay, do the
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  Speaker 4: add on them on? All right? Okay, one figure that.
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  Speaker 8: I'll call you when we get through.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Okay, Sorry, you did good though. All he'll
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  Speaker 4: call you back in the minute complaining that we've done
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  Speaker 4: prank him. All right, Okay, all right, God bless you,
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  Speaker 4: bless you. All right, let's go. Hello, how about bring
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  Speaker 4: me that paperwork on apartment three fourteen. Hello, I'm looking
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  Speaker 4: for David. Please. This is David. Okay, this is Gymal
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  Speaker 4: about the Barton Green apartments. Is your mother miss o? Yes, yes, sir?
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  Speaker 4: How can I help you? Okay? We got a problem
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  Speaker 4: here now. I'm the new general manager here and I'm
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  Speaker 4: just getting this thing brought to me about uh, your
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  Speaker 4: mother not saying her water bille or and we got
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  Speaker 4: to get this matter taken in. As of right now,
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  Speaker 4: I've been instructed to actually go in and get your
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  Speaker 4: mother and take her completely out of the apartment building. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: So well, tell me what the problem is. Get to
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  Speaker 4: explain me what the situation is, sir. The situation right
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  Speaker 4: now is no one has paid this water bill whatsoever.
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  Speaker 4: She thinks for lying and standing that she only owes
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  Speaker 4: one hundred and six dollars, and she owes far more
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  Speaker 4: than that. She has not paid a water bill at all.
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  Speaker 4: All right, and you're your mother, and now the first
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  Speaker 4: one to tell you your mother is very rude to
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  Speaker 4: me and put him the door in my face, okay, sir,
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  Speaker 4: So let me, yeah, let me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just trying to understand the situation. So the water
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  Speaker 8: bill hasn't been paid in how long?
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  Speaker 4: From what I'm looking at, it's at least four or
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  Speaker 4: five months. And what looks like here on the paper.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, so it's four or five months behind us, Yes
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  Speaker 8: it is, okay, and so how much is it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to tally all this up and get
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  Speaker 4: everything lined up as far as the numbers as of
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  Speaker 4: right now, sir. If no one is paying this bill
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  Speaker 4: in the next thirty minutes, I am instructed to put
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  Speaker 4: your mother out and pack her things and put her out,
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  Speaker 4: and that's not what I want to do. But as
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  Speaker 4: rude as she was to me, you know, at this point,
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, David, I don't give a damn sure.
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  Speaker 8: So I just need I'm just here to try to
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  Speaker 8: help make the situation better. So I need you to
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  Speaker 8: take a deep breath for me.
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  Speaker 4: And calm down, because I'm I'm tom. So let's just
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  Speaker 4: let you know. I'm I would be. I would be
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  Speaker 4: calm to had your mother not to slam the door
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  Speaker 4: in the face and sens and things before she shut
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  Speaker 4: that door out in that I'd be trying to work
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  Speaker 4: as commonly as you're working that right, So, so what
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  Speaker 4: do we need to do?
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  Speaker 8: I won't be able to do it within thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 9: But how much is it?
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  Speaker 8: Just find out how much it is? You know, from
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  Speaker 8: what my understanding was, it was one hundred and nine
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  Speaker 8: dollars or something, one hundred and six dollars for at
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  Speaker 8: least four months.
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  Speaker 4: That what the problem is? You know what is old
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  Speaker 4: right now? That the one hundred and six dollars, sir,
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  Speaker 4: is one month? How is it?
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  Speaker 8: How was I guess my question is how does the
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  Speaker 8: water bill one hundred and six dollars for one bedroom
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  Speaker 8: apartment with one person. One hundred and six dollars water
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  Speaker 8: bill is kind of how.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you think? I mean, I don't. I don't have
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  Speaker 4: no idea what your mother's doing. I know it runs
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  Speaker 4: a lot of water, or I have no idea about.
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  Speaker 8: It unless she's washing every day and running all the
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  Speaker 8: water every day.
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  Speaker 4: One hundred and.
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  Speaker 8: Sixty dollars for one for an apartment. That's a bit high, sir.
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  Speaker 4: I understand that you have some issues about what the
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  Speaker 4: amount of the bill is. That does not get in
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  Speaker 4: in the middle of the fact of how far far
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  Speaker 4: behind we are. That's the problem we have.
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  Speaker 8: How far behind over you. I'm just trying to I'm
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  Speaker 8: trying to.
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  Speaker 4: Resolve to you we are five months, but how much behind?
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  Speaker 8: So how much is the bill for five months?
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting I'm getting her to tally that up as
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  Speaker 4: of right now. But let's get back to the issue
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  Speaker 4: of someone not being able to get here in thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Is there no one that can get here and take
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  Speaker 4: care of this bill in thirty minus?
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  Speaker 8: Let's figure out how much it is and we'll I'll
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  Speaker 8: try to get that worked out.
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  Speaker 4: So if you can give me kind of tally on
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  Speaker 4: what it is if I had to guess the mate.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, let's look at the fact that here it
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  Speaker 4: is one hundred and six dollars on one month. You know,
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  Speaker 4: let's say it's roughly one hundred bucks each month. You know,
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  Speaker 4: you're looking at five hundred bucks at least. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 4: I have to say.
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  Speaker 8: One hundred one hundred dollars for us. That's that's the true.
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  Speaker 4: You know the problem that bothers me that you people
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: won't pay your bill.
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  Speaker 8: Wait a minute, now, I need you to relax, because
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: I pay my bill.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: You got a mother over here that's apparently you must
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: be the caretaker of and you're not taking care of
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: your mother. From what it seems like, what I need
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: you to.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: Do is relax and not not be accused to hers.
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: That's what I need you to do.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I need you to and what I need you to
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: do is staying up, sir and take initiative. But whatever
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: your responsibility is, and if you're responsible for your mother,
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: then you should you should take care of your mother.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: You know what, you're upset right now, and you're not
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: gonna get me upset with you because you don't know
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: what's going on?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: And what do you not care about your mother? Because
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: in that case, I need to your phone.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: With you right now.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: My job is to get her out of the apartment
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: and pack her things up because the bills I paid
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: and she's saying she's not paying it. To take it
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: up with her something that what you're trying to do
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: is get me to be where you are.
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna connect with you.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to get you to be where I am.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get you to take care of your
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: mother if that's your responsibility, and if it's not, I'll
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: leave it off to her. You and I going back
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: and forth on the phone, and you you having the
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: attitude that you have. What what good is they gonna do?
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: And what is it gonna solve? Are you somebody assists
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: at home and you need to get your something to
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: get a job? What do you need to do to
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: get your mom taken care of? So I can get
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: through the page. And this is not all my self.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be another angry black man with you, sir.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: I have a lot more sense than that. So what
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: I what You're not an angry black man? You're a
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: lazy black man. That's the problem with you. People with you,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: people on what is you? People with those that don't
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: want to work around check every day when the rest
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: are with out here house and busting out with the
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: who who's out busting what?
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: I don't know if you're literator, just you're the manager
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: of the apartment.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: You want to know who I am? Yes, I am
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: mother and your brother David Mahan Junior got me the
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: frank your behind. I him because I'm about to get him.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I hate you man. You got me, David Man. Mister Bragg.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: What is the radio show in the late Steve Harvey
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Morning Show?
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: I got freighted by nephew tongue.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you nephew.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: Coming up next, That is asked the Chief Love Officer,
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: at the top of the hour, we have a real
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: natural disaster joining us this morning. He's a legendary comedian
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: and actor and one of our favorite family members. Stay
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: tuned Steve Harvey Nation for comedian funny man. Earth Quake
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: will be in the building. He'll be our special guest
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: at the top of the hour. But right now it
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: is time to ask the c l O. This one's
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: from Liz and Tulsa. Liz writes, I was helping my
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: besties husband plan a surprise party for her. He transferred
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: one thousand dollars to my account like a dummy, and
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: I told him she'd see it. She saw the transfer,
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: asked why I borrowed money from her husband.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I was honest. Was I supposed to lie? Yeah?
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: You just got to go hey, look, hey, I'm sorry.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: It was trying to be a surprise. I told him
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: not to do it, but this was supposed to be
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: a surprise for your birthday.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So could you please act surprise? Surprise?
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I don't want you to think that's why
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: she sent a thousand dollars.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: How should she act when she gets to the priority seek?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, bad acting a surprise? Okay, here where these
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: people come from? All right?
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Moving on to McDade in Pensacola, my daid writes, I
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: got stung by a bee, and my wife rushed me
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: to the hospital. She had my cell phone the entire
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: time doctors examined me. She raised my call and textlogs,
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: and she quietly drove me home. Should I ask her
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: why she went through my phone?
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Now what you need to do is get your punk
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: ass to start handling these bee stings. That's what you
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: need to do. All this going to the doctor like
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: some little soft ass piece of medicated cotton something. That's
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: what you little tend to ask that. But you'll get
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: some venegars, a brown paper bag, do what they did
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: in the country and put it on that bee sting
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: and go sit your ass down somewhere and be steal.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Get some neo sporn and cut on Walt Disney or
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: something and watch TV till the swelling go down. That's
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: what you should have did. But now you know, down
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: to the damn hospital. All the stuff you could have tried,
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: they ain't even keep you long at the hospital. They
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: released your little ass. You overreacted to a reaction you
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: thought you was gonna have. He had a bee sting. Man,
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: a damn beat little last bumble bee stung, you know,
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: and now you all up in the hospital. She got
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: your phone. I would damn if I got a snake
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: bite this damn phone. I'm gonna stay on in my phone,
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: I find to be in my draws just on vibe anything.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Boy, Yeah, I got a bee sting. I'm gonna go
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: to the doctor a bee stained.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: I bet the next time something hit you out, you
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: get to get a crocodile bite. I bet you asked,
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: won't go down to the hospital no more. That's what
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: the hell you get. That's what's wrong with this generation
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: of men. Now you're two damn soft and you go
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: to house feel I ain't got any bee stain.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You're a b boy.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Look at the times I done got hit by a
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: bee bumble bee, yellowjacket, I had a waltee.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Ain't I been in the hospital. He ain't even have
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: an allergic reaction.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: He just went on.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: I got.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: He hold his hands. Now you now she is your phone?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Should I ask hey or not? Act like you didn't
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: even see it? All right? But the whole text log
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: is gone.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Everything used the nasting as a blessing. That beasting had
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: her wipe out your call log.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Dog, It also wiped out your memory. Yeah, yeah, he
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: has nothing, all right?
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Moving on to you, ain't got to remember nothing. You
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: don't even know what she's talking about.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Oh he has amnesia? Now who is Shirley? All right,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: he's saying these things like that, Steve, it hurts all right, Jeanne.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Moving on to Jehane and Dover, John says, my boyfriend
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: lives with his best friend who's a female. I spent
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: the night and I asked to use his laptop. It
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: was in his roommate's room because she borrowed it. He
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: went and got it, and he came back holding his
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: do rag.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Did she borrow that too? Is something going on with them?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Why it was his do rag in her room because
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: that's where the computer was. You gonna take your dow
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: rag off to work your computer? That's the lot you're
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: She was having trouble with the with the computer. She
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: couldn't get it on. That's why I wanted that.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Your roommate ain't got money for rent or a dale computer.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Who is this help or do rag? They shared dog? Now,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: your do rag is not her heads, golf, her bonnet. Well,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: if it's sack and it does the job, huh.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: He came back in here holding his do rag. You
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: know how many times he can came back in that
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: room holding something? You wouldn't that.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: She wants to know what's going on. I don't told
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: y'all roommates with your best friend what it was a female.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: It don't make no damn sense.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: And you over there every night and you were a man,
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: and you ain't thought about going over that hall one
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: time man stopped into your rooms?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Then please ad I do all right? So okay, all right?
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Last one, Steve. This is from Rita and the Bronx.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: Rita says, this morning, my husband and I had sex.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: He took a quick run around the block, he had coffee,
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: and then he put it on a clean shirt and
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: a suit for work. He only showers at night, so
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: how can he focus all day with that funk? Why
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: doesn't he bathe?
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see the problem, he'll see. Initially I was
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: thinking it was a sex problem.
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: But he didn't ran round the damn yes, got a
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: Oh you didn exercise after you got a mile lean
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: though you now you would work with.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: A clean shirt on. See, that's a whole nother angle
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: right here. I thought she was just talking about they
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: had sex and he went to work. I was gonna say,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: I don't really see a problem with that too. I
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: can't tell you how many times I'd have had sex
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: and just went on somewhere and when I come to work,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: I come to working for a whole lot of people.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: I'll be on TV and everything. Put it together. Yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: now I understand what you're saying. Now, now I see
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: the problem. He just running around the track, you know,
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: quick run and Neil just put his shirt on. He
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: only shower at night, well, you know he do one today.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: We shine at night. I don't know how I can't.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Why here? Your husband? Why don't you ask? What are
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you writing with us? Why are you writing us? Won't
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you ask your husband?
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Or could it be after y'all got through having marital
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: relations that you was in no condition to talk.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: So maybe you're writing us because he laying it down
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: in there so thick you you can't even talk to him.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I believe me. Maybe I'll see you when I get home. Okay,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: she should ask him? All right, thank you, Clo. We
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: got through it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Coming up next to earth quake in the building right
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: after this, you're listening.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Morning show.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Hey, y'all here we are as promised. We got special
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: just this morning. Family member fresh half fresh off his
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: very on Netflix comedy Specialist coming soon to a city
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: near you, and boy, let me tell you something.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: He is worth the damn ticket. Listen to me. Yes,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: high level igness. This is a legend in the stand
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: up game, a legend.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: But it's some people that been that's been watching this
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: go down for a long time, all us included. You know,
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: he's one of our favorite family members. We invited him
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: to join us today talk about his big comedy show
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: in DC, and we're gonna get his opinion on some
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: trending topics. Ladies and gentlemen. He's here, that damn earth quaint.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Quack Quick Quick.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Family is good to talk to y'all again. And first
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: of all, I'm won't tell you, Steve, thank you for
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: helping my relationship here because that elevated you got me
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: elevated you boy, it raises I think I gave years
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: no good women, but none be back. I'm over here, Peeve.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: I want to say thank you man. Elevating you got
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: me going, baby.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: And you thanks you dog.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just letting you know. I thought I thought
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I was out here, but now I'm back. I'm back, Steve.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you nothing like a free commercial.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Hey man, listen and can I say something to you
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: you know this Netflix special, You just celebrated a lated birthday.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, by the way, he turns sixty.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Do you know something, brother, that at sixty, most comedic
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: careers is it's almost gone.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: They're almost done.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: I watched you man for years, not get national recognition,
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: but was selling out theaters everywhere you go because black
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: people knew what I watched happen to you.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Do you know this holds true about old people when
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: they say he may not come when you want him,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: but he's always on time. You right now, at sixty,
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: are bigger than you've ever been in your entire career.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: At sixty, when most dudes is out here folding it up,
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: just trying to make a club date work here and
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: there you out there over sixty. This is biggest. This
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: is the biggest you've ever been. This is a testament
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: to the power of God to me, man, watching your
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: career like this, because I've seen it from day one,
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving, hard
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: working guy. You are a epitome of whatever giving up
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: looks like and what it looks like to hold on
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: and keep fighting through all the nay says and Chappelle
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: came along. Man, it gave you that shot on Netflix,
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: and you take advantage of it and now you just everywhere.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to my man. Damn Quake, Well.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Thank you man forgotten dude. And he always look because
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: even gave me this money I got. Right now, I'll
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: be dead. I'm just letting you know I be gone.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: You understand, and people like Quake hi feel I said.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Don't get me wrong, I've been black rich for a while,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: you know what. I'm just getting mainstream rich. You know
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: what I mean. God has been my law clock for
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: the last twenty five years. I mean, you know what
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I mean. So every time I still homeless, dude that
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: look like me, I'm like, oooh, that could be me.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: So I've never ever been upset. I have never ever
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: had envy for nobody else I knew in time and
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: the biggest to more than anything, see is what you
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: said this to me. I don't need main stream long
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: as I got the respect of my peers. My peers
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: knew they see me like yodaygo as to them. And
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: I did it for me long as the check was
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: right and my peers gave me respect in the game
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: that I'm doing I was. I was happy with it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I was good with it. But right now I need
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: this money and God, just get it. Don't get me wrong.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: I want this money now because I don't want no
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: unsung episode. You don't want to see me living with nobody,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: even sitting down there over my grandmama house, playing fifty
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: years old the dome, not getting me no apple sauce
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: and taking care of the stunt. Hey just pushed me
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: in front of the TV for four days, won't told me,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: won't give me no stir So that's why I want
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: the money now. But thank you, man, you have always been.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: There for me.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Man. I watch you. I tell people all the time,
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: if you really want to do your life right in
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: comedy and life period man, Steve all this the great
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: role models to show how to do it, and just
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: watching you're doing it, man, and that's why I do
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: elevate you. I need it. Man. Now, I'm about I
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: got a young teacher wife, man, and that he stay
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: with us. She said with them, No, I you know't
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: like that. I ain't got no worry about me. She
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: know you said, I don't make love long enough.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I just you know, yeah, I can't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I can't lose my woman for eight minutes. Now life,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: life is a lifetime to find. I'm not gonna lose
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: the eight minutes now, I'm so I asked you you.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Listen, Hey, listen, stay right here. Quake.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: When we come back, y'all, we're gonna tell you where
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: you can see quake at. We got Chicago coming up,
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: and we got DC coming up, and y'all need to
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: get in that Chicago V one O three d C,
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: w h u R. Y'all need to get right because
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: the quake is coming. We're gonna tell you when right
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: after this Steve Harven Morning showing that damn earthquake.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: You're listening.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, We're back.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Our special guest this morning is the one and only
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: the legend Earthquake. Right now, he's out on tour man.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: We've been talking to Quake this morning and everything, and
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: we talked about his career and everything.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: But now we gotta get this sould THESEUS tickets now.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Now we're talking Chicago V one three bad station in Chicago, Yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: and were talking about Washington d C, a heritage station
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: w h u R on the campus of Howard University.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: First of all, Chicago, get ready because he going to
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Country Club Hills, Illinois this Saturday. Quaitn is gonna be
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: in Country Club Hills, Illinois this Saturday. That's about thirty
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: five thirty five north of Chicago. Uh And so y'all,
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: and I'm gonna tell y'all how to get tickets to
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: the Country Club Hills.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Illinois this Saturday.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: And then on Friday, September one, he gonna be on
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: DC at the MGM National Harbor. Y'all know where that is,
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: the big MGM B right over there by the river.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Gonna be a night with the legendary every quake. We're
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: gonna get in that. Now, before we get into that
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: quate quate. You've been watching this Montgomery brawl.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Lord, when you view it, what was your take on
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: this whole situation quake?
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Well, you know they got that little song talking about
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: they don't do this, try that in a small town.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: So they tried it. And what they didn't know when
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: that brother threw that hat up by living in the
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: ladder that was and all them brothers came from land
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: see my playing everywhere, and when the whoomen started to
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: come and believe me, they didn't know what it is.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: I tell you all, thebout. It's nothing wrong with our
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: people's target. We aim, We just had the wrong target,
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: and this time they had the right target. The aim
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: has always been good because we're feelings, our kids, our
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: people are filling right now. But we just been on
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: the wrong had the wrong target. Aim has been perfect.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: But that target was perfect this time, and the aim
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: was outstanding. And when I tell you, they were around there,
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: whooping people around, I took a moment of silence, whopped
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: my kids together. Let this is a black history moment.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: I was.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I went up home depo in but every frozen chairs
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: they had it was for black people. You get a chair,
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: you get a chail, You get it. Yell, what's the chaff.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Don't worry you might need it. You got a chail,
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: you get a chair.
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: I was passing out, saying they called me in the
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: chair man. The chairs is everywhere, because well it was
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: so beautiful. It gave me a more. I cried, I said, damn.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: And then I woke up and hat some popcorn and
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: washed it again. I slowed it up, and when he
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: threw that hand up, I said, he comes to who
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: he do. And they came, and God bless them, killed
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: all of men. Black people can't swim because that was
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: a black Michael Fipp flip with a cross man. That
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: brother got out the water and started laying hands everywhere
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: and it was beautiful.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: It was taking hold off it. Hey on, we'll be
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: back for more this food right after that Steve list show.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: All right, y'all, we back with Steve Harmo to show
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: our special guests. This morning is the Legend Comedy Legend
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: one and on the Earthquake Netfix special pushed him back
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: out there in ways and that we've been talking to.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: This food about this Montgomery brawl.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: And so what y'all got to do is, let me
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: say this man, y'all got to go see this cat man.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: You know, the majority of people have never seen him live.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: The majority of people never saw me live. The majority
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: of the people never saw Michael Jackson live. It just
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: that's the fact, you know. And so if you haven't
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: seen him live, you really need to go see this man,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: because what happens, there's something that happens in the audience.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Man once he gets his role going where he does
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: not take his knee off the neck and the laughter
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: becomes infectious. And once you understand his cadence because he
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: has a very very unique cadence which is made him
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: different from most comedians out there.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Now I have to say.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: I sharing that with him because with storytellers, we're not
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: joke writers. With storytellers, and his stories and his takes
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: on different things, it's just crazy quake. You're gonna be
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: on this Saturday. You're gonna be at the country Club
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Heels in Illinois. That's about thirty miles outside of Chicago.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: So how can they get tickets for that?
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Man, I think they go to ticketmaster dot com. If
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: you want pree tickets, just slide to my DM at
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: the Real Earth. The only stipulation is I'm all out
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: of men tickets. So you know what I mean, grown man,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: nothing but advice. Put your girl on on my d
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I put your mom in yours. There's them and uh
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: and the MBM is very important to me that it's
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: home and you understand it, see because you did it
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: so much time. This is our first relationship with Live Nation,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: with the number one promoter in the world, and uh,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: we're starting to kick the tour me and we're gonna
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: do some future work. And it's the first one that
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I'm doing at home, and I'm coming back home after
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: shooting the Legendary tour and me and Dave Chapell just talk.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: We're going to do another special in February. So I'm
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: looking forward to that too. Yeah, we don't do another
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: text club. I had a TV show coming out. See
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: but of course every time they get to the East,
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: something happening. Now these brothers on strike talking, I'm trying
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: to put them together. Let's let's write something, put my
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: show back on the IAT and go back on strike,
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: you know. So you know, let me get a quait agreement.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean. Let's let's get that done.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: You know, Life's good.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Hey man, now you're show in DC. Just return going
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: to your hometown, d C. That's Friday, y'all, September first,
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: and that's at the MGM. Everybody know what that is.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: That's National Harbor and it's a night with the legendary earthquake.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: So that I want you all to get. So Chicago
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: is this Saturday outside Chicago at the Country Club Hills,
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Illinois this Saturday. And then September one, first time with
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Live Nations, We're gonna be off at the MGM. Quake
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: coming to the crib that ought to sell out. All
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: these tickets gonna sell out. Listen, man, y'all, y'all got
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: to go see this dude. I'm just telling you, man,
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: I sat there and watch this food. The last time
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: I think I worked with quake with years ago, that
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: food went out there and said, I don't know who
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: the hell gonna marry correct Scott King cost the pressure
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: that come with her. What can you offer this woman
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: who was married to a man that's got a street,
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: a holiday and a school name.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: We was in the Bernie went out there and Bertie
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: building down.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Y'all, he't let it happen. I think we all learned
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: a lesson that night that the last time I was
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: a quake man, Quake is.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Worth seeing, y'all.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Quake.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: You're gonna give it to him this weekend.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Man, like my my my income guys involved, you know,
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: on the sun of the boy's money. So I got
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: the young guineas I tell you, so, Yeah, this weekend,
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to it as always, just to go
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: to Chicago. They loved me. Then I'm of course coming
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: back home to let them know I made it, you
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, And let me know that publish
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: a person that went to public school that was pushed
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: through that wasn't be the athlete, can't have a dream?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Get your hands together for the water and on the earthquake.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Morning show coming up in about four min it's after
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today and the
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: subject is if it's not three, don't call me. We'll
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: get into that find out what that's all about. Coming up.
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: There's not three, don't call me. That's the subject. But
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: prank phone call. What you got for its neph divorce papers?
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Divorce papers? Know anything about the divorce papers?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, early morning the voice papers. Let's go cat up.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Hello, I am trying to reach a Jones. Please. My
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: name is Attorney Guidry from the Bastion Law firm. She available.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: How you doing, man?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I'm actually trying to get some business rectified dealing with
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: your divorce that took place, I guess over the.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Last seven old years. My correct?
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: Correct?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I got some foul up with your paperwork here. Now,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: you guys had some property that you owned together, I
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: believe in Avendeale, Am I correct?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Correct. I'm looking at your paperwork here, Misses.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, now we're getting down to the property, and that
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: seems to be where the problem lies.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: This is in Avondale.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: You guys had some property and you sold it as
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: you both went and split your ways. Looking at the
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: paperwork that I have here, it seems like it was
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: filled out incorrectly. I don't know how seven years has
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: passed for this to come back and fall on my
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: desk to be to get rectified. But whatever the dividends
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: were that you guys took and shared that, you're now
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: looking as if you're owing mister Jones an additional eighteen
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars what, ma'am, I don't know. I hate to
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: be the bearer of bad news, but I wanted to
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: bring this information to you and see how we can
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: get it rectified. I'm not looking for you to have
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: that much money available at today, but I do know
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: as a as an attorney for mister Jones, I must
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: say that we're trying to get it taken care of
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: as soon as possible.
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: Oh wait a minute, wait, wait back this, So how
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: do I owe him eighteen.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Thousand every what reason?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Well? The paperwork here ma'am.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Seems to be Yeah, what the PaperWorks say.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: It wasn't supposed to be fifty percent, fifty percent between
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: you and what you all. It should have been seventy
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: five twenty five and he being seventy five percent of
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: the property owed to him and twenty five percent.
• 47:34
  Speaker 9: Oh no, I don't know how what do you know?
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: Louisa is a community practice? And how could he get
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: seventy five percent and I get twenty five?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: From my understanding that he paid most of the bills
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: when you guys were living together, And.
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: I don't have anything to do with that. No, he
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: didn't paid most of the bills. I work and contribute
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: to right, and I understand that.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: But I understand from what I have here on the paperwork,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: and I understand that you'd had some contribution to it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: But it just seems like you did not contribute as
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: much as he did.
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: And yes, and did I never heard like this.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I do apologize, man, But what I do need you
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: to do is is definitely not use that type of
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: language while I'm on the phone.
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, look, I don't really have to talk to
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: you because I know I don't know. I don't owe
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: no Jones, no eighteen thousand dollars, and he didn't overpay
• 48:22
  Speaker 9: me because it was communitive profit. I had two children
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: for him. I left with none yet after and there's
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: no way I'm going to pay him no eighteen thousand dollars.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Man, I hate to get a little abrupt with you,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: but you are going to pay this eighteen thousand dollars.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Now, that's going to happen. Now.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I if I have to garnish your check and do it,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: then that's the way it will have to be done.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: But the money will be coming to mister Kirk Jones
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: in the summer of eighteen thousand. Call it backt Yeah, Look,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: don't you hang up on me again. Now, if I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: have to put a lien on your property or put
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: a lien on your which one.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Do you want?
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Look and talk to me life that I talk to
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: you anyway I want to to.
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: Talk about because once I went to Kurk that all
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: that was over with.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: You're gonna pay eighteen thousand dollars, that's what you're gonna do.
• 49:07
  Speaker 9: Uh huh.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't want to have to come to your house,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: ma'am to pick up this money, but I will.
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: I'm not working. I want to know how do I
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: have to pay him eighteen thousand.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: See, you're not working. That's our problem from the start.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: That's why it wasn't fifty to fifty. That's why it
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: was seventy five twenty five because you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Were not holding the d I work all through the upstate.
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: That made twenty six.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Years and I worked, Well, what is your butt doing now? Nothing?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Well, there we go. That seems to be the root
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: of our problem, isn't it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: No, that ain't a rule of no tible, because I
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: want to know how did Kirk could get eighteen percent
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: and read that as a community property. He had his
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: lawny and I had my life. He agreed to it,
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: and that was that. So I don't know how I
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: owe him eighteen thousand, ma'am.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: That's the way the problem was.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Evidently you didn't read the paperwork that you signed when
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: you and Kirk separated seven years ago. Now, if you
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: didn't read your paperwork correctly, this is why comes back
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: to bite you.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: In your butt.
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: Oh no, it's not. Because I had a lawyer and
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: he learned his lawyer. We agree with that. That was
• 50:08
  Speaker 9: back and forward, and we agree with everything he signed
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: up to and that was done.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe you didn't have a lawyer that was worth
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: for them who didn't read the bottom of the paperwork himself.
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: And I had a lawyer and thought I had a
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: good lawyer.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: And I understand that man, when that happens.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: A lot of a lot of times, I can't believe that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: And I had two children struggle with him, and we
• 50:28
  Speaker 9: got what we got by both of us worked. And
• 50:31
  Speaker 9: this he gonna come back and and oh no, I'm
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: gonna fight this.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: When can we expect the payment starting to work on
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: this eighteen thousand?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean I'm gonna have to get a date
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: or something where I can start getting five hundred dollars
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: from you per month.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Or something like that.
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: Yes, indeed, five hundred a month. I haven't worked. I
• 50:50
  Speaker 9: was working. And when you want to sit, I don't
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: think I should have to tell you all this because
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: I need to get talked to me a lawyer, because
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: I'm not agreeing to anything, because I don't think that
• 51:01
  Speaker 9: it's not fair. I tell you give me a dad,
• 51:05
  Speaker 9: not because I'm going to have to.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Get me a lawyer.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep my composent as an attorney, ma'am?
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: How do you have the writer?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: And I don't have? No?
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Say?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: So? Over there?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Are you?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Have you remarried?
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: No? I haven't.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, you realize if I don't get the money, then
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I don't get paid. Right listen, I'm going to be
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: down in your area probably on Wednesday. Do you think
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: you and I can get together and probably talk about this?
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Because I want to help you as much as I can?
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: Because I don't think it's fair to me. When's the
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: wed I'm not I could be there.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Well, you think that maybe you and I can get
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: together maybe and work something? O?
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Yees?
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: Because I know I'm not. I mean I cannot afford
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: to pitch No.
• 51:48
  Speaker 10: Eighteen hundred.
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: You know, took the house from it for little or nothing.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: And I tell you what, I tell you what I'll
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: do this. I won't. I won't tell mister Jones anything
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: but only on one condition. That's me and you being
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: able to work this thing out behind close doors. What
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: you mean work it out? I mean work it out?
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: What do you mean?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: I mean? I don't know? Tell me, well, maybe you
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: know I'm dumb some relations or something.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: Why would you want a relationship with me, not.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: That relationship, but just you know, maybe kind.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Of kick it, kick your way. I'm dumb, I don't know.
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: I don't know nothing about life.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I think you know a whole lot about life.
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: No dumb, But why is you messing with me?
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I just want to see if we can maybe get together.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I'll throw all his paperwork out and I'm like, no,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: it's not possible. But you meet me Wednesday. I'll make
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: this thing go away.
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: I don't believe.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I tell you what else. You ain't gonna believe what
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: got pranked by your sister Janets.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: You no good?
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I got Janis on the phone. I got I got
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: her grand baby on the phone. You just got about
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: the whole family.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: Yes, I'm gonna kick you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: There you have it, divorce papers, don't. Don't everybody get
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: too all right? Stupid is on the way, and stupid
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: is on the way tomorrow. That's New Orleans, Louisiana. That's
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: the Singer Theater that's not hosted about yours true. Letting
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: after you, Tommy. Hell, Junior Boy is in the building.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Tony Robertson's in the building. Doma Nick, that girl funny
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: as all get out in the building, and the legend
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: herself Mo Nique in the building. It's at the singer
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: It's going down tomorrow night, baby in the n ol BB.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We second lining all the way to the stage door.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: And when we come up in there, we come up
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: in there straight, stupid, straight, ignant, And you know, a
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: couple of Benya's in the back. I got ben Ya's
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: is gonna be in my dressing room. I got my thing, lady,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I got new all and in my dressing room, I'm.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Reading you got some jacheries, you got some being as yeah,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: thing like, yeah, thank you guys.
• 54:11
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• 54:15
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• 54:18
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• 54:22
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• 54:40
  Speaker 2: You never know.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: It could be yours. You never know, buckle Leven, hold
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here it is
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: Thank you A few subjects. If it's not three, don't
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: call me. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm divorced and I met
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: a man that wanted a relationship with me, but I
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: wasn't ready for a commitment yet. He used to call
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: me his fun friend because we hung out and got
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: drunk and then we'd have a lot.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Of great sex.
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: I could go a few days without talking to him,
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: but then he started getting caught up and he wanted
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: a relationship. I had to bring him back to reality
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: by doing a threesome with him and one of my coworkers.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: Adding a woman to the mix threw him off. He
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: said that he really did like me, but it is
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: crystal clear that I'm just with him for sex. He
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: stopped calling me and he wouldn't answer my calls. I
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: started to miss this man, and I realized after about
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: three weeks that I wanted to be with him. So
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: I popped up at the lounge where we met. He
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: noticed me and came over to say hello. I poured
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: my heart out and admitted that I was stupid to
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: let him go, and I apologized for bringing my coworker
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: to have sex with us without asking him first. He
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: told me it's all good, and he said he's moved
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: on and he is just going with the I asked
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: if we could go to his house to talk and
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: have makeup sex. He said I could come by later,
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: so I went home to freshen up, and when I
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: walked into his house, my co worker that we had
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: the threesome with was on the sofa. He laughed in
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: my face, said they've been hooking up since he ghosted me.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: He said he should have known I was trashy.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: Early on when I told him, if it's not three,
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: don't call me, meaning I'm into threesomes. I left hurt
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: and embarrassed. I thought that all men liked threesomes. I
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: was trying to be cool, but I had it all wrong.
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: Did he invite me over to be cruel and seek revenge?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: But why? All right?
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: Listen, Yes, of course he did all of that to
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: get back at you. Yeah, laughing your face all of
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: that because you heard him. Obviously, he was mad that
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: you rejected him. Early on, he was ready for a relationship.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: But you said you weren't ready for a commitment, and
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: so to you know, to fend off his advances and everything,
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: you introduced him to a threesome with your coworker. That
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: was your mistake. You do realize that, and now you
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: want the man back. Well, a lot has happened in
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: those three weeks you were gone, and you missed out
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: on a good man. He didn't even want a threesome,
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: and you basically forced it on him because you say
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: you thought that's what men liked, well, not this man.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: So the lesson here is that you know, if the
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: man doesn't bring it up threesomes.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: That is why are you bringing this up?
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: Why why are you introducing this into your relationship? Just
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: because you're not ready for a serious relationship, that doesn't
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: mean you should introduce your man to a threesome. Where's
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: the logic in that? I mean, threesomes aren't for everyone.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: There aren't for everyone, and you were just doing something.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: Now he no longer respects you, he no longer wants you,
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: and now he's with your co worker. He called you trashy,
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: But your coworker was also in that threesome. Maybe she
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: gets a pass because he didn't have feelings for her
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: at the time.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Now you have to move on because he clearly has.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: He clearly has.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Steve is doomed from the beginning. I don't understand people.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, look, you can do what you want to do.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: This is a free world, and it's a falling one too,
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: So we more open about everything now than we've ever been,
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: you know so, And then you recorded and you got
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: cyberspace it. This whole thing is wrong from the begin go.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: You divorced, You met a man who wanted to have
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: a relationship with you, but you wasn't ready for a commitment.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: So he started calling you his fun friend. Y'all hung out,
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: got drunk, had great sex, and you could go some
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: days without talking to him. But then the man you say,
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: he got caught up, started having feelings for you and
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: wanted a relation.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: So this was your idea.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: You said, I had to bring him back to reality
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: by doing a threesome with him and one of my coworkers.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: That's how you bring him back to reality. That was
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: a good idea. Adding a woman to the mix threw
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: him off. He said, he really did like me. Now
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: this man really liked you, crystal clear and I'm just
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: with him for the sec So.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: He stopped calling you, and he wouldn't answer your cause
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: because now you fooled it. See, he thought he had
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: something that you really weren't. And he thought he had
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: something special, and you don't even think you special. See
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: that's why I tell.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Women all the time, you always got.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: To keep yourself special, because that's how we gonna treat it. See,
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: we gonna treat it the way you treat it. If
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: you think your thing is special when we get it,
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: that's how we gonna treat it. But if you you
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: don't think it's special, what you what?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: You?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: What you want us to do?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: And this is a prime example of that. You passed
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: it around to the coworker girl and to him, so
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: he went, oh okay, I thought she was just right here,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: but she really ain't. Anyway, he stopped calling. You wouldn't
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: take your calls. Then you started to miss this man
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: and realize after about three weeks that you really wanted
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: to be with him. So you popped up at the
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: lounge where we met. He noticed me, came over to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: say hello. Poured your heart out.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Admit it.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: I was stupid to let him go. I apologize for
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: bringing you cowork in to have sex with his lines
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: in first he said it's all good now, he said,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: now i'd have moved on. I'm just going with the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: flow now.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: So okay.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: So now, when I thought I could have something with somebody,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: you tricked me and told me you was tricky. So
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: now I'm off that right now, I'm just going with
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: the flow. When we come back, I'm gonna show you
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: how to flow go because he told you at the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: but you didn't know.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Right, I'll tell you how to flow.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Steve.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: Coming up in twenty three minutes after we'll recap today's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: Strawberry letter. We'll have part two of Steve's response. This
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: subject is if it's not three, don't call me. We'll
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: get back into it right after this.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: The subject if it's not three, don't call me?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Well, okay, you got a divorce, You met a man
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: really liked you. You wasn't ready for a commitment. Then
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: he after a while he started catching feelings for you.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: You thought you'd bringing back to reality about inviting the threesome.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: Into y'all's bedroom. So you had a lady co work
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: at your job come over and y'all had a threesome together. Okay,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: kind of threw the man off, and so he said, Wow,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: he thought he had something special with you because he
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: really liked you.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: He got upset because.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: You brought this woman in. He thought he had some
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: special cause really liked you. So now he quit calling
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: you and returning your calls, and he don't want to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: have nothing to do with you. And then after three weeks,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: you missed the man and you realize, well, I like
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: this guy, and so you decided to catch up with him.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: So since you wouldn't return your cars, you went to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: the lounge where y'all met. He noticed you over there.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: He went up to you and spoke to you. Then
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: you poured your heart out, admitted you were stupid to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: let him go. You apologize for bringing your coworker have
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: sex with us without asking him first. He told me
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: it's all good, he said he'd have moved on and
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: now he just going with the flow. See, you created
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: this monster. Now you went up. Now you met the
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: monster you created. He just going with the flow. So
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: now you asked right there here you go again and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: taking it upon yourself. You don't know how to follow,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: no lead, You always leading. I asked, could we go
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: to his house to talk and have makeup sex. That's
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: what you said. You just went up to the lounge,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: so you thought, give him a little bit more and
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: then y'all be right back to go. He said you
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: could come by later, so you went onto the house
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: and freshened up. Right then you walked into his house
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: and the coworker that y'all had the threesome with was
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: sitting on the sofa.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Uh oh.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: He laughed in my face and said they've been hooking
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: up since he ghosted me.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: He said he should have known I was trashy early
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: on when I told him, if it's not three, don't
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: call me. Wait a minute, your that's your mantra. Uh
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: So now you're sitting up in here, and now he
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: told you he knew you was trashy. And when you
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: told him, if it's not three, don't call me, meaning
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: I'm in the threesomes, I left hurt and embarrassed.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I thought, all men like threesomes. Have you been listening
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: to this show? I knew you were going to get
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: to that I told you more than one time. I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: feel about it.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: I am not the one clear. It was something more
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: that I thought it was. I did not know what hell,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: what's going on here? It was one of the most
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: traumatic experiences.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Of my life. I've scorred from that. It's grown now.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: It's goodn't that? Yeah? I was well. I was in
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: my forties, I said my forty. Anyway, I ain't. I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: ain't recovering from that one yet. I ain't got quiet now,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: just talking about No. I was trying to be cool,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: but I had it wrong.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Do he invite me? I was trying to be cool,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: but I had it all wrong? Do he invite me
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: over to be cool and secret fenge for why?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was being mean because you hurt him. He
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: wanted you for real, and then you introduced him to
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: the Oakie dope. So now he just going with the flow.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: He don't even want the girl that's over there, because
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: he already knows she trashy too, because he describes women's
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: who want threesomes as trashy.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: So now he just going with the flow. Now he
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: don't want a relationship.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: Now he just flowing with the trashy type chicks, and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: your girl trashy because she came in there.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: But she a better trashy than you, because he at
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: least he didn't like her. So let me just go
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: and stay with this, right. See that's what a man said.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just going with the flow. Oh that ain't a
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: good thing, because that's the flow, funky man.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: So now, yeah, they're gonna and then, of course he
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna have nothing with her because he know what
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: she is. Because he thinks women who invite three someomes
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: is trashy. That's his opinion. He has every right to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: feel that way. So you know, she ain't got nothing.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: She got what you didn't want, and now you want
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: what she got. But now what either one of y'all
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: got is just the flow guide. Now let me tell
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: y'all something about threesomes that I've discovered. Threesomes have no
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: solid footing or future. Oh it's probably exciting, it's probably fun,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: and it's probably thrilling, and I can understand how a
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: person could.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Feel that way.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: But threesomes have no future. You know why, because you're
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: dealing with three people. It's hard enough to keep one
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: mate happy and be compatible with one person over a
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: period of time. There's no way to do it with
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: three because there's too many wonts, needs, desires, it's too many,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: too many different things going on in the threesome.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: You're trying to three people what you think, what you think,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: what you think? What you think? But Steve, it's so
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: one man.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: Yes, comment, but it has no future because you can't
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: build a solid relationship with three people.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: All right, just your comments.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Let us know what you think on Today's Letter on
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: Instagram at Steve Harvey FM and check out the Strawberry
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: Letter podcast on the iHeartRadio app. Coming up next, it
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: is Sports Talk with Junior.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: You're listening.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Morning show.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: you got, Junior man, Shirley.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: The news coming out these camps. Oh my gosh, I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: don't even know what's going on down in Dallas.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: You know, they said to now that in pre season
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: Dak Preston has thrown nine interceptions already.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he up to nine in practice already. So it
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: was Monday two, it was three, yeah, yup to nine
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: now now here here another thing though.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: It got so bad that him and Trayvon Diggs and
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: got into it, and Trayvon then told Dak Prescott, you
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: need to shut your beat up. That's what he told him.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, when you break up. Yes, yes, told
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: him that, and nothing happened. I don't see how anyother
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: fight in cowboy Land. That's what I can't tell me that.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say, be breaking. He told the
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: blank up. Yeah, b a up? Yeah, oh yeah, shut
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: your b up. I'm going what that cussing.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Up?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: But could you just take that as a quarterback of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: the team. You just don't even swing or nothing, just gone.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know how much Dak may you know how
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: much Trayon. That's a simple difference now it is. They're
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: not gonnad of Dak over track. We're talking about hundred
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: hundred some two hundred million. We're talking twenty one.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Yellow Yillo. Yeah, we could take that. They ain't gonna bother.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: You're gonna take that.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know why Trayvon talking to that. But if
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: they do the numbers, I tell you who's gonna be
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: gone first.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Well, well, yeah, that's true. A cold boy. He's that boy,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: pure greatness.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: I love Treyvon.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they need to get it together in Dallas
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: if they get to this every year with Dallas. I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: told you, man, I love the players on the Dallas Cowboys.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: I love Jerry.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Jones, the owner. I love his family.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I think they's some great people.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: I can't stand that damn star on that hel Man
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: and them talking about the America's team.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I just can't stand the Dallas Cowboys. But I like
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: all the players. I like Ezechia. You like all the players, man.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: The players are some cool dudes, and the owner's cool. See.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You gotta understand.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: The Dallas Cowboys was in the North Division before that
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: was an AFL in the NFL. They was in the
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: same division as the Cleveland Browns. So I hated the
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Dallas Cowboys at the end of the if you my
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: hate for them continue, so I can't help it. I
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: love all the players and the owners thought they great.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Can't staying the Cowboys.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, we got some week one preseason football
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: this weekend, man, catching games games on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: So we got games all weekend long. It's preseason though, really,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: no start is starting. Ain't really none of that we're
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: gonna see.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's better than baseball though, my husband so happy.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, junior.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: And coming up at the top of the hour, Uh,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: steven man has a run in with his neighbor's wife
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: and he wants to tell the husband about it.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: You're listening morning show, all right, So Carl and slide
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: else as my wife invited a neighbor over for drinks,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: and the neighbor started talking about how good she isn't
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: doing this thing that I love. She asked my wife
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: that if it was okay to show me, and my
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: wife allowed her to do it. She gave me an
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: out of body experience that day. Now it's so weird
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: whenever I see her husband, because as a man, I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: would want to know if my wife had hooked up
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  Speaker 6: with one of our neighbors in that way.
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  Speaker 1: Should I have a heart to heart with this guy?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: So you want a shot shared in the backyard?
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  Speaker 5: Why are you running your mouth? You your wife's let
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: this woman do this to you. Yeah, at buddy, and
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  Speaker 5: now you wants to tell the husband your stup.
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  Speaker 1: You don't. You don't want to get it done again.
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  Speaker 6: That's why, uncle, you don't want to shut it down.
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  Speaker 5: You don't see this as a as a gift. You
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: don't recognize this. Talk about the neighborhood. Watch pok, you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: talk about the homeowners association. I can't believe what.
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  Speaker 1: Brother. Let me ask you something, brother, Why would you
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  Speaker 1: tell her husband?
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  Speaker 6: Because he wants He says he would want to know
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: if his wife hooked up with one of the neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: So he is, you know, I guess in his mind
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  Speaker 1: trying to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Bru.
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  Speaker 1: You need to find out. Bru.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: You're gonna mess around. You're gonna mess around, and this
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: this is gonna go way different than you think.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna give me a house and slid al
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 5: So let me see how this conversation gonna go. So
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna go dan dong, you're gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Ready to do?
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  Speaker 1: Man, Hey, neighbor, Hey man, how you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What can I do?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Fun?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I need to talk to you, man, I need to talk. Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: what's going on? You need to bow my lawnmower? You go?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: He even weedy or what you need? That ain't what
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I want? No, that ain't want to talk to you
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: about your wife. Pardon me.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: I want to talk to you about your wife. Wait,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: a guy, you don't talk to me about my wife?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: What about my wife? Well, she came over the other
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: day and we was drinking, and man, I got to
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: tell you that.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know what I don't say.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: He had my eyes rolled in the back of my head.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Did you get something in your eyes? No, it wasn't
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: in my eye.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: It's no is no way, no way to address this
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: subject because before you get to.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: The how it happened, it's too much can happen before that.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: You won't even get to the end of this conversation,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: right because it just brushs stupidest thing you could do
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: is bring this off. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you got a free one. You got it over.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: It's a secret. These are those things you take to
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: the grave. You know, y'all need to quit.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: Quit watching football together and all this here, all to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: each other's.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Tools and all that. You know, just distance yourself.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: But I know the next time she over there drinking
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: with the wife, I'm gonna be sitting there quiet as hell.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: All right, coming up in minutes after, we'll have more
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  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: Ought to stand up taking my damn shirt off right now?
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  Speaker 1: It Yeah, I'm feeling feeling up, feeling about you know,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things, all right, Steve, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 6: thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of would
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're.
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  Speaker 6: Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time out for a round
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  Speaker 6: of would you rather? Would you rather pay three thousand
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: dollars for Stephen A. Smith basketball camp?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Or would you rather pay three thousand dollars for a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: Shirley Strawberry cooking camp?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: Me, because that's gonna be funny as hell. Right, I'm
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 11: gonna get way more joy out of Junior. I work
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 11: with you every day I come to the camp. Yeah,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 11: I tay you three thousand because I know one thing
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 11: is gonna happen at the camp. We're not gonna have
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: a complete meal.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: And we need a fire apartment deal. Yeah, it's gonna
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: be waiting Moreever, Steve A or B? Would you rather
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: hooking camp? Damn show? Be in there laughing my.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: Everybody gathered around that one little ragged ass crock pot.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: All right, learn how to do nothing else? You could
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: do it all in the crock pot.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: Would you rather wax your entire buttocks? Or would you
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: rather shave you your head or don't shave your head?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: Not shave your head for a whole month. So either
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: wax your butt or not shave your head for a month. No, man,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 6: So you don't want to shave your head?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can go with out. Saved my head for
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: a month, wax h my butt. I don't know. I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: don't really get that every day people. I'm not in
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: that people's sections. I'm not in talking about the butt
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: or the middle, boat all of it. The butt, okay,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: a whole circumference. I can't do the middle, you can
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: do the outside. I don't get it. Do shave my
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: head in Juna? Wait?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: What I got to do?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: You just dog considering you want him to. You start
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: looking into this head.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Shave ain't gonna after a while, It ain't gonna It
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna take long.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Would you rather it's getting back there?
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather tell your wife you'll be out late,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: or would you rather deal with it when you got home.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, he damn, I'm telling you. I'm telling
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: you deal with it when you get home. You be
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: up all night.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: Lord, have mercy because now now you sneaking now, okay, because.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm always home. My wife faint ever had to look
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: for me at night.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: I'm home.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Where I'm going? Am I going? You can't nowhere?
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  Speaker 4: You can't do that.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Where am I going?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: No, where I'm gone?
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  Speaker 6: All right, guys, that's today's round of would you Rather?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: And coming up next, it is our last break of
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from the
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 6: the day on this Friday.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's been a good week. By fast huh.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: We we got to say thank you to Earthquake for
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 6: stopping by quake.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 6: Make sure you go see him in Chicago and DC
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 6: and Steve before you get to your closing, we had
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: one more would you rather? Okay, would you rather swim
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: across the lake to help fight or would you rather
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: record it all for social media?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: No, I want to swim across because the biggest. The
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: biggest thing is my black ass swimming that far. I
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: want to see that happen from the boat in case
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: swim that damn far. That nig war right there was
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: my hero. Yeah yeah, hey, listen, man, these are my
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: toes remarks at that. I was just, you know, I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: was watching CNN the other night and I was looking
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: at the Republican political polls for the presidency, and there's
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: about eight candidates. There isn't a single Republican candidate that
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: has twenty percent approval of the Republican Party. Christy was
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: at two percent. Tim Scott was at two percent. Uh
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: pit pencel was at three percent. All these other political
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: people were at three percent, two percent. I don't even
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: remember anybody in double digits. Desantist was down in single
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: digit percentage. A double digit approval rating candidate for the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: Republican Party is Donald J. Trump with fifty four percent.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: I just sat there and looked at my TV the
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: other day and it just made me realize, man, just
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: how bad a shape this country is really In the
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: Republican Party. Man, I just don't know how you're not
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: ashamed at this point. I just really really don't. And
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: the Republican super pac that's anti Trump has been spending
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: a lot of money with these ads of old Trump
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: supporters who supported Trump with flags and everything, who are
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: now saying I just can't do it. I can't support
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: him as president. And it's not even making a dent.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Donald J.
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  Speaker 5: Trump is fifty four percent of the Republican choice for president.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: A man, excuse me, but are you all?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: You all are just showing me. The Republican Party is
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: showing me that that's just who you are, and you're
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: not even hiding it anymore. You're willing to elect one
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: of this one of the immorlly corrupt people. Why And
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: the only thing I can stand to come up with
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: is that's how you are. You're okay with moral corruption,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: You're okay with breaking the law as long as you
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: get what you want. That's okay. But I'm not really surprised.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: That's how you got America. Your forefathers took.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: America the same way America was stolen.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: You took this from a series of people, and you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: made it yours through corruption and killing, deception and war.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: So that's the.
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  Speaker 5: I remember one time watching a protest while Donald Trump
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: was running and these teenage white kids was from this
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: affluent high school and they were protesting against the Native Americans.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: And the Native American was shouting at this young teenager, said,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: your forefather stole this country.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Don't you understand it?
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: The white boy's response was, Yeah, I get it. That's
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: the way it goes. So what it happens like that,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: you take what you want by any means necessary. That
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: was the white teenager response. You know where he got
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: that from? He was taught that that you aren't born
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: that way. You're taught that. And so this Donald Trump
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: resurfacing again as your primary Republican candidate, it just says
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: a lot about the Republican Party. It says a lot
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: about America, man, and we are really that America. Y'all
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: are that sick? You all are okay? How can Donald
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: Trump be the example that you want to show to
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: your kids as who you would want to represent your nation.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: And you're okay with that with your kids, you're okay
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: with that for your grandkids. Wow, man, that's kind of crazy.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: So you're actually telling us that we actually have no
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: chance in this country. We don't this country doesn't stand
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: a chance. We're crumbling. Man right in front of our eyes.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: Because if you can tell me that Donald Trump is
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: good for America, that Donald Trump is good for this
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: country in spite of all the lies he has told,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: and are you so blinded by that man that you
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: really believe what he's saying? Come on, man, are y'all
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: kidding me? It's so blatantly obvious what he's done. And
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: y'all just support this man whole, and it just leads
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: me to come to one conclusion. It's because that's just
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: how you are. But I've been knowing it for quite
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: some time. It's just amazing how you're willing to prove it.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: So I can only say thank you because I've known
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: this the entire time, and now you've proved it over
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: and over again. So good luck to everybody else. Make
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: sure you register to vote, because if you don't, he
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: will be president again. And he wants to be president
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: so he can be free from being indicted. That's his
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: real reason. He has no plan for this country. He
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: never had one. He just wants to avoid indictment by
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: becoming a sitting president. That's all it is. We're just
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: dealing with a country full of cowards. I'm glad I
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: ain't want of them. I bet I don't vote is
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: as I don't give damn what y'all say, and y'all
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: sick for voting for him.
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• 1:26:55
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