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Steve's Breakup Handbook, Comedy Roulette, Church Complaints, Sex Workout and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all bet all
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 3: So given the.
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  Speaker 4: Black the million bush, Yeah, listen to show.
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  Speaker 5: I don't joy, yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 4: You don't you love you? Turn?
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  Speaker 6: We got to turn the mouth turn you probably got
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  Speaker 6: to turn the mouth out.
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  Speaker 4: The money up looking.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on you think huh? I sure will? Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harley
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  Speaker 2: got a radio show. You know, I think I ought
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  Speaker 2: to explain something to y'all. You know when I wake
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  Speaker 2: up in the morning and I say, dig me now,
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  Speaker 2: what I'm asking you to do is it's old school,
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  Speaker 2: you know, man, And you know you said old people
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  Speaker 2: say I dig you know da da da, never stop
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  Speaker 2: saying that. I'm sorry, but dig me now. It's just
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  Speaker 2: I want you to I wan't you really feel me?
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  Speaker 2: I want you to understand what I'm saying, because really,
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  Speaker 2: this morning inspiration is all given in the spirit of
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  Speaker 2: sharing and love. It ain't about to expose me in
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  Speaker 2: any way. That's not the purpose of it. But I
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  Speaker 2: found that in my morning inspiration that's best that I
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  Speaker 2: use some things about myself, because I mean, what better
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  Speaker 2: example can I use? Because I know me, I know
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  Speaker 2: what's happened to me. I know exactly how I felt
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  Speaker 2: all along the way concerning almost everything, every aspect of
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  Speaker 2: my life. I now fully do really understand why God
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  Speaker 2: had my life spend the way it spun. And here's
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  Speaker 2: the part that I want to give to you this morning,
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  Speaker 2: that first of all, whatever position you find yourself in today,
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  Speaker 2: we kind of come to one realization that we got
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  Speaker 2: ourselves there. We put ourselves there by a series of
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  Speaker 2: thoughts and actions. Thoughts turn into things. That's very important
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  Speaker 2: to know. So let's look at both sides of it.
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  Speaker 2: For people who think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things,
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  Speaker 2: and the direct opposite is true for those who think
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  Speaker 2: positive thoughts, it turns into positive things.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deal. It's as simple as that, folks.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot break it down any cleaner, I cannot make
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  Speaker 2: it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one glaring
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  Speaker 2: question for all of us always is on a daily basis,
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  Speaker 2: what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are
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  Speaker 2: you thinking? What are your thoughts? Because I can assure
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  Speaker 2: you and is not by a promise of mine. This
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  Speaker 2: is not a theory that Steve Harveyden came up with.
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  Speaker 2: This is a fact of life.
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  Speaker 7: This is biblical, This is spiritual, This is written, This
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  Speaker 7: is philosophical.
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  Speaker 2: This is the law of the universe. However, you need
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  Speaker 2: to drink this medicine to take to get it down
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  Speaker 2: and feel what I'm saying to you. This is just
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  Speaker 2: the way it is now and here the cold part, folks.
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  Speaker 2: It don't matter if you believe me or not. It
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  Speaker 2: does not matter if you have never been explained this
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  Speaker 2: or not. And it does not matter if you think
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  Speaker 2: it works in your life or not.
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  Speaker 1: It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way
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  Speaker 1: it is. It is as.
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  Speaker 7: Scriptural, it is a spiritual, it is philosophical.
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  Speaker 1: It's just whatever's the law of the universe. You call
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want call it.
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  Speaker 2: However, you got to dress this thing up to put
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  Speaker 2: it in the phase that you can feel me. I
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  Speaker 2: want you to feel me now, because this is all
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  Speaker 2: it is. So when I say that you are where
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  Speaker 2: we are today because we thought ourselves here, are you
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  Speaker 2: best to believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no
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  Speaker 2: one else see. Let me explain something. I got people
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  Speaker 2: around me who so badly want to take credit for it,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't allow it. But because I keep pointing
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  Speaker 2: to the heavens, I keep pointing and trying to say
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  Speaker 2: it out loud as many times as I can without
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  Speaker 2: being so offensive, that my life is by design, by
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  Speaker 2: grace and mercy, by blessings from God. My life is
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  Speaker 2: because God has seen it to be so. Oh, but
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  Speaker 2: I got plenty people around me want credit for it
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  Speaker 2: and want you to not give credit to God and
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  Speaker 2: give it to them.
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  Speaker 1: I got that.
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  Speaker 2: I got that, But I understand that. See, I understand
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  Speaker 2: what that is. That's a person whose design is to
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  Speaker 2: get the credit. But it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's so clear to me what my father was saying
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  Speaker 1: to me. Man, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: As I get older and older, he always said to me, son,
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  Speaker 2: everybody come with you can't go with you. See, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how people say it in church. You
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  Speaker 2: know sometime they go, well, people come into your life
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  Speaker 2: for seasons, and I guess that's the same thing. You
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  Speaker 2: know they seizing up. They gone well, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: then but then hit the way they try to hold
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  Speaker 2: you though, or you're gonna forget where you come from.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna keep it real no more.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to go back where I come from.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to keep it that real no more.
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  Speaker 2: It was real enough for me living in the car.
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  Speaker 2: I had enough of that real. I don't gonna keep
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  Speaker 2: it real now. I don't keep it real. I wanna
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  Speaker 2: go keep it dreamy. I want to go keep it fantasized.
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  Speaker 1: I want, I wanna.
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  Speaker 2: I want to keep it out of this world. I
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  Speaker 2: want to keep it off the chain. I want to
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  Speaker 2: keep it moving. I want to keep it ball, and
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  Speaker 2: I want to see what that's like. So nah, I
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  Speaker 2: ain't gonna forget where I come from, but you ain't
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  Speaker 2: gonna hold me to that though See, thoughts become things
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  Speaker 2: all day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the
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  Speaker 2: things that you want written down? What do you think
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  Speaker 2: about the most? How grateful are you for what all
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  Speaker 2: God has done for you? Where you at with that?
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  Speaker 2: See here hear another law? If thoughts become things, let
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  Speaker 2: me ask you this. If all you thinking about is
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  Speaker 2: your debt, if all you're thinking about is what you
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  Speaker 2: ain't got, If all you thinking about or is all
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  Speaker 2: woe is me?
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  Speaker 1: If all you.
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  Speaker 2: Thinking about is every time I turn around, I'm sick.
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  Speaker 2: If all you thinking about it's the things in life
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  Speaker 2: that you're lacking. If that's all you thinking about, and
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  Speaker 2: if thoughts become things, how much debt you think you
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  Speaker 2: gonna stay in, how much, how much how much lacking
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  Speaker 2: you think you're finn to fill your life with? How
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  Speaker 2: much most stuff you fin to not have because you
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  Speaker 2: keep thinking about it all the time. When you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you, when it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna come out your mouth, Man, that I may not
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  Speaker 2: be where I want to be, but I show am
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  Speaker 2: grateful for what you've given me so far, for the
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  Speaker 2: things I have today, because I don't have to have these.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that does? That then opens up room
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  Speaker 1: for more stuff.
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  Speaker 2: To come your way. To be grateful fall. But if
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna be ungrateful, ah, man, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't God, I don't claim to be, But let
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  Speaker 2: me ask you something, man. If you ungrateful for the
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  Speaker 2: things we got, If we can't show no gratitude for
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  Speaker 2: what we.
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  Speaker 1: Have, why would God give us some most stuff to
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  Speaker 1: be ungrateful for? What would he do that for? Tada?
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  Speaker 2: Anybody feel me right now? So when I say, come on, y'all,
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  Speaker 2: dig me. Now, do you understand why I say dig me?
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  Speaker 2: Because I want you to feel me. I want you
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  Speaker 2: to understand and come to the understanding, not saying you ain't.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's so many people got a deeper understanding than
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  Speaker 2: me about this whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you they do, but they listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get you to walk up in
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  Speaker 2: this light, man, so you can go on with your
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  Speaker 2: life and quit tripping yourself out with your thoughts, because
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  Speaker 2: thoughts become things.
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  Speaker 8: I all day you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Morning show, Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show would
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  Speaker 2: be nothing without the following people. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 9: Shirley Strawberry, Thank you, Steve, Good morning, call it Forrell,
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  Speaker 9: Good Morning, Crew.
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  Speaker 1: Cure Spaces better known as Junior.
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  Speaker 10: J.
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Brown, better known as bitter Man, Ladies and Gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Thomas W.
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  Speaker 2: Miles, better known as the Food aka Nephew Tommy slash
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  Speaker 2: little Man. Good morning everybody, and the little Man is
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  Speaker 2: just for aggravation purposes.
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  Speaker 1: He's really not that small.
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  Speaker 8: We know, we know how to push each other's buttons.
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  Speaker 1: Though we've worked together. Everybody knows everybody. We've worked together
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  Speaker 1: for so long.
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  Speaker 8: Layo, yeah we lay I don't have a button.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna bitter as you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh you have a button? Yeah, marriage, Yes, it's
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  Speaker 2: what Oh his button is called marriage?
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  Speaker 1: Marriage? Right, you bring it up? He start the last time.
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  Speaker 8: My brother up, he snapped up.
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  Speaker 1: He remember, went in, I know another button, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: only use it if you fished me off.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, because you know you've known him the longer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I got but you got some, but he got another.
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  Speaker 1: But if there was the same side, we'll see. No
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  Speaker 1: Trump then it's nuclear yeah, talking about it, know what
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  Speaker 1: it is then?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We've been together a long time being my boy right there. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: it was the best thing.
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  Speaker 2: Putting him on the show Man kind of gave me
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  Speaker 2: like a balance punch, you know. You know you see
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  Speaker 2: how I talk to me when I come into work
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but you all have history.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he talked to me so crazy when I come
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  Speaker 1: to work.
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  Speaker 9: If we didn't know, we would, yeah, we would think
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  Speaker 9: you hated each other the way you talk to each other.
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  Speaker 1: That's just yeah us, I don't do it on the
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  Speaker 1: other job.
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  Speaker 10: But that's live though.
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  Speaker 8: That that's a lie.
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  Speaker 1: That's junior right when he doesn't do it anywhere else.
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  Speaker 4: He come in there on the days he only he
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  Speaker 4: come in there and give us a gift.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it's fine.
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  Speaker 9: It's Monday, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 9: Run that Frank back with the nephew right after this.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show right now. It is Monday.
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  Speaker 9: Reverend Motown, Deacon def Jam are here with church complaints.
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  Speaker 9: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: We we're here today, Yes, on the Monday. Galvit symbolized detriputedly,
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  Speaker 2: I said, detriputedly.
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  Speaker 1: Revelized, that's reputedly. We are here on big word Monday.
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  Speaker 11: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I've been talking with the congregation and my old lady friend.
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  Speaker 2: And wants me to increase my vocabulary, so all my
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  Speaker 2: responses will be given in big word Monday fashion.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, deep got made up?
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any big words, but I do have complaints.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 12: As you know, pastor were excited to be approaching resurrection Sunday.
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  Speaker 12: The congregation is asking amen. The congregation is asking that
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  Speaker 12: we not the not so smart kids not recite they
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  Speaker 12: Easter speech on Sunday. There are at least fifteen of
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  Speaker 12: them that are we concerned about. But of course, sister,
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  Speaker 12: what was that? Lodna Davis wants de Andre to do
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  Speaker 12: his as you know, he's fifteen and fifth steel in
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  Speaker 12: the fourth grade, but she definitely wants him to do
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  Speaker 12: his speed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we are going to how many is it, Deacon?
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  Speaker 11: If fifteen of them that were about, we're going to
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  Speaker 11: accept five of them this five of the not so
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  Speaker 11: smart ones, Yes, because we can't sit through fifteen.
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  Speaker 2: Well what the last year? What tell sister of Donna?
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  Speaker 2: The last year it was dipolychologists. Oh word dialpolocholosist on
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  Speaker 2: every one dial dial like dial like you and DONI okay,
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  Speaker 2: polypoly mean five dire wow diapolic?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember my kids? You forgot you forget.
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  Speaker 8: Your apologists, think diapoltologists.
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  Speaker 13: Diapolytologists, dintologists, phatologists of form of a doctor that them
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  Speaker 13: five boys and die need a medical assistance dialpolydologists.
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  Speaker 1: You changed it all to go with what I knew.
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  Speaker 1: Make it work, Big word Monday is gonna be hard
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  Speaker 1: on me. Go ahead, all right, I don't think, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think.
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  Speaker 2: Any more responses will be with big words because it
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  Speaker 2: throw comedy to.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 12: The Easter egg Hunt committee has a major problem. As
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  Speaker 12: you know, brother Thaddeus Radcliffe, who worked at the veterinary clinic,
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  Speaker 12: brought eggs from his job and they are now mixed
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  Speaker 12: up with the regular eggs.
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  Speaker 1: So he brought snake.
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  Speaker 12: Eggs, alligator eggs, I stick eggs and supposedly be fifteen
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  Speaker 12: penguin eggs. How do you want to handle this pastor
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  Speaker 12: for the east eggs?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I say go ahead and let him. Don't say
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  Speaker 2: nothing to the kids, but I'll tell you what though at.
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  Speaker 1: Him eggs.
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  Speaker 2: And you don't eat them all the day. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a surprise for you somewhere in the week. You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna look up and be a guater walking around your house.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna like it.
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  Speaker 2: So, uh, you know, I don't know whether what you
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  Speaker 2: can't do it tell these black people that could be
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  Speaker 2: a potential lizard in the house or snake that you
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  Speaker 2: can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: So just let it.
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  Speaker 2: Let let sleeping dogs lie, deacon and deal with it
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  Speaker 2: as it comes. Get get a pet a pet retrieval
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  Speaker 2: service number?
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  Speaker 1: Ready?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know how you call like the people that
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  Speaker 2: handle snakes and everything. The penguin is what that they're
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  Speaker 2: gonna bother. It's a snake. They're gonna get loose in
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  Speaker 2: black with car. That's what you need to wver that pink.
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  Speaker 2: That pinkle ain't got no speed and can't hide that good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry about the tree with it. That damn snake.
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  Speaker 2: They can't get snake and lizard in the black people houses.
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  Speaker 2: Might well, my body won't have a bak robber with
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  Speaker 2: a gun sitting in there.
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  Speaker 12: And all right, moving along past, we have a big
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  Speaker 12: issue with a big retail collas. We agree that he
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  Speaker 12: would play Christ in the church play, but the cross
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  Speaker 12: keep breaking due to his weight. He can't we can't
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  Speaker 12: keep him on the cross path to eye and hw
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  Speaker 12: defos say they don't have any wood that can hold him.
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  Speaker 1: What did you want?
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  Speaker 2: Just let everybody walk up to the front and look
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  Speaker 2: down on him and do their lines from there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because he ain't Christ. Noway, we ain't finna look up
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  Speaker 2: to it, but it ain't ho looking it. Who want
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  Speaker 2: to buy down in front of big, big as retail.
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  Speaker 2: If he gonna be the Christ, then you know we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna do we're gonna do a I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 2: we'll do. We're gonna do uh carry on the resurrection scene.
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  Speaker 2: M after, we're gonna just do add on him and
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  Speaker 2: then take retail off the cross down there, get him
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  Speaker 2: out for the Yeah, you do it like that because
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  Speaker 2: he ain't he ain't who.
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  Speaker 1: He don't looking at like wh who I think he is?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry here, it was right on that line.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying Redale ain't finna play here with
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  Speaker 2: I don't like people playing the role.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you better talk. Yeah, yeah, that is fault. But
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  Speaker 1: you the one came in here with the complaint. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to work it.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: We're more z Brudi for Botiful Zime.
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  Speaker 8: You you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, it is time for ask the CLO.
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  Speaker 9: The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building.
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  Speaker 9: Are you ready, sir, let's go oh yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 9: This one is from Talia in Atlanta. Talia says, my
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  Speaker 9: husband and I decided to spice up our sex life
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  Speaker 9: after being married for almost twenty years. Back in the day,
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  Speaker 9: we'd have sex anywhere. So he had a brilliant idea
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  Speaker 9: to have sex in the backseat of our car in
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  Speaker 9: the parking.
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  Speaker 8: Lot of a best Buy.
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  Speaker 9: The sneaking part was fun and we were almost done
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  Speaker 9: when someone yelled on the knocked on the window and
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  Speaker 9: it was a parking lot security guard. He yelled, hey,
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  Speaker 9: you can't do that here. The security guard is my
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  Speaker 9: son's friend. What if you recognized me and tells our son,
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  Speaker 9: how do we explain this?
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  Speaker 1: WHOA worried about?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was with your husband.
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  Speaker 2: Your problem would be if that wasn't your husband, you
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  Speaker 2: can always say, boy, you know good? Hell, well, we
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  Speaker 2: wasn't doing nothing in that damn parking lot. I had
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  Speaker 2: dropped the French fry down in the crack of that
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  Speaker 2: seat and was trying to get down in there and
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  Speaker 2: get that thing. That's all that was damn French fry.
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  Speaker 2: And I still well, I found I found French fry
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  Speaker 2: from last summering.
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  Speaker 1: That just say that. You know, you didn't that word
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 8: But she was naked though, okay, she was naked.
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  Speaker 2: It was almost well, I got hot, you know, I
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: was trying to find it, French fry. You got hot
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: as hell in there because it took me so long
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: to find the damn French fry.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: So I just took what was daddy doing? He was
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: naked too looking, you know how your daddy is.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: Moving on, Ronnie in North Carolina.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: I'm not using my real name because I would be
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: in a world of trouble if my friend finds out
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: I'm messing with his oldest daughter.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: For the record, she's thirty six and fine.
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: I'm only forty two and my friend is much older
• 22:15
  Speaker 9: than me, so it's not like I'm a dirty old man.
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: I have a real attraction to his daughter, and sex
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: is the best because we've known each other for so long.
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: She's ready to be honest with her dad, but I
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: need more time. How do I tell my friend this?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get your ass work, boy, Yeah done, but
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: just ass whipping on the horizon.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: That's all right in the future, you know.
• 22:44
  Speaker 9: But they're in lot.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: See, she wants to be honest. Well you know now, Okay,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: let's let's do a little bit of math. She's thirty six.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Let's assume he's fifty six. Let's say she had him
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: he was father twenty d Let's say eighteen. Let's say
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: he's fifty four, you forty two.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: The girl thirty six. He ain't gonna handle it right, man,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: He just ain't.
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: Because he doesn't want his friend.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: What did you do?
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: And the Princeship?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, being uh being honest? Now I'll come.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: He keep telling y'all where is this? Honesty is the
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: best policy? Where they keep coming from? How many times
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: have I told y'all about that?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I don't see.
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: What.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I keep proving this to y'all over and open and over.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Honesty is not the best policy. I am a proponent
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: of this. Don't don't do this? So they should just
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: cad is with you to your grade. Yes, huh, what
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: if it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: Turns into something? I mean, it has turned into something.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: It's all that's gonna be sure.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: All it turned into what a real relationship.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: That he was saying is he said, just the best sex.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: That's all he's said that he is.
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: He said he has a real attraction to her, and
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: she wants to tell.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Me a real attraction.
• 24:18
  Speaker 12: Huh.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Do you know how many real attractions listen to this y'all?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And all of y'all know this is true? Do you
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: know how many real attractions you got to keep to
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: your damn self?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's where the lying stuff comes in.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, close, Yeah, why you're looking like.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You're disappointed in the team and I don't even I
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: don't know what is this a damn discussion for which
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: just as obvious. Yeah all right, so then come in
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the room. You got to leave, you know what I mean.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: Big in Birmingham, we've moved on.
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: Steve says, I've been driving trucks for ten years and
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: I'm ready for a career change. I am trying to
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: lose weight and stop smoking, but it's hard. The reason
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: I want a lifestyle change is because I met a
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: special lady recently and I want to see her more.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: She says.
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: She gets lonely when I'm away, so it causes her
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: to date other men. She said, if I'm home, she
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: will be all about me. My kids said, I'm falling
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: for a garden tool, and they told me to get
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: advice from uncle Steve to Clo before she breaks my heart.
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: Is she worth my time or not? Clo?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Well, sure, did he give an age?
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: No, but he's been driving trucks for ten years.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you've been driving trucks. Your name is Big Daddy.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: You trying to lose weight.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you trying to lose weight because you got this
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: girl you like and stop smoking because you got this
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: girl just like and you and when you away, she
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: says she misses you and it causes her to date
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: other men.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And if you was around all the time, she could
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: be about you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: You want to get in a relationship with a person
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: like this, because see this, if you were here, I
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: could be all about you, could be you for right now.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: You driving off too many times? It could work his
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: way into just Hell, when you went to the store,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I was sitting here.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: So I want to date.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: You took your ass down to that store and it
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: took forty minutes. Hell, when was just sitting on the
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: porch talking, so.
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: I entertained a gentleman.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Man, I don't know.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I would lose weight and quit smoking so I could
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: be health and meet the chicken my dream.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: She may not be it, doll, she may not be it.
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: All right, Clo, good advice, good advice. As always, you're
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: listening morning show.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, it's.
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: Time for one of our favorite segments, comedy roulette.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, please do.
• 27:21
  Speaker 14: Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian. I'm
• 27:26
  Speaker 14: a comedian, and Steve's comedian because we're all four comedians.
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: Since you have four comedians on the show, we take
• 27:34
  Speaker 14: full steps to put them on the wheel wherever the
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: lad's been making funny.
• 27:39
  Speaker 15: And why do we do that, Jay, because because Junior
• 27:46
  Speaker 15: is comedian. Comedian, I'm a comedian.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: You who is it now?
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: It's you Jay, Tommy, And.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Let's go no, because you're taking fun out of it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Number One.
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: Things people say who've been in jail a long time. Okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: get this one, guys. Directions that black people give you
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: all right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: getting a lot of sex.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: All day.
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: Some people say, who don't have cable? That's another good one,
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: all right, spun it. Oh this is unusual.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: It's stopped one.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Directions that black people give you.
• 28:55
  Speaker 14: Definitely, black people give them different directions.
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: What do you means, Jay?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Here you go, Okay, what you.
• 29:03
  Speaker 14: Want to do is do you know where the Baptist
• 29:07
  Speaker 14: church used to be? You don't know where it used
• 29:13
  Speaker 14: to be. You're not gonna find it, Okay.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Direction.
• 29:24
  Speaker 16: I know a lot about this because I am black,
• 29:27
  Speaker 16: and so I do have a I do know some
• 29:29
  Speaker 16: directions that black men here.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: This is also a direction when you back it up.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, come on, come on back, come on,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you come out union.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: You got it on this side.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it on. Yeah, come on. Hold what
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you got That's what you were looking for right there,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: that's it. Hold what you got? Direction people give. Now, Look,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: this is what you want to do.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Now, you want to go down here to the second
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there. Go
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: down to the next block. I don't know what street
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: that is, but go down to the next block. It's
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: the store there.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Go in that store and ask for Lucky, and Lucky
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: know how to get Come on, see all right is
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: right down there across from Earl Neil. That's what black
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: people say.
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: Come on, directions, and black people give you Jake, we're
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: different with Okay.
• 30:39
  Speaker 14: You're gonna go down a bit ways and you're gonna
• 30:41
  Speaker 14: see an old man sitting on the porch. If he
• 30:44
  Speaker 14: ain't on the porch, you just keep driving or wait
• 30:48
  Speaker 14: till he come out, and then you make the left
• 30:50
  Speaker 14: right there.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: You you can't miss it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I heard that this is a direction.
• 31:02
  Speaker 16: Step Black people give what you mean you don't know
• 31:05
  Speaker 16: where we're at. We at the same place where Liddy
• 31:08
  Speaker 16: was shot. Right there, I come you home with him.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: You've been when Liddy got shot.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I was there, Keith for Shelf down with there with
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: the exact same spot when Liddy got shot. This is
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: what you want to do. Take this road, this road,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Take this road, this road it take this road.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: You go down that road.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Now, this here is is uh asphalt. Now wait till
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: you see a dirt road. You see a dirt road,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: that way you make your right. You are to see
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: the house coming up on the right side. If you
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: go further than that, you might see a klan rady.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: That means you went too far. You might want to
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: back it up. You might want to back it up.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Directions that black people give make a left. When you
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: get down there and see the big black tree that
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: got the squirrels in it, and you.
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: Got to be looking.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Direction here go right here, y'all.
• 32:14
  Speaker 14: How much gas you got in your car, Because you
• 32:18
  Speaker 14: ain't gonna make it on half a tank. You're gonna
• 32:19
  Speaker 14: need to have a whole full tank.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Of gas to get it. Why I got it all right?
• 32:32
  Speaker 16: These are directions that black people give you. Okay, you're
• 32:36
  Speaker 16: coming to the fan reunion. Okay, follow the north Star
• 32:40
  Speaker 16: till they running the Ryl House.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Just follow the north Star.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: To the run in the Hryl House the black people. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, you're trying to get to the
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: bench center.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: You're trying to go. Let me tell you what you
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: need to do. I can't get you there, but I
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: can get you there. But let me do what I
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: need you to do. Take Maine, get your Maine. If
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: you go down Maine. Uh uh, second Street, I think Commerce,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Commerce and nine. It's a girl named Glitter. That's the
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: prostitutee right there on the corlet us get Glitter.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: In that car, and Glitter know how to get you
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: to that convention. Thank you Glitter?
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Direction, all right, you go all the way down now
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: to you'll see black people no more.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Then come back two blocks.
• 33:49
  Speaker 15: People getting here?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: it's time now for another round of would you rather, uh,
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: here we go? Would you rather never be able to
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: take a hot shower or never be able to eat
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: fried food again? Specifically fried chicken and fried catfish.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I never, I never, I never have fried food again.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I can't take a shower, hot shower, no hot show. Well,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: who on a cold shower?
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: A lot of people take cold showers.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I don't, but they do. I'm through.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I need the shower. I take too many a day.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I need a shower. It can't be cold.
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: Yesterday, your nephew takes three showers a day.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Stop letting him tell y'all that taking no damn three
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: showers a day?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: We got.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: With you.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: You can got radio show, he got radio show, tour,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: and he got a TV show and a game show.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: When the hell he got time to take three damn
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: showers a day?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Y'all? Letting him tell y'all this stuff fall? Dude, Hold up, hold,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: let me paint this picture for you. Got a four
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: hour radio show that he do every day. He got
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: a TV show, he got a game show, he tour,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: he got kids, he gotta go to baseball games with.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: He got to go to drums and stuff with. He
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: got family time, and he got a wife. How you
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: take three showers a day?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: He worked?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Shall I'm letting him tell you that fault. How would
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you know all that? Because I got molded.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: He got.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: He's got no time for no damn three showers a day.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Gotta make this money, man, three damn showers a day.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Good if I get hold some how I fall asleep in.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: My office, ain't gonna be no damn shower.
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: But rich sitting up in here, Man sitting up here,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: you just like my stylist Ellie with his little simple
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: ass over overdoing and all this had notion and baby
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: in his damn So get your Let we can go.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Man sitting up in here, rubbing all between your damn toes,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: put some all on your foot.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Let's go. You take all this damn showers. Man, you
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: ain't that damn queen. We got to go. I do,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: thank you?
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: All right? All right, next one.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Him tell you that for go ahead.
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: But you rather have the ability to read minds? Or
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: did you rather have the ability to move objects with
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: your mind?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Moving the my object you want to read? I know
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you don't like me, y'all. I don't need to No,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I don't need that. I want to move stuff with
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: my mind.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: All right, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because we
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: with his breakup handbook.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: All right, these are things that you need to have
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: in mind after the breakup.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Most of this is for fellas, because when we take
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: a breakup hard, it's ugly.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It's ugly out there.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: These are things from Steve.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Harvey's Breakup Handbook, how to act when you break up?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: All right. Now, here's rule number one. You are allowed
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: only one wronk.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Die. You know how you call them up when you drunk.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: You only get to one. And it sounds like something
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: like this, Hello is me?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: You know who me is? Don't play with me? You
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: know who me? Don't play with my emotions?
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: Is me?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: You?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: You you know who me is? How many you get one?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Get one of them? All right? Now, here's the next rule.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: just cause you see the car parked outside.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: The club, the restaurant or church. Don't go on down.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: You can't do that ship because.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: We broke up here, I can't go in there. If
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I see a car, you can't roll up on her.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Is she in that praison.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Low. Nah, I gotta say you with church later on,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: but just stay that stay out right. You can't roll
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: up on them.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Oh that she is. I'm gonna go in now. Yeah,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Oh there he is. I'm going in there. You can't
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: do that car. Look at a legendly all right.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: parties for at least four months. Nobody else over there.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Why you get to go to the spot at least
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: four months? Keep it one hundred. Here's another one.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Texting your favorite song to each other is off limit.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: You can listen to it, you can cry to it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: You're playing over and over, but you can't send me
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: see what I'm trying to move on and I'm killing you.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Listen to this, all y'all.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Stuff, all possessions is collected at one time.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: At one time.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parties.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Keep coming over here looking for stuff. You can't keep
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: coming over here.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I got coming to you in the closet looking for
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: your tank top. It real.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Here, the big one right here.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama, and
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: you can't be friends.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: With mama.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Come.
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good one, Steve.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I like that you're trying to pick up some greens
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: and you in here.
• 41:07
  Speaker 16: Talking rolling your eyes when I walk in the door.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Here's the next one. Okay, all parties. She find a
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: new church home. Yes, but yeah, yeah together.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I love WI.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: All your friends should be divided up equally except the
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: ones you hate.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You can have him here another one, no posting the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: new pictures?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you know, like her naked on him dressed
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: up like the damn easter Brook.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: The private What about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: this one about the old naked pictures.
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: All right, Well, nephew, tell me Bran Fall coming up
• 42:01
  Speaker 9: and we'll finish out scenes break up rules.
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: Right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show coming up
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: at the top of the hour.
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: the subject my husband is.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: A thug and a prominent pastor.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: What but uh?
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: What you got for snav.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw this one up from my pops right here?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Can I have your kidney? Yeah? That was Pop's favorite
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  Speaker 1: right there.
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  Speaker 3: Let's hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley.
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  Speaker 3: This is kind of how you doing, bro? This is
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  Speaker 3: Deacon Patterson, call him from the church. How you doing today? Uh,
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  Speaker 3: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing finding yourself, sir, I'm doing good,
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  Speaker 3: doing good. You know the church is behind you on
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  Speaker 3: what you're going through. When we were praying for you, man,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: we know all about the you know you're going in
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  Speaker 3: the surgery on Friday to get your get your painkers removed.
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  Speaker 3: So I wanted to give you a call, man, have
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  Speaker 3: a word of prayer and let you know that we
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  Speaker 3: all are pulling for you, and we know that that
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  Speaker 3: the man upstairs is gonna pull you through the success.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Will God bless and keep you? Uh that, Deacon, God
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  Speaker 3: bless and keep you? Because I tell you I'm going
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  Speaker 3: through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: about it and we've been praying on it. And it
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: shows a wonderful thing to know that your church is
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: with you and and y'all thinking about me in prayer.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I I really had to take this this to the Lord.
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  Speaker 3: This is a serious thing with me and I ain't
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: never had an operation before in my life, and I
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: know I needed my wife have made it clear, the
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: doctor that made it clear, and I believe I'm ready
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: to go forward with Deacon and we're gonna give the
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: victory to who the victory, which, yes, sir, he's the victory.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Let me let me have a word of prayer with
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: your brother col if you don't mind, just bout your
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: head from me. Father God, we ask right now, we
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: ask right now that you touch brother Connley as he
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  Speaker 3: goes in on Friday, please put your hands on him.
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  Speaker 3: We ask Father that you hold on to the doctor
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  Speaker 3: that's getting ready to go and put surgery on it. Yes,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: we asked that you make sure that the doctor he's
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: got a strong eye on that morning walk with him.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: We asked that that that he got a steady hand
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: when he got the Scoppel in his hand. We asked
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: that you hold on to it he as he goes
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  Speaker 3: into a surgery, because we know, come side the morning
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  Speaker 3: now the victory going belong to brother Conley and the Lord,
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: thank you Lord, we know all of it. But we
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: we asked that you take that paincreas and you remove
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: it out successfully, close him back up like it will
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: never been into the end before walk with me. That's
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the same
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: time that they're removing this pancreous Lord, we asked that
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: you reach around his backside, and we asked that you
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make it hold.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Make it one hundred and ten percent. We want you
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: to make that kidney like it's been thet back. It
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: was Deacon. That's Deacon, Deacon who packed Deacon passion. Yes, yes,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: I ain't they dump, sir. There's nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lordest, the Lordest then
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: made it. Well, he's gonna work on my package. That's
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: what the doctors operating though. They don't me forward, and
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: that's what they playing and remove. So really, my kidney
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: is fined. They did what they called it when they
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: me in my eyes, and everything else is fine. They
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: ain't working on nothing but my package, sir, right right right, Well,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: let me let me say I'm glad you brought that up.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: This This wouldn't reason why I call you, uh huh
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: uh of course I did call to pray for you. Yes,
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: you know, because I want to make sure that that
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: that that you make it through this successfully. But what
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: another reason why I was getting around it is here
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: is uh, what I want to ask you, and I
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: know we we you know we've never met face to face.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: the church, but you've been out most time. Uh well
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: you're with your sickness and whatnot. But now, what what
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: this is I hate to come at you and the
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: final hour and you're getting ready to go have certain
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: and all that. But if you don't mind it, if
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: you could see it in your heart to see to
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: do something for somebody else, Yes, Uh, that's that's the
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: last will. You always supposed to have those who right right,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: And I'm glad you think like that when they go
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: in on Friday morning and and remove that paincre is out.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Do you think that that that that they could go
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: in and get one of your kidneys? Because I need
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: one hold hold on just what you say, see see
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: see what else I've been going through myself with a
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: little helment and and I'm wondering if if I need
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can give me
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: one of yours when they go in and get your paint,
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: because they go already have your open. Did you say
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: you wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: and give it to me because I need one. You
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: need a kidney? Yeah, but what I mean you're already
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: gonna be laying there open them in the mister, you
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: need a kidney. I need help with my pastors. You
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: gonna call me with some flat that. Man, this ain't
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: no work of the Lord. Now you say you're a
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: dicon like I said, dickon patters in my name. But
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: see what I'm asking you? If what can me? Man?
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Brother Conny, what harm is it? If you already open
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't heard a
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: damn thing I said?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Have you?
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: I said, I'll be man, you crazy as hell. Now
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: call the pastor because here's a going on here. You
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: say you knew you man, the damn new mister. Matter
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: of fact, you too damn new to know who you're
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: talking to. What I'm saying is you have two look
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: like you said, you say they did the MRI. I God,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: don't give up what I said they did. Man, I
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: got two kidneys. You got to one of your ad bad.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: That's your problem, mister. Let me tell you something. I'm
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: trying to get well, and you call them with this,
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: You say you a new dicon, You damn show is
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: and you won't be at that church loan. I tell
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: you that because if I ever get close to your sister,
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: we got some riskmen to do. Is it gonna hurt
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: for you to give me one of them kittingers? If
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: both of them, if both them kitteners is good, ain't
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: gonna hit him? Thank him? You ain't getting my kidney? Man,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: ain't go a huad? What's wrong with you? Say? Man?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: All I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: on the table, what is it gonna hurt? I got
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: me mold. Now you're gonna till themm moote me laying
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: on the damn table? What kind of a play you
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: in charge of? Mister? Let me tell you something I was.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I need to meet you before I get to the hospital,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: and maybe I can help take got that damn bad
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: getting in yours. I can tell you that we out,
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: you won't feel a damn thing. I got that I'll
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: be damn if you gonna call and talk me out
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: of one of my damn kitteness. Man, I'm trying to
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: live just like you, trying to let you know it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Take care of me, because what you talking about it
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: can catch my and get off my phone, that's what
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: What is you listening to me? Man? I to listen
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: to you, and you ain't talking about nothing that's got
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mister
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: you running a game. If I could get to you,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I put land in your can I just say one
• 49:00
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• 49:02
  Speaker 3: you're listening for what that's just left you timing from
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  Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: your daughter. Oh Lord, have that girl. Lord have mercy,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Lord have much Jesus and you all right, brother gouds Man,
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: You have made me use language that I swear I
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: don't know nobody. I heard my neighbors them using that
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: got and stopped a long time ago talking that away.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Please forgive me, Lord him Mersey, whoa yo I'm gonna
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: have to Lord, have mersey. My heart is time painting here,
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Lord have mercy. Jesus, this ain't me, This ain't me.
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• 50:13
  Speaker 2: are you open? It's you open? They just reach around
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: now and let me get one of them kidneys because
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I need one that you don't mind it get smooth
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: cussed out by a deacon.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't none wrong. That's it up next to Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 9: My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. We'll
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Nephew's subject My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. Okay,
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  Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for seven years. I'm
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  Speaker 9: forty three and my husband is thirty eight. But he
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  Speaker 9: acts like the world owes him something and always has
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: a chip on his shoulder. He is argumentative and I
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: wanna be thug. He grew up in a rough area
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  Speaker 9: and he had to make it out of a hood
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  Speaker 9: on his own. But he won't acknowledge that he's in
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: a much better place spiritually and financially now. He will
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: preach a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday through Saturday,
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  Speaker 9: he curses, drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. He curses
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  Speaker 9: like a sailor, and he loves to brag about fighting
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  Speaker 9: and who's behind. He could whoop if he had a chance.
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  Speaker 9: He's cheated on me twice. The second time it happened,
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  Speaker 9: I checked out of the marriage. I would love to
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  Speaker 9: divorce him, but I can't because he is my sole
• 51:58
  Speaker 9: source of income. I got laid off in April of
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  Speaker 9: last year, and I'm having a hard time finding a
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  Speaker 9: full time job. He stands in the pulpit on Sunday's
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  Speaker 9: while I sit amongst the two or more women he
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  Speaker 9: slept with at the church. A few sundays ago, a
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: female church member approached me and said my husband made
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: inappropriate remarks to her. I told her that she should
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  Speaker 9: tell her husband. A couple of days later, my husband
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  Speaker 9: came home and said he got into a verbal altercation
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: with the lady's husband, and I acted surprised.
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  Speaker 8: My husband was flustered and embarrassed. I'm thinking all of
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  Speaker 8: the men in the church need to know what he's
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  Speaker 8: up to.
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  Speaker 9: The two church members he slept with are married, and
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: I think their husband should know what my husband has
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: been doing. Should I start a war at the church
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  Speaker 9: or leave.
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: Vengeance up to the Lord?
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  Speaker 9: Well, I'll say no, definitely, don't start a war at
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: the church. And the first lady, you know, the Bible
• 52:53
  Speaker 9: does say vengeance is mine. You know that vengeance is
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: mine saith the Lord, so you already know the answer
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  Speaker 9: to that. The question is what are you going to do?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I'm trying to figure out how you're still
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  Speaker 9: with him.
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  Speaker 8: He's a hypocrite.
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  Speaker 9: He's supposed to be a changed man, and you know
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  Speaker 9: all of that practice what he preaches every Sunday. And
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  Speaker 9: you know, of course, I'm not saying that he should
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  Speaker 9: be perfect, because you know he's still a man, of course,
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: but nothing in the letter says that he's a man
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  Speaker 9: of God except for that he goes Sunday and preaches
• 53:28
  Speaker 9: and preaches a good sermon. But after that money through Saturday,
• 53:32
  Speaker 9: you know he's all in this thug life or whatever
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: he's been trying to do. You say, he's a womanizing thug,
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: but then you're dependent upon him financially, so.
• 53:44
  Speaker 8: That makes it hard for you to lead. He's a cheater.
• 53:47
  Speaker 9: You've been humiliated every Sunday when you see these women's faces.
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: Your man is sexually harassing women at the church, and
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: and just wrong. He's just wrong on every level. I mean,
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: you can't change him, but I guess, you know, I
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: guess you should be planning your escape. I mean I
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: say escape because you got to get away from him
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: at least for a little while.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: You got to do something.
• 54:10
  Speaker 9: I mean, he's not showing any signs of stopping, he's
• 54:14
  Speaker 9: not showing any signs of remorse or anything.
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  Speaker 8: And he's being very disrespectful and self destructive. You know,
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: really trying not to.
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  Speaker 9: I do ask you this, Try not to make any
• 54:25
  Speaker 9: emotional decisions like telling the husbands. You know, like you
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: said at the end of the letter, let God handle that.
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: You just continue to look for a job because you
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: know something is going to give eventually. See if you
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: have any friends or family members you can trust that
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: maybe can help you. And in the meantime, maybe you
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: could suggest counseling. I doubt if he'll go, maybe you
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: can suggest that. But definitely you have to change your situation,
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: your pattern, what you're doing, so to start.
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: Saving up if you can, you know, get a.
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: Little part time job or something you're looking for full time.
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  Speaker 9: But you gotta get out of there because this is
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: not healthy, especially for you.
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  Speaker 1: Steve.
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  Speaker 2: You know this letter right here, it starts off as
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: a major conflict, just the subject my husband is a thug,
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  Speaker 2: and a prominent pastor. What Okay, let's just deal with
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: the he's a pastor part because he's really not a thug.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: He's really really not He's nothing in this letter he
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: does is thuggish. I'm just but but he's supposed to
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: be a pastor, So let's get with the conflict right away.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: He acts like the world owes him. First of all,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: you took forty three and he thirty eight. What did
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: he say to you to get you in the first place?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I don't even understand this here, But that ain't what
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: the letter's about. But let me show you the conflict
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: of him being a prominent pastor. First thing, he acts
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: like the world owes him something. Here's another one. He
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: always has a chip on him shoulder. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 2: He's argumentive, and last but not least, he's a wanna
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: be thug. How the hell did he get to be
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: the pastor?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, just these four qualities right here? How did
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: he become a prominent pastor? He grew up in the
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: in the rough air, had to make it out the
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: hood on his own. How many you know how many
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: of us got that story?
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Three on this show? Three on this show that Damn
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: everybody I know that's anything.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Damn there got that story. Tell all of us on
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: this show, got that story. So what is he talking about?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: He don't acknowledge that he's in a much better place spiritually.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: What I can't tell you. I'm just let it just
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: too much with all Right, here we go.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: He will preach a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: through Saturday he cusses, he drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. Okay,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: now let's let's let's go back. He's your husband and
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: you're putting up with the cuss in to drinking and womanize.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: He cutses like a sailor, loves a brag about fighting,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: hold on and who's behind. He could whoop if he
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: had a chance.
• 57:20
  Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming twenty twenty
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  Speaker 9: three minutes after the hour subject my husband is a
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  Speaker 9: thug and a prominent pastor. We'll get back into it
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  Speaker 9: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: The subject My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: All right, the prominent pastor has these following qualities the world. Oh,
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: he acts like the world owe him something. He always
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: got a chip on his shoulder. He's argumented, and he's
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: a wanna be thug. You're married to him. He worked
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: his way out the hood, but he won't acknowledge that
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: he's in a better place because he wants to hold
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: up this little thug mentality for some dumb ass reason.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: He'll preach a.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Good sermon on Sunday, but Monday through Saturday, he cusses, drinks,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: and he's a womanizing thug. So he has a lot
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: of women, and obviously you know this cusses like a Salem.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: He loves a brag about fighting and who's behind. He
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: could whoop if he had a chance. You always got
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: your chance to jump on somebody if that opportunity it's available.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Twenty four seven. You just going over there and start
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: to fight, if that's what you want to do. He
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: just talking, He running his damn mouth.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: He ain't whooping.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Nobody asks. But this dude right here is worse than that.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Now you said he's cheated on me twice. The second
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: time it happened, you checked out the marriage. Then you
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: say I would love to divorce him, but I can't
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: because he's my sole source of income. Okay, now we
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: have to deal with this part for a second. So
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I understand that. I mean, look, don't think I don't.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: So I got it. You you ain't got no means
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: of taking care of yourself and everything. I get it.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not naive to that. But now let's go over
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: what you have to swallow to have this roof over
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: your head and car to drive. He acts like the
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: world owe him something.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: He's argumented, got a chip on his shoulder, He's sleeping
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: with women at the church. You know about it, and
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: you got to de with all that if you want
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: to keep having the key to that house. I just
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I don't is it worth it?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Is it worth it?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: You know? I would love to divorce him, but I
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: can't because he's my sole source of inquer I got
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: laid off in April last year, having a hard time
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: find a full time job. He stands in the pull
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: pitch on Sundays while I sit amongst the two or
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: more women he slept with at the church.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Woo you you bad girl. You you you're a bad girl. Man.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: You use use a bad girl, and you gotta swallow
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: a lot. Look, I don't know where your relatives at.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know who you could move in with temporarily.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you think you're walking away from
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: something and leaving it to somebody else. But you ain't
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: got nothing else. I mean, he's doggish, man, This dude
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: is doggish. But here the one that got it. A
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: few sundays ago, female churchmen approached me and said, my
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: husband and made an inappropriate remark to her.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: You told her you should tell her husband.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: A couple days later, my husband came home, said he
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: got into a verbal altercation with the lady's husband and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: acted surprise.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: What happened to all that ass whooping he was gonna die.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Remember that? Remember that. You know, if you really wanted
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: to whoop somebody ass, this was the perfect opportunity.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Dude up in your face accusing you of something, you
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: probably gonna act like you didn't do.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna act like you didn't say it.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: You got to because you're the pastor because you can't
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: admit it, because you know if you admit you did
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: what you said, you know this dude gonna light into you.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: So your little husband is a little coward.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Now, my husband was flustered and embarrassed once again?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: What happened to this ass whooping he been wanting to do?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: See the man approached you. Now you flustered in the back.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Where is all when you come home? Give me one?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jack Johnson, show me something. All right?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of all the men in the church that
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: need to know what he's up to, the two church
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: members he slept.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: With or married, and I think that husband should know
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: what my husband has been doing.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, now, your husband has been talking about whooping a
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: lot of people's behind. But if you go to these women,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: husband and tumness, hen, he's sure gonna be involved.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: In the ass who was there, and he ain't gonna
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: want neither one of them.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: But they gonna do something to your husband, see you,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: they gonna do something to him then, So I agree
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: with Shirley. I don't think you should say it to them.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I think the bigger problem for you is what you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: gonna do. I think that's the bigger problem. I think
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: your situation you should start focusing on you. You've already
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: checked out the marriage. It ain't much of a marriage.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: What you're willing to lose you don't have.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: You don't have.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: He's disrespectful, he's misleading, he's overbearing, he's the bully pool pit,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: he's abusive to you.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: He treats you any kind of way. And if I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: were you, I would just find a way to remove
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: myself from that situation. All you got to do is
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: gone by your business. You ain't got to do nothing.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: You can't stand in the pul pit claim to be
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: God's man and be doing what you want. You might
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: be getting away with it to them people, but you
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: ain't getting away from God. You walk away from this,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Go set yourself up, Go stay at the relative's house,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: get out of that situation. Because the London Bridge is
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: falling down.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 9: Yep, all right, post comment, Thank you Steve and Today's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 9: Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast Done demand. You're listening
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, there's a new
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 9: study out and researchers have identified a strong sign of
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 9: lying is mimicking the body language of the person they're
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: lying too, a liar and a copycat. The title of
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 9: a new study now published in the Royal Society's Open
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 9: Science Journal could later lead to application applications of the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 9: theory in criminal justice. Wow, So Steve, Tommy and Jr.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: What's your physical tell when you're lying? I? Can you not?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Can you not?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Look at Why would we sit here and tell that
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: right there? Why would we do that? We know I'm
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no tail. I lie to you dead
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: in your faces. I ain't no tail, ain't.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: You can't ever bust me on the original line. You
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: can go days and do some fact checking and come
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: up with the truth. But the moment I'm telling the lie,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: very very.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Girl? What what tail? Right now? Sure?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: Color is your shirt?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: But is it?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: Is it it's leopard.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? Have you ever seen when? Have you ever
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: seen a black leopard?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: That's the jaguar.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Jaguar. Wipe your camera off.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: You're just gonna go with the like.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Right down.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I got to keep it going. Have you ever been something?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Have y'all not immediately let me ask you something. Y'all
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: probably y'all ain't never took a polygraph before?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: You never took you took a pograph? Hell yeah, what
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: a comedy.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Take the tail it take. I didn't become a comedian
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: until I was twenty seven. I didn't get famous at
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: this till I was thirty eight. Ply, have I ever
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: took a product? Have federal charges you?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Please? You have them gone. I've been cleared. I'm fine.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: It's been way more seven years. I can't get on
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: none of this year.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: I took your past, every line, my ass off.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: The time, lie right to his head.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: You need to go on first forty eight or something.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: The only thing got me was that video surveillance. I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: was standing there right there with the dude.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, when the truth, that's.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: How you get good at it. Shirley and caler.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: What you have to lie when you don't have to
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: lie that get that gives you the expatise at it, y'all,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: wait till it's time to lie.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: No work on that.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: That's a horrible liar. I'm a horrible life I really am.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: I really am. I'm the worst.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: All right, you're listening.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Morning show.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 9: All right, So guys, here's a question for you. Do
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: you have a hiding place in your home to just
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 9: have a few minutes alone?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: I mean everybody should have some place, some little getaway
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: place that they can have some me time. For instance,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 9: some women like to have what they call a she
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: shed or a small room that they can read in
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: or just chill in.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: I love the bathroom.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 9: Men usually go into the garage or their man cave
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 9: or the basement or someplace. Do you take an extended
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: break in your home hiding place? Do you do it
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: every day?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Is the question?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 9: Or does your family know not to disturb you when
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: you're in your favorite room or you're hiding place. Come on, Steve,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: I know you take time for yourself.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've always done that.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: I go to San Diego lead a house. Yeah, get
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: the hell out. Can't follow me down there, Damn. Grandkids
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: know how to use the elevator and everything. I'll be damn,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Sandy Egg.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: It's beautiful there.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I don't care if it is just they're not there.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: You got one. Yeah, I left.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: I will be in my bathroom for out words.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. I was in the bathroom in the bad.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 9: Because I have a TV in there, and you know
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: I do my makeup, you know. Yeah, I don't mean
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 9: the water.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: You don't mean the toilet.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, I don't spend most.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Of my time. I spend most of my time in
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: the bathroom.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: No, no, not there.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to be the outer part. Yeah. Yes,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: that's a separate with the bathroom. I got my TV
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: right in front of the toilet and a computer. Oh
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: that's how you go from now, that's how you I don't.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Miss nothing because when I'm watching the game, I just
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: get up and going in the bathroom.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: It's on the wall right in front of you. That's yeah.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: That I ain't nothing up a little high where you
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: can keep your head up. You don't want to look
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: even keep your head up. Your digestive track is more open, slight.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 8: What about you tell me.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I'm in my theater. I can get away from the theater.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that, rich ass? Yeah, yeah, you said
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: a rich asd statement. I ain't saying that. You said,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: my kids on my grand baby's on the elevator. I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing about your elevator in your house. I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: ain't no. I know you did say that. I was
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: going to because I ain't.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: Go ahead, t you got the rooms thought I hated limited.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well July passed his elevator on my theater. Hey, Junior,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: which one of your rooms in your house is your theater?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's hear from the poet, I have a theater.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: What I had to do is take some some drapes
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: and put him on the side of the TV.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: Make my ass a field with the.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 16: The kitchen's gonna hit you. I'm gonna make a field.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 16: That boy that Paul told be nice.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: I ain't me.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I go to my theater thoroughly. Never nothing. I can't
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: say nothing.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 8: How many seats in the theater.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you so many. They can't find him
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: in there. You'll shut up, Steve, where is that in
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: this theater? Go down front? See if he's down now
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: after the theater, I better take my hand down. I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna look in the bric and to see it
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: be up now. Donay ask me where I go to
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: get away? That's all I said.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: Man, well the Lord is still blessing.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know you had.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: If you're talking to you like you have one, I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: got change. I talk to you. How are you talking
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: to him?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 8: And frod like he had no thea Now he got
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: a thief.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I got to change. I talked to him.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: Man missed the nephew.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Now, hey, missus, nephew, what time you go down.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: To the.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Oha?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: What so, Steve?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: In case you don't make it to San Diego? What
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: what room in your home do you go to? Where
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: do you go?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'll go all the way down to the basement. Just
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: down there though, down there this little man cave.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: I got.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: Oh, okay, all right, are.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: You coming up?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: More of today's trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: and we'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: right after this what man, the yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: According to the Washington Post, getting hot and sweaty between
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 9: the sheets can feel like a workout, and several recent
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 9: studies look into answering is sex exercise. Researchers in Spain
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: study couples and found that sex counts as moderate exercise
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: as it revs up the heart rate and burns calories,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 9: but just how much varies widely.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: The amount of time people spend.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 9: Having sex also varies, with young, healthy couples going at
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 9: it for an average of thirty two minutes, while couples
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 9: with health conditions last about nineteen minutes.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: So here's a question for you, guys.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me right, Yeah, go back to health conditions.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm in nineteen.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 9: You're a ninety minutes, all right, So come on, sexy guys,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: do you consider sex the workout? And do you ever
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 9: look at your fitness tracker to see how many calories
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 9: it burns or your heart rate?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: That's the question.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. I can't have nothing on me when I mean,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I can't have no extra cords or nothing. I got.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Caught on the sheet of none of that. I can't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: have nothing to throw my rhythm off. I can't hear
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: no long go off.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Warning, warning, you're in the red. You're in the red.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: You're a heart riding through. Yeah, you're dying. You are dying.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: Okay, you had it coming up at thirty three minutes
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 8: after the hour. We'll play around it. Would you rather
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: right after?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: This is this guy? I don't know him.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show. All right, guys, it's time
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 9: now for another round of would you rather?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Here we go?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 9: Would you rather never be able to take a hot
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 9: shower or never be able to eat fried food again,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: specifically fried chicken and fried catfish?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I never, I never, I never have fried food again.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: I can't take a shower. Hot shot, hot shot? Well,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: who on a cold shot?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: A lot of people take cold showers. I don't know how,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: I don't know, but they do.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Right, No, I'm through it. The fried need the shower.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I take too many a day. I need that shower.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: It can't be close. Today.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: Your nephew takes three showers a day.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Stop letting him tell y'all that taking no damn three
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: showers a day.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: You got stuff with you.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: You got radio show, he got radio show, he tooled,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: and he got TV show and a game show. W
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: the hell he got tired to take three damn showers
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: a day, y'all, letting.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Him tell y'all this stuff fall.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: Dude, we know heower, Hold up, hold me paint this pretty.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Fore, he got a four hour radio show that you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: do every day.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: He got a TV show, he got game show, he toured,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: he got kids, he gotta go to baseball games with.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: He gotta go to proms and stuff with. He got
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: family time, and he got a wife. How you take
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: three showers a day.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: He worked?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: I'm letting him tell you that, fulk, How would you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: know all that? Because I got more than he got.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: He's got no time for no damn three shows a day.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Gotta make this money, man, three damn showers a day? Good? Well,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I get home sometime I fall asleep in my office.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna be no damn showers.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Now. Sitting up in here, man, sitting up in you
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: just like my stylist Ellie, with his little simple ass,
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  Speaker 2: over overdoing and all this ho notion and baby in
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  Speaker 2: his damn so get your Let we go. Man sitting
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  Speaker 2: up in here, rubbing all tween your damn toes. Put
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  Speaker 2: some all on your foot.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go take all this damn showers. Man, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: that damn clean. We got to go.
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  Speaker 9: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? All right, all right, next one'll let him
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  Speaker 1: tell you that for go ahead.
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  Speaker 9: But you rather have the ability to read minds? Or
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  Speaker 9: would you rather have the ability to move objects with
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  Speaker 9: your mind?
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  Speaker 1: Moving the object you want to read? Mind? I know
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  Speaker 1: you don't like me. I don't need to read you,
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  Speaker 1: my man. No, I don't need that.
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  Speaker 2: I want to move stuff with my mind. All right,
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  Speaker 2: you walking down the street, I move that mail box.
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  Speaker 1: Over in front of your ass. You can watch your learning.
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  Speaker 9: Oh man, come forty nine minutes after the hour, it's
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  Speaker 9: our last break of the day and we'll get some
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  Speaker 9: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right
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  Speaker 9: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, here
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  Speaker 9: we are, Steve, last break of the day. It's been
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  Speaker 9: a great day.
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  Speaker 1: What a day.
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  Speaker 3: What a day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a crazy day today.
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  Speaker 9: So Steve, now it's time for you to take us
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  Speaker 9: home with your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 2: My closing remarks today are going to be based around
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  Speaker 2: the value of yourself. I think this is important. Tommy
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  Speaker 2: sent this to me, you know, a billboard, and it
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  Speaker 2: really triggered me to think. And I'm gonna share that
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  Speaker 2: with you. But it all pertains to the value of yourself.
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  Speaker 2: This can pertain to you in terms of reaching your goals,
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  Speaker 2: your dreams, all in business, and this is for you
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  Speaker 2: to consider in the relationship of love. It is amazing
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  Speaker 2: to me while I talk to people and people talk
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  Speaker 2: about how they're being treated and handled it and represented
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  Speaker 2: and dealt with, and how they can't seem to get
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  Speaker 2: nobody to see they value and they worth.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sitting the bit going, wait a minute, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute.
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  Speaker 2: You can't try to get someone to see something in
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  Speaker 2: you that you don't see in yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It starts with you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you all heard the saying beauty is on
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  Speaker 2: the inside. It's not just skin deep. That's true. Confidence
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  Speaker 2: is not an outward emotion. It's something that starts from within.
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  Speaker 2: Everything starts from within, and it exudes and and and
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  Speaker 2: and manifest itself in the outward shape of form. So
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  Speaker 2: if you want people to value you, you must first
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  Speaker 2: value yourself. I tell my daughters all the time. You
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  Speaker 2: can train a man how to treat you well, Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: how do you train a man You just don't accept
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  Speaker 2: bad treatment from him. If you don't accept bad treatment
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  Speaker 2: from him, little girl of mine, then.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what he can't keep giving it to you. A
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  Speaker 1: person can only treat you the way you allow them
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  Speaker 1: to do it.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't accept a man coming to pick you
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  Speaker 2: up late all the time, but you stop going with
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  Speaker 2: him every time he late, the next time he want
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  Speaker 2: to go out with you, he got to be on time.
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  Speaker 1: Now. If he don't want to be on time, then
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  Speaker 1: guess what. You don't go out.
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  Speaker 2: You've trained him how to treat you, and if he
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  Speaker 2: don't line up with what you want, then guess what
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  Speaker 2: he not for you. At least you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: be mistreated the way he want to treat you by
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  Speaker 2: simply not allowing him to.
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  Speaker 1: Treat you anyway he it wants to.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot have high value for yourself and expect someone
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  Speaker 2: else to have a high value of you. That goes
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  Speaker 2: into same thing with business. You can't go in and
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  Speaker 2: ask for a raise if you don't think you deserve one.
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  Speaker 2: What would cause you to walk in there and ask
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  Speaker 2: for a raise if you don't think you deserve one,
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  Speaker 2: if you don't have the facts to back up a raise.
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  Speaker 2: You can't want more money just because you don't spend
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  Speaker 2: all the money you had.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go in there and.
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  Speaker 2: Ask for a raise because you can show value to
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  Speaker 2: the company. You're worth this much more to the company.
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  Speaker 2: The company has become this because of you. Then you
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  Speaker 2: can show your value. Then you can go in there
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  Speaker 2: with a raise, and you can go in there with
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  Speaker 2: some confidence with the raise. It happens with goals and dreams.
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  Speaker 2: If you aim too low, your problem is you might
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  Speaker 2: hit it. But I'm gonna say that for tomorrow. So
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  Speaker 2: it's what you think of yourself, how you value yourself,
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  Speaker 2: that matters most. Now, let me tell you, or was
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  Speaker 2: sent to me. Listen to this real careful, because this
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  Speaker 2: is gonna register with a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: If you aren't being treated with love and respect, check
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  Speaker 2: your price tag. Maybe you've marked yourself down. Is you
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  Speaker 2: who tells people what you're worth. Get off the clearest
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  Speaker 2: rack and get behind the glass where they keep the valuables.
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  Speaker 2: It is you who tells people what you're worth. Get
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  Speaker 2: off the clearest rack and get behind the glass where
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  Speaker 2: they keep the valuables. Stop acting like you a sidewalk sail.
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  Speaker 2: Stop acting like you can be picked up at the
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  Speaker 2: swap meet. Stop acting like you belong in the Junkyard.
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  Speaker 2: You a new car, don't act.
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  Speaker 1: Like an old car.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care how old you are to somebody. You
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  Speaker 2: got to be a new car. Stop putting yourself on
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  Speaker 2: the sales rack. Clearly you deserve full price. If you
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  Speaker 2: lower the value for yourself, that's what we'll pay for you,
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  Speaker 2: and that's how we'll treat you, and that's how we respect.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't respect yourself, if I see you constantly
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  Speaker 2: disrespecting yourself, then you're gonna turn to me and demand respect.
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  Speaker 1: How how does that work?
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  Speaker 11: Be?
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  Speaker 2: That be a coat where they got to lock on it. See,
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  Speaker 2: you can't take me off the rat and just try
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  Speaker 2: me on. No, that ain't how this work.
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  Speaker 1: See. But now you go over that to that valuable
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  Speaker 1: section in the store. You know everybody been to Macy's.
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  Speaker 2: You got that stuff where you got to go get
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  Speaker 2: a salesperson to come and unlock it for you to
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  Speaker 2: even try it on. That's cause they don't put a
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  Speaker 2: value on that. Or you can going over there and
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  Speaker 2: just put the little shirt on. T shirts ain't locked up.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody can get one if you steal this T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't that big a loss. That ain't a four dollars,
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  Speaker 2: pack of three. Come over here by the swede, Come
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  Speaker 2: over here by this first stuff. We got locks on
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  Speaker 2: this stuff right here because it had value. We know
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  Speaker 2: it has value, so we can't just let you try
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  Speaker 2: to stop letting people just try you on. You got it,
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  Speaker 2: put a value to yourself, maintain it, you determine your value.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let other people do it. You do it all right.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing.
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  Speaker 8: Drop the mic, drop the mic, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Tommy, appreciate you. Pimp needed that.
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