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Bootleg Santa, Cardi B. Playboy, Son In Trunk, Maya Angelou and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: I got a lot off my chest yesterday. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to clear some things up. And I appreciate y'all giving
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  Speaker 1: me a minute, because sometimes, you know, you just gotta
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  Speaker 1: say some things out loud. Not complaining, but hey, just verbalizing,
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  Speaker 1: but realizing that I gotta keep going anyway. And that's
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  Speaker 1: for my words this morning to you that I want
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  Speaker 1: you to keep pushing no matter what happens. I want
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  Speaker 1: to share something with you that's important, that's very, very important. See,
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  Speaker 1: the end could have been had you stuck it out.
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  Speaker 1: You'll never know how good it could have gotten had
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  Speaker 1: you not just weathered the storm. That's the thing that
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  Speaker 1: gets most people. They get tough for them, It get
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  Speaker 1: hard for them, and then they let doubts set in,
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  Speaker 1: and then those doubts became facts and the next thing
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  Speaker 1: you know, they give up. Had you not given up,
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  Speaker 1: or had you given your best, what the results or
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  Speaker 1: outcome could have been. I look back on my life
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  Speaker 1: on so many occasions where in college I wasn't giving
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  Speaker 1: my best. Now I flunked out. Now it's easy to
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  Speaker 1: look at my life nine go yeah, but look at
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  Speaker 1: you now. But back then, man, it cost me for
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  Speaker 1: so many years that failing to finish that not giving
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  Speaker 1: my all. It cost me a number of years. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could say that it didn't mean nothing, that
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  Speaker 1: it was just a blimp on the radar skrein screen,
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  Speaker 1: but at the time it was major. And so you
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of decisions in your life that are
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  Speaker 1: happening now. You may be in your twenties, your late teens,
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  Speaker 1: you could be in your early thirties, and it's happening.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what you'll eventually get through it provided one
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  Speaker 1: thing you never give up. You never turn around and
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  Speaker 1: go back. Had I written myself off because of one failure, see,
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  Speaker 1: and this is where so many people go but go
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  Speaker 1: wrong at two. You write yourself off after you failed
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  Speaker 1: at something, the one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish,
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  Speaker 1: and you failed at it. Now you write yourself as
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  Speaker 1: a failure. Now you go settle on end to life
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  Speaker 1: and just see what See what hand you get had
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  Speaker 1: when I flunked out of college, had I written myself
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  Speaker 1: off as a failure, I wouldn't be here today. When
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  Speaker 1: I lost my carpet cleaning company, I would have written
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  Speaker 1: myself as a failure. And I wouldn't be here today
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  Speaker 1: when I didn't become a diamond distributed in Amway, or
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  Speaker 1: a direct distributor in am Way, even I would have
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  Speaker 1: written myself as a failure and I wouldn't be here
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  Speaker 1: to day. When I bought a distribution kit to become
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  Speaker 1: a distributor of the Bohemian Diet and I didn't make it,
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  Speaker 1: I would have written myself as a failure. When I
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  Speaker 1: became an Al William's distributor and I didn't make it,
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  Speaker 1: I would have written myself as a failure, and I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be here today. Oh, I got a list for you.
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  Speaker 1: When I got laid off it for a motor company.
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  Speaker 1: Had I written myself as a failure, I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: made it. Do you need some more? Because I have
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  Speaker 1: a story filled with mishaps. I have a story filled
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  Speaker 1: with failures. A couple of things now, the grace of
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  Speaker 1: God and his mercy which is available to us all.
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  Speaker 1: See that's the key, y'all, Because of his mercy, because
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  Speaker 1: of his willingness to forgive and to even understand why
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  Speaker 1: we do the things we do. In all of my shortcomings,
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  Speaker 1: failed marriages I'm talking about, man got it all wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I can't blame nobody else. It's just me. Steve ain't
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  Speaker 1: have it together at that point in life. I've could
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  Speaker 1: have ridden myself as a failure the first time I could.
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  Speaker 1: I just could have gave up on it after the
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  Speaker 1: second one. And please know that this is an admission.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't bragging. So before you start in with me,
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. I'm pointing out in my life
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  Speaker 1: a series of missteps and failures. But how I still
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  Speaker 1: get here today A couple of things. God's grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy is first. But that's the key, that's for everybody
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  Speaker 1: see if it's God's willingness to forgive you, and god
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  Speaker 1: understanding of why we do what we do because he
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  Speaker 1: said we wasn't gonna be perfect. So in all of
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  Speaker 1: your imperfections, your creator told you you would not be perfect.
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  Speaker 1: He's sad it to you. It's out there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care which one of the books you read it tells
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  Speaker 1: you that. So guess what With that in mind, he
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  Speaker 1: has a grace that he has. It's like a grace period.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you don't pay your insurance premium on
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  Speaker 1: the day that is due. The next day, they don't
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  Speaker 1: just cancel your insurance premium. They have a grace period,
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  Speaker 1: because they ain't trying to stop this money from coming in.
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  Speaker 1: But when it comes to God, there's no money required.
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  Speaker 1: He just gives you the grace freely. It don't cost
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  Speaker 1: you nothing. So you got tap into that, y'all. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get in touch with that, because that's an important
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  Speaker 1: part to making it understanding that His grace is available.
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  Speaker 1: So when you make a misstake, so when you fail
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  Speaker 1: at it, he has a loophole in the contract with
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  Speaker 1: him that allows you to make mistakes, that allows you
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  Speaker 1: to get it wrong, that allows you to fail time
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  Speaker 1: and time and time again. But if you never give up,
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  Speaker 1: if you keep getting up, if you keep trying, if
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  Speaker 1: you keep striving, if you keep making the effort to
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  Speaker 1: go forward and not go back, God has a blessing
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  Speaker 1: for you, and He has it in abundance for you,
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  Speaker 1: and God will give it to you at the right time.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to be ready. Oh, I want it
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  Speaker 1: to be successful. But if He had given it to
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  Speaker 1: me back then I wouldn't have handled it correctly because
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  Speaker 1: I would have made some more mistakes along the way.
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  Speaker 1: So you make the mistakes to learn the lessons. Lord.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't God been good to me. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: lie to you. Cool you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: early part of twenty twenty two. It's a good year
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  Speaker 1: for those of us that are still here. We are
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  Speaker 1: blessed and highly favored. Don't ever forget that part of it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever forget all that God has done. Don't let
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  Speaker 1: you're not, what you don't have, what you wish you had.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get caught up in that without first realizing what
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  Speaker 1: God has done. Man oh Man, oh Man. Gratitude is
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  Speaker 1: a major principle of success. The more gratitude you practice,
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  Speaker 1: the more successful you will become. Let the church say
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  Speaker 1: many Man Man Man again. Shirley Strawberry, Colin Pharrell, Mississippi Monica,
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  Speaker 1: the ladies on the show, Junior Kill Spates and the
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  Speaker 1: legend Nephew Tommy, what you got? Uh? Let me let
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  Speaker 1: me ask yourself. And I know you're trying to season five,
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  Speaker 1: but you know I recently did something. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to just get some background right here. How many how
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  Speaker 1: many of what the hell was you thinking? Moments you
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  Speaker 1: didn't had it? Sixty five? How many? How many? I
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  Speaker 1: just I probably had my eighth one? Hey, you just
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  Speaker 1: had your eighth? What the hell am I doing? Moment?
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  Speaker 1: Just getting started? I had eight of them when I
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  Speaker 1: was nine every year now the way I grew up,
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  Speaker 1: I had eight a month. Trying to figure out how
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  Speaker 1: you just had your eighth one? Like, I've been married
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  Speaker 1: two times, divorce two times. Do you know in between? Now?
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  Speaker 1: How many what the hell moments I didn't have? I
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  Speaker 1: got seven kids? All that was what to him? Seven? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm talking about marriage that ended badly for two
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  Speaker 1: For two times, I was at Antonio Brown of marriage.
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  Speaker 1: It was going end bad. I didn't know how to
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  Speaker 1: have a happy end. You took your pants off, man,
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  Speaker 1: I took my pants off the way back and get
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  Speaker 1: jumping Jackson the end zone. I did everything, man, And
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  Speaker 1: then you asked me how many what the hell moments
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I'm trying to count the moss that went
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  Speaker 1: by that I didn't have one. I might have had eight.
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  Speaker 1: It in man to y'all made so many mistakes. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a living witness that you can take your life
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  Speaker 1: jacket completely up. God Almighty will forgive you and give
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  Speaker 1: you a chance to rebuild it, start all over again,
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  Speaker 1: and turn you into more than you ever dream though.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm a living witness, man. I appreciated. Man,
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  Speaker 1: the failures I have had have been monumental, Sir, I've
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  Speaker 1: had some life changing moments. I'm so stupid. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do the nephew and run that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it is time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. What you got for is nef This
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  Speaker 1: right here goes out to all of members of five
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  Speaker 1: Beta Sigma Fraternity Incorporated. Title of this is you ain't
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  Speaker 1: no Sigma. You ain't no Sigma. Let's go cat down. Hello. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a greg please. Yeah, this is he?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Bernard, five Beta Sigma.
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  Speaker 1: I'm over pledged relations uhhh giving you a call to day. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You attended priv a m University? Am I correct? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right? You attended Privy and from my understanding,
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  Speaker 1: you pledge five Beta Sigma and fall of ninety one.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct, all right, that's the the Theta chapter, correct, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Here's where we're having some problems here, going
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  Speaker 1: through the records, records, actually looking at the records that
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  Speaker 1: we have here at headquarters, you're not actually an official
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  Speaker 1: member of five Beta Sigma. I don't know what has
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  Speaker 1: taken place. But wait a minute, what what you mean
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  Speaker 1: not a member? Looking at our records here at national headquarters,
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  Speaker 1: it's indicating that you're not an official member of five
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  Speaker 1: Data Sigma. I don't know what could have gone wrong
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  Speaker 1: with this? Now, Now that ain't right, man, That ain't right,
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  Speaker 1: because see, depth of data is recognized nationally, so why
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't I be nationally recognized? I'm not certain, sir. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's something that took place on that that actual line
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  Speaker 1: of Fall ninety one. We're actually going to have to
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  Speaker 1: do some research on everything that's going on with your
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  Speaker 1: line as well as the chapter. But how is that possible?
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  Speaker 1: If they gave if they gave me a certifticate in
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  Speaker 1: the in the plaque and I got my pen I
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  Speaker 1: mean I'm a Sigma what you mean, sir? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm looking at here? And and and please understand.
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  Speaker 1: I want to try to clear this matter up. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we need to clear this matter. Who else is there
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  Speaker 1: somebody there like a oversee, uh maybe the head president
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  Speaker 1: or your branch or something that I can talk to
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  Speaker 1: or something. Well, I'm actually I am actually over pledged
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  Speaker 1: relations and I wanted to give you a call personally
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  Speaker 1: so we can try to rectify the matter. And it's
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  Speaker 1: going to take us some time to hiring this thing out.
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  Speaker 1: But what I need you to do as at this point. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And you know what the problem is that I'm noticing
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  Speaker 1: is that all of the people that were on your
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  Speaker 1: line they are official for some reason. Mister Gregg is
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  Speaker 1: an official, So I want to I don't understand that
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  Speaker 1: because I was the line president. So how is everybody
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  Speaker 1: else able to be a sigma and not me when
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  Speaker 1: I did all the paperwork that it takes to for
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  Speaker 1: the process to be right. I don't understand, sir. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, brother, I can't call you brother for the
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  Speaker 1: fact that right now, brother, because I'm a signa. So
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  Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna have to do. Greg. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get you to first of all, if you're
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  Speaker 1: dealing with anybody alumni wise, we're asking that you don't
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  Speaker 1: go to any meetings right now. We're also asking that
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  Speaker 1: you don't wear any five beta Sigma peral for now.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, we want to make sure and get
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  Speaker 1: clarity that you are definitely a brother. Amn, man, I
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  Speaker 1: am definitely a brother. Do you know what I had
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  Speaker 1: to go through to get where I am today? To
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  Speaker 1: be a signal? And y'all took y'all dudes whatever to that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I'm seeing checks that have gone through
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  Speaker 1: for other people on that line. I don't play, man,
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  Speaker 1: and to this day, I'm like a lifetime member. So
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  Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about? I have no
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  Speaker 1: records indicating that your lifetime member. That's what I'm saying, sir.
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  Speaker 1: We got bad dog. Somebody needs to tell me something today.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna try to get to the end of this
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  Speaker 1: by the end of the week. It's gonna take no, no,
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  Speaker 1: but no, but no, you're not understanding what I'm saying, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm a signal to the heart. Dude. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Y'all playing with my heart right now? Man,
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody's gonna do that and get away with I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. You know, here's what we
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  Speaker 1: can do. We can bring you back in and do
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  Speaker 1: another pledging process. Pledge. Did you understand what you just
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  Speaker 1: said to me? No? Man, that ain't happen. Dog, I've
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  Speaker 1: been through this already. Man, I'm not pledging. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: signing my name on nothing else because I have pledged.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. I need to get somebody on
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  Speaker 1: the phone that can answer my question. I want to
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on, okay right now? And I understand
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  Speaker 1: you know, the disbelief of what's going on. I really
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  Speaker 1: do you honestly? What year did you grow across? Did
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  Speaker 1: you walk the sand? Let me tell me what's going on? Brother.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fall eighty nine. Brother. And now what we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to do right now is, first of all, no
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  Speaker 1: pair of phernilia. No, you're trying to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: I can't well what's nearest and dearest to my heart,
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  Speaker 1: next to my wife and my child. You're telling me
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  Speaker 1: that I can't grow around and proclaim what I am.
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  Speaker 1: That's like telling me I can't be black. What the
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  Speaker 1: hell is you're saying? And another thing we're going to
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  Speaker 1: get you to do understand you have a brand, a
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  Speaker 1: Sigma brand that's going to have to come off until
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  Speaker 1: we get this taken care of. What and then you
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  Speaker 1: talk about them medical procedure. What are you saying so
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  Speaker 1: we cannot allow you to wear a brand representing five
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  Speaker 1: Beta signal when right now you are not only you
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  Speaker 1: can't five pain a lot that that brand to me
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  Speaker 1: was allowed to put the brand on me. Now I
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  Speaker 1: can't be allowed to wear something that I've been wearing
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  Speaker 1: for almost fifteen years? Are you crazy? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's some crazy. So we gotta get you to take
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  Speaker 1: your brand of me until all of this way? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell of out? Man? This is the look here? Brother?
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  Speaker 1: But what Bernard? Is that? What your name? You need
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  Speaker 1: to get somebody on this h That's all right, I
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  Speaker 1: know the president bill, how about that. I will just
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  Speaker 1: call in and I'll figured out my bill. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: we need you to take the brand off off you
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  Speaker 1: come take the brand off of me, and you want
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  Speaker 1: it that bad, come get it. That's what you do.
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  Speaker 1: You are not a member of five Beta Sick. I'm
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  Speaker 1: donna give up you talking about dog I am a member.
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  Speaker 1: If you want something over here, high Land, your boy
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  Speaker 1: that's what you do. You bad, come do it. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you for the final time, do not wear
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  Speaker 1: any paraphern Now you keep don't want to hear that
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  Speaker 1: talking about no final. Let me tell you what's final.
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  Speaker 1: I am a five beta sigma to the hard damn sir.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm telling you is no more church and cover
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  Speaker 1: that brand up until we're here. Man, I'm gonna wear everything.
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  Speaker 1: I got a hat. I'm gonnat. A matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wearing hey, just to get it on yong ls.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna keep brand covering up until we figured out
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  Speaker 1: if you are this nor had coming up, you come
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  Speaker 1: get it and tell it. You better get away from me.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm talking about put that brand up and don't
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  Speaker 1: shots no money. Tell you something I ain't coming. Come
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  Speaker 1: get it if you want it. I got one head.
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  Speaker 1: This is bruefire. You don't want none. You don't want none.
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  Speaker 1: This is the man. I don't know what one more
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  Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you. Are you going
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  Speaker 1: to say what you got to say? You ain't getting this.
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy boy. Y'all had
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  Speaker 1: me ready to kill my man. Y'all boy, let out
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  Speaker 1: one more thing, man, what is the baddest radio show
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  Speaker 1: in the land? Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, thank you, nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, right, coming up next, asked the CLO. With
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment and some national news for you,
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  Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the Chief Love Officer,
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  Speaker 1: the CLO, Steve Harvey, to answer your love questions. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go from Sandra in Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest
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  Speaker 1: brother is twenty four and he lives with me. He
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  Speaker 1: had a long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up
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  Speaker 1: with him because I won't allow her new puppy inside
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  Speaker 1: my house. My brother said it's their dog together, so
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  Speaker 1: he should help care for the dog. I told him
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  Speaker 1: it's a firm no, and he said, I'm ruining his life.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's a bit dramatic, But do you think
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  Speaker 1: I should bend my rules now? I think it's a
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  Speaker 1: damn dog that's ruined your life. Don't put this off
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  Speaker 1: on your sister. It's that damn dog's your sister's house.
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  Speaker 1: She lives that she paid he rist, she bought that.
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  Speaker 1: She lets you Leah with Hull. You didn't move this
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  Speaker 1: girl in. Now, she won't a puppet when she can't handle.
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  Speaker 1: She get a puppet when she get her own place.
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  Speaker 1: You can't bring no puppy and number woman's house sault
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  Speaker 1: in the carpet. That pupply gotta get poppy trained. Anybody
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  Speaker 1: fi to do that. You put your brother out? What
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  Speaker 1: why layman? Why don't they take day twenty four year
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  Speaker 1: old grown as somewhere and get their own apartment. And
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  Speaker 1: they don't have all the puppies they want. No, you,
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  Speaker 1: you ruined in my life. You're stupid boy. Okay, Now
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  Speaker 1: she'd broke up with you because waymuhola dog lady. It's
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  Speaker 1: not you that has some problems. He that has some problems.
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  Speaker 1: A woman then broke up with you because you won't
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  Speaker 1: let her bring a puppet in her sister house, in
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  Speaker 1: your sister house, so she broke up with you. You
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong chick though, Next question, Shirley. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Moving on Terra and South Haven, Mississippi says, I gave
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  Speaker 1: my husband a Hall pass because I had two surgeries
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  Speaker 1: back to back and he was so sweet to me
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  Speaker 1: while I was healing. That was a year ago. My
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  Speaker 1: best friend found out in the streets about his fling,
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  Speaker 1: and without talking to me first, she confronted my husband
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  Speaker 1: and tried to fight him. I don't want her in
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  Speaker 1: my personal business, but she's in it now, And how
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  Speaker 1: should I explain this to her? See? I tell y'all
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  Speaker 1: all the time, when you see a man somewhere, you
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  Speaker 1: find out something about a man that ain't your business. Now,
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  Speaker 1: she'd confronted this man about fooling around on her girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: when her girlfriend and gave him a Hall pass because
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  Speaker 1: he was so kind to her doing surgery. If you
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  Speaker 1: could get a Hall pass for kindness doing surgery, you
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  Speaker 1: know many passes I'd had many times I've been kind
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  Speaker 1: and been not going ahead. Tell my no damn hall pass.
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  Speaker 1: Bet not bring it up ever? And lady, why do
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  Speaker 1: you pass? How Hall passes for kindness? What? What is that? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You were kind to me, you get a Hall pass? What?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? You know? How can I be? No?
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't make no sense. Now your girlfriend is simple.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what you should say to
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  Speaker 1: her except this is not your business, but she in it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to tell her how stupid you were
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  Speaker 1: by awarding him a hall pas that you said it
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  Speaker 1: was okay? And I'm gonna tell you something else. She
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  Speaker 1: ain't keeping it to herself. She's telling other people. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: and your husband didn't have to watch his step because
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  Speaker 1: his wife gave him permission. Yep. Facts. Yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 1: your business. It's not her business. Anybody it's not her business.
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  Speaker 1: But it ain't no woman's business. But y'all always making
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  Speaker 1: y'alls cause she my girl. Cause I would want to know, well,
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  Speaker 1: now here you go. Now I'll tell you what. Let's
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  Speaker 1: let the women tell him what to do, because y'all
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  Speaker 1: always tell about I would want to know. I would
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  Speaker 1: tell her, well, now she trying to whip her husband's
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  Speaker 1: as what would you do, Sherley, It's not my business.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do anything. I honest to god, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: do a thing. Is that business is a bold face? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not in this particular situation. I wouldn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in their house. M Okay, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: what would you do? Try to fight the husband? Carla,
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  Speaker 1: my best friend, my best friend. Yeah yeah, so shearlte Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell your girlfriend. I wouldn't. I'm not in this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really not in this one. I'm not in this.
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  Speaker 1: So if your husband, if this happened, but your husband,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend. No, I
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  Speaker 1: would kill him. But I'm asking you if I found out, No,
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  Speaker 1: I want your girlfriend to tell you. Okay, that's huntreil
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  Speaker 1: to everything you've ever said in every Strawberry people. There's
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  Speaker 1: no changing on this ship. No, you don't. You stay
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  Speaker 1: that damn same on this Sha, We're not interchanging on
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  Speaker 1: this show. We ride it down. Him my best your bestie,
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  Speaker 1: your best My best friend just got married. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: in their marriage. No, okay, and you see her husband cheating,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna say nothing. I ain't mad at the answer.
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  Speaker 1: I like Shirley's an answer, but that's not what she's
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  Speaker 1: ever said. And I've always said that I would say
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  Speaker 1: something just like I just said, I'd probably be all
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  Speaker 1: in it. I'm not in this one, would have harp well,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, Shirley, but see Shirley, you don't know about
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  Speaker 1: the hall pass all, you know, But I'm just not
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  Speaker 1: in anybody relationship on time. I don't have time for
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  Speaker 1: nobody else. I don't have done. Yeah, I saw my
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  Speaker 1: partner's girl somewhere in a little strange looking position. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to here tell his man this hill? Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in a weird you know, it looked like
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  Speaker 1: something was going on, but I couldn't hear. But I
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  Speaker 1: already knew. If I want to tell him that he
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  Speaker 1: was going to jail, I already knew that. Yeah. If
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  Speaker 1: I tell this food anything. Yeah, like I said, it
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  Speaker 1: depends on who it is. Best friend though, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: like my sister to me. Sorry for me, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Moving on, Cathedra in uh Topeka says, my boyfriend has
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  Speaker 1: a habit of sending several women a good morning text
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  Speaker 1: before he starts his day. He does it freely and
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  Speaker 1: doesn't think it's a problem. I think it's the first
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  Speaker 1: step in cheating. And I'm jealous. Am I overthinking it? Or?
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  Speaker 1: Is this cheating? Man? Mom? How does this word? What
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  Speaker 1: are y'all doing nowadays? What? What? What relationships y'all go?
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  Speaker 1: What y'all allowing up in here? What? What? What is
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  Speaker 1: these new rules that you can text three women in
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  Speaker 1: the morning wish them good morning? What? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who can do that. Shirley texts me every single day,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry. She texts me scriptures every morning. I asked, Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Shirley, do me a favor, text me a
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  Speaker 1: scripture every morning. Shirley texts me a scripture every single morning.
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  Speaker 1: I was on vacation and didn't quite see the name Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: Because Shirley's text comes with a strawberry next to her
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  Speaker 1: name and a heart. I deleted it for safety purposes
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  Speaker 1: because I was blurried and I didn't know it. Said,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley looked like Sheila, and I deleted it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what a heart and a starberry? All right, explain,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Cello, coming up the script We have some
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  Speaker 1: entertainment news right after this. You're listening to say morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Cardi B is the newest addition to the Playboy family.
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  Speaker 1: All right. The multi platinum music musician, She's an entrepreneur.
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  Speaker 1: She's also an activist. Cardi B will be the first
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  Speaker 1: ever creative Director in residence for Playboy lifestyle brand. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Cardi will provide artistic direction with co branded fashion, sexual
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  Speaker 1: wellness products, digital editorial content and more and merchandise created
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  Speaker 1: through the collaboration between Playboy and Cardi B aims to
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  Speaker 1: expand the Playboy brand. Cardi B tweeted that she is
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  Speaker 1: the founding creative director and a founding member of Centerfold,
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  Speaker 1: the new creator led platform from Playboy. So a new
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  Speaker 1: job for Cardi B. Okay and uh huh uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: You know playbook magazine. Okay, you can't do Why are
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  Speaker 1: you looking like that? I'm not allowed to do nothing,
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  Speaker 1: allowed to comment because I can't even comment on this
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  Speaker 1: tactics book. But why are you looking around? I'm in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles and I'm scared. She I'm trained. Cardi B
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  Speaker 1: is expanding her brand also. Our Girl Rihanna announced recently
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  Speaker 1: that she plans to open up stores for her Savage
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  Speaker 1: Expansey Lingerie line. NAE huh you mean Rihanna? Yeah, Rihanna,
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  Speaker 1: Rihanna na na yeah, Rihanna is somebody else we know Rihanna?
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  Speaker 1: It's Rihanna hook. I'm not arguing with you, she said,
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  Speaker 1: it's I'm calling her what she calls herself, how about that?
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  Speaker 1: Rihanna announced on Instagram that she will expand her brand
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  Speaker 1: to include retail stores. She posted a mic image of
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  Speaker 1: one of her future boutiques with the caption twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: two We're coming in hot. We're about to bring you
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  Speaker 1: a whole new Savage ex fenty experience with the launch
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  Speaker 1: of our brick and mortar retail stores. Rihanna reveal that
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  Speaker 1: the first boutiques will be in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Houston, Philadelphia,
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  Speaker 1: and DC. Carla. We may have to, um, you know,
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  Speaker 1: do some shopping. Okay, I might have to come to you,
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  Speaker 1: says he. Oh yeah, So congratulations to both these ladies,
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  Speaker 1: moving and shaken, expanding her brands, you know, keeping it
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  Speaker 1: sexy all of that. Yeah yeah, no comment from you, hunsty.
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  Speaker 1: You can't comment on this. What is I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: women's laundry for Congratulations Rihanna or Rihanna as you call her. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: I can't talk, you can can you get you? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: mister smart guy? Go here? Can you go ahead? Start
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  Speaker 1: change your house soon? Go ahead? Go ahead, celebration, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna you got scared. I've been a pass also.
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  Speaker 1: Um judge, Steve, last night, you did it again, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, y'all, you did it again. Okay, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: last night three cases, right, surely? Okay. So the first
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  Speaker 1: always a bride'smaid, never a bride. I was so mad
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  Speaker 1: at the group at the at the forever fiance, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you call them stupid though, at the entire time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then after the commercial break, because he wouldn't marry
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  Speaker 1: and he had all these crazy philosophies about why he
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't marry this woman. They hable to three children together,
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  Speaker 1: they have a business together, home, they being together. First. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so Steve went down and took a picture of this
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  Speaker 1: man he had ever met, I've never seen him before,
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  Speaker 1: and he called him that. Yeah. Yes, yeah, like after
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  Speaker 1: the break but wait a minute, came back, but he
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  Speaker 1: didn't them. Yeah, you didn't buy the woman you sleeping
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  Speaker 1: with to to counters her. Right. But now, y'all, this
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  Speaker 1: ain't the break up. Oh, he didn't want to leave her.
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  Speaker 1: He loves her. Dim So even if you win this case,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go home. You have to go home high.
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  Speaker 1: This win, This win ain't ain't gonna be a win.
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  Speaker 1: They got three kids together, by the baby boy and
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  Speaker 1: this add on television and now everybody know. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: pain this food to set himself is immeasurable. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the second one was about the VIP getaway. The
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  Speaker 1: raffle drawn, Yeah, raffle drawn. Yeah. The lady she wanted
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  Speaker 1: at a fundraiser and it was rigged. The raffle was
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  Speaker 1: rigged and they went to they were supposed to go
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  Speaker 1: to Atlantic City on MLK Day weekend the last year.
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  Speaker 1: And she told this woman it was a goal and
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't And she goes with her girls, She invited
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  Speaker 1: her friends and everything had gonna have a girl's weekend,
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  Speaker 1: laid all out and it was they were essential workers,
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  Speaker 1: so they felt like they were reserved. The girl's shrip
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  Speaker 1: and all of that. And Steve, it was just the
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  Speaker 1: raffle person. She just nine. Yeah. She said she didn't
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  Speaker 1: have the money to They had to fix it some
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  Speaker 1: kind of way. She didn't have the money to to uh,
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  Speaker 1: to reimburse the woman because she had taken her family
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  Speaker 1: on a big Steve said, where'd they called? Oh, we
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  Speaker 1: went to Paris, we went to and today. But you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the money to reimburse this woman to go
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  Speaker 1: to Atlantic city line, not called the line I went
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  Speaker 1: on there. I got these screens on each side of
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  Speaker 1: my bitch. Well I can yes, you played it back
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  Speaker 1: and I actually showed her where she was lying. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: because you don't know when you lying, because I told thousands,
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  Speaker 1: so you know thee anyway, it was we love, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my God. With yes, you knew that you got around.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss Judge Dave Tuesday nights, ABC
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  Speaker 1: eight seventh Central. All Right, coming up in seven twenty,
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  Speaker 1: A Texas mother locks her thirteen year old son in
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  Speaker 1: the trunk of her car. You're not gonna believe this story.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. A Texas mother has been charged
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  Speaker 1: with endangering a child after she allegedly placed her thirteen
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  Speaker 1: year old son, who had COVID nineteen, into her trunk
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  Speaker 1: the trunk of her car to avoid being exposed to
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  Speaker 1: the virus. Yeah blu covid. Yeah yeah, got to riding
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  Speaker 1: in the backseat. I support her, We'll go here. The
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  Speaker 1: Director of Health Services stated she was gathering information from
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  Speaker 1: cars in a line for COVID testing when she encountered
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  Speaker 1: a female driver. Her name is Sarah Beam, who admitted
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  Speaker 1: to putting her son in the trunk of her car
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  Speaker 1: to prevent herself from being exposed to COVID. While driving
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  Speaker 1: her son to the testing site for additional testing, the
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  Speaker 1: thirteen year old boy was found in the trunk. He
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  Speaker 1: was lying down. The health official notified the police, and
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  Speaker 1: during the investigation, police reviewed the surveyor cameras which show
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  Speaker 1: the teenage boy exiting the trunk and getting into the
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  Speaker 1: back seat. What I support this. I'm positive he's positive.
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  Speaker 1: This is how your mom treats you. Now, yeah, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't put your baby the trunks. A way to
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  Speaker 1: do this? Come on here. And a lot of her
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  Speaker 1: students are supporting her, leaving signs at her home saying
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  Speaker 1: she's a great teacher, she's loving. These students. Ain't been
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  Speaker 1: in the trunk, bad mom. What's all the surprises you
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: meanybody put you in the trunk? Stop? I ain't never
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: been put in the trunk. Okay, So I've been put out,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: but I've had my ass beaten to near death. Where
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: was their complaints? Then it was the police? Where where
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: was the video camera of him? As exactly? I took
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  Speaker 1: severe ass with the hands of my mama and my daddy.
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  Speaker 1: I wish they would have took my ass outside and
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  Speaker 1: put me in the trunk. I'd have laid that all evening.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't the gong with a little trunk time you
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  Speaker 1: know fresh? Hell, you know, stop coming up through the trunk.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't lock him in there and didn't feed him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with it. I'm cool man. You got COVID,
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  Speaker 1: Get your ass in this trunk. Is that what your
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: dad would have said? Get outside on that poach. I'd
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  Speaker 1: have had to stand outside on the porch with COVID.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: My dad would have moved me into the garage. Hell yeah,
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  Speaker 1: show ass in that trunk with your sick ass. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in here. I got respiratory problems. I got
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: dive bees and hot blood pressure. I can't catch nothing.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I can't catch ohm croon. I can't. I can't kitch stupid.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: we're moving on. We have we'll have more of the
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. A man stuck in a
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  Speaker 1: chimney in Montgomery County, Maryland, was rescued after two dozen
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  Speaker 1: firefighters responded. They had to break through a wall dismantled
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  Speaker 1: part of the chimney. They did that brick by brick.
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  Speaker 1: They were trying to free him. This according to officials. Now,
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  Speaker 1: a resident of the home called police after hearing rustling
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  Speaker 1: that he thought was coming from the outside. This was
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: around three thirty in the morning. Initially, officers responded to
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  Speaker 1: the home and found no signs of an attempted break in,
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  Speaker 1: so left. Now about an hour later, the resident heard
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  Speaker 1: moaning moaning from inside the wall of the home and
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: found a burglar stuck in the chimney. Uh. Two dozen
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  Speaker 1: fighters responded, light of five. We're gonna warm his ass up.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna kill him, but we're gonna warm him up.
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  Speaker 1: Though white crime, there's no mention of race in this story.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: What do you don't know what it is? Didn't have
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: to it's a white crime. Why how can you say that? Though?
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I know who does what? Let's just leave it in.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I'm a judge, now, oh yeah, that's right, judge, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: white crime. Let's go go ahead. Two dozen firefighters responded.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: When white crime he showed up, they see it. If
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  Speaker 1: it's a black crime day since swatty. Oh okay, so
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: the fire gotta get him out of the chimney. We
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: have to get him out of the chimney. Here Squatt
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  Speaker 1: is on the scene, quil firefighters, white man and chippy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and they got him out stick and they can tell
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  Speaker 1: about the moaning. They didn't know right away. I'd have
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: left him in there for about the bear two. I'd
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  Speaker 1: remember that saying there. Now, you'd have heard stuff like this, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: for pete sake, love his white man glory, Oh, jimminy
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  Speaker 1: crickets scaring on here, tight tight black dude, Come on man,
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  Speaker 1: Hello leaders sugar. Yeah, hits the chimney talking Hey black people.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: When they know they're in trouble, they getting helped, you
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  Speaker 1: hear me. Yeah. So the man Steve was taken to
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the trauma center with serious injuries. He is expected to
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  Speaker 1: survive and then he'll face charges for the break in.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, please, I don't I'd have cooked him
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: for a day, though, I'd have cooked his ass for
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: a day. I ain't gonna campire. Who is the roisser?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Who is the road tisseran white guy? Who is that
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: homy cooked through that? How you thought like, You don't.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: You didn't think this out that I'm gonna go be
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: able to go down this chimney. You didn't. You don't
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: know how wide the chimney is. You don't know if
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: it's gotta flute on the end of it. You don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know nothing. You don't know how la should opening.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: He is after bottom because of opening at the bottom
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: is always smaller than the one at the top. And
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: obviously this is the person who doesn't have a chimney, right,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: A great idea, This is a great idea. Yeah, this
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: is a dumb ass criminal. This, this is a dude.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: He's involved in drugs. Drugs. Make you think like that,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: do this for me? Just do this. You're the black
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: family with the white guys and chinne and you see
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: these feet hanging out. What you're feel to do, well,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: it's a lot. I don't really know we're cooking him
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: her We're not, but I'm if your feet are dangling,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna probably shoot you in both ankles. Shoot you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: in both ankles to be shot. Do you want to
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: be cooked? Which one you want? Just in case you
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: do slide down. When you slide down, your ass will
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: be kneels. That's for damn. And if we don't shoot you,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: we're gonna put that misery on you and just break
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: both of us. Wow, right, dumb criminals, did you see that?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Dumbas pod? Can't We don't have time? All right? All right?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Coming up next the nephew and the prank phone call
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: for today. Right after this, you're listening to ring show
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is polite in
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: the streets and rude in the sheets. That's what I'm
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: talking to that. We'll get it. We will get into
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: it a little later because right now, nephew, you're up
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Well,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: let me check my stupid temperature and see how far
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I want to go up, how how high I want
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: it to be? You know, But I got a stupid
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: thermostat and it allows me to go up and down
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: on it. So, Luke, that's right here. Today is my
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: favorite socks, my favorite socks, cat dog, if you would
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: along trying to reach the Charles. Yeah, Charles, okay, are
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: you the do you live an apartment? Who is this?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: My name? Benny Man, I live in. Let me say
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: this to you. Man, this like the third time this
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: that happened, you know, and I ain't got fed up
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: with it. So I'm been a city. We've been a
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: getting up man. Wait wait wait, who who are you again?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: My name Benny Man, I live in. Let's listen. Do
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: you use the washroom on the property? Yeah? Man, I
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: used washroom? What's up? Okay? This is the third time
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: this to happened. Last night was the third time right now.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: The first time I happened to be in the washroom
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: with you and I come up with a shirt missing now.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: The second time was was was my T shirt? My
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Chicago Bulls Championship T shirt? I saw your girl with
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: it on now last night? Last night was one of
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: drew to nine. My favorite socks was missing out to
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: dry you when I come back to get my luve.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing, man, when you're in
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: this washroom. If you decide you're just gonna go shopping
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: in the dry and get what you want out of
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: it from other people's stuff. Man, but this ain't hold up.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a grown man. What are you talking about? Shopping forward?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Every day I buy my own. Listen, you called me
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: tripping by some clubs, and you called me dripping by
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: some socks. You, I'm right, they' my favorite shocks. So
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: when I got a problem is what what makes you
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: think you can start opening up dryings, getting people? Stop out? Man?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Hold on, what make you think I'm opening up? Hold up?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: You got the wrong one? Why are you getting my
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: number from anyway? I got your number from the least
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: in office, the league. I told them so what they
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: gonna lost mind giving you my numbers, calling me with
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: some buy some socks. Hey man, they're my favorite shock
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: and look at it. I wanted my socks back from you. Man.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this one more time. You're gonna lost
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: your man. Okay, I'm gonna say this one more time.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: It's I'm gonna get them socks. I'm gonna get that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I'm playing. You say you live in five? What I
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: live in You got live? Stand up? I knock on
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: your dough about ten minutes. If it's okay with you, partner,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Hey man, it's whatever. All I know is you better
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: bring them damn socks when you bring your round my
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: favorite flocks. You got my favorite socks, and you crying
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: like a little about some socks. Man with you. You
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: got my man dog on man whipping your party. Man,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: you better shirt. You better have my Chicago Board championship
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: shirt and you better have my sock. You can't be
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: taking people stuff about the washroom. Fine party, you got
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: three called fox shirt and a T shirt. That's what
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: you want. You got out. You be coming for all
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: of But that's fine with me. Dog, I do I
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: want my socks back. Man black like my little sister
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: who crying? What ain't man? I don't worry about that.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I better not catch you are your sister in my stuff?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I'm a cat off you hear me. You ain't gonna
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: telling nobody you're gonna lost your man. First of all,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: why don't use your hand on down to the washroom.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: It's like a whoop your Now. I'll meet you in
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the washroom right now, but you better bring my socks
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: with you. You let me, I'm bringing to pap. I'm
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: gonna put you inside that damn trying turn it off
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: till you're stealing stuff out of it. Let me tell
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: you what that harry up. Put your get down to
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the washroom. Now, I'm tired of my shoe on the
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: fall phone. I'm already walking that way. So now what
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: want to see me? You know me? No? You no,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: we already know you. Once you get punched in the head,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on. I wish it. You
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: ain't a man enough, But I'm gonna you ain't way.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I long. It's gonna take you
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: to get your over. That's gonna take me about two minutes. Paul, Right,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: guess what else I'm bringing with? What's my bringing? Now?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Is you listening to see what I'm bringing? Man? What
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: this is? Nephew Tommy? Say what? Man? Who is this? Hey?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Y'all this nephew tim Me from the steal Harvey morning? Yo, man, Yo, girl,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Shandry got me to prank you. Man, Man, wrong, y'all wrong, Man,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I got one boot on. I'm on my way down
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: to stair. Sw me. Come on, man, tell me it
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: ain't so man I'm talking about I know ain't no
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: grown man on this phone crying over. Oh and that
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: sounds man, some sick man, some sick well, you know
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: y'all tripping? Hey, man, I got one more question, baby,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest radio show? In the
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: lad man. That's easy to Steve Harvey Martin show. I
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: got right. I'm going to whoop somebody and he's going
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: to enjoy it like one boot on parting. I don't
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: care what it is, crying on some sock like my
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: little sister, like a little ottle punk. What you think, Steve.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I love the violence level that people get to on
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: these pro phone calls. Tell me take them there. It's
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: just a cultural thing, man, When you push people who
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: come up a certain way, it just it ain't nowhere
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: else for us to go push. Pushing me what you
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: want me to do. I ain't got nothing else, so
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: you know we all got that. But I don't have
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: your socks. I don't hear your T shirt you bought
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: my girl into this. I don't have none of this
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: stuff you're talking about. I work every day. I don't
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: steal nobody's stuff. And the leasing office that gave you
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: my number, this is this is your unlucky day because
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you never should have took that number from the leasing
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: office because you got the wrong one. But you, like
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: my little sister, right right, buy some socks. Socks all
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: this week got going on in this world. We got
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: we got we got mama's putting babies in the truck.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: We got white fus coming down the chimney. You're worried
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: about some sicks. Worried about some sicks. Come get your
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: laugh on with you boy. This weekend. That's m l K.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: It is m l K Weekend, Ladies and gentlemen is
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: coming up. And if you live in Jackson, Mississippi, anywhere
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: around the way, the Nephew is coming to town. Chuckles
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Comedy Club. That's the fourteenth through the sixteenth, Friday, Saturday Sunday,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: two shows each night. Nephew is coming to act a dog,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: golf food, as my dad is say, a star native fool.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: You don't understand, So get ready. That's this weekend, baby.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get to it. Jackson, Mississippi. Got
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: a couple of favorite restaurants down there. Gonna do my thing,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Gonna come shining at a fool, gonna play a little golf,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: might eat some chitless because I ain't getting an let
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: me stop. It ain't gonna put all that out there,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: but anyway, Southern cuisine, futhern cuisine laying in the cut, Jackson, Mississippi.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: You know, Chuckles, that's uh. In Memphis. They have they
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: have they now have another club in Jackson, Mississippi. They
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: have a Chuckles there now and getting ready to put
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: one in New Orleans, I believe. So Chuckle's spread not
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: black owned comedy clubs. Nice, that's what your boy, Prescott,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Scott Prescott holding down man, he's funny man. When you
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: go down there on Ferresh Street. I'm on a diet
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: right now, Shirley, surely Johnny ts were, I'm Ferris Street
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: in Jackson, Monica. What is she talking about? All right? Then,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: let everybody know. It's gonna get real country. It's a
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: black owned restaurant. Johnny teas be strowing blues. They have
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: a bad patty up for you. Ready to smoke cigars
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: whenever you get there at Cajun Creole so Food, Green's
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: corn Bread. How does Shirley know about this place? Don't
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: even show there. You know they have a reality show.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: They just she knows, so it's in there. It's ain't
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: nobody bullish your miss sitting before stop quick quit this
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: stop Let men yourself. You say it's a reality show. Yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: that's a reality show based in Mississippi. And Bell Collective
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: is called Yeah, it sounds and it's sound Timmy smithwork.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was Oprah's all this time. Yeah,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: it's me or Oprah owned it to go. All right,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: thank you, you just owned it right. There's a difference
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: coming up next. It's a Strawberry letter. Polite in the streets,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Rude in the sheets is the subject. We'll get into
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it is time now for today's
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:53
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• 53:57
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• 54:00
  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: we're going to read this one right here, right now,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: and you never know, it could be yours. It could
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: it four you here at ease. The Strawberry Letter subject
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Polite in the streets, Rude in the sheets. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a fifty two year old newly wed and I
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: married a pastor whose wife died five years ago. Long
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: story short. I started attending his church around five years ago,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and he was very polite and welcoming, but I had
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: no idea he was interested in me. When his wife died,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I attended the memorial service and he gave me a
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: lingering hug in the back of the church. I sent
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: a card to the church and he said a thank
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: you note and said he loved seeing me during the
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: eleven a m. Service. I mostly attended the eight am service,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: but since he said that, I started going to the
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: eleven am service. He politely greeted me every Sunday and
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: thanked me for coming. I still no idea he was
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: interested in me. Then out of the blue, he asked
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: me to talk to him in his office one Sunday.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: He was very frank about what he wanted and how
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: he wanted it. I was shocked to hear a very
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: polite man of God talking like that, but I was
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: aroused because I secretly had a crush on him. He
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: told me he was lonely and needed a woman in
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: his bed. He asked if I was interested in dating him,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: and he made it clear that he wanted to get
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: married so he could have sex as soon as possible.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: My heart fluttered and I got caught up in the
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: idea of getting married. Close to a year later, we
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: got married, and on our wedding night we were intimate
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: for the first time, and he said the most vile
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and offensive things to me from the time I started
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: taking my clothes off till the bitter end. His language
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: sounded like a porn video. I thought it was because
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: he hadn't been with a woman in a while, But
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: that's just how he is. He's not the polite old
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: man that his church thinks he is. Is it something
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: that a marriage counseling will fix or should I get
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: the marriage annulled before he gets worse? Well, this is
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: a problem for you because you say you're offended and uncomfortable.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Well that shouldn't be and it's never good in any marriage.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But many, many people are, of course one way in public,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: and then they get behind closed doors in the bedroom,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and you know, they get wild their wild side shows.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: People do what turns them on behind closed doors. But
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to figure out with you is if
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: you're shocked at the fact that your husband is a
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: pastor and he's talking like this, or you just don't
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: like the dirty talk in the bedroom period, Because at
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: first you said, you know you were flattered, or you
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: know you had a crush on him too, you were aroused.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: You got to remember that pastors are human too. They
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: are men, and that's what he is in the bedroom
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: with his wife. He's not your pastor there. But he's
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: a man. Okay, he's a human. He's imperfect, he's in flawed,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: he's flawed, he's all that. And you did say, like
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I said, that he was. You were aroused when he
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: brought you in his office. That was when you should
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: have asked him questions about what he meant by that
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: and what did he expect. But you said you got
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: caught up in the idea of marriage. You still didn't
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: get married for almost a year. You have plenty of
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: time to talk to him between your office visit and
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: the wedding. That was almost a year, like you said,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: and you still haven't talked to him about it. You
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: still haven't talked to him. You wrote us instead. You
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: asked about counseling, which I always think is a good idea,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: especially before you decide to end your marriage completely. And
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe pastor nast it can tone it down
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: for you if he knows how it makes you feel
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: you just got to talk to him about it. Steve,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: yah'na work. Nothing you said gonna work here. Nothing you
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: said it's gonna work. Well, this is a different kind
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: of issue here. This is not for counseling. I disagree
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: with that, but go ahead, No he running. Wait a minute,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: what are they gonna say in counselor that he's gonna
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: be willing to say out loud because passing nasty? I
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: said that. Now this is troubled, but it's really not
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: troubled though. See it's trouble, but it ain't. You fitted
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: to You din't heard all this before. You just have
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: never heard it directed And but you've heard all this before. No,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: no new words. There's some new ways to phrase it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: And I think I have a way to help to
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: pass the out because so it de passed and got
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: his wife that died five years ago. You just happen
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: to start going to the church five years ago. He
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: was polite and welcoming men, and you didn't know he
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: was interested in you. When his wife died, you went
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to the Mamal service. He gave me a lingering hug
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: in the back of the church. Acted damn Mamal service.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: This ain't the time to start pushing up on nobody, pastor.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: But that's how you took it through. I sent a
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: card to the church and thank and a thank you note,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: And well, why did you send the card to the
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: church and a thank you though? For what? Where was
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you thanking him for the lingering hub sympathy card for
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: his wife? His wife's sat I sent a card to
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the church and he send a thank you though. Okay,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: so lady, okay, anyway, I ain't got nothing to do
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: with that, don't worry about that. Anyway, you sent the card,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: and he said he loves seeing me doing eleven o'clock service.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I mostly at ten to eight o'clock service. But since
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: he said that, I started going to the eleven o'clock
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: you didn't see the little subliminal gangster move he put
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: in there. I need you to start coming to the
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: eleven o'clock because after that I can help you over
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: to the office and i'll let you. But if you
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: come to the eight o'clock, it's too close to the
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: eleven o'clock and too many people up in there, and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna damn ain't you. So I need to
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: subliminently suggest that you come to the eleven o'clock and
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: you fail for it. Oh well, at part two of
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Steve's response, coming up with twenty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letters subject polite in the streets, rude and
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: the sheets. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letters, subject polite in the streets,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: rude in the sheets. Well, let's just get to what
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: the letters about. It really ain't about how they met. Now,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: she didn't marry this pass to whose wife died. And
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: now the problem is, well, she went into the past
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: his office one day and he was very frank about
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: what he wanted and high he wanted it. I was
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: shocked to hear a polite man of God talking like that,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: but I was aroused to see right there. It worked.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: It worked. You were shocked, but you were aroused. It
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: worked because you had secretly had a crush on it.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: He told you he was lonely and needed a woman
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: in his bed. He asked me if I was interested
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: in dating him, and he made it clearly he wanted
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: to get married, so he could have sex as soon
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: as possible. My heart flooding. Oh, I got caught up
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: in the idea of getting mad. Close to a year
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: later we got mad, and on our wed night we
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: were intimate for the first time, he said the most
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: vile and offensive things to me, from the time I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: started taking my clothes off all the way to the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: bitter end. The language sounded like a Part one video.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I thought it's because he hadn't been with a woman
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: in a while, But that's just how he is. He
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: ain't polite old man. He is at the church, thank you.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Is this something that marriage counseling will fix? Or should
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I get the marriage annall before it gets worth? So?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: What I would suggest to the past you want to
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: talk viole to a woman, you have to start using
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: different turners. You could accomplish this without CUsing and without
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: making actual Vogel remarks. I have a few things that
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I would suggest the past to start saying, and it'll
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: come across and it will get the pastor where he
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: need to be, but without but with only using regular
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: words and animals animals. What you need to use words
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: and animals and you can get all his not animals sounds. No,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: you can be you can be vibe. But when you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: sprank my monkey. So you got to do stuff like
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: that where you can say vile and nasty stuff. But
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: it don't if you just read it and all it
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: says is spank. The next word is my and the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: word is monkey. But needing those words by itself are nasty.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: But when you put them all together and you use
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: the right tone, oh, sprank my monkey. When you say
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: it like that, past, you get to accomplish what you want.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Get on this gorilla. See right there, you saying stuff
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: that can spake it another way. This gorilla you don't
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: know what is talking about, but it'll accomplished what he wants.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: You know what. I'm like, you better be my will
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the beast. You gotta say stuff like that. You gotta
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: just get it out, you know. Let me quack quack
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: on that duck. Yeah, you know, I just got ways
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: that you can give it to another. Let me milk
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: your skittles. You don't throw a candy in every nine.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Then they don't always have to be stuff like that.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm Oh, you you my black monk,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: and mama you know something, Yeah, you my black fucking man.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: You know you're being mild, but you're not really You're
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: keeping it as a Christian. You know, I'm gonna crack
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: that cricket. You know, you don't really what you're just
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: saying stuff that dude like that. I'm gonna chase that cheetah. Now, okay,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: get on downna chase the cheating. Then, don't nobody got
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: to know what you're talking about. You know, you're laid
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: down on my lion right now. Yeah, come out, laid
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: down on my lion. That's the hangar the jump. Yeah. See,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: you're able to talk vioud to this woman when and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: then you could throw in like scriptures you are passing,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: you know, lazare of Dad, but I ain't, you know, yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: what all a little script just say Lazarus died. You know,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: that's all the drink, some of this jungle juice, you know,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: jungle juice they had that you should say that after
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: a seventy eleven jungle juice, you know. And those are
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: the things that he could say to her and still
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: be violent, maybe keep his marriage together. So if I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: was a counselor, that's what I would recommend, because he
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: likes talking dirty and you just have to use clean
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: words that insinuate dirty thoughts. And I'm very proud of
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: that because I don't think he's gonna be able to
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: go back and calling this woman the names he been
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: calling her because she talking about right now, Because I
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: can tell you right now, pastor talking so crazy to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: this hell crame pastor talking so crazy to this woman.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: I just don't want in him. Give me just wanting. Yeah,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: go ahead, and I'm gonna tell us stripes of physic
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: saying you gotta get it like that. You look animal.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: That's how it is right there. You know this draft,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: why don't you get on? Why don't you get on
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: some of this crop? Could do you just take your
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: time and say it passed? Yeah, you know I'm saying,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: you know, just kind of put it out there like that.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Keep it all animal, you know what I'm saying. Like that, Well, listen,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: nowhere to go from here. I'm fitting to run up
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: on you like a herd. Yeah, you can leave it
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: heard today, you're gonna think it's a lot of strawberry
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: letter on Instagram. Hay at them. Check out the strawberry
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: letter plant man. Coming up next, Sport to Talk Junior
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: you're listening Save Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: is time now for Junior and sports talk. What you
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: got Junior, Shirley, Let me just say this for your
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: fast Greensboro, North Carolina, the Comedy z One, y'all are
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: two days away from straight ignorance, and just want y'all
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: to know two days away. Go ahead and get your
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: tickets news. Three shows, one Friday, two sad Okay, this
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: just Dot King weekend comedies on. I got some things.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I got to talk to y'all about it, and i'ma
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, and Tonio Brown gonna be one
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: of them. I'm just gonna let you know that right
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: you might well get rid of Get your ticket, Junior. Okay, yes, sir,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: yes sir. One show Friday, yes, sir. Two shows Sadday, Yes, sir.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Who're gonna have to start doing most shows? Yes, sir.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I understand that that's just how the club wanted to
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: do it. I am at the club. Want to make money, yes, sir,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: So Junior wants to make money, Yes, sir, we got
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: to do most shows. Got your big don And the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: next day is marl Luther King National Holiday. We should
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: do a show, on Sunday. Is this a comedy club, Yes, sir,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: it's comment zone. We got to do more shows. Start
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: putting that in your mind for twenty twenty two. You
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: know what, You're right, were right. You do more shows,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: you make more money, club make more. Yes, it's a partnership.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I want you to start thinking bigger than twenty twenty two. Yes, sir,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: you got things you got to do in twenty twenty two.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Your life is changing. You got to pick up the pace, yes, sir.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: You got to get more income, yes sir, Yes, sir.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Uh can we just get to uh congratulating just to
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Georgia Bulldogs because right now you're tearing my ass up life?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: You can do I do it any other way. These
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: lessons you never do no other way. So I've had
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: to learn all my lessons publicly. He didn't you think
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: they didn't add to miss universe fiasco in twenty fifteen.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: It was I didn't get to make my mistakes privately.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I just want, okay, we'll sports. Congratulations to the your
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: bulldog who let the dogs out college. That's a champion.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah they did that. Man, proud up Nick Saber. Not
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: this year, not this year, because he didn't want enough anyway.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: So oh he ain't he mag hein win this shit?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Kurt Smart. Congratulations, brother, I appreciate it. I'm glad I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: live in George problem all right, George? Yeah, George, I'm
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: about that g on their chest for me. Yesterday Georgia
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Bulldogs got the same logo as my high school had
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: at Glenville. That's the same g yo yo. Yeah, and
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: they got a few frat brothers on the team on
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the saw him throw their hooks up at a couple
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: of plays. Was you proud of Hell? Yeah, that's why
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I'm pulling for Jalen Hurt. Here frat brother, I'm pulling
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: for him too. Oh. Here they in the playoffs two
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: the Eagles in the playoffs. Oh they they played first.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: We're gonna find out. I'm about to find out, man.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: But then the end though, come, thank you you. I'm
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: sure coming up at the top of the hour, here's
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: a question you guys think about this. How attractive do
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you think you really are? We'll get into it right
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: So here's a question for you guys. How attractive or
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: handsome are you really a new survey from super drug
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Online Doctor found on average, men rate themselves a five
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: point nine on an overall attractiveness scale of one to ten. Okay,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: only forty two percent of men are happy with their looks.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Some other interesting findings of the survey are this, men think.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: The men think the ideal height is six feet and
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: the perfect weight is around one hundred and sixty eight
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: pounds one hundred sixty eight. What you went to wait,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Tommy went to Okay, ain't none of this right a minute?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Six feet, one hundred and sixty eight pounds, That sin
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: ginny is all get out. That's the perfect one. If
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to win on one sixty eight? Okay,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: And that's that's that's hungry, That's what that is. Do
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: you know if I waited one hundred and sixty eight pounds?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: What how's all are you to see? Sixty two? One
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: sixty eight? Ain't I actually try to whip your air?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: One sixty eight? I went to actually try, and you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: probably could. I have to run, week, I have to run.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: But but let's get out of this this number out
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: of like I would on a scale of one to ten,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I think I'm really a boy like a six or
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: six point two. Okay, you're writing that average? You know, junior?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: What about you on a scale? I just want to
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: thank the study for the point nine because I was
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: a fast. Oh okay, what's on the scale of one
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: to ten where most men find themselves? The average man
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: says five point nine? Yeah, so six sixteen. I'm six
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: two all the way around six two in hyfe six
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: two in looks on the scale of one to ten. Okay,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: what about your junior? I'm I thought I'll just bout
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: a five, you know, but they gave me point land,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: just the average. I'll take they gave you. You don't
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: have to take that point nine. All right, on back
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: to that side where you hear me. All right, let's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: get to it. Let's get to the nephew scale of
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: one to ten. How do you rate yourself? Nine point eight? Who?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Shoo the hell Jesus you got all the lookliness out
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: the way shy, I'm nine point and you've got to
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: be kidding me. I ain't the last I know who
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: I am, and it ain't a nine point you're confident.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with me. I have nine point eight. Yeah,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: we're time. You probably bout like a two. I ain't
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: no two boy, okay, Sherlett Carl. Where where I'm at?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Not nine point eight nine? Yea with the other guys,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I think with him, these two people that think they ugly,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: No they no, no, no, no, we're not thinking. I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: think really our number is our height. I'm five teen,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: so five ten five four, I'm not. I'm not four.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Be honest, honest, you're looking at right now what you're
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: looking at. And I'm just gonna do this because he's
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: my nephew, we family. I'm getting the curage of him,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the whole package. Will he lose something in height because
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: the average man think ideal height is six, so he
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: loses two inches off that. So he gotta be on
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: the five on scale of one to ten. In terms,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: it looks he about a six six too. I'm talking
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: about I'm talking about a hard six. I'm talking about
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: creeping in. I'm talking about like if somebody said five eight,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: that would be a debate. Steve of the men say
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: that I'm having great abs makes them attractive, and having
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: a great butt makes them attract Well, most men don't
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: have abs, so let's start there. But I got I
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: got a but Tommy, Tommy got plenty of ass. It's
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: high time is up. We'll be back with more of
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show with twenty minutes after. Right
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: US MENT has started shipping quarters featuring the likes of
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: several trailblazing women as a part of the American Women
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Quarters program, and poet and civil rights activist Maya Angelou
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: will be the first black woman to ever grace the coin.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: The Angelu coin is one of five new quarter designs
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: that will run from twenty twenty two through twenty twenty five.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: George Washington's likeness will remain on the other side of
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: the quarter, and the US MEANT confirmed that they have
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: already begun shipping the Maya Angelou coins, so be on
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: the lookout for them. That's great news, that's awesome. Like that.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want the George Washington quarters. I want the money,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: so I don't want this. I know why some several
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: of those quarters exactly collect design design him three years
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: to collect them. He got to be on the other
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: side of the quarter. Black people can't have even a quarter.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. What's you say junior. No, forget that. Why
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: here he got to be on the other side. Black
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: people can have their separate quarters. What's on the backside? No, no, no,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be Maya Angelou on one side and then
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: flip it over and it's still George Washington on the
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: other side. I'm sorry. Yeah, we can't even have a
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: quarter hair the tales White man, black woman? Which one?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: You won't have? The tale? Gonna take a beautiful story.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: You know they're gonna flip the coin, sir, sound crazy.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: gonna play a round of would you rather have? Thirty
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: three minutes after right after this, you're listening to the
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: to play another round of would you rather? Would you
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: rather spend a day in the mall with your lady,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: your wife, your significant other, whoever, or spend a day
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: at the dentist? Give me this dream? Hey, hey, hey,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of easy that. Would you rather spend a
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: day at the mall with your wife? Or would you
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: rather spend a day at the dentist? I don't know
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: about that. Most people don't like to go to the dentist.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: That's that's. I know. Most people don't like the most
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: men don't like to go to them. But Steve said,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: the mall. I'm going to the mall. So happened. I'm
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: going to the mall. The mall has gotten better though,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: for shells and benches for me and to sit on
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: while they women doing stuff. They got better with that,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: so it's a more comfortable sitting. Okay, okay, go ahead,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going. I'm going to the dentist. Give me the
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: drill because I'm in the mall with her ass. I'm
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: in the store sniffing candles. I don't even care about.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, hey, I don't know what is Zara. I
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: ain't never been in here? What am I doing? Oh
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: you ain't. I don't know none but that I'm none
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: of that Zara. So fa know, I'm like, I'm pleading
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: that you just turn your chair around you that over
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: the should ain't gonna work. I'm trying to do so.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: You was on your radio show this morning and you said, what,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: all right, would you rather would you rather get male
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: enhancement surgery or would you rather get surgery on your ab?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Like light bow on your app I'd rather get the
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: surgery on my abs if I do any more. Whereas
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm on this, I'm I'm, I'm, I'm blessed in
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: highly face already in double extraws. Where where are we
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: going with this? Is no way? But I asked right,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I'm putting nothing else down here. Already can't use that
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: little slot that they put on draws. I already can't
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: use that. Really, really gonna give me these alms? I
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: ain't seen it in a while, all right, Tommy Junior,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I want alms. I'm blessed, I'm blessed. I'm good. I
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: don't think you guys would say anything else other than that.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: All right, it's all relative. What do you mean both
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: of them is shorter than me? But what you sa
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I said, both of them is shorter than me. I
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: don't mean. Ain't nobody more blessed than you? Though, it's
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: all the perspective. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Let's go, people,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Let's stop this hill. You know you got I'm standing
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: over here, and you got g I Joe standing over there.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: I Joe. We'll be back with the last break of
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: the day and some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Only Judge Steve right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: on Thursday Day. It's been a good day. Yeah, maybe
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: week my fast huh Yeah, janis January is almost gone. Wow.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: We got birthdays coming up. Steve birday on Monday, seventeenth,
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  Speaker 1: baby seventeen black. Let's go listen. Yep, a big day
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  Speaker 1: for us. Ye Judge Steve with your hit show on
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  Speaker 1: ABC Tuesday nights. It was fun last night. It was good.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun. Almost come out today, y'all pray for me.
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  Speaker 1: Get the fucking hold close to the nobody got last week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, you're gonna be all right? Can we watched
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  Speaker 1: last night? You know? Another one of my favorite parts
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  Speaker 1: last night was when you hit the gabble and you
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  Speaker 1: object it to yourself. You're saying, I got stop putting
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  Speaker 1: my personal business show. I said, he object to himself.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great show. And Steve, you come off that
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  Speaker 1: bench a lot too. Well, you know, I don't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna just sit here, you know, because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: really like I did Jimmy Kimmel last night and he says,
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  Speaker 1: you're a judge, how come you don't warr a robe?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm said, Monday night, Jimmy Kimmel, Yeah, Monday Night,
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  Speaker 1: did Jimmy Kimmel. He said, Oh it's up, Steve. You're
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  Speaker 1: a judge. How come you don't worry robe? I said,
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  Speaker 1: everybody know, I ain't no damn jim like fort here
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  Speaker 1: playing this dog? What is this game about? Like hide
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  Speaker 1: and seek? But I'm sitting here you already And that
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  Speaker 1: was your idea to wear the robe? Yeah, because I
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  Speaker 1: mean actually I thought it would be a disservice, disrespect
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  Speaker 1: to the other judges who really and then I ain't
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  Speaker 1: want to you know. Plus I wanted to wear colored robes.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ain't up that looking like I'll be
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  Speaker 1: over there looking like I'm in the car like I'm
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  Speaker 1: one of the Gospel travel els or he's gonna work
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  Speaker 1: it out. He's gonna work it out. Then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: want some bars on my robe, you know, like I'm
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  Speaker 1: the bishop or either got a pH d ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a regular robe. Okay, I got you. But it's
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  Speaker 1: a it's a fun show, entertaining to watch, especially at night.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. At night right time. It's really really
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  Speaker 1: good man. Thank you all for your support. Hey, listen, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: keep the faith this year. Um. Faith is a belief
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  Speaker 1: in things that you cannot see. Um. Faith this paramount
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  Speaker 1: on your road to success. And I don't think you
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  Speaker 1: can talk about faith enough because faith has to be
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  Speaker 1: at the core essence of everything you do. I was
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  Speaker 1: watching Denzel Washington's speech that he was given out a
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  Speaker 1: commencement of some college. And you know, you're very rarely
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  Speaker 1: hear Denzel talking, but he said something. He said, put
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  Speaker 1: God first in everything you do. And this is Denzel
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  Speaker 1: Washington talking, not the actor. This is Denzel Washington talking.
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  Speaker 1: And he said that, you know, and I never get
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  Speaker 1: to hear Dan talk, you know, publicly like that. But
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  Speaker 1: it really struck a chord with me because it reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of how many people I know that are successful,
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  Speaker 1: who are people who have a relationship with God. And
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have a relationship with God, you have
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  Speaker 1: got to look in to this. You've got to start one, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's imperative. It look having faith in a relationship with
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  Speaker 1: God doesn't make it easy, it just makes it doable.
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  Speaker 1: And all you want to do is to have the
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  Speaker 1: ability to do the deed, to finish the task, to
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  Speaker 1: reach the goal, to accomplish the mission. That's what you want.
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  Speaker 1: A relationship with God has to be at the forefront
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  Speaker 1: of that, because I don't care what you're practicing. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a relationship with God, you will surely
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  Speaker 1: need him because something one of the tests, one of
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  Speaker 1: the challenges, one of the setbacks, is going to require
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  Speaker 1: God and only God. That's a fact. That's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: And there's something on the inside of you that's beckoning
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  Speaker 1: and calling you that says to you, Hey, man, I
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  Speaker 1: want a relationship with my creator. You have to develop that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not hard. You know, that thing inside of you
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  Speaker 1: that keeps nagging at you, that thing you call a
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  Speaker 1: conscious that's your soul, the human soul first for a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with his creator. It just does. And if you
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  Speaker 1: say you don't have it, you simply allow the devil
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  Speaker 1: to fool you into thinking that that's not necessary. And
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  Speaker 1: you've allowed the devil to rob you of your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it is to it. So if you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe what I'm saying, I really don't care. But for
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  Speaker 1: those of you who are looking for something. God is
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  Speaker 1: the answer. He is the answer. He can get you
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  Speaker 1: through every challenge, testing situation you'll ever get it. That's
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  Speaker 1: nothing too hard for God. If it was not for
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  Speaker 1: my faith, I'm telling you flat out, I'm not where
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  Speaker 1: I am today. I just I just wouldn't have made it.
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  Speaker 1: I would not have survived everything I'll survived. And I
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  Speaker 1: have news for you, either with you or whether you
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  Speaker 1: actively are pursuing a relationship with God. Our God is
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  Speaker 1: just holding you and protecting you and giving you his
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  Speaker 1: unmerited grace and favor simply because he knows you don't
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  Speaker 1: know no better. And he got his arms around you,
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  Speaker 1: and he's carrying you until you pull it together. He's
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  Speaker 1: waiting to have a relationship with you. Get that. In
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, those are my clothes on remarks. I
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  Speaker 1: hope it reached somebody today. Stop talking to people who
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  Speaker 1: say they don't believe in God. Walk away for the
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