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Los Angeles Safer Order, Spring Breakers, Stripper Names and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time of
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  Speaker 1: y'all don't know. Y'all have a suit looking back then
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  Speaker 1: giving them like the milan buck things in it not good.
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  Speaker 1: Steve to the mother, I don't joining. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn hur going. You gotta turn to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out. Then turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your baby now. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I show will a good morning everybody. You all listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. How good
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  Speaker 1: is God? Hum? Think about it? Just take a slight
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  Speaker 1: inventory of your own life and say it to yourself
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  Speaker 1: when you get through, how good is God? Think of
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  Speaker 1: all the small things, all this, because that's him. You
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  Speaker 1: breatheh that's him. You steal him. That's him. You got
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  Speaker 1: another chance? That's him. You ain't out of here. That's him.
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  Speaker 1: You got any measure of health, that's him. You think
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  Speaker 1: it's more to it than it really is. That it
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  Speaker 1: already showed up to be. That's him. All of that.
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  Speaker 1: You got any dreams or aspirations, you dream of other things,
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  Speaker 1: that's him. All that, that's him. That's him. Him close
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  Speaker 1: you got. That's him every time you eat. That's why
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  Speaker 1: they had this thing called you say your grace. That's him.
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  Speaker 1: That's him, man, that's him. It's amazing when you take
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  Speaker 1: a small inventory or how you find out how big
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  Speaker 1: God really is in your life. Now, the more you
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  Speaker 1: turn yourself over to him, the bigger he can be.
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  Speaker 1: For you. See, he'll only be as big as you
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  Speaker 1: let him. It's one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: He can make you do anything. You know. You get
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  Speaker 1: too big for him, you know you you you, you
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  Speaker 1: lose your humbleness. He can humble you. Now. God created
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  Speaker 1: man with the power of choice. We're the only creature
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  Speaker 1: he created that. He gave us the total power of
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  Speaker 1: choice when we mate, who we mate with. You know everything,
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  Speaker 1: all of it. Man. It's a choice what we want
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  Speaker 1: to be, how much we want to make, where we
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  Speaker 1: want to live, what climate we want to live in.
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  Speaker 1: We can live in cold climates, hot climates. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we speak different languages. You can go learn another language.
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  Speaker 1: A bear can't do nothing but be a bar He
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  Speaker 1: can't go learn how to be a fox. He can't
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  Speaker 1: go learn how to be an otter. He just can't
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  Speaker 1: an ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't come out
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  Speaker 1: of here and fight like a lion. A lion is
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  Speaker 1: a lion. A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay
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  Speaker 1: down and pull up out of here and die because
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  Speaker 1: he can't eat grass. He just a lion man. You
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  Speaker 1: understand this that God gave us. We are the one
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  Speaker 1: creature he created that has total power of choice. You
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  Speaker 1: can make every decision in your life. What kind of
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  Speaker 1: watch you like? That's the one you can buy. You
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  Speaker 1: want to live in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't like Switzerland,
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  Speaker 1: you can move to Miami. You want to live your
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  Speaker 1: life a crime, go ahead. That's you. He gave you
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  Speaker 1: the power of choice. You want to do right? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: So now look at this thing. We are all the
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  Speaker 1: results of a series of the decisions that we have made.
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  Speaker 1: If we could just identify that the problem is us,
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  Speaker 1: we could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life
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  Speaker 1: down the hill. I can't tell you how many years
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  Speaker 1: based on some decisions that I was making. Now I
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  Speaker 1: can justify my decision with I wasn't happy and I
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  Speaker 1: was doing this and I was in misery, and y'all
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  Speaker 1: on that, ye yes to you when you get through.
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  Speaker 1: You made the decisions though, and you can look at
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  Speaker 1: this anywhere you want to, y'all. But at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, I'm just talking to people that's really
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  Speaker 1: really wanting to improve their position in life. And how
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  Speaker 1: do you do that? You got to have a solution.
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  Speaker 1: How do you come up with a solution? You got
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  Speaker 1: to identify the problem to even began to solve it.
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  Speaker 1: But if the problem ain't ever you, how are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna solve something that ain't you? See? Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: look at this one. If somebody said, like I got
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  Speaker 1: a child of mine, man, I just do right here. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even wanna get into it this morning, or
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  Speaker 1: I'm struggling with this this boy. But man, you go
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  Speaker 1: to people, you're asking why they do so? I just
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  Speaker 1: I just wasn't taking care of business. Why I just
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  Speaker 1: didn't take care of business? Boy, do you understand that
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  Speaker 1: your life is gonna be filled with you got to
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  Speaker 1: take care of business. So when you're gonna start, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, you can't. You can't. You can't
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  Speaker 1: go through life blaming everybody. It's got to be you. See,
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  Speaker 1: you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if
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  Speaker 1: you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: could it be you? South only had to sit down
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  Speaker 1: and just make that decision. They don't need to be
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  Speaker 1: coming on the radio talking about nobody else and what
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  Speaker 1: they did to me, and y'all don't know, no, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: what about the part you played at it? Because see,
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  Speaker 1: if you got a good marriage, you got a part
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  Speaker 1: to play in that. If you got a bad one,
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  Speaker 1: you got a part to play in that. Even if
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  Speaker 1: you just get down to you the one pick them?
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Mister, mister, I made a decision. The
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  Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest,
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  Speaker 1: an easy way to fix your life. That way, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of
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  Speaker 1: going on and admitting that is you. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to check or clear it with nobody to start the
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  Speaker 1: repair process. You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to put it before the review board to see if
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  Speaker 1: it'll pass. It ain't got to go through Congress. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to hope that your local politician get their
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  Speaker 1: hands on it to make a phone call for you.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to ask any counselors to come in
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  Speaker 1: and sit with you. You don't have to check in
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  Speaker 1: to rehab. All you got to do is decide the
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  Speaker 1: problem is me. I'm gonna start changing ching me. Identify
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  Speaker 1: the problem and start with the part that you can
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  Speaker 1: own up to. Once you identify the problem, you can
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  Speaker 1: start planning on how to fix it or how to
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  Speaker 1: get to accomplishing something. But remember this planning is important.
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  Speaker 1: If you fail to plan, then please plan to fail.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know how to make a plan, let's
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  Speaker 1: just start with the basics. Just make a list of
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  Speaker 1: what you want. Make this list and then go to
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  Speaker 1: God in prayer with an open mind and open your
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  Speaker 1: mind up to all the clean opportunities that are available here.
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  Speaker 1: Why a lot of people won't succeed because certain opportunities
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  Speaker 1: come along you don't want to do them. That kills me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: when I hear here, I ain't doing that. I know
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  Speaker 1: young comedians that come to me all the time talking
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  Speaker 1: about Man, what you're not saying. Man, Just take every
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  Speaker 1: gig you can no matter what they pay. Well, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, son, you can go make that money that
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  Speaker 1: they pay, or you can make the decision to sit
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  Speaker 1: at home and make nobody. It's a comedy, a hard business.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't paying but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive,
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  Speaker 1: drive fifty miles. But if you drive fifty miles and
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  Speaker 1: you make the hundred and you stand on that stage
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  Speaker 1: for thirty minutes, you are now thirty minutes better than
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  Speaker 1: you was the last time you went on stage. Oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't man, they don't pay me, I ain't coming.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't going to be a comedian. Man, not not
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  Speaker 1: like this, heill. A lot of people just don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do what's necessary to do. So when the opportunity
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  Speaker 1: presents itself and you open up your mind to it, man,
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  Speaker 1: then get ready to go on and do it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: identify your problem today, start with the part dash your show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have it undivided attention. Please.
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  Speaker 1: This is Steve Harvey Morning Show, hoping that everybody out
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  Speaker 1: there is safe. Do as much common sense practices as
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  Speaker 1: you can't. Practice as many common sense practices as you
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  Speaker 1: can keep a safe social distance, wash your hands and quarantine,
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  Speaker 1: isolate yourself. Man, this thing is real. This thing is real.
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  Speaker 1: LA has just issued a safer at home policy, and
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  Speaker 1: my wife Marjorie, who somehow then made her own ass
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  Speaker 1: the Center for Disease Control representative. So, like I said, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: we've just got to, you know, be aware and thank
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  Speaker 1: God you can thank God for this that you don't
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  Speaker 1: live with my wife. Right now, ladies and gentlemen, all
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  Speaker 1: of for real. Yeah, right there, right there, Gonna leave
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  Speaker 1: it right there. Jathony Brown, I'm right here. And you
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  Speaker 1: Tim Yah, you ain't here. That's all. The other two
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  Speaker 1: players on the show are not here for preventive measures.
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  Speaker 1: We're just calling them preventive measures and safety. Okay, they
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  Speaker 1: find safety, but they fine, So that's all we're saying.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, you know, black people don't take fine
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  Speaker 1: more than full or five days. Then the question Monday, Monday, Monday,
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  Speaker 1: ain't here, And we say the same thing. So he
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  Speaker 1: keeps saying, procrossing every measure. Yeah, what up? What up?
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  Speaker 1: What up? Precautious? They talking? Yeah, yeah, tell us what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? What's really going on? So we need him
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  Speaker 1: in him money? Okay? Oh, they already asking on social media. Yeah, yeah, happening. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't really happened. You can tell me when you look,
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  Speaker 1: you can tell me what I ain't gonna say. I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, ain't gonna say that. I ain't gonna say
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  Speaker 1: nothing except to everybody I know. M And then when
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  Speaker 1: they go, when they go, might it funny, it's might
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  Speaker 1: it funny? They ain't been there? And yeah, y'all did
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  Speaker 1: here Shirley cough that day, didn't you last time? You
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  Speaker 1: do know they blame me? You don't, Yeah, I do. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's everywhere that you oh yeah, oh yeah, oh that's
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  Speaker 1: what sir. Everybody said that. It wasn't just you, but you.
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  Speaker 1: You were the loudest one. Yeah, I mean you're taking
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  Speaker 1: hit on this one. Homie. Yeah, you said something too.
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  Speaker 1: Was the David Ruffy. You was a live team Tommy
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  Speaker 1: can't shave you on us one? Yeah, Tommy, Tommy, for real,
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  Speaker 1: it's you. So I laid bow. But Steve, Steve was
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  Speaker 1: in it too, you know, he instigated, he was getting it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you vocal online. I'm going, Wow, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk to Tommy. You're covering yourself. Joe I ain't covering myself.
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  Speaker 1: I just ain't getting none of it on me. Wow Wow,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll coming back. We're gonna have some fun
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  Speaker 1: this morning. We're gonna start things off and ask the CLO.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll get to it right after this at thirty
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: time to kick things off with ask the clo. And
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  Speaker 1: that is the that's right, mister Steve Harvey. What you
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  Speaker 1: guys A question? All right? Masha from Detroit. She says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a forty year old divorced woman and I've been
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  Speaker 1: dating a guy for six months. In the beginning, I
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  Speaker 1: explained to him that I didn't want to move too fast,
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  Speaker 1: and he was fine with that. But now that we've
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  Speaker 1: been together for a while, I don't think he takes
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  Speaker 1: our relationship seriously and he's still seeing other women. Every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while, I find pieces of condom wrappers
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom garbage can, and I've gone by his
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  Speaker 1: house at night and there are different cars in his driveway.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever I confront him, he says he's giving me the
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  Speaker 1: space I need and not trying to rush me into
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  Speaker 1: a serious relationship, Steve, I do want to have a
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  Speaker 1: monogamous relationship, but I don't think he does. Is he's
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  Speaker 1: just running game on me or what? Well, here's the situation,
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  Speaker 1: Mysian Detroit. Now, Mysian Detroit, you told him you didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to rush into anything. When you tell a man
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  Speaker 1: that you don't want to rush into anything, all you
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  Speaker 1: have said to him is I'm not ready to commit
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  Speaker 1: to nothing. And you know what he heard me either.
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  Speaker 1: See if you say you're not willing to rush into anything,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to rush anything. All he heard was
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  Speaker 1: you're not ready to commit. Damn it, I ain't either.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can get mad at him, but then he
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  Speaker 1: turned around and he hits you with a form of
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  Speaker 1: what you said right back to you. I'm giving you
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  Speaker 1: the space that you need for you to come around
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  Speaker 1: to me, but in the meantime he doing his thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to change horses in the middle of the street.
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  Speaker 1: So all you can do now is just say, look,
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  Speaker 1: I would really like to pursue this and be a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more serious. Would you please contact me when
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  Speaker 1: you're ready to do the same thing, because right now
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  Speaker 1: I know you still out there, but now I'm ready
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  Speaker 1: to be serious and somebody's number one, and when you're
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  Speaker 1: ready for a number one, would you please let me know?
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  Speaker 1: And then you find out where you're staying right away?
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  Speaker 1: Why he got kind of represented. He's stupid. He's still stupid. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna make people park down the street. Then when
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing ready, then now, ain't nobody fitting the park
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  Speaker 1: down the street for you? If you do that, you're
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  Speaker 1: less than the number two. Ain't nobody parking down the
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  Speaker 1: street when you gotta drive? Well, you ain't. Ain'tybody doing that?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't doing all this? Go ahead? Shut up? Tanya in Shreveport, Louisiana. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I am a thirty seven year old married woman and
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  Speaker 1: it's my second marriage. I have a child from my
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  Speaker 1: first marriage and my husband has two children from his
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  Speaker 1: first marriage. Before we got married, he had of a
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  Speaker 1: s to me because he didn't want any more kids.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I didn't want anymore either, but things have changed.
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  Speaker 1: I want a baby and my biological clock is ticking.
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  Speaker 1: This has caused a major problem in my marriage, and
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  Speaker 1: we're legally separated now since we're a part Would I
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  Speaker 1: be wrong to have a baby by my ex boyfriend?
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  Speaker 1: My ex has always wanted me to have his child,
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  Speaker 1: and he's a great provider and would be a good father.
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  Speaker 1: I know my marriage would be over if I go
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  Speaker 1: through with this. What do you think my biological clock
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  Speaker 1: is ticking? Well? Technically, when you having this thought right here,
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  Speaker 1: your marriage is finished because you already know the option
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  Speaker 1: you want to take. You want to go back to
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  Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend and have a baby with him because
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  Speaker 1: he always wanted to have a baby with you. Now
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  Speaker 1: does he want anything more and he just wants you
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  Speaker 1: to have his baby. I'm not so sure that he's
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  Speaker 1: wanting that anymore. So you need to double check that
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  Speaker 1: before you walk in there and make the announcement to
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  Speaker 1: your husband that who y'all are separated, So y'all marriage
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  Speaker 1: over with? And you know, if you knew he had
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  Speaker 1: a resectim before you got married, why is that breaking
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  Speaker 1: y'all's home up now? I think it's something else to
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  Speaker 1: this you're leaving out. But okay, but if you think
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  Speaker 1: that you can go back to this other dude who
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  Speaker 1: knows you're still technically married, and say come on, let's
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  Speaker 1: have a baby, I don't know if he's really willing
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  Speaker 1: to sign up for that, oh, hill, enjoy the practice
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  Speaker 1: of making one, but you need to find out if
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  Speaker 1: he really want to have a baby before you do that.
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  Speaker 1: You need to really really find that because he may
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  Speaker 1: have a baby and then you'd be stuck. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no husband, You ain't got no new husband, and
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  Speaker 1: you just got an extra child. Is that what you
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  Speaker 1: really want? Biological clock his ticket, but your common sense
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  Speaker 1: meet is running too. Okay, let's go to Jeanette in Columbia,
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  Speaker 1: South Carolina. My man called the police on me because
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  Speaker 1: I came to his house unannounced. We were friends for
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  Speaker 1: over twenty five years before we became lovers, and I
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  Speaker 1: thought our relationship was perfect. Well, he got very upset
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  Speaker 1: when I popped up at his house and he wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: let me in. I beat on his door and windows,
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  Speaker 1: and he yelled from inside his house for me to leave.
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  Speaker 1: Then he lied to the police saying I was drunk
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  Speaker 1: and hunking my horn and banging on his door and
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  Speaker 1: he felt threatened by me. The police told me that
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  Speaker 1: I had to leave or they would arrest me. Fast
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  Speaker 1: forward to a week later. I am still hurt and devastated,
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  Speaker 1: but my man wants to work things out if we're together.
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  Speaker 1: Shouldn't I be welcome at his house whenever I want
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  Speaker 1: to stop by? What's really going on here? Not because
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  Speaker 1: there's another woman in the house. Ain't no black dude.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. That ain't a black dude nowhere calling
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  Speaker 1: the damn police just cause you knocking on the door
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  Speaker 1: in the windows. That was a woman in there, and
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  Speaker 1: he had to put on the show. That's why he
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  Speaker 1: called the police. Put on a good one. He put
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  Speaker 1: on the hell of a show because that girl that
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  Speaker 1: was in there is important. So now he called the
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  Speaker 1: police to get you out of that. The police came
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  Speaker 1: and told you you had to leave. One week later,
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  Speaker 1: he want to work it out because now he in
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  Speaker 1: that girl's face. No more this this this one on
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  Speaker 1: one right here, I'm just being real. So what should
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  Speaker 1: she do? See, well, your relationship ain't perfect because he
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  Speaker 1: was in there with another girl. If he's in there,
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  Speaker 1: by said, why would he call the police? Black dudes
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  Speaker 1: don't call the police? What what? What? There? You go, Jeanette,
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  Speaker 1: that's your answer. Coming up next, nephew, Tommy's run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back right after this. You're listening, coming up at
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  Speaker 1: star Drake is in self isolation and New Orleans Saints
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  Speaker 1: head coach Sean Payton has tested positive for the coronavirus.
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  Speaker 1: Plus Miss Hand is standing by with Today's National News,
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  Speaker 1: saying to give us an update on what's happening in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. But right now it's time for the few
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  Speaker 1: time he's running that prank back. What you got now,
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  Speaker 1: we got the sick and shutting in is what we got.
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  Speaker 1: Call stick and shut in. That's what's going on right
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  Speaker 1: now right now, sick, a lot of folks shutting in.
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  Speaker 1: That's it works perfectly. It works perfectly, stick and shut in.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go catch doctor. So I'm trying to be speaking.
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  Speaker 1: You got him? How you I'm doing? I ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: too good. You'd have been over there praying for my
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  Speaker 1: wife again, right right, right, yes, sir, you know it
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  Speaker 1: came over here three times in one week. My wife
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  Speaker 1: had already went through the operation and all that. She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be fine. I don't need you over a praying
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  Speaker 1: three times a week, because honestly, I think it's something
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  Speaker 1: else on your mind when you come over here praying
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  Speaker 1: for my wife. I ain't stupid, brood. You kind of
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  Speaker 1: hold it, brother, This bloody, this is well. Your wife
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  Speaker 1: was on the second show. Didn't lift Iver actually come by?
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  Speaker 1: Rever aint man requested that I come by. Okay, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't requested for you to bring your black to my
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  Speaker 1: house for no three times in one week, man, So
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  Speaker 1: you can cut that down with me. You can hold it, brother.
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  Speaker 1: I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second
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  Speaker 1: time I came by myself because she wasn't able to
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  Speaker 1: come by, and I only stayed fifteen men, he's time.
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  Speaker 1: So what's the problem because I already know what you
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  Speaker 1: what you doing? I know you're trying to holly my wife.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't show how about your wife? I heard my wife?
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  Speaker 1: Why would I happen to your wife? She's part of
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  Speaker 1: already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you up in her show my white wine, wine whine,
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  Speaker 1: no body at the house. I already know what you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from
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  Speaker 1: my house? Did you want to pray for my wife
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  Speaker 1: and pray my wife? Wait? You ain't wait man, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you can't talk to you about lay hand. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna now, brother, ain't gonna be none of that,
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  Speaker 1: and ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to
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  Speaker 1: the wrong brother nine. Okay. Now, first of all, you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna disrespect me and curse me out. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: not even the way brothers should be talking to brothers.
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be my hand laying on you. Okay. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't being the lady the lady I know trying to
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  Speaker 1: lay my wife. If I find it on what you know,
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  Speaker 1: not you mess around with my wife, it's gonna be,
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  Speaker 1: I know, trying to do crazy. I'm just letting you talk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it one more time. Keep your black
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  Speaker 1: shop around my First of all, I told you once
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  Speaker 1: again you can't be talking to me like that. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be cool about the situation because I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: know you may be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody's
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  Speaker 1: coming back to my wife. Won't you won show out
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  Speaker 1: with your wife. I do spend my time with my wife.
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  Speaker 1: I do you know what I'm saying. I only anybody
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  Speaker 1: leave my house. Maybe I don't come out your house,
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  Speaker 1: and how let your wife? Are you welcome to maybe
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  Speaker 1: come come and come lay something over their own? Huh? God?
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  Speaker 1: Now trying to do holder holder, one man, Hold the
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  Speaker 1: one man I told you before being disrespectful. Now, that
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: was a very idiotic statement for you to make. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what's gonna happen. If I catch your black drip
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  Speaker 1: my house again, I'm gonna play this man, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting on the phone with you. You your plasters,
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  Speaker 1: any more of them because if anybody come by my
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  Speaker 1: house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.
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  Speaker 1: That's a promise, you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother,
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  Speaker 1: if that's gonna be any going, I'm gonna be kicking
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  Speaker 1: your I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: gonna give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you.
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  Speaker 1: Just put I'm gonna put up, okay, because I've had
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  Speaker 1: it with you, you know. And I only went by
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  Speaker 1: to to visit your wife because I was asked to
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  Speaker 1: go visit your wife. Now that was a problem you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: should have caused a pastor. Okay, but you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to disrespect me. My wife's to church on the phone. Life.
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  Speaker 1: You want to do somebody, you can meet me any place. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've been man. As a matter of fact, I can
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  Speaker 1: go anywhere I wanted in this town. If I be
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  Speaker 1: at your house talking to your wife, if the path
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  Speaker 1: asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay. How
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  Speaker 1: you you know? You just you know it's you're like
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  Speaker 1: a stupid brother. Okay, you need to come to church.
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  Speaker 1: To come to church the one. You need to come
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  Speaker 1: to church more off. And that's the problem. You don't
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: come to church more often. If you come to church
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  Speaker 1: more off, you wouldn't be talking to me like that.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be worried about me and your wife because
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: it must be something wrong at your house. You'd be
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: worried about me fooling with your wife. Okay, So you
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: need to check house. Okay, you need to check How
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  Speaker 1: about that? Why don't you do that? Why don't you?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just check up? Okay? Common see you
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  Speaker 1: the one that's cheating with my wife. That's what I'm
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: all I know. Who Tommy Harmy said? You Timmy the
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  Speaker 1: one Tommy said, you're the one that's cheating around with
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  Speaker 1: my wife. Tommy Who who is Tommy? Tommy who? This
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  Speaker 1: is left you Tommy man? But this is never your
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  Speaker 1: Tommy from Steve Harvey, Morty show man. Your church member
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  Speaker 1: got me to pray ball, but not long for that.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're long, You're long. You know, y'all know
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  Speaker 1: Highway to Hell. All of y'all you know none stop no,
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  Speaker 1: you know y'all just you know, y'all just go. You
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  Speaker 1: know I ain't gonna stop. Sign you know I'm gonna go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay for all of y'all, all of your brothers.
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  Speaker 1: And if you Timmy, Steve Harvey brother wrong for that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check out. I'm fldn't go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't talk to you on the moment. I'm pay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say brother, brother, because you go. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show with the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: laugh back Steve Habby Martin Show, and then you have
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: it that's sick and shutty. That's how you do it.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Phenomenal. Thanks do we
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  Speaker 1: have to hear phenomenal? Every day when it's phenomenal. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm not gonna get it, but phenomenal. I'm
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: going to put something together. Call I'm going to put
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: a new seed together calling emergency pranks. You know this
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: is when you have you need emergency laughter. That's what
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  Speaker 1: this is. That's what we're doing right man at the
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: house on lockdown right now, everybody will lockdown your home.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You need to laugh at something. Man, Come on, go
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  Speaker 1: to our tunes and putting a few times in there,
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  Speaker 1: watching what pop up about? Three? Hunt up? Man, get
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  Speaker 1: your laugh on, get it, don't get it or don't
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: get it on? Why not laugh all the way? You
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  Speaker 1: do this where we're going? That's it. We do need
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: some laughter right now? How are you doing? How was
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: yesterday last night at the house. I just try to
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  Speaker 1: stay away from everybody. I didn't get I hadn't isolated
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: myself from my sting. I'm sick of them. They had
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: they had that on the news that family members are
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: sick of each other. And we ain't gotten get meat
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  Speaker 1: of this yet. You know what, it's either a lot
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: of babies being made or a lot of divorcespen to happen.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's happened. But here's the same time. The courthouse
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  Speaker 1: is shut down. So if you had a divorce pending,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you still married legally, that y'all still together. Ain't that
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  Speaker 1: a blip? Yeah? Ain't even I told you I ain't
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  Speaker 1: with a no more. I just ain't got the paperwork.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't do me finished by say the nineteenth, it
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  Speaker 1: was gonna go through. Courthouse closed, bom y'all is coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we got entertainment
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  Speaker 1: and national news. You're listening show. Thanks to a night
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  Speaker 1: out with Kevin Durant, Drake is self isolating at his
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  Speaker 1: mansion in Toronto. Now, apparently k D and Drake hung
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  Speaker 1: out in West Hollywood when the Brooklyn Nets came to
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  Speaker 1: play the Lakers last week. So even though Kevin didn't play,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: he made a trip out west with his team, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Kevin and three other Nets players, you know, we talked
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  Speaker 1: about this the other day, have tested positive for the coronavirus.
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  Speaker 1: So Drake says he is going to self isolate and
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  Speaker 1: be in the house because that's how you do it. D.
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  Speaker 1: You isolated your mansion, That's that's how you. Yeah. Like
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  Speaker 1: the picture of him on the basketball court, Yeah, he outright,
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  Speaker 1: when you got enough stuff right? Yeah? Yeah, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it's a studio there. You can't gonna cut it out, maybe,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: won't you while you playing get to work? Right? Yeah?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Drop quart he can drop quarantine demand. If he won't
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: do he can drop that. But you know what I found.
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  Speaker 1: Also what you hear people on house arrest, like two
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  Speaker 1: years house arrest? Yeah, m think about it. Now take
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  Speaker 1: a whole new meaning now, don't it. Yeah? Yeah, it does,
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  Speaker 1: it really does. Yeah, something as simple as they see,
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  Speaker 1: they said Steve. They said, no matter how big your
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: house is, no matter how big it is, if there's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: somebody in there, you can't stand the house ain't big enough?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Nah yeah yeah yeah. Facts kept one hundred on that out.
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  Speaker 1: Not not me. I'm just saying a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: feeling that way. Also, New Orleans Saints had coach Sean
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Payton has tested positive for the coronavirus. Now, Seawan said Steve,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: he was feeling sick on Sunday. He took the test
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday and it came back positive on Thursday. And
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Peyton is in that twenty percentile of new cases. And
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you know he didn't have any symptoms of cough or fever,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: and now he has tested positive for coronavirus, and he
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: is urging folks to take this seriously, especially the young
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: people out there. We're gonna talk about that later on.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: How young people are not taking No, they're not man.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: They partying, Yeah they haven't. They having dog they're having
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: corona parties. No, sister, they're having corona party. They're having
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of corona beer and they all standing around. Okay,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: all right, our kids can't even come over. That's how
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  Speaker 1: seid my wife they got the kids can't come over
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  Speaker 1: to the house. They can't come over. No, no, my
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: kids can't come to the house. Really, that's but they ain't.
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  Speaker 1: That's considered home though, ain't They all got homes, But
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Margie got all of them at their own home. If
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  Speaker 1: they're not home, yeah, but if they're not practicing social
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  Speaker 1: distancing and doing all the things. That's why she said
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  Speaker 1: they can't come over here. So you're talking to them
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  Speaker 1: through the gate, Steve. When they got dog dog dog
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  Speaker 1: dog dog, they can't come over here. I feel so bad.
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  Speaker 1: I feel so bad. I'm damn miss shame. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: if one roll let's just say one roll up and
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  Speaker 1: here outside the gate, and you standing on the inside
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  Speaker 1: with his asses outside the gate. I can't go talk
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  Speaker 1: to him. I'm calling police. You cannot come in now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no. See, that's the only thing they ain't I
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: can see them. That's the only thing they ain't did.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing they ain't did. They ain't brought
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  Speaker 1: them grandkids over the grandkids adig and see him say hey,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, miss are very much. This is antre
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: puts the news. The number of coronavirus infections nationally close
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  Speaker 1: to down ten thousand, which means the numbers are going
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: up practically in every state. President Trump traveled to FEMA's
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  Speaker 1: headquarters yesterday. He told the nation's governors that FEMA is
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  Speaker 1: sending out more than fifty teams to support US states
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and territories, and that the disaster agency has been put
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: on its highest response level. Meanwhile, the presidents come under
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: criticism for referring to COVID nineteen as the Chinese virus.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Some folks consider that racist, but the Donald back and down.
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  Speaker 1: It could have been stopped right where it came from China,
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  Speaker 1: if we would have known about it, if they would
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: have known about it. But now the whole world almost
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: is inflicted with this horrible with this horrible virus. Chinese
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  Speaker 1: authorities did initially threaten and punish the doctor who warned
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: officials in Wuhan about the virus. That same doctor contracted
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: it himself as he cared for his victims, and he died.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: By the way, there were no new cases of the
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: virus who poured out of Wuhan, China yesterday. That's the
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  Speaker 1: first time that's happened since this all began. And of
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: course Wuhan, China is where the COVID virus began. Now,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: California Governor Gavin Newsom has ordered everybody in his state,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: everybody in California, forty million people to stay home. But
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: residents can still go, like to the bank, of the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: grocery store, of the pharmacy, you know, things like that. Okay,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: get this. According to National Public Radio, this is scandal.
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  Speaker 1: While President Trump was running around telling America that the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: coronavirus was under control and insisting about the number of
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: people infected, that health experts data on the death rate
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: was false because he had this hunch that the numbers
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: were false, the chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee was
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: warning a small group of Republican donors rich Ones some
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  Speaker 1: three weeks before things really hit the fan about what
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  Speaker 1: was going to happen. NPR has received a secret recording
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  Speaker 1: as Senator Richard Burg North Carolina spoke frankly to this
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: group about the dangers and fears surrounding what he said
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: was an impending pandemic. Trump said this, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: disappear one day. It's like a miracle. It will disappear,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and from our shores we've you know, it could get
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: worse before it gets bettered. It could maybe go away.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. But Burr said this, there's one
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: thing that I can tell you about this. It is
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: much more residents transition than anything that we have seen
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: in recent history. Every company should be commiss for the
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: fact that you may have to alter your Trump You
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: may have to look at your employees and judge whether
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the trip they're making to Europe is essential or whether
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: it could be done on video companies. And again, this
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: was thirteen days before the State Department began to warn
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: against travel to Europe, fifteen days before the Trump administration
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: band travelers from Europe, and President Trump was saying it's
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: gonna go away. It's gonna go away. Hey, for all
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: you Mexican food lovers now stuck at home because of
• 35:53
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• 36:08
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening, Steve, We
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: talked about this earlier last break. You guys, spring Breakers
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: continue to party in Florida despite to plead and request
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: of social distancing. Take a listen to some of their
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: explanations down in Florida. Take a listen. Join us bad.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: We need a refund, as Marius, ain't that serious. It's serious.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: It's more serious things out there like hunger and poverty.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: We need to adjust that. I mean, it sucks, but
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: we're gonna make the best stuff. Enjoy. We're enjoying ourselves.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: It sucks, and I'm from the water and so this
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: really sucks. However, we're gonna enjoy ourselves. Were having day
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: parties all day. They're not gonna stop though. Hey look man,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and that's a problem when you have people saying it
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: ain't that serious, because it is very serious. This is
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: not only this is this is serious worldwide. Do you know,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: man in Africa? South Africa has banned travel. Nobody can
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: come from Europe. You can't go to Europe. You can't
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: come from the United States to South Africa, and your
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: ass can't go. They ain't got nothing over that South
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Africa and shut it down. Botswana has closed its borders
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: to outside travel. I saw Steve dog Dimmer Brothers over there. Man,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: different Africans. They're serious about this. They found two cases
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: in Ghana, one in Kenya, one in court Devar and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: they shut it down. That's it, all right, cool, I'll
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: tell you what. Yeah, but the young people they're not
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: in this country, Steve, they're not taking it seriously. You know.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: The governor of Florida finally closed the beaches in Clearwater, Florida,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and even the Surgeon General he was on Good Morning
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: America and he wants the younger generation to understand how
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: serious the coronavirus is. He's even called for social media
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: influencer Kylie Jenner to bring awareness. They are playing. These
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: young people have got to understand it's bigger problems like
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: hunger and okay, if you're dad, you can't eat thought,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: do you understand. Yeah, I'm just saying, come on, man,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: this this is real business here. I want these young
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: people to get it. Man. And it's not all young people,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. A lot of young people are
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: very very responsible. We're just hearing from them when they
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: make statements like that. And this virus ain't that serious, man? Um? Yeah,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: yes it is. People are dying. Yeah, yeah, bro, yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: it really is serious. It is serious. And they could
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you know the fact that this virus you can have it,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: no symptoms, you could pass it on. You don't know
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: you have it. They ask you to social distance each other.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: And y'all out there in the beach all together part
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: man hack You saw the pictures, right, Tommy hacked up
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: type upon each other. Come on, young people, y'all gotta
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: do better. They'll gotta do better, all right? Coming up
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: at thirty four after the hour, Steve is here with
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: his quarantine rules. You have some rules for Steve. You're
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: gonna break it down right after this you're listening to
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, you have some of your quarantine rules
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you wanted to share with you. It's just some things, man,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that I've been noticing, you know, on social media and
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: just in my life, people calling, asking sudden questions. So
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I just came up with just a few quarantine rules.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: And most of this stuff is what people need to
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: stop doing. Oh stop calling people up asking them to
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: turn on the channel you watching. Let me watch what
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: the hell I want to watch. I don't want to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: watch what you watch it, hey man, credit on hire man.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: They're talking about this here. I want you to see. No, man,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want you. I want to stop asking people
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: how the weather is over there? Who give a damn
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: about the weather over there? The coronavirus is hell, it's hell, dog,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: better give a damn about the weather over there. Stop
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: asking people do you have enough food? If anybody else
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: asked me, do I have any food? No, we all out.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: We ain't got a damn. No, we're out of food.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Don't drive by pop over. Quit asking me, you know,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and men stop asking women to seeing you necking picture
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: man fining yourself something else to do wrong, hey man,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: and now, and literally stop asking people to stop by.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: That's why we're in here, y'all stopping by socc it
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: don't hurt by my house. Man, what you're doing? I
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: was gonna pop in click, can't pop in here here,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: gonna google right here? Stop asking people what y'all doing
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: over there? They're doing a damn thing. Listen, man, if
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: you've been in the house four days, it ain't nothing
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: else to do. You'dn't done everything in your house. You
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: know how to do Neckflix stock ought to be sky
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: high right now? Yeah, yeah, because right now. If you
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: ain't got Netflix, your asses in trouble. I've been because, dog,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: if you cut the regular TV on your ass is
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: fitting to get coronavised, you are gonna get coronavized and
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: last but not leave. No, I ain't got no damn
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: extra toilet tissue. You're not supposed to ask for that, now, don't.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I don't. You can't share my sister eighty three Polot
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: called me, Steve, y'all good on toilet paper? I know
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you got all in bathrooms in that house. Why is
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: that a concerned? You know? How about how you and
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Madred doing? How y'all holding that? Did y'all get enough
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: toilet paper? I know y'all got a lot of bathrooms
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: in your house? What is why is that a problem?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Asking me by toiletician. That's that's that's the running thing.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: That's right. That's what's not on the shelf at the store.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: That is gone. So my brother he in Cleveland, he
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: didn't cut all his utilities off, you know? And can
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you can't cut lights on heat? Nothing? I said, So brother,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this man, why you ain't why
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: why can't nobody becausen't heat? Don't in your houses? Though,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna freeze all the germs out. What I said,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna freeze all the germs out? Then he
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: just turn the power off. But no, no, no, no,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: you don't understand. He won't cut the heat off. He's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: cold in Cleveland. He didn't cut all the heat off
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: because he freezing the germs out. Germs can't lasting the
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: cold weather. Dog, Okay, I say, ain't you cold? Cold?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: It's hell? I want to go outside. It's so damn
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: cold in my house. So I figured them germs wont
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: to go out there too. I finally is the worst.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: It's the worst, and he's gonna last. This is last one.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to break. What's wrong? Stop asking me
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: how long I think that's gonna last? Like, damn it,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know how long you think this is gonna last.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I want it over Friday, matter of fact, to the day.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I want day maximum next Friday. But if I could
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: give you a date, I would quit asking me. All Right,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: we gotta get Steve who his nerves are bad? Coming up? Tommy?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: What today's prank phone call? Right after this? You're listening
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming out at the top
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's today's
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject is I don't want to be
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: quarantined with him. But right now, nephew, Timmy is here
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got now? Yo?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Trash stinks? Okay, you're trash thinks trash. I don't care
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: it stinks. Let's go cat doc. Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah. Hey, how
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: you doing? Man? I'm I'm one of your neighbors, but
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm one street over from you. You over the offer?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: You river trying? Yeah, that's right? This rico, man, How
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you doing? I'm one of your neighbors on the next
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: street over, How are you doing? Okay, I'm doing good,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: but how you how you getting my Another one of
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: reach out to you. Uh, some stuff going on here
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you aware of it. Well, what what's going on? Uh?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: It seemed like, um, well, you know the trash man
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: problem is that that that that a lot of people,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I guess since the holiday just passed, you know a
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: lot of people got their stuff out on the on
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: the curve already right right now. The problem is that
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: that that they're saying, man, is that yo yo trash
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: is actually really really fouled. It's smelling and smelling pretty bad.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: And we wanted to call you, man and see if
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: you do not hold you say you call it leave
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: because you smell my trash? Well, yeah, they say, yours
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: is the one that's really speaking. Man. If you could
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: actually maybe put it in, put it back in the
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: in the in the garage until tuesday, you know, trash
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: and no garage. That's why I put it outside. I
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: didn't have enough room in the garage. Okay, what and
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: who is everybody saying my trash saying? Hey, listen, I'm
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: saying I'm not taking you know what I want to
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: tell you. If everybody in the hood got a file
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: with my trash, thank you tell another contact? Okay, what what? What? What?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: We we we've discussed that too. But listen, listen, we
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: don't want no trouble. Man. If we could just get
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: you to put your trays back in, I'm not moving
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: over trash. I pay rent over here, my brother. Hey,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna go back.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Don't give what you gonna do. I'm telling you where
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I pay rent that. Don't tell me to just over here. Okay, Well, listen, man,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: aren't you concerned that your trash is thinking and reading
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: through the whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn who
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: smell my trads? Is they got a file with it?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Telling them come take it out? Still the end, it's
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: saying out, yeah, okay, whether that's the problem, The problem
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: is that you took it out, and you took it
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: out too early. You shouldn't have put this out till
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Tuesday morning. And now who tudes money inside it? If
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I put it out there, it's saying out yesterday, come
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm not gonna go back and forth with
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you many even damn what you gonna do? You ain't
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: gonna call me telling me take my Yeah, I say,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: rent over here, okay. How if everybody's smelling my tras
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: out of everybody on the street, I don't know from
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: my understanding, it's just a couple of holes in it
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: and some food or something else that got out. I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: don't know if one of the roads or a dog
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: got into what the case may be. But you know,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: we need to try to get your trash in the backyard.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: My trash ain't going no damn well, and how come
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you the one you focusing this? How come my next tho? Navor?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't called? How come you around the corner and
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you called? Who put you up to this? Boy? Everybody's
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to get your
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: phone number. I said, well, look, I just gonna call
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: it myself. I tell you this, you and that ain't
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you my phone number? I'm taking out sea there. It
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: ain't going to Okay what listen, litten, swerve, just what
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: we decide on the case. We got to this situation
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: with you, how I touch that. I just come over
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: there and put the trash in your backyard and do
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: tuesday morning and Tuesday morning, I'll come back over there
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: and take it out that way. All the smell of
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: being in your backyard and you say, you gonna what,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: your backyard, so to so the smell that fucking I mean,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: that's that. Let me tell let me take it this
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the if you come over here, you might well called police.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: That's who you gonna need. You come over here, bring
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: all of that had a problem saying my trash to
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: come over here and take it out. Man, you I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: mean you, you're trying. You're trying to You're trying to
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: act like it don't smell. Man, you don't give them
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: if it smell. I'll tell you what I do. I'll
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: go out to fool So when that when that when
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: they helped you out and look here, Okay, but see
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: that's not what the people in the neighborhood want. We
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: want you to give a damn what take walk? I'm
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: telling you what I'm gonna do, and how to did
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you get my don't have any down? I'd already told you, man,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I got your number for one of the neighbors on
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: your street that said they don't want to get should
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: have left one? Right, said me? Which one? Listen? Listen, listen, swerve?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Won't you get to the meet of the problem. The
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: problem is your trash? Think, don't how is my chand
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: how the hell y'all tip point my saying out of
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: everybody else trads on the block, and hin the hell
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you smell? Man? I don't know, man, I don't know
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: what of it. I don't know if you're trads busted
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: open or what the deal is. But everybody's saying. Everybody's
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: saying it, swerve trash. That's that stink. That's too bud
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: plads needs to gon do time and see what I think.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: It's that chads out there and it's gonna say out
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: there I said it ain't come get it and you
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: ain't coming over there. Okay, Now let's see that's where
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you run swim out. I ain't rubing over there. I'm
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: coming over there and I'm gonna take that trans to
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: put it in the backyard to too. Now, if you're
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: gonna try to get in my way, whatever, but I
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: got to come on, get the chands, and if I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: tell you what, bring y'all over here right now, I'll
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: put on my shot. I'm standing on the point right now.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Bring at the close. Come on, recover of Rico. I'm
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Rico one street over and I'm smelling your nash trash man,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: take your chassh out, make smell. But you ain't saying
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: come take it out. I set you that a listen sword,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this word. Man, I called them back name,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: excuse me? Talk came about that? Who in the house
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: sold you called me swerved, called me that that? Okay,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: that's what they call you. What's wrong? Me called what's wrong?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Me called you? You donna call me that name? Now
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: you saying my chance thing? Come over here and take
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: the chance out. Hey, man, I ain't I ain't nobody
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: sitting there scatter you swend. I'm telling to you I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: had to get the man. Didn't not just say you
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: talk about of my name and swear? Come over here.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do. Okay, way
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: then then it is what it is bottom nd, I'm
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: on my way over at the moon that damn trash,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: come up, come over here, come over here moving. I'm
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: on the fort right, Nah, come on over and meet
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: me at about a mask. Thank you trash you got
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I'm standing right and doing naw. Okay, well, I tell
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you what I'm on my way, nah, and gets what
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do when I get over there. You ain't
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: gonna do what you gonna do. I'm gonna tell you
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: my damn name when I get over that. My name
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: is Niphew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your cousin r Reese. Oh thank you.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Out of here. Hey, man, I gotta ask you something, dog,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, fucking trash man? Your trash.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your body gonna be quarantine smelling
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: trash before you throw it away? Wash your trash, buddy. Yes,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: thank you, Jay. Chloe Rocks in there something, man, That's
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: how I do it. Okay, Now time my bags up.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: You got a little Cloe Rocks in there. You got
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: a little on the time, wrote it on out there.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Let's go have a little So but really, when your
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: trash before you put the street and I poured on
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: the collar because you got raccoons and stuff like that,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: run around, try to get in the raccoon that that
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: clor rocks throw you off. That's cute, blacks, that's cute. Yeah,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: that's when you can't. Yeah what really? He to move
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: from the hood. So the m on rats. He talking
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: about raccoons, blackcoons getting in there. Problem, recule. You can't
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: stomp on the ground and make a raccoon. Oh they
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: will not know. No, raccoon possum, you get the stomp
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: when if you want to do well, a possom can't run.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: So no, you can stand you down though he can
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: stand you down, Racuna. Look at you like what, I'm
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: in the trash? What? What? Now? What? Really? What? Let
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: me finish? Okay, I'm in garbage. What I'll be out
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: your hair in a minute. How old is this chicken? Man?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: How long your hand is? Chicken? Looks like that commercial?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do dough? Yeah? I love it, I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: love it. Thank you, Okay, go ahead. I was gonna say,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: if you know you in the house she locked up.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: You know, listen to some pranks man and try to
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: lift your spirits a little bit. Go to iTunes and
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: look up the Nephew man and get your laugh on.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. We got the Strawberry letter
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: coming up. Steve will read the letter right after this.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on a relationship,
• 53:38
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• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Surely Strawberry is out today. Steve will read
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: the letter and I'll respond, Let's get to it. Let's
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: go to man. Don't let that, that's for sure. I
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: don't care for his Hey, hey, hey, hey, old ass
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: just ain't got nothing to do with you, man, Shirley Man.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Now he don't want No, you're the one ran Shirley off.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Now you're trying to act like she's still here by
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: giving her her intro. I don't want your damn intro,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and you can't run me off. Who hate wow? I mean,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: who hates it intro? Who hates an intro? If you've
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: ever been introduced like this, ladies and gentlemen, A man
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: who needs no introduction, and until you've had that happened
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to you, you need an introduction. That's why I pass
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: on mine. Thank you very much. Let's get on with this.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: That a subject. I don't want to be quarantine with him,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: just like I don't want to be on the radio
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: with them too. I don't want to be quarantined with
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: him this Stephen Sherlly, I'm a thirty eight year old
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: single mother of a nine year old son. I love
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: my son with all my heart, and I've done the
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: best I can to discipline him and instill great morals
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: and values in him. But he is just terrible. His
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: behavior is the worst of the worst, and he may
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: not make it through this quarantine with me. Since he
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: started elementary school, his teachers have said that he has
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: a major attitude problem, and as a very selfish child,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: he makes up excuses for his bad behavior, always says
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: his teachers are picking on him. I've observed him without
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: him knowing it, and he is bad as heck in class.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I have had him tested for behavioral disorders, and nothing's
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: clinically wrong with him. Now at school is shut down,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: he's home with me. I can't deal with his disrespectful
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: mouth and am and him ignoring what I tell him
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: to do. I had to go to the post office
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: on Monday and he passed by McDonald's and he told
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: me he wanted to burger. I told him we had
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: food at the house, and he yelled so loud at me.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Almost had a heart attack, and he threw a balled
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: up napkin at me. I was trying to gain my composure,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: and he grabbed a standing wheel and we almost ran
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: off the road. So now he's endangering my life and his.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: He does not respond to me taking his PlayStation or
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: taking his TV out of his room. He needs help
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: with anger management and stiff punishment. Whatever I'm doing is
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: not working. The other night I found him outside on
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: the back deck at eleven pm. He said he needed
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: some al I can't watch him twenty four seven and
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'll make it through the quarantine living
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: with this little devil. I don't have any relatives that
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: would take him in. I need some tips to discipline.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You can you please help me out? Man? Please? Wild
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Steve Well, I'm gonna quickly give my answer because I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: know you can handle this one. You are thirty eight
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: year old single mom of a nine year old who
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: needs discipline. The teacher has said your son has a
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: bad attitude, he's selfish. You've observed his behavior at school.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Now you're at home with him quarantine, and you know
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: you've had him tested for behavioral disorders and nothing is
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: clinically wrong with him. He is disrespectful. He threw a
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: napkin at you because you wouldn't stop at McDonald's. He
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: grabbed the steering wheel while you're driving. You've punished him
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: no video games, you said, no PlayStation. He left the
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: house still, going the back porch to get some air
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: without your permission. You say, you feel like you were
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: just quarantine with this little devil. Where is his father now?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: This son of yours, he needs his father or a
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: serious father figure in his life now. Would also want
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: to suggest maybe some serious activities like football, basketball, But
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I know it's tough right now with the quarantine going on.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: You're stuck. You're stuck in this temporary situation. But once
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: things get better, once things have gotten better for you,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: you need to put him in a mentoring program. He
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: is nine. He already has no respect for you, so
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: it'll only get worse as he ages. A real father
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: figure or a mentor is the only answer for him.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: And you know, Steve, this is what you do, your father,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: your mentor. I mean, I started the mentoring programs for
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: situations like this. How much time do I have so
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I can tell you this. I have two full minutes,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: So here we go. Yes, Carlin's hit it dead on
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the head. The main thing that's needed here is a
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: father figure or a male role model introduced to this
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: young boy asap. You've got it's got to be a coach,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: a school teacher. You go down there one hundred black men,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: or do some great mentoring work across this country. They
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: have big brothers and little sisters organizations out there that
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: could be of service to you if you don't have
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: any relatives, like you said in the letter. But you've
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: got to get this young man in front of a man.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: He has a problem. The problem is usually a cry
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: for attention. This is usually something deeply wrong and he
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: wants attention and he's acting it out now. The part
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: that he can't be disciplined, that's not true, but we
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: can get into that later. But when you have a
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: young boy. The danger with boys not being disciplined is
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: as they get older, life becomes their disciplinary and it
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: comes at a major cost because if he don't start
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: practicing discipline, the police gonna give him some discipline. The
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: system will give him discipline, and boys out in the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: street can give him some discipline, and they discipline don't
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: come the same way yours will. It will have catastrophic results.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: The police beat you, shoot you boys out on street
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: now shooting and killing each other, and they go into prison.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: You've got to get him a real role model. When
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I come back, I'll give you some suggestion. At twenty
• 1:00:24
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• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Here's a thirty eight year
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: old mother. The boys bad started elementary schools. The teachers said,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: he's a major attitude problem. He's a very selfish child.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: He makes up excuses for us bad behavior, always telling
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you the teach us picking on him. Then you didn't
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: went to the class and observed him when he ain't
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: know it, and he's bad as heck. You didn't had
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: him tested for behavioral disorders. You found that ain't nothing
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: really wrong with him. The schools and shut down. Now
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: you can't deal with his disrespectful mouth. A nine year
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: old to his mother with a disrespectful mouth, and you
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: can't deal with him. And then he ignores what you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: tell him to do. And then on Monday y'all passed
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: by McDonald's. He said he want a burger. You told
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: him we had food at the house. He holling at
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: you so loud you almost had a heart attack. He
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: threw a balled up napkin at you. You tried to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: gain your composure. He grabbed a staring wheel and we
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: almost ran off the road. He does not respond to
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: me taking his PlayStation or taking his TV out of
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: his room. He needs help with anger management and stiff punishment.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Whatever I'm doing is not working. Then the other night
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock you find him out on the back deck.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: He nine years old. He needs some damn as what
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: nine year old need? Al? He nine? He need AL.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I can't watch him twenty four seven. I don't think
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I can make it through this quarantine living with this
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: little devil. I don't have relatives that will take him in.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I need some tips to discipline. Can you please help now? Now,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: for those of you that a new school, don't listen
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: to me. For those of you, yeah, don't listen to me,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: do not listen to me. But now I've told you
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: in the previous things such as Carler, he needs a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: male role model immediately. But now this part about talking
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: disrespectful to his mother, This is part about grabbing stewheels
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: and hitting you in the face with paper, balling up paper,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: throwing and hitting you in the Facebook paper. And then
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: he's not responding to taking his PlayStation in his TV.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know why we ain't try to ask whoop me? Yet?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Because see, I just don't know why that ain't come
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: up yet, because if I don't have any relatives that
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: are taking me, I need some tips to discipline Hill.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: First of all, it's nine year old boy. Can't whoop you.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I promise you he can't. Not If you get mad
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: and strong. When a boy does not honor his mother,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: you are raising a boy that's gonna be abusive to women.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: A woman is the first A mother is the first
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: woman a boy loves. Most boys will die for their mama.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Most boys when it come to their mama. Dog, you
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: can't because it's the first female he's ever loved. In
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: most cases, that is the case. Your boy don't see
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: it that way. See, he does not understand the importance
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: of significance of having a mother. A man can teach
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: it to him if a man was on the scene. Wait,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: what did you just do? I can't imagine any of
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: this that he's done. I can't imagine doing this to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: my mother. I couldn't have did this to my sister.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I couldn't don no paper hit my sister with it
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: because I was raised by disciplinarians that first of all,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: women were off limits. He don't know this. I don't
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: know why. You gotta right, You got to try kicking
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: his ass though. I don't care what people say, Steve,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you can't recommend doing that nowadays. You hit I don't
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: give a damn bout what nowadays. I will knock your
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: ass into the middle of next week. Do you hear me?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? He grabbing, staring wheels backhand
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: his little man. I knock you are to knock it,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: and plus see you the mother, y'all got rights. I
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: don't understand. See mothers you to carry this baby for
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: nine months, ankle, swollen, stretch marks, weight, game loadedness, hand
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: prenatal care. I don't We can't even relate to birthing pains.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: And we men know nothing about this. So I take
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: my hat off to women who give birth to people.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that's the most incredible thing to be
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: able to do on earth, and you disrespected the one
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: person that bought here. Every mother should have the right
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: to knock your ass. I wish you would, Hey, man,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: if my sons talk to my mom, Man, my boys
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: would never do that. They was rains different. You had
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: never raised your hand to your mom. Let me explain
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: something to you. If you raise your hand to either
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: one of them, I'm kicking your ass rightfuless really just
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: saying it. But you cannot. No matter how I feel
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: about a woman, I've never been physical in any shape,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: form or fashion with the woman in my life. And
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I'll be damn if I'm gonna let one of mine.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what she say or what
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: she do. I don't care if she throw your ass
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: in the float up against the wall, shut your head
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: in refrigerator door. When you come out, you're better not
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: say nothing to do, but you're not doing that. He
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: need his ass, woman, but you better get this boy
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: some help in or role model, because the system got
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: something for him as soon as he turned into a teenager.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: They're gonna check it all right. If you want to comment,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: go to Steve harvefl I'm on a gram and Facebook
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: and coming up at forty six after the hour, we're
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: gonna switch gears. Tommy is here. You got something for
• 1:07:07
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• 1:07:22
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• 1:07:24
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• 1:07:27
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• 1:07:29
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• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: the coronavirus has been contained. When you go to the club,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: there will be new names, all right, there will be
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: no more glitters and sent them. Yeah all that, yeah, poorsha,
• 1:07:47
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  Speaker 1: your hands together. Far pandemica, pandemic, that's what from the
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• 1:08:32
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• 1:08:41
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  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: solutions for men of the house when there is a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: toilet paper shortage. We'll be back. You're listening to show
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  Speaker 1: Hannock buying spurred by fears, i should say, of the
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: coronavirus lockdown has affected plenty of families. Even did you
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: hear about this? The California governor the governor of California.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: His family are just like other families suffering from folks
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: who hoarded while grocery shopping, and folks are about to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: run out of toilet paper. So, guys, you have an
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: idea or it's just Jay, it's they're missing a lot
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: of papers that are out there that you can use
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: and stop running looking for doltvan. But we out wallpapers,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: a lot of wallpapers, lots of it, rolls and rolls
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: of wallpaper. The new newspaper is just sitting there, just
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: sitting there. Get you about four five stacks of it,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: cut them up small. You know what else is missing? Steve,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: wax paper. Nobody's using wax paper. Man, it's right there,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: it's right there. You know what else? Seller Fame, get
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: you some sellers, fan and boy and boy, do what
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: you got to do? Okay, we gotta worry about to paper. Yeah,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I'm give people suggestions for toilet paper because we out.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: So you gotta use other papers, all right, construction paper,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Now you gotta break that down. Yeah, that's got that's
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: got to be broken. That's got to be that's got
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: to be soaked. Stop, that's gotta be soap, lemon water,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: what something? What you got? Well, you know it's gonna
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: be a little rough. But if you go to home
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: depot you'll get some sand paper. You can have sa
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: if you I mean, you don't have to w if
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: it's keen. I tell you what. Everybody got the davil
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: never used in that drawing, the kitchen. You got them
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: all stacked up. Owners manus, yes, get you some of
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: them owners manual is true that you own never you
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: don't nobody use the owners manuals and warranties. Okay, okay,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I got a new a new post its post its boy,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: is that it's real? Shot you got? Yeah? You need
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: you need? Yeah? You got what you got? Shot? You
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: know what? Jay? If you get uh that paper with
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: them coupons on it and rough on that thing up
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: real good right there, that that coupon might write the
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: right there, that's a good one time. Because why are
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: you at that register? Does if you get you a roller,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: that receipt paper, if you can steal at if you
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: can save better yet, save your receipts. Okay, save them? Yeah,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody using them? No more? Get I got one, sheep,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I got one? Ain't nobody using. I got one in right,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, illuminum foil? Are you out of your mind?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: You go somebody that ain't that ain't right? Jake, Jake,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: that you know that enough paper? You don't the paper
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: you put your bare foot on when you leave a
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: nail shop. That nothing flip flop that's soft enough. That
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: might work right now, if you get your four five
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: flip flop papers, I got I got two more for you.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I got two more for you. Oh, come on, old
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  Speaker 1: last letters. They got to be soft letters, the old ones, right,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: and can I do the last one? We're gonna drum
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: roll cat if you really get desperate. It ain't no paper, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is the one that's gonna do it for you.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Let me do that bag inside the cereal box. That
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: bag inside the cereal box that hold the cereal. Yeah,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: that seal out of that m and eat them cereals. Girl,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Get them damned apple jacks in your bowls. I ain't
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: coming up. We got you're listening to show well, Steve,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: you know you are in Los Angeles and they are
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: implementing what seems to be, you know, coming for the
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: rest of the country. Sooner than later. A twenty four
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: hour mandated quarantine for all the residents to help flatten
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: the curve. We keep hearing the medical experts talk about
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: flattening the curve of the coronavirus pandemic. So LA residents
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: will no longer be able to leave their homes around
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: the clock for the next month, and that this is
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: according to the Mayor of Los Angeles, except for medical
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: reasons and grocery store runs. It's called the Safer at
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Home Order. So this coronavirus, yea, it just came out
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: last night, man, and they implemented. It's real out here.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: So now there are medical people who are allowed to
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: move around. And they didn't clows off public transportation because
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: they just can't do that. People have to get from
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: one side to the next. It's got certain jobs that
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: you can't stop doing. So the rest of it, man,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: it's like it's like real critical. So it's happening. Man,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be this way for a little while. We
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: gotta get used to it. It's a new way of life,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: has never happened before, and we just gotta get used
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: to it. And so that's what it is. And so
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: you know, man, we just have to adjust nobody likes it.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: But there's an upside to it too. You gotta find that.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: So but but find find you a room in your
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: house away from everybody, and you might make it through this.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Just but get away from huh Jesus, you realize, right, yeah,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: you're just this. Can I have this area? You have another? Here?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I see you sometime this even well be back at
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour you're listening. All right, Steve,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: you have some of your quarantine rules you wanted to
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: share with you. It's just some things man, that I've
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: been noticing, you know, on social media and just in
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: my life, people calling, asking sudden questions. So I just
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: came up with just a few quarantine rules, and most
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: of this stuff is what people need to stop doing.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Oh stop calling people up asking them to turn on
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the channel you watching. Let me watch what the hell
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I want to watch. I don't want to watch what
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: you watching. Hey, man, cut it on here, man, they're
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: talking about this here. I want you to see. No, man,
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  Speaker 1: I won't want until I want to stop asking people
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  Speaker 1: how the weather is over there? Who give a damn
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  Speaker 1: about the weather over there? The coronavirus is hell, it's hell, dog,
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  Speaker 1: stop asking people do you have enough food? If anybody
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  Speaker 1: else asked me do I have any food? No, we
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  Speaker 1: all out don't drive by pop over. Quit asking me,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and men stop asking women to seeing you
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  Speaker 1: necking picture. Man, find yourself something else to do, and
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  Speaker 1: man and look and literally stop asking people to stop by.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we're in here, cause y'all stopping by social
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  Speaker 1: justiccing stick it don't hurt by my house. Man what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing. I was gonna pop in click, can't pop
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  Speaker 1: in here here, gonna google right here. Stop asking people
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  Speaker 1: what y'all doing over there, they're doing a damn thing. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you've been in the house four days, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing else to do. You haven't done everything in your house.
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  Speaker 1: You know how to do Nickflix stock ought to be
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  Speaker 1: sky high right now. Yeah, yeah, because I'm telling right now,
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't got Netflix, your asses in trouble. I've
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  Speaker 1: been wearing it. Because dog, if you cut the regular
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  Speaker 1: TV on your ass is fitting to get coronavised, you
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  Speaker 1: are gonna get coronavized at last, but not least. No,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no damn extra toilet tissue. No, you're
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: not supposed to ask for that, now, don't I don't.
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  Speaker 1: My sister eighty three Polock called me, Steve, y'all good
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  Speaker 1: on toilet paper? I know you got all in bathrooms
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  Speaker 1: in that house? Why is that concerned? You know? How?
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  Speaker 1: How about how you and Madred doing? How y'all holding that?
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  Speaker 1: Did y'all get enough toilet paper? I know y'all got
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: a lot of bathrooms in your house? What is why
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  Speaker 1: is that a problem? All right? Coming up, it's the
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It is the last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. Very good, Jay Anthony Brown. Steve's closing remarks, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: very good at forty nine after you're listening. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: it is the last break of the day. It is
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  Speaker 1: the last break of the day. Thanks for that, Jack. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know that. I didn't remember he did it twice.
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  Speaker 1: It's not bad, but Steve, it's been some kind of
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  Speaker 1: week though. Well, you know, as we look at this, um,
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  Speaker 1: all I'm thinking about is the way to view this situation.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's dire. This is a real situation. And
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: when I hear you know, look, they're trying to make
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: young people look back. Some young people don't get it,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: but it's some grown ass people that ain't getting it either,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: you know. It's just a whole lot of people that's
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  Speaker 1: not understanding that we all got to pitch in to
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  Speaker 1: help one another get through this. This ain't just a
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: about you. This is about everybody pitching in to help
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  Speaker 1: each other. When you practice social distancing, it's not just
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: for you, it's for everybody else, you know, Because here's
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  Speaker 1: the problem we have right now in the United States.
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  Speaker 1: Not enough people have been tested, so there are cases
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  Speaker 1: walking around that no one knows. So we're gonna get
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: a big swing or surge in cases in this country.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: We can get ready. Don't be alarmed because we're gonna
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: see a big swing in cases in this country. But
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  Speaker 1: by practicing these common sense rules, by practicing these things
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  Speaker 1: that they've implemented, because this is a big crisis right now.
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  Speaker 1: When they shut down Hollywood, when they stop sports, when
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: they stop March Madness, when they shut down the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: the NBA, listen to me, they're serious, man. There. People
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  Speaker 1: don't stop making their money. They don't stop making them
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: but Hollywood don't stop for nothing. This is serious business.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: Jobs are closing. So now you've got a lot of
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: people who are suffering economically because of this. But it's
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  Speaker 1: a problem that we all have to bear equal responsibility for.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: This is not a poor person's problem, This is not
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: the middle classes problem. This ain't rich people's problem. This
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: is our problem. We have a problem if someone else
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: is negligent in their behavior, negligent in taking that vice, seriously,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: negligent in keeping social distancing, negligent in washing your hands.
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  Speaker 1: This could affect anybody, anybody, and you not even know it.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: And once you don't know it and it gets up
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: on you, it can be severe. And the older you are,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: the tougher it is. And if you ever create existing
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: condition or we can immune system, it's more difficult, y'all.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: It's just real simple here, man. We just got to
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  Speaker 1: buckle down to this when nobody ready for this. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: saw this coming. We had some warning shots, but we
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: don't have the type of leadership that responds to warning shots.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: You know, we got a leadership that's talking about it's
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: a hoax. Now, am I blaming him God Trump for
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: this virus? No, I'm not doing. I don't care for
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: the response. And then I also want to make this
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: point right here. We live in a capitalistic society, which
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: is a major problem. We're not responding to this like China,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: because China, the rulers of China just said, this is
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: what we're doing, and that's what we did. They started
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: testing everybody in their cars, they started building hospitals, they
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: sent everybody home. Blah blah blah blah blah. They're coming
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: on the other side of it. Now. We got to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: pass bills to release funds to pay these companies, to
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: make more respirators, to make more mask to find the vaccine,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: all of these things. Companies have to be paid because
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: we live in a capitalistic society, unlike China, who can
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: just say we're doing it this way and ain't nobody
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: got no vote, this is what we're doing. We've got
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: to buckle down and help our leadership, who is not
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: who acted reacted slow. They're trying to jump on it now,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: but we don't mess around. It got behind the eight ball.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: So we got to lend our part because if you
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: get this dreaded virus, you blaming Trump ain't gonna help you.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: It's just not. So we've got to take matters into
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: our hands and practice some of this stuff man, and
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: like old people say, this too will pass. It really will,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: This too will pass. Now, it's ugly and we're gonna
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: lose some people, sad to say, but you can do
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: your part and your share to make sure that you
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: limit this as best we can and pray to God
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: that it don't be you. And so as we look
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: into this, try to find the upside to this. So
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: what I've had to do is I've had to take
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: this time and I said, well, I don't need to
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: sit around complaining about I want to go somewhere because
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to. It's not smart too. You could
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: go somewhere and get exposed by a person you don't know.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Because now they've discovered that it's passed through the air.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: You ain't just got to touch something. It can be
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: in the air. You can get a droplet or something
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: like that. However they explained it. But I decided, hey, man,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: you know what I might as well do. Might as
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: well work out a little bit more, you know, get
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: on some type of program, give myself in a little
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: bit better shape while I'm off. You know, hey, I
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: ain't got a shave. I'm looking at the upside. You know,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to go to rehearsal. I ain't got
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: to sit in no production meetings, you know. So hey,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just making the best of it. I'm in here
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: cooking with my girl, earl, or at least watching her cook.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just making to when outside the day,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: did a little exercise outside in the backyard, you know,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: just spend some time, just some more meditating, you know,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: take this time and do you get yourself together. I
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: don't really want to be off work. I actually like
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: my job. But there are some people, man, who this
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: break right here is gonna be good for you because
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: you don't like your job. Now, we're gonna lose some money,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: but guess what, we're gonna get past that too. Because
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: all of us in here have been the mad less
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: than we have now before. We will be fine. Make
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: something out of this. Man, can't complain about it because
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: it ain't going nowhere. Let's do something great, be safe,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: be smart, and God keep you and keep praying, keep praying. Man,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: That's all I could tell you. Those are my closing remarks.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Have y'allselves weekend man, it's here, didn't man? Yeah, I'm
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: weekend man. You need to get piece of chicken and
• 1:26:56
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