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S2E49 - Dive Dive Dive · No Latency

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  Last time on no latency, I've got a.
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  Proofed idea. I'm gonna do it like a tail
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  whip. Do it what?
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  Are you doing? No.
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  If you don't move out of a moving vehicle, oh.
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  All right, let's do this. Fridge and Claire.
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  Fridge and Claire. Just a nurse.
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  You actually pissed off the one calm person in the group.
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  Did you dig that crossbow out of your life?
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  That is unfair. The energy in this fight is UN
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  unsportsmanlike weird. I would have to agree with you,
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  Jeff. You really are pressing the
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  wrong ones here. Oh, VB, go ahead.
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  Yeah, I've ruined a few rugs. I don't remember ruining it with
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  this guy. What are you doing?
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  All of us versus you, Walker. You really want to play this
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  game. One liner has always been a
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  trophy little bitch. What What files do you have?
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  Well, I got to uncrypt them first.
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  That's going to take a minute and we get a drink.
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  Bottle of tea. Let's get her a bubble out.
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  Hi Ping, That super Grim on your hip looks very fashionable.
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  Thanks. I just polished it.
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  Ping, I I brought you some bubble tea.
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  We were at the Bubble Tea Cafe. I don't remember if you knew
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  that. Oh yeah, no.
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  I ever heard the phone call with sore tooth and everything.
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  I hope you like lavender. I do like lavender.
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  Did you put any drugs in it? I did not.
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  Oh shit. I could have got this with
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  drugs. It's probably for the best.
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  We just take it easy honestly. Lavender is a very calming
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  supplement and I think it might be good for us after all of the
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  things that we've been through in these past couple of days,
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  weeks, months that maybe we just.
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  Enjoy just some calming lavender without any extra additives.
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  Oh, I put some Dramamine in mine.
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  Oh well, that might make you more relaxed, actually, that.
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  Was that was the point? You hear Ping knock over a glass
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  and you turn around. Ping's salting some Synth Coke
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  into their drink. What?
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  What? I own some common coke nice.
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  Well, so much for that idea. Well, I need to do cleaning
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  again. That's fair.
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  Also, my resist torture drugs is like, fucking massive.
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  I'm good. Phoebe, you're OK.
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  You know, I'm just really glad that we took the time to give
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  back to the community because, you know, we do a lot of crimes
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  and killings and other otherwise frowned upon activities and it's
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  just good that we sometimes do like to go back and build up the
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  the community around us. I did have a lot of fun cleaning
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  up the the Bubble Tea Cafe though Throwing, throwing around
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  little tapioca balls was was quite a delight.
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  Everyone was giggling. It was.
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  And when it just broke into a musical number that nobody else
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  will ever hear because it was just a one time thing.
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  I know. Will You Roll Me AD 10?
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  And the choreography that we all we all just spontaneously knew
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  was incredible. It was nuts.
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  I I won't say I really appreciated the lifts there
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  Retro I I have not been hoisted. Above, hoisted high by by a
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  strong, Strapping Young Lad in quite a while.
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  Well, I hosted I Hoisted you by my own petard for that one.
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  Very nice, Iona. It strikes you in your memory
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  that you remember a large portion of time where Vendel was
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  missing Vendel. Why?
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  Why didn't you help us clean? Nothing.
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  I was. I was helping, was helping raves
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  in the kitchen. How did I know you were going to
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  say that? You dirty dog.
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  You dirty dog, you. Oh my goodness.
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  He let me touch his sign. I didn't think that's what you
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  were going to say, but you dirty dog, you.
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  Also he's a great kisser. I nothing bye and.
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  Then just go to the bathroom. That's delightful.
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  I have conflicted emotions about that.
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  Why, that's so delightful. I mean it is, but to be honest,
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  like also like internally I was shipping him with my housemate
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  and today I'm and I know that he's gone, but like still part
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  of it, you know. Oh, but I'm sorry, you were
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  shipping Vendel with with Sano? Oh yeah, yeah.
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  We don't talk about that. I know, I know, we don't.
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  Don't bring, don't bring that up because I mean that that very
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  much was a thing. Yeah.
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  Hey, guys. What are we whispering about
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  them? Taxes.
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  And Jed blocks. Hey everyone, I think we got a
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  message. Oh my phone, my my tile dinged.
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  Oh, you, yeah, you guys and your tiles.
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  Oh sorry, we didn't go all you know corporation on our on our
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  phones you get agents. OK, let me see here.
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  Oh, this is a confidential Biotechnica memo.
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  Now why is it always Biotechnica?
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  Aren't there any other corporations here?
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  Aren't there any other evil corporations in this season?
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  Aren't there any other evil corporations here?
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  That's what you sound like, Chip.
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  That's what you sound like. Do you think I'm evil?
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  Look at me. I was doing an imitation to you.
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  I I I couldn't help it. I thought I'd do pretty good.
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  I don't. Know.
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  Yeah, I mean, it's not hard to do a corporal imitation.
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  Just corporal speak is so low class.
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  Anyways, like watch here, listen to listen to this.
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  Look at this. Your opinion has been noted and
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  it's been given all consideration it deserves.
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  See. Super easy that.
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  Was pretty good. Were you reading that or or did
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  you come up with that? I came up with that.
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  Oh, I was. I was very convinced.
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  I. Can read this, this, this
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  confidential note from Biotechnica in my best in my
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  best Biotechnica agent. Corporal, speak.
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  Well, let me go to let me go to the numbers.
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  Performance, I guess. Acting.
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  Yeah. There you go. 15.
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  Everybody watches Jeb straighten up and his face slightly
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  changes. And then he says.
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  Doctor Abbott's work of cybernetic prosthetics and the
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  modular nature of the design is unseen in the space.
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  Biotechnic is not equipped to advance this technology or
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  Doctor Abbott for all the NC Space Agreement, or indeed has a
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  collaboration opportunity with Xerofa, who requires an
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  underwater and clandestine facility to take the designs to
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  production. Oil rigged M5 is tapped and is
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  close to newly exposed to the moment Abbott and her research
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  can go to full production in mere months.
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  Zurafa is confident Abbott's research can be used for a very
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  wide range of applications. Links to the internal strength
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  at any size with this toodle mixture.
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  Any size. I cannot stress enough.
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  If the if the Rafa says any size, then you mean it.
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  This is huge. Start Doctor Abbott's transfer
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  documents immediately. We're all going to be rich and
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  we get rid of Abbott. Win Win Management.
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  The little evil laugh at the end was quite convincing.
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  I don't sound like that. No, no, of course not.
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  No. But I got.
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  Hey, what's this little thing in the corner there?
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  I'm just going to click that. Oh.
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  Oh. They have a whole, they have a
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  whole one line set of plans set up for us.
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  These are architectural one line plans.
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  Interesting. Let's see.
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  And I just love seeing those schematics being able to really
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  get down in the nitty gritty of the plan and that we're about to
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  do. So it looks like the oil rig is
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  on top, oil rig M5, and then at the very top is a biotechnical
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  security detail and there's a surface dock at the water line
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  that goes to that. Now that looks like there's some
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  kind of there's two different tubes here, one in yellow and
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  one in orange. The yellow one hands down to
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  under the water to a maintenance repurposed as underwater staging
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  area and so far as requested underwater defenses.
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  Oh, that goes something else. To a submersive dock and then
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  the main entrance that's there and looks like there's also this
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  orange line that says Abbott Lab elevator maintenance.
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  And then it looks like there's a bunch of mines and some turrets
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  under the water as defenses. Interesting.
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  So that does give us quite a bit of information of how we want to
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  tackle this. Seems like maybe the best way to
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  do it would be to get. Get in on the top level and then
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  take that orange elevator shaft all the way down.
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  That way we can bypass all of them.
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  Turrets and I guess mines, sea mines, What are those things
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  called depth charges? There we are.
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  That is a plan. However, let's be honest,
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  typically whenever we go through the front door or something.
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  We're not the most. Bendel comes back from the
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  bathroom. Professional.
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  Now I suppose the other option would be to get some sort of
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  submersible and go real down deep, but further on, you know,
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  further back, oh, come in from underneath.
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  There you go. What do you think about that?
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  I think the biggest problem there is that we just don't got
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  to submersible. We don't.
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  And does anybody know how to drive one?
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  I mean, I imagine it's the same. I mean, we could, we do, we do.
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  We are going to just get that guy to, right?
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  Run the boat, right? Well, not if one of us knows how
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  to run the boat. There is no sea vehicle.
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  Yes, there is. Oh, just kidding.
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  Yes, there is. I mean, I'm all right.
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  You know, I I kind of just, I kind of just imagine that it's a
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  that it's a car and I mean it. I'm OK.
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  I think the whole point of us hiring the the pirate guy was so
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  that he'd take us there, right? But we don't know his rates.
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  Oh, his pirates. .1415926 a day. Actually, that's a really good
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  rate. 1000. Oh, I'm misleading, I'm saying.
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  So what? What's Can I see?
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  Retro. Oh, OK, so there are two
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  attachments. Looks like we've got the bot
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  top. Oh, did anyone see this little
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  portion here where it says Frog Lab?
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  Wait, there's a what? What's the what?
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  Retro. You talked about this one file
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  with the oil rig and the two places we can get into, But
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  what's this other one? Oh, here on the the Abbott lab.
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  Oh, it says Frog Lab. Oh, don't throw frogs in there.
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  Don't show that to to Sloan. Frogs are her favorite trade.
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  We'll have to grab some. Oh, well, I hope so.
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  And I hope there are those ones that, you know, you can, like,
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  tear off a leg and then regrow the leg.
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  Real fire. That's so we're all on the same
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  page. Because then you could just.
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  Kind of you guys. Continuously the the the Abbott
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  lab schematics from the M5 decommissioned oil rig.
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  Does this help us plan? Well, it does look like there's
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  other. Submersible points we can go to
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  aside from the very top one, however, looking like there's
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  quite a bit of security on that and more defenses as we go down.
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  So do we have to go through the oil rig?
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  Not if we come from under. Yes.
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  That's it. It sounds, it sounds like the
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  heavens are crying because they want me to say that we have to
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  go through the oil. Got 2 two ways of going to the
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  oil rig. We can either go underwater or
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  to the top. Yeah, 'cause you can, you can
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  see here that there's it. It literally does say there's
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  key cards for some of these. So this probably means that we
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  can't just submersible to the very lower ones the best one
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  that we can do. Is that top sub, the top sub one
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  if we go underwater or we go to the landing dock bio via boat?
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  The question is, is that can we be honest with each other?
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  We are either going to either do guns a blazing at the right, at
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  the front, or we somehow charlatan our way down, which I
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  have to admit that we've done before.
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  But can we constantly trust in ourselves to do that?
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  Really, I don't quite know. I I am not a part of this
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  project at all. And I will say that these people
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  probably know who I am. I think we should do some sneaky
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  sneak for that reason alone. Yeah, because then if they
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  recognize you, and once we things do go sideways as what
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  they usually do, are you really ready for your bosses to go?
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  Excuse me? We need you, Iona, to please
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  take a look at this memo we got from your face being in a lab
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  you're not supposed to be at. Now I've got.
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  That's why I'm saying we have to go ahead.
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  Now the people, the the the faculty that work at this
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  facility, do they live there full time or they must have some
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  sort of shipments in and out? There must be some sort of
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  outside contact. They probably got to come back
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  and see their families, at least during the holidays.
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  I can look it up. Because maybe, maybe.
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  We don't know. Yes.
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  Do you get paid? Do does Biotechnical give PTO?
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  Oh, definitely lots of PTO. Oh, OK.
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  Why do you think I never go to work?
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  I'm still on BTO. We technically work from home.
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  I have. I have six months of BTO.
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  We're sort of on call. I do technically work from home,
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  yeah. We actually do get a lot of work
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  done when we're not doing all of this bullshit.
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  Well, that. 'D be good to know I have no
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  idea what you do at your job. Well, I I cut shit up, but I
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  pretend to be an assistant. Sorry, I didn't.
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  That's strike two. What was strike one?
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  Kissing Reeves? Shut up.
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  Shut up. Right.
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  I'm looking it up. All right, they've got what were
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  we? They kiss Reeves.
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  Oh, Vivi, were you not here for this conversation?
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  Made me out in the kitchen while we were coming at the Bubble Tea
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  Cafe. Oh, that is juicy.
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  You. Were naked.
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  All right, I found out information about the oil rig.
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  Yeah, yeah. Let's stop spilling the bubble
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  tea. Let's figure this out.
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  Hey, that's nice. All right.
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  So I found out that they've got a biotechnical security detail
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  on the main oil rig part and like this paperwork's paper
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  thin, it's very obvious that they're just guards and then
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  there is less people in the other area and this report is so
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  it's like glass the other area. And then it says any more
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  information is classified. Well, maybe we just, I mean like
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  what's what's the time frame on this job here because maybe we
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  just kind of loiter outside, you know, a few few miles out and
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  make sure. Oh oh boy, he's back.
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  Well, if this is whether they're making friends.
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  You could get me one and then blow it up.
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  Why is blowing it up always the answer?
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  Because there's no other answer. It says here automated
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  production at the bottom and with it being thermally powered
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  it may be perpetual. Oh shit.
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  It also has a shipping yard, too.
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  That's not good. It's all right under the Frog
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  lab. How under the?
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  Frogs. The frogs are running the whole
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  lab. It's frogs all the way down.
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  Crew, What is it going to be? Are you going to attack this
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  slowly from underneath the surface or above?
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  You go up or you go down. Which one it be?
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  I'm going to be honest, I kind of want to do under the water.
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  Because that's something we haven't done yet.
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  Going through the front door has usually been our jam, but I feel
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  like under the water, like that's earns a new trophy for
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  the trophy case. I vote from below as well, more
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  so because I think it's more of a practical option, not just
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  because it's cool. Would like for the rest of you.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're agreed, so I'm going to
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  take that as a yes. So you've added.
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  That. OK, Jeb, that's a yes.
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  And Iona, you also agree, yes, from below.
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  So we're going to avoid the mines and go to the staging
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  area. Yeah.
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  I mean, if we're paying pirate, then we have to.
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  I mean, if we're, we got to get our money's worth.
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  It's true, might as well. All right.
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  Well, then let's go to the docks.
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  Bye, Ping. Bye domino all.
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  Right. Bye guys.
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  You have a really good time. I'll see you later.
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  I'm going to keep mopping. Bye.
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  Bye. Hey, Ping, real quick.
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  Yes, what's going on you? Got any more of that synthcoke
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  on you? No.
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  I poured it all into my into my beverage.
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  I finished it. Look.
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  Ping, Ling, Ling, Ling, Ling, Oh, come.
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  Man. Baby, can I hear this
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  conversation? Oh.
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  All right, let's let's be honest, y'all we're going
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  underwater. Now I don't know if the rest of
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  you, I don't need to hold my breath, so.
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  Oh, was that not rhetorical? I do have to hold my breath.
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  Do we need? Maybe maybe rebreathers?
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  Rebreathers, yeah, yeah. Just in case, can we need dive
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  suits too, It's going to be really cold.
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  Where are we going to get those? I imagine if it's a big facility
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  that they'd probably have some we can steal.
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  Oh, that is my finger just. Oh, so.
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  I'm all for that, so it is procured on site.
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  Is everyone stacked on ammo? I'm really.
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  Sure, what I would need, other than maybe a self-contained
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  underwater breeding apparatus. I would like to stop by Clive,
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  see if they have a sale on something.
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  Maybe they got something interesting.
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  You know what? That's.
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  Yeah, let's do that. Jeb takes a left at one of the
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  lights. Everyone shifts to the right
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  side of. The park Can you screech outside
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  of Clive's and your head inside? Clive Hey, you right.
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  How's it go when? It's going all right.
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  How? How's the shopping doing?
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  You haven't been getting robbed again, right?
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  No. That's good.
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  I've been. I've been all right, actually.
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  That's nice. That's awesome.
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  Yeah. We decided to stop by to see if
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  like you had any like fire sales or anything cool come onto the
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  shelves. So.
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  Fire shale. No, I don't have any fire sales.
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  I mean, like, I sell things and my my my products are fire.
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  Ha, ha. Maybe.
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  Maybe we just, you know, ask you directly.
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  Like, you know, if if we were to do some sort of underwater
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  mission. Yep.
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  But I'll ask you for a friend. Do you have any?
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  If my friend was going to do an underwater mission, what what
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  kind of stuff would you be willing to sell me?
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  Them? Sell them, my friend.
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  Well, if you're going underwater, I've got 3
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  breathers, but a few of those. And I and I turned to the rest
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  of the group. Look at.
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  That they're they're they're one time use and I've got like a
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  like a harpoon attachment for a grapple gun.
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  Perfect. When you you, you fire it into
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  something and then you have to snap it off, so it's also one
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  use. Wow.
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  Yeah, would love that. Oh, it's like a grapple gun.
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  Like, it is not a it's not an attachment.
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  It's just the grapple gun. But it's with a harpoon.
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  Yes, yeah, you you put it in and it fires and then you have to
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  like, you know, undo the rope because it digs really far, you
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  know? Oh, and anybody could use that.
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  We have to have a grapple gun, but yes.
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  Oh, OK, so it is an attachment to the grapple gun.
• 22:57
  Badge. Yes, it's like a grapple ammo.
• 22:59
  Jeb would like that. Jeb.
• 23:01
  Jeb. Yeah, you would like that?
• 23:06
  Listen, when it I don't got, I'm out of money.
• 23:09
  Now you guys kind of went through my entire pockets, so
• 23:15
  I'll take anything you guys know about me.
• 23:17
  Am I out? Of money.
• 23:19
  You're not out. You know that the money.
• 23:23
  I might need to. I might need to do another race
• 23:25
  or two. I.
• 23:26
  I don't know. I spent a lot of money on VV.
• 23:29
  That's true. I do have 400 eddies from that
• 23:34
  guy at the Bubble Cafe who just left his money on the ground.
• 23:38
  That could go towards this. With these harpoon ammo, they're
• 23:40
  25 each and I've got 3. Oh, I mean.
• 23:45
  We could get all three. Holy cannolis vendor, why do you
• 23:49
  have so much money shut? Up Wait, how?
• 23:53
  How much money you got? How much money?
• 23:54
  You got no, no, no, no. You can't still share my bank
• 23:56
  account. That's that's privileged
• 23:57
  information. Iona.
• 23:59
  Sorry I had I had I had fresh P hack into it just now.
• 24:02
  That's not. I don't know if you know this,
• 24:06
  but I do have access to. Everything that has to do with
• 24:10
  your character, it is now. I've been paying you handsomely.
• 24:20
  I'm about saving for a home. Vendel's really good at saving,
• 24:24
  unlike the rest of us. We won't touch your money.
• 24:26
  Unattainable dream of owning a home.
• 24:29
  A Night City. Sorry, Vendel, you're going to
• 24:32
  have to keep dreaming. Hey.
• 24:35
  Look if this city hasn't. Hardened you then there's no
• 24:41
  hope. I don't think anybody owns homes
• 24:44
  in Night City. It's a renting economy, baby.
• 24:49
  It really is. I'm saying you could probably
• 24:51
  save for like a nice apartment rather than, you know, a lot of
• 24:57
  the other shipping boxes and containers that people live in,
• 25:01
  so. I was going to get a condo.
• 25:03
  You know, you should really put those into rolling CDs.
• 25:06
  It's. A little ambitious.
• 25:08
  Put into ACD account, but you do it in like you do a new CD
• 25:11
  account for every two months so that once the the one that you
• 25:16
  put it in first realizes you could take the money that you
• 25:19
  put there, put it into a new CD account so you're always going
• 25:23
  in and out of the market. Do you want the Grapolama or
• 25:26
  not? Yes, please.
• 25:28
  Yes, we'll take all three. Right, here you go.
• 25:31
  Do you want any rebreathers? Of course.
• 25:33
  We'll take 123455. Right.
• 25:37
  They're 100 each one time use though, so the tanks aren't
• 25:41
  replaceable. I've got it.
• 25:44
  Ain't that hell they are. They're always, they're always
• 25:46
  they just they just make them one time use so they buy them
• 25:48
  again. Yeah, it's a disposable economy,
• 25:51
  yo. Yeah.
• 25:53
  Yeah. And and like, if you're in the
• 25:54
  ocean, you know, you can just throw it away.
• 25:58
  I will not be doing that. As if the oceans.
• 26:04
  Of Night City or the the The bodies of water in your Night
• 26:06
  City aren't polluted enough. I think a couple of extra
• 26:09
  breathers isn't going to kill it.
• 26:12
  I guess it's true the all of the coral has been bleached in the
• 26:15
  world at this point. I love, I love bleached coral.
• 26:22
  So pretty. Got some of the wall.
• 26:24
  Oh well, I got two questions for you.
• 26:29
  My, my, my. Dude, hit me one.
• 26:34
  You got any grenades? Yeah, of course I've got
• 26:36
  grenades. What do you think I am a?
• 26:39
  Person who rarely has grenades. Oh, great welfare.
• 26:42
  How many do you want? 3.
• 26:45
  What kind you're looking for? Grab bag.
• 26:47
  Surprise me. Crab bag surprise.
• 26:50
  You all right? That's a look.
• 26:52
  I've got an armour piercing grenade.
• 26:54
  You can have that one. OK.
• 26:56
  I've got What the fuck is this doing here?
• 26:59
  Just rolled A6 on AD 6 in this box and it's all dusty.
• 27:04
  A depth charge? Who the fuck needs that?
• 27:06
  Put that aside, what else have I got?
• 27:09
  Another armor piercing grenade at what?
• 27:12
  A depth charge, Is it necessarily?
• 27:15
  No. No.
• 27:17
  Yeah, Is it not? Is 1.
• 27:18
  All right, well, I've I've, I've got two armor piercing grenades
• 27:21
  and a depth charge, you crazy bastard.
• 27:23
  All right. And what do we say like 300 for
• 27:27
  the lot? Sounds good to me.
• 27:30
  Cool. 300 And then you got any, like special shotgun ammo or you
• 27:39
  know, smart rocket ammo? I've got basics mark rockets,
• 27:44
  got some of those and I've got some more armor piercing shotgun
• 27:47
  ammo. I'll take.
• 27:49
  I'll take some of that too. Cool.
• 27:51
  So there's fifteen shots of that armor piercing shit, and then
• 27:55
  here are two rockets. Four of those.
• 27:58
  Cool SO400 all together. Yes, yeah.
• 28:02
  Yeah. Oh, and.
• 28:05
  There's a another six. There's another dusty box back
• 28:07
  here. One second.
• 28:11
  Got a torpedo? What the fuck am I going to do
• 28:13
  with a torpedo? Well, honestly, I mean, why
• 28:16
  don't you just give us the, give us that, you know?
• 28:19
  Give it to you. Roll.
• 28:22
  Roll something for that. No roll.
• 28:24
  If you want to give it to you, you roll for that roll, like
• 28:27
  Trading or Persuasion. OK, hold.
• 28:33
  On 18, yeah, fuck it, You can have the torpedo, I remember.
• 28:36
  What we going to do with it, Clyde come?
• 28:39
  On Clyde Who the fuck are you Clive with AV?
• 28:43
  Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm redo. That's right.
• 28:48
  TV headed twat, Right. He's just shit.
• 28:51
  Make sure you tap to pay and I'll see you later.
• 28:53
  Anything else? I I think that's all for us.
• 28:58
  All right, well, make sure you take yourself a free bottle of
• 29:00
  water as you leave. Oh, that's nice.
• 29:04
  Yeah, I get it from sore tooth. It's part of the union, so it's
• 29:07
  very clean. Oh, unions, right?
• 29:10
  Yeah. No, the shop union, you you guys
• 29:13
  helped us like you're in on it. Yeah.
• 29:16
  The The Better Business Bureau. We're we're oh wow, This one
• 29:21
  actually has the union label. Oh.
• 29:26
  Look for the union label retros. You turn around, you face the
• 29:32
  vending machine, and they're in the vending machine in a whole
• 29:35
  row. It's a buttload of Jizzner
• 29:37
  snaps. Well, I'm definitely getting
• 29:42
  myself some of them, Jizzner snaps.
• 29:44
  Jizzler snaps. Jizzner Jizzner.
• 29:49
  God, I love. I love, Jizzler snaps.
• 29:52
  Oh. I don't.
• 29:55
  Like the lemon flavour? I like the the white cream
• 30:00
  filling. Yeah.
• 30:02
  Oh look, look. Look at the logo.
• 30:03
  It's now has extra cheese. It sure does so.
• 30:07
  Much ginger. Well, that'll be good.
• 30:10
  If any of us get like, seasick, right?
• 30:12
  We should probably get that. Yes, couple of.
• 30:15
  Those we should all we should all eat some cheers before we
• 30:17
  get in the water. Yep.
• 30:20
  Yeah, that's. Well, they say not to eat, you
• 30:24
  know, wait 30 minutes before. After eating before swimming
• 30:28
  but. That's a rumour on the Internet.
• 30:31
  That's not true. Oh, all right.
• 30:34
  So retro. You buy one packet of chisnas
• 30:36
  snacks for everyone spending machine each.
• 30:43
  Each bag is 2 servings. Oh, I pay.
• 30:48
  I'm not as rich as everybody else, so that's cool.
• 30:51
  Bye, Clive. Have a good.
• 30:53
  Day See you later. Bye, bye, bye bye friends.
• 30:56
  Thank you for everything that you do.
• 30:59
  Thanks for your patience to us. Thanks for getting for
• 31:02
  continuing not to be shitty. Bye bye.
• 31:04
  Well, I'm. Going to try to make sure I get
• 31:10
  this torpedo on the top all right.
• 31:16
  Torpedo or depth chart? I have both.
• 31:21
  I'm coming in prepared a. Whole lot of explosives and you
• 31:26
  arrive outside of Rait's boats. Well, we've been here before.
• 31:35
  So I guess we'll just stroll right in and go through the shop
• 31:39
  out through the back to where the dock is and hopefully find
• 31:44
  Mr. Pie. Mr. Rait's first name PIE,
• 31:47
  right, Right, Right, Right, Right, right.
• 31:49
  Right, right. Bye.
• 31:51
  Let's just let's just hope nothing funny happens this time.
• 31:54
  Hey, hello. I go up to the front desk.
• 31:57
  We're just here to see Mr. Wright himself.
• 32:00
  You're it's me, Jeff. I'm I, I I It's really just me
• 32:04
  who works here. Oh sure, I am notoriously bad
• 32:07
  with faces. I.
• 32:09
  Also like live here as well. So once again, thank you for
• 32:12
  saving me from the bozos. The other day, Every time.
• 32:17
  We apologize for Jeb. He has face blindness.
• 32:20
  I've face blindness. That's right.
• 32:22
  Your. Hasn't been any other clown
• 32:25
  trouble around these parts since, has there?
• 32:28
  No, no, you've you've pretty much embarrassed them so.
• 32:32
  So you've been able to juggle everything?
• 32:33
  OK then. I do not appreciate.
• 32:37
  Oh man, Reggie, you are. You are getting better and
• 32:40
  better at those. I've I have.
• 32:42
  I've fixed my boat. And by boat I mean submersible
• 32:46
  of course. Oh so we can go on the top or
• 32:49
  underneath. I've retrofitted an OTEC hammer
• 32:52
  head multi purpose mini submarine.
• 32:55
  Oh well, yeah, if I fitted it, yeah, it's going to be real good
• 32:57
  then. Yeah, he is all it today, folks.
• 33:02
  Cool. Maya Yar.
• 33:05
  So we're ready to move out. Where the fuck are we going,
• 33:09
  Yar? To the briny deep again.
• 33:12
  Do not appreciate the potent Sir.
• 33:14
  You said you had coordinates, but you never gave them to me.
• 33:15
  Where we going? We're.
• 33:17
  Going, we're going coordinates, the other coordinates.
• 33:20
  Are they on the thing, on the messages that we got?
• 33:24
  Iona has coordinates. Ah, I have coordinates on my
• 33:28
  tile here. You're Oh dear.
• 33:30
  I don't know how to read this, yes.
• 33:32
  The M5, please. The M5?
• 33:33
  That's the one. OK.
• 33:35
  And are we just going up to the oil rig or?
• 33:38
  We are going below it. Oh, fuck, right.
• 33:42
  Well, my submersible can only go about 450 feet under.
• 33:47
  So how many yards really, really deep?
• 33:50
  We don't know. Fucking metric system.
• 34:02
  Sorry. Help myself on that one.
• 34:04
  That was a good one, that both of those jokes were good.
• 34:08
  So do you want to just get in the boat or do you have more
• 34:10
  information for me? I mean.
• 34:12
  Am I just dropping you off and fucking off or am I doing
• 34:15
  something else? Well, you're gonna wait for us?
• 34:17
  Of course. What?
• 34:18
  Yeah, It's like, do you have to, like, communicate from the
• 34:20
  surface and make sure we're all good?
• 34:23
  I mean we it's not dangerous, though.
• 34:26
  I'll be. I'll be safe.
• 34:27
  Now I don't remember signing that on the dotted line.
• 34:33
  Is there anything important I need to know?
• 34:34
  If we're going underwater places abandoned, there's probably
• 34:38
  nothing there. No, there are turrets.
• 34:41
  What? And there's depth charges.
• 34:44
  Oh, fork. But I I also have a depth charge
• 34:47
  right here. Oh.
• 34:49
  Noise. Oh, and I got AI.
• 34:51
  Got a torpedo on the back of the of Vanna White too.
• 34:54
  Holy shit. Fire torpedoes.
• 34:57
  Got a torpedo on the back of Vanna White?
• 34:59
  Well, go get it. Bring it here.
• 35:01
  All right, I'll go get the torpedo.
• 35:03
  You go and get the torpedo. You bring it back and it it's
• 35:06
  it's now that you're holding in your hand.
• 35:08
  In this light, it's smaller than you thought it would attach to
• 35:10
  your rocket launcher, and you could fire it underwater.
• 35:13
  Oh yeah, Maybe I'll just hold on to this for right now.
• 35:16
  Your That's a baby torpedo. I like that like a Caterpillar
• 35:20
  of the sea. That's.
• 35:22
  Oh, that's that's exactly what it says on there.
• 35:24
  It says the cat, it says the. Caterpillar of the.
• 35:26
  Sea. Yeah, right.
• 35:28
  So you want me to We're not going to the surface.
• 35:31
  You want a map or something? Yeah, I'll give him the
• 35:33
  schematics. Just just give him the oil
• 35:36
  require. That's what I did.
• 35:37
  Oh. OK, you're OK.
• 35:38
  Service, right? OK.
• 35:40
  Mines. Oh shit.
• 35:41
  I told you. OK.
• 35:43
  It's going to have to take some skillful piloting.
• 35:49
  Well, that's why we're hiring you.
• 35:50
  Yeah, it's a good thing I disabled the restrictive Sis
• 35:53
  that help you pilot the soap. Fuck that shit.
• 35:56
  Do it all manually. Do I know if it's good or bad
• 35:59
  that fills you with unease? Does anyone have a jizz jizz and
• 36:03
  her stabs left? I feel a little sick.
• 36:06
  I've got a spare one. I have a couple.
• 36:08
  Thank you, Vendel. Appreciate that.
• 36:10
  You're welcome. You've got a bit of my jizz on
• 36:13
  jizz. That was so good.
• 36:24
  Oh. You mean you've got a little
• 36:26
  jizz nurse snap on your on your lip just there?
• 36:29
  Well, I mean not lip on your CD drive.
• 36:31
  Just wipe it off retro. You're quite.
• 36:35
  Clean. God.
• 36:38
  All right. I'm sorry about this.
• 36:39
  I just. I don't know why everybody
• 36:41
  thinks that jizz nurse nuts are so funny.
• 36:43
  Quite tasty. I like the way they feel as they
• 36:46
  swallow. God, I need to stop.
• 36:49
  Right over that shit. Let's get out of here.
• 36:53
  He just fucking leaves and goes towards the boat and you head
• 36:56
  out to the docks and out to the sub will get inside and as you
• 37:02
  get inside there's enough space for you all.
• 37:05
  There are seats in the inside, and some of the seats actually
• 37:07
  sit in a little turret position, so you can shoot from this
• 37:11
  little turret. And there's a space on top of it
• 37:14
  that you can stand out in the open and fire from an outside
• 37:17
  turret. But it needs to be manned, and
• 37:19
  since you're underwater, that person would have to be using a
• 37:21
  rebreather or some kind of suit, and it can go pretty fast.
• 37:26
  If one of you wants to give up shooting, you could help drive
• 37:29
  and then you'd be able to avoid things better, but that's up to
• 37:31
  you. All right, so where's everybody
• 37:36
  sitting? Dibs on Navigator.
• 37:39
  Going to be honest, first I'm on the water.
• 37:41
  For your Julie here. So I'm going to go ahead and be
• 37:46
  as close to the edge of the boats possible, so when the
• 37:53
  inevitable hurling starts, it'll just go right out that.
• 37:58
  Explains the Dramamine OK. Jeb, you do know so under the
• 38:04
  water, right? You do realize this is a sealed
• 38:07
  vehicle, right? Will I imagine we'd be up on the
• 38:10
  surface for. Through the window that doesn't
• 38:13
  exist, just. OK, well then hand me a bag,
• 38:17
  Captain, and send me. Bags.
• 38:20
  Sick bags are underneath your seat.
• 38:22
  Sick bags are underneath your seat.
• 38:24
  Oh, there we go. English hard.
• 38:27
  Oh, great. Don't hold the sick for too long
• 38:29
  since the bag is biodegradable. I guess I'll sit somewhere in
• 38:34
  the middle. All right.
• 38:36
  So Jeb, you're rolling on that that turret right over there,
• 38:41
  you carpal, are you going to sit on that turret?
• 38:44
  Yep. Yes, I am.
• 38:46
  Aye, aye, captain. Oh, I like that.
• 38:50
  You could guess what. Yes.
• 38:52
  Can I take a sonar? Position, Sir?
• 38:55
  Absolutely. All right.
• 38:56
  This is great. You all being part of the team,
• 38:58
  That's good. Yes, excellent.
• 38:59
  So because I don't have an A, any AIS controlling the ship,
• 39:04
  we'll have to do it. So you and me, retro.
• 39:07
  We're going to be zooming around underwater, cowboy.
• 39:13
  If you see anything big, come close to the ship, shoot it.
• 39:16
  Because on that plans it looked like they had those, those mines
• 39:20
  and they can drift towards us and that'll be dangerous.
• 39:23
  You know what, I'm really glad we're not going on the surface
• 39:25
  because there's been a few pirates out there recently.
• 39:28
  I'm glad that we won't be getting into a fight with them.
• 39:33
  No, because you're you're our only captain and you feel the
• 39:38
  submarine come to life as the propellers and engines spool up
• 39:44
  and the submersible drives out into the ocean on the surface.
• 39:49
  You told me when you want us to submerge.
• 39:52
  OK, I think we're we'll go a little bit without needing to
• 39:59
  submerge now, right? Sounds good.
• 40:01
  Yeah. All right.
• 40:03
  Everybody. Well, no, you retro man.
• 40:06
  Oh, roll for it. Sure, I'm going to roll.
• 40:11
  And Jeb roll Resist Torture drugs.
• 40:13
  Dang, that was pretty good. 29 and 12 Jeb, you managed to hold
• 40:21
  your your stomach. Oh boy, it's coming up but out
• 40:27
  of. Control Out of control.
• 40:32
  Here's another just a snap if you need it.
• 40:35
  I do. Thank you.
• 40:36
  Appreciate that. And you come to a little space
• 40:41
  underwater and you can see a bunch of depth charges and
• 40:44
  turrets in the distance retro. You've rolled high enough that
• 40:48
  none of the turrets have seen you, because that's a 29.
• 40:51
  You can choose what to do at this moment.
• 40:54
  Let's keep close to the walls. Hopefully.
• 40:57
  Maybe we'll. Kind of meld in with the seawall
• 41:02
  and the whatever sonar detectors they have won't notice us if we
• 41:06
  go at a slow pace. What do you think, Captain?
• 41:11
  All right. Quarter Head full.
• 41:14
  You can. Hear the depths of the water
• 41:18
  ushering. Around here.
• 41:19
  All right. Gently.
• 41:21
  No, gently. Easy does it.
• 41:25
  Here we go. Boogly.
• 41:27
  Boogly. Tell.
• 41:29
  Oh, I'm rolling good today. Yeah.
• 41:33
  Yes, you managed to. Oh.
• 41:39
  What? Did somebody see something on
• 41:41
  the radar? What am I?
• 41:44
  I'm not looking bad, it's pretty bad.
• 41:48
  It's not great. It's like Minesweeper.
• 41:50
  Oh boy, should we start shooting them or just kind of stay the
• 41:56
  course? Can we stay in this a straight
• 42:01
  line and don't drift at all? We should make it perfectly past
• 42:06
  everything unless they drifted to us.
• 42:10
  You drift a bit further between the mines as you get closer the
• 42:15
  vehicle. Exits.
• 42:17
  Its way NA little bit in the water closer to one of the mines
• 42:22
  you see it starts to drift towards the sub.
• 42:27
  Oh, that's not good, is he? Lord, no, we should.
• 42:32
  Are we able to veer? Oh, right.
• 42:38
  No, right veer, right. Is that after port?
• 42:41
  Fuck, where do I Where do I go, Retro?
• 42:46
  Roll roll. C Vehicle Tech No Roll C Vehicle
• 42:52
  Driving. I like tech better.
• 42:55
  Tough shit. We're driving it now.
• 42:57
  Civil. The mine comes dangerously close
• 43:08
  to the front of the sun. It's going to explode unless you
• 43:14
  do something. God damn it, Binary, you're
• 43:17
  causing my heart to actually hurt right now.
• 43:24
  I'm actually getting anxiety right now from.
• 43:29
  This. See.
• 43:29
  We just shoot it then. Whose?
• 43:32
  Whose port side? I don't know.
• 43:35
  I'm. I'm on the left, that's.
• 43:38
  You Jeb. Oh, shoot it.
• 43:41
  OK. 16 Yes, that's a good roll. That is a good roll.
• 43:47
  If you'd roll 15 or less, you would have caused it to explode.
• 43:51
  But instead sort of trick shot a bullet or two off the top of
• 43:55
  this mine and it starts to spin, causing it to stay right where
• 44:00
  it is. Oh boy.
• 44:03
  The sub drifts past the mine. OK, I did not like that.
• 44:10
  Oh shit. That was a close one.
• 44:14
  Good shot, cowboy. We're safe.
• 44:16
  Looks like you might be useful after all.
• 44:18
  Oh, thank Deb. My kidneys hurt.
• 44:22
  I'll just lower the ship a little bit.
• 44:24
  I'm sure that'll be Oh no, mine. Oh no.
• 44:32
  Who's on? Who's on the right side?
• 44:33
  The aft aft Port Starburn would be me, Captain.
• 44:38
  I'm gonna shoot it. As soon as I find heavy weapons,
• 44:41
  I'm gonna shoot it. Oh, God.
• 44:45
  Oh, no. It's a bad day.
• 44:49
  On roll 20. It's a.
• 44:50
  Bad. Wait, Wait.
• 44:51
  Wait. Wait.
• 44:51
  Wait. Wait.
• 44:52
  Wait. Wait.
• 44:52
  Wait. I might have inspiration.
• 44:54
  Hold on, hold on. I might have been.
• 44:56
  I do. Actually I have an.
• 44:57
  Expiration. I will reroll.
• 44:58
  All right. And for this reroll, I'm
• 45:01
  actually going to put two points of luck in two wives.
• 45:05
  Yeah, it's better. Much better.
• 45:07
  Yeah, you roll an 11 and as it comes towards the ship you
• 45:13
  manage to shoot it pretty square and it gets pushed back deeper
• 45:17
  into the ocean and explodes. You feel the shockwave of the
• 45:23
  explosion. At the ground.
• 45:25
  But because you rolled over A10, it doesn't cause any of the
• 45:29
  other mines to explode. It has caused a tiny bit of
• 45:33
  structural damage to the boat. Not enough to make it sink, but
• 45:35
  enough to make you feel uncomfortable as you hear it
• 45:38
  creak. Good fucking Lord, Jesus, your
• 45:42
  fuck. I literally just said shivers go
• 45:44
  up and down my body. What's going on?
• 45:48
  All right. That was a close one.
• 45:50
  Nice one, Corporal. Thank you, Captain.
• 45:53
  And you move forward. Now this last bit is going to
• 45:56
  take a little finessing in the distance.
• 45:58
  In the depths beneath the redshift of the water, you can
• 46:02
  see the shadow of your destination, the staging area
• 46:06
  underneath the oil rig. To get into this area, you're
• 46:10
  going to have to be pretty delicate.
• 46:12
  Because if you. Remember on your schematic there
• 46:15
  are a few turrets there, so retro.
• 46:18
  Roll Stealth and Pilot C vehicle.
• 46:23
  Oh, boy. Oh, God.
• 46:25
  All right, let's let's do stealth first.
• 46:28
  All right, now let's do Pilot C vehicle 1st, and I'm going to
• 46:31
  put three points of luck into this, OK?
• 46:33
  Ten. Yes, very good.
• 46:35
  You managed to get just to the very bottom of the sub's limit
• 46:40
  in terms of pressure. You feel it Creek around you.
• 46:43
  It takes a little bit more damage because you went a bit
• 46:46
  too low. Come underneath the turret,
• 46:50
  rolling a crit +7 for 21 and entering the oil rig staging
• 46:56
  area completely silently. You've made it into this first
• 47:01
  step of oil rig M5. I don't know why, but I have a
• 47:06
  sinking feeling. Next time on no latency.
• 47:25
  Delve out. I'm getting plank onto the dock
• 47:28
  and I can just feel the pressure of the compressed air down here.
• 47:31
  Okay, there's a couple of wet suits here, so and a rebreather,
• 47:34
  so we need some extra stuff. At least we know it's here.
• 47:37
  Should we have retro go in and you know, take a look at this
• 47:40
  padlock or something, see if there's an alarm and behind the
• 47:42
  glass is a desk and there is someone sitting at the desk.
• 47:47
  I I have an idea actually. I'm getting a little light
• 47:50
  headed from the alcohol smells so strong.
• 47:52
  I'd like to help just by sending good vibes.
• 47:56
  This is. Kind of a lot.
• 47:58
  Yeah, I think Tim's pretty pretty, pretty excited to get in
• 48:01
  there. Am I Tim or Eric?
• 48:03
  I forgot. Well, I'm.
• 48:05
  I'm Tim. You must be Eric.
• 48:07
  The coast is clear. Jeb's handling the last of the
• 48:11
  guys in there, and then we should be good.
• 48:13
  Let me double check. All right.
• 48:15
  All right, let's go. I'm following you.
• 48:18
  Well, that was a close one. Guys, I can't open the door.
• 48:44
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• 48:48
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• 49:26
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