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Ask The CLO, Wrong Thought, Lip Gloss, Marriage Advice and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all all looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them like the million things and its not true. Good
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  Speaker 1: string together for st please, I don't join me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn be hurting. You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn you love, got to turn them
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  Speaker 1: out to turn turn the water the water. Ya come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing now. Uh huh, I show will
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  Speaker 1: come on to everybody. Do y'all listen to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got radio still, Steve Harvey got a radio or show.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes when I chuckle like that reminds me of my
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  Speaker 1: oldest brother to pass the where he used to laugh
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  Speaker 1: like that. It's kind of funny how jeans get passed
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  Speaker 1: down through the line. I don't know why I told
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  Speaker 1: y'all that, just sot to share with you. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: As always, always kind of ask God to help me,
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  Speaker 1: you know, um and and and and I had I
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  Speaker 1: had gotten off track a little bit because one of
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  Speaker 1: the principles of success I want to share with you
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  Speaker 1: all today is a law of attraction. And that is
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  Speaker 1: a very very serious principle. It cannot be ignored the
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  Speaker 1: law of attraction. And I'm not going to be able
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  Speaker 1: to explain it to you as well as the book
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  Speaker 1: Secrets can, or as well as some people. I can
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  Speaker 1: only articulate it to you the way that I see it.
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  Speaker 1: The law of attraction is very, very real. The law
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  Speaker 1: of attraction is a principle of success. It is something
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  Speaker 1: that everyone has to adhere to. Now, whether you know
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction or not, it does not make
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  Speaker 1: it not exists for you. This is the case where
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  Speaker 1: ignorance is not the excuse. The fact that no one
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  Speaker 1: told it to you. There is no pass for this one.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that you never heard it before it does
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  Speaker 1: not allow you to do it any other way. So
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  Speaker 1: let me see if I can put it to you
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  Speaker 1: best I can. The law of attraction, the law of attraction,
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  Speaker 1: to put it real simple, is the thing that you
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  Speaker 1: focus on, the thing that you talk about, the thing
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  Speaker 1: that you think of, is the thing that you draw
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  Speaker 1: to you. It's what you attract to you. That's basically
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction. The thing that you talk about,
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you think about, the thing that you
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  Speaker 1: focus on, whatever it is that is what you attract.
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  Speaker 1: The law of attraction does not differentiate from positive and negative.
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  Speaker 1: It only does what it does. What I am saying
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  Speaker 1: is this in the law of attraction, no matter what
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  Speaker 1: you think of, no matter what occupies your time, no
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  Speaker 1: matter what you say, or no matter what the focus is,
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  Speaker 1: positive or negative, the law of attraction knows neither one.
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  Speaker 1: It just attracts it. So let's use some examples here.
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  Speaker 1: I can just your best example. Always uses me that way.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got to figure out nothing. I can just
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  Speaker 1: tell you my side of it. I was in a
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  Speaker 1: lot of debt one time in my life, as before
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  Speaker 1: any of you knew me, so you can understand. In
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  Speaker 1: case you're not think I don't. I don't want you
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  Speaker 1: to think that this conversation is about your income level,
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  Speaker 1: cause it's not. It doesn't matter what the income level
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  Speaker 1: you are. The law of attraction works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.
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  Speaker 1: It just works that way. Okay, here's the deal. I
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  Speaker 1: kept saying, man, this debt is killing me. I got
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  Speaker 1: to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,
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  Speaker 1: to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I kept talking about debt and you know
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  Speaker 1: what it kept doing. It kept attracting debt to me.
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  Speaker 1: So guess what I could get out? That's all? Is
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  Speaker 1: that crazy? That is an amazing law to understand. What
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  Speaker 1: turned it around for me was I started claiming a
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  Speaker 1: life of abundance. God, I am seeking a life of abundance.
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  Speaker 1: I want to have more than enough. I want to
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  Speaker 1: be able to help other people. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: have a law of attraction so that I be able
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  Speaker 1: to provide my family the lifestyle that I want to
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  Speaker 1: provide them. I want heavily, father, to be able to
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  Speaker 1: be an example of your goodness and your grace in
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  Speaker 1: my life. That is what I started saying. And guess what,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I started attractive. I'm going to have a
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  Speaker 1: great relationship with my children. I'm going to be the
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  Speaker 1: father that I always wanted to be. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be a good father. I'm going to be a good husband.
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  Speaker 1: But now I am going to do the right things.
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  Speaker 1: I am going to be the type of example that
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  Speaker 1: my sons can look no further and go. I can
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  Speaker 1: be like my dad. I want to be able to
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  Speaker 1: be a place, a beacon of light and hope for
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  Speaker 1: my daughters to come to that's what I started saying.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I started attracting to my life. The law
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  Speaker 1: of attraction does not care if you want it to
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  Speaker 1: be positive or negative. The law of attraction just attracts
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is. You focus on, what you think about,
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  Speaker 1: the words that come out your mouth. You cannot overlook
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  Speaker 1: this principle of success and expect to make it because
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  Speaker 1: of the fact that you've never heard of the law
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  Speaker 1: of attraction, because of the fact that you don't know
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  Speaker 1: how it really operates. It does not make it not
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  Speaker 1: exist in your day. You can start today attracting the
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  Speaker 1: right things to your life by changing what you say,
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  Speaker 1: what you think, what you focus on. Change the focus,
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  Speaker 1: change the thought, change the words that come out your mouth,
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  Speaker 1: and guess what you change what you attract to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to ask yourself, why is it? Man? Man,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Somebody said the Bishop Jake's
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  Speaker 1: one time. They said, man, everything you touch turns to gold.
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  Speaker 1: He said, no, I just don't touch everything. Man, This
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  Speaker 1: it's crazy. Come on, man, he has a focus. He
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  Speaker 1: has a focus. See, he ain't just everywhere. Bring me
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  Speaker 1: any idea, let me try that. No, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: he has a focus. He has a law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: that's working, where he's attracting things to his life that
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  Speaker 1: that's positive that he can't ask not to say, Bishop James,
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  Speaker 1: don't have problems because we talk often and man, he
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  Speaker 1: have them. Oh please understand. And he not trying to
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  Speaker 1: attract the problems. But what he will attract is the
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  Speaker 1: proper solution for the problem. And ain't that all you need? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 1: God did not say that it would be easy. He
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  Speaker 1: just said he would be with you. And if God
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  Speaker 1: is with you, who can be against you? God will
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  Speaker 1: make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man, His
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  Speaker 1: word is true. He do what he say he gonna do. Now,
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  Speaker 1: all we got to do is do some of what
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  Speaker 1: we say. We ain't gonna do everything, just do some
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  Speaker 1: of what we say. Okay, here's a deal. God is
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  Speaker 1: going to do everything he say he gonna to you,
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  Speaker 1: and I just got to do some of the stuff
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  Speaker 1: we say we're gonna do because he already know we
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do all of them. He clear on that.
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  Speaker 1: He clear on that. All right, thank you you're listening. Show,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Undivided attention is all that's required to
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  Speaker 1: hear nothing more. Uh, just not necessary to have good sense. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's not necessary to have common sense. Uh. Degrees are
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  Speaker 1: not needed. Um, anything of any value. You just don't
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  Speaker 1: need it. Just just need you listening. Because this is
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We need you to be
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  Speaker 1: open minded and receptive to the foolishness that's about to
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  Speaker 1: go down. Ladies and gentlemen. This is thus Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Make no mistake about it. Ain't no other
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  Speaker 1: one batter than this hill. Let's get the stakes out.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strong, Hey, good morning, Steve. Kick it on over
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  Speaker 1: the caller for real. Good morning, Steve. Hey, Chris, bring
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  Speaker 1: it on in to the impressionable care Junior spaces morning. Uncle,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here and the king of foolishness, Ladies and gentlemen, Nephew, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, but no, that's how
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  Speaker 1: you started. I love it. Let's go kick this morning.
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  Speaker 1: All Yeah? Yeah, everything good? Yeah? How about with you?
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  Speaker 1: How are you selling? I feel pretty good? Man? Feel
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  Speaker 1: pretty good? Um, I'm just like really really fine. You know. No,
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to think of how to describe it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, man, how often you count
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  Speaker 1: your money though, like once a week once they're a
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  Speaker 1: two weeks. Now you go look at it and look
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  Speaker 1: at your zero? Did you get what he said, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever do that. You don't never go look
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  Speaker 1: at like when you first okay, Greg, when you first
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  Speaker 1: got it, you go look at it. Well, when is
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  Speaker 1: it that it'll be where you can go see it
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  Speaker 1: viewing at least online? You know, you go pull up
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  Speaker 1: your bank act. Oh, I thought you meant like look
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  Speaker 1: at the actual money. Yeah, just put it up to
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  Speaker 1: say okay, no, I look at my bank accounts. You know. Well,
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  Speaker 1: do you ever call down and say I want one
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  Speaker 1: out bank right now? At the nay, I'm just playing.
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  Speaker 1: Well if you do, if you threaten me, I've done
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  Speaker 1: that before. If you threaten oh yeah, if you talk
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  Speaker 1: to me crazy, yeah, yeah, I throw you into something
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  Speaker 1: I want get too? How many it brings trucks? Is
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  Speaker 1: that ain't gonna take on that. I ain't never really
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  Speaker 1: had to do it to set once and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: had that much, but I had enough down there to
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  Speaker 1: be effective. So bank talk to me crazy one time? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just said, all right, no problem, just let me
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  Speaker 1: have my money. You gotta have talk to him. Matter,
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  Speaker 1: let me talk to him, so I'll be down in
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  Speaker 1: all two thirty It all in cash. There's about six
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  Speaker 1: people in my house that evening. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: this together. Who said something to him? We're straightening us
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  Speaker 1: out right on. Who the hills? The former employee here,
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  Speaker 1: who made this mistake? I said it correctly, the former
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  Speaker 1: employee here. Because you're done, all right, listen, Yeah, coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two after the hour, the CLLO, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: everybody get out to wait. I might not allow advice,
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  Speaker 1: you won't. Everybody stay back. That's the CLO coming up
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Stry Morning show time
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  Speaker 1: now for the Chief Love Officer. The CLLO answering your questions, ready,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Reddy. This one is from Marissa from Greenville, Mississippi.
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  Speaker 1: She says, I am twenty eight years old and I
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  Speaker 1: have a twenty nine year old boyfriend that just might
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  Speaker 1: be the perfect man for me if his breath wasn't
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  Speaker 1: so foul. She said, I prayed for a good man,
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  Speaker 1: and I believe this is who God sent me. But
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  Speaker 1: God forgot to fix his bad breath first. Is this
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  Speaker 1: an easy fix? And if so, how do I tell
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  Speaker 1: him without ruining his ego, well, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: hurt him now. There ain't no soft way to be.
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  Speaker 1: You got bad breath, you know, it really is really
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  Speaker 1: not He's gonna take a hit, but it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how long you've been dating me, but this is
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  Speaker 1: something where you can just say, hey, look, I really
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  Speaker 1: really care for you. Oh my god, I think you're
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  Speaker 1: absolutely fabulous. But I want you to just think about something.
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  Speaker 1: Your breath is a little strong. Just use the word strong.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say stink monkey ass, smell like hot garbage. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be in there, you know, talking about you know, no mouse,
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  Speaker 1: smell like you know, like out do you know out house?
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  Speaker 1: Don't I say I've told some people like that. Hey man, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: your breath smell like a sewage pipe. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to go there. So what you want to do is
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  Speaker 1: you want to say, listen to me, sweetie, I really
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  Speaker 1: care about you, and I love you a lot. I
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  Speaker 1: think you're a fabulous guy. I don't know if anybody's
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  Speaker 1: ever told you this, but your breath is a little strong.
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  Speaker 1: Now do do you do you want me to help
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  Speaker 1: you make a dent disappointment? Because if you. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: get this corrected out because your career, your job. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want anything to happen to you, because people may
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  Speaker 1: be talking about you behind your back. As anybody ever
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  Speaker 1: said this to you, Well, now anybody said it to me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm saying it to you because I care about you,
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  Speaker 1: and that's the only way you have to be. He's
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  Speaker 1: a man, he'll be Okay, his ego gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: little bit brute, but his ass gonna get up in
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  Speaker 1: there and start testing himself. A lot of guys, so
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  Speaker 1: most people got bad breath. They don't even know it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. Nobody got up close enough to tell him,
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  Speaker 1: well you can't. I can't say nothing to him because
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  Speaker 1: most people what you're supposed to do. Then if he realized,
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  Speaker 1: I hold on, whoa, whoa, I care about you. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't tell you this to start a fight on an argument.
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  Speaker 1: I told you this to bring us closer together. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be closer to you, and I don't want
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  Speaker 1: nothing coming between us. Right now, what's wrong with my breath?
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  Speaker 1: See you know what you're gonna do now? Baby, baby, baby,
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  Speaker 1: how I'll stop with all them ws, all them Peace signds,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna stop all that pushing out? Why I
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  Speaker 1: got to stop? Why because look at my eyebrows. You
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  Speaker 1: see him in my hands. I want him own my face. Okay, Sherley,
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  Speaker 1: next question, All right, all right, this is from Dantes
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  Speaker 1: from Waco, Texas. Says yeah, Dantes, Right, Uncle Steve. I
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  Speaker 1: loaned a young lady I was dating one thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: about six months ago to help her pay some bills,
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  Speaker 1: and she promised to pay me back. I broke up
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  Speaker 1: with her last month because she is trifling and planning
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  Speaker 1: a trip to Florida with her girls for spring break,
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  Speaker 1: knowing she still owes me money. What kind of advice
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  Speaker 1: can you give me so I can get my money
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  Speaker 1: from this woman? Well, listen to this now. The key
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  Speaker 1: word in this sentence Dantes. What's his name? Yeah, Dantes, Dantes,
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  Speaker 1: you said she's trifling. Now, you tried to help the
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  Speaker 1: woman out by giving her some money for her bills.
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  Speaker 1: She said she'd pay you back, but she didn't already
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  Speaker 1: went on spring break with some friends. She's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: pay you back. Now, you can spend a lot of
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  Speaker 1: time going after this girl and burn a lot of
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  Speaker 1: energy up. All you can do like I do when
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  Speaker 1: people owe me money, I buy them out of my
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  Speaker 1: life and sometimes you just have to purchase them away
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  Speaker 1: from you. Ain't no lesson like a bought lesson, and
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  Speaker 1: you've paid for this lesson first of all, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: and you've you've given somebody some money who you should
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  Speaker 1: not have trusted. Or now, let's be real to Dante's
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  Speaker 1: you gave her money because you was on it. Yes, sir,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: you gave her money because you were sleeping with her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why I do it. Yeah, that's why you gave
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  Speaker 1: her money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not real, young junior, old Tom.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's why. Because you were sleeping with him, and
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  Speaker 1: that's why you gave her the money. Now you're not
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  Speaker 1: sleeping with her back and you want the money, but
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: if you were still sleeping with her, you wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: sweating about the money. Let's just have this conversation. So
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  Speaker 1: now it's over. Write it off, lost column, don't do
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  Speaker 1: it again. But you're gonna spend a lot of energy
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  Speaker 1: chasing person that you can't track down for money, because
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  Speaker 1: all you got a small claims court and then you
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  Speaker 1: got to have paperwork something that says she was gonna
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  Speaker 1: pay you back that old I promised to pay you back,
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  Speaker 1: as he says, she said, I thought he gave it
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  Speaker 1: to me since we were sleeping together. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: that to be said in court. Okay, let it go done,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right, Steve, This is from Douglas from Salisbury, Maryland.
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  Speaker 1: It says I'm a twenty five year old man and
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend's fifteen years older than me. Our relationship is amazing,
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  Speaker 1: except for one problem. My girlfriend's daughter wants me. She
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  Speaker 1: is twenty one years old and she's gorgeous. When I'm
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  Speaker 1: over at the house, she will flirt and or flash
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  Speaker 1: her breasts at me when her mom isn't around. I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting more and more attempted to see what's up with
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend's daughter. How can I get this girl to
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  Speaker 1: leave me alone? Steve? Okay, first of all, sir, let's
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: have a real conversation. You didn't write this letter to
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  Speaker 1: find out how to leave her alone. Because you said
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  Speaker 1: you're getting more and more attempted to see what's up
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  Speaker 1: with this girl. You said your your relationship is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: You don't really mean that there's something wrong with it.
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  Speaker 1: Because this twenty one year old girl is tempting it,
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  Speaker 1: and the twenty one year old girl don't care for
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  Speaker 1: the relationship. And as her mama, she trifling. If you
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  Speaker 1: go with her, you're going with a trifling person. But
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  Speaker 1: you tempted because you ain't really sold on your mamma.
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  Speaker 1: You said it's amazing, but it really ain't go. Good
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  Speaker 1: luck Pardner, all right, you can lie to everybody, but
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  Speaker 1: you can't lie to Uncle Steve. Good to see HARVEYFM
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back right after this. You're listening right now,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew to run that prank back.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: What you got for is nev. Your wife is fine
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: as here it's crazy God, your wife fine? Is hey? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: One more team your wife find it? He running? Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Daryl. Yeah, this is Darrel hor
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  Speaker 1: is this and tell how you're doing. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Alonzo man Um for liquor distributing company. I do a
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  Speaker 1: district liquor distribution. How are you doing today? I'm pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty good man. What can I do for you? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're putting together a big, bigg event man with vodka
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  Speaker 1: and they're throwing They're throwing a huge pool party. And
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I've been I'm in the liquor business man.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I've been doing it for quite some years now. And
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: you know, we're always trying to do different type of
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: publicity and really get to hype up. And what we're
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: trying to do, man, is really get people to come
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: out to this fashion party because it's the first quarter
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty. We wanted to be a one to remember.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: And uh, I know no, no, no, no, no, no
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: no no, no, you're I go to the bank, I
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: go to the bank where your where your wife's work
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: set Kindred and Okay, what we're trying to do is
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: have I mean, we want our fire and Slash poster
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: to be something really really memorable, something that's gonna really
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: draw people in. And you have this. This thing's gonna
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: be all over social media the whole nine yards. So
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: we're trying to see. You know, buddy of mine told
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: me that he kind of knew of you or had
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: a had a number on you, and I was like, cool,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: let me reach out to him. He was He told me.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: You were Kendra's husband, so I want my husband. So
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I don't understand what my wife's got to do it
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: this whole thing. Okay, what I'm trying to do is
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: see if you were cool with Kindred being on our fire. Man.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I mean because your wife is finish, so we want
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to put her on the fire. And what you mean
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: my wife is finish? What do you mean? Well? Who
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: are you gonna call me up and talk about my wife? Vine?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: It's wrong with you, brother, brother, it's this. It's a
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: respect thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you crops, it's croups.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm giving bropping out what you need man, because it
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: don't sound right. Dude, we're trying to get your wife.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: We want to give her to a photo shoot in
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a Portini so we can put it how. No, you
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: ain't using my wife and no porkini to put on
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: no fly you want your damn mind. It's my wife's man,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: respect me. Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: on man. Why are you tripping like this? Bro? Why
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: are you tripping like little wife? My wife ain't gonna
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: be no damn no flying for no the party. Man
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: with the you think this is what the wrong with you. Okay, bro, bro,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you know what, man, I tried to call you and
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: give you to respect. I mean I didn't sound like
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: what well Okay, look I didn't call for no argument.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I just I just talked to Kendra. When I go
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to the space to far and see if she want
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: to do. Oh oh, he's gonna go to my wife's
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: job at the bank. That's what she's gonna do. Okay.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I'm ain't gonna do this because I'll be too and
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I don't make a deposit with my foot, you know.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Okay, Okay, hold on, man, we paying We're
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: playing five thousand dollars for the photos. Okaya, what you paying?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: No amount of money's gonna let me put my wife,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the mother of my children on the posted and no
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: for Kunny. I don't care how much you can kiss
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: my ass befall. Let you do that, okay, okay, bro, okay,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: So this I ain't gonna really go back and forth
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: with you. Man. I was calling you trying to be
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: a man. Okay, Well, I'm trying to be man the
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: man with you just you know, throw the opportunity at you.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm now you throwing it back up you was with disrespect.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I wasn't showing me for my wife's to be a
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: ste now. No, I don't want none of that. Okay, man, No,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: your wife find is hell? People are you need to
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: quit telling me how fine my wife is. Okay, gave
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: you my phone number in the first place I got. Hey, man,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: evidently that's all mulling forted, just all right, I don't
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: even matter. Just one the boy do day. The issue
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: on the table is I want to take some pictures
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: of Kennedy. Let me know when you plan on going
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: to my wife's job at the bank. Let me know
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: when he's gonna bring your black down there so I
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: can be there. Okay, nobody calls another brother a fuck
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: about how fine it's. Wife says Okay, I told you no,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't get stopped right there, But you're gonna keep
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: all talking. I thought my wife okay. So let me
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: say this though, Tommy is the one that said your
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: wife was fine as hell. That's the one brought all
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: into our attention at the meeting. Tommy is the one
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: that said your wife was fine as hell. Though frommy
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: just Tommy, Tommy said your wife is fine as hell.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: That's what Tommy can get hit too. Who is Tommy?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: You don't you take your wife to work in the morning?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Let me know, and he's gonna bring your black down there? Okay.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: And what y'all be What y'all be listening to on
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the way to work? What radio station y'all be listening to?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: We've been listening to this nephew timing baby, Steve Hay.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't about to get your hey man, your wife
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Kender got me to prank you, bro, Wait till I
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: see my wife got my blood pressure up? Oh man?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: She told me, she said, we listen to y'all every
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: morning on the way to work. He drops me off
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and he goes to work. She said, Tommy, you got
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: to get it. I said, you can't. Let me know. What.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: What do he love the most? She say me, I
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: don't know about that right now. It's love you man,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: oh man, We love you back. Baby. Keep listening to
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Steve Harmy morning. So tell me this, broblem what is
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Man? What is it? Darrel?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: It's Steve Harmy with nephew Tommy. How do you feel
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: about it? That woman? I feel nervous but that's what
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like. I feel nervous. Good words always, that's
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: how he does. Yes, if I don't go too far,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: then we're not doing anything right right, Your wife is
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: fine as hell. Ain't too far. That's right there where
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: we need to be. That's actually is that not a compliment? Exactly? Man? God,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: don't I mean you can talk somebody. I want you
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: to continue down this road in twenty twenty, because it's
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be the year right here, just stay right for
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you at nice for twenty twenty. You're talking to me
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and about their talking to me and about their wives.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: This is the perfect to twenty twenty. I won't see twenty.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: That brings me to another question. Since we just finished,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: asked Steve not too longer? Can I just ask you
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: one question? How long should you date somebody before you
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: meet the spile? Wait? What stupid, I'm gonna do that
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: one more time. How long should you dank somebody before
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you meet the spot? Yeah? Now, you they always say,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: as Steve, I'm asking Steve, try to meet the man
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: as soon as possible. That so you can get a
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: clear understanding of what the health feel. All right, listen,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: coming up at the time of the hours and entertaining
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: and national news and maybe even more, asked Steve, right
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to show Steve, your nephew came
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: up with a fun new segment for you. Come on,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: tell me what you got. I got a new segment
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: called fill in the blank, Steve. Fill in the blank, Steve.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: So I know what I'm saying. Yeah, I start the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: sentence off and then I stopped unking. You feel you feel,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Linda blank? All right? All right, I'm ready. I spend
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: way too much money on my wife that you were
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: gonna say that, I mean, how you really feel? All right?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: All right on here go. The sex was going great
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: until I called a cramp in your leg? All right?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Here he broke my heart, So I broke her window.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I like a calle question you got? All right? Let
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: me see. Uh. The best song to play at a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: wedding is taps. Yeah, pimp like funeral. That's your last
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: day of freedom home, Oh my god, the beginning of
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the great thing. When y'all ass ain't know what tapping? No,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I not know. Just because we work together don't mean
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: we posted to eat lunch at the same time. What what?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? That's because we were together. Don't
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: mean we can't take lunch at the same time. I
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: want to eat with you. I just work with you.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: We're not friends. I don't like my co workers like that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go eat every day? No him, No, we're
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: used to. He doesn't mean us. Oh okay, don't take
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Jesus just Joe. Yes, we eat all right? Alright, last one,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: last one. I wish I could slap the hell out
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of Donald Trump. Good answer, Sirday says, good answer. Just
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: reached back. Come on, tell me I know you got
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: a couple more, couple more minutes. Yes, dude, I wish
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I could slap the hell out he got an Ask
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: me again. I wish I could slap the hell out
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: of all Kelly. Yeah, several times. I wish I could
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: slap the hell out of If I could go back
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: in time in my life, I would go back to
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: the day I first got money. What was that special
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: about that day I finally got some after all your
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: work and being homeless and all of that. Other than that,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't going back to none of that hour. What
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: was the first time you bought Steve a lot of shoes?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I was in Shoptown mall in huge. Yes, yes, I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: bought full pair of gators at one time. How much
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: did that set you back? Steve? Who ain't about seven?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: One pair was eight seventy? Uh? Huh? Who? How was she?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Dretched out that I had about three thousand dollar work
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: for shoes right there? That's what that's what you know?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: You had money on three thousand dollars working shoes. You
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: couldn't talk to me and five the next show. All right, Steve,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: let's get to the news, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: trip Okay, thank you very much everybody, and good morning.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: This is an trip of the news. Contrary to a
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: recent New York Times article and the Associated Press, the
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: White House is claiming that President Trump had not been
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: briefed on intelligence reports had said that Russia was paying
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a bounty to Taliban militants to attack US forces in Afghanistan.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Both Democrats as well as Republicans on Capitol Hill demanding answers.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Republicans were briefed at the White House yesterday, Democrats supposedly today.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: White House Press Secretary Keiley Mcanenny insists the president knows nothing.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: There is no consensus within the intelligence community on these allegations,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and in effect, there are dissenting opinions from some in
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: the intelligence community with regards to the veracity of what's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: being reported. In the veracity of the underlying allegations continued
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to be evaluated. Well asked whether the information might have
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: been included in President's daily intelligence report, which all presidents
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: get in the morning and simply not read by Trump.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Mcanenney reportedly didn't answer that directly. In fact, Trump's critics
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: say his administration's defense in the matter sounds a lot
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: like his so called alternative facts. By the way, the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Kremlin calls the report a lie. Abortion rights to advocates
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: one of victory yesterday and the mostly right wing Supreme Court,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: thanks to Chief Justice John Roberts, who joined with the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: four liberals on the High Court to strike down a
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: law that was basically the same one that the justices
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: had invalidated four years ago. The Supreme Court struck down
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a Louisiana law which limited the ability to perform abortions
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: only the doctors with admitting privileges that nearby hospitals, and
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: because of that, two or maybe three local clinics would
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: have been forced to close because of that thing, and
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: they said, no, that's unconstitutional. Hospitalizations for the coronavirus have
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: increased in twenty three states. Daily deaths are up in fourteen.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Sixteen states have placed their reopening plans on pause. Meanwhile,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: the World Health Organization, which we no longer fund because
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: President Rump does not want us to, says the worst
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: is yet to come. Four men have been charged with
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: destruction of federal property but trying to pull down a
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: statue of former President Andrew Jackson near the White House.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Charges could bring finds as much of a quarter of
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: a million, thousand, ten years in prison. Jackson was a
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Nation seventh president, a reported brutal slave owner, and forced
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the Cherokee and other five Nation Indian nations to leave
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the Carolinas in other eastern states in March all the
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: way to Oklahoma, thousands died. It was called the Trail
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: of Tears. Finally, the coach of the Atlanta Hawks of
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: the NBA challenging his counterparts to help with the election
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: year later this year. They've announced their arena will serve
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: as a polling place in Atlanta. This will be a
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: challenge to twenty nine other coaches in our league. We
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: want to get thirty cities in our country being able
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to take part of everyone's right, which is the right
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: to vote. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, Time for
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. Now, okah, this is always on. You set
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: it up please by comt We do this every week.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You give us a subject because you guys test how
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: comedy ability. Put five subjects on the wheel. Spend the wheel,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: wedge stop, we will do the damn thing. What you got,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: what you've got? All right, here we go. First subject,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: dang dog, while your pants so high too. It's all
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: you can eat, but not at one time. Okay, here's
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: number three. Dang girl, that's way too much lip gloss. Okay, no, no, no,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: no no, don't take these personal. Don't take okay. Number
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: four you need to just cut the rest of that
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: hair on off. I like that one, all right. And
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: number five that's not a manly dog. That's not a
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: man dog. Dang girl, that's way too much lip glossy.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Let me take let me shile. You know you got
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: on too much lip bloss. When I see you and
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I can see my reflection, and I'm thinking to myself. Lord,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I wish I had to squeege you. You know what
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Yeah, what you got jip. I don't
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: really like saying this, but I've had this happened before.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I've been in a situation if I'm trying to kiss
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you and you gotta way too much nipplock. We can't
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: kiss because I keep sliding. I keep sliding off your
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: mouth because it's way too much nipplock. Let me take
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: some of this off, way too much. It's way too
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: much lip block. When you eat a chicken leg and
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: take one bite, but the rest of the leg is
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: pink all around the leg. Come on, man, you gotta
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: take some of that down much. That's way too much
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: lip blove. Man, you got on too much lip bloss.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: If it looked like slob, you can't tell that's too
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: You know you got on too much lip blows. When
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: your lips is leaking on the right, on the side
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and just dripping down. I fed on so much red
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: nip blows. What I wanted to tell I said, Damn,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: who hit you in the mouth? Yeah, you don't get
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: hit my girl? All right, all right, all right, all right,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you know you gotta way too much little gloves. When
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I walk in the room and everybody got your lip
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: blows on because you didn't kiss them. Everybody wearing it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Now there's a lot of glow if you talking, and
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: it looked like somebody flashes on. All right, we'll be
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right out.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening to so Steve, here's a question from Steve Harvey.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: F M. All right. It says, have you ever thought
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: the wrong thing at the wrong moment? Now? This email
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: is from d He says, Hey, guys, a comedy booker
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: who I deal with has a new secretary. The new
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: secretary doesn't love me as much as the old secretary. Subsequently,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I get less booked less often. The new secretary's brother
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: just died, and I thought, sure, it would be nice
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: if the old secretary would come back for a few
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: weeks and I will get some bookings. Now I feel bad, Steve, Tommy.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: When was the last time you thought the wrong thing
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: at the wrong moment? When was the last time you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: ever thought something wrong at the wrong moment? What is
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: all that? Too many times? Trying to clean it up?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: But go ahea, Yeah, okay, Well, let me ask you
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: all this Hill. You ever been in church praying yes
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: and offering? And then she walked by doing offering you praying,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I walked by Yes, even after she had dropped her
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: money in you still lock yeah all the way and
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you lose your place in the prayer Man, who are
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: in heaven high in the world in your name right
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: here man, Or look at all that kingdom, or look
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: at hill Man, your wheel beat dune all over this earth,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: all up in now? Yeah, you know have you ever
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: done that? It was just as good. It was my
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: relative lay in the casket, and she was in there
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: supposed to save for the families. I forgot who the
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: hell was laying up there at the funeral at your tearing,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: the almost says the first day, once Charon had walked
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: up there, I forgot who the hell we was here?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Fuck Lord, that dress was tight, crazy Hill. I need
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: to give a damn who it was. But she was there,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: my Lord, all right. I'd never seen somebody fall, super
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: fine woman fall and dress blow way up over her.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I just sat there and thought about the wrong thing. Yeah,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: at the wrong time. Ye. Timing is everything, get the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: wrong thing at the wrong time. What have you ever
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: been praying and ask God to give somebody's stroke right there,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: so you go and kiss him. Yeah, I know. Really
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I've asked him to actually shut down somebody whole left side.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: You want to hear it, you want to do the mountain? Hey, hey,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: this is true. I left a basketball game after high
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: school one time and the guy robbed me coming out
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: of business corner. And that was the first time I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: asked Lord, I asked God to strike somebody dead. Yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I had nine dollars, so it took nine dollars. So
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: glad you're a chance. I thought that would be a
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: good time to ask the Lord to do something for me.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: As of course, he did that, and he ran off
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: with the nine again. I'm so glad you're a changed man.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: He is better from that. Have you ever thought the
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: wrong thing at the wrong time? Question? Yes, you know? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: same time I didn't been I didn't been naked and
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: ran out into the living room and didn't know about
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: it who was in there, and asked, could they just
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: be blind right now to not see all this? I
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: didn't had a six cel crisis. Ask the nurse that
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: came in the room. I asked the Lord, could you
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: please please let us take because my gown too much. Yeah,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: my gown not suffer not I asked, did she have
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: to be? Can she went had at night? I talked
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: off that wrong time. I've actually unplugged myself. All right, wow,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up next, nephew, tell me more ignorance
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. That's right after this you're listening,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Right now, nephew,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. Check out for US
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Navy right one whole tight? Nah? What already on? Mega?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Make America great again? That's the prank Make America greater again?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: All right? Might want to pull over this twenty twenty baby, Yeah,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: go here we go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: to Jason Jason Murphy. Yeah, this is what's going on. Hey,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Carl Bruce Sard. I'm
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: giving you a call. We're actually reaching out to several
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: people trying to see, um, you know which way people
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: are actually voting for this coming election. I'm with African
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Americans who want to make America great again, and we
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: want to see if we can count on you to
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: vote Republican this coming election. No, no Republican like for doctors.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you know, like I said, so,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: quite a few of US African Americans right here who
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: are fond of the Republican Party, and you know, we're
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: reaching out. We're doing them quite a you know, making
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: phone calls and wanting to see can we count on
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: certain people to be atropos with us? You can't count
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: on me. No, I'm not about to be an Uncle Tom. No,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not voting for Donald Trump. That's not gonna make
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you an Uncle Tom, sir. That just means that you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: you like the Republican Party and you support what they're doing. Yeah,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I don't why I don't support I don't support raight
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: to them. So like that's a black dude. Why would
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I vote for someone who that doesn't have my interest? Like, no,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not vote for Trump. How do you even get
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: my number? Who would even think? No? Come down? You know,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: maybe I can persuade you to thinking and look at
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: it in a different life. You know, the Republican Party,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: they're doing some great things. They're doing some great things
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: for African Americans or employment is up. I mean, you
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: got to look at the positive side of things. You
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Not only that you don't even
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: sound like you believe that, you sound like you're reading
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the script right now, like you even well, Jason, let
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: me tell you this, not only that, you know if
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: we can count on you, if I can get your
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: verbal that we can count on you. We're also gonna
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: send you a T shirt and make America Great Great
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Again hat. You know we're gonna send you that What
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the like wearing them Make America's Great hat in my
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: neighborhood with a goofy ass T shirt? I'm not about
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: to know if you're trying to black my vote with
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: a T shirt and a stupid hat. All I'm saying is, man,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: we're reaching out to African Americans across the country, and yeah,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you keep saying that, but like you're not gonna get
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the black vote just because you're black like that, They're no,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Like that's how that works. I'm not voting for Donald Trump.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Have you given it a chance? Have you thought about it?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Have you? I haven't thought about it. I know I'm
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: my blot with Donald Trump, but I don't know who
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: is in the battle. I don't know who don't be
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: a election. I know when I get into the voters booth,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: if I see Donald's Trump name, I'm not checking it,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not marking it. I'm I circling it. I ain't
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: vote for the man. Okay, so you don't want the hat,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna doing a hat. No, I don't, you're stupid hat.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I could order a hat. I don't want to hat
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: with Donald trump stupid name. No, Like, do you not
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: get that? In my vote for Donald Trump? But I
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: mean it's a real popular hat. Though I think he's like, yeah,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta do for me. I'm not I give a
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: about the stupid hat, dude, Like, do you not get
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: that hat? Is that that's your selling point? You're trying
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: to sell me on Donald Trump, and your selling point
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: is a hat. You know what. I knew this was
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: a bully. I knew it was gonna answer this damn
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: phone up, but I never answer phone him from people.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I know you really, man, I much already paying you
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: to sit here and call other black people and try
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: to sell them on Donald Trump. Like, man, you're the
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: dude in the back of Donald Trump, the one block
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: doing the audience to sitting there with your goofy ass
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: hat on trying to make America great again. This is
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: a bully answer this damn phone me. Okay, sure. All
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is to get you to broaden
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: your your your your vision on this whole thing. I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: want you to, man, that I'm done like your goofy
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: is out and I hope they're giving you a fat
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: check for this stupid that you're doing because this is
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: what Okay, well, you know, to be honest with you, man,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I thought that you would like the hat. I thought
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you would like the shirt. You know, I think that
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you're not giving it a fair shot. You know, I
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: think you're just listening to all the nay sayers out there,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: because honestly, you're not. You're not giving it a shot made.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: It's some black out here that that that want to
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: make America great again. We wear the hat with pride,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: we wear the shirt with pride. We don't even rally
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: up more of our people and let them understand that,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you know, the Republican is not a bad party. The dude,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: get the my phone. You're literally your selling point is
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: a damn hat and a T shirt. You met to
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: those hats, the T shirts. Nineteen times. I talk about
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: the hats because I'm fond of the hat. Okay, I
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: wear them all the time. All right. I'm just trying
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to and I'm just trying to get you to look
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: at Trump in a different light, and look at the
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: whole Republican Party in a different light, you know what
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I mean. That's all I want you to do. I'm
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: not vote for don Trump unless you're about to send
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: me a shack. I'm my vote for Donald Trump. I'm
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: not paying you pay me that, and then I might
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: think about wearing that stupid hat, but I might vote
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: for Donald Trump. So just to call whatever the black
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: person's on your list called Tyrone or Tachika, whoever else
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: is the next, and panted to them you like Donald Trump,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: tims are starting this bass war, setting our kids over
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: tyracking that and everyone else the list that you have
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: for the people that you have calling, and take me
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: off this goofy ass list, that stupid hat. I got
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: a room full of hats, and I would be damns.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I'm aware that stupid ass red one. So a matter
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: of fact, take my number and draw a big extrat
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: and don't call me no more with your board, because
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I'm done. Donald Trump, sir. So you were recommended by Tommy.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: He said you would be on board Tommy who's Tommy.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: But if you don't, you don't remember Tommy said that
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you would be on board. He said you would wear
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the shirt. He said you would wear the hat. He
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: said that you would probably you know, staying behind Trump
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: in the nigger rally. Okay, well he's Tommy. Don't know
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: what he's talking about because i'd be da and I
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: don't know know wh who named Tommy. I'm not wearing. No,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing that hat. I'm my boat with this man.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: So take me off the list and stop with me.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Like I'm done. Donald Trump is not getting my vote.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: So whatever time he told you? What's some boy? Okay,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: do you want to talk to Tommy? Sure? Why not?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: What Tommy who's Tommy wears Tommy? This is telling me.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm telling me, baby nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Morten Show. You just got yeah, dude, you got me
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: so hot in this carking lot. Man, But really, I
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: really didn't think you was gonna pick up. But you
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: know I got you, baby, I got dad, I never
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: answer unknown cause dude, I never did. So he check
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: this out. So you work with with this white guy
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: named Brian, you know Brian Henry right, I didn't know Brian.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Brian got me to prank phone call you, man, Okay, damn,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: he got mad. I wanna know what, man, I don't
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: know what the temperature is in your office, in your workplace.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: But Ryan said, you gotta call my guy. Okay, all right,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: So white people got Joe's now, all right, Jo, they
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: can call the commy on me. You know what. Nah, man,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: it's not. It's all though, right because if I I'm
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: gonna have some a call damn about some democratic and
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: see how they take it all white people, if any
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: white people at my job or listening to this right now,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: because I know you guys all laugh at the office
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: right now, listen to this. Just no, I got y'all.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I'm getting all office, that's for sure. All right? Tell
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: me this What is the baddest and I mean the
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show into playing man? Steve Harvey wanted so
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: many yo want to hear you show? You don't want
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: to hear it, man, I'm not. I don't want to
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: know damn that. I just couldn't get him to get
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't want to head. You know, comebody would have
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: wanted to head, no blankety blake had. That was certainly
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: a butt whooping if your face to face, Thank you, nephew.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Up next, it is my Strawberry Letter for today. The
• 52:24
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• 52:28
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• 52:56
  Speaker 1: It's the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, neph you. Subject my
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: husband is an embarrassing butt head. Dear Stephen Shirley, My
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: husbands acts like an absolute child at times, and I
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: can't deal with it. It's like having a third child
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: and I am so tired of him embarrassing me. The
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: most recent incident went down Over the weekend at my
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: pastor's house, we were invited to a barbecue and the
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: pastor was a little late because of a wedding he
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: had to do. There was plenty of food on the
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: grill and we always let the elders of the church
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: eat first. The first lady fixed the pastor a plate
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and sat it to the side and covered it with
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: saran wrap. When it came time for my husband and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I to fix a plate, only chicken legs, wieners, and
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: burgers were left. My husband began to whine about not
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: getting the pieces of chicken that he wanted, so he
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: went on a hunt for more chicken. He asked several
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: people if they would eat a leg in exchange for
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: a thigh or breast that was on their plates. I
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: was so embarrassed, But what he did next was a shocker.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Was the shocker his ignorant behind went over to the
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: pastor's plate wrapped in saran wrap and got the two
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: barbecued thighs that were on there, and then he wrapped
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: the plate back up. One of the mothers of the
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: church told him that he could not do that, and
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: his reply was, pastor should have been here, and it
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: will be cold by the time he gets here. Anyway,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I almost passed out right then and there. I got
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: my belongings and told him we needed to leave. Needless
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: to say, I am going to be the center of
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: gossip at the church now. My husband does things like
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: this all of the time. Everything has to go his
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: way or he starts complaining and whining. How can I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: get him to see that it's not all about him.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I am sick of him embarrassing me. Please help. Oh,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed for you, I really am. This is crazy,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: This is really stupid. And your husband, it has to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: be the rudest person ever. He's disrespectful to everyone, including
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: your pastor. How dare he go to the pastor's plate
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: that's set aside and go in there and get the
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: pastor's food or anyone's food for that matter, But most
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: of all the pastor. Your husband's selfish. He's inconsiderate of you,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: his wife. And I think you're absolutely right. He is
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: an embarrassing but head and you have every right to
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: be upset and to get your things and leave. And yes,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: you will be the subject of gossip. The problem is,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: what are you going to do about this? I mean,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: have you talked to your husband about it? Does he
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: know how you feel and what you want and what
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: you don't want him to do? I mean, I'm guessing
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you have talked to him about it, but he's not
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: hearing you. He's not paying any attention to you, and
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: selfish people often don't because, like you said, it's it's
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: always about them. So you're going to have to do
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: something else to get his attention to make him hear you.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that means leaving him or if
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: that means threatening to leave him. It depends on whether
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: he straightens up and stops doing stupid stuff after you
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: have some sort of serious conversation with him, because he's
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: out of control. He's so out of order, so rude
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: and disrespectful. This is crazy, and what was wrong? Chicken
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: legs are okay? And burgers and wieners. You're not at home,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: You're at somebody else's house, Steve, were your manners? Steve?
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I don't get this, I really really don't. I'm confused.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: How old is this dude? But now, if y'all at
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: a church function and y'all at elders in all this,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming he's of age. He's not sixteen, but sixteen
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: year old people wouldn't do that. Your husband is a
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: child at times, and you can't deal with it. He
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: didn't just start being a child. He's been childished the
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: whole time. It's just you've overlooked. Now you married him
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: and he ain't got to act a certain way. No,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: most so now he'd do it all the time. Okay,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: this weekend you went over to your pastors. You got
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: invited to your past his house past was will be
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: late because he had a wading to do. You got over,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: there was a lot to eat. You had food all
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: on the grill. Now, y'all's church. What y'all do is
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: y'all let the elders of the church eat first. Just
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes it's respectful thing to do. Now the
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: first lady fool, Now she know her husband late because
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: he working. He fixed a pastor a plate, set it
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: to the side, covered in surround wrap. Then when your
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: game time for y'all to fix the plate. Because he'd
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: low down on the total pocers. He don't come to
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: church much now he now he went out. Now he
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: y'all let the back quiet and eight, what's your board?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Than eight deacons do eight parking lot ministreet of eight
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: role permitted in eight baptism committed an eight Senior citizens
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Quad and eight the joy Landers, the baby Quad and
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: eight everybody in line, the damn Male Quartet, the Singing
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Sensationals datn eight with's their name the Singing sensation day
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: don eight They big ass, all them big. So when
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: you get up there, it's time for y'all to fix
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: the plate. Ain't nothing but chicken, legs, wingers and burger's left.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Your husband's all wine ain't because he didn't get the
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: piece of chicken he wanted. Well, your ass don't come
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to church enough to get the damn piece. You won't,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: So he went on a hunt from old chicken. But
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: he walking around asking people if they would either leg
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: in exchange for the thigh or breath that was on
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: their plate. Hook on the people place on the eight man.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: You want the leg right here so I can have
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: that thigh or that or that or that breath. I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: got a leg. Who wanted the leg? Y'all that you stupid.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: But when I come back, let me tell you how
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: ignoranty he is. I'm waiting. I want to hear it.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: All right. Part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour Today's Strawberry Letters subject my
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: husband is an embarrassing butthead we'll get back into it
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters subject my husband is an embarrassing butthead listen,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: man and went over to the past is how they
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: got invited to the bar. This damn food went over
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: here with his wife the past a little late. The
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: pastor's wife made him a plate, put it on the
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: serrea wrap because he late. He out there doing church
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: worky savings, savor hoods will play the food. Listen that time.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Human didn't no church going ass get up. There ain't
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: nothing on the ain't nothing level league wienas in Berlin.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: He wineing because he didn't get the chicken he wont
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: so he went on a hunt round for more chicken,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: went around the backyard asking people who to fix their play.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Black people don't take food, aren't they played in hand
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: to teach. Now he got a leg on a trade
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: or thigh for breast for one of these little ragging legs.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: This lady, I'm so embarrassed. But what he did next
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: was the shocka this food, went over to the pastor's
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: plate that's wrapped in suran rap got the two barbecue
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: thighs that was on there, and then wrapped the play
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: back up. One of the mothers of church should him
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't do that. This ply was pastors should have
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  Speaker 1: been here, and it would be cold by the time
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  Speaker 1: he get anyway. Hold up, man, let me talk to
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  Speaker 1: you a little bit. Partner. Pastor them invited you over
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  Speaker 1: the house, this pastor house. He the man of this house. See,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where you You obviously ain't had no daddy,
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  Speaker 1: because your daddy would have knocked your ass out for
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  Speaker 1: doing that. But you ain't got no daddy, So you stupid,
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  Speaker 1: So you over another man the house, then unwrapped the
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  Speaker 1: plate that his wife fixed for him, and now you
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  Speaker 1: claiming it as yours. Then wanted the ladies see you
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  Speaker 1: and tell you can't do that. And then your pastors
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  Speaker 1: should have been here. Pastor at work. This passed the house.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't got to come here to fit in this
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  Speaker 1: way he lived, right, it'll be cold by the time
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  Speaker 1: he get here, anyway. Are you serious? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: you walking around quinting about it. You didn't get that
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  Speaker 1: piece of chicken you want it. You didn't pay for this.
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  Speaker 1: This wasn't a paid barbecueta. This wasn't invite potna. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: invited your monks ass over here, you eating free. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't bought no chicken. This ain't the buffet as sizzless
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  Speaker 1: your ass just eating just this ain't the buffet a
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  Speaker 1: sizzless potna. Well you can go back up to the
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  Speaker 1: counter telling my Hey, y'all all out of baby backs
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't pay you. Step ninety five is all
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  Speaker 1: you can eat. Ain't no more damn baby back. I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: came in here for the baby back you've got in free. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is crazy. Now you sitting up in here, tell
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  Speaker 1: me the pass should have been here now, the ladies said,
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  Speaker 1: almost passed out right there, got my belongers. I told
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  Speaker 1: him we need to leave. Needless to say, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the center of gossip at the church tomorrow. Yes
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: you will, because your husband's stupid. Your husband's stupid. He
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: ain't no real But that ain't what men do. My
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  Speaker 1: husband does things like this all the time. Everything has
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: to go his way, or he started complaining and wine.
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  Speaker 1: See you know what your husband really need? Your husband
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  Speaker 1: really need his ass with one good time for taking
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: somebody's chicken. That's want to ask. That's wine and ought
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  Speaker 1: to be another asshle Yeah, and then you know how
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  Speaker 1: he don't know that you had another man house. You
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: can't make rules out of another man house partner. It's free.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't pay, and you can't have everything you want
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  Speaker 1: in life. So what you got the leg? Legs taste
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: just like breast. It's just a different bite, that's all.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: It is the same dog me, it's just a different bite.
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  Speaker 1: Everything has to go his way. He want to start
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  Speaker 1: complaining the wine. How can I get him to see
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: that it's not always about him? He'd been thinking it's
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: about him. I am sick of him embarrassing me. Please
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: help in the words I don't know who are here
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  Speaker 1: to say this all the time? Or bafflician leave leave
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  Speaker 1: his ass for a while until he learned how to
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  Speaker 1: act right. You're married to a fool. This man is
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: not embarrassing. He's foolish. Who goes around the barbecue asking
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  Speaker 1: for food off people plate because you didn't get what
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  Speaker 1: on your plate you wanted to who do that? Who
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  Speaker 1: go in another man's house that he lives in that
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  Speaker 1: his wife had made a plate fall? You unwrapid so
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  Speaker 1: you can eat what's on his plate, and then you
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: say passing should have been here. It's gonna be cold
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  Speaker 1: by the time. Again. Hold on, man, this this man's house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this pastor should walk up in there? Whoop your ass?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: What pastor or to do? Do you look at? That's why,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: that's why everybody become on. Steve, you missed your call. It.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never been called in the miss d I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell y'all I grew up in the church. My
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  Speaker 1: mom gonna tell y'all ain't been called. But if I
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  Speaker 1: was to be called, this is one of the reason
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: why I don't think I'm called, because as a pastor,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see no reason why he can't get his
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  Speaker 1: ass for right now, I don't in my house now
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  Speaker 1: my wife tell me I come in the back, y'all.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Mark said, badan had you play? But this man ate
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  Speaker 1: it way? Man? Hold on what man? Way? Man? Holder? Baby,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: you made me a play? And another man ain't who
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: what man ain't my pod? Did he know of my pen? Yeah?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: He said you took too long getting and he was
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: gonna be cold. If you punch a man in the stomach,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: real heart, he throw up coach. All right, listen, you
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  Speaker 1: can post your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey f M. I'm sure you'll have a lot to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: say about this one, or you can check out the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. All right, we'll have more
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. So, Steve, so give
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: some marriage advice for married couples or couples. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yours is on shaky ground at best. I'd love to
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  Speaker 1: hear some of your responses, though. Okay, what is it?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: What does it take to stay in a marriage and
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: be happy for Well, you gotta be willing. I know
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: the corny answers communication, but you got to be able
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  Speaker 1: to compromise. Compromise is really smart. Man. You've got to
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: find a way to get but to gil at the
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  Speaker 1: same time. And you and if you can be the
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: person to generate the guild, the getting becomes a lot easier. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, go ahead and ask me what you want
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: to ask you. Yeah, I'm asking you the same question.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think it takes to have a thriving, long,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: happy marriage. It takes a lot of bedrooms in the house.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Because see, once y'all get on each other there, you
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: need to be able to go somewhere else and get
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: away from that person. You know what I'm saying. If
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: you want to continue, for your marriage to continue, now,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: you got to stay in that room. It's gonna get,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: it's gonna get, it's gonna get a rough up in there.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. If you want to be
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: a gold somewhere, you want in the same house, gold somewhere,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: get away from her. What if you look at the
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: studio apartment, Yeah, your marriage is over. You got to
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: have get your two three bedroom, be able to go
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: so much speak. If you live in the studio, all
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: you can do it turn around, look at the wall. Okay,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: we don't look at the same wall I'm looking at. Well,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: see back to you, Um stupid, okay, so um. I've
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: heard that successful marriages are when like the husband puts
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: the wife first for starters. You can't outgive a woman.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what man you are, you cannot outgive
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  Speaker 1: a woman, if she loves you, if you do everything
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  Speaker 1: in your power for her, what she gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: back in return, you can't even begin to touch. That's
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: a great answer, lion, Ain't start again me man back
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: when you when you start again't ask me a damn
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  Speaker 1: thing I wanted to ask you. Well, we can continue
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: this at the at the top of the hour. Marriage
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: questions for Steve than Tommy than Jay. Uh So we
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: can do that as a decline in them. We can
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: do that at the top of the hour. More marriage
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: questions coming up right after this. You're listening to, all right,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: So before we went to break, Steve, I asked you,
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  Speaker 1: is it a true statement that you can have a
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: happier marriage if the man puts the wife first or
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: the woman first in a relationship. And you said, that's
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: absolutely true, And you want to expand. I mean, it's
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: just the here's the best quote I've ever heard about
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: a woman. Uh. He said women should stop pretending to
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: be equal to men, because you're not. You're greater. And
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: so he said, the reason being is because whatever you
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: give a roman, she multiplies it. Whatever you give to
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: a woman, she makes it greater. If you give her groceries,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: she gives you back a meal. If you give her
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: a smile, she gives you her heart. If you buy
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: her a house, she gives you a home. If you
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: give her a sperm, she'll give you back a baby.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Everything you give a woman, she multiplies and makes it greater.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: So get ready, cat, So if you give you a
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: woman some crap, you can expect a ton of in return?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Where do you get this from? Right? Brother? Best quote?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Who said that? All right? So, Tommy, I want to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: ask you the same question, um that I asked Steve
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: about in a marriage. One of the one of the
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: ways you can make it successful is to put the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: woman first, put her needs before your needs. But I
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: have taken care of all of her needs, so I don't.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. He telling give uh how she
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: will make it a home and she ain't even there.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Had the damn time when I hadn't gave her a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: house and gave her a ben. They ain't rolling that down, Carl. Yeah,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to do nothing with that. And the
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: spur I gave it that was by accident. What the
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: hell and went wrong with this? Him? Man? All right? Okay,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: thank you, Jay, the same question. The question is I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: gave but not really. The judge said you're gonna give this,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: donna give that. I didn't have nothing to say about it.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Next thing, I know, I'm half of what all I
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: started within my life. So I gave you, but I
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: didn't give freely and I didn't get nothing back. So
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I don't really understand what Steve is saying that if
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: you give out. I gave several houses, several everybody end
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: up with a damn house. Everybody got a house. You
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: get a house, and you get a house, and you
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: get a house, you get a car, you get a call.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: It's fun divorcing you. Jay, Yeah, I don't. I just
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: see what he I see the happiness in him, but
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I just want him to see the bitterness in me.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: It's clear. Yeah, definitely all right, Steve. Here's another question.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: How do you in a marriage and in a relationship,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: how do you resolve arguments without you know, killing each
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: other and being mad for you know? How do you
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: just resolve? You know? The best? You know the best
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: thing that we've discovered. What's that? It's when Marjorie and
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: at a point where we're just not seeing each other side,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: we go away from a minute, and then we come
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: back and we go, Okay, what did I say and
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: what did you hear? And what did you say and
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: what did I hear? So what we do is we
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: do a thing what we said. Okay, Steve, this is
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: what I said. Now tell me what you heard in that.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: And I tell us she said, that's not what I meant.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I said, Okay, I said this right here. What did
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: you hear? She said, you said this? I said, See,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: that's not what I said. I said this, but it
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: sound to me like see. And it always comes down
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: to what you heard versus what I said, or what
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: you said versus what I heard, And we resolve ninety
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: nine percent of our arguments that way because it's usually
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: misunderstanding because we're both you know, intelligent thinking people, and
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: that's where we found Okay, all right, well, um, Jay
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: and Tommy, I know you have a response to this,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: So so we're coming back. We'll continue our marriage our
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: marriage discussion with the fellas at twenty minutes after right
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: we're having a marriage discussion with the married men on
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: the show. But we're having one marriage dis question. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: you celebrated joe anniversary. We are and it's third when
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you've been here from owner and while you talking, he
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: has the most experience of anyone on the show, Steve
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: so most experience in the less time, the most experience.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Here's the question on the table. This is for you
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Tommy and then you Jay. How do you resolve arguments
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: when you're married in a relationship? You argue it out.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: You have to let the argument. We argue until our
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: throats go out, and then we get some paper and
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: write out some more clum But we're gonna get this
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: argument over with. See. The thing is that you're not
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: supposed to go to bed. You got to get this
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: off your damn and we gets it out there. I'm
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: telling my throats out, no more paper to write home.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sleeping here. You're sleeping now, and Damna, you
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: better hope I don't find no more paper. Come on,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Jay on. The first one to go to effort is
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: the winner's last. That's your advice. What happened alright? That's
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: how you resolve arguments. Jay to adults, I love it.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go that fast. I ain't never gonna get that.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we'll be back with more of the
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three after
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Time for coming roulette. Now, okay,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: this is always on. You set it up. Please do
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: this every week. You give us a subject because you
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: guys test our comedy ability. Put five subjects on the wheel.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Spind the wheel, wedge. Stop, we will do the damn thing.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: What you got what you got a right? Here we go.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: First subject, dang dog, while your pants so high too.
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  Speaker 1: It's all you can eat, but not at one time. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's number three. Dang girl, that's way too much lip gloss. Okay, no, no, no, no,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: don't take these personals. Don't take Okay, number four you
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: need to just cut the rest of that hair on off.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I like that one, all right. And number five that's
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: not a manly dog, that dog. Dang girl, that's way
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: too much lip bloss. Let me let me shide this.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: You know you got on too much lip bloss. When
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: I see you and I can see my reflection, and
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, Lord, I wish I had to
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: squeege you. You know what I'm telling ye? What you
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: got jip. I don't really like saying this, but I've
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: had this happened before. I've been in a situation if
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to kiss you and you gotta way too
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: much nippo. We can't kiss because I keep sliding. I
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: keep sliding off your mouth because it's way too much nipplock.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Let me take some of this off, way too much.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: It's way too much lip blofs. When you eat a
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: chicken leg and take one bite, but the rest of
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: the leg is pink all around the leg. Come on, man,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: you gotta take some of that down that way too much, litloves.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: You got on too much lip gloss. If it looked
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: like slob, you can't tell. That's too weird. You know
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: you got on too much lip blows When your lips
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: is leaking on the right, on the side and just
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: dripping down. I fed on so much red lip blows.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: What I wanted to know? I said, Damn, who hit
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: you in the mouth? Yeah, you don't just hit my girl?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right? You know you got
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: on weigh too much little gloves. When I walk in
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: the room and everybody got your lip bloss on because
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: you didn't kiss them. Everybody wearing it now comes a
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: lot of glow if you talk it, and it looked
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: like somebody's flashes his own. All right, coming up, it's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: miss it at forty nine after the hour you're listening to.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: All Right, Steve, here we are last break of the
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: day on this Tuesday. You have some closing remarks for us.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I know you do. Yeah. Um, I've been talking to
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: you all a few times about this thing that I've
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: started doing every morning, this morning meditation. Um. It's a
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: series of things I do. You don't have to do it.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Everybody has to pick their own way to go about it. Um.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: I just decided because of a scripture that I read
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Psalms five and three, and uh, Psalms five and three.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: It just talks about in the morning. It just talk
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: about when you talk to God in the morning, you're
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: asking him to hear your voice. And then after you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: ask him to hear your voice of everything you pray
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: and talk to him about, asking to show gratitude. You
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: wait in expectation of all these things to happen in
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: your life. You know nothing. Look, everything you ask them
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: not gonna happen today, but you. But you spend your
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: day in the expectation that God is going to do
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: something to move you closer to your goals, your dreams,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: your visions, and especially to Him. But what I have
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: learned about this morning meditation and it has bought about
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: a pizza in my life that I've never had before.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing it with everybody because I'd like for
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  Speaker 1: you all to try it. Look, they got these daily
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  Speaker 1: inspiration books all over the place. The one I got
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  Speaker 1: is called up Enjoying Peace in His Presence by Sarah Young.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a three hundred and sixty five day devotion,
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  Speaker 1: or you can pick anyone. You won't you know how
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  Speaker 1: they have a little message of the day and then
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  Speaker 1: they back it up with a couple of scriptures. And look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not being religious with you at all, because your
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  Speaker 1: faith doesn't matter to me. I'm just talking about a method,
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  Speaker 1: this morning meditation. And what I do is what it
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  Speaker 1: does is it is after I get through meditating and
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  Speaker 1: I say the Lord's Prayer and I read my little
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  Speaker 1: daily daily inspiration, I got a Bible app and I
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  Speaker 1: do my verse to the day, and then I go
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  Speaker 1: look it up in the Bible, and I look it
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  Speaker 1: up in a new Living Testament so I can understand
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  Speaker 1: the real words. And before I close out, I pull
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  Speaker 1: out my list of everything that I'm thanking God for,
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  Speaker 1: which is a full sheet of paper. And then I
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  Speaker 1: have a second sheet of paper that's stuff I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: God for, which is another full sheet of paper. What
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  Speaker 1: I've learned in this meditation is that it has given
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  Speaker 1: me a peace that has transcended my intellect. And what
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  Speaker 1: I mean by that is what I've discovered was happening
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  Speaker 1: to me and it might be happening to a lot
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  Speaker 1: of viewers when most of your mental energy goes into
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure everything out, which I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: how much of my morning I used to wake up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning and began to figure every try to
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  Speaker 1: figure everything out. When you're trying to figure it out,
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  Speaker 1: the peace that God can really give you, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: not capable of receiving that because you're in the way
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  Speaker 1: with your mind set. See you so busy trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure it out that you don't you don't leave room
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  Speaker 1: for God and what God does. God kind of looks
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  Speaker 1: in your head and probably looking at all these thoughts
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  Speaker 1: spinning around and round and going nowhere and accomplishing nothing,
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  Speaker 1: and all the while, this peace that He has for
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  Speaker 1: me had been kind of hovering over my head, searching
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  Speaker 1: for a place to land. But I wasn't giving his
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  Speaker 1: peace a place to land in my head because I
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  Speaker 1: had it soul jumbled up with thoughts of how to
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  Speaker 1: figure it out, what I'm gonna do, who should I call,
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  Speaker 1: what should I say, how do I respond? And for
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  Speaker 1: the past month I've stopped doing that. All of a
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  Speaker 1: suddenly just gave me an incredible peace that he had
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  Speaker 1: been trying to give to me for years. I wish
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  Speaker 1: I had learned this a long time ago, but maybe
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  Speaker 1: it can help you out the way it has helped me.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess we all learned stuff as we go along.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we are all slowly becoming the person that
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  Speaker 1: we should have been a long time ago. I also
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  Speaker 1: learned of late that you it takes your entire life
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  Speaker 1: to find out everything there is to find out about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: To be who you really are takes your entire life.
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  Speaker 1: This person that I become has become a person more
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  Speaker 1: at peace as all the controversy and things swirl around me.
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  Speaker 1: God has given me a real calmness in the eye
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  Speaker 1: of the hurricane. And we all can be the center
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  Speaker 1: of the hurricane if we just refuse to step out
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  Speaker 1: in the swirl that's around us. And it's all around us.
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  Speaker 1: It's relative to who you are. Some swels appear bigger
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  Speaker 1: than other swels because of the level you've reached in life.
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  Speaker 1: Some people might look over there and go, man, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing, But in a world it could be everything,
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  Speaker 1: it could be monumentous. So who am I? Because it's
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  Speaker 1: all relative as to where we are. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: all got our different crosses to bear. But the one
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  Speaker 1: thing I've learned about this morning meditation that has given
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  Speaker 1: me a peace beyond my intellect, and it has caused
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  Speaker 1: me to just have a calmness that I haven't had
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  Speaker 1: in a long time. And I don't have to respond
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  Speaker 1: to everything, because everything that somebody's saying about you, and
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  Speaker 1: everything that somebody's doing towards you, that's meant for each
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  Speaker 1: evil that ain't your business, and don't make it yours.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even worry about it. Those people have no idea
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  Speaker 1: that God's ways are as high above the earth as
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  Speaker 1: the heavens. They have no idea. They just operating in
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  Speaker 1: their own little kacoon, thinking they staring up something because
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  Speaker 1: they got some likes or something like that. Hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: don't get in that. Don't worry about ten people. If
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  Speaker 1: you love God and you're a child of his, He's
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  Speaker 1: working on your behalf even when it looked like it's
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  Speaker 1: some mess out there. All you got to do is
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  Speaker 1: stay at the eye of the hurricane. Don't get in
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  Speaker 1: the swirl, don't go out there. If you stay centered
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  Speaker 1: in Him, he'll give you a peace that transcends all
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  Speaker 1: your intellect. That's what the morning meditation has done for me.
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  Speaker 1: I would invite you all to try it yourself. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's it today. Those are my closing remarks. Robert, it's
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