I Might Be Done With Stand Up | Oct 7th 2026 | EP 5
Matt and Jesse start with custom NFL cleats and somehow end up trying to fix professional sports entirely.
Why can't players talk shit anymore? Why does everything have to be so polished? Why are AI comedians stealing jokes? Why does nothing feel like it's built to last anymore? And if you catch a foul ball next to a five year old, do you actually have to give it to them?
Then things get a little more real.
Matt completely changes his perspective on Joey Porter Jr. leaving Pittsburgh, gets into player podcasts, Cam Heyward, Pat McAfee, Kill Tony, what people think stand up comedy actually is…
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