8:45 Idiotology February 6, 2026: Suddenly, PIRANHA
At least 40 swimmers injured in mass piranha attack in Argentina, Wisonsin restaurant posts sign prohibiting customers that smell of marijuana from entering establishment, The Coldplay kiss cam woman is charging $875 for people to attend 'taking back the narrative' event
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