8:45 Idiotology April 9, 2026: Eat Shrimp, Go Blind...
Oh great, there's a new mysterious seafood virus that is causing eye disease and blindness, California man arrested after demanding $55 in gas and refusing to pay because money as a "unit of payment is not real", TikTok is now home to something called 'Scientology Runs' and is bound to not end well...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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