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Roscoe Wallace & Dolly Parton, Would You Rather, I Told Him About His Wife & My Sidepiece, and more!- 01.10.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 6: good to me.
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  Speaker 7: God has done some things in my life that's truly
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  Speaker 7: been just amazing. It really amazing. Ain't even really the word.
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  Speaker 7: They don't really have a word for what He's done
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  Speaker 7: for me. I'm just out of superlatives. That's why I
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  Speaker 7: say it every day. Steve Harvey got a radio show
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  Speaker 7: cause God is in a blessing business.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he is. God.
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  Speaker 7: God can help you turn your life around. Did you
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  Speaker 7: hear me? God can help you turn your life around.
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  Speaker 7: Whatever you're going through. God has an answer for it.
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  Speaker 7: See but it's to going through to get some store,
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  Speaker 7: ain't it? Because I was having a moment yesterday and
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  Speaker 7: I set my wife down. I said, Babe, I just
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  Speaker 7: need to talk to you, going through a little bit
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  Speaker 7: right now. I just wanted to share which I'm a
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  Speaker 7: little down right now. And my wife reminded me. She
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  Speaker 7: just reminded me, just see, this is what a man.
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  Speaker 7: That's what a good mate does. A good mate reminds
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  Speaker 7: you just of things that sometimes you forget when you
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  Speaker 7: get off track. Because you know, I consider myself a
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  Speaker 7: motivational type person. I try to listen to people and
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  Speaker 7: then give them something I've learned along the way on
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  Speaker 7: this journey I've been on. I try to give a
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  Speaker 7: person a takeaway. But even being that person, sometimes I
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  Speaker 7: get off track myself. I get a little low sometimes,
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  Speaker 7: you know, I get a little down. Sometimes I sometimes
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  Speaker 7: I forget some of the stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I say. It ain't that I forget it. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I just get caught up.
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  Speaker 7: In the grind of doing it, and sometimes I get
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  Speaker 7: I get a little off course and I forget some
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  Speaker 7: of the things that my wife or a mate can
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  Speaker 7: be good for you to remind you.
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  Speaker 1: And she just says, Steve, God got us.
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  Speaker 7: She said, have you ever noted that every time you
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  Speaker 7: get in a spot, and she say, and I know
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  Speaker 7: how you must feel, because you're out here working and
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  Speaker 7: you keep.
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  Speaker 1: Turning around and.
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  Speaker 7: Old stuff keep popping up, and you get a call
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  Speaker 7: from your accounting and hear this then went wrong, and
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  Speaker 7: that then when you study trying to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: But you steady going wild? Man, what is it? She say?
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  Speaker 7: But you ever notice he always always, no matter what,
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  Speaker 7: provide a way, and he ain't ever too late. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: you might be going the deadline is approaching. The deadline
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  Speaker 7: can come and pass, but then they have a grace
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  Speaker 7: period for you. And then sometimes man, it's just you
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  Speaker 7: go down there after the grace period and they take
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  Speaker 7: the payment anyway, and you're good anyway. But see, ain't
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  Speaker 7: that God bringing you through it. It may not be
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  Speaker 7: when you want it, but he right on time. Jazz
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  Speaker 7: before you get put out, jazz before they turn.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they cut the lights off, but you get it back.
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  Speaker 7: Ones faux company come or just before the weekend, get here. See,
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  Speaker 7: he always comes through for you. And she had to
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  Speaker 7: remind me of that what you going through is necessary. Look,
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  Speaker 7: circumstance and hardships and pitfalls are always untimely. If you
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  Speaker 7: keep the law of attraction in play. If you keep
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  Speaker 7: believing that, that's that He gonna see you through this,
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  Speaker 7: just like he do when you don't believe it. That's
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  Speaker 7: what the old part is though.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't it.
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  Speaker 7: Ain't God brought you through even when you didn't really
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  Speaker 7: have the faith to say he was gonna bring you through.
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  Speaker 7: But because of grace and mercy he brought you through anyway.
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  Speaker 7: But because you forgot to thank him, or you didn't
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  Speaker 7: pay attention through to come through, you just was telling people, Oh, man,
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  Speaker 7: if you the same. It was so jacked up. Man,
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  Speaker 7: I was so turned up. I ain't know what I
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  Speaker 7: was gonna do. I almost got put out. I was
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  Speaker 7: gonna see key word almost, And you forgot that part
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  Speaker 7: right there. And then I was it looked like I wan man.
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  Speaker 7: And then and it seemed like every month I go
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  Speaker 7: through this same and then yah yeah. Then somebody ought
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  Speaker 7: to just say, did you pay it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I paid it? Did you get put out?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 7: I'm cool? See See, you need somebody on your shoulder
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  Speaker 7: to say that to you, and then you need somebody
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  Speaker 7: to come right behind him and go, man, ain't God good?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Man? That's how this works.
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  Speaker 7: See, you keep getting in situations, but he keep getting
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  Speaker 7: you out now if you jump, look, listen to me,
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  Speaker 7: hold on, hold on. Let's say you in a frying
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  Speaker 7: pad in the skillet and the oil is up and
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  Speaker 7: you in that frying and you uncomfortable being fried.
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  Speaker 1: God somehow. Or let's just say you managed to.
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  Speaker 7: Get out of the hot grease in the frying pan,
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  Speaker 7: and you standing there next to the skillet looking at
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  Speaker 7: the fire, continue to heat the grease, you get out,
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  Speaker 7: and then for some unexplainable reason, you dives right on
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  Speaker 7: back in there.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that how we usually do it?
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  Speaker 7: I'm just asking you, God, get you away from the
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  Speaker 7: man you've been asking to get away from.
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  Speaker 1: Then you go right back over there and stars seeing
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  Speaker 1: even again.
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  Speaker 7: It's amazing how many times God get us out the
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  Speaker 7: fire and we walked right back in there.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't it amazing?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, really, man, see this heart break? Life down
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  Speaker 1: for me?
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  Speaker 7: So I don't get over here stuck on, stupid with
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  Speaker 7: myself and then get to doing something ignorant like blaming God,
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  Speaker 7: when really, man, God has given us, as human beings,
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  Speaker 7: the power of decision.
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  Speaker 1: And we all make decisions. How many times? Man? See,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it's a blessing in getting locked up.
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  Speaker 7: You can ask a lot of cats, I know, man
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  Speaker 7: to tell you it was a blessing for me, man,
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  Speaker 7: because I was just headed the wrong way, steady, but
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  Speaker 7: he locked me up, set me down, made me miss
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  Speaker 7: my family. Being out here being a free man, made
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  Speaker 7: me realize that my family was important.
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  Speaker 1: Made me. Man, really see this girl for what she was.
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  Speaker 7: When I get out, Man, I'm on a straight and
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  Speaker 7: narrow Well then when you get out there, see you
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  Speaker 7: can't be talking about no oh man, I can't find
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  Speaker 7: no job. Now I'm gonna go and do what I
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  Speaker 7: gotta do. No, no, no, no, no, partner, you got
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  Speaker 7: to do now what you're supposed to do. See that
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  Speaker 7: don't do what you gotta do got you in trouble
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  Speaker 7: in the first place. See everybody, see see the hood
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  Speaker 7: got a lot of ignorant rules. We done create it.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta do what I gotta do. I gotta feed
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  Speaker 7: my family. Well, the only reason you gotta do what
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  Speaker 7: you gotta do is because you didn't do what you
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  Speaker 7: were supposed to do. See if you just went on
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  Speaker 7: to school like you Mama kept telling you. Ah Man,
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  Speaker 7: I was watching forty eight Hours yesterday and the dude
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  Speaker 7: named Nesto was on that and Nesto Latino dude said, Man,
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  Speaker 7: my mother told me quit hanging with these guys. They
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  Speaker 7: were gonna nothing but trouble. I should have listened to her.
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  Speaker 7: He doing thirty years right now. You can't blame God.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I talk to myself this way, so I
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  Speaker 7: don't get stupid and start shifting to blame the wrong
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  Speaker 7: way when it's really on me. How many times has
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  Speaker 7: God got you out of something and you walk right
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  Speaker 7: back into it? Man, why don't you take these blessings
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  Speaker 7: God give you and go on about your business. That'd
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  Speaker 7: be the best way to do it, don't you think
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  Speaker 7: That's what I think? So I thank God my wife
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  Speaker 7: for reminding me that God got us anyway, that God
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  Speaker 7: gonna pull you through anyway that. Have you noticed, Steve,
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  Speaker 7: we ain't lost a beat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: I know it's hard out here, but really you ain't
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  Speaker 7: lost a beat. You still moving forward, You still dressing nice,
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  Speaker 7: You still look good when you come into that job.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody don't got to know you. Your house is in
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  Speaker 7: bad shape, and all that God got you. Man, if
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  Speaker 7: you just hold your head up, man, quit complaining all
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  Speaker 7: the time.
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  Speaker 1: By what you ain't got, And as in words.
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  Speaker 7: Of my daddy, Slick Harvey, stop talking about what you
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  Speaker 7: ain't got and take a good look at what you do.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 7: That's improper grammar, but that always stuck with me and
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  Speaker 7: maybe it'll stick with you. Quit talk about and looking
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  Speaker 7: at what you ain't God, take a good look at
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  Speaker 7: what you do God.
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  Speaker 8: Your listeners to the Steve Harvey Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Shall.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. This
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  Speaker 7: were not here, where would you be? If you were
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  Speaker 7: not breathing, what would you be doing?
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 7: I'm just asking two basic questions. If you ain't here,
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  Speaker 7: where would you be? And if you ain't breathing, what
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  Speaker 7: would you be doing? You better get to being grateful now,
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  Speaker 7: cause them two things you had nothing to do with
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  Speaker 7: that ain't nothing but God, Man, thank you. I'm breathing
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  Speaker 7: and I'm here. Man O, man o, man. Why that's
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  Speaker 7: the way I'm starting today. That's how I feel about it.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm You know, I'm just I done.
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  Speaker 7: Got to the point now, man, where you know you
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  Speaker 7: just take me as I am. If you don't like me. Man,
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  Speaker 7: that's cool. I got enough people like me love me,
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  Speaker 7: and those of you who don't, I'm alright with that.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be okay.
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  Speaker 7: But the one thing I do know, if you don't
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  Speaker 7: it is. I've just come to that conclusion because I'm
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  Speaker 7: really cool. Last dude, Man, I'm cooling. Fam a man's man.
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  Speaker 7: You know, you know, probably got two women out there. Look,
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  Speaker 7: you know that's some problems with me. But other than that,
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  Speaker 7: everybody you have to say that how you always got
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  Speaker 7: to have a disclaimer, you know what you say because
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  Speaker 7: you know as a hatter listening to y'all, everybody don't
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  Speaker 7: love you. I said, everybody don't like me, and I
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  Speaker 7: know the two that don't. I know the two that don't.
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  Speaker 8: At least two.
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  Speaker 1: I know the two.
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  Speaker 7: And nothing I can say on this radio. God can't
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  Speaker 7: save me, change me. I can't grow into nothing new.
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  Speaker 7: I can't be forgiving none of that. And you had
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  Speaker 7: them people in your life too. It's amazing how people
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  Speaker 7: try to hold you to who you used to be
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  Speaker 7: when you ain't been that person in years. You've been
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  Speaker 7: then change, don't let nobody hold you back to your past.
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  Speaker 7: The past belongs to history, the future belongs to God.
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  Speaker 7: All you got is this gift we got right now,
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  Speaker 7: and they call it the President. That's why they call
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  Speaker 7: and the legendary is nephew Tommy Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Anything on your mind today?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, uncle, let me ask you this. You know you
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  Speaker 10: got to elevate you going right now. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 10: just want to understand your process, the process of how
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  Speaker 10: you process these things.
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  Speaker 1: You got this product out right now.
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  Speaker 10: Is there something else you're working on now? Or you
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  Speaker 10: just work this and then you figure out something else later.
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no no,
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  Speaker 7: ain't no work this and then figure out something letter.
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  Speaker 1: My motto is ABC always be closed. I love it. Oh.
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  Speaker 7: If I'm signing a deal tomorrow, I got three deals
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  Speaker 7: I'm working on. So every time I sign and on
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  Speaker 7: the dotted line, I start completing the process of the
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  Speaker 7: other deals I'm working on. ABC Always be closing. Man,
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  Speaker 7: don't wrestle your laurels.
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  Speaker 8: You are the king of multiple streams of income.
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  Speaker 3: You.
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  Speaker 8: Really, I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 7: Because you know what, I don't want to do. I
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  Speaker 7: don't want to know one person to think they got
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  Speaker 7: the power over my life. I get rid of you.
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  Speaker 7: That's what they tried it, NBC. If I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 7: rid of you, and that'll be the end of you. No,
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  Speaker 7: every chance I get to say that about them, I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna say it because that's what you did. You thought
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  Speaker 7: you would that whole, but your ass, your ass wound
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  Speaker 7: up in the whole because he don't even work for NBC.
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  Speaker 1: No more on ABC.
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  Speaker 2: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 2: prank back what you got for its nest.
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  Speaker 1: Surely I got Limo bank job.
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  Speaker 3: Take a listen, good afternoons. I'm trying to get cecil
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  Speaker 3: get it. See, I say, some one of my boys,
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  Speaker 3: giving your number. Man, I'm trying to get a car
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  Speaker 3: service for tonight.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have
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  Speaker 11: the main number?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: I keep calling the main line, but ain't nobody answered.
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  Speaker 3: I had to call that about six seven times. They
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  Speaker 3: keep rolling over to like go to a voicemail or something.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, brother, what's your name?
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  Speaker 3: Monny? Tony?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, listen, Tony, I got a customer in the back.
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  Speaker 11: Let me get them. He can you you got a
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  Speaker 11: few moments, I'd let me get your dough for me
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  Speaker 11: and all hold the phone.
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  Speaker 3: All right, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 11: All right, thank you. Have good evenings. All right, Tom?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Now? Uh, you're saying you called the.
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  Speaker 11: Main line and you just keep going the voicemail or something.
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  Speaker 3: Like, hey, you call the mail line, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: I know I'm calling it the last minute. I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to get a get a car for tonight.
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  Speaker 11: Man. Okay, what you need listen, we got a we
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  Speaker 11: got the suv. We got Sudan or two. We got
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  Speaker 11: a couple of limits, white up black. What you need
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  Speaker 11: if I.
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  Speaker 3: Could get I guess like a black limous ain't be cool?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, we got that. We got that. What time where
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  Speaker 11: I'm picking you up?
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  Speaker 1: What time?
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  Speaker 3: What a cout?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 3: For an hour? Because all I need is an hour?
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  Speaker 11: Where's it's sixty five hours an hour? But we only
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  Speaker 11: do three hour minimum the first three hours.
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  Speaker 3: Sixty five Okay, okay, okay, Well, see say all I
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  Speaker 3: need is an hour? Man really like forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: So do you think they'll work with me?
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  Speaker 11: I'll tell you what I'll do you for one hundred
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  Speaker 11: fifty dollars and I'll take care you. But now I
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  Speaker 11: want you to know. I'm gonna let them know everything.
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  Speaker 11: So I got to have either credit card or received
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  Speaker 11: or something on the cave to let them know, because
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  Speaker 11: I'm not no quokod brother. I'm gonna let them everything
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  Speaker 11: that I'm doing with a workplace one fifty.
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  Speaker 3: I can give you one fifty when you pick me up,
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  Speaker 3: that's no problem.
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  Speaker 11: Then where am I picking you up? And at what time?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive okay.
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  Speaker 11: Ninety twelve. And where am I taking you, sir?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going downtown on Capitol Street.
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  Speaker 11: Downtown to Capitol Street, all right? And what time am
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  Speaker 11: I picking you up?
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  Speaker 3: You could give me like at eleven forty five at night,
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  Speaker 3: that'd be good.
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  Speaker 11: Then forty five okay, if that's forty five minutes, two
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  Speaker 11: an hour you're gonna need. Then forty five the next
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  Speaker 11: and two tents sive sally twelve forty five, twelve thirty four, okay,
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  Speaker 11: good day. Let me see and downtown Capitol What you
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  Speaker 11: didn't give me an address?
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know that address. I'm going to to.
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  Speaker 11: Bank bank downtown, all right, right? Can I ask you
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  Speaker 11: something totally right? Yeah, And I'm trying to get your business.
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  Speaker 11: You know, we don't ask questions usually, but a bank
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  Speaker 11: at night's.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna be closed.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, you're not going to work because I gotta
• 16:57
  Speaker 11: take you back. So you're dropping off of something somebody
• 16:59
  Speaker 11: something like, no, no.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Nah, I ain't dropping nothing, nouf, I'm picking something up.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Say what I need you to do is just right here.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I need you to have a car running, and we
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: need to get out of it waiting.
• 17:14
  Speaker 11: Manue, you ask me to run you down to a
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: bank at midnight and you kicking something up at midnight,
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: and I got to be ready to go when you
• 17:20
  Speaker 11: come out, me and my boys when we come out
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: of there, just come when we get it.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: When we get back in the back of the limo,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: I need you to I need you to put the
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: pedal down, man, and let's get out of there.
• 17:30
  Speaker 11: Look here, yung, young young brother. Well how old are
• 17:32
  Speaker 11: you man?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I'm twenty four.
• 17:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what I figured. Look at it, man, it
• 17:36
  Speaker 11: sounds like you in some kind of shady I don't
• 17:38
  Speaker 11: do that, brother, That's I don't know.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Hold on, man, yo, You a driver, dog. Your job
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first of all,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: you ain't gonna be asking nobody where they going, what doing?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: You're supposed to drive? Let me talk. What I'm telling
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: you is, lady, once we come out the bank, drive dry.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Let me stop it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 11: That's why I'm driving to working somewhere else, driving because
• 18:01
  Speaker 11: I was ignorant like you at one time. But let
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: me tell you something. But I don't know your business
• 18:05
  Speaker 11: and really don't care at this point in time. I'm
• 18:08
  Speaker 11: not doing no crazy like this here. Brother. Let me
• 18:11
  Speaker 11: tell you something, man, What you need to do is
• 18:13
  Speaker 11: get so young in some type of train, in school
• 18:16
  Speaker 11: or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: down there and the gonna blow your brains out.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I ain't really trying to hear all this right here.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: What I'm trying to do is pay you this when
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I'm fifty. You drive me where I'm trying to go,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: and you ain't even back to life.
• 18:30
  Speaker 11: If I know, brother, you can't get right now. I'm
• 18:33
  Speaker 11: not even no advice. You need to listen to me.
• 18:36
  Speaker 11: That's what's wrong with you. Yump now, y'all crazy, get
• 18:39
  Speaker 11: rich right off overnight type boy. You need to slow
• 18:42
  Speaker 11: down because they got.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Some you feel me, they got man? Hold on, hold on, man,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: hold on what you know? You don't know nothing? You
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: don't know? Man? Who needs to know you?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Brother?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: How you gonna be preaching the may dog?
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: Because I've been the man. That's why I'm driving the limo,
• 18:55
  Speaker 11: because I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: you from going that because you won't like it. Look
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: at so that I don't know what to tell you
• 19:01
  Speaker 11: at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it,
• 19:03
  Speaker 11: so you can cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: of you and all the other young brothers that do
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: this thumbs. You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother,
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: You need to get your straight because they got a
• 19:12
  Speaker 11: place for you proa. Let me tell you something. They
• 19:15
  Speaker 11: read my offer. I read it anything my mama told me.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: They didn't want me to know they cut it out.
• 19:19
  Speaker 11: Do you feel me? They looked at me every night
• 19:21
  Speaker 11: where they wanted to me. Got it that I had
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: to eat or die. You ain't ready for that, man,
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: You ain't ready for what think he got your lane?
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: You brothers don't know what's going on out here. You
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: got it too easy. See now you're talking about going
• 19:33
  Speaker 11: down there robbing the bank. It ain't no bank robber.
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: You don't sound like no fund go with a Ralmo.
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: The way you going, you ain't making nothing because they
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: will blow your your out wry about their paper. You
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: don't understand that. And you you ain't ready for no jail?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Can I say one more thing to you?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: That?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:49
  Speaker 11: What is it?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: All I wanted to do is tell you is that
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I'm nephew Timmy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show, and
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: you're going car down? Got me the frank phone call you.
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: I don't give it who you are. Did you around
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: with them folks downtown? They're gonna blow you. Well, they're
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: gonna give you a hundred years under the jail.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: You did you just hear what I just said?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: What you said talking about well, my partner, you know I.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy from
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the other another driver, Cordell,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: got me the prank phone, called you as you.
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: To me, Oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio.
• 20:28
  Speaker 11: No man, no, no, no, are you seeing his name?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: See so your boy Cordell got me the prank phone.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Call you man, I'm gonna get that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna get that man. When you lit my fire man,
• 20:40
  Speaker 11: don't you know that?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 20:41
  Speaker 11: My fight moved right how?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: He said? Be careful? He said, big sea. So he
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: been he been dying there he'd a dozen times in
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: that inn that all man, come down, maby come down, man.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I got one more question to ask you, man, what's
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: I want the nephew Tommy. But Steve Harvey morning, So.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I got your baby, me and your boy going down, gotcha?
• 21:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Well I'm gonna get here if I having meet
• 21:09
  Speaker 11: you brother?
• 21:10
  Speaker 12: Oh you want to.
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: What? What?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: What?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: What?
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: What?
• 21:13
  Speaker 13: What?
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: What? What? What?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying? Then?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: All right, Liza coming up next and it's at the
• 21:24
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• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Right now, it is time to ask the c l
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: o UH to Shonda or maybe maybe I should know.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry Toronto, her name is Toronto, Toronto, and Lafayette says,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: my husband's sister is having problems in her marriage. So
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: she's staying with us. When I got home from work,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: she was wearing one of my robes. I will gladly
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: get her some things if need be. So how do
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I nicely tell her that my stuff, my stuff is
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: off limits.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Let me catch you ass in this robe again? Him? Nicely?
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: She said, nice nicely.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Catch it offul second, just walk up there and just
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: tad awful handy.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Or if I can't wear the robe, ain't nobody gonna
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: wear a rolle.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: Take a butcher knife and cut the cool, cut the bill,
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: just swing over, just do whoid stuff.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Here's my question, is she's saying anything while she's cutting a.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Robe of Oh? Yeah, yeah, everybody cussing and cutting is
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: a part of it. Yeah, it goes, It goes to go. Yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: and see don't look the same on you no more?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Moving on to Marissa and Stockbridge, Marissa writes, I'm thirty
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: eight years old and my husband likes to watch porn
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: while we're intimate. He says, he imagines that I'm the
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: women in the video. This doesn't sit well with my soul.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: Does this mean that he is not satisfied with my
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: body and normal intimacy?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Well, he imagined that you the women in the video.
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: Uh, huh, you do what?
• 23:40
  Speaker 11: What? What?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: What did you text? What did you write us? This fault?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: He just told you.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: He imagines that you are the women in the video,
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: so he takes his mind off you and puts it
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: on huh.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: And instead of doing you, he's doing huh, which part
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: of you don't get. Just don't sit right with my soul.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to drag your soul and it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: Is it did take it somewhere else, didn't it. That's
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: the name of the movie.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, my soul.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: She needs to shut that down, all right, Frankie in Texas.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: As we move on, Frankie says, my son's child, that
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: would be your grandchild. My son's child and child's mother
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: live with me. She can't stay with my son because
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: he has a new girlfriend. But he still comes to
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: have sex with his child's mother. And I don't need
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: to be hearing that, and neither does the child.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Got it? Well, you got to
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: put a stop to that in your house. Your house,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: you could actually put a.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: Stop to that and just tell him that he's being disrespectful.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: Very And then now he has a new girlfriend, somewhere else.
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: M hm.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: But his former girlfriend and baby live with.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: His mama, right, and he has his own.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: T live with the mama too.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he has his own house that you know. He
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: has this new girlfriend over I'm sure.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Well, see, you got to take all this to your house.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you coming back over here still having relations
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: with her in front of me and this boy. That
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna work. Being disrespectful. You need to sit the
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: girl down at and ask her what's wrong with her.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: That's what Frankie should do, because that's what she wants
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: to know.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: What should she do?
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Well, you need to have conversations with your son about
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: being respectful of your house and your rules.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Secondly, you need a conversation with this girl and just
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: go what's wrong with you?
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Now, you ain't good enough to go with him,
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: You ain't good enough to be with him. You got
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: you gotta stop being good enough to do him?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Got better? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And then mama's food right
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: after that though. That's pretty damn.
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: Good, don't you come in?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: That's the bright side for you, That's why you that's
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: why you do pranks, all.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Right, Steve, here's the last one. This one's Nevea in
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Culver City. Navea says, I've been dating a man for
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: fourteen years and we both turned forty in December. I
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: was hoping for an engagement ring for Christmas, but he
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: said the ring is custom made and won't be ready
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: until Valentine's Day.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: If I don't get it, then should I leave?
• 26:44
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Well, she's been they've been dating.
• 26:50
  Speaker 11: What?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, what what do y'all want me to say? Say it?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Just say it? You hell, miss I've said this one
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: hundred times on this show.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Why is it that women do not understand this fact
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: that you have every right to know and have a
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: say so with the direction your life is going.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You say it again.
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: You have a right to know, to have a say
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: so and know the direction in which your life is going.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: That's your right as a human being.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Okay, stop right there. Why don't they? Why don't they then, because.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: You think that you're supposed to center around and wait
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: on somebody else to make a decision about your life
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: when you have the power to exact.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: The decisions you want.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: Example, Okay, the reason you keep waiting on a ring
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: and don't get it is because a ring is not
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: a requirement of yours. It is a hope of yours,
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: and if that ain't the hope of his, then all
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: hope is lost.
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: We're hopeless.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: So why don't you make it a requirement for this
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: to continue?
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: I am no.
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: Fourteen years that's at long's.
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: Life and now it's custom made and it won't be
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: ready to custom boy? What boy? Stop them? Rings ain't
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: custom made? Their asses in k jewler, they in the
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: window or they in the window. You ain't got enough
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: smart to make a damn custom ring.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You nuts.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something, man, if you go in
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: there and pick out that diamond in that setting, your
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: ass can come back tomorrow the ring ready.
• 29:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, one more question because we need to understand this. Steve,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: go ahead, Well why fourteen years? I mean, why would
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: you stay with someone for fourteen years without anything?
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: A lot of people have done because you keep waiting
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: on this theme to happen, that you have not made
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: a requirement. And I keep telling y'all listen to me, ladies.
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: A wedding day is a woman's dream. The wedding day
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: is not the man's dream. All the man dreams of
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: is the chick of his dreams. We don't dream of
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: our wedding day and if we can get to chick
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: without the wedding day.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Bam, he got what he don't?
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: All right, clo, thank you.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man Hit.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: The twenty four year old girl is dating this sixty
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: five year old man that buys and does everything for her.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: Five months ago, I met another man closer to my age.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: He took me to a family reunion, and to my surprise,
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: my sugar daddy is his stepdaddy. He ain't say anything,
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: and I showed didn't.
• 29:58
  Speaker 14: Because his wife is dad. Now you over there gotta
• 30:01
  Speaker 14: be quiet and stupid, but you're dating the man's damn son.
• 30:05
  Speaker 14: My question is, is the sugar daddy his daddy? Your
• 30:08
  Speaker 14: daddy is his daddy? How many daddies you got.
• 30:14
  Speaker 11: Coming up?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Right after you.
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: Check this out?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Men who can do forty push ups are far less
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: likely to develop heart disease. Okay, it turns out that
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: that's forty push ups a day, not forty push ups.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: You know a lifetime total of forty push ups.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Let's be clear a day. Yeah, forty a day? Or
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: do you do that? I don't think that's so bad though.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: Forty yes, forty.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Push ups a day.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but that ain't bad, No, not at all.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So nearly half of you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: I thought they meant forty at one time because my
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: bad jumped in the floor because I heard that the
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: other day and my buddy jumped in the floor and
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: found out he was gonna have a heart attack.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Trying to do it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, how about twenty in the morning and twenty at night.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: That's easy, Yeah, that's ok. I can push ups, yeah easy, Okay,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: well cool.
• 31:06
  Speaker 9: Then I'm at one hundred a day, big dog. I
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: just thought that, but I just thought I can do it.
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: But it took me a whole day to get that
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: hunted in. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, but not
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: at once. I could do full twenty five clips.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: You know what's that? It's like twenty five at each
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: fort s.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: It's way since to be realistically, I can do about
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: thirty push ups, like right now, NonStop.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: We'll go ahead.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's drop and give me Yet he got strong
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: up about it, Yeah he does.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You're right, he got strong. I can get that here.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: You know I'm not right around eighteen though, yeah, right
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: around eighteen, I crumb.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you start thinking different at eighteen eighteen. It
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: was just different things about your life and stuff. You know,
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: should I have finish school?
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: You go that deep with it?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have flashbacks from them, you
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: know how.
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: You know our machines say if you feel faint or dizzy,
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: stop immediately. My mind start playing tricks on me. I
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: started remembering the time I was drowning.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Your life flashes before you, yeah, all stuff like that.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: I remember that time I laying in the street had
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: got hit by that car. You know, how were you
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: then about fifteen when I got you by the car.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: When you do twenty push ups, your mind takes you
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: back to where you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: then when you get you twenty five.
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: You know, I saw my daddy beating me down in
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: the basement by the furnace, and I took off running
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: and tried to run through the furnace.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be a lot of stuff happening, man, it'd
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: be on your mind to be stuffed.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: Well whatever, your nephew said, he can do a buck
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: twenty five a day, so.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well let's do it the whole day. Now,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: that take a long time, but how many what's the
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: match you can do at one time two about twenty
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: five me realistically, yeah, twenty five.
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: Thirty, so twenty five four times a day. But your
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: your arms and your tries and.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Well, see my push up is different. See I can't
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: put my chin chests on the floor because of the
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: length of my arms. And lee HAINI told me that.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: He said, Steve, your arms are so long. He say
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: for you to go all the way down chess to
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: the floor like military people put chin on the floor. Yeah,
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: he said, you're pushing your sockets too far forward. He said,
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: it's not good for you. He said, just do to
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: push up to your arms is in the al shape.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: Once you get him in that perpendicular al shape, he said,
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: you can go on back up. The arms are too
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: long for that, he said. A little shorter armed people
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: can do that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: About That's what he said. I'm right there at the
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: what's doing a push up? Oh?
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: No, his is as good mine mine. I'm all look
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: as deep. My push up wouldn't look as deep as Tommy's.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Time to go all the way to the floor. I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: go to the floor. I will do six of these
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: things and need the operation. Okay, okay, all right, how
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: many crunches can you do? Though? I can do a
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: lot of crunches, but I ain't done nothing. I don't
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: know when. But my core pretty good though, you know
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: what this takes me.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: I do planks and leg lifts and stuff like that
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: instead of doing crunches, you know, bend and trying to
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: stress you lower back out. I found a lot of
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: alternative ways to do exercises that I've gotten older, that
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: don't that don't tag your body.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Up like for me, lunges make no sense. I hate.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Reverse lunges are a lot better for me than straightforward lunges.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Reverse lunches.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: This reminds me though, when you guys were talking about
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: sit ups and everything about remember Carlo the shirts off tour. Oh,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I know that was so, I was son Yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for those of you who don't know trying.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve issued a challenge to the to all the
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: guys that work on the show, you know, be they
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: off the show, behind the scenes or whatever, to get
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: in shape by a certain time.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: And you were you were doing a calendar or something.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: The pictures are still down, Yeah, the pictures.
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: Are still there.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And that was really cool though, you guys, you guys,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: looked great and you worked really hard.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: That picture with that towel over he was playing simply
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: beautiful in the background off that floor.
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: What about Boom though, Boom took some sexy pictures on riding.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Boom climbed up on that line at my house and boy,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: women was right. And then I won't him. I won't him. Oh,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I want I want that big man up on that line.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Come on over here. I got a line for you.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Boy there. That was fun.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: That was a lot of fun.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I was really proud of you guys.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: We were proud of you guys. Yeah, we didn't been
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: back there yet.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You want to get in shape, though, Steve, what I
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: thought I was gonna die?
• 36:44
  Speaker 11: We are.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Anytime I feel like I might die, I'll get you
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: to the gim right away to try to divert it.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, No, you know, I don't know. You know,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what was happening right there.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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• 37:40
  Speaker 2: a round of would you rather? Would you rather be
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: a bowling champion.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: Or curling champion? Bowler you talk to, we know what
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: your answer is out the gate.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: We already know I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know.
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know nothingbo sweeping on no ice, dog,
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: I find to be international, world class curly.
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: Stones.
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: That's an Olympic sport that white people play. You've never
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: seen the black person just forever. I'm gonna be the
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: first one, and the whole time I'm curling, I'm.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Gonna have my mouth hanging open because you're smooth. Because
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: you you go.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Talking, I didn't even know what they was saying. Yeah,
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna do everything. I don't want to sweep though.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: A little racist to me. We always got an issue.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: We gotta lie. I want to be this. We ain't
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: playing a sport. I'm not sweeping, So okay.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Would you rather be an okay looking person but be
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: very funny, very interesting? Or would you rather just be
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: super fine, super hot and very boring? So okay, I'm
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: gonna be all.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: Y'all just say a right now, except for cutie pie
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: down there in the corner.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Fine, he's all right, be all day. I know what
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I am. You need to get your all right looking
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: ass over here with me and Junior.
• 39:37
  Speaker 10: We already all day.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: Ain't no need of wanting to be be because we
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: describe again, Shirley.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: All right, he would you rather be okay looking but
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: very funny and interesting or super hot and very boring?
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: Which one?
• 39:57
  Speaker 12: Still a.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: We got be what he wants to be?
• 40:01
  Speaker 11: Be?
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: Ain't no rous got a chance of being be soon.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: I'm interesting bone hot too, though, Damn you're not hot, boy, Tommy,
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: You're okay, regularly looking ass.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Ain't fine on top of your glasses at us? Now,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: don't anybody pick you cause you fine? I'm hot.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: No, you all ready to love because you's funny and
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: interesting at that cause you fine Yeah, expreensive ass suits
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: like your uncle. We got a dress expensive because we
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: strange looking.
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: Jun If you're hot turned the arrow.
• 40:44
  Speaker 11: You are. Hey.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: This is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicious. Sean. Hey
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you up, I'm here. What's up? This is Chris Rock
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: He guys whatse LP?
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Good morning?
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: This is Tony Braxton.
• 40:55
  Speaker 10: You already know what time in ist boy DC you
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: fly you're listening to the Steam Harvey Morning.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, So ladies and gentlemen,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: for the first time, this year's Roscoe.
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: Is here drop by to say hi, you're rock.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Happy New Year, your Roscoe?
• 41:20
  Speaker 13: Have you.
• 41:23
  Speaker 12: Have you?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Know your call?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Happy New Year, Roscoe?
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: Have you have you?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: She said? Happy New Year?
• 41:32
  Speaker 11: Waiting?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: What's up? Roscoe?
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: We're going on with your baby. We're going to heavy
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: New year by.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: We're going on with you.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Well, Roscoe.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you have you heard about this
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: gospel song that Dion Warwick and Dolly Parton are set
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: to release. Dian announced it earlier this week on The
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Tammeron Hall Show, and the song is called It's a
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: gospel song. Like I said, the gospel song is called
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Peace Like a River. Dolly Parton wrote it down Warwick
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: is eighty two, in case you didn't know that, Dolly
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Parton is seventy six. So I think that's really sweet
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: that they're teaming up.
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: What do you think about the same You don't like
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: the river?
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: Yo?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Peace like a River?
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: Yes, that's the name of it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Who wrote that?
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Well, it says here that Dolly Parton wrote it. What's
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: the song about the lad advice that does?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Hummuself? I got to write everybody won't take critics? So
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: what do you let me?
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: What are you saying?
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: Let me get this clear. What are you saying, Roscoe girl?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I wrote that song? Uh uh, piece like a River?
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: I wrote that song. I wrote that song years ago.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: That ain't no new song. They ain't peace like a River.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: The name of the song is people down at the river.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: Oh oh couse. Let me ask yourself, because what the
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: song that was out down by the riverside? Who you
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: think they were talking? Well, they were talking about.
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: Peoples, O people.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, keep her down.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: By the riverside, then she gonna get her hands on
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: the hold and he come talking about this piece of
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: the river.
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, do you even know Delli Partner, I know.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Dolly, I know Dolly Mama, I know Dolla first husband.
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: Know what were their names?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I know, I know Dolly, grandmama Molly, uh huh. The
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: question she.
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: Would tell, how Lord she the one that made the
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: flag that benched Ross took the credit for sewing. See,
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: these are the fact you don't know nothing about it
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: at all. And Dion Walwick, she just jumped on it
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: because she saw it coming.
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: Hello, the whole psychic thing with that right there?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: What called what you got here? Before? I got a
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: couple of questions? So you wrote this song?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: When you write a song, how does another artist of
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: a legend like Dolly Parton get her hands on some
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: music that.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: You write it from a grandmama Molly?
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: Aren't you listening?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: What is we on?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: So you wrote the song that long ago? Is that
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: what you question? How on the radio? And I missed
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: so many lives I'm trying to trying to keep.
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: Up with people on the radio. They don't listen. What
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: is what is your radio if it ain't listening?
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean you may.
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: Down by the riverside, down by the river. Now that
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: was about people. So I rewrote it people down by
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: the river. Okay, and then she got her hands on
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: it and said, like a river. But I don't know
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: if you you ever been standing on the Mississippi before.
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: Do it look peaceful to you? Get your right out
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: of there.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: It's all in the Mississippi River.
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: Bridge.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Rosco.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: So you know it's gonna because a lot of old
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: people gonna buy it. I wish well and everything anything
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: I do, I hope people proper. I don't wish no
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: bad on nobody. You know, dollars still find.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Fine, you know, yeah, but on this one, Roscoe, you
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: may be back in court with your multimillion dollar lawsuit
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: or was it billion dollars?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Ain't no problem. I got your working nowhere.
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: You're not doing your lounge thing anymore.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, but that's coming.
• 45:34
  Speaker 11: Go.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: I go when I want to go, like sometimes I
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: do Tuesday night, sometime I do week then I switch
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: loungeuse I do lounge.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be down me and you know, okay,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna be week in. I'm gonna just pop
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: in and I do get apps.
• 45:49
  Speaker 13: We gotta go, guys, Thank you, Roscoe. Coming up next
• 45:53
  Speaker 13: to this is the nephew and the bring phone call
• 45:55
  Speaker 13: for today. Right, you're listening to the Steve.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: told him about his wife and my side piece. We'll
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: find out what that's all about in just a few Yeah,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: you heard his wife and my side piece.
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: Okay, but we'll get into that later. That should be fun.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Right now, it it's time for the nephew and today's
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: frank phone called Nephew, what kind of stupidity have you
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: brought to us today?
• 46:35
  Speaker 13: What?
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: What?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: What do you want? You know what I mean? What
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: do you want? You know when you open up? What
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: you want? You want appetize? You want entree? You won't dessert?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You know what you want? Why do you want me?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: What do you want to be? Buffet everything? Yeah, stupid,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Just get as much as you want. Yeah, we'll come
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: back for more.
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: If you want all you can eat, that's what you want. Yeah, okay, okay,
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna give you all you can prank. Okay, to
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: all you can prank.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's see right here.
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: Let me let me flip through my archives and we're
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: gonna go down to the church. Uh, this one right
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: here is don't come back to church. Don't come back
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: to church. Have you ever gotten that phone call before
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: what they told you? Don't just don't come back? Yeah
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: we we just we just done want you as a parishioner.
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: Just don't come back to church.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: You okay?
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: But Sureley, you can be put out now, Yeah it's
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: supposed to get put out. Let's go catch dog. Don't
• 47:45
  Speaker 9: come back to church, and I mean that. Come on, Hello,
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to reach sister. Sure reach Mayfield. Deacon bowed
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: from the from the church.
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: He can who bounds from from church?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, ma'am. Okay, from from from hell? Can you
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: hear me? Good? His old phone on work? We're good?
• 48:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah, my phone?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that I called it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: The deacon board didn't had a meeting as well as
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: uh pastors and uh they didn't have a meeting. That
• 48:22
  Speaker 9: come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: to not come to church right now because that about
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: that the bars of your hair can James being in
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: jail the way it is, and I want to I
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: want you to just up. I don't know if they're
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: gonna suspend you from church right now. But they they
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: think it put a bad look on the church.
• 48:46
  Speaker 12: My kids being in jail put a bad look on
• 48:48
  Speaker 12: the church.
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: Well that's what that's what's what the that's what they
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: come up with. Now we even't have a meeting with
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: the deacon board and with passes stoves.
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: I don't understand whilst y'all have a meeting about my
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: kids in the church, what my kids got to do
• 49:01
  Speaker 12: with the church.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Well, what we're trying to do is show a good
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: example to the youth that we got there.
• 49:07
  Speaker 12: Okay, you can show a good example by me being there,
• 49:09
  Speaker 12: paying my tithes and offering.
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: Well, that's another thing that's been brought down attention that
• 49:14
  Speaker 9: that we're gonna be calling a lot of members about it.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: People not paying the tithe and why they forld.
• 49:19
  Speaker 12: I pay my task.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 49:20
  Speaker 12: I don't know who told you that, Dickon Bards. I
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: don't even know first of all, who you are. And
• 49:25
  Speaker 12: I'm not trying to be mean to you, and I
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: don't I don't even understand why you how you even
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: got my phone number. I pay my tithes, I pay
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: my offering. Go on your computer at the church, call
• 49:37
  Speaker 12: your secretary or whoever.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Let me let me let me ask you this, ss me.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: If you do you pay your tithes according to what
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you make?
• 49:45
  Speaker 12: Yes, I do check the books.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: Now, what it is that we can't check the books,
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: that we don't know exactly what you make is what
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: I'm saying.
• 49:55
  Speaker 12: What I make is my business between me and Jesus.
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: I give him his ten percent and that's our mars.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: He'll need to know.
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: And then I understand exactly where you're coming from. But
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: the main issue on the table is about these boys
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: and and and being you know, disrupted the way to here.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: They don't want that to be to bleed over into
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: the youth. Quality.
• 50:17
  Speaker 12: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. First of all, I
• 50:20
  Speaker 12: would appreciate if you would have pastor to tell me
• 50:22
  Speaker 12: this hisself. And then second of all, if somebody kids
• 50:26
  Speaker 12: is having trouble in the world or whatever, y'all supposed
• 50:29
  Speaker 12: to pay for them, not put them after church or
• 50:32
  Speaker 12: they Mama, well, I'm I'm, well.
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: I'm we're gonna we're gonna pray for and we're gonna
• 50:36
  Speaker 9: pray for you too. But we don't want to shed
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: over to the youth that we got that doing good
• 50:41
  Speaker 9: with it.
• 50:41
  Speaker 12: Well, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't stop me from
• 50:45
  Speaker 12: coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming. So I
• 50:48
  Speaker 12: don't know who you talking to. And you tell a
• 50:50
  Speaker 12: pastor to call me himself and tell me I can't
• 50:53
  Speaker 12: come to Heal and you have nobody calling me telling
• 50:57
  Speaker 12: me that I can't come to Hell that is a
• 51:00
  Speaker 12: free church.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the path and called up.
• 51:03
  Speaker 12: Why you get the path to to call me? Because
• 51:05
  Speaker 12: you have no business calling me telling me that I
• 51:08
  Speaker 12: can't come to God's house?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: What's this, Mayfeld? I don't want you to get in
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: no up roll with me now.
• 51:13
  Speaker 12: I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody. I work.
• 51:16
  Speaker 12: I don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have
• 51:19
  Speaker 12: half nobody calling me telling me that I can't come
• 51:22
  Speaker 12: to a church that I pay my pass and offering
• 51:24
  Speaker 12: at not that I own the church. I pay my
• 51:26
  Speaker 12: task because that's that's due to God. But y'all really
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  Speaker 2: Thank you of you subject. I told him about his
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  Speaker 2: wife and my side piece. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm married
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  Speaker 2: to a wonderful man that I've not had sex with
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: in years. We enjoy going to movies, plays, dinner, and
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: sporting events together, but we do not have sex.
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  Speaker 8: He doesn't mention it, and neither do I.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: A few years ago I heard he was seen at
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: a white woman's house that works at the post office,
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: but I didn't follow up on it. I'm seeing a
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: man that I met four years ago over at my
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: friend's house. My friend invited me over to meet the
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: guy after I complained about not getting any I hit
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: it off with the guy, and he is an amazing lover,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: and he's fine with it, just being that he's got
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: a wife and she's never suspected that he's cheating on her.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: But not only is he cheating on her, he's cheating
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  Speaker 2: on me too. I went to get a hotel room
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: for us, and the girl that goes to my church
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: was at the desk. She told me that my side
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: piece was in there with a heavyset woman the other day.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I asked if she had proof, and she showed a
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: picture to me that that she took with her phone.
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: It was that lowdown dog on the picture. I noticed
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: the woman right off too.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I work with her husband, and all he does is
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: talk about how sweet his wife is and how good
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: his marriage is. I couldn't wait to go burst his
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: bubble and let him know he's wrong about his wife.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: He didn't believe me when I told him, so I
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: asked the girl to send me the picture. When he
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: saw his wife, he got mad at me and tried
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: to get me suspended from work. I was only trying
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: to enlighten, and this is how I get treated. My
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: side piece is scared his wife is going to find
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: out about us, so he said he never wants to
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: see me again.
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: He had the nerve to.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Say I'm crazy, and he threatened to tell my husband.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: But he doesn't care. Why is my side piece so
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: upset when he started all of this? Are you for real, lady?
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: You're the one that created all this mess. You're all
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: over the place. This is crazy to me because you
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: have started all this mess. All because you wanted to
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: let someone know about something that has absolutely nothing to
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: do with you.
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: Yes, you're messy, Yes you're a petty.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: You've destroyed one marriage for the most part, and your
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: side piece is afraid you might ruin his marriage too.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: That's why he wants nothing to do with you anymore.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: That's why he's calling you crazy. That's why the husband
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: of this heavyset woman who was cheating with your man
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: tried to get you suspended at work. Okay, you said
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: you couldn't wait to burst his bubble. Well, now your
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: bubble is the one that burst.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Her husband had nothing to do with you and your cheating,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: and it was not your job to tell him. Okay,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: this is what happens when you do. You create messes
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: like this. Keep your mouth shut, mind your business. And
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: now you don't have a side piece because you ran
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: your mouth. You almost lost your job, and your husband
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: still isn't having sex with you. That's what you need
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: to be worried about. Does your husband have a side piece.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: That's keep your business right there?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, Steve, Well, yeah, her husband got a side.
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: The white woman down at Post Off, I don't like
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: this letter because I just don't understand the audacity that
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: some people have. The whole letter is filled with audacity.
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: That's the audacity of this woman who wrote this letter.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: Now you got this, here's out of letter started. I'm
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: married to a wonderful man. Now you would think that
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: this letter's off to a good start, right that I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: ain't had sex within years. Well, so much for mister wonderful.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: That title get away from you real fast, right there. Ah,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: so wonderful man, we ain't sex in years. Okay, we
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: enjoy going the movies, plays, dinner, sporting Devinceentin, but we
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: don't have sex. He don't mention it, and needed do I. Well,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: the reason y'all don't mention it is cause y'all are
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: having sex.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: She said.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: A few years ago, I heard he had been seen
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: at a white woman's house that works at the post office.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: But I ain't follow up on it because I'm seeing
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: a man that I met four years ago over my
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: friend's house. Your friend, this woman's friend invited her over
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: to meet this guy after I complained about not getting
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: it it. I hit it off with the guy. He's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: an amazing lover and he's fine with just being that. Well,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: Not only did yoe friend introduce you to somebody that
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: could be your lover, she introduced.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: You to a family man.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: This guy he's got a wife, and the wife has
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: never suspected that.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: He's cheating on her. But I know only is he
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: cheating on her. He cheating on me too.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: No no, no, no no, he's cheating with you, not
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: all you, he not yours. What do you expect a
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: cheater to do?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 9: Cheat?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: He know you married, you know he married.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: You going along with it anyway, So what difference do
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: it make what he do extra you crazy?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: Hold that thought? See yeah, hold that thought.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: twenty three minutes after be hour today. Strawberry letter, subject
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: I told him about his wife and my side piece.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody playing with y'all?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: The subject I told him about his wife and my
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: side piece.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I told him this woman right here.
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  Speaker 7: Man, You know what, have you ever met a person
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: that can see wrong in everybody but they self? You know,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: we all know a person that's always got something to
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: say about what somebody else doing wrong. But we'll be
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: describing the exact situation, but be talking about it.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Like it's unheard of. Girl, she just let her man
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: do anything. What so do you you know? And your
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: man just everybody know your man.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: So this is the case we have. This woman has
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: this work for her husbands. So she say they ain't
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: had sex in years. They go to movies and plays
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: and everything. They really enjoy each other's company. And he
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: ain't mentioned having sex with her in years, and she
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: ain't mentioned it having sex with him because she heard
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: he was with this white woman at the post office.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: She didn't look into it because she was complaining about
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: not having sex. Her girlfriend introduced her to another friend,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: a man. They hit it off and they start having
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: sex and he cool with just having sex with her. Well,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: your friend introduced you to a married man, because your
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: friend ain't got no scruples, because birds of a feather
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: flock together. Your friend ain't got no scruples. She know
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: you ain't got no scruples. So girl, let me introduce
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: you to this married man, because you know we homewreckers.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Let me introduce you to this married man and his
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: wife will never know. Wow.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: So now you start seeing this man and his wife
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: has never suspected that he's cheating on her. But not
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: only is he cheating on her, he cheating on me too.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: To let her say, I went to get a hotel
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: room for us, and the girl that goes to my
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: church was at the death.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: They go some more message once you drave them church
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: people in it.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: Here we go, then we go, and now I'm winna
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: get real messing out a hotel room and the girl
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: to go to my church was at the death.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: She told me that my side piece was in there
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: with a heavyset.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: Woman the other day. Now, let me ask you a question.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: How does the woman at the front desk that you
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: went to get the hotel that go to your church,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: how does she know that this is your side peace. Well,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: because y'all go to the same hotel and church girl
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: that pieced it before, and you didnet mentioned it to
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: her before.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, look just keep this tween me and you.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: She said, Okay, So she told you that your side
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: piece was in there with a heavyset woman the other day.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: I asked if she had she showed me a picture
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: to me that she took with her phone. Now, this
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: heap of work at the front desk, she taking pictures
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: of guests. Now, man, lord have mercy. Man ain't just crazy?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: And then she said it was that low down dog
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: getting the pictures.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: Women, who you saying that the your side piece is
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: a low down dog because he got the heavyset woman
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: at the hotel?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: You are too.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: Ain't you a heavy? Ain't you a low down dog
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: because your husband? Ain't your other husband a low down dog?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: Ain't the white woman at the post office a low
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: down dog? And I guess you're saying that the heavyset
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: woman she must be a low down dog too. Everybody
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: low down dog? But you right now showed me the picture.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: I noticed the woman right off. I work with her husband,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: and all he does is talk about how sweet his
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: wife is and how.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Good his marriage is. Now here come to hate.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: I couldn't wait to go bust his bubble and let
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: him know he wrong about his wife. Wow, why that's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: your job? Why is that your job? Because she was
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: in there? You have at Creers of Chris Rock, you
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: have selective outrage. Your ass is mad at the wrong people.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: Now he didn't believe me when I told him, so
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: I asked the girl to send me the picture. When
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: he saw his wife, he got mad at me and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: tried to get me suspended from work. I was only
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: trying to enlighten him, and this is how I get treated.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: You wasn't trying to enlighten him. You was trying to
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: bust his bubble that you had ill intent. I tell
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: people all the time, be careful about digging a whole people,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: because your ass might wind up in that hole.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: And now guess what your ass is in the hole.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: My side piece is scared his wife is to find
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: out about us. So he said he never wants to
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 7: see me again because he know you message. See, because
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: you weren't told him. See, this is why your side
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: piece don't want to see you no more, because you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: done sent the picture of the heavyset chick he was
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: with at the hotel to her hug. Now he see
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: right now that you willing to do anything, which he
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: knew that from the beginning. So now he had the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: nerve to say I'm crazy, and he threatened to tell
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: my husband, but he does not care. Why is my
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: side piece so upset when he started all this, lady,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: you got this whole thing twisted. He didn't start all this.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: You started all this. You went to your friend, told
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: your friend you wasn't having sex. Your low down friend
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: introduced you to a married man. Y'all been having sex.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: Then you're married. Hunt the married dude you having sex
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: with the side piece. He got a wife and another
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: side piece. You mad at the side piece, so you
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: call the side pieces husband to bust his bubble at
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: work because he always bragged about how good their marriage is.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: Misery love company. Your marriage ain't nothing. You don't want nobody,
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  Speaker 7: Mary Keller, this whole letter is a methal. I don't
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  Speaker 7: give a damn whatever, none of y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 4: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jamie Fox, This is Kim Whitley.
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  Speaker 7: You already know what it is, mas'r Matt chg bean
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  Speaker 7: and you are now listening to the Steve Horvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: Did you know you can now buy a Hondai on Amazon,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: the same place where you order yoga mats a toothbrush,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 7: and pretty much everything else, all from the comfort of
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: your home, just located nearby dealer. Pick your color, your options,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: check the price, and with a few dotting of some
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  Speaker 7: eyes and crossing some teas, whila, your Hondai is ready
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  Speaker 9: It's that Visit hunda usa dot com for more details.
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  Speaker 2: So, Tommy, you've been holding something in Okay from all
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  Speaker 2: of us, and you feel like somebody's gotta say it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he says this, Am I allowed to come in? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is your show?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 8: So so Tommy, what is it that somebody's gotta say?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 13: You know?
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  Speaker 9: It's this is we can't say nothing. This is for
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: the fellas who can't say nothing. Tommy gonna go in
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  Speaker 9: and say it. But this is that we can't say nothing.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: How come, ladies, when we get ready to go somewhere,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: you're walking around for two hours butt naked, talking about
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: you don't know what you find the well you've been
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 9: knowing we going to this, but we can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you knew that they was coming. You bought
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  Speaker 1: something for this.
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  Speaker 9: Now you got one hundred different outfits laid out, don't
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  Speaker 9: nothing fit, don't nuhing fit. But guess what, we can't
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: say nothing. We finally find something that you want to
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: Now you need help getting into what you want to wear.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: It takes us thirty minutes to get you into this outfit.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 9: Now we gotta help you. Now I am completely wrinkled
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  Speaker 9: with the outfit I got on because I'm trying to
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: help you get in something that you should not be
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 9: trying to get into. Now, when I get you in it,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: I got to take a shower and start all over.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 9: But my clothes is wrinkled.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: But guess what. We can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 9: Now you you want to put your makeup on in
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: the car with all the lights on, and I got
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: the dry slow so I don't hit no pothole to
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  Speaker 9: mess up your makeup.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Buy what. We can't say nothing.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: When we finally get that, we're an hour and a
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 9: half late. I got to carry your bag with your
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: shoes in it because you want to flip flop all
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 9: the way to the front door. Now you gonna put
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 9: your heels on.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: But I can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 9: When we get into the spot that we going to,
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god, everybody talking about how good you look.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 9: Then somebody go ask me what happened to your clothes?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 11: Time?
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  Speaker 1: Why you look all wrinkled? Oh my god, you look
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: like a mess. But we can't say nothing. I said,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: you had to get that out, and still can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Time.
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  Speaker 8: What's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 3: What you said?
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  Speaker 13: You know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I've been saying, we want to say it, but we
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: can't say that. All I said, you said all that
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: to say what Yes, the next party we go to,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be the same problem.
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  Speaker 3: You know what it is.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't learn how to tie a whole ponytail on
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 9: in the last few months, but I.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Took a whole cosmetology.
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  Speaker 8: I'm how to put off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wrap a ponytail up now, I know what
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I'm doing, but I can't satanis.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god, you got to carry this whole bag
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 9: of shoes because she want to flip flop all the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 9: way to.
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  Speaker 1: The They're gonna hurt my feet. They're gonna hurt my feet.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got to find a way to over open
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  Speaker 7: up a weave shop because everybody to head down.
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  Speaker 1: To the ass.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna give me some I'm gonna give me.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, you say, what's anny?
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  Speaker 11: Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: This cip mailhos a game? Here? Han, Yoda King? Good.
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  Speaker 1: This is Kim Whitley. This is Frankie.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: And you listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 8: You're listening to the.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So guys, here's a
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: question for you. Do you have a hiding place in
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  Speaker 2: your home to just have a few minutes alone?
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  Speaker 11: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I mean everybody should have some place, some little getaway
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: place that they can have some me time. For instance,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: some women like to have what they call a she
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: shed or a small room that they can read in
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: or just chill in.
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  Speaker 11: You know what.
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  Speaker 8: I love the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Men usually go into the garage or their man cave
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: or the basement or someplace.
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  Speaker 11: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Do you take an extended break in your home hiding place?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Do you do it every day?
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  Speaker 8: Is the question? Or does your family know not to
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  Speaker 8: disturb you when you're in your favorite room or you're
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 8: hiding place? Come on, Steve, I know you take time
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  Speaker 8: for yourself. Yeah, always done that.
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  Speaker 7: I go, I go to San Diego. You lead a house, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: get the hell out. Can't follow me down now, damn.
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  Speaker 7: Grand kids know how to use the elevator and everything.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 7: I'll be Damn, I'm going to Sandeggo.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful there. I don't care if it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: just not there. Yeah, I left.
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  Speaker 8: I will be in my bathroom for out words.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I was in the bathroom in.
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  Speaker 2: The bad because I have a TV in there, and
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  Speaker 2: you know, I do my makeup, you know. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't mean the water.
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  Speaker 1: You don't mean the toilet. No, no, no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: spread most of my time in the bathroom. No no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not there.
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  Speaker 8: I just want the outer part.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, that's a separate with the.
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  Speaker 1: I got my TV right in front of the toilet
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  Speaker 1: and a computer. Oh that's how you go from now,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you.
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  Speaker 7: I don't miss nothing because when I'm watching the game,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: I just get up and going in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the wall right in front of you. That's yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's I ain't nothing.
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  Speaker 7: That up a little highway. You can keep your head up.
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  Speaker 7: You don't want to look even keep your head up.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: The digestive track is more open.
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  Speaker 1: The slight little.
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  Speaker 8: What about you tell me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in my theater.
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  Speaker 9: I can get away from the theater did you hear that,
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  Speaker 9: rich ass? Yeah, yeah, you said a rich as statement.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't saying that.
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  Speaker 9: You said, my kids on my grand baby's on the elevator.
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  Speaker 9: I ain't saying nothing about your elevator in your house.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even say that. I know you saying I
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  Speaker 1: was going to because I ain't go ahead teeth.
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  Speaker 8: I thought I had limited Okay, all right, well July.
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  Speaker 7: Past his el Vader on my theater. Hey, Julior, which
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  Speaker 7: one of your rooms in your house is your theater?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's hear from the poet.
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  Speaker 4: I have a theater.
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  Speaker 10: What I had to do is take some some drapes
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  Speaker 10: and put him on the side of the TV. Make
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  Speaker 10: my ass at Fiel with the remote remote. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 10: make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out the kitchen.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 10: Drap's gonna get you. I'm gonna make a field that
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 10: boy that told be nice, ain't me?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: I go to my theater, thairly nothing. I can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 8: How many seats in the theater.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you so many. They can't find him
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  Speaker 1: in there? You shut up, Steve, where is that in theater?
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  Speaker 1: Go down front? See if he's.
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  Speaker 4: Down now.
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  Speaker 1: In the theater. I better take my hand down, look
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  Speaker 1: in the brock and the shoe him up. Now done,
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  Speaker 1: ask me where I go to get away? That's all
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  Speaker 1: I said. Man, well the lord is still blessed.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't even know you had If you're talking to
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  Speaker 10: you like you had one, I got to change.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I talked to you.
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  Speaker 2: How are you talking to him?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: And fro like he ain't had no thiat?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Now he got a thief. I got to change. I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: talked to him, man, mister nephew. Now hey, missus nephew,
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  Speaker 1: what time you go down to the.
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  Speaker 4: Head?
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  Speaker 2: Oh head, So Steve, in case you don't make it
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  Speaker 2: to San Diego, what what room in your home do
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  Speaker 2: you go to?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Where do you go? I go all the way down
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: to the basement. I was down there though, down there,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: just little man cave.
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  Speaker 4: I got.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, are you coming up?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: More of today's trending stories on the Steve Harvery Morning Show,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: and we'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: right after this. Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Morning Show. All right, guys, this story is just some
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: weird aviation news. The world's largest passenger airliner completed a
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: three hour flight using nothing but twenty seven tons of
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: cooking oil. They call it sustainable aviation fuel. That's all
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: they used to power the flight. It was the first
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: airbus A three eighty to be powered completely by cooking oil,
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  Speaker 2: which can be made with waste oil and fats and
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  Speaker 2: non food crops. Using what is basically cooking oil to
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  Speaker 2: fuel the plane cut co two admissions by up to
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  Speaker 2: eighty percent. Cooking oil alone can't be used as jet fuel,
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  Speaker 2: but it can be converted into a biofuel. The UK
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  Speaker 2: government has set a target for planes to use ten
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: percent of sustainable aviation fuel or cooking oil by the
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: year twenty.
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  Speaker 1: So the whole plane smell like friends, right, just flying
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: and just all that stinking like that. You ain't gonna live.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't gonna be a fuel your jet after hood.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you that right because we save our grease.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 7: We save our grease. Our grease is on the cat
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  Speaker 7: sitting on the stove. So I'm telling right now we're
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 7: not gonna be making contributions to that. You can get
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 7: that out there where they recycling and all that we recycling,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: all right, it's in a coffee can on top of
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: the stove. Yeah, so we're not gonna be able to
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: help y'all run this jet program y'all working on.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it. You take a hood out the
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: jet program.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, we not.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: You take a little jet program somewhere else until we
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: get voting rights. Were not contributing the damn thing to
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 7: this jet Grease out of me.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: after this.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: Did you know you can now buy a Hondai on Amazon,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 7: the same place where you order yoga mats, a toothbrush,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: and pretty much everything else, all from the comfort of
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: your home, just located nearby dealer. Pick your color, your options,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 7: check the price, and with a few dotting of some
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: eyes and crossing some tea's, waila, your Hondai is ready
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: for pick up.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: It's that easy.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 9: Visit Honda USA dot com for more details. Limited availability
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: pick up through participating Hondai dealers and select markets.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, it is time for a round of
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: would you rather? Would you rather be a bowling champion
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: or a curling champion?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Bowling who you're talking to? We know, we know what your.
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  Speaker 8: Answer is out the gate.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: We already know go ahead, Junior.
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  Speaker 10: Come, I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know nothing about sweeping on no ice, dog,
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  Speaker 1: what are you gonna to be?
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  Speaker 7: International? World class curling chap. That's an Olympic sport that
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 7: white people play. We've never seen a black person just forever.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be the first one and the whole time
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: I'm curly. I'm gonna have my mouth hanging open.
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  Speaker 13: Because you're smooth, because.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 7: I didn't know what they was saying. Yeah, I'm gonna
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 7: do everything. I don't want to sweep, though a little
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: racist to me.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: We always got an issue. We gotta I want to
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: be the sport. I'm not sweeping.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, would you rather be an okay looking person
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: but be very funny, very interesting, or would.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: You rather just be super fine, super hot and very boring.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: So I'm gonna be all y'all just say a right now,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 7: except for Qutie Pie down there in the corner signing
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: he's all right.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be all day. I know what I am.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: You need to get your all right looking ass over
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: here with me and Junior. We already all day.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 7: Ain't no need of wanting to be be because we
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 7: waiting describe a again, Shirley, all right?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: He would you rather be okay looking but very funny
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: and interesting or super hot and very boring?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: Which one?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 12: Still a?
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  Speaker 1: We got to be a wants to be a be?
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  Speaker 7: Ain't no, Russ got a chance of being b super
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: I'm hot too, though, Damn you're not hot, boy, You're okay,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: regularly looking assint.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Fine on top of your glass at us. Now, don't
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: anybody pick you? Cause you fine? I'm hot? Oh no,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: you all ready to love.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: Because you funny and interesting? That cause you fine? Yeah,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: all the expressive ass suits like your uncle. We got
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 7: a dress expensive because we strange.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: Looking, Junior said, if you're hot, turn the air on.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 11: You are.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 13: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, last
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 13: break of the day, closing remarks right after this, what's
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 13: going on?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: This is your boy Kevin Hart, This is Erica Baidu,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: This is Dave Chappelle. Yo, what's up? This is ice cube,
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  Speaker 1: I can't call it.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: This your man Cedric d entertainer and you're listening to
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 9: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: That my doubt. Did you know?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: You can now buy a Hondai on Amazon, the same
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 7: place where you order yoga mats, a toothbrush, and pretty
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 7: much everything else, all from the comfort of your home,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: just located nearby.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: D pick your color, your options, check the price, and
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: with a few dotting.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: Of some eyes and crossing some tea's, voila, your Hondai
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: is ready for pick up.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: It's that easy.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 9: Visit Honda USA dot com for more details. Limited availability
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 9: pick up through participating Hondai dealers and select markets.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Here we are our last break of the day and
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: time for some closing remarks from the wonderful, the one
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 8: What you got, Steve?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 7: You know, uh, I was just thinking about encouragement and
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 7: the things that have happened in my life to greatly
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: encourage me. And kind of, like I said, this morning,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: you know, I kind of woke up this morning. I
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: just wasn't myself this morning. I wasn't my usual and
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 7: I found myself thinking, you know, some thoughts that I
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 7: shouldn't have allowed to get into my head. But I
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 7: quick reverse that and I'm gonna tell you something that
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  Speaker 7: I do because I was taught a long time ago
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: that your feelings are a barometer.
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  Speaker 1: Of your thoughts.
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  Speaker 7: Your feelings are a barometer of your thoughts, and what
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  Speaker 7: that simply means is what your feeling is actually like
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  Speaker 7: just a thermometer of what you've been thinking over the
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  Speaker 7: past twenty thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: If you think, if you.
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  Speaker 7: Catch yourself feeling out of sorts or getting to a
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  Speaker 7: little funk, or feeling a little depressed, all you have
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  Speaker 7: to do is trace back what you've been thinking for
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  Speaker 7: the past fifteen to thirty minutes, because all your feelings
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  Speaker 7: are are simply a barometer, or however you want to
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  Speaker 7: look at it. You might want to say a thermometer,
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  Speaker 7: so you can say it tells the temperature of what
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  Speaker 7: you've been thinking. And so I had to go back
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  Speaker 7: and do that, and I realized the reason I kind
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  Speaker 7: of woke up on the wrong side of the bed
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  Speaker 7: was because I was laying at thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Some negative thoughts.
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  Speaker 7: I was thinking about all the stuff I had to do,
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  Speaker 7: all the stuff I needed to accomplish, and then I
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  Speaker 7: was realizing that there was no way I was gonna
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  Speaker 7: get it all done today, no matter how hard I try.
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  Speaker 7: And as I was sitting there man beating myself up
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  Speaker 7: for knowing all that I had to do, and knowing
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  Speaker 7: I didn't have enough time in the day to get
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  Speaker 7: it done, I started feeling sort of out of sorts
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  Speaker 7: and like, man, is I want this to move?
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  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. Well I had to catch.
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  Speaker 7: Myself because I had to be reminded of the Lord's prayer,
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  Speaker 7: the line that says, give us this day our daily bread,
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  Speaker 7: which God has mentally equipped us to handle today. God
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  Speaker 7: didn't set our brain up to handle tomorrow. To worry
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  Speaker 7: about it anyway. You can think about it and aspire
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  Speaker 7: about it and dream about it, but you're surely not
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  Speaker 7: to worry about it because there's nothing you can do
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  Speaker 7: about it.
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  Speaker 1: But I was sitting there.
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  Speaker 7: About worrying about today and all I had to do
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  Speaker 7: and how I was gonna fit it any day, and
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  Speaker 7: knowing I couldn't, and how I was gonna affect my tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: Bad mistake, Steve Harvey and you know better, And so
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to help you all understand that when you
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  Speaker 7: get into that funk like that, know better, like I
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  Speaker 7: had to know better. God has equipped us to handle today,
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  Speaker 7: Give us this day our daily bread. He don't want
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  Speaker 7: you tripping on what that already happened in the past.
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  Speaker 7: You can't go back, you don't get do overs, and
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  Speaker 7: ain't no need to worry about the future because you
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  Speaker 7: have no control over it. So I had to get
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  Speaker 7: focused and I had to think about, Wow, all I
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  Speaker 7: need is today. I need enough to make it today.
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  Speaker 7: And so as I was sitting there shaving, I was
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  Speaker 7: sitting up here thinking, I said, Wow, I'm up, I
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  Speaker 7: have a measure of help. I'm shaving. I'm actually okay. Hey,
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  Speaker 7: I'm order some room service. I'm okay. I get to
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  Speaker 7: go to work today. That's a blessing, not I gotta
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  Speaker 7: go to work. I get to go to work today,
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  Speaker 7: because that's a blessing. It's a blessing to have that opportunity.
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  Speaker 7: It's people looking for a job today wishing they would
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  Speaker 7: work anywhere, and I just need to get a check
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  Speaker 7: coming in here. I actually get to go to work
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  Speaker 7: to a job I enjoy. Steve Harvey, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 7: You got the nerve to wake up on the wrong
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  Speaker 7: side of the bed because you was worrying about what
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  Speaker 7: you might not accomplish. Have you taken a moment, sir,
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  Speaker 7: to just realize what you have that my children are healthy,
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  Speaker 7: that they all still with me, that I got loving family.
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  Speaker 7: Oh they had a dysfunctional moments. Oh you can believe
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  Speaker 7: that by at the end of the day. I bet
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  Speaker 7: they love each other. Hey man, you have options. Hey man,
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  Speaker 7: You're able to walk, to see, to talk, to think,
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  Speaker 7: to rhyme, to reason.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so many little things.
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  Speaker 7: I'm looking out the window right now and I'm realizing
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  Speaker 7: the sun is up and I'm free while I can
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  Speaker 7: go out there and enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Man, get out of here.
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  Speaker 7: You don't have the right, sir, to wake up on
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  Speaker 7: the wrong side of the bed when the joy and
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  Speaker 7: the gratitude ought to be that you woke up on
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  Speaker 7: the bed. How about that? Because don't you remember Steve
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  Speaker 7: Harvey when you didn't have no bed partner. Now you're
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  Speaker 7: worried about getting up on the wrong side, how about
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  Speaker 7: them three years when you ain't had no bed?
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  Speaker 1: What about that? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 7: So you're gonna lay up here stuck on stupid because
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  Speaker 7: you're on the wrong side of the bed. You frustrated
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  Speaker 7: you ain't got enough time any day. But did you
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  Speaker 7: ever really think about why you don't have enough time
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  Speaker 7: of the day? Because you got stuff to do. You
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  Speaker 7: know why you got stuff to do because God created
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  Speaker 7: you to be busy. You know why He created you
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  Speaker 7: to be busy so you can have the life you
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  Speaker 7: ask for. You can't complain about what's all on your
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  Speaker 7: plate when your whole goal was to eat. Sitting up
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  Speaker 7: in here tripping about how much is on my plate
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  Speaker 7: when my whole goal was to eat. Now he got
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  Speaker 7: plenty on the plate, and you tripping about that? Are
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  Speaker 7: you stupid? Steve Harvey? I don't think so. So I
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  Speaker 7: pulled my big nip wide nose self together and focused
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  Speaker 7: and got grateful and got my day started. And now
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  Speaker 7: as I say goodbye to y'all this morning, I get
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  Speaker 7: to go to work and do it all over again.
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  Speaker 7: Let that you're say, man, Amen, Amen again, Amen again.
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  Speaker 1: No holler at your boy for all Steve.
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