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Sister Odell, Hello! - 09.20.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all ba suit
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  Speaker 1: looking back to back down giving them more like amazing
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  Speaker 1: buck things and it's touble y'all true. Good to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Hay listening to me to other for sto quickly Moby,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join. Yeah, we need to be calling me
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  Speaker 1: have say you gotta turning in the love go yeah,
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  Speaker 1: very close. You gotta turn't the turn the time to lobby,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn water the water? Come
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  Speaker 1: come on, uh huh, I show well a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now
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  Speaker 1: one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'll explain something y'all. You know when I
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  Speaker 1: when I wake up in the morning and I say,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, what I'm asking you to do is
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  Speaker 1: it's old school, you know, man, And you know you
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  Speaker 1: say old people say I dig you know, never stop
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  Speaker 1: saying it. I'm sorry, but dig me now. It's just
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  Speaker 1: I want you to don't you really feel me? I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand what I'm saying because really, this
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  Speaker 1: morning inspiration is all given in the spirit of sharing
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  Speaker 1: and love. It ain't about to expose me in any way.
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  Speaker 1: That's not the purpose of it. But I found that
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  Speaker 1: in my morning inspiration that is best that I use
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  Speaker 1: some things about myself, because I mean, what better example
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  Speaker 1: can I use? Because I know me, I know what's
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  Speaker 1: happened to me. I know exactly how I felt all
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  Speaker 1: along the way concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life.
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  Speaker 1: I now fully do really understand why God had my
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  Speaker 1: life spend the way it spun. And here's the part
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  Speaker 1: that I want to give to you this morning, that
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  Speaker 1: first of all, whatever position you find yourself in today,
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  Speaker 1: we kind of come to one realization that we got
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  Speaker 1: ourselves there. We put ourselves there by a series of
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  Speaker 1: thoughts and actions. Thoughts turned into things. That's very important
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  Speaker 1: to know. So let's look at both sides of it.
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  Speaker 1: For people who think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things,
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  Speaker 1: and the direct opposite is true. For those who think
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  Speaker 1: positive thoughts, it turns into positive things. That's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's as simple as that, folks. I cannot break
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  Speaker 1: it down any cleaner, I cannot make it any clearer.
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  Speaker 1: Thoughts become things. So the one glaring question for all
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  Speaker 1: of us always is on a daily basis, what are
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  Speaker 1: you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are you thinking?
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  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts? Because I can assure you and
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  Speaker 1: it's not by a promise of mind. This is not
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  Speaker 1: a theory that Steve Harvey then came up with. This
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  Speaker 1: is a fact of life. This is biblical, This is spiritual,
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  Speaker 1: This is written, this is philosophical. This is the law
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  Speaker 1: of the universe. However, you need to drink this medicine
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  Speaker 1: to take to get it down and feel what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying to you. This is just the way it is
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  Speaker 1: now and here the cold part, folks. It don't matter
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  Speaker 1: if you believe me or not. It does not matter
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  Speaker 1: if you have never been explained this or not. And
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  Speaker 1: it does not matter if you think it works in
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  Speaker 1: your life or not. It don't matter. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: It is the way it is. It is a scriptural,
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  Speaker 1: it is a spiritual, it is philosophical. It's just one
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  Speaker 1: of the law of the universe. You call whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want call. However, you got to dress this thing up
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  Speaker 1: to put it in the phase that you can feel me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to feel me now, because this is
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  Speaker 1: all it is. So when I say that you are
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  Speaker 1: where we are today because we thought ourselves here, are
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  Speaker 1: your best to believe that's true? You thought yourself here,
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  Speaker 1: no one else. See. Let me explain you something. I
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  Speaker 1: got people around me who so badly want to take
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  Speaker 1: credit for it, but I don't allow it. But because
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  Speaker 1: I keep runting to the heavens, I keep pointing and
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  Speaker 1: and trying to say it out loud as many times
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  Speaker 1: as I can without being so offensive, that my life
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  Speaker 1: is by design, by grace and mercy, by blessings from God.
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  Speaker 1: My life is because God has seen it to be so. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but I got plenty of people around me want credit
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  Speaker 1: for and want you to not give credit to God
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  Speaker 1: and give it to them. I got that. I got that,
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  Speaker 1: but I understand that. See, I understand what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's a person whose design is to get the credit.
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  Speaker 1: But it's okay. It's so clear to me what my
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  Speaker 1: father was saying to me. Man, I get it. As
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  Speaker 1: I get older and older, he always said to me, son,
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  Speaker 1: everybody come with you can't go with you. See every
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know how people say that in church.
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  Speaker 1: You know, sometime they go people come into your life
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  Speaker 1: for seasons, and I I guess the same thing. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they season up, they're gone, well, you know. And then
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  Speaker 1: but then here the way they try to hold you though,
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna forget where you come from. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna keep it real no more. And so you
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  Speaker 1: find yourself trying to not forget where you come from
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  Speaker 1: and keep it real no more. But to what end
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  Speaker 1: is it to the good of your end? Or is
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  Speaker 1: it to the good of the end? To what end
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  Speaker 1: is keeping it real and not forgetting where you come
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  Speaker 1: from if it does not allow you to progress and
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  Speaker 1: move forward. I got where I come from. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to stay do no more. I don't forget where
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  Speaker 1: I come from. I know full well what I've been through.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what drives me, because I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go back to that. That's the push for me. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want that no more. I don't want to go
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  Speaker 1: back where I come from. I don't want to keep
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  Speaker 1: it that real no more. It was real enough for
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  Speaker 1: me living in the car. I had enough of that real.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it real now. I don't keep it real.
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  Speaker 1: I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want to go
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  Speaker 1: keep it fantasize it. I want I want to I
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  Speaker 1: want to keep it out of this world. I want
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  Speaker 1: to keep it off the chain. I want to keep
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  Speaker 1: it moving. I want to keep it ball, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to see what that's like. So naw, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna forget why I comes from. But you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: hold me to that though See thoughts become things all
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  Speaker 1: day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the things
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  Speaker 1: that you want written down? What do you think about
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  Speaker 1: the most? How grateful are you for what all God
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  Speaker 1: has done for you? Why are you at with that? See?
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  Speaker 1: Here here another law. If thoughts become things, huh oh,
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  Speaker 1: he'll come to moment, y'all. If thoughts become things, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you this. If all you're thinking about is
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  Speaker 1: your debt, If all you're thinking about is what you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got, If all you're thinking about or is old,
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  Speaker 1: woe is me. If all you're thinking about is every
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  Speaker 1: time I'm gonna turn around, I'm sick. If all you
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it's the things in life that you're lacking.
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  Speaker 1: If that's all you're thinking about, And if thoughts become things,
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  Speaker 1: how much debt you think you're gonna stay in? How much?
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  Speaker 1: How much? How much lacking you think you feel? To
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  Speaker 1: feel your life with how much most stuff you feel
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  Speaker 1: to not have because you keep thinking about it all
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  Speaker 1: the time. When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say thank you, when when it's gonna come out your mouth, Man,
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  Speaker 1: that I may not be where I want to be,
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  Speaker 1: but I show am grateful for what you've given me
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  Speaker 1: so far, for the things I have today because I
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  Speaker 1: don't have to have these things. You know what that does?
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  Speaker 1: That then opens up room for more stuff to come
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  Speaker 1: your way. To be grateful fall. But if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be grateful, man, let me ask you. So. I ain't God,
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  Speaker 1: I don't claim to be, but let me ask you something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you're ungrateful for the things we've got, if we
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  Speaker 1: can't show no gratitude for what what we have, why
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  Speaker 1: would God give us some most stuff to be ungrateful for?
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  Speaker 1: What would he do that for? Man, I blessed you
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  Speaker 1: with that. You ain't like that I gave you this.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't saying nothing to me about that. You you
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  Speaker 1: ain't feeling me on this right here. So I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what. Man, Let me stop giving this dude something
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  Speaker 1: because he just over here he ain't glad for nothing,
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  Speaker 1: Because if I give him some more, he gonna be
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  Speaker 1: mad about that too, Tad. Anybody feel me right now?
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  Speaker 1: So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand why I say dig me? Because I
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  Speaker 1: want you to feel me. I want you to understand
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  Speaker 1: and come to the understanding by saying you ain't because
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  Speaker 1: it's so many people got a deeper understanding than me
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  Speaker 1: about this whole thing. I promise you they do, but
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  Speaker 1: they listen to me. I'm just trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: to walk up in this light, man, so you can
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  Speaker 1: go on with your life and quit tripping yourself out
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  Speaker 1: with your thoughts, because thoughts become things. All days, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen, boards
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  Speaker 1: Mid morning morning everybody? Ooh number one, yoursel and a
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  Speaker 1: ventriloquis what's happening this morning? That right, it's not a
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  Speaker 1: dying art. I've been a ventrilous for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I've had a dummy sitting on my lap and it
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  Speaker 1: was comming right there. Show was dedicated to Tommy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he just said he wasn't he was actually why didn't
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  Speaker 1: turned because I turned it that way because I felt necessary.
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  Speaker 1: Don't needed something? Hi, everybody doing the day. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: than people. That's so many people, so many people. That's
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  Speaker 1: for you. I have nothing to say about you. It's
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  Speaker 1: just it's dedicated to people who own dogs and treat
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  Speaker 1: them better than people. Wow, I mean you got cold.
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  Speaker 1: I got one dog, but you used to have like three, right,
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  Speaker 1: we have five? You have. What happened? Well, the grand
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  Speaker 1: babies came and to the dogs. Didn't like the grand baby,
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  Speaker 1: So now the ass got to go because some grand
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  Speaker 1: babies staying. Y'all dogs. Please understand my parties is different.
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  Speaker 1: That's how black people who your parks growling. Yeah baby,
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  Speaker 1: yeah man, you're asked me to be in a home
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  Speaker 1: somewhere because they get jealous, don't they. Yeah? Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: all right, you can't your jealous ass somewhere. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: they get jellous, gotta gotta go. Yeah, another home and ground,
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  Speaker 1: let's say, partner. So what didn't happen the third time,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to find another home? The dogs? They come home,
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  Speaker 1: every everything was clean, cages, everything, because well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have I don't know how to train the
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  Speaker 1: dog not to be jealous. I don't know what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I can take it to some people who can
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  Speaker 1: They they're a wonderful home. Now they stay on the
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  Speaker 1: White Marine Ranch, White Moraines. She collects himself. Yeah, those
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  Speaker 1: are beautiful dogs, you know, and you know she misses
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  Speaker 1: him and everything. But go visit them. No, I amn't
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  Speaker 1: going to visit no damn dog. Now what about the dogs?
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  Speaker 1: Is snapped back on their owners? Though I've seen like
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  Speaker 1: a chow or something like that, pit bulls. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: we'll see. You're asked trying to mess around be a sandwich? Okay, child?
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  Speaker 1: Did you really? Yeah? Yeah? You got bit by a child?
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  Speaker 1: A child? A child? Yeah? All right? Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour, is something funny. Now the
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  Speaker 1: TV show Law and Order. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: guys heard about this story, but the TV show Law
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  Speaker 1: and Order saved this woman's life. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after to tell you about it and something funny.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny, Steve. Check this story out. A
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  Speaker 1: California woman is safe thanks to a trick she learned
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  Speaker 1: on Law and Order. She's thirty two year old woman.
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  Speaker 1: She was writing the bart train up in San Francisco
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  Speaker 1: when someone dropped a note in her lap, telling her
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  Speaker 1: that they had two guns pointed at her back and
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  Speaker 1: that they would shoot if she didn't hand over her
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  Speaker 1: wallet and her phone. She tried to get the attention
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  Speaker 1: of a nearby passenger by mouthing the words help me,
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  Speaker 1: but was unsuccessful. That's when a woman named Julie remembered
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  Speaker 1: a scene from a favorite from her favorite drama, Law
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  Speaker 1: and Order, where a person faked a seizure to prevent
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  Speaker 1: getting mugged. She says, she slumped sideways and started shaking
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  Speaker 1: and crying. She closed her eyes and increased the vigor
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  Speaker 1: so people would pay attention and guess what, It worked
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  Speaker 1: because because soon after that, a couple came over to
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  Speaker 1: ask her if she was okay, which allowed her to
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  Speaker 1: pass them the note, and then the mugger got off
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  Speaker 1: the train at the next stop. She did report the
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  Speaker 1: incident to the cops, but unfortunately no suspect was caught.
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  Speaker 1: So routine. No, I didn't do no seizure. I got
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  Speaker 1: hell at one time and fainting, stay in the flow, collapsed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be here for all this shooting. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how did it get it happened? He said, I was
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  Speaker 1: coming out to Stow with my boys and were home
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  Speaker 1: for the summer summer for college, and I'm in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: I come out to Stow with my boys and the
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  Speaker 1: dudes came up and hand these guns. I'll put it
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  Speaker 1: right in my stumbach. Just give me all your money.
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  Speaker 1: I just went down, Yeah, laid down. I didn't really faint,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, yeah, no, I ain't really fight. But
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  Speaker 1: that's all I got. Like, this lady didn't really have
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  Speaker 1: a seizure because she running from a gun. Is not google, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not good. The zigzag don't work from four feet surely,
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  Speaker 1: what's a good seizure? Joe? Here is your asupposed to
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  Speaker 1: roll back to? Yeah, maybe you could drool a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's a verbal one. Whatever it takes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they got to go back trying to hold me up
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  Speaker 1: and trying to hold me up because thinking I think
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  Speaker 1: robbing that. I think I'm thinking robbin robbin. I just
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  Speaker 1: keep saying what you're trying to say. What the messages say, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like junior things everything. Oh yeah, I seen that they
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  Speaker 1: got two guns in my back. I'm go shooting me.
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  Speaker 1: I need everybody look back here at me. Oh, they
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  Speaker 1: got guns in my back. Girl, You know I can
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  Speaker 1: get shot for that. You say that right now? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's what you can't say. Go ahead there, look at him. Man,
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  Speaker 1: give me your wallet, give me all your jury. I
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  Speaker 1: got to guns pointed right in your back right now,
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  Speaker 1: shoot me. You just say you need to try one
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  Speaker 1: of the other things we didn't tell you because the
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  Speaker 1: bluff bluffiness not good. Not a good time to shooting. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're bad. All these people look at doing and shoot me.
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  Speaker 1: Watch how much time you say. I know I've been
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  Speaker 1: shot before, I might be dead, but you're going to jail.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so uncomfortable. Yeah, I just just thinking Steve was
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell us about the time. Yeah, totally went into
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  Speaker 1: a different direction. What time you're talking about what you
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  Speaker 1: see at it. You said, what happened when you fainted?
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  Speaker 1: When it happened to you? But that was the Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah you fainted. And then but what happened after that? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I fainted. They robbed the two dudes I was with,
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  Speaker 1: and then when they started running away, they looked at
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  Speaker 1: me and said, get your punk ass up. All my
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  Speaker 1: stealth gone and I got him, went on finished walk.
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  Speaker 1: We've just coming out the game. We walked onto the
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  Speaker 1: I walked onto the house. Wow. So, Steve, have you
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  Speaker 1: ever like learned anything on a TV show that saved
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  Speaker 1: your life or have you ever had have you ever
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  Speaker 1: encountered any danger you know, like this in public? Have
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  Speaker 1: you been through anything? Well? I was one time in
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant and I had saw this on the on
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  Speaker 1: on what's that show up with the old where you
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  Speaker 1: Born to be not Born to be? Remember the white
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  Speaker 1: dude that was on Landy Griffin? What was that show?
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  Speaker 1: He was, Oh, Matlock, Yeah, matt Lock, Matt Lane's company.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about Barneyingtock. He's talking about what you thought
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  Speaker 1: it was Barnables drums or somebody barn Barnaby Jones. Do
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  Speaker 1: you think about dark Shadows. Oh yeah, I remember that.
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  Speaker 1: Mary used to come into every day from school. My
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  Speaker 1: mom be watching it, and damn Dracula. Man, I was
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  Speaker 1: so scared. I said, man, why don't they shoot his ass?
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  Speaker 1: Why do we keep doing this right here? Why don't
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  Speaker 1: they just shoot him? I didn't know you couldn't kill
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  Speaker 1: a dracta without shooting, because I wasn't thinking shoot him.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I saw Matlock one time and he had
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  Speaker 1: this lady was in the restaurant choking, and he wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: behind and saber with the hamlick. So I saw that
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  Speaker 1: on TV. This man in the restaurant was choking one time,
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  Speaker 1: and I was trying to get over there when there's
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  Speaker 1: a crowd of people, and by the time I got
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  Speaker 1: through to the guy started giving you the hamley get me,
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  Speaker 1: Get off of me? What are you doing? I had
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: grabbed the wrong dude, the other dude still, but by
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  Speaker 1: the time I got through the crowd, I was behind
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  Speaker 1: the wrong dude, and I started giving him the hamlet. Man,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Get off of me, sir. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to help you. You're a stupid me. You're stupid
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  Speaker 1: head on football jerseys. Uh, huh oh see that's where
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  Speaker 1: the confusion came in. Hey man, when do you do that? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't you think that's a real question? I got
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  Speaker 1: my money all right at me when I'm laying down
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  Speaker 1: flat on my stomach, coming up the nephew and run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. We'll be back right after this. You're
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, miss and will be
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: here with our national news and headlines. But right now
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: it's time for the nephew to run that brank back.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Shirley, it's it's it's today's title is too
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  Speaker 1: much Chickens just running that prank back. You know, you
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: can actually eat too much chicken. Sometimes you gotta call
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: chicken eagles. And that's what I do. I called chicken eagles.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: They eat chicken. Everybody on this show eat chicken, So okay,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: we call it chicken eatles today. Okay, what's wrong, Steve?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Not not just there you go? Hello, Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach Jason. Please Jason. Hi, Jason, my name is Remy.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I'm calling with BPE TMC. How they going. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: with the BT whoever that is e P E t
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  Speaker 1: M c Y. It's an organization we've been around for
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  Speaker 1: the last five years and we're trying to help different
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: things in the black community and wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 1: and give you a call and see if you would
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  Speaker 1: be on board of help signing a petition that we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have going around with VP E t MC if
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  Speaker 1: you don't mind. Okay, what is it about? Well, V
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  Speaker 1: P E T M c Uh Jason is uh, Black
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  Speaker 1: people eat too much chicken, and what we're trying to
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  Speaker 1: do is cut back to beat too much chicken. What
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: the hell is this? My name is My name is Remy, Sir. Okay,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: what do you mean by black te eat too much chicken?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Where we've we've done we've we've done a test study
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  Speaker 1: and we realized, sir, the black people are the ones
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: that are eating too much chicken. And what we want
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: to do is trying to cut back because right now
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: there's the Chinese and ask them, they eat all time,
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  Speaker 1: the chicken, chicken, food, young, all this yi chicken, and
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: white eat chicken, alligate, all this chicken, chicken, stir fire
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  Speaker 1: rights with chicken, and Allay said, you want to come
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: to me talking about a black person eat too much
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  Speaker 1: damn chicken? Did you ask the white people? I've that
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you didn't know? We're no white folks. I bet you
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: don't go to them, y'all out of them. Uh. Well,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna we're gonna get to that. We're starting
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: in the black community. You black people are the ones
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  Speaker 1: that seemed to buy the most chicken. No chicken. Guess what?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: How don't we eat chicken? And if I did ease
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  Speaker 1: chicken because he's man, are you think get something? You hey,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: hind of y'all got my number in it? Well you
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: get Actually we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh, and
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: we're getting a listing of people who buy the most.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Get supermarket, sir. The main thing we're trying to get
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: you to do is cut back on eating chicken. Now
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: what we want you I don't eat no chicken. And
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go and
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: eat chicken and don't call me even about eating too much.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Don't em a Calma phone? Do you got that? Hello? Hello,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Callaway. Is this Callaway? Yeah? It's
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: kind of who's this? How you doing? My name is
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Remy I'm with b P E t MC and uhh
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: who my name is, Remy, sir. I'm with b P
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  Speaker 1: E t MC. What we're doing is we have a
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  Speaker 1: petition we're trying to get signed throughout the black community,
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  Speaker 1: uh of some things that we're trying to actually help
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  Speaker 1: out in the black community. So b P E t
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  Speaker 1: m C is actually an organization and we're trying to
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  Speaker 1: actually uh save some things in the black community. What's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the what's b what is that? What's that stand for?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: What the here is that BT? What is that for?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: B P E t MC is is uh, black people
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  Speaker 1: eat too much chicken? And what we're trying to do?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You got kidding me? Man? Man, this is this is
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Remy sir. We're trying to get you all to actually
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  Speaker 1: sign a petition. What's going on is black people are
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: buying too much chicken. Man, this is a white man?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Who is this man? I am Caucasian, sir, Yes, Now
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: why are you calling me with this? Well, what we're
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: trying to do is we're trying to get how did
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you get my number? First of all, Actually we're getting
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: we're getting numbers from supermarkets that are letting us know
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the people maybe We'll get my phone man called ticket man.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Let me get Okay, sir, what we're trying to do
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  Speaker 1: is get you guys to cut back on buying check
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about you guys, Well, the black community is
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the black community. You've got going with it? Got to
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  Speaker 1: have it. Then I'll be calling my phone with the man. Hello, Hello,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Valerie A vow a shame. How
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: can I help you? All Right, my name is Remy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm with BPE TMC. How you doing. I'm doing fine
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and you I'm very well, ma'am. Listen, what we're trying
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to do is, uh, if I take a little bit
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: of your time, we're trying to actually get a survey
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  Speaker 1: signed by people in the black community. We're actually trying
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to help out in the black community. You areanization is
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: BPE TMC, and what this is is black What is that? Uh,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: that's that's black people eat too much chicken. So what
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: we're doing is we're trying to get back say that
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  Speaker 1: one more time for me. Black people eat too much chicken.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: You see, there's been a shortage in chicken. So what
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do is get black people in chicken
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and you want to do a survey. What we want
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: what we want you guys to do with sign a
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  Speaker 1: petition that you're not gonna eat anymore chicken this year?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Why do we make sense? We just don't eat chicken,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you know, we eat beef, we eat steak, eat fish.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I don't see you're trying to part that off the market. Now,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: why would you want to tell us not to to
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  Speaker 1: eat chicken? And we eat other stuff too? What are
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you getting in front? Because this doesn't make any sense.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: The test study, man was over chicken, and it just
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: seems like that this study. Who did this test study? Well,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: we did, man, we're vpe t MC and what we're
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: after doing the test study, we did realize that the
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: black people are the ones that chess only just do
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it at do black people? I mean, just use white people.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: But white people ain't chicken too. And she says that
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: has those diets and stuff. Okay, man, well Asian, what
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: about your Hispanics? Did you use them? Okay, ma'am listening.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: What the bottom line is, our first study is black people,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: and what we're trying to do is get you guys
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: to cut back on each Yes, Daddy should be everybody
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: This is something when should get my number from? Man?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: We got we got numbers from the supermarkets that people
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: that number from No supermarkets. I don't give my number
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to no supermarket. This is gonna make any damn sense.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You're calling me, interrupting me about something like this. This
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: is this bottom line. Man, you don't tell me. You're
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: not telling me what they are. I can't you know
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you got nfe them twist this up. Yes, you do
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: put this calling somebody telling them that black people eat
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: too much chicken? You and your partition. Would you like
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: to hear what the survey is actually saying. No, I
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear that the survey is actually say
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: it because what you're saying about, but the survey is
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: saying that this is a nephew taught me from the
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Valerie. This is nephew toppy baby
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: from the Steaking God. Oh what's you think? H Well,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: you know how much chicken do you eat? You know
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: what I mean? People hung up on you, man that
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: like that? You know how many of them Franks calls
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: to get three? But about thirty hung up on Yeah,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: get out of here. They knew it was YouTube I'm
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: trying to make my rent. You ain't talking about quit
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: eating ship nobody, especially no black people. Is there anybody
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: you want me to prank? Have you ever pranked like
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Denzel or anyone like that? I can see that. No,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: you didn't know you didn't. I don't like you. I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: got it, Tommy. Yes, Frank Freeman want to brank his
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: old way. He's one of the greatest actors on this planet.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Is that got that love him to death, But this
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: is this thing for him is embarrassing. Hey, the heart
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: loves who it loves. I'm sorry you guys, just got
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: an old boyfriend and it's coming up next. She's just
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick, according to Tom Brady, deserves another chance. We'll
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: be back Brady. Let him come up there and play
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: with him. Here what I said, you're listening, Steve Harvey,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: All right? Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says Colin Kaepernick deserves
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: a spot on an NFL roster. In an interview with
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: CBS Sunday Morning. Brady says he admires Kaepernick, the former
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: San Francisco forty Niners player and current free agent, who
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: made headlines, of course, for protesting the national anthem. Last year.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Brady says, I've always watched him admired him the way
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: that he's played. He was a great young quarterback. He
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: came to our stadium and beat us and took his
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: team to the super Bowl. He accomplished a lot in
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the pros as a player, and he's certainly qualified, and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I hope he gets a shot. He should, And I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: agree with Tom Brady. Now let's tell the truth. The
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: damn Patriots ain't bringing him up. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Our team called the Patriots, Yeah we're yeah. Let's see.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Let's see your print, Patriots. You've seen the emblem on
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the side of that him. It ain't Kevin to go there.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And I agree with what Tom Brady said. He deserves
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: to play. But this is clearly the NFL blackballing, trying
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: to make an example so they can stop anybody else
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: from pulling this thing. That's all this is. This young
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: man deserves to play football, but because he made a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: social stance and something he believed in, he should not
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: be banned from playing with a game that he can
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: earn a living in. And they know it. Then got
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: together with Goodell and all of them two faced it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Owners and decided they wasn't gonna get his cat a
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: chant because he's better than the majority of the quarterbacks
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: the league. Right now, I don't know how to damn
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: the Browns ain't called his as they hugging police officer
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: and everything. If our punk don't put it in the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: on call and that's what I need. Well, see Tom
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady carries a lot of weight, right, I mean,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: won't they listen to him? Because I never he's a winner.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He's a winner. So yeah, they're no powerful football players. Um,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: it's some powerful basketball players. No powerful football players. There's
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: too many on the team. But what what team you
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: think of you? Cleveland Burns, Cleveland Browns, anybody else? Anybody
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: in the age? Houston Texas. He knew he was gonna
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: come back with some teams that's old in two Yeah,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: and it's a bunch of them and I can't remember
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: who they are, but it's a bunch of them. That's
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: too You know what, what about Blake Bortles want they
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: wanted one. Hey, this is baseball. I no, you're not
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: that into baseball. But the Cleveland Indians have quite a
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: winning streak going on. Steve, you know that, right, yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: but still, I mean they made Yeah, that was pretty impressive. Yeah. Yeah,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: we're going back to the World Series this time, and
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: we're gonna win it. I think Houston going. Y'all thought
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: that last year. Y'all ain't going. No women's talking about
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Houston just cause y'all from Houston. You're not going. I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: think Houston's going. You know you thought that last year.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: You thought the Texans was gonna be in the super Bowl. Remember, No,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't think that. I ain't never thought the Browns
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: was gonna be in because I know good in here. Well,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: we're not ever going on a football We finished show
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: them something. We're going back to the finals. This ship,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: the Calves going back to the finals. But we got
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: a problem though, damn Golden State. Yeah, I just don't
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: see nobody whipping them boys. You got a new point
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: guard though, you know who. I love him. Now we're
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: gonna go We're gonn well, we're gonna go back with
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the hell out of Boston. All right. With Kyrie over there,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: it's time to get an update on the hurricanes. We're
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: talking about Hurricane Jose now and Maria. Please Steve introduced
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, miss and trip.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, guys. This is a trip for
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the news everybody. And yes, let's talk about these hurricanes,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: and let's talk about the earthquake. First. In Mexico City,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: at least twenty seven buildings have collapsed. At least two
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: hundred and forty eight people have been poorly killed as
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a result of yesterday's seven point one earthquake. That's right,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: seven point one. They're still fires burning in parts of
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: the city. Rescue cusas rescue cruise this morning digging through
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: rubble looking for people. Some people have actually called on
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: cell phones to people to say that they buried in rubbles,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: some young people in the school. So they're trying to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: get those young people out. Gas pipes are broke during
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the quake, and that's why you have some small fires.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: And yesterday happened to mark the anniversary of Mexico's eighty
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: five quake that claimed thousands of lives. Again, at last count,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: they say at least two hundred forty eight people have
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: been killed in Mexico as a result of yesterday's earthquake,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and that number is expected to get higher. Meanwhile, her
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: came Maria continues barreling its way across the Caribbean as
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: a Category four storm. It was category five, leaving a
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: trail destruction behind it. Maria arrived right outside Puerto Rico overnight,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: expected to hit it any second now, bringing with its
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: six foot storm surges, damaging wins and at least ten
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: inches of rain. Evacuation orders had been ordered for days.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Storm shelters were open. Maria smashed its way through Dominica
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: on Friday, then guadalupneewhile. A weaker storm Jose is causing
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: rip currents and high surf along the northeast coast through Thursday.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: President Trump's first have a speech before the United Nations
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: General Assembly yesterday. He called North Korea's leader Kim John
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: n by the name he's been calling him on Twitter,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: rocket Man, and said looked like he was on a
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: suicide mission. The United States has great strength and patience,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: but if it is forced to defend itself for its allies,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Rocketman is on a suicide mission for himself and for
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: his regime. The United States is ready, willing and able,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: but hopefully this will not be necessary. Okay, bats police
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and Baton Rouge Louisiana have arrested a man in connection
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: with at least two suspected racially motivated murders. They say,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: while the killings with five miles apart, there linked by
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: the ballistics. A homeless black man was killed. Another black
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: man was killed while walking to the cafe where he worked.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Due to the description of the vehicle and some other things,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: twenty three year old Kenneth Gleeson, who was white, has
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: been arrested. They also think he might have murdered a
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: third black person. And today is National Punch Day. I
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: think they meant the drink. We'll be back Eugene the
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour. Stay tuned to the
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced Eugene with some enthusiasm. Please, sir,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: come on, Stephen enthusiastm ladies and gentlemen. He's in Philadelphia tonight.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Please go see him. The Mamma's boy. Boy boy, you're
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: not putting enough spirit. Stop passing out this information a
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: little bit at a time. But just like Tommy, please
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: don't say that Steve. Now you know that. Listen to me,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Tonight in Philly, Mama's Boy is in
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Town featuring Thomas Smile, Johnny Gil Robin Giving and him.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: He'll be on it some kind of way. Ladies and Gentlemen,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Eugene the Butterfly. Oh my god, I would have to
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: get the recording. That was good. That was so so good. Stephen,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna allow this. Today is National Punch Day. Is
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: there a particular punch you like? Is it Hawaiian punch,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: fruit punch, um, tea, lemonade? Which one do you like?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: What are you telling room? You know? Punch? You know,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: fruit punch? Like? Like my favorite thing? Is I like
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: on a palmer? I like lemonade and tea together. I
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: love Hawaiian punch. Carla, what do you like? Throwback to
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: He's intreague? Do y'all remember, Oh my god, Jr. Fruit punch?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: What's what? What kind of punch do you like? Which
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: punch do you like? Not hards? I like in college
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: spike punch, but they just pull a bunch of stuff
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: in the bowl. You don't know what it is, Shirley,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I said, Hawaiian punch. Yeah, so this is when I
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: haven't it's so sweet, but it's so good. It's actually
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: too sweet now as an adults, too sweet. Yeah, I
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: like think it's too sweet. Eugene. No, it's never sweet.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: It's never to sweet. Steed, you can always have a
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: limit in my sugar. Listen, I'm if you do lemon
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you know the limit, the country time, lemonade, the power,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Take that what happened?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Take that powder it mix it with sprite. O. My god,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: that is the best punch in the world. You want
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: to make some jack? Now? What's that? Jap? Since we
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: just try? Who I don't want a hand? You know
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I waxed. Let's go to you know, wax Steve, Let's
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: go to break Thank you, Butterfly. When we come back
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: from the Break of thirty four after Toys are Us.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You guys heard about this. They're filing bankruptcy Toys are Us.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna talk about our favorite toys and this
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: whole story when we come back. You're listening to the show,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: say it isn't so. Toys are Us filed for bankruptcy
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: protection after trying unsuccessfully to fend off competition from online
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: stores and discount chains. Okay. With six hundred stores and
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: sixty four thousand employees, Toys are Us becomes one of
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the biggest specialty chains to file for Chapter eleven. And
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: it happened as a holiday shopping season is approaching. Yeah,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: you keep up. The online sales is big. I mean,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: you know, Walmart came in there like gangsters to man. Yeah,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Walmart decided, hey, we're gonna have all the toys in here. Yeah,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and they do. They have a lot. Yeah. Yeah, this
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: is this is really sad. I mean we've all been
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: to Toys for Us for how long? Yeahever? Forever ever since?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: For my key is Christmas toys and yeah, yeah, I
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: mean that's what we do. It's time for Christmas, we
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: go to Toys r US. You ever been in the
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Toys Us on Christmas Eve? No? I would? Yeah, let
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: me tell yourself, looking for one of them games where
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: they really I I went for a cabbage Patch Dolls
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Steve for Sheridan when she was a little cabbage I know,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: but they were so hot in the day, back in
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: the day though. Yeah, you had to stand in line.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: And I tell you the last time I was in
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: there looking for something really hard. Winton wanted one of
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: them Spider Man gloves that actually split the wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't, but I was already a little set my
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: famous then, So I just walked in and said, hey, man,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I know you gotta saw him in the back. He
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: looked around on the ship. Let me see what I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: can do for you. In this car, always a line
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: of people that arrow, said, Spider Man globe line. Yeah,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: back there about a tour, about a hundred people in
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that line. Yeah, they're all the way outside. Off to
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: the man. You need you got some Spider Man gloves
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: in the back. He looked. He said, let me let
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: me go see what I can do for you. So,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Mr Harvard King, I'm gonna put it in the grocery card.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it in a card, and I'm gonna
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: push it around here. What the linen is that? Would
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: you meet me over there? He put in the car,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: pushed it over there. I took it out with him.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: They and paid for it, went on to the house.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Good to be the King, isn't it. But tell me
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you're right though, it's always something in the back, Always
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: always something in the back. Some in the back. Huh
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: and you knew that, you know what's in the back. Yeah,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: why these people in this line over here there in
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: this line, so you can tell them we ain't got
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: no right. So now just going back on that palette,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: slide your ball one in there, man, I show appreciate you. Hey,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: what's what's a high end toy store? What's that story?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: New York? Yeah? Their fo a Schwartz uh Neimon Markets
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: has hell too. Now they got a little toys in there.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know they have any kids ain't gonna want
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: to play with them though. They ain't fun. That's just expensive.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna fun. Kids got to be smart. And on
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: this year there's a toy store high towards us. Oh yeah,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: and then you go to Nevens. Man, see what they got.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Sex got a little toys in there, little high toys.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Ain't the really fun to have. I don't like educational toys.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't even want to learn that phone and I
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: won't laugh rot you. I don't want to learn none.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Little kid boys coming through the toy giving you the problem?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Two points. I don't walk, no damn points. Man. I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: remember my favorite toy growing up was an organ. My
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: mom got me for Christmas. No, no, I do not.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: That didn't work out, but it was fun. I loved it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I just loved I love that thing. Oh my god.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: What was your favorite toy Steve? Growing up? My all
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: time favorite toy all times? Yeah, was the red Fly
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: wagon with the gates on. Yeah. Yeah, let me tell
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: you something. I couldn't play in my wagon though, Oh
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: hell no? Who was it for? It was my first career.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I was pop bottle hustle man. I was going to man.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You could get too sent per bottle. I would leave
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: a house on summer morning. You'd be back by lunch boy,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: come down, he eat your lunch at toyt Wow, Steve
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: coming up next to nephew, and let's prank phone call
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. You
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: don't want to miss that. But first, alright, nephew, you're
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: up with your prank phone call. What you got for us? Sarah?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Get mother? Sure, Sarah get mother. Y'all ain't never been
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: asked to do that? Hey, care of somebody? Child? Y'all
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: ain't been m M now, but they can steal care
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: that our girls don't do that. Nothing wrong with it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: But I need two right here. They're not going to
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: do nothing. Hell no, sure, I'm not carrying no more babies.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: They say they're not. Both of them got one baby
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: and they said they're not caring no more one and done.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: And what we ain't been to do in the last
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: thing we've been to do with you? I said, after
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: my pregnant, throughout my pregnancy, it's overrated pregnant, overrated orated mother? Hu? Yeah, Roger,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: can I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: How you doing? I go to the same church y'all
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: go to. Okay, I got your number from one of
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to Yauld, I could reach
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: out to you or whatever. How you doing today? I'm good, man,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I can help your your wife. Man. Does
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she work
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: out all the time? Yeah? She go to January once
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: in a while. Bro? Yeah, who who is this? Bro? Like?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to the
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying for
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: a long time. Many actually have some kids. And to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: be honest with you, Roger Man, it just ain't happened. Dog.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, we've been trying and trying. But what I'm
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: trying to do now just find another type of way
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: to make this happen. Now, you said your wife is
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: in good condition, right, my wife is in a good condition. Brother,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: What what did she got to do with trying to
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: have a baby. She You know, y'all already got kids,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: don't you. Y'all got like from what the brother the
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: church told me, y'all got three kids right there? We
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: got three. I got two boys in the girl. Okay,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: here's what I'm trying to do, man, I was hoping
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: that I could find somebody, a female that would be
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: a good seregant mother or what you know. What I'm
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: we want to have kids, man, we want to have
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: hold on, brother, you just said you you're looking for
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: a Sagan mother and the brother church told you to
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: call me. Well, no, no, no, anybody tell me to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: actually call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: You know, I asked him for your phone number so
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I can actually call you myself. Man, wait a minute,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: So you've been even eyeing my wife? No no, no, no, no, not,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't been. You're looking at it wrong. Listen. What
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I was saying is that your wife just seems like
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: a healthy, healthy person. I want to be able to
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: have a healthy child, man, I really do. Man, me
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: and my wife we lit. You called me about my
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: wife and you want her to be a share your
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: mother for you. I don't even know. While me on
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: the pool. Brother, here's the real deal man, me and
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: my wife, we can't have kids. We tried and tried
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and tried, and you know, biologically, we've just been going
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: through it and going through it man. And I was
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: just you know, i've seen your wife. She healthy. I
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: see you all the church all the time. And I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: was just like, reach it out, man, Maybe somebody wouldn't
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: mind being the Saragan mother for for for me and
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: my wife so we can have a child. I'll think
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you sharegan mother, do hold on them? Brother? You calling
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: me to see if my wife can be a share
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: your monther to your child. And I know it's crazy.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, know what you and and and I think
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you lost your mind. Brother, out of all the members
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: in the church, you're calling me to get my wife
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to have your baby. I know it sounds crazy, man,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I do. I don't know what, but ignorant. Brothers. I'm
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: sorry you sound ignorant. You man. That's so many places
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: to go, dr baby. I can take you down to
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: the county court house, can show your kids need a
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: doctor right next but you can go to Africa like
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: like like all the restaurants, people are gonna find your baby.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You're gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty thousand
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: members in this church. Do you know how stupid you sound? Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: are you trying to come across? Brother? You didn't done
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: it to hear me out, man, I don't want you
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to go and go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: we're looking for a Sarah good mother. We look, we've
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: seen your your wife and we thought she'd be a
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: great Sarah good mother. And I know it sounds crazy
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: for me to pick you out of all the people
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: that go to the church. I understand that, man, I do,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: but listen, we would love for your wife to be
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: to Sarah to get mother, and we're willing to pay
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: for this. But listen to them if you don't mind.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: We don't want to do this with no test tubes
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: at all. That way they they mixed my seed with
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: her with with with her eggs. We want to do
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: this naturally. War war war war war. You you just said, man,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you know you gotta understand a real man want to
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: do I want to do it realistically. You know what
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I under staying. Brother, are you telling me
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: that you want to have sex with my wife? But
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean you know you don't you want
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: to have me lose all my Christianity right now? Brother?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: You want to have a baby the real way, though,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, I don't give a damn
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: having this faike way. You tell me you want to
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: lay down in the ball wife, But don't you already
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: got three kids. Think about the people that can't doctor baby. Man,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: take your there and ain't gonna doctor damn baby because
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: you didn't go sit down, psychiotric, I don't have your baby.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Do you know what you sound like, don't crazy. I
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: know it sounds crazy. Man, I dude, I'll do you
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: get my number. Man to me and you get my number.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I got your number for one of the brothers at
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you like a man. I wanted to come at you
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: first and talk to you like a man and see,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: you know if you was cool with the proposition. But liok,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: talk to her. I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: talk to your wife and see if you've lost your mind.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I told you the answer. No, Now you tek me
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: gonna go around me and actually, which I ain't gonna
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: do is talk to my wife. Right now, I'm talking
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: to your wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: You call my wife wife next Sunday. I'm never we
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: didn't go through this. I'm talking to her next Sunday.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Next Sunday, I'm gonna whop you. You're't gonna do nothing
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: to men. You, me and my wife we deserved a
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: child too. You like you ain't gonna stand in the
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: middle of it. I don't in the middle of this.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: He lost. Man, you talk to my wife's next thing
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: you want to I got one more thing I want
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: to say to you. Man, is you listening to me?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: You say what the you gotta say? You can get
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: off my That is nephew, tiught me from the Steve
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: What this is? Who? This is? This? Listen this man?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: This nephew tell me Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Your home boy got me to frank phone call you. Man.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I'm over here, Man, my head is spinning. You know what?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Man got me brother, I'm ready to fight. Brothers. Hey,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing that you big dog man?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: y'all got me this morning? Man? Got me? Man, come on,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: tell me tell me when I'm still You need to
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: hear it or be told. Really you are stupid. I
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: mean there's not a debate. We've given you the title. Yes,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: you know how people be out there looking for the
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: What were they looking at not too long ago? Uh?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: That just passed up and elipse the eclipse. That's how
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: people come out to see stuff. Just cable Lee stupid
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: came to time. That's the fact that you didn't know
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: what it was. I mean, what was that was outside
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and looking up at the sky and everybody looking at
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the sky there was looking at for that thing was Yeah,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: it passed the moon. And that passed the moon. I'm
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: saying to myself, he couldn't mean the eclipse. But exactly
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: what I mean. If the sun passes the moon, asks
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble. It's too damn close, Tommy,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: what what the happen? The moon passed in front of
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the sun. You shouldn't have to explain if the sun
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: front of the moon as gone? Did you ask you? All? Right?
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, what is up with our girl almar Rosa.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: We gotta art about that? Well, it's coming perhaps, Plus
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: we have another strawberry letter on deck. You're listening to
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up next, Today's crazy
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. But first, now, if the rumors are to
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: be believed, if they are true, almar Rossa is about
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: to lose her seat at the White House table. Tommy. Apparently, yeah,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: apparently she doesn't get along well with her colleagues, and
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: sources close to the administration claimed that almar Rossa frequently
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: derails internal meetings with irrelevant or counterproductive interjections. The White
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: House Chief of Staff John Kelly is not a fan
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: of hers. He recently limited almar Rosa's access to Donald
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Trump since she's reportedly, uh, you know, she likes to
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: crash meetings when she's not invited. Kelly also wasn't happy
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: about the chaos that went down last month when she
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: attended the National Association of Black Journalist conference in New Orleans. Currently,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: amar Rosa is the director of Communications for the Office
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: of Public Liaison, but according to another insider, her days
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: are numbered. Reportedly, President Trump is trying to give her time,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: give her a chance to resign on her own. So
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: she get this job. Job. They've been friends for quite
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: a whild time. Get the job? How did Spicer get
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: the job? How could he get the job? How did
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: any of them get the damn job? He gave a tour.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: How's his son in law in charge? He gave it? Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: that's how I got it. He didn't know he was
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be president, and it last minute. He had to
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: have a cabin. He needed people. He need people. What
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: nobody ain't nobody to say to him on the camera,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: drip after you win? Can I be your hey man?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: When you get up in there? Can I get the job?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Ask them? Yeah? He did. Nobody believe that then that
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: night when he won, the should have went on to
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: put a little boy in charge or something, because I
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: like him. I like his little boy. They're a little
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: they're a little manager. Look at disconcerned with all this? Man,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I just want to play. Hell. Yeah, I didn't ask nobody.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Could I be the damn President's boy. I'm a rich boy.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I got with blazers with emblems on it. I gotta
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: drive what I gotta drive? A three nannies and somebody
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: to do my damn homework? Why we white? Why all
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: the wreck my life? Just as cool? Man, I go
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: down to Malago and play. I got a couple of
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: girls down there. Yeah, everybody following me anywhere I go. Man,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: we all lived in the White House. Where my girls
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: that from Florida. Man, I feel sorry for a little dude.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: He was all right, Wow, did you guys see Sean
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Spicer at the Emmy? I thought he was at the
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: last part of the intro. Yeah, yeah, to do a
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: crowd estimation like he did for the inauguration when he
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: said there were so many people, right, that's when Donald
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Trump said the largest in the inauguration crowd ever. They
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: paying that camera back, been looking at the curve, big spaces, bro,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: it was supposed to be people behind them. YEA call
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: it at a t L that board Global dog. Yeah,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: he's very very talented young man. Very talented. I mean
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: he can do sing act, he does it all right.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You should meet him, man, he's very talented. I don't
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: know it you one person. Everybody? Did you know that
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: he's about to do Collabo? I think with Chance the
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Rapper and all that. Yeah, time you gotta get up
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: with Donald Glover was a bad boy. Yeah. I don't
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: know how to get in touch with nobody. List if
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Monica don't get him on the phone for me. I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: just caught basically what I know him to do things.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I just can't say, Hey, uh on behalf of Steve Harvard, nephew.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Time I need to with y'all. Tell Denzel I'm on
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the line. We'll see you blow it. Say Steve hard
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: when you say nephew, tell me I how should I
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: do it? A lot of people don't well done? What No,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to say that. You crush them, sister, Yeah,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: don't crush them. We're not into crushing. You know how
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: to get people on the phone saying Stephen, no, no,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I want Steven say it to his a see say
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: it to because he needs to heat it. Say it? Well,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: you say it? Doesn't want to say it? You? You
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: go ahead and tell him butterfly, Yeah, you tell me
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: what you want me to tell him? He ain't famous,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: just got people want his autograph after the plate on me.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: He's something bad? But what do you want me to
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: tell it? That's the way I tell it? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: just we gotta go to the letter though, who you're
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: not on it? Damn it anyway back and held, I'm
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: tight here it is strip every letter. I didn't take
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: his job and say that you can't keep a job.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: He subject on this one confused. In South Carolina, I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: met this guy through my friend's husband. My friend hesitated
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  Speaker 1: at first because she knew that he was married. Long
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  Speaker 1: story short, I found out that the man and his
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: wife were having problems, and I insisted that she give
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: him my number. He called me one day and it
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: was on from there. We have been talking and texting
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: ever since. His wife found my number and called me,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: and I lied to her and told her that we
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: were just friends and only talked a couple of times
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: on the phone. The truth is I have been sleeping
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: with her husband for a little over a month. She
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: found a naked picture that I sent him on his
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: phone and knew it was more than a conversation and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: they separated. Apparently the two have worked things out and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: are now back together. I'm quite sure she doesn't know
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: that we've been sleeping together. I went to the doctor
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: yesterday and found out that I am pregnant. I honestly
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: don't know if it is his baby or my ex
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: boyfriend's baby. Me and the married man always used protection,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: but one time the condom did bust. That's what she said.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Deep down inside, I wanted to be his baby because
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I know financially I will be taken care of the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: rest of my life. He has let me know that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: he loves his wife and children, that what he did
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: with me was a mistake, him and his wife were
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: having problems, and that I came into his life in
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: the midst of all of that. Although I am younger
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: than him, I know I would be a better wife
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: to him and a mother to his children. I am
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: willing to help him raise his children. Steve, you were
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: all Stare's your name, Steve? Steve? You were always trying
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: to figure out what race the people in the letter are,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: so I will fill you in. I am white mixed
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: with Dominican Republican, and him and his wife both are black.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Should I call this woman and tell her that I've
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: best been with her husband and might be pregnant? Or
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: should I just keep quiet and tell my ex that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: it is his confused in South Carolina? You confused about
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I hate this letter. We'll be back. You're listening to
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show showing up in about twenty minutes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Sister Odell is in the building. Yes, but come on,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Steve with your part two of the response to today's
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Let's go. It's kind of stuff right here, man.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: That's fun when people write me. I say what I
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: want to say, because you write what you want to write.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: See what you're just living your life the way you
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: want to do and what you're doing everybody. But then
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: when you write me you want you want, you want
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: me to help you do? What do some mo? It
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: is here? Look, you're too hard on me doing what
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: you're doing. Writing what you write? Steve gonna say? What
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: do you say if you don't want what Steve? You think?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: What you write? A letter? Phone crazy Confused in South Carolina.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I met this guy through my friend's husband. My friend
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: hesitated at first because she knew that he was married.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Long story short, I found out that him and his
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: wife were having problems, and I insisted that she give
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: him my number. He called me one day and it
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: was on from there. We've been talking in Texan ever since.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: His wife found my number and called me, and I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: lied to her and told her that we were just
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: friends and only talked a couple of times on the phone.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: The truth is I've been sleeping sleeping with her husband
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: a little over a month. She found a naked picture
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: that I sent him on his phone and knew it
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: was more than conversation, and they separated. Apparently the two
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: have worked things out and are now back together. I'm
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: quite sure she doesn't know that we've been sleeping together.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I went to the doctor yesterday and found out that
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I am pregnant. I honestly don't know if if it's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: his baby or my ex boyfriend's baby. Me and the
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: married man always used protection, but one time the condom
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: dead first. Deep down inside, I wanted to be his
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: baby because I know financially I will be taking care
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: of the rest of my life. He has let me
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: know that he loves his wife and children, and what
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: he did was a mistake. Him and his wife were
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: having problems, and I came into his life in the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: midst of all that. Although I am younger than him,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I know I would be a better wife to him
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: and a mother to his children. I'm willing to help
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: him raise his children. Steve, you are always trying to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: figure out what race the people in the letter. Let
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: me straighten you far and go through far on that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I don't be trying to figure out what race the
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: people on the letter already nobody damn letter. I happened
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: to be an expert on race because I happen to
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: have been black the entire fifty one years. You can't
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: tell me nothing about it. There will be no new
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: discoveries about my color. Along the way I have been.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I've seen it, So let me kill that about you
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: right now. You're always trying to figure out what the
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: race of the people are, so I will feel you in.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: I am white mixed with Dominican Republican and him and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: his wife both are black. Should I call this woman
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: and tell her that I've been sleeping with her husband
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: and might be pregnant? Or should I just keep quiet
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: and tell my ex that's his confused? In South Carolina?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something confused? In South Carolina? You're
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: not confused. You are a liar and a cheat. See,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: let's just start with what you realize. You're not confused. See,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: you're the only person that's confused. Here is you, and
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: you've confused yourself because you are a liar and a cheat.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: You're not confused. You're lying and you're cheating. But what's
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: confusing about it? You didn't have to have none of
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: this because in the very beginning, when your friend hesitated
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: on uh giving you the number because he was married,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: you found out that they was having problems. You insisted,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: so you initiated all of this. The fair could have
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: never have happened had you not insisted on calling this man.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Now you find out in marriage, marriage troubles and stuff
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: like that which happens in marriages. And now you make
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: yourself available. Let me help you get through it. We
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: all know how the conversation. Then the woman calls you,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: and then are you telling you've been sleeping? She tells
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: you've been said, you say, Now you get scared, you
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: lie and tell him y'all just been friend. Truth of
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: the matter is you've been sleeping with this woman's husband
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: for over a month. Now you lie to her and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: you've been cheating with this man. Why where are you confused?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Because all of us that's listening to the letter are
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: perfectly clear on who we're talking about. We have street
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: names for people like you. It's women like you who
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: give women a bad rap. It's women like you that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: make cheating so prevalent in this country. I keep telling you,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: you know, women y'all say what y'all want to say
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: about me, Me and the dogs why they cheat? A
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: man can't cheat unless you make the cheating of available
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: to So see why y'all always dogging me and telling
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: about me and dogs me and always cheat. If your
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: girls were not so available and willing to beat the cheat,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: then guess what we would have nothing. Thank you, Steve.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: You know we gotta get out of here. Email us
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: or instagram us your thoughts on today's letter at My
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Girls Shirley and don't forget Tomorrow. Tomorrow at one thirty
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: pm Eastern time, I will be doing the Strawberry Letter
• 1:08:30
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• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Please join me. You can check me out at My
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  Speaker 1: Girl Shureley. That's where you can find me, or go
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: to Shirley Strawberry both on Facebook. But join me there, okay,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: so we can talk about, uh, the letter. You definitely
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: got to talk about Today's Strawberry Letter, all right now,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: switching gears, Steve, this story is just for you, okay.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: It is no surprise that women cry more than men.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. Figuring out now this is according to
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: a new study. Yeah, the average woman cries about six
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: times a month. Or break that down even further, seventy
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: two times a year. Now, the average man is going
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: to cry about three times a month. Didn't know that.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: But what is surprising is that men are less embarrassed
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: about crying in public than women are. Of men said
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: that they would have no problem shedding a tear in public.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: That's surprising to me, startling. Actually yeah, uh yeah. Of
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: men say they would have no problem shedding us here
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: in public. Now, this is compared to thirty three percent
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: of women who said they were fine with crying in
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: front of others. I cry in public if it's getting
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: me out of trouble. I cry on cue. I got
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: to be in something though. When my wife got the
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: code to my phone, that's a crying moment. I don't
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: experience work. Come on, now, what's your get to your phone?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: You don't think that's a not a crime? Mom? What's
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: your when the moment I feel a crisis thought? We're
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: out of this coming up next. You're listening to Steve
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is time. Can
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: you go get her please? Sister Odele, no problem. I
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: love her, he is her, so can he go get her?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Like he's got to leave the room out these times?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Lord help us through these Trevor times. Yesterday's help, but Lord,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: good mornings everyone was mortis is damn like de lay
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Good mornings everyone morning, damn good good?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Hi COLLI sister out down? How you doing good? Good? Good? Well?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: You didn hellou Jr. Mortus is so den you bought
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: your voice is steal a little piking, Thank you, thank you.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Gonna have to base it up mornings, is so? Deal
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: crises the phone in the hospital that time. Don't do that,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: you're scamper. It sounds like a crisis. It sounds like
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I call him in the hospital. That's how let me
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: hang up. The healing ain't went through yet, Timmy, Hi boy,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Sister Odell, how you doing? Yeah? Kate doing sweet. I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: gotta lit a call in and talk to you. You know,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I hadn't talked to Kate in a in a in
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: about a month. I'm hand a call. She's doing good though,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: she's doing very well. Hello Sherley, Well, Hello, sister O'Dell.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Welcome back. How are you y'all? What's going on today?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I said, how are you? Sister Dell? Fash we dit
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: in here. You misunderstanding? That's all? Okay? Good? I showed
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: in here. You sweetie, you ain't been speaking, so you know,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: why would you expect we're really looking forward? Well, sister Odell,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I have a couple of questions for you. Now. First
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: of all, did you see the v H one Hip
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Hop Honors? I think they were on Monday night of
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: this No, I didn't what happened? Well, I mean, they
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: did a show where they set the time machine back
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: to the nineties and they wanted to honored like the
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: decades game changers like Mariah Carey, like Martin Lawrence Warren
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: g Missy Elliott, master p no limit. All right, So
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: it was a really good and entertaining show. Um, So
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to know, since you're here, like they
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: you could you had a time machine and you could
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: go back which decade? Where would you go? How far
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: back would you go? Go back to the time that
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I was hanging out with Nat Turner. I didn't know
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: that's when slaves hand curry dash, that Turner got loosen
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: heading off and with just killing by that. That Turner
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: was something else. He was. He was a Maine man.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: He wasn't scared of no old body. Yeah, go back
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: down and then I'd go back to the time that
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I let me see Frederick Douglas, that's one of your favors.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I did his have one time. I corn wrote it.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: That's how I had that throw. I introduced him to Cord.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: You corn rolled Frederick Douglass half Well back then it
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: was called cotton Roll. Cotton roll. We changed at the
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: corn after we got free. Cotton wrote it at first
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: and didn't want to be the mind of the slaves,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: so we changed it. Brow I first did it was
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: cotton roke. Okay, all right, so okay, yeah, any any
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: other decades you would visit? Well, you know, I kind
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: of like the farties. It was fun for me. You know.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: That was right before I got saved. I was, you know,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: running with a couple of ballplayers. Girl, sat your page
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: and what's going at league? Me and satr page? Satur
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: do more and throw about. I'll tell you that. Okay,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: all right? Anybody else in the negro leagues, it's so good, No,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: just satchel. I didn't like too many of them. You know.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I won't only mess with your stars. Yeah, you want
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: the biggest star, you know, That's who I went for.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: You know, I went for big, big, bigger. You know
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I like you know, but I had on hand a
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: little running with Joe Gifts on one time, Bigger. I
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: called him Joe, sweetie. You had to call it a jail?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Why did you call him Joe? But all I needed?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: What did ja? Y'all? The one needed I put it
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: on him so hard one night, them two lads letters
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: fell off. Joe, that's all you needed. Huh, Well, we're
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: using that one time. One time we was at the
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Memphis Hotel. This is before you were saved. You said, yeah,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: blew the windows at the room. Wasn't a drape in there?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Did anyone call, you know, like downstairs, like the management
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: for for noise or anything? Because it was a noise
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: that hotel like what it was, and then most of
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: us was in there doing the same. Hey, if you
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: weren't having no noise and only wasn't making no money?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: What hotel is? An empty hotel? Is it horror food?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Was its only hotel? I'm just curious. Yeah, you know
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: you ain't a white want to come down here? Have
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: you ever dated anyone from another race? Sister Adele? Okay, okay,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: just curious. Nothing. I don't across racial boundary lines. I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: don't cross dress, I don't crow. You were um married
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: eleven times, all of them. A lot of white men
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: wanted me. You know, notice the white men's wanted me.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Charlotte Chapman. I thought he was so damn stupid, I said,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: just slow footed Kane Swan and something you don't get away.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: I like a man with a fool and much dass.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you don't come back? Oh yeah you can.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: You're always back. So we closed out the right way
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: and got a couple of other people holiday at me too. Okay,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: well we'll be back. You're listening, Steve, Well, you know
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: we're glad to be back. Glad y'all kept me over.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: You should take me out, so shout before glad I
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: could stick around. Well, of course, so I guess I'm here.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna trying to come up with something equal. Well,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: you said, yeah, okay, let's see you were talking about
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: some of your past h dalliances. Let's say before you
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: became saved. Yeah, I had a little running in one time,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: had a little bit. I had to break up with him,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln, honest abe just sitting up in here with
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: his slow right now, where did you gonna frial? Right? Long?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna day they won't shout? Now? What is you
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: in the meeting? Folly Loan coach on Shavey being come
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: onside man mancur patient, take it too, damn Loan took
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: your long and feel out them papers. I didn't think
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: it was mancwur patient. I thought'ta So we have you
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: to thank for that, sister. Yeah, I went on put
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: it on him, he said, frialm fell from the bed
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: free and lest free and least. Thank god, I'm minding
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: we're free and left. That's how we got there. Well,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing was one of my major accomplishments. Okay, I'm
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: so glad you came back to share it with the sister,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: put it on him and got us out. All right, Well,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: thank you. Ye, they don't write that any history books,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody ain't seen a page about me. And now
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: you know I'm reading you got the mancipatient proclamation. That's
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: what she didn't You just tell you're stupid? All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: that happens to you. Sweet well, I was just saying
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  Speaker 1: thank you for coming by, and we'll see you next week.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you know. You give a woman a set
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  Speaker 1: of breast and all of a sudden, that's all this is.
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  Speaker 1: That's all this is. Because you're still up in perky. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna talk to a woman that's got
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  Speaker 1: her stulf saying down. But I can put my because
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  Speaker 1: I can put my breasts in apron poppies. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: still you're gonna talk to me any kind of Wait. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't gonna okay, well, because one day
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be one day, keep living. That's what my mother,
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  Speaker 1: keep on living. You're gonna be down here with me,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna learn to appreciate it. Man. Okay, well again,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much, sister, O'Dell, I met the man
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  Speaker 1: You ain't noticed. I ain't saying nothing to you, ain't okay, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: see you some other day. Do have a good day
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  Speaker 1: thank you again. This has been something not yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: Don't say nothing when I see y'all. Okay, my sister
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  Speaker 1: All right, an entertainment news and according to bossup dot com,
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  Speaker 1: Wendy Williams continues to shade and defend a recent vacation
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  Speaker 1: bikini picks. In case you missed it, t I try
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  Speaker 1: to be positive when he called out to the gossip
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  Speaker 1: queen Wendy for viciously criticizing other celebrities and hoped she
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: would be less brutal in the future. However, Wendy said
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  Speaker 1: in a recent interview that she always jokes about herself
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  Speaker 1: and she knows that she's shaped like the letter p uh.
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  Speaker 1: Then she bruchaded t eyes right. Wendy said she could
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  Speaker 1: wear butt pads and all that, the same way short
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  Speaker 1: men could wear lifts in their shoes to seem taller.
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  Speaker 1: So she was throwing a little shade back, she said,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: grown people just throwing a little shade at each other.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Just grown people throwing a little shade. That's it. Yeah, Well,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: you know, she said, her parties at the top. It's
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  Speaker 1: never been at the bottom. She's always said she she
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: always said yeah. So I mean she's confident in her
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  Speaker 1: own skin. She she feels she looks comfortable in her
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: own skin. So hey, it is what it is. You're comfortable,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: y'all feel when y'all naked? Feel all right? So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll never say nothing about it's a big news story.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just out here trying to make this money. Man. Yeah,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: and you're doing that making the comments, don't surely? Because
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, did you look at you though? Uh huh?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like people just making the comments?
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  Speaker 1: Like I talked one of my party he already fulf
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  Speaker 1: Did you see Wendy? Did you see you when you
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  Speaker 1: type when you were tying? Yeah? But you know, I
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  Speaker 1: just like her for being who she is. You know,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: it is what it is. This is me. I love me.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: You have a problem with it, that's on you. You
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  Speaker 1: know she was in a bikini in Barbados, enjoying her vacation. Yeah,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: and Wendy was and there were photographers out there and
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: they took pictures of her in her bikini, and a
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: lot of people thought that they were unflattering. But you know,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: she's comfortable in her own skin. She's comfortable being Wendy Williams.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: So that's who she is and that's fine, you know.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: And what was your question, Tony? What were you asking me?
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  Speaker 1: And what I see? Oh you don't remember? Okay, it
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: was a second ago. He forgot that quick. He's stupid. Well, now,
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  Speaker 1: my mind, ain't my mind tall? Don't? No? No, only
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: in your mind is tall. No, my mind is tall, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: when you talk about brains, when it comes to brains, buddy,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: you what when it comes to brains? I'm seven ft.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just all let that marinate. Feet yeah, feet foot
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  Speaker 1: feet you know. Stop shirt, you trying to make me
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  Speaker 1: sound dumb when I'm really intelligent. Don't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: have nothing to do with it. Wait did he just
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: blame this stupidity on me? Yes, that's what you do. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: before we before we go, we don't get to do
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  Speaker 1: right a wrong? Can I tell you one right or
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  Speaker 1: wrong before we can do it. We have time to
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  Speaker 1: do it. We'll do it next break. Okay. Me and
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  Speaker 1: Junior had an argument. I just want to talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: M M, shut up, Junior. I can't talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: Just you just what he's what heard? Talk? Talk? Well? Yeah,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: like right now, it's strange my eyes to talk. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll come back with Tommy says he has one right
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  Speaker 1: or wrong. He has some right or wrong for us
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  Speaker 1: when we come back. I can't wait to see what
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  Speaker 1: he's cooked up today. When we come back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve alright, Steve, we definitely need you for this, Junior,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: and Tommy with right or wrong? Here we out. You'll
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: be the judge, Tommy. Yeah, okay, the first one is
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: not for the fellas, just just for the latest. Okay,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: start off with y'all. Then I'm gonna migrate my move
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  Speaker 1: on over to to Stephen Junior. J Anyway, let me
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  Speaker 1: just talk to you all about this here. Listen if
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  Speaker 1: till what you know, but listen, if a star phone
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  Speaker 1: phones to secure the star phone. You see what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Just do I make sense with y'all? Like it? Like
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: you're wasting time, so much time trying to think about
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  Speaker 1: a star phone company they're sending you star phone? What
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  Speaker 1: do they secure that week? You see, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to make sense to me. Just I cannot with you.
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  Speaker 1: Look at juniors looking up. Okay, okay, okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: let me move, Let me move to the fello, let
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  Speaker 1: me move to alright, go ahead. If you get the
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  Speaker 1: claps and it's spreads, tell him it's an applause. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. On If you get the claps,
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  Speaker 1: it's spreads, that's an applause. First of all, do I
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  Speaker 1: don't not with this stupid is he going on? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're going out, y'all. That's see y'all wrong. If you
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  Speaker 1: get the clawn spreads, that's an applause. Come on, Jim,
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  Speaker 1: I I told you he makes your head. Steve, stay
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  Speaker 1: with me. If you get the clawn, okay, no more,
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  Speaker 1: it's spreads. It's it becomes an applause. See that he
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  Speaker 1: wants to become an applause. You ain't even got to
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: go down to the doctor's too late. Then that is
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: the most ignorant thing we've ever said on the show.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta give me some mints, bring me to heavy.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have a crisis and when you hit you
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  Speaker 1: When you get to spreads, it comes an applause. Idiot,
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  Speaker 1: two year old woman. She was writing the bart train
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  Speaker 1: up in San Francisco when someone dropped a note in
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  Speaker 1: at her back and that they would shoot if she
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  Speaker 1: woman named Julie remembered a scene from a favorite from
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  Speaker 1: her favorite drama, Law and Order, where a person faked
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  Speaker 1: a seizure to prevent getting mugged. She said she slumped
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  Speaker 1: guess what, it worked because because soon after that, a
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  Speaker 1: couple came over to ask her if she was okay,
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  Speaker 1: which allowed her to pass them the note, and then
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  Speaker 1: the mugger got off the train at the next stop. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: She did report the incident to the but unfortunately no
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  Speaker 1: suspect was caught. So routine. No, I didn't do no seizure.
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  Speaker 1: I got hell at one time and fainted straight in
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  Speaker 1: the flow, collapsed. I'm not gonna be here for all
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: this shooting. Steve, how did it get it happen? He said?
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  Speaker 1: I was coming out to Stow with my boys, and
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: we were home for the summer summer for college, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm in Cleveland. I come out to Stow with my
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  Speaker 1: boys and the dudes came up and had these guns.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put it right in my stomach. Just give me
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  Speaker 1: all your money. I just went, oh, no, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: really fright, but that's all I got. Like this lady
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  Speaker 1: didn't really have a seizure, because running from a gun
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: at close rage is not good. Surely what's a good seizure? Joe?
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  Speaker 1: Here is your asps to roll back to Yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you could drool a little little bit. You know, that's
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  Speaker 1: a verbal one. Whatever it takes. Yeah, you got to
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  Speaker 1: go back. You go trying to hold me up and
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: trying to hold me up thinking I think robbing that.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: I think I'm thinking robbin, robbin. I just keep saying
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: what you're trying to say, what the messages say, like
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  Speaker 1: junior things everything. Oh yeah, I seen that they got
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: two guns in my back. I'm going shooting me. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: everybody look back here at me. Oh, they got guns
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  Speaker 1: in my back. You can get shot for that. You
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  Speaker 1: say that right now. Okay, here's what you can't say.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead there, look at him. Man, give me your wallet,
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  Speaker 1: give me all your jury. I got to guns pointed
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  Speaker 1: right in your back right now, shoot me. You just
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  Speaker 1: say you need to try one of the other things
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: we didn't tell you, because man, the bluff bluffiness not good.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a good time to shooting. Yeah, yeah, you're bad.
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  Speaker 1: All these people looking at doing and shoot meat. How
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  Speaker 1: much time you said? I know I've been shot before,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: I might be dead, but you're going to jail. I'm
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. Yeah, I just was just thinking. Steve was
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: gonna tell us about the time. Yeah, totally went into
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: a different direction. What time you're talking about? When you
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: said it? You said what happened when you faint it?
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  Speaker 1: When it happened to you? But that was the end,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: and he went out, Yeah that was the end. Yeah. So, Steve,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: have you ever like learned anything on a TV show
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: that saved your life or have you ever had have
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: you ever encountered any danger? I was one time in
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: the restaurant and I had saw this on the what's
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  Speaker 1: that show up with the old where you bonna be?
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  Speaker 1: Not born to be? Remember the white Dude? It was
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  Speaker 1: on Andy Griffin. Oh, Matt Luck, Yeah, Matt Lock, Matt
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  Speaker 1: Lee's company. You're talking about Barney who you're talking about Luck?
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  Speaker 1: He's talking about what you thought it was a little
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  Speaker 1: Barnabus Jones or so much bas Barnaby Jones. You think
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: about Dark Shadows? Oh yeah, I remember that. Mary used
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  Speaker 1: to come into every day from school. My mom be
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: watching it. The damn Dracula. Man. I was so scared.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: I said, man, why don't they shoot his ass? As
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: far as we keep doing this, right, why don't they
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: just shoot him? I didn't know you couldn't kill a
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: dractor without shooting, because I was thinking to shoot him.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I saw Mattlock one time and he had
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: this lady was in the restaurant choking, and he wouldn't
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: behind and saving with the hamleck. So I saw that
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: on TV. This man at the restaurant was choking one time,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: and I was trying to get over there when there
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: was a crowd of people, and by the time I
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: got through to the guy started giving them the hamlet.
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  Speaker 1: Get get off of me? What are you doing? I
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  Speaker 1: had grabbed the wrong dude with other dude still, but
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: by the time I got through the crowd, I was
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: behind the wrong dude and I started giving him the hamlet. Man,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Get off of me, sir, s
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you. You're stupid. You had on
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: football jersey. Huh oh. See that's where the confusion came in.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, what do you do? Why? Why didn't you
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: think that's a real question? I got my money, all right?
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: Hard to rob me when I'm laying down flat on
• 1:39:15
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