7:15 Idiotology July 21, 2026: "Quicker than the detour"
Would it surprise you that Taco Bell traffic has sunk after lettuce tied to parasite outbreak, Headline of the Week contender #3: Naked woman attacks her mom with hand saw, hits her with pickup truck, Locals in a town in Greece keep driving over buckled bridge because "it's quicker than the detour"
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