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Asko The CLO, Getting Rid Of Company, Kwanzaa Party Rules, Bad Pot Luck, and more! - 01.02.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Harvey got a radio show. Hell man. God is in
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  Speaker 2: the blessing business all day every day.
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  Speaker 8: God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes
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  Speaker 8: the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has
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  Speaker 8: for me.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I want.
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  Speaker 8: I just want God's favor, and I want God's blessings.
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  Speaker 8: You know, of course I need his mercy and his grace,
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  Speaker 8: but I just want his blessings and his favor.
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  Speaker 2: I want.
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  Speaker 8: I want that in my life because it does things
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  Speaker 8: for me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself.
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  Speaker 8: And I've been a recipient of many of those. And
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  Speaker 8: you can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really,
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  Speaker 8: you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's
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  Speaker 8: a blessed. If you're getting one day closer to anything
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  Speaker 8: you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let
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  Speaker 8: me talk to you about this part right here, folks,
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  Speaker 8: because this is the part that messages people up a
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  Speaker 8: great deal.
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  Speaker 2: What happens when you get off track? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: What does that mean? When you get off track? See?
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  Speaker 2: I've been off track.
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  Speaker 8: I can't tell you how many times, and it happens
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  Speaker 8: in so many aspects of your life. But what is
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  Speaker 8: it that makes getting off track so debilitating to some people?
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  Speaker 8: You know, there are some people who want theay off track.
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  Speaker 8: They of course, they off the dream, They on to
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  Speaker 8: something else. And you cannot allow the fact that you've
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  Speaker 8: gotten off track to stop you.
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  Speaker 2: Can. I tell you something? Everybody gets off track.
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  Speaker 8: There are people who are living their life's dreams in
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  Speaker 8: spite of getting off track. See what happens when you
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  Speaker 8: get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The
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  Speaker 8: simple thing is just to get back on track. Now
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  Speaker 8: that's that's But that's easier said than done, ain't it.
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  Speaker 2: Steve?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because see, people, when you get off track. Here's
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  Speaker 8: some of the things that happen. See you get the
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  Speaker 8: here come to nay says some of them from the outside,
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  Speaker 8: some of them internally. Here's what gets said when you
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  Speaker 8: get off track. See, I told you, I told you.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 8: You start hearing that it's not for you. Okay, this
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  Speaker 8: is all just because you got off track. It's not
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  Speaker 8: for you. Okay, here's another one. It ain't meant to be.
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  Speaker 8: You can hear it all. You could say it. Well,
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  Speaker 8: I guess it's just not meant to be. But let
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  Speaker 8: me ask you a question, though, who made the rule
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  Speaker 8: that when you get off track you can't get back on?
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  Speaker 2: Who made that rule?
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  Speaker 8: Where has that written that once you get off track
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  Speaker 8: you can't get back on? See, because I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 8: you something, folks, there's no such rule. As a matter
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  Speaker 8: of fact, it's quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit
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  Speaker 8: of a dream, a goal, an aspiration, or mission is
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  Speaker 8: going to get off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed.
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  Speaker 8: There are going to be days where you're not going
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  Speaker 8: to get it right. There are going to be days
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  Speaker 8: where you feel like giving up. There's going to be
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  Speaker 8: days when you're just gonna flat out get it wrong.
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  Speaker 2: That's the journey.
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  Speaker 8: But let me tell you some Every successful person that
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  Speaker 8: I know, ever met, talked to, set out, and chopped
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  Speaker 8: it up with, have shared one thing in common. We
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  Speaker 8: all get off track. We all get it wrong along
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  Speaker 8: the way. I don't care who the person is. The
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  Speaker 8: president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor got
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  Speaker 8: it wrong along the way. Quiet director, go, I got
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  Speaker 8: it wrong along the way. The principle at your school
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  Speaker 8: got it wrong along the way. The valve of victorian
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  Speaker 8: of your class got it wrong along the way. The
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  Speaker 8: star of the team got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 8: They've all been off track. Your boss down at your job,
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  Speaker 8: he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor
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  Speaker 8: got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that
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  Speaker 8: has any measure of success in every level that you
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  Speaker 8: call success, however you want to label it, has gotten
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  Speaker 8: off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen
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  Speaker 8: to me, it is impossible not to get off track
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  Speaker 8: in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible.
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  Speaker 8: Don't you let nobody tell you that they got through
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  Speaker 8: life unscathed, that they made it because they were just
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  Speaker 8: so determined, and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: you might not have let nothing turn you back because
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  Speaker 8: you hear Oh, but you thought about it. Oh, you
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  Speaker 8: thought about it on days when you was off track.
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  Speaker 8: But see, people don't like to tell the whole story.
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  Speaker 8: They just want you to think as much as you
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  Speaker 8: can about them. So when they tell you their story,
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  Speaker 8: they leave out the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Along the way. It was just hard work and determination
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  Speaker 2: that got me here. No, it wasn't, No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 8: It was the fact that you got off track and
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  Speaker 8: the grace and of God allowed you to get back on.
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  Speaker 8: His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you
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  Speaker 8: would not believe what some of the people have done.
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  Speaker 8: So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers
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  Speaker 8: outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell
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  Speaker 8: you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See,
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  Speaker 8: it don't matter what other people say out there. And
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  Speaker 8: it takes some time for you to learn this. And
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  Speaker 8: I understand because it took me some time to learn it. See,
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  Speaker 8: I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I
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  Speaker 8: ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that
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  Speaker 8: love me, for the ones that get me, for the
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  Speaker 8: ones that understand what I'm really trying to do.
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  Speaker 2: And so don't you be the one.
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  Speaker 8: That doesn't allow yourself to get back on track when
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  Speaker 8: you get off track, Because, like I said, who made
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  Speaker 8: the rule up that you can't get back on track?
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  Speaker 8: There's no such rule out there. Stop stopping yourself from
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  Speaker 8: getting it right. So what you started to die at
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  Speaker 8: the beginning of the year, and you already off start
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  Speaker 8: another one, start over, try it again, don't ever stop trying.
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  Speaker 2: If you stop trying, you can't make it.
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  Speaker 8: But if you never give up the effort, if you
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  Speaker 8: never give up and say it's over, it ain't over.
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  Speaker 8: You heard the saying it ain't over, to the fat
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  Speaker 8: lady saying I never invite her.
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  Speaker 2: She's not invited. It ain't over.
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  Speaker 8: To the fat lady saying I don't know where the
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  Speaker 8: fat lady stay. I have not send her an invitation
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  Speaker 8: to none of my events. She's not welcome here. She
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  Speaker 8: didn't ask me a couple of times how come I
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  Speaker 8: never get invited?
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  Speaker 2: Because you're gonna start saying it and.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't got time for that, all right, stop inviting
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  Speaker 8: the fat lady to all your events.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, hey, I ain't never done that in my life.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us?
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  Speaker 9: Nef Kappa's funeral at the club. Kappa's funeral at the club.
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  Speaker 9: Let's go catch out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach to James.
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  Speaker 13: James, Yeah, yeah, what's up.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, This This is Gerald. I was a friend of
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  Speaker 2: your friend Chapel.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Chappa just passed away last week, right, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 9: know they supposed to had a funeral and stuff over
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  Speaker 9: at at my Baptist church. And uh, I don't really
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  Speaker 9: know you, but me and me and Choppa and a
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  Speaker 9: bunch of rest those man we used to hang out
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  Speaker 9: at the club not too far from the house. You know,
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  Speaker 9: That's pretty much where Chopper was all the time at
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  Speaker 9: the club. Anyway, what a bunch of us was over
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  Speaker 9: at the club talking man, and I was we was
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  Speaker 9: really want to reach out to one of the family members,
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  Speaker 9: you know. And then somebody said you was, you know,
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  Speaker 9: kind of a good friend of his, and we we
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  Speaker 9: we we decided to call you.
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  Speaker 2: And see if you didn't mind.
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  Speaker 9: Do you think that you can talk to some of
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  Speaker 9: the family members and see if they don't mind having
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  Speaker 9: the funeral.
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  Speaker 2: At the club.
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  Speaker 13: At the club.
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  Speaker 9: See what, let me, let me try to explain something
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  Speaker 9: to you, Jane. What we're trying to do is, see,
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  Speaker 9: we believe that we believe you.
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  Speaker 13: Said at the club, come on the club funeral.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what I understand it.
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  Speaker 9: But see, see choppeer Chopper ain't really go to church
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  Speaker 9: a whole lot.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. He ain't really really go
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  Speaker 2: along as I've been knowing him. Now. He loved the
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  Speaker 2: law and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 13: Player, But these are church going folks.
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  Speaker 2: I understand.
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  Speaker 9: But see, Chopel wouldn't Chapel when Chapel went to the club.
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  Speaker 9: So what I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral
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  Speaker 9: at the club.
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  Speaker 13: Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
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  Speaker 13: at no club, man, Come on, No, no, I can't.
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  Speaker 9: But but what what I'm saying is, though, is that
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  Speaker 9: he wasn't really, he wasn't really.
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  Speaker 2: No church going person. I believe that a person ought
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  Speaker 2: to be.
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  Speaker 9: Uh, the last words are to be said over him
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  Speaker 9: in a place he's more familiar with.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 13: A player? Player? No, I don't. I don't know what
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  Speaker 13: you mean. No, just just gotta be a funeral. This
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  Speaker 13: is this is a church for I go to church and
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  Speaker 13: all my folks go to church. Now we gotta do
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  Speaker 13: this thing up in church. This is a church thing.
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  Speaker 9: But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand
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  Speaker 9: where I'm coming from? Know there a man ought to
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  Speaker 9: have gone on and and the last words are to
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  Speaker 9: be in a place he more familiar with.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if he went to church, then I understand that.
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  Speaker 13: You said, oh bro, hell no no, See, it's a
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  Speaker 13: chance to get itself right. And we don't we don't
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  Speaker 13: have them up in church in front of everybody. You know,
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  Speaker 13: that don't make sense? Who's this again? I mean, who
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  Speaker 13: are you?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Gerald, But.
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  Speaker 13: Who is Gerald?
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  Speaker 5: I mean?
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  Speaker 14: How do you?
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  Speaker 13: How do you relate to this? Are you a preacher?
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  Speaker 2: Or are you not?
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  Speaker 11: Are you?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no, I'm I was friends with Chopper and
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  Speaker 9: see I hung out at the club and still hang
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  Speaker 9: out there with a whole bunch of you know, was
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  Speaker 9: real good friends with Chopper, and we were saying that,
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  Speaker 9: you know, Choppers, the last words about Chopper or to
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  Speaker 9: be said at the club, because see that's what Chopper was.
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  Speaker 2: But five six days a week, that's what Chopper was.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, but what church are you affiliated with?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, what, what?
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  Speaker 13: Why the hell would I I try to talk to
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  Speaker 13: the family, make me look stupid in front of the family,
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  Speaker 13: telling them to put this thing in the club. How
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  Speaker 13: is that gonna go off?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: See, see that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 13: You know them way more than we do, because see
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  Speaker 13: that you're talking about trying to move from a damn
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  Speaker 13: funeral at a church to a damn nightclub or a
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  Speaker 13: strip club or something.
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  Speaker 2: Not no strip club, just a nightclub.
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  Speaker 13: I mean you talking about having folks travel from across
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  Speaker 13: the country and meeting in the damn club. What kind
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  Speaker 13: of that?
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  Speaker 2: But that what Chaper was, That's what Chapel was.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna look, if I'm the one telling them this
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  Speaker 13: rooted to the damn.
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  Speaker 2: Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying.
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  Speaker 13: To I'm gonna look like a fool.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not. You're gonna look like somebody's trying to
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  Speaker 2: keep it real.
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  Speaker 13: When come to the damn funeral if I do something
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  Speaker 13: like that.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, let me ask you this, hit in. Let
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  Speaker 9: me ask you this here, Jane. Do you think do
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  Speaker 9: you think you can maybe get the body and bring
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  Speaker 9: it over to the club now, well, just saying before
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  Speaker 9: they even do the funeral or whatever.
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  Speaker 13: Hell, no, I ain't touching getting to walk in the
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  Speaker 13: dog by myself. Don't touch this body for hell now.
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  Speaker 9: We're just trying to say our last words. That chopper
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  Speaker 9: man in the place, that chopper moment.
• 19:02
  Speaker 13: No him again for you. You get my number.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Somebody at the club had your number said you was print.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: What do y'all call me?
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: Of all folk, y'all call.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Me, they say you good. You in with the family,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: and you can tell me.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: In with the family.
• 19:17
  Speaker 13: But I ain't in in the family. Make me look stupid?
• 19:20
  Speaker 15: Tell now, won't y'all?
• 19:22
  Speaker 13: I get out of them to the family, y'all call
• 19:24
  Speaker 13: the family, y'all tell them that yourself.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Man, I won't. I just trying to get you to
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: bring the body by man.
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: And let us No, I ain't touching nobody.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: We just want to have one last drink with Chopper.
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: Man, you have one with your boys and you get
• 19:39
  Speaker 13: together with them and y'all talk about Bottom and let
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: him know how Chopper was, what kind of prison he was,
• 19:45
  Speaker 13: what kind of person we.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Need to We want Chopp up to be there. This Chopper,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: this is Chopper. You talking about.
• 19:51
  Speaker 13: Bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be up
• 19:55
  Speaker 13: in the church.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: We want to have Chopper at the club.
• 19:58
  Speaker 13: We'll win no more man, y'all fuller, Well, we know
• 20:02
  Speaker 13: my looking like a fool at a damn funeral?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: What this about Chopper?
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: Yo?
• 20:07
  Speaker 13: And damn writing about Chopping?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: You'll break Chopper to that club.
• 20:11
  Speaker 13: Y'all tripping, man, I ain't doing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 15: I'm just going to this funeral.
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna care to say what I think about chopping.
• 20:17
  Speaker 15: And I'm tall.
• 20:18
  Speaker 13: If y'all want to add Clevey in front of town,
• 20:20
  Speaker 13: y'all call up filling y'all selfing you this look.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I want to say.
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: I don't even know what what what this his nephew
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just got
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: pranked by your boy, this nephew Timmy man from the
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy told me to prank
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: you man.
• 20:50
  Speaker 13: I just know y'all ain't did it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: This is nephew, no, no play.
• 20:57
  Speaker 13: Oh man, I can't believe this. No, he didn't. I
• 21:01
  Speaker 13: can't even believe he did that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 21:10
  Speaker 13: The Steve Harvey Moaning Show?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you NEV.
• 21:21
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• 21:24
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• 22:02
  Speaker 11: Right now, it is time to ask the CLO Chief
• 22:07
  Speaker 11: Love Officer Steve Harvey. All right, Steve, Carolyn and Monticello
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: says I've been married for twenty five years and my
• 22:15
  Speaker 11: husband is the best husband in the world. I don't
• 22:19
  Speaker 11: want to lose him, but I need to tell him
• 22:22
  Speaker 11: that I fooled around with his uncle when we were home.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: For the holiday.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, that's just stupid.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: That's a little close to the family.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Now, wait a minute.
• 22:33
  Speaker 11: I really enjoyed it, but I told his uncle it
• 22:36
  Speaker 11: could never happen again. How do I confess this clo
• 22:41
  Speaker 11: to my husband uncle?
• 22:44
  Speaker 16: This is so wrong.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: I don't think you do. I don't What is this
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: statement you made? I something I have to tell my husband.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: How you think this is gonna go?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Lady?
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: Your marriage will be oval and you can run the
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: risk of your husband going to jail. It's so many
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: things can go wrong here. Now, look, you've made the mistake.
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: You told him it could never happen again. Now, if
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: you really mean that, you ask God for forgiveness, You
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: get back up on a horse, and you start back
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: to riding again.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Second time.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: I probably shouldn't say that. You don't get back up
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: on no more horses, You don't get up on stay
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: your fast ass down so much.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: But she really enjoyed it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: Which means she's considering it again if you're going to
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: do it to Okay, let me tell you how this
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: works in case and I was. I tell this to
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: my kids. I've told everybody. God gives everybody a break.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: Your first sin, he fires a warning shot over your head.
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: If you do the same sin again, the next shot
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: takes a little piece of ear of me off.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Just if you do it a third time.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: The next bullet is right in your teeth. It just
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: that's that third one. Now you've got the warning shot.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: If you go back again, it's gonna be a piece
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: of ear meat. Second shot, if you go back a
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: third time, you're gonna get it in the teeth.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Now here's a deal.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: You don't seem like you're showing any remorse. You told
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: him it can never happen again, But now you're telling
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: mom about you enjoyed it so, which means you're considering
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: it because you haven't had any repercussions. But I'll tell
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: you what, if you go in there to that man
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: and confess this it's over, it's a wrap because.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You low down, not the uncle. He did it too. Wow,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: that boy's daddy's brother.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna move on.
• 24:58
  Speaker 11: Steve to Molina in Pittsburgh. Molina says, I allowed my
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: husband to have a hall pass with my best friend's sister.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: What this is craziness right here? I'd been here here everybody.
• 25:14
  Speaker 11: I allowed my husband to have a hall pass with
• 25:16
  Speaker 11: my best friend's sister. But I told him I had
• 25:20
  Speaker 11: to be present. He did it without me knowing, and.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That wasn't the plan. I feel like, if he's snuck
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: and did it once, he'll do it again. Should I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: be worried?
• 25:33
  Speaker 13: Hey?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Stupid, Hey stupid? You gave him a hall pass. He
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: decided he needs you to see the past.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: Because what he doing at the hall past is you
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: don't need to see this hill because he got a
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: special performance that he been waiting for your best friend's
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: sister for a long time. So he and that clown,
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: so he didn't need you to see it. So would
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: he do it again? Why did you give him permission?
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: You can't open the door and shut it too?
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: You had, lord?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of plan was that? Anyway? He didn't stick,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: but I plan. Yeah, you don't need to be here.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: You said I could.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: Watch it because you're gonna have instructions. That's pretty much stop.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: This is over.
• 26:29
  Speaker 16: I don't like it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I changed my mind.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It's too late now. Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Bunny and Richmond.
• 26:38
  Speaker 11: Bunny says, my husband and I have been together for
• 26:41
  Speaker 11: four years and he got me two pairs of the
• 26:43
  Speaker 11: wrong size shoes and a coat that's too big.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: He got it for Christmas.
• 26:49
  Speaker 11: He said it was a coincidence, but he may have
• 26:52
  Speaker 11: gotten them from a booster. Should I ask him if
• 26:55
  Speaker 11: the stuff is stolen before I try to return it?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Or would that be offensive?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: You don't, You don't know what's happening. All you got
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: to do to return it is say, maybe be could
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I return it for the right size?
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: And if so, I will. I love it, but I
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: just need to get the right size. Do you have receipts?
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: That's all you got to do. What is you taking
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: this hot mess back down to this stove.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: You're going to jail today, like colds and stuff?
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: They they man't they check against inventory and all this
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: now stuff is on computer.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: They show them shoes steal in inventory, yep. And you
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: show up back then and they've been looking for so
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: that for that thirty eight Yeah, so she just.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Christmas.
• 27:46
  Speaker 13: That's it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Bottom line. You wear a team now you're doing European sizes.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: You got nothing that thirty eight on. If you want
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: to feet all over the front.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like that he is stabbing you in the
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: middle of your You ain't got the right size. You
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: got to disperse that weight, baby, don't ask your man
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: for the receipt. Hey, big girl?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: All right? Last one, Steve, last one?
• 28:16
  Speaker 11: Tatum and Montgomery says, I've been divorced for two years
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: and my ex wife is still trying to have sex
• 28:23
  Speaker 11: with me. I have a new girlfriend now, and I
• 28:26
  Speaker 11: no longer want to have sex with my ex. When
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: I turn her down, she threatens my new relationship. How
• 28:33
  Speaker 11: can I cut her off for good?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: How she threatened?
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: How she threatening your new relationship? You know what you've
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: been doing because you've been sleeping with your ex wife.
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: Why are you sleeping with your new girlfriend? And she
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: gonna tell it for true years? God, that's how I go, man,
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: That's how I go. Dog Dog, I don't know what
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: tell you? Why do you go back? Who go back
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: to the X?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Now you go back?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, well, who want the X? She wants him?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: She wants him, He doesn't want her. She wants You
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: don't need to insert yourself in this okay.
• 29:17
  Speaker 14: And talking to each other's hell, you want to talk
• 29:28
  Speaker 14: about naked and afraid?
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: That?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 29:37
  Speaker 11: Man, Flora says, I've been sleeping with our yard man
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: for a while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We
• 29:43
  Speaker 11: got into an argument about it, and now he's not
• 29:45
  Speaker 11: answering my husband's texts to come to our yard.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Right here, God, y'all, y'all got to quit writing us
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: with all this craziness acting like his normal.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're not qualified state.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Do what y'all want me to do.
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: Yes, y'all, y'all, I can't apply no rules to this stuff,
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: cause y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: like it's regular.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Up right after you.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So I have a question for you guys.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Steve.
• 30:21
  Speaker 11: You know, we just had big holidays, big family, traditional
• 30:26
  Speaker 11: holidays like we do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe not
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: as big as in the past, but still people over
• 30:31
  Speaker 11: the house.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: So here's a question.
• 30:34
  Speaker 11: What do you say to let your company know that
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: you're ready for them to leave the house? No, yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: without really saying that you're ready for them to leave.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That's it right here, y'all are going on to night.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I do like the club do I start dealing like.
• 31:01
  Speaker 16: My last call?
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I start dimming lights and cutting music off.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: We're going in this here.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: We're gonna let you know.
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: It's a difference going on. Yep.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve is pretty direct.
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: You don't have to he direct. I go to coat closets.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: Next thing, you know, you see me, I just got
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: a handful of jackets. Hey, with one of these yours, dog,
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: he did.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Get into get into bed. What you said?
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: He did that in New York when we Steve when
• 31:34
  Speaker 12: we were the New York remember that time he was
• 31:38
  Speaker 12: a card part You want us to come over then
• 31:41
  Speaker 12: just we thought we were having a good time playing cards.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: He just went to the coat closet and just start
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: throwing us coachs.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: What with jackets? George time.
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: Decorated.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the best way to do it, you know, he.
• 31:59
  Speaker 12: Said, y'all finishing, and he was picking up our plates and.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: Then around the table just you know, hey, and then
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: you know, once people see other people start putting their
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: jacket on, you know it got it kind of it
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: just contagious. You did have to go, and I was
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: trying to be kind to you. Sure to get on
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: out now, because if you stay up in here and
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: tell you right now, yeah, ain't no free morning coffee
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: up in here, So you y need to get your coat.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: Call and child, and let's go. Let's get on out
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: of here.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Let's wrap this up.
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: Tell you right now, ain't no free cups of coffee
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: in the morning up in there. This ain't comf edin't
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: what we're doing. If you drinking coffee in the morning
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: and here, you're gonna work for it, all right, let's go.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Prop it up, let's go.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: You had heard it, you got hurt it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Look up of coffee won't be up in here.
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: You're gonna need water, all kind of stuff in the morning.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Can just get out.
• 32:56
  Speaker 12: A mess?
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much. On
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: get your coat.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: I got too much respect for you. Come on, ladies, let's.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Get your coat.
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: Because you're up at this apartment at one am. I'm
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: telling you right now, there's some stuff that go down
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: up here.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Come on, let's go. Let just get your jackets home.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I respect you too much.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Please get out for one am.
• 33:17
  Speaker 11: Please, please all right, switching gears now. Now, this is
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: according to Business Journal, this is a new survey that
• 33:25
  Speaker 11: finds that a lot of employees would rather.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Have more vacation rather than a pay raise.
• 33:30
  Speaker 11: Really in a hut, Yeah, if given the choice, forty
• 33:33
  Speaker 11: one percent of people would actually rather have more paid
• 33:35
  Speaker 11: vacation time than a pay raise.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, while.
• 33:39
  Speaker 11: We're always take that, yeah, we're always hearing about us
• 33:42
  Speaker 11: employees not using up all they're paid vacation each year,
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: it seems like a lot of folks really do want
• 33:46
  Speaker 11: more time off.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: In fact, a new survey finds that, have.
• 33:49
  Speaker 11: Given the choice, forty one per percent of the people
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: would actually rather have more paid vacation than a paid raise.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I can't say that enough. Do you think you'd rather
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: have more vacation time or a pay race?
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 34:05
  Speaker 11: I'm kind of on the fence with this because I
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: don't take a lot of vacation, which is crazy.
• 34:09
  Speaker 16: If you give me sick days, I'm taking the last one.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I don't take a lot of vacation, I really don't.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I don't have them more days like that. It ain't
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: an option.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: You have to tell me about a sick days. Yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: you don't say now now, I'm.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: All, yeah, I guarantee you I'm taking my sick days.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I guess I would be I get a pay race.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I guess i'd be that that person. Yeah, instead of
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: vacation days, because I barely rarely take the ones that
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I have. I'm supposed to be on vacation right now.
• 34:37
  Speaker 16: I love you alive, but something is really really wrong
• 34:41
  Speaker 16: with you.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: It is it is?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Am I a workaholic?
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I think your bush Yeah, I think I think. I
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: think your.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: Bushes bordered lines tips off into.
• 34:56
  Speaker 17: Me, tip off if you were bushy, if your business
• 35:04
  Speaker 17: is overrunning you, and it tips over into stupidity, because.
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: Why your ass won't take your vacation supposed to be
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: on vacation.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Now put in for it, and I put in for it,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and I'm here.
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you, Okay, told me Steve, you can
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: take off from now all of your jobs and we'll
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: just send.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: You to check.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who wouldn't sign up for that? My answer
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: is gone, yeah, oh I'm doing that.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I'm gone go go Okay, let me ask you this question.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: Whatever your salary is, if somebody gave you three years
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: of your salary and gave it to you at one time?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Would you quit your job?
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Up?
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: No, I got to be in here and running the bullard.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Move over.
• 35:59
  Speaker 18: The head Like I like having a purpose. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 18: I think that's what I like, having a purpose. Definitely
• 36:05
  Speaker 18: have something like like So, so let me ask you
• 36:09
  Speaker 18: your salary? Your salary for three years? Yeah, would you
• 36:13
  Speaker 18: quit your take?
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Straight out of here?
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Well it's it's a little different here and we're not
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: would not three years?
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: Come home and tell Marjorie and she'd be all right
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: with that decision.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: This is what we're gonna, don't live off of it.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you what we're gonna do. Now, listen
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: to me. We're gonna slow down. We're gonna slow down.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: We're gonna buy a couple of things.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: We're gonna lock it down. Then I'm gonna go back
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: and get another show. But right now, but right now,
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: we're going on another trip.
• 36:51
  Speaker 16: In the words aboudy be, We're gonna slow down.
• 36:58
  Speaker 11: All right, we'll be back right after this. You're listening
• 37:02
  Speaker 11: Steve Hardy Morning Show. It's time to talk about life insurance.
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  Speaker 11: It's one of those things that everyone should have, and
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  Speaker 11: one fifty four hundred. Time out for a round of
• 37:39
  Speaker 11: would you rather? Would you rather have really big front
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: teeth or would you rather have a really big butt.
• 37:51
  Speaker 16: Teeth?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Button?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Front teeth?
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: I don't need, That's what I don't know. Yeah, okay,
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: you got it, hid, No, your teeth already been you might.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: We're gonna grab that ass then me and you got
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: the same sized teeth junior. Yeah, you just look at
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: yours in the camera. See how yours look? You the
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: same hip as your teeth?
• 38:18
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: We got two, but one for which one.
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go with?
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: Thanks man, But now I don't wanna be grabbed for
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: no reason.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Hell, no grabbing me all right?
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: Would you rather wear the same thing every day or
• 38:41
  Speaker 11: eat the same thing every day? Hm?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Hmm?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Close the food?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: These cloth clean though, anyting, just we just wash them
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: over and over. Wash you just the same thing.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: Oh you just joined the military, the same thing every day. Yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: you could eat what you want then, Yeah, I rather
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: eat that. That was the number one reason why I
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: couldn't go to the military. I'm not We're gonna so
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: we all got the same thing.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: It's not a passion, you know.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Like the Marines got the cold uniform because they got them.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: They got them spats they wear sometimes, but like sometimes
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: I want to wear it with my camouflage and the
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: white hat.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Like that.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I pip out that uniform, man.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: But you couldn't do that.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You can't do that because.
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: Sometimes I just wear the pants with your red stripe
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: up the side, with just the crispy shirt.
• 39:49
  Speaker 10: I jacket.
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I ain't near put all my badges on
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: my shirt that night.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You couldn't be you play in the military, all right.
• 40:07
  Speaker 11: Would you rather be President of the United States for
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: a week? President for a week, or would you rather
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: be a billionaire for a week? B? B.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: He was steal some of that money in that week.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: But all the power you would have, all the power
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: of power you got.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: With a billion dollars.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: Vote telling him knowing all this, you got a billion dollars.
• 40:36
  Speaker 13: No is not in my.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Vocabiny, okay, all right, last one, Well you can't.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Come in here. I just balk in here.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's today's roundup. Would you rather? Good morning?
• 40:50
  Speaker 11: This is Shirley's Strawberry. Have a happy and a safe
• 40:54
  Speaker 11: new Year from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 40:58
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, go.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Ahead, Well, now what you're about to hear.
• 41:12
  Speaker 19: It's pure comedic genius, but I must lay a disclaimer.
• 41:20
  Speaker 19: This is going to be a little edgy. It's gonna
• 41:27
  Speaker 19: ruffle a couple of feathers.
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: So I'm just letting you know this. This is j
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: Anthony Brown. He asked me do it, and I kind
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: of got an idea. I don't know exactly what it is,
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: but I'm in support of comedy. Yeah, but I'm saying
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: we're doing this with a disclaimer that no one can
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: call us and say nothing about it. I don't know
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: exactly what he gonna do, but he could ruffle some feathers,
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: ladies and gentlemen.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Jay Anthony Brown.
• 42:02
  Speaker 16: All right, what I'm what I'm about to do right now?
• 42:06
  Speaker 16: Every year. A lot of people, good people, you know,
• 42:10
  Speaker 16: meaning good have quanza parties.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Now, yes, I don't think it's a lot of people.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: You can go ahead. You must have been trying to
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: build this Junke up in this trying to build it up.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: It's not a lot of quans.
• 42:27
  Speaker 20: How about people have a quanza party and don't a
• 42:31
  Speaker 20: lot of people come, and they wonder why people don't come.
• 42:36
  Speaker 20: What I have is suggestions to get more people to
• 42:40
  Speaker 20: your quanza party. Number one, offer a free dog she
• 42:45
  Speaker 20: get to anybody who will show.
• 42:47
  Speaker 16: Up one size fit.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: All right, you learn it up.
• 43:00
  Speaker 20: Everybody that shows that the Kwanza party, you get a
• 43:05
  Speaker 20: free bean pier.
• 43:06
  Speaker 16: If you don't like me, give a sweet potato. If
• 43:09
  Speaker 16: you can't, everybody don't like me, I.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Like, I love.
• 43:14
  Speaker 11: OK.
• 43:15
  Speaker 16: This one is really good. This is really really good.
• 43:18
  Speaker 16: If you have a Kwanza party, Steve, you can demonstrate
• 43:22
  Speaker 16: what I mean by this.
• 43:23
  Speaker 20: You not have more than two velosifying brothers or sisters
• 43:28
  Speaker 20: at your party.
• 43:31
  Speaker 16: You don't want more than two in there. You don't
• 43:33
  Speaker 16: want to, you know, brothers.
• 43:34
  Speaker 19: Let me say this about this time, this period that
• 43:38
  Speaker 19: we partake of in this a questrious moment, a history
• 43:43
  Speaker 19: defiling or the gytuatricitness, or the barbariousness of what these
• 43:50
  Speaker 19: holidays are too.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: That's why we celebrate quons.
• 43:55
  Speaker 21: But I dare say, though, brother, you don't want if
• 44:00
  Speaker 21: we hold that dilate the situation, knowing that it is
• 44:05
  Speaker 21: pharagorically not a capability of scientific split. Let let me
• 44:11
  Speaker 21: interject some sensibility into this conversation.
• 44:15
  Speaker 20: Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of them at
• 44:18
  Speaker 20: your party? Okay, it tears up the mood.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Number five.
• 44:24
  Speaker 16: Ease up, this is very important.
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: Ease up, you know what.
• 44:28
  Speaker 22: E's up me right, Ease up on the incense and sage. Okay,
• 44:40
  Speaker 22: because the black of my nose is burning.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: How my shoes theyll like, I got a headache? Notious?
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Too much?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: My greens tastes like save.
• 45:03
  Speaker 16: Number two?
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You want number seven?
• 45:06
  Speaker 20: You want to play something other than the Lion King Anne,
• 45:09
  Speaker 20: This is vandpoint. The African drummers don't have to play
• 45:13
  Speaker 20: all night.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Long, Okay, they don't.
• 45:18
  Speaker 20: Shirley Dinner and last but not really last night. Don't
• 45:25
  Speaker 20: tell nobody it's a quiz about it.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Just tell him to come over.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, I have to tell him something.
• 45:32
  Speaker 16: You can I'm having a bottle surprise.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm having a party, all right. Listen, coming up like
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: for the nephew today, frank phone call. That's coming up
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: right after that corn bred spell.
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: Like you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 46:01
  Speaker 11: strawberry letter for today and the subject is my cousin.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Owns the car wash. My cousin owns the car wash.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just.
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: A few because right now it is time for the
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got for us?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: What this went on in a lot of houses?
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Really, this went on.
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: This happened because you know everybody bringing them this pot,
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: that pot, the pot looks you know how it go.
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: Then it happened in my house, and I'm tired. This
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: This was my last one. But this right here is
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: the pot. Look bad potluck. That's the title, Bad pot Luck. Okay, Okay,
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: I know y'all has to be bringing st up y'all houses.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Just trifling. Okay, I'm not gonna say nothing, but I
• 46:43
  Speaker 9: still want to say so. But I know my wife listen,
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: but your cousin can't bring no TV no mom, and
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: put some damn blueberries in it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: She can't do that. No, I'm just gonna go and
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: see it. She can't do it. No more.
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: Okay, you can't bring no greens and they have some
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: kind of meatium and there ain't turkey and we don't
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: know what that is.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: You can't do that. No more to us, Summer Saucy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Agree in the grees.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: What you're doing.
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: You cannot experiment on big holidays? All right, this is
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: bad pot Let's go cat them.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to buying Heather.
• 47:24
  Speaker 15: Excuse me what you say?
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to reach a Heather.
• 47:28
  Speaker 15: How are you?
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, listen, uh I got your number from from Lowist.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
• 47:39
  Speaker 15: Now wait wait excuse me? Lois?
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Who's lowis Lewis? Yes?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, hi?
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: I'm good?
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: You you you?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: You was at at Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes,
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: everybody was there. Okay when I got when I got there,
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling by
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: is you one made the black eyed peas?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 48:03
  Speaker 15: I did you enjoyed them.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: No, I enjoy the mother thing. That's why I'm calling.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Let me say this, let me say this.
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: No, no, no, come at work.
• 48:13
  Speaker 15: You can't talk to me like this. Don't do that,
• 48:15
  Speaker 15: don't do that. Say whatever you got to say, but
• 48:17
  Speaker 15: please don't curse that me.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Don't do no, go to deal your mother. Things got
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: here jacked up and I didn't have to go down
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: to the doctor to get my stomach pumped.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I ain't got no.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Damn insurance for none this. You know this, this, this
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: didn't have me messed up for the last week number
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: for the loans to tell you exactly you know how
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: your damn piece is.
• 48:41
  Speaker 15: Okay. First fist of all, okay, I told you ask.
• 48:45
  Speaker 15: I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. I
• 48:47
  Speaker 15: can't talk to you the way I want to talk
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: to you. But let me just tell you that, don't
• 48:52
  Speaker 15: call me with the dump. First of all, there was
• 48:54
  Speaker 15: a whole bunch of food there. How do you know
• 48:56
  Speaker 15: how can you single out my damn beans that made
• 48:59
  Speaker 15: you say with all that got food there, you're not
• 49:01
  Speaker 15: gonna blame me. You get out of here, mama.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Mama bean says you were the one that made the place.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: You don't give us.
• 49:07
  Speaker 15: Mama Bean said it was all this food there, and
• 49:10
  Speaker 15: you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained, you
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: know what the day's date is, okay, and not one
• 49:16
  Speaker 15: other person called me about them beans and by as
• 49:19
  Speaker 15: a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me. So
• 49:22
  Speaker 15: for you to call me with the dumb all late
• 49:24
  Speaker 15: and wrong, you're gonna blame me, probably because you need
• 49:27
  Speaker 15: a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when it
• 49:30
  Speaker 15: was available to you. And how you want to call
• 49:32
  Speaker 15: me with no no, no, no, no, no no, so
• 49:34
  Speaker 15: you could tell what.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Somebody You're going to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: my stomach up, and that's what the that's what it
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: falls down to. And at the end of the day, you're.
• 49:49
  Speaker 15: You know, the hell, I hat what doctor bill? You
• 49:52
  Speaker 15: said you an't having shut So how did the hell
• 49:54
  Speaker 15: you go? Wing shot?
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: I had to play out my pocket to get my
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: stomach pumped.
• 50:00
  Speaker 15: Okay, well taken care of. If you paid out your pocket,
• 50:02
  Speaker 15: that means the bill of thing so you can.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Get you gonna reimburse me.
• 50:07
  Speaker 15: No, I'm not going to reimburse you with Okay. In fact,
• 50:10
  Speaker 15: I got more beans for you, since you got a
• 50:12
  Speaker 15: problem with them, I got a.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Whole bowl for you.
• 50:14
  Speaker 15: Okay, how about because you fullished? So if it made you,
• 50:18
  Speaker 15: that's good for you.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: need four hundred and seventy two dollars for your bullet things. No, no, no, no,
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: you're not getting no money from me.
• 50:33
  Speaker 15: And I need to go because I got work to do.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you got to do.
• 50:37
  Speaker 15: Spend it all this time on the phone and talk
• 50:38
  Speaker 15: about some bean with all that food. So the rice
• 50:40
  Speaker 15: didn't do it, the meat didn't do it. They had
• 50:43
  Speaker 15: some other gravy, gravy all these people up that didn't
• 50:46
  Speaker 15: do it. You wanna single out my beans got of here?
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?
• 50:52
  Speaker 15: Now, tell me who gave me your number? Because I
• 50:54
  Speaker 15: don't even know you. I do know your.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Momma, My mama being gave me your number.
• 50:59
  Speaker 15: I call Mama Deane passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
• 51:02
  Speaker 15: call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody else
• 51:05
  Speaker 15: got sick. Which I know they didn't because your ass
• 51:08
  Speaker 15: is full. So I'm gonna call her see if anybody
• 51:11
  Speaker 15: got sick. How about we do it that way. And
• 51:12
  Speaker 15: also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call
• 51:15
  Speaker 15: miss Lewis and see why her dad son is calling
• 51:18
  Speaker 15: me on the phone. Because this is something broke. I'm
• 51:21
  Speaker 15: getting sticking side of this phone call. And nothing was
• 51:24
  Speaker 15: wrong with my beans. If anything something wrong with you,
• 51:27
  Speaker 15: and so take her accident, clean your ass out and
• 51:30
  Speaker 15: keep it to you. Get off my phone.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: problem with the bees too.
• 51:38
  Speaker 15: Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tom,
• 51:42
  Speaker 15: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
• 51:45
  Speaker 15: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
• 51:49
  Speaker 15: I'm calling Mama Dean. She ain't got no bodiness getting
• 51:52
  Speaker 15: my mother number to nobody.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: This is what you want me to tell Tommy.
• 51:58
  Speaker 15: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
• 52:01
  Speaker 15: So you can tell him whatever you want to tell him.
• 52:03
  Speaker 15: And if you want to gain other people who want
• 52:06
  Speaker 15: to jump away your side, it's not going to happen
• 52:08
  Speaker 15: because nobody complains about the being. Give me, give me
• 52:11
  Speaker 15: nother names, because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about
• 52:14
  Speaker 15: everybody that was there wasn't nobody named Tommy there.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me nephew,
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: Tommy wasn't there. What nephew tell me? This is nephew
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with heaven You.
• 52:34
  Speaker 15: Are you crazy?
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Your cousin friends? You got me to brakfall?
• 52:40
  Speaker 15: Call what people walking by me looking at me because
• 52:44
  Speaker 15: I'm walking again?
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Problem you Tommy?
• 52:47
  Speaker 13: Are you crazy?
• 52:51
  Speaker 15: He's a good.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Oh man, you got me. You've got me wanting to
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: taste your black eyed team.
• 52:58
  Speaker 15: Okay, nobody could cut. I'm sitting here like I know,
• 53:02
  Speaker 15: I get these people back. You weren't gonna get no money.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Show me this, baby, tell me this. What is the baddest,
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the land.
• 53:13
  Speaker 15: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
• 53:15
  Speaker 15: Harvey Morning Show? Oh my god, gat oh keep.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Cooking bad baby? You are all right?
• 53:24
  Speaker 15: Thank you?
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: Having new year?
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: All right, that's new year and next year I'll probably
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: pop off at Mama Deen house. Here.
• 53:32
  Speaker 15: You are welcome to come.
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: We're gonna stop all this this bad pod Look, we're
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these podlucks.
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: Th food police, Well, we need food please. You know
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: what happened in my house? What you know it's been
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: doing keto low carbs. Just decided. You know, I'm enjoying
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: my day, so I let go at at three sweet
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: potato pies. I said, okay, okay, so when I get
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: through on a chill and give me a big hunk
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: of sweet potato pies. Do you know they ate all
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: three of them sweet potato powe before you got dog.
• 54:11
  Speaker 8: I went over there and Margie said, you didn't get
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: no pie? Said no, I was waiting because I was
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: from after the game. They ate all three of them
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: sweet potato pies.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: The kids, the kids, the grandparents, their friends. I walked
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen, I looked at everybody.
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: Have me some food inside, take care of me. I'm sorry.
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: My toe was very nice. Have me some food side. Yeah, okay,
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: if you don't mind, you have me a plate set aside.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates for everybody
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: or eating.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: What if she put your plate aside and somebody eating somebody?
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Now you can't my house, Dean.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you nephew for that. Good luck
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: in your marriage.
• 55:08
  Speaker 11: All right, I'm coming up Strawberry Letter subject My cousin
• 55:12
  Speaker 11: owns the car wash. We'll get into it right after this.
• 55:15
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for you subject. My cousin owns the car wash.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 11: I'm a twenty nine year old hopeless romantic and I
• 56:29
  Speaker 11: got married too quickly to a man that I barely knew.
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  Speaker 11: Now all of my family is in my business, and
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  Speaker 11: I'm so disappointed in myself. I met a man that's
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: from another city, and after we dated for a few months,
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  Speaker 11: he came to visit me and never left. He quickly
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  Speaker 11: got a great job and he got settled in. He
• 56:49
  Speaker 11: has a friend in town, so he's usually hanging out
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  Speaker 11: with him or he's at work. I never suspected he
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  Speaker 11: was cheating on me until three days ago when I
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: found out that he's had sex in his car. My
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  Speaker 11: cousin owns a car wash, and he specializes in wheels
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  Speaker 11: and detailing leather seats. My husband's escalade is his pride
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  Speaker 11: and joy, so he gets it washed often. I did
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  Speaker 11: not know he was going all the way across town
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  Speaker 11: to get his car washed until I got a call
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  Speaker 11: from my cousin's wife. She said, my husband has brought
• 57:24
  Speaker 11: his truck to the car wash a few times and
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  Speaker 11: he's always got interesting stains and pieces of weeds.
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  Speaker 1: All over the truck.
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  Speaker 11: My cousin figured out that it's my husband after he
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: saw a business card in the truck. See, my cousin
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  Speaker 11: wasn't invited to my wedding because he is on the
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: ghetto side of my family, so he didn't know my husband.
• 57:46
  Speaker 11: I just hate that before my cousin's wife called me,
• 57:49
  Speaker 11: she called my mom and told her that my husband
• 57:51
  Speaker 11: has been having sex in his truck and getting it cleaned. Afterwards,
• 57:55
  Speaker 11: I asked my husband about the rumor, and he threatened
• 57:59
  Speaker 11: to fight my cousin and out him as a liar
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  Speaker 11: and a bad businessman. I assured him that my cousin
• 58:06
  Speaker 11: is not the one to be played with like that.
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  Speaker 1: If my husband is not.
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  Speaker 11: Cheating, why would he be so upset. I don't see
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  Speaker 11: my cousin hating on my husband for no reason. Since
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  Speaker 11: my family knows can my marriage survive this? Well, you
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  Speaker 11: really don't have much of a marriage to survive anything.
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  Speaker 11: You know, you guys don't even spend a lot of
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: time together. You said he's over at his friend's house
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  Speaker 11: or he's over at work. It sounds like your man
• 58:36
  Speaker 11: is cheating and everyone knows it. Your family is messy,
• 58:39
  Speaker 11: and you are right. Your cousin's wife didn't have to
• 58:42
  Speaker 11: bless the business to your mom. But you said yourself
• 58:45
  Speaker 11: that you barely know this man. I mean you barely
• 58:48
  Speaker 11: knew him when you married him. He's probably doing what
• 58:50
  Speaker 11: he normally did when he was single in that other town,
• 58:55
  Speaker 11: but you didn't know him then, so you don't have
• 58:56
  Speaker 11: anything to compare his behavior to.
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  Speaker 1: And when you asked him about it, he didn't deny it.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say.
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  Speaker 11: Absolutely not, no, he didn't blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 11: He didn't even try to lie. He just didn't deny
• 59:08
  Speaker 11: it and said he was gonna give your cousin and
• 59:10
  Speaker 11: beat down. It looks like your husband is cheating. Not
• 59:14
  Speaker 11: if he's cheating, like you wrote in a letter, Steve,
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  Speaker 11: that's what you need to wrap your mind around. Your
• 59:21
  Speaker 11: marriage is in trouble and I don't see how you're
• 59:24
  Speaker 11: going to get past this one. Let's see what kind
• 59:27
  Speaker 11: of lies we can come up with for this one, Steve, Well.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think it's really got to be no lies,
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: because if I should analyze this letter properly, I mean,
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: let's go through this circumpedience. Times has this circumstance. See
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: we deal it with circumstance. Okay, watch how we do this.
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  Speaker 8: This woman says that I'm a twenty nine year old
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  Speaker 8: hopeless romantic. I got married too quickly to a man
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  Speaker 8: that I barely knew. Now I don't know if this
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: is the definition of a hopeless romantic.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: This is not what this is. I think this is
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: called crazy. This may just be crazy.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: He might not have nothing to do with you being
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: a hopeless romantic at all, because you married a man
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: you didn't hardly know what what what they got to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: do with it? And I'm so disappointed in myself. Now
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: all your family's in your business. You say, you say
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: you met this man from another city y'all dated a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: few months, came to visit me and never left. That
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: didn't sound st That doesn't seem strange to you. How
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: can a man come from another city visit you and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: never go back? Where where he work, where he lived,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: where his house? What's what's his least payment?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: What's it?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: He ain't got no least, no way. What how you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: just go visit and then don't go back. That's not
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: being a hopeless romantic. Something's wrong with this. He quickly
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: got a great job, okay, settled in, He got a
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: friend in town. He usually hanging out with him, or
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: he's at work. Then the lady said, I never suspected
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: he was cheating on me until three days ago. Now
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: here's what this whole letter is about. My cousin owns
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: the car wash and did I don't know why she
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: threw this in here. He specializes in wheels and detail
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: and leather seats.
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  Speaker 2: So I got a car washed.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: Everybody got a car wash, wiping seats and doing wheels.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: Everybody with a carwah. Anyway, my husband's escalade is his
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: pride and joy, so he gets it washed often. Here's
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: another precrryous line. I did not know he was going
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: off all the way across town to get his car washed.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: What what difference do that make where he get his
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: car washed?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: Maybe it's because it's a great car wash. Remember your cousin,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: specially life.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Has in wheels.
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  Speaker 1: And levers.
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  Speaker 8: He went over there for a specialty, and all of
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: this was going good. Until you got a call from
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: your cousin's wife. When we come back, I will tell
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: you what's wrong with this whole letter, all.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Right, Steve? All right?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 11: Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 11: at twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 11: subject my cousin.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Owns the car wash. We'll get back into.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 11: It right after this. It's time to talk about life insurance.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 11: It's one of those things that everyone should have, and
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• 1:02:57
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• 1:03:01
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• 1:03:02
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  Speaker 11: dot com or one eight hundred two five one fifty
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  Speaker 11: four hundred. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 11: Strawberry letter, the subject my cousin owns the car wash?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Before I do this letter.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: I've noticed a trend in Shuirle and I's responses to
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: these letters. If a man is accused of cheating, if
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: a man has circumstantial evidence about cheating. Then my partner
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: in crime, who we are supposed to give our own
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: opinions and separate, looks at this ninety eight percent of
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: the time, gonna ride his ass to the police station
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: and lock his ass up for cheat.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, and in this letter.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 8: There was no different ference. But I have several problems
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: with this letter, all right. So after she calls herself
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 8: a romantic, hopeless romantic, meets this guy, she barely news.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: Guy leaves town one time, comes to visit her and
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: never goes back.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: That's odd. He gets a job quickly settles in.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: She's embarrassed by this because now she met him, she
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: married a man she hardly knew, her family all up
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: in the business, and so everything is going right, and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: she had no suspicions of him cheating until three days
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: ago when he took his car to a car wash
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: that specializes in wheels and leather seats. Okay, we got
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: that right. Now, she gets a call from her cousin's wife.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: Now this is where the letter takes a turn. She
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: said that my husband bought his truck to the car
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: wash a few times, and he's always got interesting stains
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: and pieces of.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Weave all over the truck. This is what your cousin's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: wife said.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: You've never seen the weave in the truck, and you've
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: never seen any stains. Okay, that's just a fact. So
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: we're going based on what your cousin's wife told you.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Now, listen to this.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: My cousin figured out that it's my husband's after he
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: saw a business card in the truck.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Now, and then here we go.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: See, my cousin wasn't invited to my wedding because he's
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: on the ghetto side of my family, so he didn't
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: know my husband.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: This is very important information. She didn't invite that side
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: of the family because they ghetto.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: Okay, then she says, I just hate that before my
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: cousin's wife called me, she called my mom and told
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: her that my husband has been having sex in his
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: truck and getting it cleaned afterwards.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, how she know that, y'all?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, the stains and the weave, the stains and.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: The weed that the wife ain't never seen. You just
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: said they ghetto and you ain't invite them to the wedding.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: Now I'm gonna show you something else in here. It
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: gets a little crazy.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: So that's because they didn't come from to the wedding.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: They didn't get no listen to this.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: I asked my husband about the rumor, and he threatened
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: to fight my cousin and out him as a liar
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: and a bad businessman.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: As he should.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: I assured him that my cousin is not the one
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: to be played with like that. Now this is good
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: information because you just said you did invite your husband
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: to the wedding because he ghetto.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: To the wedding because he ghetto.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: Okay, and so now this is a fair warner. If
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: you go over there and fight the dude that on
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: the car wash, go get your ass whooped. That's that's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: what this is about. Get your ass whooping. But now
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: she's saying if he didn't cheat, whise he doing this?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: But I assured him that my cousin is not the
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: one to be played with. Why would he be so upset.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: I don't see my husband hating. I don't see my
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: cousin hating on my husband for no reason since my
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: family knows can my marriage survive this?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: I think you know that your family on that.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 8: Side is messy, very that and this word has speculated
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: they had some stains and weave in the truck that
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: you've never seen, and now you ain't invite us to
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: the wedding, so you must thank you all that in
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: a bag of chips. So now let me show you
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: that you ain't all that. And I'm gonna tell your
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: mama he was having sex in the truck.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: How you know that what stains?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: But see, just because she didn't see it, does that
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: mean that it didn't happen?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: But so then you're going to en your marriage based
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: on that she has what stains, Shirley.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: The stains that a cousin saw in the back seat?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: What was they say?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 15: The corn?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't, she didn't specified because she.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: But see, hold up though, let me ask you something.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: So does the cousin's wife work at the car.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Washing Well it sounds like she does.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so if she ain't washing cars, how she knows
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: what's in the car? No doubt if he owned the
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: cars car washing that his wife is out there washing cars.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I doubt that.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 8: This reeks of hate for not being invited to the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: web see y'all ruining your Well, look, you married the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: man too soon. The man might be cheating, but you
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 8: go hat it on this speculation. You should have ended
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: it on something that you knew and not on hearsay.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: And if you take it, if you took this to court,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: you would lose. I just want to tell you that
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: because you have no evidence. You ain't seen no pictures
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: of it, you ain't went through his phone, you ain't
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: got no text messages. You getting a DNA report off
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: of forensic science. Hell for that, ain't even a forensic scienist.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: All right, I don't think you might not be cheating
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: at all.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Shure, and he might be. Sorry, Steve.
• 1:09:18
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• 1:09:31
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• 1:09:34
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• 1:10:20
  Speaker 11: survey has found that the average person has up to
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 11: eleven negative thoughts every day.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: These include things.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 11: Like I'm not good enough, I'm overweight, or I'm too
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 11: fat and I'm not good looking, or I'm ugly. Those
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 11: surveyed said these negative thoughts keep them from achieving their goals,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 11: including getting healthy. So, Steve, I got to turn to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: you on this one. I have heard you say out
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 11: of your own mouth.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: We all have on this show.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, yep, yeah, I've never seen it. I'm ugly, I'm
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: not attractive though, Yes that's still unhealthy.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: Oh I tell you was even more unhealthy. Looking in
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: the mirror at your ugly ass.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: And think that.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Is really unhealthy.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Denial that right there.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Has to stop.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: Looking at that and all you see is cute. Come
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: on out that mirror, because now you're trying to force
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: upon those of us who know it's something that we're
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: not willing to accept.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 11: But you don't consider yourself attractive. And Tommy thinks he's
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 11: dropped dead gorgeous.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: Fine, and I'm not gonna quit thinking this way, and
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'm not doing it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Just say you're in denial.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: I don't care what he's ugly behind. See, see, we
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: got a problem here.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 8: We're trying to understand where Tommy coming from, because.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: He's dealing with it.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: You know, like like you can have a spraying arm,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: you can have a fraction arm, you can have a
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: broken arm, and you can compound fraction. Tommy's dealing with
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: a compound fractor.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna say, I knew you were so.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Short and other whoa Okay, okay, let me say on
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: to cuteness.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 8: Let me say this, when the last time has he
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: heard anybody say, hey, with your little cute ass.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: I went to the chiropractice.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 8: Oh okay, yes, yes, and I have been I have
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: been stretched, I have been.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Realigned, and I am now five ten and a half.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I am. Now I've been elongated. I've been elongated. Leave that.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you ain't got the lackry.
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  Speaker 13: You know what you know?
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  Speaker 9: When we get off, When we get off to that
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: is one, I'm gonna measure my height and take a
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 9: picture of it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm take a picture.
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  Speaker 8: Can stand up on this zoom. If you stand up
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 8: on your zoom, you'll still be in this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, so Steve, listen up. This
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  Speaker 1: one's from J R. From Raleigh, North Carolina.
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  Speaker 9: Jr.
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  Speaker 11: Rights Hi, Steve, Tommy Junior. I'm forty nine years old
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 11: and I cook for a living. I do it big
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 11: for Christmas, and this year I smoked them multiple turkeys
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 11: and two hams. I make gumbo, jambalaya, barbecue ribs, and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 11: chicken fried, chicken fried catfish, and all the side dishes.
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  Speaker 11: My wife and I invited the same eighteen family members
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  Speaker 11: like we do every year, but this year we did
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 11: something a little different. We charged five dollars per person
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 11: to offset our food costs, especially since our rude family
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 11: members invite other people over to eat. I almost got
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 11: to fighting with two of my cousins over five dollars?
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  Speaker 1: Was it rude to charge them five dollars?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'd have whooped their ass. They talking about
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: fighting over this time.
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  Speaker 8: I mean for real, but you're gonna come over here
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  Speaker 8: and eat, and I'm charging five dollars per person. I'd
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: have cooked all this food is all you can eat, smogage, bail,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 8: you know, all this ham, turkeys, all this here, private catfish, bobecue.
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  Speaker 2: All the sides we got all set to cost you,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: do you know?
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  Speaker 8: And then y'all bring extra people. WHI y'all because everybody
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: know you can cook. Five dollars a personate a bad
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 8: thing to do. Man, It wasn't bad at all.
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  Speaker 14: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody should have said, you know what, you spending a
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: lot of money? You doing all the label five dollars
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  Speaker 8: ain't nothing if you ain't got five dollars. Man, I'm
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: pretty sure you just said, well, if you ain't got
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 8: it this year, man, hype me up, but don't come
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 8: here talking about I ain't paying, you ain't getting in.
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  Speaker 2: And on top of that, they take food with them
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: when they leave.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, that's true. Five dollars I haven't heard of
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: this before.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: Well I haven't either, but but I mean, I think
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 8: if you tell them before they get there, that's the question.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 8: I think that's better than when they got there, that
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 8: it's a cover. Yeah, because five dollars. Man, I'm gonna need,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 8: you know, some poles in the house and stuff. You know,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna cash out me before you walk in here.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 8: You're gonna cash out.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 10: Venmo multiple turkeys too much.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 8: I am really mad at him, though I think it's fair.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: I think it's really good if he did to be
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: told them before they come. He listen, y'all, I'll spend
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: a lot of money every year just to help me
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 8: off at the cost not just everybody would just chipping
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 8: five dollars per person. It's all you can eat, y'all know,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 8: y'all be taking places and stuff. Everybody would understood that.
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  Speaker 11: Me. Do you think this is a trend because a
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 11: lot of people do the same thing and invite people
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 11: over in charge them.
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  Speaker 8: Now, if you invite people over, or if your house
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: is the designated house for holiday cheer, then people gotta
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: start understanding it's a costs come.
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  Speaker 10: With that cleaning colls gotta come in.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, he says something you usually when someone invites you somewhere,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 12: you usually bring a gift bottle of wine and ask
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 12: them what they need.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, well yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of families
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  Speaker 2: don't do that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I see drinking, that's what they do. I'd have
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: been over my brother's house a whole lot of times.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't bring a damn thing but me.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it is, it is.
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  Speaker 1: And this this was eighteen, so eighteen by five eighteen
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  Speaker 1: times five is what junior. I do it big for Christmas?
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  Speaker 11: He said, I smoked a couple of turkeys, two hands,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 11: gumbo John Belia barbecue ribs.
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  Speaker 16: That's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: About yeah by.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: That didn't even cover the cost of food. Really yeah,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: because you got shrimp in that gump, jump in that gumbow.
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  Speaker 5: And had them.
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  Speaker 8: Some turkeys alone, had them two turkeys in their hands.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: That's ninety yeah icee right.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Is expensive? Gross?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, charge yeah, we charging this year, this year we
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 10: charged space charging.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 11: Jay R from Raleigh, North Carolina had started something five
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  Speaker 11: dollars get ready this year Christmas is in eleven.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Up to fifteen or twenty though, to be real, he said.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Really a lot of money.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 11: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let's go
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 11: to Miss JD from South Carolina. She has a question
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 11: Steve about second marriages.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm calling from South Carolina.
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  Speaker 8: JB.
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  Speaker 5: I just wanted to know, could you ask your listener.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 15: Do they believe in second.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Marriage by being married more than one time?
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  Speaker 15: When you go to hell for it?
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  Speaker 21: Because obviously my daughter don't think that by me being
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 21: married that I'm going to hell.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to find out a question. Could you
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: please ask the listener? Will that is that possible?
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  Speaker 15: Is that true?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I wonder hear what people have to say. JB from
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: South Carolina? Thank you?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: You asked? Can meet all the listener?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: Are you going to hell because you've been married more
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: than one time?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 16: I mean, if that's the rule, I can.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: Stop all this kindness and philanthropic work.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it all this right now. I can stop
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: all this.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: You know, treat my gable well about damn false witness.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 8: I just you can just give me that tablet with
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 8: them ten things on it and watch this. If I'm
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 8: a man, please, man, what you're talking about.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: God is a forgiving God. It's called grace and mercy.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 8: He's extending it to all of us for all the
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 8: mistakes we can possibly make.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Who told you that?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: What's your daughter talking about? What scripture does she read?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I don't believe in second marriages. I believe in.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: Third, fourth, whatever you need to do to get it through.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: I've been Stop believing that second.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Happy Morning Show.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 12: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 12: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean?
• 1:20:10
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• 1:20:22
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• 1:20:26
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• 1:20:30
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• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Time out for a round of would you rather?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have really big front teeth or would
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 11: you rather have a really big.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Butt mt front teeth?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: That's what I don't know. You got it high.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: Your teeth already be you might we're gonna grab that ass.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: Then me and you got the same sized teeth. Union, Yeah,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: you just look at yours in the camera. See how
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: yours look? You the same hip as your teeth.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we got two forts and one fore so funny.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go with yeah. Man, but now I'm gonna
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 10: be grabbing for no reason.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: They are no grabbing me all right?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 11: Would you rather wear the same thing every day or
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 11: eat the same thing every day?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I can't eat clothes of food.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Cloth clean though, ain't we just we just wash them
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: over and over wash you just the same thing.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 8: Oh you just joined the military, the same thing every Yeah,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 8: you could eat what you want then, yeah, really eat that.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 8: That was the number one reason why I couldn't go
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: to the military. I'm not we're gonna so we all
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 8: got the same thing.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: It's not a fashion, you know.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Like the Marines got the cold uniform because they got them.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 8: They got them spats they wear sometimes, but like sometimes
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: I want to wear it with my camouflage and.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: The white hat like that. Yeah, I pick about that uniform, man,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: But you couldn't do that.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 16: You can't do that because.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: Sometimes I just wear the pants with the red stripe
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 8: up the side, with just the crispy shirt.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Jacket.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and then put all my badges on my shirt
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: that night.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: You couldn't be.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 11: Would you rather be President of the United States for
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 11: a week? President for a week? Or would you rather
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 11: be a billionaire for a week?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: B B.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Hen steal some of that money in that week. I'm
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: gonna go back to it.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: But all the power you would have, all the power power.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: You got a billion dollars vote sending him knowing all this,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: you got a billion dollars. No is not in my
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 8: vocabint okay, all right?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Last one?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: You can't come in here. I just bought in here. Okay,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: That's today's roundup.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 11: Would you rather coming up in the last break of
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 11: the day, We'll have some closing remarks from the one
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 11: and only Steve Harvey At forty nine minutes after right
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 11: after this, you're.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 12: Hey, is Carlo for barld kick that old mop and
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 12: bucket aside? Are you ready for a mop and bucket
• 1:24:04
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• 1:24:08
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• 1:24:11
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• 1:24:15
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• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Sticky messes with ease.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 12: Plus, it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 12: Get yours today and mop smarter with the Swiffer Power Mop.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: It's been a good day. We've had fun today.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 8: Me too, Well, remark too, that's gonna be my clothes
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 8: remark because I'm I want to share with people the
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 8: difference between fun and joy.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, because there was a difference and I had to
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: learn this.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Oh me too.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: So here we go.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: You know, as I was growing up, just like most
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: of us, we had a daily quest when we were young.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: As children, we only had one mission in life after school.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: We wanted to go play. On Saturdays and Sundays, I
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: want to go play. I could not wait to go outside.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 8: I wanted to go out in the snow. I wanted
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: to play because it was fun. Now, what I didn't
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 8: know was there should be a cutoff point for having
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 8: fun in your life.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: But oh no, not me.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 8: I took it too far. I took fun to college.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: Now I know everybody that went to college, WHOA, we
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: had a blast. I had too much of a blast.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 8: And then after college kept on trying to have fun.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 8: There's a cutoff point to fun. And the thing I
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: learned about it was, see fun, you have to go
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 8: do something, or go somewhere, or be around a certain
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: people in order to have it.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: To go have fun, you have to manufacture it.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 8: You have to buy a ticket, you have to be
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 8: at a certain place, you have to drink a certain amount,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 8: you gotta be around the people that are smoking this.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: Now you can have fun if you make it to
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 8: this party right here, we gonna have so much fun.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 8: And you keep looking for fun, But if you think
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: about fun, man, it's always manufactured. It's something you gotta
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 8: be doing, seen doing. You gotta be somewhere or thought
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 8: of somewhere. It's always the case in having fun and
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 8: fun is always short lived.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: You know, fun never lasts a long time.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: You never hear anybody say, well, I just have fun, fun, fun, fun,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 8: fun for fun don't lasts a long time. It's a
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 8: very fleeting thing. And I was teaching my sons about
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 8: fun one day because we were in Vegas and they
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 8: were going out, and I told them, I said, be
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 8: careful out there, man, I'm going to the room. Dad,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 8: y'all come on, man, we're gonna have some fun. I said,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: listen to me. We've had a full night, went to
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: see the fight. Everything was good, and now you're gonna
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 8: go out here. Man, I'm gonna just tell you right now,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: it's dangerous out there. Be careful, Oh dad, We're gonna
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 8: have some fun. I've discovered something about fun. If you stay,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: if you keep having fun, there's a time limit to fun.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 8: If you stay at the club till it closed, it
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: ain't finna be fun no more. If you drinking and
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: you feel a buzz, but you keep on drinking, it
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 8: ain't fit to be fun no more. If you at
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 8: a sporting event and everybody going out the parking lot,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: but you y'all still try to have fun. State is
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 8: not finna be fun no more. Because fun I discovered.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 8: I taught my children that night. Fun is an acronym.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 8: F you in is an acronym, and I taught it
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 8: to him. I said, son, if you keep having fun
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 8: too long, it's effed up. Now, that's what fun stands for.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 8: Too much fun and it's efed up now, boy, they laughed,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 8: they laughed. They went out that night in Vegas. The
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 8: next morning I saw him. They looked dishevel They're in
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 8: bad shape. Said what happened?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: Dad?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: We was at the club. Man dude got shot and killed.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 8: Then the police surround the building. We stayed in there.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 8: We ain't get home too five thirty. You know why,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 8: because they was having fun and too much fun. It
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 8: got fed up.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Now f you in.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: It's fed up now, and that's what fun is. They said, Dad,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: what about you? I said, I'd like to have joy.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: They said, what's the difference between joy and fun? I said,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 8: Joy is a feeling that I have on the inside
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 8: that resides in me most of the time. And when
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 8: I'm with myself, within myself or by myself. I found
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: that I have a residing peace in me that gives
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: me a certain joy that I enjoy being alone. I
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: just enjoy just being with my girl. That's joy to me.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 8: That I can sit up and watch my grandchildren play.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 8: That I can take my family on vacation and watch
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 8: them enjoy thyself. That puts a joy in me. That
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 8: joy that I have is not manufactured or superficial. The
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 8: joy that I have, that residing peace is because I
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: have a relationship with God. God has given me the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 8: peace that I have in my life today. I wish
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: I had discovered this years ago. I could have saved
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 8: myself a world of trouble, but I didn't because I
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 8: was like a lot of people. I was pursuing fun,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 8: trying to have it as many times as I could
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 8: on to have fun. If I could have understood about
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 8: this residing piece, that it's okay to be with me,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 8: that I don't need a bunch of outside stimulation to
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: feel good anymore. That I can sit back, close my
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 8: eyes and be grateful and find joy. That I can
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 8: sit up and just watch TV and be in perfect
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 8: peace and joy. That I can walk around and ride
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: my bike or walk down to the river and just
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 8: have joy. I could put my headsets on and listen
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 8: to some music and just have joy. Joy to me,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 8: is better than having fun. That's the difference though, between
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  Speaker 8: fun and joy. One is manufactured and one is provided
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  Speaker 8: with an everlasting piece and relationship with God. If I
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  Speaker 8: was you, I look for some of that joy you
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  Speaker 8: feel me. Those are my closing remarks today. I hope
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  Speaker 8: you got something out of it.
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  Speaker 1: If not, don't worry.
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  Speaker 8: We'll be back tomorrow, God willing. Maybe you'll like that
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  Speaker 8: one now, But in the meantime, y'all see yourself a
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  Speaker 8: favor here.
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  Speaker 2: Talk to God he loved to hear from us.
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