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Bitterman's Goodbye, Shaq's Divorce, NBA Action, Slap Warning and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and its not me good. It has
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  Speaker 1: to other. Please, I don't join jo. Do you turn?
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  Speaker 1: You're going you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
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  Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water got me? Come come on your tha
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, I sure will. A good morning everybody, y'all
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I think I ought to explain something to y'all. You
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  Speaker 1: know when I when I wake up in the morning
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  Speaker 1: and I say, dig me now, what I'm asking you
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  Speaker 1: to do is it's old school, you know, man, And
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  Speaker 1: you know you say old people say I dig You
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  Speaker 1: know Dad never stop saying it. Sorry, but dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: It's just I want you to I don't you really
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  Speaker 1: feel me? I don't you to understand what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: because really, this morning inspiration is all given in the
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  Speaker 1: spirit of sharing and love. It ain't about to expose
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  Speaker 1: me in any way. That's not the purpose of it.
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  Speaker 1: But I found that in my morning inspiration that it's
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  Speaker 1: best that I use some things about myself, because I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what better example can I use? Because I know me,
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  Speaker 1: I know what's happened to me. I knew exactly how
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  Speaker 1: I felt all along the way concerning almost everything, every
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  Speaker 1: aspect of my life. I now fully do really understand
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  Speaker 1: why God had my life spend the way it spun.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the part that I want to give to
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  Speaker 1: you this morning, that first of all, whatever position you
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  Speaker 1: find yourself in today, we kind of come to one
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  Speaker 1: realization that we got ourselves there. We put ourselves there
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  Speaker 1: by a series of thoughts and actions. Thoughts turn into things.
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  Speaker 1: That's very important to know. So let's look at both
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  Speaker 1: sides of it. For people who think negative thoughts, it
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  Speaker 1: turns into negative things, and the direct opposite is true.
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  Speaker 1: For those who think positive thoughts, it turns into positive things.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deal. It's as simple as that, folks. I
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  Speaker 1: cannot break it down any cleaner, I cannot make it
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  Speaker 1: any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one glaring question
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  Speaker 1: for all of us always is on a daily basis,
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  Speaker 1: what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are
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  Speaker 1: you thinking? What are your thoughts? Because I can assure you,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not by or promise of mind. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a theory that Steve Harvey then came up with.
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  Speaker 1: This is a fact of life. This is biblical, this
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  Speaker 1: is spiritual, this is written, this is philosophical. This is
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  Speaker 1: the law of the universe. However, you need to drink
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  Speaker 1: this medicine to take to get it down and feel
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you. This is just the way
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  Speaker 1: it is now and here the cold part, folks, It
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  Speaker 1: don't matter if you believe me or not. It does
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  Speaker 1: not matter if you have never been explained the or not.
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  Speaker 1: And it does not matter if you think it works
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  Speaker 1: in your life or not. It don't matter. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: It is the way it is. It is as scriptural,
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  Speaker 1: it is as spiritual, it is philosophical, it's just whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's the law of the universe. You call whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to call. However, you got to dress this thing
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  Speaker 1: up to put it into phase that you can feel me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to feel me now, because this all
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  Speaker 1: it is. So. When I say that you are where
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  Speaker 1: we are today because we thought ourselves here, or your
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  Speaker 1: best to believe that's true, you thought yourself here. No
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  Speaker 1: one else. See, let me explain something. I got people
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  Speaker 1: around me who so badly want to take credit for it,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't allow it. But because I keep pointing
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  Speaker 1: to the heavens, I keep pointing and trying to say
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  Speaker 1: it out loud as many times as I can without
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  Speaker 1: being so offensive, that my life is by design, by
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy, by blessings from God. My life is
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  Speaker 1: because God has seen it to be so. Oh, but
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  Speaker 1: I got plenty of people around me want credit for
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  Speaker 1: it and want you to not give credit to God
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  Speaker 1: and give it to them. I got that. I got that,
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  Speaker 1: but I understand that. See, I understand what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's a person whose design is to get the credit.
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  Speaker 1: But it's okay. It's so clear to me what my
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  Speaker 1: father was saying to me. Man, I get it. As
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  Speaker 1: I get older and older, he always said to me, son,
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  Speaker 1: everybody come with you, can't go with you. See, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how people say that in church. You know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes they go people come into your life for seasons,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess the same thing. You know, they season up,
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  Speaker 1: they're gone, well, you know, and then but then hither
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  Speaker 1: way they try to hold you though or you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: forget where you come from. Oh, you ain't gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: it real no more. I don't want to go back
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  Speaker 1: where I come from. I don't want to keep it
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  Speaker 1: that real no more. It was real enough for me
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  Speaker 1: living in a car. I had enough of that real.
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  Speaker 1: I don't gonna keep it real now. I don't keep
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  Speaker 1: it real. I want to go keep it dreamy. I
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  Speaker 1: want to go keep it fantasize it. I want. I
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  Speaker 1: want to. I want to keep it out of this world.
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  Speaker 1: I want to keep it off the chain. I want
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  Speaker 1: to keep it moving. I want to keep it ball
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  Speaker 1: and I want to see what that's like. So naw,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna forget where I come from. But you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold me to that dog. See, thoughts become
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  Speaker 1: things all day long? Where's your vision board? Where are
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  Speaker 1: the things that you wan't written down? What do you
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  Speaker 1: think about the most? How grateful are you for what
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  Speaker 1: all God has done for you? Where you at with that?
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  Speaker 1: See here another law? If thoughts become things, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this. If all you thinking about is your debt,
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  Speaker 1: if all you're thinking about is what you ain't got,
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  Speaker 1: If all you thinking about or is all woe, is me.
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  Speaker 1: If all you're thinking about is every time I turn around,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick. If all you're thinking about it's the things
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  Speaker 1: in life that you're lacking. If that's all you're thinking about,
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  Speaker 1: and if thoughts become things, how much debt you think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in, how much, how much how much
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  Speaker 1: lacking you think you find to feel your life with?
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  Speaker 1: How much most stuff you find to not have because
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  Speaker 1: you keep thinking about it all the time. When you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you, when
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna come out your mouth, Man, that I may
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  Speaker 1: not be where I want to be, but I show
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  Speaker 1: am grateful for what you've given me so far, for
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  Speaker 1: the things I have to day because I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to have these things? You know that does? That then
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  Speaker 1: opens up room for more stuff to come your way?
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  Speaker 1: To be grateful fall. But if you're gonna be ungrateful,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, let me ask you something. I ain't God,
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  Speaker 1: I don't claim to be, But let me ask you something. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're ungrateful for the things we've got, if we
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  Speaker 1: can't show no gratitude for what we have, why would
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  Speaker 1: God give us some most stuff to be ungrateful for
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  Speaker 1: why would he do that? For tada? Anybody feel me
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  Speaker 1: right now? So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand why I say dig me? Because I
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  Speaker 1: want you to feel me. I want you to understand
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  Speaker 1: and come to the understanding, not saying you ain't. Because
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  Speaker 1: so many people got a deeper understanding than me about
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  Speaker 1: this whole thing. I promise you they do, but they
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm just trying to get you to
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  Speaker 1: walk up in this light, man, so you can go
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  Speaker 1: on with your life and quit tripping yourself out with
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts, because thoughts become things all right? All day
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show, ladies and gentlemen, it is here the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Another great day filled with gratitude,
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  Speaker 1: which leads to the proper attitude. Thanking him allows you
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  Speaker 1: to be introduced to more blessings from him. It's a
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  Speaker 1: simple thing. The more you thank him for, the more
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  Speaker 1: he gives you to be thankful for. That's a principle
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  Speaker 1: of success. Please burn it in your mind and live
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  Speaker 1: your life accordingly. This is to Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: starring Shirley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, care Spates, Mississippi, Monica, the Legend,
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy and ladies and gentlemen, that damn Jay Ain'tthony
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  Speaker 1: Yes Brown Brown Junior. What's on your mind? You know? Uncle?
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday and closing, Man, you said something had me really
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  Speaker 1: thinking and I'm just thinking about this unc you said
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  Speaker 1: that pressure really ain't crushing you, because my mind, the
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  Speaker 1: pressure I'll be feeling, man, is like I got to
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  Speaker 1: get it, or if I don't get it, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: failure if I failed man, as a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: depend upon me. But I thought it was really interested
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  Speaker 1: is how you look at pressure that the pressure really
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  Speaker 1: ain't crushing you. Pressure is not designed to crush you.
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  Speaker 1: Pressure designed to push something out of you that's buried
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  Speaker 1: on the inside of you that's going to be necessary
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  Speaker 1: for you to attain in order to get the things
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  Speaker 1: you've asked God for. That's what the pressure is for,
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  Speaker 1: to push something inside of you out so you can
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  Speaker 1: have it to you to get you to where you're
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  Speaker 1: asking God to take you. I'll give you an example.
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  Speaker 1: You're under pressure to perform a certain way. You think
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  Speaker 1: this is what you're calling me, right, You're under pressure
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  Speaker 1: to develop, you under pressure to produce. Right now, what
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  Speaker 1: that pressure is doing is is making you dig down
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  Speaker 1: on the inside to discover the necessary tools, attributes, and
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  Speaker 1: characteristics that you possess on the inside that will allow
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  Speaker 1: you to attain, develop and produce the things you're asking for.
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  Speaker 1: Because every dream comes with a test. You can't have
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  Speaker 1: the dream and don't get the tests. In order to
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  Speaker 1: get to something, you got to go through something. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing just right on the table in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: In order to get to it, you got to go
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  Speaker 1: through it. And so the test are there to design
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  Speaker 1: you so that you can develop the things on the
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  Speaker 1: inside of you. That's what pressure is, Julia, man, that's
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  Speaker 1: what pressure and wis. I give you the same knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like when you when you got the pet.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of pressure, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of pressure. But you got to go
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  Speaker 1: Let him go ahead exactly example, just get something going
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  Speaker 1: to the bad prone that's but you got to go
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  Speaker 1: through something. All I said, I'll be right back. See
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  Speaker 1: that a knowledge, reason why reason, a very thing right
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  Speaker 1: there stopping him? All right? Thank God? To look at
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  Speaker 1: the time, uh coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour of the nephew will run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. I ain't the only one felt this pressure.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, It is time now to run that prank
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  Speaker 1: back with the nephew. What you got for is now
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  Speaker 1: well earlier, you know, aunc and I was giving Junior
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  Speaker 1: some advice, some knowledge and wisdom about I was I
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  Speaker 1: was doing that. That's an ex example of pressure, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta sit and act like my you know, example
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  Speaker 1: wasn't good. But anyway, up pressure busts a pipe that
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  Speaker 1: was my dad is sick. This prank is also about pressure.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Here's your son pied in the pool. See that?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you pee in the pool because of pressure?
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  Speaker 1: Try to make this line to coach. I think I
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  Speaker 1: feel my pressure. Help coming, cat dog, if you would hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Can you hear me? Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Anastasia. This is she? How you doing? Listen?
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  Speaker 1: I'm glenning the lifeguard over here at the pool here
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  Speaker 1: in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have a
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  Speaker 1: you have a son named yes? Sir? Is everything yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Everything is fine? I mean a quick question, man, we
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  Speaker 1: got a situation here with what's going on, We're not
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be allowed to uh to let him
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  Speaker 1: swim here at the pool and the complex anymore. What
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  Speaker 1: we got him from me? Your son? I mean he
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  Speaker 1: swims there pretty much every every every other day. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm always here seeing him swim, But it seemed like
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  Speaker 1: he is. You know, we've been trying to figure out
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  Speaker 1: who it is. You'll your fun keep peeing in the pool,
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  Speaker 1: slim man. I don't want to get into it with you,
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  Speaker 1: your son. We finally narrowed it down. Your son is
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  Speaker 1: the one that's pining in the pool every day, and
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  Speaker 1: you know it's really a bad thing. Uh, we can't
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  Speaker 1: continue to keep letting him come over here. We gotta
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  Speaker 1: ban him from the pool, so we ain't nash it
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  Speaker 1: like this. Did you check the to be he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: say it's my song and then the pool. But your
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  Speaker 1: son is the one to be making faces and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and I know that's what he's doing here in their pin.
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  Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's pining faces. He'd be
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  Speaker 1: making faces, so I know here and their pa got
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  Speaker 1: to do with making faces pool or something. What you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna saying in the pool because he's making safe. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna go back lasting like that. I teach my
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  Speaker 1: kids better than that. He ain't been a pool lady.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he can't come
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  Speaker 1: over here and swim anymore. He's ben from the pool
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  Speaker 1: until we rectify this problem. Not y's not saying when
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  Speaker 1: he gonna be in the pool and we all pool
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  Speaker 1: were gonna be there, And that's a man of fact.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm kids to the pool. No, we're not allow. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not being the city and go back and forth
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  Speaker 1: with you all. I'm trying to tell you was this
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  Speaker 1: right here? Your son has been peeing in the pool.
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  Speaker 1: My boss wants me to bed him. If he's not
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  Speaker 1: the one, then we will allow him to come back later.
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  Speaker 1: But right now with singling people out and your son,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like he's the one that's
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  Speaker 1: doing it. What's your name? Was? My name is Glenn?
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  Speaker 1: I'm Glenning the lifeguard. That's who I am. No, what's
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  Speaker 1: the real name? N I was supposed to be calling me.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got no bin this scud of my I'm
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  Speaker 1: my son, no fool? How you everything to get. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not at liberty to give my last name. The bottom
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  Speaker 1: line is we can't come in the bottom what but
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  Speaker 1: you don't live to come down? But you can't give
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  Speaker 1: me your own name. Okay, listen, I'm not All I'm
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do is call you, gonna let you know
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  Speaker 1: that we're banned in your son from getting in the pool.
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  Speaker 1: Once you're talking about you can't ban my father playing
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  Speaker 1: the life board. Get a real job, a summer job.
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  Speaker 1: You got a job, and I calling my fun You said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you ain't about and you can't stop
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  Speaker 1: nobody who's come next pool? And we're gonna be damn
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  Speaker 1: though tomorrow again. And if you did do your job
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  Speaker 1: and clean that man, let me say this to you.
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  Speaker 1: If your son comes to the pool tomorrow and get
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  Speaker 1: in the pool, I'm snatching your son out of the pool.
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  Speaker 1: I wish you. I wish you would because you don't
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  Speaker 1: need a lifeguard. You said, trying a pool. I wish
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  Speaker 1: you would. What what time to pull open? At ten o'clock?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna be there nine Saturday. You got me up,
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  Speaker 1: talk about you're gonna snatch my son out the pool?
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  Speaker 1: You know mine? Everybody pool mine, lady. The problem is
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  Speaker 1: whatever has been singled out all the other kids, appointing
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  Speaker 1: us and saying he's the one that's doing it. Your
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  Speaker 1: son is the one that's being your boat. He's feeling
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  Speaker 1: whatever whatever. For right now, all I'm asking is is
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  Speaker 1: keep your son away from the pool for the next
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  Speaker 1: two weeks. If we fell not that it's not him,
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  Speaker 1: will allow him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't staying away from the pool for two weeks. If
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  Speaker 1: he do, he's gonna come back and do some motion pool.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna taping the whole two weeks with it and
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  Speaker 1: go back to that talking about my son to pool.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell you about his faith. You said what
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  Speaker 1: you Bob said, He Bob be watching life you watch
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  Speaker 1: then the pool? You know mine. You must not know
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking to. I will be down as a
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  Speaker 1: model man. I'm gonna find my kids. And they don't
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  Speaker 1: get the pool too. Don't do a little kids go
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  Speaker 1: without getting them in the pool. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you bring them kids over there and bring them
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  Speaker 1: in the pool. No, none of your children. I don't
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  Speaker 1: give it. And what you say, you don't run life guard,
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  Speaker 1: get rid of lady. Listen, lady, I'm not gonna go
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  Speaker 1: continue to go back and forth. I got one more
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  Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you what I'm done. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: one more thing that I'm done. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: say to me. I do I want to saying. I
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  Speaker 1: do need to say to you what you have to
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  Speaker 1: say to me. I need to say this. This is
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  Speaker 1: left you Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
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  Speaker 1: just got Frank from your homeboard. You hello, kid, look man,
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  Speaker 1: look it up you timmy, doctor man. You want to
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  Speaker 1: get this boo y'all? Place you mus Yeah, I'll know
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna played too. What place? But none. I'm walking
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  Speaker 1: towards them now. I thought you were coming to the
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  Speaker 1: pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office today. They
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  Speaker 1: stay was opening the fivecock. I'll to tell me. I know,
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  Speaker 1: come foso by myself in the pool. I was for
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  Speaker 1: the common. Now take care of them kids, baby. I
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  Speaker 1: got one more thing. I got to ask you. What
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  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harping More boy, that boy is a genius. Boom you know? Next?
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  Speaker 1: You know what is it self? Praise and worship for me? Though,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: but if nobody else gonna praise with you, you got
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: the phrase by yourself, all right, nephew. Coming up next,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: it is asked the cella with the Chief Love Officer
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the buildings. Right after this, you're listening
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Harpy more show coming up at the top of
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the hour and entertainment news. Shack opens up about his divorce.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Nini is suing the Bravo Network and a California couple.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's trending over their five hundred get it, five hundred
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: dollars wedding. That's it, that's all all right, five hundred dollars.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right now. Ye time it is
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: is ready for you. Katrise in Vegas Rights. I work
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: in a bakery and the owner's wife keeps accusing me
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: of flirting with her husband. I almost told her that
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: her husband is messing with my mom, not me. My
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: mom knows I'm in the middle, so she advised me
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to quit. Do you agree with her? Yeah, he probably
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: need to get out, Yeah yeah, yeah, but the wife, thanks, Hu,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: You're gonna come in there one day and then even
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: gonna be turned up real hal you're gonna be a
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: situation in Yeah, I get out of here for a
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: turn into something now. I don't care what she need
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: this other job. Get to baker, all right. Moving on
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: to Maura and San Jose, to get somewhere else, to
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: get to bacon these cupcakes and carry your skills down
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: to public so Kroger somewhere. I got big ass bakery
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: back there. Good ass sugar cookies too, Go ahead, Maura.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Maura and San Jose, Maria says, I'm
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: a fifty five year old single woman and I let
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: my brothers stay with me while he sorts out his
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: marital problems. He's not trying to fix his marriage and
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: uses my home as a brothel. I set rules and
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: he breaks them all. I don't want him to be homeless,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: but he's got to go. How do I got my
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: seventy four year old brother out of here? His ass
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: need to be out of home, somewhere you need, you need,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: get him checked, then somewhere into a hole where he
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: can be a senior citizen. They all stay in the building. Seventyfold.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: You just got a brothel in an old ass brothel.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: You got, knowing the room and clean up all that,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: all that medicine native left in there, and a steaming
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: and the hanters and everything you had to bring in
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: that you had bringing that power cord with the extra
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: outlets on it so they can plug up oxygen and
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: stuff while in there. You got the plug up or
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: hoover around out there in your garage and stuff for
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a little power up. Yeah. Man, No, you got to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: putting him money of the old as seventy for he
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: a player, you know he doing it? Yeah, and you
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: need to hide his peels that'll slow him down, or
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: just go back to his wife thort out his marital problem,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: all right, assisted Lily and Maryland says, my husband and
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I haven't opened relationship, and I was supposed to tell
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: him before I got with another man. I got caught
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: up and didn't tell him until I'd had sex twice
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: with this other guy. My husband is mad, and I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: know it's because the guy is fine. Af Did I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: go too far by getting someone finer than my husband's
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Depending on who you're married to, you know, that might
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: not have been a real hard mood to me. Who
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you're married to, if he all that fun. He wouldn't
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: be into an open marriage, so I'm assuming he a
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: real red glass looking do So I'm assuming pretty much
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: anybody you getting my top what you got. I can't
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: give you no advice because what you're asking me did
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you go too far? But y'all got an open marriage.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know the rules and no foolishness like this,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: So don't call us with that. Just gonna do like
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. I don't want to pass judgment on it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It ain't you. Well, I'm just telling you to me
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: is ignance. So I don't have in here trying to
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: tell you how to live right when I think it ain't.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: It ain't right for me, It ain't. I ain't nobody
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: else on this show considering it. Um any boy, I
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: can speak for myself. No, no, No time is saying no.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Then I know I'm not of the courtion. No, no,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: the marriages on this show. Well, this food on this
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: other hand, like what was on the seventy fourth thing
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: that just happened. But go ahead, but wait, what come on?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, dad, what you're gonna say? I'm just saying
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: the hold up, it's something to look into. Yeah, I
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: don't know enough about it. You're not gonna pass judgment
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like Steve like I do. I mean, I don't know.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I don't just you know, hey, because some things I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: don't know about so close minded on this show. It
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing you don't know about marriage, sir. Let's stop
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: that right now. You know, boy, what he don't know.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: The only thing he don't know about marriage is just
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: hot together, staying together. He just never understood what it
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: was get a wife. Now every day that's the part
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: of Mary John like he's still here and walk to
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: kids and him too. Yeah, all right. Moving on to
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Chris and Tulsa. Chris says, I have three children and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: their father keeps telling me he's going to marry me.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: The problem is that he's already married, and I have
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: believed in him and held him down for six years,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: and he is reluctant to make us a family. How
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: do I move on with my kids? Are you easy?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing holding you? So what do you mean?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: How do you move on? Why don't you keep doing
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: like you've been doing except release the expectation that this
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: guy's gonna marry you who's already married. How do I
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: move on with my kids without that other lady's husband.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Just try to try that, because he's not your husband.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: It's it's not that hard, it's really not. You're making
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: it way more difficult than it is. All you got
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: to do is move on and get child support and
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: get you somebody else. She's believed in him and held
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: him down for six years, Steve six years. But he
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: ain't held you down. And I don't know what you
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: call yourself holding him down unless he need unless he
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: real strong, and he needs two people to hold him down,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: and his wife is doing it right now. Oh he
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: must be strong, yeah, oh he must be a lot.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: She's been sleeping with him, and but you know, here's
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: what women thought. You just do it. He just loves
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: two women. Yeah, he loves two women. But you're not
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: getting equal treatment. I could promise you that. And she
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: has three children by him. How to hail him down?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Sleeping with him, taking care of
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: him financial? When you get through sleeping with him, you
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: ain't holding him down that good because he get up
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and go home. You need to get some chance or
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: something here. You need to get some change. All these
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: people you're holding down. When you get through sleeping with him.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: He do get up and go home. So you ain't
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: holding him down? Good, you need some chains. It's not
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: believing in him. He said. You believed in him and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: held him down for six years. Woww yeah, come on now,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: yeah that's baby. Yeah, yeah, this is awful. Yeah all right,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: to show, okay. So Shack recently opened up about his
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: on a podcast interview about his twenty eleven divorced from
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: his ex wife Shannie. Shack repeatedly blamed himself for the divorce,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: saying it was all me. We don't need to talk
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: about what I was doing, but I wasn't protecting her
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: and protecting those vowels. Sometimes, um, you live that double
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: life and get caught up. Take a listen. I had
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: the perfect situation. My wife was finer than a mug.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: keV giving me baby, still finer than a mug. I
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: had it all. Just sometimes you and I don't make excuses.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I know I'm messed up, and then you know when
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't have that. I don't like to use the
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: D words. I don't really know what it is. But
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I was lost seventy six dollars square for the house
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: by yourself, lost, no kids. Go to the gym, nobody
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: playing in the gym, and go to the room, nobody's there.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: You you start to feel it. Wow, wow wow moment. Well,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I mean that's what Carlin said. If you know, it's
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a grown man moment. You know it's but you know
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it's good of him to admit it and to say
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: what it was. You know, it's just paused for thought.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You know a lot of people think, you know, I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: just leave, but leave what though? You gotta leave everybody.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: The voice ain't just you, Especially when you got kids.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It's tough and you realize you messed up what you had.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You know, out of the house. Ain't nobody in the
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: gym playing, Ain't nobody any man empty? I wouldn't. I
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even know what to man. Yeah all right, yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I mean I really felt him and what he was saying.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: So Jay any comments, Yes, Yes, sometimes you just want
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: that piece in quiet. You don't want anybody in the gym,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You don't want anybody. Sometimes you don't want that. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I mean every where you move that's quiet. And you're
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: okay with that. You got turn on a lot of
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: TVs with it. Yeah, man, every library house. But you
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: don't you miss the sound of you know there. Listen, y'all, listen,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Listen to listen to this. Okay, quiet, you hear it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: It's so stupid shocked that well he knows. Listen, just listen.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Listen to share. Nobody's saying nothing. Okay, sometimes you want that,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: and sometimes you want a wife and a family to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: jay or whatever. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you know what.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes you do want quiet. I find that often
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: in my life, and I you know, and you know,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I go and create some moments you know, of quiet
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: in peace. But overall, I mean, look, man, it's sort
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: of it's it go both ways. You know. There's days
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: you're foward as days you ain't. But that's with anything.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: But when you get by yourself, it's days you're faward
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: as days you hate. Yeah, but it's a whole lot
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: of days when you ain't. I don't want him, it's
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of days where you hate. Well, Shock says,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: while he no longer has a wife, he still sees
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: himself as a provider and protector for their children. So
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: that's a good thing, and moved on and remarried. You
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: don't need seventy six dollars square feet quiet. You can
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: do that in fifteen hundred. That's what I'm doing. You
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: gotta have your house. You can get that in fifteen
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: hundred square feet. I'm doing it. You dropping knowledge, I
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: got knowledge, your quiet, you're working it out all that
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: walking around. Sit down in your living room and need
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: a kitchen. Sit down in your living room and sick
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of kitchen. There's no more expensive partner, you know. I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: sit down and you don't living knowledge. See your kitchen.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to walk. You gotta walk around and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: get to it. It's the same quiet, and it is quiet.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Ain't got ain't gonna go expensive? Quietly? What I got
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: quiet don't cost more than man stunting on your regert. Yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I tell you on the nose, I getting here up,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I tell you only noise I getting here when that
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: ice maker turn off. I can't where I'm in here
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: out here, God, y'all. The first junior I feel when
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: you hear that, When you hear that a kick in,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I could be in a shower hear then a kick
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: one man. Yeah, noise like life. I ain't mad at you, Junior.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I've been there, man, I understand your best life. Bag. Yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: maybe know how far I came? Man, Thank you so
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: much man for this opportunity. You know how far I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: came in my life? I didn't come on boy, come on, hey, Julian,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Hey Junior, what that fifteen huney square feet used to be?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Who seventeen? Yeah, that's when you're looking at the stove
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and the bed. Have you ever lived in an efficiency? Yeah?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, that was my first one efficiency. Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: You just just opened the door and that was it. Yeah, right,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: bed in the wall, had a Murphy bed, had to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: pull the bed down. That took up the entire space.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Once you left that bed down, you've got to be
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: thinking getting in it or lived in New York. All right,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: But we learned something today about you today. Yes, we
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: are all right, Thank you guys. Coming up at twenty
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we we'll look into the mind
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of Jay Anthony Brown. Oh right after this, you're listening,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, introduce your buddy. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: please put your hands together for him. Jay Anthony Brown,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What up, everybody? What's going on? I know I have
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: been away for a while, and while I was away,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I would work on things, but because I wasn't on
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the radio, I couldn't use them. Like I worked on
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: some songs, but you know, I wasn't here. Like I
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: worked on the song for Will Smith, but I wasn't.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Like Chris was the man I slapped, you know, but
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: then I didn't. I didn't finish it. So because I
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't here, and uh, the Black Judgments Jackson, I worked
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: on the song, but I wasn't here, Simon's Jackson. The
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: way they made you feel that that I didn't, I
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: didn't didn't go into it, man. And then the last
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: one is I got it from a kid's song. It's
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: very popular. If you got small kids, they know the song.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: We don't talk about Jada's ball head. We don't talk
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: about Jada's ball head, man, no words, you know what
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I mean. We don't talk about Jada's ball We don't need.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: But the thing that I have today is we heard
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: a lot about what it's called the black card, the
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: black card. You know, you know, we need to take
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: your black card. So these are some things. And after
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I do if you maybe the guys are adding about
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the black card. If you don't know how to play
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: dominoes or spades, we need to get your black card. Yeah,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: we need to get your If you've not seen color
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: purple three times, we might have to get it. Yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: If you don't have a drawer full of condiments, we
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: might have to get Yeah, catch ups, mustards, condiments, condiments.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: If you never made fun of people at church, you
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: might have to. If you never completely washed up in
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the sink, stupid we were kid. Yeah, take this black card,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I mean completely but ass naked, hitting the hot spots.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: If you've never Yeah, what if you don't have a
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: favorite jam that you played real loud, we might have
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: to get that. And last, but not least, if you
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: don't have some white friends, we need to get your
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: damn black cord. All right, thank you, Jay, Still crazy
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: coming up at nine o'clock Eastern Jay Anthony Brown has
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: a very special announcement and you don't want to miss that,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: and we'll be back right after this. You're listening to
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: the String Show amid the fallout from last month's Oscar
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: slap by Will Smith. It's infamous now, Producers or the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: upcoming Tony Awards warned potential copycats to refrain from following
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: suit or they will face severe consequences. Event organizers said
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the anti slap advisory they sent it out to potential
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: ticket holders. The Tony Awards has a strict no violence policy.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: In the event of an incident, the perpetrator will be
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: removed from the event immediately, according to the advisory. The
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Tony Words will be held Sunday, June twelfth, eight pm
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: at New York's Radio City Music Hall and Steve Um.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe you want to send out an anti slap advisory
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: to your audience. Oh, well, mine is real simple. You know,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvey Show, that family feud, celebrity feud,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the Judge Show, radio show, or any public speaking appearances, anything.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: You can come up here if you want to. And
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying I can't get slapped. It could happen,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: But I do want you to know that you will
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: not turn around and be able to button up your
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: jacket and walk off that I give you my word
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: on that right, matter of fact. Matter of fact, I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: highly recommend that you don't turn around. I'm just my recommendation,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: and I think here's here's my next recommended. When you
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: slap me, I think you should immediately follow that up
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: with some mote because I'm gonna have some mote. That's
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: your anti slap advisory. And if you don't want, what
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I promise you is coming huh huh, and it will
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: not be a return slap. I'm gonna do things to
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: you like you know. I'm gonna get my baby finger
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: caught in one of your nostrils and towns, That's what
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do something to you very unfash.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump on your back when you turn around
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: and bite a plug out your hair. That's what I'm
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: gonna do. So you the fight is the key word. Dirty.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Is no such a thing? Temmy, you have a TV show?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: What about Ready to Love? Ready to Love? Black Colleagues? Queen?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Is this radio show stand up? If you decide to
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: run up on time, we definitely both going to jail
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: that night. I can guarantee you that we're both going
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: and we ain't man. One was probably gonna have havelf
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: our clothes. Uncles. There's gonna be a lot of ripping
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: in came when when we and when we get in.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna start it up again. I'm y'all built
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: for fighting. Once I see you coming, I'm running. I'm
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: just gonna run. So Chris Rock should have run. He
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: should I don't know why that stood there that to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: this day, I don't understand that he didn't expect because
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: the last thing you would expect, right, But I'll tell
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you what though, A well, you know, here's here's one thing.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: All the pictures you see we are party at the
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: after party with the hospitals, all that dance and this stuff,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: that would have been different. That's a different video. It
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: different video right there. What happened to Wheel's oscar? Oh
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: that you wipe it off? Wipe it off? Yeah, there's
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: some different stuff that in a minute. I can't give him.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I can't pitch it. It's too far staying still, will
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: push will God, anybody got long Fanger nails so you
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: have in my oscar? This show is ignorant. We're clear.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I think we're clear on you, guys. Anti slap advisory
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: for your show. Jay said he would have he would
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: have run though I'm running. Yeah I'm not. But Chris
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: didn't know, Jay, he didn't know. That's why I stayed there?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: You hit somebody before from running up on your stage?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about? You running? All? Right? Here we
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: go coming up, daddy. It is a prank phone call
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: with the nephew. Right after this, you're listening to Dave
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up about four minutes after the hour.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: this international player is about to get played. God hid
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: in a Nash. Yeah, I'm the big boys down Nash.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it in just a bit. Right now,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: it is time for you, nephew, with today's prank phone call.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Delivering your truck? Delivering your
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: truck sounds pretty simple, doesn't it? Okay, Yeah, yeah it does,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: it does? Got dog if you would Hello? Hello? Is
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: this Uh? Let's see what I got here on my paperwork?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Is this the Wilkins resident. This is Missus Wilkins. I'm
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: trying to come by and drop the vehicle off for
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: you guys. I'm her you must have the wrong number.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: What I got is uh, I've already loaded up the vehicle.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Evidently it just got in here to the dealership this morning.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I just put it on the truck. I should be
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: at you guys place, probably somewhere around one one thirty
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: or somebody gonna be there. Sir, I think you have
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the wrong dress. We didn't. We don't have a vehicle
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: or we in order of vehicle, so I think you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: might have gotten the paperwork mixed up or something. No,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I don't have any paperwork mixed up here. This is
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Welcomes right. Well, this is missus Wilkins. I mean that's
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: my husband. Right. Let me look at my notes on here.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I got a Let's see, I got a GL five
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: fifty SUV Mercedes bends black on black. Got that on
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: the truck. We didn't. We didn't we wear a car.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't. We didn't order a car, So I don't
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: think Wait, let me what address are you delivering it too?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Let's see here, I got some notes here says this
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: is a special delivery. Please put bowl on top of it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: It's a Christmas present and we're going to West Timberlake,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: West Timberlake. Now that's that's that's not our address. Are
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you sure it's for a delivery for Wilkins. Well, let's
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: say in purchased by mister Wilkins. Oh, here would go
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: going to uh Soundra, I'm going to who sound? Uh Soundra?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Is his ex wife. I am his current wife. So
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you're telling me that he orders a car for her
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: for Christmas? Uh? This car here is from what I
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: understand man, looking at the uh, I'm supposed to deliver
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: the actual title and every and this thing's been paid
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: in full. He bought her a car? Are you saying
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: there's no Sandra there? Man? What are you telling me?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I am telling you that it sounds to me as
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: if he bought a car for his ex wife. That's
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: how I said. And you said this the Sandra, Sandra,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: what's that address? And getting give me give me that
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: address one more time. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: wait wait a minute. I'll tell you what. Let let
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: me try to call this other number's cell phone number.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I'll do that now, don't call any other Now. What
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I need you to do is bring the car to
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: my house. I'm gonna fix this. He bought her a car.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: You bring the car to my house and I'm gonna
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: handle it from here. Well, Ma'm I'm supposed to take
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: this over to off for timber Lake. I'm supposed to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: take it out there and I'll for timber Lake. You're
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: gonna bring that to my house and we're gonna do
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: here with it. White here, I'm gonna get Charles on
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: the phone. We're gonna get Sander up here, and we're
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: gonna handle it right now. So you bring the phone
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: over here. What's your name, I'm Perkins man. I'm just
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just a guy to drive the truck. I deliver
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: these vehicles all day long. You're gonna go ahead and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: deliver it right over here. Bring it over to my house. Now,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her, get her over here. I'm gonna
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: get him, and we're gonna see why the hell he
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: doesn't bout her a car? Okay, well, I mean I
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: don't mean any harm. Is there any possibility that maybe
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: she just she deserves it and he wanted to give
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: it to it she deserves because she's the ex wife.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Did you miss the point that I said, I'm his
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: current wife. If he's gonna be buying any type of car,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: the car should have been for me. It shouldn't be
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: for her. I'm the one cooking, cleaning iron and all
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: this kind of stuff, and he's gonna buy her. Wait, wait,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, what time won't. You'll be here with the
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: car I got, ma'am deandress our guy. I'm supposed to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: let deliver it off of West Timberlake. I'm not supposed
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: to come nowhere else. That's West Timberlake. You're gonna bring
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: it to my house. That's what you're gonna do. You're
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: gonna bring that car. It's it's butt. You're gonna bring
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: it to my house, and that's where it's gonna be
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: delivered to. I'm gonna fix that, you know what. I
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: want to pretty much stay out of this thing. All
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I want to do is deliver this thing off er leg.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I think I've created a problem that that probably wasn't
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: even gonna be a problem. You already up. I just
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I need to know a couple of things. Wait, when
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: did he body car? He told me? When that's what
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: he told me? When did heybody card? This car was
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: purchased about but right at a month ago, but it
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: just got delivered in last night. Also is a special
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: order car? Okay, well, I mean it five fifty. It's
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: the biggest suv they got. Okay, okay, uh huh. Now
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: wait when he came in? Did you did you see
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: him when he came in about a call with him,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: which somebody was he with him? Ma'am, I don't. I
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: don't work inside the inside the dealership, man, I just
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: drive the cars and deliver them. Well, how much how
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: much is a car? How much was a car? Uh?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Looking here on this says ninety ninety eight right right
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: at right at ninety nine thousand dollars ninety eight cash.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: You said it was paid in full. I don't know
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: how have you charged it or whatever, but it says
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: paid him, But you said it was paid in full.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: So you mean to chill? Mean this fool that bought
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: a car for his ex wife and pailing fullhams ninety thousand?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: How that? I mean? I really want you to try
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to explain that to me? Is that what you're saying? Man,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I'm you. You're asking me to explain some stuff that
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: seems like he needs to be explaining to you. You
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: have to have information that I need to I'm trying
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to figure some out right here, because when he's home,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: its home and popping up in here? Okay? Uh? Now
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: what's this right here? This is a got a personalized
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: license plate? What's what's you say? What's you say? There's
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: a personalized license plate here. I guess they'll put those
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: on whe I get there there inside the vehicle, personalized
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: licensease late, so you have to like special order those right.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: It's got love X on here. What you say, h
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: l U v X so a love X or love?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You know what? Can me? Hear myself together? This is
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: how people get the killed. I'm gonna get a taste
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: dealing with this. You know what? Bringing card of my house,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: that's what you do. You bring the car over here,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: you understand, Mam Braham. I'm supposed to take this to
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: tend to timber Lake off timber Lake Drive. Take the
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: car to bring that to my house right now. Anybody
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: gonna be driving a new car, it's gonna be me.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that bought enough cost. Do you have
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: my dress here? Oh god, um for copper Forest, that's
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: my dress. You bring that car over here, and you
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: bring it here right now. I need to be your
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: next delivery because I'm gonna get on this song and
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna figure out what's going all over here. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe he both gets suffer a cast flow down
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  Speaker 1: here and I got one more note on here today
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: what what what? What's the no? It says Vernetta Vera. Yes,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm Branetta. Okay, it says Vernetta. This is nephew Timmy.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: You've just been praying by your husband. Will get Vanetta.
• 51:57
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• 52:15
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you one more thing, baby, what is the
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  Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, I thought this was over.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I was gonna take that trunk and one over. Come on, baby, boys,
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  Speaker 1: X Love Love X boys. She hot paid in full
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: ninety nine thousand dollars. Sandra, Sandra, ma'am. You know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: maybe she deserves it. This woman is hot. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: wanted to kill him. I know you ain't brought this help.
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• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: The subject is international players about to get played. We'll
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show.
• 53:45
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  Speaker 1: Pop Pop. Never know, it could be yours. You never know.
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  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: you here. It is letter Saint Kenephew's subject the international
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: player is about to get played. To Stephen Shirley. I
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: have been married for nine years and I've been tapping
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: my husband's phone and I've found out about his three
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: year international love affair. He is from Zambia and he
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: came to Texas eleven years ago. One night, we were
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: tipsy and we opened up about a lot of stuff
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: from our past. He told me about the one that
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: got away. He was madly in love with her, but
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: her parents didn't approve of him, so they couldn't be together.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: He told me he truly loves me, but this woman
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: was his soul mate. He said it took him a
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: while to get her out of his system. What he
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: didn't tell me is that he searched for her until
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: they reconnected. He found her and they have long phone
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: calls while he's at work or when I'm not home.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: They send pictures and talk about their glory days and
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: how they can't wait to see each other and make love.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I have discreetly read his messages and listened to their voicemails.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: They speak in another language most of the time, but
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I knew a fair amount of it. They are planning
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: to have a rendezvous in May, and he's told me
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: he has to go back home for an important family matter,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and I have to let him handle it alone. After
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: he leaves, I plan the next day. I plan to
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: leave the next day and give them the surprise of
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: a lifetime. I already have my ticket and I know
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: where he'll be. Imagine him thinking I am thousand miles
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: away and then bam, I pop up on them. I
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: am taking all of his clothes with me and leave
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: them there. To top it off, I'm calling her husband
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: and asking him to meet me there. I'm planning to
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: leave my husband's raggedy behind in Zambia. My close friends
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: think I'm crazy. I do have a flair for the dramatic.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: But is this too much? Or am I justified for
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: showing up and showing out? You're asking me, are you justified?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Let me compliment you on an absolutely brilliant plan. Okay,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: this is brilliant, but please know that if you plan
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: on carrying it through and you do, your marriage is
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: over because neither you or your husband will be able
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: to recover from this. But we know you're gonna do
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: it anyway because you've already bought the ticket, You're taking
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: his clothes with you, and you're planning on leaving him
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: and them there in Zambia. Your plan. It also won't
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: work because you just told millions of people who listen
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: to this show what you're going to do, okay, and
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: someone is bound to tell your husband what you're up
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: to And that is the one single flaw I see
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: in your otherwise brilliant plan to catch them, the fact
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: that we all know now yeah, I mean it is,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you know, dramatic and all of that. It's a long
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: way to get to your endgame. But in my opinion,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: he deserves it for lying to you about so many things,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: for even telling you this other woman is his soulmate.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Why would even say that to you? But he lied
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: to you about what did he say? Oh? Oh yeah,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: he has to attend an important family matter and you
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: can't go. Oh you're going, You are going. You've had
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: it planned out for quite a while, and when you
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: catch him, it's just not gonna be pretty. It's gonna
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: be over. But you know, whatever, you gotta do what
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: you gotta do sometimes, Steve, Well, Charlie, you really surprised
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: me with this being a brilliant player. I have never
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that side of you because you hide
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: it so well normally, So I was just stunned that,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, with a brilliant plan. The subject is
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: international player about to get played. Now. This lady been
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: married nine years, but she's been tapping her husband's phone.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: She found out about his three year international love a family.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: That's a long time to be aware of something and
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: keep it to yourself. You could say later in the
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: letter that you have a flat for the dramatic. You too,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: damn dramatic if you asked, you too, Damn. I found
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: out about this three year international love affair. Now he's
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: from Zambia, came to Texas eleven years ago. Now here's
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: the part. One night we were tipsy and we opened
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: up about a lot of stuff from our path. See
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: right now, that's why I don't drink right there, whatever
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: reason my ass don't drink right now, because the last
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: thing my ignorant ass needs to be doing somewhere opening
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: up about my damn bad clearly, man, that would be
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: the dumbest thing I could do. He told me about
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: the one that got away. What he was he drinking?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: He was madly in love with her, but her parents
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: didn't approve of him, so they couldn't be together. He
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: told me, truly loves me, but this woman was his soul. Me,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: this fool shit never sip alcohol again, look at it anything.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: If I had told my wife that I truly love her,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: but there's another woman that's the soul mate. Something in
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: me would a click. I would have went into kitchen
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: and just stabbed myself and try to get to the
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: hospital so we could divert this conversation. Change your subject.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Man. When I come back, I'll tell
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: you the rest of it. But it ain't gonna It's
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be lady. All right, we'll have part two of
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter, subject international player about to get played.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening Morning show?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: The subject is international players about to get played? International
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: player about to get played. You've been married to this
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: man nine years. He's from Zambia. He came over here
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: eleven years ago. But through tapping his phone, she's discovered
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: that he's had a three year international affair. The way
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: she know all of this is because she started tapping
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: the phone because one night they was drinking and they
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: got tipsy. Now let me tell you something, folks. The
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: following statement that I'm about to read is not because
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: you tipsy. This is because your ass is drunk. One
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: night threw a tipsy He opened up about a lot
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: of stuff from his past. He told me about the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: one that got away. He was madly in love with her,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: but the parents didn't approve of him, so they couldn't
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: be together. He told me he truly loves me, but
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: this woman was his soul made. That is not a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: tipsy statement. That's from a person who is full blown
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: ass drunk. This man should never sniff alcohol again in
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: his life. Because if you can say this to your
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: current wife, Wow, this has nothing to do with tipsy.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Did something and he didn't mix some drugs right here,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: d this is this is some other stuff right here.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: You don't have some drinks, some molly, this some method
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: here something. Yeah, you need this meth. I don't know
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: what you did, but you you, he said. It took
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: him a while and get out of his system. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what she found out was she that he had searched
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: for her and finally found her and they reconnected. Now
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: this when she started tapping the phone and they had
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: long phone calls while he would work or when I'm
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: not home. They seeing pictures and talk about their glory days,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: how they can't wait to see each other and make love.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: And then he said, I discreetly read his messages and
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  Speaker 1: listen to their voicemail. I don't know how she been
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: doing this. Man, they speak in another language, so most
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: of the time I don't, but I know a fair
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  Speaker 1: amount of it. Now. This other language is one of
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  Speaker 1: them two thousand dialects that reside in Africa. Africa's fifty two,
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  Speaker 1: fifty three countries, fifty two countries, fifty three counts. Now
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember, it's fifty some countries in Africa. That's
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  Speaker 1: over two thousand dialects, zombie. I don't know which one
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  Speaker 1: that is, but they're talking anywhere. They can't. You know
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• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: said up? Oh come yeah. Now, I don't know how
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: you picked up what they were saying in now, but
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: you claimed that you picked it up. But you could
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: tell about the tone of his voice though. If they
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: was talking about some sex. Uh, it's said, it's said
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  Speaker 1: on going to quanto from ground. I don't care what
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: language you here. When a man dropped down, now that's
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: what he're talking about. Anyway, he told you in made
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: that he needed to go back home for an important
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: family matter, and I'm more and he needs to handle
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: it alone. Now hear what the brilliant plan Shirley likes.
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  Speaker 1: After he leaves, I planned to lead the next day,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: give him a surprise of a lifetime. I already got
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: my ticket. I know where he'll be. Imagine him thinking
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I'm thousand miles away and bam, I'll pop up on him.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I am taking all of his clothes with me and
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: leave them there. To top it off, I'm calling her
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: husband asking him to meet me there, and I'm planning
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: to leave my husband's ragging behind Zambia. My close friends
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: think I'm crazy. I do have a flat front of dramatic.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: But is this too much? Or am I justified and
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: showing up and showing out? Shirley, thanks, You're playing is brilliant.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a few questions for that. Why waste
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  Speaker 1: your money? You are going to spend all this money
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: to tell to get rid of somebody who'd already got
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: rid of you. Why would you go through a all
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: the hassle, calling all these people going well over there
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: so you can go and go Bam. That's a long
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: way for a bam, why do you feel the need
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: to surprise him? But I don't know. You know, you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: didn't kept this to yourself for all these years, tapping
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: phones and stuff. I don't know how you ain't saying
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: nothing up till now. Now. I really don't know how
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: you didn't held it together this long. The only way
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: you can hold it together this long as you really
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: don't love him. That has to be it, because if
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: you were emotionally invested, is no way you're gonna sit
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: there and listen to all these phone calls, look at
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: these pictures, follow all these text messages, had this information
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: for three years if you truly loved him. So I
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: don't know what y'all doing now. I surely brought up
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: an interesting point. Surely said it's not gonna be much
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: of a surprise now because you wrote this letter and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: it's what you're gonna do in May, and you're pretty
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: sure somebody gonna hear and tell it. I am asking
• 1:06:09
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• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: please do me a favor. Don't open your damn mouth.
• 1:06:22
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• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: to see how this is gonna play out. But if
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: you get on that plane, you're wasting money, just like
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: we wasted a whole fifteen and it's talking about a
• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: see them all. They don't need to be married. It
• 1:06:49
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• 1:08:03
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• 1:08:14
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• 1:08:32
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• 1:08:38
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  Speaker 1: enough for him. In Phoenix, man, Chris Paul gonna show up,
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  Speaker 1: home with it, man, But I gotta give it to Hi. Man,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: it'd be some serious. Is anybody seeing this Celtics next serious?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I mean not that with the fact is Kyrie cussing
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: everybody out of ere a chance every losing though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they lost again, man in the tough On the other night,
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  Speaker 1: thought Kade was unstoppable, but ain't. Nobody never really played
• 1:09:28
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• 1:09:50
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• 1:09:52
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• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: gonna be the man. So some mo NBA action tonight. Man,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: let's get into it. Brown Water, do you play off shore?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Thank you, you're and your good stuff. Coming
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Jay Anthony Brown
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  Speaker 1: has a very special announcement right after this. You're listening
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, this is your
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: bestie and you guys have been together for a very
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: long time, so you do be honest. Boy, Ben is
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Born have been through some walls together. Whoa whoa little
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: big horn Bunker Hill. Really, it ain't got nothing of us,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: no World Wall two. Nothing. I ain't with Vietnam. What
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: child's play? Okay, nothing about that, Lasian and Gentleman Jay
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, Okay, I got two two announcements. Two announcements.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: First annountment. It's a good announcement. I will be at
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Chuckles Comedy Club tonight, Tomorrow night and Sunday night one
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: show only get your tickets. I will be there in
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: twenty just me one twenty. That's just me. That's what
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I do in Jackson, That's what I do. My second Yeah,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I can do I one twenty. Yeah, yeah, one twenty
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: status and a lot of people can say that. Boy,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you, yeah, I'm you know, it's twinny.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I gotta go to the restroom doing that one twenty.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: But it's still a one twenty an hour and twenty minutes.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: You can't hold it, Okay. My next announcement is it's uh.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I'm announcing today that effective today, I will be leaving
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show for good. I'd like to say
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: thank you to you guys for the love you showed
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: me since I came on the show. I was. I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: was so I can't tell you how nervous I was
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: my first day and I knew everybody. I knew everybody here,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: but I don't know why. I was just like, will
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: they like me? Well, they appreciate me. But I can
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: tell you, man, you guys showed me much love. I've
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: had so much fun doing this show. It's just for me,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: It's just for me. I just I think I've done
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: enough radio. I've done enough. Yeah. I think at some
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: point you go, like when I was married, I go,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I've done enough marriage. I've just done. Really in a comparison,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, and I figured I've done enough. I've
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: had a great time, and I'll be able to drop
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: back from time to time if I think it's something
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: funny or you know, I've got something good coming up.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I don't come in and say hi to everybody, but
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: it's for me. It's time to go, it's time to go.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Before they go. We need you, We need you to leave.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: So so, wow, you're leaving radio to do, to do
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: because sometimes that's what that's what happens though, old people
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, we we we need to leave. We
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: need Yeah, the group. He's breaking up the group. But see,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: y'all think he leaving to go do something else. He ain't.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Just ask what are you? What are you going to do?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: You're nothing, just do nothing, he returned, y'all stand up.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I'll go to comedy clubs and perform time to time,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you know show. Yes, I'll be doing that. He got
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: some stuff he doing. He gonna retire. He got enough money. Look,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: he don't like a whole lot of cars and stuff.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: He don't like company. Oh he ain't got to buy
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: no extra groceries. But man, I've been with this dude
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: so long. Man, I've learned so much from him over
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: the years. Man. He taught me this business in the
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: very beginning because I was floundering, Man, I was trying
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: to find my voice the way to do it, man,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: and this dude was that dude, man. And so it
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: ain't good bye for us, Man, I didn't. I didn't
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: say it later on to him. On so many damn levels.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I've been with all the divorces, So you know, I've
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: seen this before. I was expecting it any minute now
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: because he don't stay long. We're gonna miss you, Jay
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: for sure, coming up, Okay, Tom Rady, Well we'll have
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: more of the Sea barby morning show right after this.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Jay, We're back, you were saying,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: or Steve you were saying. No, It's just you know,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I've built with this guy for so long, man, so
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: many years. I mean I met him in eighty six.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: You know, I hadn't even been in the business a year, man,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: as my first road gig when I met him at
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: a place called Nick's Bloomington, Indiana. And he was the
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: first Black Headline I'd ever met, because you know, at
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: eighty five eighty six, that were no Black Sea. The
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: only Black Headliners was Byron Allen and George Wallace, and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: then I met Jay Anthony Brown, his first black I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: ever seen headline of Comedy Cup. I've been working with
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: all whites up into that, and when I saw him
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: before man, I went, WHOA, this dude like hill Man?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to be. And he told me
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: he's man. You you're funny as hill Man when we
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: all stage, but you're just taking you ain't taking that
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: up to on your stage. I said, Man, I've got
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: to make these white people laugh. He said, oh, man,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: you got to make them white people get you. You
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: ain't got to get them. They bought the ticket to
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: see you, and he taught me how to do it, man,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: And for that, I ever felt like I owed him
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: a dead of gratitude for that. Man. We've always we've
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: done a lot of shows together and all of that. Man,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: but this dude has been forefront and the reason I
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: became the stand up so I was so I always
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to say thank you for that, brother, and I
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: appreciate you. Man. Well what wow, they want me to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: do twenty minutes? Man? Ain't man, Tommy, You're doing Jack
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Look all right, we'll be back with more
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harp Morning Show right after that. You're
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: listening show, all right, we're back. Um. Jay has just
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: made the announcement that he's leaving radio to do nothing,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: and we're still trying to process that, trying to do
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the Talberry Show and I'll be doing comedy clubs and
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you still got assisted living. Yeah, great show,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: great show. And I don't think Jay j I don't
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: know if you ever stopped doing standing up. I did, man,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And you like Jay Leno and the
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: boys that just can't stop. You know. It's like, I've
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: never been able to not be as nervous as I
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: am before I go on stage. But once you get
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: up there, it's and you guys can contested this. It
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: is the best feeling in the world when you got
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: that audience in your hand and you're having a good
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: time and you know, you just there's nothing that compares
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: to them to be able to you know, and a
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: lot of people can't do what we do. A lot
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: of people cannot do this. It's so difficult. Man. People
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: don't understand. Like Jay, he comes to the Climb Club
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: like he'll be a chuckles, right, and he'll do an
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: hour twenty. And let me tell you something, man, I
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: can tell you the people I know, the people that
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: can do an hour twenty for real, one mic, one light,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: one boss, do one drink, one spotlight, that's it, and
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: do an hour twenty. I know who they are. And
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: it's very, very difficult to do, man. But he's been
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: around long enough, man, where he has that repertoire material.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: And it's not that he goes back to old stuff.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: It's just just the way he's been writing. Jay's been
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: a writer for so many successful shows over the years.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I mean his first writing gig was our Senior Hall show.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: He got out there, man, He's been on all kinds
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: of shows. He could do all my very first show,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Me and the Boys, And because what was crazy, man,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: was I had got this opportunity to be on TV
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: and I got out there, man, and I said, man,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know none of these people, man. And so
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I knew him and Rashan McDonald we were friends. And
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I said, man, I got these two guys I want
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: to be writers. Well they're there. They're not in the
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Writer's Guild and they're not in this I said but hey, man,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: you want some jokes on this show or what. So
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: they made them punch up artists where they punched up
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: in the script. They wouldn't let him write script, but
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: they let him punch him up. And Jay wrote one
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: of the biggest jokes ever on that show. We were
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: talking about a kidney and my little boy said, Daddy,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: would you give me your kidney? I said, why would
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I do that? So you can leave it up on
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: the bus like you did that new code I bought you.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: And that was one of the biggest jokes on that show.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: If you just saw the scene. Jay has always been there. Dude, man,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. We got some more wou this fool
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: before he get out of here? Yeah, that's right right
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, we're back our last
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: break of the day, last break of the week of
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, and last show. Oh of course, of course. Jay.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: You're You're so funny. We're gonna miss you a lot.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: You know, you've been through a lot of challenges. You've
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: always come back and just you know, like nothing ever happened. Steve.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I know, I just want to say real quick, um,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: you know Steve was talking about you know, me and
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  Speaker 1: me and the boys. But what a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: don't understand was we're shine and that were not writers.
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  Speaker 1: We we would we were comedians. And for him this
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  Speaker 1: was his first show. They gave him his own show
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  Speaker 1: and for him to stand up for us and go,
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  Speaker 1: I have to have these guys or you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get me. That was a bowl as move and I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, no, wait a minute. But but it worked
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  Speaker 1: and it put us in the in the writing ring,
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  Speaker 1: which had not he done that, you know, because there
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  Speaker 1: are very few black writers to this day period to
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  Speaker 1: this day, there very few black priters, you know, we're
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  Speaker 1: talking twenty twenty two, very few on all black shows.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you don't have. So for him, Jay the Girl,
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  Speaker 1: that was just so one of these awards shows. Black
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  Speaker 1: Girl was the first black female writer on a late
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  Speaker 1: night show in the history of television. Yeah this year. Wow. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean when I worked for Senio there was fifteen writers.
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  Speaker 1: I was the only black there, the only one. And
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  Speaker 1: that's not uncommon. You know. You take all these late
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  Speaker 1: shows that are on they have very few or no
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  Speaker 1: black writers at all. But you can tell by the
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  Speaker 1: comedy there ain't no black writers right, because you don't
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: because you got to get in the writer's guild. And
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: the only way to get in the writer's guilt is
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you gotta get hours in the room. If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: in the room, you can't get in the writer's guil.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can't get a damn writer's jabs at too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, it's it's it's it's it's Andy. The Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: is like a grandfather, then, Claude. All these kids get
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  Speaker 1: these jobs because they got relatives that all of a
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  Speaker 1: sudden day in comedy development. You can't go to school
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  Speaker 1: for comedy development. But how do you get this job?
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  Speaker 1: My uncle was in it. He told them this is
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  Speaker 1: what I do, man, You know what I mean. Times
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  Speaker 1: out of setting the room with people that don't know it.
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  Speaker 1: Damn thing about combating over there, man, trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: me something about it? Oh man, Jay will tell you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just go in that room and just look at
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  Speaker 1: them and go, that's not funny. Well we think it is.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, with your ass said, but it's two legends.
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  Speaker 1: What Jay is saying, you gave him an opportunity and
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  Speaker 1: paid it, paid it forward, and you saying that Jay
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: gave you an opportunity in this friendship and partnership and
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: brotherhood that you all had. Ye, it's been that way, man,
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  Speaker 1: And I mean we would we were. I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: we were friends before that was cell phones. You understand
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  Speaker 1: what man, You don't even understand how we what we
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: had to do to stay in touch with each other.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, like we had spots. We had spots
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  Speaker 1: on the roads like you were in Memphis. We had
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  Speaker 1: gas stations with certain pay phones that we knew the
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  Speaker 1: number two and we would say, hey, man, yeah, man,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: be at the race track down in Birmingham. Man, Tuesday
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  Speaker 1: at two o'clock, can you be that? I gotta talk
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  Speaker 1: to you? And I lead that on his answer machine,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you right now, Tuesday at two o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in trouble, man. I call that phone. What man?
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  Speaker 1: What he had to gather? So you're calling his answering
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  Speaker 1: scene at his house. You leave the message, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: leave a message. Yeah, few days I got to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you, man, I'm in trouble. Yeah. I mean that's
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: all we had about my cause were usually about court. Yeah,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: basically yeah, yeah, it had something to do with court.
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  Speaker 1: And but see I hadn't gotten a divorce yet, but
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: I was well schooled on law. Mostly all our troubles
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: had something to do with a girl. All mostly all
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: of it trouble kids every nine and then. But man,
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  Speaker 1: we had them telephones. I would call his house and
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  Speaker 1: leave a machine, and he called and check his machine,
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  Speaker 1: and then he called my machine and say I'll be there,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: or hey, man, I can't but i'll be in such
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  Speaker 1: and such. Let me when I get there, I'll find
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  Speaker 1: the phone and give you the number. Then he called
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  Speaker 1: and give me the number. And then I wait a day,
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  Speaker 1: and then I call him next day at three thirty.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: He'd be right there at the phone. Man, that's friendship,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: that's communication. It's crazy. But now I understand, though you
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: were in trouble, but you gotta wait two days for help.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: So now you got to drive off wherever you're in
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  Speaker 1: trouble that you need to drive off and get get
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  Speaker 1: away from you got you gotta keep driving to help
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: come to solution. Jay Anthony Brown, you are a legend.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Were love. We're gonna much love your knowledge. Man. Thank you, man.
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  Speaker 1: I enjoyed writing with you in the writer's room. Man,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: it was fun. Every single day Jay Man. I appreciate you. Jay.
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  Speaker 1: You've been on radio how long total? Tom Jordan probably
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: thirty thirty five? You know, because I did, I did.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie won this show. Steve won the station for about
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: seven eight years and then twenty with Tom. I was fine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: radio Hall of Famer right there. Yeah, I'll see you
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: and Joe you go on the same show. We'll miss
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  Speaker 1: you Jay, Thank you, j all the laugh Brown Lady.
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