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Gifts Men Really Want, Why No Black Elves, Santa?, Would You Rather, Santa Rules, and more!- 12.20.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 2: A million busy listening to.
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  Speaker 4: To I don't joy joy.
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  Speaker 5: You know you love? You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: I can't to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out,
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  Speaker 6: turn a wad of.
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  Speaker 2: The morning jup.
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  Speaker 1: Wodn't come.
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  Speaker 2: Come out?
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  Speaker 7: You think.
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  Speaker 2: I shall will?
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  Speaker 8: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 8: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey. Got
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  Speaker 8: a radio show man doing something with it too.
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  Speaker 7: Get a mission. Get a mission man, Get a purpose,
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  Speaker 7: get a higher calling.
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  Speaker 2: Be about it?
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  Speaker 7: What's this all for? What you're waking up in the morning?
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  Speaker 7: For Get at it today one more time?
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  Speaker 8: Get a mission, Get a purpose in your life, find
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  Speaker 8: that higher calling of why you are here?
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  Speaker 2: Be about it?
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  Speaker 7: What's it all for?
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  Speaker 8: Get at it today? Now, Steve, you're making some some
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  Speaker 8: some some big statements here.
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you,
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  Speaker 8: don't you Cause you know I don't just throw it
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  Speaker 8: out there without without the how two part. See the
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  Speaker 8: how two part is usually where most people stop. They
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  Speaker 8: tell you this, what you gotta do is what you
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  Speaker 8: gotta do, is what you gotta do. Then they don't
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  Speaker 8: tell you how to That's why I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 8: get off the boat right there now. If you're trying
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  Speaker 8: to figure out if you're trying to get your life
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  Speaker 8: a mission, and you're trying to figure out the purpose
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  Speaker 8: and what the high calling is, and you want to
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  Speaker 8: be about something, and you're trying to figure out what's
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  Speaker 8: it all for, and you want to go get at
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  Speaker 8: it today, here's the trick. God knows. God knows the
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  Speaker 8: answer to all those questions. He knows what your mission
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  Speaker 8: in life is. He already know what your purpose is.
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  Speaker 8: He already know what the higher calling is. He already
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  Speaker 8: know what you got to be about. He already know
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  Speaker 8: what is all for. He already know what you need
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  Speaker 8: to go get at. God knows, you know why. He
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  Speaker 8: knows because He created you. And God created all of
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  Speaker 8: us with a purpose in mind. Irregardless as to how
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  Speaker 8: we were created, we were all created.
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  Speaker 7: With the purpose in mind.
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  Speaker 8: He got a mission for us, He got something he
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  Speaker 8: wants from us, he got something he.
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  Speaker 7: Expects of us.
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  Speaker 8: He has a life of abundance prepared for each and
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  Speaker 8: every one of us that will lay claim to it. Now.
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  Speaker 8: If you don't want that, then gone and start making
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  Speaker 8: decisions on your own, possibly like you have. Now, let
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  Speaker 8: me ask you something, since you've been making all the
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  Speaker 8: decisions on your own, Where you at, where you at
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  Speaker 8: with it? How you feel about it every day? How
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  Speaker 8: locked in on your mission are you?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 7: Are you on a good purpose? Plan you know?
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  Speaker 8: Do you feel like your life is in a higher calling?
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  Speaker 8: Do you know what you about? Do you have an
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  Speaker 8: understanding of what it's all for? Are you up every
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  Speaker 8: day going and getting at it?
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 8: Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've
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  Speaker 8: done this without talking to God or without checking in
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  Speaker 8: with your creator? Can you answer all those questions? I
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  Speaker 8: can flat out tell you you can't. I know for
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  Speaker 8: a fact you can't because you can't know how good
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  Speaker 8: your life can be, and you won't have a life
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  Speaker 8: as good as you want it to be until you
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  Speaker 8: have connected with the one that created you. You better
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  Speaker 8: understand this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just
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  Speaker 8: over here ranting and raving. This is Steve after having
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  Speaker 8: years of figuring this one out. But it's all in
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  Speaker 8: the Bible. It's all in holy writings. But you know
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  Speaker 8: I ain't got time for that. Don't go to church
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  Speaker 8: like I'm posed to. Don't read the Bible or the
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  Speaker 8: scrolls or the Koran or whatever your faith is. You
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  Speaker 8: don't read all that it's in there, though it's in there.
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  Speaker 8: But we're humans, so we go get at it the
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  Speaker 8: way we see it. Let me tell you what happened
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  Speaker 8: to me.
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  Speaker 7: See while I was getting at it the way I
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  Speaker 7: saw it, or to be got at You understand me.
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  Speaker 8: When I was defining my purpose, when I was creating
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  Speaker 8: my own mission, when I was laying claim to what
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  Speaker 8: my calling is in life, let me tell you what
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  Speaker 8: I was doing. I was deferring. I was deferring the
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  Speaker 8: abundance that He really had for me. I'm just now
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  Speaker 8: listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just now.
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  Speaker 7: Getting at it for real.
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  Speaker 8: I've been working towards it all my life. I didn't
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  Speaker 8: know it though, But see, because God is so merciful
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  Speaker 8: and so full of grace, he allowed me to make
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  Speaker 8: all the mistakes I made, And then when I finally
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  Speaker 8: came to him, he said, all right, now I'm gonna
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  Speaker 8: take all of them. Is to tell you how cold
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  Speaker 8: I am. Now this this God Now I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 8: you how cold God is. He takes all the mistakes
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  Speaker 8: you made, all the failures you made while you was
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  Speaker 8: making your own decisions.
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  Speaker 2: He takes all of that and uses them as.
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  Speaker 8: Valuable gained and learned experiences, and he takes that and
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  Speaker 8: allows you to be who you are today. See God,
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  Speaker 8: God ain't gonna let you forget what you did. But
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  Speaker 8: here's something cold too. He ain't gonna let what you
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  Speaker 8: did go for not.
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  Speaker 7: Oh oh what you say. See.
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  Speaker 2: See that's what's cold.
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  Speaker 8: See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told,
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  Speaker 8: every traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through.
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  Speaker 2: Any time.
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  Speaker 8: Man I was out there tripping trying to justify it
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  Speaker 8: as right. He said, all right, okay, But now, because
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  Speaker 8: of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 8: is I'm gonna allow all this to happen. You're gonna
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  Speaker 8: waste a lot of time, you gonna forfeit a life
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  Speaker 8: of abundance that you could have been and had. But
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  Speaker 8: I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 8: all of that and I'm gonna turn it into some good.
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  Speaker 8: So I'm gonna let all of these lessons that you've learned,
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  Speaker 8: all of these hardships, all of these moments are despaired
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  Speaker 8: come back and you'll use them and you'll wear them
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  Speaker 8: on your head like a crown.
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  Speaker 7: You gonna it's gonna be jewels in your head.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and make you knowledgeable.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna take all that stuff and make you wise.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 8: put it in your mission. I'm gonna take all that
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  Speaker 8: stuff and make that a part of your purpose. I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna take all that stuff and create that to be
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  Speaker 8: a part of your higher calling. I'm gonna take all
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  Speaker 8: that and let you be about that right there. I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna take all of that, and I'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 8: find out what it's all been for. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 8: all of that and with all of that mess you've
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  Speaker 8: made of your life, I'm gonna let you now take
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  Speaker 8: all that and go get at it.
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  Speaker 7: See, but that only happens when you come to God.
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  Speaker 8: Because God is the only one that knows what you've
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  Speaker 8: been through and how to take what you've been through
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  Speaker 8: and turn it into something to help you get through
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  Speaker 8: what you're going through Hey, the only one can do that.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't nobody else like him. There's nothing like him on
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  Speaker 8: this world available to you. Man, So quit tripping yourself out,
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  Speaker 8: get over there and talk to God. Man, quit wasting
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  Speaker 8: your life like I was doing.
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  Speaker 2: Stop.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you he'll let you get at it, and
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  Speaker 8: can't nobody let you get at it like him.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's ride here listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Ladies, gentlemen, truck drivers, bosses, warner bees, people in construction,
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  Speaker 8: bridge workers, school crossing guards. You know, man, I had
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  Speaker 8: a school crossing god one time. I never met a
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  Speaker 8: person more evil. Why are you a hateful person leading
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  Speaker 8: the kids cross the street. All of us felt endangered
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  Speaker 8: every time she put the stop signed up because I
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  Speaker 8: felt like she was trying to kill us. I really did, man,
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  Speaker 8: she was an evil crossing god. Cars be coming. She
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  Speaker 8: waited the last minute, throw that sign out you here.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody in the crosswalks started crying and running. I was
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  Speaker 8: just I don't know why I thought of that just now,
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  Speaker 8: y'all in there. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. Be grateful, today,
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  Speaker 8: y'all had a long conversation with God. Really to spend
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  Speaker 8: some time thanking him and wanting to do the same thing.
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  Speaker 8: Just take a couple of minutes, man out today, close
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  Speaker 8: can do that with your eyes open. I ain't trying
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  Speaker 8: to tell you how to do it. I'm just asking
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  Speaker 8: you to do it.
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  Speaker 7: That's all.
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  Speaker 8: Here we go, Shirlie Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica
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  Speaker 8: Junior or better known as KLS, which stands for kill
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  Speaker 8: Lawan's space.
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  Speaker 7: It's the lauwan for me killer. I didn't get that
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  Speaker 7: at first.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: That's when black people started naming their kids Spanish names kill.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know where that came from. That is not
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  Speaker 8: black though, killed them, but lwan no oh yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 8: they made up for kill and the legend that is
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  Speaker 8: nephew Tommy Jr.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Let me let me ask you.
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  Speaker 11: Uh, you know, our family decided this year we're gonna
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  Speaker 11: do that gift exchange.
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  Speaker 2: Have you done that before with your.
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  Speaker 7: Family when you do the gift exchange?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, of course, yeah, cause I know I saw who
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  Speaker 12: pulled my name. I know my gift aith go and
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  Speaker 12: be noning. But my uncle pulled my name and he
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  Speaker 12: missing the tooth, So I know I ain't finna get
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  Speaker 12: none the one in the Yeah. See, if he don't
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  Speaker 12: care about hisself, I know, damn what he don't care
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  Speaker 12: about my gift.
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  Speaker 3: I know that.
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  Speaker 8: Well, if you won't buy a tooth, I can promise
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  Speaker 8: you your gift ain't gonna be worth for that help
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  Speaker 8: because first of all, he don't see nothing wrong. When
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  Speaker 8: a person is shopping for you that don't see nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 8: The tooth in the front of your head is missing. Yeah, dog,
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  Speaker 8: can what I got to do? Pop bottles copper? Why
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  Speaker 8: you know, I gonna work down at the trap house
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  Speaker 8: for a couple of days. I got to get some
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  Speaker 8: money for this tooth. It's no way, dog, I'm down
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  Speaker 8: at the grocery store. I'm bagging groceries. I'm doing whatever
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  Speaker 8: I got to do. I got to get some money
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  Speaker 8: for this tooth. Yeah, but your uncle to set that
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  Speaker 8: for years, yeah missing. Oh yeah, man, your gift ain't
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  Speaker 8: gonna be nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I promise you this gift coming out of dollar Stone,
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  Speaker 7: I know what is. Well, you should buy my two. Baha,
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  Speaker 7: my two.
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  Speaker 11: I didn't pull his name, I didn't pull, Okay, it's
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  Speaker 11: I'm buying.
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  Speaker 2: A tooth brush.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, Junior, I'll buy him a toothbrush and cut half
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  Speaker 8: the bristles off.
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  Speaker 2: Mean evil.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you can keep.
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  Speaker 8: Them brushes concentrated where they be because you don't want
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  Speaker 8: your brushes hitting that gun.
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  Speaker 2: Yo yo?
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  Speaker 1: What's up to ya?
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  Speaker 7: Homie?
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  Speaker 13: Ice Cube wishing everybody a happy Holidays from my family
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  Speaker 13: to yours and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: What up Steve?
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  Speaker 14: All right, it is time now to start your morning
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  Speaker 14: off with the nephew and run that brank back. What
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  Speaker 14: you got for is nep y'all? Hold tight here come.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your Sandra.
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  Speaker 3: This is she.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing.
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  Speaker 15: I'm fine with this.
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  Speaker 2: This is Brian.
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  Speaker 7: This is Brian.
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  Speaker 2: I work with your sister, Kiva. Okay, we've met a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times. You've you've come out to happy Hour
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  Speaker 2: with us a couple of times, but that's been you
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  Speaker 2: just had a.
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  Speaker 15: Baby, right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a
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  Speaker 15: long time ago. I sure did just have a baby,
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  Speaker 15: she said. This is Brian.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now?
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  Speaker 15: It's been three months since I've had them?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we we're
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  Speaker 2: putting together a pot look Christmas party and we wanted.
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  Speaker 7: To invite you out.
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  Speaker 15: Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something? Start?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I I you know what I'm My job is
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  Speaker 2: to call around since it's a pot luck, and make
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  Speaker 2: sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to do is I told her she should invite her sister.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure your sister. I was just saying you probably
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  Speaker 2: hadn't been able to get out since the baby, and
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  Speaker 2: maybe you would want to get out a little bit.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house
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  Speaker 15: with this baby. Oh and he oh, he's such a
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  Speaker 15: greedy baby. But uh yeah, I'm here a lot. This
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  Speaker 15: is like my second child, and I'm telling you he
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  Speaker 15: was nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
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  Speaker 15: When is the party?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, it's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: throw it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
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  Speaker 2: probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early,
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  Speaker 2: but we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
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  Speaker 2: to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
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  Speaker 2: drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 2: and give you an invitation.
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  Speaker 15: I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.
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  Speaker 15: I haven't had to use a babysitter yet.
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  Speaker 3: But I'll try.
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  Speaker 15: I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and
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  Speaker 15: her friend, so i'd be glad to come. So you
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  Speaker 15: said that it's pop. Look what are y'all bringing?
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  Speaker 2: Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
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  Speaker 2: bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of everything, and uh, everybody's just in
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  Speaker 2: the Christmas spirit.
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  Speaker 7: We just gonna have a good time.
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  Speaker 15: Well, do I need to cook it myself? Or can
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  Speaker 15: I just order something to have it delivered or something
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  Speaker 15: like that. You know, I'm food with this baby. I
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  Speaker 15: can't get too much done while I'm here, but I'd
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  Speaker 15: be glad to contribute.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: Well, actually we're we're interested in getting some eggnog.
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  Speaker 15: Uh yeah, I can probably I could send my husband
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  Speaker 15: out to get some because you know, Advan's Just Fool
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  Speaker 15: is a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog.
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  Speaker 15: I could do eggnogs.
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  Speaker 2: Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
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  Speaker 2: from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
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  Speaker 2: We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
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  Speaker 2: the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
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  Speaker 2: if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
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  Speaker 2: you know, if you if you could really really help
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  Speaker 2: us out. Uh, you know, using using breast milk to
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 15: Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
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  Speaker 15: they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
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  Speaker 15: You know what I should get my aunt to make
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  Speaker 15: because she got a real good recipe and I know
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  Speaker 15: she was the best milk is I can get her
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  Speaker 15: to make thumb. Is that okay?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So your mom has what kind of milk?
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  Speaker 15: My ain't tea. She makes the best eggnog, and I
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  Speaker 15: know she us like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff.
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  Speaker 15: That's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no no. We want some
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  Speaker 2: breast milk, not the best milk. We want breast Aren't
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  Speaker 2: you breastfeeding?
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  Speaker 15: You you say breast as in b r east breast.
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  Speaker 7: Milk, breast milk.
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  Speaker 15: Yes, yes, wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.
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  Speaker 15: But breast milk is for babies.
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  Speaker 16: Adults.
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  Speaker 15: People don't supposed to drink that. If you if you
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  Speaker 15: not know anything, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: Supposed to be breas milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,
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  Speaker 2: So what we was trying to do is get it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's what
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: we want.
• 17:45
  Speaker 15: Brian, you say your name is Brian.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm Brian.
• 17:47
  Speaker 15: Okay, Brian, you must be white, because because black folks
• 17:50
  Speaker 15: don't drink breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am
• 17:55
  Speaker 15: not making eggnog with breast milk. Now, Breast milk is
• 17:59
  Speaker 15: not what you get that is for my newborn infants.
• 18:02
  Speaker 15: That sounds nasty, unstounded. Why would I do that to
• 18:05
  Speaker 15: other people?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: For that?
• 18:06
  Speaker 15: To have somebody to do?
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: I mean, is that what you can like pump out
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: two gallons for us?
• 18:09
  Speaker 15: I mean, just what we're about to end this conversation.
• 18:12
  Speaker 15: That is not something I'm about to do. Okay, I
• 18:15
  Speaker 15: am not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: is nasty. Okay, somebody gonna call it in health's apartment
• 18:24
  Speaker 15: on y'all bring up milk up there to make some egnog?
• 18:27
  Speaker 15: What does that? We don't do that. This ain't no
• 18:30
  Speaker 15: feet of village with my milk.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: You know what, ma'am?
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: I mean.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to offend you. I just wanted to
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: see if it was something that you would do for us.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: You know, maybe you could, you could squeeze out a
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: couple of gallons and we could.
• 18:42
  Speaker 15: I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table spool
• 18:46
  Speaker 15: of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Does that?
• 18:51
  Speaker 15: Yeah? You got me something you need to tell. Keith.
• 18:53
  Speaker 15: First of all, I don't even know why ever gave
• 18:54
  Speaker 15: you my number to invite me to some She couldn't
• 18:57
  Speaker 15: have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to
• 18:58
  Speaker 15: make some damn egnog with real breast milks.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: I didn't. I didn't.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't tell Keith exactly what I wanted. But I
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: didn't think it was gonna be this much of a
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: problem that you would have a problem with a couple
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: of gallons so we could have a good time with
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: real good milk.
• 19:09
  Speaker 15: Well, Brian, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
• 19:13
  Speaker 15: smarter than that to be calling somebody asking for some
• 19:16
  Speaker 15: breast milk? Who does that? What you can do if
• 19:19
  Speaker 15: you want some eggnow, you could stop at the grocery Stoll,
• 19:21
  Speaker 15: get you some infa milk some similar and mix ignog
• 19:24
  Speaker 15: yourself if that's what you choose to do. But my
• 19:26
  Speaker 15: breast milk, you can't even pay for it? Okay, I
• 19:28
  Speaker 15: don't get down like that. That's a if I ever
• 19:31
  Speaker 15: heard of it, Youtoe. It tells you be calling around
• 19:33
  Speaker 15: asking people for milk.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be this selfish that you can't loan us
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: a little bit of breast milk so we can have
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: a great time with some eggnog.
• 19:41
  Speaker 15: At the party, selfish loan breast milk.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, you know what concerned, don't worry about.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: We don't even want you at the party. If you
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: the party.
• 19:51
  Speaker 15: Damn right. I don't need to come here on a
• 19:52
  Speaker 15: Sunkey party. And you tell Keiva this is some Steven
• 19:55
  Speaker 15: have her friend call me.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: and I try to be nice enough to invite you.
• 20:01
  Speaker 15: I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
• 20:04
  Speaker 15: wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mam is
• 20:06
  Speaker 15: to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
• 20:09
  Speaker 15: ask You're just respecting me asking me for some like that. Okay,
• 20:13
  Speaker 15: you know what, Brian, what is your last name? Because
• 20:15
  Speaker 15: I'm failing to remember who you are because I'm sure gonna.
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: Ask, Well, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: want to tell you my real.
• 20:21
  Speaker 15: Name, so so you playing on the phone. Then you
• 20:23
  Speaker 15: probably don't even know my sister. Who is this?
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: I talked to Keith.
• 20:29
  Speaker 15: You may't talk to my kiva because this is a
• 20:31
  Speaker 15: I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want to
• 20:34
  Speaker 15: go and tell you this here. You know what you're
• 20:35
  Speaker 15: gonna get off my damn phone. That's what you're gonna do.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Keeble told me to call because see, I am nephew
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Cable got me the prank phone call.
• 20:45
  Speaker 15: You you talking about that nephew Thomas on the TV
• 20:48
  Speaker 15: in the radio? No, I did this. Kn't be real, said,
• 21:02
  Speaker 15: oh my god, oh you real funny?
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, exactly.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the.
• 21:12
  Speaker 15: Land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: You can thank me later.
• 21:18
  Speaker 14: I'll be back on another hour or some more welcome
• 21:21
  Speaker 14: stupid thinking of coming up next.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: It is as the COLO, our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: is in the building.
• 21:29
  Speaker 17: When America needed hope, they delivered this Christmas discovered the
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• 22:01
  Speaker 14: It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
• 22:06
  Speaker 14: Steve Harvey. This is from Catrese in Baltimore, who writes,
• 22:10
  Speaker 14: my sister suspects her husband of cheating, and she's so
• 22:13
  Speaker 14: worried that she's losing weight and she can't sleep. I've
• 22:17
  Speaker 14: seen him out with the lady and I met her.
• 22:20
  Speaker 14: Would it help if I had a real conversation with
• 22:23
  Speaker 14: my brother in law? Will he stop cheating?
• 22:26
  Speaker 15: No?
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: No, he's not gonna stop cheating. If you have real
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: conversation with your brother in law, he married to your sister,
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: he cheating, he ain't married to you. Well, what what
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? The
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: girl already suspects him. You've seen him with the girl,
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: and now you're gonna bring it up. He know he busted,
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: He know he busted. There's nothing you could say that's
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: gonna make What you're gonna say, I'm gonna tell your
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: wife she already know, so this is this is none
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: of your business. You have to let this play out now,
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: it's not your business. I know you love your sister
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: and everything. Just going and be there for holding you
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: know this going just going to court. He gonna a
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: louse a lot of stuff when he get that too.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: He ain't gonna believe it is all right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 14: Well, moving on to Lawanda and Macon. Lawanda says, I
• 23:22
  Speaker 14: had a thing with my coworker before I got married,
• 23:25
  Speaker 14: and she told me she missed me. So I went
• 23:28
  Speaker 14: by her house one day last week. I feel bad
• 23:31
  Speaker 14: about sneaking around on my hobby. So do you think
• 23:35
  Speaker 14: he'll have an open mind about it if I tell
• 23:37
  Speaker 14: the truth?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I know you're gonna say, mixed up a little bit
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: what you heard.
• 23:49
  Speaker 14: Lawanda says she had a thing with her coworker before
• 23:53
  Speaker 14: she got married, and the coworker told her that she
• 23:57
  Speaker 14: missed her. So she went by her house one day
• 23:59
  Speaker 14: lastlast week. And she says she feels badly about sneaking
• 24:03
  Speaker 14: around on her husband. So do you think an open
• 24:05
  Speaker 14: mind about it if she tells the truth.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: Well, so, if he's gonna have an open mind, but
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: the first thing he gonna want to do is join in.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: I can almost assure you that that's going to happen
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: right right, But he's not gonna have an open mind.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: He might but or or it could end y'all's relationship.
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: It was one of the two. He gonna either want
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: to join in or y'all gonna end this relationship. That's
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: the chance you're gonna have to take because I can't
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: help you.
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: Shut your damn mouth.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: You're out of this one, all right.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: I don't know why y'all got to tell everything, you know,
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: just be quiet. You'd have made the mistaken and went
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: over the girl house. Y'all have been at it again.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: Shut up, let it go.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Why did y'all have to talk? I don't understand that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Shut up, it's the same reason you have.
• 25:06
  Speaker 14: Shut up.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Let's shut up.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: Lying and talking too much is too damn too totally
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: different things. We lie out of necessity, ain't nobody ask.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: Y'all walk ahead and tell the damn truth.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That's on us.
• 25:27
  Speaker 14: Why Frisia in Dover says, my husband told me that
• 25:34
  Speaker 14: he didn't mind if I got breast in plants as
• 25:36
  Speaker 14: long as he got to pick the sides.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want the big ones that he wants me
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: to have.
• 25:42
  Speaker 14: So should I be honest with him or go ahead
• 25:44
  Speaker 14: and get the sea cup that I want and deal
• 25:47
  Speaker 14: with him later.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you're gonna put something on. You don't want this,
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: You're crazy.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: You're already married to him.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: Me is stupid, he'd.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: Have put something over here. You gonna be crushing beer
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: cans with your breasts if you listening to him. Stop
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: that girl, talk to It's gotta make sense. That's what's
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: happening with these women going here asking these men about
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: these bbls. That's why these answers and got out of control.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: Right now, y'all walking down here. The sugar ice cream cone, yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: you know them little waffle cones. Yeah, listen to the
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: great big old as a little bit of thighs can't
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: even hold that much tail up this. That's why y'all
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: be listening to me. You can't get the big ones
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: in you little. It's gotta make sense. Ask the doctor
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: what he thinks.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah.
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah, So just you're you're suggesting and agreeing with her
• 26:52
  Speaker 14: that she should just get the smaller size that she
• 26:54
  Speaker 14: wants because it's her body anyway. Okay, all right, last one,
• 27:00
  Speaker 14: huh No, I'm sorry. Moving on to uh Davion in
• 27:06
  Speaker 14: Fort Lauderdale, Debienne says, I'm a painter and I went
• 27:11
  Speaker 14: to do a job at one of my buddy's house
• 27:13
  Speaker 14: and his lady friend was walking around in her bra
• 27:16
  Speaker 14: and panties. I was uncomfortable and I told him. He
• 27:20
  Speaker 14: told me that's because I want her.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: How did he jump to that conclusion?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: What?
• 27:26
  Speaker 15: What?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: And Okay, this is crazy all of us, all the
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: men went.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Why no, Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna say it again.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again because it's crazy. Davion is
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: a painter.
• 27:42
  Speaker 14: He went to do a job at one of his
• 27:44
  Speaker 14: buddy's house and his lady's friend was His lady friend
• 27:47
  Speaker 14: was walking around in her.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Bra and panties. He said he was uncomfortable, and he
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: told him.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: The guy told him that that's because he wants her.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: How did he jump to that conclusion?
• 27:58
  Speaker 14: So he went to paint the guy's house. The guy's
• 28:00
  Speaker 14: woman was walking around in her bron pennies and the
• 28:03
  Speaker 14: painter was uncomfortable, so.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: He told his friend about it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 14: He told the guy about it who he was doing
• 28:10
  Speaker 14: the job for, and the guy said, that's because you
• 28:12
  Speaker 14: want her, and he's trying to figure out how in
• 28:15
  Speaker 14: the world did he come to that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: Conclusion, Well, these are some swingers right here. Well you
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: over at the house, and then that was the selling tool.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: And then he goes, that's cause you want him now,
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: any other man the hell you mean? You looking at
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: my wife walking around the house, it would have been
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: all other But how where the question come from? That's
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: cause you want her? See all, that's a set up question.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: Y'all got to know what's happening here now, and then
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: you gonna say, well, damn she and my face dog,
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: I'm just letting you know. Well do you want her?
• 28:51
  Speaker 18: Now?
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: We fit to get into what it's all about right here. See,
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: you ain't finna just be a painter. You fin to
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: be a poorn style. You're finna be on film though.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So she's walking around.
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: Star watching, she advertising, Shirrey, She advertised because that's what
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: he likes. He's he likes to watch people with his girl.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: Now he just set the paint up. Now you're gonna
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: be over there. He's gonna be in the corner drinking
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: strawberry and lemonade, watching y'all that that wouldna y'all.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: Let that, let that job go.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Pardon yeah, just walk Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Because you're finna be a world in trouble right here.
• 29:32
  Speaker 19: Your painting.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Unless you're gonna paint naked, Unless you're gonna paint naked
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: and going on. We're all in there now.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like he is though he's uncomfortable.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: He already said he's uncomfortable.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: She Steve Robin Martin show Man.
• 29:52
  Speaker 14: Would you rather be known as a sex symbol? Or
• 29:56
  Speaker 14: would you rather be known as the funniest man?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Or I'll be beaten because I ain't gonn be no.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Six something?
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: That was his body. I missed that, I missed that train.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I am a sex symbol. I can't get rid of it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: You can't help I can't get rid of that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: And that right there is the funniest thing you.
• 30:19
  Speaker 14: What marks the beginning of the holiday season for you?
• 30:22
  Speaker 14: Is there a specific song that puts you in the
• 30:24
  Speaker 14: Christmas spirit? How about a special movie Carla the Temptations.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: That's Christmas Eve only.
• 30:36
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 14: Also Imitation of Life. That's another good Christmas movie. So
• 30:43
  Speaker 14: what about you, Steve?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I know you like.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Christmas.
• 30:48
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm going to get to know your god, Yeah,
• 31:00
  Speaker 18: it's Christmas.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: That's my song.
• 31:03
  Speaker 18: I hear that.
• 31:05
  Speaker 20: Yeah, that's number one.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And then the Temptations traws me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: Now everybody listening for that about.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Oh that's good that chest Yeah that's my jam too.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I love that song.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someday Christmas Stevie wonders, I love that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: You know, someday Christmas? You don't know that one.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: It ain't beat.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Don Donnie's number one for Yeah, that's number one and.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: Christmas see Stevie's music. Oh that's my thu Yeah for sure.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Oh the albums, Oh, talking book, baby, your baby may
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: sound uh the plan keep in me?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Hey is this other me again?
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: That's the boy boy, that's that damn talking book. When
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: he was sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there,
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: he didn't know they had him on the rock. He
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: thought he was doing a photo shoot in the backyard.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: He threw the LSS out in that desert.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: He was on a round.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, hend putting on his hands, trying to feel his
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: way around, see where it was. Tell right here, listen
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: to me. Let me tell y'all something I've been around. Steven,
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: Steve ass ain't blind. I don't believe.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Always say that I told Stevie this blind, This a hoax.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: He'd have made a lot of money on it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: It's a hey, listen to me, Hi, Stevie blind. You
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: ain't never seen Stevie with a dog or he ain't
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: never fail.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: It just blind to me. You don't never seen running
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: up into nothing.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: He ain't got no dog nowhere. He ain't never had
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: to unfold his stick, get just showing up places.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: We're moving on.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I know when brother Milton be with h but.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve introduced him.
• 33:27
  Speaker 17: He's here.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Well that you don't feel like being into Christmas?
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Big he is?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
• 33:36
  Speaker 13: I don't write happy Christmas songs because there's enough of
• 33:40
  Speaker 13: those happy, happy Christmas songs get lost in the shupheerd
• 33:47
  Speaker 13: all and deck the halls?
• 33:49
  Speaker 21: Who the hell want to hear?
• 33:51
  Speaker 16: That?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Over Lord is oversaturated?
• 33:54
  Speaker 21: Right for the sad and downtrock.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Grin on the way hit it Hello there it's Christmas
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: time again.
• 34:18
  Speaker 22: I don't believe it's him mad soul on Chrisple the
• 34:28
  Speaker 22: time just past lady by stealing?
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: Can you runner on the way? And I haven't ticket
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: a damn? It's Christmas.
• 34:44
  Speaker 23: Also crowding cridy people on the side, Sady' ratherless pease
• 34:54
  Speaker 23: on the show.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Lady, please nobody.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: My first, even my wile just said, no way, damn
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: it's Christmas. Shoe Christmas, Long Christmas, Happy Christmas, nose hose.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: You're a mean one, mister joy.
• 35:38
  Speaker 21: Singing to somebody. That's right, somebody.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Refused if you're hearing some notes.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Too many happy Christmas songs out there here.
• 35:49
  Speaker 13: Every year, somebody got a Christmas album Happy. It is
• 35:53
  Speaker 13: happy that I'm in.
• 35:54
  Speaker 21: I'm in a lane all by myself.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah you are.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: I want to be.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: Got a tree? Jay?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: No?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Did he insult you?
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: I can't imagine my house.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Ain't no treat, especially by the grandchildren, your.
• 36:19
  Speaker 13: Great well that they want to see treat. Go to
• 36:21
  Speaker 13: the other granddaddy house, because this ain't got one.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: You buy them gifts, Jay, Please tell me that.
• 36:28
  Speaker 21: Yeah, I buy gifts. I buy them gifts.
• 36:32
  Speaker 24: Ain't You don't put your hand, you don't put it
• 36:34
  Speaker 24: under the tree though that it's.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Just sitting up on the coffee It's just sitting up
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: on the coffee track.
• 36:40
  Speaker 12: You ain't wrapped hYP over there, that's yours.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: That's how j passed that gift.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Killing the bag.
• 36:51
  Speaker 21: Jay with a receipt. They want to take it back.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: You never know, you know, you one iPhone?
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: All right, man, because I keep miss there so sad.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:06
  Speaker 17: When America needed hope, they delivered this Christmas discovered the
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  Speaker 17: incredible true story of the sixth Triple Eight, the first
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• 37:38
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for would you rather?
• 37:40
  Speaker 14: Would you rather ski down a snow capped mountain or
• 37:44
  Speaker 14: serf in the Pacific Ocean?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Ski down a noo capt mountain?
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: Down there, down the mountain. We're gonna tell you about
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: this water.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Shir no, No, you maybe change.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Your mind because you're you're on a snowcare mountain.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: That mountain.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna lock and fall and recover that falls
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: in the water. That's drowning sharp.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Too much?
• 38:12
  Speaker 20: All right?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: Three hands, I'm gonna need that.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Three hairs.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with your mother eyes.
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: I had them three hands, I'm gonna put one on them.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: In my pocket.
• 38:35
  Speaker 21: Three eyes.
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not gonna have them three eyes sitting up
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: in here. Man, that's just crazy. You ain't gonna be
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: able to get no play after that.
• 38:44
  Speaker 24: What's wrong in the glass? I got to get with
• 38:47
  Speaker 24: these three eyes? That's just too much?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay?
• 38:53
  Speaker 14: Would you rather have sex continuously for one hour or
• 38:57
  Speaker 14: always get it done in two minutes?
• 39:00
  Speaker 15: It?
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: I'm doing that now, okay, continuously continuously, non stop.
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: Oh I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a.
• 39:17
  Speaker 20: Many continuously for one hour, always done in two minutes.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: One in four. I was cold with that hour and
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: today minutes two minutes.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: worry you like that.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna We're not gonna do it. You ain't
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: got that kind of.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Man. We we get this done in a commercial. Back
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: back to autumn I'm telling you.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Too much to do. You got too much to do, Harvey.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: No, I'm the one hour dude.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no time continuously.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: Two minutes ain't gonna work. Okay, now you got it,
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: you get now, you got somebody aggravated with your ass.
• 40:07
  Speaker 21: Constant.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Now you just rode down. You know it's spending minutes
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: into your ass.
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah I know.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: But see it's the way that you can. You can
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: pace yourself, see, y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: don't know. You ain't just you ain't got to have
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: the same motion for a hour. Though there's other things
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: you can be doing.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: You can work it now.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, slow win.
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: Looking at the I'm still looking at the clock. Stayed that,
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: but easy.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, good morning, this is your boy, and
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: if you tell me, have a happy and save holiday season,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Happy New Year. From the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 40:57
  Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Okay, Tommy, So we
• 41:05
  Speaker 14: know you're multi talented. We know you can do voices, impressions,
• 41:10
  Speaker 14: you're a comedian, you're an actor.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: We got all of that. Multi talented, but you never
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: cease to amaze us. You always come up with new stuff.
• 41:17
  Speaker 14: And now you have a brand new, all new, brand
• 41:22
  Speaker 14: new Christmas song for us, and we're gonna hear it
• 41:24
  Speaker 14: right now.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: So tell us about it, Tommy, how it came about.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: This is happy holidays, This is that feel good, This
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: is that family, This is that that good vibe, good spirit.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: That's what this is.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: And it's a collaboration between myself old friend of mine,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Alison Williams, who I used to be on Wow way
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: back in the day showing stage place. I'll stand still
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: got a young brother named Desmond Douglas. His stage name
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: is whatever like it?
• 41:54
  Speaker 15: What?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, Carla? So you just acting like you just go
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: in the studio when you just down track?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Mean, y'all tell me what y'all think. I am not
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: a rapper I about you know, I bout out and
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: the rappers them they off the change. So I let's
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: just say I dabble a little bit, and y'all just
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: just tell me how I did dabbling. I dabbled, Okay,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Christmas Son, I gave it a shot.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: So here you look like you got a hold you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: who I'm coming too?
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: Songs from an album?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, from what?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: From what?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: An album? But that's right here is happy holidays. Y'all
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: tell me what y'all think. We listen whole another holiday season. Main,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: we got all the good fix seeds and seasons. Main,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Mama need him in the up, big chicken brisket and
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: hook up, hide the water corn read with the pies
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: and cakes, salads and macaronett and O my plight.
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: I wish somebody hurried them from just saying grace. I'm
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: already taking about my second and.
• 43:00
  Speaker 25: M brown the table family, Everything jingles from me, a smells,
• 43:08
  Speaker 25: and I think the seeds brings shiny lcen, red, green,
• 43:12
  Speaker 25: blue and white Mama sweet potato pies.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: The holiday brings.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: Awful Christmas.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: That's all my wishes.
• 43:23
  Speaker 26: Family friends, so food, all the fixes like Christmas e
• 43:28
  Speaker 26: and it slid like Christmas trees in the kitchen reminiscent
• 43:32
  Speaker 26: turkey of grates, macaronic jeets, honey, big tam, Whistlecadi gigs,
• 43:37
  Speaker 26: col breadis sweet green tea on a.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Sap, Give me that peach, come.
• 43:41
  Speaker 27: Sweet potato Potliday.
• 43:45
  Speaker 25: Riesel taste gone on family flap.
• 43:51
  Speaker 24: Up to.
• 43:53
  Speaker 25: Client, turkeys crying, colored plates, space and locle sets.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: And rain.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: Around banks to him.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I went to hear from and she wished he wished it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: When is a kid telem stay away.
• 44:09
  Speaker 19: From the stone, when you can the game around lay
• 44:15
  Speaker 19: listen this even Marmy's everybody gathered round. It's a family affair.
• 44:21
  Speaker 19: I wish he was the holiday every day a year.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: How she became like a holiday the giant draftings.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: From the holiday.
• 44:39
  Speaker 27: Yeah, changing now and I got the highest fight the
• 44:47
  Speaker 27: ball game, swimming on some fire up, challenging every from
• 44:51
  Speaker 27: black friend happy before family affair. She ain't that the
• 44:54
  Speaker 27: truth for the hola jay again got the trade for
• 44:58
  Speaker 27: the lady came and the live say fortunately to be
• 45:02
  Speaker 27: breathing reflection of the SIMI.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Right, okay, uh huh.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: Fire, I'm able to live. It was all right.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: We are good.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's nice. It's nice.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Feel good that family feel good. That's all we were
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: looking for. So big up to Alison Williams and.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Uh what else whatever? What's the name of the song?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Holidays?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, happy holidays? Coming up next, the Nephew is back
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: with today's.
• 45:52
  Speaker 14: Prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 45:56
  Speaker 14: Steve Harvey Morning Show. We got at about four minutes
• 46:01
  Speaker 14: after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
• 46:04
  Speaker 14: the subject is where are your shoes?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Find out what that's all about? Justine was crazy?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Who knew?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: call with the nephew.
• 46:18
  Speaker 21: What you got now?
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: Dp c A.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Dp C a Dead Person Collection agency. See like, if
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: you owe somebody that has passed away, if you owe
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: him some much, that don't mean you don't owe him
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: no more. This is an agency that will come after
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: someone has passed and collect on this. You understand what
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. No, this is dp C. Hey, that's all
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Cat dog, get your hood, Let's get this money.
• 46:56
  Speaker 16: Hello.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl Pleae. Darryl. This is
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: uh Tony with d p c A. We wanted to
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: give you a call. How are you doing today?
• 47:06
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Well, what what's what's the company?
• 47:09
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Dp c A.
• 47:11
  Speaker 16: What that means?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Uh, d p c A is a dead person Collection agency.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: We actually collect uh money from those that have been
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: that have that are deceased, but people still owe them.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Are you familiar with Carlton who passed away six months ago?
• 47:29
  Speaker 16: I know him, Yes, he could dud.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: But what do you want from me? Though. Okay, it's
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: been brought I understanding that you actually owed mister Carlton
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Fisher twelve hundred dollars? Is that correct?
• 47:44
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 47:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah, what were you talking about? Noah?
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, so wow, how though, as mister okay, let me
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: let me get this, Let me get a clear understanding here.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: You actually worked with mister Carlton Fisher. Correct fact? Is
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: that right? Yes?
• 48:02
  Speaker 21: Okay?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: So have you borrowed money from mister Carlton Fisher before?
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Why you're asking though, I'm asking you a clear question, sir,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: have you borrowed money from mister Calton Fisher before?
• 48:14
  Speaker 16: I don't feel like I should answered though, to say
• 48:15
  Speaker 16: your business though?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: No, it is my business because I'm with the collection
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: agency and it's been brought their attention that you owe
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: twelve hundred dollars to him.
• 48:26
  Speaker 16: I don't know what you talk about, and you ain't
• 48:27
  Speaker 16: even send me no letter, so I don't even know
• 48:30
  Speaker 16: what's going on.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll repeat myself again, Sir, my name is Tony.
• 48:34
  Speaker 15: You send me a letter?
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Did you send me a letter?
• 48:36
  Speaker 16: Send me a letter?
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Though I haven't sent your letters. I'm telling you know
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: why you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 16: Call me that if you don't send me no letter though.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, sir, you owe this money to mister Fisher. I'm
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 48:46
  Speaker 16: I understand you didn't send me no letter though, and
• 48:49
  Speaker 16: then you're gonna call me though.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Okay. So here's the deal, sir. If you don't play
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: the twelve hunder, we will come and take something. We
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: will confiscate something of the same value. So I'm letting
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: you know what I said.
• 49:00
  Speaker 16: You even even send me no letter though. If you
• 49:02
  Speaker 16: do that, I'll call the police because he even sent
• 49:04
  Speaker 16: me no letter though. You know, I see what I'm saying.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: No, I'm hearing what you're saying, sir, But at the
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: end of the.
• 49:12
  Speaker 16: Day, you're not hearing what I'm saying though. You shouldn't
• 49:14
  Speaker 16: even be talking to me right now. Yeah, send me
• 49:15
  Speaker 16: a letter though, that's how it is a bills. He
• 49:18
  Speaker 16: did not inform me anything, right Sure.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: You ow you owe the twelve hundred dollars. Short, we
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: both know that I'm saying.
• 49:26
  Speaker 16: You're skipping a step right now though, that's what I'm saying.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter about the step, sir. You know what
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: you owe and I'm just gonna let you know. I'm
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: not gonna go back and forth with you. I'm gonna
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: let you know this. We will come and compensate something
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: of the same value. You well, I'll let you know not,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: but I'll let you know first though.
• 49:44
  Speaker 16: You cannot do anything without sending a letter. You did
• 49:47
  Speaker 16: not send me no letter. He sent me no nothing
• 49:49
  Speaker 16: though you called me. You harassed me right about now
• 49:52
  Speaker 16: without even send me no letter.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: That I'm saying like, this is the deal, This is
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: what happened.
• 49:57
  Speaker 15: This is when it's due.
• 49:58
  Speaker 16: YadA YadA, even do that, okay, so let me let
• 50:02
  Speaker 16: me say this to you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: We do know that you have a two thousand and
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: seventeen pickup truck.
• 50:09
  Speaker 15: We do you thretten me?
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: You threatened me.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: You threaten I'm letting you know we're picking up something
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: up the same value.
• 50:15
  Speaker 15: Are more?
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 50:17
  Speaker 16: You tell me now that's not that's both threatened me.
• 50:20
  Speaker 20: Now.
• 50:20
  Speaker 16: You ain't even send me no letter. You just called
• 50:23
  Speaker 16: me up staying like I owe you. Now you ain't
• 50:25
  Speaker 16: even give me no date like to take no sense though.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Sir, This is DPCA. This is what we do when
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: someone passing. Okay, I don't care if you.
• 50:33
  Speaker 16: Got your government agency. You should be sending me a.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Letter, sir. You owe mister Fisher twelve hundred dollars. He's
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: now deceased. We are going to collect this money? Are
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: we gonna collect? I'm saying, you.
• 50:45
  Speaker 16: Skip the step.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: You skip the step.
• 50:46
  Speaker 16: You did not You did not inform me that I
• 50:49
  Speaker 16: owe money to him. You just tell me right now
• 50:51
  Speaker 16: on the phone. You should have to send a letter though.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Do you want to send us to send us
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: the money? Or do you want me to pick up
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what you're talking about though.
• 50:58
  Speaker 16: Are you talking about the truck? You talk by a truck?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no no, we're not doing that.
• 51:02
  Speaker 16: No, we're not You're not touching my truck right about now.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 51:04
  Speaker 16: Now, Yeah, that's it. We're done.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: We're done.
• 51:07
  Speaker 16: If you come my truck. I wanna you hear what
• 51:10
  Speaker 16: I'm saying. I don't care what.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Your dude, yo yoo.
• 51:16
  Speaker 16: I'm telling you right now. You didn't send me no letter. Now,
• 51:19
  Speaker 16: I'm angry. Guy, gonna turn your truck come at me.
• 51:22
  Speaker 16: I'm wanna come at you hard.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 51:24
  Speaker 16: Baseball bats all that, don't put me, don't pull me,
• 51:27
  Speaker 16: You'll get jump I'll jump you I'll jump y'all take
• 51:29
  Speaker 16: your truck. Hear me, you'll stay.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Away from me. Sorry, I'm not calling you right now.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not playing either.
• 51:36
  Speaker 16: So are you register?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Yo?
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: Yo?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: You yo? Yo?
• 51:38
  Speaker 16: Are you listening though I'm listening to you?
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Are you listening to me? You're the person you don't
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: know the type of dude I am.
• 51:45
  Speaker 16: Man, You don't Yo.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: You shall mad comfortable right about now?
• 51:48
  Speaker 16: Good, don't be uncomfortable. You know what I'm saying.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know this. If
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: I don't get this money by today, then then you
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: might as well start not sleeping the night, because then
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: a strong partibility what your car? Your car might not
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: be there. Your car, I mean, I'm saying it as
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: clear as possible, sir. Twelve hundred dollars are your car?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Your trump may not be there in the morning. This
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: is your car?
• 52:16
  Speaker 16: Do you want to be there after the next morning? Though?
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: What are you trying to say?
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: What are you trying? No, tell me what you're trying
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: to say? What you hear, what you heard? What you heard?
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: What you heard from me? Straight? Exactly? When can when
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: can we expect? When can we expected twelve hundred dollars.
• 52:34
  Speaker 16: I'm telling you right about now, don't cot my car.
• 52:37
  Speaker 16: I'm doing that, all right, I'm doing with you.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Don't put my car.
• 52:40
  Speaker 16: Don't put my car, O car, don't you don't call
• 52:45
  Speaker 16: me back?
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 52:46
  Speaker 15: I'm done?
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Mother hung up? Call him back? Calling him back, man,
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: call him back.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Who you think?
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: Who you think you hanging up?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: All?
• 52:55
  Speaker 16: Man?
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Who you think you're hanging up?
• 52:57
  Speaker 15: All?
• 52:57
  Speaker 16: Call me again?
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: You call me again? You damn right on me, Gabe,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting on the twelve hundred dollars. Okay, Now I
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: told you this. I told you. I told you that.
• 53:08
  Speaker 16: Now now you're getting me angry though. Now you're getting
• 53:10
  Speaker 16: me angry though I told you this. Don't call me
• 53:12
  Speaker 16: a right send me the letter. You don't send me
• 53:14
  Speaker 16: the letter. They talking about taking my truck?
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: You up, okay, Okay, you up? Okay. You know what
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do.
• 53:21
  Speaker 10: I'll tell you what an what we're gonna do, though, gon,
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: Where are your shoes?
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  Speaker 14: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm forty and my husband is forty
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  Speaker 14: four years old. I work from home, and my husband
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  Speaker 14: is a nurse, and he works four days on and
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  Speaker 14: four days off. He's got a part time job giving
• 56:39
  Speaker 14: COVID tests one day a week, and he was working
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  Speaker 14: late the other night and I was in our backyard
• 56:45
  Speaker 14: smoking weed and I heard my husband full into the driveway.
• 56:49
  Speaker 14: I walked around the house to surprise him, and I
• 56:52
  Speaker 14: ended up stopping to watch him because he was searching
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  Speaker 14: his car for something. He went to his trunk and
• 56:57
  Speaker 14: took a shirt off and put on a T shirt.
• 57:00
  Speaker 14: I noticed that he was not wearing any shoes. He's
• 57:03
  Speaker 14: usually in crops or sneakers to work, but he only
• 57:07
  Speaker 14: had onsocks. I appeared out of nowhere, and he was startled.
• 57:12
  Speaker 14: I asked, where are your shoes? And he said they
• 57:15
  Speaker 14: were in his car. It was so chilly that I
• 57:18
  Speaker 14: suggested he put he put on his shoes. He playfully
• 57:22
  Speaker 14: told me to get my tail in the house and
• 57:23
  Speaker 14: leave him alone. We went inside, and when he went
• 57:26
  Speaker 14: to the back, I went and popped his trunk to
• 57:29
  Speaker 14: get the shirt he took off.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't find any shoes in the car or the trunk.
• 57:34
  Speaker 14: I put the shirt across the bed and it had
• 57:37
  Speaker 14: a big smudge of makeup on the collar. He gave
• 57:40
  Speaker 14: me a sorry excuse that he helped a woman that
• 57:42
  Speaker 14: had a car wreck, and he said he lifted her
• 57:45
  Speaker 14: out of the car and that's how the makeup got
• 57:48
  Speaker 14: on his shirt. Then he said that the lady coughed
• 57:51
  Speaker 14: a lot, so he didn't know if he had a cold,
• 57:54
  Speaker 14: the flu or covid, so he left the shirt in
• 57:57
  Speaker 14: his trunk to be safe. He still had on the
• 58:00
  Speaker 14: pants and they were clean. I asked him again, where
• 58:04
  Speaker 14: are your shoes?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: And he didn't have an answer.
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  Speaker 14: Instead, he got mad and told me that I'm never
• 58:10
  Speaker 14: satisfied and he can never win with me. I'm sick
• 58:14
  Speaker 14: of him not answering basic questions. Why does he react
• 58:17
  Speaker 14: this way? Okay, why would you have to ask a
• 58:21
  Speaker 14: grown man where are his shoes? Where are your shoes?
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 58:26
  Speaker 14: Something is definitely wrong with that question, and you already
• 58:29
  Speaker 14: know the reason because he's lying. Okay, it was a
• 58:33
  Speaker 14: simple question, where are your shoes? He obviously left them
• 58:37
  Speaker 14: wherever he was, and he just forgot or something with
• 58:41
  Speaker 14: whomever he was with.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Why would a grown man leave his shoes anywhere? Have
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: you ever heard of this before?
• 58:48
  Speaker 14: No, it sounds like wherever he was he left in
• 58:51
  Speaker 14: a really big hurry and forgot his shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 58:54
  Speaker 14: The story about him helping a woman that had a
• 58:56
  Speaker 14: car wreck and that's how he got the makeup.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: On his shirt, that whole story sounds crazy.
• 59:01
  Speaker 14: He lifted her out of the car and she coughed
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  Speaker 14: a lot, and that's why he left his shirt in
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  Speaker 14: the trunk.
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  Speaker 2: What come on?
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  Speaker 25: You?
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  Speaker 1: Yourself called?
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  Speaker 14: I know you were smoking weed, but even you thought
• 59:13
  Speaker 14: that this was a sorry excuse, a sorry story, and
• 59:15
  Speaker 14: it is.
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  Speaker 1: You're not buying any of this, and I don't buy
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: it either.
• 59:20
  Speaker 14: He's also on the defensive now, getting mad at you
• 59:23
  Speaker 14: because his story doesn't sound right and you know it,
• 59:26
  Speaker 14: and that's why you're questioning him. Please don't fall for
• 59:30
  Speaker 14: any of his tricks, his shenanigans, and don't expect him
• 59:33
  Speaker 14: to tell you the truth, because for him at this
• 59:36
  Speaker 14: point and his shoes and all that mess. It's not
• 59:38
  Speaker 14: an option. He can't tell you the truth, all right,
• 59:41
  Speaker 14: Steve stee.
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: Well mind, well let me say this here to answer
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: this one question. Chi says that he's not going to
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: tell you the truth. Nope, Well why would he? This
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: ain't the time for truth? Okay, So let's just start
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  Speaker 8: right there. He not gonna tell you the truth?
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  Speaker 7: Why would he do that?
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  Speaker 3: Shut?
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  Speaker 2: Don't make no damn since at all I have told
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  Speaker 2: y'all about.
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  Speaker 7: This truth thing.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Oh, the truth matters now.
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  Speaker 8: The truth ends the marriage right now. The lie protects
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  Speaker 8: the marriage and her heart. Let's go over this effort.
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  Speaker 8: Your husband is a nurse forty four years old.
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  Speaker 7: You work from home.
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  Speaker 8: He got four days on, four days off, got a
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  Speaker 8: part time job, coach test. He was working late the
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  Speaker 8: other night. You were sitting in the backyard smoking weed.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know why you felt that necessary to tell
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  Speaker 8: us that, but you did. Obviously there's a mean for
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  Speaker 8: a moment in your life.
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  Speaker 2: So and we needed to know that.
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  Speaker 8: You could have just said you were sitting in the
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  Speaker 8: backyard chili. Now use in the backyard smoking weed. You
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: heard your husband pull it to the driveway. You walk
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: around the house to surprise him. See here we go, now,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: all these surprises, and he ended up stopping to watch
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: him because he was searching his car for something. Now,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: the man went to the trunk, took his shirt off,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: put on a T shirt. I noticed he wasn't wearing
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: in his shoes. He usually got on crocks or sneakers
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: to work, but he only had on socks. I peered
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: out of nowhere and that he was startled. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 8: what you were. It was some cussing too, but you know,
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  Speaker 8: can't go there.
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  Speaker 7: I asked, wear your shoes and they said they was
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: in the car. It was so chilli.
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  Speaker 8: I suggests he put on his shoes. He playfully girl
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: to tail his house. Leave me alone, see me out here?
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  Speaker 2: Who tell you?
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  Speaker 15: Whoop?
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  Speaker 8: We went inside, and when he went to the back,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: I went. She went back outside, popped his trunk and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: got the shirt that he took off. I didn't find
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: any shoes in the car on the trunk. I put
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: the shirt across the bed and it had a big
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: smudge of makeup on the collar.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: All right, we come back. Here comes.
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  Speaker 21: The truth.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, all right, Steve, hang on, Part two of your
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  Speaker 14: response is coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 14: Today's strawberry letter subject is where.
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  Speaker 2: Are your shoes?
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  Speaker 1: The subject is.
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  Speaker 2: Where are your shoes?
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  Speaker 7: Let's just get to it quick. The man is forty four.
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  Speaker 7: She fought it. She worked from the house.
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  Speaker 8: He had nurse. Uh you know, he worked four days
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: on four days off. He got a little extra job
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: doing COVID test. She was at the house one night,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: she had finished her work. She was out in the
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: backyard chilling smoking weed. She felt very compelled to tell
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: us that she smokes weed, so that's fine. I heard
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: my husband pulling to the driveway. I walked around the
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: house to surprise, but she ended up watching him because
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: he was searching his car for so he went to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: his trunk, took his shirt off, put it on the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: put on a T shirt. I noticed he was not
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: wearing any shoes. He's usually in crops or sneakers to work,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: but he only had on sock. I peered out of
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: nowhere and he would starting, ha, I love that sound,
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  Speaker 8: girl Na chugar, honey heights tea now walking up on
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  Speaker 8: me like that. Uh, that's blanked out. That's what's so
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: chili that I know that she didn't have on the shoes.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: So I just suggested that he put his shoes on.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: He playfully told me get my tail in house, leave
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: him alone. So we went inside, and when he went
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: to the back, I went outside popped the trunk to
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: get the shirt he took off. I didn't find any
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: shoes in the car or the trunk. I put the
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: shirt across the bed and had a big smudge of makeup.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: On the collar.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: Now here we go. Now this is what the letter's about.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: He gave me a sorry excuse that he helped a
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: woman that had a car wreck.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: The man is a nurse, okay, that he is trying.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: To save somebody life and you're trying to judge him
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: about some damn makeup. He is trying to save somebody's life,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: which is all his career has been about. He said
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: he lifted her out the car, and that's how to
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: make up God on the shirt. Shirley talking about he
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: not gonna tell you the truth?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Why would he?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: Just don't just sound good right here? All this this
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: sound way better than the damn truth.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna discount the truth like that.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm not discounting. He not finna tell it.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: And you just said yourself why you can't ask him
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: for the truth because he's not gonna tell it.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's not an option.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: Go with what sound best. I'm a nurse.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: She came into the carrect, I'm trying to help her
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: out and make up God on the shirt. Then he's
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: said the lady coughed a lot, so he ain't know
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: if she had a cold that flew off COVID. I
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: can't bring this in this house on you. Much as
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: I love you, I gotta take this shirt off because
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: it could have COVID on it. Wow, So he left
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: the shirt in the truck to be safe.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, Can I ask you a question?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: Not yet, but go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I just want to know what was he covering up?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: What was our covering with nothing? I was protecting the
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: safety of this family.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 14: What really happened? Because we've heard enough lies? What really happened?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: You think, Oh, you ain't heard the boy. We can't
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: stop lying now.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: But he still had on the pants and they were clean.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: He didn't drop the lady, so the makeup ain't gonna
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: be on the pants. If he had dropped her, that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: would be makeup on the piers held up. I asked
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: him again, where are your shoes?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Simple question.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: The lady that I helped was fat. I had to
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: lift so hard I came up out my shoes. But
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: I was trying to get her into the emergency room
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: and my shoes was out there by the ambulance.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: So you left your shoes, okay, got it.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I had to leave the shoes to save this lady.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Light oh okay. And it was so busy saving her life.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: When I went outside, I didn't see the shoes nowhere
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: I think some homeless dude might have got him or something.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: You know, instead, he got mad, told me that I'm
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: never satisfied and he could never win with me.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's because he only forty four.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: He tell incomplete line, so you could win, but you
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: got to complete your line.
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  Speaker 7: You can't getting mad for the life.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: And I just told you.
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  Speaker 8: The shoes is probably in the parking lote. Some homeless
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: dude probably got him because she was fat. And when
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: I lifted up, I had to come up out his shoes.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: Well for him?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Why was he looking for him in the trunk? If
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: he left him at the scene?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: How do you know I was looking? I didn't say
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: I was looking for my shoes.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: You came.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: He was searching in the car for something something.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: What you thought he was looking for shoes? He was
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: trying to find that T shirt. And your ass is
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: imagining all this because you high.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I asked, where are your shoes? And he said
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: they were in his car.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: They was in the car, so he thought.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: But it doesn't say so, he thought.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 21: It just says in his.
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  Speaker 8: Car, where are your shoes? First of all, let me
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: explain something. Why can't wear your shoes? Because he had
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: to get out of somewhere. Yeah, he didn't forget his shoes.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: He was in a.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: She had to leave in a hurry.
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  Speaker 7: Damn shoe.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: I know that's right.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: What time situation you in?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: I can even get this woman up off this car
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: accident and on this gurney and into this emergency room,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: or I can stay here putting on my damn shoes.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: That's more important to me, these old, cheap ass crops
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: of this woman's life.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Janet. Happy holidays from my family to
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  Speaker 14: All right, it's been a minute since Junior has blessed
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  Speaker 14: us with the poem.
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  Speaker 7: Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all.
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  Speaker 12: This has got to be addressed. This is important. This
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  Speaker 1: Black elves? Where are they.
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  Speaker 21: Ain't no black elves?
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  Speaker 12: black panther all that. But did y'all notice all these
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  Speaker 12: years we've been living, you ain't seen no black elves?
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  Speaker 7: That don't bother y'all?
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  Speaker 18: Will?
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  Speaker 11: They bothered me enough that I wrote a poem about it.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 11: I'm serious here. It is hayte Samam, how come there
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: are no black els?
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  Speaker 1: I don't see any black els, Samam? What's up with that?
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  Speaker 7: Most of the.
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  Speaker 12: Elves I see are white? And that's an actual fact.
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  Speaker 12: I guess black elves don't matter at least they don't
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  Speaker 12: to you. You've been the North Pole all damn You're law.
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  Speaker 12: Can't we least get two? I hate to march on
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  Speaker 12: the Dose Pole because for marchin, the weather's not right.
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  Speaker 1: So Santa, I like some.
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  Speaker 12: Black els, and I like them before Christmas night, So
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  Speaker 12: go ahead and pack your towards to do your Christmas
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  Speaker 12: d but put some black l's on your list. And
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  Speaker 12: damn it, I'm asking nicely, please don't make me come
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 12: up there because I will the end where the black als?
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  Speaker 16: What?
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  Speaker 2: What? Where is he black hem? Okay, okay, but Junior,
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  Speaker 2: hi don't. Don't you have sircle Saald you can't take you.
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  Speaker 20: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I know I can't, tom.
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  Speaker 7: Sam, I know I can't go up there trying to march.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I know I know I can't go up there.
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  Speaker 12: You cannot remains the point remains were the black helms.
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  Speaker 7: I need to know the weather. The weather won't allow
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: you to go up there.
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  Speaker 2: Junr.
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  Speaker 7: You can't say it.
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  Speaker 11: I was gonna, Martin fretting senter, I'm not going.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't march.
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  Speaker 2: I can't march, car I know I can't.
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  Speaker 11: But the point is, there ain't no black.
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  Speaker 1: Hells, b e m black elves matter.
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  Speaker 3: On.
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  Speaker 2: You know they ain't gonna get up on time to
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  Speaker 2: make the toy. They gonna be late coming to work.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: Well we don't know that, Tommy, because it ain't none.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: I understand.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see nothing putting no apps in.
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  Speaker 21: It ain't.
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  Speaker 7: But you take your black behind to the north bowle.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: It's a rap for you body.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jory, good morning.
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  Speaker 8: This is your man, Steve Harby. Tis the season for love, peace, happiness,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: and so happy holidays. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I wrote that myself center is busy, and you know
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: now because Santa is so busy some of the Mason's
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: Department stores. Now, you got to make an appointment to
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: see Santa. So I have the schedule right here. All right,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: it's time agone.
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  Speaker 2: So here it is.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening from nine am to eleven am. Santah is
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 8: gonna see kids that have long list. That's just from
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: nine to eleven. No coming here out to eleven with
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: no long list.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: We're just doing long lists from nine to eleven.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: And Santa is warning you this year, don't be repeating
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 8: stuff you hear the other kids say, making your list longer.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: Just read your list to Santa from.
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  Speaker 2: The way first.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 8: Right then at noon, Santah will see all the kids
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: that are winers, win you wine a lot.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: I don't shut your ass up waiting noon.
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  Speaker 15: What time is the.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: Sway of noon for the ones, not the whinings. That's
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: very different.
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  Speaker 10: Wine.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: Now, between three and five, Santa gonna deal with the
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: kids that just won't sit steel okay, okay, kids.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: The fidget.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: And any any children that might bite bite, because from
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 8: three to one. Now we all have the Black Center
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: sit in and you're gonna deal with the to let
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: the bite and fix situ ass Still you bite me,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna bite you back. You know you gotta hear
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 8: stuff like that. I'm gonna bite you back.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: Scared joy, how to grip them up?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: Now from then until seven uhh, this is towards the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: end of the day.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 8: All loud criers and and kids that's afraid of Sam.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna save you. I'm scary ass you later old and.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 8: So if you know your baby gonna holler loud and
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 8: it's afraid of Saner, bring them every day.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: We're gonna on that day, we're gonna bring in a
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: We're gonna.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 8: Bring a skinnier sand across in it so he ain't
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: a imposing and then be cut down on some of
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: the crime. That's right after the black Sander get through
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 8: snatching or knocking a couple of kids being listen very
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 8: carefully critical right before closing. Now, we only gonna take
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 8: ten of these a day, so you gotta make an appointment.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: These are kids who pee on center.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: Your child, don't take it ten to day he on center.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 9: This is at the end of the day, and we're
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 9: only gonna take ten Sata got some special gear made.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 9: You're gonna switch.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: Him out from the skinny Center bring back fat center.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: But he ain't really that fat. It's just he got
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: on a lot of absorbing clothes and so towards the
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: end ten a day, that's all we doing because we
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: got enough absorbing pads on them where he can soak.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 7: Up ten peas.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we just do it ten.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 8: If your baby gonna be living in line, he gotta
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 8: come back tomorrow. We'll try to get him into it,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: but it's at the end of the day. That way,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: when Sama take his suit off, we can burn it.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: On a lot.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: Huh even thought about it. So that's our schedule.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 8: So please, if your children fit in there anywhere, you
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 8: know you're being able to know where your child fits
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 8: in all that loud ass crying and all that. You
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 8: know when your child is going whiners, you know, kids
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: with long lists. Just know where your child fitting. But
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: especially those.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: That pee on Santa at the end of the day,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, these the gifts that me and really won't Okay,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 12: I know said, I know what I said.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 15: I know what I said.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: It don't really matter baby what it.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Do because real low key.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 12: We don't want bad gifts. Like bad gift is winter gloves.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 12: Our boys don't ask about winter glove. They don't ask
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 12: about that.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 7: Get cold. We put him in our pocket. We put
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: him in our pocket.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 11: Don't care about that. There's another here's another gift, killing.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 21: About a rope.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Our boys rode a beautiful road.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 12: We open this box up again and see a rope. Okay,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 12: I tell you we're not putting it out. We don't
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 12: care about that bad slipping if it's a road.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, there's an exception. Well, I ain't experienced that.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: I'm just gonna talking about what he gonna want that.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 21: Okay, I'm gonna.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Look into that.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 12: I ain't there yet, but I know the dudes I'll
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 12: be dealing with. We don't care about the roads we get. Okay,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 12: you know, Okay, you don't want to turn.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Cloth that one that looks like a tie like.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Burn your neck up.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: So Steve, you don't want the short.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 12: One because I'm tall, got your boody, got that one
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 12: one pocket.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that is true.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 8: We want gifts that we said, dude, man my girl,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: man a man, check what my girl got me.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna watch Yeah, why nice suite.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 14: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 14: Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 2: would you rather? Would you rather ski down a snowcapped
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: mountain or surf in the Pacific Ocean?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Ski down a.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Snowcap mountains down and seeing down that mountain?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: Were gonna tell you about this water shit?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, maybe change your mind because you're you're on a
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: snow capped mountain.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: That mountain, yea, I'm gonna fall and recover that fall
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 8: in the water. That's drowning shops.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: Too much? All right?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: Three three hands, I'm gonna need that.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 21: Three hairs.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 8: because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with your mother eyes.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 8: I've had him three hands, I'm gonna put one on
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 8: them in my pocket.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 21: Three eyes.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: We're not gonna have him three eyes sitting up in here. Man,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: that's just crazy. You ain't gonna be getting no play
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: after that.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 24: Gus's wrong in the glasses. I got to get with
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 24: these three eyes. That's just too much.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 14: Would you rather have sex continuously for one hour or
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 14: always get it done in two minutes?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: I'm doing now down to the.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 14: Okay, continuously continuously, non stop.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Oh I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a many.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 20: Continuously for one hour, always done in two minutes.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: One in four.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 24: I was cold with that hour and today two minutes.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: worry you like that. I'm not gonna We're not gonna
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: do it. You ain't got that, No, man, we get
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: this done in a commercial.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 11: Back to watch it, rid of.
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  Speaker 7: I'm telling you too much to do.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: We've got too much to do, Harvey.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm the one hour dude.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: I ain't got the time continuously.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: I mean, two minutes ain't gonna work. Now, you got it?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: You get now, you got somebody aggravated with your ass constant.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Now you just rolled down. You know it's thirding minutes
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: in the gass time.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: But see it's the way that you can you can
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: pace yourself, see y'all, don't y'all young See maybe you
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: don't know, you ain't just you ain't got to have
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 8: the same.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Motion for a hour. Why are you getting that though?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: You know some other things you can be doing. You
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 7: can work it now?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, Steve, slow win, slow win, looking at
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: the I'm still looking at the clock.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: I'll be damn stayed out easy.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, come on our last break of the day.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 14: Quiet, we'll be back to close out the show with
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 14: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Hi guys, here we are last break of the day
• 1:24:02
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• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: a good week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 8: Hey, you know what with the holidays approaching and New
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: Year's Eve and everything, can I give you these reminders
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: as a closing remark just to my base out there.
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  Speaker 7: You know I got a base too.
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  Speaker 8: I'm tired of Donald Trump thinking he the only one
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  Speaker 8: good folks on this show man that actually care about
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: their children, want the best life they can have, trying
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 8: to pursue happiness and success. Because I don't really know anybody.
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  Speaker 8: I don't have people around me that are not in
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 8: the pursuit of success and happiness. I like people around
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  Speaker 8: me that's trying to go to heaven too. I really
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: do like I like moral people. Man, I've discovered that
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  Speaker 8: met recently, he told me, said, Man, I just want
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  Speaker 8: to become your friend. I said, bruh, I don't know
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  Speaker 8: how we gonna do that. Let's just gonna be cool.
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  Speaker 8: And now, man, I want to be your friend.
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  Speaker 7: And I thought about it.
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  Speaker 8: I said, Brud, do you know the process that that
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  Speaker 8: requires the men that I actually call my friends, the
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  Speaker 8: process of becoming my friends, I said, Brud, don't worry
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  Speaker 8: about that.
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  Speaker 2: We can just be cool.
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  Speaker 7: I said, I really have all the friends I need
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  Speaker 7: right now. I really do.
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  Speaker 8: If I just stay with the friends I got to
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  Speaker 8: the tape, that'll be fine with me. And so that's
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  Speaker 8: just one of the things I came over. But what
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: I really wanted to talk to you all about is
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 8: this right here, is about procrastination. I want you all
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 8: to be aware of it as we approach the new year,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 8: because a lot of times if people wait on the
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 8: new year to make resolutions. In the new year, I'm
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 8: gonna do this and I'm gonna do New Year. I'm
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: gonna do that. Can I tell you something, everything you're
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: talking about for the new year, why don't you start now?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Why not?
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  Speaker 21: Now?
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, man, if you practice procrastination, procrastination will
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 8: become your practice. It's really that simple. If you get
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 8: ok with delaying stuff often enough, then pretty soon you
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 8: will discover you won't have a problem delaying anything. And
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 8: the time to act is now. It's right now, y'all.
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  Speaker 8: Tomorrow's not really promised anyway. But if you understood that
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  Speaker 8: and you started acting now, you would be amazed how
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  Speaker 8: acting right now can change your life. Stop looking for
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: the perfect time to begin something, because the perfect time
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: hardly ever lines itself up. You know when the perfect
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  Speaker 8: time is.
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 8: Now is the perfect time. It's the perfect time to
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 8: pursue your dreams. It's the perfect time to try to
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  Speaker 8: get in shape. It's the perfect time to try to
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  Speaker 8: change your mindset from negative to positive. It's the perfect
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  Speaker 8: time to make it right with your mother. It's the
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  Speaker 8: perfect time to mend the relationships with your father. It's
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: the perfect time to forgive somebody. It's the perfect time
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  Speaker 8: to move forward and stop looking in your past. Right
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: now is the perfect time. Stop putting everything into the
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 8: delay column. Delayed, delayed, delay. I'm telling you, man, it
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 8: becomes a habit and then you pursue things differently when
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 8: there is no sense of urgency your success and happiness
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  Speaker 8: for yourself, for your family. You should be performing these
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 8: things with a sense of urgency. Look, man, God reacts
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: to your level of faith. You are rewarded according to
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  Speaker 8: your faith. We are all where we are because we
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  Speaker 8: thought ourselves to this place.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 8: Because you see somebody with more money than you, that
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: don't make that person better than you, happier than you,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 8: none of that. It's perfectly fine man, to have a
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  Speaker 8: nice home, a nice family. I admire people, man, who
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 8: go to work, who buy transportation for their family, who
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 8: live in homes, who take their children to school, participate
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  Speaker 8: in their activities, you know, get on the school board,
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  Speaker 8: people like that. The majority of people in this world
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  Speaker 8: are that way.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 8: I don't ever look at the fact that I become
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  Speaker 8: this other type of person and I compare that to
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  Speaker 8: everybody else's life, because man, I understand, I get it. Man,
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  Speaker 8: Do you know Some of my best friends are regular folks,
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  Speaker 8: what we call regular folks. My best friends are not
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  Speaker 8: in Hollywood other than sejectly entertainer. Really, man, that's like
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  Speaker 8: the dopest dude I know, Like we're boys for real.
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  Speaker 8: Other than that, Man, I have people I'm cool with.
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  Speaker 8: Say it is my dude, that's my dude. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 8: talking about I've been knowing this cat since eighty nine.
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  Speaker 8: You know, we've never had a dispute and argument. We've
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  Speaker 8: never had a harsh words. We never had of an
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  Speaker 8: exchange of ideas where we didn't agree. You know, I
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  Speaker 8: just I talk about this things.
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  Speaker 18: Man.
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  Speaker 2: But it's so important in life man, to have relationships.
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  Speaker 8: But guess what, if a person ain't cool to be around,
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  Speaker 8: stop being around them. You don't owe nobody your time.
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  Speaker 8: Association brings on participation. Somebody once told me to describe
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  Speaker 8: your three closest friends. He said, Now, after you look
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  Speaker 8: at that piece of paper and the description of your
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  Speaker 8: three closest friends, do you realize you just described yourself.
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  Speaker 8: If everybody you hang around gossip all the time, you
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  Speaker 8: gonna end up gossiping. You know, people's talking. We were
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  Speaker 8: on the golf course one time and somebody asked me, man,
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  Speaker 8: why you and your dudes y'all always talking about money?
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  Speaker 15: Now?
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  Speaker 8: What you want to talk about? What you want to
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  Speaker 8: talk about? Because no, we married. We gotta go home.
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  Speaker 8: So this conversation you trying to have with a this
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  Speaker 8: ain't fit to fly. I'm not finna be on TMZ.
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  Speaker 8: I'm after the golf game. I'm going home. No, I
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  Speaker 8: don't want to go on a golf trip with you
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  Speaker 8: and the buddies to the Dominican. No, we can play
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  Speaker 8: golf right here. I got to go home, that's all, man.
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  Speaker 8: Just get around people that's like minded, have yourself a
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  Speaker 8: great day to day, man, and join your week.
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  Speaker 2: Here.
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  Speaker 8: We'll see y'all Monday morning. God willing. I know that
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  Speaker 8: little clothing mark kind of all over the place, but
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  Speaker 8: that's how I felt to stay. I'm all over the place.
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  Speaker 8: Line yourself up, don't worry about me.
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