Latest / No Latency / No Latency - Ep.48 The Group Chat
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- 0:02Last time I know. Latency guys, I I may have
- 0:08fucked up. No, no, you're asking for thirty
- 0:10thousand dollars. So you for sure, this is the
- 0:12only way to save my Master's to its poker.
- 0:15I could probably beat them and we could win our money back and
- 0:19more, and the vending machine and then kill him.
- 0:22Why are you sad just like me? At first off?
- 0:24I think we're going to make a pit stop.
- 0:26Hey Clive, I gotta get my armor fixed up.
- 0:28The name of the shop is shark. It's cards and their card
- 0:32sharks. I'm thinking there's gotta be
- 0:34another way into this place. I mean, just one front door.
- 0:38Yep. It's going to fake Rob, real
- 0:40Rob, the place in the next minute.
- 0:42I think, you know, will the signals gonna bite?
- 0:45But hey, I'm Zoe up this. Here's all the singing, two
- 0:49minutes. The light on it goes green and
- 1:11looks like shark may be making his way down to the card floor.
- 1:14I am hiding behind the door with my Sword out.
- 1:27Where did you tell? Then Delta go and how go to the
- 1:30bathroom? I don't need to go to the
- 1:32bathroom outside of the bathroom.
- 1:34Oh, hide in that right? Okay.
- 1:35Yeah. And they jump into the bathroom
- 1:37roll. Stealth check, he's dead.
- 1:41You have rolled a 20, I have a question for you.
- 1:45Do you want to be caught or do anything to this person or do
- 1:49you want to hide from them? What are you doing to our want
- 1:53to be caught? I do not want to be caught.
- 1:56I would like to have this shark fellow walk out.
- 2:02And then before they get to the door, I will put a sword to
- 2:07their throat and sneak up to them and have them caught
- 2:13basically. Okay.
- 2:15Yeah. Are you doing that thing where
- 2:17you like, jump up into the top of the whole way and put your
- 2:20hands out so that you're above them in a mission impossible?
- 2:24Way. It doesn't have to be that
- 2:25extra. I just hide behind the door and
- 2:27then when you close that you hide behind the door.
- 2:32Good good plan Heroes at 12 and does not notice you while
- 2:37smoking a cigar he walks towards the card Hall, I get up the
- 2:41sword. Hold it to his throat right
- 2:42before he reaches her. Door says, don't move or you
- 2:45die. Don't yell or you die.
- 2:48You've got to beat 21 with my sword.
- 2:50Yes. Is he real 21 on a vacation?
- 2:54He's a little of 80 little. Yes, he is little little bugger,
- 2:58huh. Hey remember when you told me to
- 3:00make this harder, I didn't mean this part, I meant other parts
- 3:09because I went, I went over everything with a fine-tooth
- 3:11comb and I made it harder. I meant other things.
- 3:17I don't, I want to be stealthy. So 23, nice.
- 3:22Nice. Yeah, you get the blade against
- 3:23his neck, groin. I believe you had a conversation
- 3:29with one of my friends earlier, today, his name is stranger your
- 3:35you seem. So you a lot of money you don't,
- 3:38I would like to discuss this and also discuss where you keep your
- 3:43vending machines. Are you aware of art?
- 3:47No weapon policy and are you aware that I can kill you right
- 3:51now? Under her, I will take kindly to
- 3:54threats. You want me to do it, then
- 3:57stranger lost at cards. He has to pay up.
- 4:01He doesn't have to do anything, it would be the honorable thing
- 4:04to do. Hmm.
- 4:06Something tells me this place, isn't that honorable and to
- 4:09begin with oh judging a book by it's cover.
- 4:12Now I see. Now you're going to tell me
- 4:17where the vending machine has and we are going to work out a
- 4:21deal. Deal on how to settle this debt
- 4:25either that or I kill you and kill everyone here.
- 4:29And I just draw your whole place with the C-4 that I have.
- 4:33Oh well that sounds like a facedown go Plus for excitation
- 4:38plus 1 D, 10 0 plus rap. Rap is 5 coolest, the Abyssal
- 4:45cool. So 13 plus the d-10 right?
- 4:51Yep right T. You rolled 19, he wrote 16, I'm
- 4:57cooler than you foreign where you want.
- 5:02First of all, where's the vending machine?
- 5:04And the basement Stars, the basement downstairs, where the
- 5:08stairs to the base, my office. Okay, let's go to your office
- 5:13and I will walk him towards the office.
- 5:16That had I will I will message Jeb, hold off on rubbery, please
- 5:28I'd like that. That's it, staring blankly past
- 5:35Bates, trying to read everything that Jeb wrote the signal, is
- 5:44what? We're all sitting here by me
- 6:08standing at the bar, waiting for drinks.
- 6:11I don't know what Jack is doing. Jack's not making drinks basis.
- 6:17I don't know if there's two got it going on by faith.
- 6:19I think he's a psychopath. We're just enjoying this Bahama
- 6:24Mama. It's delicious.
- 6:28Are you going to bring the drink to the other person?
- 6:30The table seems kinda rude. Yeah.
- 6:33You know what, I think. I need a second one.
- 6:34Can I get another Obama? Sure be 100.
- 6:41You just said it was 50. No, I said the Bahama Hannah and
- 6:45a 7-Up was 107. Up is a soda that's free.
- 6:50Oh great, I get up and I usually shoot rocks, glass, I'll have
- 6:58another Fuck this. If it's gonna be 100, then just
- 7:03give me some moonshine. Oh God.
- 7:07No. Fine.
- 7:12He pulls out a mason jar and fills it with clear moonshine
- 7:17and puts an umbrella in it like that the fucking milk em.
- 7:21Yeah. Here's 300 I'm not taking this
- 7:24time. Dick.
- 7:26So is this shark guy coming or can we play another hand?
- 7:31Should have been here already. I'm gonna go check on it and he
- 7:34starts walking towards the door in the back at late.
- 7:40Yeah, you didn't tell us why the whole all you said was don't do
- 7:47the stand-up then don't text me. If somebody is coming to the
- 7:56hospital. Why am I getting all of these
- 7:59messages? I don't know, my tile keeps
- 8:03going off and L opens the door to Jack and is now staring at
- 8:08Jack. You doing any, put your hands
- 8:13up, this is a stick up and then just punch them in the face.
- 8:17All right. Thank you.
- 8:24But first, we have to see what happens when vend else Max.
- 8:26This person across the face. Can I can?
- 8:28I just, can I have a straw for funder?
- 8:30Please do I smack? Grunts.
- 8:32Smack rolling or martial arts. Yeah, we're going to do martial
- 8:38arts because it's a 15. Yeah, it's Jack Square in the
- 8:43face. And then Del smacks Jack across
- 8:54the face and the head goes careening into the door which
- 8:57knocks them cold and they fall to the ground.
- 9:00Then, Del texts the group chat, the guy in the hallway.
- 9:02Is that unconscious now Jeff, you don't have to jump in.
- 9:05Yeah, you're standing behind Big Jack.
- 9:13Who's just so staring into space, a little bit with your
- 9:16combat, shovel up. What are you gonna do when your
- 9:17tile goes off? I'm a whack.
- 9:24Well, I'm 15. See if he notices you, but then
- 9:29think he does. Let's see if he evades you
- 9:31anything here, also 22, Rosa 22. Even with the - 54, you being up
- 9:40behind him, that's still more than yours, he takes a side step
- 9:43to pick something up on the ground, and your shovel hits the
- 9:45ground next to him, or Scuse you hi.
- 9:52Sorry. There's just a metal.
- 9:55I got a metal detector and And I'll whack them again, 20.
- 10:06All right, let's see if your faces 17.
- 10:09He does not. You hit him Square across the
- 10:10face 10 damage. Nice, excellent.
- 10:16Oh, I have a I have a big knife and I know you're just trying to
- 10:22knock this guy out, right? That's true.
- 10:24Yeah. All right he takes he takes 10
- 10:27damage. He's not wearing a It so he just
- 10:30takes it well and he's like, oh yeah.
- 10:37Why must you make your own Folly?
- 10:40I have a whole Sound Library and he hits you in the face with his
- 10:46hammer fist role evasion Heroes a.22 so beat it That is too
- 10:53late. That's an 18.
- 10:57He hits you in the face for this is perfect.
- 11:06This is perfect. He hits you racing damage.
- 11:09What's your armor? 11.
- 11:11Cool. So 18 minus 11 is seven you take
- 11:147 damage in your armor goes down by one.
- 11:16My head arm around my agent, my chest album older duster.
- 11:21All right it's a melee attack. He gets to do that twice.
- 11:25Dodge 17, didn't put any luck on that.
- 11:28That was silly. And he does less than your army.
- 11:31Only does it damage this time. So your armor goes down by I won
- 11:35and you feel it, rip across your chest and he cracks his
- 11:38knuckles, why don't we give you one more chance?
- 11:41You can walk away? I'm sorry, man, but I don't
- 11:45think you understand hands up. This here is a hold up and I
- 11:51draw my two pistols, my two revolvers.
- 11:54All right, shoot no, I want me to let him like, I mean, he's at
- 11:59point-blank range. I don't imagine I'll miss.
- 12:01So I'm going to let him react. I said hands up this years old.
- 12:06All right I'm going to say that's another facedown.
- 12:10Is it cool? Yeah.
- 12:12Cool plus reputation plus 1 D 10, I rolled a 1 but plus 15.
- 12:18All right, so that's 16. He rolled in nineteen.
- 12:22I'll write every check. You have against him is minus 1.
- 12:25Until the end of this encounter, any grabs, the shotgun from
- 12:29behind him and coccyx with one hand.
- 12:31It's good. I'll give you one chance and
- 12:33this is it it is your turn to shoot, though.
- 12:36You can choose to shoot him a back down, or keep on engaging
- 12:39this channel. You're genuinely scared of him
- 12:45now because you lost the face tan and Jeb just leaves his, his
- 12:50trigger fingers in in the trigger.
- 12:53Well, and let's go of the handles of his revolvers that
- 12:58they flop down words, they kind of slowly backs his hands up,
- 13:04you know, by his ears. All right, all right.
- 13:07Listen, I thought I'd, you know, I really thought this was going
- 13:10to be going my way, but I guess today ain't the day.
- 13:14My friends are in there. So if you could just let him
- 13:16know that. I won't be doing the holdup
- 13:19thing. That'd be great.
- 13:22You want me to tell your friends that you were?
- 13:24You were some, your friends inside?
- 13:26They're applauding. I'll hold up.
- 13:28No, I was gonna do the holdup but I'm not gonna do it.
- 13:31It's your friends inside. No no I'm just I was gonna hold
- 13:35them up. It's not important, it's not
- 13:38important. I was going to be the I was
- 13:39going to go on and walk. All right.
- 13:43Listen, aah. You ain't nothing about you.
- 13:45I was hoping knock you out in the just the one box.
- 13:47But you're you gotta sit, here you go to no claim Oak.
- 13:53All right. We'll listen.
- 13:55I'm heading there bed. Now, and Jeb slowly backs away.
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- 14:27The microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
- 14:30What will these to get up to next?
- 14:32I don't know why you keep sticking your It's not a bowling
- 14:35ball. Oh God.
- 14:46Sano you're in the office with Chuck.
- 14:50Great Meachem. Tell me where the basement is.
- 14:53All right, over there in the corner.
- 14:56By the sulfur, is it door to the basement?
- 15:00Show me a text from, Jeb will no longer be doing the holdup plan.
- 15:06Dot dot dot. I bailed dot, dot dot, and then
- 15:09Dad emoji. History by K.
- 15:16I'm going to take that as distraction roll rolling.
- 15:18Oh oh shit shocked just roll 27 texting as much.
- 15:40Shouldn't be texting so much during a high Sano.
- 15:44As you're checking your text messages, shark grabs your
- 15:47blade, flicks it and he rolls a crate and he manages to get the
- 15:50blade out of your hand and it shunts into and sticks into the
- 15:54bookcase, across the way he pushes you across the room and
- 15:57pulls his gun out near each has to his lapel and goes security,
- 16:01breach, security. Breach, I get all my heavy
- 16:04pistol Plan B base gets up at the table and pulls out his gun
- 16:10and pointed Point it at you guys in the bar.
- 16:17All right, so I know we'll come back to you guys in the card
- 16:19for, in a moment, he pulls out his gun and he shoots it, and
- 16:23it's a crit fail and his gun jams.
- 16:30That's all I can do this turn shit.
- 16:33Bad luck. Yeah, bad luck.
- 16:35He threw away my regular sword. So I will get out my, he played
- 16:42for now and I will Rush In. And swing it, 20, nice Heroes 23
- 16:51in evasion, takes a side step and you cut through the bookcase
- 16:57behind him and some of the books that catch on fire.
- 17:00Looks really cool, you get two Swings with that, dang it.
- 17:05I do just try to see. Okay, it's possible damage.
- 17:08Okay, so Dragon, it's plus one. So it's a 19-acre, it fails his
- 17:15evasion. Nice.
- 17:17Nice for how much it's possible to damage to say.
- 17:21Alright well that doesn't be his armor but it does a blade it by
- 17:242 because it's on fire. And he rolls a crit fail.
- 17:27So he falls. He pulls out an electric Whip
- 17:30and slashes it out. You roll evasion. 23.
- 17:33Yeah, mrs. Entirely the only gets 1 / at
- 17:36that. Yeah, I'm gonna be loud so I'm
- 17:39gonna rub it. So you'll pass on Tech to it.
- 17:42That's a Crip fail. The engine on your sword stalls
- 17:46and it now Now will not ignite on your second, cut.
- 17:49Still 17 bow. Yeah, I'm Gonna Roll evasion.
- 17:53He rolls 18 on evasion and rolls over.
- 18:00He spends one of his actions to try and fix his gun.
- 18:05You're also 21 manages to unjam the piece and then he shoots it.
- 18:10You but you're better and his bullet.
- 18:13Misses you all right, grenade launcher.
- 18:19What? What is shit?
- 18:28Twelve. Well well the grenades so he
- 18:37rolls a crit 27 on his invasion. All right.
- 18:42Fuck this and he smacks the grenade midair and it goes
- 18:46careening through the glass window rolls across the
- 18:50courtyard and explodes right next to Banner white shredding a
- 18:55tire. Yeah, so Jeb you're in the
- 19:00behind the building. It's a grenade flies out the
- 19:02window explodes. Next to Vanna White and this is
- 19:09your opportunity if you want to join the fight.
- 19:12Yeah, you just You just see like Jeb's head, kind of, like
- 19:15peeking through the the now Broken Window.
- 19:18The hell's going on in here, window shatters as it falls in
- 19:21estimate. Now, just an open part of the
- 19:23back of the building traces grass.
- 19:25So, you know what the hell's going on?
- 19:27I'm fighting. You need some help if you want.
- 19:32No. All right, I joined it.
- 19:34Yeah, shoot. Oh okay.
- 19:36Okay, I wasn't sure where I was shitty.
- 19:38Do things now? Yes, ooh, nice. 25.
- 19:42Now, he He rolls at 12 which is a Crip fail to roll damage. 7
- 19:47damage. His armor get two bladed by one.
- 19:51Yep I'm going to say that hits as well very unlikely up that
- 19:54hits as well for 24:11 damage which he does take hits for.
- 20:00All right. He's now bleeding.
- 20:02All you motherfuckers. God damn it.
- 20:05Fucking piece of all right. Listen, it didn't work last
- 20:09time. I'm gonna give it another shot.
- 20:12Listen up. Here, you son of a bitch.
- 20:14Hands up the Sears. Hold up.
- 20:18He cocks his pistol and tries to shoot you.
- 20:20Jeb real division. It just goes.
- 20:26Yeah. Oh, excuse me there.
- 20:29And then he tries to shoot sauna 19, he misses you as well.
- 20:32While I'm a leading I'm texting in the group chat, went
- 20:40sideways. Kill everyone.
- 20:43Please. I have I have a thought to text
- 20:47from from my, my cyberware implant and I text from the
- 20:54sounds of the grenades. We could already tell van Del
- 20:58get in here. Actually.
- 20:59Can I do something when the grenade goes off?
- 21:01Yes. Because I would think that the
- 21:03grenade is a pretty big distraction.
- 21:06Yes. So at the same time I would like
- 21:09to grab a hold of my Moonshine in that mason jar.
- 21:14Yes, flash, some of it on Bates and then proceed to add on fire.
- 21:20All right. That's some dark a shit and you
- 21:23definitely have to roll for that.
- 21:24What why should I need a role for it?
- 21:27It's not that simple. In case you miss throwing stuff
- 21:29at him something for him to roll evasion against is what I'm
- 21:32saying. Okay okay, tactics tactics
- 21:40though, my tactic suck crime criminal, Siege bureaucracy.
- 21:46Nice, Korea, gamble. I did your ocean because I know
- 21:48that it's flammable. Yeah.
- 21:50Not okay. Yeah, just wrong.
- 21:53Looks good. Yeah, girls 14 and you cover him
- 21:56in moonshine. Oh god.
- 21:59Oh fuck. And then you set him on fire.
- 22:03Yeah, I took the lit cigarette. I've been smoking in a flick it
- 22:05out and he catches on fire because he didn't roll enough
- 22:09and now Bates runs around the room here.
- 22:12Fuck are you doing? And I get up and I take my
- 22:15jacket and I wrapped Bates in my jacket and throw them on the
- 22:19floor and put him out. He just was holding a gun on us.
- 22:25What are you doing? You don't have to light a Man on
- 22:27Fire just because he's holding us at gunpoint.
- 22:30It was his choice Heroes. Snake Eyes.
- 22:32I'm gonna grab bates's gun and pointed it.
- 22:34Rummy Robbie. I don't know what the fuck is
- 22:36going on with you but you're making it so I don't fucking
- 22:38trust. You chill out.
- 22:41Stop killing people in horrific statistic manners because I
- 22:45think that there is something seriously going on with you.
- 22:48Probably yeah, we're gonna go get you fixed, cut back to Sano
- 22:53and shark and Jeb all having a fight in the office and they
- 22:58logic again, I've Jesus I mean, Jeb is now near him so happy and
- 23:12then I reattached my hand and I do with go with my spoon.
- 23:15Oh 20, 20 year olds at 28, Dodges, you and manages to in
- 23:21that moment actually make a tag of opportunities.
- 23:24He does sideways, which isn't a thing, but I'm making it because
- 23:26he wrote a crit on Jeb. Jeb roll those As he's attacking
- 23:32with a knife. Oh he hits you with that. 47
- 23:35damaged blade in your armor and suddenly you get another hit
- 23:38with that. Sort of you want to mask is
- 23:41really making me mad my yeah. You you unless he rolls a
- 23:46cripple note, but he Dodges your second attack with a seven, not
- 23:50enough. Not enough silos.
- 23:52Very frazzled here. She didn't expect this car
- 23:56dealer to be this good. Take this.
- 24:01It looks like they stacked the deck against you.
- 24:04Yeah, maybe she's just lucky 20, if he avoids, the first shot by
- 24:09tilting his head as one your your gun mrs.
- 24:15But it also jams. You're gonna have to spend and a
- 24:18bonus action to pull that casing out your gun.
- 24:21It's not broken. It just will take an extra
- 24:23moment. Now, she get attached to you.
- 24:30Can you can you beat 31? Because he attacks you with a
- 24:3431. Jeb.
- 24:36Oh Me. Oh yeah.
- 24:37You just shot him so he's gonna shoot you first.
- 24:39Roll 31 our Invasion and that she roll 31 and evasions food.
- 24:45Jeb. Jeb you rob 31 an innovation
- 24:48against his gun. Just how I'm sorry.
- 24:52Excuse me, hold on. It's because my luck.
- 25:03Has been so bad that it's all really about did this just right
- 25:07now and now it's going to be downhill from here on out.
- 25:10All right? Yeah, no, you can just like he
- 25:12got an attack of opportunity. Oh, you got one too.
- 25:15Hey, get your damn this time. I'm taking out the big Arrow
- 25:19electric shotgun. That's a crit.
- 25:23That's a credit. 24 Heroes 13. You hit him.
- 25:27It's all coming up. Jab 17, it hits him Square in
- 25:32the chest, the electricity goes off and he starts to convulse
- 25:36and he falls to the ground and you have disarmed shocked.
- 25:40He is now Barry incapacitated and shaking it around or over to
- 25:49wherever that of Vault is get to Let's get that money.
- 25:53As you want. He's convulsing that you're
- 25:54going to try and like time up with something.
- 25:56Yeah. Step on his throat.
- 26:01All right, Sano. It's come on.
- 26:05Thank you. Jeff.
- 26:05That was I was having a hard time there.
- 26:08No worry friend and Jeb. Gives him a like a friend.
- 26:14Look yes. Thank you.
- 26:17Say it. Yes I preciate your help as a
- 26:24teammate and a acquaintances that sound of that entrance to
- 26:42the basement is underneath the trash can by the cipher, okay?
- 26:46It's the roads trash can and they go underneath it.
- 26:50All right. You had downstairs into the
- 26:52basement. There's another map.
- 26:55I didn't think they're do not have not.
- 27:00Skip, Skip, Skip Skip, Skip, Skip, Skip Skip.
- 27:05There's a part to our God. All right, downstairs.
- 27:08You find the basement bunch of shelves, with some sort of
- 27:11expensive-looking items on them. There's a safe in the corner at
- 27:14the south of the room and you can't really see much more than
- 27:17that. Okay, I will see how big this
- 27:21place has got only make my way around the shelves.
- 27:25Looking forward. He vending machine roll stealth.
- 27:33Yeah, 23. All right.
- 27:37You managed to sneak by the turret that is activated in this
- 27:41room. It is near the safe at the
- 27:44bottom of the room. It does not see you.
- 27:48And at the very end of where it's facing is, a bending
- 27:51machine. Gotcha, besides the safe in the
- 27:56vending machine. Is there anything else sir Rob
- 27:59perception? Okay, You rolled a 12-foot
- 28:12perception. So, yes, you see a freight
- 28:14elevator in this room, and a bunch of barrels of incredibly
- 28:18budget. What was the drink?
- 28:19You're drinking retro. Obama.
- 28:22Yeah, bomber bomber mix budget. Super cheap.
- 28:25Only cost us 50 cents for this Barrel says on it.
- 28:32Great, I will text in the group chat.
- 28:42There is a vending machine down here, I need some help, getting
- 28:48it up, and I will try to stick up to the turret and just like,
- 28:52stab it with my heat sword. So it will disable itself.
- 28:57All right, so did give an attack for the turret?
- 29:00Okay. 22. Yes that's good enough.
- 29:05It doesn't roll evasion because it is a still object and that
- 29:08seems silly. I do real damage.
- 29:10Yes, please. Okay.
- 29:11That is 13 13. All right.
- 29:15All right. You get two attacks Without You.
- 29:17Mmm. Yeah.
- 29:18Roll again. Pain.
- 29:26Okay, well I was I have a devious 10 anyway which is fine,
- 29:30because you're right up against it.
- 29:32So like I manage your team. Yes.
- 29:36You slice through the mechanism and you hear it, unfortunately,
- 29:40because you rolled a crit. You're touching the hilt of your
- 29:43sword as you do this and it electrocutes, you you take for
- 29:46damage. Where is it?
- 29:50Okay. I then use my heat blade to open
- 29:54the safe. I stick it in there and make a
- 29:56circle. Oh, shit, that's cool.
- 29:59All right role for that. Another wrong. 32 motherfucker,
- 30:07the DVD was 30, you have like a cool hack thing for retro but
- 30:12that's fine. Yeah, Sure.
- 30:20Failed and successes. Yeah, it's really wild.
- 30:26How many how many credits in either direction we've had
- 30:30during this game and she's how many goddamn like, 30 plus
- 30:35rolls, which is crazy. Crazy, you cut off the, you cut
- 30:39off the door to the safe, what's in there?
- 30:42And you rolled a crit. So nothing Burns because of your
- 30:44shit and you find a few things 2,500, Eddie's in fresh bills.
- 30:49If you find a set of chips marked cybertek card counting
- 30:56poker cheetah 4.0 bloke, and a golden knife.
- 31:00All right. Yeah.
- 31:01So you find all of that stuff and a canister of getting cut.
- 31:06Guess this is just everywhere. Now, I'll take the gold knives
- 31:10and I'll text everyone in the group chat.
- 31:13I hate this group. Do you send that to everyone?
- 31:18But you hate this group chat? Yes, well, no.
- 31:20Because I'm now deed. You've put out you put out
- 31:24baits. We're back upstairs with a owner
- 31:26and retro you've put out baits. He's now on the floor, wrapped
- 31:30up in ionis jacket, rubbing up, and pointing his gun at you for
- 31:33a little bit. Are we like, in a Or I'm not
- 31:37sure why you pulled the gun on me, you really upset that I made
- 31:40a distraction for you to get the gun.
- 31:42So I mean like no, it wasn't, it would be honest with me.
- 31:47It wasn't a distraction for me to get the gun.
- 31:49You were trying to kill this man, sorry.
- 31:52But it's, I was not the best way to put it is.
- 31:57I wasn't planning on killing him, but if he had died, I
- 32:01wouldn't have been upset. It's the best way.
- 32:03You're certainly on poriyal you. You put you poured a mason jar.
- 32:11Full of moonshine on to this poor man.
- 32:15What the fuck? Dude.
- 32:16Why'd you try again. Can you watch stuff on my face?
- 32:19I'm not. I'm so sorry.
- 32:21I did not mean to be stepping on your face.
- 32:23I'm actually right. How badly burned is Beats.
- 32:28He rolled the one, so he's very badly birth.
- 32:31Okay. I'm gonna start pulling out by a
- 32:35Technica creams own ocean but I know, I know it's not the best
- 32:41way to do this, but I am going to need you to put this on.
- 32:47Okay. All right.
- 32:49I because I'm very sorry, but I'm not going to be touching
- 32:52your very gooey flesh. Okay, then Del walks up.
- 32:57Do you need me to help? Yes, if you could help Bates
- 33:02Remy, why don't you just stay there?
- 33:05I will be right back. Don't go anywhere Wendell.
- 33:09I am going to trade you guns, though.
- 33:11I'm gonna take my gun from bundle and give them and L
- 33:15didn't leave your gun in the van.
- 33:17They brought it with them and they're jackals.
- 33:19Yep. So you get your original weapon
- 33:21back and I'm going to go into the office where zhanna group
- 33:27chat. I'm in the basement.
- 33:30Where is the basement job? Where is the basement?
- 33:35Down layer. It's where he disappeared off to
- 33:38at least. Okay, well I think everything's
- 33:42taken care of here. I'm gonna need to talk to you
- 33:46about Remi. Is he all right?
- 33:48Well, what's wrong with Remy? No he's fine.
- 33:51Except he is doing some real serial killer shit.
- 33:58Serial killer shit. He does.
- 34:00He wipe has a standing up? No.
- 34:02Like he poured a bottle of moonshine on somebody in Set him
- 34:05on fire with a cigarette. Jesus Christ.
- 34:08Exactly. And after the Steve mention I'm
- 34:11just like, not sure how to deal with this.
- 34:14Okay, look, I know where this is going and that whole, keeping
- 34:17track of killing thing. It was just for the Steve's, I
- 34:21swear to God, we we drop that after that.
- 34:23Well, at least I have dropped that they well, Jeff.
- 34:25I know that your minds a little oh, who's this?
- 34:33Don't worry about him. He's some sort of shark or
- 34:36something, regardless, he's taken care of.
- 34:40All right? So it's just something to keep
- 34:43in mind. I think he might be going
- 34:45through something or I don't know, it's really starting to
- 34:50worry me. Well, look as long as it's as
- 34:54long as he's doing all that sadistic shit to the bad guys, I
- 34:59will say no. Well, it's only a matter of time
- 35:03before he turns on you. Whoa, he never turned on me.
- 35:07I'm his best friend. The, you don't know that.
- 35:09Well, I like to think he is and you're kind of like looks down
- 35:15at his feet. Oh no, I'm sure he is your best
- 35:17friend, but you don't know that that's going to ever stop
- 35:20whatever suits his fancy in the moment.
- 35:25It's just something to keep in mind and I'm going to go
- 35:27downstairs. So when some seeds of Doubt
- 35:29their iota, Is anyone going to help me with this?
- 35:33Just came downstairs. So do you want to listen o,
- 35:38Ayanna? You come downstairs?
- 35:40And you see Sano in front of a safe.
- 35:42That's been cut, open and a broken turret above him.
- 35:46All right. Well, I see that.
- 35:48You took care of all this by yourself.
- 35:49What? What what is it that you need
- 35:52help? Lifting the vending machine.
- 35:54So we can was, there's got to be a dolly or something down here,
- 35:58they're dumb. Have a look, I'm having a look.
- 36:03I'm sure that a place that carries lots of valuables might
- 36:06have a dolly. Yes, you wrote a 21.
- 36:09There is definitely a dolly. It's also fully charged so it's
- 36:13an electric Dolly even 02:21. Of course, it's a nice result.
- 36:23You really want another annoying, electronic voice and I
- 36:29didn't see that. Thank you, you're welcome I'm
- 36:31used to moving heavy well-known that vending machines, but
- 36:37medical machinery. Did you kill everyone yet?
- 36:43No, I actually think that everyone is still alive.
- 36:49Yeah, okay, I'll get on that. I don't think that they need to
- 36:53be murdered really the want to kill stranger for thirty
- 36:59thousand credits. I believe that he's well and
- 37:03then we came in and fuck their shit up so hard that they're not
- 37:06going to walk straight for about two weeks.
- 37:10This is What's called? They are going to get back up.
- 37:12Do you know where a bar is? They're gonna come in and
- 37:14they're going to try and kill him.
- 37:16So we got to cut them for that hat.
- 37:18On, why don't we just do a take over?
- 37:21Take over? What?
- 37:21This gambling house. Yes.
- 37:24You want to run this place is pretty crap.
- 37:27It makes a lot of money. And it's a better Aid.
- 37:32It honestly, it'll increase our reputation and we don't have to
- 37:37kill everybody if you can convince mr.
- 37:40Shark up there to do that. That's an option.
- 37:44But you leave Loose Ends? They're gonna come and bite you.
- 37:47I don't know. So, Sano with the dolly, you
- 37:50could very easily take the vending machine up through the
- 37:53freight. Elevator out to the back on your
- 37:56own. I'll follow your lead on this,
- 37:58but I would highly recommend. And killing them all.
- 38:02They seem like, not the type of crowd, do you want to be
- 38:06associated with? And I'll take the vending
- 38:09machine to the car, he's gonna cheat on to the freight,
- 38:12elevator hit the button and it heads up to the back of the
- 38:16building where Vanna White is with only three tires.
- 38:22I'm gonna go back upstairs and talk to shark directly, kill
- 38:27most guy or what? No, Jeb, actually, if you want
- 38:30to go spend some quality time with Remy, I'm going to have a
- 38:35talk with this. Nice gentleman, all read your
- 38:38funeral but I let go and I take my foot off this throat.
- 38:44I technically group chat do we have a spare tire somewhere?
- 38:47Maybe. Yes.
- 38:48You do have a spat. Oh great.
- 38:50Remy dip. We dip.
- 38:52Need to help pick that away a shark.
- 38:54Is that your real name? He shuffles himself on the
- 38:57ground up to the wall? Yeah, so listen.
- 39:06I came here today to have a nice time and do a little bit of
- 39:10gambling. Now, I did have to come here
- 39:15after. You took a lot of money from my
- 39:17friend. Unfortunately, it's turned out
- 39:20like this because you just couldn't accept no for an
- 39:25answer. What I am proposing to you is a
- 39:29yes. From now on I'm going to take
- 39:33over this establishment and you can still work here.
- 39:37You can still take your cut. In fact, I want barely anything.
- 39:42Okay. Okay, what I do want is for you
- 39:45to keep out for other, keeping a lookout for other people and I
- 39:50can give you a full list of people and places and what they
- 39:57win and what they lose should come back to me and you're not
- 40:02going to kill me. I won't kill you and you're not
- 40:05going to come after us. Because we will do this to you
- 40:0910 times over. All right, you got extremely
- 40:14lucky today that you weren't killed.
- 40:17That's a facedown. I don't want to do or face down.
- 40:23Oh, he did not roll. Well, 15:14 fourteenth's.
- 40:29Still better than his you can't. That's fine.
- 40:35All right. Okay.
- 40:38I will be sending you files and photos and you can keep your
- 40:47books. However, you like and I will
- 40:50have a electronic invoice sent here every month.
- 40:56So, you can pay your dues or right, boy.
- 41:01Okay. Wow, it was wonderful meeting.
- 41:04You, I'm very sorry here. This is biotechnical.
- 41:08It works really well and I hand him.
- 41:10Some pain medications. Well, and I don't die.
- 41:17And you don't die. And here, I'm not even going to
- 41:19take the chips from today. I don't need the winnings.
- 41:24Oh, Okay, and he takes the pain meds grabs.
- 41:29A little whiskey flask is pouch and drinks it.
- 41:34I hand them a card and I'm just going to leave So anyway Ramey
- 41:41listen I'm telling you you gotta lay off the crazy sadistic
- 41:46shade. It's kind of creeping us out
- 41:48who's doing crazy statistic shit.
- 41:53And then I got two walks, and Iona, would you please tell him
- 41:56not to knock off the, the whole like burning people laughing?
- 42:02He's not gonna listen to me. So his best friend should talk
- 42:04to him and I'm gonna walk out the door.
- 42:08Joe. Did I own it?
- 42:10Tell you exactly what happened at the table.
- 42:13Well, she said that you turned over your glass of alcohol and
- 42:19burned a man alive. Yeah yeah.
- 42:22Did they mention also was in a lot of pain.
- 42:25Yeah. Didn't you pull a gun on his
- 42:28first perfectly technically you're not?
- 42:32Did you pull a gun on us first? Just And do I have any weapons
- 42:37on me? Oh, so you're gonna get mad at
- 42:40me for using what I have in front of me.
- 42:44You said my father said, you pulled a gun on me.
- 42:47Suddenly that. Okay, that does it.
- 42:51You're gonna tell me that? I, I can't defend myself and
- 42:55then I, so if I come up with an idea that I'm, I'm statistic in
- 43:01bad. Well, you know what?
- 43:03Then maybe I'm just a terrible person and maybe I'll just don't
- 43:09need me anymore. Well, hold on, hold on.
- 43:13I need some time. No, no, I'll see you.
- 43:17Look, walk out the door. Did you really play that take my
- 43:23guns out the case, I'm just going to start walking.
- 43:28Hey, Remy. Do you know how to change a tire
- 43:32ignoring him? When he woke up to find a way.
- 43:34You notice that the wheel is shredded Internally, I'm mad but
- 43:39I'm going to just stop. Look at it, just shake my head
- 43:43and walk away. Jeb burst through the door
- 43:46behind him. Randy, come on.
- 43:48Now, don't be Brash. Yeah.
- 43:50That was only kind of my fault and was going to leave The
- 43:52Burning Man on the ground. Are we just going?
- 43:55I guess we got the vending machine.
- 43:58You gave you gave him the self, right?
- 44:03Yes. And it's going to be fine.
- 44:05He should be fine. In about an hour.
- 44:07Oh yes also Big Jack. Thank you so much for your
- 44:10hospitality. I don't know no problem.
- 44:14It was a problem in there. Yeah so I own this establishment
- 44:17now it's here's my card. If you need anything.
- 44:24Pasco, I appreciate you. Your card, no problem.
- 44:30Yes, I own this establishment now.
- 44:32So I will be seeing you. Well, I hope asked who was it?
- 44:37Yes, I like that. Remy.
- 44:41You are? You walking away?
- 44:42You can't just walk to the combat.
- 44:45So Grammy, he's real good. He's gonna get shot.
- 44:53So he is right that I didn't mention that there was a gun
- 44:58pulled on us. Yeah, that kind of changes
- 45:00things, I own, I wasn't worried. I knew what we were doing.
- 45:04I he's not going to shoot us and if he is we all have armor on.
- 45:08What do you you're fine? Point-blank range.
- 45:11You roll out of the way. Now he's a little, you know,
- 45:15there is, if you ask me, there were plenty of other ways that
- 45:19you could handle situations. Tonight, they don't think you
- 45:21need set. The man Ablaze but I did.
- 45:25And, you know, it very well could have been a impromptu
- 45:36defense mechanism, but there has been a pattern.
- 45:41And when I see a pattern, I'm going to recognize the pattern.
- 45:44I mean shit. I all they could just be
- 45:47Considered using your surroundings.
- 45:51How do we kill? A lot of people, when I see a
- 45:53pattern going to recognize a pattern.
- 45:58Okay, I'm going after him. Jeb, you change the tire.
- 46:04Not all right but jebraw basic Tech Orlando contact and our run
- 46:11after any so know you're excellent at tracking and you
- 46:17catch up with a trap. Hey what's going on?
- 46:23None. Nobody trusts me anymore.
- 46:27That's not true. It's just, you know, Iona can
- 46:30beat this sensitive know. I know, I know Ayana can be
- 46:34sensitive, but you know, I mean, I've been open and honest about
- 46:38my things, we all were inside that bunker.
- 46:43You know, who knows what really Jobs been affected with and yet
- 46:47everybody takes their side over me.
- 46:51And so, when I get a weapon, put in front of my face and I find,
- 46:58I try to figure out a way to make sure that me or the person
- 47:04that I care deeply about does not get hurt.
- 47:09Then pulls the gun and aims it at me hurts my feelings.
- 47:18I am so sorry. Your feelings were hurt.
- 47:22It's a little ironic. Wouldn't you say though?
- 47:26Bye. Well, you can go ahead and kill
- 47:30slash whoever you want and you're completely praised.
- 47:34Me. Use my big old thinking thoughts
- 47:40up here. Now, I'm a maniac.
- 47:47Hi, I'm not sure about this, but I own a might hold you to a bit
- 47:51of a higher standard than me. There are me.
- 47:55I am a killer that is what I do. You don't have to be a killer.
- 48:03It's a little too late from everything that we've done so
- 48:06far. You may have the higher body
- 48:08count but I'm still in the same class as you.
- 48:12Hey I'm not judging. Okay.
- 48:14I am not anybody you saw. No I totally get it.
- 48:17But I think just for right now, I think I need some time to.
- 48:23Cool off. Then Del catches up retro.
- 48:28I know you need time to cool off but it's like super fucking
- 48:31dangerous here. So What, why don't?
- 48:34We just all go back to the back to the bar and, and then you can
- 48:38have some time. Yeah, it's cool off at the bar.
- 48:40Okay. Bye.
- 48:48All right. You all pile into the car is a
- 48:52little bit of awkward silences retro kind of gets back to the
- 48:56vehicle with it being a small courtyard in the back and
- 48:59they're being a spare tire, the to fix.
- 49:02The spare tire was a DV7. So Jeb you are fine with that 9
- 49:08don't very high roll but that's okay.
- 49:10You get the vending machine into the vehicle and you drive back
- 49:13to no latency. As you're driving back to no
- 49:16latency. Sano receives a message.
- 49:21What is this? Sano.
- 49:27I found real. She would not listen, I had to
- 49:33take him down. Hopefully his head will help us
- 49:38fix our Master. He left me.
- 49:40No choice. I'll be by the bar tomorrow and
- 49:47that son of a bitch. There's more than one Ryu
- 50:04next time on no latency. Call me back as soon as you can.
- 50:12There are multiple reuse. Sorry.
- 50:15I know you don't like it when I when I eavesdrop, but when
- 50:17you're, when you're sitting shotgun, it's it's hard to miss.
- 50:21Honestly, we don't want to have that pull that just draws more
- 50:25attention to us. He's very depressed at the
- 50:28moment so he needs to boost up his spirits.
- 50:31I think you should apologize. Eventually, he'll say, no doing
- 50:35no one. That is Brothers, clove.
- 50:38Possibly could save. With the actual review.
- 50:42I understand, you know, your care and and want for Domino.
- 50:47I don't understand the reason behind it.
- 50:49Let's go with the bad news. Oh shit.
- 50:53Yes, the nuclear engine. He's right.
- 50:56If that thing blows say goodbye to the Badlands say.
- 51:00Goodbye tonight. City.
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