5:35 Idiotology May 6, 2026: Secret Service Tug Session at The DoubleTree
French teen charged in Singapore over a vending machine straw-licking incident, Headline of the Week contender #4: Police find woman in diaper, man covered in baby oil in home where children appeared unbathed, Secret Service employee exposed himself and masturbated in front of guests at Doubletree near MIA
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