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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: At all at all.
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  Speaker 3: Given them.
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  Speaker 2: Back the bus.
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  Speaker 3: Bus things, and it's boozy listening to.
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  Speaker 4: I want to Joy Joy.
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  Speaker 5: You got to use that.
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  Speaker 6: You love you.
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  Speaker 3: There, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: I came out.
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  Speaker 3: To turn the mouth turn You probably got to turn
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  Speaker 1: Out, turn the water the water up.
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  Speaker 5: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come out, you think.
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  Speaker 7: I sure will come on and everybody you are listening
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  Speaker 7: to the voice, come on, dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show.
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  Speaker 7: Do you understand that I'm telling you. God been big
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  Speaker 7: in my life. I'm not gonna kid you. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 7: and He'll do the same thing for you. God God
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  Speaker 7: is a gentleman.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I wanna I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 7: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 7: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 7: He gives us the power of choice.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 2: If you say you got it, I don't need you,
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  Speaker 2: he lets you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 2: come see about me. He right there. It's just a
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  Speaker 2: real simple thing. Man.
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  Speaker 7: So always say to people this if you've gotten yourself
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  Speaker 7: into something.
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  Speaker 2: Please know I have. I I was stuck.
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  Speaker 7: I thought a couple of times, well might not make
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  Speaker 7: it past this one. But then if I don't make
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  Speaker 7: it past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held
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  Speaker 7: on to this little thing that my mother kept talking
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  Speaker 7: to me about. She said, sometimes some when you ain't
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  Speaker 7: got nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just
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  Speaker 7: hope it'll be all right, you know. And what I've
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  Speaker 7: learned in my life is that hope is the beginning
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  Speaker 7: of faith. Hope is just is their possibility out there
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  Speaker 7: for me. I show hope, something happened. See hope. Hope
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  Speaker 7: is okay, man, Because like I say, for me, the
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  Speaker 7: way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning of faith.
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  Speaker 2: It was just the idea.
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  Speaker 7: It's just the thought that something could change for me,
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  Speaker 7: that something it could be a little bit different from me,
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  Speaker 7: that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason, I could
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  Speaker 7: be saved, I could be rescued. Things could turn around,
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  Speaker 7: it could hit any other direction. Maybe I can quit
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  Speaker 7: messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will
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  Speaker 7: will just say all right. I don't know, but I
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  Speaker 7: can't count the times I've been in that position. But
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  Speaker 7: then once I hope a little bit, and then I
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  Speaker 7: remember also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher,
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  Speaker 7: she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned
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  Speaker 7: in my life. Nothing has been greater in my life
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  Speaker 7: than my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used
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  Speaker 7: to say, when it get real, dog for your son,
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  Speaker 7: Prayer change is things, she say.
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  Speaker 2: When you seem like.
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  Speaker 7: You lost and you can't find your way, stop and pray,
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  Speaker 7: she said, because prayer change is things. You know, when
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  Speaker 7: you get a point in your life when you've done
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  Speaker 7: all you can do and you can't do no more,
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  Speaker 7: and you just I don't know what to do next,
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  Speaker 7: she says, stop, son, pray and combine that prayer with
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  Speaker 7: that hope that you got, she said, because that hope
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  Speaker 7: is the beginning of faith, she said. If you pray
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  Speaker 7: just hoping, she saying, to God come through for you,
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  Speaker 7: that'll give you confidence that he can do it again.
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  Speaker 7: And then after a while, you quit hoping, she saying,
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  Speaker 7: you start believing. She saying, that's when you're on to something.
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  Speaker 7: If you can turn that hope into belief, that hope
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  Speaker 7: into faith, the ability to believe in something that you
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  Speaker 7: can't see. But the key though the faith is you're
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  Speaker 7: believing in something that you can't see. See hoping a
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  Speaker 7: little bit different from me Now, I'm pretty sure, Like
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  Speaker 7: I say oftentimes to tell a lot of people who
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  Speaker 7: can explain this thing a lot better than I can
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  Speaker 7: to you, but just from my side of it, being
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  Speaker 7: as real as I can.
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  Speaker 2: Be rich you See, hope helps.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 7: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope,
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  Speaker 7: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 7: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence
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  Speaker 7: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now the
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  Speaker 7: ain't just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something
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  Speaker 7: that I cannot see. Faith has been the key to
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  Speaker 7: my entire existence, even when I didn't have any It
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  Speaker 7: was faith, as I look back on it, that has
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  Speaker 7: gotten me here, and not just faith but my faith. See,
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  Speaker 7: you will only get to where you're going in your
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  Speaker 7: life based on your faith. See A lot of people
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  Speaker 7: get the word faith confused, like what's your faith? And
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  Speaker 7: then they start going down this whole list of all
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  Speaker 7: these different religions out here, But.
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  Speaker 2: Really an essence. Man, when I talk.
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  Speaker 7: To people about faith, I'm talking to you about your
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  Speaker 7: your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen?
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  Speaker 7: How much do you believe in the things you can't see?
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  Speaker 7: How much do you believe in the impossible? How much
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  Speaker 7: do you believe see? Because faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 7: things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of
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  Speaker 7: all that is happening to me today. It is the
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  Speaker 7: faith that I have in my relationship with God that
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  Speaker 7: enables me to just oftentimes, if I stay on the
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  Speaker 7: right course and believe a certain way and act a
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  Speaker 7: certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come. And
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  Speaker 7: it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've
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  Speaker 7: started to notice, see, it ain't just a lot of
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  Speaker 7: people think blessings is money, na, man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 2: It's coverage.
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  Speaker 7: It's every time my plane land safe. It's every time
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  Speaker 7: they predict bad weather and I get up in the
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  Speaker 7: sky and it don't be no bad weather. You know this,
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  Speaker 7: and this is favor. These are blessings that get poured
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  Speaker 7: out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something,
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  Speaker 7: not money, but an opportunity, you know. Somebody say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, but I sent this to you, I
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  Speaker 7: thought you might be interested in it. Somebody will send
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  Speaker 7: me a scripture, or somebody will send me something that's favor,
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  Speaker 7: and it always comes at a time when I need
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  Speaker 7: it the most. That's favor, that's pouring out blessings. Now
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  Speaker 7: I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 7: I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
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  Speaker 7: been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See,
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  Speaker 7: blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
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  Speaker 7: in to God, Once you tie in and you start
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  Speaker 7: doing the best you can do, and you start asking
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  Speaker 7: for him to make you a better person, to help
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  Speaker 7: shape and mold you into the kind of man or
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  Speaker 7: person that he wants you to be. You be amazed
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  Speaker 7: what God can do with you. Man, if you just
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  Speaker 7: invite me in and allow him to be a part
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  Speaker 7: of your life. I mean, what you got to lose
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  Speaker 7: out there? Come on, if you're sitting in the cell
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  Speaker 7: this morning, why would.
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  Speaker 2: You not change.
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  Speaker 7: You have a chance to turn your life around with
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  Speaker 7: a relationship with God. What you're waiting on. Are you
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  Speaker 7: gonna just keep doing it like that?
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  Speaker 2: Huh? Really?
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  Speaker 7: Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 7: Why would you not allow God to be a part
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  Speaker 7: of your life so you can get the way he
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  Speaker 7: wants you to be. God got some big plans for you.
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  Speaker 7: If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up show ladies
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  Speaker 7: and gentlemen, boys and girls, monkey trainers, garbage collectors, uber drivers,
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  Speaker 7: hepsy drivers, co cola drivers, truck drivers, everybody, train station employees,
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  Speaker 7: government employees are ups fed X. Whoever you are, I'm
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  Speaker 7: talking to you this morning. God is good, man, Make
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  Speaker 7: note of that. Don't let nobody fool you. Stop listening
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  Speaker 7: to people with all these theories. If God was up there,
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  Speaker 7: why if that is a God, he is real. Form
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  Speaker 7: a relationship with him so you can understand your life
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  Speaker 7: a lot better. Two most important days of your life,
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  Speaker 7: the day you born and the day you discover. Why
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  Speaker 7: get with God, your creators so he can help you
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  Speaker 7: understand your purpose in life.
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  Speaker 2: It'll make your life go a whole lot better when.
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  Speaker 7: You understand why other things that's happening to you are
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  Speaker 7: happening to you because it's all in your purpose. Everything
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  Speaker 7: you're going through is designed to prepare you for what
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  Speaker 7: you ask God for.
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  Speaker 2: That is a fact. I'm telling you what I know.
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  Speaker 7: I've lived sixty six years and it took me to
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  Speaker 7: discover this and everybody else I don't know the same
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  Speaker 7: thing that no God, no God, improve your life period.
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  Speaker 2: That's a fact.
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  Speaker 7: Anybody else got something to say, write a book about
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  Speaker 7: it and see how many copies you sell. Watch I'm
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  Speaker 7: trying to tell you now, the books don't ever go well,
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley
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  Speaker 7: Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica juniors out today. We're
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  Speaker 7: praying for him and the legend that is nephew Tommy. Well,
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  Speaker 7: as I did yesterday, I had to ask Tommy what
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  Speaker 7: was on his mind? And it startled me because every
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  Speaker 7: now and then that comes a burst of intelligence that
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  Speaker 7: out of nowhere you'll be like, who is this guy?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 2: So, ladies and gentlemen, Tommy, what's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 8: Let's see over the course, over the course of your life. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 8: when did you When did you lose your way? And
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  Speaker 8: how did you get back on track?
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  Speaker 7: I lost my way around eighteen. That was the first time.
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  Speaker 7: Did you lose it more at once?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I lost my mind a couple of times.
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  Speaker 2: Mind and way.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I've lost my mind and way, and they happened
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  Speaker 7: at the same time too. That's the amazing thing about
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  Speaker 7: losing your mind and your way.
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  Speaker 2: They usually coincide. You don't really lead the other one
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  Speaker 2: without that.
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  Speaker 7: For me, anyway, I lost my way the first time
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  Speaker 7: because I grew up in the church, and so when
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  Speaker 7: I went to college, I was strict about the rules
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  Speaker 7: and regulations and I fell off the wagon. What a
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  Speaker 7: glorious fall it was, now because I was free from
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  Speaker 7: the restrictions of the church. But Lord have mercy, boy,
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  Speaker 7: I threw myself into a tail spin. Then I kind
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  Speaker 7: of find myself way back at twenty four, and then
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  Speaker 7: I lost.
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  Speaker 2: Myself again around thirty.
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  Speaker 7: And then I lost myself the third time after the
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  Speaker 7: death of my father, because the one person I wanted
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  Speaker 7: to be proud of me was gone. And when I
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  Speaker 7: no longer had him being proud of me, man.
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  Speaker 2: I lost it.
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  Speaker 7: That's what happened to Tiger Woods, And the death of
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  Speaker 7: my father threw me into a spiral. Man, because I
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  Speaker 7: didn't have that dude there. Those were three times I
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  Speaker 7: lost my mind and my way.
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  Speaker 9: All right, all right, coming up at thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 9: after the hour, we'll hear once again from the nephew
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  Speaker 9: as he runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: I be stupid now, but you're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back.
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  Speaker 8: What you got for his neph This is three minute remarks, Shirley.
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  Speaker 8: It's three minute remarks. These are for the people that
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  Speaker 8: just don't know how to just get up there, say
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  Speaker 8: a few words and get on down.
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  Speaker 2: They just I just don't understand that.
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  Speaker 8: They want to tell the whole life story how this
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  Speaker 8: person for the part of their life.
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  Speaker 2: So this is three minute remarks. Let's go get down.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yes, I'm trying to reach a brother Keith, please, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: this is Keith, Keith.
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  Speaker 6: How you doing?
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  Speaker 5: This is Launch's overhead your funeral home? Okay.
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  Speaker 6: We are the ones that have the.
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  Speaker 5: Doing the funeral for sister Dolores, and that is your aunt.
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  Speaker 6: Am I am I understanding? Right? Yeah, that's Lanti okay,
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  Speaker 6: and yes you know the funeral is this coming Thursday. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: I'll be that Thursday.
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  Speaker 5: I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to
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  Speaker 5: my attention that you were going to be giving remarks
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  Speaker 5: for the funeral.
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  Speaker 6: Is that correct? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, Okay. Wanted to call you because we're getting ready
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  Speaker 5: to print the programs for the funeral and let you
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  Speaker 5: know that they have taken you off for the remarks
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  Speaker 5: because they say that you're not.
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  Speaker 6: Going to be Oh.
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  Speaker 10: What do you mean taking me off?
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  Speaker 5: Well, what I'm saying that they say that you're not
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  Speaker 5: going to abide by the two three minute rule that
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  Speaker 5: they have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken
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  Speaker 5: you off. And uh, who is they come out?
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  Speaker 10: Come out? Who?
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  Speaker 5: Who?
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  Speaker 10: What's the name of.
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  Speaker 6: Lawrence? I'm launch, I'm the actual funeral director Lord.
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  Speaker 10: And who who told you to take me off?
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  Speaker 5: One of the one of the family members I'm assuming
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  Speaker 5: is who who made the adjustment?
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  Speaker 10: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
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  Speaker 10: the whole program? Who else is on the list?
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  Speaker 5: I mean there's quite a few family member was doing
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  Speaker 5: different things throughout the funeral.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, So how did you get to my name? Is
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  Speaker 10: what I'm trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 6: That they said that Listen to me. Listen, listen to me.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to me. Brother, keep listen to me.
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  Speaker 5: What they said is that you weren't going to abide
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  Speaker 5: by the time, you weren't going to do your remarks
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  Speaker 5: in three minutes or less.
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  Speaker 10: Listen, listen, listen, listen. You raised me, she put me
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  Speaker 10: through college, and you think I'm finna. I'm fin that
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  Speaker 10: goes down her funeral and be under two minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Well and well, listen listen, brother, Keeth, Brother Keith, listen
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  Speaker 5: to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people who
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  Speaker 5: give remarks, we have them three minutes or less.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what,
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  Speaker 10: mister lord.
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  Speaker 5: List we have a seala.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, there's a seala that's singing.
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  Speaker 10: Name off the list. You take her off the list
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  Speaker 10: and put me where she's supposed to be with my
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  Speaker 10: turn and her time. Is Bobby there too?
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  Speaker 5: Bobby now? Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remark. That's that's
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  Speaker 5: that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes, her.
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  Speaker 10: Son, the one that get locked up. He just got
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  Speaker 10: out of till the truth he told he's the one
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  Speaker 10: down that put her in the coat. You need to
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  Speaker 10: take him off the list to give me all that time,
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  Speaker 10: because I mean, if I ain't gonna take nothing, brother.
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  Speaker 6: Keith, let me let me. Let me just say this
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  Speaker 6: to you.
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  Speaker 5: I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr.
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  Speaker 6: Off.
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  Speaker 5: I can't make any alterations to this program unless.
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  Speaker 6: They say that, actually, sir.
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  Speaker 10: You already you already taking you already taking people name off.
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  Speaker 10: You're taking my name off.
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  Speaker 5: But but they they orchestrated.
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  Speaker 10: This though of course they who is day they for
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  Speaker 10: having much problems, they try to take me off my
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  Speaker 10: arty program?
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  Speaker 5: Who was say, sir, I'm not gonna get into a
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  Speaker 5: family matter.
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  Speaker 6: But until they say that.
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  Speaker 10: You can do a family.
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  Speaker 5: Matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to have this. This turned out to be bad
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  Speaker 5: and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloya.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, damn right.
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  Speaker 10: And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,
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  Speaker 10: I guarantee you it's gonna be a tooth for one
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  Speaker 10: in there, somebody else gonna get the in the cor
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  Speaker 10: of two. I guarantee you that if I don't get
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  Speaker 10: to say nothing to my untief, you monkey didn't pay
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  Speaker 10: for them college. I didn't put six thousand dollars in
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  Speaker 10: the funeral. I bet you. I'll tell you this. I
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  Speaker 10: tell you this, mister Lawd. I bet you whether I'm
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  Speaker 10: on the program I'm not. I bet you, I say
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  Speaker 10: with the I want to I bet you that much.
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  Speaker 10: You tell Dayzak, I didn't put me through college. I
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  Speaker 10: put money on the funeral. Call around a few you
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  Speaker 10: ain't putting no money on the feudal tell them they
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  Speaker 10: can't be on the program.
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  Speaker 5: Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's
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  Speaker 5: on it? If they changed the format, that I will
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  Speaker 5: call you back. Who who is they?
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  Speaker 10: That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who
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  Speaker 10: is they?
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  Speaker 5: Can I can? I tell you something And I don't
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  Speaker 5: want you to get to our rape.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, go ahead, go ahead, man.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to say this. Keep with them.
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  Speaker 5: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: You just got breaked.
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  Speaker 5: You just got breaked by your cousin, Bobby Jr.
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  Speaker 10: You bull, I'm jr up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know
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  Speaker 10: that my love pressures all up. I ain't got time
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  Speaker 10: to be playing man taking me off damn program oh, Baba.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Said, y'all grew up like brothers man, and you was.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: You was basically another son of mister Lord's.
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: That's right, yes, yes, I was. Man. Oh my.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The.
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: Now for y'all, I ain't even finn to talk that
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: into it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Fer there's nothing better than bad funeral humor.
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: Somebody sitting up there looking at you like I cannot believe,
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna even say it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you.
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: I you coming up next to ask the CLO with
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: of the hour.
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: In Entertainment News, Ditty's former bodyguard speaks out on Ditty's
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: alleged abuse of women for years. Beyonce indirectly shuts down
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: her haters by rocking her platinum blonde hair and posting
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: up close pictures of her brown skin. And jurors have
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: been selected in Jonathan Major's assault trial. That's all coming
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: up at the top, but right now it is time
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: to ask the CLO.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: She love Officer Steve Harvey.
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: Vickian Aiken writes, I'm forty nine years old and married
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: to a man that does not know boundaries when it
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: comes to my friends. He greeted my best friend by
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: kissing her on the forehead at brunch and it caused
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: a stir at the table. Should I start being overly
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: nice to his friends?
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Maybe that's not going to cheer the problem? Or have
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: you ever heard of saying and two rooms don't make
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: a right?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: You ever heard that? Should I start being overly friendly
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: to his friends?
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: Do you know what y'all find to do? Y'all find
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: to wind up being swingers?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if y'all start, if y'all just trying to match
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: over niceness for each other, You know that forehead.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: That ain't far from the lips?
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Oh we're kissing now you know? Then you on the
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: top that.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Now you walk up to him one of the next friends,
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: you just back up and start working on it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Where y'all going? Why don't you talk to your husband
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: about it?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, man, because brah? But should I start being
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: friendly to his friends?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: You?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: That's that don't cure the problem at all? Makes no sense?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: If I and I kissed one of Margin's friends.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: On the forehead. What I can't even I can't even.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: I can't even imagine what I.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Have had.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: They sign Heroin in your drink. Moving on, This is
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: the only way I can see.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: Marilyn in the DMV says, I'm a single mom of
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: three and the guy I went out with a few
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: times stopped calling me when I told him I have
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: three kids. Yesterday he put a five hundred dollars grocery
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: store gift card in my mailbox? Is he trying to
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: be funny or nice? Should I be offended or grateful?
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: Great, he's just trying to help out. But he knew
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: why he ghosted you. Yes, But then he felt bad,
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: so he said, man, just let me try to help
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: the system. That he wasn't trying to be funny. He
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: just went down three kids and and he ain't the
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: man for the job. So the grateful thing is you
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: found out now. But he's a decent guy. Went man home,
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: take this warm, teach three kids because I ain't signing
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: up for that. Let me buy some groceries.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That was nice. That, yeah, all right, But you know what.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: You should do. You should text him and say thank
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: you very much. Yeah, it's very kind of you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: Moving on to ten and Pasadena, Tim says, this weekend,
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: I planned to tailgate with my boys, go to the game,
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: and then we're going to dinner. My wife wants to
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: tag along, but I need this time with the boys
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: without her. Why is she so adamant about being with
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: me all the time? What do I do?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Well? Everybody needs me time off, Get off of me.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: I mean that's really true, man, you know, but no, no,
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: you can't. You can't come to the tailgate and the dinner.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: But the boys think it's all we doing the fellas.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody else's wife going, Yeah, this is a this
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: is a man thing. I have a friend of mine
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: that's in system. You know, Once a year, me and
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: my dudes would get together for this annual gather and
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: one of the dudes wives. You know, I'm famous. So
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: my wife gets on the phone while we're all there,
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: and she said to me, Steve, so the women can't
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: ever come on y'all's annual trip. No, And it kind
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: of messed me up because I mean, I don't I
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: don't want to handle nothing. Your wife talking about why
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: am I talking to my wife about No, bro, that's
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: your job. I already got one. I got to tell
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: no to. So eventually what I said was, I said, well,
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: my wife ain't there. I said, so what I can't
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: bra ain't nobody nowhere else?
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: And my wife what I flew? She len?
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: What what do you mean you flew? Shel Yeah, no,
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: so you know, no, it's it's it's a boy's thing.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Just have to tell the sweeten I love you. We
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: had to do something else some other time, but this
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: is the fellas. Nobody else's wife is coming. It's a
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: boy's night. Thank you, it ain't gone. And go now
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: if you stay home, just to appease her, making a
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: mistake home, making a mistake, Yeah, she got.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: She's gonna have stuff that that only the girls go through.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She wants to be with him all the time.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: He says, So get all for me.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Tommy.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: That is that's too much, all right.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Posey and Lincoln, Posey writes, my husband
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: had an accident and a letter from the insurance company
• 26:47
  Speaker 9: listed an unidentified female passenger that did not have any injury.
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: My husband said the claim was filed by the person,
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: and they're lying.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Are they lying? Are they for him?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I know I know that what he better say though,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I don't really know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: But he.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: How can he say that was an unidentified female in
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: that car? Well, clearly you know you were not at
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: the accident. They are lying, Yes, that is the only
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: thing he could say. Now, was there a woman in
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: the car? I'm just gonna have to go with him.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: They lie.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: But I have told his men about putting me in
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: these situations like that. Y'all lie, y'all gone, y'all, y'all
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: gotta do better. Man, y'all come on.
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: Now, Okay, if it were you, how would you handle
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: that one?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: Same thing? Oh, that was no woman in my car?
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: I have no I don't know what police report they
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: talking about. I don't know what they talking about. There
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: was a lady that came up to the car window
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: and asked me was I okay? And stayed there during
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: the whole time. Is a part of the Yeah, So
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: he might have thought she was with me because she
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: was standing over there, but she wasn't in that car.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: She stuck her head in the window. It looked like
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: she was in the car.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: She stuck her head in the car.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but her whole butt was outside the car.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: She never said. You don't crawl your ears down that
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: street and get away from me.
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: Wow, that's pretty scary.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: He gotta stay there necessarily. He can't. He can't.
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, listen, if I had a woman in the car,
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: it's no way I can admit this.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: That's the whole other set of problems.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Hey, show me the camera at the intersection, that's all.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: And if you can't produce that, you can't produce that
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: picture right there.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I'm good, coming up next, thank you, coo. We'll have
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: some eduction.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: What we're at the intersection, so I know. Good here
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: where you ain't got the picture?
• 29:22
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  Speaker 2: What what?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 2: What? What?
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: What is the dates of the Super Bowl It's on
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: the eleventh of February thunder eleven.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Look at him. You got it now time you.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Got to make up your mind. Man, You don't say it. No,
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  Speaker 7: just the second time, second of event. You want to
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  Speaker 7: throw You said we all to do a show there,
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  Speaker 7: and now you're talking about the morning show.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Well he wants to do Yeah, old a m.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Let's do this. Let's do this.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: Let's gonna do this super Bowl Ford and we we
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: me and you, we swing back, we come knocking, Shiel.
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: That's we can do all. Yeah, not the same week.
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: Me and You're finna go play roulette and crap.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl week.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: That's how that's how hard we're gonna be hard. I'm
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: talking about very hard.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, well we'll talk about it all.
• 31:26
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  Speaker 1: Now they gonna make it.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know, I ain't no high, high high roller,
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: but I'm a roller that ain't no whel But I'm
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: gonna like a sting ray.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: I'm all right.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: Well, moving on to entertainment news, Beyonce indirectly responded to
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: the negative online comments from anyone that thought she was
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: intentionally bleaching her skin.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: How ridiculous. She and Hubby jay Z went out in London.
• 32:08
  Speaker 9: This week and bay posted pictures a set of photos
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: showing that she is still rocking platinum blonde hair, and
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: she zoomed in on her face to show off her
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: smooth brown skin as a response to comments about her
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: skin tone. The Beehive rallied around the pictures, with one
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: fan commenting quote, one thing about it. My girl never
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: responds to the haters directly, but it's always going to
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: be a way she clears without saying a word. Hashtag
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: brown skin girl.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: Two takeaways from that. Okay, I almost start acting like
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: Queen Bee and I need a beehive. That's what I want. Oh,
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: what do you call it? I just want to behive
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: to be on my side. Boy, if I could put
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: the beehive on your ass. Be hive ain't no joke, man,
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: The buzz is real.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Base Yeah boy, yes, leave her alone, man.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna I'm gonna go public.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna adopt the beehive. That's what I'm gonna do.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Uncle Steve is going to adopt the whole.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: That sounds fun, matter of fact, it's official right now.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: Please spread the word that Uncle Steve is officially adopting
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: the beehive to protect him for the haters on social media.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: Sick y'all? All right, I'm gonna do that every day
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: till I get a response from.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: The Yeah, all right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: And as the plot thickens, Diddy's former bodyguard Roger Bonds,
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: broke his silence after being mentioned in Cassie's lawsuit against Diddy,
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: which has been settled.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: We all know now.
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: In a new interview posted Wednesday, Bond stated that Cassie
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: spoke on it. He said, I jumped in between it
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: that wasn't the only time. It was other times, and
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: there were other people. There comes a time when you're
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: in a situation that might seem like a good situation,
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: but if you're not waking up happy, and if you
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: are disgruntled and you really don't want to be around
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: that person, you'll find every excuse to get out of there.
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: In his case, Bond said he used he uses diabetes
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: to avoid Puffy Diddy. Bonds went on to say, but
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: in reality, I was sick. I was sick of you, Diddy.
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: I was sick of everything that was going on around you.
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: I was sick of having to cover up everything you did.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Wow wow wow woo.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Who Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: See, when a person like that is speaking out talking
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: like that, that's never good.
• 34:58
  Speaker 11: But if he did those things, yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not passing the judgment
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: either way. I'm just saying, See, this is not a blog.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: This is a statement from a person.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: You don't look, man, It's just you know, look in America,
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: everybody's innocent and to prove and guilty, right, that's the
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: way it's supposed to go. But that's not how it goes.
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: The Spirit Company is dropping him the you know, he
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: didn't step down as chairman of revolt. It just starts.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: And once this snowball start going down that hill, that
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: bird boy turned into avalanche real quick, and.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: He stepped away from theory school all everything, trust you
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: know everything.
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: of slang has changed over the years, and we're going
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: to see how much of the new slang you know?
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: All right, right after this you're listening morning show. All right,
• 36:12
  Speaker 9: it is time. Now it's time to test your knowledge,
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: David slang and.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: See how cool you really are. Because you're cool now
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: you got swag all of that. Let's see how cool
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: you really.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: Are, Shirley. I've been through my whole life. I know,
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: I promise you I have. I ain't never been I
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: ain't never been hard, I ain't I ain't never been
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: you know rough nick bad boy, hoot, Look, I ain't.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Well hoo, yeah, bad little gangster or nothing like that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool like president.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: Always been cool though, man, all right, No, no, no, no,
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: for real, Oh Obama, ain't he He ain't got that
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: on me.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: He's not as cool as you are.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Well Obama cool, doll, Get what you said? He cool
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: as hell. Obama got it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 12: You're cooler, But that's what you just said. Dog, who
• 37:01
  Speaker 12: y'all talking to about yourself? No, I'm telling you.
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: Cool this sheer greatness, But he ain't who had never
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: been cooler than me?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, well it's not in the cool department.
• 37:18
  Speaker 11: Top three cool people to meet Denzel President Obama.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, y'all got the cool swag? What you tell
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: me out stupid?
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Ain't no stupid people.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: High?
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: My an too high for you to be that high.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: If you wasn't that shot cool and you will. Louis
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: Gary colemy Gary always look, I shall little person.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, all right, all right, we got to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: get to these words. All right, See how cool you
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: really are? This is the slang that's out now.
• 38:00
  Speaker 12: Bet bet that means for sure, Yeah you agree, Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 12: you agree with the person?
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, salty salty?
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Oh oh yoh, you're dont come up with that stink game.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: Now you don't up out of here. Now, I'm trying
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: to tell you thing you finn to get real salty
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: for Yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You're upset about something, yes, cap cap.
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: Well that's two things right there, depending on who you're
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: talking about now back in the day. Cap you fin
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: to get your ass shot.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: Okay, we're talking about today.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: Well you're still talking about train. I'll bust a cap
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: in your I'm still getting shot.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: It's another word for lying. It's another word for lying. Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: or if they say no cap, no cap for real?
• 38:51
  Speaker 13: All right, busting, busting delicious, yes, yes, like it's busting.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Sheesh.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: No, that's that's what they smoke over here.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: That means impressed or amazed by something. Drill, you know.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: What that that's what I got on when I come
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: through with your drill. My watch, dame drill.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: Coming up next to Roscoe Wallace will be joining us
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: in the building.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: And he's cool too. Right after this, you're listening Morning.
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: Show, all right, Carla, Roscoe Wallace is in the spilting.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, oh man, old man, old man, you're going on everybody. Hey, right,
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: truck drivers out there phill the water water. You know
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: I won't say you no right quick to the truck
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: driver to call in at that time, say you don't
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: like his old deal, might not like me tooga were
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: the same people.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: You pull back the curtain on that one.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: Ain't no curtain. I'm niggative. Oh man, what's going on today?
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: Y'all?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Everybody?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: All right, check this out, Roscoe. We talked about this yesterday,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: hauling oats. You know they beefing.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Baby head with the woman's eyes. I can't feel you
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: watching you. Then I love the white boy right there.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with them now? You say they're beefing.
• 40:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Darryl Hall is suing John Oates for the shows and.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: You know the company. So you know you've been through
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: some lawsuits, the tall one, Darryl Hall.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got all my money on here. Whoop the
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: show boy head.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: You know when you get in a lawsuit, ain't no settlement.
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: Somebody got slapped somebody, and would's gonna be a I
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: remember that time I had slapt Johnny Gill cause you
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: know he went, what slip your red dress? And I
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: wrote that song slip on your black dress. He gonna
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: change you talking about some damn red dress. And then
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: he tried to not pay my money, and then we
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: went the coat, and then it looked like he was
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: gonna win the shuit. So we came off court at
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: on a recess. I flapped all the flavor of Johnny
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: Gill mouth.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You're saying, Johnny gil Jack your song my my mind.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: And he changed the color.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Up the dress, black dress, and you took him.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: To court changed.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: He stole it on some damn red dress. You don't
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: go to the heir well, I said, black dress. Some
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: people don't look good in the red dress.
• 41:51
  Speaker 11: Go ahead, all right, anyway, okay is how is December?
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: First?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: We got what twenty four days until.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: Hay go missile told hey, I'm gonna get to.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Know you better, singing Rasca.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: The cheemas fire your side, ladies in brime on.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Rolling through the night.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's my jail right there. Yeah, that's the one
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: of everybody. One of the great hits. I wrote, one
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: of the great one.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, give me one more, the Christmas song.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Oh you better fire Jack Frost nipping at you now
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: you you tank?
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: You so.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: About the quiet.
• 43:05
  Speaker 10: And for.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Dressed up like Eski.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: Mos everybody in nose turkey and some missile tool. Oh
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: let me give it to you now, help to make
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: the season. Briw hilarious when he's blaring outside.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Somebody gam man.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: Over come home day told me a rupper boom boom.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Me and my drum rule.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: In fact, coming up for Black History Month. Don't bite
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: know be Ross did not make the flag? Yeah, Holiday.
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: Coming up next to the nephew and the prank phone
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: call for today. Right after this, you're listening morning show
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: know my man's hands. Okay, we'll get into that, find
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: out what that's all about. Where her man's hands are?
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: And just a few because right now the nephew is
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: here with today's prank phone called nephew, what you got
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: for us?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: We are going you know, it's Christmas time and this
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: is when you buy a gift for people. But we've
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: got a gift and it is being delivered. This right
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: here is delivering your truck. Delivering your truck sounds pretty innocent,
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: won't it.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: But watch this here, cat dog, if you would.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello? Is this? Uh let's see what I got
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: here on my paperwork? Is this the Wilkins resident.
• 45:22
  Speaker 14: This is missus Wilkins.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to come by and drop the vehicle on
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Guys.
• 45:28
  Speaker 14: I'm the hard You must have the wrong number.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: What I got is I've already loaded up the vehicle.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Evidently it just got in here to the dealership this morning.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: I just put it on the truck. I should be
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: at your guys place, probably somewhere around one one thirty
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: or somebody gonna be there.
• 45:44
  Speaker 14: Sir, I think you have the wrong drift.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: We didn't.
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: We don't have a vehicle, and we in order a vehicle,
• 45:49
  Speaker 14: so I think you might have gotten the paperwork mixed
• 45:51
  Speaker 14: up or something.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: No, I don't have any paperwork mixed up here. This
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: is Wilkins.
• 45:56
  Speaker 14: Right, well, this is missus Wilkins. I mean that's my husband.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Let me look at my notes on here. I got
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: let's see, I got a g L five fifty s
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: u V Mercedes Benz black on black. We got that
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: on the truck. We didn't.
• 46:12
  Speaker 14: We didn't.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: We didn't order a car.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: He didn't.
• 46:14
  Speaker 14: We didn't order a car. So I don't think. But
• 46:16
  Speaker 14: let me what address are you delivering it to.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Let's see here, I got some notes here says this
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: is a special delivery. Please put bowl on top of it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: It's a Christmas present and we're going to West Timberlake,
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: West timber Lake.
• 46:36
  Speaker 14: Now that's that's that's not our address. Are you sure
• 46:40
  Speaker 14: it's for a delivery for Wilkins.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Well, let's say here purchased by mister Wilkins. Oh, here
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: we go going to Uh Sandra, going to who Sandra? You?
• 46:53
  Speaker 14: Uh? Sondra is his ex wife. I am his current wife.
• 46:58
  Speaker 14: So you're telling me that he orders a car for
• 47:02
  Speaker 14: her for Christmas?
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: This car here is from what I understand. Man, looking
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: at the I'm supposed to deliver the actual title and everything.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: This thing's been paid in full.
• 47:13
  Speaker 14: He bought her a car.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Are you saying there's no Sondra dare?
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: Man? What are you telling me?
• 47:18
  Speaker 14: I am telling you that it sounds to me if
• 47:21
  Speaker 14: he bought a car for his ex wife.
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: That's how I sit.
• 47:24
  Speaker 14: And you said, this is Sodra, Sondra, what's that address?
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: You didn't give me that?
• 47:28
  Speaker 14: Give me that address one more time.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, wait wait wait wait, wait, wait wait a minute.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. Let me try to call this
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: other number with the phone number. I'll do that.
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: No, don't call any other note. What I need you
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: to do is bring the car to my house. I'm
• 47:42
  Speaker 14: gonna fix this. He bought her a car. You bring
• 47:45
  Speaker 14: the car to my house. And I'm gonna handle it
• 47:48
  Speaker 14: from here.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Well, ma'am, i'm supposed to take this over the off
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: of Timberlake. I'm supposed to.
• 47:52
  Speaker 14: Take it out there, man if of Timberlake. You're gonna
• 47:54
  Speaker 14: bring that to my house and we gonna deal with it. Wikey,
• 47:57
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna get Charles.
• 47:58
  Speaker 10: On the phone.
• 47:58
  Speaker 14: We're gonna get Sogra up here, and we handle this
• 48:00
  Speaker 14: right now. So you bring the pone over here. What's
• 48:03
  Speaker 14: your name?
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: I'm Perkins, ma'am. I'm just I'm just a guy truck.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know why I delivered these vehicles all all
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: day long.
• 48:10
  Speaker 14: Then you're gonna go ahead and deliver it right over here.
• 48:12
  Speaker 14: Bring it over to my house. Now, I'm gonna call her,
• 48:16
  Speaker 14: get her over here. I'm gonna get him, and we're
• 48:18
  Speaker 14: gonna see why the hell he doesn't about her a car?
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I mean, I don't meany of 'em. Is
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: any possibility that maybe she just she deserves it and
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: he wanted to give it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: To her.
• 48:28
  Speaker 14: Because she's the ex wife. Did you miss the points
• 48:31
  Speaker 14: that I said i'm his current wife. If he's gonna
• 48:33
  Speaker 14: be buying any type of car, the car should have
• 48:35
  Speaker 14: been for me. It shouldn't be for her. I'm the
• 48:38
  Speaker 14: one cooking, cleaning, iron and all this kind of stuff.
• 48:41
  Speaker 14: But he's gonna buy her.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Say, wait, wait, wait a minute, I mean, what time
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: won't you be here with the car? Well, I got, ma'amo,
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: the address I got. I'm supposed to deliver it off
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: of West Timberlake. I'm not supposed to come nowhere else.
• 48:56
  Speaker 14: That's to Westblank. You gonna bring it to my house.
• 48:58
  Speaker 14: That's what you're gonna do. You're gonna bring that call.
• 49:01
  Speaker 14: It's it's you're gonna bring it to my house, and
• 49:04
  Speaker 14: that's where it's gonna be delivered to. I'm gonna fix that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: You know what, ma'am. Damn, I want to pretty much
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: stay out of this thing. All I want to do
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: is deliver this thing off Tamper Lake.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: I see you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: I think I created a problem that that probably wasn't
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: even gonna be a.
• 49:17
  Speaker 14: Problem you already. I just I need to know a
• 49:19
  Speaker 14: couple of same way. When did the body's car? He
• 49:22
  Speaker 14: told me? When that's what he told me? When did
• 49:25
  Speaker 14: hebody the car?
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: This car was purchased about but right at a month ago,
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: but it just got delivered in last night.
• 49:31
  Speaker 14: Also was a special order cost?
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I mean it's at five point fifty. It's
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: the biggest shuv they got.
• 49:39
  Speaker 14: Okay, issues it okay?
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 49:41
  Speaker 14: Now, wait when he came in, did you did you
• 49:43
  Speaker 14: see him when he came in the back car? Was
• 49:44
  Speaker 14: he with somebody?
• 49:45
  Speaker 10: Was he?
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Ma'am?
• 49:46
  Speaker 10: I don't.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: I don't work inside the inside the dealership, ma'am.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: I just drive the cars and deliver them.
• 49:51
  Speaker 14: Well, how much how much is the car?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: How much was the car?
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Right here on the sisters ninety eight, right at right
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: at ninety nine, one thousand dollars ninety eight cash flock.
• 50:02
  Speaker 14: You said it was paid in full.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to be charged it or whatever,
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: but it says paid him.
• 50:08
  Speaker 14: But you said it was paid in full. So you
• 50:10
  Speaker 14: mean to tell me this fold that bought a car
• 50:13
  Speaker 14: for his ex wife and paying for them ninety thousand
• 50:17
  Speaker 14: dollars that I mean, I really want you to try
• 50:19
  Speaker 14: to explain that to me.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying, ma'am? You you asking me
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: to explain some stuff that seems like he needs to
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: be explaining to you have.
• 50:28
  Speaker 14: The information that I need. You know, I'm trying to
• 50:31
  Speaker 14: figure out right here, because when here gets home, it
• 50:34
  Speaker 14: is all and popping up and here.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Okay, now what's this right here? This is the got
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: a personalized license plate?
• 50:43
  Speaker 14: What what you say?
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: What you say? There's a personalized license plate here, but
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: I guess they'll put those on when I get there
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: inside the vehicle.
• 50:51
  Speaker 14: Personalized licensese like so you have to like special order those,
• 50:53
  Speaker 14: right I'm.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: Assuming it's got love X on here. What do you say?
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Hell you v X so love AX or love as.
• 51:03
  Speaker 14: You know what? Let me get myself together. This is
• 51:06
  Speaker 14: how people get they killed. I'm gonna kitch a taste.
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: Dealing with this.
• 51:10
  Speaker 14: You know what, brand car.
• 51:13
  Speaker 9: To my house?
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: That's what you do.
• 51:14
  Speaker 14: You bring the car over here, You understand, ma'am.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Brand, I'm supposed to take this to the Timberlake off
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: of Timberlake to take the car.
• 51:22
  Speaker 14: To bring that to my house right now. Anybody gonna
• 51:26
  Speaker 14: be driving a new car, it's gonna be me. I
• 51:28
  Speaker 14: can't believe that about it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Enough.
• 51:30
  Speaker 14: Do you have my dress I got.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: For Apple Forest?
• 51:35
  Speaker 14: That's my address? You bring that all over here and
• 51:38
  Speaker 14: you bring it here right now. I need to be
• 51:40
  Speaker 14: your next delivery because I'm gonna get on this thought
• 51:42
  Speaker 14: and I'm gonna figure out what is going all over here.
• 51:45
  Speaker 14: I can't believe he wont get for a car.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Blown down here and I got one more here too.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: That what?
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: What?
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: What? What?
• 51:52
  Speaker 14: What's the other note?
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: It says Vernetta.
• 51:56
  Speaker 14: Yes, I'm Bannetta.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, it says Verneta. This is nephew Tommy. You just
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: been praised by your husband Wilkins. But now that this
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: is nephew Tommy baby from the Steve Harby Morning Shoe.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Your husband got me the prink.
• 52:14
  Speaker 14: Get his killed. It was gonna be oh my god,
• 52:22
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna need me a drink. I'm gonna leave me
• 52:24
  Speaker 14: a drink.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: And I gotta ask you one more thing, baby, What
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.
• 52:32
  Speaker 14: The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, I thought
• 52:35
  Speaker 14: this was over.
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: I was gonna take that.
• 52:38
  Speaker 14: Truck and run over it.
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: That boy, No, he's stupid, that boy, no, he's stupid.
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: Oh man, you know what I'm saying. It's in that together, huh.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Because he said stool at first, like a bar stool.
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: What's wrong, Steve? I know you want to be me
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: so bad.
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: I know that's funny, Steve.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: It's just it's just killing you to be me. Boy.
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: You man, he want to be the nephew so damn bad.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: It's killing him. Man.
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: He oh, he want to do the Black College Quiz Show.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: He just want to be me, so damn.
• 53:40
  Speaker 9: All right, coming up next Strawberry Letter subject I know
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: my Man's hands.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Morning show.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:56
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• 53:59
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• 54:03
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• 54:07
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• 54:09
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• 54:10
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• 54:14
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• 54:16
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• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: Nephew's subject, I Know my Man's hands. Here's Stephen Shirley.
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: I'm a thirty six year old married woman and my
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: husband is thirty eight. I'm pregnant with my second child
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: and I'm too far along to travel, so my husband
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: went to his baby sister's wedding without me. He's from
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: Detroit and his ex wife and twelve year old son
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: live there. When we first met, he would go to
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: Detroit to visit with his son, and he would stay
• 54:44
  Speaker 9: at his old home.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Where his ex wife still lives.
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: He tried to rationalize it by saying, he still pays
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: for the house, so he's not going to go to
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: Detroit and pay for a hotel room. After I broke
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: up with him for doing it, he started either staying
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: in a hotel or he would stay with his cousin.
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: Going back and forth to Detroit has always been an
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: issue with me because he gets ghost when he's there.
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: He tells me that it's because he puts his phone
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: down so he can be present and in the moment
• 55:13
  Speaker 9: with his son. But I think he's over there with
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: his ex wife playing house. When I noticed I was
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: nagging him about it, I stopped mentioning it. Now, when
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: he is there, if he ignores my calls, I ignore his.
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: I hate playing games at this age, but I have
• 55:28
  Speaker 9: to get his attention somehow. So back to the topic
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: at hand, My husband went to Detroit for his sister's.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Wedding, and he told me that his ex wife was invited.
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: I cannot argue with that because she will be linked
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: to the family forever through their son. I saw photos
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: days after the wedding, and his ex wife was in
• 55:46
  Speaker 9: a lot of pictures with the family. One picture was
• 55:49
  Speaker 9: taken of her back and there was a hand on
• 55:52
  Speaker 9: her lower back, right at her But it was my
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: husband's right hand. He can deny all he wants, that's right.
• 56:03
  Speaker 9: I know my man's hands. I'm going crazy thinking he
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: was with his ex all weekend. Is it not his
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: responsibility to make me think otherwise? No, No, I don't
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: think it's his responsibility to do that. You saw what
• 56:17
  Speaker 9: you saw. You saw your husband's hand on her lower back.
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: Don't leave it up to him to try to make
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: you think you saw something other than what you saw.
• 56:27
  Speaker 9: You saw it with your own eyes and you cannot
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: unsee it. Where there's smoke, there's fire, and his hand
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: on her lower back right at her butt. As you say,
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: means they're still very close and familiar with each other.
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: Kid aside, Yes, he could very well have been with
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: her this weekend in Detroit. Of course he's going to
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: deny it. I mean, what else is he going to
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: say you busted him. What is he gonna say it
• 56:54
  Speaker 9: wasn't his hand. You definitely should know your husband's hand,
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: and he's not going to tell you the truth, no
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: chance of that.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: You already know what's up anyway.
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: Then you say you left him early on in your
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: relationship because of his situation with her. All of this
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: getting ghost when he's in Detroit, putting his phone down,
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: not answering when you call.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: All that sounds very suspect to me.
• 57:15
  Speaker 9: Spending time with his son does not require him to
• 57:18
  Speaker 9: spend time with his baby mama.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: To period, Steve, there's gonna be a tough one here. Yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: wiggle out of this one.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I'm already over some loophole, very large loophole. I'm about
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: to die for you.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: I uh.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: What me?
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: And yeah, we'll be in some situations here. Whenever you
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: meet a man, all women know that there comes a
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: history with these people. Nobody is history. Read everybody has
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: a present. However, excuse me, everybody has a past. That's
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: how you get to the present. You need a small
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: p to become the big pete past president. And what's
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: the most important thing, the big pe present. But you'
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: all like to bring up the past. So now what
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: we got to do is cover the past, shade the past,
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: make it appear to be something that it wasn't so
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: we can get on with the present. See, I'm doing
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: the same thing this woman did in this letter because
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: it took her a long time to get down to
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: the crux of this letter. But she thought she was
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: in court, so she was presenting her case. She's thirty six,
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: her husband thirty eight. She's pregnant with her second child,
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: so she can't travel. So your husband went to his
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: baby sister's wedding without me. Well he is his baby sister,
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: so we don't have a problem now. But this is
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: all to set us up for her side of the story.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: He's from Detroit. His ex wife and twelve year old
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: son lived there. He has a past. They were married,
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: they had a child, they were together. Now when we
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: first met, he'd go to Detroit to visit his son,
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: and he'd stay at his old home, where's ex wife
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: still lives. He tried to rationalize it by saying he
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: still pay for the house. He ain't gonna go to
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: Detroit and pay for a hotel room.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Rival brother nice things, but you know that one ain't
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: gonna last. That one ain't gonna last.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: Now I must tell you that that type of thinking
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: is not gonna last. I can't help you with this one. Dog,
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: I ain't over heal. I'm going Detroit. I'm paying for
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: this hal I'm to pay for a house and the hotel. Yes,
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: she will. So you broke up with him for doing it.
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: He started either staying in a hotel or stay at
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: his cousin's house, and that's the way you get your wait.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: I commend you for that. I'm on your side going
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: back to forth. Detroit's always been an issue with me
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: because he gets ghosts when he's there. You may about
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: to hold Detroit situation. Anyway, the man got to go
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: see his son. We get beat up all the time
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: for not taking care of our kids. Then when we
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: go and be a quality father, somebody got a problem
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: with that part too. Now you can't have your cake
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: and eat it too. We come back. We'll just talk
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: about what you actually gonna eat though, okay, because they
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna be cake.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, hold that thought, Steve. Coming up
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes after the.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 9: Hour, we will recapp today's strawberry letter and have more
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: of your response. The subject is I know my man's hands.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: The subject is I know my man's hands.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: Well, lady, you set up this letter to get to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: this loan parrd.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: We waited till the end of this letter.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: You told us because you were stay in your case,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: that you thirty six thirty eight, you're having your second child.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: I don't know if that's with him. I'm pregnant with
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: my second child and I wasn't able to travel. I'm
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: probably assuming as y'all's two children or you had one before,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: but this one is his for sure, doesn't matter.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: He's from Detroit.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: His ex wife and twelve year old son lived there,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: and then when he first met y'all, would go back
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: and forth to Detroit and he would stay at his
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: old home where his ex still lives. And he tried
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: to rationalize that he ain't paying for a house at
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: the hotel when he goes to Detroit. You got on
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: him about it, and you broke up with him for
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: doing it. So he either stays at a hotel or
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: with his cousin. Now, bravo, lady, you did the right thing.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: Put your foot down.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Stop that.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: It's hard for me to fix that one. Two brothers, cousin,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna be to help you with this one.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Right here.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: You can't stay at a woman house, and I give
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: you you define ain't gonna fly. So anyway, going back
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: and forth, Detroit's always been an issue because he gets
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: ghost when he's there. Ah, he tells me, is because
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: he puts his phone down so he can be present
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: and in the moment with his son. Ain't god good? Now, Daddy,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: listen to me. If your son twelve and he don't
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: know that the phone gonna ring sometime, we need to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: turn him on to technology because he at that age
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: where y'all probably considering getting him a phone. Anyway, So
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: you're putting your phone down so you can be present.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: Then you say, but I think he over there with
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: his ex wife playing house. Then you said, when I
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: noticed I was nagging him about it, I stopped mentioning it.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: So when he's there, he ignores my call, ignore the
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: wife's calls.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Help him.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Boy, I can't. I can't help you with this right here.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: Ignore the wife's calls. Bruh, you have got to find
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: a way to answer that phone and say, baby, we're
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: in the movies now, baby, I'm putting him to sleep,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: but he twelve, so that ain't gonna work.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know you the reading bedtime stor it. You
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: got to do something.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: But you cannot ignore her, cause you gotta pick that
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: phone up and say something else. Though you cannot ignore
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: your wife call, I can't help you with him. So
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: if he ignores my cause I ignore his, well he
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: probably said hallelujah to that. I called your baby. You
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: ain't answer. That's a release, So you stupid, you're giving
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: him more free time. Now, you stupid. That's a dumb move, lady.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: Stop doing that. Stop ignoring. He's gonna pick him up
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: and just say hello, where you being?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: You ready to talk now?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: I guess it's convenient for me now while I'm carrying
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: your baby. Oh, it's a whole lot of stuff you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: can say when you picked that phone up to make
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: him own a vomited. My husband went to Detroit for
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: his sister's wedding and he told me his ex wife
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: was invited. Oh, first of all, let me tell you this,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: she said, I hate playing games at this age, but
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: I have to get his attention somehow. So back to
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: the topic at hand. We are ninety percent through with
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: the letter before she gets to this part. My husband
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: went to Detroit for a sister's wedding. He told me
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: his ex wife was invited. I cannot argue with that
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: because she is linked to the family forever through the sun.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, got that.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: I saw photos today after the wedding and his ex
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: wife was in a lot of pics with the family. Yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: she was there. You would have been in picks too,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: but you couldn't make it because you was pregnant. Right.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: One picture was taken of.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: Her back, and that was a hand on her lower back,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: right at her butt. It was my husband's hand. He
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: can deny it all, he won't. I know my man's hands.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: I'm going crazy thinking he was with his ex all weekend.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: It is it not his responsibility to make me think otherwise. Yes,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: it is his responsibility to make you think otherwise. And
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: he did just that. He said, that is not my hand.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: You says, he can deny it all he wants. I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: know my man's head. That is not my head.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: You know how many people got this head right here?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: You get you.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: The whole lot of people got hair looked like mine.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: Did you see my face back there on her back,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: on her butt? Did you see my wedding ring on
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: her back? Because I always wear my wedding ring.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Huh? Look how small that man's head hand? I look
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: at my hands? The picture dash deception. Pictures are never
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: as clear as that.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: It is the size.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: Of the man's hand. That what I would win this argument.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: And I will make a refer to a case in
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: the past. If it doesn't fit, you must that is
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: not my hand.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: It is the wrong side. Oh, it looked like my hand.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: But I put my hand up against that picture, which
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: will be way bigger, and I'll go right that. Look
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: at that. Look at the hand side. Let me take
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: my hand and put it on your lower back, all right?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Leave your comments.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: That is not my hand. Is it his responsibility to
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: make me think otherwise? Yes?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: And he did it, doesn't know.
• 1:06:48
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• 1:07:01
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  Speaker 9: for Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening Hary Morning Show.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: It is time now for Tommy and for Junior and
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: Sports Talk.
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  Speaker 1: What you got Tommy?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: What Pipper?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: That?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Let's go, Pepper? I ain't knowing what's up? I'm like, here,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: play it? What's going on with you?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: All right? Pepper? Let's jump it off?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: I say, when can get them all in? Hey, what's up? Ladies?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: I canna speak to the lady Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: All right. The Coats versus the Titans this week. Oh
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: I told you that coach. Maybe we didn't do this already. Okay, okay.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Falcons against the Jets.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: You know I got to you know, Falcons come home
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: in Atlanta. I'm scared to get shot.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Lions against the Saints.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: Lions, Baby, I'm always gonna go with decharging my hips
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: up there, you know.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 8: All right, couple on this next one. Broncos against the Texas.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: You know what I just said, the Texans, but I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: love Russell Wilson.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: They have made it come back, Broncos. Okay, all right.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Charges against the Patriots. Charge is always the charge.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: You know it. Never picked the Patriots. I can't stay
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: in Boston ever since they took their black school bus
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: over with them kids. I ain't got nothing from there,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: right right.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: They good people up there in Boston like that, Yeah
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: they are. Yeah. Cardinals against the Steelers, Come.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: On, Cardinals, but the Steeler's gonna win upset picked Cardinals.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Dolphins against the Commanders. Dolphins, baby Dolphins, all right.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Panthers against the Buccaneers.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: Uh, that's not I want the Panthers to win, but
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: the Buccaneers will come back with a win on that
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: one right there.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: All right, this is the big game of the week.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: Man forty nine Ers against the Eagles.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, no Eagles, baby, I don't ever pull against Jayleen
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: han Q said to the day.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying right right. Cleveland Browns against the.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: Cleveland Cleveland An damn can't about no damn Rams many
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 7: all right.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: The Chiefs against the Packers.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: Oh Chiefs, baby, Come, you can't pull against Patrick mahone.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 7: Do the math on that. Don't make no damn sinse.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: And then Monday night football are the Bengals against the Jaguars.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: The Bengal lost again.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Barrow Spade and all my Southern trap brothers that
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: be pulling for Cincinnati gonna beat the Jaguars.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: But but.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: I want the Jaguars to win because that text that
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: I be sending them be hurting they feeling. But the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: Bengal's gonna win, but upset Jagwa.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 9: B All right, guys, thanking of you, Thank you Pimpin
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 9: coming up at the top of the hour, a woman's
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 9: aunt took her swimsuit and wore it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Now she's trying to give it back. We'll talk about
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening morning.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 9: Show, All right, Steve, This is from Sherry and Tulsa.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 9: Sherry says, my aunt and I borrow each other's clothes,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: but we always would ask first. I want to pack
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: two new swimsuits that I bought, and she had them
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: and had warned them while she was in Jamaica. She
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 9: told me that I can just wash them and carry on.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: I would never wear underwear behind her or anyone else,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 9: and my swimsuits are no different. One is a thong
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: and it's been in her behind. Should I make her
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 9: pay me for the suits her have them?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Last?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you should ask her for the money for the suits.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: But I thought that you said that you all actually
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: borrow the clothes when you ask.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Once you take myself, anybody wearing a cross behind.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: It after she wore. Stop borrowing.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: That's no. And it's a thung too.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: You know that's a no.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I don't care. It ain't nothing. No, I don't care.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: If you can't wash it that good, I'm gonna need
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 7: all the fabric thread. You gotta change the thread fabric
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: you mind, I'm gonna that's nasty.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Just let her have it, yeah, stop borrowing.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: Well, I would ask her to pay for half or
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: give you the money ask for it. Just say, look, look,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna let you have that, but can we can
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: we share the cost of.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: It at least because you know you don't.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: Like relationship over a thing like that, So just ask
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: if she'd cover half to cost for you, even if.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: She gave it to you. Not gonna want to wear
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 8: I can lose their relationship. I don't need, no, Auntie, I.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Can't borrow my stuff. I'm sorry. Just take it.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 9: All right, We have time for another one, Steve. This
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: is from Joandrea on Steve Harvey FM. Jo Andrea says,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: my husband and I live together but sleep in different bedrooms.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 9: I have discreetly moved on to dating a nice man
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: that I met while I.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Was at the post office.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 9: My husband, on the other hand, is sloppy with his
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 9: dating and he has no regard for my feelings. He
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 9: talks in the phone all over the house, and I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: know he's talking to a female. We both refuse to
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 9: leave the house because it's very nice. Divorce is not
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 9: an option because our son is in high school and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 9: we don't want to uproot him. I don't want my
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 9: son to know that we're having problems. But my husband
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 9: keeps this respond affecting our household. Is he doing this
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 9: to irritate me so I'll leave? This is not what
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: we plan. The water rollow.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 7: Whatever y'all playing sounds stupid to me, because, yeah, that's
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 7: the deal you on is not gonna work. You all
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: both have decided to move on. They move on, y'all,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: staying married. Your child knows something wrong. He already know, y'all.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: Anybody's stupid, right, so every so somebody knows what's wrong,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: and the guy your dayton knows that's something wrong, and
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: the women he's dating knows something wrong, and the boy
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: knows something wrong. So now everybody, y'all trying to put
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: up a facade that ain't there because y'all got a
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: real nice house. So go ahead and keep doing what
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: y'all doing. I mean, what difference do it make if
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: he discreet or not y'all doing it. You just told
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: us on the National Radio show. You see what a
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: dude you met.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: At post office? But you got it. You got a house,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: but it ain't a home, right, That's that's right, that
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: makes no sense. I'm sorry, it's still it.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 9: Was time for musical interlude when I finish for the
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  Speaker 9: Rule Winter Appetite.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 9: So yeah, it's interesting that they say divorce is not
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  Speaker 9: an option.
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  Speaker 6: Steve, no.
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  Speaker 2: Girl time, just like, yeah, bro, it's it's divorce. Ain't
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  Speaker 2: the options?
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  Speaker 7: Obviously, I don't believe that.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly say did you can't stand me?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you it's not an option? What all right?
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  Speaker 9: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 9: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 9: So this couple in Singapore had a KFC themed wedding.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we hear about a lot of.
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  Speaker 9: Interestingly themed weddings, but this one was KFC Kentucky Fried
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  Speaker 9: Chicken themed wedding, complete with KFC buffet and a fried
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  Speaker 9: chicken bouquet for the bride. The couple met on a
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  Speaker 9: dating app and went to KFC for their first in
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  Speaker 9: person date, so the bride insisted on having her wedding
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  Speaker 9: at that same KFC wow. The wedding was set to
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  Speaker 9: cost about twenty three hundred dollars, but KFC ended up
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  Speaker 9: covering half of the food costs and provided KFC branded decorations.
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  Speaker 9: The happy bride thanked KFC and called her wedding day
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  Speaker 9: memorable and the wedding of my dreams in a Facebook post. So, Steve,
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  Speaker 9: if you had a fast food themed wedding, which restaurant
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  Speaker 9: would you choose?
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  Speaker 1: You got Popeyes, Wendy.
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  Speaker 2: Say, let me let me tell y'all, y'all dream, try
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  Speaker 2: to dream bigger than that.
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  Speaker 7: Chicken dogs. Yeah, chicken is not that good. And where
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  Speaker 7: if we having this wed net in this damn restaurant, All.
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  Speaker 2: Them tables is drilled in. Take the ground.
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  Speaker 6: It.
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  Speaker 2: Remember old Slaughden got hot.
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  Speaker 1: We'll never forget that.
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  Speaker 6: Ooo.
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  Speaker 2: That's a Poe ass Web in the KFC.
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  Speaker 1: Look at her bouquet, I see it?
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  Speaker 2: Is he dreeduff like the colonel. What do you look like?
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  Speaker 9: No, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 9: at thirty three minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: We'll play around it. Would you rather right after.
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  Speaker 9: This you're listening Morning Show, It's time now for a
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  Speaker 9: round of would you rather? Would you rather be Sanna
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  Speaker 9: in the Christmas Musical? Or would you rather be the
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  Speaker 9: elf or an elf? Which one?
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  Speaker 1: I know?
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  Speaker 9: Tommy, I know, I know throw repetitions.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna step aside on this.
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  Speaker 9: Well, No, no Santa or an Elf?
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  Speaker 1: That's it? Which one.
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  Speaker 2: We already know? I can't be there. You could be.
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  Speaker 8: They got some big alf you could be.
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  Speaker 1: I know him.
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  Speaker 7: Let's just leave us one alone, will simply then? What
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  Speaker 7: why would you want to be a short ass center regulicized?
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't understand that. Let's just leave you that
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  Speaker 2: next one shot?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather have three cars that are nice or
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: one high end luxury car?
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  Speaker 1: Three relly.
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 1: Three cars that are nice? Nice?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Give me an example, like three nice cars with
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: what called it?
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  Speaker 9: A Lamborghini Ferrari Bugatti.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand?
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  Speaker 2: Surely do you understand the question?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Are very nice cars?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: Or one high end luxury car.
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  Speaker 7: So if you got a Lamborghini or Baghetti and Ferra,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: then what is your luxury coffee?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: A nice car is like a Lexus or you know,
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  Speaker 11: okay or something like that, something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all rolls Roys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's luxury.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. So I'm just saying, so if you want, like
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  Speaker 7: you want to Range Rover, No, that's electric car that
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  Speaker 7: you want to Prius.
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  Speaker 1: Kia okay, god yeah, yeah, or you can get.
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  Speaker 2: Rolls roy.
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  Speaker 1: Three. Three of those are one rolls.
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  Speaker 8: I'd love to see you in a Prius though.
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  Speaker 1: Good money to see that.
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  Speaker 2: All right, man, I'm gonna do that when I get
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  Speaker 2: back home. I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go on a regular tool and just take
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  Speaker 7: pictures a bunch of regular You.
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  Speaker 1: Can't have a driver, you have to drive it yourself.
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  Speaker 2: The light. I'm gonna pull out the light and speak
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  Speaker 2: to people.
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  Speaker 9: He's falling off, all right, would you? Oh shoot, I
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  Speaker 9: didn't get to this one. We're doing for clothes, all right,
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  Speaker 9: all right, that's today's round of would you rather coming
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  Speaker 9: up at forty nine minutes after Steve will close out
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  Speaker 9: the show right after this.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 9: day on this Friday.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Who right day?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Day after Thursday, rid day to begin the weekend.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, Steve, this is a would you rather that we
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: didn't get to?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather have sex and complete darkness, all the
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 9: lights off, everything, can't see anything? Or would you rather
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 9: have sex in a bright room, like really bright all
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: the lights.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I don't like that dog happening. I don't give you.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Want bright right right?
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  Speaker 2: I need to see something. I mean rather that dog
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  Speaker 2: or s nothing? Okay, there is motivating.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: It's motivating. How so I have mine? Moving on?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 9: He does not know how to set your mind?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: How so I know?
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  Speaker 13: I said, Wait a minute, did I say that right?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather have wide flat feet or would you
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 13: have to have long skinny neck? Wide flat feet or
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 13: long skinny neck?
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  Speaker 7: I don't want that long ass nick, Tommy, you ain't
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 7: got either one. Nick, I ain't doing nothing. I don't
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: have that nick you have right on your shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: And narrow feet. Yeah, tell me run track. You can't
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  Speaker 2: have no flat food.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Have white flat feet.
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  Speaker 2: Get up on your toes. You can't have speed and
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: running flat food. Okay?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather have only the bottom row of teeth?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 9: Or would you would you rather have the use of
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 9: only one hand?
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  Speaker 1: Which one either.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 9: The only bottom bottom row of teeth, only the bottom
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 9: row of teeth, or use of only one hand?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need my hands, man, you need your grill.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: I need my grill, but I need my hands now. Yeah,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: but I need you pik hand. I'm saying.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: Nothing like that because you ain't got no top. You
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  Speaker 7: ain't got no top teeth. How do you How do
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  Speaker 7: you play.
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  Speaker 1: Good at that?
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  Speaker 2: You can't eat nothing, you can't haven.
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  Speaker 6: No mo.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: You'll be skinny, you can't do nothing right here?
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  Speaker 7: You what you gonna be up in here talking about now?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Welcome and ready to live?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 7: Too much work and kissing you? That's your whole life?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's it? Mm hmmmmm. Why you guys take
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: us out? Steve? Oh, go ahead.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 9: I was gonna I was gonna say something a Tommy,
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  Speaker 9: because I know how fond you are of the movie
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 9: The Color Purple, and I've been seeing the trailers for
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  Speaker 9: the new one.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: It looks different. They have dancing in it and everything.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm gonna see faint. Would you say, Steve,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: what the hell did they make a new one of them?
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
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  Speaker 5: Up.
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  Speaker 9: He's singing in it, yeah, yeah, and dancing but yeah
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 9: they musical reimagine.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a pup. Yeah, I'm gonna sit here. I'd
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: be a dish just dying.
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  Speaker 1: You hate musical.
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  Speaker 7: You beat me and he's steal swinging on me?
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Are you told not to beat me? Swinging on me? O?
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  Speaker 7: Harp boys going to threaten me and I'm taking harpole.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Ola, Hello Purp musical Woodfall.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa you too?
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  Speaker 1: It looks like it's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 7: But now.
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  Speaker 1: Singing her behind.
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  Speaker 7: Off, Santas sang her tail off, Yeah my favorite girl?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, sing her lately on Instagram. She looks fantastic. Yes,
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  Speaker 9: she looks really does.
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  Speaker 2: Started by no, I can't take no more.
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  Speaker 1: And they're dancing too, not just singing.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: Yet when I'm dancing away from harp she made that
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: little equivotal swinging.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: We had a crush off. I remember at the Hoodies.
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  Speaker 12: I can't make I be looking up the time, like, hey,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 12: what did she say that?
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  Speaker 6: Time.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Tell me when you were in her hometown.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: You did show everybody? Come, everybody coming on my house.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fry some chicken about three o'clock in the morning.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: You want to come home and get something? Nah, better
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  Speaker 2: not come.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 7: Getting back to my friend.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Whatever happened to her brother? Teeny? What's his name?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: No, what's name? I think she got two brothers.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 8: Every since American Honor, you ain't been the same tax.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: See taking something? Go see the color purple Christmas Day?
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: Blockbuster, baby, Yes, there's been a lot of blockbusters without
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  Speaker 7: me going.
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  Speaker 2: So congratulations to the people in color purple.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Yay. Yeah, I can't wait.
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  Speaker 7: Hey y'all, have a great day. Talk to God. He
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 7: loved to hear from you. I'll stay in.
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