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No Latency - Ep.19 "So Crazy, it just might work..." · No Latency

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Last time a no latency. All right, Jeb, you don't listen
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to me when I talk to you. I'm sorry.
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What was that? Do your job.
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Let's go ahead and do our jobs. Then she'll d ottone, a vending
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machine starts, our bio Technica personal personal.
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Bodyguard just wondered the vending machine is not going to
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be on the gallery floor. If that wasn't obvious, by the
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way that the receptionist responded, To your very blatant
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question on the 7th floor, but we don't know the apartment.
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Number is only 47 department for 23.
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Are you doing any up? I'm just making sure that you're
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not hurt either. You're not hurt, right?
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Only my pride a little bit, it should have been much easier
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and Bubbles, that I am. I hate to sound cliché here, but
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that's so crazy. It just might work.
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That's what I like to hear. Let's let the rest of the crew
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know. Well first we should definitely
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walk the floor to make sure that We don't look suspicious and
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there might be some things here. That you're interested in.
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Did you did you take a look at this list?
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Well it is a vehicle night. I mean it definitely is please.
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Look at this. Let's let's go.
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Um I will leave first. Sure are at album wrap behind.
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Just going to wash my hands. As I'm leaving I squirt, some
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hand sanitizer into my hands and you roll a 5.
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You good, great. And I'm going to, I'm gonna walk
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directly to the star Guitar Room just because I want to see who's
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Manning that This target our room is in gallery room, for
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which is the bottom right to bring.
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And inside there is a guard and he looks pretty bad.
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And what are the what are these guards?
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Look like they told in the Steve's a little bulkier and
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their skin looks like it's made of stone.
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How would we know what these guys would we know anything
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about them? You can roll to find out.
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I think I'd be right there. Behind her.
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Of course, Jeb has been hired as a personal Bodyguard.
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By the way, I own, I assume you're paying me No, this is for
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your job. What should I roll here?
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Oh, look like smell. You did agree to that.
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Candela you talking to me or jab.
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Jab. Okay.
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I was worried you were trying to get me to paycheck.
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I mean, I like navigating paycheck a little uncertain
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about his left ear so you might get just a tip no, right?
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15. Searching for gang Rolling
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Stones keywords, collector and tree found entry Rolling, Stones
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a new gang in night City. The new cards for The Collector
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members have stoneskin like body armor named after a fan from the
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twenty twenty first century which they do not listen to
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posers. His rocker boy still here,
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though. Rocker boy is, you haven't seen
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them yet, you have no idea. Okay, I will narrate their stone
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or their skin is literally Stone appears to be all right.
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Jeb, I assume that it is Stone plated, like, like the
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gold-plated, Steve's were purely Cosmetics were site.
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No, no, it is not. It is not purely cosmetic.
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It is actually like I'm playing. It's like a, it's like a layer
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of armor. Maga.
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It's like if you were playing Dungeons and Dragons and you
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cast stone skin. On yourself.
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Radda think I heard today. Get that out of here.
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Who the fuck is talking me? Okay, stoneskin magic, get that
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shit out of here really do magic?
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It's all science baby. Bill Stone, Manor, blood clot,
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good. His head, slowly turns to his
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left and he stares at you looks you up and down and go.
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So how long you been working around these parts you just
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hired to make sure nothing strange happens around here.
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What? I'm giving you some time I
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wanted to get in there. I don't know where I don't know
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if I was very clear with my first employee.
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So I apply was Now just which is code for fuck off.
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Kev, I'm purely in this room for observation.
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I did not for any particular reason.
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I just wanted to see the guitar again because apparently it's
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cursed and it's very funny to me, you know, about the guitar.
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Oh yeah. I've been, I've been here before
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and the guitar has not changed. No, no one starts shit, that's
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because it's cursed. It's fucking ghost, it's cursed.
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What's your name? What's your name?
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I'm Brent. Nice to meet you Brent.
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Hello Iona. Nice to meet you.
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How long have you been? He, he sees he sees your badge,
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recognizes you as a corpo and bow slightly.
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Damn. Is that all right.
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Sorry that's it. Madam is fine.
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Good. How long have you been guarding
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this? The star pocket.
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Are, I got you today? I was like today's your first
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time for the guitar, you have worked here for a few weeks.
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I'll stay over Place. Cute stuff, are you worried?
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No one's life, i'm-i'm-i'm, Big Stone Brave man.
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That's really Brave of you. Yeah, you know what happened to
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the last guy, right? Michael.
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Yeah, I fell off the balcony didn't he broke his neck?
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Yeah, he's dead now, buried it. Yep.
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How long was he how long was he guarding?
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The guitar notes judge today, and what happened to the guy
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before him? I know he's he's missing a leg
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freak, how can an accident, another balcony accident?
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I mean, the guy before we just had a heart attack and died,
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good track record I believe that the guitar is cursed, I mean by
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three people have died. So and you know what happened?
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The first note, it was here, right?
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Yeah, yeah. That's the, that's the nice.
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The Steve's became a gang. Yeah, a lot of people died that
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night. It was wild.
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I was here. It was wild.
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Are you here? Oh yeah.
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No II had to, I brushed out the door as soon as the Steve
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started shooting up the place. Oh shit.
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What are the collector will recognize?
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You be nice. I was doing.
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I bet you would be really sorry. I thought I had the guitar make
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noise. Wait, I heard that.
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Did you what? No no it's all in my head,
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right? You you it runs.
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It was really wonderful meeting you.
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I hope you have a great rest of your night and I will be back
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later for the midnight market. So I do.
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You hope to see you then and I hope you are.
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Well, thank you. You're welcome.
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Pleasure meeting you. You took a job.
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Why don't we check out the first floor?
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Why don't you get first floor? You know, what is vehicle themed
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and I hear they got some pretty good stuff.
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You might even if I take a look at that brochure, they gave you
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not at all. Go ahead.
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I am not at all interested in anything they're just here.
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Oh my God. Look at that.
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No, why no? Fuck off.
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Look at this thing. Uh-huh.
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You see that? Uh-huh.
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You look familiar to you. That'll look my back.
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Actually, I said I was they got a brand-new 28, that's right,
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that's the year after mine. It's got all the bells and
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whistles. I heard they they increased
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horsepower by 10. I'm talking this.
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This little thing is two wheels, pulling 124 horsepower.
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Can you believe that? I could not it's true.
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And it's got that, uh, that a satellite imagery.
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So it tells you when things are going to be coming into your
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field of view before they're even there.
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It's also blue, I like blue, that's rat.
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Cobalt blue. That was a 28 special.
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Special editions are a lot more sought-after, make sense that
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it's here, man. This thing looks like it's
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barely got any any miles out. Seven.
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That's not bad. That's brand-new us.
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Brand new route. There.
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That's from the dealer home. Wait a minute.
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Wait, hold on. Turbo to this.
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Here's the this year's the Double Dragon turbo?
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Yeah, it's in. It's in a gallery room.
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Three. It's right here on the list.
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I'm sorry, I got to go back. I go go check that out.
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Okay. Bye.
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Okay. Where you going to go?
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Check out the turbo, it's in the third room.
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I opened that up just to make sure and is it true?
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Is it exactly the same turbo that I owe to tuna?
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It's the same type of uo2 tuna. The god inside is standing in
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exactly the same position as the other room.
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The rooms are identical, this one has a big glass case in the
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middle of it and on it. Plants is the turbo sitting in
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an angle with a little plaque sign that gives a description of
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what it is. Could take it now.
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Now I'm not know, I go back in. Yeah I own strew.
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We listen I'm gonna need you. You gotta you gotta you're going
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to be here tomorrow. Wait wait.
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Hold on real quick. It is tomorrow, right?
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No, it's tonight. It's any night.
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Okay tonight. I mean technically that's
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tomorrow because it's midnight but that's pedantic So, we're
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gonna have to, well, you Iona, or gonna have to bid on
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something. Right?
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I mean, you can't go through this entire night without
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actually didn't own anything. Well, I suppose so, but because
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we have the special ticket to go downstairs.
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I imagined, we would just bid on Something downstairs.
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But this look I am in debt to tuna whatever and and I would
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much rather be in debt to you. Listen I you know I'm good for
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it all I'm asking, is that you bid on that turbo?
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I need that turbo. I own, I need it kempeitai and
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listen to me. You are already in debt to me.
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So what's a, what's a few more hundred days, huh?
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A few more hundred Eddie's you think that it's going to cost a
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few more hundred Eddie's. But look, it's a double drag
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Turbo. It is one of the cheaper
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objects. I'm not asking you free, I'm not
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asking you to get me a new back, I'm asking, for a piece of
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Machinery. It's just, that will get this
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tuna off of my ass, to put. What you are asking me to do is
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to ensure that we get the piece of Machinery, which if somebody
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wants it more than I do, will cost a pretty Eddie.
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Well, then all I ask is that you put in a good effort, all right?
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I'll be there. What 300 380s.
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That's already 180s over the asking price.
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It's not stupid Nana Michael. What could have been in a
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costume dollars? No, I'm not telling her that
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this is a discontinued. It's a discontinued turbo that
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you know, is actually worth probably at least five times
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that I am and I have the feeling that because it's here, it is
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worth far more than what you're saying.
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But I do not have any mechanical knowledge.
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Here's the Jeb. Listen to me.
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Here's the issue. I only have so much money.
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Now you get one of them fancy credit cards.
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I know you got some dipping to my credit.
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All comes from biotech Mecca and if I'm to use riches hail If I
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use credit line from bio Technica, what I purchased goes
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to biotechnical? Well, it could disappear and
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Transit. Come on.
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And then what does a line of credit do me?
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You're probably insured at you. Not to that degree, you look
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around the rest of the floor and see a few other things,
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including through the door of gallery.
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One, the front side of a Cadillac and inside the gallery
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to room. There's the motorbike you were
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looking at earlier and on the floor, there are a few other
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items blast Shield. A big pile of tires and a Furby
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that looks like a Kirby. Have we seen what we needed to
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see? Jeb, I think I'm satisfied.
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How about you? I'm ready.
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No, let's get out of here, back to no latency.
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I'll call us a car. Back at the apartment.
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Sano and Remy are sitting next to two dead bodies.
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In this apartment with a broken television and Remy you're
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sitting in a pool of blood on the Steve's.
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Memorize, this is wiping, the blood on the couch, You hear
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heavy footsteps, coming down the hallway.
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Oh shit, we get out of here. The door creaks open.
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And there is the guy from downstairs.
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What is off? I said, no shooting.
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They say other's blood. They should be very difficult to
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get out of any. We didn't shoot.
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They shot. I'd also do not shoot it smells.
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It smells like Smell like barbecue.
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Yeah, I cut one with a he played the big one over there.
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Oh, big boy. Big boy.
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Look what toilet probably would clog a toilet.
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Yes, board broken toilet. Worst, tenant complaints.
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All the time by the time I did you a favor that?
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Yeah. Yes, he yes, we did you a favor.
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They do not pay very much. Went I not let them use
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elevator. You stir my next work ethic.
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Big Boy didn't seem like he is. The stairs that much.
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Well, now I have to clean to clean.
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My apologies, but it seems like it worked out for both of us.
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Well, I have another apartment. You look for a puppet, you mind
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little blood, I give you a discount if you claim.
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I actually am looking for Heartland currently.
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Yeah. How much apartment here, new,
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new new building, you know. Mmm.
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But there's blood and death in this one, which you cause that's
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not my problem. You want Department achieve I
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take, I keep their deposit. I keep the money and this green
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gun. Wait, I need that gun.
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You need weapon? Yes, we were looking at that.
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That's why we will pick up it right here on the table.
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Now, A lot happened, can you hand that to us please?
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Hmm. Yes, I suppose I wrote to I'm
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not very bright here. Thank you.
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Thank you. I need that.
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Yeah, that's what we were here. Originally to buy.
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But now, it seems as though the opportunity of getting an
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apartment is now landed in our lap.
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You have to say what the discount was this gum.
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I say first month atid for blood, So just first month, 8080
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what what what is it after that? My mom.
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Oh no less on price. You get a tee off. 80 Eddie's
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off Oscar, you're just not that watch.
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What is the price though? All together, two bedroom is
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680. I give 600 first month.
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Okay? Only first month.
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It's stained into the carpet. first 2 months, the best, I do,
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unless you want to do some kind of skill check I would like to
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do this. Girl, check will try things.
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I stay in Oxen for this pivot, more fun.
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Can I use persuasion to say that with us, we can clean the
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carpet, which will be cheaper for him because he'd have to
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replace the carpet all together. Make argument enrolled us.
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Your argument win, make arguments.
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So here's the thing, we can go ahead and clean this up and we
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can get rid of the blood. We already know what all that
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you like, this is going to be staying on the ground.
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You however you're going to have to replace this whole carpet
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can't just you know, run it over with a cleaner, doesn't work
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that way. And you know, that how it works
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with those fucking pigs out there that they're just going to
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come in and they're going to get all kinds of paperwork.
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You have to deal with and all that shit, it's not worth it.
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Right. You know, you get rid of the
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bodies. We cleaned up the rest of the
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mess. It's taken care of, nobody knows
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the wiser everything. You know, the tenants taken care
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of your boss is happy because now this rent getting paid,
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okay. 600 for six months by wait.
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Is this your apartment now? Well, this is this is our
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bathroom. Samples.
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This is our apartment you and I stay here.
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No, no, I do not have a roommate especially.
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Well, no, no. I do not have a well, where else
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you going to live into a cardboard box?
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You don't got any money. I do have lots of money.
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To what? To get a better apartment.
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I gotta get better than this. It's $600 for the first.
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It's 600 Eddie's for the first six months.
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There's a giant puddle of blood on the floor.
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You can't block Is there is your handiwork?
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I didn't think I was gonna live here.
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I didn't think I was gonna live here either, but obviously life
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has found a way. And now, know what if it is not
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found to waste my life is dead on the floor, and I don't want
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Olivia, you need to cool your RAM down, brah.
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Okay. And just think of this, this is
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kismat. This is karma.
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That is all fallen into our lap. Think about this right.
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Got the place. It's got stairs.
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So you can walk them up every day.
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Get your work out. Okay.
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It's close by to the bar. You can start your setup and
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start plotting, your revenge for arisaka.
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You don't have great people skills so you're gonna get shit
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on their necks to fucking apartment because obviously,
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they're going to charge you an arm and a fucking leg.
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Wait, did you just say revenge against all the soccer Jack?
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You shouldn't say that out loud? First of all, over again, start
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with fucker. No.
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Okay, I don't like your sari like we hear what civil?
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Not like fun? Yeah, a lot of people hate
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arisaka. Okay, well well we front I like
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what is what is English think? I like cut of jib.
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Yes, yes. Fine.
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Just because I don't really want to deal with it and I don't
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really give a shit where I live. Fine.
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If you want to live with me here and share the rent.
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Then, yes, we can make an arrangement But it's not going
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to. Because if you of neon sign,
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it's very pretty. Oh, wonderful.
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But this not going to be Tech all over the place, okay.
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It's we got to have a clear, divide of the room noatak in the
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living room, okay? You know what, we'll work it
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out, I know you're all technophobic.
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Maybe this will get you to like start like realizing the tech is
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your friend, you know, will get, you will get you a piece Ali,
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you know, you can, you know, meditate and shell on it.
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It for a bit, how's that? I don't like how every time we
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have an argument, you throw a bunch of Asian things at me.
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I have not necessarily a kid to those things that I think it's
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heavily microaggressions and I don't enjoy it.
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I will say that. No shooting please.
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I'm not going to shoot you. Good.
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I'm just Kathy Ireland. I think.
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Racial stereotype very terrible. Yes.
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Oh, so we'll take the alarm. I gathered from composition.
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I stand right here. I hear of it.
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Great. Wonderful, we have to go and
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deliver this green gun for. I forget what reason?
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But let's we will be back will sign papers later.
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You can find one way out the give up' already.
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Okay, thank you. I'm glad you're so efficient
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Department. People die every day.
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He appreciates it. Yes, one assume.
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Landlords must be constantly looking for new tenants in this
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city. Oh yeah.
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They make sense and make software when I came in.
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I wasn't like, oh my God, blood. It's more like, oh no, blood
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again. Do you know my pretty right?
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Well it's good to have a pregnant mattock landlord, so
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why don't you move on? Nice to meet you.
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Yvonne I am sauna my stage now. He shakes your hand.
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He's got a nice firm handshake, but his hand is very calloused.
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All right, so we get out of here and get our apartment Remy.
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You won't help with elevator you note of key yet.
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Make her walk. All right, we can take the
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stairs. He walks out the apartment.
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I'll see you downstairs, heads into the elevator here and open
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it with his key card and it closes and goes down and walk
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down. When you get to the bottom of
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the stairs, even is behind the bars of his desk.
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Once again, he's got a tile ready and two kickers.
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All teak. You want spiritual cost extra?
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They do not grow on trees, they come out of plastic factory.
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That's fine but we get to right off the bat though.
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Yeah to I put two on desk you blind.
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Now you got one camera. Broken in TV head.
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It's no time for that. Being that joke does not play on
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audio version of podcast. Put a sneeze.
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You look like that. Not I have two.
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I'd do the vampire. Where you sneeze into the curve
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of Europe. Wait, what does do you sneeze?
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Yeah. Well, I'm just as my vents get
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clogged and obviously that room was full of just dust because I
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never cleaned in there. So my HVAC system is trying to
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clear out teaches those TV. Mama always say boring things
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about head constant do ask me. About every time we make it, not
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every time. You just abuse me in my head.
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Yes, well, does rather strange. This is a terrible way to start
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a roommate relationship. This is why I think we should
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separate the room and not talk to each other while we live
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there at all. Bye.
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Sounds good. All right we will be backed to
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live here. I suppose good very good.
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I take money now. 300 each All right, red.
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I'll tend it over. I will do it.
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Gives you your key cards and you have a lease as well as if you
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have a thumbprint sign on it. What's in the least he said
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six-month place that's my price changes, wonderful.
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Can we call them if anything breaks?
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Yep. He's the super wonderful.
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All right? Anything else Remy?
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Now, let's just get in Vanna, White and let's go deliver this
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gun. All right, all right.
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You drive through night City and you pass by Clive's, Little
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Weapon and electronic shop with the big advertising sign.
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That's also the front wall and he's sitting in their tank ran
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away. Okay, well, hand them back to
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his gun. Hello, how are you?
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How am I? I am fine.
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What was that? Mine?
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Yes, you told us to get it for you.
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Oh, that's lovely. Did you kill the motherfucker?
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Yeah, the bone. Excellent.
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That's lovely. All right.
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Well since you killed him, I'll give you an extra 700 Eddie's,
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according to that dice. So that's nice, the world.
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Let's 1600, plus 700 And owe you a favor.
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So, if you need a discount, just let me know.
28:17
Twitter's 20 does 2000. 400. Yes I mean the guns worth about
28:24
four times that so thank you very much.
28:26
Oh my goodness, it's a good gun. You didn't shoot it.
28:29
Did you know why? Because it's bad.
28:33
It's not. You want to do that in close
28:36
quarters, bad day, there's something terrible happen.
28:40
Well it's just very powerful. Okay, to know.
28:44
Thank you for Your business in his holster.
28:49
It was actually very fruitful. All right.
28:52
Yeah. Did you head on down to sovel?
28:56
Where the apartment building I sent you two?
28:59
Yes, we have gotten an apartment there.
29:04
Would you sign? Oh, yes.
29:06
Yes. Letting you know you killed him?
29:08
Didn't he did? You take their apartment that
29:09
Savvy but you got a good deal. Yes, Remy.
29:13
Negotiated a deal. I don't really care about money
29:16
and such but I have a lot of it but I suppose I just pay you to.
29:22
Yes, you do. And I have a lot of things like
29:24
doubled my money and my goodness.
29:28
Well, you know, I couldn't get the gun back myself.
29:31
Can't leave the shop. Well, thank you.
29:33
I appreciate it. Remy, did you want some of this
29:39
move? Ward?
29:41
REM, you'll see, Remy has not been paying attention and he's
29:44
just had a screensaver going off on his face the whole time.
29:47
Just his name bouncing off the walls though, huh?
29:51
Nothing, let's go. Okay, if you get paid.
29:55
No, let's go what? Hey we got shafted.
29:59
No, I'm going in there. I'm gonna get paid.
30:01
I'm kidding. We got paid.
30:03
Do you want some? We got how much we can pay 2400.
30:11
I said that's like four months red.
30:13
Do you want 1,200? Throw.
30:17
We could just take the whole thing and pay for months, right
30:18
ahead. But who does that?
30:24
Savvy people know how to do use their money.
30:28
What's that? Why would you okay if I just
30:31
give my okay here is he was tall town.
30:34
You know what not, you know what?
30:35
You know what? You know what, you hold onto it.
30:37
You pay rent for the first four months.
30:39
That's my. That's my hair.
30:41
You make. Why?
30:43
Why is that I'm giving you my half of the rent for the first
30:47
four month. There you go.
30:49
You're ridiculous. Reducing.
30:53
This is the doors. Close on Vanna, White, and you
30:55
drive on down to no latency. You'll learn how to make your
31:00
money work for you. What does that mean?
31:03
What does that mean? It means pay your bills on time.
31:06
It's not in its you don't pay your rent for months in advance.
31:10
Nobody. Does that?
31:11
It's a, it's not insane. I know I'm going to stay there
31:15
for at least four months if not six.
31:17
So that way, I'm going to make sure I get paid on there so I
31:19
don't forget you don't need to pay it.
31:20
That's what you paid every month, but you pay it ahead of
31:23
time, then you know, it's already paid, but things within
31:26
that way, you know, that you're never late, you're spending
31:28
money. You don't need to spend because,
31:29
but it's money. You're going to spend
31:31
eventually. So if you already have it, and
31:33
you don't exactly as a yes, Yes, talking about R and again,
31:56
listen it's clear. Yeah, it's not that fun to no
31:59
latency and you walk in having this argument.
32:02
Listen, oh my God, the rant thing again, gasps listen,
32:07
obviously what you're going to want to do is you're going to
32:09
hold on to your liquid assets and then you're going to want to
32:13
pay only what you need to. And then you're going to invest
32:16
that extra money. So you make more money on the on
32:19
the money that you would have had to pay otherwise.
32:22
So yes. Yes, thank you so know.
32:24
You're absolutely right. Remy.
32:25
I'm sorry. You know I love you.
32:27
I love you man. But sounds right on this one.
32:30
You're going to only want to pay the limited amount of money and
32:32
then take the rest of them going to be.
32:33
You got invest it so that it hopefully gives you some returns
32:38
so that you make money instead of having to spend all that, all
32:41
at once. But if I pay off, but you know
32:44
what? Never mind.
32:45
Never mind. Just give me the goddamn 1283.
32:49
Here it is. 1200, hold on mateys.
32:53
We did a sideways. Well, me and I are.
32:57
Well, well, well then listen. Sit down because me and Iona.
33:02
Will you are? Well, you guys are off doing.
33:05
God knows what I mean. I don't know.
33:07
We're scouting out the place and well, And jib kind of looks over
33:11
at Iona, flashed a little smile and goes I think we've got
33:16
ourselves a plan. Because a, you know you wanted
33:24
to and tell them the plan because they can do it.
33:28
Yeah. You just had a lot of.
33:29
Yeah. Well you expecting like a
33:31
commercial break or something? You just need to be honest.
33:37
I think that's the sort of thing that would have already happened
33:39
in this current amount of time. Yeah.
33:41
Well in that case, it come take a look here.
33:44
The other blueprints, great. So listen, this is gonna be a
33:52
two pronged approach. Me and Remy.
33:55
We're going to be down in the sewers.
33:57
Thanks to Iona. Looks like we've had a nice plan
34:00
of the sewer system and as you can see right about here,
34:05
happens to bisect the underground basement, vault
34:10
perfectly. Now, step one is going to have
34:13
to somehow acquire a laser tunneling system.
34:18
Hmm. Remy, you can build that is
34:22
rummy. We're actually going to need you
34:23
to build several things before tonight.
34:27
Yeah, put that on the list. That's number one, laser
34:29
tunneling system is likely event.
34:31
Now, can you write this down, laser tunneling device?
34:35
That's right. He's a tunneling device.
34:38
Then we're also going to need some sort of system to propose
34:44
The Vault itself, so we can have some so we can dislodge that
34:50
tunnel. I'm explaining this real bad.
34:54
Iona, what am I trying to say? It is very strange because when
34:57
we were, when we were talking about it before you might sit
35:00
with say, it made a lot of sense.
35:02
So if I might take over for Jeb so we Are going to need some
35:07
sort of way, just a tunnel between here, the sewer wall and
35:11
here the Vault wall. Now, the issue is that is that I
35:16
know we're probably going to need some sort of Sonic device
35:18
to get that that moved without a lot of trouble.
35:22
It's going to be the easiest way to remove that wall without an
35:27
explosion. So I still think we go for the
35:30
explosion. Iona, I don't know what you're
35:32
saying. The the idea though, is that The
35:35
Sonic propulsion system that we would be able to cover that up
35:38
with outside noise. Now, what is going to happen is
35:41
that Sato you are coming with me and then do and we are actually
35:45
going into the market. I do have a ticket to get us
35:47
down into the basement. Vault, we are going to confirm
35:52
that. What we need is down there and I
35:54
will have to bid now, I'm not hoping to win the bid.
35:58
Now if I do win the bid then, You know, we don't have to do
36:03
any of this and we will send notification to you but I don't
36:06
expect to win. Hmm, in fact, it's bigger.
36:09
If you don't win that way, we get a pocket, the the extra
36:13
money that we would have used to be it.
36:15
So we confirm, what's in there. I have a recording in my eyes so
36:19
I can confirm with the video. Now, it's very important that
36:23
you get out of The basement bulb before you send that information
36:29
because down there like you're going to be able to send
36:32
nothing. Well, what I'm going to do also
36:35
is leave a risky downstairs. As you can see, I'm already
36:39
wearing him here or on my ankle. So it'll be really easy for him
36:43
to skitter off without anyone noticing, and he will Mark the
36:49
location of the vending machine. He will Mark the location of the
36:54
vending machine, so it is easy for you to pinpoint while
36:57
underground. Now once everyone is out of the
37:03
basement vault and the bidding is over, there is a soiree
37:07
upstairs where the smaller objects are removed and sent off
37:11
to the rightful owners, a little bit of a party if you will.
37:15
And then after everyone is cleared out the larger items are
37:19
taken. So you have about 45 minutes to
37:23
an hour after the signal sent to get through get out.
37:28
Now we are going to need that anti-graft device that you
37:31
acquired in the lab and actually, to, to move it.
37:36
And if you follow this Sewer back, so once you leave the
37:41
Vault, Sano and I will come back, we will grab Vanna White
37:45
and we'll meet you at this Rendezvous Point outside of the
37:48
wall. so to recap, Iona insano are going in, they take the
37:58
elevator down completely within their rights as they got a
38:02
ticket, then while inside the basement vault, Iona will
38:08
release risky to send a beacon to the exact position of the
38:12
vending machine. Then me and retro will be in the
38:18
sewers with the laser tunnel and device.
38:22
We will tunnel. Into the, the beacon Position
38:28
will remove the wall. Take the vending machine onto
38:32
the gravel EV and meet you at the Rendezvous Point here.
38:37
What is the sound, though? What sound are using to distract
38:40
simple? You member Reeve?
38:43
No, not at all. He was a sad guy, you don't
38:46
remember you from me. It was annoying but he's cheap.
38:51
That is a lot of people. I don't know who you're talking
38:54
about. What is the sound?
38:56
Fireworks. Is there a Saint we can make
38:59
inside the building? There was the front of the
39:03
Cadillac. I'm sure it still has its sound
39:05
system inside of it. That could come out.
39:08
Just give me this explosion. That's what water explosion,
39:11
really? Absolutely.
39:12
However, if set off some fireworks, but as a backup, we
39:15
do have the Cadillac inside. Yes, I do.
39:18
This has to be perfectly timed to those there.
39:21
A way we can stay in communication.
39:23
I'm glad you asked here. Take these watches, please.
39:29
As you get a little crunch to it, do we have secrets?
39:32
I have one. I have one in bedded, in my
39:35
wrists these ones are our Casio calculator watches.
39:43
These are randomly back from the 1980s.
39:47
Where did you You get this rare ship, do you know how much money
39:50
you could get for something like this?
39:52
These are prized possessions, you should sell these.
39:57
You could sell these at the midnight market and I will do no
40:00
such thing. These have been passed down in
40:03
my family for Generations. We can we give up?
40:06
I don't think you understand what things are worth but I
40:09
don't think you understand money at all.
40:11
Well I don't know that these Casio watches are Priceless to
40:16
me. I lost mine.
40:18
Can I get another? You what?
40:23
I never got one and she everyone runs over and starts like
40:26
scrambling on the ground. Where did you get me?
40:28
I just gave it to you. Must be around here somewhere.
40:30
Where did you Wars? Last time you saw a roll roll?
40:35
What role has I got it? Perception, perception,
40:43
perception. Yeah, you find it.
40:45
It's underneath the chair. Look, listen, retro, I'm up.
40:52
I'm gonna put this on your arm. I'm gonna put this right here.
40:55
All right, okay. Not too tight.
40:57
There it's nice and buckled. Do not.
41:00
I repeat do not lose this buddy. Well, I'll be extremely
41:04
disappointed in you. Alright, now that we're on
41:08
watches are great, but can we communicate through this things?
41:12
Can we talk to each other? I know they just tell the time.
41:17
There's not a lot of communication that needs to
41:20
happen that can't be done through risky or through our
41:24
tile. Now the tile cannot be used in
41:27
the basement. We won't even get a signal down
41:29
there. We need to figure out a way to
41:32
time tunneling into the basement, with the fireworks, or
41:38
the sound system that we're activating.
41:40
Well, okay, here's the thing. If we're to our assume that the
41:45
tunnel system is still built on the old system that the city was
41:50
continuously made on. It means that it is not just
41:53
going to be completely. All, you know, sent those steel
41:58
is probably just going to be mostly of Rick and iron.
42:02
And using a thermite laser rig in which is what I'm hearing,
42:06
you're wanting me to do, that's gonna be, at least a good 30
42:11
minute, 40 cut for that and then you're wanting to use a Sonic
42:17
compression system. To go ahead and say pulverize
42:20
this, so that we were not having to take all the time of moving.
42:23
All of this heavy material out so that way we can just get it
42:26
to drop at the last second. So then we can just make a quick
42:29
getaway that's going to be an additional.
42:31
Additional 20 minutes. So if we know exactly what time
42:34
you're going to be in there and what time that they should be
42:36
leaving at we could time that accordingly to it, that's really
42:40
dangerous. Because what happens if we can't
42:42
set off the time distraction at the exact moment you're supposed
42:46
to drill into the Vault. I suppose that makes it fun.
42:50
I suppose the magic is in the timing so no matter what at the
42:55
exact time you're about, to do them to the Vault, we have to
42:58
make a sound. Well I think that's the key.
43:01
The Sonic compressions we need to their my laser that's quiet
43:04
as hell. That'll be okay.
43:05
But the Sonic impression. Yes.
43:07
So you give us the exact time that that will happen and then
43:12
we will make sure that a sound goes off at that exact time
43:17
whether it's fireworks or a sound inside or something, we'll
43:21
make it like this. How long are you going to be
43:23
down there in the vault? The auction downstairs will take
43:27
no more than 20 minutes. So Ten minutes after that that
43:33
is when the Sonic Impressions will go off.
43:35
That'll be midnight 30. So you let me know when you
43:39
start down there. I start their my laser rig I
43:42
cannot do that. We can't you can't you guess the
43:46
message that you're heading down there the the time week
43:50
sometime, we get in the elevator is midnight.
43:54
Okay, so there we go. Don't we?
43:55
Just wait until you're out of there when once you are
43:58
complete, once you and everybody else gets out of the basement,
44:03
vault you let us know, easy peasy, that's what we start this
44:07
12:30 that is just what I told you.
44:09
Yeah, we don't got a, we don't got time it.
44:11
We just all we got to do is wait for you to be done and let us
44:14
know it's time. And if I wasn't asking you to
44:17
time it, I was telling you exactly the time that you need
44:19
to do it, but we don't need an exact time.
44:22
I will need to do is just wait for you.
44:24
To leave. We still need to do it
44:25
relatively quickly before they start moving it.
44:28
And it's 12:30 is sufficient for our plan.
44:30
There you go. 12:30, there's no need to fight it jab.
44:34
Just take 12:30 and go. We also do a lot of all, I don't
44:39
know. We can communicate with you.
44:41
I don't know if I Kyle's would reach you.
44:42
That's what I'm saying. Now, that mouth.
44:45
But true. All right, everyone we got to do
44:47
it at a specific Casio. Watch 12:30, everyone got it.
44:51
I don't know how to use this. So yeah, so you Dudes.
44:54
You scale use the and polishing that night.
44:57
Remy. You need to make some shit.
45:00
Yes I know I got to make a bunch of shit.
45:02
Okay, so let's do we synchronize our watches now or do we do it
45:05
later? Your's always cigarettes while
45:06
we're at right now. Okay, and then we're going to
45:08
get to work. Here we go.
45:09
Ready in 321? Sorry I'm off like two seconds.
45:17
All right, once more and once more ready to him.
45:19
All right on my mark three, two, one.
45:26
There buddy. Good.
45:28
I heard the beeps. Something sounded good.
45:30
Sorry. I actually miss pressed mine.
45:33
I just hear two beeps from Sonic.
45:35
Can we do one more test? I started someone else
45:38
countdown. Okay.
45:40
On three. One, two, three.
45:58
Next up on Nolan's, Ram. Put AI.
46:08
What's going on? That's more than one.
46:11
Hey guys are illegal to make a tracking device?
46:13
No. I was making the laser nobody
46:15
told me anything about tracking device.
46:17
You don't have much time. All I have to do is be your
46:21
bodyguard. Yes, that's what I'll do.
46:25
So this guitar is supposedly cursed.
46:27
It is been here for quite a while.
46:30
What do you see girl? For movement in the water.
46:34
You understand Remy's still just looking at his tile wait looking
46:38
for the beacon waiting for it to activate.
46:40
So brother and I shoot That is a terrible idea.
46:51
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