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We're Back and It's Cyber Monday! - 11.27.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all ball
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  Speaker 1: looking back to back dog giving them moo, just like
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  Speaker 1: the milking buck bus things. And it's tough, y'all to
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  Speaker 1: be true good. It was the hot listening to me
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  Speaker 1: to each other for stoo to handle hobby. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you join? Yeah, webby joining me? Honey said, don you
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  Speaker 1: go turn? Yeah, you're going to hell. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: you to turn turn you love it got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn water wan go comy, Come on your thing?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shall will a good morning everybody. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on, dig me now what
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harley got a radio show today. It's
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  Speaker 1: real simple for everybody that's trying to become successful on
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  Speaker 1: any level in any arena in the genre. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what it is. If you're trying to be successful,
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  Speaker 1: this message is for you. Let me help you understand
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  Speaker 1: something real clear. You ain't gonna make it the way
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  Speaker 1: you want to, and you're not going to make it
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  Speaker 1: to the heights that's fully out there and available for
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  Speaker 1: you without God. And I'm just killing keep it real,
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  Speaker 1: simpling clean for you today. You're not going to make
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  Speaker 1: it the way you want to, and you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to get to the heights that's available to you without God.
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  Speaker 1: You have to get this through your head. Now, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. You can try it if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: because I did. I'm here to tell you I am
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  Speaker 1: talking purely from experience. Here. You can try it without God,
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  Speaker 1: and you can see how far you can get. Now
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  Speaker 1: when you have some measures of success, of course you will.
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  Speaker 1: Will it feel like days like you might make it?
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  Speaker 1: Of course you will, without a doubt. But let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question, though, What you're gonna do about
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  Speaker 1: them days when you feel like you ain't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do about them, days when you feel
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  Speaker 1: like giving up. When you're gonna do about them, days
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  Speaker 1: where it feels like there are no answers to your questions.
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do about them days? What you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do about them days when everybody laughing at you, turn
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  Speaker 1: against you. What you're gonna do about them, days when
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  Speaker 1: you just don't see no way through it? What you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do about them days? See? I got there, I
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  Speaker 1: got the sunshine, you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends.
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  Speaker 1: When it's Sunday outside. You want some friends hit the lotto,
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  Speaker 1: You want to get rid of them, friends, go ask
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  Speaker 1: for some help. Man, I'm talking, my man. They scattered
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  Speaker 1: like roaches when lights come on. I'm trying to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: so now here, here we go again, and you can
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  Speaker 1: do this without God now because I've done it, and
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  Speaker 1: you can have yourself some measure success. Let me even
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  Speaker 1: hip you to a little bit closer though, Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you why you are doing it without God and
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  Speaker 1: having some measure of success. Can I tell you why?
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  Speaker 1: Because of God's grace and mercy to us, Because of
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  Speaker 1: His grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite
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  Speaker 1: of ourselves, for the real mission that He really got
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  Speaker 1: for us. See, that's the truth of the matter now,
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  Speaker 1: now what we're talking about nasty See. So yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it without God, and you can have
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  Speaker 1: some measure success without God. And yeah you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: yeah you got your little degree and everything. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: completed the program, got all that, YadA, YadA YadA. But
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  Speaker 1: don't you know something. It's because of God's grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy that he helps us anyway when even when we
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  Speaker 1: ain't asking for help, when he bails us out anyway
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  Speaker 1: when we don't even ask him to be bailed out.
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  Speaker 1: You know why, because He loves us that much that
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  Speaker 1: he would allow was to exist until we get our
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  Speaker 1: mind together where he could take us where really trying
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  Speaker 1: to take us. But now let me tell you something though.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get this real straight and clear today. You can
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  Speaker 1: do this without God if you want to. But I
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  Speaker 1: am telling you to get to where you really want
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  Speaker 1: to be and to be all that God has for you.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have. God is no ifs ands but
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  Speaker 1: about it. And let me tell you this here. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really care what nobody then told you. Are you
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  Speaker 1: listening to me? I don't care what they say. Don't
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  Speaker 1: get this thing twisted. They got these people out here
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  Speaker 1: talking about their luminatis and all listen, man, don't listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Don't get caught in this mess. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: caught in no foolishness. You were created by God. God
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  Speaker 1: created you and your soul. We were all created in
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  Speaker 1: His image, all of us. Don't get to talk about you,
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  Speaker 1: Finn to cut a deal with it with the devil
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  Speaker 1: and all you ain't got no deal with no body man.
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  Speaker 1: The devil don't do deals. He one sided. I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: you to hell. You're going to hell, You're burning hell.
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  Speaker 1: That's his deal. I want your soul. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to lose hope. I want you to take your life.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to take some other people's lives. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to feel hopeless. I want you to realize
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  Speaker 1: that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal. His
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  Speaker 1: whole deal is negative. Oh, he can talk you into
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  Speaker 1: dealing drugs if you want to. But let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something about this. I watched these shows all the time,
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  Speaker 1: drug ink and all this here, cocaine mafia. Everybody on
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  Speaker 1: now go to jail and get killed. Our prisons is
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  Speaker 1: filled the day with our young boys because they thought
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  Speaker 1: they could outslick the system. They thought they had a way.
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  Speaker 1: They thought they said them been here and they failed.
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  Speaker 1: For the old cliche, man, I gotta do what I
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  Speaker 1: gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well, the only
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  Speaker 1: reason you gotta do what you gotta do is because,
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  Speaker 1: like I said all the time, you didn't do what
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  Speaker 1: you were supposed to do. Had you just done some
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  Speaker 1: of the things you were supposed to do, had you
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  Speaker 1: just stayed in that school when it didn't look right. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you had just formed a relationship with God and
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  Speaker 1: gotten rid of that, I ain't gonna make it that
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  Speaker 1: I'm hopelessness feeling, you wouldn't have found yourself doing something
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  Speaker 1: so far out the box got you out here being
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  Speaker 1: in the spirit that don't even belong to you. God
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  Speaker 1: ain't created you to be no dope dealer, or no
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  Speaker 1: such a thing, or nothing even close to that. See,
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  Speaker 1: let's get your mind right and understand what's going on here.
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  Speaker 1: You know That's what I need everybody. I need everybody
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  Speaker 1: to get me clearly about this. This is not going
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  Speaker 1: to happen without a relationship with God. It will not
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  Speaker 1: happen for you in any shape, form or fashion. Now,
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  Speaker 1: one more time, for those of you that think you're
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  Speaker 1: making it without Him, I want you to understand something clearly.
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  Speaker 1: It is but because of His grace and mercy that
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  Speaker 1: we exist. And God has just taken care of you,
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  Speaker 1: looking out for you, got some angels encamped around you
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  Speaker 1: until you get your mind right so he can get
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  Speaker 1: you where you're going. But now I want you to
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  Speaker 1: understand something. There as a cause and a consequence and
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  Speaker 1: a penalty for everything we do. This outside the will
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  Speaker 1: of God. That's for all of us. All of us
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  Speaker 1: have consequences, penalties, and everything that we got to deal
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  Speaker 1: with outside of the will of God. Understand that, clearly,
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  Speaker 1: don't get this thing twisted sideways. You understand me. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I heard a young man tell me one day. He said, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, I just don't see how God looking
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  Speaker 1: out for me, if he would allow all these things
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  Speaker 1: to happen to me. I'm having such a hard time
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I really don't see how there's a
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  Speaker 1: God looking out for me. I live the young man,
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  Speaker 1: I said, the man, it's just something. Man, you're still breathing.
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  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, I'm standing here talking to you. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you're still free. He said what you mean? I said,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't locked up, are you? So? No, I'm standing
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  Speaker 1: here talking to you. I said, where you get them
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  Speaker 1: clothes from? I bought him? I said, when you bought
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  Speaker 1: him with what? I bought him with? Money? I sai,
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  Speaker 1: where you get the money from? You suck? Got a job,
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  Speaker 1: Mr h I got a job. I said, well, well
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  Speaker 1: where you live though? He's our our apartment. I said,
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  Speaker 1: where your department, Mr Harve, I'm working. I got an apartment,
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  Speaker 1: I got a job. I was, okay, okay, so now
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  Speaker 1: this this God ain't looking out for you? Thinkin finished
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  Speaker 1: telling me what you're telling me. We'll see. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: having it real hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you are you hungry? You have you had lunch yet?
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  Speaker 1: He said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, already had lunch yet.
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  Speaker 1: I said, okay, okay, so gone finish telling me about
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  Speaker 1: this how God ain't looking out for you? He said, oh.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, man, every every time I try to
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  Speaker 1: do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
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  Speaker 1: I said, but let let me match something, man, I said,
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  Speaker 1: every time I go wrong for y'all say, somehow you
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  Speaker 1: survive it. He said, yeah, yeah, I survive it some
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  Speaker 1: kind of way. But it's still be all messed up
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  Speaker 1: for me. I said, but but you still got through
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  Speaker 1: it though, he said yeah. I said, okay, Man, gonna
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  Speaker 1: finish telling me how God ain't looking out for you?
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  Speaker 1: And he stopped. He said, him is Harvey? He said,
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  Speaker 1: how come every time I tell you something that's going wrong,
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  Speaker 1: you keep telling me God looking out for me? I said,
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  Speaker 1: because you're still here, man, I said, See, you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand it. I say, you seem to think that you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to just supposed to skate through life. That's all
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  Speaker 1: supposed to go how you want it, any kind of way.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Man, Jesus, the test of your faith, I said,
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  Speaker 1: God looking out for you the whole time. I said,
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  Speaker 1: every time you tell me something going wrong, are you
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  Speaker 1: seem to turn around and tell me how you survived?
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  Speaker 1: And you keep telling me what ain't going right? But
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  Speaker 1: you keep telling me all these things you have. I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: so what you gotta do is you gotta stop looking
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  Speaker 1: at what you ain't got, column and start focusing on
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  Speaker 1: what you do have. Column. But if you ain't happy
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  Speaker 1: with nothing he hadn't done for you, you you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: keep piling stuff on. I said, you fail in the test,
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  Speaker 1: young man. The test is are you grateful for where
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  Speaker 1: you are right now? So I could give you more
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  Speaker 1: so we can move forward? He said, am I never
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  Speaker 1: even looked at like that. I said, well, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you take your blessed cell phone somewhere and sit down?
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: He said, I think I'm going over here and let
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  Speaker 1: you finish talking. I said, thank you. So sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: just gotta look at what you do got, folks, that's
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  Speaker 1: all it is. Okay, you can't make it without God,
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  Speaker 1: y'all you got me today. All right, let's be clear,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. You're listening to Morning Show. Welcome to the ride,
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  Speaker 1: the Ultimate ride, the ultimate ride. What you just did
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  Speaker 1: the ultimate ride? What happened? What happened? You just did something?
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  Speaker 1: The ultimate Yeah, I don't touch that, the ultimate Rad
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  Speaker 1: Harvid Morning Show is not hold it down by myself.
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  Speaker 1: I have wonderful people ride this morning. You have to
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  Speaker 1: see who we are dedicating. It showed right there when
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  Speaker 1: you dedicate the show. This is to all of the
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  Speaker 1: people who put a little bit of that dressing on
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  Speaker 1: that plate, that that dressing that you just did not want,
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  Speaker 1: but you went on and just put it on there
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  Speaker 1: just to make them feel good. This goes out to
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  Speaker 1: all of y'all that fruit that fruitcake cocktail plate, that
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  Speaker 1: thing right there just with their Martin is in at
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  Speaker 1: that right there, the old that got that. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: top of the morn Yeah what now now they can ride?
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. What's everybody? Top of the morning people, morning,
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  Speaker 1: good morning is when the turkey gets good. We are
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  Speaker 1: officially in the Christmas season. Now, yeah, everything and everybody
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  Speaker 1: says the same thing every year. I'm not it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: feel like Christmas, Halloween, Christmas. I feel like though I
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  Speaker 1: always feel it. I like, I love love it's my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: It was so much fun. Time I was in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: It was great. I was with my grandkids. We had
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  Speaker 1: a ball man. We had the best time ever. Did
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  Speaker 1: you see your favorite? The favorite didn't make it this time,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, I kind of hung with the rest
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  Speaker 1: of them. They were okay, but I didn't miss the favorite.
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  Speaker 1: They know where they stand. Mean, it's no secret, don't
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't that make them feel badly or hurt the feeling?
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is. That's what I tell him.
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is. Have they ever asked you?
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  Speaker 1: Why am I not the favorite? Always asked me that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, here we go again, break this down. It's
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  Speaker 1: not you. I remember one time I asked my mom
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  Speaker 1: why was my brother the favorite? O? What? Yeah? And um,
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, why is he? She said? Look? I
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  Speaker 1: thought she was kind of really deep and you know,
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  Speaker 1: make me feel bad. She said, my parents had favorites.
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  Speaker 1: Was it though? I don't think I was with my
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  Speaker 1: sister was the favorite? She was really my sister was
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  Speaker 1: the smartest. The smartest is always the favorite. Smartest, Well
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  Speaker 1: in your case, maybe not for sure. I had my
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  Speaker 1: sisters speak. Yeah, you can't when you were kids. She
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  Speaker 1: spoke kids when you were kids. Feeling with your personality.
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  Speaker 1: You can walk in and beading Japanese newspapers. She just
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  Speaker 1: did a cod But you had a good Thanksgiving, nephew
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  Speaker 1: had a good when I flew home for one day
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  Speaker 1: to hang out with the family and flew right back.
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  Speaker 1: You're working, speaking of working, my uncle bus working last Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk about it when we come back. We'll have
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  Speaker 1: more when we come back at thirty two after the hour. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny. Okay, Jay and Tommy
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  Speaker 1: have come up with a list of things, twenty things
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  Speaker 1: that that you can make with your leftover Thanksgiving because
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  Speaker 1: this is when it gets good. Oh yeah, the season.
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  Speaker 1: And since it's said in right and tell me they're
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  Speaker 1: a great cook. It's open to the refrigerator. You got
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  Speaker 1: all that going in there. In there you turkey smells
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  Speaker 1: and bacon, soda, all that's going in your turkey early Chay, Alright,
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  Speaker 1: twenty things you can make it out of left over
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving turkey twenty at least? Go alright, you're ready, all right?
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  Speaker 1: How about this time? Are you ready? On? All right?
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  Speaker 1: How about turkey sandwiches? Is that great? Every Yeah? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody roll that thing over to the dessert word turkey yellow?
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  Speaker 1: You can really make turkey yellow. A little turkey in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know how they had that fruit in a yellow something.
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  Speaker 1: A little drop drop the turkey in there. That's gonna
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  Speaker 1: ate that that those good with your turkey salad? What? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: When the kids getting up and wearing you because it's
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  Speaker 1: the holiday and ain't gonna go to school. Yeah, turkeis cirri.
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  Speaker 1: I like turkeys t put t. Put that milk in there.
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  Speaker 1: Cut that turkey up there with you're eating without the milk,
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  Speaker 1: then it gives it the crunch. Give your little yeah
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  Speaker 1: turkey squeeze, Now, everybody with turk squeezes. That's when you
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  Speaker 1: take your turkey slice about four or five pis you
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  Speaker 1: squeeze it in your hand. Can you eat it all day?
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  Speaker 1: Let's take your squeeze like that's doing that? Stay up, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to you don't have to wait till
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday night at Jay's clip. Get turkey taco the night Man.
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  Speaker 1: That actually sounds pretty good. Now get tacos pie. Okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Yeah, Carla, you're an American one. I
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  Speaker 1: like my pies. Sweet. The only reason I didn't like
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  Speaker 1: turkey pop pies or chicken Popeyes is because it's turn
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  Speaker 1: too long to cook. It took like hours for them
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  Speaker 1: because that crust had to be just right on that
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  Speaker 1: turkey pop pie turkey cheese deal. Oh yeah, I like to.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, you take your turkey squeeze and I gotta
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  Speaker 1: do it. I gotta do We don't done now you
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  Speaker 1: finishing that? Are you done? Nehew? No, No, I got
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  Speaker 1: to go on that ready. I was leaving. Get some
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  Speaker 1: of that out there for you know we we've been,
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  Speaker 1: we've been head to Christmas. You know I have Christmas
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  Speaker 1: New Year. We're gonna have some chidless. Now if you
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  Speaker 1: get that turkey and freeze, you can drop that turkey
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  Speaker 1: and them chilling. They have turkey chilling. They're gonna cut that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling this is gonna be good. You never had it,
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  Speaker 1: you Cola Now one of the two favorite things that
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  Speaker 1: they live. They like turkey. They like turkey, right, and
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  Speaker 1: sweet potato pie. Take you some jumps of turkey. Put
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  Speaker 1: that on top of your sleep potato pie. Heat that
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  Speaker 1: up so the turkey sinks down in there. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: that's good eating sweep potato turkey. Alamo, I screamed, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you are really making me sick. Now here's what we
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  Speaker 1: can do, Joe. We still got these kids, and they
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  Speaker 1: want something sweet turkey nine like turkey nine. Like the
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  Speaker 1: kids gonna love turn. They're getting their pros. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta do one down sugar, really really really good. What's
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  Speaker 1: the one thing that just sits on the table. We
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  Speaker 1: get it, but nobody bury something eats it. It's the
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  Speaker 1: cranberry sauce. Al Right, you hollow that out. So it's
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  Speaker 1: about maybe stuff that with turkey. Yeah, so every time
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  Speaker 1: you slice it, you get tranberry sauce. Boy, I like
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  Speaker 1: that because I love cranberry sauce. Okay, okay, I like
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  Speaker 1: that name. Carla Cranberry Row, cranber Row. You remember how
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  Speaker 1: we used to put a pickle with a peppermin in
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  Speaker 1: uh huh. Put that turkey down in there with the
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  Speaker 1: peppermin will stick that down in there. You got pickle turkey.
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  Speaker 1: It makes you meet twining, right whatever, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the twin hits your cheeks. You had have to
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: say is, don't you guys ever talk about my cooking? Okay,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: you got to try. Someone got another one? Come on, Roman,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: you're like Roman, Roman, Roman, Ram. Got some chumps of
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: turkey up in that ramanue. Oh that's mighty good eating right, Okay,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: now I could go mad. Didn't eat mad like chicken
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: noodle soup turkey. Let me tell yeah, I like noodles.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: This might take a minute because you got a later.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Saturate Okay, saturate. Get you one of them jaws. It's
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: got all them pig feet. Yes, drop that turkey down
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: in there, picked turkey, pig feet. Shake that up. Let
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: it sit for about an hour. You talking about yummy, yum,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: yummy pocked turkey pig. I hate you. I tell you what.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I got another one, come on, so you know about
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: maybe twenty minutes. Devil eggs. They're not good anymore. On
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: the egg part is good, but the scool part it's
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: kind of scoop that out. Throw that away. Get you
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: some chunks of turkey. Put that up real fine. Some
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: mayonnaise up in there. Maonnaise people in the South Nord,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about some Duke's maonnaise. Mix that up and
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: that on top of the eggs. Man, you got it's
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: my last one. Get that spam, kid, they won't with
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: the key on it. Roll that back. Get that spam
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: out of there. Cut that spam up real good, Cut
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: that turkey up with it. Get you an egg scramble
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: it in there, and you've got a turkey spam omelet
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: denver Ain't got what? What? Ain't that? All right? We
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: gotta go take a pound cake? How about that? All right? Listen,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: it's Monday, you guys know that. Um, we gotta get
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: out of here. Turkey horror stories when we come about.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Miss and will be here
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: to update us on today's national news and headlines. Don't
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: forget we have a brand new Miss Universe. Steve Harvey
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: hosted that show last night. No Jack, we would have
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: talked about that way earlier than now. Up. Yeah, the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Soul Train Awards were last hosted by the incomparable Erica.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: But yes, she did always. Uh. They had a tribute
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: to Tony Braxton. We'll talk about all of that, but
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: right now it is Monday, the Monday after Thanksgiving. We
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: got a lot to talk about it. I know everybody's
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving didn't go as smoothly as planned. So we have
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: some good and bad Thanksgiving stories, some horror stories. Huh,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: what I hung out with my brand kids. Okay, that's
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: not horrifying. It is Morgan Corey and my hockey. So
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: we went bowling. You have to be the funnest granddad,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: and so not to make these kids feel bad, I
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: threw several gutter balls just I just just just to
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: make them feel better, just to make them feel good.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I just do it right in the gutter, just boom,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: because you can't. You're saying you threw gutter balls intentionally. Intentionally.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: What he's saying, car at all, that's what he's saying.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Read between the lanes. When I played with and I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: had a reil up, I got the bump up. I'm
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: hitting something so bad. What time I threw the ball
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and was so in the air soul, said Grandpa that
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Paul had some It was a long time. We had
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the best time. But I could not beat them like
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: they wanted to beat than. Well, we went. We went
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: to Vegas. We drove with some other friends of ours,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: good friends of ours. We get there, you know we
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: had already planned this out. We get there, they get
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: into the biggest fight ever ever ever. We get a call.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: We have shows planned, dinner planned, all that. I get
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: a call. We're not going. We're flying home tonight. They
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: got to be biggest plan ever Thanks Thanksgiving. They told
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: us they were not going. They were flying home only
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: reason like the fight about that? Yeah? What was the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: fight about Black Friday shopping? What they overdid it? One
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: spent too much? Oh in Vegas lost her mind, She
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: lost the entire Repris was happy when they went on
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of carry Yeah, but but but happy ending though,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: we managed to talk about it and say, remember, guys,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you guys are in luck. We can't out here to
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: have fun friends. Oh my god, you can't pitch side,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: you know, freaking awkward color it is. Yeah, but they
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: made up and it's all good. Yeah, I remember that time.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Vegas will laugh about this. We'll laugh. That might start
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the argument. You gotta be careful. It was the horror.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It sent three full time. Oh yes, Thanksgiving was good.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I cooked, Yeah, I cooked. I was exhausted, but I
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: cooked everything, dressing, the all the sides, greens, sweet potatoes,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: all of that. So some goodie. We watched Detroit. We're
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: watching football game. You know, I gotta watch my nephew,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you play for the Lions. I was rooting for him. Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: coming back, they were coming back, but they lost the game.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: And then we went hung out with some cousins and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: played cards the usual. Yeah. And then but sadly, we
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: did have to go out of town. We had to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: go to a funeral. Yeah, my husband had a we
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: lost his aunts. Yeah, so what about you for to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: hear that car? Yeah? Yeah, he had a good Thanksgiving.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Jetted home. I was in Detroit. I jetted home, hung
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: out with the family, and then on the way, you know,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: the very next morning, I got to get back because
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I'm paranoid by flying on the same day as a show.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Right now, I hate that. That's scary because anything can happen. Right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: So I'm on the plane Friday morning and I'm sitting
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: there for clan. I'm comfortable, and my stomach say, well, Lulu,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: really really really one more time, I was like you
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: gotta be kidding. The flight by two twenty by two
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: hours of twenty, I was another hour. God, oh man,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not this kind of person going there because you know,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, I'm just you know, I'm just health.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm this health guy. I'm a German, folks. Like, here's
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: what you don't know about me. If I go to
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, I'm going to the shower immediately afterwards. That's
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: just the kind of guy. I'm German, folks. So, by god,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: so then go he gets going that laborator and going
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: to the laboratory, but he has a trip on then
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: we hit some turbots. Tommy, anymore. The plane dropped. I dropped.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I got both hands on books. I'm trying to hold on.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Ain't no seatbelting nothing. When you hear that lady say
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: everyone please take your seat, experience a few turt I'm
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: not going on the door. I'm in here. Break the microphone.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is my best Yeah yeah, that's
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: my biggest. Let me. Can I tell you the best
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: one you can you cannot the best one you can
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: have on the plane's wait, you gotta do this. Wait
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: until lady elderly, it's got to be elderly. Wait comes out,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you go in and you come right back down. Oh
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: my god, what good? Oh? I couldn't take it. What
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: did you do? What you why did you? Et? Terrible Tommy?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I feel free time, I really do. Surely. When I
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: get off the plane, yeah, you know, the first thing
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: on my mind is I have got to get to
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: my hotel. The first person I see is Tory Tories
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: getting on the plane. My best friend call his best friend.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: She going back to Houston, and she and she just
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: talking and talking like holding me up. What's wait, the guys.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: That explains it because she said I saw getting on
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the plane I was getting off. Act like he didn't.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Note of funny right now, Well, when you get the
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: third one, that's it. You got to get somewhere like
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that happens on the plane. I ate very little when
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I have to fly and drink very little. Yeah, alright, alright.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we have
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the Miss Universe highlights and more highlights from the Soul
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Train Award. All that. Miss Ann will be here with
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: our National News. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: All right, Miss Anna's coming up with our national news.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Before we get to that, you guys know that Steve
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: has the day off today, but last night, last night,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: it was big night for him. As you guys know,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: he hosted the Miss Universe pageant from Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: and he did Miss up. Yeah, that's what the headlines,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: That's what the headlines are saying. Uh. The Beauty Queen
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: crowned Miss Universe as host Steve Harvey redeems himself for
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: naming the wrong winner two years ago. Hey let it go, okay,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Miss Columbia was in the top three. You kind of
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: skied me. Yeah, Miss South Africa is the new Miss Universe.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Twenty two year old Dimmi Lee Nell Peters was awarded
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the crown at last night's pageant in Vegas, beating out
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: ninety one other women from around the world. Miss Columbia
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and Mr Maka Tommy were named first and second runner ups.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Boy that Mr makeup Man oh man, she was so
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Take a listen to Steve Crown's Miss Universe. The new
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Miss Universe is so Africa. How many and look and
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: look and yet it makes your face. Mr Jamaica though,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: come on, damn on that smell. I wanted to win
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I want to right, Mr Jamaican. Steve Anson said he
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: was thankful to the Oscars this Thanksgiving. Here's why I
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: take a listen. I'll tell you what I'm grateful falling
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: this Thanksgiving weekend. I'm grateful for the Oscars because they
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: let me off the hook. So you can sit here
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and act like you didn't see what Warren Brady and
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Fate Dunaway did, but it got me off the hook.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: So let me explain something to you. Moonlight don't sound
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: nothing like La La Land nothing. It wasn't but two
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: movies to pick for him, and they got it wrong.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: My mistake at least involved any other countries, testified Steve. Yeah, megawork,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Mega work, all right. So the Soul Train Awards were
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: also last night by Rikava Do Yeah. She pulled three
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: pete as hope she compared herself. She declared herself, I
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: should say, as the Lebron James of the Soul Train Awards,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I love that instead of her usual elaborate musical number,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: which I did miss. She did take a knee in
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: solidarity with Colin Kaepernick, saying we appreciate you giving up
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: your life, your dream because you believe in us um, yeah,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: so we'll have more highlights from the soul training work
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: all morning long. Yeah. Yes, the tank take your shirt
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, he always takes a shirt off because
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I love that jam when we gym take games. Aw,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: what did jameson her? To gym haters? He looks good,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: you haters. You know, people are yelling playing on put
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: it off? Really guys, blimp take to blimp. But yeah,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: he got up, He got up from the piano. He
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: took his shock it off, then he took his shirt
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: off and saying to the lates, okay, all right, come on,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: come on Tom, and here she is with BASSI lose
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the one and only miss, saying trip sexual misconduct allegations,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: which he denies. The eight year old representative admits to
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: settling with a woman who claims she was fired for
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: refusing his advances. However, Kanye's points out that the agreement
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: made no mention of any alleged House Ethics Committee is investigating. However,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Conyus is just the latest politician to come under fire
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: for alleged sexual misconduct on the Republican side. Alabama Senator
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: candidate Roy Moore accused of sexually assaulting underage high school students,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Republican Texas Congressman Joe Barton refusing to step down after
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: nude photos of him surfaced. Meanwhile, Democratic Senator Al frank
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Is accused of groping four women and faces an ethics
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: probe of his own. However, some three dozen women who
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: worked with Franken when he was on Saturday Night Live
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: had put out an open letter saying to quote, in
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: our experience, we know alas a devoted, a dedicated family man,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: a wonderful comedic performer, and an honorable public servant. The
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: letters signed by thirty six female members of Saturday Night
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Lives cast and crew, and the signers include the original
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: cast members Jane Curtain and Lorraine Newman. People all over
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the country outrage over the case in Nashville of the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: African American child sex slave who was sentenced to life
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: in prison for killing a forty three year old man
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: who used her, came out and travel The Centuria Brown
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: had been continually physically, sexually and verbally abused, was often
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: with gun pointed at her as she was dragged, hit
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and choked by her pimp. Sintnia was only sixteen years
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: old when she killed the forty three year old man
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: who picked her up for sex. She's already served close
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to thirteen years behind bars. Her life sentenced me she'll
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: only be eligible for parole after serving fifty one years
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: behind bars. Because Cintoya's case, the lawyers Tennessee has been changed,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't affect her case, so there are several
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: groups trying to free her. Her lawyer, Charles bonetell CNN
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: where the case is now. The case will be heard
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: in the Six Circuit Court of Appeals h sometime in Also,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: we are in the process of asking the Board of
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Pardons in Paroles and the Governor to consider an action
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: would commute her sentence and allow her to serve a
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: much lighter sentence. Further, we'd hope that the legislature of
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Tennessee would take some action that would be of some
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: help to her. We'll see how that turns out. Sad
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: news in the world of sports. Former NBA All Star
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and broadcast with Steve Snapper Jones has died. Snapper Jones
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: was a Portland Trailblazer. He was a three time a
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: b A All Star. He later became a TV analyst
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: for just about every network that carried NBA game Snapper
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Jones was seventy five years old. And now we've had
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Black Friday, we've had Small Business Saturday. Today, the most big,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: biggest online shopping day of the year's Cyber Monday, which
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: for me means Italian shoes, love Italian shooes. E in
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly coming up twenty minutes after the Yeah, let's
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Great job last night
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: in the Miss Universe pageant, Steve. Yeah, gonna well deserved
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: day off today. All right, now listen very carefully. Tommy.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need your attention on this one. Okay. I
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: need you to do something. I need you, as Tommy,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: to introduce Ja so j can introduce the butter Fly. Eugene.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I have to get all of these intros. Everybody else
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: just do they bid? Why you can't just do this? Yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: come on you ladies and gentlemen, Jay Anthony, do you
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: know about because I do I do? Good morning everyone.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: See I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I said Steves here, Shirley Carl,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I'm Tommy and Jay Anthony Brown the person of I
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: have to introduce someone when they're doing something. Good morning.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Um So listen, I'm transitioning, transitioning, really, I'm transitioning. I'm
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: going from Thanksgiving to Christmas. What did you think I
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: was trying? Don't don't be concerned. I would. I'm transitioning.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: We're here for you. What you go, sport. So here's
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm having to change my apartment because
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: it's been all Thanksgiving decorated completely straight from Halloween to
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Christmas Christmas. Now no, no, no, no no. Now. So
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: when I have done, like when people come up to
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: the house, we come as Indians and I'm sorry Native
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Americans and plums. You have to dress up. Yes, that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: why we have Yeah, that's why we have our thanks
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Giving them like I had on the knickerbockers, you know
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: this stuff. You know what I'm saying. That's the way,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: you know, that's the way we do. We get together,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: everybody whole kinds of musket not my friend, but Andre
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: was did you have I have the big baco in
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the white sox. Yeah, we're pegrams and then we have
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: something that the Native Americans stop. My whole out of that,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: my whole fireplaces is decorated like it's plumber Rock Fireplace.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: It's plumber Rock and the Horn of Plenty. Did you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: have that? Excuse me, what are you saying the morning
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: you have that on the table. Yeah, yeah, we have
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: we have look that Google it. So now we're transitioning
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: from getting the house ready for Christmas. Okay, So we're
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of als, a lot of santez
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and you know that's what's That's what I'm going on, deer,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: reindeers and stuff like that. So my little dog, you
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: don't have a Yorkie, it's gonna we're gonna put antlers on.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: The dog's gonna be a little stop Shirley. It's gonna
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: be a little reindeer. It's gonna be really really nice.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: All right, Janthony Brown, thank you? Better flies coming up
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: next to murder another n We'll be back. You're listening
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright. In case you missed it,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: last night, miss Erica bad Do was the host of
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: a Soul Trained Music Awards with performances by Tamar Braxton
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: one Well, Yes she it one twelve did two hunts
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: in a minute for them, Yes, yeah, they did good
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: slam everybody. They were really really good. A Shirtless Tank
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: performed Yes, oh yes, yes, and Kurt Franklin and Kirt
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Franklin we love you. Tank ignored them. Uh. Tony Braxton
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: also received the Don Cornelius Legend Awards. She performed and
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: she was great. Yeah, she was in the tribute to
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: her was really great. S w B, s w V.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Was it with the Lady of Soul Award? They were great.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah and they yeah, they said in their career that
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: was the first time they had ever won anything anything.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I was sh yeah, but congratulations to them. And did
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: you see Kirt Franklin. He was with let us see
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: in a bunch of new and yeah, upcoming performers. They
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: did wake up everybody. Christians a little bits. Christians so
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: small you can win Hi around your neck. But anyway,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: it was a great show hosted again by Erica Badou,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: who did a splendid job. She just was just phenomenal.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I just love her hosting that show. She's so funny.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: She's one of the producers and writers on that show
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: as well. Well, you can put him on your DA
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Well it's time Jay for you to step up to
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the mic and murder another hit and it would be
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: an honor to do one of Kurt Franklin's songs Christian
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: who I affectionately call him. And this is because I've
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: always had this thing with Kurt. He doesn't really sing
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: at all. He's a producer. He's producing, he's directly. He
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: has to stand on the box so they can see him,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and he directs that it's my friend too. Yeah, we
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: all love Kirk. Yeah, but I'm not gonna stop these jokes.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I'm here for hate anyways. I'm going down at the
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Jay's Butt tomorrow night headline a Taco Tuesday. Usually Janty
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Brown will be there, along with the lovely Ms Sherry
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Shepherd Los Los Angeles, California. Go to there, bright and
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: get your tickets. The week after that, George Wallace, yea boy,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Mama jokes will be flying ho allright, we go Franklin song.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: He ain't even singing, y'all check this out. Come on,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: come on, all right, everybody can see. All right, come
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: onybody jam where the ones that you listen to sing
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: the harmonies and versus to do in the hell my
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: name he's trying of and like Cheeta for help cool,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: he's not I can make the least money he does
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: his dances. You're doing around shot, what does he do?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Carry shine? Ain't right to tell me. I'm not sure
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: for watching breaking zing. Shut up, my little man getting
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and studio is gonna be getting in. Don't show other
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: sex at keep it running around, jumping up and down.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Every song that's a chopping, every changing out it out.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: He owes it all, but he can not sin. You
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: don't get ships getting lasting? Break it down? Man, are
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: you a song? No? Ma, come on, I want to
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: play it again. Coming up next, nephew, tell me as
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming coming up
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Get ready for today's strawberry letter. And it is a
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: crazy one. Let me just warn you right now. You
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: don't want to miss that. But right now it is
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got now, sir,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: let's time for like to tea spoons are stupid? Two
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: nice tea spoons are stupid. You've been measuring over the hole.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I rationalized my stupid I balanced it. It's to tea
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: spoons and stupid. Right here is the refrigerator delivery. The
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: refrigerator delivery. A couple of tea spoons are stupid. Hello,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you, Mr. Please, This is Jackson.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I'm the driver, man, I'm actually the delivery guy that's
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: bringing you refrigerator over the day. Okay, what's going on? Okay, listen,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I know we had a wonder that was from eight
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to twelve. This morning's just leving thirty now. So we're
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: running a little bit behind schedule. Man. We have some
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: problems at the yard getting everything loaded up. Man, come on, man,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you're killing me. I can't y'all y'all running behind. Were
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: a little bit behind schedule. Man, we're gonna have we
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: we'll beat up somewhere between twelve and four. Come on, man,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: you do better that now. I understand, sir, I understand that.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Actually it's actually I got on man. I got my
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: food in here and and uh coolers and stuff. Man,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I got it where I mean. So, I mean, what's what?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: What's what's going on? Is you ain't got the refrigerator.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out. No, No, we loaded up.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: You know, we just had some problems. I think one
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: of the forklifts went out, and you know, it kind
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: of pushes back, so that four when that we have
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: from eight to twelve, man just got ruined and now
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: we're pushing things from our twelve to four. So between
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: twelve and four, Man, we would definitely be there. Man.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I spoke to me yesterday. Actually the warehouse supervisor, he's
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: actually out to day. He's not here, so he's not Yeah, Man, yeah,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I work every one. You said, y'all not gonna be
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: he until in between twelve and four. I'm gonna be
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: work here. We want to clock. I understand, Man, I
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: greatly apologize. Man, this rarely happens, and it just so
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: happened this morning and forklift was down and we a
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff to load up. You know, we got
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I got ten refrigerators on this truck, man, and one
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: of them is definitely yours, sir. So I'm definitely gonna
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: be getting into you as soon as I can. So, Man,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I'm pushing it. I'm supposed to be at work, and
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: you know I scheduled everything yes around this because I'm
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: supposed to. You know, I gotta have a refrigerator. I
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: got on my food and stuff in in in the
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: kitchen and whatnot the refrigerator went out? Did the refrigerator
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: went out? Is that what happened? Yeah, it's very so dear.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I mean I haven't had it for quite some times,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: which you know, so it's just amount of time for
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: we'll go out. So I try to even get the newes.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You know. That's why. Well, now I scared you. I'll
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: scared you next week sometime if you want me to.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't. I can't afford that we're gonna
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: pave this food because I got to hear all over
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: the clothes. Let me let me get the huskler man,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: see if I can move as quick as I can.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: But twelve four is the window. Man. Like I said,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I apologize, Mr. But we'll be that man. We're gonna
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna be that what you refrigerated day? Okay? Okay,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: So so when you when you on your way, how
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: about I want you to call me and let me
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: know that you on your way so I know what's
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: going on. We don't know. We don't know him to
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: call when we're on our way. We just come on
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: in and get things set up. What do you mean
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you don't call you just called me just now. Yeah,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: like I said, the problem is on us. Man, I'll
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: give you a call when we're around. Okay, I appreciate this.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Now you said you said between twelven four. Now, yes, sir,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: twe twelve and four. We definitely be there. We got
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: your on the truck man. Okay, I don't want miss man. No, no,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: we got you. We got you. We'll see you in
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: a minute. Man, they care he Mr, this is Jackson Agatt,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: the delivery guy man with refrigerator. Well listen, Mr bout Man,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: we run into a few more problems here. Man, it
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: looks like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator out
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: till tomorrow. Sometimes you you said what we run into
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: a few more problems, Man, it looks like we're probably
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: not gonna get that refrigerator to tomorrow in a few
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: more problems, a few more problems. Like so, we got
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: some problems with some uh some more delivers we got
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: just with all the delivers we got it, just don't
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: see we're gonna make it on your side of town
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to be to get this thing. Take it on my
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: by the town. What is that you say? You decide
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you want to take my money when I paid for,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: when I paid for, But you're gonna tell me you
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: don't and you ain't gonna make it on my side
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: of town. Well, well we you definitely get out there tomorrow. Man,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: we definitely can get out there. The I can't. I
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: can't have them out this way here to morrow. I
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: got chicken and beef and uh and man briscuited all
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: over here in my float and you're going to him.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: You can't make it in here just a mar what
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: is that? Uh? You you ain't got no answers for
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: me on that understand No, No, no, I don't. I
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: don't think you understand. So because I got sitting, I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: got food and ice and city in here and coolers
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: all over the floor of my kitchen, you don't tell
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: me that I did. Just you can't make it in
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: here to the morrow with my with my with my
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: frigat here because because you you you you're yelling on
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: the back ram yesterday the word that was I know
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: you're spoke about. I told him yesterday I had to
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: have my work at one o'clock. I told him that
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I've seen that you gotta refrigerated your own time because
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta grass work. Well, I don't comfort Unimore. Like
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I said, I not working today, he's not, he's not
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: in the day. Well, actually the lady name one that's
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: actually in charge when Larry Lee's But I don't even
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: know if I saw mom. But but you you what
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: do y'all doing over there? We're gonna have it there.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I took out my job, but y'all had a refrigerator.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I'm here at home and now you called me back,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: and all I can tell you is we're gonna be
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: there tomorrow. Okay, I'm not gonna go back and forth.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Don't you know? You know what you refrigerator? Sorry, y'all,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you take the refrigerator, you stick there infigerator. I don't
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: want to. No, I gonna this s food in my
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: neighbor refrigerator, and I'm gonna go give me another from
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: somewhere else because you playing around. I ain't got time
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: for your men, sir. I don't know if I don't
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: know if that's refundable. You know what you mean? You
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: know that you got time. You're gonna take my money
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna tell me that I can't have my
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: money back. You can't get my friger on your time, sir, listen,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: there's one more thing I need to something because okay,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: but I have one more thing I need to tell you. Okay,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: are you listening? This will probably help everything. This is
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby Morning to show you
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your wife. You know what I'm
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: gonna fix up. So when that's what I want to know,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: they show they can put it you. I think that, Yeah,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: that was a record amount of beeps on any prank.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: That's that's what two drops are. Stupid, stupid. Look like
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: that right there. Don't hold back, don't hold back. Well,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you know, you know everything I try to drop, but
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I love him at the end. What you stick that?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: The whole refrigerator, Youngstown, Ohio. Tomorrow Night, Mama's Boy, Grace's
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the stays. The nephew is in the building, Johnny gil
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: in the building. You can measure the applause yourself. The
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: nephew is doing the dog on thing. Mama's Boy Baby,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: get your tickets. They don't sail right now, Youngstown, Ohio.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Y'all on deck, y'all tomorrow night, coming up. Okay, all right, listen,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: coming up, at the top of the hour. It is
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Cyber Monday. Guys. You know what that means, go online,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: big big deals. Plus we're gonna have it. Today's Strawberry
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Letter that is on deck. Okay, we'll talk about Cyber
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Monday and the Strawberry Letter. Strawberry Letter today, the subject
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: brotherly love. Wait till you hear this letter. Yeah, it's
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: not what you think. It's even worse, not even it's crazy.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: They've been playing something to the Eagles. Have that girl
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: or you not love sports? But she has no no
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: idea or care. I don't care. Okay, wait a bit.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: What happened with Crabtree with about the fight? Yeah, the
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Broncos and change change that on the court, not the court,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the field anyway, they usually form the pads and all that.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: And I guess it looks sexy when you scope, you
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. When this Strawberry Letter coming up next,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: subject brotherly love. Lord, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. The Strawberry Letter is up next,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: and it is unbelievable, as they all are, the subject
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: of brotherly love. But first, you know, Steve has the
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: day off. He's not in today because he hosted the
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Miss Universe pageant Planet Hollywood in Vegas last night. Nod
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: he did good and he looked really Oh he looked
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: fantastically good. Yeah what do Yeah. So congratulations to Miss
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: South Africa. She is the brand new Miss Universe. She's
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: twenty two years old. Her name is Demi Lee Nell Peters.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: She was awarded the annual Crown last night. She beat
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: out ninety one other young women from around the world.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Miss Columbia, which Tommy was nervous about because she was
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: She was in the finals, Miss Columbia and then Miss
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Jamaica beautiful. Miss Jamaica was Yeah, they were They were
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: worst face for the winner. It had to Miss Jamaica. Hey, hey, hey, Jamaica,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: she thought, use though she was gorgeous when her big
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: brother she was gorgeous. She was. They were named first
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: and second runners up. Take a listen as Steve Crown's
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Miss Universe for new Miss Universe is so how many
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: times you think Steve check that car was just his
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: eyes went back to her right, Great job, Steve. Huh,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: this was a funny moment though, real quickly did you
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: see Steve's face? You know how when he asked the
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: questions and they had to translator to the side. Yes,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: way looks at those translators when you're translating the question. Yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: it was like you got all of that out of that. Yeah,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: so a great job done by all. Steve of course,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: was phenomenal again. He looked great. Yeah, he'll be back
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: tomorrow because you know, they had a lot of behind
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the scenes stories. Junior was there with them because he's
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: a writer, and yeah, what is he talking about? What
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: is he saying? Who is who is this high bitch guy?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: What do your money anything? They loved being in the
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Philippines last year because Junior was tall all over there. Yeah,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: but they'll be back tomorrow. Yeah in Vegas, they're just normal.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: He's back to being back to But yeah, it was
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: a great job. I love that green velvet that Steve wore.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: That tuxedo. Yeah, very nice, very very nice. He should
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: wear of that to work tomorrow. Was that leprec green?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: It was like a forest kind of a green. I
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: think he will, he probably will. He should wear that
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: to work tomorrow. Give it away to somebody who would
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: win to work. I thought it was green. It wasn't
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: green on my TV it registered green, which one is wrong?
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I'm stay big back baby, I'm big back TV baby. Yeah. Yeah, man,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: they kind you have to get up and change it remote.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: If not only you get television, you get heat. Also
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: they're coming back. Ja you do know that they're coming
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: back and bring those back big back. But yeah, a
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: great time. But Tommy, you said you were nervous tithing
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: about MS Columbia. I was real nervous because I was
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: like this, this country's been looking at you for yeah,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: slid down in the middle of it. Been today you
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: ought to call huddy. Ain't no matter what. I don't care.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I'll make that make that country happy. Let's go. Yeah ready,
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: m hm, hold on tight, We got it for you here.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: It is subject as promised. Brotherly love, Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I've been having an affair with a married man and
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I am deeply in love with him. His brother has
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: been allowing us to visit his apartment or should I
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: say our love nest, to see each other. My man
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: gives gives his brother one dollars and the brother takes
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: off for about an hour or so, leaving us alone
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: in the apartment. This has been going on for about
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: a year and a half. Now, as time goes on,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I become more and more impatient with my man, hoping
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: that he will eventually leave his wife. He has a
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: very stressful job, so I am trying not to put
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: extra pressure on him right now. Meanwhile, his brother says
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: that he cannot have a stable relationship with other women
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: because I am always at his house. I don't want
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: to pet my own back, but I am beautiful. I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: spend more time with a brother than I do with
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: my man because I have to keep him as close
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: as a friend so I can keep tabs on my man.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: The brother and I talk on the phone every day
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: and he usually will tell me what my man and
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: his wife have planned for the week. I honestly think
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: that the brother is also attracted to me, or maybe
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: he's just infatuated. What do you think? Well, first of all,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: this is what I think. He's not your man, so
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: stop calling him that he is not your man. Okay.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: And as you say, you are beautiful, but you're not smart? Okay,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: you are not smart? Okay? Why not being a relationship?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: You know, imagine this if you will, uh, why not
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: be in a relationship with a man who will truly
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: appreciate your beauty and your time. Okay, how about that?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: All right? Uh yeah, how about that? What what's you're
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: headed for now is being the family pass around chick. Okay,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: that's what you're headed for now. Uh. This this man
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: is not going to leave his wife. Okay for what?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: When when you allow him access to you and your
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: so called beauty on a silver platter for a bargain
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: of one dollars per hour? Who wouldn't take that deal?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Who wouldn't take that deal? Okay? Wake up and stay woke? Okay,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: stay woke? Uh where's your self esteem? Uh? Forget him?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: If you cared anything about yourself and how you're being treated,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: you would stop this foolishness with this married man immediately.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew or or j you go first the money.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: That's a good deal. I mean what a hundred dollars
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: for an hour or so? They woke? They woke'll pass
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: up Christmas time? Okay, that's your answer to the letter
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: part of what's the other part? Crazy man? If the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: brother like you, then you ain't gotta go nowhere? Brother
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: brotherly love, that's what my brotherly love? All right? What's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: wrong with it? That's you're ridiculous. Okay, thank you. You
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: know what, this is gonna help us later on, because
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: later on this hour, we're gonna talk to the side pieces.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back and answer this later on. You
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: got something for the side pieces, Right, Yeah, we're gonna
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talking to all Right, we're gonna have part
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: two of Tommy's response at twenty three after the hour
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: when we come back. You guys suck. You're listening to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: with part two of today's crazy st Very letter. Yes,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: another one. The subject of this one is brotherly love.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Before we get to the nephews profound answer. Uh, let's recap,
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  Speaker 1: shall we h? This was written by a young lady
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  Speaker 1: who's having an affair with a married man who she's
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  Speaker 1: deeply in love with. Um. His brother has been allowing them. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: the man who she's having the affair with, his brother
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  Speaker 1: has been allowing them to use his apartment as their
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  Speaker 1: love nest. The brother gives his other brother a hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars and he uh leaves for about an hour or
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  Speaker 1: so that so they can, you know, do what people
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: that are having an affair, do all right? Yeah? Okay,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: this has been going on for about a year and
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: a half now. As time goes on, the woman has
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: become more and more impatient with her man. She wants
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: him to leave his wife, but she says he has
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: a very stressful job, so she tries not to put
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  Speaker 1: any extra pressure on him right now. Meanwhile, his brother,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: the one who's house there in the love nest owner,
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  Speaker 1: says that he can't have normal relationship because she's always
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: over there. And she said, look, making no mistake. She
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  Speaker 1: is beautiful. Okay, she's beautiful, and she spends more time
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: with the brother than she does with her actual man.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: She thinks that the brother is in love with her
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: as as well as the married man. She's singing, got it?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Are you following it? And she wants to know what
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: we think? Is he just infatuated? But what we think
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: about the whole letter? Uh? Jay says, A hundred dollars
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: what a bargain? Yeah? I say, she's beautiful, but of
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: course not smart because she's in a relationship with a
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: married man. Why not in a relationship with a man
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  Speaker 1: who will appreciate your beauty any time? And want to
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  Speaker 1: have to pay you a hundred dollars for anyway. We
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: haven't heard from the nephew. Nephew, you have to say,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I don't get why don't you all see a say
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: when it's in front of you. You don't see this.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: You don't see a buy one, get one free on
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Cyber Monday. It's cyber money. You don't see double your
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: money fast. You don't see that. You got one man
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: that you know, and and then y'all pass through. Now
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: you got the brother. This ain't this ain't nothing but
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: a blue Lights special right here. You ain't a Blue
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Lights specially. It's a new Booty special, but it's a special.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: You got a special. Looking at you in the face,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I thought women saw all special. This is a special
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  Speaker 1: for you. This is a one day only type of SI.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: You know, not the blessing God has sent you. That's racist.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Don't have stuff like this. You have to love next
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: what you think you're supposed to be doing loving. I'm
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: really more upset with the brother that y'all ain't already
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: done it. Really he didn't made by fault. Brother. They
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: ought to be somewhite vacation on this money, the money
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: the brothers put in alone can you get broke out?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: You are to be getting from the other brother what
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: that brother making and my right around what I'm saying,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: make some money off of this. But you're a side
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: piece that don't understand. Side. You're brilliant, you are, You're brilliant, brilliant,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: still brilliant. I'm brilliant. Sure, bro bro brillon, bro bro brillion. Okay,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: look at look what what have mo? Black friend? People
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: just be standing up there waiting for the doors, and
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: they bust in there. Don't she got to that you
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: have to do at the house. Bust up in there?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: You got everything you want? Number one? Number two? What
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: are we talking about? What this shopping has to do
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: with this letter? Shopping? Right after the shopping at the
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Lovenest girl and said it in the song Brother Brother,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: he said, it's too many of us what crying? You
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: understand that hate this letter? Now listen a little later
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: on this I well you're gonna hate on some mode
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: because a little later we're talking to all sides. Because
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: there's some things, there's some things you don't do doing
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: this holiday that peace. Don't they don't listen, these are
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: don't they don't listen, But these are just don't. Hence
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: these letters, they don't listen. They listen because we're about
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: to open up the Side University and had Claire. God,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: this is horrible. Yeah, I mean, why not just tell
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: her to leave? This man is not going to leave.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: His wife's brilliant. And what we are we trying to
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: get some eat a wife. You have got time to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: go down to the courthouse and do all it so
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you can feel comfortable in what we're doing this, do
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: you He's not going to be with her, he's not.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: He's paying for her a hundred dollars per If we're
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: not worried about the side peace comfort level, we're gonna
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: about that, bro getting all into that part of it. Bro, Bro,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: he's stupid Jay And now she's thinking about doing his brother.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Surely if it's not working with him, she's not getting
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: all she needs from him, because that's what family is for.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: He stepped up for his brother, So she's just gonna
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: be the family just passed around. That's now, that's what
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you guys. Don't says around is leaving one location going
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: to the other. It's right there. So I don't like
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: the labels that you're putting out there. You make it
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: look mad. You know, don't say ropes breaks. It's the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: label you're putting on. This raid is nicer than ropes. Right,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: it's lights it don't get the phone out. It's bro
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: bro bro b he's stupid. No, he's not. I'm just saying.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. And the brother is a snitch. He's
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: telling on his brother when he and his wife are
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: going out all that. Bro bro bro brillious. Thank you man, Shirley.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: What the brother is he doing? Is he establishing that's
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: a relationships so she knows that they can trust one another.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: We got email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter At my girl, Shirley, You guys are stupid.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shown. All right,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: this is where we're gonna do. We haven't done this
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: in a long time, guy, so listen up. Nephew, Tommy
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: is bringing back weekend confession with a twist. Yeah, but
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: this is Thanksgiving weekend confession, so it's more it's longer. Yeah, yes, yes, bro,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: So listen call us, call us because Tommy wants to
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: hear about eight seven seven twenty nine Steve. Because what, nephew,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not here to help you. I just want to
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: hear what you're going through. This ain't here for help,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: not but we're trying to help people on this show.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want that in the sauce. But not so.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Neview wants to hear your weekend confessions, your Thanksgiving weekend confessions.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Call us eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve also coming up.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: This kind of goes together. Side piece don't side piece don't. Yeah,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: these are just don't. Yeah, So get on the phone
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: and call us. Let us know what you thank you,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: let us know what happened during your Thanksgiving weekend, and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: don't forget last night it was Erica b I Do
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: hosting the Soul Trained Music Awards for two thousand seventeen.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: What an outstanding job she did, s w V. If
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: you guys missed the opening, you missed s w V.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: They kicked the show off performing all their jams. B
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: B D presented Coco, Lely and Taje with the Lady
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: of Soul Awards. Yeah, and it was so wonderful because
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Coco said they had never won anything all the years
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: they've been in the business, been nominated but never won
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: ever won anything, and I say's dress? Yes, yes, what
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: was okay? Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright yeah. Coco said
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: we're not no, Tag said we're not old. She said
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: that yeah yeah. So other performances included one twelve. They
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: were great. They were really yeah yeah yeah. Tank sexy
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: as usual as always of course shirt off. But he
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: did he did. He like what he what he's talking about?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: And that's my new that's that's good. Most good in
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: a video? What about tarriage most crying in the video.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Did he win? No, No, he didn't win. That shock
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: our girl Sha Call performed. Tony Braxton got the Don
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Cornelius Legend Award and then she performed, and boy was
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: she great? She always he was an did you see um?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Hey? Baby? All right? Tony was honored
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: with her sister. Yeah yeah yeah. Tony was honored with
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: the tributes that she took to the stage and performed
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: many of her songs. Like I said, as she did
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: an outstanding job. Take a listen to some of Tony's
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: acceptance speech. I have to thank l A. N. Baby
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Face for making my dreams come true. I want to
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: thank Darryl Simmons. I want to thank the Face Records.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody at the Face Records. Oh, I have to thank
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Andrew Logan, thank you so much. I gotta thank i
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Davis Aris To Records. Everybody. There's the records. I'd like
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: to take my new label Universal Deaf Chan Special thanks
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: to Steve Barnolds. I love you, Rodney Sheel you already know,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: um Jack everybody, um my managers, I love you, tregbaum Garden,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I love you, Kid Career, I love you that he's
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: on my boys right here and we love you too. Well.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Tony ain't said there and they thank me. I know,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: dog going away, Tony Brent got up on that stay
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: last night. Anything really we can't speak loud when she
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: wants to, all right, he looked, She really looked beautiful.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: They are performed too as well. Yeah, she did her
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: single Blonde rather Blind. Yeah, she performed from the heart.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: You could tell Tamar was giving it to the people.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: She was doing really good. And then did you see
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: the site for the soul Yeah with Fantasion me to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: I love yeah music. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So it
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: was good. It was good. Yeah, absolutely, it was good,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: especially Eric. If I do I think she had the
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: best time of all because she's so funny. She's so funny.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, oh god, she's hilarious. All right, come on, guys,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: we gotta go to the phones for Nephew Tommies Thanksgiving
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: weekend confessions. They are calling Nephew. Let's go to line
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: one and talk to Nini. Nini before we go to
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: the phone. You know, he's got to talk about the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: side sad piece. I gotta talk to all right, Okay,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: she's trying to definitely. Yeah, let me tell y'all something
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: that side pieces. Turn it up loud. Okay, so y'all
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: can hear, because I need to hide this. Side pieces
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: don't for the holiday. These are not cus and don't
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: these are just don't. Just don't here. Number one, don't
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: buy nothing from Victory's Secret. Why because I'm not gonna
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: see that. I'm not gonna see that to feel maybe
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: the sick probably okay, weekend when I'm gonna don't even
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: get it. You know, since you're getting that, this is
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be getting them getting the reindeer panting what you're saying.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: He's telling, don't know, I ain't get holidays. It's the holiday.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I can't get over that. I can't leave his family.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Here's another thing I don't want y'all doing. Don't be
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: going on Instagram because you're gonna see me and my family. Grid.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want you on Facebook, none of that. Don't don't.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Don't come to no qualms apart. I ain't never been
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: a man, but I might go this. Don't go. Yeah,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm might have to go to one. All right, ain't
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: no sing we're both being in there. Don't fix me
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: a plate. If you're fixing me a Christmas plate and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I get by it in January? What about her holiday? Man?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: And last, but not least, don't have your kids talking
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: about calling me, talking about they missed me. I don't
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: need that kind of pressure, all right, I ain't they Dad.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: it's been a minute, but we've run it back just
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: for this special occasion, nephews. Thanksgiving weekend Confessions. Okay, we
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: want you to call us and let us know what
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: you did. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, because what nephew,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not here to help you. I just want to
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: hear what you're going through. Eight seven seven Thanksgiving Weekend fashions.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: What happened over the weekend? I didn't go. Yeah, let's
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: go to line you're ready, You're ready enough, I'm ready.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Let's get all right, let's take off. Let's go to
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: line four and talk to Stacy out of North Carolina. Hey,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm good baby, Talk to me,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: talk to the nephew. What happened this weekend? Confessed to me.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: The guy I'm having us there with white invited us
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: over for things, skimming dinner. Oh oh, talk to me
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: about this dinner table. It went well. I played my
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: side peace role and it went well. Thank you, not
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: not not now you married? Yes? So you and your
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: husband went today house to eat? No? No, no, no no,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: no no, just me and my son went. How do
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: how do? Um? The wife knows me as old military
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: buddy of her husband. So would your husband with his
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: side piece? No? No, he was with his family. Okay,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: that's what I don't care, but happen. Yeah, get to
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: that point sometime, y'all. Don't understand you get to y'all.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Did y'all touch hands anywhere? Like any kind of play
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: my part? I stayed there. I ate dinner and respect.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you. That's how you how you do from now,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: that's how you sud should be done. Did you did
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: you bring something to dinner? Yes? I did? Um. I
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: baked the cake for them. You get the side piece
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: of the year award Time Magazine. What's your name? What's
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: your name name? Yeah? And Stacy, what kind of cake
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: would probably was a soca temic come out sad down cake? Chocolate? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Were you nervous? Well, you nervous at all? No, I've
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: met her before. Oh you met that, you met him before?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: So y'all, y'all talked to y'all, chick, you had a lot. Okay.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Was he nervous because I know he was nervous. No,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: he wasn't nervous. He knows that I know how to
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: play my role smartly out ahead on three pail draws.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I need all that. And the last one is the dopinion.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: I have the six depens right now because I'm because
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm pan, I J so so so Stacy. One more thing,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: one more thing? So, like after dinner, did y'all like
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: hang out, have some drinks, play games? You know what
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: happened after dinner? After dinner? Everybody, because it was about
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: thirty of us there all of a sudden drunk and
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: have fun playing music. It was nothing like you wouldn't
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: know unless you was in on the joke. You would,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: you know, when you get a little tipsy, you know,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: you know, you kind of kind you get a little looser,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: you know. Was there anybody else there that knew about
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: the situation? No, only me and him, so out of
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: all thirtys ain't God, goody, thank you, Stacy. I love that.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: In the woods of Junior. Hey, you're going so deep
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: into let you know. Let's go to line um, let's
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: go to line four. I think and talk to Justin
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: out of Alabama. Justin. Good morning, Good morning, top of
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: the morning. Man. I'm in the booth this morning. Man.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: This it is same for Thanksgiving weekend confession, So talk
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: to me. What happens? Okay on you know tender's real
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: popular that days. You know, I messing met a girl
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: and I want to go see and found that she
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: ain't got number one eye one glass on one real
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: line and end up having the threeson with hand her
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: best friend on Thanksgiving night. The real thing. You didn't
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: see that coming, didn't I didn't see it comes because
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I walked in the house and she was passed out drunk,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: and I walked in and she had one eye closed
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: and one out open. So I was I was kind
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: of scared. Oh it's the glass eye. She can't close
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: the lead over, she came, she can close, but now
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: with your sleep, it's just just open. You got to
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: know that you might have a glass I one day girl.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: But wait a minute, he said. But I was real
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: thankful though, Okay, get to the three because I'm only
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: here two people. How to get me to the third person?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: You know, I walked in the house and you know,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I gave it to the girl praise, and then she
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: got on skape talking about, hey, look who here, my
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: friend here and on my way over there know how
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: many eyes she got you? I don't even know who
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I can see in the room. When she said you
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: you were on your way over and she say I'm
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: keeping the eye for you. I went to I know
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I always go to fun. Yeah, excuse my p and
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: that's sure if I Washington. Now this is ignorant. I
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: love it. So so you had the three something? What
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: you left for that with one eye opened? No, actually
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: I may a lot of eyes. Man. Say that again.
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  Speaker 1: I made her get on the couch and she went't
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  Speaker 1: down on the couch and me and her friend slipping
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  Speaker 1: the bed because you didn't want to wake up. And
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  Speaker 1: that I look at it. I'm I like the fact
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  Speaker 1: that him and need women see out the ashes. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I like. You know what I'm saying? Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: justin keep you on. Everything done? Right? Oh, I see,
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  Speaker 1: I got it now miss my weekend confess Right, I
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  Speaker 1: think we have time for one more catargy. We oh nah,
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  Speaker 1: let's well, we'll come back. All right, Let's let's go
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  Speaker 1: to line three and talk to Jerry. But we'll come back.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's from Alabama, Jerry, Jerry, We'll come back, Jerry. Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: more weekend Confessions. We come back. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, ju and your we're
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna do just that. Okay, we are
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  Speaker 1: back on this. This Thanksgiving Weekend Confessions has started something
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: yeah crazy yeah, sure A side went on. Got something?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done? Set at the table? So the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: last break, the last color Stacy, She says, she went well,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: her her her, the man she's having an affair with
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  Speaker 1: his wife invited her to Thanksgiving dinner and she didn't.
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  Speaker 1: She went and he didn't County but the wife didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: In her defense, the year you've been Stacy, she did
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  Speaker 1: a bad piece of the year he was there. He
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  Speaker 1: would win say friend, trust me on black friend, black friend,
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  Speaker 1: black friends. So you guys wanna nothing nett you hear
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  Speaker 1: more confessions call us eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, all right, because Temmy,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: what is your situation with you? You already know me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here to help you. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: hear what you can see. Stacy wanted to get that off. Hut.
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  Speaker 1: See Justin who was with the lady with who and
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: I and and then her. Yeah. See, Justin just wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to see what he saw. You see what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: That's all this see is they want to give you
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  Speaker 1: something you got anybody else right now? Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: before we went to break, we were talking to UH
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  Speaker 1: line three, Jerry out of Alabama. Let's see what he
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  Speaker 1: has to say. Jerry, Hey, how are you doing what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, brother? How you doing? Not too happy right now?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Not too happy? Okay? Talked to the nephew. I'm in
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: the booth, baby Tillman, this tying to confess it's all right. Yeah,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: I just want to say we had a pretty good
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: trying to offer Thanksgiving. I got a big family, and
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: my wife invited some of our friends over, and Marcole
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: kept asking who in the bathroom? Who in the bathroom?
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: And I noticed my wife had went in there, so
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: you know, she's got the high blood pressure. So I
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: couldn't get the dog, and so I went around and
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: grab the chair and peeping the window and saw her
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: and the girl she invited in there making out. Um,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: she don't know what. I looked through the window and
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: saw her, but I don't know what the bus around
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  Speaker 1: or or or what to do? You know, I'm just
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, boy, this ain't nothing but a gift.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't take it slow about huh? Well he was
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: making out with it like about like yoga about. Now
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: you got problems with her weight? That's not right. Yeah,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: the wife in the back. This wasn't one of those
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: lucky things. It was here what the white makes Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So how you player? You know, you know not been mad.
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  Speaker 1: I know you've been married, um ten years. She's a
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: white girl. Yeah, okay, my friends. I could tell me
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: that I don't white girls do that, but I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: for sure. No, I don't know what is the bell? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got we got a white bear on black bear.
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  Speaker 1: Certainly got a bear we got we gotta see what
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  Speaker 1: we're working with. Man, Okay, but I don't see as
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  Speaker 1: as her husband. Why why are you questioning whether you
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: should say something to her or not? Well, I mean
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: I kind of did in a dirty way, kind of
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: you know, snooping. You know, what did you say? Hold on?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Hold on phone, hold on, hold on to help? You know?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry there I go. All right, Jerry,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: hang on, we're gonna I guess we're not going to
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: try to hang looking in that window. You're listening to
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Uh, this is
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: really caught on these Thanksgiving weekend confessions and never Yeah,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: you've started something man oh Man eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: because the nephew what saying. I'm not here to help you.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear what you're going through now.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Before we left, we heard Jerry on the last look
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: through the bad room and called his wife with another woman,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: his Caucasian wife with a sister white carca. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know automobiles. Let's go, Let's go to line three, Back
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: to line three. Jerry's still on ya. All right, man,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: So what you're playing on doing though? I don't know, Man,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: I'm at a lost word. I don't know if I
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: should jump out and say hi, you are or or
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: or I really just don't like I say that. I've
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: been I I'm just strong. I don't know what to play,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, let me answer. This year when they
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: got through in the bath room and came out back
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: to the to the I guess whatever was going on
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: in the house. You just walked around and looked at
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: him the rest of the day. Yeah, Yeah, I just
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: I kind of I want the little store and got
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: me a pout of anything, and they don't watch the game. Yeah,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: out of help, out of hip, out of hip the
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: hand in a moment like that, that's a hen moment.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: I feel, y'all. We got we got nine, got you
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: some white wine, hold on, hold on, hold on, you
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  Speaker 1: got nine kids? Yeah, nine, you've been mad teinu y'all.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all had a baby area you Yeah, well she had
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: one before I met her. I counted you though. Okay,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: so it's nice. Yeah, so y'all don the had y'all
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: don had eight babies together with that. Okay, So Jeffy,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: you you can't leave. Don't get that out of your
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: head now. Yeah, I don't have no check. Yeah, how
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: was Thanksgiving? Let's get to that bar. Did y'all have
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: enough food? Man? To hell with? What's going on in
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: their bathrooms? What happened in the kitchen? Could you feed
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: all of you people that just he just wanted to
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: be with somebody that wasn't don't get up breaking that's
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: all that hanging there, baby, you got it off your chest.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Keep bringing here. Wow, Okay, let's go to line. Uh
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: for it, talk to it? Said I with my husband.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: I'll be mine for Emmanuel's on the line out of Kentucky, Tommy, Emmanuel,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on? Man? You talked to me?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Time to confess, man. The booth is open alright, man.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: So we had a little family gathering, right. You know,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: I have a drinking problem. So I don't supposed to
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: be drinking. Well, I supposed to, but I'll be sneaking
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: stuff into a flask. I had a couple of push
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: and down, you know, so I wanted to laugh punch,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: so I'll pull it in the cook and walked off
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: for a little bit and come back. My great us
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: drinking there, and she was lit by the end of
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: the night and the family still you don't know what
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: got into it. You spiked the punch and got your
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: great aunt ain't Auntie drunk? And matter of fact, I
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: kind of helped it along because she really reserved. But
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: she was having a good time that night and she
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: just kept back. Come back to the puet. I guess
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: you're trying to look for the moto. I just hold
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: a little more. Alrighty Manuel, you know better. We gotta go.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: We'll be back to close out the show with just
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: one more thing. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, this is the last break of the morning.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Just one more thing before we get out of here
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: about people going to Thanksgiving learned nothing, disgusted by it,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: to learn how to do things right? Go here and
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: see you jail. Well. Listen, this is according to the
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Daily Mail. This is a new survey. It finds that
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving this kind of goes in line with the Thanksgiving
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: weekend Confessions and nephew it finds. A new survey finds
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: that Thanksgiving is the most popular time for people to
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: conceive a child. Who knew what? Who knew that? Yeah,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: seventeen point seven percent of Americans say they conceive their
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: child on or around thanks Giving Day. Yes, Giving it
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  Speaker 1: a slight edge over over what you over what you
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: think would be more popular. But you would think it
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: would be Valentine's Day, right, the day of love, the
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: holiday for love and all of that. No, it's not.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: It's it's Thanksgiving. Yeah, you know, keep going back to
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: refrigerating to get in the room to do but do it. Yeah,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: but you're at someone's house over the holidays, or someone's
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: over your you have guests. You don't do it any y'all.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Don't do it at other people? Never laws, Yes, coming
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: doing it at your husband, mama? Damn? How what's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with that? Yeah? What if they hear you? That's what
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: you wanted to do? You want now you ain't got
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: the holllight every time you do it? Now you can
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: get it over were quick without holly? I like to
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: that's most of the fun. Hollerand gn't holler just normally
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: just you know, your In most cases, Tommy hollerand calls
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: you a little exture and I'm not a sugar that
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna splendid say. That's so sexy, Jay, Oh, that's
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: so sexy. So yeah, plenty of people you know you're
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: doing it? Yeah, I mean even if they're at someone
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: else's doing it. Yeah, that's according to the survey, they're
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: getting it in. Uh so have you guys apparently? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: while visiting or what if someone's at your house and
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: you hear them, he doesn't bother you. You're giggling, Jay?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: Are you well right now? You know? And that's when
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: you're knock on the dope when y'all get through and
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: that we're coming in what they're doing. So if you're
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: at someone else's house, you don't worry about getting caught
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: in anything? Are you serious? Well, what if you do
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: get caught? I like, getting cold really ups the doors open?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, yeah, mama, really guy, Mama call Yeah? Wow?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: So who knew that Thanksgiving with one of those big
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: get it in days? Yeah, and today is a really
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: big day if you shop over the internet, today is Yeah.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: Black Friday was when people actually went in the stores
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: in the brick and mortar buildings. But yeah, this is
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: Cyber Monday. A lot of us shopped on Black Friday. Today.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: People will be getting out their computers, going online, your phones,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: your mobile devices. What check and while you're online, right
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: and buy tickets to see Sherry Shepherd at the day
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Spot tomorrow night in eighty one West Manchester Avenue, Los Angeles, California.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: This Taco Tuesday, you don't want to miss the Monday.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: They're very good. Michael Clad had the best Jill. You say,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: when you get them, they're good. Takes a long they
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: are good. But anyway, so people will be going to
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: their computers, their mobile devices to snacks, Cyber Monday deals
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: and there are a lot of them out there. This
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: is actually the slowest work day for people who work
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: because they're on Yeah. Yeah, so so what y'all trying
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: to buy online? Issue everything? Yeah? Bags? Yeah, yeah, you're
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: holiday shopping again. I'm sorry. I mean we do this
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: every years about giving because it's the day we celebrate
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: Christ's birthday. People forget about that what Christmas really is
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: all about. You know what if Christ was allowed today,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: he gets a good sale. How much these crosses? Can
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: you believe it. Sence, keep keep Okay, we're done. We're
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: done me right. But anyway, it's Cyber Monday, so shop
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: away for those big deals. If if you're planning on
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: giving a lot this holiday season, Yeah, what's your what's
• 1:38:39
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• 1:38:43
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• 1:38:49
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• 1:39:03
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