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FULL SHOW: Overheard At The Holiday Party, Strawberry Letter: My Holy Lover's Double Life - 12.17.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all bat all
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  Speaker 2: after so.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 1: Black the Millican bu bu boozy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah listening to show, I don't join.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy, you want to do that?
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  Speaker 3: You gotta turn I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Turn I probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
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  Speaker 2: the water, the mony.
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  Speaker 3: Look, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, you think that?
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  Speaker 5: Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 5: one and only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show.
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  Speaker 5: Real grateful for that. You know, it's funny. I remember
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  Speaker 5: when I first started out in radio. A lot of
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  Speaker 5: my peers laughed at me. Some of it was being
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  Speaker 5: mean spirited. Some of it was just you know, mocking me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm used to stuff like that. But I had a
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  Speaker 5: special guest on my show, Joe Oldstein, and you know something, man,
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  Speaker 5: he said something that was I can't remember the scripture.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know exactly how it were like, we were
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  Speaker 5: having a long conversation, but the gist of it was,
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  Speaker 5: don't be upset with where you are now, and don't
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  Speaker 5: be upset with the small things in your life. Be
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  Speaker 5: grateful for the small things and the small position that
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  Speaker 5: you have right now, because you don't know where that's going.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know what that's gonna be one day. You
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  Speaker 5: don't know what that's gonna lead to. And that was
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  Speaker 5: very warming to hear him say that. But it also
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  Speaker 5: reminded me of when I started in radio, how small
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  Speaker 5: it was. It reminded me of when I started in
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  Speaker 5: stand up making twenty five dollars a show. It reminds
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  Speaker 5: me of not having a home at a period in
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  Speaker 5: my life and what God has allowed me to live
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  Speaker 5: in now. So don't be distraught over your position now,
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  Speaker 5: and don't be ungrateful or unappreciative for the things you
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  Speaker 5: have now because you don't know what that's going to
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  Speaker 5: grow into. And that's really the gist of that I
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  Speaker 5: got from what he was saying. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 5: share that with you, that where you are now is
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  Speaker 5: so temporary because now, like I've said before, now is
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  Speaker 5: a fleeting moment. Right after you finish saying now, that
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  Speaker 5: moment that you claimed as now, that's gone. So the
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  Speaker 5: where you are now is a very fleeting process. Now,
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  Speaker 5: you can change where you are now, and you can
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  Speaker 5: change how you feel about where you're at now, and
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  Speaker 5: you can change about where you're going by simp changing
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  Speaker 5: your mind.
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  Speaker 1: It is no difference.
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  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, folks, the thing that I've learned about
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  Speaker 5: successful people is not so much of what they do.
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  Speaker 1: It's not what they have.
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  Speaker 5: The biggest thing I've learned about successful people is how
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  Speaker 5: they think. That's the thing that's different. It's how they think.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm telling you that you can change the way
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  Speaker 5: you think on any subject and start becoming successful towards that.
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  Speaker 5: Starting now, you have to understand that. Man, the biggest
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  Speaker 5: difference I've noticed between successful people and non successful people
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  Speaker 5: is how they think. I was reading what it's God
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  Speaker 5: said that he was taught all wrong about money. He
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  Speaker 5: said that his father was very negative about money. He
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  Speaker 5: all throughout his life he heard his father say, you know,
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  Speaker 5: people who got money have walked on somebody to get it,
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  Speaker 5: or cheated solf to get it. People who have money,
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  Speaker 5: money is the root of all evil. Money is money
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  Speaker 5: is this And people who got money, you know, don't
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  Speaker 5: deserve it.
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  Speaker 1: They've done something wrong to get it. Yah to y'all.
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  Speaker 5: So he said he grew up the whole time thinking
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  Speaker 5: that having money was something was wrong with that. He
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  Speaker 5: discovered that it wasn't. Look you can choose to be
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  Speaker 5: successful anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways to
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  Speaker 5: be successful. I want to be a very, very successful father.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's one of the things that's paramount in
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  Speaker 5: my life that I really am working hard right now
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  Speaker 5: to become a successful father. Not a successful father in
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  Speaker 5: terms of money, but a successful father in terms of
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  Speaker 5: offering the amount of love and guidance and leadership and
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  Speaker 5: the example that my children need to look at. That's
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  Speaker 5: what I'm really really working hard at now. I want
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  Speaker 5: to be successful as a father, but also I want
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  Speaker 5: to be successful as a husband.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I want Marjorie to always know that she can count
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  Speaker 5: on me, to not have to wonder about me or
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  Speaker 5: look for me.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I want her to feel secure in the fact that
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  Speaker 5: I really have gotten it right, that I really am
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  Speaker 5: focused on being a good husband to her because it
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  Speaker 5: means so much to me, you know. So I'm working
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  Speaker 5: hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard and
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  Speaker 5: trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.
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  Speaker 5: I want to be a share of information to people
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  Speaker 5: that will uplift others and give others the same things
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  Speaker 5: that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
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  Speaker 5: But at the same time share that information and use
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  Speaker 5: the power of this microphone to uplift people, you know,
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  Speaker 5: not to destroy it. My show is not about Ooh,
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  Speaker 5: guess what so and so said? Guess what so and
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  Speaker 5: so did. I don't like mean spirited things about people,
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  Speaker 5: you know. I joke with people who calling this that's
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  Speaker 5: another thing. But I don't like destroying people with the
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  Speaker 5: power of the microphone. So working very hard on being
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  Speaker 5: successful in a lot of areas of my life now.
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  Speaker 5: Also I do care about being financially successful too, because
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  Speaker 5: my father. One of the gifts he gave me was
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  Speaker 5: very simple gift. He told me a long time ago.
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  Speaker 5: He said, son, the best thing you can do for
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  Speaker 5: poor people is not be one of them. And that
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  Speaker 5: stuck with me. And this was a hard working man
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  Speaker 5: who was a coal miner who worked construction his entire life.
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  Speaker 5: My father didn't have an easy life man. My father
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  Speaker 5: didn't sit behind a microphone. My father didn't come to
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  Speaker 5: work and people cheered for him. My father wasn't famous.
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  Speaker 5: My father was just a go get it dude that
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  Speaker 5: he instilled that in me, and I've taken that and
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  Speaker 5: applied it to my craft and I thank God for
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  Speaker 5: him for that.
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  Speaker 1: But I do try to.
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  Speaker 5: Be financially successful so that I can do some things
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  Speaker 5: with it to help some other people. Now, am I
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  Speaker 5: opposed to having nice things?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 6: Do I apologize for having nice things?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 1: And why should I? I work?
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'm not on the radio apps to give
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  Speaker 5: me money, you know, so I can go buy a car.
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  Speaker 5: I'm working, so I don't feel how you want to feel.
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  Speaker 5: And other people do feel that way about it. But
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  Speaker 5: if success in terms of finance is what you're lacking,
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  Speaker 5: you can go about the business of doing that. I'm
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  Speaker 5: writing a book, and that whole book is about teaching
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  Speaker 5: people how to become successful. And man, I'm breaking it
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  Speaker 5: down in a way where everybody can get it, man,
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  Speaker 5: because I want the college student to get it, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I want the working mom to get it, the single
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  Speaker 5: mom to get it. The hard working father that has
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  Speaker 5: been trying to hold his family together can get it.
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  Speaker 5: The father that ain't ever got it together and feel
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  Speaker 5: that because of that reason, he can't be the father
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  Speaker 5: he needs to be. I'm writing something man, to put
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  Speaker 5: it into words, to let you know that God is
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  Speaker 5: a forgiving God, and that God is a merciful God,
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  Speaker 5: and that God can get you out of any situation
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  Speaker 5: you find yourself in. You just can't beat yourself up
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  Speaker 5: every time you make a mistake. I make mistakes all
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  Speaker 5: the time, man, I just got to remind myself to
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  Speaker 5: get up. I ask God for forgiveness, I call on
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  Speaker 5: his mercy and his grace, and I get up and
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  Speaker 5: I go again. But it's coming, man. And if finance
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  Speaker 5: success is what you want, you got to change your mind.
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  Speaker 5: You got to start thinking about how to produce it.
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  Speaker 5: The first thing you do is you gotta ask. You
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  Speaker 5: got to ask to have a life and have a
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  Speaker 5: life more abundantly. That's a scripture that He comes to
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  Speaker 5: you to give you life and to give you life
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  Speaker 5: more abundantly.
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  Speaker 1: That's a scripture That ain't a joke, that ain't a theory.
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  Speaker 5: That's a fact, and the fact that if you don't
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  Speaker 5: have a life of abundance, you can get that by asking.
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  Speaker 5: Then it starts by believing. And how too, don't even
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  Speaker 5: worry about that. He takes care of that himself. He'll
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  Speaker 5: send the stuff your way, but you got to be
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  Speaker 5: willing to put some effort in this thing now, and
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  Speaker 5: you can do it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I know I was a little around the place today,
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  Speaker 5: but that's what it was. So you know, let's go
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  Speaker 5: get it.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Moore Show, Ladies.
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  Speaker 5: And gentlemen, Without further ado, I would like to start
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  Speaker 5: the show now, A S A P. Or in the
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  Speaker 5: words of my daddy, rat now, I want it done
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  Speaker 5: right now, daddy, when you are right now? Yeah, Daddy,
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  Speaker 5: when you are when I say it.
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  Speaker 6: He never gave me a straight answer, man.
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  Speaker 1: That was my father.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 5: I think that has a lot to do with the
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  Speaker 5: how I am today. My father never gave me a
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  Speaker 5: straight answer. It was always to make you think about
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  Speaker 5: what you said.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, see, we want you to think. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it for you.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, Shirley, Carl up Mississippi, Monica Junior, and Tommy.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna I'm gonna give you an example of how
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  Speaker 5: my father was this morning. Anyone can ask me a
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  Speaker 5: question as a child, I'm going to respond to you
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  Speaker 5: as how slick car they did it?
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  Speaker 9: Carl her.
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  Speaker 1: Daddy, what are we having for dinner tonight? What your
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  Speaker 1: mama cooking? But is it chicken? We're gonna have it?
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  Speaker 1: Can be, but is it chicken? It could be? But
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  Speaker 1: is it rice?
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  Speaker 5: The question is what is your mama? What is we
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  Speaker 5: having for dinner? And whatever your mama cooking? What we
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  Speaker 5: finished had?
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  Speaker 10: That ain't answering nothing, But Daddy, I still don't know.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't got to know. You'll know when she put
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  Speaker 6: it on the plate.
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  Speaker 1: What we're watching on TV? Tonight?
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  Speaker 3: What good time?
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  Speaker 1: Good time?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What time?
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  Speaker 1: Do good Time? Come on? Eight o'clock?
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  Speaker 2: Daddy?
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  Speaker 1: Can we Well, that.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't a good time for me because the baseball game
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  Speaker 5: gonna be old.
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  Speaker 1: So are we gonna watch the baseball game?
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  Speaker 11: Then?
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  Speaker 5: What you think we're gonna watch? If I want to
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  Speaker 5: watch a baseball game? If you want to watch good time?
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  Speaker 5: What you think we shouldn't look at? If you got it,
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  Speaker 5: you watch what you.
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  Speaker 1: Want to watch?
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  Speaker 4: That is it?
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  Speaker 7: Daddy?
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  Speaker 1: That is it?
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  Speaker 12: Next question, Hey, daddy, can we go outside and you
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  Speaker 12: can play with me?
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  Speaker 7: Dad?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you can go outside, You're not gonna go to me.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta go to work now. You can't play at
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  Speaker 5: work at the same time. You're gonna find that out
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  Speaker 5: in life.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that is yeah. Can we get a pool? Can
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: you get a pool?
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  Speaker 5: Or what a swimming pool?
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  Speaker 13: Like like the kids down the street they got a pool.
• 12:43
  Speaker 13: Can you got what kid down the street got a
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  Speaker 13: swim pool? They gotta on the top of the ground.
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  Speaker 13: Pool running there, pool running there. Ronnie Dixon and them
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  Speaker 13: got a pool.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well what you need one for.
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  Speaker 1: Running? Got one?
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  Speaker 6: If you hone a friend?
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  Speaker 8: Run?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, daddy?
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  Speaker 14: How come when I ask your stuff you always say
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  Speaker 14: you gotta go to work.
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  Speaker 1: But then we don't never have no money or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What you mean you ain't got no money. We don't
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  Speaker 1: have no money for nothing, daddy, But.
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  Speaker 5: You just go to all your money for something? You
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: eating ancient em groceres. Right, you gotta go out there?
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  Speaker 5: That's what that we paying for. Help I drive you
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  Speaker 5: to church? That car costs money. All that money go
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  Speaker 5: for something. We ain't got no money for that.
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  Speaker 1: Little bs.
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  Speaker 6: You won't that one wrong, Thank.
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  Speaker 1: You, Daddy.
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  Speaker 14: your morning off with the nephew and run that brank back.
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  Speaker 14: What you got for is nef.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife is having a black baby.
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  Speaker 7: Let's go get Hello.
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  Speaker 13: Hello, I'm looking for a williamster.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? Listen?
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  Speaker 13: My name is Simmons. I was I don't know how
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  Speaker 13: to uh oh man. My wife and I evidently go
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  Speaker 13: to the same fertility specialist that you and your wife
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  Speaker 13: go to.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor doc.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with doctor?
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  Speaker 9: I'm familiar with doctor, but as supposed to be confidential.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, sir. My wife
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  Speaker 13: is out on business right now. She's she's gone for
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  Speaker 13: I won't be back until tuesday. But I got a
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  Speaker 13: call today a very disturbing phone call and wanted to
• 15:12
  Speaker 13: you know, I looked your number up.
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  Speaker 1: They did tell me what was going on, and kind.
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  Speaker 9: Of wanted to look somebody told you my number you
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  Speaker 9: got you got my number from somebody.
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  Speaker 13: No, I looked up your number. Uh here here it
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  Speaker 13: is in that show my wife and I. Evidently you
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  Speaker 13: and you and your wife have been going through the
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  Speaker 13: same type of problems of trying to get pregnant and
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  Speaker 13: so forth and so on, and uh, from my understanding,
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  Speaker 13: your wife is what four five months pregnant. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, wait a minute, my wife is exactly five months pregnant.
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  Speaker 9: But I'm still confused on how you're getting in touch
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  Speaker 9: with me and what this has to do with me. Well,
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  Speaker 9: I mean, all that stuff that we've gone through is
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  Speaker 9: totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that.
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  Speaker 13: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call
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  Speaker 13: from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been
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  Speaker 13: a huge.
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  Speaker 1: Mistake by the doctor's office.
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  Speaker 13: Evidently your wife has been artificially inseminated with my seed.
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  Speaker 13: And I was I mean, I'm just as disturbed as
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  Speaker 13: you are, you know, what I mean, because I mean
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  Speaker 13: me and my wife are you know, my wife is
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  Speaker 13: too much pregnant, and finally.
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  Speaker 9: How could they do something like that. I mean, that
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  Speaker 9: doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 13: I mean, sir, I have no idea. All I know
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  Speaker 13: is is that you know, I hate to use the expression,
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  Speaker 13: but I'm I'm I'm your wife's baby's daddy.
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  Speaker 8: And and.
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  Speaker 9: No, okay wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so mixed
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  Speaker 9: that that doesn't happen, no way.
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  Speaker 13: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news
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  Speaker 13: to you and see if there's anything that we can
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  Speaker 13: do to I mean, I mean, after being five months pregnant,
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  Speaker 13: it's kind of hard to direct to fight a problem.
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  Speaker 9: So I want this to sound rude, and I don't
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  Speaker 9: want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are you black?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black?
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  Speaker 9: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.
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  Speaker 13: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.
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  Speaker 13: But what I want you to know is I'm not
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  Speaker 13: paying non support.
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  Speaker 1: That's what about.
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  Speaker 9: Child support, and my wife is having some other black
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  Speaker 9: dude's kid. Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 13: No, I'm not, No, I'm not out of my mind.
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  Speaker 13: I'm just saying I didn't lay it down and conceive
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  Speaker 13: a child with your with your wife. So I'm making
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  Speaker 13: sure I'm not gonna be paying.
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  Speaker 1: The child support.
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  Speaker 9: Man, I'm not even worried about the child support. I
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  Speaker 9: don't pay the doll support. I'm worried about some doctor
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  Speaker 9: making a huge mistake. And and oh my god, your
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  Speaker 9: wife is having it, gonna have a black baby. I
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  Speaker 9: can't believe that. This is unbelievable, unbelievable and I can't
• 17:46
  Speaker 9: believe it. He call my house, give me the doctor,
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: should give me this.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Don't you want it?
• 17:52
  Speaker 13: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long
• 17:54
  Speaker 13: as you get the news. Now what I want you
• 17:56
  Speaker 13: to do with this? Please don't be giving the baby
• 17:58
  Speaker 13: no white names and stuff.
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: I can't believe that you're so this is incredible, incredible.
• 18:07
  Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me that.
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: I'm ready to go crazy. This is crazy.
• 18:14
  Speaker 13: Okay, this, this is this is no reason to be violent, sir.
• 18:18
  Speaker 13: You see what I'm saying.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: This already violent.
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: You're worried about me about paying child support and talking
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: about your seed and and your baby's daddy. You know,
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: Oh man, this is this is bringing the best out
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: of me, I can promise you unbelievable man.
• 18:33
  Speaker 13: Let me let me ask you something, sir. Do you
• 18:35
  Speaker 13: think you may need anger management? I mean, you're not
• 18:37
  Speaker 13: gonna are you gonna? You're not gonna. You're not gonna
• 18:41
  Speaker 13: beat my child?
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: Are you?
• 18:45
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 18:45
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: Do you know how to push a man's buttons? I
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: can promise you, man, that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: beat nobody's baby.
• 18:53
  Speaker 13: I don't want you being violent to me and your
• 18:57
  Speaker 13: wife's baby.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: Spin this thing around? Do you live?
• 19:04
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 19:05
  Speaker 14: This?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: Is this?
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: Because?
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: Oh man? This is crazy?
• 19:09
  Speaker 13: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think
• 19:12
  Speaker 13: you might want to be the godfather to the child.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: To my own kid?
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: No?
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: Well, I guess it wouldn't be.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: My kid, me and your wife's child.
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: Don't you say that you're crazy? Don't you say that?
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: Say that that drives me even thinking about something like that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: It's me talk about something like.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: That, but it's me and your wife's child.
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: Take So, don't you even talk like that you're crazy?
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: I tear a hole in your head. Don't you talk
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: like that?
• 19:42
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hold and who hey,
• 19:44
  Speaker 13: you in your head?
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: You're crazy, sew me up. That is the kind of.
• 19:50
  Speaker 13: Thing I don't want my child around this time, this
• 19:53
  Speaker 13: type of talk, this type of violence. So your white
• 19:55
  Speaker 13: folks get mad and want to kill everybody in the room.
• 19:57
  Speaker 13: Don't you kill who you mad at? Why do y'all
• 20:00
  Speaker 13: do that?
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: You this?
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Can I can? I can? I say one more thing?
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: Do you?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Can I do that?
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I can take anyone? This to me, man,
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: I'm jumped to the phone.
• 20:12
  Speaker 13: I got one more thing to say to you. This
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your wife.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: Oh you're gonna kill that.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: It took us so long.
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: Try to get taken this. He's gonna play play a
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: game like this. I got me, man, you freaking god
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: me man. Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio show
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: all the time. Man, that's awesome. You guys an't great.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: Oh man, I'm.
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: Gonna go find her and give her a big kiss.
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna do that far god.
• 20:49
  Speaker 13: Man, I got one one of them. I got one
• 20:53
  Speaker 13: more question for you, baby. What is the baddest radio
• 20:56
  Speaker 13: show in the.
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: Land, The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: God all right, thank you, nephew. We gotta move on.
• 21:06
  Speaker 14: Coming up naxt and as ask the CELO, our Chief
• 21:08
  Speaker 14: Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building right after this.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 21:13
  Speaker 13: It s is your boy and nephew, tell me from
• 21:14
  Speaker 13: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. And my favorite Christmas memory
• 21:17
  Speaker 13: is me and my mama frying turkeys. It don't get
• 21:19
  Speaker 13: no better than that. Me and mom in the backyard
• 21:22
  Speaker 13: got about eight turkeys and we fried them up because
• 21:24
  Speaker 13: everybody in the neighborhood want a turkey from me and
• 21:27
  Speaker 13: my mama because my mama got this season and way
• 21:29
  Speaker 13: down in nat take it. You heard me, y'all have
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: a wonderful holiday season. That's from me, nephew. Tell me
• 21:35
  Speaker 13: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Hey is Shirley Strawberry.
• 21:41
  Speaker 14: You know who taught me my ABC's and what it
• 21:43
  Speaker 14: means to be kind Sesame Street Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit
• 21:47
  Speaker 14: behind Sesame Street, is still doing that for kids everywhere.
• 21:51
  Speaker 14: Elmo and Cookie Monster are out there teaching kindness, empathy
• 21:55
  Speaker 14: and joy. But they need our help to keep it going.
• 21:58
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• 22:01
  Speaker 14: donate what you can. Once again, please visit sesame dot
• 22:05
  Speaker 14: org this holiday season because the world needs Sesame and
• 22:08
  Speaker 14: Sesame needs you. It is time for a chief Love
• 22:12
  Speaker 14: officer to answer some love questions from you. This one's
• 22:15
  Speaker 14: from Donnie and Lexington. Donnie says, my mother and I
• 22:18
  Speaker 14: own a rental home in a not so good part
• 22:20
  Speaker 14: of town, and she's letting one of her old male
• 22:23
  Speaker 14: friends stay in the house and isn't charging him the
• 22:26
  Speaker 14: full rent. I think he's a bootlegger because there's a
• 22:30
  Speaker 14: stash of liquor in the basement and I have watched
• 22:33
  Speaker 14: people come and go from there. I told my mom
• 22:36
  Speaker 14: it's time to sell the property, and she got upset.
• 22:39
  Speaker 14: I suspect she might be part of his underground enterprise.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: How do I go against my mom?
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: You can't. You can't.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: It's probably your mama's house. I don't know how it worked,
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: how y'all bought it. I don't really understand that. But
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: your mama is involved in the bootleg operation. It's been
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: going on in the hood for years, so has nothing
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: to do with you. Go sit you down somewhere. The
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: reason getting his half rent is because she getting half
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: of the proceeds coming up out that basement. Now unless
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: you're gonna start running moonshine. You ain't got nothing to
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: do with this. Now, you take your a little young
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: to college and get you an education and stay out
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: of grown folks business.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Next question, All right, Jenna and Queen, your.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Mama's a bootlegger. Yes, she might be running numbers too.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Show you might want to look into that.
• 23:34
  Speaker 14: Jena and Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year old
• 23:36
  Speaker 14: woman and I bray hair for a living. I have
• 23:38
  Speaker 14: a forty seven year old boyfriend that works as a
• 23:41
  Speaker 14: restaurant manager.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: He referred one of his.
• 23:43
  Speaker 14: Waitresses to get her hair done and she paid me
• 23:46
  Speaker 14: in cash two hundred and ten dollars. When she was leaving,
• 23:51
  Speaker 14: she said she was going to thank my man for
• 23:53
  Speaker 14: getting her hair done. I called him and asked him
• 23:56
  Speaker 14: if he paid for it, and he denied it. I
• 23:58
  Speaker 14: don't know who to believe, and I want to beat
• 24:01
  Speaker 14: them both. Why would she lie about it?
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Well, what did she lie about it?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I don't think that she Well, she said she gonna
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: go and and forgetting her hair done. Could she have
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: been said, I want to thank your man for sending
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: me over here to get my hair done, because you
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: did such a wonderful job.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Cash.
• 24:24
  Speaker 14: She paid in cash, and yeah, and she thinks her
• 24:27
  Speaker 14: man supply the money for it, paid for it.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, there are some stupid men in this world.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he denied it, He said he didn't. Well maybe
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: what you said, see maybe.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: That, I mean it could be. I just want to
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: thank him for sending me over here. Man, you did
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: such a great job. Man, I don't know if cash
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: meant that he gave it to her. You know, he
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: just recommended that she go what she looked like. You know,
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: that's the last time, you know, that's our last time. Yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: that ain't gonna help me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: the last time I'm doing the hair.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: You can bleed that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash. What
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: you want now? You didn't have braiden Bier sus I ain't.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: You know? She was throwing shade?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, Why you sit her over there to
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: your woman if you're doing something, it's beyond stupidity to me.
• 25:20
  Speaker 12: All the place you could have sent her, well.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, the whole lot Pautier could braid hair wanted.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: She didn't pull it out when she said that.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You could have pulled her braid right on the back
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: out of there.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: No, she paid was walking out the door. You think
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: you're gonna take some braids out of woman's hair after
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: she just had them done, set there for hours. I
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: got a whole other news for you. That's a whole
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: other strawberry letter in.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: She snatched my braid. That's the subject, all right. Moving
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: on Mika and Fayette.
• 25:55
  Speaker 14: Bill says, I'm a fifty year old divorced woman and
• 25:58
  Speaker 14: I'm still having sex with my husband. He is remarried,
• 26:01
  Speaker 14: but his wife doesn't enjoy sex as much as I do,
• 26:04
  Speaker 14: so we have an arrangement. He said it's getting too
• 26:07
  Speaker 14: expensive and he wants to pay me a flat rate
• 26:10
  Speaker 14: monthly instead of each time he visits. I told him
• 26:13
  Speaker 14: he could get it free if he left his wife
• 26:14
  Speaker 14: and came back to me. He hasn't called me in
• 26:17
  Speaker 14: a few days. Is he considering it? Or did I
• 26:19
  Speaker 14: run him off for good?
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: You ran him off, You raad him off.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: He's your ex for a reason. He want you for
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: what he got you for, not for nothing else. You
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: too much with the rest of it. You're just too much.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: It's too much with you. But if I can just
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: come over here now here on a flat rate. So
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: now you're not really having sex with your ex husband.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: You are the owner.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: And operator of the brothel, and now you won't And
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: you think he's reinconsidering to move back into the brothel.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: But if he moved back into the brothel, they don't
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: just be brothel duties being performed. You're talking in worrying
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: him about other stuff. So, lady, and then you got
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: to remember why you all became divorced in exites in
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: the first place. And I'm pretty sure it would have
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: something to do with that other wife.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: You got. How much is she charging him monthly? Don't?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: What is this car? I don't know.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: But he want a flat rate, don't just a monthly rate.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: And he won't come over. He won't like put on salary. Yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: I just put you on salary. Then when I come over,
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: if I come over four five times, that's the same
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: as two.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he want a salary to employ you. They don't
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: do that at the brothels. They don't have packages at
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: the brothel. I don't think. I'm pretty sure I'll pay
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: you as.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You go all a car? Yeah, all right, Moving on
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to Danny and Baltimore.
• 27:52
  Speaker 14: Danny says, I'm twenty eight years old and my boyfriend
• 27:55
  Speaker 14: and I have been.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Together for six years.
• 27:58
  Speaker 14: I've been messing around on him, and I think it's
• 28:00
  Speaker 14: time for us to break up because he never talks
• 28:02
  Speaker 14: about us having a future together. When I try to
• 28:06
  Speaker 14: leave him, he cries and has an attitude for days.
• 28:11
  Speaker 14: I hate to upset him, but I don't want a
• 28:13
  Speaker 14: cry baby man that doesn't have a five year plan.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Do I cut him off cold turkey?
• 28:18
  Speaker 14: Or do I talk to him in person, let him cry,
• 28:22
  Speaker 14: and then leave him.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Hey, ma'am, why did you write us, Danny? Why did
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: you write us? You don't want this man. He's a
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: cry baby. You've been sleeping around on him for six years.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: You obviously want to sleep around more than you want him.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: You don't loan him.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Upset because you're a nice person. But you're a nice
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: person with tricky ways. It's not a lot of people
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: like you, Danny. It's okay. Just go on about your business.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Just look, we threw that's it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Let him cry. Ain't going to do what you've been doing?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Next question.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Sure, we're not dealing with Danny no more.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's all We have shoot you crying up?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: He cry can cry now?
• 29:14
  Speaker 13: Don't leave me, Janny.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: I don't want to sit here with all this crime.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: We were meant to be. Did you hear what I said?
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crying.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: I just care you punk up.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: That's why she's cheating. Don't nobody want you?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Jenny coming up?
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Thank you feelings Steve Harvey Marley show Man. It might
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: be two birds in that bush, But if you let
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: this bird go to reach in there for the two
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: in the bush and they fly out the bush, you
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: ain't got nothing. A bird in the hand is worth
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: two in the bush.
• 30:03
  Speaker 12: But if it's two and that I having to catch both,
• 30:06
  Speaker 12: wouldn't that be better?
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: See key word in there was a small word with
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: the smaller, the smallest words with the biggest consequences. If
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: if I rob this bank and if they don't catch me,
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be rich man. Okay, A whole lot of
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: ifs sitting in prison today, coming up.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Right up to you. This is holiday phrases at the Christmas.
• 30:33
  Speaker 16: Holiday phrases at the Christmas party. We'll I'm gonna go
• 30:36
  Speaker 16: to these Christmas parties inside the friend's house, our relatives house.
• 30:40
  Speaker 16: We we're gonna just make the setting. We're gonna play
• 30:42
  Speaker 16: some music for you're in a real Christmas party. And
• 30:45
  Speaker 16: these are some of the phrases that you're here at
• 30:48
  Speaker 16: your average black Christmas party.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Key word black. I heard that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 14: All right, here we go and now we take you
• 30:59
  Speaker 14: to every holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds
• 31:03
  Speaker 14: of a black Christmas party.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know you could have been.
• 31:11
  Speaker 13: Hey, can I can I get some of y'all to
• 31:13
  Speaker 13: help me put an earl in the car?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Somebody? Well, I'd like to laugh too. So what did
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: she say? That was?
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: So?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Anybody seen my purse?
• 31:28
  Speaker 14: It was right there on the kitchen table, right there.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I put it right there. Yeah, that's what Hey, y'all,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: y'all can't snoke that in my mama house. And y'all
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: out of toilet papers where y'all keep it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Plugs the whoop, I'm gonna need that project may hold up,
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: y'all don't go in there.
• 31:56
  Speaker 12: So what so what the girl like girls kill on me?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: What do I have to do with you?
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: Girl?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't saying nothing.
• 32:07
  Speaker 13: We can take all this outside.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, now that's real.
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: I love y'all in all, but I'm stay out of
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: my bedroom right there.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: No, it's not a we. This is my real hair. Yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: my real hair. Hey.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Look, if I was young, I stay out there bathroom
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: for about leave forty five minutes.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, you'll know. I ain't know it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Was out The hell made this age.
• 32:58
  Speaker 13: That's why I told you I needed help to get
• 33:00
  Speaker 13: him in the cup.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Went in heavy.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Break another ornament on that tree. We ain't gonna have
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: nothing to hang on it next year.
• 33:20
  Speaker 13: I know you ain't ot there peeing in my mama backyard.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, come on, dog, stop.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Stop balling that Christmas plate balk.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna use it next year. Oh she knew he
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: was married. She knew he was married.
• 33:36
  Speaker 12: Uh huh uh that's him.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Well went a white woman. This this sounds you here
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: at a black Yes, I'll accept the charge. Can coming
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: watch first?
• 33:55
  Speaker 13: They they don't let him preach your church, but he
• 33:59
  Speaker 13: want to come up here and pray for thirty minutes.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: It's just too much right that. Yeah, she had another baby. Hey, y'all,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: as long as from the prison, everybody won't say h yeah, yes,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: that was my next.
• 34:13
  Speaker 13: Hey Robert, what's up y'all?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up?
• 34:21
  Speaker 13: Fair man?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I wish I could be that with y'all.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: All over there, everybody man, pass the.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Floor around everybody?
• 34:34
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Huh, let me talk to Berne.
• 34:40
  Speaker 13: Hey, Bernita, Uh, Robert on the phone.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I ain't say nothing. We'll go ahead this, you know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: talk to you.
• 34:49
  Speaker 16: I can't believe the family that don't bring it things
• 34:51
  Speaker 16: take the most home.
• 34:58
  Speaker 12: Look at me, we buy dagon, can't.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Hold on good prayer last, this isn't gotten late. We
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: probably gonna have to stay to night.
• 35:17
  Speaker 13: I don't I don't go out that drive now, you know,
• 35:22
  Speaker 13: Claire don't like to drive at night.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Why we can't eat too late? Get here?
• 35:33
  Speaker 12: Did y'all going to living room and speak to Bernice
• 35:35
  Speaker 12: in the Hospital's.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Gonna walk right by. What y'all doing in the Hey,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you're the.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: Black christ here.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get up breaking apart it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, we've been out to christ.
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  Speaker 1: Long black house, black house. Go out there and tell
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  Speaker 1: Davonte to look.
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  Speaker 13: Bring that walker back in here so mister sil can
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  Speaker 13: get to the table.
• 36:09
  Speaker 16: You mean, Timmy, I ain't got no flat screens.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Give miss from from the hospital, bell your grandmama from
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: the hospital bed and.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Turn them greens down.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Smell them in here. Hey, can anybody give me a jump?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go to woods O Thanksgiving, he worked,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and get hit and get the doubles, get pack double tonight.
• 36:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, get that over time, get your seals like can
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  Speaker 10: feel like, well.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Get out of here. Watch this game, y'all. Y'all need
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: y'all TV be cutting off. We'll go on to the
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: house so I can see this game.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You fool, you're talking like somebody then took them falling chairs?
• 37:03
  Speaker 13: I know we had eight boling chairs.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: Now who they have took that fall off the table?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Who just a fall? That's my fault? All right, we
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: gotta go.
• 37:15
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• 37:53
  Speaker 14: It is time now, guys, for a round of would
• 37:56
  Speaker 14: you rather? Would you rather eat a rare steak? Or
• 38:00
  Speaker 14: would you rather eat a bowl of boiled okrah slimy
• 38:05
  Speaker 14: oh oh?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I love ok, I need my stake medium like live.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: There, really careful, live like that all right?
• 38:24
  Speaker 14: Would you rather take a trip to the moon or
• 38:26
  Speaker 14: take a trip to Hawaii?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Nice? But with an X? What time are we taking off?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: He sitting upon that in that astronaut, So make sure I.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Got enough oxygen to take back.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: You know, we gotta go. I'll slide that helmet down
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the countdown six.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: Five, protect me, Lord Jesus.
• 38:55
  Speaker 12: Oh to.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Blast off?
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, suit, don't know nothing about.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Back, looking back at the earth, tears, just running down
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: my fleet.
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: You would rather do all that and then go to
• 39:16
  Speaker 10: Hawaii with your.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Dog being they soup drinking tang and eating my food
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: out of the little squeeze too.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: And yeah, just jamificating in that suit, don't it? Okay,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: that's soup.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: I just had a suit on here, just floating in their.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Crazy all right.
• 39:46
  Speaker 14: Would you rather give your wife a hall pass one
• 39:50
  Speaker 14: hall path or get a root canal? Every single year
• 39:55
  Speaker 14: hall pass a root canal? The root canal, my wife, I'm.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Just gonna be over when you sleep with somebody else
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: it finn be over. No, now it's goin to be over.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: I get the root canal. I'm gonna tell you so
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: much drugs at that I won't I won't know it
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: was a root all canal?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Be take it so much drugs?
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: All right, Hey, let me tell you something. I'm gonna
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: have so much drugs in me. I can do it myself.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: What the root canal? Got it?
• 40:38
  Speaker 13: Doc?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: It is the tooth and the root alright, last.
• 40:44
  Speaker 14: One, if we can get to it. Would you rather
• 40:45
  Speaker 14: have a leaked sex tape or be ridiculed for telling
• 40:49
  Speaker 14: a bad joke?
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Wow, I've already been ridiculed for telling the bad joke.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: You know, work. You put that sex tape out there?
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Boy?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Right here, right now, we start right there, clown. Thank
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: you guys. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:22
  Speaker 14: It is time now to check Steve's voicemail and if
• 41:24
  Speaker 14: you would like to leave a message for Steve, all
• 41:26
  Speaker 14: you have to do is call him eight seven seven
• 41:28
  Speaker 14: twenty nine, Steve, eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, you
• 41:31
  Speaker 14: might just hear your call on the air, ready, Steve.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: This one's from This is from a loyal listener out
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: of Florida.
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: Hey, how you doing, mister Harvey. My name is Tremaine.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: I live in Tampa, Florida. I really appreciate the message
• 41:46
  Speaker 11: that you give, the positivity you bring, your whole crew, Nephew,
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: Tommy Junior, n Shirley, MS.
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: Carler, the whole crew.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: We love y'all. Man.
• 41:55
  Speaker 11: Let me tell you something, my man, you made me
• 41:57
  Speaker 11: a better man. I listen to you every single morning.
• 42:01
  Speaker 11: I can't get to work or do my exercise. Well,
• 42:04
  Speaker 11: I'm putting you on first. God bless you, brother, and
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: God bless the.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: Whole crew.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: And Florida and Tampa.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Yet I'm steady trying to be a better man myself.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: I ain't even gonna lie to you. And it's an
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: all going process.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, keep on. You can be something one day. I
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: know you are. I believe it. I b scholar. Steve
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: needs some relationship advice.
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: I'm engaged to a seventy year old woman.
• 42:32
  Speaker 15: I am seventy two and we have a great relationship spiritually, emotionally,
• 42:38
  Speaker 15: and I love her very much.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: She loves me.
• 42:40
  Speaker 11: She's got a friend that's interfering, and I don't know
• 42:44
  Speaker 11: how to approach her when I meet her, or at
• 42:48
  Speaker 11: least sometime in December.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Just needs some advice.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Well, sir, I ain't never been seventy two, but some
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: thing's never change. I think you're gonna have to slide
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: up on the friend. And that did he say they
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: was gonna meet in December? Yeah, but she been in
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: the field, just such a girl that you cared out
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: about it and just say, hey, listen, I love you,
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: I care about you.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: I'm in this with you and with you only.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: I appreciate your friends concern, but I don't think your
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: friend really has any idea what the hell she talking
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: about because she by her loneliness itself, and four of
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: her husbands is dead, So why are we listening to
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: her old?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Anyway?
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Her old and lonely.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: And I heard that three of the husbands ain't really dead,
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: no way, They just disappeared on her app So why
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: are we worrying about her? So you know, man, just well,
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: I won't love you, I'm gonna stay with you. I
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: want us to form a two handed circle, and we
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: don't want anybody else in it there. And she may
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: be well meaning, but she don't mean well. And I'd
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: like to just let you know that I'm here for you.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: I'll do anything for you. But she is messing it
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: up for us. And I'm asking you to ignore her
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: because look at her lonely. That's why she got time,
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: because she ain't got nobody, and don't nobody want her
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: cause she miss it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: Too.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: You seventy two dog, y'all are just gone. Say that
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: he sounded some mild tempered though, you know.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sometimes you can't be mild to ignance is
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: always I keep up a handful of it. Close back
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: you stay ready. I got it, I got it in
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: one of these pockets. Got ignorance for you.
• 44:40
  Speaker 14: Well, please let us know how it turns out, sir.
• 44:43
  Speaker 14: This last caller, Steve doesn't like your new suits.
• 44:48
  Speaker 17: Yes, I'm just calling in to say we don't like
• 44:52
  Speaker 17: your new suit collection at all. We don't like the
• 44:57
  Speaker 17: shirt Tai is the same color. We don't like all
• 45:01
  Speaker 17: the pastels and the velvet and satin looking suits. Don't
• 45:07
  Speaker 17: like the yellow sharkruses light blues and a coppery orange color.
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: But anyway, shirt and tie the.
• 45:17
  Speaker 17: Same color, it just doesn't cut it. We like your
• 45:20
  Speaker 17: older collection better.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you, bye, well, thank you, thank you for calling
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and everything.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: And not to be disrespectful, but I didn't expect your
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: old to buy it in no way. The reason that
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: I made the shirts and ties the same is because
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: if you look, I've done taken on a more monoc
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: monochromatic and that's what a lot of the guys were
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: asking for.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: So that's what I made. I don't expect your old
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: to change.
• 45:52
  Speaker 17: Suits.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Don't buy we gotta go.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you've got one of them. Good morning.
• 46:04
  Speaker 14: This is Shirley's Strawberry and tis the season for happiness
• 46:08
  Speaker 14: and love and giving and family. Happy Holidays. From the
• 46:13
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• 46:16
  Speaker 14: Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 46:23
  Speaker 14: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
• 46:26
  Speaker 14: the subject my holy lover's double life.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, marinade on that for a minute. We'll get into
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that in just a little bit. I already know, but
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: right now you think you do. Right now, the nephew
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: for his neph?
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: Well, let me see, well what let me dig into
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: the stupid archives.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: And see what. I here we go. Wedding?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: What you got?
• 47:00
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: Did you just hear me?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Did you hear me?
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: What?
• 47:02
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: With the w Oh?
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: My god?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that? I said?
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: What?
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: Wedding? Wedding in Jamaica? Well, you could be a wedding
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: in Jamaica. Okay, all right, let's get married. Let's go
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: get don.
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: Hello.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to reach Ivan.
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: Please keep that in at the moment. This is Jannie.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Can I help you?
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: My name is Mark. I'm calling from a travel agency.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, hey, how you doing.
• 47:33
  Speaker 18: I'm good, I'm good. I actually have some information for him.
• 47:37
  Speaker 18: He just finished paying his last payment. As far as
• 47:39
  Speaker 18: you all trim, you guys are getting you guys are
• 47:42
  Speaker 18: getting married, going on honeymoon?
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: Is that right?
• 47:44
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 47:45
  Speaker 9: Next month?
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: Congratulations? Yeah?
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: Thank you?
• 47:48
  Speaker 18: Okay, well listen, I got your information for you, and
• 47:51
  Speaker 18: I wanted to make sure the million address was correct
• 47:53
  Speaker 18: so I could know you guys flight tickets out as
• 47:57
  Speaker 18: well as a few forms and things like that, so
• 47:59
  Speaker 18: you guys would be pretty much while taken care of. Okay, okay,
• 48:03
  Speaker 18: are you pretty pretty excited about this?
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm excited, very excited. I can't tell you.
• 48:09
  Speaker 18: Okay, good, good, good, Well, i'll tell you what in April.
• 48:12
  Speaker 18: I tell you, Jamaica Queens is going to be a
• 48:14
  Speaker 18: great place and the snow will have burned off by then,
• 48:17
  Speaker 18: and then it'll be pretty much, uh, the summer coming around.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Alcherio's
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: in Jamaica, you know the islands.
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: Wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait.
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: There's no snow.
• 48:32
  Speaker 18: Okay, hang on, hand, hang on. I've been working with
• 48:37
  Speaker 18: Ivan on this for quite some time, and I actually.
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: Have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens.
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: Now, there has to be some sort of mistake because, oh,
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: you're going to Alcherioskay, but.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: That's not what I have. I have. I have Jamaica Queens.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: I have New York.
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: Okay, well, I'm telling you you wrong. I don't know
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: if you pulled up the wrong person.
• 48:58
  Speaker 18: No, and then right, I'm sorry, Ivan and Janes and
• 49:03
  Speaker 18: you guys are going out the second weekend in April.
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: Is that correct?
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: That's correct?
• 49:07
  Speaker 9: But we're going to Taria, No, why are you guys
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: scheduled for Jamaica Queens.
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there,
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: Love New York. But I'm not getting married there.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: So what do we need to do?
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know what to do at this
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: point right now.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: I need you to figure that out because I'm getting
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: married next month.
• 49:28
  Speaker 18: And I understand that, and I understand that. But I
• 49:30
  Speaker 18: have worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and
• 49:34
  Speaker 18: I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens.
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: I have the hotels somebody.
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: I know it was not Ivan. I know it was
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: not him, Love New York, but that's not where I'm
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: getting married.
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: I understand.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: I understand what you're saying. Now, Okay, I'm letting you know,
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: because you're raising your voice at me. I'm letting you
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: know that Ivan has scheduled this and you guys are
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: scheduled to make a Queens.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: Okay, you don't let me know where I'm getting married.
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: We've written you checks. So I need you to correct
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: the problem, and I will continue to raise my boys
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: until you are somebody at your wherever you are, corrects
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: the problem. You're not gonna You're not gonna yell at me,
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: and now you're yelling at me.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to keep
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: my composure. Okay, I've been working with.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: We're done. I need to talk to you, Superior. I'm sorry.
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: month and you're coming and telling me that. I but
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: I need somebody else on the phone.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: Okay, I need somebody else.
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: You need to tell me what you are because I'm
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: ready to come with you. Where are you telling me?
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: A moment, I'm pulling it up to see if I
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: can get some flights out to out reels. Okay, okay, I.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: Did not believe this last minute. Oh I told him
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: to go.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: The flights are completely booked that week, I mean the
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: next and so let's you want to get a private
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: jet for fifty sixty thousand dollars. Ma'am, there's no way
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: I can get you in or out of it.
• 51:07
  Speaker 8: We might have paid you dollars. Make it happen. You
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: You don't want to talk to Island, so trust me.
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: You need to make something happen. Get back on your
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: little computer. Call somebody else in the room.
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: Can you be nice? Tell you you continue to raise
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: your voice at me. Now you're using profanity at me.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: Is going to jamake a queen?
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: Listen to me. It was your job to take care
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: of transportation for us to get from the US to Cherills,
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: from Olcherills to my Tigo bank. How would I supposed
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: to handle happened? You were supposed to handle it, and.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: They handle it. Your man said you guys were going
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: to Jamaica queen, and.
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: That's what I took for now, I said, Jamaica queens.
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: We were very clear, and I know kid was very clear.
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: I'm being very clear by now. If you just listen
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: to me, you have one job. How you rule that up?
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: I do not know, but I need you to make
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: it happen.
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: You're not going to happen. You're going to your make
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: a queen. Maybe you are his queen and he's taking
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: you to jamakeup, but that's not how he said.
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: Listen you sup, I'm not getting married in New York.
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: Do you understand me? Don't mention your New York one
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: more time in this conversation. Do not mention New York.
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: Why I am going to mention New York when that
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: is the actual ticket I have you schedule for.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Because you screwed that up and you can ready to
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: correct it. Get on the computer and correct it.
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: Figure it out.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: Your job is listen to me. Your job it is
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: from OA your reels to my Tigo bay. Focus on that,
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: work it out, make it happen.
• 52:39
  Speaker 18: Man.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: with you, Okay.
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: I need you, first of all, to stop yelling at me.
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: What the kind of customer service do you keep on
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: think this is? I asked you earlier in this conversation
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: to get somebody else on the phone if you cannot
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: help me. Now, what I need you to do is
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: figure out how you gonna get me from OATR reels
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: to my Tigo band. I'm not getting other boat. Don't
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: bring up boats, don't bring up New York. I need
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: you to work it out. Don't tell me where I'm
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: going to spend my honeymoon.
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens, New York.
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: the mistake. And I don't have a put you off.
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: I gets talked.
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: Do you hear me? Are you listening to me?
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: I can't work it out. I've already told you there's
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: nothing of Bay. Can you get it through your any
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: ody head?
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: But did you call me an?
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: Look?
• 53:35
  Speaker 8: I need you to get somebody else on this phone.
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: I promise you I'm about to reach through this phone
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: and snatch you up by your neck. Who are you
• 53:44
  Speaker 8: talking to me like this?
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: This is the kind of service you get when you
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  Speaker 14: Subject My Holy Lover's Daily Life, A double life, My
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  Speaker 14: Holy Lover's Double Life. Stephen Shirley, I'm in the three
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  Speaker 14: way love affair with a man that is my pastor
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  Speaker 14: and my marriage counselor. I went to my pastor a
• 56:54
  Speaker 14: year ago to get spiritual guidance so I could stay
• 56:58
  Speaker 14: on the street narrow in my marriage. I was thinking
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  Speaker 14: about cheating and had one foot out the door. My
• 57:04
  Speaker 14: pastor is married, so I meet with his wife on
• 57:07
  Speaker 14: Wednesdays for spiritual guidance, and I meet with them both
• 57:11
  Speaker 14: once a week to overcome the boredom in my marriage.
• 57:15
  Speaker 14: Over the course of a few weeks, my pastor found
• 57:18
  Speaker 14: out about my past life as a.
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  Speaker 1: Dancer, and he used it to his advantage.
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  Speaker 14: He told me that if I can make amends with
• 57:27
  Speaker 14: my past and put it behind me, I would be
• 57:29
  Speaker 14: able to be a happy housewife. He told his wife
• 57:33
  Speaker 14: that it's best for its best that he and I
• 57:35
  Speaker 14: do one on one sessions, so I started seeing him alone.
• 57:40
  Speaker 14: He had me do an interpretive dance for him, which
• 57:43
  Speaker 14: is basically a strip tease. Without taking my pants off.
• 57:48
  Speaker 14: I could tell he was aroused, so I lost my
• 57:51
  Speaker 14: mind temporarily and went over to give him a lap dance.
• 57:54
  Speaker 14: From there, we went back into the closet of his
• 57:57
  Speaker 14: office and I closed the deal with him. He's been
• 58:00
  Speaker 14: paying me for dances for the last three weeks, and
• 58:04
  Speaker 14: not only did it fire up something in me, I
• 58:06
  Speaker 14: realized I am sitting on my real moneymaker. Although I'm
• 58:10
  Speaker 14: thirty six years old, I'm still in great shape and
• 58:13
  Speaker 14: I have all I need to get the bills paid.
• 58:16
  Speaker 14: Pastor is a lot happier too, and he has told
• 58:19
  Speaker 14: me that my marriage will never work because my husband
• 58:22
  Speaker 14: lacks self esteem and can't deal with a sexy woman
• 58:25
  Speaker 14: like me. I love my husband and the stability that
• 58:29
  Speaker 14: he provides, but the pastor is well and doubt and
• 58:32
  Speaker 14: makes me feel like myself again, My holy lover has
• 58:35
  Speaker 14: a double life, and I'm so confused about what I
• 58:38
  Speaker 14: should do. Should I end my affair with my pastor?
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: Hmm?
• 58:44
  Speaker 14: Should you end your affair with the pastor? You ask, well,
• 58:48
  Speaker 14: you know what they say if you got to ask,
• 58:51
  Speaker 14: and I'll answer you this way. Do you want to
• 58:55
  Speaker 14: go straight to hell?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're aiming for here? Straight?
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  Speaker 18: There?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to do because you're stripping
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  Speaker 1: for your pastor?
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  Speaker 14: Okay, I don't know if you've completely wrapped your mind
• 59:07
  Speaker 14: around that. Of course, he of all people should know better.
• 59:12
  Speaker 14: I mean not only that instead of leading you to Christ,
• 59:15
  Speaker 14: he's corrupting you in the worst way. I mean, nothing
• 59:18
  Speaker 14: about this is right. You know this, Nothing about this
• 59:21
  Speaker 14: is godly, Nothing about this is Christian. Nothing about this
• 59:25
  Speaker 14: is helping you in your marriage. Nothing. It's just wrong
• 59:29
  Speaker 14: on every level. I mean, there's some things in life
• 59:32
  Speaker 14: that you should know that you should not do, and
• 59:34
  Speaker 14: this is one of them. There's nothing redeeming in this letter,
• 59:39
  Speaker 14: and I just got to say it again. You're stripping
• 59:41
  Speaker 14: for your pastor, your lap dancing for your pastor, your
• 59:46
  Speaker 14: married pastor, the same pastor who talked badly about your
• 59:49
  Speaker 14: man said he had low self esteem, can't deal with
• 59:52
  Speaker 14: a sexy woman like you? Or excuse me, I'm sorry.
• 59:55
  Speaker 14: Was that supposed to be counseling that he gave you
• 59:57
  Speaker 14: when he talked about that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is terrible. He's in no position,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: this pastor, to give you any advice.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 14: And I don't want you to be confused any longer
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 14: because you say you're so confused about what you should do.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta stop this. Okay, pull yourself together, girl, think
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: about what you're doing. You gotta break up with this pastor.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: This is foolishness.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 14: Have you even considered that his wife may come in
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 14: his office at some point or your husband may find out?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna live that down? I just don't
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: understand what you're doing.
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  Speaker 14: This is craziness. You gotta You've gotta let this go.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 14: And the pastor does not need to be a pastor.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Steve my holy lover's double life.
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  Speaker 5: To me, this letter is a lot about the pastor
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: that's got a lot to do with her, but it's
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: a lot about what It's a lot about both of them. Oh,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: just Stephen, Shirley, I'm in a three way love affair
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: with a man that is my pastor and marriage counselor.
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  Speaker 6: He's your pastor and your marriage counselor.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: You're in a three way love affair with your pastor,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: massag So he done counseled you.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: He done counseled you right into his arms. That's the
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: counseling he did.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: I went to my past a year ago to get
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: spiritual guidance so I could stay on the straight and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: narrow in my marriage. Now listen to this. I was
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: thinking about cheating and had one foot out the door.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: You told him the snake the serpent that you was
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: thinking about cheat.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: You know what he heard, Oh she want to step out.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: Oh I'm counseling this hill.
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  Speaker 5: So then you said you had a foot out your door.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Your pass is marriage. So you meet his wife on
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Wednesdays for spiritual Now this this is wild Wednesday's right here,
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  Speaker 5: because you go down there on wild Widnesday to meet
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: with his wife for some guidance. Indeed, ain't no nobody
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: giving you information that you need once a week to
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: overcome the boredom in my marriage?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: Wait what, I'm confused?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: You go talk to another marriage couple to overcome the
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: boredom in your marriage, but you leave your husband at home, right.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I don't understand how you accomplish getting over boredom when
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: you got When you're taking up time to meet with
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: them both and just her on a Wednesdays, that's two
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: meetings a week where you could be at the house
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: being excited.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: All right, Hang on, Steve, Yeah, hang on.
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  Speaker 16: Uh.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 14: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:02:59
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• 1:03:02
  Speaker 14: my holy Lover's double life. We'll get back into it
• 1:03:05
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  Speaker 14: today's Strawberry letter. The subject my holy lover's double life, my.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Holy lover's double life, and YO double life too.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Hell, I'm at three way love affair with a man
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: that's my past and my marriage counselor.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: He thene counseled you right into his arms.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: I went to my past a year ago to get
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: spiritual guidance so I can stay on the straight and
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: narrow in my marriage. I was thinking about cheating and
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: had one foot out the door. You told the snake
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: in the grass that you didn't know was the snake
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: in the grass yet that you was thinking about cheating.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, duly noted.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Then your pastor is married too, so you meet with
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: his wife on Wednesday. We're gonna call you wild Wednesdays.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: All wacky Wednesdays, we having the whacky meeting with the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: pastor's wife, which obviously ain't nobody giving you no valuable
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: information in none of these meetings, because all your meeting
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: that led to is an affair with the pastor without
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: his wife, Because.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Then you said.
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  Speaker 5: You meet with them both once a week to overcome
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: the boredom in your marriage. Over the course of a
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: few weeks, your pastor found out about my past life
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: as a dancer.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: You told him. You the gators due all he needed.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: Let's think about this.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: You told your husband you bored you, and told your
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: pastor you bored You, then told your pastor you was
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: thinking about cheating, and you then told your pastor you
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: was a dancer. Big mean, that's the trifecta. He got
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: it all, lot of rebels going off. I told him
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: my past life, I was a dancer, and he used
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: it to his advantage. You add that into the fact
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: that you want to cheat and you bored at the house,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: and we got a problem. He told me that if
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: I could make amends with my past and put it
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: behind me, I would be able to be a happy housewife.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: I don't understand that counselor at all, but okay, he
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: told his wife that it's best that he and I
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: do one on one sessions and hunt.
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  Speaker 7: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was good. Okay, so I started seeing him.
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  Speaker 5: Alone he had me do as soon as you got
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: to he had you do an interpretive dance for him,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: which is basically a strip tease without taking my pants off.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: This is so you could come to terms with your
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: past and be a better housewife. When he asked you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: to do the dance, I could tell he was a rouse. Well,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: if you've given him a lap dance, you're gonna be tell.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be able to tell.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna tell like you know, like it ain't
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: like you psychic.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now. It's stupid. The
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: lap dance.
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  Speaker 5: I could tell he was a rived like you like
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: like like you like you a psychic or something. I
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: can tell you right there. Anybody would have been in there,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: would he knew that? Tell a dude to sitting next
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: to him at the strip club.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Know that man. Anyway, I could tell he was a rise.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: So I lost my mind temporarily and I went over
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: to give him a lap dance. And then from there
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: we went back into the closet of his office and
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: I closed to.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Deal with him.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Now this old food been paying you for dances for
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: the last three weeks, and not only did it fire
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: up something in me, here we go, I realized I'm
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: sitting on my real money maker. He that asked you
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: to come to terms with your past, and obviously the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: thing you came to terms with was he thatne brought
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: it back to current. So now what you used to do,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: he got you now doing for him, because guess what,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: Although she say I'm thirty five years old, he been
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: paying you for dancers for the last three weeks and
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: I'm thirty six. I'm still in great shape and I
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: have all I need to get the bills paid. I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: thought you was in there for Madge counselor. You ain't
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: said nothing about you was broke. You did not mention
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: you is broke. So now somewhere in the counselor is
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: section session you told him you was born.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: You told him he was thinking about cheatney. You told
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: him he used to be a dancer.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: And somewhere in there you to mention you ain't got
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: no money. And he done told you you need to
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: resolve your past. So now he got you bringing your
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: past to the present. Now you think you're finna be
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: a full time stripple. Pastor is a lot happier too,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: and he has told me that this pastor dog, your
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: marriage would hit. My marriage would never work because my
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: husband lacks self esteem. Kate deal with a sexy woman
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: like me.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: But he can't.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: Of course he paying. I love my husband and the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: stability that he provides.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I thought you was broke. What is you dancing to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: pay the bills for him.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: You love your husband and the stability he provides.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: What kind of letter is this?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: It don't make no sense, but the pastor is well
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: and it makes me feel like myself again. My holy
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: lover has a double life, and I'm so confused. You
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: got one too about what I should do. Now, here's
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: the golden line in this whole thing. Should I end
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: my affair with my pastor?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Lady?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: How does sound to you?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Shirley said, do you want to go straight to hell?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: I would like to add to that statement and say,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: do you want to go to hell with your pastor?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Because I thank y'all going on a buddy past That's
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: what I think.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Good one, All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 12: me out, all right, help me out?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 12: Christmas time is here without a doubt, So I'm asking
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 12: Uncle Stephen Tommy to help me out. Let's talk about
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 12: the obvious, because it don't make no sense how y'all climb.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Here every day because I ain't got a fence. So
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: guess what. That's what I want Santa to bring me.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: And when I say son, when I say Santa, I
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: mean Uncle Stephen.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: Time.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I got some estimates. I can get them to you
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: and call it. You be laughing sometimes so you can
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: chip in too. I'm not gonna hold y'all. That's basically
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: what I want to say. Y'all. Gotta good week to have.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 12: My fence up by Christmas day and the woods gonna
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 12: be treated the end, not the wood.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Snap your fingers, y'all. It's all I want for Christmas.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: It's a fence. You didn't let us down.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: What do you think.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: That little rabbit?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: Por I told you wasn't gonna be nothing for it,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: said minute Unco.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: You can't bless me with the fence. You and Tommy,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: both of y'all bless you. I got the estimates. I'm
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: gonna send them to you today. Estimate. You have to yeah, estimates, estimates, Yeah,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: the costs.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 12: You want to just say costs, Okay, the costs then, yeah,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 12: I think the cost I got the costs.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Here's my point. Oh, tell me to be more supportive.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: Even wrote this poem, but as you got started, I
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: saw I wasn't gonna be able to keep up with
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: where it was going. Now, you had a lot of
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: time to spend money on yourself, but you've done it
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: for everybody else. And now you're sitting up in here
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: wanting to burn a Christmas law when you have spent
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: all your money on that dog. And now you're sitting
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: up here and you to wrote a poem like this,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: and you think me and Tommy gonna buy your fish.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You got another thing coming.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: If you think that's true, because you ain't nothing but
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: a grad big old food. I thank you for the
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: poem in the time you spent, but you ain't gonna
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: get a.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: And that was off the cup. Baby.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 14: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 14: So this is from Facebook from Dre. Dre writes, I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 14: have a family friend who'd hit hard times. However, this
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 14: family friend also has a reputation for lying and not
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 14: paying people back. Now he's trying to guilt me and
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 14: my entire family, talking about I'm turning my back on him. Well,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 14: that's where I am right now, and I'm in the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 14: position to help. But I know darn well I will
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 14: never see the money back since no one else can
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 14: really help or is willing to. I'm like Tupac, all
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 14: eyes on me, man, I'm not going to change my mind.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: So am I wrong?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: No to see me.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: See, you can't create a track record and then try
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: to get off the track in front of somebody you'd ran.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: Around on all this time. It's just not how it works.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, heay man, When you create a reputation, then you're
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: gonna have to You're gonna have to lay You make
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: a bed, you gotta lay in it. Dog, I'm sorry
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: you don't pay people back. Now you're backing me talking
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: about y'all turning your back. Yeah, okay, cool, But here's
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: the deal with me. If you did not have my number,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: what would you do?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: See, naw, gonna get to doing that because you already
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: know I got it, So you don't save all that
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: with me. I tell people all the time. First of all,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: hey man, let me holler at you now. Okay, I'm
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: gonna wait seventy two hours.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: Wore I return that from him?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: Don't text me or nothing. Hey man, Hey man, when
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: you get a free moment, call me. Okay, I'm not
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: free for seventy two hours. I'm busying. Hey man, I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: got an emergency.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: This is what I got.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: I got a text from a dude. I have any emergency?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: He texted me, I have an emergency. Who the hell
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: got an emergency in textis.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 17: Boy?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Stop? So I waited myself.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Seventy two hours and called him back because all emergencies
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: passed in seventy two hours.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: Trust me when I.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Tell you that. Okay, he said, you're into crisis management anyway?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 12: You know that it's just Dane Jarvis.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: No, no, you know why you asked?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Why you asked?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Junior?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Sound like somebody I might know everybody? No, No, it's
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: not Alvin.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 10: No, No, I was gonna ask you. But he feels guilty,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 10: So how does he deal with that guilt? Feeling guilt is.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: The most useless emotion that we have as human beings.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he serves no purpose. What's the purpose of guilt.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: No, stop, Why why you got to feel guilt that
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: he's not your child?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's your friend, a family friend.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: He's not your child, y'all ain't took no vows.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: He's not your wife. No, he a family friend that
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: ain't been much of a friend, right, all right, you
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: all have a one sided friendship. Now I'm gonna let
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: you go over there and stay on your side for
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: a while.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 14: All right, Let's see if we have time for another one.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 14: This one's from Nicole on Steve HARVFM. She says, my
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 14: husband and I went out of town to have Thanksgiving
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 14: with his family. He started drinking with his brother at noon,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 14: and by the time dinner was served, they were both
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 14: drunk as heck. He embarrassed himself in front of his
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 14: whole family, and I was left to take care of
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 14: him and then drive us home afterwards. We're supposed to
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 14: go again at Christmas, and I told him I'm not
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 14: going now. He thinks I'm being unreasonable and is mad
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 14: at me. I haven't done anything wrong and I shouldn't
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 14: be made to feel bad after what he put me through.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Steve backed me up. Am I wrong? Am I overreacting?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Best office is a good excuse me. The best defense
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: is a good offense. So now he defensive about what
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: he did. And so now he done took the offense us.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Now he mad at you for his getting drunk, and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: you not understand.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: Please bye, ladies, stop letting these men out mad you.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you what you do. Do your job?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, we didnt out mad Marjorie. I don't give
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: a how I tried, baby, Baby, how you gonna do that?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: When misteve? All right, we gotta run.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 14: Steve coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 14: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 10: Imagine you gave your wife a gift that you thought
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 10: was perfect for her, and months later you see her
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 10: sister wearing it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: This happened to a man in Iowa, Yep.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 10: Tommy. His wife admitted that she gave the gift to
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 10: her sister as a last minute birthday gift. He was
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 10: not happy. So how do you feel about regifting? Was
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 10: the wife entitled to do whatever she wanted to do
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 10: with her gift?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Not not with something I didn't bought? Yeah, I don't
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 13: Jackie's sister Natalie cannot be walking around with what I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 13: bought Jackie at all.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: Okay, so no to the regifting because you gave it
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 10: to your wife and that's not it. It's not in
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 10: a good look.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: That ain't cool at all.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, that's that's not I don't care if
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: you don't like it, which I obviously she didn't know
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: she did.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: No, don't, I don't. I don't know. You can't do that.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: That's rude.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: I buy a gift, man, put all my thought into
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 6: this and then you give it to somebody.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what is this gift?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: Though?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: What did he buy that his wife didn't want?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: What is that?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was the last minute.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 10: She decided at the last minute to give it to
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 10: her sister, last minute birthday gift.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: So, like Steve said, whatever.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: It was real thin braceley, real real want of real
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: thin bracelet. I'm talking about man from Neil from Neil
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: sewing three, look like Goal sewing three.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 12: That's what she got, yal, We have born to see
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 12: every born to show at thirty three after the hour, will.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: Play a router.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Would you rather look like flaws. You're listening to the
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 14: a I and Amazon. It is time now, guys, for
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 14: a round of would you rather? Would you rather eat
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 14: a rare steak or would you rather eat a bold
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 14: of boiled okra fliny?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 13: Too?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 6: I need mystak medium real careful lab like that?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Would you rather take a trip to the moon or
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: take a trip to Hawaii? Nice? But with an X?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: What time were taking off? Yeah? In that astronaut, So
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: make sure I got.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: Enough oxygen to take back.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: We gotta go. I slide that helmet on.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: The countdown.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I'm scared since five protect me Lord Jesus. Three oh
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: to blast off? Yeah?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, suit don't know nothing about.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Back, looking back at the earth tears just running down
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: my fleet. You would rather do all that than go
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: to Hawaii with your.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: Space suit, drinking tang and eating my food out of
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: the little squeeze tools.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: This yeah, just saificating in that suit. Don't want to
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: win it. Okay, that's suit. I just had a suit on.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: He's just floating in there, crazy, all right?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 14: Would you rather give your wife a hall pass one
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 14: hall path or get a root canal?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Every single year? Hall pass a root canal. I'm getting
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: the root canal.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: It is gonna be over when you sleep with somebody else.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: This goin to be open. Now, it's goin to be over.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: I get the root canal.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you so many drugs at that I
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: won't I won't know it was a root all canal.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Take it so much drugs?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: All right, let me tell you somethingoul you. I'm gonna
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: have so much drugs in me. I can do it
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: myself with the root canal.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Got it?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 7: Do it is?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Go to tooth and the root alright, last one, if
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: we can get to it.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 14: Would you rather have a leaked sex tape or be
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 14: ridiculed for telling a bad joke.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Wow, I've already been ridiculed for telling a bad joke.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Work did you put that sex tape out there?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Right? Elbo? Right now, right clown, thank you.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 14: The last break of the day at forty nine minutes
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 14: after with some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 14: Steve Harvey.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: All right, close remarks.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, Let me encourage people today because
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: I want to. I want to empower everybody that's listening today.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: Here's some an interesting piece of information that you have
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: to embed in your thinking. Because you have the power
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: of choice, you can actually decide, you can actually decide
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: how you choose to live your life, and you can
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: have a direct say so in the outcome of your life.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: Life is not just you waking up and you playing
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: the cards you dealt. Now, life has some of those.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: You're gonna be dealt a blow sometimes you're gonna dealt
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: a disappointment you're gonna have to You're gonna be dealt
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: some grief. You're gonna be dealt, some setbacks. Those are
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: the cards of life. But life is ten percent what
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: happens to you. It's ninety percent what you do about it.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: Everybody gets dealt these cards at one time or another,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: but everybody handles it differently. And the difference between successful
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: people and non successful people are the way you handle
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: the cards.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: You are dealt, and you have the power to decide
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: how you do that.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: The best way to handle it is to have a
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: positive outlook towards everything. And I know that sounds difficult,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: and it's virtually impossible to maintain all the time, even
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: for me. But for the most part, I maintain a
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: positive outlook, a positive a positive attitude. I say it
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: on the radio sometime, and you begin it. If you
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: start with gratitude gratitude affects your attitude, your attitud to
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: determine your altitude. I call it the three tudes, gratitude, attitude, altitude,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: And that's the part that a lot of people miss.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: You think that you have to buy into a bad day,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: You really don't. And you can start with the way
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: you think. First of all, here's a definite daykiller if
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: you make the announcement, if you lay claim, I'm not
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: a morning person. Do you even understand what you've done?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: Can you understand the magnitude of that statement alone, I'm
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: not a morning person. Well, that's kind of crazy to me,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: because seeing as how the goal is to wake up
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: every morning, why would you not be a morning person?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: But you know how many people you've heard lay claim
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: to that, And look at everybody you know that says
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not a morning person. It explains a lot about
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: where you are. Listen to me. I love mornings. I
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: love waking up. I really like being up before the
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: suns come up. I like to wake up and hear
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: the birds praising God any morning. Do you know that
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: the birds have enough sing enough sense that when the
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: sun is cracking the sky, they start chirping.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: They praising. They're announcing a new.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: Day, rooster's crow, birds chirping, sing because it's a new day.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: They're all grateful for it. Why would you not be.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: Stop saying negative things to start your day wrong. I
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: got up on the wrong side of the bed. Okay,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: get back in it and put your feet on the
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: other side.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: You get to.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: Determine that, man, you really really do. Stop buying into something.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: Somebody talking about you they don't know you. Somebody posting
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: something about you online that's not true. What does it
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: really change unless you buy into it. I get stuff
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: posted about me online all the time that's so far
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: from truth.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: But guess what.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: I quit reading that stuff, man, I quit letting people
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: call me with it. Man, you all right what you mean?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 13: Tom?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: Are you see what they said?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't see what they said. Who is they? The internet?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 8: Boy?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Are you for real?
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  Speaker 5: You're calling me to tell me what the internet said
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  Speaker 5: when the Internet don't know me? Bruh, Listen to me.
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  Speaker 5: You know what helps me a lot. Martin Luther King
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  Speaker 5: had a saying. Martin Luther King said, a man can't
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  Speaker 5: ride your back unless you bend over. I don't bend over.
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  Speaker 5: You're not riding my back. I give nobody the power
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  Speaker 5: of my life except God Almighty. Here's the author and
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  Speaker 5: the architect of my being and my future. And I
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  Speaker 5: don't care what you say say on the internet.
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  Speaker 15: Or the podcast. You are not the architect and author
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  Speaker 15: of my being or my future. You can't destroy me
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  Speaker 15: because you didn't make me.
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  Speaker 1: And I got news for you.
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  Speaker 5: You can't stop nothing God got for me. Do you
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  Speaker 5: know something, y'all? If God gives you something, there is
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  Speaker 5: nothing no man can do about it. And they better
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  Speaker 5: be careful. They need to be careful because if God
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  Speaker 5: has blessed you, if God meant for you to have it,
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  Speaker 5: and then you see you see a person coming along
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  Speaker 5: trying to take it from you, or or oh careful,
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  Speaker 5: be very very careful. You people are not by themselves.
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  Speaker 5: People who love the Lord are not by themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 5: They got a friend, they got they got they got
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  Speaker 5: a power greater than you are me. So be very
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  Speaker 5: careful when you start touching God's people. People that love God,
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  Speaker 5: people pray people, people that's annoying it. People that God
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  Speaker 5: got on assignment, people that God got a plan for
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  Speaker 5: I'm on assignment.
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  Speaker 6: I have an assignment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 5: You can knock me if you want to, but be
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  Speaker 5: very careful. Now, I'm not supposed to say anything to you.
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  Speaker 5: Every now and then I get human, though. Every now
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  Speaker 5: and then I just I'm just human. I ran up
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  Speaker 5: into somebody that said something real negative about me something
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  Speaker 5: one time. I just, you know, I should have ignored
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  Speaker 5: it and played it off, because God don't need my help.
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  Speaker 5: Vengeance is mind, said the Lord. But when I saw him,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see the Lord at that time. So let
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  Speaker 5: God have stay on the wall.
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  Speaker 9: Y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Remember, you have a decision for choice. Is your those
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