8:45 Idiotology August 5, 2026: Fire at the Crematorium
LAPD officer facing 13 years in prison for recording racist comments of coworkers, Man chopped numerous times by lunatic with a hatchet, Fire started deliberately at crematorium, Wisconsin man flies helicopter to Cabela's because 'drive was too long'
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