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Doomed Wedding, Church Mic Snatchers, Things You Whisper, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all a suit on. Don't giving them just
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  Speaker 1: like the milking things, Steve. Listen to Steve, I don't joy.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn turn turn them out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: probably got to turn them out to turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water. Come come on your thing, huh, I shore
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  Speaker 1: will come on and everybody y'are listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now one it only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. Real glad about it too,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Um, I hope that God always keeps me
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  Speaker 1: in the frame of frame of mind to try to
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  Speaker 1: be sharing and try to be motivational enough, even when
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  Speaker 1: it's not felt or wanted by some people. I have
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  Speaker 1: people around me who seem to not benefited off anything,
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  Speaker 1: and I can sit with them and talk to them
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  Speaker 1: or take meetings with them to try to encourage them,
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  Speaker 1: and for whatever reason, you know, they want to just
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  Speaker 1: keep going the way they're going. When you run into
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  Speaker 1: people like that, you have to pray for them. You
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  Speaker 1: have to just hope that one day that they release
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  Speaker 1: the chains on their mind and open up your mind
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  Speaker 1: to a new way of thinking. A couple of things
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to go over with. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: all today in terms of motivation, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: be aware of statements or old sayings that have been
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  Speaker 1: created that you hear over the course of time, and
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  Speaker 1: you may be applying them to your life. And I
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  Speaker 1: want you to be careful of some of them because
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  Speaker 1: some of these old sayings, man, are not designed for
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  Speaker 1: people who are dreamers, are not designed for people who
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  Speaker 1: have any aspirations of being extraordinary. These are not designs
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  Speaker 1: or sayings that people who want to be extremely successful
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  Speaker 1: at anything or have high aspirations to put these sayings
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  Speaker 1: into your life. Let me give you an example. Statistics
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  Speaker 1: say that's it. That's the one who want you to
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  Speaker 1: be careful about statistics say, be very careful of stats.
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  Speaker 1: When a person says, you know, statistics say one out
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  Speaker 1: of every what see, listen to me. These are things
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  Speaker 1: that sound like they're good, sound solid advice, but they're
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  Speaker 1: setting you up for failure. And you can't adhere yourself
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  Speaker 1: to a lot of these sayings that's been passed down
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  Speaker 1: from generations. And it's not scripture. It ain't in the
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  Speaker 1: scripture nowhere that statistics say. It's just some people, and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who have lost have come up
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  Speaker 1: with these sayings to justify why they keep losing or
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  Speaker 1: why they lost. When I was ars got started in
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  Speaker 1: the business, there were more stand ups around now than
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  Speaker 1: it is today because the comedy boom in eighty four
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  Speaker 1: eighty five was it was scaining a lot of momentums,
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  Speaker 1: comedy clubs, comedy nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy
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  Speaker 1: told me, I told him I wanted to be on
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  Speaker 1: the Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show. The guy said,
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  Speaker 1: one out of every two thousand comedians ever make it
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  Speaker 1: to the Tonight Show. Okay, now, when he told us that,
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  Speaker 1: some of the comedians in the room went, well, wow,
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  Speaker 1: man's that's rough. Because a guy had also said that
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  Speaker 1: there was approximately six thousand comedians in the country at
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  Speaker 1: that time. I don't know if it was true. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you guys out the sputing numbers. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how many it was. But he said one
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  Speaker 1: in every two thousand will make it to the Tonight Show.
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  Speaker 1: And he let the air out of everybody in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Button be so every night before I went on stage,
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  Speaker 1: I used to do this right here, Bampada badla la
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  Speaker 1: la la da Badampa ba la la la da. That
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  Speaker 1: was the tonight theme song. I was young opening act
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  Speaker 1: know where near Hollywood, didn't. I was in Cleveland telling
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  Speaker 1: jokes at one night. But that was my thing because
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  Speaker 1: I was bent and determined that if it's one in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand, okay, why don't I just be the one?
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  Speaker 1: Be careful when people say statistics say because they are
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  Speaker 1: set up to ful failure. If you're gonna addhere to him,
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  Speaker 1: see that one in so many, it wonn't so many
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  Speaker 1: people win the lottery. But if you don't play the lottery,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be the one to hit. And I
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  Speaker 1: want the dude hit you go while he was lucky,
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  Speaker 1: but he played. Here's another one. Maybe it's not meant
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  Speaker 1: to be. All right, let's go one step further. I
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  Speaker 1: guess it wasn't the Lord's will. Don't you dare blame
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  Speaker 1: God for something you may have not done yourself because
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  Speaker 1: you didn't get the proper education, because you didn't do
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  Speaker 1: the things you were supposed to do, because you didn't
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  Speaker 1: stay to the task, because you quit, turned around and
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  Speaker 1: went the other way. Now, maybe it's not it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the Lord's will. These are all statements that sound like
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  Speaker 1: sound advice, but they ain't all the time, got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with you. Stop letting these old fogy sayings
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  Speaker 1: get in your way of what can happen in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put all your eggs in one basket? Who came
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  Speaker 1: up with this? Who came up with the If you
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  Speaker 1: don't pour all your efforts into one thing, how are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna be great at that one thing? If Kobe Bryant,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had not played basketball
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  Speaker 1: sun up to sundown, Magic Johnson didn't go to Michigan
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  Speaker 1: to get an edge. Land Burry didn't go to Indiana
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  Speaker 1: to get an education. These cats was balling. Michael Jordan
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  Speaker 1: didn't go to North Carolina get an education. They went
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  Speaker 1: to play ball. They went to do one thing. Tiger
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  Speaker 1: Woods didn't go to Stanford to get an education. He
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  Speaker 1: went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
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  Speaker 1: he'd gone. These as guys that put all their eggs
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  Speaker 1: in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
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  Speaker 1: eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
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  Speaker 1: effort and laser beam what you're doing your problem is
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  Speaker 1: all you gotta do is make sure what is your
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  Speaker 1: basket made out of. If your basket is made out
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  Speaker 1: of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good basket. I'm dumping all mine in it,
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  Speaker 1: because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
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  Speaker 1: telling jokes one thing, one thing only. Even when he
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  Speaker 1: got ugly and I was living in a car, I
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  Speaker 1: never quit telling them jokes. Man. I just kept believing
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  Speaker 1: that them jokes was gonna pay me one day, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be dog gone if it didn't. I ain't take
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  Speaker 1: no time off. Go work at Walmart, get me a job,
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  Speaker 1: go back to Forward and beg for my job back. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: put all your eggs in a basket. Just make sure
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  Speaker 1: that your baskets made up of faith, hope, belief, hard work.
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  Speaker 1: Your basket woven by God. What you're tripping for, you're
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  Speaker 1: defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
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  Speaker 1: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
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  Speaker 1: got to believe that God could do what he say
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. Because he didn't done it for others, He'll
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  Speaker 1: most certainly do it for you. Be careful of these sayings.
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  Speaker 1: That's out here, that's aligned by losers and people to
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  Speaker 1: justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this stuff
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  Speaker 1: to your life, and it ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with you. You're gonna mess yourself up. All right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show ladies and gentlemen, it is about to begin.
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  Speaker 1: To Steve Harvey Morning Show. I have selected a song
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  Speaker 1: for you this morning that I have just decided to
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  Speaker 1: just oh oh blurted out, I don't love you anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that simple. I'm gonna explain it to the
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  Speaker 1: young people listening. Oh man, they don't get it. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's just old songs. Man, when you just blurt out
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  Speaker 1: the beginning and then everybody know what it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, oh gone, gown yeah, hell yeah. My
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  Speaker 1: daughter loves you. Tell fire, Oh say child, fire you
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  Speaker 1: wo wo so search hold fie you. You don't make
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  Speaker 1: him like this any The way you walk and talk,
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  Speaker 1: it really sets me off to a fire. Alarm child, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: sit down. The way you squeeze and teeth knocks me
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  Speaker 1: to my knees. Come out smoking baby. The way you
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  Speaker 1: swear and herb it redirects my nerves and I'm so
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  Speaker 1: excited child, who next? Men? Oh yeah, let us have it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harker just like so old ass, hard ass singing.
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  Speaker 1: That's that lone singer that never made it because he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't quite on the notes. But you couldn't tell him that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but he had all the Hollywood singer moves. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: would have had Roscoe Wallace making the pills, Colin Correll,
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  Speaker 1: your favorite rock, Roscoe water Yeah, what's up? Hard singing?
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  Speaker 1: Hate Steve? What's up? Ain't nothing with the junior. I'll
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  Speaker 1: just be seeing you in concert doing that whole thing though.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing that you don't understand. I was
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  Speaker 1: bad dog. I saw Teddy laugh, I saw how Player live.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all missed concerts. That was real concerts. And the dudes
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  Speaker 1: actually sound just like the record. Yeah, like Luther what
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  Speaker 1: no day of remixes? Remix your remix hits scarned Time's random,
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  Speaker 1: scarned time. I like when he just blurts him out
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere. You're all bad bad miss as. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: them skinned type preacher hang on Sugarfoot coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes. I just gonna say good morning and
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  Speaker 1: say nobody say good morning, skin time guy came over.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: with the nephew and run that rank back. All right, Nev,
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  Speaker 1: what you got for us? Well, surely this quote resounds
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  Speaker 1: all over the black community. We say it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: We say it all the time, and we're gonna say
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  Speaker 1: it right here. Don't let these wife folk us get
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  Speaker 1: your ass. Who don't don't don't don't let them. I'm t't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let it come to you. All right. We've all
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  Speaker 1: said it, and we mean it when we see it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's from the bottom of our soul, from
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  Speaker 1: my spirit. Don't let these white folks get your ass.
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  Speaker 1: Whip got dog. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to reach Rrell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's who is Hey, Jill, This is Drake. Hey.
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  Speaker 1: You you work the you work the day shift, right, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I work at the day shift. I'm last year. What's
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  Speaker 1: right now? What's going on? All right? I'm on I'm
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  Speaker 1: on the night shift with our with Deshan and Jamal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the night shift. I don't know that but
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  Speaker 1: something like work. What's going on? Yeah, yeah, we got
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  Speaker 1: a problem. So listen. Also on the night shift we're
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  Speaker 1: here that you supposed to be telling everybody that we
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing something right. Listen, when we get a load
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  Speaker 1: in at the dock, we check that load in, we
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  Speaker 1: filed it like we're supposed to file it, and then
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  Speaker 1: we put it and then we take the forklift and
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  Speaker 1: put everything where you're supposed to be. That's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: What they gotta do with here, brother, because they're saying
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  Speaker 1: they saying that, they saying that, you saying that we
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing our job right on the Nice Ship. Who
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  Speaker 1: is they? We got the wrong person, brother? Who is
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  Speaker 1: they for you? You you Turreil? Right? Yeahs Turreil, But
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  Speaker 1: who is they? And I ain't saying nothing like that? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so but let me let me, let me go, let
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  Speaker 1: me go clear up like this here though, don't let
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  Speaker 1: them wife folks help you get your Here're who brother? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, if we get one more complaint,
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  Speaker 1: but they're talking about the Nice Ship ain't doing something right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. We're coming up there
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  Speaker 1: to the day's shill and you're gonna get yours. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna let the wife folks help you get your talking
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  Speaker 1: about brother for wine. I ain't making any complaints. You
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  Speaker 1: bring your black down here, then you're talking about somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Come on down here out put this points of your
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  Speaker 1: all right. Why you can you can do all this
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  Speaker 1: wolfing you're doing right now? You could do all this wolfing.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm letting you know is one more complaint go
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  Speaker 1: down about somebody saying something about the knight shift. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming up their problem down here then, man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to hell this buy. I'm never work right now.
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  Speaker 1: You called me with this bull. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: who you are talking about the knight shift. A matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, don't come down doing the day shift. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want it for you to come to the knight shift.
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  Speaker 1: But you can do what you want to do. Don't
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  Speaker 1: do it the double and works that double. Whatever you
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  Speaker 1: got to do, it don't matter to me, Trell, It
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  Speaker 1: don't matter me. All I'm saying is you're gonna targe
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  Speaker 1: you leave. Don't call this bull? Why Why are you
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  Speaker 1: running your Why are you running your mouth? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you running your mouth? Why are you why are you
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  Speaker 1: running your mouth to the wife Vos talking about we
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing our job on the night shift. You're gotter
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  Speaker 1: call somebody. I was gonna calling with them now so
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  Speaker 1: so so what why are your voice getting high because
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  Speaker 1: you're laying Come now we'll call me with this. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: you're working, you're working, okay, I'm working to night. I'm
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  Speaker 1: working now you get you to night. I'm gonna say over,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work a double just to whoop your okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: come get this double whooping dn okay, come get this
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  Speaker 1: double because were already then found out you the person
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  Speaker 1: running your mouth and the white folks. I'm about the
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  Speaker 1: nice nice if I ain't nice, SI, if I ain't
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  Speaker 1: put this way it was supposed to go night siff
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  Speaker 1: ain't ain't checked this all the end, right, knight shift,
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  Speaker 1: night shift, you blame it. Why don't you stop stopping people,
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  Speaker 1: stop saying you rested up, stop snop and people walk
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  Speaker 1: the plain on the day shift. It sounds we were
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  Speaker 1: messing up on the knight shift. That's what I'm telling you. Boy. Stop.
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  Speaker 1: The probably needs to fire you. Okay, okay, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you know what? How long for you
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  Speaker 1: get off? Man? How long for you get off? How
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  Speaker 1: love for you get off? I'm working a double. I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting paid for with your tonight. Come on boy? All right,
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  Speaker 1: coo cool, let's say no more so. How your wife
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  Speaker 1: Cynthia doing? How you know my wife? How she doing?
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  Speaker 1: You know my wife? I'm just saying, I'm just standing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking your question. Cruising for a bruising? You're really
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  Speaker 1: cruising for Bruce? Don't you know my wife? Man? You
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  Speaker 1: know my wife? I'm I'm gonna tell you. You want
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  Speaker 1: to know how I know you? Why? You want to
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  Speaker 1: know how I know you? Why? Yeah? You know my wife?
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  Speaker 1: What what real? Slowdouse, lowdown, slowdouse, lowdown. This is this
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  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning to show your
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  Speaker 1: wife Cynthia. You almost got too boy. I was startin
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  Speaker 1: this car. Boy, you damning got me fire. The whole
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  Speaker 1: CLO Chief Love Officers Steve Harvey in the building you're
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  Speaker 1: listening show, It is time for the Chief Love Officer,
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  Speaker 1: the CLO, Steve Harvey to answer your love questions. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go from Sandra in Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest brother.
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  Speaker 1: It's twenty four and he lives with me. He had
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  Speaker 1: a long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up with
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  Speaker 1: him because I won't allow her new puppy inside my house.
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  Speaker 1: My brother said it's their dog together, so he should
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  Speaker 1: help care for the dog. I told him it's a
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  Speaker 1: firm no, and he said, I'm ruining his life. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's a bit dramatic, But do you think I
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  Speaker 1: should bend my rules now? I think it's a damn
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  Speaker 1: dog that's ruining your life. Don't put this off on
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  Speaker 1: your sister. It's that damn dog. It's your sister's house.
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  Speaker 1: She lives that she paid he ris, she bought that.
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  Speaker 1: She lets you live with her. You to move this
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  Speaker 1: girl in now? She won't a puppy? Well, she can't
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  Speaker 1: handle she get a puppy. She get her own place.
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  Speaker 1: You can't bring no puppy and number woman's house, salt
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  Speaker 1: in the carpet and puppy gotta get potty trained. Anybody
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  Speaker 1: to do that? He put your brother out? What layman?
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  Speaker 1: Why they take day twenty four year old grown ass
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  Speaker 1: where get their own apartment? And they don't have all
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  Speaker 1: the puppies? They won't. No, you, you ruined in my life.
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  Speaker 1: You're stupid boy. Okay, Now she didn't broke up with
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  Speaker 1: you because dog lady, it's not you that has problems.
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  Speaker 1: He didnt has problems. A woman then broke up with
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: you because you won't let her bring a puppy in
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: her sister house, in your sister house, so she broke
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: up with you. You got the wrong chick though. Next
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: question Shirley all right? Moving on Terra and South Haven,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Mississippi says, I gave my husband a Hall pass because
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I had two surgeries back to back and he was
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: so sweet to me while I was healing. That was
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: a year ago. My best friend found out in the
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: streets about his fleeing, and without talking to me first,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: she confronted my husband and tried to fight him. I
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: don't want her in my personal business, but she's in
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: it now, And how should I explain this to her? See?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I tell y'all all the time, when you see a
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: man somewhere, you find out something about a man that
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: ain't your business. Now she to confronted this man about
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: fool around on her girlfriend when her girlfriend and gave
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: him a Hall pass because he was so kind to
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: her doing surgery. If you could get a Hall pass
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: for kindness doing surgery, you have many passes. I'd have
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you any times I've been kind and bet not going here?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Tell my no, damn hall pass? Bet not bring it
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: up ever? Man, lady? Why do you pass? How hall
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: passes for kindness? What? What is that? Oh? You were
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: kind to me? You get a Hall pass? What? Who
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: are you? You know? How can I be? No? Doesn't
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: make no sense. Now, your girlfriend, it's simple. I don't
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you should say to her except
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: this is not your business, but she in it now?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell her how stupid you were
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: by awarding him a Hall pass? That you said it
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: was okay? And I'm gonna tell you something else. She
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: ain't keeping it to herself. She telling other people. Wow,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: and your husband didn't have to watch his step because
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: his wife gave him permission. Yep. Facts. Yeah, it's not
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: your business. It's not her business anyway, it's not her business.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: But it ain't no woman's business. But y'all always make
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: it ch'all's cause she my girl, because I would want
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: to know. Well, now here you go. Now I'll tell
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you what. Let's let the women tell him what to do,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: because y'all always tell me. I would want to know.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I would tell her, well, now she trying to whip
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: her husband's ass? What would you do, sugar? It's not
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: my business. I wouldn't do anything. I honest to God,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: wouldn't do a thing. Is that business is a bold face?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Not in this particular situation. I wouldn't do anything. I
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on in their house. Mmmm. Okay, Carla,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: what would you do? Try to fight the husband? My
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: best friend? My best friend? Yeah? Yeah, so Shirley, Shirley,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell your girlfriend. I wouldn't. I'm not in this.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I'm really not in this one. I'm not in this.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: So if your husband, if this happened, but your husband,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend. No, I
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: would kill him. But I'm asking you if I found out,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: do you want your girlfriend to tell you? Okay, that's
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: contrary to everything you've ever said in every Strawberry Ladder
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: people just wanted. There's no changing on this show. No,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you don't. You stay that damn same on this shame.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: We're not in to change, you know, Michelle, you ride
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: it dial big here best Shirley, your bestie, your best night.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: My best friend just got married. I'm not in their marriage. No, okay,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: don't you see her husband cheating? You ain't gonna say nothing.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't mad at the answer. I like Shirley's answer,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: but that's not what she's ever said. And I've always
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: said that I would say something just like I just said.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I'd probably be all in it. I'm not in this
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: one with a harp Well, but yeah, Shirley, but see, Shirley,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: you don't know about the Harpans all you know. But
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just not in anybody else's relationship. I have time.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for nobody else. I don't understand. Yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little strange
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: looking position. I'm not gonna hit tell us man this
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: hill yeah position, well, you know, you say weird. You know,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: it looked like something was going on, but I couldn't him.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: But I already knew if I want to tell him
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that he was going to jail, I already knew that. Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: If I tell this food anything. Yeah, Like I said,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: it depends on who it is. Best friend though, that's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: that's like my sister to me. Sorry for me, all right?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Moving on, Cedra in uh Topeka says, my boyfriend has
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: a habit of sending several women a good morning text
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: before he starts his day. He does it freely and
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't think it's a problem. I think it's the first
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: step in cheating. And I'm jealous. Am I overthinking it? Or?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Is this cheating? Man? Come on? How does word? What
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: are y'all doing nowadays? What? What? What relationships y'all go?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: What y'all allowing up in here? What? What? What is
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: these new rules that you can text three women in
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: the morning wish them good morning? Whatever? I don't know
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: who can do that. Shirley texts me every single day,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry. She texts me scriptures every morning. I asked Shirley,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I said, Shirley doom in favor text me a scripture
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: every morning. Shirley texts me a scripture every single morning.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I was on vacation and didn't quite see the name
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Shirley because Shirley's text comes with a strawberry next to
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: her name and a heart. I deleted it for psychety
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: purses because I was blurried and I didn't know it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Said Shirley looked like Sheila, and I didn't needed it.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what a heart and a strawberry. You're
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: listening to story about marriage, um sons of marriage is
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: doomed according this is according now Jay wedding photographers. Okay,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: there's no doubt wedding photographers have seen it, all right,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: we all hire wedding photographers. Was that the police? Yeah,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you can't call the police. Sirens and stuff? All right? Anyway,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Wedding photographers have seen it all and since they spend
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of time getting to know a couple before
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: a big day, many can see the signs of a
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: doomed relationship even before the IDEs, even before they're even
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: said okay. Wedding photographers have shared the red flags that
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: tell them. A couple maybe headed for divorce. Red flags
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: include here we go, a partner who's completely uninterested in
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: taking the pictures in the first place alreadden marriage. A
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: couple who doesn't spend any time together at a reception.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: All right, that's another. Yeah, that's another ref chids with
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: her family, he's with his family. You know how it goes.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I see. Yeah, here's another one. And couples who aren't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: on the same page over money. That's definitely a red flag.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: A relation that was first first man. All right, here's
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: another issue. If a couple has between a twenty and
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: twenty five percent rejection rate plus in fighting amongst the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: wedding party. Wow, yeah, but other people said that he's
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: not good for you and she's not good for you.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Per cent of your friends said you shouldn't beat up
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: with that. Yeah. And a couple couple who makes, you know,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: like little tiny, little bity subtle digs at each other
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: throughout the wedding. Not that when we had stuff like that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You're an expert at fixed photo. You don't get that.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna be get in that dress
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to which what thank you, daddy'll be out let Jay
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: and seems here. Of course, we want you to chime man,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: it's your time and when you get through. Yeah, okay,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: well I'm just about through. But I do have a
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: question to ask you. Did you guys have any doubts?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Did you see any red flags? Yeah? They got married,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: the best sign ever ever. And I didn't listen. My
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: daughter said to me. She said to me, Daddy, you
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: ain't got to go through with this. We can just
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: have a party and leave. I have the reception, but
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: not to win another friend of match, Stephanie said, this
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: was my what how many times match you've been married?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Which war? Yeah, Stephanie, Yeah, about thirty. Stephanie says that, Stephanie,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: you're coming to my which Stephanie said, and I repeat, Now, dog,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I'll catch the next one like it's a movie fla, Yeah,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I'm next one. No. No, I have a short list
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: of things that I have discovered that can happen during
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the wedding day or reading up to that. We'll let
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: you know the same thing. The work come on from
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: the wedding photographer perspective. Okay, if at no point do
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: they want a whole hands for pictures. Here's another sign
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: at the wedding if it ain't but one person on
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: top of the cake, the kind of make a cake
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: like that? Yeah, just a bride or just the groove.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, don't you even gotta put memo? And
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: here's the biggest way you could tell this this this
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: weird ain't gonna last if after reception ain't no gifts
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: on the table. An that's what people have just said.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not finding Pott my money. This ain't somebody says,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: so what day is that again? Now getting married, I'm
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: gonna try to be there. That's my favorite. One was
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: if you're taking digs, I like that. Yeah, wow, but
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: God doesn't your side all the time? Thank you, thank you.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: My take of repment before we down. You know, I
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: don't even like each other with them a little through
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the groom. She coming down. Now you up? And this
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: is what you turn around your best friend to say. Yeah,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all know this about music, but
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: this is the absolute truth. Taps and the wedding song.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Taps and the wedding song are in the same key.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I rest my kids Jay, but Jay is the expert
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: wedding song. Same key. You meet a lovely beautiful woman.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: You meet her, a beautiful woman. Huh, you like her
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: a whole lot. Yes, the relationship is growing. It's about
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: that time. You know that the next step is marriage.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: What do you do? Didn't Steve tell you to stop
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: doing this? It's several times today it's life and every
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like every month you do the thing. He said, Yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't try something new. You got that for sure,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: for sure, like he ain't hurt you. He's so unmoved
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: by this. Hear it all right because he felt that
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: way about all. Yeah, we'll be back. You're listening show
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: all right, Here we go with something funny. Come on, junior,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Truth be told. Yeah, I'm gonna say this. For some
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: churches that's out here that need to have testimony, time
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: really cut out. Truth be told. If your church don't
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: have internet, you don't need to be having testimony because
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the testimonies are getting too long. They need a screener. Yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: they need somebody to say, let me hear your testimony,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: and we will decide when you get to say it
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: in front of everybody. Because you got people who go
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: up there want to test the fun you can tell
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the ones who testimony is not gonna be good because
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: they're too anxious to get the money. Yeah, they head
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: shake it it lad child and jumping they jumping up
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: like they got a game or something like they got
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: a warm on bone. And then they get up there
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and the test cemimony. I want to speak to the
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Lord about my toe. This toad had been hurting me.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: We don't really need them no more. I'm just asking,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: can we get some screeners. We have to hear your
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: testimony on Sunday. All of us got stuff to do.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Now we're sitting up holding up in church because you're
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: talking about joe toe, or because comebody got the one time?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: No last shut They tell five, I've been praying for Israel,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: and I'm saying to myself, you ain't never been to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: inst Why I handed you up there prayer? How you
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: get the hallelu and talk to you about Israel? Where
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you get that from? I just want to go to
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: games home and I don't want to just send it
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: him no more. And here y'all testimony that ain't buy nothing.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You ain't got an amen, You ain't gotta go ahead
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: let him usually ain't nobody saying nothing? You shut down
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: three hundred eighty five people by yourself. You shut down
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: an entire church past. Ain't saying then we don't no
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: need we need a testimony. Mike Snatches signing up because
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: if I don't like it, I'm coming up there. You know,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Polo got the saying, man just need to help testimonial
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Mike Snatch. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying, I
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: just want to get that out here. How this gonna
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: go on? Huh ja? We keep back like it ain't.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: We didn't took up this offer. We've been here since
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: six talking game is on the games. You ain't getting
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: nobody to say go ahead? Then you amen. You can't
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: get nobody to agree with you. Your testimony is not
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: not anything. I'm just saying, why you get to talk?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Is that long? Man? We need a testimony of Mike Snash.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you to sit down. If they start they
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: testimony off with you know, right, they testimony ain't to
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you know? All right, We'll be back with more of
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the Steam Harvey Morning Show right out. You're listening, Steve,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: you guys are here. You gotta tell us you have
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: some ways to know if you've been fired, right, I
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: think if you pull up in the parking lot in
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: your pocket space has a trash dumpster in it. I
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: think your ass is about out. Okay, that's a real
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: good one. I think if you go to work and
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: everybody asks you, man, will what you're doing here? Your
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: ass has been fired. What you're doing? Hell? Go what
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: what are you? Why are you here? I think you
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: know you've been fired when your key card you swipe
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: it ten times and you still ain't getting ten ten Junior,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: you think it's now you've been fired. When when everybody
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: passing by the dough and looking at you and won't
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: open it. But they're looking at you through the dough.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Rob Don, Robert, don't work here no more, they said,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: don't open that dope, Robber. You go. You know you've
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: been fired is when you get to work. People have
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: been walking by, just picking stuff out your cubicle. I
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: want to get that paper plan for the longest right,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: all right? No, you know you've been fired when your
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: last check is pink. Your people take the utility bill. Utility.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: When you know you've been fired when you get an
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: email and they're trying to tell you about coming to business,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: but at the end they say, oh, I'm sorry. You
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: know you've been fired when your work wife say that's
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: not gonna work on my not that's not gonna work.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: That's how you know you've been fired. You walk in
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: and working, everybody's standing around talking, and when you walk
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: up and everybody get quiet, church quiet, Hey, what's y'all
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: talking about? Just start dispersing. Now you know you've been
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: fired when you actually get in the building. If you
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: luck up and get in the building and don't nobody,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I mean nobody make eye contact with your behind. That
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: not everybody looking down. That's a good one you've been like. Yeah,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: you know you've been fired when the person you didn't
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: like it work come up to you and say you
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna believe it's gonna have him today? Not the
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: heads up. Yeah, you're right, you ain't gonna beat this.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: You know you've been fired when you walk into doing security,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: start getting on their walk, you talk, he's here when
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: they're talking in their shoulder, when they're talking their shoulder. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I teach the subject in progress. I do you know
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you've been fired when you're driving in the work and
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: your best friend call you on your cell phone and say, dog,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: turn around, go back. Yeah, I ain't got time to
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: get into it right now. But don't come in around. Man. No,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: you just turned around, dog, don't. I don't know. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just do your boy. Don't come in
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: time completely, I don't know. You know you have been fired.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Go to your locker and there's a name that is
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: that says gladdys. But that ain't your name. You've been replaced,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: you guys. You know you know you've been fired when
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: you go in the cafeteria and the lady who served
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: the mashed potatoes throw her day scoop down. I can't
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: believe he walks. You've been five when you see a
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: bunch of boxes in your kubicle sitting there. Wait, that's
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: for you to pack up. That's what that's fun. Yeah yeah,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you've been five. Yeah, just take the hand off taken
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, So dude, I got last one
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: for me. When everybody at your job that don't like
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: you has put all their names into a hat and
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: they pull the names to see who's gonna be able
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: to tell you when you come in, I show hope
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it's not saying they really didn't. I got it, I
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: got it, I got it. Terrel Terrell, Terrell, I've got it.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I got Terrell over here. Your ass is fired, Yes,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: fire Terrell. All right, We'll be back with more of
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening Hardy
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour. Right
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after today's Strawberry Letter. The subject my
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  Speaker 1: was giving you a call about I'm here looking at
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: your records and all the testings that you actually went through.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Um wow, let's see, have you had any have you
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: had any activity or any problems around your naval area? No,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: that's fine, Okay, everything all right, Yeah, everything's fine. But
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I mean if you haven't had any any type of nothing,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: no breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever. No
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: about my navel. Now everything's going straight, man, Okay, to
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: see what's going on? Man, what's happening? Okay? Actually, you've
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oristriosti is actually
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: a fungus that comes out of South America, and you
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: have no activity whatsoever around your navel the same thing.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: It's otriositis, sir. And what what that is is actually
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: you're you if you haven't had it yet, you say
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: you haven't had any activity. There's gonna be like a
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: small little tree that's gonna be growing from your navel,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: and it gets about six inches long, and it probably
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: bears probably about twenty five to thirty leaves on it,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: but it's very small. Who man, you see a tree
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: gonna be growing out my neighbor. It's gonna be a
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: small tree and what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: to get you to come back in probably in the
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: next month. We're gonna need you to come in so
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: we can check it out. But it's got to grow
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: its fullest potential before we can actually do anything to it. Nah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I can't come in and on mind. I got to
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: come in today. Man. Somebody got to we we just
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: trying to resolve. Man. I'm gonna get married man. Well,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: And the full term is actually like about four weeks
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: before we can actual man. I'm not waiting for those
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: four weeks. Man. Somebody got to come to meet something,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: right Nah. Man, I ain't gonna go married. Man. Have
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: to fly to time, man and have something growing out
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: my neighbor man, y'all going crazy, man, sir. Oh, triositis
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: is something that's very rare. We're actually getting this assignment
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: from overseas in South America on how to treat this ad.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I don't give it down. Where is it, man, Somebody's
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: gonna have to come give me some help right now. Man,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man. I'm not
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: office maint got to come down and then do something
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: for me. Man. And what you say, Gelling, You said
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I could cut it out myself. So the best I
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: can do is probably trim it a bit, you know,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: and maybe knock a few leaves off. But I cannot
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: touch the full stock at all. Man, you can cut
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: this for the bad day, do something. I cut it
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: right now. You cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create a
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm trying
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: to get this cool a dot. Man. I didn't tell me,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody. I've dried on there and get this put dot. Man.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man, We're gonna
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can do this
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: for me. So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: good Man, You're gonna create a bigger problem if you
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: try to pull it out, Sir. Problems are already out.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this problem a man, give me
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: a big hospital. Ain't now say you want me to
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: do that. It's not something man out of you can do. Man, Sure,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Oak triositis is not something that we treat all the time.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Like I said, it hails from South America, so we
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: got I don't give al from Great Britain. Somebody for
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: me to come down and help me put Man, Sir,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're going through, but we have to
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: let it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the full root of it having to grow. Man, I answering,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: ro Man's going to go down right now. Man, y'all
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: want to do something. Man, sure, there's nothing we can do.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: We can probably trim it a little bit, trim get
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: some training, song Man, do something, Sir. There's nothing we
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: can do at this point but sit back and wait
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and let it grow. It's full term. Okay. Can we
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: get you doing them waiting? Man? Somebody fel helped me right, nah, Man, Sir.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: four to five weeks? And when we do that, now
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you got to get appointment for me through day. I'm
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: going to give matter. Man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaican now.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I can't have them kicking out of me. I can't
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: sit that poor man, you're gonna embarrassing me like that
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: man chicking out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it, and
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: like I said, otriositis is very rare, and it's it's
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: something that we haven't treated that many times here in
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: the States, but overseas, the message that we're getting is
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: that we need to let it grow. It's full term,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: so we man tend me. Ain't nobody in the mirroricas
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: got what man, it's otriositis, Sir, I need it. If
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: nobody else in the got it, Sir, I could not
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: believe that you were coming up with outriositis here in
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: the States. It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: been two people in the past has been diagnosed with
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: this and they actually passed away. So now you tell
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: them dive and you're gonna chid me three weeks man,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down another day. Man, somebody could a do
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: something for me. There's nothing that we can do today
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: until four to five weeks ago. I gotta go get married.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. I just said, Man, I'm
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: hearing what you're saying, but I can't do anything. If
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you don't see the tree already coming out of the navel.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yet somebody got to do something. Mind now, I'm damn
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: what you want me to do? Man, I don't know
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: what I want you to do, sir, but I have
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: one more thing I can tell you what you got
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: to say? Man, Oh you're listening. I'm listening to you. Man,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Hoppin Morning Show.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy. Ear Man. You
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: gotta be damn I'm protected out my wig. Man, you too,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: toming Man, ye man, y'all he'll be going crazy here. Man,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I'm looking out of my damn neighbor. Things the tree
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: fell out. Man, I'm gonna have man. No, you ain't
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: gonna all right, man, I'm already lives man a. Man,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin. Man,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: show in the land show. If you're listening your asses
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: to wind? Yeah? Yeah? You out of that? How was it? Y'all?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: You always ask us that. I just gotta know how
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: you felt about it. You know, you're the greatest, You're
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: the king of pranks. Did you feel did you feel anything?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: You can get your butt wept one day. But that's
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: that's but it's fairly that's why I do it. Your asses,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: we knew this is gonna make call to go crazy
• 51:52
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• 51:56
  Speaker 1: April Fools. April Fools is going down. Y'all already know
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: comedy jam number six, all right? That is Junior Dominique Rotting,
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• 52:20
  Speaker 1: to Bowling Green, Kentucky. Me and my man Life Jennings
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• 52:31
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• 52:34
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• 52:37
  Speaker 1: the eighteenth. But I will be there on the fifteenth,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: So come hang out with your boy in life Jennings
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Bowling Green, Kentucky. All right, coming up next. It is
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: my Strawberry Letter for today. This subject my Man's daughter
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: saw it all. We'll be doing the Strawberry Letter when
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: we come back right after this top of the hour.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go. You're listening Stry Morning Show right now. It
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need some
• 53:04
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• 53:08
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• 53:15
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• 53:17
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• 53:22
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• 53:25
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• 53:32
  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter on the air, just like
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right now. Buggle up and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We gotta pull you here. It is
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter, subject my Man's daughter saw it all.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen, Shirley might Beyonce and I've been together for
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: a while, but we don't live in the same city.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: So we do everything we can to spice keep the
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: spice in our relationships. We spend flirt, we send flirty
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Texas and explain the pictures, and when we're together, it
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: is on and popping. The texas and pictures we send
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: are so raunchy, risque and vulgar that a portant star
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: would blush. We can't help it. Well, now we have
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: a big problem. My man has a fifteen year old
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: daughter and I have always had a great relationship with
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: her until recently when she went through her daughter's phone,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: her father's phone and saw it all. Then then she
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: does not want anything to do with me or her dad.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: She has not visited him since this incident. I have
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: reached out to her, but she will not speak to me.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I am so hurt because she thought of me as
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: her stepmom and I called her my daughter. My man
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: is crushed and he doesn't know what to do. By
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: the way, she has been punished several times for going
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: through other people's things, but this time is different. I
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: do now know how. I do not know how to
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: fix this or if it can be fi I think
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: my man could be doing more to help. He's got
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: to step up, or his relationship with his daughter may
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: not ever be the same. I need some real advice
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: on how to handle this and keep my family together.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Please help, Wow, dear, please help. Yeah, this is a
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: mess right here. This is a big problem. This young
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: lady has been punished already for going through people's things,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: and you know that's the problem. When you go through
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: people's things, a lot of times you find what you
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: don't want to find, and you see what you don't
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: want to see or what you'd never think in a
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: million years you would see. This is her dad. She's traumatized.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: This is her soon to be stepmom that you know
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: she highly looks up to, and at a fifteen year old,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: she as a fifteen year old, she cannot process this.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: It's hard for her to process. So this is a
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: major problem for everybody all around. And quite frankly, you know,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you to do. Um.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: You know, you want to keep your family together. Maybe
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you can start with some sort of family therapy. You know,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: you got to try and talk to this this young
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: girl and see if you can get through to her
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: on a different level. I mean, but it's going to
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: be hard because she's seen you like this. So you know,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you got to talk about the respect level. Now, you
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: got to talk about the fact that she sees you
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: is probably somebody nasty and just someone that she doesn't
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: want to deal with. You know, she's so disappointed and
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: upset with her dad. But I think in this instance
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you and her dad are going to have to sit
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: her down and talk to her, especially her dad. But
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: give it a little time. Let some time go by,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: and then maybe maybe you can all come to the
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: table and have a conversation. You know, tell her it
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: was an accident. You didn't mean to for her to
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: see all of this, and you know, I don't know this.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: This is a tough one for me, Steve, not for you. Yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: there ain't nothing you can do. That is nothing you
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: can do. Let's just start with the fact you can't
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: turn it down just a little bit, because what I'm
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: about to say I need everybody's undivided Okay, come on,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: here's the whole letters in this right here we seen
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: flirty texts and explicit pictures, and when we're together it's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: only Papa here is the killer. The text and pictures
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: we send are so runchy, ris skate and vulgar that
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: a pawn star would blush hadn't done it. What she's
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: saying is what Stormy Daniels did we're President Trump. Ain't nothing. Wow,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: y'all been doing photos, photo shoots and set ups from
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Blacktail magazine. Yeah, that's how raunchy. Yo. Black Tail was
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: a black porno magazine with no makeup artist, with no
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: no touch up. Some photo. We're taking this picture, we're
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: printing it. We ain't got money for touch up. Stretch marks,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: bullet wounds, bruising cuts, very coast veins. All love it?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Bite mind. Now, what my question to you is when
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: you say raunchy, risk skate and volgar, that's that a
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: porn star war blush. Let me ask you a couple
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: of questions. You obviously have sent a pitch you where
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: your right foot was on the floor? Well, where was
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: your left foot? Didn't not put that in the letters?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking because how raunchy is we talking? Baby?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: She said it? If your left foot Let me explain
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: something to you, was higher than your pelvic in that
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: picture right there? Who that runch you get? Now? Now
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: now that we've COVID, now that's risk skate. That's risk skate.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Now that you got your foot up, hide in your pelvit?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: What would make it runch you? What did you do? Well?
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Now you start that had movement in it. Raunchy is movement,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: So you didn't send a video. Okay, we'll have her too. Yeah.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hours,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: subject my man's daughter saw it all. You're listening, all right?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject my
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: man's daughter saw it all. This fifteen year old girl
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: then broke into her daddy's phone, and since they live
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: a part in relationship, they send each other explicit pictures.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: The text and pictures were seeing a soul, raunch it, risk, skate,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: and vulgar, that a pawn star with blush. We can't
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: help it. Well, the problem is a girl and found
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the pictures, and since she then saw it, she don't
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: want anything to do with me or her daddy. We
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: didn't punish this girl before for going through other people's things,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: but this time is different. I don't know how to
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: fix it or can be fixed. This can't be fixed.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: But now let's reiterate. You sent a picture that was raunchy, risk, skate,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: and volgar. My breakdown is how the picture was the
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: three things risk skate picture is your foot is on
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: the floor, your right foot is flat on the floor.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Your left foot is somewhere up higher than your pelvet.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: That makes for a risque picture. What made the picture
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: RUNCHI runch you was you put that special effect on
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: it where you was a humping real fast. You was
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: bumeranging your picture. Now you got that in there. Then
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: what made it vulgar was something was in your hand.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Oh the only other thing you could have been doing.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: You neck it and you barefoot, you on your toes
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: on your right foot, but your left foot is flat
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: up against that wall. I'm talking about, flat up gainst
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: that wall. So that's the breakdown between risque runchy and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: volt Yeah. Now you didn't done all this hill wow,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: and you turning round talking back over your shoulder at
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the camera, and you didn't mention his name. So the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: little girl thank us. Hell now all she see and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: you guys, yeah, and you got renny sny what you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: know to look back back down? She could damn there
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: see it yours woman. And when you got your leg
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: up that high, you damn got you look right over
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: your shoulder and right behind your shoulder. Blad damn. That's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: why she don't want to talk to nobody. Now now
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: the girl don't want to talk to y'all because her
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: damn daddy. It's just this nasty. Yeah, I'm gonna tell
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: you one thing, because my daddy did some pornographic around
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: me one time. I would not pornographic to me, just
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: around me, which would have been today, would have been pornographic.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: My daddy was woke up neked one night and went
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: in the refrigerator and I was coming downstairs to use
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and he was standing in the refrigerator drinking
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: out of ice water bottle neck and I saw it,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: and we didn't have money for therapy. So I'm just
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. I still ain't over. I'm
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: still yeah trauma. Yeah, he wasn't as bright as today's
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: at me, but contact and then when he saw me,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: he continued to drink and put his damn hand on
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: this hippic man. It was very different from me back then,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: so I didn't have to worry about it. And so
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I was traumatized. This girl is traumatized. She not talking
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: to you or her daddy. Y'all got to get in therapy, yeah, definitely,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: but she probably ain't gonna want to go. I mean,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, if she goes by, I said, what
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: she gonna do? What y'all gonna do? Y'all gonna take
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: your pictures to discuss each one. But you know she's
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: gone to her mom. Well maybe not, she might not
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: for looking, Yeah, because she didn't got in trouble. Ain't
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: gonna need a whipping her punishing her for this, because
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: if y'all had to be and send it all that
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  Speaker 1: nasty man and what code your fiance guy? Where fifteen
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  Speaker 1: year old can get in it? I know, well you
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  Speaker 1: know why is it? Fifteen year old with his phone?
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  Speaker 1: That's what? Yeah? Thank you? Yeah, I have my own phone.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean she has a problem obviously with being
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  Speaker 1: nosy and go through other people's nosy then got you
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  Speaker 1: in there? Yeah yeah, now your share off shot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's looking for something. But in due time this will heal.
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  Speaker 1: It will it will heal in time because she's gonna
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  Speaker 1: go off to college. Her own activities will begin. And
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: what y'all doing with pale and compassing and what the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: kids out here doing right now? I'm telling y'all right now,
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  Speaker 1: do you think they'll get married? Who the lady who
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: wrote the letter and her fiance? Yeah, they go, Yeah,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you cost that little girl and probably screen shot them
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: pictures and send them to her phone. Yeah, that little
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: girl right there. Yeah, it's probably gonna have to go
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: on and get married and all that. So I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: we really can't help. I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know how how nasty was hey so risque,
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  Speaker 1: runchy and vulgar. There's levels, there's level So let me
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  Speaker 1: guess what another picture you was on you was nicking
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  Speaker 1: on a bike like her stationary bike. Yeah, she was
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: nicking on because she was exercising, and yeah on the
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  Speaker 1: tour the France bike and you got extra jigu with it.
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  Speaker 1: You can take the seat off. You sent that pat
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  Speaker 1: little girl in all types of I feel sorry for
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: the little girl. Yeah, she tried to get her mind
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: rapping on hot nasty you and her damn daddy and Steve.
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  Speaker 1: No one wants to see their parents, nobody. No one
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  Speaker 1: wants like that. Ever, you really don't want to see
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: your money, You don't want to stand and you definitely
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear him. But that's a whole other ship.
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  Speaker 1: Email at her instagram us your thoughts on today's strawberry
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  Speaker 1: letter at Steve Harvey f M. You're listening, all right, Seeve,
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  Speaker 1: your nephew is here with things you whisper. Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta know there are some things that you just whisper.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know, when you're in the middle of
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: something that's going down and it ain't going right. That's
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  Speaker 1: some things that you just whisper all the time. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You hear me, She said, I
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  Speaker 1: know a lot of them, okay, when you whisper it.
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  Speaker 1: But there are some things that you whisper. Okay. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask. I'm just gonna ask you. Shut up, junior.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just think. I'm just gonna ask you. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever been in that moment where there's things that you
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  Speaker 1: just whisper? Yeah? How you said? Okay, but if you
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  Speaker 1: would have been I'm not I'm not gonna do this then,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: but tell me the things. Tell me when you've been
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  Speaker 1: in the heat of the moment that you just knew
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  Speaker 1: you needed to whistle all the Mine ain't been in
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: the heat at the moment. Mine has been other times.
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  Speaker 1: Ok Like like what ye like, here's more your pants
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  Speaker 1: are sever's God, that's a good whisper. That's a good question.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. One, that's a good question. What else?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: What else? Oh? Timmy my wife just walked in. God
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: yeah you can you d floor? Yeah, you d a
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  Speaker 1: good time? Yeah, yea yeah. You're at the saucy club
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  Speaker 1: with your boy. The girl tripped and showed up at
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: the same club you at. That's good things you need
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  Speaker 1: to whisper. Ain't your daddy we're talking about Malcolm Malcolm, Yeah, Malcolm,
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  Speaker 1: my daddy. I got one for you. The police in Hire?
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  Speaker 1: What what did you say? What's police in here? Which one?
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  Speaker 1: Ignorant boy? All right, thank your nephew. I think we
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: get the point you're listening to show. All right, fella's
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  Speaker 1: time for comedy. Brusetts Jake, quickly set u up again.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Please you test us every week, you test our comedy ability.
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  Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spending
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  Speaker 1: the wheel where stop? We can do it? What you got?
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  Speaker 1: Here's the topics. Number one people I hate on my job,
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  Speaker 1: man can do that. Number two your mama keeps hitting
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  Speaker 1: on me. That's all night. Number three I thought they
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  Speaker 1: was dead already. Number four, your hope is witnessed. Number
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  Speaker 1: five people with a clean house. We put them on
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  Speaker 1: the wheel. Spind the wheel with you. People I hate
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  Speaker 1: on my job have it? Let me have you know
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: the people on your job who bring that food item
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: that don't nobody want any damn way, but they all
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: booze you by it. First of all, don't nobody like
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: pumpkin pie? All right? Why they't bring it to work
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  Speaker 1: and didn't make an announcement? Hey I gotta slice of
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: pumpkin pie? And then don't touch it. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing worry about it? Fucking fie what else you got, junior?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I tell you what I like. I don't like people
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  Speaker 1: that I work with that act like they healthy than you.
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  Speaker 1: That's the issue for me. You know, I'm saying he's sick.
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  Speaker 1: He me act like he mo healthy to me. But
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: he got eight told I want you to know he
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  Speaker 1: ain't told it. I ain't talking about nobody, but you
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  Speaker 1: just hate them. I can't stand the dude that that
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  Speaker 1: that that rat on you when you clock out of work.
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  Speaker 1: You would hear you thought you had a cool with
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  Speaker 1: him until you get halfway home. Yeah, they are they
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  Speaker 1: looking for you? How do you know I'm going? I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: see I don't like people send you video email you
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: videos of their life. I just got personal. The topic
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  Speaker 1: is people I hate on my job. Let's go. You
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  Speaker 1: know what the people I hate on my job, and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: not only are they sicker than you, but they have
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  Speaker 1: functions to raise money about how damn sick down? We
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: don't have nothing for diabetics were running. We may get speech,
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  Speaker 1: but we ain't out there doing that. We don't have
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  Speaker 1: a month that for with you having a date or
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  Speaker 1: a month or marathon. To me, just to me, you
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  Speaker 1: are sicker, didn't me? You know what I like about
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  Speaker 1: my job. I know some sick people on the job.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not calling no name. I ain't telling no lick.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't what I child like people that got DIABETD.
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  Speaker 1: They asked like type two is better the type one?
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  Speaker 1: They really all that I take my medicine. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't shoot my mena they talk the other sick people
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  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I mean you really still old man?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't my fat ancient way? That how he was at
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  Speaker 1: one point one? That's all I'm saying. I talked about
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  Speaker 1: the body. Oh my job. I can't stay nobody. I
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  Speaker 1: can't stay nobody on my job. Who a millionaire and
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  Speaker 1: every time they come to work, they alway, Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going through it. You ain't going to who? The Lord testament?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't not wrong with who I'm going through Who?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? What's your boy going to? God? Your boy? God? Who? Man?
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  Speaker 1: They trying to test your boy? How is they testing you?
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  Speaker 1: When you come back? Who on the champagne as? All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steave Harvey Morning
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening Stry Morning Show. There's another
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: question for you guys. What foods? Now? Think about this one?
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  Speaker 1: What foods did your mom make you when you were
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  Speaker 1: sick as a kid? All right, there's some foods that
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  Speaker 1: always remind us of being sick when we were a kid.
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  Speaker 1: And you know the standard, of course is chicken sick.
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  Speaker 1: So is there one food or is there one soup
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  Speaker 1: that reminds you of being sick when you were a kid?
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  Speaker 1: Or which did your mom make for you? Um that
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  Speaker 1: you make for your kids? Now? How about that one? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that after my kids. What I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that my mom my mama made me a hot
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  Speaker 1: tiddy would have shot at jack, dangers in it. I
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  Speaker 1: can't do that to my kids. I can't put that
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  Speaker 1: in there. I'm with Jim, I couldn't do that. My
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  Speaker 1: mama would take that Vick's vapor up and put it
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  Speaker 1: in some tea and make you drink that. And it
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  Speaker 1: says on the bottom, don't not swallow it said that
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  Speaker 1: right on the bottom. They didn't give you. Still you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a called anymore? Did you still hit it
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  Speaker 1: right up? Were living? Wow, we had um castor oil.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I had to take castor oil with orange. Yeah that oranges?
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  Speaker 1: Know what's the oranges? Fort that's nothing. Put that Vicks
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  Speaker 1: vapor rub on your chest, all on your chests when
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  Speaker 1: you chest in my nose. Yeah, yeah, I'll say. You
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  Speaker 1: know what the standard was soup and it was always
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: like apple juice. You had to drink like clear clear
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: liquids and ginger. All right, more of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show and some trending news coming up at thirty
• 1:15:24
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• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: to morning show. All right, here we go with something funny.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, junior, truth be told. Yeah, I'm gonna say this.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: For some churches that's out here that need to have testimony,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: time really cut out truth. If your church don't have internet.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: You don't need to be having testimony times because the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: testimonies are getting too long. They need a screener. Yeah,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: they need somebody too much. Damn. Let me hear your
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: testimony and we want to decide what do you get
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: to say it in front of everybody? Because you got
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: people who go up there want to testify. You can
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: tell the ones who testimony not gonna be good because
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: they're too anxious to get the money. They head shake
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: it it lad shoulder jumping. They're jumping up like they
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: got a game or something like they got a warm
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: up all and then they get up there and the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: test cemimony. I want to speak to the Lord about
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: my too. This toe had been hurting me. We don't
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: really need them no more. I'm just asking can we
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: get some screeners. We have to hear your testimony on Sunday.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: All of us got stuff to do. Now we're sitting
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: up holding up in church because you're talking about your
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: toe or somebody got there one time, No last shut
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: and testified. I've been praying for Israel and I'm saying
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: to myself, you ain't never been the issue. Why the
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: hand as you up there prayer. How you get how
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: the Lord talk to you about israe? Where you keep
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: that from? I just want to go to game his one.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to just sit it here no more.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: And here y'all testimonies that ain't by nothing. You ain't
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: got an amen, You ain't gotta go ahead let him
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: use You. Ain't nobody saying nothing. You shut down three
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: hundred eighty five people by yourself, You shut down an
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: entire church past ain't saying nothing. We need no need,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: We need a testimony, Mike Snatches. I'm signing up because
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: if I don't like it, I'm coming up there. You know,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Polo got the saying man just need to help testimonial
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Mike Snatch. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying I
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: just want to get that out there. How long is
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: this is gonna go on? Huh? Well, the problem is, Jake,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: we keep back like it ain't. We didn't took up
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: this off and we've been here since Nix and talking
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: game is the game. You ain't getting nobody to say
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: go ahead? Then you go a man. You can't get
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: nobody agree with you. Your testimony is not anything. I'm
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: just saying why you get to talk at that long man?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: We need a testimony of Mike. I'm telling you to
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: sit out. If they start they testimony off with you know,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: if they testimony, you know. All right, We'll be back
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steam Harvey Morning Show right after
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: you're listening show. All right, Steve Um, it's on you
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: for closing remarks, you know. Today, I want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to men, and I'm not saying anything right now that
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  Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of men are very very
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  Speaker 1: aware of. I'm not the only man that feels this way.
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  Speaker 1: I just happen to have a platform and I can
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: say it out loud, you know, in light of this
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: horrific video that's out of this man who has this
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: gun drawn and slaps a phone from this woman's hand
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: and then she hits him, and he proceeds to punch
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: this woman like she's a man. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to men for a second. Not once again. This
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  Speaker 1: isn't for every man listening, because, like I say, the
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  Speaker 1: majority of men that I know feel this exact same way.
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  Speaker 1: But if you want of those men that you just
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: don't get it. If you want raised this way, if
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  Speaker 1: you're one of those men who say, is, well, she
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have put her hands on me. I agree. I
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: agree that a woman shouldn't hit a man. I agree
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: with that wholeheartedly. But let's just talk about manhood for
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: a second. Even if she does her level best to
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: hit you, just really, bra really, man, how damaging is it? Really?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: How damaging is it? I mean, let's think about this, man.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I was raised not to hit women, no matter what. Now, Look,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: if you're in a life in death situation, you got
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: to protect yourself. A woman got a gun and finished
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: shoot you. That we're talking a different sets of stuff.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. If a woman draws her hand back
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: and hit you, what your response should be, and you
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: know what it should be to walk away, to just say, hey,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: look stop, hey look I'm out of here. Go ahead.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: I can see you blocking a punch. I can understand that.
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  Speaker 1: But to retaliate, fellas, listen to me, that's not the
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  Speaker 1: way we were meant to treat women. Even if a
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: woman in a fit of anger loses it. And I've
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: tried to tell my daughters, don't put your hand on
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: no man, because all these men are he ain't raised
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: like your father and your brothers was. But now listen
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: to me. In a fit of anger, if she does
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: hit you, fellas, what are you doing? Listen man, First
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: of all, let me tell you how special women are.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Do you know that women have a skill set that
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: none of us have. They give birth to children, They
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: bring life into this world. They are our mothers. They
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: are our grandmothers. They are our sisters, They are aunts,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: They are our teachers, They are our comfort. They are
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: our source of of of of of of times when
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: we need someone to confide in. Women have been there
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: for us since the beginning of time. Women patch us
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: up so we can get back out here the war.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Women love on us, Women tape us up and put
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: us back together to face another day. Women are special, man,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: They are special. They do things for us that no
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: one else can provide a level of comfort, healing, loving
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: security that nobody else provides. We have got to get
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: back to understanding who we are as men, as men.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Now I'm not talking about women's live I think women
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: should have equal pay, equal jobs. I'm talking about all
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: of that. But after that thought, we have an obligation
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: to treat them special, that they are not targets for
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: our ain't calling them all out our neighbor We didn't
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: allow this to go on too though. Now I can't
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: really blame nobody but our generation. We got to stop
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: being this way. Man, I've noticed a shift in the
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: way young men are dressing now. And man, I take
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: my hat off to y'all. I had these cats from
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Chicago Black Ink on my talk show the other day.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: This dude came out in a three piece suit man,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: one of the leaders of the Black Crew. This guy
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: was so dapple, man, I was proud of him. I
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: looked at all these Cassie's young cats that was at
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: this part of this oscar party we went to. All
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: these young dudes was dapple. They had their suits on,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: their taxes on. I mean, man, I've watched slowly come
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: back around where young guys are starting to dress. Well,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: why are we dressing? I want you to get what
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: else comes with that. Do you know that when you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: walk a woman down the street, that you are always
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: supposed to be on the curb side of the street.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Do you know that you're to really not supposed to
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: allow a woman to walk against the curb closest to
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: the curb and you on the inside, And you know
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: why because it came from shivalry. Man. It came from
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: back in the days when that was wagons on the
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: street and a gentleman was walking down a boarded sidewalk
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: with a woman, and for wagon came by and splashed mud.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: It was splashed on the gentleman instead of on the lady.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: It started like that. It was something as simple as that,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: because that's when we started having sidewalks back in the day.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: So that's what that was about. But we lost that.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: I see women walking up against the curb. We lost that.
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