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Getting Fat, MTH, Cussing, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit on, looking back to back down, giving the
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  Speaker 1: doing me true good it. Steve har listening to me
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  Speaker 1: to other for ste please by, I don't join joined
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  Speaker 1: ing the You gotta turn to turn them out. Got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out, to turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back at it. Huh. I shall
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  Speaker 1: will o coome morning everybody you are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on now dig me or one it only Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Thank God for it all
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  Speaker 1: the time too. Well, here we go today. Since this
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  Speaker 1: time of the year, I want to share something with
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  Speaker 1: you that I'll help you because it's helped me. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I was telling the story once that this magazine called
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  Speaker 1: rob Report, that that was a statue I used to
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  Speaker 1: see for years. I started buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago.
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  Speaker 1: So I just wanted to see what affluent people did,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just wanted to see what people with means did,
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  Speaker 1: what type of investments they did, what they bought, you know,
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  Speaker 1: what they traveled to. Rob Reports just like, Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a big boy toy magazine. You can see what
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  Speaker 1: causes out here. I didn't have money for none of it.
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  Speaker 1: I was dreaming, though, you know, I just wanted to see.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a statue inside this magazine of this man
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  Speaker 1: who was coming out of this bronze rock. And he
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  Speaker 1: was completely bronze, and he was muscular, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't look nothing like me, but he was a
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  Speaker 1: man coming up out of a rock. And he had
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  Speaker 1: a huge hammer and a chisel in his hand. And
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  Speaker 1: as his body from the waist up was coming out
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  Speaker 1: of this huge piece of stone, you could see where
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  Speaker 1: it was him who had been chiseling and forming himself.
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  Speaker 1: So the name of the statue was self made Man.
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  Speaker 1: And for years man I said, Man, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: a big house one day, and I'm gonna put that
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  Speaker 1: statue in the backyard in the corner. That's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: my little spot where I go chill, because I'm a
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  Speaker 1: self made man. Well, after years of working at because
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  Speaker 1: I'm somebody and having reached a degree of success, I
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  Speaker 1: would have nothing to do with that statue. There's nothing
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  Speaker 1: about that statue that appeals to me. Anymore. Because on
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  Speaker 1: my journey and in my quest to become what I
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  Speaker 1: thought would be this self made man, why I could
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  Speaker 1: put this statue and had a statue in the corner
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  Speaker 1: be kind of cold symbolizing it. I had made it.
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  Speaker 1: I realized on my journey there's no such thing as
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  Speaker 1: a self made man. That we all need help, and
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  Speaker 1: that God places people in our paths along the way
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  Speaker 1: that benefit us oftentimes. And it's the most unlikely person oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: and the most unlikely way that He presents these people
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  Speaker 1: in front of you. It's crazy how he does it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And so this is a statue now that I look
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  Speaker 1: at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool, but not not for me, because I
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  Speaker 1: needed help and I've learned a lot of things like
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  Speaker 1: this along the way. And at this part of the year,
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  Speaker 1: the part I wanted to share with you all about
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  Speaker 1: this is you've got to develop You've got to develop
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  Speaker 1: a sense of purpose. Now, notice what I said. I
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  Speaker 1: said you have to develop a sense of purpose. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say you had to go out and figure out
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  Speaker 1: a purpose. You have to develop a sense of purpose.
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  Speaker 1: That's different. See your purpose, it's created for you by God.
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  Speaker 1: Because when he created you as an individual from whatever
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  Speaker 1: two parents you may have, that's not important here. When
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  Speaker 1: he created you, he had something in mind for you.
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  Speaker 1: You follow me. Now, When he created you, he had
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  Speaker 1: some than in mind for you, and it was a purpose.
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  Speaker 1: God has not created a single soul to become a criminal.
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  Speaker 1: God has never created a single soul to be a
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  Speaker 1: drug dealer, to become an addict, to become an alcoholic,
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  Speaker 1: to become an abuser, a molester, a Cheatah, He didn't
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  Speaker 1: create none of this. This came about through some decisions
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  Speaker 1: we made as sinners and we stayed in that place.
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  Speaker 1: But see what he created us, He had He has
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful idea for us. But God gives us human
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  Speaker 1: beings this thing called choice, and we have the power
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  Speaker 1: to decide. So you can decide if you're going to
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  Speaker 1: adhere to the purpose that God created you and made
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  Speaker 1: you for, or you can go ahead and make some
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  Speaker 1: choices on your own. So like, if God wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give your life and give it to come to you
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  Speaker 1: and give you life more abundantly, and that's his promise.
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  Speaker 1: If you come to him, if you use him, then cool.
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  Speaker 1: But if you say well, this ain't moving along fast enough.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my own life of abundance. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: start slinging. Well, guess what now, Tad. You've made a decision.
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  Speaker 1: And see God's decisions and choices the one thing I
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  Speaker 1: learned about them from Bishop Kenneth Oma, God's decisions, choices,
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  Speaker 1: his voice, it has no sin in it. Ain't it
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  Speaker 1: amazing how many people it came up to you and say,
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  Speaker 1: the Lord wanted me to do this to you, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing it. That God is punishing you, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing this to you because God gonna see that you
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  Speaker 1: get your day. Who is this person? Who is this
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  Speaker 1: person that God all of a sudden gave this authority
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  Speaker 1: and power to God? I didn't get at the nobody, man, nobody,
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  Speaker 1: this person don't have a right to hold you to
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  Speaker 1: your past, the right to make you pay. So who
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  Speaker 1: makes them pay when they make mistakes? Because they all
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  Speaker 1: make them. So when I say you have to have
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  Speaker 1: a sense of you have to develop a strong sense
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  Speaker 1: of purpose. That means you have to strongly get in
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  Speaker 1: touch with your creator to find out what the purpose
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  Speaker 1: you were created for. See, it's two things that I
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  Speaker 1: had to learn along the way my career. My career
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  Speaker 1: was what I was paid for. My calling is what
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  Speaker 1: I was made for. See, it's two different things, folks.
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  Speaker 1: It took me a long time to learn it, and
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  Speaker 1: some people never really. Some people think that they calling
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  Speaker 1: is to be a performer. Well, that's what you paid for,
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  Speaker 1: and a big part of your life is your performance
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  Speaker 1: is tied directly to your gift. But what you made for, though,
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  Speaker 1: what you made for is to bring about some significant
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  Speaker 1: change in another human being's lives because we are all
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  Speaker 1: linked together in this chain. That's what you are here for.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody has a purpose to do something wonderful, meaning for
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  Speaker 1: or impactful for another person. Show me the person that's
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  Speaker 1: not made for that. I just want to know who
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  Speaker 1: isn't made to do that? Who isn't made to do
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  Speaker 1: something that will affect the life for the betterment and
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  Speaker 1: improvement of another person or people. You think the guy
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  Speaker 1: that invented the airplane was merely inventing the airplane so
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  Speaker 1: he could fly. No, his purpose. His purpose was to
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  Speaker 1: become an inventor, to come up with this invention so
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  Speaker 1: he could fly and we all fly. See. Sometimes God
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  Speaker 1: will make you successful so you can become successful, so
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  Speaker 1: you can turn around and teach other people how to
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  Speaker 1: become successful. God save people, so you can turn around
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  Speaker 1: it tell other people how wonderful it is to be saved.
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  Speaker 1: You see how this thing works. That's what we have
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  Speaker 1: to do as people. And it's nothing that we have
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  Speaker 1: to go and discover. We have to go and develop it.
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  Speaker 1: But if you haven't discovered your purpose, it's simply because
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  Speaker 1: here's it. If you haven't discovered your purpose is simply
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  Speaker 1: because you have not contacted the creator and maker of
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  Speaker 1: your soul to ask and find out why you were created.
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  Speaker 1: It's as simple as that. If you buy a Toyota,
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  Speaker 1: there's an owner's manual on the inside that will tell
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  Speaker 1: you everything you know, how to best operate your Toyota,
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  Speaker 1: how to make it work, how what to do? They
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  Speaker 1: got a troubleshooting section. Your faith is the same thing
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  Speaker 1: as an owner's manual in your car. Open up that
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  Speaker 1: bulk man, find out how to jumpstart your life, how
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  Speaker 1: to troubleshoot it and get on with your life and
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  Speaker 1: find out your purpose and develop a strong sense of
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  Speaker 1: purpose this year. All right, okay, cool, you're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, today it's going to be different. I
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  Speaker 1: have decided, without conferring with anyone, that today would be
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  Speaker 1: a day well, come on, wow, ignorance every day? Thank
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  Speaker 1: that this? No should not like every day this? Watch this?
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  Speaker 1: What a fool? But nothing? Hi front, ready and waiting.
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  Speaker 1: Hey ladies, Hello, Steve, stay out the way, try to
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  Speaker 1: control it, do your best. All right, Well let's okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well then, if this is going to be a different
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  Speaker 1: day of ignorance, let's have it. Don't back up now,
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  Speaker 1: don't back down now. Okay, what you need. Let's start
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  Speaker 1: with any question you want to ask me. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: get this started right now. Any question you want to
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  Speaker 1: ask me. This can carry over into six thirty four.
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  Speaker 1: These are all ignorant, non responsible answers. Oh okay, tell junior,
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  Speaker 1: I don't just but tell junior. You can see how
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  Speaker 1: fat you are the most when you are wiping your backside.
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  Speaker 1: That's when the most of your fat leans forward and
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  Speaker 1: you're able to really see how much fat really is
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  Speaker 1: in you. So you still so you still reaching behind yourself. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you're reaching back. So that's how we're still okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right, now you're still jamming your hand
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  Speaker 1: down the back of the new level of ignorance. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you win. Oh my god, that you the fattest. That's
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  Speaker 1: when I didn't think. I didn't think you can talk yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: I really didn't. But man, oh man, you gotta put
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  Speaker 1: your hand on the wall in front of It's early, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it's early in the morning. Yeah, people are havn't they're
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  Speaker 1: eating or they're just getting out just where they'verybody going
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  Speaker 1: breakfast time. Wow. Really, okay, let's start this again, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: because you speak to us again. Yeah, that was that's unacceptable,
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  Speaker 1: bar see it. I just wanted to be there. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing I beg to differ with you. Girl. You all
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  Speaker 1: the stuff on inhale back. Give you credit for that. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how about this. Let's not lie, let's not do bidily functions,
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  Speaker 1: Let's not do alright, alright, that out be quiet, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty seconds you got thirty seconds, all right, that's we
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  Speaker 1: just said. All right, Steve, I'll just ask you anything.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of day are you expecting to have today?
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  Speaker 1: How about absolutely greatable? Okay, that's a perfect perfect We
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  Speaker 1: come back. You're gonna see high incredibility be right, be right,
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  Speaker 1: got mess around with this. We're gonna continue to ask
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  Speaker 1: the segment right after this. It's gonna be good. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty two after Jesus helped us out.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right? Come on, Steve. Ten things you
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  Speaker 1: have for us that your ex should never ever see
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  Speaker 1: you do. Let's go. These are things, fellows, that you
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  Speaker 1: don't need your X to see happen to you. You're
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  Speaker 1: ready for the first. Listen. She cannot see you on
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  Speaker 1: the bus, better be driving it. She driving back and
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  Speaker 1: your ass at the bus. Get Here's another thing. She
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  Speaker 1: had not pull up at the restaurant, and your ass
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  Speaker 1: is the valet by what boy, here's another one. She
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  Speaker 1: cannot be driving down the freeway and look over there
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  Speaker 1: and your car is broke down. Another these are things
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  Speaker 1: that your ex cannot see happened to you, y'all in line?
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  Speaker 1: Huh at the Walmart? Yes, she behnd you and you
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  Speaker 1: don't know it right in your card don't go through God. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you turn around and it's hurt. That's why I left
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  Speaker 1: you in the first. There's another thing your mama can't
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  Speaker 1: see happened to your girl. I mean your girl, your
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  Speaker 1: ex girl can't see this happened to you. You don't
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  Speaker 1: move back in to your mama. She leave it, handing
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  Speaker 1: off some pack to your mama for Mother's Day. You
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  Speaker 1: asked him about the basement with a hot shoes and
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  Speaker 1: a wife beater and a white people with a pack
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  Speaker 1: of cigarette behind you, you damn Johnny and a coat
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  Speaker 1: on because ain't no heat. And here's one that you
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  Speaker 1: can't have happened to you. She find out no cold,
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  Speaker 1: this happen to your ex. Send you a text that
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  Speaker 1: was meant for someone else. While but the text say
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the shower, the doors open, followed by I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry that's cold. That's deliberate, man, it's them. It's the crying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the shower, the doors open, followed by I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry that was not Now there's another thing your ax
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  Speaker 1: can't find out about you if you mess around and
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  Speaker 1: lost that good ass job. Uh. She walked into you.
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  Speaker 1: You now you down at the windy you replenishing the
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  Speaker 1: salad ball. She and there with the kids right right, mama,
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  Speaker 1: ain't that mister shut that's cold. That's cold. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: come to church walking. It just all went bad. But
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  Speaker 1: here's my favorite one of them all. Drum roll cat
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the top thing that your
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  Speaker 1: ex can never see happen to you. What is your
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  Speaker 1: new girlfriend look just like your brother dog man, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you can that out, No, baby, this is my new lady.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, you laugh. You can't let him see you
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  Speaker 1: do game ever ever, ever, never, ever, oh, never have
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  Speaker 1: a move if you got it going on like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot let show X see your new girlfriend talk
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  Speaker 1: to you crazy outside. You can't do that. That her
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  Speaker 1: good one. Somebody ain't got it together. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you another thing. If you can not seeing you do
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  Speaker 1: washing car, that the car renter return if they pull
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  Speaker 1: up in that car and they look out to see
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  Speaker 1: you out there washing car? Is that here? What you
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  Speaker 1: don't want her to see you do out there? Cleaning
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  Speaker 1: porter potts clean port. You don't want hush, we broke up. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you don't like you cannot be the mascot
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  Speaker 1: at the birthday part. Cannot walk away, man, No sponge
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  Speaker 1: bobs were fancy. He had her baby. Birthday part cannot
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  Speaker 1: be That is he checking what you're doing and check
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  Speaker 1: your job and not be at the pretty boat. They
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  Speaker 1: have the man. They're not gonna go for that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad your ex cannot see you rummaging through a trash.
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  Speaker 1: You have lost all your shame everybody else. But she
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  Speaker 1: can't see that. She cannot see you riding around town
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  Speaker 1: on your car and you got that little doughnut on
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  Speaker 1: them hurt. He got new money. Your ex can't see you.
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  Speaker 1: She had to stop. Yeah, she can't see you pull
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  Speaker 1: up next to her. You on was you're on your
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  Speaker 1: brother bike. Oh my god, like hey, trying to make
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  Speaker 1: it work. I'll tell you what you can't see what.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you can't see. She got some
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  Speaker 1: kids and pull up to McDonald's window and you work
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  Speaker 1: in the window, your order play. You thought I recognized. Say,
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  Speaker 1: here's one that really hurt. They cannot see you with
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  Speaker 1: your shirt opened. It's some flip flops in a y'all.
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  Speaker 1: They cannot see you over you do? All right? Get
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  Speaker 1: it together, guys, Wow, all right, more of this crazy
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  Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: today's praying phone call. What you got Nat? All right? Sirley,
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  Speaker 1: that are right here. This goes out to everyone. This
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  Speaker 1: goes out to all prank fans across the nation, outside
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  Speaker 1: the nation, and to the millennials, old school and new school.
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  Speaker 1: This is the number one prank in most people's book.
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  Speaker 1: Raymond rain in the close this one. Yeah, in the closet,
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  Speaker 1: cats running this thing? Hello? Hello, Herry, who the can
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  Speaker 1: you hear me? Yeah? Bad? Who's there? This? Raymond? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is? Raymond? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this? Raymond? Raymond? Raymond? Round?
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  Speaker 1: This is my sister brother. Yes, what's up? What's up? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody didn't broke in the house? Stay in
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  Speaker 1: the house right now. I'm in the hold on. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, man, damn, I better can hear what you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: somebody that somebody didn't broken house. I want to hear
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  Speaker 1: you whispering because they're in the house right now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody that
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  Speaker 1: broke in the hold and they steal in there. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: I'm broke in the house. I'm getting the house now.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, you're saying somebody that broke it to your
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  Speaker 1: damn house and they steal in there? Yes, what you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: See nothing there? Why you ain't call the police. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get somebody to hold on, hold on, Well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody in
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  Speaker 1: the house, in your damn house, white not just okay?
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  Speaker 1: Wait where you live at? Where you live at? I'm
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  Speaker 1: out thirty six straight because I'm at thirty two and
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  Speaker 1: a half. You know what. Hold on, I'm for the
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  Speaker 1: call the lords. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, man, you
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  Speaker 1: know what what? Wait a minute, don't call the police.
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  Speaker 1: You see your in the hold somebody for no you know,
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  Speaker 1: people going to kill you and you're talking about you
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  Speaker 1: don't want them arresting. We got some illegal stuff. Now,
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  Speaker 1: don't call nobody. Wait a minute. Wait wait, Nah, you're
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  Speaker 1: saying hold on, you're saying, don't call the damn lows.
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  Speaker 1: You have to go to the house. Don't call them
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  Speaker 1: week they got it. That's a nickels. How oh do it? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What you gotta? Man? You know what is bad? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know what you're seeing? Your something there? That's probably
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  Speaker 1: why they're in the house. Now, you have set you
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  Speaker 1: up in the house, got you in there there, that's
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee you that what you what you got in there? Actually,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, man, let me tell you something. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you the best thing to do. Even though
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  Speaker 1: the people in your house right now you need the justers,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: let me call them. Man, you need to let me
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  Speaker 1: call the damn low i'mna tell you right now, you
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  Speaker 1: can't get don't do that, don't. I'm gonna but you
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  Speaker 1: know what, man, I'm gonna you don't call you say
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  Speaker 1: that now. I'm gonna tell you now I get called
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the low d me calling low hold on, I can
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  Speaker 1: get my wife the call right now. Don't call the police.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Don't call them because it's too much liga my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Don man, but I'm gonna tell you something, honest. I
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  Speaker 1: can't do a thank or don't for to go down there. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. I could cut this food
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  Speaker 1: to tell me. Don't even call the damn lot. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, man looking here called to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 1: I'm i ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you right there now, you know what The first thing
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now. Now, I ain't gonna take
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  Speaker 1: my down there first of us. They may be tapping
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  Speaker 1: my damn lying, and I ain't got to do with this.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get dot man. Look, I could call no
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: one one may look, go ahead and call them, because
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you know what, You're gonna get your kid down there,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and they don't know who you are. Bitch man, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, And I ain't gonna stall on this one
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  Speaker 1: you so they can find out, you know what, don't
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  Speaker 1: It's like call the lot. I ain't getting that. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't man, you must get dam poole. Ain't gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it out one. So I'm gonna tell you what you
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  Speaker 1: can do. Got I called the law if they had
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  Speaker 1: my wife right now, you know what. You may not
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: like it now, but you appreciate me later, because you
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: know when you're to get your monk heads waiting a minute,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, just west, but I think, damn sign,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I think, man, you know this is some crazy got
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you to set your up. I'm gonna try to shop
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  Speaker 1: up for one. Don't get sting my call, damn low,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: damn fool. You gotta keep your monk heads in that closet.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, you're a damn fool.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You walk out, because I'm gonna tell you not, they
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: show gonna kill your stupid man. You know what. I
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing I
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: can tell you, Damn I'm called a law. You're gonna
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: go down, and I'm gonna tell you not. I ain't
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: going down with I don't know why you really even
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: call me unless you want to help, because I'm gonna
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, I ain't to jumping eyes myself
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: nor my damn family over your I want to think
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I could do. I can help you out in one way.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I can call the law now. My wife's got a
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: cell phone. What you want me to do when you
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: can get me? Mon? Be a damn boot. I'm not
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: he ain't going down. I ain't going you know what. Man?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Look look, I can't get in there and my wife
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: and out of the count. The police come kill you
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: right now? They could have come, can't you? Can you
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: can you hear me? You can hear your damn mother?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut up? Can you shut your damn mouth
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: right now? Can you hear me? Shut out? I don't
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: know when the height. That's why they shoot the shot
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: and don't peek out that damn dope. Can I say something, man,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: you need to shut your damn mouse. This is nephew
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Showing. You know what,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by man. Y'all Just you go, bro,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: y'all sock dirty? I do damn well, man, dog, you
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: just got franked by your boy. Man, I'm sweating like hey,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: sent up in this damn house with drawns old man,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: sit up here, I want to play with man. Look
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are you sweating?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: It was for the dock because I damn sure no
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: wants you to come down to the house. That's for show.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I know you weren't coming to the I heard it
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  Speaker 1: in your voice. I say, okay, you know what. He
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: ain't coming to get me. Man. I'm sit up here
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: right now, man, I might need to take on the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: work board here. Hey, let me ask you something, man,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land. Kn't
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with that
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: other that Nephew Tommy with. It's crazy. Come on now,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: this one you're supposed to. Let me say, get a
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: drama song, get get a prank or song? Now, yeah, yeah,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, this shot you in this Superstar Superstar. I'm
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: right here, Catapolis Lear you uh huh. The brother got
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: your damn damn. I'm not coming down. The classic classic
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: called the police. You what you want to do, But
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna come down now. I'm not doing that.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: But what you want to do? All right? Baby? Saturday
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: it is. It's going down April to thirteen, Glenside, Pennsylvania,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Me and the legendary some more. We will be taking
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  Speaker 1: the stage Keswick Theater. We got two shows at the
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Kenswick Theater seven pm and ten pm. Tickets are on
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: sale right now. Me the more we find it, I'm funny.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: She funny. What stupentitive is in the building. You understanding
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: this show? Oh yeah, I sit right next to it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Tell me and Bruce Bruce is going
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  Speaker 1: down Friday, April nineteen, eight p m. Knoxville, Tennessee, at
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Knoxville Civic Auditorium. Figures on sale right now. Me and
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Bruce Bruce fall. I'm sorry, roads are in the building,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I said, Tommy bros In the building, Knoxville, Tennessee. You
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: take its own sale, right man, All right, thank you, nephew.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. A new study out of the
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: University of Queensland Guys, Queensland, Australia, determined that being in
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: a relationship makes people fatter. Okay. The study found that
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: those were the long term partner weighed on average twelve
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: point seven pounds more than single people what what, and
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: showed an average weight gain of three point nine pounds
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  Speaker 1: per year. And it could be that eating with someone
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: leads people to eat larger portions and more calories. Or
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: it could be that since they don't have, you know,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: they don't have to impress anyone, couples just kind of
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: let themselves go, ain't it. Yeah, Well that ain't what's it?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: It's when you out there running them. It's actually reduces
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: calories trying to catch um. Yeah, when you out there,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: listen to what when you out there running them? You
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: running them, that's exercise, that's work. You gotta get over here,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: get back in here, answer that phone right quick, dive
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: over there, knock it off the table. You gotta run
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: down here, dry your car, hide it in the bushes
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  Speaker 1: around the corner, walk back over to the house. Your
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: weight gonna stay down. Excuse me diving over the table. Yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: run the I've dove over a table to answer that phone.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Ohs to get this phone. So you can't be picker.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You can't be. You're constantly looking at the windows and
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: who might show up. You don't know, you may plan
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you you're nervous and you hard. You can't have company over.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Your gonna come over? Yeah, he stress and you lie.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You can't eat on the tail because you gotta kill
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  Speaker 1: your mouth for that. And I got lines to tell
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I can't be sitting up in here eating and you
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: gotta remember them. You can't. You can't eat. You gotta
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: go over that and eat for that person. Run over
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: that man. You can't lie and eat at the same time.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: It's too much. That's why single people are tremble. It's
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: it's possible, though you can't lie and eat out of
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you can do it. It's doable. All this stuff that
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: y'are running from, I run through it. This. Don't don't
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: don't accept this that you can't do. Take the challenge, man,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: know what you're doing and take your take your phone
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: at night, put it in your draws and you ask
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you this, Do you go back to the house and
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: get your phone? Hey? Oh yeah, run over eight cars
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: trying to get there. Wait what are you saying? So
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  Speaker 1: you're on your way to work? Yeah? Yeah, you half
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: way to work, you discover you left your phone. You
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: gotta get that phone. I'm gonna be late. You gotta
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: get that phone. I might get fine, and whoever you
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: work for will understand. White. Hold on, let's ask the boss.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Let's ask the boss. Is this true? Boss? Oh we don't.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: We don't understand. We don't understand what. Oh we know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. But you have left your phone. Oh
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: say it again, what Dave? You have left your phone?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Tell everything? Oh you should have heard act like you
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: go back home to Oh hell, bro, we don't worry.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Steve was just calm. Everybody worried about Timid. Oh my god,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: we haven't heard from Timid. Y'all stop all this day.
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  Speaker 1: Something could have happened to him. I'm gonna call his girlfriend.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. They happened recently with Jay. Yeah, never
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: called anybody's girl. That's where got here. Monica was crying Jay.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Y'all calling Jay? What I tell y'all, you weren't worried
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: at all. No, no, all right, Steve, Let's go to news.
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  Speaker 1: Aisies and gentlemen, missay and trip, Thanks guys, and good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. This is a trip with the news. The
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: governor Missouri is the latest Midwest head of state to
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: declare a state of emergency because of severe flooding. At
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: least three deaths are blamed on the heavy rains and
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: melting snow and floodwaters have already breached about twenty levies
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  Speaker 1: in Nebraska, Iowa, and Missouri, leaving thousands of homes badly
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: damage and farmers dealing with the loss of crops and livestock.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: President Trumps signed executive order in which he says will
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  Speaker 1: protect free speech at colleges and universities receiving government research money. However,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: while the new order does call for schools to promise
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to uphold free inquiry in order to qualify for billions
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: of dollars in federal money, public college is already required
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to uphold the First Amendment. President Trump, though, raised the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: possibility of withholding government funds. You may remember from UC
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Berkeley two years ago when that school canceled an appearance
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: by a right wing speaker. They cited security concerns. A
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Florida man named Caesar Sayak has pled guilty to sending
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  Speaker 1: a wave of pipe bombs to CNN and prominent critics
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: of the president. Sayok faces the possibility of a life
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  Speaker 1: sentence on sixty five criminal counts, including weapons of mass
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: instruction and the illegal mailing of explosives with intent to kill.
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  Speaker 1: He's to be sentenced next month. He had been sentenced
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  Speaker 1: to go on trial this summer in charge that he
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: mailed rudimentary explosive devices to sixteen targets, including Bill and
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, several members of the Congress, foreign
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: President Obama, and even actor Robert de Niro. Sayak's been
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: held without bail since last October. He was in court
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the other day and he was really blubbering. A Justice
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Department says that the white police officer who shot and
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: killed an unarmed black man Untilso, Oklahoma, three years ago,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: will not face civil rights chargers. According to The New
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: York Times, if Feds say they were unable to find
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: enough evidence to prove that Betty Joe Shelby willfully used
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: unreasonable force when she killed forty year old Terrence Crutcher,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: who was a church pianist. Shelby claimed that she only
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: killed mister Crutcher because he reached into his car and
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: she said it looked like he might have been getting
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: a gun. However, video of the incident shows mister Crutcher
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: with both hands raised above his head when Betty Joe
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Shelby shot him to death. Nevertheless, the jury acquitted this
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: cop of a first degree murdered man sol to charge.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: She sent quit the force and she's teaching in the academy.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: California's large utility, Pacific Gas and Electric now says it's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: probable that their electric line sparked the deadly campfire in Paradise,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: California last faul and finally, today is national goof off Day,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: especially with this weather. Goof it off to the Steve
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay is in the building. Steve. Time to
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: murder another hit? Please introduce him, give him a good one.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I'm scared, ladies, and jo don't I can't heard that murder?
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  Speaker 1: Don't the song right here dedicated to all the ladies
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  Speaker 1: we're going through it. I don't know hit it pull
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: his head just got damn and just got the ceiling
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: thing on thirty eight degrees. She wakes up sweating and
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the cool all. She's having a hot flash wind and
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: read it, I want a hot flash hot night and
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: in the hot flash wind and read it. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: she have a hot let love nin I mean the
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  Speaker 1: hot flash hot sash random hearts hot hot hot time
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  Speaker 1: flash hot hot hot hot hot hot hot flash hot
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  Speaker 1: hot hot. She having a hot slash wind and read it,
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  Speaker 1: I want a hot flash fo night, been in the
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  Speaker 1: hot flash wind and read it. H your genius boy
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: your No, he's not. No, he's Carlos Carlo? Are you
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: are you? Ladies? Did y'all enjoy that? You? No? I
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: didn't say. And you know what the problem is, Steve,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: me and Jay you know we talk on the phone
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: and did you have a hot flame when you was
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: on the phone and get inspiration? Yes? I did, Tommy,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: but the whole world knows. Now, No, you're not And
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: turned the air. You're listening morning show, all right, y'allhoo
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: reporting guys, a new poll that finds fifty nine percent
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: of couples say that they suspected their partner of cheating
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: if they suspected them, they would discuss the matter with
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: them rather than jumping to conclusions. I'm going to say
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: that again for the lateies. Okay, fifty nine percent of
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: couples say that if they suspected their partner of cheating,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: they would discuss the matter with them rather than jumping
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: to conclusions. Okay, cool, Let me ask you a questions,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Colum, Now, let me ask you a question.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Just listen to this question. If you suspected your husband
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: of cheating, and it was not on the internet, nobody knew,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: none of your co workers, it was not it wasn't
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: made public. If you suspected your husband of cheating, would
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you bring it up calmly? Would you bring it up
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: with anger? How would you do it? Probably? All of
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: the above for me without the calm though you're already nowhere,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: coming bigger, all of it, all of you above, for me,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: without the calm anger. If I suspected that not yet? No, well,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you had suspicious you ain't have no proof.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't you ain't heard nothing, you ain't got no pictures,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: ain't no ain't on internet, and none of that. But Steve,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: you know we have intuition. You know we have intuition.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You disappointing to you, mister Harvey. I don't know. I'm
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: just trying to see what y'all would do. I don't
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: really And and the word discussion I have a problem with.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: There will be no discussion. Well are you gonna just
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: find out on your own first? Like little CUSI let
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Suppose you discovered that you
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: were wrong about him and that he was it cheating?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: What happens at that point? Oh, then I'm apologizing and
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: begging to his forgiveness, begging for his forgiveness and threatening
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: him he better not do it. You see what happens? Yeah, God,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: in the heart, you gotta do that. Yeah, you apologize
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: for your wrongdoing, but you know, make it up to him.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: You know that. Wow, that's amazing. Any more questions, We're
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: here for it. No, y'all's answers. Yeah and truthful and
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: there's no there's no one in between, ain't no. You
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: know that's I don't like talking, y'all. Were you expecting
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: something else? I don't know what I expected, but that
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: wasn't it. You've obviously been through this before. I'll tell
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you what I found out. Though I'm fined out, I
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: ain't fired up to have a discussion once they find
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: out I'll cheating. Is you're ugly ass sitting up here?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Got the need sheet? No, you diet, But Junior, don't
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you know that money changes things? Yeah? How you get
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: the nerve that was before? Look at you now see
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Tommy saying, dang Junior like you can't believe Junior called
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: himself ugly. Tommy, you're ugly. No, I am not. Am
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: not gonna let you stop doing that. You're gonna listen
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. You're not gonna do this. I'm not. I'm
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: gonna tell the truth in two thousand and eighteen. Are
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: you fine? Tommy? Are you no? I'm not no fine,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm not off, but I ain't just beenna be
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: ugly little No, I'm not doing that. Dog. You're not
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: fine and I'm not ugly. But listen to me. If
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you're not fine, then by a lone ship what you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: think that is? Why don't do that to him, Steve? Don't.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know why Tommy keep thinking he cute, but
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: you're not cute. I didn't say I was killed. I'm
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: just saying I'm not listen to me. Listen to me.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: You look strang I'm decent. I don't look strang. Man,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you do not looks great trying to find Just get
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: a mirror and look at yourself from the side. You're strange. Look,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not strange. Don't tell me you are. You look
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: strange all everybody, all the men in our family, we're strange.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Looking from the side. Look, I have fun with the time.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: And when you accept it, Tommy, he's never going to
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: accept that. You guys know that I'm not I'm not
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: doing it. Speaking of you're listening to Steve Morning Show.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. You don't want to
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: miss that. But first, it's too much Chicken. Yeah, it's
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: a prank nephew gone too fair? Yeah, okay, say again,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: all right, it's prank phone, get it again, all right?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the nephew's prank phone call. It
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: is Hello today, it's too much Chicken and dot with you. Hello. Hello,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Jason. Please, it's Jason. Hi Jason,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: my name is Remy. I'm calling with bp E t MC.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: How'd you be going, I'm going firing? But what the
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  Speaker 1: bt whoever? That is bp E t MC. While it's
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  Speaker 1: an organization we've been around for the last five years
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: and we're trying to help different things in the black
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: community and wanted to reach out and give you a
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: call and see if you would be on board or
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: help signing a petition that we're gonna have going around
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: with bp E t MC if you don't mind. Okay,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: what is it about? Well, BP E t MC, Jason
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: is uh, black people eat too much chicken, and what
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do is cut back to beat too
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: much chickens. What the hell is this? My name, my
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: name is Remy, Sir. Okay, what you mean about black
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: pep beat too much chicken? We've we've done a we've
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: we've done a test study and we realized, sir, the
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: black people are the ones that are eating too much chicken.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: And what we want to do is try to cut
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: back because right now there's chime ease and ask them
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: they eat all time the chicken, chicken food young all this, yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: chicken and white too eat chicken. Caligate all the chicken, chicken,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: stir fire rice, with chicken and always say you want
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to come to me talking about a black person eat
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: too much? Damn chickens? Did you ask some white people?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I bet you didn't know with no white folks, I
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: bet you don't go to them, y'all out of them. Well,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna we're gonna get to that. We're starting
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: in the black community. You black people are the ones
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: that seemed to buy the most chicken. You know, chicken.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Guess what, how don't we eat chicken? And if I did,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: he's some chicken because he may we go. Are you
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: thinking of something? You? Hey, y'all got my number in it?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Well you get sir. Actually, we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: and we're getting a listing of people about the most
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: super come in supermarket. Sir. The main thing we're trying
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: to get you to do is cut back on eating chicken.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Now what we want. I don't eat no chicken. And
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go and
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: eat chicken and don't call him about eating too much.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I don't even a calmer phone, so you got that? Hello, Hello,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach callaway. Is this Callaway? Yeah? How
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: you doing. My name is Remy. I'm with bp E
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: t MC and uh whom My name is Remy, Sir,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'm with bp E t MC. What we're doing is
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: we have a petition we're trying to get signed throughout
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the black community, uh of some things that we're trying
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: to actually help out in the black community. Huh. So
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: BP E t MC is actually an organization and we're
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: trying to actually uh save some things in the black community.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Where's the what's b what is it? What's that stand for?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: What's the hell is in BP? What is that for? U?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: BP TMC is is? Uh? Black people eat too much chicken?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: And what we're trying to do is, man, you gotta
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: be kidding me. Man, man, this is this is Remy sir.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get you all to actually sign a petition.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: What's going on is black people are buying too much chicken.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me with this man. This is
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: a white man? Who is this man? I am Caucasian, sir, Yes,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Now why are you calling me with this? Well, what
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do is we're trying to get how
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: do you get my number? First of all, actually were
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: getting we're getting numbers from supermarkets that are letting us
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: know the people. Let's look with my phone. This man's chicken. Man,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you even man me get smack one of y'all. Okay, sir.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: What we're trying to do is get you guys to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: cut back on buying chicken. You're talking about, well, the
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: black community is the black community. You better go on
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: with it. We can't get tableted. Then I'll be calling
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: my phone with the man. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: reach Valerie a valve. This a shame. I can I
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: help you? All right? My name is Remy. I'm with
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: VPE TMC. How you doing. I'm doing fine and you
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm very well. Man. Listen, what we're trying to do is, uh,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: if I take a little bit of your time, we're
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: trying to actually get a survey signed by people in
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: the black community. We're actually trying to help out in
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: the black community. The organization is BPE TMC. And what
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: this is is black What is that? Uh, that's that's
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: black people eat too much chicken. So what we're doing
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: is we're trying to get what black say that woman
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: time for me? Black people eat too much chicken? You
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: see there's been a shortage in chicken. So what we're
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: trying to do is get black people to chicken. And
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you want to do a survey, Well we want what
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: we want you guys to do with sign a petition
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: that you're not going to eat anymore chicken this year.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Why didn't they even make sense? We just don't eat chicken.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: You know, we eat beef, we eat steak, eat fish.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I don't So you're trying to part out off the market. Now,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: why would you want to telling us not to to
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: eat chicken and we eat other stuff too? Why are
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you getting her DND in front because this doesn't make
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: any sense. The test study, man, was over chicken, and
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: it just seems like that this study. Who did this
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: test study? Well we did, man, we're BPE TMC and
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: what we're after doing the test study, we did realize
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that the black people are the ones that chest. I
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: don't just do it after two black people, I mean
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: just use white people. But white people eat chicken too
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: and shes diets and stuff. Okay man, Well Asian? What
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: about the Hispanic? Did you use them? Okay? Man? Listen,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: what the bottom line is our first study is black
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: people and What we're trying to do is get you
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: guys to cut back on eating yesterday should be everybody.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: This is something when you get my number from man
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: we got we got numbers from the supermarkets that of people,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: that number from no supermarkets. I ain't give my number
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: to no supermarket. This is don't making me damn sense.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: You're calling me, interrupting me about something like this. This
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: is this bottom line, ma'am. You don't you don't tell me,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: not telling me what the hair I can't you know mind,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you're not nice them push this un yes, you do
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: put this calling somebody telling them that black people eat
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: too much chicken? You and your partition. Would you like
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: to hear what the survey is actually saying. No, I
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear what the survey is actually saying,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: because what you're saying about a whole bunch of but
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: the survey is saying that. This is Nephew taught me
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What Valerie, this is
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: nephew tom Oh my god, oh oh, I'm all right.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Dare you have it? Nephew? Tell me Frank phone called
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: too much? It's never you can never have too much
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: nicken I never heard of black people say that you
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: can win too much. Barbecue chicken, baby chicken en. Oh,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: hopefuls is too hot, It's way too damn ht. Why
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: do you say that? Because I bought some soup from
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Whole Food. I paid twelve dollars and forty nine cents
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: for a low container of soup. Was the camel? It
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: was okay, but it was twelve dollars. I couldn't really
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: enjoy it. First of all, Come on, Steve, like you
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: don't have money, Whole Food costs more to shop at
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: than a regular grocery store. Right now, you can either
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: pay the little extra money that it costs to eat
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the groceries are you can pay the medical bills for
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: eating the wrong stuff dollars soup this Listen at that
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: your first stup. Listen to what I'm saying. That is
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: seven sixty. The soup was fifty six. I'm telling you
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: was really too damn Oh you're vegan now I forgot.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Don't call me that and that a racial s All right? Listen,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: coming up next, it's today's strubbery. How much seventy two dollars.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening Dave Hard
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, if you need advice on dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: and more, submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot
• 54:14
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• 54:21
  Speaker 1: get to clicking. We have to be really write Steve.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: We have to be really specific because sometimes if we
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: just say submit your letter, they're asking you for money
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: and all kinds of things. So we just want to
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: concentrate on relationships. You've seen in all the money requests,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you want to wasting your time. That's what you're doing,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: not sending you no money. I don't know you didn't look.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I got enough people asking me for money that I know.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I don't even like them no more. If you send
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: me moting too requests for money and I don't respond,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: notice I've developed a dislike. I'm not calling you back,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: all right, never you Let's go Buckloo, hold on tight.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: We got it. Here It is the straw Barry letter. Subject.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: She is making me want to fight her. Here Stephen Shirley,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I am a wife and a mother of two children.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I've been married for eleven years to my wonderful husband,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: but I recently found out he had been cheating on
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: me for a year. I found out when the woman
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: started calling me. She told me that she was taking
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: good care of him when he is away from home
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: with her. I confronted him about it, and of course
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: he denied it. I prayed to the Lord to show
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: me the truth. As time went on, I never told
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: him that I was still receiving calls from the woman.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: She even sent me pictures of my husband naked, so
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: there was my proof. He finally came clean and apologized.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I was so hurt and angry. I loved and trusted him.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: He told me that he had been trying to stop
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: seeing her, but she was threatening him the whole time.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Well after she sent the pictures to me, he finally
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: left her alone. Gave him and we're working on our marriage.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: But we still have our moments. The problem is now
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: this heffa won't leave him alone. We have been We've
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: both changed our numbers and blocked her on all of
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: our social media pages. My husband has made it clear
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: that he does not want this woman. He said he
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: was just in a bad place at that time. What
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: should I do. Now, I've already beat his behind? Should
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I beat hers? Too? I'm tired of her? How can
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I get her to leave us alone? Please help? Well,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: that's one way, maybe if you do beat her behind,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Since you beat his behind, I'm not opposed to it
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: at all, But and I have to tell you this,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: it's really not your responsibility entirely. Okay. I'm not mad
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: at you, and I do understand if you want to
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: fight her. She's taunting you, she's stalking you. She's throwing
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: her affair with your man up in your face. You
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: have forgiven your husband and taken him back. So what
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: is he doing to stop all of this? Is he
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: just reaping the benefits that you know, he slid by
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: this affair and he was able to, you know, slide
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: back in with you. What is he doing to stop
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it all? I mean, you know there's things called restraining orders.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Is he helping you at all? Or is he just
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: turning his back to the whole thing. I blame him
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: for a lot of it, especially the fact that you
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: know now that you've taken him in, he's back in
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: your good graces and he's doing nothing. So to me,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: he needs to stop you guys need to need to
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: do it together united front. Let her know that this
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: is definitely not the way you want to continue in
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: this situation, Steve Shirley, I think you missed a piece
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: of information here, Darling, she said, Darling, that album will
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: go back over the letter. But she said that what
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know is that she's still contacting him. Oh
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: so he don't even know about all this. Well, he
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: knew he slept with her, he knew he had anywhere.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into that I didn't miss that, which
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: you may. You hold him responsible for all this, So
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: nothing he can do it's gonna fix it for you
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: because you have us, you have up. Damn Sully. This
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: man ain't cheated on you, but you're taking it on
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: as though he's cheated on you. Let's be forgiving, no, Shelly,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: you just sent me a scripture this morning. This morning.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Your scripture was to forgive people the way that Christ
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: in Heaven forgives us. But there's no forgiveness in your
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: heart for this letter whatever. So let me take another
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: approach to this. Yet, my wonderful husband, this woman says,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: found out he had been cheating on her. Now a
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: wonderful husband. That's just at the top of the letter.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: After that, he did bat out of hell. He might
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: as well just gone somewhere. I found out when the
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: woman started calling me. She told me she was taking
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: good care of him when he was away from home.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: See this, it's a dandy hell for him. She ain't
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: got to do that, but she trying to pry him
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: loose from you. This is a skank move. See she
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: number two trying to be number one. Rule number one
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: for number twos. Number twos very rarely ever get to
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: be number one. It can happen, but rarely is what nephew,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: this is for you. See she told me she was
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: taking good camera when he was away from home. I
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: confront him about it, and of course he denied it. Yes, yes,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: you he had to. You first gotta deny because you
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: gotta balance yourself. The first line that we always tell
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: ladies is to gather ourselves. We got to gather, they say,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: because of all you surprised because you've been caught. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Claudia been calling me. What Claudia? She says, she takes
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: good care of you. When you Claudia, clock, who the Alice, Claudie?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You know who the hell Claudie is. I don't know. No,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: damn Claudie. She said, what now, she'd be taking good
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: care of you when you over there? What you tell calendar?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know her name is Claudie? She right there.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know this health. So now I prayed to
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: the Lord to show me the truth. And as time
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: went on, I never told him. He denied that. I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: prayed to the Lord show me the truth. So as
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: time went on, never told me she was shoot. She
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: even sent me pictures of my husband. Niked. This is
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: where now we got to come to the realization that
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: we know Claude, because why is you over that neked?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: But see he fell asleep at the spot. Come on,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: come on, work at the spot. I fell asleep. She
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: took a picture of me while I was naked because
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I drank some of that green tea and I didn't know.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I went to the doctor. I'm allegic to green tea. Yeah,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: it puts me out. I'm the only person living that
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: green tea makes unconscious. So I fell out naked. Too
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: many lives, so that was my proof. He finally came
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: clean and apologize, and we'll continue the letter right at
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: all right. We'll have part two of Steve's response to
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: this crazy letter at twenty three after you're listening show
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on, let's go with part two
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: of your response. His wife and mother too been married
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: eleven years. Wonderful husband found out he was cheating on
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: a woman was calling her, telling this woman, I take
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: good care of your husband when he away from home.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: She's trying to pry him loose. She number two, trying
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: to become number one. She confronted him. He denied it,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: as he should, because there is no proof. You cannot
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: come clean right away. You must gather yourself. He didn't call,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: are you calling huffle? What you calling huffle? You knew
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: what this was. You knew what I was mad? What
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you're calling huff on? He didn't have it out with him.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: He denied it. I prayed, never told him that I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: was still receiving calls from what. She even said pictures
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: of my husband naked. Now is where the walls is
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: caving in? Your asses naked? But of course you're not
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: at her house, so you're at the spa. Yeah, just
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: come out the steam room and that Steve Treen, that
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: steam room and green teeth. It had knocked your ass.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Towels and rogues at the spot I drink that tea.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get you that time, So stee when your
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: ladyship pushed the phone in your face and say is
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: this you? What do you do? That is not me?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I don't care if my ass is jacked up in
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: the air with my so security number stamped on my
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: ain't me. You're just denying it. That's just that's that
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: man's photoshop. They got that. Naw, they got that. Naw,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: that ain't even my thing. Look at umber stamped yea
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: on my ass. That's not me. So now here, let
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: me go on with the letter. Uh so that was
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: the proof. He finally came clean and apologize. I was hurting, angry.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I loved and trusted him. He told me to hit
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the part where he got good at He told me
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: that he had been trying to stop seeing her, but
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: she was threatening him the whole time. That's the truth,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: and that's a good one. Yeah, y'all trying to stop,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: but this he every time she was gonna tell, so
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I kept on going by there so she wouldn't tell.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: And you know she was telling the truth because didn't
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: she call you? I tried to avoid that. So anyway,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: that was the man in me trying to stop. So
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: finally after she sent the pictures to me, he finally
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: left her alone because now we know this health of
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: crazy together now see the number two crazy now but
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: crazy sexist is good, that's what's wrong with it. It's good.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: So I forgave him and we're working on our marriage.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: But we still have our moments. The problem now is
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: this health won't leave him alone. We've changed our phone numbers,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: blocked on all our social media page and my husband
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: made it clean. Does not want this woman, He really don't.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: He really don't. He just made a mistake. He getting
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: it together. He said he just had a bad place
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: in time, been a bad place at the time. I've
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: been I've been that for a year for a year, yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: a bad place for about tens It can happen. I've
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: had a bad place for about whole year. I was
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: in a bad place for damn the ten years. Yeah, oh,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: it can happen. I was waiting to whole team. Yeah,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: now what, I just had a bad place. I've already
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: beat his behind. Yeah whatever whatever, how they't go for
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: you you ain't doing. Should I beat her too? I'm
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: tired of that? How can I get her leave us alone? Now?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Should I beat her too? I think you should? Yeah, yeah, see,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I think you should. But here's some smarter ways to
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: do it, because they no need you getting in jail.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: The group you just saying, now, listen to me. Here's
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: a d Facebook hub posted on her Facebook page that
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: she is a cheetah and a husband stiller. Oh man,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that's good. Posted on her job we brought in social
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: media that she Yeah, this is how you get rid
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: of somebody, that she is a husband stiller and a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: home record record and it's ruining the lives of two babies.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: There's a term for that. Go ahead, star, would it
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: be no? No? When you when you shame someone publicly
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: like that, can you get in trouble for that? No?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Hell no? I think you could do that. This email
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: her employer, oh man, see notify her church. That's that's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: posted in the lit him read it in the church announcers.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah what yeah? Who? Because it's easy. It's easy. It's
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: easy to have a church. Yeah they got they ain't
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: got good firewalls. You could just drop this information in
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: that sister Bernie Ferguson is a cheetoh a home record.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: It's ruining the lives of two babies trying to take
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: their father from me. Yeah, and just you could get
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: on social media. You do her on social media? Ship stopped.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: She can't stop all in post see go on her face,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: find all her friends. Now you're sending everything to her friends. God,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: has this happened to you? What just somebody just sending
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: stuff to about stuff? Oh no, I'm on tabloids, I'm
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: on the grocery show. You ain't got it. You ain't
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: gonna get you, ma'am. Yeah, you go to damn grocery
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: shore and you gonna just want a candy bar assing
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: your face. You ain't got open up your damn Facebook
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: can He's just off the hook. An'tybody did that to
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: me on social media? You ain't got I'm just up
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: in here of slow dogs down. You want some gum man.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I get sick of my sisters calling me with the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: old lass. But my sister Mowna, she good. I'm praying
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: for you baby. Ain't none of that true. We don't
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: believe about that, baby, bro. We know how you is.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stump that hell for when I see it, though,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: my sister mona man, he's off the hook. Huh huh,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: he's off the hook. She took him back forgave him.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Well happens to him. Well, something has already happened to him.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: He's paid, Shirley. See y'all, y'all want to keep making
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: a man pay. But the man pay. The man is
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: paying her year out of my life with cheating on her.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: He didn't take a year out of your life. You
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: were still living now, Your life was going on. You
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: just ain't know what was going on. He didn't take
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: a year. Surely the man did not take a year
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: out of your life by cheating on you. You had
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: that whole year, but now I was still shopping. You
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: don't get it back, Shirley, see you evil read Joe scripted,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Let's go to break. Surely you're listening show and yeah,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: look that I don't think you're I don't think you're
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: getting He's getting his just due. This woman had to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: go through all this. Yeah, maybe she didn't know about it.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: She knew something we haven't intuition. Of course, she's been
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: married to her, she's been married to him for eleven
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: years he cheated on her, and now this woman keeps
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: taunting her, stalking her. And yeah, the number two as
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: you called her, and nothing happens to him. She took
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: him back, she forgave him. He's good, but she hasn't
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: still deal with it. Surely a lot happens to a man.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: First of all, not enough. He got busted. He got busted.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: He didn't lose any lambs. She didn't. Not the man,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: she said, she the man gotta hit it this saying,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: and what he catching at the house behind this because
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: in the letter that ladies said, but we still have
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: our moments. Oh yes, Oh, and who you think is
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: providing when they come from see? So that's her. He
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: ain't off scott free. But you are unforgiving, Shirley and unrelenting,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: and you are the last two scriptures Shirley sent me
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: on Sunday. Stop judging by mere appearances, but instead judge correctly.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: That's John. Yeah, I'm just going what's the problem. But
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to look at your scriptures you've been
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: sending me. She's not going by none of them. She
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: ain't went by man one of them. Man just a hypocrite,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: just sending thank you, Carla. I am not a hypocrite.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: And he gives off scott Free. She scott Free gave him.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: But the woman still bothering her. But that's the right
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: as a result of what he did to her. Oh,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: let me back up and throw something in the mix
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: that ain't out here yet. What what fought in this?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Could the woman the wife? This is not her? He
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: had to go on. I didn't say it was junior, junior,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: But let me ask you a question. Quiet, let me
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: ask you a question. And I don't think that women
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: should take on the blame of husbands and men who
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: cheat up. That's not I'm asking you this question, though.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: But there are times because let me explain something to you,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: as I did in the book that sold so many
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: copies that helped you with and once again being hypocritic, hic.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: So let me say this to you. That is a
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: section in there that I write that the three things
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: a man has to have loyalty and love. Yeah, you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: have to be loyal to me. You have to love me.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Number two is support, and number three is to cook him. Now,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: let's just say at your house you're not getting one
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: of those three. Pick which one you'd like to discuss
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: your loyal so you're not being loyal anymore. So you're
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: dogging him behind his back? Are you cheating on him?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: You could have cheated on him in the past, or
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: you talk about him behind his back. You don't support
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: the man, So that means you should go out and
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: cheat with another woman who sends me naked pictures of you.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: That's what's going to happen. No, listen to me. It's
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: not a solution. But if you are trying, if you're
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: not getting something at home, I'm just telling you the truth. Thing.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're trying to make this out. I'm
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: not making it out. If you're not getting something at home,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: you gonna go get it somewhere. Okay, period, that's how
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I'm well. Okay, he did that, she she took him back,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: she forgave him. But now this woman is still bothering her,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: all right, So that says that's because of what he
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: did to her. Absolutely Okay, So then he needs to pay.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: He needs to pay. She needs to beat his behind,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: she needs she beat his behind behind, she beat her,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: she needs to beat her behind. I'm not mad if
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: she does that. Group and neither are you and neither
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: are you, Steve Harvey, Shelley, I have another group. I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: can't believe you're making this out to be the woman's fault. No,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm not making it out a cheater.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: He just a dog cheater. I just threw out what
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: if to you? It don't justify what he did. But
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I'm telling But when you say that, it sounds like
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: you're defying. It sounds like it's really a strawberry letter.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: That's no justifying for cheating. There's no justification it is.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: It is a justification for cheating. There is a justification
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: for cheating, Shirley. It's a justification for cheating when women
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, yes, of course it is. Excuse me,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: did you just say there's a justification for when women cheating. Yes,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: because but they can't be a justification for when me
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: and ch right there? Are you kidding me? It's a
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: double standard, Steve, It's double Do you agree that they
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: are double standards? Double standards? Okay? Then I rest my cake?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: What what is going wrong? That's some illogical You're trying
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: to go in an argument with me? Woman crazy. I'm
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: so sleep tomorrow about this. I'm so sorry, thank you.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: He's wrong, He's wrong. He long they've been married for
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: eleven years is wrong too. Yeah, contacting this wife and
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: trying to make her miserable and remind her of the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: affair that her husband had, she needs her behind and
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: and she wouldn't have done it runs for him cheating
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: with her. This is all his faults. Yeah, I got
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: that creating scriptures that I that I sent to you,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: and there ain't you're not being understanding of this situation.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Not and and I and I'm not understanding unapologetic. Surely
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: I just told a woman how to fix it Facebook.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: This woman on home, tell all her friends what she
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: did posted on her job. Well, maybe she'll write us back, Steve,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: and email on her employer and notify her church. I'm
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: not an evangelist. Oh no, she's not, because she don't
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: do nothing. She care that that is not true. Sure
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: to take a week off, sineme script and get yourself
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: to God. You need to go up in the mouth, whatever, man, whatever,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Just make sure you read those scripts, merchant. When I
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: read it back to hear it, we'll be right back
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. Carla wanted to ask
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: you some parenting advice. You said, you've been a parent
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: for thirty six years. What you got, Carla? Okay, so
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: listen to this, Steve. My friends, a lot of us
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: are parents. You know, we hang out, we do things
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: together with our children. So the latest discussion, you know,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: we have young kids. So the latest discussion is you're
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: an expert at this. At what age should you teach
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: your child hotter, cuss, curse, or say bad words. Well, well,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't teach them. There's no age when you should
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: teach them bad because bad words are not necessary. It
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: all depends on circumstance and environment. Custom is an environmental
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: circumstantial thing that you had to be able to participate in.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: And every circumstance and all environments do not require cusom
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: you need to be able. So it's not a good
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: time for the situations will bring out the child when
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: it's necessary. So it's not for you to decide I'm
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: gonna teach my child cousin. I never taught any of
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: my kids to cousin. My father never taught me to cousin.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I just picked it up. Okay, So you overheard it,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: and the decision to use custom a little bit more regularly.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Was somewhere around nine, Yes, nine is when I started
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: implementing YEA. By twelve, I was you know, I wasn't.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: It wasn't really fun. I'm good. It wasn't. I was
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: just throwing it out there. But I had a lot
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: more situations, and all I got the more useful and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: more timely, and more situations presented themselves. So that's how
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: I did it. So I don't say that there's an
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: age that you give a child, Okay, And here's why
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: I'm asking this because I know a lot of people
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: look uncomfortable with this question. But it's a different time
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: for these kids and going into middle school. It's just
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: been tough with a group of people that we hang
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: with with their kids. So they were saying they want
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: to teach their children how to say blank, you be
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: get out of my face in a situation of bullying
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: and bullying. Yeah, So yeah, I don't. I don't think
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: it's necessary. See you are here's the problem, caller, your
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: little crew that y'all go to school with. Y'all suburban parents, y'all,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: y'all from the hood. Yeah, but y'all have become suburbanized
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: and you all are suburban parents. So now you've you've
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: trying to remain bushy and you're trying to live up
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: to your status status in life now. But you're calling
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: and you're trying to know where to implement hoodism into
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: your kids. And your kids don't really need that, and
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: so you've got to teach them other ways. I don't
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: recommend teach seriously, do not recommend teaching cousin to kids,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: because I mean, it's gonna backfire here. Yeah, you know,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: I mean you don't teach them negative behave? Now? Did
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I teach my children take care of themselves? Yeah? But
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: I found out I was doing it for no reason.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Somebody hit you. Everybody go down there. My kids ain't
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: down the street fighting and then come home and you
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: go get all your brothers and go back down there.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: What kid? On a matter of fact, the house too,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: damn fall Wait, they're not at six Flags like China,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: right See. I wanted to tell my sons that, but
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: they went to school where they ain't fighting. They ain't
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: fighting you. They talk about your own own instagrams. My
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: daddy took me to get my head for my could
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: ever said that was your training? That was it? My
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: daddy took me over there because we were They weren't
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: fighting in my neighborhood, but over there, my cousins every
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: they ever said by twelth, yeah, get my butt tore up.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: How you grew up, It's like you said, how we
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: grew up and how we're parenting and how our children
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: are growing up. It's just it's two different worlds, and
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: it's and it's some parenting that just doesn't apply today,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: and then a lot of it does, but you all
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: have removed it because of your new way. But your
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: kids are suburban kids. So when the bulleting goes down
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: at school, how do you teach them how to cut?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta teach them out the cuss. You gotta
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: get the bullet out your face. You don't get the
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: bullet out your face by cussing. There's a physical activity
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: that can get the bullet out. If you don't want
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: to teach the physical activity, then you got to go
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: with something else. But bullets don't respond to get your
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: blankety blank out my blankety blank. They don't because they
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: bullets hell. They don't. They want told you I've been
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: to put my blanketing blank in your blanket now you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: STI what's your comeback? See, it's hard to outcuss a bullet,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: So you got to teach your children the other things.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: But I don't recommend teaching your children how to talk
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: bad to people because that doesn't work because it's just
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: talk and eventually it wants you talk bad. You had
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: to bag some of it up. Did your parents have
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: put motivation behind you behind the bullet, like if you
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: don't wolve his, I'm gonna be old us. Yeah, that
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: was the motivation I had. Let me run again. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: what you're crying for? Yeah? Yeah, come home crying one.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you something to cry about. Then I'm
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: gonna take you down there. My Brotherston took me back
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: down the street to fight Manny, Me and Manny. Me
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: and Manny got in four fights in one day. Me
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: and Manny was through with it. Mann Manny, my boy
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Manning getting hitting the picture right up there to dude
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: with the hat on with the gold jacket, and that
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: where they named in my street, my boy Manny. We
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: fought full time. When me and Manny was through. After
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: the first fight, our brothers and sisters got involved. Ah.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Then they were beef is Rose Calhoun bought Manny back
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: up to my house to beat me up. Big rolls. Huh.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Bought Manning up there to be I whop man had
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: the Manny whopped me the first time. I'm through you.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: When Manny we free us. But since she brought him
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: up to my house and my daddy was on the
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: porch watching, I got to ten minutes. All right, listen,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is time for comedy Roulette,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: and Jay explained it to us the people. We have
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: to explain it every week because we get new listeners,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: brand new people who listen. Man, I love Jay Radio. Man. Yes,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: you know. Steve has a notion. We have time to
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: roulette this where we take five subjects. We put the
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: subjects on the wheel. We spun the wheel around and
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: around and around. Where the wheel stops, we'll do the
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. Here we go. Number one, I apologize baby,
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  Speaker 1: this is the first time this has ever happened. Never.
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  Speaker 1: Number two, Well, when is the baby going to sleep? Man?
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  Speaker 1: That is me? Number three? How long is he going
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  Speaker 1: to stay in the sixth grade once again. Number four,
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  Speaker 1: Well you're big and bad. Come on down here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: number five, I didn't get fired. They just tripping at
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  Speaker 1: the job. Been a day. That's when you want Jay,
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  Speaker 1: You did not want Number one? What is it? I apologize, baby.
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  Speaker 1: This is the first time this has ever happened. That one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the problem is you. You is the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I take concentrate because of you. You're doing something to
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  Speaker 1: me make me lose my concentration and whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: stop it. You need to focus. That was personal that
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to stop. Man. Okay, well look at, look
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  Speaker 1: at I want to apologize. This had never happen to
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  Speaker 1: both with me and the microwave went off at the
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  Speaker 1: same time. I want to say, I'm sorry. I did
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  Speaker 1: not know I was through any Listen, listen, listen. I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: This is the first time this ever happened. I dreamed
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  Speaker 1: I was peeing, all right, That's why we both laying
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  Speaker 1: here with I'm just saying, this is the fair time
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  Speaker 1: I was peeing in my dream. Yeah, when you're twelve,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have people come. Damn baby, I'm sorry a little.
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  Speaker 1: This first time that's ever happened, but I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: been in a committee relationship. I didn't know the rule.
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  Speaker 1: So she's putting her clothes on right now. Okay, baby,
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  Speaker 1: part is just the first time this has ever happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. And since we had worked out a payment
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  Speaker 1: and it was so quick on my part, I should
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  Speaker 1: get some of that money back. I didn't have to
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  Speaker 1: pay the full price. Okay, I say that. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, Listen, I really really asked. Sorry, I know
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  Speaker 1: I asked for some doing the commercial breaks in the commercial.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It's for you eight even back, all right.
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  Speaker 1: They've never had him before, never baby baby. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know it was your mama, Gail. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to. A new study out of
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: the University of Queensland, Australia determined that being in a
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  Speaker 1: relationship makes people fatter. The study found that those were
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  Speaker 1: the long term partner weighed on average twelve point seven
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  Speaker 1: pounds more than single people. What what, and showed an
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  Speaker 1: average weight gain of three point nine pounds per year.
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  Speaker 1: And it could be that eating with someone leads people
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  Speaker 1: to eat larger portions and more calories. Or it could
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  Speaker 1: be that since they don't have you know, they don't
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  Speaker 1: have to impress anyone, you, Uh, couples just kind of
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  Speaker 1: let themselves go. Yeah, what's it. It's when you out
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  Speaker 1: there running them. It's actually reduces calories. Yeah, when you
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  Speaker 1: out there, listen to what when you out there running them?
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  Speaker 1: You running them, that's exercise, that's work. You gotta get
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  Speaker 1: over here, get back in here. Answer that phone right quick,
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  Speaker 1: dave over and knocking off the table. You gotta run
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  Speaker 1: down here, dry your car, hide it in the bushes
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  Speaker 1: around the corner, walk back over to the house. Your
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  Speaker 1: weight gonna stay down. Excuse me over the table. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've dove over a table to answer that phone. Oh phone.
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  Speaker 1: So you can't be picker. You can't be. You're constantly
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  Speaker 1: looking at the windows and who might show up. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know, you may pland you you're nervous and you
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  Speaker 1: hard to have. You can't have company over. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know if we're gonna come over. Yeah, he stress, and
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  Speaker 1: you lie. You can't eat on the tail because you
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  Speaker 1: gotta camp your mouth for that. And I got lines
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  Speaker 1: to tail. I can't be sitting up in here eating
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  Speaker 1: and you gotta remember them. You can't. You can't eat.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go over there and eat with that person
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  Speaker 1: and run over that man. You can't lie and eat
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  Speaker 1: at the same time. It's too much. That's why single
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  Speaker 1: people are trembling. It's it's possible that you can't lie
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  Speaker 1: any I don't done it. How to time? You can
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  Speaker 1: do it. It's doable. All this stuff that y'are running from,
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  Speaker 1: I run to it. This don't don't don't accept this
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  Speaker 1: that you can't do the challenge. Man, know what you're doing.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: Take your take your phone at night, put it in
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: your draws. You what do you go back to the
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: house and get your phone? Hey? Oh yeah, right, calls
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: trying to get there. So wait, what are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: So you're on your way to work? Yeah? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: half way to work. Yeah, you discover you left your phone.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get that phone. I'm gonna be late. You
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: gotta get that phone. I might get fine, And whoever
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: you work for will understand. White. Hold on, let's let's ask.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Let's ask the boss. Is this true? Boss? Oh, we
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  Speaker 1: don't make we don't understand. I don't understand what Oh
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  Speaker 1: we know what's going on? But you have left your phone.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm saying again, what Dave? You have left your phone?
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  Speaker 1: Tell everything? Oh you sit here and act like you
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: go back home to remember that all hell broke. Don't
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: calm everybody worried about Timmy? Oh my god? We ever
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: heard from timy? Y'all stop all this staves. Something could
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: have happened to him. I'm gonna call his girlfriend. Don't
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: do that, all right? Job when we come back, last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day and Steve's closing remarks, you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to miss him. We'll be back at forty nine
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  Speaker 1: after you're listening. Steve, what do you have for us?
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  Speaker 1: Closing remarks? Wise today, Yeah, here's something that I think
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  Speaker 1: is very helpful to people, and it would have helped
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  Speaker 1: you open yourself up to really what God truly can
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  Speaker 1: have for you. And the reason I'm saying that is
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: because oftentimes we limit what God can do in our
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: lives simply by the way we think and simply by
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: eye expectations. God has no He's limitless. You can't put
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: him in a box. You can't put what God can
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: do for you in the parameters of your thinking. What
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: you've got to do is You've got to open up
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: your mind so you can be open to all of
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: His goodness and what He can do for you. And
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that to say this because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: times people ask God and only think about stuff that
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: they can see themselves attaining. Basically with your check. There's
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: a scripture that says you have not cause you ask not. Well,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: then most people go, Lord, help me make my rent.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: And then I have to ask you, well, don't he always?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Why would you not ask God for a mortgage? Well,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: become a homeowner. Then here comes the thinking of man
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: when you start putting in stuff like well, I don't
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: make enough money, my credit score, I haven't been on
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: my job long enough. I can't afford that. Therefore, why
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  Speaker 1: would I sit up and ask for that? See, you're
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: knocking yourself out of so many blessings that God can
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: have for you by your limited thinking. Because God has
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: no limits. So you have to open up your mind,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: so you have to start thinking of things that is
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: in your imagination. Why would you not ask God for
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: a big house? You don't think that God got enough sense?
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: Based on this scripture, you have not called your ass not.
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  Speaker 1: Most people don't ask because they don't see no way
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  Speaker 1: they can get it. You don't think that if you
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  Speaker 1: ask God for a big house, you don't think he
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  Speaker 1: got enough sense to make a way for you to
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  Speaker 1: get the house. You don't think that he knows that
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  Speaker 1: you need more money and that he know how to
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  Speaker 1: make a way for you to make more money. You
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  Speaker 1: don't think he got that part figured out. You think
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  Speaker 1: he needs your help figuring that out. You don't think
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  Speaker 1: that he know that if you got an X amount
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: of dollars, your credit score really don't matter. You don't
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  Speaker 1: think he know that He know all of that. But
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: you've limited to see what he can do and how
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  Speaker 1: you can move in your life because you won't think
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  Speaker 1: big enough. That is a book that changed my life.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: The name of the book is called The Magic of
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Thinking Big, and it's by David Schwartz. It's the Magic
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  Speaker 1: of Thinking Big and I didn't understand this until I
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  Speaker 1: was selling Amway. Amway was one of the greatest periods
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  Speaker 1: of my life because it introduced me to all positive books.
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  Speaker 1: It introduced me to self motivation and self help books,
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  Speaker 1: and those are really the only books I read outside
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  Speaker 1: of the Bible. I don't read anything. I don't read novels,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: love stories. It ain't got no time for that, but
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: the power of positive thinking about Norman Vincent Peale Thinking
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  Speaker 1: Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. The Magic of Thinking Big
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  Speaker 1: by David Schwartz. I have time to read that because
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  Speaker 1: the Magic of Thinking Big taught me something. It taught
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  Speaker 1: me that it does not require any more brain power
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  Speaker 1: to think big than it does to think small. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't require anymore. You ain't got the grunt look. You
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: can say Voteswagon, or you can say Rose Royce. It doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Your brain don't have to shift and burn most sales,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: and you gotta throw yourself into something to say Rose
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  Speaker 1: Royce versus Votswagon. It doesn't hurt more to say rent
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: or mortgage. It doesn't hurt no more to say new
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  Speaker 1: card than used card. It doesn't hurt more to say
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  Speaker 1: hand me down than it costs such than it cost
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  Speaker 1: you to say brand new. If you buy this book
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  Speaker 1: The Magic of Thinking Big by David Schwartz, it's an
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  Speaker 1: amazing way. It changed. Ain't my thinking in my twenties,
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  Speaker 1: and so I started thinking big. Once I started thinking big,
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  Speaker 1: I started opening up to the possibilities of God. Because
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  Speaker 1: God is big. Am I not right? God is big?
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  Speaker 1: So why would you get in the way of his
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  Speaker 1: bigness with your small mindedness. See, you're getting in the
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: way of your blessings by the way you think. You
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: keep thinking in terms of your paycheck. Get God ain't
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: in your paycheck. Get out of your paycheck, man, Get
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: out of your current situations. Where you are it is
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: just temporary. God has another place for you. God got
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: a great life for you, but you got to invite
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: him in and let him show it to you. Quit
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: wasting his time with this little bit of man. Get
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: out of your own way. You are in your way
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: with your limited thinking. People ask me all the time, man,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: why are you always at the meetings? Why are you?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just sit out and take your day off?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Because I can't get where I'm going sitting down taking
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: my days off. I'm about the business of becoming successful
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  Speaker 1: and happy. Now. Am I successful? Yeah? Am I happy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Happier than I ever been? But and I have everything
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: I need? Can I tell y'all that I don't need
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: nothing else? But I'm in the wrong side of life.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: I just won't. I'm not greedy. I'm not asking you
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  Speaker 1: to give me nothing. I'm willing to work for other things.
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  Speaker 1: I want. I want to see how the other class
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: of people live. I want to see what that's like.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: I want to see what it's like when my grandchildren's
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  Speaker 1: children will remember my name because I left them something,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: because I created a legacy that I put money away
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: from my grandchildren and my children's children. That's what I'm
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: working home. You can do that. God is capable. Get
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: out your way. This is the book again, y'all, The
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: magic of thinking, Big boy David Schward, go by, go by,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: just go by it. They change the way you think.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Just check it out. It's really really great book. Those
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: are my clothes remarks. I have a great weekend. I'm
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