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Steve's Olympic Report, 50 Cent Trending, Un-Cousined, Hit or Miss and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. Y'll listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now one it only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. I have something and it so describes how
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  Speaker 1: I was living. It's so captures the feelings that I
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  Speaker 1: had about beginning on the pathway of my dreams. It
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  Speaker 1: so describes how I felt when I was about to
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  Speaker 1: attempt something. And I have some striking news for you.
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  Speaker 1: It describes often how I feel still today to a degree.
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  Speaker 1: So let me tell you what that is. Here's an
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  Speaker 1: analogy that I've heard a couple of different ways, but
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  Speaker 1: I've kind of, you know, fixed it around to where
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  Speaker 1: I can drink it better, and I think it fits
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  Speaker 1: my personality to describe it to people best this way.
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  Speaker 1: I've talked often about the earth urgency of doing something
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  Speaker 1: with your life, of getting started today, of stopping the
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  Speaker 1: procrastination and putting it off, and waiting on all your
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  Speaker 1: ducks to line up in a row, and waiting till
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  Speaker 1: the stars aligned themselves. If you ain't on such a thing,
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  Speaker 1: you're never gonna get started. I don't know too many
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  Speaker 1: people who can say that all the ducks just lined
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  Speaker 1: up in a row. Things happen even when you get
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  Speaker 1: them lined up. One of the ducks get out of line,
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  Speaker 1: or somebody knock over the domino, or something happens. But
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  Speaker 1: here's the point I'm getting at. God has so many
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  Speaker 1: blessings available to you. You who's listening. God has so
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  Speaker 1: many blessings available to you from where you are right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you've gotten yourself into or what
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  Speaker 1: you've done. God has so many blessings that he can
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  Speaker 1: send your way. But you have to do something. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people just sit around and go man,
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  Speaker 1: and something always happening to you. You're always getting a break,
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  Speaker 1: You're always doing this. You always doing man, don't nothing
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  Speaker 1: come my way. Listen to me. If nothing ever comes
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  Speaker 1: your way. You know why that is? It's because you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing anything. I promise you you're not. Here's a deal.
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  Speaker 1: God has all these blessings he wants to send you,
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  Speaker 1: but you got to give him something to work with. Now,
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  Speaker 1: come on, God will bless you. God can touch people's
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  Speaker 1: hearts on your behalf. He can move situations around for you.
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  Speaker 1: He can align the stars. He can set the ducks
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  Speaker 1: up in the road. But align the stars and move
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  Speaker 1: people around, and touch people's hearts and set the ducks
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  Speaker 1: up in the road. For what have you put forth
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  Speaker 1: any effort? Have you made a single step in any
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  Speaker 1: direction to do the right thing or go the right way?
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  Speaker 1: That it was him something to put his finger on.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, God can only bless you according to
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  Speaker 1: your faith. If you have a little bit of faith,
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  Speaker 1: give him that. Let him work with that. You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't always start with these speeches you're hear in
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  Speaker 1: the morning now. I ain't always had these. I grew
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  Speaker 1: to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed
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  Speaker 1: up my way to these. Hell, I got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: so many times to be able to sound like I
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  Speaker 1: got some sense, I said it often. Failure is a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I have
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  Speaker 1: had to have failed to have what I have in
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  Speaker 1: my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process.
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  Speaker 1: People getting mad at the process. You got to do
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  Speaker 1: something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you.
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  Speaker 1: But what you want me to bless If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: putting forth any effort, you can get blessed from whoever
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  Speaker 1: you are in your life. Wherever your starting point is,
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  Speaker 1: wherever you find yourself wound up, you can get it
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  Speaker 1: back from. Now. I've done it, man, by the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, I've done it. I got over. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: learned some things along the way. Because here's a deal.
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  Speaker 1: As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
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  Speaker 1: But if God still has a plan for you you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, He's still got some more
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  Speaker 1: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. Here's a deal. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard for the average person to start because
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  Speaker 1: the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if I fail?
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  Speaker 1: What if I don't get picked? You know, one of
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  Speaker 1: the hardest things I ever did was walking in to
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  Speaker 1: quit my job. Oh man, let me tell you about
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  Speaker 1: that day when I decided that I was going to
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  Speaker 1: be a full time comedian after winning an amateur night
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  Speaker 1: one time, quitting your job, following dream, going forward despite
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  Speaker 1: all the nay says, it's like stepping off a cliff.
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  Speaker 1: It's like actually just walking off the edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping.
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  Speaker 1: Now not really knowing, but hoping. Hoping is the bad
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  Speaker 1: basis of faith. I stepped off the cliff hoping that
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  Speaker 1: my parachute would open and allow me to drift down. See.
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  Speaker 1: I've never skydived before, but I would imagine part of
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  Speaker 1: the thrill. And I don't know this because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to skydive to find out. I think part of
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  Speaker 1: the thrill for people is the danger part of throwing
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  Speaker 1: yourself out a plane and how it feels to be
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  Speaker 1: free falling, but the whole time they're free falling, having
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  Speaker 1: this exhilarating over the top moment. You have got to
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  Speaker 1: believe in your heart of hearts, you have got to
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  Speaker 1: hope with everything in you that when you pull this
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  Speaker 1: cord the shoot opens or else. This ain't a good
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  Speaker 1: move at all. But you've packed your shoot yourself. You've
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  Speaker 1: taken the lessons, so you go ahead and you make
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  Speaker 1: the leap. Now, the only thing about quitting your job
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  Speaker 1: and following your dream is you ain't really been trained
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  Speaker 1: all that good for this. You didn't packed your shoot,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't never opened it before. So I walked
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  Speaker 1: off this cliff, That's what it was like. And you
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  Speaker 1: following your dream is like you walking off a cliff.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the part where people don't never make the jump.
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  Speaker 1: They see somebody like myself who jumped off the cliff
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  Speaker 1: and the pass shot don't open right away, and I
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  Speaker 1: hit a couple of rocks on the way down. I
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  Speaker 1: got my back cut up pretty bad. They see that
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  Speaker 1: three years living in a car man, he got his
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  Speaker 1: life toe down jumping off that cliff. I ain't jumping
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff. But see, what you don't understand is
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  Speaker 1: you don't know it. But eventually the shoot will open,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm at the parachute opening part of my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: where a shoot then open and I'm drifting and I'm
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  Speaker 1: able to guide my shoote over to Paris and glide.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've glided over to Africa and seen what it
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  Speaker 1: looked like. It's a slow ride down. When the passchute
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  Speaker 1: finally opened, and my back then heel too, and the
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  Speaker 1: cuts that I had on me, I remember now I
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  Speaker 1: know how to stay away from the edge. But the
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  Speaker 1: parish chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my life for
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  Speaker 1: the first time. I'm gliding, but I got hit up
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  Speaker 1: against the rock. I can see more. I get a
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  Speaker 1: chance to see more things. I get to glide and
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  Speaker 1: see more parts of the world. I'm living my dream.
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  Speaker 1: Your passhute is gone open, but I'll tell you one
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  Speaker 1: thing for shore, It'll never open if you don't step
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff. You got to step off that cliff,
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  Speaker 1: got to get the passchute open for you. But you
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  Speaker 1: got to jump, baby. That's the hard part, ain't it now?
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  Speaker 1: Question is the end of this story right here today
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  Speaker 1: back with the nephew. What you got, nev. This is
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  Speaker 1: a sleeping security God, Charlotte, that's what it is. Sleeping
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  Speaker 1: security God. Watch me work security booth man, help you? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: uh uh this circus, this stuff I can barely hear
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  Speaker 1: is this is this a security booth down by the
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  Speaker 1: by the gate. Yea, sir, this security booth. Yeah, listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's some people, uh next dough to me. They they
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  Speaker 1: keep I'm hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on,
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  Speaker 1: but I ain't you know, I ain't really show what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm hearing this lady scream or something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: But I I just okay, sir, you can give us
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  Speaker 1: the unit number that you're in. We could have somebody
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  Speaker 1: come right over there and check that out. Hello, sir,
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  Speaker 1: um Hello, yeah, sir, okay, yeah, uh, I gotta I
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  Speaker 1: gotta sleep in this auto. Man, So I'm okay, honest.
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  Speaker 1: People next door to me, man, and they was, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they were sitting there. I heard this lady screen and
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't. I ain't want nobody to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: start shooting or nothing, because I know they was arguing
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  Speaker 1: pretty pretty heavily then I heard it. I know they
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  Speaker 1: must have been fighting because I heard something. I understand, Sir. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what what unit are you in? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. Are you okay? You're security guy? Right? Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you called us about ten minutes ago, and we've been
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  Speaker 1: trying to find out what unit you're in. Well, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: these people up here, man, they arguing, and I'll be
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing more people over that night and they're fighting. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I know I hear too God be too mean and
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  Speaker 1: they're fighting. This lady over screen, I hate you, But
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  Speaker 1: tell me unit the unit, sir, kids over that to it, sir.
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  Speaker 1: We need to know the unit so that we can
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  Speaker 1: come out and investigate. Hello, hello, sir, Hello, hello, hello sir.
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  Speaker 1: Huh hey, hey, look I cannot do this all day.
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  Speaker 1: I am trying to work. I cannot be around with
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  Speaker 1: you on the phone. Could you please give me your
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  Speaker 1: unit number? Sir arguing? Man, I know you. Yes, you
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  Speaker 1: have said that they are arguing. I heard you when
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  Speaker 1: you said that they were arguing. Sir, just give me
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  Speaker 1: that unit number that either you're in or the union number.
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  Speaker 1: You hear the no it's coming from. We could have
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  Speaker 1: somebody to come over there and check that out immediately.
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  Speaker 1: So what the unit number are you in? Again? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Do you do? You do? You do? You hear them? Argent?
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  Speaker 1: See let me put on her snore. I need the
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  Speaker 1: unit number. Let me listen I'm gonna put the phone up.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear, yes, sir, But I don't hear the
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  Speaker 1: unit number. I need the unit number. Without the unit number,
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  Speaker 1: we're just there on the conversation. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: are you there? Yoh yeah? Oh ay man, you checked
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  Speaker 1: on the people, No, sir, we have not checked on
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  Speaker 1: the people because we have not been able to get
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  Speaker 1: the unit number from you. Sir, dude sleep every time
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  Speaker 1: he gets rid of tell me something, fall sleep? Cle
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  Speaker 1: you got to see it, keeps falling to sleep. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: come in, dude, this guy following a sleep on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's unit out of him to keep falling asleep. Hello, sir, Love, Sir, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, I don't know what unit he's in. Keeps
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  Speaker 1: falling asleep. Every time I asked him something, he falls asleep.
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  Speaker 1: He keeps telling me that over that fight. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't then he won't tell me to you, I don't suck.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know to you, what would you wake him
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  Speaker 1: to sleep? Hey, I got a guy on the phone
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  Speaker 1: that he says that they get me here some screaming
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  Speaker 1: over his hyest unit, but keeps fallowing asleep. I don't
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  Speaker 1: can't get him on. Get him to tell me what's
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  Speaker 1: the unit number? Hey, dude, come in listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: Listen Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up, sir. Okay, sir,
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  Speaker 1: could you please give me the unity? I gotta ask
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  Speaker 1: you something. How come, y'all all, y'all do just sit
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  Speaker 1: on y'all to watch cars come in and out that
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  Speaker 1: door and stand of helping people that need help like
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  Speaker 1: you want us together? The number? You shut your housing
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  Speaker 1: at me. You need to do your damn job. You
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  Speaker 1: rent a cop. I'm a read a cop. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: rend the cop fall asleep. Would you just give me
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  Speaker 1: the you didn't number? Please? I give you the number
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  Speaker 1: new yo, the number? You're ready for? The unit number?
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  Speaker 1: the CLO. All right, here we go, CLLO. Milicent in
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  Speaker 1: Lithonia says, I let my younger sister stay with me
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  Speaker 1: for two weeks, and she's been here for two months.
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  Speaker 1: She started buying her own food, and she's given me
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  Speaker 1: the way. Because she's in the way of my dating life.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want her or any woman around my man.
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  Speaker 1: Should I, I don't know, be the exception. Should I
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  Speaker 1: make my sister the exception in this? Should she be
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  Speaker 1: an exception? I mean that's up to you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you single. It's blocking your dating life. That's on you.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: You had a two week arrangement that didn't turn into
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a two month arrangement. I don't know what to tell
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you. You You know, if your sister she trying to hold
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: up her home, but I think you just got a
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: kidded to the reason why she had to stay with
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: you in the first place. And then if you don't
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: have a hard kick out, treat her like you're not
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: a relic. You go ahead and do that. See how
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: that lay on your conscience with your little dating life.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Put your damn sister out. She's trying to help her sheet,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: your younger sister. She obviously fell on some type of
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: hard time or hardship. You took an inn for two weeks,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: she needed longer. She buying groceries and stuff, and now
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: you want her gone because it's blocking your dating life. Well,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: put out there. How that sounds. Now, go ahead and
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: put her out. Tell her you don't need her grocery money.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: They're gonna tell her gone and going down to the
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: shelf to stay down. Now, go ahead and tell her that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Tell your sister that come on cold, you're going straight
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to hale. Yeah, take care of your babysits all right.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Charlotte and Huntsville says, I've been dating a man for
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: four years and he is the love of my life,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: but I cheat on him from time to time. My
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: bestie holds all my secrets and she lies for me
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: all the time. Recently she told me that I'm taking
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a good man for granted, and she's not lying for
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: me anymore. Why did her loyalty shift? Does she want him?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Why did her loyalty shift? Because you don't have none?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand how people expect stuff from
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: other people that they're not willing to give themselves. I
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: just don't understand how you think her loyalty has shifted.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: When you exhibit none to the love of your life,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you cheat on him occasionally, that's just from time to time,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: and your girlfriend saying, hey, you're just letting a good
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: man throwing a good what you're doing? So now the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: real question is why has her loyalty shifted? The real
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: question is why don't you have any And you want
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: people to be loyal to you, but you're not going
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: to be loyal to some people. Well when other people
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: say that what she's saying to herself, if you do
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: that to him, you'll do it to me. Yeah, there
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you go. So I really can't help. I don't know
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: why I ain't shifted. You just getting who shift? I know,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I know I could have easily said the other one.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It could have worked interchangeable in this situation with your
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: shifty self all right, moving that other word would have
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: fit right in there too. Thank God for sound of
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: likes calling so nervous, get your face out your head, baby.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Ginger and Edgewater, Ginger says, I'm a
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: fifty seven year old divorced woman and I'm dating a
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: man I met online. In the beginning, he'd send me
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: photos of his bulging underwear and I thought it was disgusting,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: but I did not tell him. We finally had sex
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: and it was not like the pictures. He sent me.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Why would he send pictures of another man's bulge? Well, no,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: it was his. It was just close up, you know, yes,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: it was just a close up, right up right. It
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: was a it was a right up on yourself selfie.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: You know, you know that right there? All all. He
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: could have took it by his rear view mirror on
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: his car, because clearly that signs say I'm just see
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: in this mirror feel larger than they really are, you know,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: anything like that. But he what he sent you was
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: a close up. It's called aspirational photo. That's all that is. Ginger, ginger,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Honey in Arkansas, and he says,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty We're doing a lot of kitchen flavors today.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I see, Uh yeah, Ginger, Honey, un go ahead, all right.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine and I'm dating a man at a
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: six years older, and we lived together. He just started
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: talking in his sleep when he's had too much to drink,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: and it freaks me out. It's all gibberish, but it's
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: scary to me. I asked him to seek help, but
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: he won't, so I sleep on the couch. He said,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm being unreasonable. What do you think I'm talking to him?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Who are you talking to It's a lot lie can
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: happen with people that talk and they sleep, but it's gibberish.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: So you don't know. I don't know how to get
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: help for that. Stop drinking. That's one. When he drinks,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: he talking himself. He could stop drinking and fix all
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: of this. Uh, I don't. I don't really have an
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: answer for you. You know, if it bothers you that much,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you know, get him to stop drinking and then we
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: the propertly. It only happens when he drinks, So get
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: him to stop drinking before he go to bed. Yeah
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: you know, y'all twenty nine and thirty five years old,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: twenty thirty, thirty four years old and twenty nine. I mean,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: come on, quit drinking for you go to bed? Talking
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: back to him? You're you're working out, You pig out
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: what he's saying on the nord? What the getting on? No?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Back on? Lord? I understand you mout one time, one time?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: What them all the time? Going over there and helped
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: me to myself and oh didn't fade. Don't need to sleep,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: he heared though she scared up. You're scaring me, honey,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I'm no, no, no, I'm a hummed. You don't know
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Is chanting? What with the rue due queen?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: What's going on? That was like a bird beak with
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: two chicken feet in the Stewart put him down. Boil
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: your draws? And who draws my baby? Draw baby? You
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: don't understand that? Gibbers are you scared too? I don't
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: touch my breast. I'm out, I'm on the couch. All right,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: thank you, c Hello, the gibbering cello ladies and gentlemen
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour will have
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you. Right after this, you're listening
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and entertainment news still trending.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl fifty six is halftime show, of course, Doctor
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Dre Snoop, married Ja, Kendrick Lamar fifty cent and eminem
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: uh And wait, did you guys know that the Cincinnati
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Bagels place kicker Evan McPherson didn't even go into the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: locker room for halftime time in the show. That's when
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you know it's really, really, really good. Anyway, Social media
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: is still exploding to reactions to some of the biggest
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: moments Eminem took a knee as a nod to Colin Kaepernick,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you know, his NFL protest, of course, even though the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: NFL asked Eminem not to do that. However, some media
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: outlets are reporting that the NFL said that it is
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: false and they did not try to stop Eminem from
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: taking a knee. Also, that was a ruler. Yeah, I
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: didn't even know. I didn't know that's what it was.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. That's why I did it. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: because it just looked like the end of the performance, like, yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I thought it was bowed down to doctor Drake. Yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, I say, you think you think Sugar Knight
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: like to half Tang. I'm sure he watched it from
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: well now that Snoop owns definitely. Yeah, I'm sure he's
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: upset about the last He was cool with it though.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: But anyway, moving on now, these memes are all over
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the internet and they will not stop regarding fifty cents
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: in the Club surprise performance. Uh, they're killing your boy.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: What they're saying about wells mainly about you know, his side,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: his girth. Um. Yeah, they're saying that you know that,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: you know, that's wealth, that's all. That's just money. That's
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: TV shows on stars. Girls. Anyway, the dancers, Let's show
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: some love to the dancers that were on the field.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: They did an outstanding job as well. I mean they
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: really killed it. Shout out to those curvy cheerleaders. They
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: were on fire. That's right girls, girl, you know I
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: want I want to say to the bros. I was
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: on the text feed with my Dirty Dozen boys. I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: can tell they was old cars. The dudes that had
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: on the khakish, Yeah, out there on the field. This
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: was his. One of my friends comments was man as
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: they had they dancing in prison outfits. I said, Jesus
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: up in La. You don't know none actually a fashion
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: statement in La about that. He he was mad because
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: he thought they was dancing in prison outfits. I said,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: he's in Converse. Yeah it was. The gear was their gear.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: And a special shout out to Kendrick Lamar, who, oh
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: my god right there. Yeah he is, Yeah, he is
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: theatrical man. Really really good, really good good. I loved
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: his dancers. I love that formation. I everything about it. Man,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: he was. I loved all the black dudes with the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: blonde head they had to look stup. Yeah, it was
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: really really good. Mary Snoop. It was all incredible. There's
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: also a viral video of Snoop smoking before he got
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: on stage. Is anybody surprised? Why is that viral? Every day?
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: That's how you go to work. Yeah, they did their thing,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: They really really did. So congratulations again. I can't stop
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: watching it. I just can't stop. I go over over
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and over. I love Mary's Crystal Leahtard with those boots
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I got. I went back and looked at that Leah Tard,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: that that that ship. Crystal. Yeah, don't want me get
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you one of them, y'all want one of them. Ain't
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: gonna be the same one she had. It ain't gonna
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: be what kind of stones? What? What are you gonna glass?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it from the ale in La just
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: broke it. Pizzas of glass. We just gonna cut youaself with.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Don't forgive me, don't slow lord, don't sit down, no where,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: don't sit down, and don't lean up against nothing. Mery
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: shout out it was nice. Good have don't so shout
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: out to Jay Z. His company Rock Nation produced that epic, epic,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: epic Super Bowl halftime show. Jay of course, was at
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the game on the field with his daughter Blue Ivy
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: in full daddy mode taking selfies pictures of them. That
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: that was really cute. I thought that was cute. Beyonce
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: was chilling in the sweet at the game. Queen she was,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: she was, but she did all the work she made Blue.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: So you go down there, daddy, take them down pictures
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I produced. I produced the babies, going down and entertain them.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: You ain't did nothing, that's right, But Steve, you you
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: can kind of probably see both sides of where jay
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Z is coming from because he's not only a performer
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: but a businessman as well. And so are you. Oh no,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the dude, he cold man, He cold with it. Jay
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Z cold with it. Man. Remember when everybody was dogging
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: from meeting with the NFL. See, people don't understand. Man.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You have to the big picture. Yeah, you have to
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: sit with the enemy. It's the only way you have peace.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Kings meet with kings. You have to sit with the
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: enemy to have peace. If two countries is at war,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the only way to stop waring is you got to
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: go over there and sit with the enemy, and they
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: got to come over here and sit with their enemy.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: If the enemies don't ever meet, the war continues, That's
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: that's common sense. But people get why he over there
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: talking to the NFL Klinkberney. We protest why whoa? Because
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: after this we still have to continue. They still gonna
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: have Super Bowls. He's still gonna have Super Bowls after this,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: and we're still gonna have black players in the NFL
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: after this. We have to talk to these owners. Congratulations James,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you Steve for that. That's good information,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: good knowledge to have. Well, we'll be back with more
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: listening morning. Yesterday was Valentine's Day. Today is Single Awareness Day.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Um so, I mean, let's check in with the crew. Steve,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you're the romantic one on the show. You're the romantic
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: one on the show. I ain't the romantic one on
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: the show. This is single check in for a single day.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: That's Monica and Kim Howe. Please, y'all know, y'all know
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I'm player. You know what I did fires us? Well,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I took my girl out to dinner, which I don't
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: do that much of. I took her out to dinner.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I rented out of space for dinner. I had the
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: space decorated like flowers, flowers, you know, things of that nature.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I had menus preset and because I know what she likes. Yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: so I had a presetiment you and everything. And I
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: had a private room just me and her. It's a
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: nice size room, decorated. You know. I had a special
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: surprises throughout the night for her. You know, no, no,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: no physical gifts or anything, you know, just mostly all
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: thoughtfulness last night, you know, just you know, you don't
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: playing stuff that you know requires thoughts, you know, notes
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: and stuff laying around, you know, you know the planing,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: flowers and certain arrangements that mean certain things. You know,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: you know, little little music in the background. You know
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: her favorite wine and you know you know Sessakia, you know,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. You know, and then I know how
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: to you know, you know, I had my little drink.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: You know, there wasn't really nothing gone on. I don't
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: drink for effect. That's for damn show. I'm proud to
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: say I've never been drunk a day in my life,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and that for hour. Hold true to that un till
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I leave this world, because I see no purpose in
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: getting drunk. Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't understand. I
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: know somebody was in somebody's house the other day and
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: laid down, and he went in that she had threw
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: up all over his house, all over his bead sheets
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: and everyone. Wow. Yeah, oh no, he couldn't make it
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: to No, you can't do that over someone else's home,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: all over the float bare, clean this up. Now, she
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: wasn't in shape, Tommy, she couldn't. Yeah. Now, you definitely
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: can't do that over anyone else's house. You can't come
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: back ever, you're done. You can't ever drink over here,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: that's sure. No, you ain't coming back, all right, coming up,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: thank you? Coming up with thirty four minutes after the hour.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the video of the viral video
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: of the sister not knowing how to play spade and
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: her family put her out of her grandmother's house right
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, there's a hilarious video going around.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: It's gone viral. Now. This woman is a sister, as
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you'll be able to tell, is venting because she didn't
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: know how to play spades, and because of that, her
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: family pushed her out of her own grandmother's house. Take
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: a listen, listen if you that's serious about the spade game.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Don't ask me to play now. I just got kicked
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: out of my grandma house, my own grandma house at
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: family game night because I didn't know I had of that. Listen,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I need y'all to understand. Everybody don't know how to
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: play that. We'll even invent at the game space. They
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: don't even play that at the scene. No, that's not
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: even a real game. I want to uncusin me now
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: because I, first of all, what is even the word reneed? Like,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: where did that even come from? That sounds racist to me.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I love must rene. She goes on in the video
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: to explain the play she made. Oh boy, yeah boy,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: it was long. It was a long run. I was
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: holly laughing. I saw that to us, I said, this creating.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: You're gonna uncousin me, cousin everybody gonna know how to play? No,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: damn space. And it ain't a real game. It ain't
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: even after casino facts. Facts that don't matter though, facts,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: no dog facts. All the real hard card games is
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: at the casino. Man. That was funny to me. Man
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I holly lady, when you renegue, the whole family is
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: looking at you. Everybody. Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta get up first. You got your butt out
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: in the yard somewhere. Man, you can't play. They need
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to partner her. I'm her because you know I can't
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: focus that art. And you don't need to sit down
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: that end. Don't sit down there because look at my
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: face looking at you. Don't play with me when when
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: it comes to car space here at all I love well,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I've seen you and Tommy play space and Steve my
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: lord and Marjorie, Marjorie has been my partner, Steve's wife space.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Don't sit down over here with me because this even
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: so serious and you can play everything, yes, if it's
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: car Yeah yeah, real, Cary, Now you know we love
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I love you too, though Steve damn don't know. But
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: it ain't know, you know. And people play it different,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: like like if you lay down a draw too and
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: you next if you got a draw too, you could
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: put that draw too on top of that person, on
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: top of that and it go to the next person.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I went, no, you got to draw too, and you
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: lose your turn. Yeah see you can draw too and
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: still play. I'll be going, what right If somebody put
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: a draw two on you, you got to draw too
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: and lose your turn. The next person play the table over.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm with my family. Laurdan said Uno. She next
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Lurida said Uno. So when it comes around to me
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the color green, I put a green, draw two down. Okay,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that's a play. Okay, she got a draw too. Yellow
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: was her last play. She laid it on top of
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: that and she win. Say why and she gotta draw too.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: She gotta draw last card down. That's what she's talking about. No,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I get a play, dad, and then go to the
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: next person. But then she says, you know out and
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: then what making up rules? Black people be making up
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: rules when it comes to spades almost they. I can't
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: stand all that switch dealing, when they're doing spades and
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: turning over cards and all this here, Hey, this deal
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: to damn card. That's a big joke of legion. They
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: don't nobody won't meet a deal. Daddy, you cheat, okay,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: black cards. I didn't know that good with cards though,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you know that could cards fifty two cards, you're going
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: to loose. We used to play cards every morning. We
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: got a card trick, Junior. I'm not fitling do none
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: of this with shit, not feeling. Let's not fifty two cars.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta be kid, all right? Coming up next the
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: nephew and the prank phone call right after you're listening
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is keeping
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: it in the family. Get into that to myself. We
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: might need a little disclaimer on this letter as well, um,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: because it's hot, all right. Keeping it in the family
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: is a title, that's the subject. We'll get into that.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: phone call. What do you have for us today? And
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: never it is feb jehavior. It is Febjavi, which is
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Black History Month, So a Black History of Month prank
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: call for you, like a hidg Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: to raise James. James please speaking, Hey James, how are
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: you doing? This is um ad So I'm calling from
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the from the job. How are you tonight? I'm doing good?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm very good, very good? Giving you
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: a call. I'm actually the regional manager over the over
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: your department. Okay, everything's all right now. So they suddenly
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I'm still coming to
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: work tomorrow. Oh, you're definitely definitely nothing like that. You're
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: definitely come to work. Now. Who's your manager over at
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: your office? Is it Brett Rich? Right? Okay, Well, here's
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: what we're doing, man. We're calling everybody in the company
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: first of all today, but more importantly, we're definitely making
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: contact with every African American in the company. And I'm
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: letting you know that we're paying homage and much respect
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: to Black History Month. Outstanding. That's something that we want
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: to definitely let you guys know that's important to us.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I think that is outstanding. How can I help? Well, listen,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: we've got some things that we want to do for
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and that's the reason why you're getting a call today.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Are you up for helping us, you know, really really
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: push Black History Month within the company? Chat? I'm a
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: team player. Whatever it takes, let's get it done. Okay,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: good deal, Good deal. I tell you what. Here's what
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We got a lot of people that
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: we've given a call to, and everybody's gonna play different
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: roles tomorrow at the office. So we wanted to give
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you a call. Do you mind if you're if you're
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: really the team player that we think you are, and
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I think you you've already made mention that you you
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: don't mind doing what it takes. I don't. You're on
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: the right track. Okay, good deal. Here's what we're asking man.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: We would we would like for you tomorrow to actually
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: if you could find these type of articles tonight, but
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: if you could wear a burlap shirt, some cutoff pants,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: and no shoes tomorrow, that would really really help us
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: out on a team that we're trying to get going
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: for tomorrow. Well, we chat. I think I hurt you,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm not sure. Can you please repeat that one
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: more terms? Leave. We want you to wear a burlap shirt,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: some cutoff pants, and just don't wear any shoes at all.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: That's the that's the attire that we would like for
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: you to come into the office with tomorrow. Brother. Yeah, yeah,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna give it to come man. Everyone's excited
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: about it, and we would like for you to come
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: in tomorrow. Uh. Like I said, we're chat chat, let
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: me let me, let me let me give you I mean,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: since we're gonna celebrate black sih and let me give
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you one fact the year sixteen nineteen was the first
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: African American slaves arrived in Virginia. Today's Sun there's twenty.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Do you think I like that you? I'm sorry I didn't.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't exactly hear what you said at
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: the beginning? What did you say? We have been over with?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't no where in hell happen to come into the
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: office here? Why as some clue your mind? What's wrong
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: with you? Why you ask me to put on a
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: baseball too? Can come in as Jack and Robinson? Why
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: don't ask there put on two piece suit to come
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: in as hear it? Holder? What the hell is wrong
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: with y'all? Well, what we want to do here? And
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to get upset about this, James.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: What we want to do is you asking me to
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: do to be a slave? Well you know what I
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: will doing here, But I mean we don't come up there.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I will come up there in h tend to be
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: here and movie on your That's what I will do
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: and show you some real black power path to movement
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: on your Would you like that? Sir? Sir? What we
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: want to listen, We're not here to create problems. What
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: we want to do is we want to we want
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to pay will go home with a problem on the
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Sunday to dress as a slate. That's a problem. That's
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: a big problem. Okay, okay, sir. If we're gonna pay
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: homage to black history, don't you think that all of
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: that is a part of black history? Highlight the positive, man,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: highlight the positive. You're paying me the day to work
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: for you. This ain't no slave free labor. Do you
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: understand that? No? I completely understand it. But what if
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: we don't have where where it started from? You know,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: we have to have we have to have all every
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: single area of black history. Don't you think we have
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: to have the beginning, the middle, and the ending. Okay,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: well you want to highlight something them to be Frederick Dustin,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Let me slick my hat back. But see the problem
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you got with him or his far I was a
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: white man. See y'all like looking at our women, But
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: y'all don't like uplifting the black man. So how about
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I do that? Let me be Frederick Zellers. That's how
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I like that? Fast. How about you, Chad, you like
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: black women? I'm here answer the question. I like all
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: all like all people, sir, what I'm trying to do
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: is get a great, great environment within the company, and
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: everyone wants is not a great environments. Now, the majority
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: of the of the Caucasian people are gonna be masters tomorrow. Okay,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: what did you say masters? Did you gonna say masters? Yes,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: most of them are going to be masters tomorrow. I'm
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: being there with my attorney to master EOC lawsuit on
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: your How about that, sir? Do you have a problem
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: with us trying to trying to uplift the black community
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: to have a problem with that? Man? You ain't uplifting
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: saying you know what I'm gonna do. I'm coming in
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the mars Barack Obama. But see you don't like to
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: do you? Yeah, we're running around. He want to get
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: somebody to come in to be a play You did master,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Master this? Master me coming in as a black man
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: like I've been coming into working like I'm gonna forever
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: coming into work. We're a major farm of company and
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you calling me on a Sunday. What's like this? Are
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you watch you? Sir? Sir? What we're trying to do
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: is uplift the black community. That we're trying to do.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Saint calling by slavery lift. Can't kiss my black that's
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: what you do, sir. I'm trying to what we're trying
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: to do is play a homage to black history, and
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: here you are being negative about the chire entire situation
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: of what we're trying to do. Being negative. I'm being like, man,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: you I'm coming in as Barack Obama to mar like
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I said, and I'm like, hey, I'm like, choose on
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: my feet? Can you uplift that? Sir? There's there's one
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. Okay, there's
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: one more more. What's more? Mind? I'm sorry you just
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: saying all you had to say? What's your name again, Chad, Sir,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Chad Billingsley? What here you got to say? Chad? All
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I want to say to you as this sir is
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I am nephew Tomment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: And you just got a planked by your co worker, Kevin.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Had to be so kind of joke because y'all playing
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: on a Sunday. Man, I'm gonna kill mar I word
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: about my job. I was getting ready to come to
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: the mark and whoop every white board I talk looked
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: like a mouth and don't let me see a brother
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: dressed like a flame. I was on whop him. Oh man,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: hey man, I gotta ask you. Man, you got to
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio station in the land. Man, the Steve
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show History. I love him? Right. I just
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: want to burn out. No shoes, cut off shots, That's
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: all I want. Get on in here community like we're
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: gonna have some masters. I don't think I heard you right?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Can you repeat what you said to me? Because he
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure after he got clarity. Only though
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: once he got clarification, the prank was in full blast.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yes we go any white person looked like a master.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: And if I see a black person with some bird
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: lapp about your black ants, yeah, I'm gonna beat your
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: mind boy master. This okay right here? Well you didn't
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: ask you put this burd lapp only come in him?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna be just this stupid Times
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: twenty This weekend Baltimore, Manly at the Baltimore Comedy Factor.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: That's Thursday night, Friday night and Saturday night one on Thursday, two,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Friday two, Saturday. Tickets going fast and Nephew is moving
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: about the country. Stoopid is rolland so didn't that call
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: a tale? Yeah yeah, to start saying you're gonna have fun,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be stupid. Demand it ain't so no
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: tickets to nothing, King Solomon, All right, thank you, nev.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject keeping It in the Family.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letters Steve HARVEYFM dot
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• 53:45
  Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, pop hoop, just like
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now, and
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you never know it could be yours. You just never know.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: you here it is Strawberry Letter. First of all, nephew,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: let's thank you. Let's do it. Little disclaimer if you
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: have young kids with you right now, you don't want
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: them to hear this letter. Good being all right, all right,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: subject keeping It in the Family. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: a thirty two year old single female, and I had
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: been celibate for three years until recently. I don't go
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: out much, so the only men I see are at
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: my job. One day, I needed help with my car,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: so I asked an older male coworker for his health.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: He came over to look at my tire and he
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: brushed against my breast and I looked and looked at me.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Our eyes locked, and I could tell he was interested.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: So I asked him to come by and take a
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: look at my washing machine. He came over, and of
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: course we have sex. He's average sized, but he's into
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of kinky stuff, so he let me experiment
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: on him. Then, right after Christmas, he told me he
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: needed some time to take care of a few personal
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: matters and he stopped calling me. The main reason I
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: became celibate is because I'm a nymphamaniac, and once I
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: get good sex, I wanted all the time. But he
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: can't deliver because my messy co worker said his wife
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: suspected he was cheating and threatened to leave him. I
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: kept my mouth and legs close to him after that
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: and set my sights on a new guy that works
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: at the lunch counter downstairs. The new guy is my
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: age and he loves to flirt, so I asked him
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: to go to the movies. We fooled around in the
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: movies and his package was too tiny to please me,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: so I faked it until it was over. The very
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: next day, I saw my married lover talking to him
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: at the lunch counter. I steered clear of both of them.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: My messy co worker sat down and started gossiping about
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: how the man's son just got out of jail, so
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: he got him a job downstairs. As fate would have it,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I slept with the jailbird and his daddy. It's only
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: a matter of time before my messy coworker finds out
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: all of my dirt. Should I get a new job
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: or just deny, deny, deny everything? Please help? WHOA Okay,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, what all right? I'm a little confused.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: It's a lot going on in this letter. So, okay,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: you were celibate for three years because you're an iniphomaniac
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: or a female addict to sex. Not for any reasons.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Were you an inphomaniac or anything like that, not for
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: any religious reasons, just because you say once you get
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: good sex, you want it all the time the man
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: from work that you had sex with just brushed against
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: your chest and looked at you. And after three years
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: of being shut all the way down, it was on
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: or as you said, he came over and of course
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you had sex. Really so he was married and didn't
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: measure up, So you moved on to another guy at work.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: He has a son that you also slept with. You say, again,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: as fate would have it. By the way, fate had nothing, nothing,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. Okay you did. He didn't
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: measure up either, But the bottom line here is you
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: don't want them to find out about each other. And
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: one of your gossiping coworkers is just hot on your
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: trail to spill it all. She's gonna spill all the tea.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: So you're asking, should you get another job? Sure, if
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you can get another job, but won't you do the
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: same thing at the new job. Okay, once you go
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: around and sleep with all you know? Come on, this
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: is a pattern with you right now. Why don't you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: fix your sex addiction issue. I think that's what you
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: should focus on, getting therapy, getting some help, do the
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: work to get to a better place with yourself in
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: the meantime, steer clear like you're doing from all these
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: people at work, Okay, all of them, because they all
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: know Steve Well, I don't know where to go with
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: this letter except to just well, I just got to
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: do it my way, I guess. So here we go.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: This thirty two year old single female that's been celibate
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: for three years into recently. She said, she don't go
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: out much and the only man, she said a job.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: She said. One day she needed help with her car,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: so she asked this older coworker. So he came outside,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: looked at her tire, and then brushed against her breast
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: and looked at me. Now, listen to me. These are
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: the two things that need to occur for a successful
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: date with this woman. Brushia gives her breast, and then
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: look at her. That combination right there, it's about to
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: be only cracking, she said. Our eyes locked, and I
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: could tell he was interested. Now here's a key line
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: that I want you to pay attention to. This how
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I read letters. So I asked him to come by
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: and take a look at my washing machine. What is
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: she referring to as her washing machine? I know that
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: men sometimes name their private parts, but this is the
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: first time I've actually heard a woman name hers and
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: referred to it as the washing machine. I would be
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: scared of that right there, because I'm not finna get
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: over here and get put on this damn stince like
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: and then you trump to drive me. That's not what
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna go because this sounds
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: like a wild evening right here. Come on over here
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: and take a look at my washing machine. I'm very
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: scared right here, because why would you put yourself in
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: the washing machines? Have you ever done that before? You
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: already know your answers in trouble, you know. Come over
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: here and get in this washing machine. No, hold on,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: hold on, we'll have part two dry he coming up.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Steve had twenty three minutes after the hour, subject up
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter, keeping it in the Family. We'll get
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: strawberry letters, subjects keeping It in the Family. We had
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: a disclaimer with this one. If you're around small kids,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: you don't want them to hear this one. So this
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: thirty two year old lady had this old man come
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: out to the car and fix her car, and he
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: brushed against her breast and looked at at it, and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: that was it. She knew he was interested. Invited over
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: to the house to take a look at her washing machine,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: which we discovered was a new name for body parts.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Because me and name bted cars him, she called herself
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: the washing machine. He came over and us we had
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: sex because he's gonna show me the washing machine. I'm
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: gonna want to use the washing machine. That's just how
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I am. You know, I know how to work a
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: washing machine. I just don't want to get worked by
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: the washing machine. That's why I probably would have went
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: home at this point. But he old and thought he tried,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: and he's average size, but he's into a lot of
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: kinky stuff. So he let me experiment on him. See
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what that means right there.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: But anybody got a washing machine, I'm not gonna you
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: can't experiment on me. What is you fit to do
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: with me in the washing machine? So I would be
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: scared right here. Then right after Christmas, he told me
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: he needed some time to take care of a few
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: personal matters and he stopped calling me. Yeah, it's Christmas,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: his family time. So he's married. He got to go
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: take care of his family. The main reason I became
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: celibate is because I'm a nymphomaniac and once I get
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: good sex, I want it all the time. Now, what
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you know you just thought after all this, you throw
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: this information in. If you put this at the top
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: of the letter, we could have read it different. That's
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: why you got a washing machine. Because washing machine got
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: several buttons on. One of them is heavy loads. So
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: if your washing machine can handle heavy loads, then that
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: would explain the nemphomaniac. Car I got it, but he
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: can't deliver. Now listen to this. Because my messy co
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: worker said his wife's suspected he was cheating and threatened
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: to leave him. I kept my mouth and legs closed
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: to him after that, and I set my sights on
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: the new guy that worked after lunch counter downstairs. What lady,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: you throw a lot of information out, So now this
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: is because of the messy co worker. Then my messy
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: co worker, how did you see How does the messy
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: coworker know that you're seeing him? How? How does the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: messy coworker know that his wife is talking about leaving him.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: How who told her this? Hello, So shut your eyes
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: on this guy downstairs, the new guys, your agent. He
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: loves to flirt, so I ask him to go to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: the movies. You need to quit talking to me in
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: because if they fix your car or go to a movie,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: the washing machine is open. That washing machine got to
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: start working. Now you're in the movie. And we fooled
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: around in the movies and his package was too tiny
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: to please me. And I'm just gonna say this right here,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: since ain't the kids listening, it's really really hard to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: be all you can be at the movie. Yeah, it's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: other people around. You know, you ain't gonna get maximum
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: performance out of nobody at the movie. Now. I e've
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: been to moving a long time. I heard they got
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: seats that rumbling all this hell, But you know it's
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: still it's just a movie seat, you know, rumbling and
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: shaking and stuff like that. You know, Okay for sounding
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: all like that. Anyway, The very next day I saw
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: my married lover talking to him at the lunch counter.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I still clear both of them. Here we go. My
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: messy co workers sat down and started gossiping about how
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: the man's son just got out of jail, so he
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: got him a job downstairs. As fate would have it,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I have slept with the jail bird and his daddy.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: You know why fate would have it, because you end
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: up sleeping with any man you talked to. That's why
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: it's only amount of time before my messy co worker
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: finds out all my dirt. Should I get a new job?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Just deny, deny, deny everything. Please help you know you
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: keep blaming everything on the messy co worker. You theilfomania.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: See you, like Shirley said, you gotta get you gotta
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: get help with your problem because you're ilfomaniac. If you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: weren't in ilformania, your messy co worker would have nothing
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: to be messy about. But you're sleeping with the daddy
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: and the sun. You didn't You didn't talk to nobody.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: You didn't find out their background. You know somewhere in
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the discussion. But you ain't spending no time. You didn't
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: even know the man had a son that was in jail,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: and you didn't know that the boy that was in
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: jail had a daddy that work up stairs. Because you
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: don't spend no time talking. You just starts to washing clothes. Yes,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: you need to have some instructions at your laundry, Matt.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: You need to get you a sheet of paper with
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: about thirty questions on it that can generate stuff called conversation,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: that can get stuff called feedback, that can give you
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: stuff like information that can help you make a decision
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: on who you're gonna nil fo Maniac with because you're
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: just acting and so the real problem is you the
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: nil from maniac now. But you know you need to
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: do it. You can do whatever you want to do
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: with whoever you want to, but you gotta start taking
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: responsibility for your actions. The fact that's trud to Neil
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: from Maniac is your whole problem that you have. That's
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: all right, letter, Thank you, Steve. Post your comments on
• 1:06:28
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• 1:06:31
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• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Coming up with forty six minutes after the hour, Court's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: talk without Junior coming up next. You're listening to the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior is here with
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: sports talk. What you got Junior? All right, Shirley, A
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: couple of things you're gonna go over this morning, Kylin
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Murray man down at Arizona, which is gonna be the
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: site of the next Super Bowl for just seven, gonna
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: be in Scotts Still, Arizona at the Cardinal Stadium. But
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Colin Murray has erased all signs off his social media
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: that he is associated with the Arizona Cardinal. Yeah, he
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: took he took all of it off off of Instagram. Yeah,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: he's saying. The reason is he feels like he's the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: scapegoat for the reason why the Cardinals failed to make
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: it to the Super Bowl, and he feels like the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: team is blaming him. So now the team says, well,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: college is a little self centered, and that the fact
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: that he has to find a better way of dealing
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: with that verse, that's what they feel like. This is
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: his problem. So he's on twenty four and this is
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: his contract year coming up. This is last year on
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: his contract. So we don't know if he's gonna be
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: the quarterback for the Arizona Cars coming in the future,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: but he will be that next year. But he's just
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: saying right now, I don't want having to do with Arizona.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: That's what he's saying right now on his Instagram, come
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: on up to Cleveland. We can use you. You probably
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: tied all that hot ass weather to come on. Yeah. Also,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: did y'all see Tommy. Did y'all see Kanye weston ab
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Antonio Brown at the Super Bowl? Yes? Yea, yeah? Well
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: you know what, they got a company? Now, they just
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: started a company. Okay, uh a b will be the
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: president of Donda Sports Initiative for Kanye West clothing line.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: So he's gonna do the athletic wear. Now. I don't
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: know how good this slavery athletic Well, I don't know
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: what look like, Tommy, I have no idea. I just
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: think that's that's a crazy combination. If he don't have
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: masks because athletes came a. Yeah, I don't. I don't
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: know what the clothes life like slavery slavery coding line
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: for athletes. But that's it. But they're gonna be the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be the president. It's called Donda's Sports Intiation.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Look Out. It's coming to the athletes anywhere. Also, man,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: did y'all see that Adrian Peterson was arrested on Sunday? Yeah? Man,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Adrian Peters man lax airport for for domestic violence. On
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: the plane, they got into a verbal altercation him and
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: his wife and he tried to snatch her wearing ring off.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: That's what he talking about. The domestic Violet came in.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: He got to a verbal art the sun answer and
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: got the arrest. It didn't it, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: but she's not pressing charges. So you know, Super Bowl Sunday, Man,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: they had to take the plane and turn it back
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: to the gate. But he didn't make it to the game. No,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: They was on their way back to Houston, and they
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: turned the plane around. It was so loud enough. Yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: that's not a good time to agaye on the plane
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: strapped in um no fo you take off or after
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: you take off. Just the bad decision on both of
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: their parts. That's not the time. Calm down you in public, man,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: calm down. It might be hard, but you gotta find
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: a way to calm down. And the rain must cost
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: a lot, The rain must really costs a lot. You
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: want to go, all right, juniors talk, Thank you appreciate that.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve's Winter
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Olympics report right after this, you're listening, the super fall
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: is over and we all know the La Rams are
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: the world champs, Yes they are. But guess what, guess what?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Guess what? The Winter Olympics is still going on. And
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: it is with this Winter Olympics report a man cutting
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: my music up. Yeah, that's the sound I love to heal.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Why because you only hid once every four years? You're
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: hid in the wintertime and you hid in the summertime. Now,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: what makes the Winter Olympics different than the Summer Olympics
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: ain't hardly, no damn black people in it. What it
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: is is we end up having the white folk report
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: on Winter Olympics now because it is still our country,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: even though they act like they don't want us here.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Half the time, we find ourselves chin for Americans all
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: the time. So let's just get it on. One of
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: the great the snowboarders of all times, Sean White, made
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: his last run in the Olympics. And what a galleont
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: effort Sean White put on. I remember being on a
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: late night show with him when he was fourteen years old.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Red hair I set up that next to the show.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who he was then, but for that
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: white boys showed showed out and made snowboard in his life.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: At Valiant as he tried them, Japanese snowboarders were warming
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: their ass. There was no messing with them Japanese boys.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: And the boy from Australia showed up. He was sixteen
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: years old. He had a great showing and Sean White
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: ended up taking fourth and fell on his last run.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: It was an emotional run. I felt for him. But
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: congratulations to Sean White for an amazing career as a snowboarder.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Now moving on to snowboarding some more. Nick bomb Gardener,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: which is the oldest snowboarder in the damn world, forty
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: years old, lost in his gold medal attempt, and then
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: they kept him on the team and put him in
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: the mixed doubles with the oldest white woman she thirty six,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: with the oldest white man. He fought it and I'll
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: be damn them old ass white people wore the gold
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: medal cross country. It was heart woman. It was really
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: great to see Americans win that one. So congratulations the
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Americans is finally getting up in the medal count What
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: else is going wrong in the Olympics? All right? Well,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: the U and Ninitied States men's curling team is trying
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: to act like they're trying to do something. I'll let
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: you know how to work out tomorrow, but I'll get
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: another ass whipping in curling, for I have nothing to
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: report in the biathlon and the cross country skiing because
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: the ten thousand meters went to the Russian Olympic Committee,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: second place went to Norway and third place went to
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: the Germans. Why we came ski for a long time
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: as white folks. I don't know y'all always running cross country.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Now y'all can't find nobody that can ski long nine
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: nine nine nine, because when you come to doing hard work,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: you don't really want to do that, do you. So
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: now now we can't with nobody to ask. In the
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: long distance skiing, in the downhill skin, we had a
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: white boy that was in first place and had three
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: skills left, and all them out skied his ass so
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: he ended up in four. Damn. I was sitting there,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: but I liked him though. That white boy skied his
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: ass off. He had never placed hide in six ever
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: before in any world competition, but he took a four
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first black female to ever have
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: a gold medal in the Winter Olympics. Aaron Jackson. The
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: young girl wanted the five D. She killed it. Yes,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: she get asked by landslide, which proves you cannot introduce
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: us to your sport. We're gonna make it hours too,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: probably gonna keep us out of that. Next year, here
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: we go for Netta Flowers, the first black female bob
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: slatter to win the medal. She won the medal in
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: model slanting, which is a new event. Congratulations to her
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: real quick. The white girl from Russia got banned because
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: she's fifteen years old. She took a banned subject and
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: she got banned from the Olympics. Well, he let her
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: skate anyway and told her forgive it now, Shakira, you
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: remember Chicago Richardson the black girl smoke weed, which can't
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: help you do a damn thing. We got to come
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: back to this report. I'll be back with more Olympic
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: report because I still got mold. All right, you heard him.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with part two of Steve's Olympic report
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: part two of your Olympics report. What do you have
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: your Winter Olympics Report? What do you have? Yeah, I'm
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: going back. I got to reiterate because I was rushing
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: trying to get the black information out because it's so little.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: We're only talking about two people. We are not doing
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: well in long distance skiing and by athlon. By athalon,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: it's where you ski and shoot. It ain't an American
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: doing a damn thing in that. I'm just over there
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: pulling for people I don't even know. So hopefully one
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: day we'll find somebody that know how to do that.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: But not right now. We were four minutes behind. Ladies
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, real quick. Aaron John Aaron Jackson again won
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: first black female to five hundreds. But now the flowers.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Now the white girl from Russia that got took out
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: for a band subject because she fifteen years old, hasn't
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: been allowed to skate? Why she white? What the hell else? Now?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: The black girl, Chicarie Richardson, you remember, was banned from
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: the Olympics from smoking weed. We don't even help you perform,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: it slows your ass down. So now she was banned
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: from the Olympics and now don't know she indefinite. But
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: they let this white girl right rack in the same
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: damn Olympics. Why because she's fifteen and she white. They
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: don't do nothing to white teenagers in this world. Nothing.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: They shoot black teenagers, but they kill white teenagers chance
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: at the chance as a chance. That's the one Olympic report.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be back with more white people in the snow
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: if what we're doing on the all Olympic report. Rather
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after and that's right after this,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: time for a round of would you rather out the gate?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: You want to pick it blindly? Nine? That don't work
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: out for I loved it, It hasn't for me. That's
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: for him, all right. Would you rather work and you're
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: cleaning up toxic waste or would you rather work as
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: a mortician assistant? Yeah, I'm gonna clean up the toxic
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: on Yeah you know really yeah, people, I'm going down that,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: damn you. I'm not in that waste. I'm not in
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: that waste. I'm sorry. You know. Toxic was about toxics materials.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: They're not talking about life. Sugar, honey, I iced tea,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: not that. Because I have toxic waste myself, you're familiar
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: with it. I'm good for me with that I'm accustomed
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: to that. I deal with toxic waste time. I'm not
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: gonna win there. I know I'm not gonna here, well
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: mine toxic. Yeah, so I'm not even gonna I'm not.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: That's not a fear of mine. I'm just been arresting
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: the mortician though. Right now, I'm not just cutting, vacuuming
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: and out nobody, sucking out no guts. I'm nothing to
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: do nothing now, I'm doing that. Now, I'm just gonna
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: throw your ass shut, putting your stick on your man
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: clothes or nothing. No, same, the same outfit he died in.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the worst mortician. I'm not doing all that.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: He looks he looks so swollen. Yeah, how the body man, Yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: he looks decomposed. Yeah, that's how they boughty man in
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: his hand. That's how they bought all this mud under
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: his thing and nails. That's how they bought him in
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: that he was, eyes was open when they bought him in.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: We're not doing all that. I'm not in funeral looking
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: at us, none of that, y'all closed casket. I told
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: you the same which he was eating ing, go eat
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: his head. You're crazy, all right? How I bought him
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: that sweatshirt and thank you. Be grateful one more. We
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: can get to it quickly. Would you rather get struck
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: by lightning or picked up by a tornado? We know
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: what your answer is, coming struck by lightning or picked
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: up by a tornado? Oh, how farest tornado taking me? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that's gonna be. But I'll tell
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: you what. When you get hit by that lightning, you
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: usually don't be right when you come to All right,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: I'll send today's round. I would you rather coming up next?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Our last break of the day and Steve far closing
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: remarks at forty nine minute after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Say Morning show. Okay, last break
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: of the day on this Tuesday. And Steve, before we
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: went to break, we were talking about would you rather
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: than I asked you, would you rather uh work cleaning
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: up toxic waste or as a mortician's assistant. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick the toxic waste because I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a good mortician because I'm telling you I don't
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  Speaker 1: like I don't like working. I'm not gonna work well
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  Speaker 1: with bodies. And that's one of the biggest problems you
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  Speaker 1: know that people have when they lose love ones, it's
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  Speaker 1: sometimes the cost of the funeral. Now, if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: force me into being a mortician, then I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: able to help pose families with the cost of the
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  Speaker 1: funeral because I have like an as is special package,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, like funerals cost four thousand and three
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  Speaker 1: thousand and eight thousand, all like that. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: do as is for like seven fifty seven, seven hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty. And that's just as he is. So don't
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  Speaker 1: come in here asking no questions about it. You can
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  Speaker 1: ask after we get to the funeral. But this is
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  Speaker 1: as is. Yeah, Thomas, But why ain't nobody nobody cut
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  Speaker 1: his hat? What's going? What's up with that? That's he
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  Speaker 1: didn't come in here with a hair cut. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: what as is means. No, we're not we're not lining
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  Speaker 1: him up in all this hill for seven fifty that
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  Speaker 1: you're cutting into my profits now a hair cut now
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  Speaker 1: fifty seventy five dollars. You can't cut into my profit
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  Speaker 1: with a haircut. That's your as is price. Can you
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  Speaker 1: just at least close his eyes? No? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: he came in here with his eyes over. I think
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  Speaker 1: I think the fact that he was surprised he was dying,
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  Speaker 1: so to close his eyelids we would have to embalm him.
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  Speaker 1: And I just told you seven fifty is as is
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  Speaker 1: Now he was surprised he died that day. You need
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  Speaker 1: to know that. That's the look of shock. Yes, Carlin,
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  Speaker 1: what can you at least change his clothes? Man? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: we're not changed. We have some clothes at the house
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  Speaker 1: that we can bring and you can change. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you bring them, we charge it. You charge. Can't change
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  Speaker 1: his clothes. Why can't pick his fat ass up for free?
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  Speaker 1: It's three fifty to put clothes on fat people got
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  Speaker 1: to tear my back out lifting him up trying to
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  Speaker 1: put a shirt on him. That's actually now you over
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  Speaker 1: into the eleven hundred dollars package if you want us
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  Speaker 1: to put clothes on it. Other than that, he catched
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  Speaker 1: the clothes that he came in here in the as
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  Speaker 1: is Christ we unzipped the body bag inside the casket.
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  Speaker 1: That's seven fifty. Oh, the bag is in the casket.
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  Speaker 1: That's your lining. That's your line. Now you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: being here, piz casket rental. No, we're gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: this this pine box. You've seen the Westerns gun smoke,
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  Speaker 1: the same box as we're using. Well, it looks like
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  Speaker 1: he's smiling. Can you at least fix his teeth? I
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  Speaker 1: mean that he that's that's how. That's how what happened.
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  Speaker 1: He was surprised. His eyes was over and he's gritting
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  Speaker 1: his teeth and bam right there. That's why I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no teeth now. And then the other one. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: know he didn't have good teeth when he both brought
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  Speaker 1: him in here. We'll do diner work. We do not
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  Speaker 1: do them to work up in here. Ain't no visit
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  Speaker 1: line and all this here as he is. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we do at the budget funeral hall. Any more questions
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  Speaker 1: you need? Why does he have a gun? Why is
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  Speaker 1: it a glock in his right hand? Why I'm not
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  Speaker 1: prying fingers loose? Seven fifty? Okay, Rigor mortis set in
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  Speaker 1: his hand was gripping the gun. They brought him in
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  Speaker 1: here like that. That's that's the life he led you.
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  Speaker 1: And now I'm putting nice. I have cards and say
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  Speaker 1: live by the gun, die by the gun. I have
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Want me to lay that on his hand,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: but we're not ungripping his fingers off that gun. Okay, huh,
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  Speaker 1: can we do something about the smell? He kind of
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: he kind of has a smell to him. Now for that,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: we have dealt with that. There's a canna for breeze
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  Speaker 1: by the casket, so as you come up, you can
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  Speaker 1: spray your area while you standing there with a candle
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  Speaker 1: for breeze and move on. It comes with the package.
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  Speaker 1: You have a candle for breeze sitting right there at
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  Speaker 1: the front. Open another casket. If you can't handle a smell,
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  Speaker 1: quick shot of for breeze. Don't do more than two
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  Speaker 1: back and forth, stone because we gotta have enough for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: It's this is the shot with the fred One forward,
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  Speaker 1: one back, Take a deep breath, quick look, move on,
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  Speaker 1: next person on the huh makeup? No, no man, not no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: for as he is No, that's what morticians do for
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  Speaker 1: full price. We don't do that with the as he
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  Speaker 1: is price. No makeup. You know how he looked. What
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  Speaker 1: about the flowers? Flowers? Yeah, we listen. We don't dug
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  Speaker 1: the hole. We're gonna push the dirt on it and
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  Speaker 1: over time grass or grow over it, but that all
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  Speaker 1: no flowers in here for seven fifty. If you want
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  Speaker 1: any flowers, it's it's it's by OL. Bring your own flowers.
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  Speaker 1: You can lay them in the casket, cover his outfit
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  Speaker 1: up or anything you want, but it's by OL. Bring
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  Speaker 1: your own flowers. Thank God for real morticians. Yeah, thank you, trauma.
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  Speaker 1: I was just saying, who's doing the eulogy. The eulog
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  Speaker 1: Jesus all the same. The paperwork says you know who
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  Speaker 1: he will. This is how he ease. Thank you for coming.
• 1:26:05
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• 1:26:18
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