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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at.
- 0:09Speaker 3: All at all. Soon given a million bus bush.
- 0:18Speaker 4: Easy Steve, Yeah, listening to show, I don't joy?
- 0:50Speaker 3: Yeah, joy show? You know you love? You gotta turn.
- 1:41Speaker 2: To turn the mouth the turn You've probably got to
- 1:44Speaker 2: turn mouth, turn.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Out, turn a wad of the moat up.
- 1:55Speaker 5: Come come on, you'll think that.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Uh huh, I sure will.
- 2:03Speaker 5: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
- 2:07Speaker 5: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
- 2:10Speaker 5: radio show.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Okay, okay, here's what I want to share with you.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Stop complaining. So I had to legend you see how
- 2:29Speaker 2: I let that one sit for a second. Stop complaining?
- 2:37Speaker 2: Do you realize without us even thinking about it, oftentimes
- 2:44Speaker 2: we just complain about stuff and it comes up in
- 2:51Speaker 2: such subtle forms. Man, I don't know why they're still
- 2:55Speaker 2: letting that lady work there. Man, If they don't fire
- 2:57Speaker 2: this woman, man, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- 2:59Speaker 2: She drive me praise. She always got something to say.
- 3:08Speaker 2: I bet today, though, the way I'm feeling right now,
- 3:10Speaker 2: I bet she better not say nothing to me today.
- 3:14Speaker 2: M Yeah, yeah, because day it today it I'm sick
- 3:19Speaker 2: of her running in her mouth. Last time she said
- 3:23Speaker 2: something to me, I should have said something to it.
- 3:26Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I'm just giving you a
- 3:28Speaker 2: small example of how it starts to snowball. Once you
- 3:34Speaker 2: start to complain, it just carries over into so many things. Man,
- 3:40Speaker 2: Stop complaining about your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass,
- 3:44Speaker 2: Stop complaining about your kids can't seem to get it together.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Stop complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.
- 3:52Speaker 5: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed?
- 3:58Speaker 2: I'm just asking, have you noticed that in all of
- 4:01Speaker 2: your complaining, it has provided not one solution. The reason
- 4:08Speaker 2: I'm telling you to stop complaining because God is able,
- 4:14Speaker 2: Because God is capable. He is capable and able of
- 4:21Speaker 2: fixing anything, capable and able of curing anything, capable and
- 4:30Speaker 2: able of allowing you to get to adjusting to things,
- 4:36Speaker 2: and capable and able to strengthen you to get through
- 4:43Speaker 2: and change anything. But the key here is God is capable,
- 4:49Speaker 2: and God is able. A lot of times I find
- 4:53Speaker 2: myself complaining because I have not used my greatest asset,
- 5:00Speaker 2: that's my relationship with God.
- 5:01Speaker 5: You all have.
- 5:02Speaker 2: One now, you may not have nurtured it. But you
- 5:04Speaker 2: have one because God created you as his child. He's
- 5:09Speaker 2: available to you now. The fact that you ain't went
- 5:11Speaker 2: to him. Okay, once again, who fought as that? Stop
- 5:16Speaker 2: complaining until you strengthen your relationship with God and formulate
- 5:23Speaker 2: this relationship. You don't have enough weapons. You ain't got
- 5:31Speaker 2: a big enough shield to fight this thing called life.
- 5:34Speaker 5: It just keeps coming.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Man, And unless you develop a relationship with God, you
- 5:39Speaker 2: need a partner in all of this. Maybe you got
- 5:43Speaker 2: another route you're gonna take. But every successful person I
- 5:48Speaker 2: know personally has a relationship with God. I have some
- 5:57Speaker 2: really really some peace people that's kind of up there
- 6:01Speaker 2: in the success term in terms of business and money
- 6:05Speaker 2: and statute. I'm just talking about that portion of success.
- 6:09Speaker 2: And then I have a lot of people who are
- 6:11Speaker 2: very successful in their spiritual life, who have become great
- 6:15Speaker 2: men of God and women of God. But look at
- 6:20Speaker 2: all of them, and all of them have substantial amounts
- 6:23Speaker 2: of you know, possessions and things like that. Also, most
- 6:29Speaker 2: successful people I know have that even if you saw
- 6:34Speaker 2: them never with a big lot of house and a
- 6:37Speaker 2: lot of money or stuff like that, they had so
- 6:40Speaker 2: much respect, so much love, so much power was given
- 6:46Speaker 2: them from people that their life was rich in that area,
- 6:53Speaker 2: you know, like Ahma Luther King or something like that,
- 6:56Speaker 2: or Gandhi or somebody who lived their life in service,
- 6:59Speaker 2: or Nelson Mandela who came out and just man, people put.
- 7:03Speaker 5: Stuff at their feet because of their service.
- 7:05Speaker 2: So all successful people I know have that, Every last
- 7:09Speaker 2: one of these people that I know, they have relationship
- 7:12Speaker 2: with God. They use the tool that was available to
- 7:17Speaker 2: them to give them the strength, the bullets, the arrows,
- 7:21Speaker 2: the slings, the shield to fight this thing called life
- 7:25Speaker 2: and have the most valuable partner right there by the side.
- 7:28Speaker 2: They heavily Father God, because he will help you get
- 7:31Speaker 2: through this thing called life. Man, stop complaining all the time.
- 7:34Speaker 2: It's not fixing anything. Why don't you do yourself a
- 7:37Speaker 2: favor and strengthen your relationship with God? Man, why can
- 7:41Speaker 2: I never get over? Well you have not because you
- 7:44Speaker 2: asked not. Man, how come I always got problems? Well,
- 7:47Speaker 2: you keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them
- 7:49Speaker 2: to your friends. You keep trying to do them with
- 7:52Speaker 2: your own thought process.
- 7:53Speaker 5: Who are you? I keep telling you? Man?
- 7:56Speaker 2: You going through stuff you ain't got no business going through.
- 8:01Speaker 2: And if it's you going through something.
- 8:02Speaker 5: Over and over and over and over, and.
- 8:04Speaker 2: The same problem keep coming back to bite you again.
- 8:08Speaker 2: All that's saying is you still ain't strengthen your relationship
- 8:12Speaker 2: with God. He's your relationship. He's not gonna make you
- 8:15Speaker 2: have one with him. He is a perfect gentleman. He
- 8:19Speaker 2: only comes into your life when you invite men. But
- 8:24Speaker 2: for those who do invite AMN, they have a distinct
- 8:27Speaker 2: advantage on their road to success, a distinct advantage. You
- 8:32Speaker 2: can do it without him. Trust me, you can. How
- 8:36Speaker 2: far you get. I can't promise you nothing, how well
- 8:39Speaker 2: you handle it when you arrived there, I can't promise
- 8:42Speaker 2: you nothing, how long you gonna stay there. I can't
- 8:46Speaker 2: promise you nothing. How difficult it is going to be
- 8:50Speaker 2: without him. I can't give you that. It's going to
- 8:52Speaker 2: be far more difficult. But you can. Something can happen,
- 8:56Speaker 2: and you, you know, receive a measure of success. And
- 8:59Speaker 2: you think, is you and this move you made, And
- 9:02Speaker 2: you can describe it as I got lucky. I happen
- 9:04Speaker 2: to be in the right place at the right time.
- 9:07Speaker 5: I got lucky.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Lucky is usually how other people describe other people's success. Boy,
- 9:14Speaker 2: he was lucky he was right there. Well, let me
- 9:16Speaker 2: tell you what lucky is. Lucky is when hard work
- 9:18Speaker 2: bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working hard as something,
- 9:22Speaker 2: the opportunity presents itself that comes a match. That's not luck.
- 9:28Speaker 2: But now, if you haven't done that on a repetitive
- 9:31Speaker 2: enough basis, that opportunity could present itself one time. You
- 9:37Speaker 2: got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on, listen to me.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single thing in your life.
- 9:44Speaker 2: And if you're a chronic complainer, it's because you really,
- 9:47Speaker 2: really have not fixed your relationship with God. He'll move
- 9:50Speaker 2: it out for you. That I can tell you for
- 9:52Speaker 2: a fact. I know that for a fact He's moved
- 9:54Speaker 2: mine out. All right, let's go.
- 9:57Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning shell.
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- 10:33Speaker 2: radio broadcasters. Let me have your undivided attention. I need
- 10:39Speaker 2: you to know this that you are one of his favorites.
- 10:43Speaker 2: You are considered amongst the blessed and highly favored. You
- 10:48Speaker 2: should consider that give him thanks, honor, and glory for
- 10:52Speaker 2: another day. Only he can provide this, and you are
- 10:57Speaker 2: to be grateful.
- 10:58Speaker 5: That's all I'm saying.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Postal workers work down at the steel mill, any form
- 11:05Speaker 2: of the auto industry, anybody in the government.
- 11:08Speaker 5: I don't care what your job title is.
- 11:11Speaker 2: If you are working, if you are unemployed, all of
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- 11:32Speaker 6: Uh wait a minute, you're all right?
- 11:37Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you know. I just had to sign, you
- 11:40Speaker 2: know sometime. Yeah, side sign is necessary.
- 11:46Speaker 5: What you got today, Junior?
- 11:47Speaker 7: Do you get yourself credit? Un like a lot of
- 11:49Speaker 7: things that you do instead of focusing on the negative?
- 11:52Speaker 5: Do you all?
- 11:52Speaker 6: Do you do you get yourself credit?
- 11:54Speaker 7: Like I've done everything, even though I messed up along
- 11:58Speaker 7: the way, instead of harping on all the negative.
- 12:00Speaker 6: How do you give yourself critter?
- 12:02Speaker 7: How do you pick yourself up after something just didn't
- 12:05Speaker 7: go your way?
- 12:06Speaker 5: You mean after something don't go my way? A lot
- 12:08Speaker 5: of it?
- 12:09Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of times.
- 12:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 12:12Speaker 2: See, people don't you know, it's sort of crazy people.
- 12:18Speaker 2: People have a tendency to look at the winds. They
- 12:22Speaker 2: don't know what it takes to get to the winds.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Somebody asked me one time. They said, Man, I said,
- 12:28Speaker 2: I look at you. How many times i'd have seen
- 12:30Speaker 2: you cry on TV? This guy actually said this to
- 12:32Speaker 2: me the other day, had fairly. He said, Man, why
- 12:36Speaker 2: is that I've seen you cry quite often on TV?
- 12:39Speaker 2: I ain't tripping or uncle, I just want to know
- 12:42Speaker 2: how I said, Well, because a lot of times, what's
- 12:45Speaker 2: happening to me it is I'm actually reliving a moment
- 12:51Speaker 2: and it conjures up any emotion in me, I said.
- 12:55Speaker 2: And actually, man, when I'm talking about what something good
- 12:58Speaker 2: has happened to me, I also I'm the one that's
- 13:01Speaker 2: fully aware of the journey. Like every time you see
- 13:04Speaker 2: a wind, you don't see the losses that it takes
- 13:07Speaker 2: to get to the wind.
- 13:08Speaker 5: I do.
- 13:09Speaker 2: I do, man, I'm aware of everything that really happened
- 13:13Speaker 2: for you to see this one little shiny moment and
- 13:16Speaker 2: and that and that becomes emotional for me and a
- 13:19Speaker 2: lot of times, what's coming down my face ain tears
- 13:23Speaker 2: them as scars. There's just wounds that got opened up
- 13:27Speaker 2: because I thought about them again.
- 13:29Speaker 5: So most a lot of them may tears, some of
- 13:32Speaker 5: them just blown.
- 13:33Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two
- 13:36Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from.
- 13:38Speaker 5: The net.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Therapeutic moment for me.
- 13:41Speaker 5: Thank you.
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- 14:18Speaker 10: The nephew is here to run that prank back what
- 14:21Speaker 10: you got for his neph.
- 14:22Speaker 8: You know, there's no other no other way to see it,
- 14:26Speaker 8: you know, but sometimes you got to say it and
- 14:28Speaker 8: you just you can't figure out how to say it.
- 14:30Speaker 8: Some men don't know how to accept it. But you
- 14:32Speaker 8: just got to say it. I mean, it's it's in
- 14:34Speaker 8: your it's in your heart, it's the way you feel.
- 14:36Speaker 8: It's just it's just what's it's what's going on right now?
- 14:39Speaker 5: Okay?
- 14:39Speaker 8: And the title is your wife is fine as hell?
- 14:44Speaker 11: He is.
- 14:45Speaker 8: Let's just let's just let's just call it what it is. Man,
- 14:48Speaker 8: your wife is fine as hell. Yeah, except that, don't
- 14:54Speaker 8: be mad at me, because you've got something good. I
- 14:56Speaker 8: can roll up on you and give you a compliment.
- 15:00Speaker 12: Thank you.
- 15:02Speaker 5: Your wife is fine? Is here?
- 15:04Speaker 8: Why why walk past her? And I'm thinking that and
- 15:06Speaker 8: I say that this is just stupid. Yeah, yeah, well
- 15:13Speaker 8: your wife finds here.
- 15:14Speaker 5: Let's go care man?
- 15:15Speaker 1: What fine?
- 15:18Speaker 12: Hello?
- 15:18Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl.
- 15:20Speaker 9: Yeah, this is Darryl.
- 15:21Speaker 11: What's it?
- 15:22Speaker 5: And Darren?
- 15:22Speaker 11: Are you doing? My name is Alonzo Man. I work
- 15:25Speaker 11: for a liquor distributing company. I do a liquor distribution
- 15:29Speaker 11: How you doing today?
- 15:30Speaker 9: I'm pretty good?
- 15:31Speaker 12: I'm pretty good man.
- 15:31Speaker 11: What can I do for you?
- 15:33Speaker 9: Hey?
- 15:33Speaker 11: We're we're putting together a big, big event.
- 15:36Speaker 12: Man with.
- 15:38Speaker 11: Vodka, and they're throwing they're throwing a huge, cool party.
- 15:43Speaker 11: And like I say, I've been I'm in the liquor
- 15:45Speaker 11: business man. I've been doing it for for quite some
- 15:47Speaker 11: years now. And you know, we're always trying to do
- 15:50Speaker 11: different type of publicity and really get the hype up.
- 15:53Speaker 11: And what we're trying to do, man, is is really
- 15:56Speaker 11: get people to come out to this fashion party because
- 15:58Speaker 11: it's the first quarter. Wanted to be a one to remember.
- 16:02Speaker 11: And uh, I know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no,
- 16:07Speaker 11: you're I go to the bank, I go to the
- 16:10Speaker 11: bank where your where your wife's work set kindre and Okay,
- 16:15Speaker 11: what we're trying to do is have I mean, we
- 16:18Speaker 11: want our flyer and slash poster to be something really
- 16:21Speaker 11: really memorable, something that's going to really draw people in
- 16:25Speaker 11: and okay, have this. This thing is gonna be all
- 16:27Speaker 11: over social media in the whole nine yards. So we're
- 16:30Speaker 11: trying to see you know, buddy of mine told me
- 16:32Speaker 11: he he kind of knew of you or had a
- 16:35Speaker 11: had a number on you, and I was like, cool,
- 16:37Speaker 11: let me reach out to him. He told me you
- 16:39Speaker 11: were Kendri's husband. So I want to have my husband.
- 16:41Speaker 9: So I don't understand what my wife's got to do
- 16:43Speaker 9: with this whole thing.
- 16:44Speaker 11: Okay. What I'm trying to do is see if you
- 16:46Speaker 11: were cool with Kindred being on our flyer, man, because
- 16:50Speaker 11: your wife is finish, so we want to put her
- 16:52Speaker 11: on the flyer.
- 16:53Speaker 9: And what you mean my wife's is finish? What you
- 16:57Speaker 9: mean by you don't call me up and talking my wife?
- 17:00Speaker 12: Vin?
- 17:01Speaker 11: He's wrong with you, brother, brother, it's this, it's a
- 17:04Speaker 11: respect thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you croups, the croups, man,
- 17:07Speaker 11: I'm getting blow it out what you need, man, because
- 17:09Speaker 11: you don't sound right. So we're trying to get your wife.
- 17:12Speaker 11: We want to give up through a photo shoot at
- 17:14Speaker 11: a bikini so we can put it.
- 17:17Speaker 9: Hell. No, you ain't using my wife and no puccini
- 17:20Speaker 9: to put on no fly You want your damn mine.
- 17:23Speaker 9: That's my wife. Man, respect me.
- 17:26Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on man.
- 17:28Speaker 11: Why are you tripping like this? Bro? Why you're tripping
- 17:30Speaker 11: like my wife?
- 17:31Speaker 9: My wife ain't gonna be in no damn the flyer
- 17:34Speaker 9: for no party. Man?
- 17:35Speaker 11: What they think?
- 17:36Speaker 9: This is wrong with you?
- 17:38Speaker 11: Okay, bruh bruck. You know what, man, I tried to
- 17:41Speaker 11: call you and give you the respect I mean I'll do.
- 17:44Speaker 11: I don't sound like what we well, okay, look I
- 17:47Speaker 11: didn't call for no argument. I just I just talked
- 17:49Speaker 11: to Kendren when I go to the fight depart and
- 17:51Speaker 11: see if she want to do.
- 17:52Speaker 9: Oh oh, he's gonna go to my wife job at
- 17:54Speaker 9: the bank. That's what you're gonna do.
- 17:56Speaker 12: Okay.
- 17:56Speaker 9: I'm just say I'm going under that because I'll be
- 17:58Speaker 9: that too. And I don't make a deposit with my foot.
- 18:00Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, okay, hold on, man, we were playing. We're
- 18:04Speaker 11: playing five thousand dollars for the photos.
- 18:07Speaker 9: I can't what you paying. No amount of money's gonna
- 18:10Speaker 9: let me put my wife, the mother and my children
- 18:13Speaker 9: on the post and no beginning. I don't care how
- 18:16Speaker 9: much you paying. Kiss my I'll let you do that.
- 18:19Speaker 11: Okay, okay, bro okay, So I ain't gonna really go
- 18:24Speaker 11: back and forth.
- 18:24Speaker 12: What you meant?
- 18:25Speaker 11: I was calling you trying to be a man. Okay, Well,
- 18:29Speaker 11: I'm trying to be man, a man with you and
- 18:30Speaker 11: just you know, throw the opportunity at you. Now you
- 18:33Speaker 11: throwing it back at me was with disrespect.
- 18:36Speaker 9: I wasn't showing any for my wife to be a side. Now,
- 18:39Speaker 9: no I don't want none of that.
- 18:41Speaker 11: Okay, man, No, your wife finding hell? People?
- 18:43Speaker 9: Are you need to telling me how fine my wife is?
- 18:48Speaker 9: What gave you my phone number in the first.
- 18:51Speaker 11: Place, dude, I got hey, Man, evidently that's all mulling portant.
- 18:56Speaker 11: Just all right, that don't even matter. This want the boy, okay,
- 18:59Speaker 11: you want you on the table. I want to take
- 19:01Speaker 11: some sisters of kid.
- 19:03Speaker 9: Let me know when you plan on going to my
- 19:05Speaker 9: wife's job at the bank.
- 19:07Speaker 11: Let me know.
- 19:07Speaker 9: And he's gonna bring your blackest down there so I
- 19:10Speaker 9: can be there.
- 19:10Speaker 12: Okay.
- 19:11Speaker 9: Nobody calls another brother up talking about how fine his
- 19:14Speaker 9: wife says, Okay, I told you know that you should
- 19:17Speaker 9: get stopped right there. But you're gonna keep all talking
- 19:20Speaker 9: or ball my wife.
- 19:21Speaker 11: Okay, So let me say this dog. Tell me is
- 19:24Speaker 11: the one that says your wife was fine at hell?
- 19:26Speaker 11: That's the one brought all into our thinking at the meeting.
- 19:29Speaker 11: Tommy is the one that said your wife was fighting
- 19:31Speaker 11: at hell though, Tell me Tommy, Tommy said your wife
- 19:37Speaker 11: is fine as hell.
- 19:38Speaker 9: That's what time can get hit. Who is Tommy?
- 19:42Speaker 11: You don't you take your wife to work in the morning?
- 19:44Speaker 11: Let me know?
- 19:45Speaker 9: And he's gonna bring your blackest down there.
- 19:47Speaker 11: Okay, And now what y'all be What y'all be listening
- 19:49Speaker 11: to on the way to work? What radio station y'all.
- 19:52Speaker 12: Be listening to?
- 19:54Speaker 11: We've been listening, nephew, tell me, baby, Steve Harvey.
- 20:04Speaker 9: More you would about to get your.
- 20:12Speaker 11: Hey man, your wife Kendrill got me to praise you. Broh,
- 20:18Speaker 11: wait till I see my wife.
- 20:23Speaker 9: Cut my blood pressing up?
- 20:26Speaker 11: Oh man, she told me, she said, we listen to
- 20:29Speaker 11: y'all every morning on the way to word. He drops
- 20:31Speaker 11: me off and he goes to work. He said, Tommy,
- 20:34Speaker 11: you've got to get it. I said, you call.
- 20:36Speaker 9: Let me know what.
- 20:36Speaker 11: What do he love the most?
- 20:37Speaker 9: She say me, I don't know about.
- 20:42Speaker 12: That right now.
- 20:43Speaker 11: After it's talking and we love you man, oh man,
- 20:46Speaker 11: we love you back. Baby, keep listening to Steve Hary morning.
- 20:49Speaker 11: So tell me this, brother, what is the baddest radio
- 20:51Speaker 11: show in the land? Man?
- 20:52Speaker 5: What is it?
- 20:53Speaker 11: Darren?
- 20:54Speaker 9: It's Steve Harvey, my nephew, tell me.
- 20:58Speaker 6: Come on, pank praisiness.
- 21:02Speaker 12: You should.
- 21:03Speaker 6: I can't do this, dumb man.
- 21:05Speaker 5: I'm old brilliant thing I've ever heard.
- 21:08Speaker 11: Oh it is.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Now you're proud of your nephew.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Right now, you're proud, well, I mean just keep it
- 21:16Speaker 2: up because he can't stop right, all.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Right, thank you, nephew.
- 21:21Speaker 10: Coming up next to is ask the clo our chief
- 21:24Speaker 10: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
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- 22:06Speaker 1: Talk about it.
- 22:09Speaker 10: And two female podcasters fakes backlash for interviewing r Kelly. Also,
- 22:14Speaker 10: a flight from Chicago had to land because eleven eleven
- 22:18Speaker 10: of the twelve toilets were clogged you.
- 22:21Speaker 5: Got to get that plane on the ground.
- 22:23Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, right now that's all coming up at the
- 22:27Speaker 10: top of the hour. But right now it is time
- 22:30Speaker 10: to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
- 22:33Speaker 1: All right, this is from Ray and Tampa.
- 22:36Speaker 10: Ray writes, my wife's face always looks like she's not
- 22:40Speaker 10: happy when we're in social settings. She's very reserved, so
- 22:44Speaker 10: others think she's annoyed with them. It's getting worse and
- 22:47Speaker 10: I can't get her to stop doing this. Should I
- 22:49Speaker 10: start leaving her at home when I go out?
- 22:53Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 22:53Speaker 2: See this right here, folks that I'm just gonna be
- 22:55Speaker 2: real honest with you. This is the beginning of the force.
- 22:59Speaker 5: This is what it looks like.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Yeah, and why do you say that?
- 23:02Speaker 5: Because I know it starts and then every big fight
- 23:11Speaker 5: young then you start thinking about leaving hodouse.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Okay.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Then you're sitting up there one then why you buy yourself?
- 23:24Speaker 2: Then you're at there talking at the little social.
- 23:26Speaker 5: Gathering and one of them fine.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Ones come up to you and say, are you okay?
- 23:31Speaker 2: And then you say, as a matter of fact, I'm not,
- 23:33Speaker 2: And then she say And then you tell them what's
- 23:38Speaker 2: wrong without exaggerating, and they being as nurturers that they are.
- 23:42Speaker 2: They try to start fixing and you're sitting up there
- 23:46Speaker 2: being the victim that you are neat healing and don't
- 23:49Speaker 2: mind getting fixed.
- 23:50Speaker 5: And next thing you know, you're over there with your
- 23:53Speaker 5: shoes off.
- 23:54Speaker 1: You can suit the beginning of an affair.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Yeah, watching TV laughing. The next thing you know, her
- 24:03Speaker 2: face ain't ever messed up.
- 24:08Speaker 1: That's leading to a divorce. Wow, all right, you went
- 24:13Speaker 1: to through the steps. I get it, I get it
- 24:15Speaker 1: all right.
- 24:16Speaker 2: Moving on to Patrina, divorce is a step program. It's
- 24:20Speaker 2: like getting off quick drinking. You know, they have twelve
- 24:22Speaker 2: strap programs, quit.
- 24:24Speaker 5: Smoking and all like that.
- 24:25Speaker 2: I'm opening up new twelve step program, how not to be.
- 24:29Speaker 5: Mad no More.
- 24:32Speaker 10: Yes, it starts with the face. It starts with the face,
- 24:36Speaker 10: you say, all right? Moving on to Patrina and Denver.
- 24:40Speaker 10: Patrina writes, I'm dating someone new and he's very critical
- 24:43Speaker 10: of my skills in the bedroom. It's like he's teaching
- 24:46Speaker 10: a class. And if I get something right, he says,
- 24:49Speaker 10: good job or much better. That's zapping all of the
- 24:53Speaker 10: fun out of love making. Can I tell him to
- 24:56Speaker 10: shut up?
- 24:57Speaker 2: Well you can, but I just want you to know
- 24:59Speaker 2: that you date the pimp. What do you I just
- 25:04Speaker 2: want you to know that. Yeah, that's that's that's that's
- 25:08Speaker 2: some pimp stuff.
- 25:10Speaker 1: You in training. Good job, good job, here's a yeah.
- 25:16Speaker 5: Right, yeah, don't buy yourself a little bracelet or something.
- 25:21Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 25:23Speaker 5: Uh yeah, you can tell them to shut up. I'm
- 25:26Speaker 5: just telling you what's happening.
- 25:27Speaker 1: So congratulations, congratulations, yeah pimp.
- 25:34Speaker 5: Not a lot of people get to do that.
- 25:37Speaker 1: All right, she breathed between those lines. All right for
- 25:41Speaker 1: reading bethsday rights.
- 25:43Speaker 10: I came home early from a work trip and my
- 25:45Speaker 10: wife of six years was frying pork shops. We have
- 25:49Speaker 10: a pork free home, and she told me she hasn't
- 25:52Speaker 10: eaten pork since she met me. I don't want to
- 25:55Speaker 10: kiss her pig eating mouth ever again.
- 25:57Speaker 3: Why does she lie you.
- 26:02Speaker 5: So damn stupid?
- 26:05Speaker 2: Why you don't never want to kiss her pig eating Okay, okay,
- 26:12Speaker 2: lose your wife over that?
- 26:14Speaker 5: Pop chop? Okay, okay, but.
- 26:17Speaker 1: This sounds like the beginning of divorce to no.
- 26:19Speaker 5: Just here his dog. I'm just gonna tell you, just
- 26:21Speaker 5: poke chop now, just one Okay.
- 26:25Speaker 2: I'm just telling you I don't throw your family out
- 26:27Speaker 2: the window because she had poke chops.
- 26:32Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all. Don't do that dog.
- 26:36Speaker 2: Never gonna kiss her pork eating mouth again. Bro, you better,
- 26:41Speaker 2: you better get a grip on yourself. Stop this foolishness.
- 26:45Speaker 2: You're talking extreme here, Yeah, because you ain't know. You
- 26:51Speaker 2: just gonna never kiss this pork eating mouth again. You're
- 26:53Speaker 2: finna lose half of everything you ever. You need to
- 26:56Speaker 2: run that up your flag boat. You need to considered
- 27:00Speaker 2: the cost of that pop chop man. This one out
- 27:03Speaker 2: a little bit of listine. It's all gone.
- 27:06Speaker 10: Yeah, anyway, he was supposed to be out of town.
- 27:09Speaker 10: All right, all right, last one, Steve, this is the
- 27:13Speaker 10: last one. This is from Kia in Memphis. Kia says,
- 27:18Speaker 10: my ex put lighter fluid on my clothes and shoes
- 27:21Speaker 10: that he bought me. He took my watch and my
- 27:24Speaker 10: jewelry too. After I got caught cheating, I talked to
- 27:29Speaker 10: the police about pressing charges. The officer advised me not
- 27:32Speaker 10: to do that. Should he get away with it?
- 27:36Speaker 5: Should he he done got away?
- 27:38Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 27:38Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think you lucky.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Yeah, he just set the clothes on fire everything he
- 27:49Speaker 2: bought you. You know what, lady, excuse and lemonstraighten you
- 27:54Speaker 2: out on something. Yeah, you know, everything has consequences. So
- 28:01Speaker 2: the man buys you all this stuff, you want to
- 28:03Speaker 2: cheat on him, but you don't want no consequences.
- 28:09Speaker 5: It's consequences.
- 28:10Speaker 1: You agree with the officer.
- 28:13Speaker 5: I mean, you can do it, but you gonna what what?
- 28:16Speaker 5: What's her basis?
- 28:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I cheated and so much.
- 28:20Speaker 2: You gotta get a lawyer. You gotta prove it, you
- 28:23Speaker 2: gotta do all this here. The argument is gonna be
- 28:28Speaker 2: I bought this stuff. It belonged to me. I was
- 28:32Speaker 2: just letting her way. So then she's since she cheated
- 28:34Speaker 2: on my I guess she didn't appreciate or want what
- 28:36Speaker 2: I had.
- 28:37Speaker 11: No more.
- 28:37Speaker 2: It's just some clothes. He didn't hurt you. So, no,
- 28:40Speaker 2: you ain't this This case ain't gonna go nowhere. No,
- 28:43Speaker 2: this case ain't gonna go nowhere. Ever thought about not cheating.
- 28:46Speaker 1: On Yeah, her her question is, though, should he get
- 28:49Speaker 1: away with it?
- 28:50Speaker 8: You?
- 28:53Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 28:53Speaker 2: But you know what, don Shirley, That's what I'm saying.
- 28:56Speaker 2: You know nowadays, that's there's really a new norm. If
- 28:59Speaker 2: you look at our questions, our strawberry letters, there is
- 29:02Speaker 2: a new norm in this world. It's people living these
- 29:05Speaker 2: alternative lifestyles and making them real normal, and the rest
- 29:10Speaker 2: of us have to sit here and listen to these
- 29:12Speaker 2: letters with our mouth hanging open and people talking about
- 29:15Speaker 2: them like it's just every day occurs. Yeah, all I
- 29:18Speaker 2: did was cheat on this man. He gonna set my
- 29:20Speaker 2: clothes on You saw the movie.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Waiting to Exhale.
- 29:26Speaker 2: You saw that movie Thin Line. Every time we had
- 29:31Speaker 2: our clothes set on fire?
- 29:35Speaker 6: Yeah, your wardrobe account what you got in your closet?
- 29:42Speaker 2: Yeah, but did you let me ask you something? All
- 29:45Speaker 2: them movies, all them clothes got set on fire. You
- 29:47Speaker 2: see anybody take anybody.
- 29:49Speaker 10: Court because they knew the wrong, they knew what they
- 29:54Speaker 10: did to make that happen.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Yeah, they won't be ignored. Dan, Yeah, cheating is big
- 30:01Speaker 1: in some circles. Maybe not yours, but yeah. Yeah. All right, Clo,
- 30:09Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 30:11Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
- 30:13Speaker 10: some entertainment news for you right after this.
- 30:16Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 30:20Speaker 10: Hota Coatpy left the Today Show back in January of
- 30:23Speaker 10: this year, and fans have been wondering what she's been
- 30:26Speaker 10: up to, and now we know. Hoda announced on Monday
- 30:31Speaker 10: that she's written a book. It's called Jump and find joy,
- 30:34Speaker 10: embracing change in every season of life. Hoda said that that.
- 30:39Speaker 10: Hoda said that everybody in their life stands on the
- 30:42Speaker 10: edge of something and says, should I jump? You get
- 30:47Speaker 10: one life and that's all. It's ready for the taking.
- 30:50Speaker 10: But it takes a jump. So Steve, we got to
- 30:53Speaker 10: ask you. Can you related? Yes, Steve, you wrote a
- 30:59Speaker 10: book called Jump, released in twenty sixteen.
- 31:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, what she's doing is perfectly legal. Yeah,
- 31:06Speaker 2: it's perfectly legal.
- 31:08Speaker 5: You know, so nothing I could say I'm not going
- 31:11Speaker 5: to write another book.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Called Jump, so she might, but you did it first.
- 31:18Speaker 6: And I told you.
- 31:20Speaker 11: What.
- 31:21Speaker 2: One of my greatest motivational speeches, what's called Jump? Yeah yeah,
- 31:28Speaker 2: that went viral in so many languages. So yeah, man,
- 31:33Speaker 2: I'm very aware of it. And you know, congratulations to
- 31:38Speaker 2: hold him.
- 31:39Speaker 10: Yeah, and hers is called yours is called Jump, released
- 31:43Speaker 10: in twenty sixteen.
- 31:44Speaker 1: She released hers.
- 31:47Speaker 10: Or her book is called Jump and fine joy and
- 31:49Speaker 10: racing change in every season of life.
- 31:52Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool, but that's personally well, that's in your book.
- 31:56Speaker 11: I know.
- 31:58Speaker 3: You can do.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Then she admired a lot.
- 32:03Speaker 6: Yeah, he talked about joining embracing chains.
- 32:06Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember just read a couple of times. I
- 32:10Speaker 5: guess it all the way. I like holding, so yeah,
- 32:15Speaker 5: we love holder. Yeah, I just love that. I said,
- 32:19Speaker 5: I like it different, different the words, nothing like that.
- 32:27Speaker 1: That's not like it, all right, I.
- 32:31Speaker 5: Bet not see it though.
- 32:35Speaker 1: A hold?
- 32:37Speaker 5: What's that you're jumping? Are you jumping?
- 32:45Speaker 3: Now?
- 32:47Speaker 1: That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing.
- 32:50Speaker 5: We're jumping.
- 32:53Speaker 1: All right.
- 32:53Speaker 5: You got to change my name that my last name
- 32:56Speaker 5: may harden them, We hold.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Them, see.
- 33:01Speaker 5: All right?
- 33:02Speaker 1: Moving on, here we go again, guys.
- 33:04Speaker 10: There was more trouble in the sky when an Air
- 33:07Speaker 10: India flight from Chicago to Delhi was forced to land
- 33:10Speaker 10: after chaos erupped it in the cabin.
- 33:13Speaker 1: The flight was almost five hours five hours.
- 33:16Speaker 10: In when the flight crew told passengers that eleven of
- 33:20Speaker 10: the twelve toilets on the plane were.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Clogged and were no longer available. Five hours in.
- 33:26Speaker 5: Wow, Delhi, how long that's a long flight?
- 33:33Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 33:33Speaker 5: Chicago.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Yeah, from Chicago. They were already.
- 33:38Speaker 5: Curry, we gotta get this plane down.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Five hours in.
- 33:44Speaker 5: They was already over the ocean, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah.
- 33:46Speaker 1: The passengers got rowdy.
- 33:48Speaker 10: Yeah, So the pilot made a decision to turn back
- 33:51Speaker 10: and head back to Chicago.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all you can do is go back because
- 33:55Speaker 2: you got a long still got a long.
- 33:57Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, that's a lot of water. You gotta turned around.
- 34:01Speaker 1: But wait a minute. Three hundred passengers, three hundreds with.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Well baffroom elevenlom shut down. Yeah from when they land?
- 34:12Speaker 2: How many on the ground, how many? How many bathrooms
- 34:15Speaker 2: can rush to that?
- 34:16Speaker 5: Damn though.
- 34:17Speaker 2: I'll tell you what though. You can't just slam on
- 34:20Speaker 2: your brakes when you hit the ground. You better land
- 34:22Speaker 2: this thing because they clogged. They fool, don't splash, sun
- 34:29Speaker 2: don't easy, land is soft, don't splash.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Yeah, that's this is pretty bad right here. Yeah yeah wow.
- 34:41Speaker 5: And that's that's a big plane to twelve bathrooms.
- 34:44Speaker 10: Yeah yeah yeah, so yeah, five more hours back to Chicago.
- 34:51Speaker 10: But that was the best move.
- 34:53Speaker 5: I think the best airline I've ever flown.
- 34:57Speaker 11: No no is.
- 34:58Speaker 5: Memorates mm hmm, okay, people don't is the best? That thing, right,
- 35:03Speaker 5: damn man?
- 35:05Speaker 10: The opportunity, Yeah, first class, first class. Any clogged toilets
- 35:11Speaker 10: or anything on an Emirated.
- 35:13Speaker 5: I've never heard it, but like and at the heart
- 35:16Speaker 5: has an incredible flight.
- 35:18Speaker 2: They're gonna start flying direct this summer from Atlanta to
- 35:22Speaker 2: Abu Doby, Oh, Okay, which is gonna be a game
- 35:26Speaker 2: changer for me. And they have they have on one
- 35:30Speaker 2: of the planes, they have what's called the Residents. It's
- 35:35Speaker 2: called the Residents. It's like another haartment. It's an apartment
- 35:39Speaker 2: on the plane. You get a door, you get a sofa,
- 35:44Speaker 2: coffee table, uh, living room or TV. You get up,
- 35:50Speaker 2: walk down a narrow hallway. First door on your left
- 35:54Speaker 2: is your own bathroom with shower, makeup table. Come out
- 35:59Speaker 2: of there, walk down the hallway. At the end of
- 36:01Speaker 2: the hallway is a bedroom with a queen size bed
- 36:05Speaker 2: and a TV ocase.
- 36:08Speaker 5: Give me some numbers, Give me some numbers.
- 36:13Speaker 8: Me and Jackie gonna leave it Atlanta and go out
- 36:15Speaker 8: there and see you what what I'm looking at?
- 36:17Speaker 5: About forty forty? About what about for they got a studio?
- 36:24Speaker 1: What did you think it was four hundred four thousand?
- 36:28Speaker 5: What you just said?
- 36:30Speaker 2: Eighteen to twenty The minimum I've ever heard is eighteen.
- 36:34Speaker 2: But it's about twenty, son. But I ain't in the residence.
- 36:38Speaker 2: I'm definitely not in it.
- 36:39Speaker 1: No, you don't have your own apartment now, but you
- 36:42Speaker 1: got your own.
- 36:43Speaker 5: Door and all that it's nice, nice as here, Okay,
- 36:45Speaker 5: all right, first.
- 36:46Speaker 10: Class something to aspire to. Okay, wow, all right, thanks guys.
- 36:53Speaker 10: Coming up at twenty minutes after. Former Trump supporters are
- 36:56Speaker 10: very upset with the administration since they got fired recent
- 37:00Speaker 10: We'll talk about it right after this.
- 37:03Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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- 37:29Speaker 5: Don't think you can get away with all of that?
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- 37:33Speaker 8: The Hondai Getaway Sales event is going on now, so
- 37:35Speaker 8: visit your local Hondai dealer today.
- 37:37Speaker 5: It's a great day for a new Honday.
- 37:40Speaker 10: Many of the federal employees that have been fired by
- 37:42Speaker 10: Donald Trump's targeted job cuts were longtime supporters of Trump,
- 37:47Speaker 10: and they are expressing a lot of anger online toward
- 37:50Speaker 10: their new president. According to Reuters, a former civil service
- 37:55Speaker 10: worker Jennifer Piggott in West Virginia probably hung a red
- 37:58Speaker 10: and blue Trump campaign flag outside her home during the election,
- 38:02Speaker 10: and after Piggott was abruptly fired from her civil service job,
- 38:05Speaker 10: she reportedly said her todays of supporting President Trump are over,
- 38:10Speaker 10: and she added, quote nobody that I've talked to understood
- 38:14Speaker 10: the devas station that having this administration in office would
- 38:17Speaker 10: do to our lives.
- 38:18Speaker 5: Steve, run the flag back up the pole, Lady.
- 38:22Speaker 2: I told him, people, man, I told him that they
- 38:25Speaker 2: were going to rule the day. Listen, man, this administration.
- 38:30Speaker 2: If you are not of the rich, you are going
- 38:34Speaker 2: to suffer. See, let let me explain something to you.
- 38:38Speaker 2: A rich person like eggs is ten dollars. I found
- 38:42Speaker 2: out esin eggs is ten dollars A dozen Rich people
- 38:46Speaker 2: don't care nothing about that. They can take that hit.
- 38:49Speaker 2: The common man can't. So see what what the you
- 38:53Speaker 2: know when Donald Trump says we're gonna take a little bump,
- 38:56Speaker 2: We're gonna go through a little transitional period that just
- 38:59Speaker 2: stay with me and will come back.
- 39:01Speaker 5: But see what he doesn't tell you is how long?
- 39:05Speaker 11: Right?
- 39:06Speaker 2: And then coming back to where what he's trying to
- 39:10Speaker 2: do and going to do is create a new norm.
- 39:14Speaker 2: This administration, which is saying constantly we're cutting the fat
- 39:18Speaker 2: from the government spending. What they're not telling you is
- 39:22Speaker 2: that fat is you Trump supporter or not?
- 39:26Speaker 5: Wow, it's you.
- 39:29Speaker 2: See the fact from the government. Ain't no rich people.
- 39:34Speaker 2: They consider y'all the regular people us as the fat.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Have you seen any Senator or congress person lose their
- 39:43Speaker 2: job since we cutting the fat from the government. No,
- 39:46Speaker 2: they don't start at the top, They start at the bottom.
- 39:50Speaker 2: That's what people don't get. Man, you ain't seen one
- 39:55Speaker 2: top official loser, damn job.
- 39:58Speaker 10: Give these people who supported tru right now are losing
- 40:01Speaker 10: their jobs and or changing their minds. Give me some encouragement.
- 40:05Speaker 10: What would you say, encouragement? What would you say to
- 40:07Speaker 10: them now?
- 40:08Speaker 5: Encouragement? I told you it's not to vote for a minute.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Encouragement. No, welcome to the club. See, let me explain
- 40:15Speaker 2: something to you. Let me just say this. Black people
- 40:18Speaker 2: are accustom, yeah, to not having anything. We are accustomed
- 40:24Speaker 2: to losing programs, We are accustomed to not being included.
- 40:30Speaker 2: We are accustomed to never even having the same as
- 40:33Speaker 2: everybody else. Nah, you finishy And that's a dog o shame.
- 40:37Speaker 5: It's got to go like this, it is. But a
- 40:39Speaker 5: lot of people don't think fat meat greasy. Well, it
- 40:42Speaker 5: is very ill. Encourage you some other day, but right now,
- 40:48Speaker 5: damn it. I told you you're gonna learn today.
- 40:52Speaker 10: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we
- 40:54Speaker 10: gotta pop quiz.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Get ready. Don't worry, guys, it's gonna be easy and fun.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Right after this.
- 41:00Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
- 41:04Speaker 10: is time for our pop quiz of today. Right off
- 41:07Speaker 10: the bat. What color is amethyst? What color is amethysts? Amethyst?
- 41:13Speaker 10: What did you say, Steve check amethyst.
- 41:21Speaker 1: It's a color. It's just a color, amethyst.
- 41:25Speaker 5: Know nothing else.
- 41:26Speaker 10: Okay, Wayne Brady, we all know Wayne Brady singer, dancing talent.
- 41:32Speaker 1: Yeah, what game show does he host?
- 41:35Speaker 10: Let's make a deal, all right, Steve, all right, uh huh,
- 41:39Speaker 10: all right, we know about this one.
- 41:41Speaker 1: Davante Jalvin Joe.
- 41:44Speaker 6: Okay, all right, he the only one named Davante in news.
- 41:49Speaker 5: Junior, I ain't know what is I ain't come on
- 41:53Speaker 5: all the Davante. I didn't know you could have named
- 41:56Speaker 5: all of them. I wouldn't have got damn cash.
- 42:05Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, we got some for you. Don't worry.
- 42:07Speaker 10: You're gonna come up all right, the leader of the
- 42:10Speaker 10: Underground Railroad.
- 42:13Speaker 1: That's right, the leader of Digital Underground.
- 42:18Speaker 5: Stop what you're doing?
- 42:24Speaker 11: Right?
- 42:25Speaker 8: Shock?
- 42:26Speaker 11: All right?
- 42:26Speaker 10: Humpty hump all right? Who played Ezekiel Bleak and Alonzo.
- 42:33Speaker 5: Washington?
- 42:34Speaker 7: Yeah, Tommy, yes, I I'm just letting him one.
- 42:40Speaker 1: He's winning.
- 42:43Speaker 5: This one.
- 42:45Speaker 3: And that was Joseph.
- 42:49Speaker 10: All right, Onto another pop quiz question. What month is
- 42:53Speaker 10: International Women's Month?
- 42:56Speaker 5: This month?
- 42:57Speaker 11: March?
- 42:58Speaker 1: Okay?
- 42:59Speaker 10: All right?
- 43:00Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, jun you don't want soul us out forever?
- 43:09Speaker 10: Yes, because he came on on the first day of
- 43:13Speaker 10: the month giving us compliments. The women on the show,
- 43:17Speaker 10: thank you again, Junior. It's all month long, by the way, too,
- 43:20Speaker 10: it's all month so they don't have to stop the compliments.
- 43:23Speaker 11: All right.
- 43:25Speaker 10: What sports besides golf uses the word berdie?
- 43:31Speaker 1: What sports?
- 43:34Speaker 10: Yes?
- 43:35Speaker 1: All right, guys, very good.
- 43:39Speaker 10: Yeah, basically that is Chicago growing up, all right. Lactose
- 43:45Speaker 10: intolerant means you should avoid what.
- 43:49Speaker 1: Uh huh okay, all.
- 43:50Speaker 10: Right, yeah, you changed it, all right, every one of
- 43:58Speaker 10: you better get this right. Who played Joe Clark and
- 44:02Speaker 10: lean on Me.
- 44:05Speaker 9: Or not?
- 44:06Speaker 5: Free man?
- 44:07Speaker 1: Take that d out of there, you say it, all right?
- 44:14Speaker 5: Come on, Tommy, get those trains off the door here.
- 44:23Speaker 1: Jump very good? All right you guys.
- 44:27Speaker 5: Andy Frame came to saw Shank in nineteen oney nine.
- 44:32Speaker 5: You gotta do is declare myself as clear cut winner.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Steve you won, you you you shine?
- 44:39Speaker 5: Yeah? Fellas yeah one time.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have one.
- 44:44Speaker 5: Tommy twenty years old, are for well you got me
- 44:49Speaker 5: with with that color purple that.
- 44:51Speaker 6: Nobody knew what that was, all right, that was a
- 44:54Speaker 6: color purple?
- 44:55Speaker 1: Yeah, amethyst?
- 44:56Speaker 6: Yeah, I ever heard of Yeah, you should know that though,
- 45:03Speaker 6: that's right.
- 45:04Speaker 5: Yeah, they probably learned that online.
- 45:05Speaker 10: That's but again, Steve is the clear winner, all right,
- 45:13Speaker 10: slide by the landslide.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Yeah, you got second a distant second distance.
- 45:20Speaker 5: We need we need more five crazy okay?
- 45:23Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, and Steve as the clear winner. Is
- 45:26Speaker 10: there any question off the top of your head you
- 45:29Speaker 10: want to ask the guys?
- 45:30Speaker 2: Top three stand up comedians of all time Junior Tommy,
- 45:33Speaker 2: top three of.
- 45:34Speaker 6: All time all time, Eddie Murphy and uh red Fox.
- 45:40Speaker 8: From me, Tommy Richard, Hurry, I can't hear it, sir,
- 45:47Speaker 8: Rot of time.
- 45:50Speaker 10: Coming up next to is a nephew and the prank
- 45:52Speaker 10: phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening to
- 45:55Speaker 10: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four
- 45:58Speaker 10: minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today,
- 46:01Speaker 10: and the subject is should I bring up what happened?
- 46:05Speaker 1: Wait till you hear what happened.
- 46:07Speaker 10: You'll hear about it in just a few because right
- 46:09Speaker 10: now it is time for the nephew and today's prank.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Phone call, Nephew, what you got for us?
- 46:15Speaker 5: I got a prank for you. Now you know this
- 46:16Speaker 5: prank right here.
- 46:17Speaker 8: The hardest part about doing this one was actually trying
- 46:19Speaker 8: to figure out what my name was gonna be. You know,
- 46:22Speaker 8: because I'm calling because I'm calling from the Script Club.
- 46:25Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying, When you call him from
- 46:26Speaker 8: the script Club, you got to have a name that
- 46:28Speaker 8: go with that that sound, you know, like you got
- 46:31Speaker 8: some power my name?
- 46:33Speaker 5: Yeah, what you close? I'm on the boat, on the boat.
- 46:37Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. I'm thro the boat.
- 46:39Speaker 8: You know when you when you call him from the club,
- 46:41Speaker 8: you gotta have a name that's strong, like like you
- 46:44Speaker 8: even Yeah, and I'm about to ask y'all, what would
- 46:49Speaker 8: y'all call y'alllf.
- 46:51Speaker 5: Good as you are thunder and light where Yeah, I'm
- 46:58Speaker 5: thunder boat. You should have called yourself curtain because you
- 47:03Speaker 5: got to close his curtains.
- 47:06Speaker 8: You gotta do that when a lot is that work.
- 47:12Speaker 8: Let's go get cutting the boat. Baby coming at you.
- 47:16Speaker 9: Hello, hey man, let me let speak not here?
- 47:19Speaker 11: Who's called? Hey?
- 47:20Speaker 9: This doun the boat from the club?
- 47:21Speaker 11: Man? Uh?
- 47:22Speaker 9: What times she get in on the boat? Hello? Yeah, yeah,
- 47:26Speaker 9: this done the boat man? What times she get in?
- 47:29Speaker 12: What you mean what time you get in? Uh? She
- 47:32Speaker 12: ain't in here now, but.
- 47:33Speaker 9: You know, I mean I what you need? Hey, Uh,
- 47:35Speaker 9: I'm trying to I'm following up on trying to actually
- 47:38Speaker 9: get an address and stuff. Man, she got me dancing
- 47:40Speaker 9: this weekend on Saturday night, and I want to see it.
- 47:43Speaker 9: Make sure I got to address and everything. Everything still on.
- 47:46Speaker 9: You know, I don't already gave up.
- 47:48Speaker 12: Got you dancing?
- 47:49Speaker 9: Say what not?
- 47:50Speaker 12: What you mean she got you dancing?
- 47:52Speaker 9: She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.
- 47:54Speaker 9: So I went on and took off at the club.
- 47:57Speaker 9: And uh, you know she's already got my gull. Had
- 48:00Speaker 9: to do no ma dancing my gas?
- 48:01Speaker 12: She now my guys, he goes she goes to school
- 48:04Speaker 12: at night on weekend.
- 48:06Speaker 9: So you know, okay, Okay, who is it is?
- 48:11Speaker 12: I ain't David, David fiance what Yeah, that's my gas?
- 48:15Speaker 12: Hold on, hold on, hold on up, squeaking Fin to
- 48:17Speaker 12: get married, squeaky squeaky.
- 48:20Speaker 9: Wait wait wait, okay, my guys, ain't I'm David, Right, Okay,
- 48:25Speaker 9: that's that's that's squeaky squeaking Fin to get me on
- 48:27Speaker 9: my gas. You said you're a dancer. I dance that man,
- 48:31Speaker 9: I'm thinking for but.
- 48:32Speaker 12: How do you know my gas?
- 48:34Speaker 9: She come to the club on Saturday. She asked me
- 48:36Speaker 9: about doing some dancing for this coming Saturday, so she
- 48:38Speaker 9: already gave me half the money.
- 48:39Speaker 12: He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, my girls,
- 48:42Speaker 12: she goes to school on Saturdays.
- 48:44Speaker 9: Man, you know now on what listen all. First of all,
- 48:48Speaker 9: I'm blown away by you're trying to tell me squeak
- 48:50Speaker 9: and married that you got me really tough up with.
- 48:53Speaker 12: I don't know, no, no, squeaky that's what we call
- 48:55Speaker 12: her at the club.
- 48:56Speaker 9: Man. Man, look at I'm not finna get into all
- 48:58Speaker 9: of that. What I'm really calling by the she got
- 49:00Speaker 9: me working this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying
- 49:03Speaker 9: to just make sure that we're all for this week
- 49:05Speaker 9: because I didn't give my spot up at the club.
- 49:07Speaker 12: You trying to tell me, Michael hanging out at a
- 49:09Speaker 12: buck naked club.
- 49:10Speaker 9: But dance man Squeaky been coming up in there, man
- 49:14Speaker 9: for the.
- 49:14Speaker 12: Last buck a week, been there long enough, he nick names.
- 49:17Speaker 9: I do knowing Squeaky four five years Squeaky been coming. Man,
- 49:20Speaker 9: this this thunderboat, Me and Squeaky go way back.
- 49:22Speaker 12: Oh no, man, Well we gonna handle it when she
- 49:26Speaker 12: get in here, and you can you know handle yours?
- 49:29Speaker 12: Have you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you
- 49:30Speaker 12: got to to get your little money or whatever.
- 49:32Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, But I can't get my sight.
- 49:35Speaker 9: I'm gonna wait a minte. Mate, Is you listening? Man,
- 49:39Speaker 9: I can't get my slide back at the club now.
- 49:42Speaker 9: Squeaker got to give me the remaining balance, man, even
- 49:44Speaker 9: if she ain't gonna do, I need my other wanning balance.
- 49:46Speaker 12: I can't gonna give you the raining balance of nothing.
- 49:48Speaker 12: Hey man, I need to ring my money that that
- 49:51Speaker 12: she gave you. What you're saying thing, you can just
- 49:53Speaker 12: count that out.
- 49:53Speaker 9: She ain't gonna give your thing. Hey man, I'm the
- 49:56Speaker 9: boat gonna get his money. Man, I need my one
- 49:58Speaker 9: fit I the boats gonna ge it is quill.
- 50:01Speaker 12: Well, then that's what you got to do.
- 50:02Speaker 9: And that's what you got to do.
- 50:03Speaker 11: Man.
- 50:03Speaker 12: I told them what's for Thunderboat for anything to getting
- 50:06Speaker 12: no cash talking about calling go kid all this, so
- 50:10Speaker 12: I ain't working for to give money away to some
- 50:13Speaker 12: the boat lighting or whatever.
- 50:15Speaker 9: Hey man, look man, it's thunder boat. It ain't lighting.
- 50:17Speaker 9: It's thunder boat lightning and worked on Wednesday night. Just thunderboat.
- 50:20Speaker 12: I don't know who you done talk to already about that,
- 50:23Speaker 12: but you need to holler that them. And don't be
- 50:24Speaker 12: calling here asking my girl to give you some money.
- 50:28Speaker 12: Ain't giving you because she don't make nothing.
- 50:30Speaker 9: I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.
- 50:34Speaker 9: I ain't hear it.
- 50:36Speaker 12: Don't make nothing. I think all the money around here,
- 50:39Speaker 12: So you ain't gonna get nothing from over here. Finding
- 50:41Speaker 12: so you can wipe that your mind.
- 50:44Speaker 9: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
- 50:46Speaker 12: You coming over here.
- 50:47Speaker 9: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky. Lookit,
- 50:50Speaker 9: I ain't got time to play my slot at the club.
- 50:54Speaker 9: See what you get.
- 50:54Speaker 12: See if you get some money, get your breed.
- 50:57Speaker 9: Out stunder coming over there to get the rest of
- 50:59Speaker 9: his dolly you.
- 51:00Speaker 12: And not bring him over here because you come up.
- 51:01Speaker 11: I'll tell you what.
- 51:02Speaker 9: Bring him on over here, and I'm gonna.
- 51:04Speaker 12: Show you lighting it. I ain't know you got you
- 51:06Speaker 12: some money already. She riding here and gives you money
- 51:09Speaker 12: and wait, I'm suddenly I'll tell you what you bring
- 51:11Speaker 12: your over giver you want to and watch for So.
- 51:14Speaker 9: Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm finna come over
- 51:16Speaker 9: there and wait outside the down for Squeaky to get
- 51:19Speaker 9: there to get the rest of my money. That's what
- 51:20Speaker 9: I'm saying to you. You're gonna come over and sit
- 51:22Speaker 9: outside what I'm finna come over there and wait outside
- 51:25Speaker 9: for Squeaky to get there so I could get the.
- 51:27Speaker 12: Rest of my money over here and sit outside house.
- 51:30Speaker 9: That's what I'm finna do, is that's what it takes
- 51:31Speaker 9: for me to get my money for Squeaky. I tell
- 51:33Speaker 9: you what to bring up over here there and sit
- 51:35Speaker 9: outside my house and we can get your See you
- 51:37Speaker 9: blow the horn, that's what you do.
- 51:38Speaker 12: You blow the horse. So I come out there and
- 51:40Speaker 12: need you and let you know what's going down to
- 51:42Speaker 12: bust them and we make money. She can see your
- 51:46Speaker 12: lay it out like, ill come on over here and
- 51:47Speaker 12: get your money.
- 51:48Speaker 9: I'm going to give my money. It's squeaky on you
- 51:50Speaker 9: one hundred and fifty dollars and I'm goin to come
- 51:52Speaker 9: get I don't give up. What's he on you about?
- 51:54Speaker 12: Under said that? Mom? Is she giving you you ought
- 51:56Speaker 12: to be happy with that. You want to come over
- 51:58Speaker 12: here talking about you want some mone money. You know
- 52:01Speaker 12: somebody on thunderboat one hundred and fifty dollars and thunder
- 52:05Speaker 12: boat gonna get his money. Brotter, try to go and
- 52:07Speaker 12: dance at the club on this weekend, so here you
- 52:11Speaker 12: will not be dancing at the talking about sitting out
- 52:13Speaker 12: front of my house.
- 52:14Speaker 9: Squeaky gonna give me my one fit. You ain't even
- 52:16Speaker 9: got nothing to do with this, no way. This transaction
- 52:19Speaker 9: is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to
- 52:21Speaker 9: do with you, no way.
- 52:22Speaker 12: Hey your name is then it's got everything to do
- 52:24Speaker 12: with me. You call my counsel talking about killing you
- 52:27Speaker 12: some money, and I'm right man, bring you some over here.
- 52:31Speaker 12: I got your money. Come get your when I got
- 52:33Speaker 12: your money right here and be sitting out front waiting.
- 52:35Speaker 9: On you, Squeaky the one ask for me to dance
- 52:38Speaker 9: Saturday night, squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars
- 52:40Speaker 9: plus kills. Now I ain't gonna get no kills, but
- 52:43Speaker 9: I'll tell you why. I am gonna get my three
- 52:45Speaker 9: hundred dollars. So I got one fifty and I'm gonna
- 52:47Speaker 9: get the other one fifty with Squeaky get on. You
- 52:49Speaker 9: ain't getting it from me.
- 52:50Speaker 12: You're gonna get your busser from me.
- 52:52Speaker 9: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
- 52:54Speaker 9: What you're listening to me?
- 52:55Speaker 3: Said?
- 52:55Speaker 9: Man?
- 52:55Speaker 12: What come? Listen? He ain't you what this has missed?
- 52:58Speaker 11: You?
- 52:58Speaker 9: Tomment from the Steve Harby More on this show? You
- 53:01Speaker 9: just got pranked by your homeboy?
- 53:05Speaker 11: Who?
- 53:07Speaker 12: Who this.
- 53:10Speaker 5: This is?
- 53:10Speaker 9: Nephew? Tell me, man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 53:13Speaker 9: You just got pranked by your homeboy. God you see
- 53:20Speaker 9: the quiz play too much?
- 53:24Speaker 12: Man, y'all had I'm putting on boots man year, I'm
- 53:31Speaker 12: gonna go out here and squabble. I got pipes and
- 53:34Speaker 12: bad nothing go out in fy the whipple man. All right, man, y'all, bro,
- 53:39Speaker 12: I'll be glad with somebody prank YO. Tell me I'm
- 53:42Speaker 12: gonna get that y'all got me, y'all got me.
- 53:45Speaker 9: Hey, man, I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,
- 53:48Speaker 9: who what is what is the baddest I'm talking about
- 53:51Speaker 9: the baddest radio show in the lane.
- 53:54Speaker 12: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 53:59Speaker 5: Man.
- 54:00Speaker 8: Man, I don't even need no prank praise up in
- 54:01Speaker 8: here today. Y'all ain't got don't worry about, don't worry about.
- 54:04Speaker 2: All right, hurt thunder boat back on the boat, or
- 54:09Speaker 2: should have called yourself light showers.
- 54:14Speaker 5: Thunderboat in Lexington?
- 54:16Speaker 8: Baby this weekend starting Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Friday, Saturday, gone,
- 54:21Speaker 8: Thursday and Sunday.
- 54:22Speaker 5: Still on the table, y'all come hoigher at.
- 54:24Speaker 8: Your boy comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky.
- 54:28Speaker 5: Stupid is head.
- 54:30Speaker 8: It's your waistooper, gonna get on your ninety that lines
- 54:33Speaker 8: to fly straight there, get off the plane on Wednesday,
- 54:36Speaker 8: which is today, Okay, lay low Thursday night stupid hits
- 54:41Speaker 8: the stage, come on and getting come on, stoopid sexy.
- 54:47Speaker 5: It's a lot.
- 54:47Speaker 8: Ain't nobody doing that right there? That's that's right there
- 54:49Speaker 8: is bad, stupid.
- 54:51Speaker 1: And together boo.
- 54:54Speaker 5: But it look good all right?
- 54:58Speaker 10: Thinking of you coming up next Strawberry Letters subject Should
- 55:01Speaker 10: I bring up what happened?
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- 56:19Speaker 10: Thank you nephew. Subject Should I bring up what happened?
- 56:23Speaker 10: Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a man online and we
- 56:26Speaker 10: hit it off right away. After two months of talking,
- 56:29Speaker 10: he flew me out to see him last weekend. I
- 56:33Speaker 10: stayed at a hotel that's close to his house. That night,
- 56:36Speaker 10: we had dinner and I tried everything that he ordered,
- 56:40Speaker 10: even though I knew that creamy sauces don't agree with me.
- 56:44Speaker 10: After dinner, we walked around the plaza at my hotel
- 56:47Speaker 10: and then I went to my room alone. I couldn't
- 56:50Speaker 10: get to my bathroom fast enough. The next day, we
- 56:53Speaker 10: went to breakfast and to the movies. Then we had
- 56:56Speaker 10: lunch and he stopped for ice cream on the way.
- 56:59Speaker 1: To his house. He has a very nice house, and
- 57:02Speaker 1: I was.
- 57:03Speaker 10: Relieved that his powder bathroom is closer to the front
- 57:07Speaker 10: door away from his den area where we were sitting
- 57:10Speaker 10: in case my stomach started churning again. We had wine
- 57:14Speaker 10: and talked for hours, and I managed to keep my
- 57:17Speaker 10: stomach under control. We had an early dinner plan so
- 57:20Speaker 10: I could finally use the bathroom at the restaurant. Dinner
- 57:25Speaker 10: was amazing and I was doing great until he ordered
- 57:29Speaker 10: cheesecake for dessert. I'm a sucker for cheesecake. By the
- 57:34Speaker 10: time we got back to my hotel room, I was
- 57:37Speaker 10: in big trouble. I tried to get him to leave,
- 57:40Speaker 10: but he insisted on staying because it was our last
- 57:43Speaker 10: night together. Well, I held back as long as I could.
- 57:47Speaker 10: I had to go to the bathroom. It was explosive
- 57:52Speaker 10: and I didn't know what to do. I took a
- 57:54Speaker 10: shower and I was scared to come back into the room.
- 57:59Speaker 10: He acted like nothing had happened. We fell asleep watching TV,
- 58:02Speaker 10: and I left.
- 58:03Speaker 1: The next day. I offered to take the shuttle to
- 58:05Speaker 1: the airport and he said cool. He's changed.
- 58:10Speaker 10: He only texts me now and he has not sent
- 58:13Speaker 10: me funny memes like he used to. I don't want
- 58:16Speaker 10: to be the first one to call, but should I
- 58:18Speaker 10: call him and bring up what happened. No, no, absolutely
- 58:23Speaker 10: nuts and how bad was it?
- 58:26Speaker 1: Okay?
- 58:26Speaker 10: You said explosive? But please, no, you don't need to
- 58:30Speaker 10: call him to discuss anything. It is over, okay, you
- 58:34Speaker 10: both know what happened. There's no reason to revisit this
- 58:37Speaker 10: at all. But you liked this guy.
- 58:40Speaker 1: You liked him, right, so why would you eat all
- 58:44Speaker 1: that cream and milk?
- 58:45Speaker 10: You knew it was going to tear up your stomach,
- 58:47Speaker 10: You knew that lactose intolerance is a real thing. It's
- 58:52Speaker 10: not like you can't have the things you want love,
- 58:54Speaker 10: like cheesecake, but not when you're out on a date.
- 58:58Speaker 10: Why take a chance of your stuff? I'm bubbling or churning,
- 59:01Speaker 10: like you said, when you're with him, or anyone for
- 59:03Speaker 10: that matter. But you did, and these are the results.
- 59:06Speaker 10: He said cool when you offered to take the shuttle,
- 59:08Speaker 10: and he hasn't called you since. But so what, he's
- 59:13Speaker 10: just not your person again.
- 59:15Speaker 1: It is over. You don't have to call him. You
- 59:18Speaker 1: said it.
- 59:18Speaker 10: He's changed, he's obviously. He obviously can't get past what
- 59:22Speaker 10: happened and what went down in that bathroom.
- 59:24Speaker 1: But it's okay. Life goes on. It's okay. You probably
- 59:28Speaker 1: dodged a bullet with him.
- 59:30Speaker 5: Anyway, Steve, wait a minute, how she dodged a bullet
- 59:35Speaker 5: with him?
- 59:36Speaker 11: Well? What he do?
- 59:37Speaker 5: He ain't do nothing wrong.
- 59:39Speaker 1: He didn't take her to the airport. Come on, he
- 59:41Speaker 1: didn't talk to her. He doesn't call her anymore.
- 59:45Speaker 5: This whole damn letters her fault it is.
- 59:49Speaker 1: I'll give you that.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Should I bring up what happened? You met this guy
- 59:55Speaker 2: online and y'all hit it off. After two months, he
- 59:57Speaker 2: flew you out to scen Okay, good move, he's spending money.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: I stayed at a hotel by his house and they
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: that night they had dinner, and then you tried everything
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: he ordered, even though that creamy sauces don't agree with me?
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: Creamy sauces lactose.
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: After dinner, we walked around the plaza at the hotel
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: and I went to my room alone.
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: You couldn't get to that bathroom. Face you would? You would?
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: You busted in that dough. The next day we went
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: to breakfast and to the movies. Then we had lunch.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: He stopped for ice cream on the way.
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: To his house.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: The hell you do that for?
- 1:00:50Speaker 5: Yummy?
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: He got a very nice house, and I was relieved
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: that his powder room was closer to the front door,
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: away from his den area where we were sitting. Now,
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: let me tell you what's happening. This man got a
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: nice house. Now we already know what happened to this letter.
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: You had several moments, one at the hotel. Now you're
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: at the Man's dead by the front door. Then you're
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: gonna have another incident in the hotel. So everywhere you
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: go you just raising hell. So now this man got
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: a nice house, and he don't want this nice house
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: messed up. Let's just start right there. I was relieved
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: that this powder room was closer to the front door,
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: away from the den where we were seeing in case
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: my stomach started churning.
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: Then we had wine. All right, now you're gonna post
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: some wine on top of this ice cream, you stupid lady.
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: And we talked for hours. I managed to keep my
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: stomach under control.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: Then we had an early dinner so I could finally
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: use the bathroom at the restaurant. You know what, and
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: then messed it up too, you know, messed up the
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: powder room by the man's dough. You to mess your
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: hotel bathroom up. Now you're in the restaurant. Everybody, when
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: you came out. Everybody looking at you, she going that
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: Sheeta woman was in the launches, the people coming up
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: to you at the table asking you.
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: Wish you all right?
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: Are you okay?
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: Ma'am?
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: The manager me asking you do you want your money back?
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: You just what did you do in that?
- 1:02:26Speaker 12: All right?
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: Dinner was great and I was doing amazing. Guess what
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: until you ought a cheese cake. When we come back,
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: it all go down, did all right?
- 1:02:35Speaker 10: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
- 1:02:37Speaker 10: twenty three minutes after the hour today's Strawberry letter subject.
- 1:02:41Speaker 10: Should I bring up what happened? We'll get back into
- 1:02:44Speaker 10: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:03:21Speaker 10: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject should I bring.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: Up what happened?
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: Anyway?
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: This woman got a lactose problem. She got a stomach condition.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: She got leaky gout sound like a gall blad of gold,
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: bad meal. Something I don't really know. I'm just calling
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: it out.
- 1:03:40Speaker 8: Uh.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: She got acid indigestion, brief fucked falls, she got thyroid conditions.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: You got all of that from that?
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: Yeah? Does she need a colon Austin?
- 1:03:53Speaker 11: Wow?
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: Uh?
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: She met this gown line. They hated off. He flew
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: into seam. Months later, he was wonderful. She stayed at
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: a hotel near his house. They went to dinner.
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: She tried everything he had, even though saucers.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: Don't agree with harb. They walked around the plaza at
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: the hotel. She wanted to help get to her room.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: He let her out at the dough. She told her
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: damn dough often got up in there and had an
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: event in the bathroom. Next day, they got up early
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: for breakfast, a movie, and lunch, and on the way
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: back she stopped for some ice cream.
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: She had dak too.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Then they went to the house for an early dinner.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: She went to the bathroom and everything was going good.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: But he had a powder room that was up there
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: by the front door. Instead about it, She went in there.
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: She told that up all right now.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: The next day, the next day they went to breakfast
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: into the movies.
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: They had lunch.
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: He stopped ice cream, and I told you that already,
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: and then blah blah blah blah blah.
- 1:04:57Speaker 5: Then in she wanted to used the bathroom. By the dope. Anyway,
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: we had wine.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: She had wine on top of that ice crest, and
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: we talked for hours and I could keep my stomach
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: under control. We had an early dinner so I could
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: finally use the bathroom at the restaurant. She went in there,
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: she told that up now. She come out the bathroom,
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: people just looking at her. Lord Jesus, it was old women,
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: you know, like your aunt's age, coming babies. You all right,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: and we need anything you know you got once you
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: got everything in your person you need. The manager has
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: offered to give you your money back. This is what
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: you in this bathroom. The bathroom attendant then came out
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: and she just got her hands on her hips in.
- 1:05:44Speaker 5: The hallways standing at you because ain't nobody put.
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: A tip in the basket and she left the fatroom.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she said, finally, dinner was amazing, and
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: I was doing great until you or the cheese cake.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for cheesecake. I was in big trouble.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: I tried to get it.
- 1:06:08Speaker 7: Oh.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: I tried to get him to leave, but he assisted
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: on staying. Now you're in the hotel room because it
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: was our last night together. Well, I held back as
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: long as I could, but I had to.
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: Go to the bell. This is her words. It was explosive.
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: I didn't know what to do.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: Explosive. Now y'all in the regular hotel room. You ain't
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: in no sweep.
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: He heard, yes, he and I sitting in that little
- 1:06:36Speaker 5: bitty chair by the bed.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: He heard it.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: The thing about explosions in the bathroom is just not signs.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: He can hear water splash here. How many times you
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: to flush that toll? He you, and that got the
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: water running, and that odor is seeping up under the door.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: She was put kyl at the bottom of the door.
- 1:06:56Speaker 9: This is over.
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: Then she there and took a shower. She was scared
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: to come back in the room. You think you were scared.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: He was sitting there just holding his shirt together at
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: the top. Oh my lord, what is she doing in there?
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: There's a movie on and there there's a war movie
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: on it there she thought he thought you was watching
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: the Chronicles of Vietnam.
- 1:07:22Speaker 5: And then.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: I came back into the room. He acts like nothing
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: of happened. He fell asleep watching TV. I left the
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: next day. I offered to take the shuttle to the airport.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: He said, cool, Cool, you go ahead and do it.
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: He's changed.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: He only texts me now and he has not sent
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: me funny memes like he used to. I don't want
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: to be the first one to call. But should I
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: call him and bring up what happened? You ain't got
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: to bring it up. That's why he ain't drop you
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: off at the airport. It's that explosion. He heard the explosion.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: He got an nice house. He don't want you back
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: over there to mess up this house. You can't go
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: back to the restaurant. You can't go back to where
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: they sell that ice cream.
- 1:08:09Speaker 8: Man.
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: They don't want your ass walking in the glass of
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: no money.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: And the hotel then took a copy of your driver
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: is like you never stay in that hotel to bed.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: You can't gonna know where with your steaky bed because
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: you just in here eating.
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: Sauces and cheesecake and ice cream.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: She can't resist cheesecakes.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for cheesecake. Now everywhere you with you
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: just loud. I ain't never had to use the bathroom,
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: so damn bad. As soon as I got up, I
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: had to take a shower.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: Wow, what did you do in that damn player in there?
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: When he left the room that next day and walked
- 1:08:49Speaker 5: past that bathroom. It in there. You've seen the last
- 1:08:54Speaker 5: of this man. Listen to me. You never said in
- 1:08:57Speaker 5: here that y'all had sex. Uh, you're not gonna have it,
- 1:09:01Speaker 5: you know. And I'm gonna tell you right now. He
- 1:09:03Speaker 5: don't want nothing. He don't want nothing because the explosion.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: All right, he heard the explosion.
- 1:09:14Speaker 5: You done lost this man right here.
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: You need to take all sauces, ice cream and cake,
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: a list of things to eat ever, all right, lead
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: day by yourself.
- 1:09:26Speaker 10: Somewhere on today's letter on Instagram and Facebook at Steve
- 1:09:30Speaker 10: Harvey FM and check us out.
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: The next apartment need two bathrooms so you can rotate.
- 1:09:34Speaker 10: It on a Strawberry Letter podcast of the free iHeartRadio
- 1:09:38Speaker 10: app coming up next, Don't put up No wallpaper and
- 1:09:41Speaker 10: Sports Talk right after this.
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- 1:10:16Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and in sports talk.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: What you got Junior?
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: All right, Shirley. For NFL free agency is under way.
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: Here's some updates. You know, Gino Smith is no longer
- 1:10:26Speaker 6: the quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks. He is now with
- 1:10:28Speaker 6: the Raiders.
- 1:10:29Speaker 7: Well, the Seahawks go and sign Sam Donald with a
- 1:10:33Speaker 7: three year, one hundred and ten million dollar deal.
- 1:10:36Speaker 6: He ain't quarterback for the Vikings no more the Jets.
- 1:10:38Speaker 6: Timing your boy. Aaron Glenn got his QB. Justin Fields.
- 1:10:42Speaker 7: Justin Fields is going to the Jets to one quartering me. Yeah,
- 1:10:46Speaker 7: that's gonna be the quarterback for okay just over Yeah
- 1:10:49Speaker 7: ag yeah.
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: Man.
- 1:10:51Speaker 6: Davonte Smith, he left. Davonte Adams left the.
- 1:10:56Speaker 7: Jets and he's signed to the Rams now for two years,
- 1:10:58Speaker 7: forty six million dollars.
- 1:11:00Speaker 6: Now here your boy.
- 1:11:01Speaker 11: Now.
- 1:11:02Speaker 6: First, he wanted to trade Miles Garrett for the Browns.
- 1:11:04Speaker 6: He wanted to trade.
- 1:11:05Speaker 5: I won't out.
- 1:11:06Speaker 6: I can't win here.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: I don't want to do this.
- 1:11:09Speaker 6: He had a meeting with the owner.
- 1:11:10Speaker 7: Owner didn't show up, and then magically or one and
- 1:11:13Speaker 7: he just gets his forty million dollars a year.
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: I guess I'll stay. I guess.
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: Ain't that bad in Cleveland?
- 1:11:22Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: And he is him.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: What we're gonna do.
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: This is what they told him they're gonna do.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: We're gonna give you this big contract, largest contract of
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: any non quarterback player in the NFL.
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: Uh, And then we're gonna draft a quarterback. We're gonna
- 1:11:38Speaker 5: get us an offense.
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: That's what they told him, and they probably told him
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: we're gonna bring a lot of offensive players and we're
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: in the draft, okay, and they're gonna start with a quarterback.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: They're gonna get cam Ward or either should do it.
- 1:11:51Speaker 7: Oh well, he stayed. That changed his mind though, forty
- 1:11:53Speaker 7: million a year. I do we care about winning at
- 1:11:56Speaker 7: this point?
- 1:11:57Speaker 5: Forty minute? Yeah? Still I still care about winning. Bird
- 1:12:00Speaker 5: I lose, it ain't gonna stay with.
- 1:12:04Speaker 7: Then you have us the Houston Texans. I don't know
- 1:12:07Speaker 7: what we're doing. Led our best offensive lineman, Larry Tunsil.
- 1:12:10Speaker 7: He was traded to the Washington Commanders for a fourth round. Yeah,
- 1:12:16Speaker 7: and now we got the second most sacked QB in
- 1:12:19Speaker 7: the league and the best offensive player is gone.
- 1:12:22Speaker 6: So I guess we can expect most sacks is what
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: we can do.
- 1:12:24Speaker 5: If we do drafts.
- 1:12:26Speaker 8: Run.
- 1:12:26Speaker 7: Yeah, we're gonna have to work it all on something
- 1:12:28Speaker 7: because I can tell right now we're not gonna have
- 1:12:31Speaker 7: a good draft.
- 1:12:31Speaker 5: I can.
- 1:12:32Speaker 6: I can see it already. Yeah, I know it's hard
- 1:12:35Speaker 6: being a text. I'm gonna change teams.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: Stop.
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Because something.
- 1:12:41Speaker 7: As soon as they draft, somebody will draft somebody like
- 1:12:43Speaker 7: Madison Butler out of live Tech electrical program.
- 1:12:46Speaker 6: We don't know where the hell that's say, We're not
- 1:12:53Speaker 6: do whatever.
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: Yeah a damn from Cleveland.
- 1:12:59Speaker 6: Man, you get upset by your team.
- 1:13:01Speaker 5: At free ahs, why would I since nixy.
- 1:13:10Speaker 9: All you got.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
- 1:13:16Speaker 10: If you get wallpaper installed for free, should you leave
- 1:13:19Speaker 10: a bad review? That's what some one wants to know, Steve.
- 1:13:23Speaker 10: We'll get into it right after this.
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: You need to watch that wallpaper if that n'll come
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: over you after you burn that wallpaper off that day.
- 1:13:31Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
- 1:13:36Speaker 10: this young lady needs some advice. She's Serena in falls Church.
- 1:13:40Speaker 10: She says, I just started my interior design business and
- 1:13:44Speaker 10: I hung wallpaper for my brother and his wife for free.
- 1:13:48Speaker 10: All I asked was for them to leave a review
- 1:13:50Speaker 10: on my website. They only gave me three point five
- 1:13:54Speaker 10: stars three and a half stars and wrote that the
- 1:13:56Speaker 10: work took longer than expected. I explained that I worked
- 1:14:00Speaker 10: on their house after I worked with my paying clients.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: They refused to delete their review.
- 1:14:06Speaker 10: I told them that I want the five hundred and
- 1:14:08Speaker 10: fifty dollars for my labor, and they stopped responding to me.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: So how should I proceed?
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: I mean, it's nothing you could do. You told them
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: you were giving it to them free to write a review.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: What you should have did was wrote the review, gave
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: it to him, told a poster. Yeah, but you gave
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: them free wallpaper, free label. Now they'd have wrote it
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: three point five her because it took longer than expected.
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: You was in there by your damns.
- 1:14:37Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:14:37Speaker 5: Now she wants some money for now you want five fifty.
- 1:14:41Speaker 5: You can't get that.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: You have no contract that says they owe you any money.
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: And they wrote a review, but they refused to take
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: the review down.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Did her brother write it or did her sister, sister
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: in law?
- 1:14:56Speaker 5: His wife? Yeah, he must not be a good wallpaper
- 1:15:00Speaker 5: at all. All them bucals on it that you ain't
- 1:15:03Speaker 5: matching the seams, ain't touching. Three and a half stars,
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: three and a half stars?
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: How many stars out of five? Probably five? Yeah, Oh
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: that's good.
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: You're in the wallpaper.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: She has the whole interior design business.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Now she just got to hang wallpaper. And I might
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: be out of touch, but I ain't seen nobody do wallpaper.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: They'll probably do it.
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: I start putting up panting. They don't do that? Yeah,
- 1:15:39Speaker 5: do it?
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: Do it all?
- 1:15:41Speaker 5: Renaissance remother have a bunch of Shag Coppet samples.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: Yeah, Star, you don't put selling people color TVs that
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: sit on the stand get you.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's not going to get the money, and yeah,
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: just let it go.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: How should she proude decorating, y'all not dude like like
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: you ought to just draw pitches quick fi illustrations.
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on. We have time for another one.
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: This one's from.
- 1:16:12Speaker 10: Jesse and Las Vegas. Jesse says, I was with my
- 1:16:16Speaker 10: side piece and well we went our separate ways. She
- 1:16:19Speaker 10: called and said her tire was low on air. I
- 1:16:22Speaker 10: told her to wait until the next day and I
- 1:16:24Speaker 10: take a look at it. I turned my phone off
- 1:16:27Speaker 10: and I went home. Excuse me, I turned my phone
- 1:16:31Speaker 10: off and I went home. Overnight she left a message
- 1:16:34Speaker 10: saying she had a flat and she didn't get home
- 1:16:36Speaker 10: until after midnight. I feel awful because I could not
- 1:16:40Speaker 10: be there for her. Is it crazy to have feelings
- 1:16:43Speaker 10: for my side ship?
- 1:16:45Speaker 5: No, that's where your feelings are feeling what you supposed
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: to be like non human.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: Had a flat tide to hear you calling me for
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: because you were just over there sleeping with him.
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: Yeah, well why do you turn his phone off? If
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: he had feeling?
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: What you can't? I don't know because your wife not
- 1:17:10Speaker 5: gonna have him same feeling.
- 1:17:13Speaker 6: That's one thing.
- 1:17:14Speaker 5: Your side cheek. That's that's important part right now.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: Maybe her tired and came off no s pea, who
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: is s p she lapris no side piece? Hey, this girl,
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: this friend of mine, her tired with you? Mind if
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: I go over there? What you mean friend of yours?
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: Why she your friend? When when you get on, she
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: ain't got where her man man lay random, She ain't
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: got no.
- 1:17:54Speaker 5: Man I was. That's why I want friend you self?
- 1:18:07Speaker 5: Is what were we supposed to do as Christians?
- 1:18:10Speaker 10: But twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more of
- 1:18:13Speaker 10: this Sigurd show. Right after this, you're listening to the
- 1:18:19Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, today's Wellness Wednesday.
- 1:18:24Speaker 10: It is brought to you by Pfizer. Ask your doctor
- 1:18:27Speaker 10: today about a vaccine option from Pfizer to help protect
- 1:18:30Speaker 10: yourself against new macaccle pneumonia. New macaco pneumonia is different
- 1:18:34Speaker 10: from a cold or the flu. It's a disease caused
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- 1:18:41Speaker 10: to person through coughing or close contact. It can strike
- 1:18:45Speaker 10: at any time of the year without warning, and the
- 1:18:48Speaker 10: symptoms can last four weeks and check this out. Adults
- 1:18:52Speaker 10: over age fifty are almost seven times more likely to
- 1:18:55Speaker 10: get new macacle pneumonia and invasive new maccle disease than
- 1:18:59Speaker 10: adults under fifty. It's a serious illness, so it's recommended
- 1:19:03Speaker 10: that you do get vaccinated. Ask your doctor about a
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- 1:19:11Speaker 5: Okay, fires up, sad child.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: So when people are cock.
- 1:19:24Speaker 5: Don't do it.
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: I like the song guys.
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: Cockle done got you got your slowed down? You full
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: of launch child?
- 1:19:35Speaker 5: Your food? Oh it's your sneeze and squeeze. It'll drop
- 1:19:41Speaker 5: you to your knee. You got cockle.
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: The way you sworve concur get cockling gout on your nerves?
- 1:19:52Speaker 5: Are you sure you got it?
- 1:19:54Speaker 8: Girl?
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: Things out? See when you would you rest?
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: Let you know.
- 1:20:04Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This message
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- 1:20:11Speaker 10: getting sick can keep you away from where you need
- 1:20:13Speaker 10: to be. You don't want surprises like new maccle pneumonia
- 1:20:17Speaker 10: or invasive new maccle disease. You're six point four times
- 1:20:20Speaker 10: more likely to get new macacle pneumonia compared with adults
- 1:20:23Speaker 10: eighteen to forty nine. It's recommended that people fifty or
- 1:20:27Speaker 10: older get vaccinated. Being sick could get between you and
- 1:20:31Speaker 10: the people who rely on you. So schedule your shot
- 1:20:34Speaker 10: at vax assist dot com. It is time now for
- 1:20:38Speaker 10: a round of would you rather? Would you rather go
- 1:20:42Speaker 10: to the Masters or would you rather go to the
- 1:20:44Speaker 10: Kentucky Derby?
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: Which one the Master?
- 1:20:47Speaker 5: Your?
- 1:20:53Speaker 10: Oh?
- 1:20:53Speaker 11: This is about you?
- 1:20:55Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we walked on of course five somebody I
- 1:21:01Speaker 5: have only you? All right?
- 1:21:06Speaker 10: Would you rather five hundred thousand dollars to visit the Moon?
- 1:21:09Speaker 10: Or would you rather a million dollars to visit your ex?
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: How long I got to stay where the moon? Or
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: with your visits?
- 1:21:18Speaker 11: Is it all?
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: You got to visit her? You know you ang up
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: on that moon.
- 1:21:24Speaker 5: I'm telling you that right now. They're not leaving them there.
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: They already got that spaceship up there. Wen't left the
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: people up there and told them they got to stay
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: the next February.
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: Well, Trump says, he's gonna get elin and we'll get
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: him back. We'll get him back.
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: Elon ain't got a ship that can stay up without
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: getting blowed up.
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: She said, two up that Elon. Quit talking to me
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: about that.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: He ain't got a car.
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: Nobody want got some cars driving off cliffs and the
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: spaceship blowing up.
- 1:21:51Speaker 5: Quit listening to this food. Yeah, rude ass, baby.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: Little ex shut your blinking mouth.
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: I really, I rarely say it. I'm going with the X.
- 1:22:06Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: Dollar, you never say it rarely. You never say Okay,
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: so you're gonna take a million dollars to visit.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: The time thousand, I'm not going to the movie man,
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: No all, I'm gonna you from matter of fact, you
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: can keep a million.
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: I'm going keep the car running. She don't talk to.
- 1:22:31Speaker 10: Would you rather would you rather have a pointed head
- 1:22:35Speaker 10: or would you rather have big broad shoulders?
- 1:22:38Speaker 5: Which one well hard show show? Yeah, yeah, I know
- 1:22:45Speaker 5: you're rod shoulders.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: You're neither one of y'all have braw show should They
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: do push up and stuff.
- 1:22:54Speaker 5: They don't have broad shoulder shop. Okay, so you got
- 1:22:57Speaker 5: broad shoulders up.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: Way more broader than either one y'all and Junie. You
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: got a little point of here too.
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: That's why you'd rather have broad show? All right, moving on,
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: we're moving on. Would you rather have face?
- 1:23:23Speaker 10: Would you rather have carpet on the floor of every
- 1:23:25Speaker 10: room at your house? Or would you rather have con
- 1:23:27Speaker 10: creep floors?
- 1:23:32Speaker 5: We can get a wooden floor, give me a car?
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: Yeah, all right?
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: Fried oysters or fried crawfish?
- 1:23:47Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:23:47Speaker 11: Really?
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round. Thank you guys. Would you
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: rather coming up next?
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- 1:24:47Speaker 10: We've had a fun day today, we have. Yeah, it's
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- 1:24:52Speaker 5: Hey, you know what I want to talk about something.
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: Okay, Look, I'm not a represented of black people, and
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: I understand that, but these are my clothes on remarks.
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a representative of black people. I've
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: not been elected to be a spokesperson. But I've been
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: black for a long time, and I'm keenly aware of
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: my blackness. It has never escaped me, not for a
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: single moment. And it's not that I haven't wanted it to,
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: or not that I desire to. It's just that I've
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: never been allowed. I've never been allowed in the United
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: States of America to forget that I'm black.
- 1:25:39Speaker 5: I don't have that luxury.
- 1:25:41Speaker 11: You know.
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: The only time I don't feel this way is when
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: I'm in the Middle East or when I'm in Africa.
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: Then and only then do I get to wake up
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: in the morning and feel what it feels like not
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: to be a minority, an amazing feeling. I wish you
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: all could understand what that feels like. But see, the
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: thing that I wish could happen is that will never happen,
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: is is that people who are not minorities could understand
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: what it would be like. But that's an impossibility. It's
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: just not possible. It's impossible for you to know what
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: that feels like. Now, I will admit there are sympathizers,
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: and there are people out there who are willing to
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: help and try to understand, and those people are applaued
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: and recognized that they do exist. Slavery did not end
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: because black people wanted it to end, because every black
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: person didn't want slavery. No man will want slavery for himself,
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: so you had to have some good willed non slaves
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: white people who helped assist in that. So there's always
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: been a good side to this thing. But what's happening
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: in our government today it needs everybody's attention because this
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: government is not designed. They have tricked you on a
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: level that you you didn't see coming. And now you
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: got all these letters coming from these Trump supporters who
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: are upset because they voted for Trump and they lost
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: their job. I just want to remind you, did you
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: really think when he was campaigning that he was talking
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: about you. Did you really think that these tax cuts
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: he was talking about what's gonna.
- 1:27:27Speaker 5: Be for you.
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: Did you really think these jobs he promised to add,
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: did you think he was gonna add him for you?
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: Because he never mentioned that he was gonna take jobs.
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: He never told you all when he was campaigning that
- 1:27:45Speaker 2: he was going to live up to Project twenty twenty five.
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: He never told you that he was gonna bring Elon
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: Musk along. He never told you that. But that was
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: the plan all along. And so now you got to
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: buckle up. Here's the understanding that black people have. And
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: once again, I'm not your spokesperson. I don't claim to be,
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: but I have been black for sixty eight years, and
- 1:28:18Speaker 2: we already know what it's like not to have programs.
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: We already know what it's like to have programs taken,
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: you know, for you all to come in and rebuff
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: teaching black studies in school, y'all wasn't trying to teach
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: them in the first place. They don't even teach black
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: studies in white schools. They don't have black history in
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: white schools. You thought that taking the DEI was gonna
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: hurt us, and everybody voted for that. Well, y'alls too,
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: because DEI really affected majority of white women. Black people
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: are number five or number six on the list of
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: being the benefactor of DEEI. So they food y'all with
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: that too. They tricked you from the outset. They told
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: you they was gonna bring down the price of eggs.
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: Eggs is ten dollars a dozen. It just kept telling
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: you stuff. But what they didn't tell you that he
- 1:29:10Speaker 2: was going to pay back all those billionaire donors, the
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: bez O's, the Targets, the Walmarts, the Elin Musk, all
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: of them had to get paid back for making their contributions.
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: So the things that's happening right now is benefiting the
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: rich and wealthy. And if you think for one minute
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: that you are going to be a benefactor of that,
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: you are sadly mistaken. So now here comes all the
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: letters from all of the Here comes all of the
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: letters from all of the Trump supporters, and it ain't working.
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: It's not working. And so now you thought this was
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: going to be for you. It's not Trump is for
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: the wealthy once again, It's okay for us us who
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: have been denied. Y'all can rebuff the civil rights voting
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: at because you never wanted us to have it anyway,
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: and you never acted like we had it. You can
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: rebuff affirmative action and make it official because you all
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: have unofficially been doing it all along anyway. You can
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: pardon all the people that climbed over the wall and
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: rided on January sixth because he considered a support for him.
- 1:30:27Speaker 5: This ain't about you.
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: He said he loved the police, but he released all
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: the people that hurt the policeman.
- 1:30:33Speaker 5: Are y'all kidding me? He told you he loved.
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: Veterans, just the same dude that refused to serve, And
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: now veterans are losing jobs and benefits at an alarming rate.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: Talking about we gotta shave the fat off the government.
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: What he didn't tell you was the fat meant you.
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: Why don't you have you seen a congressman or a
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: senator that have lost their jobs. They make a lot
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: of money. They they ain't cutting none of that fat.
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: Now the fat they cutting is you Welcome to the
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: Trump era. Congratulations. That's who you voted for, and that's
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: who we got, and we gonna be just fine because
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: it's pretty much more of the same for us.
- 1:31:16Speaker 5: Those are my clothes and remarks. Listen, have yourself a
- 1:31:20Speaker 5: great day today. Talk to God. You're gonna have to
- 1:31:22Speaker 5: because he all you got at this point. Really