8:45 Idiotology June 8, 2026: Wait, Who was on the crutches?
High School in New Jersey makes all of its freshmen hike 55 miles of The Appalachian Trail, 70-year-old man accused of trying to drown jet skier on crutches during fight at lake...and we're making this Headline of the Week #2 just based on the confusion it causes, Claim: Guy Fieri never swallows
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