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The Fat Panther, Donald Trump at the Gridiron Dinner, OJ Simpson and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bat
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  Speaker 1: all suit looking back to back down, giving a mong
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  Speaker 1: like the moking buck bus things and it's tub y'all
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  Speaker 1: fuel good to Steve. Yeah, listening to me together for
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  Speaker 1: still to listen? Money, don't you join? Yeah? Hobby joining
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  Speaker 1: men said do turn hur go? Yeah, you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: you to turn out the time lobby got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water. The water will come come
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  Speaker 1: on your back at it. Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: A good monding everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me NW what it only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, here we go today, folks. Uh this
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  Speaker 1: is a good one because today I want to share
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  Speaker 1: with you something that that affects every living soul, and
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  Speaker 1: that one thing is your attitude. This affects everyone. It
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  Speaker 1: is your attitude. You know. I don't know if anyone's
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  Speaker 1: ever told you, but I mean many of you who
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  Speaker 1: listen know this. But there are a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: who don't understand a positive attitude can bring about a change.
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  Speaker 1: A positive attitude can bring about a change. Well, now
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  Speaker 1: here we go with the nay says well, Steve, what
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  Speaker 1: you mean if I'm just positive being changed? My I'm
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  Speaker 1: a gonna what me being positive got to do with that? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Now listen to me carefully. A positive attitude can bring
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  Speaker 1: about change. Well, okay, Steve, I hear you saying that,
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  Speaker 1: But they didn't fined me. So now what does my
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  Speaker 1: having a positive attitude have to do with the fact
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  Speaker 1: that they fired me? Well, one more time. A positive
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  Speaker 1: attitude can bring about change? Or Steve, I set up
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  Speaker 1: in here and gave eight nine, twelve years of my
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  Speaker 1: life to this man and he just he cheated on
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  Speaker 1: me and walked out. Now what does me being positive
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  Speaker 1: have to do with him cheating on me? How that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna change that? Okay, here we go again. A positive
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  Speaker 1: attitude can bring about change. And listen to the whole thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the positive attitude and the change that can happen starts it.
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  Speaker 1: This is just start. It starts within you. See, life
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  Speaker 1: is tempera cent. What happens is what you do about
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  Speaker 1: what happens. Okay, you gave twelve years of your life
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  Speaker 1: to this man. He cheated and left you. Hold in
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  Speaker 1: the bag, the kids and everything. Now, what does being
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  Speaker 1: positive have to do with changing that or they came
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  Speaker 1: in and they fired you. You lost your job that
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  Speaker 1: you was a stellar performer at. But now, how does
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  Speaker 1: you having a positive attitude, how does that change things
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  Speaker 1: for you? So far, you can use any example. Here's
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  Speaker 1: what happens when you have a positive attitude. What it
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  Speaker 1: produces within you is a positive approach to life. And
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  Speaker 1: when you have a positive attitude and a positive approach
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  Speaker 1: to life, it causes you to be optimistic, to have
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  Speaker 1: a positive out look, to expect things to even actually
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  Speaker 1: turn around, and and and and and turn into a
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  Speaker 1: positive That's very important because as the law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: comes into play, if you think positive thoughts, you attract
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  Speaker 1: positive things. If you think evil thoughts, you attract evil
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  Speaker 1: to you. You know, if if you want for nothing,
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  Speaker 1: then nothing comes your way. If you want for positive attitude,
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  Speaker 1: if you want for positive results, if you want for
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  Speaker 1: a great outcome, that's what you attract to you. The
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  Speaker 1: change will begin within you. So let's take the man
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  Speaker 1: that walked out your life and left you hold in
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  Speaker 1: the bag. Here's a positive attitude. Okay, two things have
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  Speaker 1: happened as positive here. Number one, you've rid it yourself
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  Speaker 1: of someone who was obviously going to be, if not
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  Speaker 1: already been toxic in your life because you many restless nights,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of uncomfortable feelings, an uneasiness, not sure insecurity.
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  Speaker 1: You've been going through it with this person, whoever they are.
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  Speaker 1: Number One, that person has been released from your life.
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  Speaker 1: Number Two, it allows you now to have the someone
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  Speaker 1: who will treat you just the way you want to
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  Speaker 1: be treated. That's the positive outlook, that's the optimistic way.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you're a positive person. You see the positive
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  Speaker 1: in things that happened to you instead of burying yourself
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  Speaker 1: under the horse, wrong with it, old woe is me? Now,
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  Speaker 1: concept see a positive attitude. When they came in there
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  Speaker 1: and they fired you and let you go. Could this
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  Speaker 1: not have been just the opening you needed to finally
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  Speaker 1: start on a new career path that you've been talking
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  Speaker 1: about doing anyway? Could it possibly be a brand new
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  Speaker 1: chance for you to get the dream job or dream
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  Speaker 1: career of your choice. Could it not possibly be the
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  Speaker 1: perfect opportunity now for you to finally finally do something
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  Speaker 1: about that gift, about that talent that God gave you,
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  Speaker 1: that thing that you love to do. Could it not
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  Speaker 1: be the perfect time for you to pursue that. But
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have a positive attitude, then you lay there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they're finna come get in my house. Oh what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do now? All this unemployment ain't enough. Oh Lord,
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  Speaker 1: when it's unemployment run out? What am I gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: Then I won't have nothing? And you old woe is
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  Speaker 1: me until you become old woe is me. But if
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  Speaker 1: you take it from the positive approach, some amazing things
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  Speaker 1: can happen in your life. I will tell you on
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  Speaker 1: a personal note, that's some of the most some of
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  Speaker 1: the best changes, some of the biggest moments in my
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  Speaker 1: life came after a loss. Some of the best things
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  Speaker 1: that's ever happened to me, Some of the biggest moments
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  Speaker 1: that I've accomplished in my entire career came after a loss.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't want to go down on the list,
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  Speaker 1: But boy, I could tell you. Let me let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. When they didn't want me on the
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  Speaker 1: radio anymore in l A. What they didn't when they
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  Speaker 1: were it was sick of the way I did radio
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  Speaker 1: out there, and they wanted me gone. And on May
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  Speaker 1: thousand and five, when my did when? When? When? When
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  Speaker 1: my deal was done? With the beat out in l A. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: look what happened though, ye'all was gone in May. But
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  Speaker 1: in September nineteenth I started to Steve Harvey Radio Network
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  Speaker 1: with four cities. I'm now sixty some cities, you see,
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't go old. Woe was me? I said, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: God must have something else from me then, because if
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  Speaker 1: he didn't remove me from this, that must be something else.
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  Speaker 1: Same thing that happened when you lose and you and
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  Speaker 1: you and you break up in a relationship, same thing
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  Speaker 1: can happen to you. You never know the one God
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  Speaker 1: God for you. Now Here you go, here you go again.
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  Speaker 1: Now you get put into a situation with somebody treat
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  Speaker 1: you just the way you want to be treated, provide
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  Speaker 1: you with a whole lot of aspects of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You knew nothing about pride to that. But you gotta
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  Speaker 1: stay positive. You gotta keep looking out, You gotta keep
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  Speaker 1: looking to God. You gotta keep believing that there's got
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  Speaker 1: to be something better for you. That God has a
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  Speaker 1: plan and it don't coincide with your plan oftentimes, but
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  Speaker 1: His way is the best way. Oh. I have not
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  Speaker 1: liked it many times, man, oh man, I've had people
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  Speaker 1: scathed me. I'm talking about man, people. I ain't done
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  Speaker 1: nothing too. I don't even know where it's coming from.
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  Speaker 1: Just go public and just try to bury me. When
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  Speaker 1: they got through. Man, I can't tell you what happened
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  Speaker 1: to me because I ain't raised my voice back. I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get into that negative lane with them. I
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  Speaker 1: took the high road. And when you take the high road,
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  Speaker 1: God got something for you. So all of you out
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  Speaker 1: there are struggling, that's being hated on, that you feel
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  Speaker 1: like your life and took some turns that you have
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  Speaker 1: no control over. If you stay positive, that positive attitude,
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  Speaker 1: that optimistic outlook, that that that always thinking, God got me,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what happened to me, some amazing things that's
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  Speaker 1: going can will happen in your life. It's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it works that way. I just
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  Speaker 1: know that's what it is. Positive attitude is everything, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: So get off the old woe is mean negativity train
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna take you nowhere but down and
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  Speaker 1: get get your outlook up. If you change your attitude,
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  Speaker 1: you change your altitude. Altitude is determined by your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: How high you go, how big you become, how far
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  Speaker 1: you go. It all depends on how you think. It
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  Speaker 1: all depends on what type of attitude you got. Ain't no,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no, very very successful, super negative people. It just
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  Speaker 1: doesn't coincide the way if you see that something that
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  Speaker 1: happened to him along the way, and don't worry. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna worry about it because you ain't gonna see
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  Speaker 1: them long because you can't stay up there like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's just too hard, all right. That's the conversation. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to, ladies and gentlemen, people, boys, girls, children, men, women, adults, adolescents, Uh, idiots,
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  Speaker 1: well intended geniuses, uh, mental cases, everybody. I think that
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who the genius is. We're all geniuses.
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  Speaker 1: Uh no, you know there's something wrong with you. Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. We are here. This is the Steve Arban
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  Speaker 1: Junior morning? Uh Janathany Brown, do not to dressed me
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  Speaker 1: as Jentathony Brown? And wait wait what what what does
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  Speaker 1: he can you what is going on. Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey dot com. I'm gonna had a whole video
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  Speaker 1: or the fat pan for coming to work and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yees dot com bad Black. Don't be disrespectful. Do not
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  Speaker 1: be disrespectful to the hero. Oh I just got his
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  Speaker 1: bio from the from the country of Baiawanda. Would you
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  Speaker 1: read read my power? What's the country? What's the pie? Wanda? Pi? Pie?
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  Speaker 1: Wonder where's that in relation to Ganda? But it's Paiwanda? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Could you read? Oh? Okay? If Steve you cool? If
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  Speaker 1: oh please read it all right? Uh, the fat Panthers
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  Speaker 1: would be Yeah. The Fat Panther's real name is Sammy Sumter.
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  Speaker 1: At the age of twenty one, while living in the
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  Speaker 1: town of pai Wan, he defeated three other fat men
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  Speaker 1: during during the town's annual pie eating contests. They have
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  Speaker 1: every area they have it. Yeah, you divide how you
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  Speaker 1: divide than someone else where you divide the only divide
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  Speaker 1: this new one. And you defeated three other men. So
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  Speaker 1: after eating nine nine pies, Fat Panther bit into the
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  Speaker 1: hundredth pie, the one hund pie. There was something different
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  Speaker 1: about this pie. It was laced with a food potion
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  Speaker 1: that gave Sammy, also known as the Fat Panther, special
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  Speaker 1: powers of defending all food in justice. If if someone
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  Speaker 1: takes this sandwich called it fat pantha, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: food eat fat pantha. Okay, that's a good thing. The
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  Speaker 1: fat Panther pie as are filled with a special flavor
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  Speaker 1: that makes people do the right thing. After he hits
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  Speaker 1: them in the face with a pie, when there's a
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  Speaker 1: food injustice, his food senses activate. He confronts the person
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  Speaker 1: committing the injustice with a pie in the face. No
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  Speaker 1: meal is too small, keeping his pie on the crime.
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  Speaker 1: At that time, ladies and gentlemen, the fat Panthern, I
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  Speaker 1: cannot be you're listening to the show. All right, it
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  Speaker 1: is time for something funny. As we mentioned earlier, the
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  Speaker 1: fat Panther is here. Fat panther. That's fat, and there's
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  Speaker 1: no being disrespectful to panther. And see, if you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to interview, I'm talking to you. I wanted to ask
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  Speaker 1: you how old are you? Say? You have to say
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  Speaker 1: the question, Hey, fat panther old addressed me as fat palful? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: how old are you? Four hundred and fifty five years? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: fat palful? Yes, Hey, flat Panther addressed me that what
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  Speaker 1: I just did, Oh, I did take a little anger
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  Speaker 1: in your voice. Who are you gonna get on his nerves,
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  Speaker 1: Fra Panther, I'm just silly. Goot to be some extra agit.
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  Speaker 1: Have you met Steve? Are you? I've heard about him?
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  Speaker 1: I read a memo about him? Would him? Oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you hit him with the body. Can't come on the
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  Speaker 1: show no more? Hey fat? Yes? In your travels, do
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  Speaker 1: you travel to fight crimers? Everything local? I will go
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  Speaker 1: wherever there's a food injustice. Wherever there's a food injustice.
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  Speaker 1: For instance, if your mom gets up in the mind
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  Speaker 1: and it makes the boy sandwich and it goes to school,
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  Speaker 1: he's got a ballooning sandwich. All the other kids have
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  Speaker 1: a great lunch. I'm going to wake hers up and say,
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  Speaker 1: Mike the boy a good bricklass, get your eyes out
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  Speaker 1: to bed, Mike, some eggs and some grips your lazy bones. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: where were you when Kentucky fried chicken rearing out of
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  Speaker 1: chicken in the UK? I was responsible for that, Not alone,
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  Speaker 1: not alone. I have a sidekick. George Wallace's mama helps
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  Speaker 1: me a lot in my endeavor. An importive mama. He's
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  Speaker 1: my sidekick, the real fat panther. I am the fat panther.
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  Speaker 1: He's the real fat panther. Sometimes we call her the
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  Speaker 1: really really fat panther. Damn person. Any more questions do well?
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  Speaker 1: One probably goes down if just the last thing, but
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  Speaker 1: fat Pale is how much do you weigh? Oh? That
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  Speaker 1: is a good question, Steve old as he is, Yes
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  Speaker 1: about the age? That about about on a good day. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you can't run and say nobody it's not running. I
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  Speaker 1: show up. No, you drat it out wrong. I don't run,
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  Speaker 1: I just show up. You just appear in the I
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  Speaker 1: got her blood pressure. I'm sleeping with his seapop majeene. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's no running. Well, you wouldn't take respect from a
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  Speaker 1: real skinny many the other panther, the other panther. He
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  Speaker 1: has a job to do, its fat panther. It's just
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  Speaker 1: just here fighting food injustices. What's up? That's a have
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  Speaker 1: you heard about is a peanut butter? Oh shortage? That's
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  Speaker 1: happening in Georgia? Are you aware of that? And anything
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  Speaker 1: there's a food such as I talk to my side kick,
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  Speaker 1: the real fat panther. George Wallace is mama to find
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  Speaker 1: out where the food is going. If it's nuts, coquats, gripes, popcorn,
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  Speaker 1: he can honey buns. She likes honey buns a lot, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: especially especial how you say risk happy. He takes four
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  Speaker 1: honey buns and a big slab of baloney and some cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you should see how I eat that.
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  Speaker 1: Honey bunny and bologne and cheese together. Is a sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: I guess it is a sandwich honeybun. Have y'all heard
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  Speaker 1: about this new fat panel from Let me ask yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard about this new restaurant that I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: to want to go to because they've done a spinoff
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  Speaker 1: of chicken waffle Chicken and waffles, and they do uh
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  Speaker 1: and they do all they do doughnuts and chicken, glazed
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  Speaker 1: doughnuts and chicken. Have y'all heard about sound No, it's
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  Speaker 1: a place that does huge glazed doughnuts and fried chicken.
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  Speaker 1: That's something. Just thinking. My cholestral is going up as
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  Speaker 1: we speak. Oh my blood pressure is rising already in
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  Speaker 1: the room. Are you healthy enough to I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Fat Pam for sal that he could die
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  Speaker 1: on the next mission? What is your next mission? Danger?
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  Speaker 1: Or he is every mission could beat his mission done.
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  Speaker 1: That's just what I had done. Run hopefully hain't none
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  Speaker 1: of these food and justices upstairs? If if it is
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  Speaker 1: on the fifth floor, I'll deal with with it. Come downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm stubbing it before he does. All right, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: I'll be around. What's a little much much much love there? No? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I didn't want to be up. I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming fat because really, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: there there's a peanut butter shortage in Georgia. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that. All right, No, I'm just I'm sorry. Playing again.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the Nephew and run that breakback.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here
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  Speaker 1: with today's national news is But right now it is
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  Speaker 1: time for the Nephew and run that prank back. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to run that frank back. What you got now,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna order pizza from the Penitential. Okay, that's all
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  Speaker 1: something real, simper pizza from the Penitential. Alright, play too
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  Speaker 1: much Fristmas need pizza. Too, you know, pizza? May I
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  Speaker 1: All right? Okay? So about this? So can I take
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  Speaker 1: your order pizza? You want tim pizzas? And what's on
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  Speaker 1: the quest? Was that going to be six? You talk
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  Speaker 1: up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas? Six
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  Speaker 1: cheese pizzas? On being crushed? What's on the quest? Was
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  Speaker 1: that again being being six? S's being quest? Pizzas? And
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  Speaker 1: do you want any other top and town matter? No?
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  Speaker 1: Need to to meet lovers? Was that again? Do you
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  Speaker 1: stick up a little bit? I was really having a
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  Speaker 1: hard time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to
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  Speaker 1: meet lovers? Is that? Yes? To meet lover, meet lovers? Pizza? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And what on the quest would you like on that? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: That's thick thick cross You said you want to thank
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  Speaker 1: quest on that? So I'm having a really hard time
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  Speaker 1: hearing you. Can you speak up for need a need
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  Speaker 1: to meet lovers with thick crust crust? Okay? Okay, all right?
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  Speaker 1: And then the last is two venggies on being crossed.
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  Speaker 1: Veggie jeeves, veggie too, veggie too veggie on the foot
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  Speaker 1: to U gated gated community? Can you work for a
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  Speaker 1: second for me? Okay, sorry about that, sir, okay. Can
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  Speaker 1: you get your phone numbers? Three four two? There's six
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  Speaker 1: eight numbers? Okay? I heard three four two days six
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  Speaker 1: eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of those numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get an area code or my number three
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  Speaker 1: four two days six eight nine? Okay? Um, I need
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  Speaker 1: to get the whole seven digits and the area code
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  Speaker 1: so then we can put you in the computer to
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  Speaker 1: try to find your location. I told you my number,
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  Speaker 1: my numbers three fold two d six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: let me give my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers talking. I'll take care
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  Speaker 1: of you, sir. How are you doing? Hey? How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing great? All right? I order tem pizza,
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  Speaker 1: six cheese pieces to meet lovers and two bed. She's
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if do y'all have a problem
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  Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community? Oh not at all. We
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  Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community all the time. Let me
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  Speaker 1: just get a number for you and an address, right
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  Speaker 1: my number three four two days, six eight nine, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: that's only six digits. We need seven digits, actually, Erico
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  Speaker 1: plus your seven diuties. Okay, I don't. I don't. If
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  Speaker 1: you just leave it with the guard, he'll make sure
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  Speaker 1: I get it. No, So I don't think you understand.
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  Speaker 1: I need to have a phone number where I can
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  Speaker 1: call you. We can go in and out of the gate.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a problem. When I get that you can't
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  Speaker 1: go in and out that case, listen, you can't go
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  Speaker 1: in and I I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can
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  Speaker 1: you speak up something? Okay, I'm trying to get ten
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  Speaker 1: pizza delivered, and you just drop it off with the guard.
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  Speaker 1: So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
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  Speaker 1: the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterated. He's gonna, he's gonna,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna pay you. I'm cool with the guard. He's
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: gonna pay you. Okay, where are you? Where you located?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Let's do this. Where are you located? I'm in and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: goa and where is that? Where is that? Gold and Gold?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know where I'm in in golda and gold, Louisiana,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the penitentiary, so we can't deniver pizza to and penitentiary. Look,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I ordered ten pizzas for one six six cheese pizzas
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  Speaker 1: to meet loads and two. Look, I keep you on
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  Speaker 1: this phone too much longer. Listen, sir, I know what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know where we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get these ten. Look, I'm late. I'm nothing to
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth with you either. We are
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay, why because
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you are in the penitentiary, Sir. No one delivers pizza
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: to people in the penitentiary. People in the penitenttial can
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the pizza, No, sir, they cannot. But we do not
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you know how long it would take to get pizza
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: to Angola? Let me tell, okay, who the manager there?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I am the manager speaking with the manager. What's your name.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: the manager. Okay, let me say this to you, since
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you to manage there. If I don't get no pizzas
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  Speaker 1: here tonight, I'm when I get out three years, I'm
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: coming down there, and I'm gonna you up. You think
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet up in three years.
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  Speaker 1: I won't be here, but matter fact, I just might
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  Speaker 1: stay here for three years. So when you come back,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't brainy, please
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  Speaker 1: to this penitential and get it to the guard before
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  Speaker 1: he get off work, then we're it's gonna be proud
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: here now in order. These ten pitchers and everybody on
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the cell block is waiting on them. So I don't
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I don't care about you and your folks on your
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: cell blocks. You are in the penitentiary and I don't
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: This is a business, okay, and I have a job
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: to do. I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary, So
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: y'all discriminatboy, where y'all brain pizzas? That more? We don't distroyminator,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: but we ain't located in that goal unless you go
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  Speaker 1: give me some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming.
• 27:46
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  Speaker 1: I don't give it about three two, six eight nine
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  Speaker 1: you come up here in three years and guess where,
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  Speaker 1: don't drop the soap. Who who you're talking to? That's
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: what I said. You think you talking to? Get off
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  Speaker 1: my phone. I got one more thing to tell you
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  Speaker 1: before I get on three years the land words. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say that you're listening. Yeah, I'm listening to say
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  Speaker 1: what you gotta say. Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like a falling, a failure admitting I
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  Speaker 1: I had about a hundred three meetings. And at least
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  Speaker 1: you and I haven't met face to face, but we
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• 30:20
  Speaker 1: What hey Listen, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne will be here with today's national news and
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Mr Trump jokes that Milannia will be next to leave
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  Speaker 1: the White House. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Last week was chaotic at the White House. There was
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: so much going on. But the President attempted, you know,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: made a little attempt at humor when he wanted to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: laugh it off last Saturday night during the Gridiron Inner.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Some thought he might not participate at the Gridiron Dinner
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: in light of the resignation of Communications director Hope Hicks
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: last week and the admission that she told White lies
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: to cover for Trump. Uh. Yet Mr Trump not only attended,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: he made light of his troubles, joking it's been a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: really calm week at the White House. He also referenced
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the high tone of turnover rates, saying, now the question
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: everyone keeps asking is who is going to be the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: next to leave? Steve Miller or Milania? What crickets. Trump
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: also joked about his embattled adviser and son in law,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Jared Kushner, whose top secret security clearance we remember this
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: was downgraded last week. Um. He blamed Kushener for the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: dinner running a bit behind schedules, saying it was late
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: because Jared couldn't get through security. Wow, look in the room,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: because thing you can laugh at yourself This is pretty serious.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: He's worse than mere actually pretty good children. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was a good joke, good joke writer, surely reading him
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: a little bit, losing a little bit, a little bit.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: She reads very well, but she's too proper. He was
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: working the room man. Yeah, I think there's no joke
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: about his wife leaving. She might be leaving. I never
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: thought she was there. You live there, Yeah, and you are.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a guy so disrespectful of the first
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: lady in the White House, any of the presidents. You know,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: he'll get out the car and just get on the plane,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: just leave her and never opened the door for it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Never he does, he doesn't, he do any of it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: But when he's never done it. Remember when he tried
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: to grab her hand and stuff, and she swatted him away,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: snatched back. So don't do this for the cameras. You
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: don't do it any other time. Yeah, So that's what
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: it is, Okay. I mean she's saying maybe, but the
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: whale bump, when it's totally different Obama and Michelle. I
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: mean that was just he had been doing that for years. Everything.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: He's just that guy. He's a gym. She required and
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: they not only loved each other, but they actually liked
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: each other. I don't think they like yet. It was
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Milania and I don't think. I don't think he likes anybody.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: But the guy who's keeping that hair piece like him?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Make him? Man. Yeah, So we'll see how this week goes.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: In the White House, man, people are leaving like crazy. Man.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Do anybody work there? Anybody? I don't know. I'm telling y'all,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Sarah Huckabee. You saying she's on her way out right,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying she's on the way. But she can't
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: do it. You see cracks. You can't keep lying like that.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: You're right, Yeah, she drawing her I make up all
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the different everything. I love that she doesn't let the
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: hell with it moment and I let the hell with it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Looking at him, this is turning. It has to mess
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: with your spirit, all right, Steve, she's here, please, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: and she's here, Miss and Trip. Thanks guys, the morning, everybody.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: This is answered with the news. Well. President Trump says
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: he does not expect to start a trade war by
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: imposing tarrison imported steel and aluminum. And that's despite the
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: fact that many of his fellow rep because they're urging
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: him to change his mind, but the President says it's
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: a way of simply balancing the scales. People have to understand,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: our country has been ripped off by virtually every country
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: in the world, whether it's friend or enemy for everyone
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: is really referring to Canada. However, critics say they fear
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that the new tariffs could end up causing higher prices
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: for people in this country and also a backlash against
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: US exports abroad. Trump says he expects to sign the
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: tariff words sometime this week. We don't know when, today, tomorrow, whenever.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, the President also wanted the Docker program
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: to end yesterday, but of course it didn't. That's caused
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: the Congress is still the stalemate over doctor legislation, and
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: with the federal courts temporarily blocking the president's decision. While
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: current Dreamers can reapply for the program, no new people
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: can sign on for now. The farthest state sentence passed
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: a package of gun regulation measures that They include a
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  Speaker 1: four hundred million dollar a package to be used for
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: things like school metal detectors and bulletproof the glass, even
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: for extra security personnel and mental health counselors to hopefully
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  Speaker 1: identify students with problems and help them before they become
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: a danger to themselves or others. Package would also raise
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  Speaker 1: the age limit for gun purchases and banned those bump
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: stock things which can turn a semi automatic rifle into
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: a fully automatic one. The bill now goes to the
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  Speaker 1: Florida House for a possible vote by the end of
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: this week's stay tuned by the way. The Florida Senate
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: has also passed a measure to give the student survivors
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: of the Parkland High School shootings a break on their
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: end of year exams. A's right. It's an amendment to
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: an unrelated education bill that exempts youngsters who survived the
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: horrific event from the otherwise mandatory English math and science tests.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Now students can still take the test if they really
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: want to. This all has to get the okay though,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: by the Florida House and by the government, but it's
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: expected to. The social news site read it says it's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: removed a few hundred accounts link to Russian propaganda. Read
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: it CEO says the sites trying to identify and remove
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  Speaker 1: all accounts that are connected to Russia, which have also
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: produced a lot of fake news. The Chair of the
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: powerful Senate appropriations commit Republican sad conquered of Mississippi, says
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  Speaker 1: he's retiring April first. Cochlan was first elected to the
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  Speaker 1: Senate in nineteen seventy eight. He's received recently been declining
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  Speaker 1: November elections. And finally, today is be proud of your
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back from more entertainment. Today's trending top plainness
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  Speaker 1: at the hour of Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Show. All right, Steve, Now, I
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: know you've been watching the two thousand eighteen NFL combine.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I know you have. Well, have you seen this young man.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: He's from Central Florida, former linebacker. His name is Shachim Griffin,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: twenty two years old, Steve, truly truly amazing. Yeah, I
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: mean the amazing thing is that he had his left
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: hand amputated when he was just four years old because
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: of a condition he was born with. Okay, he was.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: He has blown away NFL scouts and he's proved the
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  Speaker 1: naysayers wrong. They call him Shack. He ran the forty
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: yard dash in four point three eight seconds. Did I
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: get that right, Steven? Did I get us? You know
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I wanted to say four point you know I wanted
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: four all day? Then the majority of running bags, right,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: he's a line banger. Yeah, yeah, four than most of
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the running bags. That's fast. Yeah. Now. His twin brother
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  Speaker 1: is a cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks. Uh. The NFL
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  Speaker 1: Draft is April twenty six through in Dallas, Arlington area,
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  Speaker 1: A T and T Stadium, home of who the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. And this young man is just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do right. This young man is just amazing and
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  Speaker 1: he's really inspirational. He can betch bench press as well.
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  Speaker 1: He used a prosthetic arm to do that. So when
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  Speaker 1: you see this guy playing, I saw him playing the
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  Speaker 1: playoff in that championship. That's there's still actually no, no, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something really good. Listen. No, it just
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  Speaker 1: really makes you feel that you shouldn't be sitting up
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  Speaker 1: going well, I don't have those and I can't do this.
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  Speaker 1: Woe is me. Here's a kid with one hand doing
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  Speaker 1: doing it. Yeah, thank you. I had my no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: if you do good. No, you guys have been friends.
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  Speaker 1: I know he knows whim, but I wasn't. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: going there. But you're right there and thankful you got. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know it limits your excuses. Yeah, you're right. Stopped
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  Speaker 1: making excuses. This k it ain't he's not making Oh yeah, yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: what in fantasy football? Tommy? No, he should know he Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said you were going to pick him up.
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  Speaker 1: You said someone, Yeah, he meant some. You are you?
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  Speaker 1: It sounded like you said you the road. J No,
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  Speaker 1: I just thought you man on your fantasy. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna move on. Coming up at thirty four after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. The guys are here, they are right here.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: It's time for comedy Roulette. Your mind right, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette. All right? Can I say this first?
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  Speaker 1: give us five subjects, put them on a wheel, fund
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  Speaker 1: the wheel. Stay it with me, Shirley fun fund the wheel,
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  Speaker 1: the wheel, fund the wheel. We're not gonna spend it.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna spund the wheel. We stop, We'll do the
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. What you got al right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, you know you can go to jail for that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one, right. Number two, Number two, you need
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  Speaker 1: to cut that off, to cut that, okay. Number three,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what she looks like without a weird
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Number four really j Number four, get
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  Speaker 1: your butt out of my roofer. And number five, you
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  Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke. When we
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  Speaker 1: to number five? You know you went too far. That's
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  Speaker 1: a good one around, all right. Guys know you went
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  Speaker 1: to know you went too far with the joke when
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  Speaker 1: that that that that that you know you went too
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  Speaker 1: far with the joke. When you see the fruit talking
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  Speaker 1: to you and said, my brother, can I speak to
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  Speaker 1: you about that joke? Hey, my brother, you need to
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  Speaker 1: really stop. It's surrounded about boats surround joke? What you got?
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  Speaker 1: You know he went too far with the joke. When
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: it's very simple when Schirlet's callers say, because when they
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  Speaker 1: we don't went too far, they won't never let him
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  Speaker 1: go far. You can't go too far with y'all. Stop
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  Speaker 1: that every day nothing when y'all you know you didn't
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  Speaker 1: went too far with the joke. When your wife pack
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  Speaker 1: a bag and said I'd be at my mama. All right,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Come on, you know you don't went too far with
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: the joke. When all your friends say damn, yeahdamn. Do
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you know you know I went too far with the joke.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: When someone says he's not looking at you because he's blind.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: How about that, that's why I'm not looking at dog.
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  Speaker 1: I'm over here. I'll tell you know when you went
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  Speaker 1: too far with the joke. If you're telling joke the
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  Speaker 1: only one leg I tell you that your board that
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  Speaker 1: wrote it. Yeah, come on, now, you know you didn't
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: win too far with the joke. When the person sitting
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: in the audience say, I'm on my way up down up,
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  Speaker 1: you know to far? You know you don't went too
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: far with the joke. When she says, no, I'm not
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: expecting a baby. Whoa, whoa, I got one? All right?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: You know you went too far with your joke when
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  Speaker 1: you tell a helping this thing on, and yes it's on.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: We can hear you. It's just not funny. Wow, come
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  Speaker 1: on see if you want to close it out. You
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  Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke when nobody
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  Speaker 1: laughs and your response in the mic was it was
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: funny when I wrote, all right, you tell me. Thanks guys.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: As always, every Tommy has a prank phone call coming
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  Speaker 1: up right after this, I'll be on side. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject. They don't make them like they used to,
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  Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you've gotten? Yes, this goes out to all the
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  Speaker 1: chill leadle Mama Bot bottom a competition this weekend bottom
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  Speaker 1: of Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, can you hear me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Angela Angela hang on just a second,
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  Speaker 1: let me count it down. Okay, Hi, how are you
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach I'm trying to reach Angela's. This is Angela.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Yeah, this hi Angela. This is Chip Chip. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the new camp director for the cheerleading camp for the summer.
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  Speaker 1: Hi Chip, What can I do for you? I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to give you a courtesy call. Your daughter. You
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  Speaker 1: got her signed up for four weeks with the camp,
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  Speaker 1: right ye Joey. This is your guys third year being
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  Speaker 1: a part of the camp. Yep. And she's really excited.
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  Speaker 1: She loved coming to the camp and we think it's
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  Speaker 1: a great thing for her to be involved in. What's up? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you got your finished the whole cheer leading season? Two?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right to competition season? Yes? There's coming off
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  Speaker 1: of that, right right? Okay, Well, we're getting ready for
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  Speaker 1: the summer and where everybody's excited about coming out and
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  Speaker 1: being a part of what's going on. So here's what
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a little bit. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the new camp director. I was just starting at
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  Speaker 1: this job. I got a few notes that that we're
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  Speaker 1: given to me about about, so I wanted to give
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  Speaker 1: you a call and see if I could talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about it. A few notes giving to you about Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just a couple of notes. I don't think it's anything
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  Speaker 1: that we can't make sure it's okay. What kind of note? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention that some of the
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  Speaker 1: parents whose daughters are out there as well. There's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be there this summer. A little concerned about her being
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  Speaker 1: on top of the pyramid, that she's uh is be
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  Speaker 1: a little bit heavy? Should she uh wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ho ho ho?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: You calling me about some some other bears and saying
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  Speaker 1: about how big Marchell is on how much much out ways?
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  Speaker 1: Is that work? Well? I wanted to let you know
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  Speaker 1: was we're gonna put as a base. Oh no, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna put no bay, I don't already pay my money?
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  Speaker 1: And what you say your name is Chip? And um,
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  Speaker 1: how long have you been the director? Because I was
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  Speaker 1: just up there two weeks ago and they told me
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  Speaker 1: that she was gonna be the same position that she
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  Speaker 1: was last year because that is what worked, that's the
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  Speaker 1: formation that works. So I don't even know what you
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  Speaker 1: supposedly that some of the girls are complaining that she's
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  Speaker 1: too heavy to hold up. So that's what it seems
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  Speaker 1: to be the problem in there. They're not getting a
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  Speaker 1: strong enough pier man. And wait a minute, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I know well she ain't the be just one I
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  Speaker 1: felt have you been myself? My child is not the
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  Speaker 1: biggest sholot there when because I would to you, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying these chilling and if somebody's so most I felt. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hang on a second, Angela, I want you to calm
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  Speaker 1: down a bit. Now. Anybody's gonna calm down because I
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  Speaker 1: don't already pay my money and this that's I'll be
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  Speaker 1: talking about what parents, what Harrison said? Something is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Carrie Man, I'm not. I'm not gonna state
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  Speaker 1: who it is, but let's just say it was several
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  Speaker 1: Harris has got something to say about my child and
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  Speaker 1: her position on the chim leadings choad. Because if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't saying to funk up no name, then I don'na
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  Speaker 1: linerstand what you're calling me about. I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 1: When she get our tell I didn't pay my money,
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  Speaker 1: she better not be on no face. She better be
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  Speaker 1: in the hour. I guarantee you that. Right now, I've
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  Speaker 1: been hanging with and he nobody said nothing to me
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  Speaker 1: about in my way and all that. Okay, Angela, can
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  Speaker 1: you hear me? I just wanted you to hear me. Clearly.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once I see them,
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  Speaker 1: I will critique what I think you don't even need
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  Speaker 1: to be calling me because you ain't even seen nothing.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: So you're calling me with something. He says, she's from
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: some other parents that's been skinny and gritted in my face,
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  Speaker 1: and they now wanted to send nothing to me. They
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  Speaker 1: have been in my house. We didn't have parties, always
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: have this competition every week end of the other day,
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  Speaker 1: and they couldn't say nothing to me about my baby.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, why don't you call your girls
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  Speaker 1: on the three way? Missed the chill up? If you
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  Speaker 1: can't call him on the three now I got them.
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  Speaker 1: I called him on the three way differ. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Look man, all I wanted to do is make you
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  Speaker 1: aware of the possibility that she may be Thank you
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  Speaker 1: you have made me aware. And I guarantee you that
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  Speaker 1: if I bring my big yellow something and come to
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  Speaker 1: the practice, I guarantee you she won't be a face.
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  Speaker 1: How much you want to bet on that, Mr Chip, Look,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna quit holler. I mean, I told you I
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  Speaker 1: would try to take a look at these girls. But
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I tell you what your thought is gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: face or she's gonna be a back support, whichever I decide.
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  Speaker 1: She's to do who and the do you think you're
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  Speaker 1: only let Mr Chill, No, that's not how it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: go down. As a matter of fact, as my fact,
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  Speaker 1: Mr Chip, are you at the registration? Say but two
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  Speaker 1: days I'm here now while people are registering turning around,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm on my way up there.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Why don't you and the Paris has been complaining, Why
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  Speaker 1: don't all y'all come to the table, and we don't
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  Speaker 1: have come to Jesus meeting about whether it's gonna be
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: but it's coming up season because I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: tolerate this. I've been told you, I haven't paid my
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  Speaker 1: money and this high is going down. What what is
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  Speaker 1: it to you, whether game wait or not? What does
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  Speaker 1: they have to do with her chip meeting? Do you
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  Speaker 1: agree that probably bigger than most of the girls on
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  Speaker 1: the team. Not bigger than most of the girls on
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  Speaker 1: the team. Uh? Mom, daughter, it's busy and she wasn't
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  Speaker 1: no base lasd ship. They hiked up up some you
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  Speaker 1: donna get up to. We're all just gonna be big
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  Speaker 1: and plumped up in the air. I didn't turn the
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  Speaker 1: round and I'm here to tell you the tray table.
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  Speaker 1: Just be with it before you get here. There's something
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  Speaker 1: else I need to tell you. Ain't gonna tell me something.
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  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is men have you and the
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  Speaker 1: stairs around that table when I get there, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: on my way up there right now, then y'all can
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  Speaker 1: say all y'all gotta say. In my case, well, before
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  Speaker 1: you get it, I just want to let you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: what this is nephew time? Who this is on this phone?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: What did you just say? This is a nephew time
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  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. God Lord, Rochelle, that's
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  Speaker 1: another parent named Rochelle. She told for y'all. Good friends
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  Speaker 1: out there. She got so she want to break outright,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna see the season start. Saught the uniform. She't
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  Speaker 1: be able to perform, be looking for hers? How about
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  Speaker 1: I want to break out? Oh? Man, hey, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask baby, what is the baddest I mean, the baddest
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  Speaker 1: radio show in the lag none other than the show
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  Speaker 1: Got Down? Why my baby? Yeah, it happens. My baby
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  Speaker 1: is the backspot? Why my baby? Yeah? Oh you cheerleader.
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  Speaker 1: Mama's out there. That's the Salisbury, Maryland. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you want to get out a little bit this Friday
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  Speaker 1: and get your laugh on. The nephew is coming to town.
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  Speaker 1: What comical? It's the what comical? I hope I'm saying that.
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  Speaker 1: I swell. I don't know if I'm saying comical. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm saying it right. But the nephew is there,
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  Speaker 1: and the daddy chill. You want them to know that
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  Speaker 1: your dad's Their job is to clap and write the check. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we do write the check. And what is the cheer
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  Speaker 1: mom's job to be at all the competitions, to magas
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  Speaker 1: and to cheer them on. We gotta be right. And
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something when they say cheering, when
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  Speaker 1: my when my wife's telling me, listen, she cheers at
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  Speaker 1: three twelve. You can't slide in there three thirty. You're
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna miss the whole that because it's there's three minutes.
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  Speaker 1: There's three minutes long. My little girl said, yeah, are
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  Speaker 1: their parents who take it too far? What? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know many parents that do that. Because Shirley said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking it too far, and I don't agree she's taking
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  Speaker 1: in too far. She does go a little overboard. You've
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  Speaker 1: seen the movies call us one in the stands screaming,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Caller gonna leave here Friday. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: go to a cheer competition. Listen to caller's voice so much.
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  Speaker 1: Listen who every kid should have a mom like that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my mama wasn't like that. Now I turned out. I
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  Speaker 1: have a T shirt that says real mom of cheer.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: the strawberry letters. Subject. They don't make them like they
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  Speaker 1: used to. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. But before we
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: get to it, let me just let you know that
• 54:56
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  Speaker 1: maybe today this could be you. All right, Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: all right, nephew, let's go. It's time. Buckle up and
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  Speaker 1: hold on time. The straw every now. Subject, they don't
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  Speaker 1: make them like they used to. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
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  Speaker 1: want your honest opinions. I'm young, and I have a
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  Speaker 1: great job, my own place, and I'm happily single for now.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my issue. I don't think a strong, independent woman
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  Speaker 1: should stand by a broke man or wait for him
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  Speaker 1: to reach his full potential. People always say I should
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  Speaker 1: not overlook a man that falls short financially, but I
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  Speaker 1: prefer to remain strong because I am not afraid of
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  Speaker 1: being alone. So many women go through the emotional struggles
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  Speaker 1: of being with a man just to say they have
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  Speaker 1: a man. So is it selfish for me to live
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  Speaker 1: my own life and continue to pray for the man
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  Speaker 1: that God will send to me. I understand that men
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  Speaker 1: are natural hunters, so once they see what they want,
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  Speaker 1: they will keep pressing for it. How do I know
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  Speaker 1: that a man's intentions are genuine and he's not looking
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  Speaker 1: for the come up? What if he's a really great
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  Speaker 1: guy but he's living check to check. I have been
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  Speaker 1: in these types of relationships before, and they each ended
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  Speaker 1: up as a waste of time and energy. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: me wrong, I've been broke before, so I'm not doubting
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  Speaker 1: anyone now that I'm doing much better and I'm able
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  Speaker 1: to take care of myself. If it's bad that I
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  Speaker 1: don't settle for half a man just to say I
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  Speaker 1: have a man, seems like more men are looking for
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: someone to take care of them. Now. I'm not bashing
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  Speaker 1: all men, but what's really going on nowadays? Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're perfectly, of course, within your rights to
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  Speaker 1: feel how you feel. You said you're not bashing all men.
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  Speaker 1: You're just, you know, talking about the kind of men
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  Speaker 1: that you don't want, which is a good thing. I
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  Speaker 1: think you know what you do want. Uh. You you
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  Speaker 1: say you've been broke before. You're not doubting anyone. You
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  Speaker 1: want to be with someone you don't want to settle.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's perfectly fine. You shouldn't settle. You shouldn't settle.
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  Speaker 1: If you're truly praying for the man that God wants
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  Speaker 1: to send to you, then that's what you should be
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  Speaker 1: open to. Uh. You'll know when it's the man that
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: God sends, God sent for you, because he'll be a
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  Speaker 1: godly man. Uh. Yeah, men are natural hunters. Steve used
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  Speaker 1: to talk about that on the show all the time. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: But I think what you need to stay close to
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  Speaker 1: is what you're praying for, is you're praying for God
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  Speaker 1: to send you the man that you want. But just
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: make sure you're everything, you know, make sure your whole
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  Speaker 1: and uh, you know, you're a good person and you're
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: a good woman. You have something to offer the world
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and a man. Okay, don't just look for a man
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  Speaker 1: to come and and make you whole. Already be whole. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: It's okay for you to be on and independent and
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  Speaker 1: all of that stuff. Just you know, if you're really
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  Speaker 1: praying for God to send you a man, just wait
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  Speaker 1: for that, all right, Steve, Well, this is a weird
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: letter because she's saying a couple of things. Uh. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, I wish I knew how old she was,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: because this has a lot to do with it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you don't think that a strong, independent
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  Speaker 1: woman should stand by a broke man or wait for
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  Speaker 1: him to reach his full potential, then you feel that way.
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  Speaker 1: But let me say tell you something you're saying a
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  Speaker 1: broke man. You said you've been in relationships with people
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  Speaker 1: who live check to check. Let me say something to you.
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  Speaker 1: The majority of people are living check to check. That's
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  Speaker 1: a financial fact. Check to check don't mean you're broke.
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  Speaker 1: It means you're in a situation where in three checks
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  Speaker 1: you could be completely out. Well, most people live that
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  Speaker 1: way until they put it together. If you're looking for
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: a man that's already made, what you haven't said directly
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  Speaker 1: in this letter, but what appears to me that you've
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: said in this letter that you want somebody that's already made,
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  Speaker 1: then get in line, because that line is gonna be long.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're young, there are men who are in
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  Speaker 1: the building process. It takes men are some time to
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  Speaker 1: pull themselves together. It just does a man that's in
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  Speaker 1: their twenties. It's gonna be hard to find a guy
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: that has it together in his twenties. It's going to
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: be hard because that's the learning phase of life. So, ma'am,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you've said quite a lot in this letter. Now, is
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  Speaker 1: it true to some men are looking to be taken
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  Speaker 1: care of? Yep, yep, that's true. They're easy to spot
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: because they're looking to be taken care of. They don't
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: want to pay for the dinners. They don't want to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: pay to take you out. They ain't looking to sponsor,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: no trips, they ain't looking at Okay, what you know,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about now? For guys living? Check
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: the check and trips ain't really available right now, maybe
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: once a year, but he's doing everything else he can
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: that men do. Then you might have a good prospect
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: that you're passing on because he's not made yet men
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: who have means. Just because a man got money don't
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: make him a good man. Uh true? Oh did I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: just say that just because a man got money don't
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: make him a good man. So now you can pass
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: up on these other men who may have better qualities
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: and less funds, and go of the funds and get
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: the less quality man. Also, you said you're asking God
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: to send you a man if that's the case, wants
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: the letter for See this is how I read let
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: us as Sherley's right about several things. She said it
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: in her comment to you about it. Now, look, you
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you can be by yourself? What who really want to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: be by the self? Though? I mean, let's just have
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: an honest converse. Put your hand down. Other than his
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: bitter as evil, distraught old ass, don't ran over used
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: and abused guy like that? Other than that who don't
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: want to be alone? Everybody wants somebody. Then you say,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: how do I know that the man's intentions are genuine
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: and he's not looking for the come up. Like I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: told you, it's easy. He's gonna want a lot of stuff.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: What if he's a really great guy but he's living
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: check to check. If I were you, I was signed
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: up for that because that really great guy hard to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: come by. He ain't gonna always be living check to check. Now,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: great guys turned it around Eventually, great guys become great men,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: become great father has become great husbands. Money don't determine
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: am I preaching today? Yes? You are, amen? Amen, Amen,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: And you can preach the more. Part two of your
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: sermon coming up. Uh at three after the hour you're
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: get to part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: They don't make them like they used to. You know,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I was talking about this young lady who sayings too
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: many contradictory things in her letter about coming up. She's
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: talking about, uh, you know, majority of people living check
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  Speaker 1: the check some men are looking to be taking care
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: of Uh. I told her that the man that has
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: money don't make him a good man. Uh, you're gonna
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: have to would should out take a man who's living
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: check the check, but it has great qualities. Yeah, because
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: he's on the come up. It takes a long time
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: for a man to get it together. And on the break,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I was reading another line. She said that was quite contradictory.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: She said, don't get me wrong, I've been broke before,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: so I'm not downing anyone. Okay, you got that line, Shirley.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I've been broke before, so I'm
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: not downing anyone. Then she said, now that I'm doing
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: much better and I'm able to take care of myself,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: here's the contradiction. Is it bad if I don't settle
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• 1:03:56
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• 1:04:09
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• 1:04:23
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• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: far less than I have right now. But I have
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: the utmost respect for them love and admiration. I am
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: constantly in a quest to become my father all day.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be slick Harvey, that's all. I'm
• 1:04:43
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• 1:04:47
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• 1:04:54
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• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:03
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• 1:05:08
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• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: you this really great man who's living check to check.
• 1:05:34
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• 1:05:40
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• 1:05:50
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• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: three years, man, I'm pretty sure, man. I met a
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: couple of girls while I lived in the car. They
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  Speaker 1: ain't see the potential. I ain't blame him, and she
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have been in there with you for sure. Oh no, man,
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  Speaker 1: These men gonna eventually get it together. Good men become
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• 1:06:24
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• 1:06:26
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• 1:06:30
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• 1:06:34
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• 1:06:49
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• 1:06:55
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• 1:07:03
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• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: preach now, Yes, sir, go right ahead. Five percent of
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: people make nine of the money in the world. Five
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: percent make of the world. So now you want what
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: you cannot be looking for one of them five percenters.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: You know what kind of options they got? Yes, they
• 1:07:38
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• 1:07:43
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• 1:07:55
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• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: That line is long, and they take advantage of the
• 1:08:04
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• 1:08:10
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• 1:09:35
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• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Wait till you hear about this, and then Steve is
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: gonna tell us about a word he made up on
• 1:09:43
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• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: is fast. What are you doing now he's back? Oh no,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: we're gonna take a stabbing. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Yeah,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: you're ready for o All right. Fox is set to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: air an old interview of O. J. Simpson that they
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: they had on the shelf for years. Okay. In it,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: o J tells host Judith Reagan that he hypothetically had
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: an accomplice in the murders of Nicole Brown, Simpson and
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Ronald Goldman. Uh. Fox shell the interview for more than
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: eleven years after public outcry over the revelation that the interviewer,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Judith Reagan, reportedly paid Simpson three and a half million
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: dollars for the interview, Fox is now airing the interview
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: coming up March eleventh at eight pm as a two
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: hour special. Here's the title o. J. Simpson The Lost
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Confession hosted by Sola Dad O'Brien our old friend girlfriend.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I've seen some of this and you know what, they've
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: cut nothing out either, man, they got everything in. This
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: is this the one based off the book if I
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: had done it? I got it? Yeah, this is the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: this is the interview one time. It was done eleven
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: years ago. It's especially a slice of history. But remember
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Steve when he did the when he when he did
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: the book or something was called if if I had
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: done it? So this is from said from the beginning,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: uh that I thought he was guilty. Now a lot
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: of people disagree with that, but I just thought he
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: was guilty. Now he got free. I was mad at
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: him for still trying to show up and be regular. Hey, man,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: go sit your didn't he mess around until he finally
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: got to their put in jail, back in jail. That's
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: just I'm not a fan of stupidity, right right right?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: You got away with murder? Yeah? Double? How do you
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: do that? And you know he's not the sharpest knife
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: in the drug That's what it is. Just so Steve,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: you think he was being stupid by still going out
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: to the golf course, playing golf and this interview, it's
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: just not a bright person. No one does this. A
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: person who's rashly thinking, does it? You don't care anything
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: about your children? This woman had children children, Your children
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: there your key and your dumbass is so arrogant that
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: you out here making these types of interviews, these type
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: of statements within the window. Are you kidding me? Yeah?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: And and and that people were upset about it back
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: during that time, Steve, That's exactly what they were saying.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: So they shelved it. And now finally, I guess they're
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: thinking the climate has changed different. Now, why would Fox
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: take a stab at it? Didn'tn't try to air this?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Cut it out? Jay? Did you know what she's doing? Uh? Yeah,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: I agree, though, Yeah, just let it go. Let it go. Seriously,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: why now down and shut up? You'll be fine. But
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: that's Fox, though, don't we expect that? Yeah, I have
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: to watch will you watch it? I'm gonna watch it
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: because he's gonna make a lot of good points. So, well,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: you know what they say, Steve, he's talking about himself
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: in the third person. Then he kind of slips up.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Junior got it, Junior got off? Why didn't they cut
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: to the chase and do it. Well, they say he
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: talks about himself in the third person. Then he goes
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: and and kind of slips up, and then he says
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: he talks about himself in the first person. Well, well
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: they're they're saying, that's what they're saying. This is kind
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: of like a confession. Another word is just kind of dull. Yeah. Uh.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: During the taping, o J describes going to scare the
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: blank as sugar honey iced tea out of Nicole the
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: night she was killed, saying that he showed up in
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: the bronco with a friend, brought a knife, and wore
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: a hat and gloves for dramatic effect. So you could
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: take a listen, get everything you think you know about
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: that night. Because I know the facts better than anyone.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: This is one story the whole world got wrong. You
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: know it sounds. Yeah. I think the numbers are not
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: going to be as great as Fox wants them to be.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, people are like kind of fit up with
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: o J. I think so too. Yeah, I don't think
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: it's gonna do with well, especially millennials and stuff. They
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: don't know the story. They don't they don't you know,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: they weren't around when the Bronco Chase and all of that.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: It was the story of the century. Yeah, best acting
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: job I've seen. He was not gonna make it fit.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: It wont fit. And everyone everyone had a theory. Everyone
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: had something to say about this trial. What your theory?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: He did it? You know, I completely agree with you
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: from day one. I mean people would argue you down
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: though about this. In l A. It was crazy because
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: it was racially divided, and I mean it was really crazy.
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  Speaker 1: If he didn't do it, would you let him spend
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: a night at jail house? Oh, he's spend a night
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: on let them know. No, I ain't locking. No, I'm
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: gonna be up with his the whole damn time. Yeah,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: you think we can find that bit what you did
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: on I did several bits old j You talking about
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: the Special Special? Yeah, hey man, that was my first HBO,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: specially first one. Yeah, that was my very first one
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: in Dallas. Yeah, somebody said they found a Hysman trophy
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: in the bushes. It was so much eledent And we
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: play a little bit of that. Yeah yeah, yeah, man,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: all right, when we come back, we're gonna hear some
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: of Steve's uh his own take on the whole o
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: J situation. When we come back years ago. You're listening
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, so Steve, before we
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: went to break, we were talking about the whole o
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: J special that's coming on on Fox this week. And then, um,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I think Junior mentioned that you did a whole o
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: J run back in the day. This was my very
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: first HBO special. This was called That's Deep. Okay, I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: remember That's Deep. It was actually named by Jonathan Slocal
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: because every time we were together. I used to say, Man,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: that's deep. He said, Man, you always say that's deep.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: You are to name your special That's Deep. So and
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I shot the special in Dallas, Texas. This is my
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: first HBO special back in nineties something. Man, this is
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: my bit on o JSON. We might as well get
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: it out the way. It's in the news every day.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: O J. Simpson. Now, you can have your opinion or
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: whether you think he did it or not. Most people
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: have formed ward already. You may not agree with what
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say, but damn it, I think he
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: did it. I think oh J killed everybody in the
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: driveway trying to kill that dog too. Dog had blood
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: on his He was just too quick for Old Jay's eyes.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Shot to a couple of things make me think he
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: did it. First of all, like my daddy always saying,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: stick to what you do. You're a football player, hell
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: or play football. If you don't know how to commit murder,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: damn it, don't do it. Stay here at the house.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Puts out that trying killing people for if you ain't
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: good at it, Puss's own ignorance, and god ever just
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: popping up everywhere. Somebody say they found a Highman trophy
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: in the bushes. Because see, I am not up to
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: thinking that. The media got us going at this ain't
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: bout race. And I don't care what color he is.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: If he killed somebody, he got to go. I don't
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: give a damn if you do play football, and I
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: ain't backing nobody just calls you black. If you didn't
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: kill somebody, blue, black, green, yellow, yours got to go.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now. And and and the
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: media then got all the Black America in the uproar
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: body being a race issue. This is ain't race, you
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: understand me. Oh, j ain't been black since he won
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: that has Me trophy. So Nah, I ain't pick it
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: then for no damn body, I ain't kidding O. That
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: can no sign kiss my So I tell let right now,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Oh I might go down there and pick it, but
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna like us on my sign because I'm
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: gonna have Oh Jay on both sides. So I'm gonna
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: tell you what else is wrong with it? Oh Ja's
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: reactions ain't right for me? You know, if you ain't
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: did it, act like you ain't did it. You know,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Oh Jay need to raise some hell or something. Sitting
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: over there, drawing, laughing, ha ha ha, Are you listening
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: to the trial? The hell are you laughing at? Old j?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: You're something for double murder? Because I'm gonna tell you something.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I haven't been in the court a whole lot of
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: times for a lot less than murder and then raised
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: more hell than Oh J. Because I'm gonna tell you
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: right now, if I'm in on trial for double murder
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: and I ain't did it, the gag rule is in
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: effect on me. Every day, I'm gonna be in there
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: with handcuffs on and tarlet tissie in my mouth. That's
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: how you act if you ain't done nothing, Oh Jay,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: sitting up that way? Too cool? Oh j need to trip. Oh,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: they need to show me something. Stand up trying the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: table over, that's bullshit. You kiss you kiss me? Oh,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: y'all kiss my? Come on, ain't seeing Let's get on
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: the bout of hill Middling. In my very first HBO special,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I can't remember the year that came out, but it
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: was before Kings of Comedy. Oh wow, I'm surprised you
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: can't remember the year because you never it was like
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: nineties six, because HBO special is like ninety eight. I
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: think that's the yellow suit. This was in the Barbara
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Baits suit. Barbara baths. Yeah, had a double pattern suit,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: big past, big cote. Why children, why? And it was
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: it was just it was a time, man, when I
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: was free to do whatever I wanted to do. People
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: have talked to me about coming back and doing one more,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: going to Netflix and Amazon or Showtime or HB or
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: something and do one more. But I don't know, man,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I could be that free. I don't. Oh,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I know, I can't. Oh no, the brand, no, no,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: your whole brand now, an entire brand, reggish deep, I'll
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: do it. You ain't got a brandt no brand, just
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: the way you like it. Man, let me tell you something.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I could write some stuff so funny. But I've been suggested,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: they said, Steve, why don't you just do it in
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: a different way, Why don't you just do the Steve today?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Well right, it runned by us and we'll let you know.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: You know what Junior said about us earlier. Carlam My
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: special A going to be fun. Good night. Let you
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: you and Carla do not take any risk. We're not
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: doing that. We're not doing that. We're not doing that
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: show doing that. That's love right here, Steve, that's just
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: are you crazy? You lost your You're doing that on here?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just Steve now, but you need somebody like that.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta go. Uh we've been We'll be
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: back with more of this craziness. Great job to Steve.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. March primaries are this month, guys,
• 1:24:04
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• 1:24:08
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• 1:24:12
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• 1:24:15
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• 1:24:20
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• 1:24:34
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• 1:24:39
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• 1:24:43
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• 1:24:50
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• 1:24:53
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• 1:24:56
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• 1:24:59
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• 1:25:04
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• 1:25:07
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• 1:25:13
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna ever have tacos, that would be a
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  Speaker 1: the time you get there your tacles. But what we
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  Speaker 1: do every Tuesdays from Neil, my manager, they have to
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  Speaker 1: get out to vote because Tuesdays somewhere there's a voting.
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  Speaker 1: The voting is going. That's pretty much. So we have
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  Speaker 1: this form where people sit out and talk about you know,
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  Speaker 1: issues and you know in the primary votes that are
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  Speaker 1: coming up, like a little small town home and we
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  Speaker 1: do that. That's great, ye say, it's slowly understand the
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  Speaker 1: five eighty one West Manchester Avenue, Los Angeles, California, right
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  Speaker 1: above the subway. You know, we don't really do this
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  Speaker 1: no more. But ah at six, which is today. Ms
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  Speaker 1: Patty Turner, Detroit, Detroit. I gotta I gotta show her love.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know Miss Patty, but yeah, for years back
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  Speaker 1: in the day when I was with Michael Matthews, she
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  Speaker 1: used to be the war drop Mr. Shirt that she
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  Speaker 1: would be like, she's just christ executive producer executive. Miss
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  Speaker 1: Patty turned a Happy birthday, baby, you're seven years old, young,
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  Speaker 1: You're looking good. Can I do a birthday shout out too? Then?
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  Speaker 1: Since we come on, come on, this is birthday, they
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  Speaker 1: shout out. Coroner right here. It sounds like a goodhead.
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  Speaker 1: Carla in l a my aunt Laura Day. It's her birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Laura. Oh you called? You know. She don't
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  Speaker 1: want me saying all that. Let's just say this. This
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  Speaker 1: is my auntie. She is miss a k This is okay, okay, okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, my granddaughter, the Taj had
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  Speaker 1: a birthday and I didn't get it. So I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: it in the happy birthday, all right, and coming up
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  Speaker 1: my aunt, my aunt let me my mother's sister, her
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  Speaker 1: birthday is coming up March tenth. I would like to
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  Speaker 1: send some love and the birthday shout out to her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: coming up. Well, yesterday you don't know im, but dad
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  Speaker 1: at the barbershop. My partner Chris, second chair on the right,
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  Speaker 1: he was his birthday. And wait a minute, how could
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  Speaker 1: I forget my brother Fish chris birthday? His birthday was
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  Speaker 1: March second. That's well, apparently that's my name. Lated he
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  Speaker 1: missed it. No, we talked. I called him, of course
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  Speaker 1: I called him. Yeah, so we got miss Patty turned up.
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  Speaker 1: We got Fish, Yeah, we got miss We got the week,
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  Speaker 1: We got Chriss and the barbershop. Thank you on the right,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you on the right. And then and then who
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  Speaker 1: James Todd my grand daughter Todd Todd. Yeah, this ain't
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  Speaker 1: the favorite grand baby, No, not the favorite one, but
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  Speaker 1: she knows to go. Happy birthday everybody. We love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Last week was chaotic at the White House. It was
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  Speaker 1: so much going on. But the President attempted, you know,
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  Speaker 1: made a little attempt at humor when he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: laugh it off last Saturday night during the Gridiron Dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Some thought he might not participate at the Gridiron Dinner
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  Speaker 1: in light of the resignation of Communications director Hope Picks
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  Speaker 1: last week and the admission that she told White lies
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  Speaker 1: to cover for Trump. Uh. Yet Mr Trump not only attended,
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  Speaker 1: he made light of his troubles, joking it's been a
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  Speaker 1: really calm week at the White House. He also referenced
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  Speaker 1: the high tone of turnover rates, saying, now the question
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  Speaker 1: everyone keeps asking is who is going to be the
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  Speaker 1: next to leave? Steve Miller or Milania crickets. Trump also
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  Speaker 1: joked about his embattled adviser and son in law, Jared Kushner,
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  Speaker 1: whose top secret security clearance we remember this was downgraded
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  Speaker 1: last week. Um. He blamed Kushener for the dinner running
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  Speaker 1: a bit behind schedules, saying it was late because Jared
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  Speaker 1: couldn't get through security. Wow, look in the room, because
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  Speaker 1: you think you could laugh at yourself This is pretty serious,
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  Speaker 1: worse than are actually pretty good children. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: a good joke, had a good joke. Writer Shirley reading
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, losing a little bit a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: She reads very well, but she's too proper. He was
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  Speaker 1: working the room man. Yeah, I think there's no joke
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  Speaker 1: about his wife leaving. She might be leaving. I never
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  Speaker 1: thought she was there with you live there now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you are. I've never seen a guy so disrespectful
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  Speaker 1: of the first lady in the White House, any of
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  Speaker 1: the presidents. You know, he'll get out the car and
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  Speaker 1: just get on the plane, just leave her and never
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  Speaker 1: opened the door for never. He doesn't, he doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: any of it. But when he's never done it. Remember
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  Speaker 1: when he tried to grab her hand and stuff, and
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  Speaker 1: she swatted him away or snatched back. Oh, don't do
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  Speaker 1: this for the cameras. You don't do it any time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So that's what it is, Okay, I mean maybe, but
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  Speaker 1: the whale bump, when it's totally different Obama and Michelle,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that was just he had been doing that
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  Speaker 1: for years everything. He's just that guy. He's a gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: She required and they not only loved each other, but
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  Speaker 1: they actually liked each other to I don't think they
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  Speaker 1: like yet. It was Milania and I don't think he
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  Speaker 1: likes anybody. But the guy who's keeping that hare piece
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  Speaker 1: like him. You got make him, make him. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: we'll see how this week goes. In the White House, man,
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  Speaker 1: people are leaving like crazy. Man. Do anybody work there? Anybody?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm telling y'all, Sarah Huckabee, you're saying
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  Speaker 1: she's on her way out right, I think saying she's
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  Speaker 1: on the way, but she can't do it. You see cracks.
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  Speaker 1: You can't keep lying like that. You're right, Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: drawing her I make up all the different I'll take
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  Speaker 1: a while to get into all. Coming up the last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day, the last break of the day
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  Speaker 1: with Steve's closing remarks. You're listening to, Hey, y'all, I
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  Speaker 1: got so much from this closing remark that I did
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  Speaker 1: yesterday that I don't play it back. Some people said
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  Speaker 1: I missed it. I heard about prayer. Could you please
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  Speaker 1: play it back? So I'm gonna play my clothes remark
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  Speaker 1: back today. Okay, okay, alright, good. My closes remarks today
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  Speaker 1: as rather personal to me. Uh, as I'm sure it
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  Speaker 1: is with a lot of you when you hear the subject,
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  Speaker 1: But I want to try to encourage people to make
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  Speaker 1: this readily available to themselves. I can't even begin to
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  Speaker 1: tell you how effective this weapon has been for me
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  Speaker 1: throughout my life, how many times I have used this
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  Speaker 1: to help me, to comfort me, to soothe me, to
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  Speaker 1: guide me, to just make me feel like somebody's listening.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the effectiveness of prayer. I want to
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  Speaker 1: remind everybody on a personal level of what prayer has
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  Speaker 1: meant to me. Now, I'm sure there are millions of
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  Speaker 1: people listening to me know exactly what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes you gotta say it out loud as reminded
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  Speaker 1: to yourself and just an offer to other people who
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  Speaker 1: might be struggling out there. Because everybody struggles with something,
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  Speaker 1: But every time I've truly struggled with something, prayer has
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  Speaker 1: been my most most effective tool. It really is, man.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about prayer, The cool thing about prayers. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to ask for nobody's permission, you don't need
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  Speaker 1: an appointment, you don't have to clear it with anybody,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sure that you know people will share with
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  Speaker 1: you certain methods they use, but really, anyway you do
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  Speaker 1: it be just fine. You don't have to be on
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  Speaker 1: your knees, you know, if you want to, that's absolutely fine.
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  Speaker 1: But you could be on the public transportation, you could
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  Speaker 1: be driving, you could be sitting in your car, you
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  Speaker 1: could be in your cubicle, you could be at your desk,
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  Speaker 1: you could be at your workstation, you could be walking
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  Speaker 1: on the way to lunch. If you can do it anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: So please don't wait until you have an available space
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  Speaker 1: or time. Because the thing about praying, God man, He's
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  Speaker 1: always available. The cool thing about prayer also, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: require perfection. And what I mean by that is you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to have yourself together to do it. This
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  Speaker 1: is a big one that people need to understand. Pray
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  Speaker 1: does not required perfection. As a matter of fact, Prayer
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  Speaker 1: doesn't require that you come to pray after you get
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  Speaker 1: it right. A matter of fact, you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: get it right. You don't have to be perfect. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: is for broken people. Prayer is for people that are confused.
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  Speaker 1: Prayers for people who are unsure about the next move.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer is for people who are grieving. Prayer is for
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  Speaker 1: people who are hurting. Prayer is for people who feel alone.
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  Speaker 1: It's for people who got nowhere to go, who have
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  Speaker 1: no place to turn. Now, it would be good if
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  Speaker 1: you used it all the time, but let's be honest,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times we wait till something is wrong.
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  Speaker 1: It's best to do it all the time. But if
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  Speaker 1: you are finding yourself in one of these positions of
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  Speaker 1: being broken, confused, unsure, hurting, grieving alone, then it's available.
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  Speaker 1: Because the thing about God is he's merciful. He understands
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  Speaker 1: is already that you're not perfect. He understands already that
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  Speaker 1: you only come to him a lot of times when
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  Speaker 1: you really need him. But the incredible thing about him
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  Speaker 1: is he's always there. That's incredible. God is behind the
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  Speaker 1: prison walls, He's inside of hospitals. God is down at
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  Speaker 1: the funeral home. God shows up man when he needed most,
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  Speaker 1: when he's needed most. And it doesn't matter, because let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what prayer has done for me. It
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  Speaker 1: is giving me comfort. It has given me a sure
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  Speaker 1: fire way to get real answers. Prayer connects us to
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  Speaker 1: the greatest source of power available to man. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: talking to you real, y'all. I'm just giving it to
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  Speaker 1: you the way I see it, that are people who
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  Speaker 1: can explain prayer far better than me. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: there's some people in that pool pit can give you
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  Speaker 1: a cold, cold definition prayer. But what if you ain't,
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  Speaker 1: What if you ain't down that Sunday. I'm just telling
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  Speaker 1: you from a hood cat that prayer has worked for me,
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  Speaker 1: That it got through got me through some of my
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  Speaker 1: darkest moments when it seemed like everywhere I turned they
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  Speaker 1: was against me. Prayer got me through it. Oh. I've
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  Speaker 1: done some things publicly, man, Lord have mercy, man that
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  Speaker 1: I know would have crumbled me if it was not
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  Speaker 1: for prayer. I've heard people talking about me that don't
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  Speaker 1: even know me, ain't never met me, just saying negative
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  Speaker 1: about me. You know what got me through it? Prayer.
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  Speaker 1: You know when they all said I was just ignorant
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  Speaker 1: person on television. Prayer when I was being called out
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  Speaker 1: of my name what I felt was unjustifiably prayer, Prayer
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  Speaker 1: when they lie about me, dragged my character and name
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  Speaker 1: through the mud with lies. Prayer, Prayer when I was
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  Speaker 1: homeless and living in that car. Prayer, Prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 1: Just use it, man, Stop being proud and use it.
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  Speaker 1: Because prayer works. Pray. Don't ask nobody listen, don't forget
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  Speaker 1: to pray, don't be ashamed to pray, and don't ever
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  Speaker 1: be too proud to pray, because prayer, prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 1: You can believe that, y'all. Have a great weekend. It's
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  Speaker 1: already I'm working this weekend too. Have a great weekend. Pray.
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