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No Latency - Ep.29 Flirting with Nerds · No Latency

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Last time, a no latency. I went and thought some
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counseling. You need to go check this place
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out. It is your dream.
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I am so charm that you thought of me, well, Jeb did bring up
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the fact that we could hide the bar.
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Look, I was very drunk popping. Hilda can do all of that.
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Robert Bob and Hilda, can we fix it Barb and he'll do?
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Yes, we can. This guy will let You live for.
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You got else where y'all coming from.
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Fuck this T is a getting more and more frustrating.
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No, not know. He'll there is my hammer.
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What, here's your. Here's your cease document.
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Thank you. Then tell.
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Yes, I hate it here you too. Let's bring it down.
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So Why did we come to work? Well, I have the suspicion that
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we are supplying arisaka with the technology and fuel to bring
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this entire city to its knees. So I know that legally, we do
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not work with arisaka, oh, but I don't think that that's true.
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So while we're here, Here I need to get access to a node for the
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server to take it to Remy. Oh oh yeah.
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Well I mean can't we just chat up the people in 90?
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I don't know that I want to get them involved.
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We can get a note from them. I'm sure.
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But yeah, what would we say that we're doing with it?
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I don't know. Exactly.
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Oh goodness. Why is this getting so hard?
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I don't know. We could, could we call Remy.
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He might know some mumbo jumbo. All right, let me I pull out my
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tile and I dial Remy, good sound effects.
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You know, it's me. Why do you answer the phone like
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that? I don't know exactly who it was.
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I kind of keep everybody on a nickname basis, kind of deal.
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So you don't have you don't have my number saved in your tile.
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I have your number saved but not under Iona.
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Just in case they ever broke into my phone and it wouldn't
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know exactly that I knew you connectedly what it?
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What is it saved under Or both life.
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I wish the audience could see my face right now.
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Rummy. Here's the deal.
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So I am at Bayou Technica currently and I have an idea and
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I need your help figuring out how to convince it to let me
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bring a node for Server Connection outside of the
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building. Well, Make it a little bit
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personal. So okay, let me know if it's
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something. You can't answer one.
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Have you ever met it Department before?
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No, that's too. Are you a high enough level
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where you can actually take work home?
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Yes. Yeah.
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Three. Are you willing to flirt with
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said it guys in order to get what you want?
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Yes, okay. Then it's gonna be very simple.
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Go down to it, okay. Try lashes.
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Give me a little attention, not necessarily going to do
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anything. Just give them attention.
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Let them know that you kind of been there these guys to get
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isolated inside his computer labs.
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Nobody ever talks to them because they usually do all the
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computer stuff. They feel kind of lonely.
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So, give him some attention. I'm pretty sure honey.
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Yeah. What heck color do they like the
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notes then do what? I've never been to ITI.
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Am I using the wrong linger? I don't, I don't really do.
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Do quote-unquote, nerds prefer a certain hair color, you know
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what? All nerds have their own
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different tastes but I will say this non-traditional.
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Hair colors, tend to be more better.
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Kind of like think peacocks better plumage.
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You know? I'm greens.
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A good idea. Maybe rummy.
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I would like you to roll for it to pick a specific.
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It color. It nerds are specifically
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attracted to this color. Yes, you've got your ear.
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Do you have ears? Okay.
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A Glee itu. And that's easy from a from my
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hairdressing days. I have Tech hair that has fiber
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optics in it and can change at will.
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So I change it over to Green. Okay.
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Yeah, they love that shit. Yeah, never really felt really
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pay attention to that. Then all you got to do is just
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go in. Tell them about how you need to
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have a node connection to go to your place and have it have a
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little connector drive so you can plug it in.
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To your computer. So that way you can take it on
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the go boom. They call thing is that once we
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get that though, we're going to have to work out, putting some
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kind of dampener on the tracking system unless you can convince
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the guy to go ahead and take out the tracking on the IP address.
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Just in case you notice you had me stalkers looking after you
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watch it on there. All right.
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I think that sounds doable. Thank you, Remy.
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No problem window. You'll know you're a good net.
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That right? Thank you, kindly, by the way,
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Still Loving that, looking at new.
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Like he got. Tell me if you ever want to get
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an upgrade on. I should make that green as
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well. They should be an expert.
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Nice. The racing, stripe death.
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All right. Bye-bye?
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Okay, bye. It's not how you're supposed to
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end phone calls, like, taht know I, I've never, I've never
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disconnected my tie like that before.
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Is it a phone call? Or is it a tile dial?
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Just saying are you supposed to disconnect tile dials like that?
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I don't know. We are seemed right?
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I've it just like overtook me when Remy said goodbye.
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Yes, I'm not really sure why we waved.
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It wasn't a video call. I I suppose that was for each
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other. Yes.
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All right. I don't know where ideas, you
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hear a muffled noise through the office.
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Next door, which is office seven, you hear a little bit of
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mumbling and I need you to roll. Human perception.
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You're all day, 14. So through the wall, you hear a
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few things. Did you hear any of that?
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Arisaka blackwall, prison Pasco? So they know that I know
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something about arisaka and the black wall who whose office is
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next to mine Smith. I've got a very generic name but
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so what what is this Smith's Department make of it computer
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and our slides over to the to their computer, they have next
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to yours whenever they need it, they sit down and they do a
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little work. How are they in building 94?
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If they've only been working here for five months, I don't
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know. Who do they know or what do they
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know? Don't know.
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Well, if this is any consolation that confirms My fear someone
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has doing something. All right.
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Well, it looks like we need to go quickly.
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We need to move faster. Well, it's-- upstairs, enough is
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14. Okay, we had up to office 14 as
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you come out of your office Smith.
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Also comes out of his office. At the same time, he locks eyes
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with you afternoon. Good afternoon.
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Those shoes are very snazzy. Thank you.
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Have a good day. Yes.
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He watches you, as you walk to the elevator and he stares
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directly in your eyes as the elevator door.
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Shut, you got one floor, the elevator door opens.
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You see the sign it? Bathrooms spa and then offices.
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I change my hair to green your hair.
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Is now green. Exactly.
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Like exactly like Fountain. Do should it?
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Oh, that's oh, I do. I just did Green Fountain Green,
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right? And they're like, stripe changes
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even more neon the door to IIT is kind of not correct.
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It's kind of falling off the hinge a little bit and you can
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see, there's a crack in the door that there's just a war of
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computers and parts, and bits and Bobs and wires and stuff.
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And you can hear one, He's inside.
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I rap on the door with just my knuckle, just leave it at the
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door. No, I'm so sorry.
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I'm gonna like, I have to, like, lift the door knob up to like,
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pick two. So make the door.
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Be able to move on its hinge and I open it, it says it scrapes
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across the ground. Ha, no, I I'm so sorry.
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I had some questions. I don't have any technology with
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me. It's a lady, you're a lead.
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D. I mean are you can I call you a
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lady? You seem like nice lady.
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Oh well gender doesn't really exist.
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So valid you're very pretty, I'm saying things in my mind out
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loud. Hello, I'm Ted nice to meet you.
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Hi. Ted and I give a call a smile.
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Ted. I I came in today because I have
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some questions and I was wondering if you might be able
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to help me questions to you, Hmm.
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Sorry you were saying was so I don't know if you know who I am.
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Hi, I'm Iona. I'm sorry. / Pesco to be more
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formal, but you can just call me Iona.
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Oh, first name basis, how to lovely.
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Thank you, yes. Hello, Iona, yes, hello, Ted.
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Yes, I go to say that. Thank you.
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You're welcome, Ted. I am looking to bring a note
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home so that I can so I can work privately on the go.
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Would you be able to help set that up for me?
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Ouo, a wireless node. Yes, I mean, of course.
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I mean I'm the I'm half of the IT department so that's me.
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I will. I mean, I can find something and
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he starts to grab and throw pieces of material out.
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Right. Um, you wanted portable.
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Yes, please. And I, I have another thing.
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It's kind of embarrassing, but is it possible to disable the
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tracker? I've, I've had some issues with
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the person sharing the office next door.
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He gives me weird stairs and it makes me really uncomfortable
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who has, who has the office next door.
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The Smith Oh no boy. Yeah, and your boy, mr.
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Mr. Smith not very nice is mr. Clint exactly.
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He's he sometimes he knocks on my office and then runs away.
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And today I was getting in the elevator and he just stared
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directly at me and it's just very uncomfortable and I don't I
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just really need someone to be on my side here.
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He as you say stares at, you can try is very carefully to not.
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Stare at you for the next 10 seconds.
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Oh yes. I mean steering is very rude.
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And besides I'm looking for the note that you need, I can get
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you one. Do you, do you need help with
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mr. Smith I could I could help maybe
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distract him and you. Mmm.
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I could I could be like you I mean I wouldn't nobody would
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call it that but I could be some kind of hero and then aspects,
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maybe, you know, get back at him for being a prick.
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How do you do that? Well I mean you know all the
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doors are controlled by computers so if you wanted to I
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don't know you know put a whoopee cushion on his chair.
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That would that would really give it.
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Give it to him one, you know. Could you do something more
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severe? Like to whoopee cushions now to
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maybe just crashes connection. How many concussions connection
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give you copies of his emails? You can find out what he's
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saying to his mom that would be really wonderful and so funny to
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be so good. Yes I would actually really
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appreciate that. I've heard him say my name in
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his office and so I assume that he's he's talking about me to
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other people and probably his mom, too.
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So actually, it may also be very helpful.
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This goes okay. Can I have Advantage?
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Yes, you can. Okay, you got Advantage for
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Vendo having the green stripe. You also get Advantage for the
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green hair that you have. And if you want to roll a
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subsequent Square skill and you succeed at it, and that
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certainly, say 17 or more. You can have another plus 1.
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I don't think I need it. I only rolled once but I will
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roll again, for Advantage, just in case.
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Hold on, let me roll and War. No, I created as the kids call.
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Call it. Yes, you rolled a crate, your
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old 25 on this persuasion and that's pretty good.
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Well done, by the way around Applause, he his eyes are just
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Starstruck. Yeah, I mean I'll help you be
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great. Um, you really would be my hero
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not a problem. Um, do you need when do you need
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the node by? Can you get it to me today?
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Yes, yes. I can and he reaches down, he
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picks up hook. It known he goes.
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You don't want Trucking, there's a little box on it.
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Beefing like grabs it. Snaps off and goes.
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We go that should work for a little bit for a little bit.
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What do you mean by at least a year?
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Oh, wonderful. And then I pull out my card and
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I am I right my personal tile connection on the back instead
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of the because on the front is the work tile.
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So I write my personal tile connection on the back.
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If you could send me those emails on this, Connection from
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your personal. That way we have a could we have
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our production connection and that way it's not has nothing to
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do with work if that's if that's okay.
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And you know, if your if your tile or your little risky there
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ever has a problem. You let me know.
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Hi Mike. So nervous.
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Absolutely. I can't like when you're leading
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the it. I'm talking out loud again,
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aren't I? Hmm, I'll get that done.
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I'm enjoy. Run dude.
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Thank you needs one of those bigger power plugs but I'm sure
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you can find one. I'm yeah.
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I of course I back out of the room and kind of like
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purposefully back into like the doorframe like I'm also nervous.
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Oh sorry. It was fun.
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Derful meeting. You Ted here to hopefully hear
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my owner. I mean Iona.
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Hmm. Bye.
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By the pie and then they'll just sort of this atom and I'll stop
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by and then it was nice to meet you too.
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You didn't have a problem, walking out the door.
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Goodbye. And we're just going to leave it
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open also. And as you're walking towards
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elevator and out times to, I did, you walk into the doorway?
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Oh, is it to make it seem? Like I was nervous to be around
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him over said, subtle, flirting technique.
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Oh, I've got a lot to learn from you.
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Iona, it's takes practice. Is our then Del, don't go
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towards the elevator, okay? Can we take a back way out of
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the building and just directly leave?
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Yeah, we can I don't To run into Smith again.
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Oh, sure, absolutely. And you go to the very, very end
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of the hallway and there's a fire shoot that takes you down
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to the lobby bendel's already. Put in a code for a car.
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It arrives at the back. That's good and speed off.
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Sano retro. And Jeb are you at the bar?
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I believe, leave so sure. Yes.
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I'm to putting on the final touches on some knows he played
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after trying to fix it. Hmm and Jeb's actually just
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outside the bar and he's trying to teach Sloan some new tricks.
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Some strategy, it's known to be a little more aggressive.
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Maybe she can and you know, do some aerial maneuvers was just
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kind of like a fetch type of thing, but she got pretty good
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at it pretty quick and so I'm thinking killed.
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I might come in handy in a sticky situation, you know,
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throwing something into the sky, haven't heard, catch it, or
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maybe even her dropping something somewhere that I can't
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throw to roll animal handling. All right, let's get this role
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go. No surprise here.
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I'm pretty good. It.
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That's not something nice. You want to describe a cool way,
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it goes into a trash can and I'm just throwing it up too slow and
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he's like, you know, my all right, start over there.
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It's gonna just get it going and then when I see you dive bomb,
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I'm gonna throw this right up to Stone you, just catch that ride
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with the town's there. Good girl, that was incredible.
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God damn it, a little bit faster.
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Oh, I really, what's going on? Hey, I'm trying to fix.
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It's a nosebleed and I had a bunch of spare parts here.
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I do next 27p, raspberry and just disappeared on me.
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And then she drops it into my hand.
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All right. Oh not.
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So you see that? I'm just teaching Sloan to be a
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little bit more Hands-On, or should I say Talons on it?
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You know, and I throw that exact piece of you're talking about
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straight up into the sky as she swoops down and grabs it.
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I need that part, man. Give it back.
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Oh, was it odd? I just thought it was that was
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scrapped or something, I don't know.
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It seemed like you would do a bunch of wires and whatnot.
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Yeah. But I need that actuator in
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order to fix the rest of this blade.
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Oh geez Sloan. Come on, bring that back, honey.
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Yeah, drop it right here into daddy.
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Oh geez. I dropped it.
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Cyanosis, drinking in the bar, just pick it up.
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It's all scratched and that smells like a dead rat.
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Hey, well, that's her favorite snack.
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What does Iona when you need them?
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Can you some of that? Hand wash World.
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Ah, she didn't shooting mean that ran me out you know.
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She sorry. She lands on my shoulder.
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Look at her and you can probably open up his leave in a huff and
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then walk over and start fixing up the rest.
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Oh no, he didn't mean it, he still acts, you know, I'm
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telling you you'll warm up to you.
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He he's just well, you know, I'm afraid that he doesn't like
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animals. I know.
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I know, I know. So it will back him with a
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scratched up part. Yeah.
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What do you need me to do rolled basic Tech?
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Okay. Oh, you're all the crap so it
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doesn't you're all 26. Yeah, so all right.
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So no, fix your blade. Now, fortunately, I had to use
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some parts and get a little creative with it, so got you?
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He played. Now thing is that burns little
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bit hotter than usual so you can be dealing a little bit more
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damage with it. However in order to be able to
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do in these parts, it's little more analog than it used to be.
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And so you can see this little exhaust thing on the side of the
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kind of looks like a little bee hive kind of B2 right there.
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You press that button right there.
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And once you press that button, you will see just Flames shoot
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out, kind of like the flamethrower was like a nice.
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And so when you do it you can see a nice big flame, tail
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founder. Like kind of do that like once
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or twice to exhaust some of that heat so that way it doesn't get
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way too overheated on it. You know, you turn my heat blade
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into a flaming sword. Yes.
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It's a bit much tonight. I don't mean to overstep my
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bounds but um, That's that's really cool.
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I suppose I would rather practical than cool but thank
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you very much. No problem.
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I'm in a good mood. I feel better - feeling a lot
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better. I'm all good.
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Everything's great were great. Wonderful.
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I'm gonna go have a drink. What would you like?
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I try. I would like a sparkling water.
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You got it. Ping spores, a sparkling water.
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You want some line? Oh yes, please.
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I Square little. I'm at this point.
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You're now sitting around a table.
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Because that's all that's left of the bar around the table a
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few bottles and one soda gun left that's installed into the
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ground with a pipe connection Bob's been working pretty hard
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in. There's no upstairs anymore and
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you will look up and it's just a bear Warehouse ceiling.
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Now this is pretty fast. Yeah I was worth saving them.
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The Jeb find you a job. I know I just saw him outside
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with the rat. Let me go ask him.
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Okay? You have any more socket left?
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Yeah. Do you want the age stuff for
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the one that synthetic they judged mobile?
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Please, I'll sign out. I know we'll find it right here.
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Tri, don't worry. No, some districts does it say
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to Remy will now go outside and your hey, we want to know.
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Did you find Joy yet? And I think that Sloane is like
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flying down and drop in another, just like a piece of trash.
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Something that he's been throwing up.
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Now, as you bring up Joy, he like fumbles and like, drops
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whatever. He's supposed to catch, then Jeb
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guy turns to ago. Guess what?
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No, I thought maybe we could. Well, it's all right.
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Things are complicated. All right, I know.
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No. All right.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait, things are complicated?
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Yeah, in the ways of the complicated, how are the
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complicated? Is that a ruin business,
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transaction? That's number one, a ruined
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romantic relationship. That's number two, or you done.
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Fuck them over and they're ready to kill you.
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Number three, it's I wouldn't say ruined roll.
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And to relationship. I just think you know for
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whatever reason she wasn't ready to settle down with a nice guy
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who would provide for her and care for her and love her
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unconditionally, you know, and just oh boy.
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Yep, there they come. No, I'm fine, buddy.
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Sloan sweet down and lands on your shoulder room, wipes.
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Some of your tears for its wing. No.
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See that's That's why you're the only girl, for me.
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Scritch scritch, scritch, scritch scritch.
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Well, look at she's probably out there in the Badlands.
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Probably still hanging out with the Westwind pack, but You know,
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I I'm gonna be honest, I kind of just said it is as an idea, was
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really thinking that of what it would take for me to go back out
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there and deal with my past. Well, I mean look you got me and
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so and paying a pin wants to well get into Vanna White, we
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can make a traveling down up there and give them a nice
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talking to About a business relationship and then hopefully,
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they'll be able to come back. So we can take care of this.
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I mean, to be honest, is Joy working technically, Forest
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gonna be a problem? No, no, of course not.
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You know, I just think I just think that if I were to go out
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there, I'm gonna need to have another girl around my arm to
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just kind of show her that I've moved on you know and oh my God
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I got it, I got it. Well I - she can, she can be all
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my arm just just as a, you know, as a, just a way to show that
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I'm not interested in enjoying no more and that I've moved on
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and that I'm a stable. And, and successful, man,
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Stranger Comes Out Works outside and wings against the wall.
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Whose little successful man about me again.
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Stranger, what are we not talking about you and your
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success. You're so humble, Jeb just don't
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just kind of glares. All right?
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He's been caught emotionally open and he doesn't like it.
25:44
He's closed off now. All right.
25:46
Well I did you guys want a cigarette?
25:49
Oh yeah. I was just thinking how can I
25:50
get one? You'd smoke?
25:53
Yeah. Huh.
25:56
Jeb. Do you not think that's weird?
25:58
Heavy smoker? No response.
26:00
Who would alright, he's a bad heart broken over a girl right
26:04
now. Yeah, I ain't said nothing about
26:06
that. Do you?
26:08
You stranger your heart breaks my monocle.
26:10
Yeah, Jesus. Remy has his story to tell as
26:15
asking he passes from me a cigarette or business stranger.
26:19
I just let bygones be bygones between us.
26:22
All right. Well then why we're talking
26:24
about we're not talking you were talking about now came outside
26:28
and you don't want to trust me. Hey, you saved my life and I
26:32
don't trust you. He does have a point there.
26:35
I will you ever You ever had a girl that seemed check all the
26:40
right boxes. Mmm, yep.
26:44
Yeah, drove a stick. If you can build anything, you
26:49
read that. Same girl, tell you that.
26:51
She ain't ready to settle down and be in a monogamous
26:55
relationship. Yeah.
26:58
No, what do you mean? Nope.
27:00
Nah, she asked me if I wanted to settle down and have a real
27:02
family or Tykes and all that and I wasn't ready for it.
27:06
So I kind of Fuck. That was a little portable TVs.
27:10
Major little, the only bad. That one, a bad sprain.
27:14
Your car. And it was a good one.
27:16
That's a good one. Yeah, I'll take you.
27:18
Oh shit. Hey well let's just say that a
27:22
unrealised going out and trying to get joy back in the well, to
27:27
help cover this any plates over to.
27:29
No, wait and see this situation. Joy and ever thought, she would
27:36
whatever. Thought bringing this in was
27:37
gonna stir up some emotions from the past, but Well, it feels
27:44
like you're all will do that at some point for some kind of
27:47
narrative, pesos and reasoning. Hey you know, maybe so what are
27:52
we going to find Joy? Bangla saying you knew where
27:54
they work? I knew I knew where she was.
27:58
Maybe five years ago. Back when I was still running
28:03
with my packs Westwind pack. You gonna do some kind of like
28:07
I'm over. You kind of shindig.
28:09
Well, let's see that sound. Think I just don't want her to
28:12
think. Think that I haven't moved on,
28:13
you know, I don't want her to look at me and say, oh my God,
28:16
Jeff, you know that you you you still, you still single.
28:21
Well, I'll tell you what. Joy you said and that's right,
28:27
I'll call some people you find yourself someone, hold your arm
28:33
and see, that's what I'm saying. I turned around me.
28:35
See, he's got it look, I think it's a bad idea.
28:38
Honestly, I think you just go to show that you have become a
28:40
competent capable person, learning how to live by yourself
28:43
without needing somebody else in your life.
28:45
Take care of yourself and you're happy about it.
28:47
That works out pretty well. If you guys can't do need to
28:50
have a girl on your arm, then you do.
28:51
It doesn't jump. Living the the rain.
28:54
Hey there's nothing wrong with that.
28:56
It's a simple app. So it sounds like you need
28:58
someone on your arm because none of what retro said is true.
29:01
You out, I'll hold him back, I'll hold back.
29:06
Hey, was just yanking your chain there.
29:09
Jim? Well, what goddamn cigarette or
29:12
you want a cigarette, peace? Offering take it.
29:13
Grabs a cigarette and lights it and as he likes it, I owner
29:16
arrives. We'll just the person that I was
29:19
thinking of listen, I know the me and you I own a I don't know,
29:24
we haven't exactly a stranger because gotten all the rat foot
29:28
every time and sometimes you don't see eye to eye.
29:31
And, you know, I think it's simply because we're both very
29:35
abrasive personalities, you know?
29:37
And that's not the kind of abrasive.
29:40
I just heard the red me. Like, I don't know, had it?
29:43
I thought, I'm just kidding. I'm very abrasive.
29:47
I was just yanking your chain. Listen, let this link.
29:50
It'll be easy for me to say, but I'm not exactly.
29:56
I'm not really a romantic, but listen, please do not please, do
30:01
not confess your feelings for me right now.
30:03
That is not what we're doing. Listen Lee, anything like that.
30:07
I just need someone to pose as not romantic.
30:13
Complain. Why?
30:14
Oh, it's a its formation. I'm so sorry.
30:18
What mission is this? What do you need a romance
30:21
partner for? All right.
30:23
So you know how I had that. At a fantastic idea about
30:27
turning. No latency into a crystal and
30:33
herbal remedy herbal nationally Sterling.
30:35
Yeah. Thank you Remy.
30:36
So you got well my my plug for that is a lovely lady named joy
30:49
out in the Badlands who may or may not have broken my heart.
30:54
One spark to how it will end. The point is that I needed
31:02
somebody to pose as my new flame to show that I have moved on
31:14
from from her since then. And I am now a successful and
31:19
completely mentally stable Ah, mate.
31:25
Okay, so you're completely lying.
31:27
Well, I like a boy. They a single most.
31:30
Those things are true - the fact that I don't have a squeeze.
31:35
So when do we were discussing on the way over here?
31:39
Flirting techniques? Would you like to practice?
31:43
Yes, I think that you would be the perfect match here for this
31:48
quote-unquote. Emission then Del takes a little
31:51
bit there until I was it. I doing it right?
31:53
You're doing fantastic. They walk into the fence behind
31:56
them. Oh no, I wasn't paying
31:57
attention. Oh, well actually there then do
32:01
that. There was half my it.
32:04
We are, we meant to kill Joy, Like a Knife them.
32:07
Is that Bloody well, no, no, we ain't working with no, you
32:10
better not. You don't put lay a hand on.
32:13
Boy, you understand. Okay, but a nice no knives hands
32:18
bullets. Nothing of the sort.
32:20
They will no harm. This is joking though.
32:22
This is only to make Joy jealous.
32:25
Oh, now we R CR knew you would understand?
32:29
I knew I knew that if there is going to be somewhat of a saying
32:32
about us before. Oh, I see.
32:34
Okay jealousy, all right. Exist, hurt her with your master
32:41
flirting and And your your words and your body language, that's
32:46
Robin. Do you got all that being
32:47
brother and your metaphorically stabbed her with your flirty
32:51
knife, right through the heart? It's a piercing dagger love is,
32:56
okay. All right.
32:58
So just do we, do we have pet names?
33:00
Well, I used to call her call her now, I see, it's nothing.
33:06
I know. Okay.
33:08
Well, you can call me little Cutthroat.
33:11
Well, hold on. Something a little more less
33:17
valuable because I'm really good at cutting throats.
33:19
Without not good. Iona know I love it.
33:21
I think that describes you perfectly and Jab.
33:23
It could be because they're so vivacious and driven ambitious
33:30
your little Cutthroat, I don't know.
33:32
What do you what do you think you think that's gonna you think
33:34
that'll instill a sense of jealousy in?
33:39
Well I think what would work more is if and L Called you
33:44
what? Joy used to call you.
33:45
Yes. What was your n dog named pet
33:50
name at him? Thank you.
33:52
Well Jeff just blushes just turns bright red shoes, call me
34:00
her little cowpoke my little cowpoke hey that's it's not a
34:06
laughing matter. That was I'm being really
34:09
emotionally open here with y'all and I'd appreciate it.
34:13
A little bit of respect and I'm and I'm and I'm ready to be your
34:16
little Cutthroat. My little cowpoke Fields even
34:19
when you say Cutthroat and cowpoke is so adorable.
34:24
Yeah. G is going to have a sound of a
34:28
studio audience going on. Ah, all right.
34:33
Well um, hmm. Now that we have a plan to get
34:38
joy to help us. How are we going to Find them.
34:42
Although it's gonna be a bit harder of a situation, but, you
34:46
know, I'm sure I can. I'm sure I can hunt down my my
34:52
old Clan. Hold on.
34:54
You still got our tile number. Don't, you know, can I do a
34:59
persuasion or check on that role for it?
35:05
Well here, all the 2014. I think that you did.
35:08
Like, I think that like I go for my tile, you know what, it's
35:12
like in my back pocket and like, like a go, and I could take it
35:16
out, like, good luck, delete the number.
35:17
And then you like, swipe out of my hand, it's right there.
35:21
You got a number right here. Look, I was just the last.
35:25
The last few messages don't have anything to do with do.
35:29
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna look at your messages.
35:31
I'm not gonna look at your messages.
35:32
I just know because look if we're going to be vulnerable.
35:35
All right. I too have a lost paramour and
35:39
Felicia and I still have her number in my phone, too.
35:43
So I get it. Which is why I knew you still
35:46
had it. So you got to be the big
35:50
successful man. Step up and make that phone call
35:54
partner. Okay, give me the tile.
36:00
There you go. You don't need to whisper sweet
36:01
nothings in your ear while the coolest.
36:03
Absolutely. Oh nuts?
36:07
No, no. But now I can tell Arjun well,
36:11
okay, maybe don't use it until we're like in, you know, around
36:14
her ear shot because it feels weird when you say it, I'm on
36:17
Bo. Honest with you.
36:18
No worries. Little Cutthroats here.
36:21
Oh boy. Alright I'm just okay, dial.
36:27
Hi. Everything is Crystal hang up.
36:31
I can't do it. I can't do it almost.
36:33
All right. Okay, this time I'm just going
36:38
to leave a message. You know what?
36:39
That's actually easier. I don't have to talk to her.
36:42
I'm just going to say hey Joy this is Jeb.
36:47
You know just I got a been living my best life really been
36:52
thriving and here over and not City become.
36:56
I'm a bit of see fuck myself. Honestly, I know you said that
36:59
you never wanted to get into the city at all, but, you know, I
37:04
wouldn't, I did it myself and I'm sure you're doing great.
37:11
You haven't even sent him at every, just talking to yourself.
37:14
Well, this is a bit of a dry run.
37:17
Oh I see. Okay you're right before I just
37:19
got just kind of just got do it dial just talk from the heart.
37:25
It's going to be okay. I can't get to the phone right
37:31
now. Probably because my vehicle
37:33
stuck in a ditch and there's a steamer after me.
37:35
If you can help me, that would be great.
37:37
I'm kind of fucked if your digits team.
37:40
Don't worry about any of that. I'm fine.
37:41
You can't find me leave a message after the beep.
37:43
Don't forget herself, crystals. Jeb just has a wide eyes.
37:49
Did you get her Jeb's eyes? Just go wide, and he's silent
37:53
for a moment and goes, I'm coming.
37:54
Just bony, and hangs up turns the rest of the group and goes,
37:57
we gotta save Joy. Okay.
38:00
Save, Joy from what her loneliness.
38:02
Nah, she's being a desert scenes after we look.
38:06
If we can, if we can save her, if we can get her out of that
38:09
situation. Then that's it.
38:12
I think, I think the she'll help us out.
38:15
And maybe she'll even and and that's it.
38:18
That's the only reason. Do you still need Vandal to be a
38:21
romantic partner. How's it going cowpie?
38:23
Cowpoke nickel account kits. Cowpoke have poked.
38:27
Well, sorry, my know, I don't matter.
38:30
It's actually kind of changes things because do you think I
38:33
mean, I know, there's nothing more romantic than well than
38:36
saving someone's life. Right?
38:39
I guess so. Did I not do a good job?
38:41
No, FanDuel. You did great.
38:43
Look, I'm being honest with you. You did fantastic.
38:45
Ask the guy was I was I was buying it.
38:49
He has buying it. I could get a copter.
38:51
Yeah, totally Remy. Yeah.
38:54
Do you do you think, do you think Jeb also needs to go to
38:58
therapy for his savior complex? Absolutely.
39:03
We should, when we're done with this, we should probably
39:06
recommend him to 1. I got a great one.
39:09
His name's dr. Sod tooth.
39:11
Yeah, I made my leg a Sawtooth here.
39:15
He touched my shoulder for the fourth time.
39:19
Well real sweet gentleman. Helped me out quite a bit.
39:22
Bill lot better. I'm probably going back for my
39:24
own little more therapy, by the way.
39:26
Love what you did with the hair looks great, you do Van-Del,
39:29
love that racing stripe, does it, it's Fountain.
39:32
Do doesn't the fountain color? I'm going to say really speaks
39:36
to me something Parts. Um, how about I change it?
39:40
What are you trying to take? I change it back to like the
39:43
lavender that it was great. Yeah, I'm not so into it.
39:46
Anyone knows I'll kick the door and I'll go, so it's time to go
39:51
kill it again. You see, Sano dropping empty
39:55
sake, bottle on the ground. His face pure red as he is
40:01
completely drunk. He gets out his newly, made fire
40:07
sword and presses it and fumes come out with backside.
40:12
Let's fucking kill them all. Oh, he's ready, he's ready.
40:17
Come on, let's all get in your driving poke.
40:19
All right. Look, it's all right, here we
40:22
go. Come on everybody.
40:23
Who's getting shotgun? Oh yeah, it's you of course,
40:29
partner always get shocking. I wanted turret.
40:33
But okay. We're not going to need the
40:35
turret for now. But when we do, I'll switch with
40:38
you. Okay, great.
40:40
You got dibs. Debs.
40:58
Next up on Nolan's, I thought we should discuss this on our way
41:08
out. I have good news and bad news.
41:12
Send me his address and I will kill him.
41:15
Are you drunk? He finished a whole bottle of
41:18
sake, Jesus Christ, I can't see, I found where Joy is at Jeb is
41:23
all of a sudden very interested in what's going on.
41:27
Well, there are going to be people for you to maim and
41:31
dismembered, and, and kill, just point this point and I'll kill
41:37
them. Nick.
41:39
No, no, no. I got out with him.
41:42
I'm confused. What is the importance of this
41:45
to the mission? I'm on my own cut.
41:48
My little Cutthroat. Hey, how are you?
41:51
You know what? Actually I was just passing
41:54
through. Hey John, what happened?
42:27
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See why the fuck is my bed made? The microwave isn't working?
43:37
Can you talk to it? What will these to get up to
43:40
next? I don't know why you keep
43:41
sticking your It's not a bowling ball.
43:45
Oh God. It's not a bowling ball.
43:45
Oh God.