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Death Anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr. Bill Cosby is still making headlines. Does Steve make a comeback, Closing Remarks and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all baby
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  Speaker 1: touble y'all to be true. Good to Steve Hardy listening
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  Speaker 1: to me together for stoar hand quick, Moby, I don't join, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Hobby joining me. Honey, sat turn go you gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: won't the turn at the time? You love it? Got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water? Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your back? Uh huh I sure, well, good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, want and on it Steve Harvey Radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Man o man o man, I thank God for it.
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for all he's done for me, for
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  Speaker 1: all the little things that are often times failed to
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  Speaker 1: thank him for that I take for granted for oh man, breathing,
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  Speaker 1: you know, laughing, you know the fact that I can
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  Speaker 1: enjoy myself. Man, I thank God for all of that,
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  Speaker 1: all of those small things that I forget to think
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  Speaker 1: that are so huge. I thank God for that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't just the radio show, is that? But the
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  Speaker 1: radio show is to trigger for me it kind of
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  Speaker 1: uh kind of just kicks it all in for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was I was talking to the other day,
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  Speaker 1: to a buddy of mine. We had gotten to this
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  Speaker 1: conversation about God and and and in the conversation we
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  Speaker 1: had narrowed it down and we were talking about changing
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  Speaker 1: the way we are as people. You know that everybody
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  Speaker 1: has to change. You know, nothing stays the same. Everybody changes.
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  Speaker 1: And uh A lot of these changes can be for
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  Speaker 1: the good, and a lot of them are just they
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  Speaker 1: just come with time. You know. Sometimes it's aging that
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  Speaker 1: changes us. But no matter how old you get, you
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  Speaker 1: still have the ability to improve as a person. You
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  Speaker 1: may not have the foot speed you used to have.
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  Speaker 1: You may not be as agile as you used to be. Uh. You,
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  Speaker 1: your energy level may not be what it used to be.
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  Speaker 1: Your desire to do some of the things that you
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  Speaker 1: used to do maybe gone. The thing that doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to change and will not change is you. You have
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  Speaker 1: the ability to continue to grow as a person even
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  Speaker 1: when father time and nature has taken its course and
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  Speaker 1: you're done with the part of life where you're getting
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  Speaker 1: taller or you're starting to get stronger. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying you can't strength train and all of that
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  Speaker 1: because you can. But um, I'm just saying that the
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  Speaker 1: the anatomy of the human body changes to the point
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  Speaker 1: where some things don't, uh, you don't function the way
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  Speaker 1: they're used to, you know, you know, as strong as
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  Speaker 1: you used to be. We were talking about everybody can
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  Speaker 1: change and everybody has uh the right to reinvent themselves
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  Speaker 1: as they get older. And I equated it to jumping
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  Speaker 1: out of an airplane. You know, there are some people
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  Speaker 1: man who get to a certain point in the life
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  Speaker 1: and they and they jump from the airplane is now
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  Speaker 1: almost a stunt of some kind. It's almost like they
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  Speaker 1: life and got out of control. You ever seen somebody
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  Speaker 1: jump out of airplane and the parachute don't open, and
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  Speaker 1: they lifestart and it seems like they started spinning and
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  Speaker 1: tumbling and they can't get it together. And I've seen
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  Speaker 1: some mid air rescues before. But then there are times
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  Speaker 1: when you know when it hasn't worked. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: jump out that airplane and and and and at first
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  Speaker 1: it's fun. I've never skydive before, but I would imagine
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  Speaker 1: when you first jump out of an airplane that they
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  Speaker 1: people describe it as a a sense of being free.
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  Speaker 1: And it's exhilarating when you first jump out the plane.
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  Speaker 1: But if you pull that cord and nothing happens. I
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  Speaker 1: never happened to me, But I can only imagine the
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  Speaker 1: panic that's got to set in, because no matter how
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  Speaker 1: fun it was a moment ago, the the flying over
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  Speaker 1: to one another, the holding hands in the air, the breeze,
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  Speaker 1: the descent of the feeling of all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: if you reach for that cord and it's not not there,
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  Speaker 1: you're suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of people's lives. When you first start
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  Speaker 1: your life, you jump out the plane. You're free, you're young,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing where about. But then you get
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  Speaker 1: to a certain point in your life when you go, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull the cord now. And pulling the cord
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  Speaker 1: is an important thing because here's the the analogy my
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  Speaker 1: friend gave me. He said, man, use your mind like
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  Speaker 1: a parachute. It works better when it's open. Well, see
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  Speaker 1: what happens with a lot of people, is they in life.
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  Speaker 1: They jump out the plane, and and and and they
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  Speaker 1: and they having this free fall and it's fun for now,
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  Speaker 1: but they get to a certain point in their life
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  Speaker 1: where they got themselves in a situation, or they've had
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  Speaker 1: a little bit too much fun a little bit too long,
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  Speaker 1: or you know, they wasn't open to nothing and they
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  Speaker 1: just did what they wanted to do, or they started
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  Speaker 1: getting involved with drugs or drinking, or started running with
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  Speaker 1: the wrong people. So you jump out the plane. At first,
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  Speaker 1: your free falling is fun. But then after a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: something happens and they realize whoa, And they reached for
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  Speaker 1: the chord, and the chord don't work. Well. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: in the panic stricken situation. And my suggestion is what
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  Speaker 1: I've learned from the analogy that my friends shared with me,
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  Speaker 1: is that we all the sooner we can open our
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  Speaker 1: minds and to God, the sooner we could develop that
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  Speaker 1: relationship with him. It's like pulling the cord and opening
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  Speaker 1: a parachute. If you open up your mind to God,
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  Speaker 1: God is like a parachute. You know, God can slow
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  Speaker 1: your descent. God can turn this out of control free
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  Speaker 1: fall into a nice ride for you. See, that's what
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  Speaker 1: happened to me. I was spinning out of control. I
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  Speaker 1: had gotten myself into a point. Man, why I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: doing real good. Oh y'all would look at me and think,
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  Speaker 1: man Stevie Man, No, I wasn't doing real good. I
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  Speaker 1: had spun out of control. I was. I was in
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  Speaker 1: a free fall and I reached for the court, but
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  Speaker 1: I was so far away the cord didn't open. Then
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  Speaker 1: I went to him and I pulled the court. When
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  Speaker 1: I went to God, I pulled the cord and open,
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  Speaker 1: and he slowed my descent. And this is what I
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  Speaker 1: just believe. I don't believe now that I aged as
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  Speaker 1: fast as I was aging because I got that parachute open. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I take better care of myself eating, I
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  Speaker 1: work out more. Now you know, Uh, I'm not out
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  Speaker 1: of control. I have a direction now. Uh that whin
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  Speaker 1: then got up under that parachute a little bit, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And now I'm I'm I'm I'm going you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still getting older, you know so, But the descent is
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  Speaker 1: so slow now I'm able to enjoy the ride. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm guiding my parachute over. Sometimes we go over to it,
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  Speaker 1: to a vacation spot over here, we float back over
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  Speaker 1: to it. But you know, I'm still getting old. I'm
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  Speaker 1: still going going down and but the descent. Because I've
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  Speaker 1: opened my mind to God, the parachute has slowed my descent.
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  Speaker 1: And now I'm rocking back and forth. But I ain't
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  Speaker 1: spending out of control no more. You I'm able to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the view now. You know, when you jump out
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  Speaker 1: that plane and you and you pull that corder and
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  Speaker 1: it don't work. You ain't looking at the view no more.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking of only one thing. How can I slow
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  Speaker 1: this down? When now I'm able to enjoy the view.
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  Speaker 1: I'm able to see all the beautiful things on the
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  Speaker 1: horizon that God has for me. I'm able to see
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  Speaker 1: all the beautiful things around me that He's provided for
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  Speaker 1: me over these years. Because I've slowed my descent. I
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  Speaker 1: used my mind like a parachute. It works better when
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  Speaker 1: it's open. Open your mind to God, and so you
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  Speaker 1: can see the view, so you can slow the descent,
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  Speaker 1: so you can stop the out of control free fall
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  Speaker 1: that you've been on, that you can get your life
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  Speaker 1: together and see everything out on the horizon that God
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  Speaker 1: has for you. You know, it turned out to be
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  Speaker 1: a very true statement. Your mind, if you use it
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  Speaker 1: like a parachute, it works better when it's open y'all
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  Speaker 1: to show ladies and gentlemen. Boy, I'm goody keeping ladies,
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  Speaker 1: girl welcome, didn't already started? Yeah, got on there. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what we're laughing at it Justice second, good morning, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve. What's happening keeping it one hundred? Coming
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  Speaker 1: here Junior together? He needs I tell y'all what happened
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  Speaker 1: talking before the show. Gun. Yeah, we were talking about
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  Speaker 1: should black people will celebrate the Fourth of July? And
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  Speaker 1: I remember on our street a lot of people on
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  Speaker 1: the Fourth of July we had their flags out, a
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  Speaker 1: little thing in front of their house. My daddy ain't
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  Speaker 1: hand no flag. So herman Wilson. Daddy came down and
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  Speaker 1: asked my father, because hard a lot of us have
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  Speaker 1: flags up, why you don't got no flag? My daddy said,
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  Speaker 1: why would I buy a flag? But I could buy
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  Speaker 1: two more cases? So down I see the purpose or
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  Speaker 1: no flag. Clearly, that's the cost of two cases of
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  Speaker 1: man the man. That's why we got oh man, and
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  Speaker 1: we're not gonna have one next year. Don't come up.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what we were laughing. Yeah, you really have
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  Speaker 1: to laugh like that though, to keep keep crying so
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  Speaker 1: angry at what's going on in the world. You don't
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  Speaker 1: really man, and it's and it's it's so crazy and
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  Speaker 1: sad that we, as black people in two thousand and eighteen,
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  Speaker 1: constantly have to deal with what's happening to people of color,
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  Speaker 1: and the outrage is not the same from other people,
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  Speaker 1: and it's never quite going to be the same outrage.
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  Speaker 1: And I understand why because most people can't imagine that
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  Speaker 1: this is even happening, and most people have no idea
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  Speaker 1: what it feels like. You can't imagine what it would
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  Speaker 1: feel like if it were happening to you, or even
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  Speaker 1: to be black. Black is not a thinkable thought. They
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  Speaker 1: have no idea. And I'm not asking anybody to do that.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a thinkable thought. You can't even get too
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  Speaker 1: much come with it, Yes, yes, yes, The prep class
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  Speaker 1: for that would be the rest of your life. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: would flunk out because they can't imagine that it really
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  Speaker 1: is like it is. You die before you complete the court. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: something funny, inviting a date back to your home. We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about that at thirty two after you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny. It's time for something funny. Um,
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  Speaker 1: inviting a date Steve back to your home is certainly
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  Speaker 1: a big step, you know, in the relationship, when you've
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  Speaker 1: moved it on to that level. Uh. And as you
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  Speaker 1: can imagine, there are definitely things that you can do
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  Speaker 1: to make sure that visit leaves a lasting impression. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about in a good way. Okay. For example,
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  Speaker 1: for men to go to a woman's home, uh, definite
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  Speaker 1: turn ons include a nice smelling home. Everyone likes you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you walk in the house smells good. Uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: books on display, things like that. Um. While for women
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  Speaker 1: if you visit it, if we visit a man's house,
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  Speaker 1: we again like a nice smelling home. Also, um, a
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  Speaker 1: man having like family photos on display and even a
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  Speaker 1: doormat before you even get inside the house. Um. So, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy and Jr. I have to ask you what things
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  Speaker 1: turn you on and turn you off when you visit
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  Speaker 1: your dates home for the first time. Think back, guys,
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  Speaker 1: that hair you're in the bathroom already, Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 1: a bathroom. I see all that hair on this scene
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  Speaker 1: gets on my nerves. But you don't want somebody leaving
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  Speaker 1: the toilet seat down. Get this hat up from around
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  Speaker 1: the sink. Come on, tell me what you got That
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  Speaker 1: pregnancy test that's in the trash can right there. That's
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  Speaker 1: kind of bothered me. You know what I'm meaning. I
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  Speaker 1: goes in trash, medicine cabinets, I get in all that.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know what's wrong with you? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, And I'm just thinking, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: like a woman's house that's clean, thank you. That is
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  Speaker 1: number one. In your house, be clean. If your house nasty,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm over here for the first time and we're
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  Speaker 1: looking at first impressions, My impression immediately is you nasty.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I mean, it's got to be. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't got no sense to put your best
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  Speaker 1: foot forward on the first day. So I like a
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  Speaker 1: woman's house who's first of all clean. Now, fellas, when
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  Speaker 1: she come over your house, she has the right to
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  Speaker 1: expect the same that your house is clear for breeze.
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  Speaker 1: Get a came go through the for breeze. Had garbage smells? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: then you know me and have a tendency made men's
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  Speaker 1: house a lot of times be a little stale because
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  Speaker 1: men don't know, they don't know. You're right about that,
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  Speaker 1: here's a suggestion I have for men. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a woman over your house, how did you medicine
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  Speaker 1: put it up? Don't You can't explain medicine. If you
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  Speaker 1: got any medicine had it. I don't care if it's celebrates.
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  Speaker 1: Most people don't know what that is. Excuse me? Sound
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  Speaker 1: real close to you know, like v D anything started
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  Speaker 1: with seller? Yeah, yeah, you gotta sell it lapse. Can
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  Speaker 1: we say just have a clean, good smelling house. Can
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  Speaker 1: we just say that you need to get to medicine
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  Speaker 1: here because you can't explain this to people. That's out
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  Speaker 1: of you because most medicine UK pronounced it anyway. No,
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  Speaker 1: So what is this anatavia in your Yeah? That's that
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  Speaker 1: sounds real. I don't know. No, damn ant the station?
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  Speaker 1: I said anatavia? Oh that's yogurt activitia. It's in your medicine, Kevin.
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  Speaker 1: Do you don't even know what it is? Because this
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  Speaker 1: is crazy? Is you're taking testosterone? She she just saw it.
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  Speaker 1: What is you taking testosterone? Is hanging up? She come
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  Speaker 1: out and you'd about some Chinese remedy. She come out?
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  Speaker 1: What is black cat? Steve didn't say though, that this
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  Speaker 1: girl you were dating was so gorgeous, and you went
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  Speaker 1: over her house and she had roaches or something. The
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  Speaker 1: story about that story. But I did another one. One time.
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  Speaker 1: I met this girl from Louisiana in college that was gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know how to talk to him. My brother
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  Speaker 1: helped me. Finally we went out. My brother sent me
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of money. I had a little money.
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  Speaker 1: It was a creole restaurant, and I let her order. Lord, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's health of order, so much spicy food. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just eating heads when I'm digging under my arm. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in that man purse Bryan so hard. So I'm dropping
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  Speaker 1: her off at her at her mama's house. Now my
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  Speaker 1: stomach was cutting up. Oh but my mama always told
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  Speaker 1: you when you got to go bathroom, just just going home. Yes, pat,
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  Speaker 1: isn't nobody hose. But the girl said, my mama near
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  Speaker 1: not home. Why don't you come on in for a
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  Speaker 1: little while. I'm gonna say no, but you you got Bubba. God,
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  Speaker 1: you got Bubba good though, Now did you? You ain't
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  Speaker 1: still hurt? I heard what you say. I know why
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  Speaker 1: you went in there. Find it hell, come on in.
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  Speaker 1: And I just said, okay, let me just go on
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  Speaker 1: there for a little while we're sitting on the couch
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  Speaker 1: watch the TV. I can hear my stomach that is
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  Speaker 1: just doing flips. So I said, excuse me, I can't
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  Speaker 1: use the bathroom. She said, it's straight down the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: Second though, on the left. I turned in that bath
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  Speaker 1: room man and set out the Lord, how much hips
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about his Lord? And I was in that
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  Speaker 1: grabbing hold to I told a tilet tis shall hold
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  Speaker 1: off the wall. I have to tell you this story,
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  Speaker 1: but I need about five minutes. But just no, right now,
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  Speaker 1: we got to hear this ringing out a towel in
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  Speaker 1: my hands and told the toilet tissue rack off. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you the rest of Oh my goodness, Steve Ye,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what happened to me. All right, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta do the prank when we come
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  Speaker 1: back with the nephew. Uh. And we'll be right back
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  Speaker 1: with run that prank back. You're listening Steve Show, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour of Steve
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  Speaker 1: will finish part two of his bubble Gut story and
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  Speaker 1: not doing it a's because they asked me not to bump.
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  Speaker 1: No Staples on the show, and this one right here
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  Speaker 1: is as good as any day. But let's let you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's good to wait sometimes too, you know, Cliffhanger, but
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  Speaker 1: a plus, Miss Anna is going to be here with
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  Speaker 1: our national news. But right now it's time for the
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  Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back. I love this one now,
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  Speaker 1: wheending with Butcher. I love this wheending Butcher's right when
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting married. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. When with Butcher,
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  Speaker 1: that's not something we don't know what that is. Just
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  Speaker 1: when people out here the wheat feel chopping it down,
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  Speaker 1: it's called here there rent it. Hello, I'm trying to um,
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Alan. How you doing this? Butcher Man?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, you was? You was at the cook out
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  Speaker 1: the other day with the family. I'm Christian's cuse okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'all was that you was at the cookouts of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you know, the wind
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  Speaker 1: is in the next two weeks, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you you're ready for that? Yeah? Okay, Well, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I got a little bit of a problem that you
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  Speaker 1: know that we kind of wanted to call you about,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because the family got together and he had
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  Speaker 1: a little meeting like and what the deal is is
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  Speaker 1: this hill? I know, I know you're excited to want
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  Speaker 1: to marry my cousin and she kind of excited too
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  Speaker 1: about the old thing. But you know, like the family members,
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  Speaker 1: we got together and decided that, uh for right now,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I mean right now we've been like we've been to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: call the wind now for right now? What you what
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you're talking about calling the wind off? We'll see you know,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: everybody thank you cool and I and uh, you know
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: we're really real passionate man about you know, people marrying
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: into our family or whatever. Like you know that the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: gathering of them that you know, that was the pot
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: look thing everybody brains something right Hold on, Christ, they
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: ain't never told me no like that about what about
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: something about not getting no married? Okay, we'll see right here,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Like I said, this is what the family don't decided on.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: What's the family decided on? Okay, see this one I'm
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. See we're real closing their family
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and it's like this here see further all let me
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: get you to understand this here you're talking to Butcher
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: right now, All right, here's a deal. You know, we
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: didn't decided that the weird name in the happen in
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: two weeks until like when we had we had the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: potluck barbecue. Everybody brains something. Why you ain't brained that
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about I'm paying for? Ohhh oh, that's
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: what you've been to throw up in our face that
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you're paying for the wed Hell yeah, I supposed to
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: bring Hey man, everybody brains someone we have a potluck,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you know, everybody brains something contribute to to to the
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: function or the event that's going on. You know, if
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you to walk up in there and I had none,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: then let us know what kind of person you're gonna
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: be in the family. We can't have it. Who is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: this again? This butcher right here? I don't know no butcher. Look,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I came to the family, Gavin Nick. I came there
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: and showed up, loving on all y'all, telling y'all great
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: this was gonna be. And now you're telling me I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: can't married Crystal? Is that what telling me? Amen? The
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: family that already voted to win the family vote down,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: that's it. I ain't marrying the family, you man, You're
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: married My cousin, Christian that's what you're trying to do,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: and then you ain't been the man. Huh. Look let
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: me calling up to my job talking like this. I'm
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: already on hot from the day with some books, my
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: supervise of them. Pools. Do not come calling me with
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: no books. Hey man, let me tell you this here
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: until we can decide that you're good but Christian, until
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: we can decide that you know you can handle being married, hud,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And you come correct as a family member. And if
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come to pot luck, then you bring a
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: pot You ain't bringing nothing. I ain't gotta fear, ain't nothing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'm paying for this way, and I don't get what's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you up there? All that money out and drop for this?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: How about two bottles of wine to it you? When
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you I ain't seen no wine. I don't care if
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you've got that wine or not. I saw her mama
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: drinking it. Okay, Well, I ain't getting no wine. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: don't remember nobody bringing no wine, see Butcher, nor to
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: see everything that go on. I got class. I don't
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: know what he's talking about, Butchie, whatever, I bought some wine.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: My mama was drinking it, and I ain't playing that
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: this way and going down. I don't spend over twenty
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: three dollars on that, man, I haven't already told you
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: that the family didn't voted on that the wind. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: don't give up what the family voted on. How don't
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: paid for this. I ain't heard nothing from Christian about this.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: CHRISTI might not know what we didn't voted on. We've
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: made the season sometimes for everybody. You understand that don't
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: include me. Well, let Christian know that we've been to
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: stop the wind. Well, I'm just calling to let you
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: know before I am tell her what's up. You're trying
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: to tell me Christin don't even know. We ain't telling
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: hord that we don't agree with you yet, and then
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: we're gonna stop the wind. We ain't told of it
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: out of here. I don't paid all this money for this, man,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you ain't stopping Hey, man, I hadn't already told you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: what we're doing, all right, I'm nothing to continue to
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: go back and forth. Which you better go off my
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: phone raising your voice at me. I don't know. I'll
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: tell you what. Let me say this to you don't
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: care if I got to bust up in the church
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: and stop this way because you don't win against what
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: we just said. Whatever I got to do, I don't
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: know who you with. I wish your try to stop
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: this wedding. Look we can handle it right now. I
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: can get off of work. I'm already going through some
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: boots and I'm already on fire. I will come there
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: and bust yo right now. You know what see see
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: see see what she was going with Nigel? See Nigel
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: A act like this? Oh what what? I don't know?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: You didn't bring that me and that already. Don't even
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: bring that same up in me. Heymen, hey man, I'm
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: just keeping it real with you, Nigel, A act like
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: this hill that we don't have words and if that
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: want to come and bust up in there too, he
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: get that with up like that? Man all I'm just
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: trying to say, it's a harm, family hunted all that.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I want to hear nothing about this no more, tell
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: me where to be and we can deal with this
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm just letting you know. The family then
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: voted the family and already voting. Now what we will do.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: We'll push the wind back and and then give us
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: time to reevaluate you that we evaluate me. I don't
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: need to evaluate you from y'all and then Christie getting married,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and I put some money on this all I know
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: it's the wed ain't happening that the wed Nes happened
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: now I thought I'm paidfall it. He's got some bulls
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you the family. We're gonna get married in two and
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: a half weeks. And if y'all don't come in, if
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: y'all come up in that, y'all gonna get dealt with
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: it straight. I'm drinking that. I'm trying to say, hello,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: a man, I'm trying to tell you, man, right now,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the family don't want you in the family right now.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I don't give about you. Ain't in love with y'all.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm her and Christina can give up. If I see
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: y'all ever again, I'm gonna tell you this here. The
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: family voted on one more thing. You need to go on.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Know that while we're at it, it ain't no damn democracy.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: We're getting married between and I and if y'all I
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: don't want to be there, jump off and a this. Yeah,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: it's one more thing. We didn't vote it on what
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the house you don't vote it on. We voted on this.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Christians and Todd Family got me to prank phone call
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you come to the wedding. Tommy put all that money
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: out like that. I was like, no sign. I got
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: one more thing. I got to ask you, dog, what
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: radio show in the late Steve Harry Morning Show. Baby Tommy,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I'm being real with you, man. Somebody gonna you up. Man,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: let me see you thank your whole family. Oh my god,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: that's funny. All right, it's jumping off. It's jumping off
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: tomorrow Tomorrow Lexington, Kentucky, the nephew by the fact I'm
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: coming to down tonight, Lexing to I lay in the night,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I learned that I always get there to day before
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Comedy All Broadway first show, Tomorrow night, Thursday night to Friday.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Too sad the tickets on see right now and they
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: almost go, no, they're not. Where are my tickets? All
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: right now? Coming up in the top of the hour,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: miss Anne will be here with our national news and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Steve will finish part two of his bubble Gut story.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, you
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you started telling us about this woman. I met this
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: girl and in college. Lord, she was fine, creole girl.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: My brother told me how to get him, and he
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: gave me some money to take out. So I told
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: her pick a restaurant. She picked a creole restaurant. I'm seventeen.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I ain't had no creole food, so I'm mere I
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: go in there. She didn't order all this spicy stuff
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: there to faye, all this but spicy though. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I'm eating stuff. Man ain't never been in my system before.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: So I'm taking her home and my stomach is turning.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: So we get into front of the house. I'm ana
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: walker to the door. She said, come on there for
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: a little while. My mama and I'm gone. My mama
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: had told me when your stomach just told up, try
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: to go home. Ye put that in nobody else house.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: But she was so fine. I just said, well, man,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: let me go in here for a little while, because
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I what kind of man would I be? Fine, chick
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: invite you in, and mam and dad ain't there. Let
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: me least go on in here. Something stick. I mean, really, Shirley,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: that's a girl, and man would have went in there
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting down on the couch. We're watching TV. My
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: stomach turning. I can hear so, I said, Can I
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom? He said second, Oh, on the left.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I go in there, and Lord have mercy the walls
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: of Gibraltar. I hadn't grabbed the tie rack in front
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: of me to just try to hang on. I'm twisting
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the guest tile in my head like I'm bringing it out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I did knock the toilet tissue holder off the wall,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: screws out everything I hadn't kicked over the trash. Can
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: you can hear this? Right? I don't get he wasn't
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: feeling what I was feeling. But I'm using the bathroom
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: so much that is alarming to me. I've actually put
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: mo in there that I've ever put in there in
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: my life. Briar too, I think I didn't know what
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: you don't stop my story, ship. This is for Junior
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: and time talking about. So I'm filling the bowl up,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: so finally I'm done, to my relief, but I'm sweating
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: though I'm talking about. I'm in my shirt wide. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: hadn't put my whole shirt. It's wide over. I had
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: hung my past up on the back of the jug
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: because I used a bathroom like my daddy always hate
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: my pants and drawls up on the back of the Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that you don't ever use the bathroom. But I got
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: my shirt on, but I didn't open it up because
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: it's hot. I got just just water coming down out
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the front. So I stand up and I flushed the toilet.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Now I'm putting my clothes on. But you know how
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you're waiting to hear that sound that all I hear
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: is the world. And I turned around in the there's rising.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I'm asking God not to do this to me today.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I'm asking God, don't not today, Lord not in him
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to have a Part three. This ain't the time for this, Lord,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: stop this swirl from rising. Father never, oh God, Steve,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: we have to go to miss Anne's. I will, but
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Jesus stop this sworld. But insteady coming good Part two
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: right after this. Uh, I'm gonna let miss Anne just
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: go into it today. These are the news facts with
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: miss Anne. Thanks Steve. Okay, everybody, this is and up
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: with the news. First off, a woman who authorities say
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: opened fire at YouTube headquarters in California yesterday is dead
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: of a self inflicted wound. She's identified as thirty nine.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: You will not seem adam for other people injured. A
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: thirty six year old man was listed in critical condition yesterday,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: a thirty or year old woman in serious a twenty
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: seven year old woman listed in fair condition. A fourth
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: person treat and released with a minor ankle injury. The
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: incident took place at YouTube. Sam Bruno headquarters. Authority say
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I've expressed hatred for YouTube because she believed her online
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: content and ideas are being suppressed by the way they
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: see her actions were not part of any terrorist attack.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Today marks the fifties versary of the assassination of the
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Reverend Dr Martin Luther King. The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: King Jr. Was assassinated on April four, ninety eight. The
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Reverend Jesse Jackson was there. You've seen the picture with
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Josea and rebend Abanett and I on the back of them.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I remember strange enough that the new support said that
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the King arrived today and give the room number. It
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: just all the kind of stuf in my mind. He's
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: in Lorraine Motel and give the room number. We had
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: no way of knowing how much pain and death consideration.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: He was internalizing how much more he knew than we
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: knew about the threats. We spent much of the day after,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: around noontime in the room, about six coming across the courtway.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: He came out first and turned right for a moment,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: he said, jested on our way to dinner, and the
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: other things suggested you don't have one. You are time.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: It's about the career records of eating is an appetite
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: and other times you're crazy, as he raised, I said, doc,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: he said, doctor. The bullet hit at that instant, and
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: then everything changed. Before and after Monatha came. I've been
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to the mountain top and I've seen the promised land.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: They had to be that context of his feeling, the
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: sense of danger and croushing up on him. I'm not
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of been a man. My eyes have
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: seen you blowing to come out of the Lord. They
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: didn't have to kill him. It's not right. He didn't
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: have to kill him. I won't come back much this.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It's a lot to take. It's still a lot to take.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Kill him and trying their own pieces him away. This
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: is the banks to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we are Steve Part
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: three story, Just catch up. I'm over his five girl
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: house stomach up in eight gree oh from seventeen. Should
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: have went home to use the bathroom, sat in the house. Fine,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Now I'm in here using the bathroom and all held
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: and broke loose. Here I'm in here, neck it, sitting
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: on the just my shirt on because I like to
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: ship wide. I like to be open and free, and
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I need it because I had to brace myself a
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: couple of times. But she never came in there, not yet,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: she coming. That's coming in the store. So I get up.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I finally get through. But I've noticed that I'm putting
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: more in the bowls and ever be so I'm a
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: little bit concerned with them. Sheer volume. So I flushed
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the toilet as I'm putting my pants back up on me,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm waiting to hear that. But I don't hear it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: And I look back. That's going in a slow circle.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: So I go in. I go to my heavenly father. Here,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: father dog boy, now long stop this rising time. Somebound
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: don't let the swirl get up by the top. But
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: he didn't hear me that day. I guess it wasn't lets.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: The next thing I know, it's at the very top
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: of the tilet o my god, and it's about to
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: flow over. So now I don't know what to do.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: So I looked down and it's a trash can. So
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I dipped the trash can down in it up and
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I got a trash can full of it. Yeah, so
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I pulled a shower curtin back and throw it in
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the bath too. When here comes some more. So I
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: had to take another trash can full of it and
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: throw another trash can in the bathtub, and here comes
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: some damn more. So now I realized they call it
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: is broke. They call it and bragged up and it
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: started going back down. You're working, I say, I gotta
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: get some water and put it in here. So I
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: started running water in the trash can to pour down
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: there and make the water go clean. So I finally
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: did that, and I said, thank you Lord. And I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: looked over and the damn bathtub right shower c it's tight.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I look up, it's on the wall. Wait, wait, it's
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: on the wall. Fo Part four. This is this is R.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Kelly's in the closet and this is Steve Hollis in
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: the bathroom parts, Folks coming up right in the bathroom part. Folk,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: it's on the walls, the shower curtain and the bath tub.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: You're listening. I right, Steve, this is part four. What
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: a start folk, Steve trapped in the bath Kelly in
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: the close part. Folk, Yeah, I don't bailed out three
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: buckets trash hands a pure mess, then thrown it in
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the shower so without get all of the water back
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: in the tilet where I got it upside in the
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: water clean, I said, okay, cool, I look over the
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: damn bathtub and striped. So now I cut skise, people
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: shower on and I'm washing down the walls, the shower
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: curtain with the shower. The girl comes up to the
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: girl because I've been in here now about for the
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: five minutes time, so she said, you O came down
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: everything fast. She said, it's like something wrong in that
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: to get away from the house. So I'm in there's
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: this too late. But I noticed they got a candle
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I light it. I like the candle,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: start striking matches and running tapwater. That's when my mom
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: always told me strike some matches and run some tap
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: water and to help you get rid of older. So
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I'm in there, but now I'm washing down shower, curtains, walls,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the bathtub, getting up stuff off the floor. Now now
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you probably saying, Steve, what is you washing it down with? Ye?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: No paper ties in there, but that tie rack that
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I had grabbed when I first sat down and was
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: twisting it. They guest house, the pretty ones with the
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: lace in the Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what. I washed
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: it down with my good towel. That is tie is
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: brown because I can't risk it all wasn't when it started.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: That was pain awful. Now the towers is running. I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: don't wash all the walls down. Everything I'm in that
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: sweat has been on a construction site. I've been in
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: that total about damn near hour. So I pulled my
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: fasten my clothes, I look at the bathroom. I got
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: everything up, but I got this big nasty ass tie
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do with it. So
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I take it, put it in the waste paper can
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: that I've been bailing with, and stuck all that under
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: the sink. I figured this ain't gonna be good. No
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: how Yeah, but at least when they come in here.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: They's gonna take a moment, because I know when you're
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: going there, you're gonna have to say what they here happened?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I couldn't remember how the shower curtain was of none
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: of that, and I got I look, I'm taking I
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: got everything all. So I walked down in the hallway.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: She's sitting on the couch with the attitude of folding
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: did She looked at me and she said, why are
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you betting that so long? I had a little accident this,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: She said, Oh my god, look at you. What was
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize when I was barely all that mess
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: into the shower, it was splashing on my pasts below
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: my knee. I ain't had time to look at this
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: because I'm from too busy cleaning up their damn house.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Now I looked down, it's just specks, splash marks from
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: my knee down my pass was tra I looked at huh.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: She looked at me and she said, oh my god,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: look at you. What have you been doing. I looked
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: at her, said you ain't got talk to me like that,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: and walked up the sail, got in my car. Had
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: to ride home with all my wonders that because I spank,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I smell like sitting in that car. That girl saw
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: me on the campus next day and all her girlfriend
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: was looking at me, act like I had never met her.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: And that was my Steve Harbys Wow, trapped, trapped claulton.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some music to that, all right, all right,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: never you tell me? Coming up next with the prank
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: phone call. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. I hope we
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: all have recovered. But coming up at the top of
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the hour, about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: up next, it's the nephew with today's prank phone call.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: What you got next? I R check? Huh, yes, the
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I R two weeks my grandmother's called Irish the Irish
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: running hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Regina. Please, this
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: is how you doing. My name is Mark. I'm actually
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: calling you from the income tax office. Did you actually
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: did you receive your income tax check yet? No? I
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: haven't received I'm waiting on it now. Okay, Now, there
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: was a check man that was sent out for dollars
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: that was probably about two weeks ago. You never received
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: that check? No, I haven't received it. I'm waiting on it. Okay, wow, okay, Uh,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: what what address did you send it to? We're looking
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: at let's see fifteen O one Avenue. No, that's that's
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: not my that's not my address. I don't live there.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: That's my mom's address. That's where it was actually sent to. Man,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: was I guess to your mother's address? That's the address
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: that I put down. I'm not. I'm not. That's not
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: my mistake right now, I understand that. I'm not sure
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: what the complicated Now. The problem I'm looking at, man,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: is that it's it's showing at our records here that
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: this this check has been cash. How has the check
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: been cast? I haven't received the check. Let me look
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: a little further here. Um, let's see. Are you familiar
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: with a A Project. Yeah, that's my brother, but he's
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: not he's that that money is not going to him.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: That's actually have my name on it, not no project. Okay,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: it was actually cash by A project two days after
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: it was delivered to uh this fifteen fifteen on one. No, kay,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: So we need to find out how you can send
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: me that money back and get that money back and
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: send me a check because Like I said, I didn't
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: put that address down. That is not you know you
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: that just the checks you coming to me. That's not
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: my problem. So you guys need to rectify the problem
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: and give me my money. Okay. He evidently does a problem.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Your your brother, I guess is evidently cash your check.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: You know what, the cratch head peven. That's why I did.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I've moved out of that place, and y'all, y'all should
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: be sending me money to my house that's over there. Okay. Now,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the reason man, that I was actually calling initially was
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: to let you know, uh, we sent your check for
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: eighty dollars okay, And the problem is is that it
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: was a miscalculation on this whole thing and we actually
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: needed you need you actually to send four fifty dollars
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: back to us because we sent you two months. Oh
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you got me. I'm sorry, but no, I worked off
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: all through the year. I'm went and May and and
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: did find my taxes and I did everything correctly. Now,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: if y'all send me too much money, that's your problem.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't sending no money back to y'all. Man, We're
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: gonna have you will. You're gonna have to find it
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: somewhere else because you're not gonna get it from me.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to you will you le gonna tell
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you what you need to do. Okay, you need to
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: send me another check. That's what you need to do
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: because I never received it. We're not gonna be able
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to send another check, ma'am until we get first of
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: all before you. You don't understand, you know, you're you're
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: not listening, You're not understanding. Where is your supervisor? I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: need to sup. I need to speak to a supervisor
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: because honestly, you're not doing your job right. I'm actually
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the supervisor, man. But what I'm gonna explain to you
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: is that I need to come in and tell you
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: how to do your job. Mr. His Man was not
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: on the check you're sending send it there in the
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: first place. Well, uh, you know, I don't understand who
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: your brother is, but the project this check, I don't
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: know what's going on, tackhead. I don't your you're you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: seem to be cashing my You should need me send
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: it over there. I do apologize for these problems. I
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: do is not expected to. What what was gonna make
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: me happy is you send me a check to the
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: corrected draft. Where can we expect to check from you
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: for four fifty? No? Well, I'm sorry, but I haven't
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: even received how much? Send you some money and I
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: haven't received my money yet. Okay, man, if we don't
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: receive the four fifty within a week, we're gonna have
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to put a freeze on your account. How you gonna
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: see put it on a freezing money? Turning, I haven't
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: received my check and you gonna send it over to
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: that crackhead. You know you need to see in my check.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: That's what you need to do, trying to freeze my money.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I don't even get no money. What are you talking about.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: You need to get my money. That's what you need
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: to do. If you your crack brother cap check and
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: read off with it, we can't do anything about that
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: when you know what No, no, that's what you you.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I don't care your your mistakes that y'all made is
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: that you send it to the wrong house and then
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you want to try and speaze my account. You got
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: me up, Okay, that's what you need to do. You
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: need to send me my money. You're sending to the
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: wrong case. That's not my mistake, that's your mistake. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: got listen, man, I don't want a time to go
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: back and forth. I got one more thing I need
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to say. Do you think you need to be telling me?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Is that you're sending mind check? Are you listening to me? Now?
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Y'all made that mistake? This is nephew. Tell me from
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got a prank
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: by your cousin Reggie. Oh my god, give me Reggy
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: a baby. Where my money at? Your money probably on
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the way, baby, But it's I don't think I got
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: to write interest because you're gonna lose your mind. Oh well,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I'm shaking right now. Hey hey, hey, hey, rogie, I
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: got one more one more thing as you baby? What
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Steve Harvey
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Morning Show? You know something? Check? Go to the wrong play? No,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: you can't play for you can't play with the refund?
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. I mean, you know it. Just any
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: kind of things happen. Not a good look. Now, it
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be right to prank somebody actually work at the
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Arias with it. Well, if I were, you heard they
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: don't have a sense of humor. I haven't heard that.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Let me know how to go ahead. Stud Yeah. Yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: you'll be having so many audits security number, you'll never
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: get a refund again. Maybe Frank wanted up auditors. Oh
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: you're really going you're living risky. They're gonna start snatching stuff.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe the chateau garnishing everything. My taxes paid. Too many people,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: go down Lord tomorrow night, April fifth. The nephew, lecting
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: to Kentucky Comedy on Broadway. The nephew is here. That's
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: five six seven, one Thursday to Friday, too sad to Friday. Okay,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: let's just it's five shows. Okay, you're gonna get fol tickets.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Fredom over them. Five. That's not gonna work for me
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: because you said you had five shows. So two pairs
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: two times. People don't need to go together. People need
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: to go individually. Nobody going to the comedy show by
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: them saying one Thursday, one Friday, I get five. One
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: person that's not gonna do hey, call it, don't even
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: go see you one person at a time. Yeah, thank you, Steve.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Always take care of me. You always take care, always
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: take care of you. I'll get you whatever you needed.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: You sure did. Thank you, Steve, because that's the type
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: of person but then you know I was working in
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: much bigger If you're really messing with his money, don't
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: call it because he's trying to fill up two hundred seats.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: You know, do deal? You got a doe deal down
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: that time? I got a deal Air World. Yeah, see
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I do deal Air Well, Yeah, I don't know what
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. What do deal mean? He gets a
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: percentage of the door and if he's given away his seats,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: because it sound like you said about the word door
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: deal similar Okay, okay, So I'll be waiting on my tickets.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Alright, you give your tea. No, he got
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: it like that. He's selling everything out good he tea?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Look, we gotta go. Coming up at the
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, it's the Strawberry Letter. You don't
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: want to miss it. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Right before we go to today's crazy Strawberry Letter. Um,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods back in the news. Uh, and it's not
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: for golf this time. He's going through another bad breakup. Um.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: This time, ex girlfriend Christian Smith has been battling over
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: a non disclosure agreement and n d A designed to
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: keep her quiet about their relationship. Now. This is all
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: according to TMZ, she wants out of their deals so
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: she can talk about the relationship now. A legal war
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: has erupted the two. Uh they dated back from two
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: thousand fifteen to two thousand seventeen last year. They are
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: arbitration right now and the gossip blog says that the
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: romance ended because Tiger was unfaithful. Surprise, Uh yeah girl
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: for yeah, he wasn't engaged anyway. Now filing off on
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: the dude now, Jarmy Daniels, I knew Molda. No, everybody
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: went out take day. I'm in d A. Well, Yeah,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Tiger was unfaithful, that's why. And she says since he
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: didn't want another pr nightmare, he offered Kristen money to
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: sign this n d A but didn't. Tiger didn't even
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: sound like a relationship. Then it was a relationship. It
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: was two years, Junior. I don't know woman, I'm giving
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: money to to date me. He just don't know how
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: to be. They don't do sex, Yes, he went through. Yeah,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: he ain't got no sex problem. Yeah, that's just what
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: is just for the wife. That's for the wife, and
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: he got a sex problem. They tried to do that
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: they ain't got no damn problem. H then you don't
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: even go ahead on air. Dude got that? I got
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: it to that out man, even you. Yeah, he's a dude.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Is everybody got that? Dude? You know, don't won't know
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: say all the time when you feel like it. But
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: he paid her for for her and to sign the
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: nd A because he didn't want this exposure, and she
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: signed it and took the money and he got it anyway.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: So this is crazy. Stop doing that. He got away,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: he got the bad publicity anyway, and he don't get
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: this money. Yeah, he may as well have not had
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: her sign it. Surely. Yes, India's are in business. India's
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: don't work in personal. See she didn't come back and
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: sue your company. India I signed India's all the time
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: with business. Then if I'm doing something with the company
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: and I don't, I got to give him some information
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: about me. You put this information out. Okay, now you
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: put it out and see what happened. I'm gonna own
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: your company. You can't do in d as with personal people. Well,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: we're talking about the feelings. Someone needs to get to
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Tiger and tell him because Tommy's right, he doesn't know
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: how to date. What y'all wrong for this? With Tiger?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Your presented has an inn d a out he got
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: more than one? Yeah, So who y'all? What's y'all braminess
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: on Tiger fall? And I'm not gonna let Tiger be
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: news for all of that? Got a a with a
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: pawn star? Y'all tripping? What we're talking about? Tiger phone?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: He's in the news. Tiger just a boy man. All right,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: let's get to this letter. It is time listen. If
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you need help or advice, especially relationship relationship advice, please
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: do not write in here asking Steve for any coins
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. This is all about relationships. Okay.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Just email us your letter to Steve Harvey f M
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: dot com and we could be reading your letter on
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the air today or any day, just like we're reading
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: this one. All right, Thank you? All right, nephew, buggle up,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here. It
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: is subject so Angry I'm seeing Red. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I begin this letter by saying I hate my husband
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: of twelve years. I feel as though he has made
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: a fool of me, and I feel stupid. The thought
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: of him makes me sick to my stomach. I want
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: to say, kiss my butt. I'm at the point in
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: which I don't even care to confront him for what reason?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Another stupid lie? Okay, you can tell me that he
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: lies to me because I am the one he doesn't
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: want to hurt. But when he lies, at which point
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: does a man realize that he is hurting me? He's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: still hurting me at this moment. It is not Uh
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: do I leave him? But how do I lead? And
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: this is why I am writing you. I know getting
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: even is not the right choice, but it would make
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: me feel better. I would like your opinion. Here's what
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I came up with so far. Set him up. I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: know he is meeting a woman in person that he
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: meets online. He doesn't even know one of the women
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: he's talking to is me. Do I talk to him first?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Ask him what I am lacking that makes him look elsewhere?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Do I just get my ducks in a row and
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: walk by the way. I would rather put a print
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: of his profile and put it over his side of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: the bed while he is sleeping. What do you think? Uh?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I say, get some billboards. That's what we were talking
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: about earlier. Anyway, the latest trend right anyway, if you
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: got an extra two dollars laying around. But my favorite
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: line in this whole letter is when he says I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: love you, I want to say, kiss my butt. Wow.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: That says a lot about your relationship. You're that angry,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You're you're very, very angry and emotional. You want to
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: get him back, you want revenge, you want to feel better,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: you said. But I gotta ask you, really, is it
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: worth all of that? Is he worth this? Do you
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: still love this man? Do you still want a relationship
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: with him? Can he be trusted? Those are the kinds
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: of questions you need to be asking yourself once you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: calm down. And I get that you're upset right now,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I understand this, Uh, I kind of think you are
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: still feeling him because you asked the question do you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: talk to him first? And and do you you want
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: to ask him? What are you lacking in all of that?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: So if you if there's still some feelings there that
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you have for this man, go ahead and talk to him,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: But you gotta ask yourself, is he worth all of this? First?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Steve man upon all that? Ya, he go to deal,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: But I ain't got nothing to say to this won't
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: my is all for the man. Oh. First of all,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: when a woman in a letter opens up by open up,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: let me begin this letter by saying, I hate my hoose,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: my hand, he has no idea the heyf even to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: leave me. I hate my husband. Then she says, I
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: want to say kiss my boy. That's my first play
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: something to y'all. Let me say this to you right here,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: right now, the word hate and but cannot go in
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: to sit saint, since if a woman hate you, I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: can assure you, but it's not the words she's using.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour you're listening to
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, come on part
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: two Steve of your response to today's Strawberry letter. Well,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: so angry, I'm seeing red, Steve. I have no nothing
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: to say to this woman because I'm afraid. I'm scared. Yeah,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want her to turn none of this on me.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: This is for the dude that's doing his girl wrong.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Hell hath no fury like a woman school.
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  Speaker 1: At the top of the letter, when she said I
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  Speaker 1: hate my hood, this is not good for no man.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Once a woman utters them words, here come the billboards,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: he come the internet lives. But she's fed up. I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: got all that once again, Sherley. I'm not saying anything.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I don't need this in my life, but listen, and
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I'm serious. No, I'm very serious about this. If you
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: think you know who this guy is, please call his
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: brother and let him know, because let me or something.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: The Strawberry Letter is meant to help people to solve problems.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we laugh with the Strawberry letter. This is the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: first time we've ever had a strawberry letter. This is
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: not what the Strawberry Letter is supposed to be about.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: It's over here, by the way. I would rather put
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: a print of his profile and put it over his
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: side of the bed. Why he's sleeping? What do you think? Yeah,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I take it literally, a print of his profile in
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: his profile. Oh you don't hear it home. She's blowing
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: off some steams, Steve, Come on, blowing off steam in
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: a sheet that you're sleeping under on your side of
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: the beds in the print, blow all steam, Take a drink,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: go for a walk. That's not how we do it, Steve.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Are you scared. Are you scared? Yes? Yes, this woman here,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want her coming after me. She sped up
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: with his lies. She sped up with his mess. That's
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: why he Somebody notice, man, Please, for the love of God,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: tell him not plotting murder. I don't know what y'all
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: think it is, but she set him up though he talked.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: He talked to his wife. What you got on? All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. You can email us
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at
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  Speaker 1: my girl, surely, and don't forget to Please join me
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  Speaker 1: this coming Thursday at one pm Eastern Time for the
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook. Okay, one pm
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  Speaker 1: Eastern time, join me all right? Uh so, Carla, I
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  Speaker 1: know you saw your girl. Um, oh my god, Rob
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  Speaker 1: Kardashian's baby, Mama girl black China clown in it come
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  Speaker 1: up her? But is to be I like a night
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  Speaker 1: that's just too much right there. I mean, that's a
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: rioted sampath. She went in. I mean really, she just
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: went in at six Flags. I mean, according this, according
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: again to TMZ, a young lady just kind of touched
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: you know how you touch a baby baby dream. She
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: kind of touched her um and said, what a cute baby,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: touched her little hand, she said, with her finger and said, oh,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: what a cute baby. And h Also, according to China,
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  Speaker 1: someone uttered hood ratt talking about Black China, calling her
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: a hood rat in her direction. Well that's when Black
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  Speaker 1: China snapped, okay, napped. Yeah, he picked up the stroller
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: that was shaped like a pink car and she, yeah,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: she started swinging it, use it and using it as
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: a weapon in the direction of a young woman who
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you know, just dared to touch her child. Uh So, Now,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Rob Kardashian, when when she was not when she was swinging,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: but when she went to touch her, yes, she was.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: The nanny kind of rolled the stroller towards the lady
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: and and the and the lady was like, oh what
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: a cute little baby and touched her. But she was
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: young that the lady was young, very young, very young girl.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: So so again, now Rob Kardashian is taking Black China
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  Speaker 1: to family court, um to you know, try to get
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  Speaker 1: the child out of harm's way. He doesn't want his
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: child growing up in this kind of environment. Your mom
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: going off, taking her coat off, swinging a baby carriage. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: he's currently already had like joint custody, but he wants
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: full custody. He just doesn't want his baby in this
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: kind of environment. All right. He's currently paying black in
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: the US a month downb Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: of money. That baby was in a nice stroke. What
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: little bit number I've been in here bleeding before my
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: life when I'm so glad I'm free, now free. Yeah,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: this is I saw this. This was awful. Come on,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: he his mother hold on yesterday that I asked the question,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: should I go back? Yeah? To respond you just to
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: start checking in, Well, you just asked us. You said
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: you were thinking about putting it on social media after
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: the bathroom bay go forward, pardon for it, but it
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: is there. It's on Steve Harvey FM. People are commenting, Okay,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: what did they say? Couch calling? They say it, so okay,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: wait wait a minute, Steve, we do talk about black child. No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I know we're definitely done talking about her. But okay,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: just are you open? You know your nerves get bad.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Just be open. That's all we're saying. Yeah, yea, And
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: what they're saying, you know, I don't I know how
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: to control that about them? If I listened to them,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have none of these jobs. You need to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: set your ass down somewhere. What if you're working all
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: them outs? B How you got time for your family? Yeah? Okay,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: so we come back college. Can you read some of
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: the statements off film? Just go down the line however
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: they are, just go ahead, all right, good good. I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: just want you to have a good attitude. Yeah, I'm
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: gonna do what I won't do. Though. It's the same
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: man that said he couldn't be on Dancing with the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Stars exactly exactly. Yeah, I went to rehearsal, he said,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: went to practice. Coming up in ten minutes. We remember
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Dr King on the fiftieth anniversary of his death. You're
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: listening to fifty years ago. On April four night, Reverend
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Dr Martin Luther King Jr. Was assassinated on the balcony
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: of his motel room at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: You know what, you guys, um, race has consistently been
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: an issue in national politics. You know, we have to
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: talk openly with our children about race, about ethnicity, about
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: religion and bigotry. Uh, have you dealt with that, I mean,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you have. But my dealt with yeah, with
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: your children, I mean, you know, talking to them about
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: it at a young age. I mean, you know, I
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: had a couple of incidents. Has happened, you know about race?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I try to My kids grew up very, very different
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: from me, so dave afforded, were afforded a different lifestyle
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: than I had. So my none of my kids grew
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: up in the hood. My kids have been fortunate enough
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: to live in totally different environments and I grew up
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: in so they've I've always encouraged my kids to accept
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: people for who they were, as long as they accept
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  Speaker 1: you for who you are. I'm a realist when I
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: talk to my kids about racism. If somebody got a
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: problem with you because of the color of your skin,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I said, you're gonna know it, and then you have
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: to deal with it accordingly. You know, everybody not going
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: All people are not good people. It's just some bad
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: people out there or when you run into them. You
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: have to have an assurance. You have to have a
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: confidence level, a certain amount of self esteem about yourself.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Don't let nobody make you try to feel less. There
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: simply because of the color of your skin. That's not
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. And I've given them my full permission to
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: address it. I'm probably not the best parent to talk
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: about racism what you're kids, because I've had to deal
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: with it on some very blatant levels, you know, I've
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: seen it from some really dark angles, man, and so
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I've just always had my kids in a position where
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: they they deal with it if they if they see it,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: you know, if they're confronted with it, deal with it.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Be courageous about it. Don't put yourself in a life
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: threatening situation about it, but be courageous about it. But
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: my kids are open to people, you know, they accept
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: people for who they are. They don't have uh hang
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: ups when it comes to race. You know, Oh, my
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: son's wife is from it has biracial parents. My son's
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: wife has biracial parents. And you know, we all eat,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: we all celebrate holidays, and when we have a problem
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: with that, I'm It's very simple to me. If you
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: cool to me, I'm cool with you. That's it. I
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: don't I don't do good with people who who don't. Ah,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I don't do good with racism. I just don't. I'm
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: not the best person to talk about it because if
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: you extend it to me. I hate to say this,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: but I give it back to you. On this historic anniversary,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Steve You wanted to play a portion of Dr King's
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: historic final speech. Dr MARTL Luther King Jr. Once Said
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: that life's most persistent and urgent question is what are
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: you doing for others? Come together, everybody, and serve your communities.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Coming up, we got some excerpts from Dr King's I've
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Been to the Mountaintop speech. That was another letter came
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: from a little girl, a young girl who was a
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: student at the White Plains High School. And I looked
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: at that letter and I'll never forget it. Said something,
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  Speaker 1: Dear Dr King, I am a ninth grade student at
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: the White Plains High School. She said. While it should
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  Speaker 1: not matter, I would like to mention that I'm a
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: white girl. I read in the paper of your misfortune
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: and of your suffering, and I read that if you
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: had sneezed, you would have died. I'm simply writing you
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: to say that I'm so happy that you didn't sneeze.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: And I want to say tonight. I want to say
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: tonight that I too am happy that I didn't sneeze.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Because of I had sneeze, I wouldn't have been around here.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: In nineteen sixty when students all over the South started
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: sitting in a lunchtouns, and I knew that as they
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: were sitting in they were really standing up for the
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: best in the American dream and taken the whole nation
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: back to those great weals of democracy which were dug
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: deep by the founding fathers in the Declaration of Independence
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: and the Constitution. If I had sneezed, I wouldn't have
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: been around here. In nineteen six to one, when we
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: decided to take a rod for freedom and in its
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: segregation in it to state travel, if I had sneezed,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been around here. In nineteen sixty two,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: the Negroes and all been at Georgia decided to straighten
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: that box up. And whenever the men and women straightened
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: the box up, they're going somewhere because a man had
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: roger back unless it is bent. If I had sneeze,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I had sneezed, I wouldn't have been here. In nineteen
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: six to three, the black people of Birmingham, Alabama aroused
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: the conscience of this nation and brought into being the
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: civil rights. If I had sneeze, I wouldn't have had
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: a chance later that year in August to try to
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: tell America about a dream that I had had. If
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I had sneeze, I wouldn't have been down in Selma,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Alabama to see the Bretain movement there. If I had sneezed,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been in Memphis to see a community
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: rally around bold brothers and sisters who are suffering. I'm
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: so happy that I didn't sneeze, And they were telling
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: me now it doesn't matter. Now, it really doesn't matter
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: what happens now. I left Atlanta this morning and as
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: we got started on the plane that was six of us,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: the pilot said over the public address aston, We're sorry
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: for the delaye but we have Dr Martin Luther King
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: on the plane and to be sure that all of
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: the bags were checked and to be sure that nothing
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: would be wrong on the plane, we had to check
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: out everything carefully, and we've had the plane protected and
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: guard it all night. And then I got into Memphis
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: and some began to say the threats, talk about the
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: threats that were out. What would happen to me from
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: some of are sick white brothers. Well, I don't know
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: what will happen now. We've got some difficult days ahead.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: But it really doesn't matter with me now because I've
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: been to the Mountain Talk. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Marday Morning Show. Okay, Steve asked Carla to read off
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: some of the um responses when he put out should
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: he return to the stage, And here's what some of
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: the people had to say. Go ahead, Carla, that's right
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM on The Graham on Instagram. If you
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: didn't get a chance to vote, the question is should
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: uncle Steve hashtag Steve Harvey returned to stand up comedy
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and do a one night special? All right, here's some
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: of the comments. Steve, you're ready, We're gonna read them,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: good or bad? Please please do it. Yes, Yes, it
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: would be nice for you to come back to comedy,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: even if you're not going to do a lot of
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Trump bashing. We want you to come back. We just,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: you know, thinking about the image of you at the
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: hotel lobby with Trump. That was a comment and I
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: to change I'm going to talk about that. Go ahead,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: all right, here's a comment, do it. Yes, here's another comment. Yes,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: here's another one. Yes. Uh. This one says heck yeah,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna bring my whole family to see you.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: This one says, please come to Iowa if you do it.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: The answer is yes, Netflix special, Yes, yes, yes, sir, yes, yes,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going down the line. Yes, yes, hell yes, yes, yes,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: yes yes. There's a bunch of them, bunch bunch This
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: reason I want to come back because of that. The
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: other one right off at your image you standing in
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: the lobby with Trump. If you didn't know why my
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: ass went up there, That's why I want to because
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: let me say something. See what I haven't done is
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: let let me let let me tell you what I'm
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: really and I really I talked to us over with
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: my wife. Social media man has been having a field
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: day with me for a few years now. Everything I do,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing, y'all. Here. The big one, the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: biggest one is I got divorced in two thousand five.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: People really think I was in the process of divorce.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I was already divorced, y'all don't even know what really
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: happened here. I'm a straighten all that out Okay, here's
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: some more comments. State I want you to hear this one.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: This one is from Felicia Treats. I think, I think so.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: But Uncle Steve has a lot on his plate right
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: now and it's going well for him and his family.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: If God leaves his heart back, then it's meant to be.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I would be there to see him. This other one,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: and this is a comment from Frank to Barber. You
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: know he's a loyal listener. I say, you don't have
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: to come back. You have put a great mark on
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: comedy with your career. I say, train younger comedians to
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: reach the level that you are, that you have set
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: is basically what he was saying. Another listener said, immediately
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: start planning right now. So someone said, I think you
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: should do one more tour. So there you go. See
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: your legend, Steve Harvey. F M. If you want to comment,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: it's good, y'all keep going to Steve Harvey from give
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: me your comments on me coming back. But here's the
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: mother's stuff too. Say I want to address a couple
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: of things because I've been I've been quiet on stage.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: You mean, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna do it now. Yeah,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait till I can say it.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: How woman say, I'm not gonna do it on the radio.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: I never thought you'd come back. This is really think
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: so either. But I have a reason. Okay, social media,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: you know, so I'm just look, let's just start with
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: the divorce. How they've done me without me opening my
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: mouth about that was one. Oh, let's go to Mission Universe. Oh,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: y'all toasted your boy right the Real show? How? Oh yeah?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Then oh oh? And then the Trump visit. Oh, how
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: many coups, uncle tongue trader? You low down you black
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: blanket and blank and blank? Really oh y'all, y'all want
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: to know the truth about that too? Oh? I got
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: that fighting? Oh oh oh? The comment about the Asian
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: people that they ran all the room way on me
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: with okay, okay, wen't know what I said. You don't
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: know what it really happened right here. You don't know
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: how to really I got something? Or how about the
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: note the note to the staff in Chicago over a
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: year old. Oh, I'm all on C and E and
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I woke up one day and what the hell was
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: going on? Gil? Keep talking about my age? That's what
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: I said. So you're coming back because you honestly you
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: have something to say when you come back right here. Oh,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: don't be angy. Don't have you been writing all this time?
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  Speaker 1: Steve Living y'all been right now, I've been silent, just
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  Speaker 1: been taken it in the face. Black dudes at the barbershop.
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  Speaker 1: That's been my dudes for years. Man. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: he went up there to see Trump Man like I'm
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  Speaker 1: in there, you know, you know, making policy like I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: You repeat Obamacare like I'm up in there with the meeting,
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  Speaker 1: with that conversation. Oh, all this, all this, Oh black people,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a whole section for just black. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be talking about nobody else but not concerned. You
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  Speaker 1: are to be concerned, very afraid. That ought to be
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  Speaker 1: the name of the day. I'm special. You are to
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  Speaker 1: be concerned. All the media, all my friends that turned
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  Speaker 1: on the power of social media. Oh you know what meant,
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  Speaker 1: all the all the people that turned don't. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be angry. I'm gonna be funny as hate.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Work, I'm talking about I'm
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: talking about will it turn on? I'm talking about some classics. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about when I found out how much they
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  Speaker 1: played Michael Clauk Duncan in Planet at A. All right, Steve, well,
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  Speaker 1: y'all keep the comments coming. Looking good, Yeah, it's looking good,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Coming up, we have some we want
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  Speaker 1: some information from you, Carla, want some parenting advice? Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: been one long time. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: More job openings. I think yesterday we talked about Netflix,
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  Speaker 1: uh having job openings for people who just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: binge watch TV all day. Yeah, so now there are
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  Speaker 1: more job openings. A New Dost campground, Tommy, this story
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  Speaker 1: looks like it's Taylor made for you is looking for
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  Speaker 1: a lifeguard. The position requires no clothes at all. No
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  Speaker 1: clothes at all. Camp ground. This is a camp ground
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  Speaker 1: in Rhode Island looking for a lifeguard with excellent communication skills.
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  Speaker 1: They say they're New Dost, their New Dost camp ground,
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  Speaker 1: and they're not clothing optional. Okay, so you have to
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  Speaker 1: be naked. The camp ground has posted an ad for
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  Speaker 1: the part time lifeguard position on Facebook. The position requires
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  Speaker 1: a state Lifeguards certification and you must be available to
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  Speaker 1: work at ten am to four pm on weekends and
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  Speaker 1: Monday and holidays there year. There's is a blessing for
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  Speaker 1: all of us. This is an opportunity for us to fly,
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  Speaker 1: fly up the road out and hang out at the colony,
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  Speaker 1: just to see it. Just just tested out. Surely read
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  Speaker 1: the qualifications again. Up. They're just looking for a lifeguard
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  Speaker 1: with excellent communication skills. And the clothing is uh first
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  Speaker 1: of all clothing you have lifeguard, lifeguard life Tommy. Your
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  Speaker 1: swimming skills, oh no, I can swim like a fish.
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  Speaker 1: It is questionable when it comes to saving others. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't about how good you can swim. Oh you swim
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  Speaker 1: like a fish, but you're too small to say something.
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  Speaker 1: What No, we gotta dive in the water and get people.
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  Speaker 1: There's the other reason. Did you say he had to
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  Speaker 1: have what excellent communication skills? Do you know as a lifeguard?
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  Speaker 1: How many words start doubter? Water? Water, get out the water. Wait. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: we've been to have bad weather. We have the waves.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, watch out, watch out, do hill, we're clothes
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  Speaker 1: Wait for me, wish way look out here to come on?
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  Speaker 1: Where the phone you just on the beat? People away,
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  Speaker 1: come through that watch out, watch out here, Come on? Wave.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this would be great for Timmy because he
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  Speaker 1: loves being naked. Whoa who waving in the water? What
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  Speaker 1: people just take you'all up? Man, sut it out? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: your stupid a. It's too many words. Start when you're lifeguard, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Get out to get out the water about to be
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  Speaker 1: everybody stuff to blow over. Try that line? Tell me
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  Speaker 1: right there again, because what's the line? Get out the water.
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  Speaker 1: It's about to be windy. It's a wave coming or something.
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  Speaker 1: Get out the water. It's about to be windy, and
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  Speaker 1: you and waste deep water get out to water is
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  Speaker 1: about to be windy. They're drowned, waste. Where's my whist? Drowned?
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  Speaker 1: It's all right, mars polishness when we come back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby back in the news, guys. His first trial,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ended in a mistrial when jurors failed to
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  Speaker 1: reach a verdict on whether he had drugged and molested
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  Speaker 1: a woman fourteen years ago. Remember that, well, Now, selecting
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  Speaker 1: twelve people to sit and hear the Bill Cosby retrial
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  Speaker 1: of the sex assault case is proving a bit hard.
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  Speaker 1: More than half of a hundred and twenty potential jurors
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  Speaker 1: for Bill Cosby's sexual assault retrial were dismissed from court.
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  Speaker 1: They were dismissed because they were talking about they were
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  Speaker 1: voicing and forming strong opinions about Cosby's guilt or innocent
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  Speaker 1: and being swayed by the hashtag me too movement. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Uh So when the selection um uh is complete, the
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  Speaker 1: jury will be sequestered at a hotel and warned that
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  Speaker 1: the retrial could last about a month. So uh Cosby. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cosby is pleaded not guilty, uh, of course, to charges
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  Speaker 1: that he drugged and sexually molested Her name is Andrea Constand,
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  Speaker 1: Temple University women's basketball staffer at his suburban Philadelphia home.
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  Speaker 1: This happened back in two thousand four, she says, she's charging.
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  Speaker 1: He says the encounter was consensual. That's what Bill Cosby
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  Speaker 1: is saying. The trial is scheduled to begin in just
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  Speaker 1: a few days in April nine. So wow yeah, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So they're having problems with the jury because the jury,
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  Speaker 1: the potential jury, because they came this allegedly happened in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand So I don't know what's gonna happen with
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  Speaker 1: Cosby man. I really don't. I really don't. Eighty one
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  Speaker 1: years old. I don't know what's gonna happen. But it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to get a mistrial the first trial and a
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  Speaker 1: conviction the second time. That's that's very difficult to do. Well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and these jurors have very strong opinions. I mean, the
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  Speaker 1: ones who are four m are four or im and
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  Speaker 1: the ones who are against him are against him so
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  Speaker 1: and and they're talking about it. So it could be,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a long process. I just gotta eat you
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  Speaker 1: some jello pudding and get through this man. Really you
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  Speaker 1: can't give you. This man is on trial. You talked
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  Speaker 1: about eating some jello and it's said to begin April nine.
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  Speaker 1: That's why this clearly m wow. Yeah. Well he says
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  Speaker 1: it was was consensual. So the burden of proof is
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  Speaker 1: on Ms. Andrea Constant and her team her tea yeah proof.
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  Speaker 1: I just couldn't. Steve, that's your nephew. Okay, look, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta pull it together here because coming up, Ned, it's
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  Speaker 1: Steve with his closing remarks. Right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we
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  Speaker 1: are Steve last break of the day. It's been a
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  Speaker 1: great day. What a day? When a day? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a crazy day today. So Steve, now it's time
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  Speaker 1: for you to take us home with your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: My closing remarks today, um are gonna be based around
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  Speaker 1: the value of yourself. I think this is important. Uh
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  Speaker 1: Tommy sent this to me. He sent me a saying,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a bill board and it really triggered me
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  Speaker 1: to thinking, I'm gonna share that with you. But it
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  Speaker 1: all pertains to the value of yourself. This can pertain
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  Speaker 1: to you in terms of reaching your goals, your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: all in business, and this is for you to consider
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  Speaker 1: in the relationship of love. It is amazing to me
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  Speaker 1: who I talk to people, and people talk about how
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  Speaker 1: they're being treated and handled and represented and dealt with,
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  Speaker 1: and how they can't seem to get nobody to see
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  Speaker 1: their value and their worth. And I'm sitting a bit going,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a minute. You can't try to
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  Speaker 1: get someone to see something in you that you don't
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  Speaker 1: see in yourself. It starts with you. You know, you've
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  Speaker 1: all heard the saying, Uh, beauty is on the inside.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just skin deep. That's true. Confidence is not
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  Speaker 1: an outward emotion. It's something that starts from within. Everything
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  Speaker 1: starts from within, and it exudes and and and and
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  Speaker 1: and manifest itself in the outward shape or form. So
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  Speaker 1: if you want people to value you, you must first
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  Speaker 1: value yourself. I tell my daughters all the time, you
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  Speaker 1: can train a man how to treat you well, Daddy,
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  Speaker 1: how do you train a man? You just don't accept
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  Speaker 1: bad treatment from him. If you don't accept bad treatment
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  Speaker 1: from him, little girl of mine, then guess what. He
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  Speaker 1: can't keep giving it to you. A person can only
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  Speaker 1: treat you the way you allow them to do it.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't accept a man coming to pick you
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  Speaker 1: up late all the time, and he comes to pick
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  Speaker 1: you up late twice, but you stop going with him
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  Speaker 1: every time he late, The next time he want to
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  Speaker 1: go out with you, he gotta be on time. Now.
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  Speaker 1: If he don't want to be on time, then guess what.
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  Speaker 1: You don't go out. You've trained him how to treat you,
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  Speaker 1: and if he don't line up with what you want,
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  Speaker 1: then guess what he not for you. At least you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to be mistreated the way he want to
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  Speaker 1: treat you by simply not allowing him to treat you
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  Speaker 1: any way he wants to. You cannot have high value
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  Speaker 1: for yourself and expect someone else to have a high
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  Speaker 1: value of you. That goes into the same thing with business.
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  Speaker 1: You can't go in and ask for a raise if
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  Speaker 1: you don't think you deserve one. What would cause you
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  Speaker 1: to walk in there and ask for a raise if
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  Speaker 1: you don't think you deserve one, If you don't have
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  Speaker 1: the facts to back up a raise, you can't want
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  Speaker 1: more money just because you don't spend all the money
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  Speaker 1: you had. You got to go in there and ask
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  Speaker 1: for a raise because you can show value to the company.
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  Speaker 1: You're worth this much more to the company. The company
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  Speaker 1: has become this because of you. Then you can show
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  Speaker 1: your value. Then you can go in there with a raise,
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  Speaker 1: and you can go in there with some confidence with
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  Speaker 1: the raise. It happens with goals and dreams. If you
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  Speaker 1: aim too low, your problem is you might hit it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say that for tomorrow. So it's what
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  Speaker 1: you think of yourself, how you value yourself, that matters most. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what was sent to me. I
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  Speaker 1: listen to this real careful, because this is going to
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  Speaker 1: register with a lot of people here we go. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. If you aren't being treated with love and respect,
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  Speaker 1: check your price tag. Maybe you've marked yourself down. It's
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  Speaker 1: you who tells people what you're worth. Get off the
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  Speaker 1: clearest rack and get behind the glass where they keep
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  Speaker 1: the valuables. It's you who tells people what you're worth.
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  Speaker 1: Get off the clearest rack and get behind the glass
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  Speaker 1: where they keep the valuables. Stop acting like you a
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  Speaker 1: sidewalk sale. Stop acting like you can be picked up
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  Speaker 1: at the swap meet. Stop acting like you belong in
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  Speaker 1: the junkyard. You're a new car. Don't act like an
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  Speaker 1: old car. I don't care how old you are to somebody.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be a new car. Stop putting yourself
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  Speaker 1: on the sales rack when clearly you deserve full price.
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  Speaker 1: If you lower the value for yourself, that's what we'll
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  Speaker 1: pay for you, and that's how we'll treat you, and
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  Speaker 1: that's how we respect. If you don't respect yourself, if
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  Speaker 1: I see you constantly disrespecting yourself, then you're gonna turn
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  Speaker 1: to me and demand respect. How how does that work?
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  Speaker 1: Get back there? Be that be a coat where they
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  Speaker 1: got the lock on it, so you can't take me
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  Speaker 1: off the rack and just try me on. No, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't how this work. See, but now you go over
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  Speaker 1: that to that valuable section in the store. You everybody
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  Speaker 1: been amazing. You got that stuff where you got to
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  Speaker 1: go get a salesperson to come and unlock it for
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  Speaker 1: you to even try it on. That's cause they to
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  Speaker 1: put a value on that. Are you going over there
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  Speaker 1: and just put the little shirt on? T shirts ain't
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  Speaker 1: locked up. Anybody can get one if you're steal his
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  Speaker 1: T shirt. It ain't that bigger lost stablefold dollars, pack
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  Speaker 1: of three. Come over here, body, swade, come over here,
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  Speaker 1: body's first stuff. We got locks on this stuff right
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  Speaker 1: here because it has value. We know it has value,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: so we can't just let you try to stop letting
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  Speaker 1: people just try you on. You got it, put the
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: value to yourself, maintain it, you determine your value. Don't
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  Speaker 1: let other people do it. You do it all right?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: Those are my clothing. Drop the mic, drop the mic, baby,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Tom appreciate. PILP needed that, but that I
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: just need thought starters. Hey man, can I tell y'all
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: something announcement? Have a great weekend man for all. Steve
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