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Sleeping President, Jay-Z and Dame, Jesse Jackson, Gap Band and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a suit on the don giving
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  Speaker 1: them like the million bucks things in the stubs. Strugh
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  Speaker 1: good Steve to the other, please, I don't join Jo.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn you go. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn you got to turn them out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water go. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: tha h I show will a good morning everybody, y'all
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harley got a radio show today? Is it? Everybody?
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  Speaker 1: On a real positive note? Today? Is it? Today? Is
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  Speaker 1: the day? You know, when I was in high school,
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  Speaker 1: you know, my mother was a Sunday school teaching until
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  Speaker 1: she passed. I would walk out the door every morning
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  Speaker 1: on my way to school, and my mother used to say,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, son, hey, don't forget today is the
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  Speaker 1: day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and
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  Speaker 1: be glad in it. And you know, I ain't think
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  Speaker 1: much of it. You know, it's just my mama being religious,
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  Speaker 1: you know, mom, spiritual woman. So you know I just
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  Speaker 1: took it as dad. But as I've gotten older, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's registered more and more with me. Today
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  Speaker 1: is the day that the Lord has made. Let us
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  Speaker 1: rejoice and be glad in it. That's pretty cool, man.
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  Speaker 1: What better blessing will you get throughout the day than
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  Speaker 1: the fact that he allowed you to live see another day?
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  Speaker 1: See sometimes, man, when you're young, you don't pay no
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  Speaker 1: attention to that. But all you got to do is
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  Speaker 1: keep living, keep watching some people that you know not
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  Speaker 1: be here anymore. Go to class reunions and they're smaller.
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  Speaker 1: See people that you really loved. It meant a lot
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  Speaker 1: till you leave this world, and all of a sudden, man,
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  Speaker 1: immortality starts to matter a great deal to you. Some
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  Speaker 1: of us learned this lesson sooner than others. But I know,
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  Speaker 1: when you're young, man, you know you think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be here for a while. You think you got time
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  Speaker 1: to play around, You think you got time to get
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  Speaker 1: it together, you got time to make the mistakes. And
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  Speaker 1: but man, oh man, almost every full blown adult that
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  Speaker 1: I know will tell you and have said these words
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  Speaker 1: right here many times. And I went, see the reason
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying this because I want you to hear them,
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna use them. If I only knew then
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  Speaker 1: what I know. Now. Do you know how many people
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  Speaker 1: have said those words right there? Because in time, man,
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  Speaker 1: you gain so much wisdom. Oh but it ain't like
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  Speaker 1: nobody didn't tell you though. Somebody told you back then.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, it's best to buckle down now, he said,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, you better quit wasting time. Hey, look, do
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  Speaker 1: your best at all the times. You know, stop stop
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  Speaker 1: worrying about that. I'm telling you, son, in a minute,
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  Speaker 1: them clubs ain't gonna mean nothing to you. In a minute,
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  Speaker 1: they're going out all the time, ain't gonna mean nothing
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  Speaker 1: to you. I can't tell you how many times I
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  Speaker 1: repeat it to my kids. But man, today is a
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  Speaker 1: different day, because today is the day that the Lord
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  Speaker 1: has made. So he gave you a shot today. If
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  Speaker 1: you woke up this morning, or if you're finishing your
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  Speaker 1: day on your shift, he gave you a new day.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing bigger than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you do something about that? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: take advantage of it? How About if you start today?
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  Speaker 1: How About if you stop hesitating today. How about if
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  Speaker 1: you stop delaying it today? How about if you stop
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  Speaker 1: procrastinating today. How About if you make today to day
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  Speaker 1: that you go forward. I mean, man, let's all just
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  Speaker 1: decide today, let's go for it. Let's put forth a
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  Speaker 1: maximum effort today. I mean, really, man, what you're doing
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  Speaker 1: you look, man, take advantage of this blessing of waking up,
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  Speaker 1: do something today. If you would just start the process, man,
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  Speaker 1: start that business you always dreamed of. Go looking to
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  Speaker 1: that other job you always yearn for. Go get the
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  Speaker 1: training you need to get the promotion. Man, going back
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  Speaker 1: to school. Man, go see what you need to do
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  Speaker 1: to lift yourself to the next level. Stop waking up
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  Speaker 1: every day seeing high it's gonna go, and start waking
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  Speaker 1: up and do something about how it goes. If you
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  Speaker 1: make one step, he'll make two. But you could people
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  Speaker 1: talk about all the time, man, it seems like you're
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  Speaker 1: always getting a blessing. Oh man, when you're talking to
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  Speaker 1: a person, listen to this. If you're talking to a
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  Speaker 1: person and it seems like there's always a blessing coming
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  Speaker 1: his way, let me tell you what that person doing.
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  Speaker 1: That person is putting one foot in front of the next.
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  Speaker 1: That person is putting forth some efforts out there. And
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  Speaker 1: that's the only way God can bless you. God can
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  Speaker 1: only bless you with your efforts. He can only put
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  Speaker 1: his finger on the thing that you are doing or attempting.
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  Speaker 1: That's all he could help you with. He that are
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  Speaker 1: no jobs walking up to your door, knocking on your door.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're beating the payment, if you're sending in
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  Speaker 1: the apps, if you online scouring somewhere to work, somewhere
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  Speaker 1: to get a job, then God can touch somebody's hard
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  Speaker 1: to hire you. But if you're sitting at the house
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  Speaker 1: every day, smoke every day, drinking. But you wondered why
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  Speaker 1: you just can't get a job the couple times you
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  Speaker 1: don't want out there, you got to If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got a job, you gotta go get one every day.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go look for one every single day.
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  Speaker 1: You can't take no days off. How about today? How
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  Speaker 1: about today? If we decide today is a day that
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make the move. Today is the day that
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  Speaker 1: we stop delaying, hesitating, procrastinating. Today is to day that
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  Speaker 1: we take a step in the direction to do something
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  Speaker 1: for ourselves, for our lives, for our family, for our wives,
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  Speaker 1: for our children, for our community, for our school. Do
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  Speaker 1: something today, for crying out loud, man, stop sitting in
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  Speaker 1: your own own life. In just a stew of misery
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  Speaker 1: in your own life. I'm gonna tell you something. If
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  Speaker 1: you are in a state of confusion, if you are troubling,
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  Speaker 1: if you're stuck on what to do next, you let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what's happening. You're not doing enough. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Man. See when I get in a place, man,
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  Speaker 1: where I don't know what the next move is, it's
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  Speaker 1: because out unusually stalled out. See, this is the way
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  Speaker 1: God works. This is the way He's worked for me.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I'm busy and I'm about the business of
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  Speaker 1: always trying to live my creed, which is ABC. My
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  Speaker 1: motto is ABC always be closing. I'm always working on something,
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  Speaker 1: something to close something. When you're so busy with the
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  Speaker 1: business of improving yourself and doing with yourself and becoming
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  Speaker 1: the best you you can be, God is always working
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  Speaker 1: on your behalf behind some scene of something that you're
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  Speaker 1: in the process of tempting to close. But because you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing all you can do, you're limiting you. You
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  Speaker 1: are because if your decision not to give you all
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  Speaker 1: in all, you're limiting the opportunities for God to put
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  Speaker 1: his finger on things and touch them. On your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if the average person really understands or
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  Speaker 1: knows what it takes to truly be successful on whatever
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  Speaker 1: level you're talking about. But whatever that level is, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what a dollar amount you've got attached to it,
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  Speaker 1: what level you've got if you have made the decision
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  Speaker 1: that you're going to be successful. I think that a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people, the average person does not know what
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  Speaker 1: that means. Whatever level you've decided to be successful on, See,
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  Speaker 1: that's your level of faith, that's where you see your
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  Speaker 1: life at. Well, guess what you got to maximize your
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  Speaker 1: efforts to even get to that level. So listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to be successful at your church, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to be successful in your relationship, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to be successful out at the day kissing, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to be successful at your college, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to be successful on your job, guess what it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna take all you got in that world to become
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  Speaker 1: a success. I don't know why people think that if
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to be what somebody else say, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to put forth that effort. Now I ain't wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to put forth your maximum effort at whatever
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  Speaker 1: role you're trying to accomplish, Lord, have mercy. Man. How
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  Speaker 1: about today, though, y'all, how about today today as a
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  Speaker 1: good one. Let's make today today. Let's get out of that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get on with it. Stop hesitating, stop delaying, stop procrastinating,
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  Speaker 1: start today. Watch God have something to put his finger
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  Speaker 1: on there. And that's all you're trying to do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: To line yourself up with God's grace, you gotta put
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  Speaker 1: out a lot of effort so God can put his
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  Speaker 1: finger on something. You feel me today, I shall hope
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  Speaker 1: you do, because I'm on one today. Let's go a shout,
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the start of the Steve
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Martin Show. Just how I'm gonna do it this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace sangs another hit, siscol Kid was a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine. Yeah you know what he did. He drank
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  Speaker 1: a whisky poncho, drank the wine. Hey but jam right there.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody. I will open up all my shows
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  Speaker 1: for next week or so with the greatest songwriter of
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  Speaker 1: all time Roscoe Wallace doing one of the hits that
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  Speaker 1: he's written that they refuse to give him credit for.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Roscoe is in a fight with the music industry to
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  Speaker 1: get all his walties paid. If the court sees it
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  Speaker 1: the way Roscoe Wallace has it playing Roscold is old
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  Speaker 1: all or trillion dollars money here the royal and back pay.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if Roscoe with junior call it Shirley, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: Miss siem Monica morning, sir, good stop tom Man, Uncle,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Man. You know it's holiday season,
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  Speaker 1: but a lot of traveling going on at this type
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  Speaker 1: of stuff. And I'm not even not really threeal about it,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't like traveling with people ain't got no money,
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  Speaker 1: because stay, I know what they're gonna look. You have
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  Speaker 1: before you got super rich or anything like that, just
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  Speaker 1: when you just regular dude. You ever travel with people
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  Speaker 1: that had they had no money for a long period
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  Speaker 1: of time. Oh, I had a bus pass. Everybody I
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  Speaker 1: travel with their hand no money as we had money.
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  Speaker 1: Who hasn't we own this damn bus? Yeah, at ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine dollars summer pass. Anywhere you want to go, you
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  Speaker 1: just gotta want five five days to get that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars bus pass Cleveland to Dating with damn
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  Speaker 1: near day and there's only four hours away. But by
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  Speaker 1: the time you started, took a damn ned day. By
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  Speaker 1: the time because you got start Zanesville or Stubenville, Youngstown,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna go to Cincinnati, then back up to day.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna be all damn day. So yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: like traveling people like that. I've seen some incredible things
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  Speaker 1: on a bus that really shouldn't see. One of my
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  Speaker 1: favorite pieces of luggage is a clothes basket with trash
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  Speaker 1: bag over the top of it and duct tape surrounded ugage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I saw this. I was never
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  Speaker 1: that person. I was a little more creative than that.
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  Speaker 1: My other favorite piece of luggage is four trash bags
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  Speaker 1: put inside each other. We're clothes in it that should
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  Speaker 1: be in the trash and the little bread tie only
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  Speaker 1: was always in the bread type badly clothing. You could
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  Speaker 1: only twist it one time and so the two ends
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  Speaker 1: stabbed you. That was my most interesting one. And then
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  Speaker 1: I loved people who would take empty bags of loafs
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  Speaker 1: of bread and pack stuff in it and then carried like,
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  Speaker 1: we can't see the damnis loaves of bread that was posted,
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  Speaker 1: but you didn't put socks and crayons and coming up
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  Speaker 1: coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna start throw off. We're gonna start the show off
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  Speaker 1: with nephew Tommy's run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, guys, time to start
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  Speaker 1: our morning off with running that prank back and the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: What you got, nef, Guess who is moving next door?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that one more time. Guess who is
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  Speaker 1: moving next door? That dog? If you would hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach uh mister Dolphin, Dolan, Dolan Dolan, mister Dolan, sir,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is uh Clifford Cooper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what can you do for you? Mister? Uh? You? You
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  Speaker 1: you live at uh uh check you out a draw?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you want to know that? Well? Actually, I'm
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  Speaker 1: at sixteen twenty three. I bought I bought the uh
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  Speaker 1: I actually bought the house that was for sale next door.
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  Speaker 1: T oh okay, well congratulations, But how did you get
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  Speaker 1: my number? Actually the realtor told me that he had
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  Speaker 1: your number because I said I wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 1: to the neighbor's next door. And he told me that
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  Speaker 1: mister Dolan was actually the person next door and and
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  Speaker 1: uh he didn't think you would mind me me actually
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  Speaker 1: getting the number. Okay, well I'll talk with the real
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  Speaker 1: little layer. But what can I do for you? Sir? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: I what I wanted to know is to do do
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  Speaker 1: you have any problems like living next door to to
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  Speaker 1: to black people? I'm sorry, what did you just ask me?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like like I you know, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I just bought the place next door, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to know, do you have any problems you know, living
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  Speaker 1: next door the black people? Uh? No, sir, I have
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  Speaker 1: no problem. I'm assuming you're a black man, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: I have no problem with that. I judge people by
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  Speaker 1: their actions, not their color. Okay, now do you do
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  Speaker 1: you do you have any any black people experience? Well? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've worked with, gone to school with, has several friends
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  Speaker 1: of many different ethnicities. Uh but what what is it? What?
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  Speaker 1: What's this? How is this relative? Well, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be living next
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  Speaker 1: to you, and I'm just keep making sure that you know,
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  Speaker 1: you and I can coincide, co exist rather on the
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  Speaker 1: same block and not really have a problem with one another.
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  Speaker 1: Base Because what I'm trying to say, well, do you
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  Speaker 1: have a problem with white people. Uh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem white people. Uh I cool.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to make sure you know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because me and you already have a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a problem already, you know we do. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we have a problem. I mean, I'm bothering me while
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  Speaker 1: on that work. What's your problem? Okay? Well my problem
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  Speaker 1: is this is that, you know, after purchasing the property,
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  Speaker 1: I went downtown to the city and actually looked at,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the layout of this entire property. And when
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  Speaker 1: I look at it, you actually twenty five close to
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  Speaker 1: thirty feet over the property line. Well, now you look
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  Speaker 1: at the wrong map. No, no, the fifth that separates
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  Speaker 1: my backyard from your backyard. You are thirty feet over that.
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  Speaker 1: That's impossible, you know, listen, and I know this is
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  Speaker 1: not let me let me know. I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you got a jacouzi in your backyard? Right,
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  Speaker 1: so you've been even spine on me. No, I haven't
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  Speaker 1: inspired on you, sir. I'm just telling you close to
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  Speaker 1: that I'm far from that fifth line. Don't. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: have a jakouzi there? Well, as a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: I do yes, okay, So now the pool is the
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  Speaker 1: pool is okay. But but if I if I pushed
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  Speaker 1: that fifth line back thirty and actually get the property
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  Speaker 1: that I'm supposed to have, but I pretty much own
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  Speaker 1: yo yo yo, jacuz, you'll hate to nacy. Okay, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I've been in that house for
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  Speaker 1: ten years. We put that sense up when we moved in,
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  Speaker 1: and it was based on the property line that was
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  Speaker 1: that was the set when ten years ago. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're looking at, but my fence is not moving,
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  Speaker 1: my Jacuzi's not moving, and there's there's no changing that. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me let me. I'm glad you dose
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  Speaker 1: your voice what you wanted the voice No, none, none,
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  Speaker 1: you hear you hear the old cup for out. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you so, uh either we're gonna take the
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  Speaker 1: fifth line and move it where supposed to be. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna put a gate between uh I two yards,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be able to coming get in mis
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  Speaker 1: j Couvin pool whenever I want to. All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: let's let's let's talk about this. First of all, there's
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  Speaker 1: gonna not gonna be a gate, okay, And as far
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  Speaker 1: as you just coming over and getting into jacuzi at will.
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  Speaker 1: I got a real problem with that. You've called me
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  Speaker 1: at work. I'm on the job and I'm having to
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  Speaker 1: listen to this on a future neighbor who's making weird
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  Speaker 1: claims about how he owns part of my lamp. Too bad,
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  Speaker 1: I hold the jacuz he. No, no, you did not
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  Speaker 1: pay for that jacuzi. You did not pay for that tense.
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  Speaker 1: You just showed up making a He called me at work,
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  Speaker 1: and and and and and then you hand me some
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  Speaker 1: story with no evidence. I don't go down to the
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  Speaker 1: city hall and look at those papers myself, because I
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  Speaker 1: don't turst word you're saying. I've been there for ten years.
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  Speaker 1: I've had ten other neighbors in that backyard. You don't
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  Speaker 1: cycle through once a year, I swear, And I've never
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  Speaker 1: had any problems with him until you come along. This
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  Speaker 1: is some okay. Well, I tell you what, there's something
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  Speaker 1: you need to understand. You got a new black neighbor,
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  Speaker 1: and you got a new black neighbor that own party
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  Speaker 1: owns your jacuzi because you're over the fence line, all right,
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  Speaker 1: And as soon as I move in, I'm coming and
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting in my jakouzi here with the man. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Just no move into that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna use the jakouzi on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. You
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: get it on Twoday, Thursday and the weekend. That's it,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: because Blady is damn jakouzi belongs to me. The jakouzi
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: is a home my black man and a white man,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna get along. Bladam line. Look here, let
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: listen hear you? Who you to dictate what days I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: get to use my jakuzi because it's not coming over
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: to mind. Just you know you were crying. It's I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: was jakouzi because you you built it. That's the only
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: thing that makes it yours. It being on my part
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: of the property, I was making mind. So therefore we're
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: gonna share this damn jakouzi and we're gonna try to
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: get you jakouzi. I'm passing your across the fence. I
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: will be there on Monday's Wednesdays and you ain't gonna
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: be I'll be standing at my jacuzi with a shotgun.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: You take one step over to my property, my property line.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I swear if I can jump through this phone. I'd
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: wring your neck. You know who's gonna be in there
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: with me? Who they gonna be in there? I'm gonna
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: have cutting Hell in the damn jacous Who cutting Hell?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: My co worker? Hey man, this is nephew. Tell me man,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: you your boy cutting hal got me the plank phone?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Call you this, Oh pay back to We got you mad,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: We got you you. Und I got one more thing
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: to ask you, man, what is the baddest and I
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Harvey's Radio Shore. All right, nephew, thank you? Coming up next,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: it is asked the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: in the building. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the hour. And trending entertainment news, some very very sad news.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Gap band founding legendary member Ronnie Wilson has passed away
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: our deepest condoletion going out to yeah, Charlie Wilson, oh man, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: very sad, um wow, and other trending news. Alicia Keys
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and Swiss Beats show up their home and um. Plus
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Carla has music news and we'll talk about all of
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: these stories at the top of the hour, but right
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: now it is time for Steve's favorite segment is called
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Ask the CLO. CLO standing for Chief Love Officer, Ready
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: for your love questions. This one is from Shara and Augusta.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Chara writes, I recently moved from my parents home to
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: my first home, and I left my old bedroom furniture.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: My mother was cleaning out one of my dress drawers
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and called me laughing hysterically. She had found my bag
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: of sex toys that I left him there by mistake.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I was ashamed but happy. My dad wasn't home. The
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: next day, my dad called me laughing about the same thing.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I am so upset that my mom tells him everything.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: She said, it's no big deal, but it's very embarrassing
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: for me. Am I overreacting? Yeah, because there are people
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: married people who share jokes, and right now you do, Joe.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: You know what they laugh because they cut two three
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: of them? Oh rabbit lady book bullets. You know. You
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: know purple people eatough. You know, they got all kinds
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: of stuff in there. I don't know how I noticed
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: stuff I just seen from you know, Rassberry delight, you know.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: But Nana Olah, you know what they got the cherry pickle.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: You know they got some stuff in there. Man, you
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: just got to know what it is, you know, you know.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: But on the zoom it's a lot of people blushing.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: So let's just move on, Okay, we will. Vicky and Hoover, Alabama,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: says my husband and I got new phones, and he
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: mistakenly took my new phone to the store with him. Sunday.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: He came in. It was acting all mad, saying a
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: man had called my phone and hung up on him.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I panicked because my male friends play a lot on
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the phone, so I didn't know what they had done.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: He accused me of having an affair, and my stomach
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: got queasy. After I threw up. He said he was
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: joking and he just wanted to see how I would react.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Is this cruel behavior or should I take it as
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: a joke and move on? Wait a minute, Hold up,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you threw up a sure sign of guilty. You vomited.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: You know many lies out and told I've never vomited.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I've been the court line and never vomited. I've been
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: talking to the police and knew not to vomit. Oh
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you know, the wives and asked me questions out of
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: lied and never vomited. Wish the hell I would vomit.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You guilty? She accused you and cheating. I got stomach,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: guy queens out threw up? The hell you throwing a phone.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I wrote a check to the government one time for time.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, damn, they had to write another one. I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: can't seeing this one. Then they can't read this one
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: being cruel and should take it joke. Take it as
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: a joke. You better be glad he didn't read nothing
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: into that. Mommy, this is a blessing. Lady, got to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: be kidding. Let me tell you something. Ladies, ask your
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: man something about a woman just called your phone while
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I had it and she hung up and I thank
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you cheating and your dude vomit. Guilty, guilty as shot?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: All right? All right, Betty, well, I must have ate
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: something bad. I don't know what's wrong. Food, all right.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Moving on Lewis and Detroit, Steve Lewis writes that I've
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: been married to my second wife for almost a year,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: and this is her second marriage as well. Um. She
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: brought some old friends from her marriage into our friends group,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: and the ladies always make references about her ex husband
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and how nice her old house was. I am not
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: insecure at all. But I did ask my wife why
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: she doesn't stop them from mentioning her X so much.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: She said, I shouldn't sweat the small stuff, and how
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: do I deal with this situation? Ye, marriage number three
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: took me three times to get it right. Sometimes three times.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It's the chump you seem to be falling into that bracket,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: always mentioning your excess house and bringing them up and
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: what they're in the group for. Anyway, Man, there's too
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: many people in y'all's damn marriage. Y'all's marriage ain't gonna
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: make it if you leave all these people in it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: The past is what it is. It's supposed to stay there.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: If you keep bringing the past up, you're gonna mess
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: up your future. That's a fact. You Dog. What is
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: we talking about? What you keep talking about? The expo
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and the house you used to have? Well, we ain't
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: got that house. And I might not be insecure, but
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: dog going, I'm not fitting sill and take all these
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: shots in the mouth next. Ye mash number three, I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: love you too, says you say it twice before you're
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: good at it. Just say it a third time and
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: go on and get on here Mecy and Memphis says
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Steve that I've got a five year old daughter that
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: has too grown for her age. She's always watching videos
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: on her phone and she's taken on the personality of
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: her fifteen year old sister. And I try to manage
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: it as best I can. She came home from hanging
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: out at the park with her older sister and she
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: told me that she saw two dogs doing it. I
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: asked her what they were doing, and she said it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to beat the breaks off my fifteen year
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: old if she's taking like that, if she's talking like
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that around my baby, And how do I address this
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: with my two girls? What you what? You're jumping on
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: a fifteen year old for you're the parent, you know
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: this started a long time ago. You your five year
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: old is out of control because you've allowed her to
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: get out of control. Now you're blaming it on a
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: fifteen year old. But fifteen year old is out of
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: control because boom yeah, And like Tommy say, she got
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: a phone and she looking at videos on the phone
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: at five years old? Why she got a phone. Why
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: she got access to a phone, Why she's talking back
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: to you? See, let me show you how you would
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: have went, Shirley, you my mother and asked me about that,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: would asked me about that? So what did you say, baby?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: What did you mean you saw two dogs doing it?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I saw two dogs doing it. Fuck exactly. That's how
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: that would have went at my house doing it. Fuck.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: That was my mama's backhand, cross my mouth. But see,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: y'all don't do that no more. So now you have
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: what you have now I went, we don't raise our
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: kids like that no more. Okay, cool, that's why your
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: kids is off the change. See five, ye don't need
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: the fifteen year old ass woman. That's all this shit,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: old Steve huh m. She says she's gonna beat the
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: breaks off her fifteen year old, that's what she said.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: But she not. And let me explain something. Beating is
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: not the answer to this right here. You really got
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to sit your children down and get some order and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: some rules in your house. That's just all what it is.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You've lost control of what you supposed to be in
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: control though to many people got phones. All right, good advice, cello,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you coming up. I have your old in charge
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: of a damn thing up in Hire coming up. At
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment news
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: for you. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, some sad news. One of the legendary founding
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: father founding members of the Gap band, Ronnie Wilson, has
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: passed away. This is according to his family. Ronnie suffered
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: stroke last week and within a semi coma and he
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: never recovered. We're offering, of course, our deepest, deepest condolences
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: to Ronnie Wilson's family. That's his wife, has children, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: of course his brother, Charlie Wilson. This was a good
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: dude right here. Man. Ronnie Wilson was a very very
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: good dude. I toured. I toured in a couple of
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: stage plays. He was a bad boy. Yeah. He moved
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: to Houston, stay here in Houston for a while, and
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: then later he moved to, uh to San Antonio. That's
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: probably where he last resided because uh, I think he
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: had even opened I mean, he started preaching down there
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: in San Antonio. Ronnie was a really really good good man. Wow,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that's a lot musical genius. Yeah, yeah, he wrote a
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: lot for the Gap band. Yeah, producer, again, our condolence
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: is going out to the entire family. All right, we're
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: gonna switch gears. And on a lighter note, we got
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: to talk about Alicia Keys and Swiss Beats. Uh. They're
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: showing off their California home and Architectural Digest. It's eleven
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: thousand square foot home. It's in uh Lajoya Lajoia, California,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: which is featured on the cover of Architectural Digest December issue.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: It sits on a mountain side overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: It has Florida ceiling glass windows and a stunning infinity pool.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It's so fancy. They say that it served as the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: inspiration for Tony Stark's futuristic home in Iron Man. So
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: there you go. No, it's dope. No, the crib is dope.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You've been there. I saw no comment it's dope. Didn't
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: drag that out of you. Yeah, well, okay, all right,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and finally Carla is here with today's music news. But
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: you got Carla. Okay, Well, guys, congratulations are in order
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: for the artist her. She lands the lead in the
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty one Soul Train Award nominations. She has a song,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Album of the Year Video of the Year. Jasmine Sullivan
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: and Chris Brown followed. They got six nods each. Now,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the Soul Train Awards will be held at the legendary
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Apollo Theater in Harlem this year, making it the first
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: time awards. Yes, Steve Yep at the Apollo Theater in Hallmane.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: What they got the crew. They got the crew at
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the Apollo Theater to pull it off and well deserved.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I've been knowing that crew for years. Every time I'm
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: going back. It's the same boys back there, Joe and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: all in boys and boys know how to put on
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: the show. Well, that's good, that's good. Maxwell will receive
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: the legend Award a Shanty. She will receive the Lady
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: of Soul. She is the honoree twenty twenty one Soul
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Train Awards. And now they're gonna tape it on November twentieth.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: It will air on November twenty eighth, and it is
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: hosted by to Sheina Campbell and I'm sorry Titia Campbell
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: and to Sheina Arnold. You know this is the fourth
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: year in a row hosting the Soul Training Awards. Yes,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: they do. They do. They have fun hosting, so we'll
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: be watching. I know they're gonna do a song, Yes,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: they do. They always go crazy with the junior girl
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: because Harmodi is everything she got body aidi adi adi Adie.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonnahead that much old I'm same thing. That's
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: what we're wishing for, probably that girl shout out to
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a shanty morning yep. And in other music news, it's
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Award Music Season twenty twenty one American Music Awards will
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: be hosted by Cardie B. This is big and that's
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: going down on November twenty first, Cardi B hosting the AMAS.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be nice. God, So that is fine. That's
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: what it's gonna be. Just fine. That's music news. There,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you got, all right? Thank you? Carl. Hey, Tommy, huh
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: excuse me, hello, just talking to you. What show would
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: you be really good at hosting other than the one
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you want? I'm talking about like Court Awards show. I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: hadn't thought about that. Huh. He'll go forward, Academy Awards.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah, go forward, go forward? No, you don't
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: see that. Huh you don't see that? Hell no? What
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: what he's an actor? What can I do that? I
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: can't host them. Come on, man, height you know tilling
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: like something that's really like, you know, People's choice or
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: something like that. You know something. They're not fitling it,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: damn Oscars. How about lap Image Award work? I mean
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: not not because it's lesser, it's just that we not
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: fitling whole. Dain't they took Kevin off of it? You
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: talk about Academy Awards. Hey, everybody shouldn't be no, damn Austin. Yeah,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: so I'm worried about that Image Awards. That would be
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: nice to host, um brain all of them, any of them?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: What about Nephew can be What about the immage? Yep,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I could do it. You can do it? Make you proud?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: No no again, no no no, because I'd be up
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: for Emmies and then I don't get them, and you
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: know you be the one me and you're gonna have problem.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah here, yeah, you're gonna blame the host whatever. You know,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: you said it, you see it. You know you open
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the envelope. You know what we do to winner. Let
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: me call my author right quick, listen, you didn't live Yeah,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I don't even care, just say on Steve name anyway,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I don't give that. I can't do that. Do that?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Come have for twenty minutes after the hour, man, you
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: can't do that? I did. Can we have a twenty
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour? President Biden caught sleeping on the job.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. Get some sleep.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show, So Steve, President Biden
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: is just being dragged right now in social media. They're
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: dragging him because he fell asleep. And I'm talking to
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: you directly because you can relate to this. But President
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Biden fell asleep during the opening speeches of the COP
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: twenty six Climate Summit. One of the staffers woke him up,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and the President then uncrossed his arms and listened to
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: what the staff member was telling him before applauding the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: opening speaker. Medical experts said, when you are bored, there
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: is no motivational stimuli getting into your brain, no dopamine
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and is being released, and you therefore tend to feel
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: tired and sleepy. Unto understood. Yeah, okay, the times I've
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: done a Joe Biden Lais I had was at the
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: LAIS headquarters in Dallas. A fella sleep. They was talking.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I was at a chip because they put a graph up.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They turned the lights off talking about Cheeto sales and
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: all this hit like, I give a damn with sleeper that.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Then I was at a pitch meeting one time and
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: it wasn't my turn to talk, and the dude I
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: wanted to pitch me anymore, he was pitching this project
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: so wrong. I knew he wasn't getting the TV show.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: So I went on went to Sleeping Now church. I've
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: been to church. We had a minister one time and
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: he didn't have no volume. His whole sermon was a talk.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: You know, God so loved the world that he gave
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: his only be gotten, the son. Hey man, we all
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: know this verse. Pick it up, you know, give me something.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Hit a tambourine, you need a drummer, you need something.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I've fallen sleeping Now. I went to court with a
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: friend of mine and uh it wasn't looking good, and uh,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you wasn't. I wasn't on trial, So hell, yeah, that's
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the attitude. Crazy. You don't try your ass be paying
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: attention better. Yeah, yeah, that's been And I'm okay with
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden going to sleep at the summit. Yeah, it
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: probably is boring. You shouldn't go to sleep You're not
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about the most infamous time you went to
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Sleeping Bay. Boy. I know you ain't leaving that one out.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: You're not going to talk about that. Well, we was
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: interviewing some people at the MGM Grand and they were
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: special guests this morning. But I've been gambling all night.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: We was on the ass at three am in the morning.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I left a casino at two thirty and we're sitting
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: there in the interview was at Fox fifteen and at
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: FHO fifteen. My whole brain had shut off. And so
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: while that two white dudes was talking, I dropped the mic.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: It hit the flow. Sherley says Steve. I turned a
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: right away. What I looked at them two white people.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who they were. I thought they was fed,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and I thought my ass was gone. All right, we'll
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: take your phone calls. Check Steve's voicemail at eight seven
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine, Steve. Right after this, you're listening Steve
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Time to check Steve's voicemail eight seven
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: is the number. All right, Steve, let's go to the phones.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: We got line one Carlton in Chicago. Hte Harvey a family,
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  Speaker 1: Carl to Murray, loving you in Chicago. Man, it's cold,
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  Speaker 1: it okay, hang up, we gotta go. I've lived in
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  Speaker 1: Chicago twice in the early nineties, and I lived there
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  Speaker 1: again from two thousand and five to two thousand and twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty fifteen. I lived seventy five years in Cago and
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  Speaker 1: it is cold. It is the coldest place in the
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  Speaker 1: United States I've ever lived. And it's cold. Beautiful city
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  Speaker 1: in the summer. But the crazy thing was, I was
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: never there in the summer. Always had to be to
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: go tape shows somewhere. And then when I came back,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I came back in October, September October, so all I
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: saw was a couple of nice little days and they
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: weren't million nine. And then after that it comes held
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: in the form of Frosty vishes in Chicago. But great city, man,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: great people, great radio station there V one oh three.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about some real smart people in radio up there,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: man been I've been fans of Chicago radio for a
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: long time. But no one does radio the way Chicago does.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: No one. Chicago was a radio city, you know, and
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: the dude feeder that used to report on radio. He
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: jacked me one time. He jacked me one time. But
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there. But you know, you can't
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  Speaker 1: stop it because we've got good ass ratings up there,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: so or whatever, right, you know? All right, Carlton, thank you? Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go to line too, Steve. This caller
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: just has a question about comedy. Hey, Steve O Bick,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: fan of yours happen for a long time. I have
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  Speaker 1: one question. If you were going to pass off your
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: keen comedy clown, who would you pass it to? Well?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Living today right now is Dave Chappelle. This is this
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: is my personal Mount Rushmore of comedy, excluding Richard Pryor,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: because he's a plaque by himself. Richard Pryor is a
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: monument himself. My Mount Rushmore of comedy outside of Richard Pryor.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: For me, now keep in mind, I'm sixty four, it's
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Cedric the entertainer, because I just
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I just know comedy man, And what do you how
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  Speaker 1: these dudes right and and and and how they are
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  Speaker 1: on stage when they in the best element. I got Rock,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I got Chappelle, I got cedric uh, I'm I'm I'm
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: gonna just be honest with you. Man. If if if
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I looked at my body of work and what I did,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I would put myself on that wall because when I
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: was doing it, I was I was that to me
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: and I'm just being real with you. But then I'm
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: just impartial. Man. Bernie. Bernie would be on that because
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  Speaker 1: of the way he worked. I don't people don't really
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: understand comedy, and then I would have to say, after
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: saying myself, Bernie has said, I have to include d
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: l hugely because the Kings of Comedy was an event
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  Speaker 1: that's never been done prior and never been duplicated after
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the Kings of Comedy. Man was the four of us
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: as a unit, It's undeniable in history of comedy. I
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: don't kill who you are now, if you're being honest,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about that collective group of dudes did something
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  Speaker 1: that had never been done before and has never been
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: done since period. For me, Man, my dollars in terms
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: of dudes that's on stage, that's really vicious. Earthquake, Hankis
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Quake is a letter now in that in that level
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  Speaker 1: right there. But they've taken it to another level. He
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  Speaker 1: gets a huge monument. Is Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart gets
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: he gets a plaque for the way he's diversified his
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: stand up. Now Eddie, Eddie and Richard. That's that's somewhere else.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: We're talking about them here. All right, all right, thank
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you Steve. Coming up next, it is a nephew with
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Right after this you're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Write about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
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  Speaker 1: The subject my ex husband wants me to be his side.
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  Speaker 1: Check right now the nephews here with today's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his naugh This right here is
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: pecan tree. Pea can not pecan, but pekan cancan. My
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: granddad called peak peaking, and the peaks peakn try Okay,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: my grandmother called it pecan yeah, my grandma okay, okay,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna say it again. My granddaddy called everybody
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: everybody on my granddadd of Porch called it peakneverybody in
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood in South Park said the country not gonna
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: get Everybody in Study Wood in Houston, Texas called it
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: peakan where everybody below I ten said, the country where
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: everybody north the forty five calls it peakn. So that's
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: South Dallas, Okay, cool, North Houston whatever anyway, PEAKN. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go care dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: LC hey, let me let me Hey. My name is Marcus.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Uh My mama named little next dough to you, mister
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and missus my mom and daddy little next dough to you.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: And I was calling called, y'all got a pecan try
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  Speaker 1: in y'all backyard, I mean right on the fish line,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: and it keeps, you know, pecan and stuff keep falling
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: over into my mam and them yard. So I tall
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to see if y'all can do something man, where y'all
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: can pick up I mean, my mama and them got
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: a little older. You know, we've been picking them up
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: for a long time. But I need somebody to, like,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: so that they won't, you know, the pecans won't be
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: falling over into my mom and them yard because you know,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: for them to be bending over like they're picking up
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: them pacan and it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to haul at you and see if
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: when we turn the lamo on and stuff, man, it
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: just you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: of the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: first of all, Mama con tres an old coon tree,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: and uh it's fall well and I can't see me
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: cutting it. Well, I mean, I'm what I'm saying, you
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: can't have nobody to maintain your yard. But I mean
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you it's your mother. You can maintain your mother's yard. Sir.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: day and check on them. But I don't have time
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: to go on the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, if you just
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: it don't seem no more than like maybe four or
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: five limbs that's hanging over there. But them four or
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: five limbs, I mean they they there's a lot of
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: pecans falling off of that. So if you lady my
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: bacon tree to shady, I go back there. There's no
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: kind of nothing back the okay whatever, sir, I'm not
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: cutting my tree for a little like that. Sir, Listen,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm trying to get you to do
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: is I'm not I want you cutting your entire tree down.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: so you know those that way that those are the
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: And and and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: now and asking you when you please cut this down
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: through these pecans and quit falling over my mama them
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: yard almost and you all you can do is hard
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: from one someone I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: It's it's a guy that it's a guy that cuts
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: the yard. But even when he cutting the yard, these
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: pecans is flying out from underneath the yard. The law
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: more they sooner, lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: What kind of lord person you have that don't pick
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: up before they cut? That's food? Why am I arguing
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: with you about picking up stuff? And all of this?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you to cut a funking left five limbs,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: so these dog gonna pecans ain't a falling over my
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: mama yard. You you want to cut, you're gonna make
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: me come over here and cut the old I would
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: come cut the whole damn tree down. You ain't gonna
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: put my tree. I brew that tree from when I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: was a kid, and that tree gonna say that York long.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I stayed though, sir, Look, I didn't ask you like
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a man to cut your little fun get for corn
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: tree down. Now. I ain't in the hat. No what
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you know what? Guess what you you you you bad enough,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you can't cut it. I've been look sir, tonight today,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: ruther this evening. It's either gonna be two things happening.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Either you're gonna cut the five limbs that I won't cut.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut, cut the whole damn or corn tree down.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: That's my tree in any game. Nobody gonna with my
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I'm here right now. I'm you don't hear them the
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: yard right now? Come on? Is you over that right now?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Right now? I will bring my right home back. You
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: know what I'm you get my numb in the way,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: got your mother. I got it because it's the same.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: It is one that dress left than my mama's. You're
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: gonna cut this damn tree down. I'm waiting on them.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: But anyway, man, I ain't us my prep and sething
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: in a long time. Any wait, I've been waiting on
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: them like you. You didn't lost your damn mind. You live,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: yall cook. I told you once and I told you twice.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I'm old you younger, gonna do that. See that's what's right. Then.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: You know what you can do? Tell your mom to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: make up a corn pie. What you say by my mama,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Tell her to make a pacorn pop and come for me.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Tell my mama, what make a corn pot with make
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: up pecoran pie? I don't want no pecoran pop. We
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: don't even eat pocan pie. We're so sick. And he's down, Pecun.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You got following over in the backyard. You got to
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: do something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying to I'm
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I really am
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: hurt me. Hurt me, Come on, hurt me pretty for me.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm on my I'm on my way. It's your side side,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: it's you outside, you know how you know stay. You
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: know what. I'm here. I'm here, I'm I'm I'm gonna
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: be in your mamaway. Dude, you get out. You get
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: out my mama driveway right now, get out my mama driveway.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I won't up putting me out. I'm God. You get
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: your you get back in your drive when you get
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: out my mama, John w get out of you. Get
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: out of my mama John Way, no crime for now.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Tell you I'm here waiting on you. You get out
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: of my mamma. Get out of my mama. Joe Way,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: better go cook me some me because I'm gonna sit here.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you with you listen. You know I'm wanna try to
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: say I'm waiting at you at your mama house. This
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: is Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your brother. Man, I don't
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  Speaker 1: say this, sun Man. I'm gonna put my seat. Man,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm anna, but I don't play. I'm too old. Elcie.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Do me a favor. First of all, get out till
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: people yard. Go back to your yard. You gave me
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: half blood pressure. Ain't nobody mad about your pecuns. Treat
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: none of that. Ain't nobody fing to cut it down.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tripping you. Right now, man, I've been carrying
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: my grandkids school. Listen to this man. Y'all boy, y'all, y'all,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: y'all boy, y'all. So man, I got one more question
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  Speaker 1: was wrong, was wrong, but you said pecan for the record,
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• 53:23
  Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters subject my ex husband wants me
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. And the subject is my ex husband wants
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  Speaker 1: me to be his side chick. All right, here we go, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You're Stephen Shirley. I was married for almost fifteen years
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and my husband cheated on me several times. He eventually
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: got tired of hurting me, or so he said, and
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: he divorced me. I was depressed at first, but in
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: the past two years I've started getting my mojo back,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: and although I'm not dating, I want desperately to have sex.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I've been able to forgive my ex husband, and that's
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: how i know I'm in a better place mentally and emotionally.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: We don't have children together, but I'm very close to
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: his teenage daughter. She lives with her mom, but she
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: spends some weekends with me. The last time she spent
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the night with me, her father popped up and asked
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: if we could all have a movie night, just like
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: old times. I couldn't say no because she was so
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: glad to see her daddy. Halfway through the movie, she
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: fell asleep on the couch and he made her go
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: to bed. I started to clean up, hoping he'd leave,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: but he didn't. He started to beg and plead for
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: one more night with me. He said he craves my
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: body and he just wanted to spoon with me all night.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: He is by far the best lover I've ever had,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: but I couldn't let him know how badly I wanted
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: to make love to him. It would it would just
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: make me miserable all over again because I'd be his
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: side piece. I told him to go home to his Beyonce.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: This will be his third wife, and he's already out
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: trying to cheat. Since that night, he's been begging me
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: to let him spend time with me. I told him
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: there's no way in hell I'd ever be his side piece.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: He swore he'd leave his Beyonce if I'd let him
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: hold me for one more night. I will admit that
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I am enjoying all of the attention for him, and
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I want to believe that he truly misses me and
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: he's ready to come home. Is that what it is?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Or does he just want to have sex? All right?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Come on for you to even have to ask us
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: you already know. Yes, it's just the sex. He just
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: wants to have sex, don't do it is just about
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: the sex. I mean, what else has he done to
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: even make you think that he wants more than that? Nothing?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Because if it were so, you would have put that
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: in the letter. He swore he'd leave his fiance if
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you would let him hold you for one more night.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: What that sounds like a line from a song or something.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Get out of here. That right there should tell you
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: that he's no good. He hasn't changed. Okay, you said
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: it yourself. He wants to cheat on his new girl,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: so please don't let him back in your life. You're
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: doing well now mentally and emotionally, you said, don't let
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: your situation about being desperate to have sex. Don't let
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: it cloud your judgment. Please, lying and cheating or apparently
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: what he does, so don't get caught up again. Can
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: people change, Yes, absolutely they can change, But he hasn't changed.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: So don't start all over with him. Just start preparing
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: yourself for your new man, all right, Steve, this letter
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: is interesting because this letter is interesting because it's it's
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: just full of stuff that that's obvious to me. And
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you don't see this. The subject
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: is my ex husband wants me to be his side chick.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: She was married for almost fifteen years, and my husband
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: cheated on me several times because he likes side chicks.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: He eventually got tired of hurting me, or so he said.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: And so you've been depressed at first, and he divorced you.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: And now you say you're starting to get your mojo back.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: And although you're not dating, I want desperately to have sex.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: So that means you're not dating anybody. You're not having sex,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: you just but you do feel better about yourself. You've
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: been able to forgive my ex husband, and that's how
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I know him in a better place. Okay, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good place to be it now, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: remember this for later on in the letter. I've been
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: able to forgive my ex husband, and that's how I
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  Speaker 1: know him in a better place. Now, you all don't
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: have children, but you're close to his teenage daughter, and
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: she lives with a mom, and she spends nights with
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: you on the weekend sometime, and the last time she
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: spent the night with me, her dad, your ex popped
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  Speaker 1: up and ask if y'all can have a movie night
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  Speaker 1: just like old times, and you couldn't say no because
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: she was glad to see her daddy. Halfway through the movie,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: she fell asleep on the couch and he made her
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: go to bed. You started clean up, hoping he leave,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: but he didn't. He started to beg and plead for
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: one more night with me. He said, he crazed my
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: body and he just wants to spoon with me all night.
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  Speaker 1: So here's a line. Here's my father best I've ever had.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Went excuse me, you just said, y'all was married for
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: fifteen years, he cheated on your several times. You've been
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: divorced for two years, and even though you're not dating,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: you want to have sex. The reason he's the best
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: you ever had is cause you ain't had nobody else.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Oh that thought, Steve. We're gonna come back and recap
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. The subject my ex husband wants me
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: to be a sidekick. Heard two of Steve's response coming
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after. Right after this, you're
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject my ex husband
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: wants me me to be his side chick. Well, that's
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: interesting because you were married for fifteen years and you
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: husband cheated on you several times. Like I said, that's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: cause he lights side chicks. You've gotten your mojo back.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You're still not having sex, but you and you're not dating,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: but you do want to desperately have sex, So that's
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: why you're considering this. I've been able to forgive my
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: husband and now that I know, and that's how I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: know I'm in a better place. Okay, Like I said,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: remember that because I'm gonna use that line later. I've
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: been able to forgive max husband. That's how I know
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: him in a better place. She's having a movie night
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: with the man's daughter. Uh, and he pops up and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: just like old times, after he could watch a movie,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: you couldn't say no because the little girl was happy
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: to see her daddy. She fell asleep halfway through the movie.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: He made her go to bed. You started cleaning up,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: hoping he would just lead. Uh he didn't, so he
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: started to beg and plead for one more night with you.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: He told you he craves your body and he just
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: wanted to spoon with you all night. Man on a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: spoon with no damn body with a spooning anyway, I know.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: But we spooned so we can get the fuck out
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: one more time. We spooned so we can get the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: fuck out. I'm just telling you that was really good.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: That was really good. Yes, to get the fuck out now. Uh,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: he said he crazed my body. He just wanted to
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: spoon with me or not. Now, you said he is
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: my father, best love I've ever had, but I couldn't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: let him know how bad I wanted to make love
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: to him. Well, he's the best love you ever had.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You married fifteen years, you didn't cheat on him, you've
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: been divorced two you ain't dating nobody, but you despinitely
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: want to have sex. So you hain't had sex in
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: seventeen years with no damn body but him. That's why
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: he the best. He had nothing else. That's easy to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: beat them best when you're the only one. Okay, Now,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I told him to go home to his fiance. This
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: will be his third wife, and he's already out trying
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: to cheat. Well since that night, he'd been egging to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: let you spend time with him. All right, Now, here's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: the whole letter. I told him there's no where in
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: hell I'd ever be his side piece. He swore he
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: leave his fiance if I let him hold me for
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: one more night. Shirley said it best to sound like
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: a damn soul fly for one nine. But even after
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: that song? Do you know the song right after that
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: on loop this album? If only for one night, it
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: rolls right into creep. Yes, So all he wanna do
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: is creep with you? Now? How that hell that sound?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: If you let me hold you one more time? I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: leave my fiance? What for one more time? I'm fin
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: to give up some steady at the house for just
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: one more damn time, and then I'll leave my fiance.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: How that sound to you? Nice? Then she's I will
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: admit that I'm enjoying all the attention from him. That's
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: because you ain't getting it from nobody else. You said
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: you ain't dating, lady. Let's go back up to the top.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: You said I've been able to forgive my ex husband.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: And that's how I know I'm in a better place.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: If you're in a better place, why would you leave
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: being in a better place to go back to the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: other place where you weren't better. It don't make no sense. Now,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: she says, I want to believe that he truly misses
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: me and he's ready to come home. Let's stop this.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: He's ready to come home, he already at home with
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: his fiance. And then, you know, listen to me. You're
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: not understanding what's really happening here. Here's a deal. Does
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: he want to have does he is it that? Is
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: that what it is he wants to come home? Or
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: does he just want to have sex. Here's a deal, lady,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: he wants to play you, because that's what he does.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: You don't think he said this before. If you just
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: let me hold you one more time alive, he'd have
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: left this his third wife. I know this hill third wife.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: This what he hadn't told you this before? He said
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: this before, He tells this to everybody. Now here's the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: problem you got. Here's what you need to understand. It's
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: the same. He still cheats. Of course, he wants you
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: to be the side chick, because that's what he do.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: He still cheats. You will be letting the same behavior
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: back into your life. He's cheating on his fiance. Say
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: right now, he has not changed any of his behavior.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: He's just offering you the side check position. And if
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: you let him hold you, you gonna be this. You
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: just told him, yes, I'll be the side check. And
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: yes he misses you. Yes he misses you because he
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: misses cheating with you. So now he missed cheating on you,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: and now he's ready to cheat with you. All right,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: go back to him, you food, Yeah, don't do it.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve HARVEFM
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• 1:06:45
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• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: the hour, Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Junior,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: it is your time. Sports Talk. What you got? Yeah,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: once again, we wanted to say congratulations to the Atlanta
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Braids went in the World Series the second one, uh
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: seven nothing. They defeat the Astros in Houston, so that
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: game is over with you. We have to congratulations, man,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: they earned it. Also. Yeah, ex Denver Broncos linebacker Varn
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Miller was traded to the Los Angeles Rams to strippen
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: their defense alongside Aaron Donald at the NFL trade dead
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: line on Tuesday. Man, Yeah, did you see varn Miller's reaction?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: He was hurt. Man, it felt yeah, and he was hurt.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Put a lot of time in Denver. Man, you know,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: so you know that, but hey, they gotta he went
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: from one team to a first plate team. You might
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: well go ahead and look at the bright side. Yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: playing also man in football, Man, this is a sad story. UH.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Wide receiver Henry Henry Ruggs, the third Laws Vegas, played
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: for Las Vegas Raiders. He was released on filling the
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: charges after a fatal DUI crash killed the woman, and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: he was released by the Raiders. Man, twenty two years old. Man,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: it's the second year of the league. Man, just mistakes
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: second year. Man, he was drafted. So he hit the
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: car from behind, from behind, It burst into flames and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: killed the woman. So but but but he was driving
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: under the influence. I just just hate hen stories like that. Man,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: such a young don't listens to that family, man, Yeah,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: that's all too many options for you not to be
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: drinking and driving. Too many options. Yeah, got uber cars,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: got Ryan Sham, Yeah drivers, Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: We all have with people we know if we see
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: somebody drinking. I was at a meeting recently. Somebody I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: know was drinking a lot, and we were sitting at
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: the table talking in the meeting and he went to
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. I just took his keys off the table,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: put him in my pocket so I wouldn't get it.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: He came back and drank some more, speech slurred and everything.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: So people came to the table it was time to go.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: He said, I can't find my keys. I said, that's
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: because you can't drive home. Though. There you go, Yeah,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you can't drive home. Partner, I'm good man. No, no
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: you're not. Now you're not because my name is that's sentence.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: That's sentence right there. I'm not T. Once he kept
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: calling me t T and I knew he couldn't say
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: that s. I knew that's how drunk he was. TU.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Hold on, T Okay, no, you don't do it. Man.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Let's close out like this man, h how about the braids? Okay,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: let Junior do it. The Philadelphia is seventy six to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: have a problem with being Simmons. He won't meet with
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: team doctors to discuss mental readiness for the season. He
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: just refused. He's making it worse, all right, Thank you, Junior.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: listening to show. So we all know that Jay Z
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: and his former business partner Damon Dame Dash have been
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: beefing for a while. Now that's not news, but jay
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Z showed Dame some love during his Rock and Roll
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame speech. Shout out to damee, I know
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: we don't see eye to eye, but I can never
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: erase your accomplishments. And I appreciate you and I thank
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you for that. That was nice. That was yeah. Damon
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Dash said he appreciated the olive branch that Jay extended
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: and he will spend one back. And they have no
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: feat love that. So, Steve, you are a business owner,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: and experts say, here are just a few signs of
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: a partnership break, all right. They include someone isn't carrying
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: their weight. True agree always the case. A lot of times,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: you know, it's an unbalanced share of responsibility. Also, disagreements
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: on personnel, on finances, customer service can be a problem
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: between partners. Yep, that's a problem. I have another one,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: go ahead credit credit. One of the partner expects to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: receive undue unmerited credit. See the problem you run into
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: what your partner a lot of time is you want
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: to share in the same results without the same amount
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: of work, but you want the credit though. Now that
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: relates back to the first thing you said, But I
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: got you. We don't do the same thing. But the
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: other part of it is when you want the credit
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: for it though, that's a dangous person. Go ahead anything else, surely? Yeah.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Different different working styles, you know, that can cause daily strength.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: You know, you could be professional, your your partner can
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: be you know, very unprofessional, very uncond That leads to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: some problems of management. Leadership skills vary in that arena.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I like a soft approach, you like a
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: hard approach. I like the more of a people person.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: You go strictly by the lawd what's in the book
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: that creates a problem? Okay, And then they say, part
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: of the solution, Steve, is to communicate when you feel calm. Okay, Yeah,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: to stay out of this, stay out of this. It's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: not what you do though. You don't have no don't
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: even ask no question about calm, hot head head. But
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: we're in the middle of a crisis. Hind the hell
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: as I'm supposed to become. Not your tone right now,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: your tone right now. It's why you don't have a
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: business partner right there. See right there, it's very hard
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: to make it in this world without some type of partnerships.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Tommy has decided that got to be another way. I'm partner,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: I am partnered with me. Okay, I have meetings with me,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: and if the meeting don't go right, I just stopped
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: the damn meeting right there. That right there an emotion
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: that you got another to make the list. But well,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: it just says, you know, communicate Steve, when you feel calm,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: give yourself time. It's okay to feel frustrated, hurt or betrayed,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: but when you're when you're feeling that way, avoid communicating
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: with your partner or anyone in the business. That's really
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: when it's time for me to share what I'm feeling
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: this way about. And that's one that's that's when you
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: really got to know how I feel when I got
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: to share this with you. But I have another one
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: for you though. Okay, let's hear it. Steal it stealing.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I knew y'all when we started with the Whole Sun,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: but there are a lot of people and taught me
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: that our business owners are you know, cook. Cook expound
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: on stealing. Well, stealing this when you take a portion
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: of the proceeds that you're not supposed to and you
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: trim it off the top. It's a form of embezzlement
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: and you kind of it's called skimming off the top.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: And then you make all the deductions after that. But
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: after you've skimmed the money, you already got your cut.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: What your hope is that your partner don't find out
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: about it? All right? Well, on that note, we'll be
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after right after this. You're listening, She's name
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here's some good news.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Civil rights leader Reverend Jesse Jackson was discharged from the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: hospital on Tuesday, that's one day after he had a fall,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: and he has returned to Howard University to continue negotiations
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: on campus. According to a statement will expi the Rainbow
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Push Coalition. According to the statement, Reverend Jackson had been
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: meeting with Howard University President Wayne Frederick and students concerning
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: their complaints about some of the poor living conditions at
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: some of the students residential halls when he fell. After
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: bringing the students and the school administration together, Reverend Jackson
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: said there was much progress made yesterday and that he
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: is going back today to help them resolve their differences. Yeah,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: I'll bet he agreed with the students. Yeah, pend on
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: what he fell on, you know, agree with him student. Yeah,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Well that's good though. They're talking trying to get it together.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: But it's such a great university, man, it's such a
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: great university. Yeah, they've turned out some great, great people
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: out of that school. Man. I hope they didn't work
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: this out. Say, welcome in our home station, w h
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: U R on the campus now you versity, you know, Yeah,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: that'll work it out. Reverend Jesse Jackson always at the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: forefront of trying to bring people together. That is his legacy.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: All Right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Show coming up in thirty three minutes. After the hour,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: we'll do a round would you rather right after this
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: you're listening show? All right, guys, here we are. It's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: time for today's round of would you rather? Here we go?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a partner who is beautiful but
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: has an ugly ugly personality? Or would you have a brother?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Have a partner who's just plane Jane, Plane Jane and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: has just a compatible personality. Everyone loves them, They get
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: along with everyone. Plane Jane, Blane Jane with a great personality.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Definitely Plane Jane Blane Jane. Really yeah, your attitude would
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: make you ugly anyway? He really yeah, put some new
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: realms on it. I've had half of each one of them.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: So what does that mean. I've had all the combinations
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: are going to I've had Plane Jane with a uglass attitude.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Really have us and the nerve of you? How you
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: think anybody take this mess? But but I'm gonna tell
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: you what. Marjorie to me, this is just my opinion.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: It's really really attractive to me. And she has the
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: best personality of any person I've ever met. Marjorie's the
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: closest thing to my mother I've ever met in my life.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: She is Marjorie is a sweetheart of a person man,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: And I really I had to learn how to live
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: with her, how not to blow out her candle because
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: she's so bubbly so much at the time. You know,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: sometimes I'll be going, hey, pull up a little bit.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: What hey, man, stop blowing candles. Boy, don't be stupid. Boy.
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  Speaker 1: Used to live in the bat cave, remember, all right?
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't see nothing, just bats going by. You ever
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  Speaker 1: had a back flat about your O? That's what That's
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  Speaker 1: what it felt like. No, but I guess your Are
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  Speaker 1: you saying your lips? What do you say? That's all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you would you rather eat a piece of food
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  Speaker 1: that was really healthy for you but tasted like garbage?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather eat something that tasted great and
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  Speaker 1: that was just horrible for you made you sick? All
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  Speaker 1: of that made you sick? You'd rather eat that something?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't healthy food, that's trifling all the time. It
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  Speaker 1: an't work for damn. Rather not eat at all. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what gluen is all gluten free food. Need
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  Speaker 1: to put the gluten right back in it. Forty nine
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it's our last break of the day,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey right after this last break you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show. All right, guys, here we are a last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day on this Thursday. Mm hmmm. And
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  Speaker 1: it's a good day. It's been a good day, Steve
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  Speaker 1: was today. I said some brilliant stuff to day. I'm
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  Speaker 1: very proud of myself today, very proud, not brilliant, ablute, sheer, brilliant,
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  Speaker 1: radioable remarks. Oh I have others, but they're not radioable.
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  Speaker 1: Radioable radio. That's another term. All right. Well, on that note,
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  Speaker 1: mister brilliant, you can take us out with some closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let me say something to everybody as a
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  Speaker 1: reminder about your current situation and a reminder about your destination.
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  Speaker 1: Those two are different things. So what I'm getting at
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  Speaker 1: is this, This is how I want you to look
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  Speaker 1: at it. It's not how you start. It don't matter
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  Speaker 1: what the middle looked like. Your goal and your job
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  Speaker 1: is to get to the end. That's your only goal.
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  Speaker 1: But here's what hampers people, and the reason I chose
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  Speaker 1: this subject today, it's because keep people always refer to
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  Speaker 1: how they started and then getting too deep into that
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  Speaker 1: conversation and laying there with how you started, you then
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  Speaker 1: move up to how it affects you now, and that
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  Speaker 1: usually has a negative connotation. Everybody's got something in their
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  Speaker 1: past that they've regretted. Everybody got something in they passed
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  Speaker 1: that they hope to never repeat. Everybody has something in
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  Speaker 1: their past that they sometimes think wish would be different,
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  Speaker 1: but it can't be. So See, it don't matter how
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  Speaker 1: you start, and it don't really matter about the middle. See,
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  Speaker 1: and the reason I chose to call it the middle,
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  Speaker 1: the middle is where you are right now. You know
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  Speaker 1: why I call it the middle because you're in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of a journey. You're in the middle of a process.
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  Speaker 1: So where it started and where you are now the
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  Speaker 1: middle of it, it don't matter because your goal, remember
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  Speaker 1: the goal now, it's for you to get to the end.
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  Speaker 1: The end is the destination point. It's to achieve a
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  Speaker 1: certain goal or achieve a certain ambition in life. So
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  Speaker 1: where you start and when in the middle, it don't matter.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta keep your eye on the prize. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: keep your eye on the end goal, which is the result,
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  Speaker 1: which is the accomplishment, which is the goal, which is
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  Speaker 1: the vision, the dream coming true. That's where the victory is.
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  Speaker 1: All at the beginning and all in the middle won't
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  Speaker 1: mean anything except it will be a part of the
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  Speaker 1: story that you tell. Wow, man, do y'all understand what
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  Speaker 1: I just told you? Everything that happened to you at
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  Speaker 1: the beginning and all this stuff that's going on in
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  Speaker 1: the middle won't be nothing except part of the story
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  Speaker 1: that you get to tell. But you don't get to
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  Speaker 1: tell the story until you finish. But the thing about
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  Speaker 1: finishing in life, you got to always draw another finish line.
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  Speaker 1: A man without a dream of visions your perish. Once
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  Speaker 1: you reach your ambition, once you attain your goal, once
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  Speaker 1: you accomplish what you set out to do, there's a
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  Speaker 1: new finish line that has to be started. That's got
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  Speaker 1: to be another beginning. You got to create another middle,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to shoot for another ending. That is
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  Speaker 1: the process of life. You are embrace that, enjoy it,
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  Speaker 1: take heed to it, embellish it. But it is the
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  Speaker 1: way it works for all of us. Bill Gates, with
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  Speaker 1: all the money he got, he's getting a divorce, not
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  Speaker 1: a story he was hoping for. Probably may not be
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  Speaker 1: turning out the way he thought it was gonna be,
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  Speaker 1: but it's gonna be a part of his story, and
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  Speaker 1: the story you're gonna end up telling. It ain't all
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  Speaker 1: roses and sunshine and flowers and lepre cons and full
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  Speaker 1: leaf clovers and pots of gold. Your story gonna have
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  Speaker 1: some twisting turns in it. There's a stanza in a
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  Speaker 1: poem called Don't Quit, and one of the standsas is
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  Speaker 1: for life is queer with this twisting turns, as every
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  Speaker 1: one of us must sometimes learn. And many a fellow
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  Speaker 1: has turned about when he might have won had he
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  Speaker 1: stuck it out. That standsa in that poem called don't
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  Speaker 1: Quit describes what I'm talking to you about, because life
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  Speaker 1: is queer with this twisting turns, and every one of
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  Speaker 1: us must sometimes learn. All of us nobody's exempt from this.
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  Speaker 1: It is the life we have. It is the process.
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  Speaker 1: Quit tripping about how you started, Quit worrying about the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the story, and keep your eye on the
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  Speaker 1: prize to get to the end, the gold, the ambition.
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  Speaker 1: And then when you get there, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: set a new story up. Bill Gates has got to
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  Speaker 1: write a new portion to this story. You gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: some more. Him and Linda didn't make it. He got
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  Speaker 1: to tell another part of the story for whatever the reason.
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  Speaker 1: But he'll be fine because he ain't gonna get tripped
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  Speaker 1: up about the middle, and neither shit you. All that's
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  Speaker 1: in the past. All that's in the middle is the present.
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  Speaker 1: But keep your eye on the prize, the goal, and
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  Speaker 1: the ambition. Those are my closing remarks. Hope you got
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  Speaker 1: something from it today. God willing will see y'all again tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Have yourself a great day. I'm gonna go out and
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  Speaker 1: make the best of my eighty four thousand, six hundred
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