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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

"Help! Help! Somebody help me! If you can read this, send help! I'm a fat little German boy and I'm stuck in the chocolate pipe! Please for the love of god help me, I've been here for days! I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! Oh my god I'm going to die here! I'm going to die like this! Oh god! Oh god save me, please! I can't eat anymore chocolate, I just can't! I've learned my lesson Mr. Wonka, please! Ohhhh! Ahhhhhh! Owwwwww oh god oh please god let me die!"-Augustus Gloop"Hello. Please disregard the above plea for help. We have everything under control. You can trust us. You look…

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