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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit giving them like them things
- 0:19Speaker 1: not good Steh, I don't join you gotta do that.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Don't turn turn to turn the mout to turn the
- 1:43Speaker 1: probly got to turn mount turn the water the water go.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Come come on your back, huh. I show will good
- 2:04Speaker 1: morning everybody y'all listening to the voice, come on dig
- 2:08Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got this radio show. Man,
- 2:16Speaker 1: Hi got here. I really can't explain it. Only by
- 2:19Speaker 1: the grace of God, that's all I can really tell you.
- 2:25Speaker 1: I was talking with a buddy the other day and
- 2:27Speaker 1: he was telling me. He said, Man, he had an
- 2:29Speaker 1: interesting philosophy about it. And he said, you know, you
- 2:33Speaker 1: can have dreams and visions, he said, but God, God
- 2:37Speaker 1: will never show you what all he has for you.
- 2:43Speaker 1: He won't show you all of it because he knows
- 2:46Speaker 1: you will mess it up. And you know what, man,
- 2:50Speaker 1: I thought about that, And how true is that? Okay?
- 2:56Speaker 1: I know that I got a radio show. I didn't
- 3:00Speaker 1: see it. It's just become this major blessing for me.
- 3:04Speaker 1: I didn't see it, but if I would have seen it,
- 3:07Speaker 1: and known when he had planned on giving it to me,
- 3:12Speaker 1: I would have messed it up because Number one, my
- 3:14Speaker 1: first question would have been to him, why I got
- 3:17Speaker 1: to wait so long? Why don't I go down him
- 3:21Speaker 1: and start on the radio now? And then I be
- 3:25Speaker 1: in radio and then tyda see that God? But see
- 3:30Speaker 1: the thing about God is God don't need your help
- 3:34Speaker 1: a matter of fact that he don't really want it.
- 3:36Speaker 1: All he want is you to love him and obey
- 3:39Speaker 1: if you can do them two things I think. I
- 3:42Speaker 1: think I could be wrong. I think he'd be really
- 3:44Speaker 1: cool with us. So had I known about these blessings
- 3:50Speaker 1: that he had for me, I would have messed him
- 3:52Speaker 1: up because I would have put my thinking in the
- 3:54Speaker 1: figuring process, and that would have jacked it all up.
- 3:59Speaker 1: That's the first thing I asked him, why I got
- 4:01Speaker 1: away so long? And then if he has shown me
- 4:03Speaker 1: what I was gonna have to do to get it,
- 4:06Speaker 1: I would have showed messed that up. Man, I ain't
- 4:08Speaker 1: going to do that. I ain't going to do all
- 4:11Speaker 1: of that. Wait a minute, I got to go through
- 4:14Speaker 1: all of these mishaps in my life. So when I
- 4:17Speaker 1: get the radio show, I have something to share. Man,
- 4:22Speaker 1: Why don't I just read a couple of books and
- 4:23Speaker 1: share that experience with them. Now, See, I want you
- 4:27Speaker 1: to know what you're talking about. I want you to
- 4:31Speaker 1: be transparent. I want people to be able to identify
- 4:35Speaker 1: with your struggle and apply they struggle to it and
- 4:37Speaker 1: see that they can get over See. God never shows
- 4:41Speaker 1: you all of it because he know will mess it up.
- 4:44Speaker 1: I wouldn't have any books. I certainly please know, I
- 4:49Speaker 1: would not be the host of family Field. Can't tell
- 4:51Speaker 1: you that. It is amazing man, how God works. And
- 4:57Speaker 1: my invitation to everybody today is allow God to work.
- 5:03Speaker 1: You know, you can ask him why all you want to,
- 5:05Speaker 1: and from time to time I still do no good
- 5:08Speaker 1: for me? But that old why me? Old? What was me? Lord? Thing?
- 5:11Speaker 1: That don't really get it for me, because when I
- 5:14Speaker 1: start asking him why, I'm asking somebody who has a
- 5:17Speaker 1: thought process so high above mine that there's no way
- 5:21Speaker 1: if he told it to me, I wouldn't even get it.
- 5:24Speaker 1: You wouldn't need I don't out bright you think you are, man,
- 5:26Speaker 1: You just ain't gonna get how and why He does
- 5:28Speaker 1: it his way. You're not going to understand it. But
- 5:32Speaker 1: He has a plan for each and every one of us,
- 5:35Speaker 1: and if we adhere to the plan, if we submit
- 5:38Speaker 1: ourselves to His will and just say, okay, God, what
- 5:40Speaker 1: you want me to do. I am telling you it
- 5:43Speaker 1: is the best way to live. Now. You can also
- 5:47Speaker 1: do it the way I did it early on. You
- 5:50Speaker 1: can just do what you want to do and see
- 5:52Speaker 1: how I go from now. And I will tell you
- 5:55Speaker 1: from personal experience, it's not going to go good. Know.
- 6:00Speaker 1: My wife and I were talking the other day. As
- 6:03Speaker 1: she said something women, I had to write it down.
- 6:06Speaker 1: She says, Steve, you know the funny thing about sin?
- 6:09Speaker 1: She says, sin casts you more than you want to
- 6:12Speaker 1: pay and causes you to stay longer than you want
- 6:15Speaker 1: to stay. I ask my wife where she got them from.
- 6:20Speaker 1: She says, some old person told it to it. She says,
- 6:24Speaker 1: sin costs you more than you want to pay and
- 6:27Speaker 1: causes you to stay longer than you want to stay.
- 6:30Speaker 1: That's the problem, man, about doing what you want to do.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Because we are all sinners, man, all of us, all
- 6:36Speaker 1: of us, every last one of us are sinners. You
- 6:38Speaker 1: will be a sinner until you die. Now, you could
- 6:41Speaker 1: be saved by grace, but you're going to be a
- 6:44Speaker 1: sinner man. You are going to make mistakes. You are
- 6:48Speaker 1: going to in your life knowingly do wrong. I bet
- 6:53Speaker 1: you will. I don't know who you think you are.
- 6:55Speaker 1: I don't know who you've been listening to. But get this,
- 6:58Speaker 1: we are sinners. We were born into a world that
- 7:03Speaker 1: is sinful. Now it's okay, it's okay, it's our world.
- 7:08Speaker 1: But we can make the best of it because we
- 7:10Speaker 1: can form a relationship with God and we can go
- 7:13Speaker 1: to war with this thing, you know, and we can win.
- 7:16Speaker 1: You can actually get over. Being born into this world
- 7:20Speaker 1: is not an end all. That doesn't mean you're doomed,
- 7:24Speaker 1: nah man, because God is available to give you life,
- 7:27Speaker 1: and not only give you life, but give it to
- 7:29Speaker 1: you more abundantly. I have more of an abundant life
- 7:34Speaker 1: than I've ever had. If you took away the finances,
- 7:38Speaker 1: trust and believe, I have so many things I could
- 7:41Speaker 1: tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife, for
- 7:45Speaker 1: my children, man for my family, for the few friends
- 7:50Speaker 1: that I have, for the work that I do, man
- 7:55Speaker 1: for the respect that some people that I feel around
- 7:58Speaker 1: some people from the reputation I've earned. Now I ain't
- 8:01Speaker 1: cool with everybody I got that I'm cool. I ain't
- 8:05Speaker 1: cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me. Everybody don't
- 8:08Speaker 1: like me. Man, get past that right there. I don't
- 8:12Speaker 1: care what you do, everybody, I'm gonna like you. Some
- 8:14Speaker 1: people didn't like Jesus. What did he do? What did
- 8:18Speaker 1: he do wrong to anybody? Show it to me where
- 8:23Speaker 1: he was just out there just messing over folks, and
- 8:26Speaker 1: you could justify all that happened to him. Just show
- 8:30Speaker 1: it to me. But he knew everybody ain't gonna like me.
- 8:34Speaker 1: I just come to save y'all. Understand, I got you.
- 8:38Speaker 1: Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me, You're gonna
- 8:40Speaker 1: hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
- 8:43Speaker 1: gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
- 8:45Speaker 1: I still love you. That's a powerful statement. Man, God
- 8:49Speaker 1: will take care of you if you form this relationship
- 8:53Speaker 1: with him. He has something for you. He has a
- 8:57Speaker 1: plan for you that is beyond your imagine. Nation. He
- 9:00Speaker 1: will give you the desires of your heart. But he
- 9:03Speaker 1: also has some stuff in store for you that you're
- 9:06Speaker 1: not even asking for. That he is willing to ship
- 9:10Speaker 1: to an address that belongs to you as long as
- 9:14Speaker 1: you stay on the right path and are trying your best,
- 9:19Speaker 1: God to ship you the blessing anyway, because please know
- 9:21Speaker 1: He's done it to me. I'm a living witness to this,
- 9:24Speaker 1: that God will ship you blessings and you ain't gonna
- 9:27Speaker 1: be perfect. But if he know your heart, man, if
- 9:29Speaker 1: he know you trying to do better, if he see
- 9:32Speaker 1: you trying to change, if he see you trying to
- 9:35Speaker 1: get it right, he understands that you're gonna stumble all
- 9:38Speaker 1: the way through this thing. But if he know your
- 9:41Speaker 1: heart and he know you trying to get it right,
- 9:44Speaker 1: and you're doing the best you can, boy, here ships
- 9:47Speaker 1: some stuff your way. Man, you really be tripping. Man,
- 9:50Speaker 1: you would really be tripping. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man,
- 9:55Speaker 1: it's crazy at it. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, let
- 10:04Speaker 1: me have your undivided attention. It is here a new day, man.
- 10:09Speaker 1: I love God. Thank you for all you do for us. Man,
- 10:12Speaker 1: I thank you for all you do for us that
- 10:14Speaker 1: we fail to realize that it is you. I'm asking
- 10:17Speaker 1: you to keep it in the forefront of my mind
- 10:20Speaker 1: that all good things come from above. Thank you, Lord,
- 10:24Speaker 1: appreciate it. Now that I've said that, there will be
- 10:28Speaker 1: moments of ignorance, that will sound as though I know
- 10:32Speaker 1: nothing about him. I want to apologize before it popa
- 10:38Speaker 1: and just gonna put that disclaimer out there. I've had
- 10:42Speaker 1: a career feel with that disclaim. A matter of fact,
- 10:46Speaker 1: I should have started off all my shows with that
- 10:49Speaker 1: a disclaimer, but I didn't. So here we are, Shirley Strawberry.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Call it for real, Mouth of the South, Junior government
- 10:59Speaker 1: name kills, faith and ladies and gentlemen the liquor. Seven
- 11:02Speaker 1: years over one hundred episode. That's how you be on
- 11:06Speaker 1: the peril. Boy on it only nephew coming Junior's happening
- 11:13Speaker 1: in the day. Man. Let me let me tell you something.
- 11:16Speaker 1: I found out something else this ou see. See, I
- 11:19Speaker 1: found out that this Sharon that's got to be involved
- 11:22Speaker 1: when you get married, Sharon. See, I'm got married late
- 11:26Speaker 1: in life, but I learned the sharing going on. See
- 11:29Speaker 1: she could be breakfast, Yeah, she could be breakfast, but
- 11:33Speaker 1: then turned around and asked me for a hundred dollars.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Let me let me just explain something. You work at
- 11:39Speaker 1: the hospital. You a nurse, Ain't nothing in that hospital
- 11:44Speaker 1: cafeteria a hundred dollars. I've been hospitalized. The fact I
- 11:48Speaker 1: gotta take clothes and season it every time I go
- 11:52Speaker 1: in there, because that dry ass Salsbury steak at that
- 11:55Speaker 1: hospital can't be worked up there out of lunch this.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Have you had the mashed potatoes with the white gravy?
- 12:04Speaker 1: When your hospital lie? It's not worth it. I got
- 12:07Speaker 1: to go in my bag with I V and pull
- 12:09Speaker 1: out black peppers salt. I gotta get some lyrus seasons salt.
- 12:14Speaker 1: You need some tonish chacharade. I need raw peppers in here.
- 12:18Speaker 1: The fact that you want a hunted off with this
- 12:20Speaker 1: ragged ass cafeteria. Have you had? Have you had the
- 12:24Speaker 1: smothered chicken? You can still see? How the hell is
- 12:27Speaker 1: this smother? And I can still see the chicken. I'm
- 12:30Speaker 1: not supposed to see this, no bo, I'm so singer
- 12:33Speaker 1: Hut asking me for a hunt off with this ragged
- 12:36Speaker 1: ass cap till they need to kill the cow who
- 12:39Speaker 1: gave me this spat to ice cream? I mean this,
- 12:41Speaker 1: Who in the hell tho this was ice cream? I
- 12:45Speaker 1: don't understand why you need a hunted off. You can
- 12:48Speaker 1: get this whole meal for fifteen cents. Fas I concern
- 12:52Speaker 1: rabbits don't eat the carriage they give you. If rabbits
- 12:55Speaker 1: kicking away carrots. That's so hard shipping teeth everybody here.
- 13:00Speaker 1: I'm in here for sickle sale. I come out with
- 13:02Speaker 1: a chip mola. I don't feel like this is a
- 13:05Speaker 1: hundred doll I just found out. I'm being hustled now
- 13:08Speaker 1: now I'm being no. No, that cap tier food ain't
- 13:13Speaker 1: a horth a hunt it doll. I don't give dad
- 13:14Speaker 1: what you say on that day, Julia, that's funny. Can
- 13:20Speaker 1: I tell you what? There? Hundred dollars fare it ain't
- 13:23Speaker 1: funny food down there, and a hundred dollars because she
- 13:25Speaker 1: had to make you breakfast. Thank you all right, thank
- 13:31Speaker 1: you for clearing that up. Steve. I'm coming up at
- 13:35Speaker 1: thirty thirty, two minutes after the hour. We're gonna hear
- 13:39Speaker 1: from the nephew if he runs that prank back right
- 13:41Speaker 1: after this right you're listening morning show. It is kind
- 13:48Speaker 1: now to run that prank back with the nephew. What
- 13:50Speaker 1: you got now, pee on my house. What you're not
- 13:52Speaker 1: gonna do is pee on the side of my house.
- 13:54Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, what's wrong. I'm sorry. I'm a little
- 13:56Speaker 1: excited about it. You're not going a little bit. I'm sorry,
- 14:00Speaker 1: pe on my house You're not gonna pee on the
- 14:01Speaker 1: side of my house. I don't care what kind of
- 14:02Speaker 1: work you're doing in my house. You don't go on
- 14:04Speaker 1: the side of my house and pee on my house.
- 14:06Speaker 1: So yeah, Frank, call, come on, can't peeing on mine?
- 14:09Speaker 1: You don't pee on my house. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
- 14:14Speaker 1: to reach your uh mister, I think that's the name. Yeah,
- 14:18Speaker 1: this is what's this in regard to uh this about
- 14:22Speaker 1: the air conditioning unit. You did some workoff force over
- 14:25Speaker 1: on uh my household off street. Do you remember coming
- 14:28Speaker 1: out there last week? Yeah? Yeah, I remember, yeah, right,
- 14:33Speaker 1: my uh it was a lady that my wife, she
- 14:35Speaker 1: let you in to come up right right. The problem
- 14:37Speaker 1: is the problem that is not cooling the what no, no, no, no,
- 14:40Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter fact. I wanted to tell you,
- 14:42Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But
- 14:46Speaker 1: I got a question for you now. When you was
- 14:48Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on the air
- 14:50Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you
- 14:53Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and
- 14:57Speaker 1: pull out and use the bathroom there on the side.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on
- 15:03Speaker 1: the side of my eye? What? Well? What I'm saying
- 15:05Speaker 1: is that my wife tells me that when you were
- 15:08Speaker 1: there that you you went on the side. She was
- 15:11Speaker 1: looking out the winners. She said that when you was
- 15:13Speaker 1: there that you and went and used the band froom
- 15:17Speaker 1: on the side whole whole hole. I did what not
- 15:21Speaker 1: to what right? You? You? You? You you did number
- 15:27Speaker 1: one over on the side of the house. Not is
- 15:29Speaker 1: that something that you did? Say? Man, Look, you got
- 15:32Speaker 1: to understand something. Man, all right now, I apologize if
- 15:35Speaker 1: that did happen, but you got to understand something. You know,
- 15:38Speaker 1: we're downside, man, and you know we're talking eighty five,
- 15:42Speaker 1: ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. I got to
- 15:44Speaker 1: stay high traded. I got to drink a lot of fluids.
- 15:46Speaker 1: So you know, with me being the age that I am,
- 15:49Speaker 1: I have to drink a lot of fluids and the
- 15:50Speaker 1: tend to pass through once and once again. I said,
- 15:53Speaker 1: I apologize, I understand all that, but you know what,
- 15:56Speaker 1: I can't accept no apologies like that when I got
- 15:58Speaker 1: a man this spot got on the side of my
- 16:00Speaker 1: house and then talking man, I'm apologizing to you, and
- 16:04Speaker 1: you coming off on me like that you didn't put
- 16:07Speaker 1: you in front on the side of my house in
- 16:09Speaker 1: front of my wife. I not look at young man
- 16:11Speaker 1: now if your wain't shown me it was really she
- 16:15Speaker 1: needs to see some paper. But you ever really ain't
- 16:18Speaker 1: doing something? You do that? Oh you think you're talking
- 16:21Speaker 1: to you don't ain't watching me anyway? Do my work?
- 16:25Speaker 1: Why isn't she that hold up that she got to
- 16:27Speaker 1: look at the old man? Look? Look, look. All I
- 16:30Speaker 1: know is I don't want no man at my house
- 16:32Speaker 1: in the house, side of the house, back yard, nothing
- 16:35Speaker 1: but look, man, let me tell you something, dog, let
- 16:40Speaker 1: me tell you something. I'm the only person say at
- 16:43Speaker 1: my house. You understand me, But you ain't. Lady, she
- 16:46Speaker 1: out there looking at me, look at the fun I'm
- 16:48Speaker 1: a professional, Okay, I do my job and I take
- 16:51Speaker 1: my job with prime. Okay, it's not being professional. There's
- 16:55Speaker 1: something that I did that that water running through me. Okay,
- 16:58Speaker 1: but you don't. You don't said no other man's house,
- 17:01Speaker 1: and you said my house and my wife sitting there
- 17:04Speaker 1: looking at you out to wonder. Now I got a
- 17:06Speaker 1: problem with that or what you need to have problem
- 17:08Speaker 1: with your wife looking at me? If that's what I did,
- 17:11Speaker 1: you know what you need to be at home and
- 17:14Speaker 1: give with something to look at other than looking at me.
- 17:17Speaker 1: You don't tell me what I need to do about
- 17:20Speaker 1: my wife. You don't go to another man. Man, you
- 17:23Speaker 1: know what, I'm about to lose it all right now,
- 17:26Speaker 1: you're gonna what you're gonna make. You're gonna make me
- 17:28Speaker 1: lose acause let me let me get my death. Don
- 17:30Speaker 1: let me get my book. That's all yeah, right here,
- 17:36Speaker 1: you damn right and let your wife. You know that's
- 17:40Speaker 1: that's going to show you what you don't said another
- 17:44Speaker 1: man's house. You don't do that. And people my wife
- 17:47Speaker 1: looking out the winder, and I bet you knew that
- 17:49Speaker 1: them blinds was open, yo. Man, Nah, he hadn't be
- 17:55Speaker 1: real upfit with these accusations. All right. Now, look and
- 17:58Speaker 1: you had you had what it street? Now you know
- 18:02Speaker 1: where I'm not. I will show you what I want
- 18:06Speaker 1: you to bring your back over here, feelings. But I
- 18:09Speaker 1: know exactly where you said you did y'alls on that
- 18:11Speaker 1: on that on that gone on strength. I'm gonna come
- 18:15Speaker 1: over them and I go hold that for you. I
- 18:18Speaker 1: got something for you. Now we're gonna take me this
- 18:20Speaker 1: regard my offer and I'm gonna come show you with
- 18:23Speaker 1: me it is about Look, man, what you don't do
- 18:27Speaker 1: is at another man house, and that's what you did.
- 18:30Speaker 1: And you know it ain't called for now. You better
- 18:32Speaker 1: had that apologize, man, I had to go. I told
- 18:35Speaker 1: you I drink a lot of fluids in this heat, man,
- 18:38Speaker 1: So what else do you want me to do? I
- 18:41Speaker 1: want you to keep your fluid until you get to
- 18:43Speaker 1: the service station down the street, but not in my
- 18:45Speaker 1: backyard side of the house and my wife looking out
- 18:48Speaker 1: the window. Man, you if what you're talking about, if
- 18:51Speaker 1: I did not apologize, if it can't something in the
- 18:53Speaker 1: hell with it, look at you're gonna me off and
- 18:56Speaker 1: make me do something up in him. I'm telling you
- 18:58Speaker 1: know what, man, I don't told you. I don't applause
- 19:01Speaker 1: out you and I would come on that kicking. Okay
- 19:04Speaker 1: you you dude, what Let me tell you something kick
- 19:08Speaker 1: because it was from the age of your wif your
- 19:10Speaker 1: wife I know you. Still you can't deal no old
- 19:13Speaker 1: school I can kill you. You're gonna you're gonna get
- 19:16Speaker 1: your today. You hear me, You're gonna get Let me
- 19:20Speaker 1: take you street too. Come let me tell you that
- 19:25Speaker 1: I got one more thing to say to you. What
- 19:27Speaker 1: you're listening to me? Freak damn it. This is Nephew Timing.
- 19:31Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 19:35Speaker 1: You just God Tank by your boy name. You know
- 19:43Speaker 1: what I'm gonna get with his He know, I got
- 19:45Speaker 1: a hard computation. I don't need this my light, man,
- 19:51Speaker 1: he said. Man, my boy be out there fixing air
- 19:53Speaker 1: conditions and he does all there. He said. Man, let
- 19:55Speaker 1: hm tell you something, he said, you'd be frustrated to
- 19:57Speaker 1: begin with, he said, begin McCall, he man, because I
- 20:01Speaker 1: got nine to ten mos too got to do to date.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Hey man, you r yeah, I'm might not in this
- 20:08Speaker 1: for you. I might not you and that Steve horror
- 20:13Speaker 1: from down fools in the morning. I didn't say, y'all
- 20:15Speaker 1: care come morning, man. I don't know why I sit
- 20:19Speaker 1: back and how you get people. Y'alln't got me with
- 20:22Speaker 1: the same. Oh man, I enjoy y'all show. Man, y'all
- 20:27Speaker 1: keep the good god gone work. I appreciate it. Man.
- 20:29Speaker 1: I got one more question to ask you, man, what
- 20:32Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
- 20:36Speaker 1: in the land. Well, you know the Steve Morning Show.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Anybody in here with Pete on somebody how anybody on somebody,
- 20:45Speaker 1: Oh look at this one raising This ain't Steve Alright
- 20:52Speaker 1: drive away. Could nobody see me coming up next? It
- 20:57Speaker 1: is asked the cello chief Love Officers, you're singing show
- 21:02Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
- 21:05Speaker 1: News Centric. The entertainer and Anthony Anderson had teamed up
- 21:08Speaker 1: for a new reality show. It's called Kings of Barbecue.
- 21:12Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. Also, j Lo posed new to
- 21:16Speaker 1: promote a new shoe line. And Tyler Perry is strolling in,
- 21:19Speaker 1: rolling around when we do you're going too fast Now
- 21:24Speaker 1: we'll talk about it at the top of the hour.
- 21:26Speaker 1: That's just it. Leave, we'll talk about it. Oh yeah,
- 21:31Speaker 1: we're gonna come in and we don't see it coming up, yeah,
- 21:36Speaker 1: said And the barbecue yea said, we know Anthony got
- 21:41Speaker 1: all that whatever. Everybody is seeing Bobbecue open about me
- 21:49Speaker 1: some shoe j Loo talking about that. I'm talking about it. Also,
- 21:52Speaker 1: Tyler Perry is rolling around in the tiny blue Geo
- 21:56Speaker 1: Metro to stay grounded. He says, that's all coming up.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Like I said, fellas at the top of the hour,
- 22:03Speaker 1: but right now I saw it before. Yeah. Yeah, it's
- 22:13Speaker 1: been all over social media. Tyler's trying to be stayground.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Oh I'm here to tell you that nothing regular about
- 22:29Speaker 1: that boy. That's all coming up next. Right now, it
- 22:33Speaker 1: is time to ask the clo. Our chief love Officer,
- 22:37Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is right here ready for you. Here we go,
- 22:40Speaker 1: Gemini and Mobile. Says, I'm dating a man that's financially secure,
- 22:46Speaker 1: and that's great, but he thinks helping me with small
- 22:49Speaker 1: tasks around my house is beneath him. He said he
- 22:52Speaker 1: would rather pay someone else to do it. He won't
- 22:54Speaker 1: even put out the trash for me. Is this a
- 22:56Speaker 1: red flag? No, m none at all, said the same
- 23:01Speaker 1: thing any march. I'm not been doing nothing around this house, don't.
- 23:09Speaker 1: Don't you know you need you need somebody to help
- 23:11Speaker 1: you get the corner sheet on on the other side
- 23:13Speaker 1: of the bed. You need to get somebody in here.
- 23:15Speaker 1: You need somebody to sweet beef flows. You need to
- 23:18Speaker 1: get somebody in here. You don't like doing dishes, damn it,
- 23:22Speaker 1: I don't either. Let's get somebody in him. That ain't
- 23:25Speaker 1: no red flag. That's a man with a plan. Quit tripping,
- 23:28Speaker 1: and don't think because a man don't do that. If
- 23:31Speaker 1: he do everything else, he's financially secure, gonna give you
- 23:34Speaker 1: the life of your dreams. That hell you want him
- 23:37Speaker 1: wiping damn cabinet off? Why is he got to get
- 23:41Speaker 1: out there on his knees to prove his love to
- 23:44Speaker 1: you by cleaning out the damn o Girl, If you
- 23:47Speaker 1: don't stop and let that man show you what he do,
- 23:51Speaker 1: just get on the team with him, okay, and then
- 23:56Speaker 1: all you got to do is decide you ain't gonna
- 23:58Speaker 1: do it and watch him provide away a plan. I like, yeah,
- 24:04Speaker 1: an better game. You better recognize what's happening here. Okay,
- 24:08Speaker 1: all right? Moving on to Valerie in Tampa. Valerie writes,
- 24:12Speaker 1: my husband and I went to see Creed three, and
- 24:14Speaker 1: I had a few drinks. Afterwards. We were getting frisky
- 24:17Speaker 1: and I jokingly called my husband Damien, which is Jonathan
- 24:22Speaker 1: Major's name in Creed three. My man is still mad
- 24:27Speaker 1: about it. Why can't he take a joke. It's just
- 24:29Speaker 1: a joke, because it wasn't no joke because you was drunk.
- 24:33Speaker 1: It wasn't no damn joke. You was drunk and was
- 24:37Speaker 1: still looking at the movie. Yeah. Yeah, he's still mad.
- 24:42Speaker 1: It wasn't no joke what he called ha ha he
- 24:45Speaker 1: he yeah, yeah, yeah, I suppose he called out jay
- 24:50Speaker 1: lo yea he he ha ha he Jenny from the block. Yeah,
- 24:58Speaker 1: what about that? And she did? Okay, Moving on to
- 25:05Speaker 1: Fantina in Lexington, Fantina writes, five of my closest friends
- 25:09Speaker 1: and I went to a Broadway show in New York
- 25:11Speaker 1: and I loaned two of the ladies some money so
- 25:14Speaker 1: they could do all of the activities. Weeks later, the
- 25:17Speaker 1: ladies have not said anything about repaying me. How should
- 25:21Speaker 1: I handle this? Oh? Wait, who gave him the money? Okay?
- 25:24Speaker 1: Her name is Fantina. She's out of Lexington. Five. She
- 25:27Speaker 1: and five of her closest girlfriends went to a Broadway
- 25:30Speaker 1: show in New York and a couple of the ladies
- 25:33Speaker 1: didn't have money to participate in everything they were doing,
- 25:36Speaker 1: so Fantina lent them the money. But she hasn't heard
- 25:39Speaker 1: from them. It's been what all this time? Weeks later,
- 25:43Speaker 1: you ain't getting that money back. That's gone. Yeah, that's
- 25:46Speaker 1: the whole that's gone. You write that off. Quit taking
- 25:49Speaker 1: people with you and why did you take Yeah, they
- 25:55Speaker 1: could have walked around Times Square here, Why y'all went
- 25:57Speaker 1: to them? At the point you ain't eat all them
- 26:03Speaker 1: lights and building, gonna see all that stuff you ain't
- 26:06Speaker 1: got to do. You don't get to go to the
- 26:07Speaker 1: place you knew we were coming to New York. Now
- 26:10Speaker 1: that's what you did know. Gone off Broadway. Get one
- 26:15Speaker 1: of them for the dollar syol going on, but you
- 26:17Speaker 1: can't be on Broadway. Yeah, you agree, she sang, how
- 26:23Speaker 1: should she handle this? So just chalk it up. It's
- 26:26Speaker 1: a loss. Best lesson is about lesson. Yeah, you don't
- 26:31Speaker 1: have you know, you didn't have no agreement with them.
- 26:34Speaker 1: They ain't mentioned it. Now you can go around and
- 26:36Speaker 1: stretch yourself out begging them on the individual basis, but
- 26:39Speaker 1: it ain't gonna do nothing to stress you out. You
- 26:42Speaker 1: could afford it back then if you can't afford it.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. When you give out money,
- 26:48Speaker 1: if you cannot afford for that money to stay gone,
- 26:52Speaker 1: then don't give it out because when they don't come back,
- 26:55Speaker 1: you're gonna throw yourself in the south. How much money
- 27:00Speaker 1: you got out? How much is I who know I
- 27:02Speaker 1: ain't coming back? Not who not who? Hey dogs, let
- 27:07Speaker 1: me tell you so that's a lot. Oh famous person
- 27:13Speaker 1: owes me two hundred and fifty wow dollars. Yeah, No, dollars,
- 27:19Speaker 1: now two fifty dollars. Somebody owed you a quarter of
- 27:24Speaker 1: a million dollars? Absolutely all right? Was it a business,
- 27:28Speaker 1: a basement or a loan, a straight out loan? I
- 27:33Speaker 1: don't all want to say, but I did it. Yeah.
- 27:37Speaker 1: I don't see myself writing the check to get to him.
- 27:40Speaker 1: I don't see what I didn't write a check. What's
- 27:43Speaker 1: your cash, ap whatever? Cash? Girl, I can't cash at that, oh,
- 27:53Speaker 1: because I was about to give you my cash, chappif
- 27:55Speaker 1: because man, no, but here the cash ain't ball that up,
- 28:01Speaker 1: ain't and we got to see him, but oh God
- 28:04Speaker 1: doesn't see them. Okay, this is a bad part when
- 28:07Speaker 1: you lend someone money and then they don't pay you back.
- 28:10Speaker 1: But they got all this new stuff, they got new rolling. Yeah.
- 28:15Speaker 1: But the famous line is I ain't forgot about you.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Tell you dog, I'm gonna handle up on that little
- 28:22Speaker 1: ole thing we did. That ain't no little old thing
- 28:24Speaker 1: we did. That's a big thing we did. All right.
- 28:27Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna move on because I think he's
- 28:29Speaker 1: a little upset. Quarter of the don't wipe it, don't
- 28:38Speaker 1: wear about it. I'm going on white it quite you
- 28:43Speaker 1: two questions for me? Wait, what Timmy, that ain't none
- 28:47Speaker 1: you white, you know, white, no Christian matter about it
- 28:56Speaker 1: than Steve is. Yeah, he didn't went on about his business.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Keep looking off like we ain't talking to him. Yeah,
- 29:07Speaker 1: a lot of money. That's a lot of money. All right,
- 29:11Speaker 1: we're gonna talk to you about this off the air,
- 29:14Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. We'll have
- 29:16Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
- 29:19Speaker 1: to show. Well. Satric, the entertainer and actor Anthony Anderson
- 29:26Speaker 1: have teamed up to create their own barbecue empire. It's
- 29:30Speaker 1: called ac Barbecue. But they need to learn all they
- 29:33Speaker 1: can about barbecue first, so they created the Kings of
- 29:36Speaker 1: Barbecue TV series. The two of them planned to go
- 29:40Speaker 1: across the country. Yeah, and don't say nothing to me.
- 29:48Speaker 1: Man's your boys, la soup la soup. You know you'll
- 29:57Speaker 1: be on the show eating barbecue. Oh yeah, two them
- 30:01Speaker 1: planning go across the country, Steve to learn the best
- 30:04Speaker 1: barbecue techniques from pitmasters and celebrity guests along the way. Yep, yep, yep.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Cedric expressed that Acy Barbecue was a lifelong dream of his,
- 30:21Speaker 1: so he and Anthony created Kings of Barbecue as a
- 30:23Speaker 1: way to share their new business venture with the world.
- 30:26Speaker 1: This is a ten episode show. It will air on
- 30:30Speaker 1: A and E. There is no release date yet, so
- 30:33Speaker 1: there you go. Congratulations to them and other news. J
- 30:38Speaker 1: Loo posed nude earlier this week for her new shoe campaign,
- 30:43Speaker 1: and she teased her fans with the caption quote starting
- 30:47Speaker 1: the week right, j Loo was positioned on the floor
- 30:50Speaker 1: with super long hair extension shielding her nude body. The
- 30:55Speaker 1: only thing Jlo had on was a pair of strappy
- 30:57Speaker 1: stiletto sandals that laced up her leg. She's fifty three
- 31:01Speaker 1: and recently married Ben Affleck. Of course, so she got
- 31:04Speaker 1: mixed reviews on the nude photo, but most of the
- 31:07Speaker 1: commentaris loved it. Mixed reviews. You're a mom, now your wife,
- 31:13Speaker 1: you're fifty three, you know, sit down, see here? What
- 31:16Speaker 1: you know? Here? What killed me? Haters? The haters that
- 31:20Speaker 1: be talking about a woman's age. If a woman that
- 31:23Speaker 1: took care of herself, why she got to wear that
- 31:26Speaker 1: mumu ass dress you got to wear. But she that
- 31:30Speaker 1: took care of herself and to look like that at
- 31:33Speaker 1: fifty three. Now I saw the picture. It's really tastefully done.
- 31:36Speaker 1: You can't even tell she naked. You want to know
- 31:39Speaker 1: too much? Sound disappointed? Too much? Too much? She needed
- 31:45Speaker 1: a short hair cut with this right here, we need
- 31:47Speaker 1: a real shot. And she's not naked though well under
- 31:53Speaker 1: the hair. No, no, you better be on. Something got
- 31:58Speaker 1: on the small ball. She got a small paste he
- 32:03Speaker 1: set on and she got a throng on. She got
- 32:05Speaker 1: all that on. You got that out of the picture.
- 32:08Speaker 1: We just sucked. Yeah, you gotta know how to look
- 32:11Speaker 1: at these things, y'all. Y'all ain't something. I mean, y'all
- 32:17Speaker 1: know you gotta look how the angles go. I know
- 32:19Speaker 1: all the tricks. I went to a photo session where
- 32:21Speaker 1: they was doing a nude models and I was sitting
- 32:26Speaker 1: there and there's no weight back then I could have
- 32:30Speaker 1: been the photographer because I was sitting there as just
- 32:35Speaker 1: a potential lawsuit. The entire time he was shooting, I say,
- 32:40Speaker 1: there's no walk ahead, it's camera and not say what
- 32:43Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Pleas on because he was going a little
- 32:46Speaker 1: bit more to the left, Come on, sweety, give me
- 32:49Speaker 1: more now, I said, no, See, I wouldn't. He was
- 32:51Speaker 1: saying it very photography. I wouldn't a photographer. Finally, Tyler
- 32:57Speaker 1: Perry stated that he will never forget the struggles he
- 33:00Speaker 1: based on his epic rides to billionaire status, including the
- 33:03Speaker 1: hard times when he was homeless and lived in a
- 33:06Speaker 1: small car. Tyler posted an Instagram video of himself driving
- 33:11Speaker 1: up to his mansion in his teeny tiny little blue Geometro,
- 33:15Speaker 1: saying that he drives it occasionally. Yes, he does, to
- 33:18Speaker 1: keep himself humble and to remind him of how far
- 33:21Speaker 1: he's come. He captured the video. Every now and then,
- 33:26Speaker 1: I'd take my Geometro out for a spin. When I
- 33:29Speaker 1: was homeless, it was a car just like this. That
- 33:32Speaker 1: was my shelter. If looking back at how far you've
- 33:35Speaker 1: come doesn't make you thankful, I don't know what will.
- 33:38Speaker 1: And if you're still in the struggle, please fight on.
- 33:41Speaker 1: It's so sweet on the other side of pain Way. Yeah,
- 33:54Speaker 1: hey dog, if this is all you got in there,
- 33:59Speaker 1: m yes, that's really And then you said when you
- 34:03Speaker 1: had to wash you would go to the gas station
- 34:06Speaker 1: and stuff, Steve, Yeah, go to gas station and stuff
- 34:09Speaker 1: like that hotel you know with the nice man from
- 34:13Speaker 1: yeah to wash up. You mean when you were living
- 34:16Speaker 1: in a car. Yeah, that was my give up moment,
- 34:18Speaker 1: that one of them hotels. I hadn't had enough for
- 34:20Speaker 1: that house and to go home. Good to the crib
- 34:24Speaker 1: man up and give up on your career? Is that
- 34:29Speaker 1: what you need? Yeah? I was. I was going home.
- 34:31Speaker 1: I was gonna call my mom and asked, asked till
- 34:33Speaker 1: I ask my daddy? Could I come home? Stay there
- 34:35Speaker 1: for a little bit? Wow? And what made you stay?
- 34:38Speaker 1: What made you keep going? Well? I made the phone
- 34:41Speaker 1: call to tell him that, but I said, let me
- 34:43Speaker 1: check my messages first, and got a call from Showtime
- 34:46Speaker 1: and to Apollo say we got a pot for your
- 34:48Speaker 1: Sunday on TV WO. I hung up and went to
- 34:51Speaker 1: crime on Better. The hotel room was discussing because I
- 34:54Speaker 1: didn't have enough money to get to New York. So
- 34:56Speaker 1: NW it's Thursday. How I'm gonna get New York? By
- 34:59Speaker 1: by s? I went back to call to make sure
- 35:03Speaker 1: he said this Sunday. My agent named Tom Sober, said,
- 35:07Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, if you get this message in time, if
- 35:09Speaker 1: you anywhere near Jacksonville, Florida, I got a gig for
- 35:13Speaker 1: your Friday night, pay one fifty. I was in Pennsa Coonia,
- 35:17Speaker 1: oh hours from Jacksonville. Right went and made the one fifty.
- 35:21Speaker 1: I was so funny they replaced the guy that showed
- 35:24Speaker 1: up late with me. I performed again Sunday, I mean
- 35:27Speaker 1: Saturday night for another one fifty. On Saturday afternoon, I
- 35:30Speaker 1: called Chuck Sutton said, hey, man, that spot still open
- 35:33Speaker 1: on Sunday at the Apollo. He said, sure is. Steve
- 35:36Speaker 1: Harvey had a great tape. I say, I'll be there.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Woke up that morning. Eastern Airlines had a special Jacksonville,
- 35:42Speaker 1: Florida's in New York's New York City ninety nine dollars
- 35:46Speaker 1: BAM made it look at coming up, coming up with
- 35:53Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, We'll tell you about nephew
- 35:56Speaker 1: Tommy's upcoming movie Baby. Hey, y'all, he's a movie star.
- 36:03Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to
- 36:06Speaker 1: say morning show. The Lifetime Network has a brand new
- 36:11Speaker 1: movie coming April eighth. It is starring our very own
- 36:14Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we need a drum roll here, Please
- 36:19Speaker 1: give me that roll man that time? Oh you Hollywood
- 36:25Speaker 1: Rights Miles. There we go, well, Thomas' nephew Tommy Miles.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Lifetime has released the official trailer for the movie Tommy.
- 36:39Speaker 1: It's called Pride Right, a seven Deadly Sinned story. It
- 36:43Speaker 1: stars you. It stars Wow, Stephanie Mills, Erica Campbell, among others.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Pride is executive produced by TD Jakes and Sean Robinson.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Pride tells the story of reality TV star Bertie Moore. Well, Temmy,
- 36:57Speaker 1: why don't you tell us about the movie? This is
- 37:00Speaker 1: ripped from the headlines, And you know, I had to
- 37:02Speaker 1: I had to get educated on that ripped from the headlines.
- 37:05Speaker 1: So this is pretty much a spin to me off
- 37:08Speaker 1: of Sweetie Pies, And y'all all know that story, correct, right,
- 37:13Speaker 1: So so miss Stephanie Mills is playing the mother and
- 37:16Speaker 1: I am that son who is just down, rotten and dirty.
- 37:20Speaker 1: We all know that story. And you got this. You
- 37:22Speaker 1: get to see it unfolded. You get to see Thomas
- 37:24Speaker 1: Miles and a whole different light in the post of
- 37:27Speaker 1: what you normally see with Nephew Timmy on stage doing
- 37:30Speaker 1: stand up. This is this is this is a dream
- 37:32Speaker 1: come true. I get that I'm actually playing a true,
- 37:35Speaker 1: true role and and the grit, the dirt, the I
- 37:39Speaker 1: am truly feeling through the evil, evil evil, So ripped
- 37:45Speaker 1: from the headlines, Nephew Timmy, Easter Weekend Saturday Night, Oh
- 37:50Speaker 1: my God. On the Lifetime movie chamnel I can't wait
- 37:54Speaker 1: to see it. It's gonna be Off the Change. And
- 37:56Speaker 1: Stephanie Mills is a beast. She plays my mother. She's
- 37:58Speaker 1: a beast, she's outstanding. Man, Wow, I can't wait. Tommy, Well,
- 38:02Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around be somebody. You're gonna keep on
- 38:07Speaker 1: mess it around and you're gonna mess around and be somebody,
- 38:12Speaker 1: I hope. So that's the prow that is. Man. You
- 38:16Speaker 1: had a good age though, Tommy, because like you were
- 38:19Speaker 1: six yep, Well you know you know exactly why I
- 38:26Speaker 1: got to remember that, because because now you know stuff,
- 38:30Speaker 1: you got better sense. Because remember, if you'd have got
- 38:32Speaker 1: this earlier, Doug, you'd have messed it because you templament.
- 38:36Speaker 1: You were way too ignorant for God to give you anything.
- 38:40Speaker 1: So that temperament, that temperament that I used to have.
- 38:45Speaker 1: You see that, You see that in that film? O
- 38:49Speaker 1: What's Off the Change? No? No, he got no, he's
- 38:55Speaker 1: just gonna do it sound Yeah. The committee try to
- 39:01Speaker 1: give him an Oscar for acting. I'm calling him and
- 39:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him that ain't acting. Dash who he is.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Don't get it for no oscar for acting. The food
- 39:12Speaker 1: this is who we eat. He ain't Tommy coming up, congratulations,
- 39:20Speaker 1: coming up. At thirty four minutes after the hour, Roscoe
- 39:23Speaker 1: Wallace is back in the building right after this. You're
- 39:27Speaker 1: listening Stave Harpy Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Rusco back of course, right here, right here, man, We're
- 39:38Speaker 1: going Carlos Friday. So what are you in? Roscoe? Going on? Everybody?
- 39:44Speaker 1: We're going on Roscot for a minute, Junior by Hero,
- 39:49Speaker 1: tom My Dog going to Rosing. Ain't Carlin what you want? Hey? Roscot? Okay, baby,
- 39:58Speaker 1: A lot of music news this week. I've been thinking.
- 40:01Speaker 1: So the first thing Gladys Night, she won the big
- 40:05Speaker 1: Medal of Arts award, President Biden. You know that's big moment.
- 40:09Speaker 1: She was at the White House clear this week. I
- 40:11Speaker 1: think it was Tuesday. So I want you to sing
- 40:15Speaker 1: for me, right even, thank you Ohn midnight train to Georgia. Well,
- 40:27Speaker 1: let me let me let me ask you this because
- 40:29Speaker 1: you actually sent this to us. What actually Steve did
- 40:33Speaker 1: on a group text that we're all so R and
- 40:36Speaker 1: B nineties R and B singer Case He said that
- 40:39Speaker 1: Charlie Wilson was a better singer than Lutha van Dross. Okay,
- 40:48Speaker 1: I said, Case said, Armie singer. Case. Oh that Charlie
- 40:55Speaker 1: Wilson was a better singer than Lutha van Dross. But
- 41:01Speaker 1: what I love Charlie Will Will My dude, we go
- 41:08Speaker 1: back like can'laxy the most single talented performable Yeah, living
- 41:14Speaker 1: the day that's still him. Yeah. But my question is
- 41:20Speaker 1: who in the hell is case who? Who? What is
- 41:28Speaker 1: his ass talking about? Let me say he's un the
- 41:33Speaker 1: case that's in case he lifted. You can't ain't no
- 41:39Speaker 1: statement like that food. You cannot make a damn statement
- 41:44Speaker 1: like that in front of black people. We love Charlie
- 41:50Speaker 1: cap Band, all that, all that. What you're not fistening
- 41:53Speaker 1: to do it? Democrats? One of the great voices all
- 41:58Speaker 1: the time I'm talking, I want a great male singer
- 42:01Speaker 1: that were going on walk with favor or you said
- 42:03Speaker 1: I talk about you? What you that said? The damn
- 42:06Speaker 1: the black no saint. I ain't about to calm down
- 42:13Speaker 1: the case ignit ass name like Kate? Who name they
- 42:16Speaker 1: self Kate? Or what kind of case is you? The
- 42:18Speaker 1: case of water? Is your case of build? Or do
- 42:21Speaker 1: you same case? Is you a court case? What kind
- 42:24Speaker 1: of case is you? Need to be more clear, but
- 42:26Speaker 1: you are making no ignort as statements in fronts of
- 42:30Speaker 1: black people that no brackets sing better than then. Come
- 42:34Speaker 1: come on. I heard him saying, he, Charlie Wilson snow
- 42:38Speaker 1: are better than luthericant Saint. Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.
- 42:43Speaker 1: So with all that being said, I want you to
- 42:46Speaker 1: sing two of my favorite A chair is still a
- 43:03Speaker 1: chair even if they ain't nobody sitting in there in
- 43:13Speaker 1: a room. He still got do and he still got
- 43:20Speaker 1: windows too. But nobody damn the key eating heat. Oh
- 43:32Speaker 1: please be there, step love, Charlie, no Luther. We yeah,
- 44:20Speaker 1: your face page. You're listening to Day Morning show coming
- 44:28Speaker 1: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
- 44:30Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today and the subject is she was
- 44:33Speaker 1: wearing my wig with my husband. What trail we're getting?
- 44:39Speaker 1: Playing around your wig? Playing around? Wait for this? Yeah,
- 44:47Speaker 1: I know that, I know that's you. We'll get into
- 44:51Speaker 1: it just a few we will. Right now, it's time
- 44:55Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's praying phone call. NEF. What
- 44:58Speaker 1: you got this right here is called law and order.
- 45:02Speaker 1: Law and order, that's it. That's the same law and order.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Let's go care though. Good morning, Lawn Associates office. Hey,
- 45:15Speaker 1: how you doing. Um, I'm trying to speak to the lawyers.
- 45:20Speaker 1: He's not in Stirred, but I can help you. UM.
- 45:22Speaker 1: I can get all the information, um, and also get
- 45:25Speaker 1: your actual complain at hand, and then I can get
- 45:27Speaker 1: your scheduled. Okay, what's your nurse? My name is Joel.
- 45:30Speaker 1: What's your name, Joel? My name is Dwight Dwhite Turner.
- 45:34Speaker 1: I'm trying to file a file a lawsuit on somebody.
- 45:39Speaker 1: I ain't never done this before, but I'm trying to
- 45:41Speaker 1: file a lawsuit on somebody, and I don't know. You know,
- 45:43Speaker 1: everybody tell me a good attorney or whatever. So I
- 45:47Speaker 1: wanted to talk about and talk to him and see
- 45:49Speaker 1: how I'm supposed to go about this right here? Okay, Well,
- 45:52Speaker 1: can I get all your information and then I can
- 45:54Speaker 1: get your scheduled. He's not in the office right now, okay,
- 45:57Speaker 1: but is he's coming back to day? Though? Am I
- 46:00Speaker 1: gonna be in the college to him today? I'm not sure.
- 46:02Speaker 1: He's in court all day and I'm pretty much his
- 46:06Speaker 1: everry thing. So when am I gonna get to talk
- 46:09Speaker 1: to him? Then he's pretty good on getting back to you.
- 46:11Speaker 1: He would get back to you probably tomorrow, but actually
- 46:15Speaker 1: better to schedule. That's the only way you can leap
- 46:18Speaker 1: with him and you will actually meet with him face
- 46:19Speaker 1: to face. The conversation is free. You could sit down
- 46:21Speaker 1: with him and have that one on one and explain
- 46:23Speaker 1: everything that's going on. So what you what you need?
- 46:25Speaker 1: What you need from niggas? I want to come see
- 46:27Speaker 1: him tomorrow if I can get on his schedule tomorrow.
- 46:30Speaker 1: I need your full name, the day to birth and
- 46:32Speaker 1: name my name your wife. Okay, my birth, my day
- 46:35Speaker 1: to birth? Okay, hold on, let me asay, let's get that.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Can you just take down what's going on with the
- 46:41Speaker 1: whole situation that can we get Well, I'll give you
- 46:44Speaker 1: out that all that other stuff later. I want you
- 46:46Speaker 1: to write down what's going on first, because that's what's
- 46:48Speaker 1: bother I mean, I didn't get this all my chicks
- 46:50Speaker 1: and what is the actual plaint? What is what's going on?
- 46:53Speaker 1: I want to file a lawsuit on my girl friends hood.
- 46:59Speaker 1: Excuse me, I want to follow a lawsuit on my
- 47:01Speaker 1: girlfriend's husband. Are they still together? They're still married? Yeah,
- 47:05Speaker 1: I'm trying to understand. They know they're still married, they
- 47:09Speaker 1: together and everything. You know, that's gonna bother me right there.
- 47:12Speaker 1: But I want to follow a lawsuit on him though,
- 47:14Speaker 1: So you're her boyfriend. He's still married. They list together,
- 47:18Speaker 1: they're still they're not legally separated, nothing like they little together,
- 47:21Speaker 1: they got kids all that. You know. I ain't tripping
- 47:23Speaker 1: on that part right there, but I'm checking your her boyfriend. Yeah, okay,
- 47:27Speaker 1: And you want to sue her husband for what we're
- 47:29Speaker 1: missing up our relationship for getting in the middle of
- 47:31Speaker 1: what me and hug got going on. That's not a crime,
- 47:35Speaker 1: that's not ground for a lawsuit. Hello, he messed up
- 47:40Speaker 1: everything we got going on. You know. Now he's taking
- 47:43Speaker 1: the phone from up he keeps me taking my name
- 47:45Speaker 1: out of it, you know, he ages okay, and while
- 47:47Speaker 1: I'm sitting the text missus, he answering the tex Men. Sorry,
- 47:50Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry that you I'm
- 47:52Speaker 1: sorry that's all going on. But that's not super for
- 47:55Speaker 1: our type of law. We don't handle any cases like that. Fidelity,
- 48:00Speaker 1: which it sounds like what's going on, that's not ground
- 48:03Speaker 1: for a lawsuit. We don't address that type of scene. Okay,
- 48:06Speaker 1: So what you're telling about it infidelity. I know you're
- 48:11Speaker 1: sleeping with the married, you're sleeping with the married woman
- 48:14Speaker 1: and you have a relationship with her and you want
- 48:17Speaker 1: to sue her current legal or mess up your relationship. Actually,
- 48:24Speaker 1: you're the actual outsider. You're the actual person that's in
- 48:27Speaker 1: the wrong. If you want to make it what I
- 48:32Speaker 1: told you, it's Joel, Sir, Joel, ain't nobody to ask
- 48:36Speaker 1: you for your pinion called the beleef of cursing. Hello, Hello,
- 48:42Speaker 1: there's no leaf of cursing. I cannot help you. That's
- 48:45Speaker 1: sometimes tell you. I don't even know how to gonna
- 48:47Speaker 1: cause you. No, Sir, I don't even know how to
- 48:53Speaker 1: give you to the lawyer. There's no lawyer. I's not
- 48:54Speaker 1: gonna do this. Please don't call me with this. You're
- 48:58Speaker 1: trying to turn me out of my pet man. You
- 49:01Speaker 1: curaged you to put somebody you call me by somebody
- 49:05Speaker 1: husband now your serio. No, he's my job to have
- 49:12Speaker 1: some common six my job. You are the old last men,
- 49:16Speaker 1: the merry married woman. You need to have common sense.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Who you're talking to. I know, Joel, that's who you're
- 49:22Speaker 1: talking to. No pursing means you're not hurting me. How
- 49:26Speaker 1: can I take this call? Sir? Sir? I don't want
- 49:29Speaker 1: to hang up on you and I don't want to
- 49:31Speaker 1: misrepresent the small office. Okay, tell you what, no let
- 49:36Speaker 1: me or nothing has some morals and know what lawsuits are.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Don't call me with this, dumb sir. You know what office.
- 49:49Speaker 1: You're lucky anybody in the office got me. He cursed
- 49:52Speaker 1: off the languages and I don't even know you. I'm
- 49:57Speaker 1: about to hang I'm about to hang up. You're gonna
- 50:00Speaker 1: make me come to that law office and whoop something
- 50:03Speaker 1: to a point seven brothers, they're gonna cut up off
- 50:09Speaker 1: just seven one through seven? Whoop that? Okay, let me,
- 50:14Speaker 1: let me, let me joe. Okay, what yo, sir, gonna
- 50:17Speaker 1: take your kids? Don't find some a woman who really
- 50:20Speaker 1: my kids? And YO, trying to you be counseling, sir,
- 50:27Speaker 1: my relationship. That's what I'm trying to do. You got
- 50:30Speaker 1: me curse and mentioned the pastor on the one. Please
- 50:32Speaker 1: do not call here ever, ain't. I ain't gonna stop
- 50:36Speaker 1: till I talked to Benjamin. Mister, mister Benjamin us in
- 50:39Speaker 1: here because he will, let you know, he do not
- 50:41Speaker 1: take cases like that. Oh yo, sir, you cannot sue
- 50:47Speaker 1: for infidelity. You cannot sue. If you can't, you can't
- 50:52Speaker 1: how long yowlo. I ain't me how long you've been
- 50:58Speaker 1: cheating with the woman? No, your man with your old angel.
- 51:01Speaker 1: That ain't so now. I've been working here for ten years.
- 51:05Speaker 1: Keep a job marking me? You're blackett. Okay, okay, I
- 51:08Speaker 1: know what this law office. Okay, you do wasting your time?
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- 54:19Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter James's good nephew. Subject she was
- 54:23Speaker 1: wearing my wig with my husband. Dear Stephen Shirley. My
- 54:28Speaker 1: husband and I have been married for six years, and
- 54:30Speaker 1: we're an open minded couple, so we do anything to
- 54:33Speaker 1: make this union work. When our sex life got stale,
- 54:37Speaker 1: we decided to try a threesome. When the woman came
- 54:39Speaker 1: over to join us, it didn't go as planned. She
- 54:42Speaker 1: and I played around a few minutes before my husband
- 54:45Speaker 1: told me that he didn't want to do it, so
- 54:47Speaker 1: the lady left. It had me thinking my husband was
- 54:50Speaker 1: satisfied with me, and we resumed a normal sex life.
- 54:53Speaker 1: Around Christmas, my sister and her five year old daughter
- 54:57Speaker 1: came to stay with us after they had a small fire.
- 55:00Speaker 1: I stressed that it was a small fire, and I've
- 55:02Speaker 1: been ready for my sister and niece to move out
- 55:05Speaker 1: of my house since mid January. It's created tension between
- 55:08Speaker 1: my sister and I. My husband always took my sister's
- 55:12Speaker 1: side when we would get into it, and he told
- 55:14Speaker 1: me to show some grace, so that made me suspicious.
- 55:18Speaker 1: My niece and I have conversations all the time, and
- 55:21Speaker 1: it's usually gibberish. But a week ago, my niece told
- 55:25Speaker 1: me that her mommy took a nap with Uncle Teddy
- 55:27Speaker 1: on the couch. I asked my husband and he said
- 55:31Speaker 1: it's a child's active imagination. I tried coming home early
- 55:35Speaker 1: a few times to catch them, but I never did
- 55:37Speaker 1: see anything. Last Sunday was different. I wasn't feeling good,
- 55:42Speaker 1: so I left church early with a pounding headache, and
- 55:45Speaker 1: I never expected to walk into my house and see
- 55:48Speaker 1: what I saw. My sister was lounging around in my
- 55:51Speaker 1: short blonde wig, and my husband was in the kitchen
- 55:55Speaker 1: making mimosa's. My niece was still asleep. I asked my sister,
- 56:01Speaker 1: why was she lying around my house in her pajamas
- 56:04Speaker 1: without a robe on. She said, I'm paranoid and she
- 56:07Speaker 1: can't live like this, so she will be out of
- 56:09Speaker 1: my house a sap. Am I paranoid? Or is this
- 56:13Speaker 1: my intuition? Or is my intuition always right? Come on,
- 56:19Speaker 1: come on, come on. You know what's going on here.
- 56:22Speaker 1: You know what's happening. You see it. Your sisters sleeping
- 56:24Speaker 1: with your husband. All the clues and the answers are
- 56:27Speaker 1: right there. Your little niece even told you that they
- 56:30Speaker 1: were napping on the couch together. You said, your husband
- 56:33Speaker 1: always takes your sister's side when you guys get into it.
- 56:37Speaker 1: Your husband's got to be the stupidest man in the world.
- 56:40Speaker 1: He's got to be to do this in your house,
- 56:43Speaker 1: under your roof, when you can with the threat of
- 56:46Speaker 1: you coming in at any time. I mean, what was
- 56:50Speaker 1: he thinking? Well, here's what I think. I think they
- 56:53Speaker 1: deserve each other. I think the good that came out
- 56:55Speaker 1: of this is that your sister is moving on a sap.
- 56:58Speaker 1: She said it, and that's what you wanted. Anyway. As
- 57:01Speaker 1: far as her wearing your blond wig, it sounds like, um,
- 57:04Speaker 1: she wants to be you. She's already pushing up on
- 57:07Speaker 1: your husband and he's letting her. So I say, please
- 57:11Speaker 1: help her pack her bag so she can get out,
- 57:13Speaker 1: and your husband needs to get out too. Steve, Well,
- 57:17Speaker 1: this is a letter of to me. Sometimes you get
- 57:21Speaker 1: what you ask for. It's real simple to me. The
- 57:27Speaker 1: subject is she was wearing my wig with my husband. Oh,
- 57:32Speaker 1: I can bet that ain't all she was wearing. Yeah,
- 57:36Speaker 1: there's a lot of ways to wear. We'll get to
- 57:38Speaker 1: that later on. Your husband and I have been The
- 57:44Speaker 1: letter starts off tragically. My husband up been married six
- 57:51Speaker 1: years and we're an open minded couple. Now. As soon
- 57:58Speaker 1: as I read open minded couple, I put an asterisk
- 58:01Speaker 1: next to it, because when you're an open minded couple,
- 58:06Speaker 1: that means you open to b s, you open to sugar, honey,
- 58:12Speaker 1: iced teeth, you open. See one thing I know about marriage,
- 58:18Speaker 1: it needs to be closed. It is a closed off
- 58:22Speaker 1: contract between two people, and whilst you get into anything else,
- 58:31Speaker 1: it ain't good. Now already there an open minded couple.
- 58:34Speaker 1: So weed do anything to make this union work. So
- 58:39Speaker 1: when our sex life got stale, we decided to try
- 58:44Speaker 1: a threesol. See now that open mindedness that I told
- 58:49Speaker 1: y'all ain't good. Here we go. So after our sex
- 58:54Speaker 1: life got stale and on it took six years. Now,
- 58:59Speaker 1: y'all's out of tricks. In six years, you got six,
- 59:04Speaker 1: you threw it's over with y'all decided to try three.
- 59:11Speaker 1: When the woman came over the right hill. When the
- 59:15Speaker 1: what woman? Where y'all get it from? They don't lying
- 59:18Speaker 1: there in a catalog somewhere. How you just go get
- 59:22Speaker 1: the woman? What is it a club? Why that? So
- 59:25Speaker 1: when the woman just like, it's just like well, you know.
- 59:29Speaker 1: When the woman came over to join us, it didn't
- 59:31Speaker 1: go as planned. She and I played around a few
- 59:34Speaker 1: minutes before my husband told me he didn't want to
- 59:37Speaker 1: do it. So the lady left. I couldn't shoot you.
- 59:43Speaker 1: She wasn't fine that I could promise you. They agreed
- 59:50Speaker 1: to a threesome. She came over. Then he didn't want
- 59:53Speaker 1: to Oh okay, Oh, he looked at her and knew
- 59:58Speaker 1: he wasn't enough. You know, you could tell, you know,
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: he was watching the move. She was putting on you,
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: and he said, oh, if it would be too much
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: for I don't want to, So the lady left. It
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: had me thinking that my husband was satisfied with me,
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: and we resumed a normal sex life round Christeners sistant.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: A five year old daughter came to stay with us
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: and after they had a small five and I stressed
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: a small files ready for my sister Nieds to move
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: out of my house since me and January. We'll have
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject is she
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: was wearing my wig with my husband. We'll get back
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve,
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is she was
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: wearing my wig with my husband. This lady been married
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: six years to man and they have an open minded
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: couple relationship. Open mind which means to them they'll do
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: anything to make this union work. Yeah, Mike will quick
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: calling here man, but they ain't want it in. When
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: our sex life got stay all after six years, we
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: decided to try three sous. I wonder who bought that conversation?
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: How that goes, I can't. I don't even know how
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: going here and start that. I ain't even That's why
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I ain't even bought it up, because they don't need it,
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: because I don't. I don't know how to fix my
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: mouth to say this hill, because what the ramifications is
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: gonna be severe. So when the woman came over to
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: join us, just like that, just right out of nowhere.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: I don't know where the woman came from. I don't
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: know if it was through a prayer circle or y'all
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: was having to stay out. He stepped out the wall
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: at a stayance. I don't know whether stever came froward.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: I don't know who's you. Boy? Just said all they said.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: We decided to try to step three. When the woman
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: came over to georgan, what what what? What? What? Ain't? No.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: It didn't take no time to think though, like she's
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: selling Avon or something like she married Kate? Now she
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: married yeah? What what? Well? Uh? It didn't go as playing.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: She and I was fooling around a few minutes before
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: my husband told me he wants to So the lady
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: left and had me thinking my husband satisfied with me,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: So we resumed our normal sex life and Christmas and
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: sister got put out the house class for fire and
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: they've been staying with him and since January. And it's
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: to create some tension between her and her sister. She
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: want a sister out, her sister and the little nieces over. So, uh,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: when you'll have tension. Your husband always took my sister's
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: side when we would get into it, and he told
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: me show some great So that made me suspicious. Why
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: would he want me to show hustle? My niece and
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: I have conversations all the time and is usually gibberish.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: That depends on how old and niece is five she's five, okay,
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: But being a week ago, my niece told me that
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: her mommy took a nap with Uncle Teddy on the count. Well,
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: all she saw was the naw All she saw was
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: the ramifications of an activity that produced a nap with
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: Uncle Tedny. I asked my husband and he said, it's
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: the child's active imagination. Now, let me tell you something
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: about five year old kids. They don't imagine nothing like that.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: My mama was in that laying on uncor Teddy. She
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: saw that. Kids just say what they saw. She's not
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: talking about her imaginary friend. She talking about two actual people.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: My mama was in that with Uncle Teddy laying on
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: him taking a nap. Then, your husband says, as an actor,
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: the child's active imagination. So then she said, I tried
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: to come home early a few times, but I never
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: did see anything. But then last Sunday was different. I
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: wasn't feeling so good. I left church early with a
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: pounding headache. I never expected to walk into my house
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: and see what I saw. Okay, here we go. Sunday afternoon.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: My sister was lounging around in my short blonde wied
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: and my husband was in the kitchen making mimosa. My man,
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: my man. You know they had mimosas at bront that's
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: orange juice in Champagne said I'm easy. He isn't like
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: Sunday more. Yeah, I want to be the letter. I
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: want to be nothing. You hear that? Sound? Girl did well?
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: I did that? I did that? Damn crazy man, crazy,
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: I can that. My lease was still asleep. I asked
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: my sister why she was laying around my house in
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: her pajama without a role bone, and she said, I'm
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: paranoid and she can't live like this. So she would
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: be out of my house as safety and my paranoi
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: or as my intuition always right. Well, if your intuition
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: is always right what you write as for now, I
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: normally taking man inside on this, but you're not making
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: him damn mimosas though that ain't she at there with
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: that blind wig on. You know, he for the role play. Yeah,
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: so I don't even really know how to make them amosa.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Is no one using Champagne. I'll put it together though,
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: I'm coming there with something and so you know they're
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: offer that on the plane all the time. I don't
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: never like. I don't like champagne or so something got
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: to be fit and pop off especially got that weirdo.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: And then jem Ain't got no snaps on them. Jem
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Ain't nobody last most baby sleep, baby sleep, and we
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: locked him in now because what what what Uncle tad
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: ain'tthing to do is have a walk down, see them
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: sleep on that couch and the damn mover so the
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: baby don't lock she locked in that room? All right?
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve? What you think it is, idiot? Yeah?
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
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- 1:07:00Speaker 1: and Sports Talk. Right after this. You're listening, It is
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: time now for Junior and sports Talk. What you got Junior?
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, listen? Uh? How many these Cowboys keep
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: making these news stories? Boy, Ezekiel Elliott was cut from
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: the Cowboys roster? Man what yes? Man? Running back Ezekiel
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Elliott was cut from the Cowboys roster. They kept Tony Pollard.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: He tagged him He's gonna make ten million. But then
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: you know they brought in Ronald Jones from the Bucks
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: to be his backup. But Ezekiel Elliott is a free
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: agent and the Texans ain't said nothing. I don't know
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: what we're waiting on because we can't even tell you
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: who our running back he is. We ain't even win
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: got nobody, so I don't know why we wasting time.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: We got Zeke out here, we all you don't go
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: get him now here? Another thing too, Carlo, we didn't
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: gave up Brandon Cooks, our best wide receiver to the Cowboys. Now,
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: now why we don't take they play? They took guys. Simple.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: It's easy for me to go get him? What? What? What?
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: What happened? Now? What? There's my opinion that two things.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: Number one, the Texans manage mistake. Yeah, and then number two,
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: don't nobody that's a star want to go down there
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: and just throw their career out the damn window. That's
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: not true, man. We just well, y'all ain't y'all ain't
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: drawing nobody. Y'all got plenty of salary camp. You got
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: plenty salary camp. Y'all got nobody. Don't nobody want to
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: come down here. Y'all got all the space like right now.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Y'all got a bunch of people on team. Now they
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: professional football players and they're whoop the average people. But
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: y'all ain't got a coach, and y'all ain't got nobody. Yeah,
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: we got coach. We got coaches who comes a good
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Demko Ryans brother. We got the brother defensive coordinate. That's it,
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: hits the bigger Ryans form of Texan player. We got coach.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: Me to plug this in, though, junior, if we just
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: say that, if you look up a season pass, I
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: do have two that I sell dirt cheap. Yeah, I'm
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: just gonna throw that in. I do have tea Yeah,
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: that's that's something else you ain't gonna be able to sell.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: I can't sell. You can't sell that team to a
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: player coming in. You can't sell the team. You can't
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: sell you see quick picks sixteen up this quick picks
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: right quick good games coming up San Diego and Alabama, Alabama, Alabama,
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Miami and Houston. Up. I hate to go against this
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: because he's some bad boys, but could be a shocker
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: and stole Miami and and and the last game of
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: let me watching man tonight. Uh, Xavier is three and
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: Texas at number two? Texas Texas? Can they you think
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: they can really win the whole thing? Up? Can texts?
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Could we got to watch? All right? Junior? We thank
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: you well? Coming up at the top of the hour.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Best Sies. Oprah and Gail have two very different ideas
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: of how to have fun on a vacation. Wait till
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: you hear this, We'll be right back. You're listening show
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: all right. So Oprah and her best friend Gail have
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: been sharing snippets from their weekend trip to the Middle
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: East together on Instagram, and they visited Jordan and the
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: Dead Sea, where Gail had a mud bath. Gail floated
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: in the salt leg during a rainstorm. Gail was in
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: the video getting mud rubbed all over her face and
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: body while wearing a bikini top in shorts. Meanwhile, in
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: this same video, now Oprah is standing to the side
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: under an umbrella to shield her from the rain, and
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: she is fully dressed. She has her pants on, a sweater, sneakers,
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: and she chose not to participate in Gail's messy activity.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: Oprah announced that she was headed to get a facial
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: and she complained about her purse getting wet as she
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: crouched under the umbrella. Gail posted the video and at
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: the end of her caption, she wrote, Oprah often tells
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: me we have different ideas of fun, but in the end,
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: a great time was had by all. So here's yes, Steve,
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: go here. What's your question? Well, here's the question I
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: have for you guys when you're on vacation. Are you
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: like Oprah? Are you laid back or you like Gail
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: more adventurous? Which one? Okay? Cool? Let me just say
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: what I wanted to say, Richard, Okay, I left the
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: Fellas answer that question. The reason they have two different
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: activities is for calls. It's two different levels of income.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: She out there doing mud baths and laying in the
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: dead Sea three with mud hold on. She doing spa treatments.
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: That's what you can do when you got regular money. Yeah,
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: when you got Oprah money, you get your ass her umbrella.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: You can't let that her man's bad get wet because
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: you know what it costs. It costs molding all that
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: stuff Gale out there doing, and Oprah got so much money,
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: she got to get back to it. He, on the
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: other hand, come up, they got regular Mara made her
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: a millionaire. When that million been gonna CBS. This work
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: Oprah owned CBS. Hell y'all talking about Hell ABC, But
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: damn Disney got way moment because that's what the deal is.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: There's two economic levels. Oprah got to get back to
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: this impact. Yeah, I did you think that's what it
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: is that they're styled. They're just two different styles difference,
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: that's aw different. Some people like to chill on vacation,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: that's right, like to do excursions and chill like jacking.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: The kids want to do every damn thing. So you're
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: Oprah then you're Oprah time You're like, yeah, who are
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: easy to lay here? I just lay here and watch
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: y'all do whatever. You adventurous junior. Absolutely, I'm so adventurous.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: I'm open an umbrella as well. That's not adventurous, that's chill.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: Oh you thinking that I had to leave the room
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: to get down that that was That was excursion. Definitely
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: excourging itself, getting through that whole result to get to
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: that umbrella. Oh, I can't, can't do all that. We're
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: gonna say, yeah, we're gonna go pick the dolphins, and
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: then we go yeah, I do all that. Then we're
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: gonna zip line through the rain forest and the line
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: that was fun. Yeah, Margie, do all on this. Somebody
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: got to stay on land and pay for it. Okay,
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: so you're you're the Oprah of the chill. I don't.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: I'm the payment playing. I just don't understand how in
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: the world they still have an excursion calls swim with
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: the stain rains. I don't. They're not gonna get rid
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: of that judging the excourage because somebody died by stingray.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: I don't want to swim with the sting rays. They
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: have friends, They're gonna ever do that. They're gonna ever
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: run with the bull they're gonna ever do whatever that's dangerous.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Let's go see the barrier reef for what boring on
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: vacation Scoopa diving down here, Let's get to the lamb chops.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: Let's get to that. Coming up in twenty minutes after
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have more of the Sea Harvey Morning
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- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for a
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: round of would you rather, would you rather do one
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: nude sex scene in a film, or would you rather
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: do a season of naked and afraid? I'm gonna do
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: that love scene. I'm nothing to get out here and
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: get my nipples ate up by some ants now, in particular,
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: the ants gonna take you on up when I show up,
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: I'm showing up with calamine lotion. All yeah, I'm bringing
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: one item you can bring out. I'm bringing that. You
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: bring one they put you out there with all your clothes,
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: or we can just tape afraid got to get naked
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: because I'm not. I'm not gonna do what they're doing
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: naked though. Now you ain't got no huge you ain't
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: got number that little bag numbers beating the ass up
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: at night. Them stupid ass people don't know how I
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: saw the fire. I can't all right? Would you rather
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: drink warm hot dog water? Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: I will say something though. What if I had to
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: go do necka they're afraid? Yeah, I'm gonna get laminated
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: for our go lambade. Yeah you know how they got
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: the auto wraps. I'm gonna get wrapped, but it's gonna
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: look like skin. I'm gonna be fine, all right? Would
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: you rather drink warm hot dog water? Would you rather
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: drink room temperature spoiled milk? O? No, no, I eat
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: hot dog water for you because he told me it
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: was soup. I'm good, I did it. Go to it
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: turned out that's a little Let that be a lesson
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: to there's a lot of port juice floating around the body. Yeah.
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: I'd eat all the hot dogs and tell him were
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: having soup today. It's cold blood. They leave me at
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: home with Tommy, and I eat my hot dog and
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: tommy hot dog. Tell Tommy mom and them left soup?
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: What kind of soup? Hot dogs? Soup? I might had
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: like eight tips in the water just the end of it.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: Oh man, But I that's just wrong. It's wrong. You
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: know that's what you would you rather listen to this
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: one closely? Junior? Now, would you rather let your wife
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: eat your food? Or would you rather tell her to
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: order her own durn food? I'm gonna go with a
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: but I really want to say be though, But I
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: bet you won't say it. I'm not. I'm not gonna
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: say it, but I want you know, I tell you, Yeah,
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: have you ever said it? Said? What each your old
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: or your own durmned food. Have you ever said that,
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: boy when I was twenty five? Yeah, twenty five, Tommy,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: you ever said at the time, I must around and
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: say I was twenty five, first marriage, twenty five, I
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: made all the mistakes. All right? Yeah, that's today's Ronda.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Would you rather wow? Coming up? It is our last
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: break of the day, and we'll close out the show
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, guys? Here we are our last
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: break of the day on this Friday. Tommy, we'll be
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: watching you tonight, all new episode of Ready to Love
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: My Ammy on all Yeah, I'm good good. It's a
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: beautiful andre with the curl. I got a great idea
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: for closing remarks. He just came to what's what and Tommy, Yeah,
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: one after another, all we gonna do close. It is
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: safe thing, oh, that you shouldn't ever say to your spouse.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: This will be coming from us three. It'll go junior
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: time at me five way whenever you're ready. She's listening.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: Hold are they listening? Though? I said things you should
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: never say? I they gonna know we want to say
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: it though I just said I say it Okay, I'll
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: tell you. He go mine right now here? My first one?
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: When is you gonna cook? Yeah? I can't say that,
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: but I start yeah yeah really still hear that you're
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: clean of your side of the damn office? Can you
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: do that from me? Good? God? Go ahead? Why does
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: this American expression look like this? Next? He goes something
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: you should never say to your wife? I know? Is
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: it gonna be every moment I'm gonna wake up and
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: see my ankles? Is that what it's gonna happen? So
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: every night I'm gonna see my ankle? No cover? Okay? Cool?
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: Why are your clothes and every closet in the house,
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: every lover, oh love, every single closet. Every time I
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: turn around this yr stuff? Your stuff? Yeah, be shopping?
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: You're gonna one? What do your mama want? Now? Yeah?
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: You really out there with yeah? Yeah? Up? Why are you? Yeah?
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: Because because that's why you That's what You're gonna get
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: knocked down after you say it anyway. Ye, you're in
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: a musician pig and the piggyback. What I said, how
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: many videas your brother just making from Houston? How many? Oh?
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: I just need to know how much has you gonna buy.
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: I mean, how much have you won't say that? No,
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: you didn't say that. These are things that you should
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: never say your spouse to your wife, anybody in your
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: family got six chan't stay that, can't say nothing? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: too far? You know hommy's hair was too Yeah, you know,
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: well all your stuff shouldn't be on my side of
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: the sink. You know, I don't have you know, baby hair, grease.
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: I don't need that, not that you're doing over here.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: We'll just have sex when you want to then, Hey, yeah,
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: that's true. That's an obvious statement. Let me know when
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: it crossed your man? Yea, So how much you wait? Now? Okay? Yeah,
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: well I'm just telling I'm just we're talking to sellers
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: out there and listen. Yeah, it's something that I always
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: said because I've been I've been thinking that this ain't
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: saying it. So you're just gonna come to bed like this? Wow?
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what's that bond? Yeah? What's sexy about this?
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: I don't I'm about worried about being sexy. Can I
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: get a treat? Like the dog get a treat? Can
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: I get a treat? Dog get a treat? Every day?
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: I'm too out can I get a treat girl? That's
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: a tough crowd by come in here to wait watch
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: a commercial? Yeah, he can say, hey, hey, hey, look
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: at that port system they got. You can eat my points?
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: Yeah I can't your points? Take that out your mouth
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: and look at this commercial. Some something you can't say
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: to your wife. I'm just letting you know. Six months
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: I figured this part out, but I don't feel like
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: talking right now because the game out. Oh okay, okay,
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: I say that I'm more remote. Yeah, I'm gonna see
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it. Your gay boyfriend better be gay
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: every time I see his ass. Ain't like every time
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: I see you every time every time I see you ass,
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: you bet not have a moment? Um, okay, here going
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: on anything? Um? Hey, when when is your girlfriend's birthday? Wait?
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: What say that? And you're concerned because of what're talking about? Yeah,
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: it's nothing you can say to fix that. Nothing. I'm
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: just stuff you bet. Don't be concerned about it. She's
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: feeling that day and all that. Nothing. Yes, I'll tell
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: you nothing. You can't say what. I'm gonna put a
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: lock on his damn thumstead. I'm telling that you're gonna
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: quit going over. They killed over, tired of waking up.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: This pink was walking around him. Now here go one
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: of the here go one of the shut the house down. Baby?
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: What if? What if Sydney want to be a delta?
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: What what I mean? You know? I mean? Oh, your
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: wife is an exactly that's right there. Hey, baby, I
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: don't think well, I don't. I don't think we all
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: to buy each other nothing for the birthdays this year.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: To get your ass put out, y'all have a good
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: with y'all. Talk to God today. He loved me. Here
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