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Holiday Drunk Rules, One Has To Go, Comedy Roulette, People You Regret Inviting, and more! - 12.19.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know y'all at all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given all.
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  Speaker 1: The million busy.
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  Speaker 4: Steve Yeah listening to.
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  Speaker 5: I want to Joy? Yah Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 3: You know you know turn love you.
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  Speaker 6: Moon.
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  Speaker 5: You got to turn to turn the mouth turn you
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  Speaker 5: probably got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn the
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  Speaker 5: word of the money.
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  Speaker 1: Up, come.
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  Speaker 3: Come out.
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  Speaker 7: You'll think that.
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  Speaker 1: H huh.
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  Speaker 7: I show will good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 2: You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 2: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I want to share something with you that I had
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  Speaker 2: to come to the realization one time and even in
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  Speaker 2: the reinvention of myself right now, I've had to come
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  Speaker 2: to that and I want to share it with you today.
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  Speaker 7: Give it to you.
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  Speaker 2: I want to tell you about something that a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people do in their life and I want you
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  Speaker 2: to be aware of it. Here it is, don't get
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  Speaker 2: stuck on yourself. You could be wrong. You know I said,
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  Speaker 2: don't get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 2: The reason I'm saying this is because people have a
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  Speaker 2: tendency to once they make a decision about something or
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  Speaker 2: Once they decide to go a certain path, they go
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  Speaker 2: against all everything, anything anybody says, anything anybody might do,
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  Speaker 2: any other ruling they may come across. They shun advice,
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  Speaker 2: they don't listen to counsel. They just not made the decision.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't get stuck on yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You could be wrong, you know. Now here's a sure
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  Speaker 2: fire way to tell if you're wrong. If you don't
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  Speaker 2: see any movement in the direction you've chosen, if you
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  Speaker 2: don't see anything going right in that decision, if you
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  Speaker 2: feel as though you're in a rut, if the wall
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  Speaker 2: you're climbing seems so insurmountable that you ain't even moving
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  Speaker 2: an inch, and every time you turn around you keep
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  Speaker 2: getting knocked by down, knocked back down. Don't get stuck
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  Speaker 2: on yourself. You know you could be wrong, you know. See,
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  Speaker 2: that's why it's important for people to always be open
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  Speaker 2: to the reinvention of yourself. You know, you cannot be
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  Speaker 2: afraid to reinvent yourself. In other words, you can't be
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  Speaker 2: afraid to change. Change is necessary when it comes to growth.
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  Speaker 2: There is no growth without change. The more you know,
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  Speaker 2: the older you look, That is no growth without change.
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  Speaker 2: If you're heading in a direction, it ain't nothing going
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  Speaker 2: right in your life. Could it be the wrong direction.
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  Speaker 2: If you're climbing and you're making no headway, could it
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  Speaker 2: be the wrong direction? Could you have possibly made the
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  Speaker 2: wrong choice. Don't get stuck on yourself cause you done
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  Speaker 2: made the wrong stuff. It's okay to forgive yourself. It's
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  Speaker 2: okay to let yourself off the hook. It's even smarter
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  Speaker 2: sometimes to admit that you were wrong. You ever met
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  Speaker 2: somebody ain't ever wrong. Have you ever met somebody you
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  Speaker 2: talk to? They ain't ever wrong about nothing. Man, They
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  Speaker 2: just it's they way or the highway. It's this is
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  Speaker 2: my way, this is the I know people like that,
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  Speaker 2: stuck on them power trips and all like that. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I had to learn how to do. I
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  Speaker 2: had to learn how to let them go on them
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  Speaker 2: power trips. But listen to this. Though you're not taking
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  Speaker 2: me on that trip. Though you going on that trip
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  Speaker 2: by yourself, I'm going in the right direction. I've decided
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  Speaker 2: to stop the way. Okay, listen to this person. This person,
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  Speaker 2: I decided to stop doing business the way I was
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  Speaker 2: doing business. I decided to stop to allow business being
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  Speaker 2: done around me, the way business was being done around me.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the best decision I made was to allow
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  Speaker 2: for God to have some say so and to offer
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  Speaker 2: me his direction. I have found him to be a
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  Speaker 2: better driver than anyone else I know. I have found
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  Speaker 2: him to know more about the man he made than
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  Speaker 2: anybody else who's merely associating with me. I have found
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  Speaker 2: it to be a fact that my maker knows more
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  Speaker 2: about the vehicle he created than does anybody else. If
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  Speaker 2: your Chevy break, don't you take it to Chevy. You
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  Speaker 2: don't take your Forward when it breaks down to a
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  Speaker 2: Toyota dealership. They not gonna know everything that the Ford
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  Speaker 2: dealership would know about the vehicle. You know why, because
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  Speaker 2: they're not the maker of it. So now, why are
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  Speaker 2: you letting You're letting your life being led, controlled and
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  Speaker 2: guided by somebody other than your maker. I'm just asking
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  Speaker 2: you to let's all take a common sense look at this. So,
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  Speaker 2: if going to your maker is the best way, the
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  Speaker 2: best decision I made in my business was take over
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  Speaker 2: my brand myself and to allow the maker of this brand.
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  Speaker 2: See without God, I'm none of this. I'm none of this.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to clearly understand I ain't none of
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  Speaker 2: this without him. I wish I could have the guts
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  Speaker 2: to reach back there and pat myself on the back
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  Speaker 2: for what I've accomplished in my life. I wish I
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  Speaker 2: had the guts. I wish the nerve of me because
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  Speaker 2: I know for a fact that there is no way
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  Speaker 2: that I could have manufactured the life that I have.
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  Speaker 2: I could not even have thought of it. It's no
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  Speaker 2: way I could have told you that this was the
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  Speaker 2: route I was gonna take, and this is the outcome
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  Speaker 2: because of it. I had no idea, no clue. The
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  Speaker 2: one thing I had, though, was an unshakable faith in God.
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  Speaker 2: I had an un and I just kept believing in him.
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  Speaker 2: I kept believing that he had something more for me.
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  Speaker 2: And then when I touched base with him and asked
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  Speaker 2: him to show me what it is what he had
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  Speaker 2: for me, Tada, the magic show began. Because you know
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  Speaker 2: what he did. He took all my natural abilities that
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  Speaker 2: he had given to me, This gift that he gave me,
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  Speaker 2: that he poured into me at birth, that same gift
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  Speaker 2: that he poured into you at birth. The moment you
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  Speaker 2: go to him and let him show you that gift,
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  Speaker 2: and then guess what Once he takes what he naturally
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  Speaker 2: put in you and put his super his superpowers on
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  Speaker 2: top of that, then you have some supernatural things going
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  Speaker 2: on in your life, and you may not be feeling me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm cool with that, but I done have some supernatural
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  Speaker 2: things happen to me. Every day I wake up some
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  Speaker 2: supernatural the man, the rewards of my life, the awards
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  Speaker 2: of my life, the accomplishments, the how I'm working, the
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  Speaker 2: how I manage it all, all that ain't nothing but God.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't nothing but God.
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  Speaker 7: You can't even.
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  Speaker 2: Explain this schedule to people. Sometimes when people ask me, Steve,
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  Speaker 2: how do you do it? I go, well, this is
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  Speaker 2: what I manage my time. Then at the end of
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  Speaker 2: when I get through, I say, hey, man, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I need to tell y'all for real, it's God.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really know, but I'm letting him manage me.
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  Speaker 2: So he handling it. He ain't gonna put no more
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  Speaker 2: of me than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all,
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  Speaker 2: don't be afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't
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  Speaker 2: get stuck on yourself because you could be wrong. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you absolutely could be wrong if you don't tie this
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  Speaker 2: to your gift, you will be struggling the rest of
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  Speaker 2: your life.
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  Speaker 2: have an angle today.
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  Speaker 7: What up talking? God? Yet told me what you needed?
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  Speaker 7: Did you tell him you appreciate it?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 7: What I did?
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  Speaker 2: Man spend some time saying I was grateful this morning,
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  Speaker 2: God looking out for us.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, y'all, just because the blessing
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  Speaker 2: is delayed does not mean it is denied. Hang on
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  Speaker 2: in now, man, don't give up, y'all. There is always hope.
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  Speaker 2: If you are awakening today, it is because God ain't
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  Speaker 2: through with you yet. Put a smile on your face.
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  Speaker 2: Face today with cheer. If you're going through some troubles,
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  Speaker 2: ten toes down, dig them in, man, let's go. Put
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  Speaker 2: your knuckles in your lower back and brace yourself.
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  Speaker 7: Come on with it.
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  Speaker 2: Junior better known as Killer wa on Space and the
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  Speaker 2: Legend of Nephew Tommy Junior. What is it today?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 2: You seem a little happy today.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, well, you know, Walkee just brought some of my attention.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 10: You know this holiday parties and everybody.
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  Speaker 11: You know, when you get to Christmas everything, there as
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  Speaker 11: a certain group of people who really don't care nothing
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  Speaker 11: about Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: They just want to play space.
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  Speaker 2: Yet, hold up, Junia, what did I just say to
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  Speaker 2: make you think please talking about Christmas?
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  Speaker 11: What did I what I'm talking about? Before the show up,
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  Speaker 11: just said I just thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, on this side joke, don't nobody know nothing about.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, let's try to connect these jokes. That's what
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  Speaker 2: we got to work on us.
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  Speaker 12: We're doing connected.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing radio because I'm wanted. You know, the
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  Speaker 2: fans listened. So before the show started, we was talking
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  Speaker 2: about spades and cards. Now, go ahead, juniors, thank you, unk.
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  Speaker 10: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 11: Like I said, it's a certain group of people who
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  Speaker 11: don't care nothing.
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  Speaker 3: As the certain group.
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  Speaker 11: People don't get nothing buy Christmas. It's some people coming
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  Speaker 11: over there to the house just to play spades and domino.
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  Speaker 7: That's it.
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  Speaker 11: Just to start a fight old Christmas. That's what they
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  Speaker 11: coming in there to do. Don't play your right card
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  Speaker 11: with them, and see what happened. See if the turkey
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  Speaker 11: don't be on the flow, See if yams ain't gonna
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  Speaker 11: be on the tape, watch the greens. If you play
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  Speaker 11: out of turn and let a book slide, and see
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  Speaker 11: what happened.
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  Speaker 10: You already know that up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you knocked that turkey on the flow,
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  Speaker 2: Christmas be real different than my house. And tell you
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  Speaker 2: that right now. People that come over your house to
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  Speaker 2: play spades on Christmas. Usually don't have a gift.
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  Speaker 10: No, they don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. They just said, why are you
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  Speaker 2: coming through the dough on the large birthday with deck
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  Speaker 2: of cards? The damn dog? I mean you didn't get
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  Speaker 2: to you ain't draw no.
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  Speaker 1: Name, You ain't ain't no.
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  Speaker 2: Card or nothing. You'd have brought a deck of cards
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  Speaker 2: up in here. You know, we can't play cards till
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  Speaker 2: late night.
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  Speaker 13: All right, guys, coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 13: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that.
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  Speaker 1: Prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 13: It is time now to run that prank back with
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  Speaker 13: the nephew, nephew, what do you have today?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, let's just go and call it what it is.
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  Speaker 7: I love your wife more than you do. I know
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  Speaker 7: how much you love and I know you don't love
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  Speaker 7: them more than I love her. So let's talk about
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  Speaker 7: I love your wife more than you cat dog get
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  Speaker 7: you fuld.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, I'm I'm trying to reach track. It's raight.
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  Speaker 6: Who is this hey, Trey?
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  Speaker 9: How you doing?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 9: This is Milton? How work at your wife?
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  Speaker 7: Terese?
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  Speaker 6: Milton?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you probably heard of me before. I've
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  Speaker 9: been been at the job probably about five years now.
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  Speaker 9: Share she ever mentioned me?
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  Speaker 6: No, No, I don't know, no milking. What's going on?
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  Speaker 6: Everything cool?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, everything is there. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
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  Speaker 9: wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
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  Speaker 9: really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
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  Speaker 9: But like I said, I've been working at the Spire
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  Speaker 9: for five years and been on to research probably like
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  Speaker 9: around three. And I guess what I really want to
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  Speaker 9: say is that I didn't I didn't gain some feelings
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  Speaker 9: for Tasha and oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
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  Speaker 8: Hold on, man, along holdo, you calling me, and you're
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  Speaker 8: telling me right now you have feelings for my wife
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  Speaker 8: who you work with, and you like her Teresa, because
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  Speaker 8: that is my wife.
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  Speaker 6: You have feelings for my wife.
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  Speaker 9: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: You know it took me a while to come forward
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  Speaker 9: and say this, but you know I'm mad enough now
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  Speaker 9: and I feel like me and you need to talk
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  Speaker 9: about it.
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  Speaker 6: Have you got your mind?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 9: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 6: Have you got your mind?
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  Speaker 9: Now? Listen, I'm just letting you know. Today is the
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  Speaker 9: day that I decided I'm not caring this weight on much.
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  Speaker 9: There's no more. I'm getting it off of me, all right.
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  Speaker 9: And at the end of the day, I love your
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  Speaker 9: wife more than you do. What I I love your
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  Speaker 9: wife more than you do.
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  Speaker 6: Right? So you how long you've been loving my wife?
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  Speaker 6: You tell me how long you've been loving my How
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  Speaker 6: long you how long you feel that you have been
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  Speaker 6: in love with my wife?
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  Speaker 9: I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
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  Speaker 9: know at least too.
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  Speaker 6: Does my wife even know this?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I'm sure she's awarever to a certain extent,
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  Speaker 9: to a certain extent. What what?
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  Speaker 6: How how certain of the extent are we talking?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, you know when we go to lunch together,
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  Speaker 9: and she you know, I mean, I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Sure you know y'all y'all were going to lunch together.
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  Speaker 6: How long y'all been going to lunch together?
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  Speaker 9: Bro, we were going to lunch together at least at
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  Speaker 9: least two and a half years. I mean, we go
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  Speaker 9: to lunch together almost every day. I mean, we might
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  Speaker 9: miss the thing if she go with the girls and
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  Speaker 9: I go with the fellas, so be it. But for
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  Speaker 9: the most part, me and her, me and her pretty
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  Speaker 9: much at lunch together. Yead, I need that.
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  Speaker 6: Bro hell away from my wife.
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  Speaker 14: Bro.
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  Speaker 6: I needed to back up no more, ain't no monro
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  Speaker 6: because you here to talk enough that you didn't talk
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  Speaker 6: to enough. Ain't no more in love, ain't no more state.
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  Speaker 6: You need to stay this back, period, stay the back, man.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing,
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  Speaker 6: nothing at all, because come on.
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  Speaker 9: We don't listen. Listen. I know all about you, trade
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  Speaker 9: everything about it, all right. I already know how you
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  Speaker 9: treat her.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 15: I'm hot, right, I'm feeling like a strong sensation right
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  Speaker 15: now because I really want to reach through the phone
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  Speaker 15: and just break your neck right now, That's.
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  Speaker 6: What I really want to do. That's what I really
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  Speaker 6: want to do. And why is my wife talking about
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  Speaker 6: business outside of my road hole? That's what I'm trying
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  Speaker 6: to figure out.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch,
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  Speaker 9: she let me know how she's feeling. She let me
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  Speaker 9: know what she's going through, She let me know all that.
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  Speaker 6: It stop with that lunch, bro, I don't want to
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  Speaker 6: hear another damn thing about lunch. Bro, ain't no more lunch.
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  Speaker 6: It's from here on out. Bro, I'm calling me talking
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  Speaker 6: about you in wrong with my wife even taking work something.
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  Speaker 6: He's a milsing.
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  Speaker 9: I'm Milton you at bro?
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  Speaker 7: What do you.
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  Speaker 6: Man? Man?
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  Speaker 9: Listen, calm down. With all that energy you got going
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  Speaker 9: on like you're gonna.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Do something, I'm you're not coming down what you found
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: nothing to work?
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: You're not.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: You're not finna do nothing on you right right now, Bro,
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: I'm my team's right now. Something where you are right
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: right now? Bro? Right now?
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: So how about how about when you got laid off,
• 18:24
  Speaker 9: when you was off for six months and she was
• 18:26
  Speaker 9: carrying all the all the waiting than all the fiends.
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: You ain't jump all right?
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Bet you know everything. I bet you know I got
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: a too. So all you need to know is all
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: you need to.
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: Know is right.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: You're done, bro, You're done, brown bro, you know what?
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: What what the milk? When talking about that he would
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: the wife saying that he'll love is talking about lunches.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: So the hell up.
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: While we are, you can thank me for the twitter
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: for the suit that you got for Christmas. You can
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: thank me for that. I picked it out and I
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: paid for it. Okay, see a word?
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, cool, Well let me
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: go in the project right now, right now? All right?
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: You talking about the great suitster. Three ps, that's what
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: you thought about the great bull right here with this
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: book us anyway. I an't like this.
• 19:20
  Speaker 14: I not now.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: You don't like the suit. You don't want to suit?
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: Three times? Now you don't like tell me at lunch
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: when you don't want to sue dude.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: I'm swear to guy, Bro, I swear to god.
• 19:30
  Speaker 9: I need to talk to my wife.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Man, I need to talk to my wife. I ain't
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: to talk to my wife.
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: Because I man, listen, you know what, I just shouldn't
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: hold this back. No more me living behind in the shadows,
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: and but I'm over here kicking money out to Teresa
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: when she needed while you was laid off. I'm helping
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: her out. I'm going you know I'm doing I'm doing.
• 19:51
  Speaker 15: Too much on money, Bertie. So you was getting the money.
• 19:56
  Speaker 15: You're kicking the money when I was laid off. You're
• 19:58
  Speaker 15: kicking the money.
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: Somebody had to step up, man to me, and Teresa
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: is tight, So you know, I just try to step
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: in and help out.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: So you give them my wife money. What you're saying,
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: do you.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: Want me to make you feel better about the whole time?
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: You want to make you feel better.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: You ain't need to make me feel better about. Man
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: talking about wife. All I got to do is talk
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: to my wife.
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: That's that's fine. But can I say something that will
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: make you feel better? What I'm gonna say this to you, Trey,
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: Your wife Teresa gotten me the brank pone Collee? You
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: wait what hey? This is Tommy Man. This nephew tom
• 20:42
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• 20:43
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• 20:48
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• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Don't do that, Broh.
• 20:58
  Speaker 15: You gotta stop that, Tommy, Come on now, come on,
• 21:02
  Speaker 15: you got it. Stop my heart is breaking, I'm sweating.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Oh'me on now.
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: But hey, I gotta ask you this. You got to
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: tell me what is the bad is that? I mean,
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: the badest radio.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Show in the lane. It's a Steve Harvey morning show.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Gotta be.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: We ain't got to praise it up in here. I'll
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: be back in another hour. You ain't got to give
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: me no praise. I already know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 13: It's to thinking of you coming up next to his.
• 21:25
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• 21:28
  Speaker 7: In the building.
• 21:32
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  Speaker 13: It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
• 22:09
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey. Lacy and Sunrise says my husband cheated, and
• 22:13
  Speaker 13: we took a long break and got together last month.
• 22:17
  Speaker 13: Last night, my phone rang and I ignored it. My
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: husband accused me of being sneaky and I.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Haven't done a thing.
• 22:24
  Speaker 13: Is he paranoid about.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Me because he's the cheater?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah, because he know if his phone
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: rang and he ignored, he know what that is, game
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: recognized game. So yeah, he's a little paranoid right now,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: and as he should be. And don't try to make
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: him feel reassured. Let his ass hang out there so
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: he can see how I feel. That's all you got
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: to do. You ain't did nothing. Let his ass see
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: hide feel, leave him on out there.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Who I love that advice.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: That is good for the male ego. And nothing like
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: when a woman says okay, okay, like you ever been
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: in a discussion with your woman at debate and then
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: she stop and go okay, suppose I did this to you,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: what would you do?
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It makes sense. Yep, there you have it all right.
• 23:15
  Speaker 13: Moving on to a Damien and Yonkers. Damien says, my
• 23:18
  Speaker 13: wife claims she found her Christmas present while she was
• 23:21
  Speaker 13: cleaning out the storage room. She's never cleaned it before,
• 23:25
  Speaker 13: so I know she was snooping thence she found it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 13: She said, I have to get her another gift?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Hell?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: No, you ain't five. You ain't five. No, we all
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: know the real deal about Saturday Claus. You ain't five.
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: Huh.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You the doug around in there and found it. Now
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: you owe her another? Now, I don't make no damn sense.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: You found your Christmas deal? Glad you tow it open?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Now what we could now. What we're gonna do is
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: we gonna rewrap it and put it in a box
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: under that tree. That's what we're gonna do. Yeah, And
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: you can play this any way you want to.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Get in my gifts before Christmas.
• 24:08
  Speaker 13: I'm not a snooper, all right. Moving on to Chanelle
• 24:11
  Speaker 13: in Chicago, Chanell writes, my boyfriend and I broke up
• 24:14
  Speaker 13: last month, and I ran into his cousin, who invited
• 24:17
  Speaker 13: me to his New Year's Eve party. I want to go,
• 24:20
  Speaker 13: but I don't want to risk seeing my ex there
• 24:22
  Speaker 13: with a new girl. So should I take a date
• 24:25
  Speaker 13: just in case? Or should I stay at home?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Now, let me explain some t interest. Yes, so many
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: New Year's Ease functions you can go too? Why would
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you do that? To yourself.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Why why, Well, if she takes the day, she'll be
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: all right, Right.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: You still might run up into him and his ex.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying. Or yes, yeah, yeah, that's
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: what I meant to say. Yeah, you still go run
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: up into him and his potential new check. So you
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: have and the date ain't gonna fix it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: Where you feel a little more secure when you got
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: a date, you know, get you that's true.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Get go down to that hotel and buy yourself that
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve package and go home. Get you a
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: date down there. Don't go to dude house. You ain't
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: gonna you ain't gonna enjoy. You're gonna get to drinking
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: and drink too much, and then you're gonna say it,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: shut up.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: It, Shut up there, me o the hold on her hand.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Hand go three.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: I don't want to catch nobody but you I been. Yeah,
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: New Year, happy fool.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna be a drunken mess lady, hair all
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: over your head and you took your shoes off, let
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: them in the corner. Forgot where you left them. Don't
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: do that, baby, gone down to the holiday inn. They
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: got the nice little packages. Fifty nine ninety five be
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: down there.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Two drinks.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, all right, I'm just trying.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: To fit it in the budget. So don't nobody think
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: I'm bullshy.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, too late.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: We already said that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: We're like, where is this that they come for? They
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: ain't got New Year's Eve package? Well, you know they
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: had a free Continental breakfast. They're gonna set that out
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: at midnight. Going upstairs to your room and stuff with
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: that low grade carpet, feel like you're walking on pile.
• 26:36
  Speaker 13: All right, moving on last one, Steve, This is from
• 26:39
  Speaker 13: Antonia in Pittsburgh. Antonia says, I'm thirty nine and my
• 26:43
  Speaker 13: husband is sixty seven, and he does not want me
• 26:47
  Speaker 13: to have a fortieth birthday party because his ex wife
• 26:50
  Speaker 13: and son don't know my age.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Why does he care what they think of me?
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: That's great, Still wearing my ex.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Wife and son y'all lost there in the same bill.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: What kind of pole mess is this?
• 27:08
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: What difference do it make?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Exactly?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. So you're the same age as his boy.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: So so he doesn't want them to know how that
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: he's dating a much younger woman.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Well she don't. He don't want her to throw a party.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: So but now let me ask you something. How close
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: are all they were? They gonna know this woman having
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: a party anyway? They all got to be in that
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: same circle complex something because other than that, why else
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: would they even know who this woman is? So obviously
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: they know this.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Woman well, especially his son.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: That's dad's white.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's gonna might.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Be See that's he don't want you to throw no
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: party because it ain't the age. He don't want them
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: to know.
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: Is she's you.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: This particular woman you're saying, if they know who she is,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: They done find out how old she is?
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: A woman.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Ain't a woman ain't gonna never not know all that infolk?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: O woman gonna figure that out. So obviously they don't
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: know who she is. So I don't think the fear
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: is finding out who you are. I mean finding out
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: how old you are. I think it's finding out who
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: you are, because why else think about that for a
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: minute of y'all? Why else with the ex wife and
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: son even know this woman is forty? If she throw
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: the party, how they gonna know where the party at?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: They got to know this girl.
• 28:43
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I guess for him, he's sixty seven, and theyin't
• 28:46
  Speaker 16: gonna be like, your wife is just forty.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or check this out. Though they don't know this woman,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: how do they know she's even gonna have a birthday party? Period?
• 29:01
  Speaker 13: They may not know her, but they know he's dating
• 29:03
  Speaker 13: some more gonna get out. Yeah, but they're married, she said,
• 29:06
  Speaker 13: my host, you're married?
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: How but see, how do they know it's gonna get
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: back to his side of the family?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: They know this?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they're trying. If they knew this woman,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: the ex wife would know how old she is. Oh,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: you're gonna leave me for this helper and she gonna
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: be the blame. They don't know who she is. He
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: don't want to throw the party because he don't want
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: the word to get back, and then they find out
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: who she is. I think that's what's happened at the CLO.
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I just think it ain't the age because how why
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: would they even know her?
• 29:48
  Speaker 12: All right?
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: Who knows?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 29:50
  Speaker 16: Thank you, Celo, Good morning. This is your girl Carla
• 29:53
  Speaker 16: Farrell from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And my favorite
• 29:56
  Speaker 16: Christmas memory is every year my mom and grandma would
• 30:00
  Speaker 16: decorate the home and play the Temptations Christmas album and
• 30:04
  Speaker 16: we were here Donnie Hathaway come mom with Jim every
• 30:07
  Speaker 16: Christmas season. So have a wonderful holiday season. We would
• 30:11
  Speaker 16: have agnaw, my grandmother would make homemade egnow just wonderful,
• 30:14
  Speaker 16: wonderful memories. But have a wonderful holiday season. From Carla
• 30:18
  Speaker 16: Ferrell and all of us here, our family to yours
• 30:20
  Speaker 16: at the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:28
  Speaker 11: Everybody is your favorite place. Cousin Junior, we want to
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: thank you for rocket with the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 30:33
  Speaker 11: all year long. It is the holiday season and we
• 30:36
  Speaker 11: want to wish you a very merry Christmas from the STEA.
• 30:39
  Speaker 11: Harry Morning Show and especially from your favorite play cousin Junia.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Man, I love y'all.
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: Happy holidays.
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: Well, guys, tis the season for partying. You know, there's
• 30:47
  Speaker 13: all kind of holiday kinds of holiday parties going on. However,
• 30:50
  Speaker 13: the guys are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules.
• 30:55
  Speaker 13: You know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay,
• 30:58
  Speaker 13: are you ready?
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 31:00
  Speaker 12: Are you ready?
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Come on?
• 31:01
  Speaker 12: Come on, come on, come here, Junian.
• 31:04
  Speaker 17: I'm gonna read one off and what I need y'all
• 31:06
  Speaker 17: to do is demonstrate that type of drunk I'm talking
• 31:10
  Speaker 17: about the first one. The woe is me crying drunk.
• 31:13
  Speaker 17: Anybody who won't it take it? The woe is me
• 31:16
  Speaker 17: crying drunk.
• 31:17
  Speaker 18: Oh, every time I come over here, y'all act like
• 31:23
  Speaker 18: y'all me. Yeah, I'm coming every year for Anty Way
• 31:29
  Speaker 18: and Anti way, don't you I'm coming, and you'll never
• 31:33
  Speaker 18: have me.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I ain't coming next year. The woe I don't right now,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: y'all know how.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, no, no, wait, leasy lizen to me.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You ain't go crying now here.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Man is not your father. I didn't want to tell
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: you that, but you fought in.
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: I figured you want to know for you got.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Go, Steve, you got it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 12: Here we go the start of fight, drunk talk, trash like.
• 32:21
  Speaker 17: Oh that's the big one doing the holidays ahead.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: You got it?
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: What?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Who got the why?
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: I got to open my gar first? I will last year.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: That's yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not opening my GIF for first, for this year,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: for first first, for last year.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I was the first. I would want to be the
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: first this year.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Get your hand off the box, gift that box because
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I canna bust you in your eyes.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: Speare about how you're.
• 33:05
  Speaker 12: Gonna ask you for Christmas.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: I don't care if it's for this Christmas.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: You can fight.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: They were fighting the major.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: What they don't never make no sense?
• 33:27
  Speaker 12: All right, here another.
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: For you.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: This is a good one.
• 33:32
  Speaker 12: This going the intellectual drunk.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: There we go.
• 33:35
  Speaker 12: Give me that one, Give me that one.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Come on, no, listen, next list we listen when when
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: when the when the stars is lining up in the sky,
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: for the galaxy in the universe is splitting around. That's yell.
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: Leo said that, and then and then you u sophagles
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: and Neil was talking.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: And then that's when the teacher had asked me that
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: you know what's for Shakespeare? And I said, to be
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: listening to me, he is to not to be ever
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: the question.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: I know what.
• 34:30
  Speaker 14: For me?
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Then now you know what?
• 34:33
  Speaker 12: All right, all right, here we go one more to
• 34:36
  Speaker 12: come to Jesus drunk.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: Come on, what ain't uncle to ask you? Father God?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: We having in having we having this prayer no one
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: that you is the king of the king, and and
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: that queen get you coming back one day.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be ready and call when you do, not
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: say he would he was coming back? When is coming back?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I will be ready because I'm gonna be right here
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: and I ain't going nowhere because the Bible says in
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: uh ecleve astics Clive Astis in the fourteen and two.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: That's what it says. That's what it says.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And you better know that we're looking at me because
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: the Bible says to look at the others, and you
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: would have him looking at you. We're not fitting to
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: be because we Christians in here show ass off of me.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Swe you know we were sitting there and then you know.
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: He lost the turn of that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 12: What they did?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: They wait a minute, hold, hold, wait a minute.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: I won't hold on.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: You joke talking to you. Don't crash my no more.
• 36:15
  Speaker 12: What I'm playing?
• 36:18
  Speaker 17: Go ahead him, Lord forgive I think I beat on
• 36:27
  Speaker 17: myself drunk. Come on, you gotta do it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: You're going what that very moment?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Who didn't wasted all lemonade on me?
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Holiday drunk scenarios from the One and All.
• 36:53
  Speaker 19: Good job, good job, good job, I'm standing all right,
• 36:57
  Speaker 19: coming up one Shirley.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: For sure.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 13: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 37:44
  Speaker 13: Would you rather golf all day by yourself? Or would
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  Speaker 13: you rather watch a romantic movie with your wife?
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  Speaker 7: Golfing?
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  Speaker 11: I'm sorry, holiday, How far is that to the pen?
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  Speaker 11: Because I'm out there. I don't even play that much.
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  Speaker 1: Wow a consensus, everybody's going golfing.
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  Speaker 2: You need me time? Let her watch the movie?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, allow you. I guess you didn't hear I said
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  Speaker 1: romantic movie.
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  Speaker 7: Ye, I'm sit down, face.
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  Speaker 10: You can't do that. Ain't nobody got in her face?
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  Speaker 7: The notebook over golf out there?
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  Speaker 2: Look at that car in that driveway, and go upstairs
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  Speaker 2: and look at that jewelry in that bottle hold.
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  Speaker 7: All right, feels a good movie? It is?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep with the phone on the dresser?
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: Just come in your bedroom put your phone on the dresser,
• 38:41
  Speaker 13: or would you rather sleep with the phone by your bed?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Which one my phone is in?
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: My roll.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Got to like these. Would you rather my phone is in?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: That's not an option the dresser? It's on silent right, No.
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  Speaker 7: White lady calling me.
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  Speaker 10: To dress up on a night stand?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather start in a Christmas stage play? Or
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  Speaker 13: would you rather cook an entire Christmas dinner?
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  Speaker 7: I'm starting? Oh yeah, I don't want either one.
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  Speaker 2: I could, but I'm in that kitchen that I went
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  Speaker 2: in that play because I don't know one will be
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  Speaker 2: in the same name play at Christmas. I was in
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: a Christmas stage play.
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  Speaker 11: I played all three wise men by my all three
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  Speaker 11: we have another people in the day of play, I
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  Speaker 11: keep going back out with a new gift.
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  Speaker 3: Gold.
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  Speaker 10: I had to change my roll. I gotta quick change
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  Speaker 10: at the church.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna cook that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cook.
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  Speaker 13: But your last one, guys, would you rather work as
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  Speaker 13: a bill collector or a fast food drive through window worker?
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  Speaker 1: Which one?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: You the one? I'm cussing people.
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  Speaker 2: I won't that window.
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  Speaker 7: Man, Come on, I want to see the people.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, what are you gonna say when they drive up?
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  Speaker 2: My whole world is gonna be putting the roll stuff
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  Speaker 2: in that base.
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  Speaker 7: Bag.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't got nothing but condiments in it.
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  Speaker 7: Ain't no fish. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: That's today's round with this mess.
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 3: Yo?
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  Speaker 7: What's up? This is your boy?
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  Speaker 12: Earthquake and my favorite Christmas memory is nothing.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't get nothing, but I want you to have
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  Speaker 7: a wonderful happy season from Earthquake and the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 7: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: All right, it's time to play. One has to go,
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  Speaker 13: all right, lying, cussing, sex has to go.
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  Speaker 7: Lex ain't going nowhere, Fine, ain't going. I'm gonna take cussing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you got to poor cussing.
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  Speaker 10: I'm allied without cussing, but stay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I agree, you all agree? All right, I'm easy.
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  Speaker 1: A one has to go, white kids, side.
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  Speaker 7: Peace, side excuse me?
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: Delay?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: What is what taking so long to answer this?
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: This should be easy?
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  Speaker 1: I say it, side peas, I'm done, okay, thank you
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  Speaker 1: to someone with some sense. Yeah, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Answer that because I ain't got no side piece that's.
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  Speaker 1: Your answer that I ain't got no, we're just playing
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  Speaker 1: the game.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no damn game, y'all ain't playing while we are all.
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  Speaker 1: Of the Audians on the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'll playing the last one.
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  Speaker 7: You got quiet as hell when you said that.
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  Speaker 1: Think about that one wife, wife, kids. Side piece.
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  Speaker 13: Seems like you would just automatically say side that's when
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  Speaker 13: we're way Lema.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't say, man, I ain't do that. I just
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  Speaker 10: said side piece right, and you're at.
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  Speaker 7: We'll do it. We'll do it right behind side. Let's
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: just do the game.
• 42:47
  Speaker 13: You're so convincing, all right, one has to go Shaka
• 42:52
  Speaker 13: Shaka Khan.
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  Speaker 1: Whitney aresa, Oh.
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  Speaker 7: It ain't with I'm down to too. I'm I'm gonna say,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say Rie, I know that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Detroit mine.
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  Speaker 7: I had to pick.
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  Speaker 2: Yellow shirt ass is stupid.
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  Speaker 9: And then.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, okay, you.
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  Speaker 2: Said, hollaya, we need him.
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  Speaker 7: There's some people man that pull the.
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  Speaker 1: Car over to.
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  Speaker 7: What all of them in Detroit to I'm sure, I'm
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  Speaker 7: sure I'm being an Ian word. But last for seconds,
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  Speaker 7: right from right.
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  Speaker 3: Here on the show.
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  Speaker 1: In your defense, Tommy, that's a very hard work.
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  Speaker 12: It's hard sing.
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  Speaker 7: She's a legends.
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  Speaker 2: She's a legend, but sher voice for me has given
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  Speaker 2: me so much joy. Though.
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  Speaker 7: Which one got a ghost? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Came out the next one?
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  Speaker 7: Come on, we have more out of respect.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just say, Shaka have to yeah, respect all right,
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  Speaker 2: And I don't even mean that.
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  Speaker 13: One has to go the o Jays, Earth Wind and Fire,
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  Speaker 13: the Mail Temptation.
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  Speaker 7: No one has to go okay, One more.
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  Speaker 1: O Jays, Earth Winding Fire. I'm just gonna tell you again,
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  Speaker 1: Detroit has.
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  Speaker 2: Given me the most short in my damn whole life,
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  Speaker 2: this Earth Wind and Fire. No group has ever meant
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  Speaker 2: more to me. They can't go okay, and that's the
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  Speaker 2: got to go with me. LeVert is one of the
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  Speaker 2: greatest lead male tenners I've ever heard. Cannot let the
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  Speaker 2: Old Jays go. They mean too much to me.
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  Speaker 7: They from Cleveland, The Temptations, Rabbit ass Man, Now don't.
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  Speaker 3: David and corn.
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  Speaker 7: A September.
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  Speaker 1: Just my imagination. Hell all right, that's a hard one.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up next, my nephew with today's prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call.
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  Speaker 7: I said, when I five got to go out of
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  Speaker 7: them three, the Temptations and the Old.
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  Speaker 1: All right, frank phone call coming up next.
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  Speaker 2: As it's out the family.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:03
  Speaker 13: at the top of the hour right about four minutes after.
• 46:06
  Speaker 13: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
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  Speaker 13: hip hopping granny.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, hip hopping granny.
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  Speaker 12: Right, we'll find out.
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  Speaker 13: What that's all about in just a bit, because right
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  Speaker 13: now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
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  Speaker 13: phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us today? New I'm trying to go.
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  Speaker 7: Deep right now, Shirley, deep into the archives. I'm back
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  Speaker 7: hen these folders and I'm in see deep in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 7: I'm even in a cassette couple of them on eight track.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, back off, I'm back off in here. I'm back
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  Speaker 7: back off here. Yeah, yeah, deep deep deep, prank prank deep.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see here. All right, that's the right here, y'all
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  Speaker 7: hold tight here cut. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 7: your Sandra.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing.
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  Speaker 14: I'm fine with this.
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  Speaker 7: This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with your
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  Speaker 7: say to Kiva. Okay, we've we've met a couple of times.
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  Speaker 7: You've you've come out to happy hour with us a
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  Speaker 7: couple of times, but that's been you just had a baby.
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  Speaker 14: Right, Oh, yeah, so that must have been a long
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  Speaker 14: time ago. I sure did just have a baby.
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  Speaker 6: She said.
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  Speaker 14: This is Brian.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it not?
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  Speaker 14: It's been three months since I've had him?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we we're
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: putting together a pot luck Christmas party and we wanted
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  Speaker 7: to invite you out.
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  Speaker 14: Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something?
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  Speaker 7: Well, you know what, I'm My job is to call
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  Speaker 7: around since it's a pot luck and make sure we
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  Speaker 7: get everybody to bring something. What I wanted to do
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: is I told her she should invite you her sister.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure your sister. I was just saying you probably
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: hadn't been able to get out since the baby, and
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  Speaker 7: maybe you would want to get out a little bit.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah you said that. I've been trapped in this house
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  Speaker 14: with this baby. Oh and he Oh, he's such a
• 47:54
  Speaker 14: greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is
• 47:58
  Speaker 14: like my second child, and I'm telling you he was
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  Speaker 14: nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
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  Speaker 14: When is the party?
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  Speaker 7: It's gonna be next week, next Friday, we're gonna throw
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  Speaker 7: it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
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  Speaker 7: probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early.
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  Speaker 7: But we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
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  Speaker 7: to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
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  Speaker 7: drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 7: and give you an invitation.
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  Speaker 14: I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.
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  Speaker 14: I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, but I'll try.
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  Speaker 14: I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and
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  Speaker 14: her friends, so i'd be glad to come. So you
• 48:31
  Speaker 14: said that it's pop luck. What are y'all bringing?
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: Christmas spirit. We just gonna have a good time.
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  Speaker 14: Well, do I need to cook it myself? A can't
• 48:48
  Speaker 14: I just order something to have it delivered or something
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  Speaker 14: like that. You know, I'm fool with this baby. I
• 48:52
  Speaker 14: can't get too much done while I'm here, but I'd
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  Speaker 14: be glad to contribute.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: Uh. Well, actually we're interested in getting some egg nog.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I can. Probably I could send my husband out
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  Speaker 14: to get something because you know, lan's just fooled. A
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  Speaker 14: specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I could
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  Speaker 14: do eggnogs.
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  Speaker 7: Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
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  Speaker 7: from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
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  Speaker 7: We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
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  Speaker 7: the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
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  Speaker 7: if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: you know, if you if you could really really help
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  Speaker 7: us out, uh, you know, using using the breast milk
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  Speaker 7: to do it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 14: Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
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  Speaker 14: they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
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  Speaker 14: You know what I should get my aunt to make
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  Speaker 14: because she got a real good recipe and I know
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  Speaker 14: she us the best milk as I can get.
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  Speaker 15: Her to make some.
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  Speaker 6: Is that? Okay?
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: Okay, so your mom has what kind of milk?
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  Speaker 14: My ain't? She makes the best eggnog. And I know
• 49:50
  Speaker 14: she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's
• 49:52
  Speaker 14: what I was thinking.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we want some
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: breast milk, not the best best milk. We want breast
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: aren't you breastfeeding?
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: You?
• 50:03
  Speaker 14: You say breast as in b r east breast milk.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: Breast milk.
• 50:08
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 50:10
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm breastfeeding. But breast milk is for babies. Adult
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  Speaker 14: people don't supposed to drink that. If you if you
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  Speaker 14: not no infant, you're not supposed.
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  Speaker 7: To be milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,
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  Speaker 7: so what we was trying to do is get it.
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  Speaker 7: Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's what
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  Speaker 7: we want.
• 50:25
  Speaker 14: Brian, you say your name is Brian.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm Brian.
• 50:27
  Speaker 14: Okay, Brian, you must be white because because black folks
• 50:31
  Speaker 14: don't drink breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am
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  Speaker 14: not making eggnog with breast milk. Now, breast milk is
• 50:40
  Speaker 14: now what you get that is for my newborn infant.
• 50:43
  Speaker 14: That sounds nasty, unstounded. Why would I do that to
• 50:46
  Speaker 14: other people? Have to have somebody to do?
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: I mean, is there a way you can like pump
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: out two gallons for us?
• 50:51
  Speaker 14: I mean, just what we're about to end this conversation
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  Speaker 14: that is not something I'm about to do, Okay. I
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  Speaker 14: am not pumping milk for some Christmas party.
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  Speaker 6: That that is nasty.
• 51:04
  Speaker 14: Okay, somebody gonna call it the health's apartment On y'all
• 51:06
  Speaker 14: bring up milk up there to make some egnogs? What
• 51:10
  Speaker 14: doesn't we don't do that? This ain't no feet of
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  Speaker 14: village with my milk.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: You know what, ma'am?
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know. I wasn't trying to offend you.
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  Speaker 7: I just wanted to see if if it was something
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: that you would do for us. You know, maybe you could.
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: You could squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could.
• 51:26
  Speaker 14: I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store
• 51:29
  Speaker 14: of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Does that?
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 51:35
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 51:35
  Speaker 14: You got me. You need to tell Keith. First of all,
• 51:38
  Speaker 14: I don't even know why ever gave you my number
• 51:40
  Speaker 14: to invite me to some She couldn't have She couldn't
• 51:42
  Speaker 14: have known you're gonna ask me to make some damn
• 51:44
  Speaker 14: eggnog with real breast.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: Miss I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell Keith exactly
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: what I wanted, but I didn't think it was gonna
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: be this much of a problem that you would have
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: a problem with a couple of gallons so we could
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: have a good time with real good milk.
• 51:55
  Speaker 14: Well, Brian, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
• 51:59
  Speaker 14: smarter than that to be calling somebody asking for some
• 52:02
  Speaker 14: breast milk? Who does that? What you can do if
• 52:05
  Speaker 14: you want some eggnow, you could stop at the grocery
• 52:07
  Speaker 14: sto get you some infa milor some similar and make
• 52:09
  Speaker 14: some ignog yourself if that's what you choose to do.
• 52:12
  Speaker 14: But my breast milk, you can't even pay for it? Okay,
• 52:15
  Speaker 14: I don't get down like that. That's some if I
• 52:17
  Speaker 14: ever heard of it. You two, It tells you be
• 52:19
  Speaker 14: calling around asking people for milk.
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  Speaker 7: Does Oh you're gonna be this selfish that you can't
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  Speaker 7: loan us a little bit of breast milk so we
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  Speaker 7: can have a great time with some eggnog.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: At the party.
• 52:30
  Speaker 14: Selfish loans that breast milk?
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, you know what? You know what concerned? Don't wry about.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: We don't even want you at the party. If you
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: the party.
• 52:39
  Speaker 14: Damn right, I don't need to come here on a
• 52:40
  Speaker 14: sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is some st
• 52:43
  Speaker 14: even have her friend call me.
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: and I try to be nice enough to invite you.
• 52:50
  Speaker 14: I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
• 52:53
  Speaker 14: wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mom is
• 52:56
  Speaker 14: to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
• 52:58
  Speaker 14: ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some
• 53:01
  Speaker 14: like that. Okay, you know what, Brian, what is your
• 53:04
  Speaker 14: last name? Because I'm failing to remember who you are
• 53:06
  Speaker 14: because I'm sure gonna.
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: Ask keep well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: didn't really want to tell you.
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: My real name, so so you playing on the phone,
• 53:13
  Speaker 14: then you probably don't even know my sister. Who is this?
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: I mean, I talked to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: I talked to Keith.
• 53:20
  Speaker 14: You may't talk to my Kieva because this is a
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: I know that too clearly.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: Okay, but I want to go and tell you this here.
• 53:25
  Speaker 14: You know what You're gonna get off my damn phone.
• 53:27
  Speaker 14: That's what you're gonna do.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: Keeble told me to call because see I am nephew
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: Cable got me the prank phone call.
• 53:36
  Speaker 14: You you talking about that nephew thiment's on the TV
• 53:41
  Speaker 14: in the radio. No, this can't be real.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: You're me.
• 53:55
  Speaker 14: I'm like, who that said? Oh my god?
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Oh you real?
• 53:59
  Speaker 14: Funny?
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: Okay, E said, I gotta ask you, baby, what's the
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.
• 54:08
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  Speaker 13: Subject hip hopping Granny. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty
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  Speaker 13: six year old married woman with two teenagers. My husband
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  Speaker 13: and I love all types of music, but hip hop
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  Speaker 13: and rap will forever be my favorite type of music.
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  Speaker 13: I was an only child and I spent a lot
• 56:39
  Speaker 13: of time with my grandmother when I was a little girl.
• 56:42
  Speaker 13: My grandmother loved rap music, so I grew up knowing
• 56:45
  Speaker 13: the lyrics to songs and writing around with music blasting
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  Speaker 13: out of her car. My mother was a wild woman,
• 56:51
  Speaker 13: and rightfully so, since she had me when she was
• 56:54
  Speaker 13: eighteen years old. My grandmother was all for my mother, dating,
• 56:58
  Speaker 13: going out to clubs, traveling, and having a life despite
• 57:01
  Speaker 13: being a young mom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm nothing like that now with my teenagers.
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  Speaker 13: That wild type of lifestyle work for my mother back
• 57:08
  Speaker 13: in the day because it was a safer time and
• 57:11
  Speaker 13: there was no social media to track everything you did.
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  Speaker 13: My daughter is sixteen and she is always at my
• 57:18
  Speaker 13: grandmother's house, which is her great grandma. She loves it
• 57:21
  Speaker 13: over there because her great grandma is still young at
• 57:24
  Speaker 13: heart and still loves rap music. She knows the words
• 57:27
  Speaker 13: to all the latest rap songs, and she's got her
• 57:30
  Speaker 13: microbraides done and lots of makeup on. Usually everyone loves her,
• 57:34
  Speaker 13: but my mother and I think her lifestyle is a
• 57:37
  Speaker 13: bit excessive. I found out that she's letting my daughter
• 57:40
  Speaker 13: meet up with boys at her house, and my husband
• 57:43
  Speaker 13: has talked with her about respecting our rules for our children.
• 57:47
  Speaker 13: I love that my teenagers call her the hip hopping Granny,
• 57:51
  Speaker 13: and it's a blessing to have their great grandma in
• 57:53
  Speaker 13: their lives. But she just does too much all of
• 57:57
  Speaker 13: the time. How do I convince an eighty two year
• 57:59
  Speaker 13: old woman to stop negatively influencing my children?
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  Speaker 1: Please help well, hip hop and granny. Yeah, that's the subject.
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  Speaker 13: Well, this one is not easy because you know, your
• 58:12
  Speaker 13: grand is eighty two years old, and you know, it
• 58:15
  Speaker 13: is hard to tell an eighty two year old what
• 58:18
  Speaker 13: to do period on any level. I mean, they feel
• 58:21
  Speaker 13: like they've lived their lives and you can't tell them anything.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: They've earned the right.
• 58:25
  Speaker 13: I don't care if it's your child, you're talking about her,
• 58:28
  Speaker 13: whatever it is, that's just how they feel at that age.
• 58:30
  Speaker 13: You can't run granny's house. And I'm sure you've even
• 58:33
  Speaker 13: heard this before. You know, this is my house, my house,
• 58:37
  Speaker 13: my rules. Okay, you've talked to your grandmother, I'm sure,
• 58:41
  Speaker 13: and you said your husband has talked to her about
• 58:43
  Speaker 13: it about you know, respecting the rules that you have
• 58:45
  Speaker 13: for your children. And I know you're most concerned about
• 58:50
  Speaker 13: the boys, and you should be concerned, but.
• 58:53
  Speaker 12: You gotta.
• 58:55
  Speaker 13: I just say, you gotta trust it. Just because your
• 58:57
  Speaker 13: grandmother is young at hard and she listens to wrap
• 59:01
  Speaker 13: and she wears micro braides that you know, you got
• 59:04
  Speaker 13: to think that she's not irresponsible when it comes to
• 59:07
  Speaker 13: your kids and her great grandkids. I think she's paying
• 59:12
  Speaker 13: attention to what's going on in her house, and that's
• 59:14
  Speaker 13: probably why she lets the boys come over there to
• 59:17
  Speaker 13: the house so she can see what they're gonna do,
• 59:19
  Speaker 13: so she can see what's going on. I mean, you
• 59:22
  Speaker 13: spent a lot of time with your grandmother, and yes,
• 59:24
  Speaker 13: times were different then, but you turned out fine. You
• 59:27
  Speaker 13: spend a lot of time at your granny's house. Times
• 59:31
  Speaker 13: are different, and your grandmother hasn't changed. Times may have changed,
• 59:36
  Speaker 13: but your grandmother hasn't changed. I think you need to
• 59:38
  Speaker 13: stay involved like you've been doing, keep the lines of
• 59:40
  Speaker 13: communication open, or you know, your other alternative is to
• 59:45
  Speaker 13: ban the kids from going over there, and I don't
• 59:47
  Speaker 13: think you want to do that.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, those are the choices.
• 59:50
  Speaker 13: But I think if you keep the communication open, let
• 59:52
  Speaker 13: the grandmother know what you what you will and won't do.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: You know, as far as your children go, I think
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: it'll be okay.
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  Speaker 9: But do it.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: She is eighty two years old, Steve.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Your grandmama too damn old for this. Make this announcement clear.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Your grandmama is too damn old for this. Now, let
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: me explain something to you. I first got introduced to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: hip hop in nineteen seventy seven. I'm not saying that's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: when it was born I'm saying that's when I was
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: introduced to it. Hip hop, hotel, hippity, hip hop, to hop,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: to hop. I said when I heard it played at
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: a party, why are they playing this? But it's okay,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: this won't last long because ain't nobody singing?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: You said that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: That's what my dumb ass said when I first heard it,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: quill dot, this ain't gonna last They not even saying,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: ain'tybody fitna do this here? That was my prediction for
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: hip hop. Hip Hop has turned out to be the
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: single largest music generre ever created. It's that big Jesus.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: They have created more millionaires. I gotta take my hat
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: off to hip hop. They've done some great things. They've
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: gone in the wrong direction over the years, gangster rap
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that, but overall, hip hop has created
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: a bunch of millionaires. They've created some creative mind. That
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: was in nineteen seventy seven. I was exactly twenty years
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: old when I first heard it, And I'm not saying
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: that's when hip hop was born. Was probably born before that.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: But when hit the radio waves and it came down
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: to Ohio, I was twenty, I predicted the demise of
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: it showed what I know about hip hop, the culture
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: that is becoming. But your grandmama is too damn old.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: But to help your grandmother out. When I come back,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Sister O'Dell will be here, Oh Lord, to deal with
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: this letter and any questions anybody might have to the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: great grandmother whose Sister Odell knows because Sister O'Dell was
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: her Sunday school teacher. Come on, wow, we were here
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: from Sister O'Dell when we come back concerning this letter.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 13: Okay, we'll have part two of today's Strawberry Letter coming
• 1:02:38
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• 1:02:41
  Speaker 13: is hip hop and Granny. We'll get back into it
• 1:02:44
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  Speaker 13: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 13: The subject hip hopping Granny nay and I was just
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 13: gonna read to understand sister Odell is here, but your said, Steve.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I see, Shelley.
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  Speaker 19: You heard him say that when we came back, Sweety,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 19: that I was going to be here, but he didn't
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  Speaker 19: us right on and just said Steve, Well, Steve is
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 19: going fdy, Steve is not eighty two?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 12: What did he know?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: You need somebody with some expertise.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 19: On this here, all right, so you're gonna reach let
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  Speaker 19: me just say the mornings every wards. Good morning, Cary, Shirley,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 19: Mississippi with the mouth and you're a pretty little big forehead,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 19: darl Hey Junior.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: Deal Thomas, Hi boy, Yes, ma'am, good morning, Good morning,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: says Sotel.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 12: Good good good.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 19: Now, let's just get on into this and explain to
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 19: me this matter. What pieces is y'all not clear on
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 19: Shirley Carlin.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Well anybody, sister Otell. But the title is hip hop
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: and granny.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 10: And that's that's stupid right there.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: We title subjects, you know, like she hated too.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 19: Now you can be a hip hop grandfather like my age,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 19: because hip hop day was round that inn, you know,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 19: brain master flash all them peoples.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 19: But if you hated two, you was they mommy and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 19: daddy trying to stay up with them.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: Now they ain't make no sense.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this woman wrote the letter. It's about her grandmother.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 13: She her grandmother raised her pretty much because she said
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 13: her own mother was kind of wild.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: She was a young woman and she had her at eighteen.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: So she said, what we're gonna stop the wideness.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Well, it's it's kind of stopped.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 13: It's kind of stopped as far as the mother and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 13: the grandmother are concerned. It's the great grandmother that's the issue.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 13: The oh Harald, eighty two year old names eighty.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 19: Two hip hop grand and the set up and put
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 19: some micro bathes in her hair.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the braids was hanging on to, sister.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: I'm shot house a brute down. I'm gonna tell you
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: right now, if you eighty two trying to put some
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: braids in your hair, you're finna pull one little bit
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: you got, You're.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: Finna put it right out. Your hate.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: The roots don't stay long at eighty two. There ain't
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: no strong roots day up there, but you can't go
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: yanking on them.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: She said, micro brade. She didn't say anything about a
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: lace front, sister of death.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying you got to attach to Michael Bage
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: to something something.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: No, you've been wearing a Hall of Baby haircut for
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: a long time. You don't know the ruse of head design.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, so you don't have a lot of hair,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: so you just need to stay off of this. I don't,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I don't. I have a short haircut.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: That's right, You've always had that. You've never tried braids.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: You will.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Tried to attract Steve when you first got on the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: radio and you wore them afro to work, and you
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: didn't know it was a bit turn off to him.
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  Speaker 7: He didn't know.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: He didn't care for the afro puffs at all that
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: you WoT with your little tight dress on that day.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 13: Okay, this letter is not about me, and you told
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 13: me already that Steve is gone, all right, So let's
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 13: get back to the letter. Eighty two year old great grandmother.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 13: The mother is or the granddaughter is concerned that the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 13: grandmother is negatively influencing her sixteen year old well she is.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: If she's letting the baby bring boys over to the house.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: You don't do that with no little girl that's.
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  Speaker 19: Sixteen bringing Oh it's to the house, right, That ain't right.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 19: Not a great grandmama need to get herself together. You
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 19: can listen to the music, but you can't. You can't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 19: raise kids to the music.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, you know, yeah, the parents have spoken to the
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 13: great grandmother about this.
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  Speaker 7: Well you can you speaking to her.
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  Speaker 3: You can do more than that.
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  Speaker 7: Cut she hated too.
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  Speaker 2: Shit letting the baby go over there, or that organ
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: play in the background. Noise that boy's whipping that. You know,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: that's a hamm in organ.
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  Speaker 7: Turn it up. Turn it up, Davis, a little bit,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: a lot.
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  Speaker 8: Of Davis.
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  Speaker 3: When you get distracted.
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  Speaker 14: I know.
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  Speaker 12: He feeling like, yeah, thank you Davis.
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  Speaker 3: David my art.
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  Speaker 12: That boy right there.
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  Speaker 19: You know, for a white boy, he sure knows how
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 19: to jump in at the right time. He must have
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 19: been raised in the negro case. He said, yes, ma'am, sister,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 19: I know I know it when I see it to somebody.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 19: There's some Negroes in his family somewhere.
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  Speaker 10: But you can't say black.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: You got some somebody was pulling him off to the
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: side working with him and me got weighed too.
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  Speaker 7: Much soul for that.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 19: I seen him my Steves off saying this soul event.
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  Speaker 19: One time table full of black girls was over there here.
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  Speaker 19: Want of toenails were trainy black. I said, this is
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 19: a tricky little white boy right here. Just one of
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 19: his toenails, one of them was black, and he had
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 19: any ring on. He would bind ranks for them, sisters.
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  Speaker 19: I started to slide over there, my sam, I said,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 19: well all right now.
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  Speaker 7: A well anyway, yeah, just to it over.
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  Speaker 19: If you're eighty two years old, you need that you age,
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  Speaker 19: not your shoe size here.
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  Speaker 2: I want to thank the Lord for this weather we
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  Speaker 2: have in because Lord, with our weather, there would be
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  Speaker 2: no rain, and without rain, that would be no flowers.
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  Speaker 2: With our flowers, there would be no beauty, and with
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: our beauty, that would be no women, and without well,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean it like that, Lord and women. I'm
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: not being lustful in any way. Hold up, where are
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: you going with this prayer? I'm not being lustful.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: Were't nobody thinking that? But his friend always.
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  Speaker 2: Turned every year it turned. I want to thank you
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  Speaker 2: Lord for this food were about to eat the hands
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: that prepared it, And all hands ain't the hands that
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: need to be preparing food, but bless them anyway. Now
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: you got all the women looking upside his head like,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: who in here ain't supposed to be cooking?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 12: Right right?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you Lord for the children that you know that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: know their fathers and those that don't. And realize that
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Heavenly Father, that this world has made so many mistakes.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: And stop us from forner Cayton, what are you saying about?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: God? Stop that people in here?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: A couple up, ain't marriage sleeping together?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Just this dude, I because come on, Jim, I feel
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: didn't you.
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  Speaker 7: Do all of this?
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  Speaker 1: My uncle?
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  Speaker 7: Thank you Lord for the egg and beverage that go
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 7: into the egg nogging. Thank you for just in.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: D even though I'm not supposed to be drinking anymore,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I've been. Thank you Lord for being sober for thirty
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: two years. Try Lord, All right?
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  Speaker 1: Are you you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 13: Here it is things you will hear from people trying
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 13: to get on zoom. Okay, like that me all day?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 13: My mom used to leave sweet potato pie. This is
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 13: foods people leave for Santa Claus, all right. And the
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 13: last last one is something an elf might complain about.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 13: Something in elfing about all right, I like it.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 17: I like it alright, spongage, spongageund.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 13: Spin the wheels, something saying I like that Ima zoom
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 13: and my mama said, pye, my thanks, Oh it's.
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 13: Instant then something that when it stopped doing something, and else.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 12: Mike complain about.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: All right, come on you.
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  Speaker 17: Out right away and look at it, Sata, can you
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 17: look ahead? We need new uniforms and all the other
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 17: companies are going straight T shirts and pants. We got
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 17: on vests, we got these these little short ass pants. Man,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 17: these why can't we go straight to T shirts and pants?
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  Speaker 3: That's what we need?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: Ain't on a T shirt and pants?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: All?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 7: That's what they opened.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 10: Something that elf my complained about. Hey, hey, tell him
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 10: rain did ain't that damn special?
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  Speaker 7: Listen, let's say something that else might complain about. Listen, Santa,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: these toilets is way too high.
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  Speaker 2: I can't pee up there.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't.
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  Speaker 7: I can't get it up there.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So if you're slipping fill this because you you
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: got to bring up one down here?
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  Speaker 17: We need a lower coming and roulette something and the
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  Speaker 17: elf might complain about. I don't know how to tell you.
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  Speaker 17: Somebody should tell you wait before I got here, But indeed,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 17: damn Wooden Toys were still making it.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody and.
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  Speaker 10: Something that else might complain about it?
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  Speaker 11: Look here, Robert, the whole time we've been here, missus
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 11: Claus don't do a damn thing.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 10: Have you undered that.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: She's a delegator, a hatel?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, you know what something that elf Mike complain about. Listen, Sam,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 7: I gotta tell you something every time I'm trying to
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  Speaker 7: get something. Then Rudolph nose go off for everybody. See
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: what I'm doing. You see, you're gonna have to we
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: have to put something. We're gonna have to put something
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 7: on his nose. And I can't get my boogey on.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 7: Uncle here he comes.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 17: Coming to roulette something and Elf Man complained about. Look,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 17: I'm gonna just say it because I know the other
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 17: els feel the same way.
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  Speaker 12: You need to turn the heat up on it here,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 12: you really do, man, North outside.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: Is cold, but we need some heat up in here.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: Man off.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 10: Something that Elf Mike complained about.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 10: This is the last candy cane I'm making in this
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 10: shop here.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: You don't like cans.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 10: Candy cane. He got the thousand of them in here,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 10: My last one.
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  Speaker 8: Love.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just go on.
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  Speaker 7: As I've been working out here for twenty some years,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: can I please, can somebody tell me what I got
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 7: on my four O one ca. I don't see none
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  Speaker 7: of my I don't see anything coming back.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, be ready for retirement, get up out here.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 17: Something that else might complain about comedy roulette looking, I
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 17: just need to know how come. Don't nobody get to
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 17: go deliver the toy?
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  Speaker 9: But you What is that?
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  Speaker 12: What's that all about? That we can't we can't sit
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 12: in the slate?
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  Speaker 1: I love to take away Santa's big night.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 7: Hey, uh, you know what, we never get A whole
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: lot going on up here? Is just us? I mean,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 7: can't we get a little magic seated Christmas office? You
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: know we got all these candy canes get cold?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you guys.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: That was comedy Roulette. You're need to the Steve Harvey
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 13: How do you drop hints to your family and your
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 13: significant other when it comes to the holiday gifts you want?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: You subtly drop the hints for gifts you want? Or
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: do you just come right out?
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  Speaker 7: Ain't no way I can make it through Christmas Christmas
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: without that suit.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I just feel like I ought to have
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: that suit. I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. Maybe y'all ought to together to figure
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: out how to get this suit. So I ain't gonna
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: be right without that suit. If I don't have what
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 7: suit is because of you? Because if I bring the
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: suit I'm thinking you're talking about, it might not be
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: what you want.
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  Speaker 1: You wanted to be specific, Yeah, you want.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 7: To health suit?
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  Speaker 2: What does he want?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: Did he say? Elf? I swear he's finna get a
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: Christmas cussing up in here? Did he just come me
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: to elf?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't call you a elf. I just when you
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: said you can't live without that suit, I went with
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: about parents, Let's get that ELF suit clean.
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  Speaker 7: They need to get to work. Damn sure, ain't gonna
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 7: get Santa Claus suits. Love the Times suit. How about
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: that Alleuid, that Louid the town suit, that great one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that great one.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they don't make They don't make that in your side.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: They make it in my side. I stopped.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: That was wrong.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: What what size you think they come here? I went
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: got forty two? Oh, that's sample size, that's what that's
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: forty two. Uh record, it's sample size. That's the same
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: thing that fit the mannecu in the dummy in the winter.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what they make. Holl it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: The models wear the same size, so side mabels wear
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: forty two long forty eight real all right, romance size.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 13: Would you rather golf all day by yourself? Or would
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 13: you rather watch a romantic movie with your wife?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 10: Golfing?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry whole day?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 12: How far is that to the pen?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 10: Because I'm out there. I won't even play that much.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Wow, consensus, everybody's going golfing.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Let her watch a movie.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 16: Okay, Wow, you.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Know I guess you didn't hear I said romantic movie.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not going to sit there.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 10: Can't do that.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody got hold And he'll say the notebook over golf.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Out there and look at that car in that driveway,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: and go upstairs and look at that jewelry in that bottle. Hold,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: all right, feels a good movie?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 9: It?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 13: Would you rather sleep with the phone on the dresser?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 13: Just come in your bedroom, put your phone on the dresser.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 13: Or would you rather sleep with the phone by your bed?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Which one? My phone is in?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: My roll?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 7: Gotta get like this.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Would you rather my phone is.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: In That's not an option the dresser. It's on silent right, No.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 7: White lady calling me talk about to dress up on
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 7: a night stand? All right?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 13: Would you rather start in a Christmas stage play? Or
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 13: would you rather cook an entire Christmas dinner?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: I'm starting? Yeah, I don't want either one. Not good.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna in that kitchen that I went in
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: that play because I don't know when I will be
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: in the same age play at Christmas.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: Baby.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 11: I was in a Christmas stage play. I played all
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 11: three wise men by my all three. We have enough
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 11: people in the day of play. I just keep going
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 11: back out with a new Hif I had to change
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 11: my robe, I got a quick change at the church.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I'm but your last one.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 13: Guys, Would you rather work as a bill collect or
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 13: a fast food drive through window worker?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, you're the one. I'm cussing people like you.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: I won't in that window man.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 7: Come on, I want to see the people.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Huh, what are you gonna say when they drive up?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: My whole world is gonna be putting the roll stuff
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: in that baba. You ain't got nothing but condiments in
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: it ain't no fish sal.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 12: That's today's round with this mess.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 13: Would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes after
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 13: we'll close out the show with the one and only
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, This is your boy and nephew. Tell me
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and my favorite Christmas
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 7: memory is me and my mom crying turkeys. It don't
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 7: get no better than that. Me and mom in the backyard,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 7: got about eight turkeys and we fried them up because
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: everybody in then they want to touch from me and
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: my Mom's got this season and way down and now
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: take it. You heard me. Now I have a wonderful
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: holiday season. That's for me, nephew. Times from Steve Albin
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  Speaker 7: one to show.
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  Speaker 13: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 13: day on this Wednesday. And earlier we played around of
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 13: one has to Go and we had a couple leftover.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 13: Steve one was oh and you and Tommy of course
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 13: got into it with one has to go with the
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 13: OJ's earth winding fire and the temptation.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 20: Tommy said that I said earth w find out him
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 20: out the family. He didn't done that about the time
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 20: out the family right now?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh a damn game, yes, ma'am. There's certain things we
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: don't lie in this family.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 13: All right, All right, here we go, Uh Stanford and Son,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 13: good times, Jefferson.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: One has to go. Oh, you can't do that, Jefferson, George,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: you're taking George out?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: Good getting Sam for the son, right, yeah, but as
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 7: soon as we make some money, you get rid.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Of us by moving that up.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: No hesitation, good time, James.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to go with the Jeffersons.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: I would yeah.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Wow, So Tommy, which one.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 7: Did they're torn. I'm not getting rid of Red Fox,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 7: that's for sure. He's definitely not okay.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: And so good time rid of Evans family?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 7: God?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Is that what I'm here now?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 7: I can't go to Chicago. And every answer you give is.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: Oh city? Good times?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: He said, why would you give rid a good time?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 7: Here?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 12: Food?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: I told you he ain't in the family and told.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: One hands to go, cat Man, may commodorees, the commodore.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 21: Gord Ma, Paul God, Charlie, already Beverly and Litel Richie.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: You can't keep bundon.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 12: They are not going so and.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: What what did you say?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: It's gotta be made now?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: You can't go to Phillis.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be Maney, You're stupid black.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: And you have what.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: You have stamn nephew for me and may Man.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I'm finished? Say is here? Sail
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: on down to maybe just a fool the stream, the comedy.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 7: Once twice, three times a lady.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: They got so many.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: Days we can let them.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: That's Linel Richie.
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  Speaker 12: Brick house, yeah, break.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 7: House Lee is what? All right?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: One has to go?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 7: Which one is it?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 8: Ye?
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  Speaker 16: Come on?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 9: You think.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 7: This is hard? He has not giving us one.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Uh uh man, I have to.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, maids, you don't have to sing all the songs.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: We are.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I let you have to let you come.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 12: We can't say it like you mean it.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 7: You're letting the comic dog go.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: Wow, all right, come on, here we go.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 7: I can't let go.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: It means too much to all right, one has to
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: go new edition.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: Joe to see boys to Joys to me and.
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  Speaker 1: My audition Jouesy boys to men new addition.
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  Speaker 9: Did you.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Hold ever.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: New audition after they added Johnny what not? A't going?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Damn well, okay, hold Joe hoo.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 7: New edition.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 10: Hold, man, it's gonna have to be boys to me
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 10: and jos can't go.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 7: Boys to men. Yeah, you're stupid, ball ahead.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: You, Joas.
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  Speaker 7: Did you say to me? What did you say? Get
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: rid of the boys to me?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm surprised your ass right now ain't having the
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: crisis right now.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 7: I'm just surprised.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: I'm rewarded you because I know you little brother right there,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: to throw my ass into a crisis right now. I'm
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: surprised you are seeing to be balling up right now.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: I'll beat that last time. I like this game, man,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: I take Joey's ass out of there so fast. You're audition?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: What boys to me?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: And do you know?
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  Speaker 7: The hits boys to me? And God.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: The dream I'm going with y'all all. Tell y'all have
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: a nice day. We'll be back tomorrow. These two ignorant
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: ass people out for Chris One got to go Steve
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Harvey Junior or timer and rather be the question tomorrow,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: we'll be back.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: If we's I to go tomorrow, I'll.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 7: Tell you right now it ain't gonna be Z. We'll
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 7: be back to y'all have great guys.
• 1:31:01
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