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Santa's Schedule, Elf Complaints, MTH, No Black Elves JRAP and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 7: Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
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  Speaker 7: the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in
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  Speaker 7: there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the
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  Speaker 7: show this week? But man, it's been a lot of
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  Speaker 7: amazing things has happened to me over the years, and
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  Speaker 7: not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad
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  Speaker 7: things that have happened too. But I just come on
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  Speaker 7: in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the
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  Speaker 7: actual goodness of God that you know, man, that these
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  Speaker 7: mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,
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  Speaker 7: that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that
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  Speaker 7: they all are leading you so where if you just
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  Speaker 7: don't ever give up, that's the key. You can never
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  Speaker 7: ever give up because you don't know how the trip
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  Speaker 7: has been laid out for you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if somebody had told me.
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  Speaker 7: Years ago when I had the dream of being on
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  Speaker 7: TV and then I thought about being a one of
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  Speaker 7: one of the best comedians I could be, you know,
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  Speaker 7: when I when I started, somebody had told me everything
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  Speaker 7: that was gonna have to happen in order for me
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  Speaker 7: to get there, I would have changed it. I would
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  Speaker 7: have I would have said, Okay, well, I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 7: be that. How about this? See and no one can
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  Speaker 7: know all of the events of their life ahead of time.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it'd be so nice, wouldn't it. You know,
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  Speaker 7: to prepare for it, see it come, and be aware
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  Speaker 7: of the haters, always knowing when the backstabbing moment is
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  Speaker 7: coming in your life, always knowing when you're gonna get
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  Speaker 7: blindsided by the enemy. Were really great to know that,
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  Speaker 7: wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works. So since
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  Speaker 7: no one knows exactly the challenges and the pitfalls and
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  Speaker 7: the detours that's gonna be set them, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 7: imperative that you just don't give up, because see, knowing
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  Speaker 7: these things, we as human beings by nature would choose
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  Speaker 7: another route. But it ain't the route God God for you, though,
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  Speaker 7: see the route God God for you. If you if
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  Speaker 7: you're trying to do the right thing, if you're doing
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  Speaker 7: the best you can, if you ain't out here just
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  Speaker 7: intentionally just messing over, folks, If you using faith and
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  Speaker 7: that's the belief in things that you cannot see. If
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  Speaker 7: you have something on the inside of you to keep
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  Speaker 7: saying there's got to be more to life than that,
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  Speaker 7: then that's that's you. You, my friend, have a great
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  Speaker 7: chance here. And if you've ever had that feeling then
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  Speaker 7: gave up on it, just get it back, Just ask
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  Speaker 7: for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm getting back
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  Speaker 7: to the way I used to be because there's a
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  Speaker 7: change that's available in your life.
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  Speaker 2: But you got to take it. You got to take
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  Speaker 2: a shot at it. Folks. There's a chance for you
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  Speaker 2: to get it right, but you gotta take a shot
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  Speaker 2: at it. Folks.
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  Speaker 7: There's a chance for you to turn this whole thing
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  Speaker 7: around with God's help, but you got to take a
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  Speaker 7: shot at it. You See, this decision is yours. The
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  Speaker 7: decision to lay down, to give up, that's yours. It
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  Speaker 7: ain't even just got too hard for me. Life too much, man,
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  Speaker 7: life hard and too much for everybody. What I got
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  Speaker 7: to get you to See? My father used to always
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  Speaker 7: tell me, it says, some best lessons in life, the
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  Speaker 7: one your value and learn the most is a bout lesson.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't quite understand that being young, but I show
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  Speaker 7: got it now. Ain't no lesson like a bout lesson,
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  Speaker 7: the one you pay for. Those are the ones that
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  Speaker 7: hold to you, that stick to you, that that start
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  Speaker 7: turning you into who you're gonna be. Those are the
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  Speaker 7: character builders. See, you got to be forged to get
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  Speaker 7: to where you want to go in life. See, that's
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  Speaker 7: what the challenge is and missteps is for that's what
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  Speaker 7: the failing is about.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I know you don't like it. I didn't. I
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  Speaker 2: know you're not comfortable with I wouldn't. I know you
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  Speaker 2: wish it was over sooner than later. I always do.
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  Speaker 7: I always want it to be over sooner than later,
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  Speaker 7: because the later, man, it just seems like it's so
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  Speaker 7: much I got to go through.
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  Speaker 2: But let me tell you something, Man.
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  Speaker 7: If you can, if you can forge your way through
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  Speaker 7: it and understand that you are forged in life, I
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  Speaker 7: don't know. I was on TV in one time when
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  Speaker 7: I was doing one of my motivational speeches, and I
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  Speaker 7: began to wonder about this experience I had at Ford
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  Speaker 7: Motor Company and my last job after the auto industry
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  Speaker 7: started going down, my last job was in the foundry
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  Speaker 7: and my job was to stand at the end almost
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  Speaker 7: where the engines first come out of the furnace. See,
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  Speaker 7: the engines are poured into a mold. It's hot, melted
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  Speaker 7: down metal whatever they call it, larva or whatever. They
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  Speaker 7: pour it into a mole and it goes into this
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  Speaker 7: furnace that's extremely hot. And my job was after the
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  Speaker 7: heat was applied to the engine block, it would come
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  Speaker 7: through and it would go through a hardening stage. But
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  Speaker 7: the way it was hardening, they would cool it. Suddenly
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  Speaker 7: they would flush it with water. It was just blast
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  Speaker 7: water on it. But the fire and the high temperature
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  Speaker 7: is what made the engine block solidify. It's because it's
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  Speaker 7: got to get real hot, get melted down first. Then
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  Speaker 7: it's got to get poured into a mole. Then it's
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  Speaker 7: got to be pressure hit with water and all this
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  Speaker 7: and then it and it's real hot. Now it's still
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  Speaker 7: hot even though there's water being shotter, but when it
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  Speaker 7: comes out the end of the side, there's a lot
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  Speaker 7: of flashing in it. It flashing is a metal from
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  Speaker 7: that to drip through the cast molding on it, just
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  Speaker 7: like flex of extra pieces of metal. My job was
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  Speaker 7: to hit this engine block in the front, which is huge,
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  Speaker 7: heavy rubber mallet, knock all the flashing off the front
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  Speaker 7: and when it came around back to bam, hit it
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  Speaker 7: real hard again on the backside. And that became the
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  Speaker 7: core of what the car is. A car without a
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  Speaker 7: great engine is nothing. It's just a pretty looking vehicle
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  Speaker 7: over there. But if it can't do what it was
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  Speaker 7: made to do because the engine blocked then cracked. See,
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  Speaker 7: you can have a car look real good, but if
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  Speaker 7: it freezes an engine block cracked your car, you could
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  Speaker 7: it's over man. You got to get a new block.
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  Speaker 7: The block is the core. But in order for you
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  Speaker 7: for the car to do it, it's got to do
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  Speaker 7: it's got to have a strong engine.
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  Speaker 8: It.
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  Speaker 7: In order for the engine to be strong, it's got
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  Speaker 7: to be forged and steal, come through fire, get.
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  Speaker 2: Poured in a mole, cooled off.
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  Speaker 7: Heated, knocked around, beat on the front end, beat on
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  Speaker 7: the back end, in order for it to be what
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  Speaker 7: it's gonna be. The mall of the story, folks, is
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  Speaker 7: you got to get forged in fire to be what
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  Speaker 7: you're gonna be. You got to get beat up, you
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  Speaker 7: got to get pressure washed, you got to have heat
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  Speaker 7: on you, you got to get melted down, you got
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  Speaker 7: to get pulled into a mole. That's how you become
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  Speaker 7: who you are. So the tough things that you're going through,
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  Speaker 7: the difficult challenges and the setbacks. I know a brother
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  Speaker 7: who went to prison, ma'am. And the whole reason he
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  Speaker 7: ended up going to prison because he was looking at
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  Speaker 7: the little window looking out in the yard at him
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  Speaker 7: working out. And then the next thing you know, man,
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  Speaker 7: this brother decided that he was gonna go out there
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  Speaker 7: and work out. Well, guess what, he's one of the
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  Speaker 7: top trainers in country. Today.
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  Speaker 9: Morning show, he bokee red. There's a train come in.
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  Speaker 1: Steve?
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  Speaker 8: Colorful morning and June morning, But nephew, time me in
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  Speaker 9: And Uncle Steve what's happening, Steve, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 7: Ready for war. Whoo over your eever you won't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you know that's what I want to do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do all hard saying hard.
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  Speaker 7: Rosco does a Christmas Carroll Goodness. Yeah, I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 7: a few Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Carroll Bell.
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  Speaker 4: Want you.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have a thirty fourth.
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  Speaker 2: You better do what they ain't here. That's what you
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  Speaker 2: better do. Come on, dash through the snow.
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  Speaker 3: On a one horse?
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  Speaker 7: Oh Burnsley? Yeah, Oh what form it to ride in
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  Speaker 7: a one horse?
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  Speaker 2: Oh bunsly?
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  Speaker 4: Oh jingle bell, Oh jingle bail, Oh jingle jingle all
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  Speaker 4: the way?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah in old What fun it is to ride
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  Speaker 7: in the one horse? Oh ply.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh hey Hey how about joy to the world.
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  Speaker 2: I got Joe, I got.
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  Speaker 1: To the world.
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  Speaker 6: About him?
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  Speaker 2: Oh joy to all the boys and girls working Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Take you to the world. Oh joy all the boys
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  Speaker 2: and girls. Dagg the hog.
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  Speaker 7: Follow follow La la la la la la la seson
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  Speaker 7: true job follow La la la la la la la.
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  Speaker 11: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: We read y'all, yaypail la.
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  Speaker 11: Da da.
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  Speaker 2: Okay man, Yeah that's good. Yeah, had christ.
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  Speaker 12: Can you do sunad nightful will come back hard.
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  Speaker 1: And Santa Claus is coming to town and let us rude,
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  Speaker 1: yeah and rude.
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  Speaker 13: All all right, all right, we're coming back with Uh.
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  Speaker 13: Steve sings Christmas carols hard at thirty two after right
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  Speaker 13: after this, you're listening Morning show, we are back Steve
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  Speaker 13: singing Christmas carols. We're all in the Christmas spirit. Steve
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  Speaker 13: is singing but his way, and you know he sings
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  Speaker 13: hard hard.
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  Speaker 2: We had a reclown singing Chris from call I Think.
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  Speaker 1: We had a request for silent night Steve Shine, night.
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  Speaker 2: O and night saying hold on the mic, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Is calah thing it bright.
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  Speaker 2: Round, run on genir, Mama, Mama and your.
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  Speaker 1: Child holy.
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  Speaker 2: For so tinned up? Ten down, mom, shy.
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  Speaker 3: Look nah.
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  Speaker 11: Hoo, no.
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  Speaker 2: Break it down? Oh oh it brod.
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  Speaker 1: Off the rendos.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what.
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  Speaker 2: Version you want?
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  Speaker 7: There's dancer and prins and comedy and Cupid Dan's Dona
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  Speaker 7: and Blixen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody and Vixen clame boy.
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  Speaker 7: The most famous, that damn framus, come on that damn
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  Speaker 7: famous Wayne deal.
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  Speaker 11: Uh oh.
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  Speaker 3: Ho, rudo, no, Rain do you come on?
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  Speaker 2: Boy had a very shin no, yes he did, yes
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  Speaker 2: he did.
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  Speaker 6: And you saw on the thing hard.
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  Speaker 2: You would even.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now you would even what.
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  Speaker 4: You do.
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  Speaker 1: All the race, my time with that one.
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  Speaker 7: All of the other the race. Yeah, used to laugh
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  Speaker 7: and call him name. They never left Paul rudeed.
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  Speaker 12: It it rad game, little thing, see boy ben.
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  Speaker 11: Fogy Christmas. Sad came to say, hey.
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  Speaker 2: Ruder, damn no so bright watch when you laugh on
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  Speaker 2: over here and got this leave tonight. That was a jail.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks so much for letting me do.
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  Speaker 1: Quest essential Christmas song. This Christmas Doney out the.
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  Speaker 2: Way, dinner, dinner din un and doom don the doom.
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  Speaker 7: Hey gone, missle to, I'm gone to get to know
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  Speaker 7: your better. Come did here Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: And as we trimmed the tree, you rising where walll be?
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  Speaker 7: He did?
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  Speaker 2: He? He did that.
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  Speaker 14: The Chris must Fi side is blaz said, bride high,
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  Speaker 14: come on.
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  Speaker 7: And we'll Carolin, don't I said, we're Carolyn. Come on, boy, Caroll,
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  Speaker 7: I said, were caroling working in the night.
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  Speaker 2: And this Christmas? What you best believe?
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  Speaker 15: I said, the Christmas, not next one.
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking about this damn criminal right, Yes, you see
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  Speaker 7: more twinter fields.
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  Speaker 2: What's the song? Well, the weather outside is right, what's there?
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  Speaker 1: Let us know, let us let us you want to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Boys don't matter.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't gonna be the same. I just want, I
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  Speaker 2: just want. It is snow. You got the boys, got
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  Speaker 2: the boys, lady is snow.
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  Speaker 1: How about Santa claus is coming to town.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one.
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  Speaker 7: Sine o'clock come into town. Yeah, like a sine a
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  Speaker 7: close coming. You better not better not pound, better not
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  Speaker 7: cry better, watch out. I'm telling you why.
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  Speaker 2: Shine shin shine up.
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  Speaker 1: Two times, one more time.
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  Speaker 2: Say closer, come in the top. Oh yeah, say come
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  Speaker 2: in the town, come on saying it?
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  Speaker 3: Say it in the town.
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  Speaker 2: When are you coming?
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  Speaker 1: Say it?
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  Speaker 2: Wady?
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  Speaker 13: Do it?
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  Speaker 7: Said it?
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  Speaker 2: Calls it? Come into town?
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  Speaker 11: Where is it?
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  Speaker 5: Late?
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  Speaker 2: Said close? It's coming the town?
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  Speaker 4: Close?
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  Speaker 2: Took the home is coming all I'm on in here, Harry, Harry,
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  Speaker 2: He's coming.
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  Speaker 4: To time.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
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  Speaker 13: for the c l O. The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 13: This one is from CC and Dallas CC rights.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in love.
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  Speaker 13: I'm in a love triangle with a man that's ten
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  Speaker 13: years younger than me and a man that's eighteen years
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  Speaker 13: older than me.
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  Speaker 1: They both serve their purpose. If you know what I mean, but.
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  Speaker 13: The young man wants all of my time. He wants
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  Speaker 13: to stay at my house and drive my car, and
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  Speaker 13: he expects me to be a cougar. My sugar daddy
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  Speaker 13: is not pleased when he can't come over. He popped
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  Speaker 13: up before and I had to ignore him, so he
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  Speaker 13: won't think it's cool to do that. He takes great
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  Speaker 13: care of me, But his son is a better lover. Yes,
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  Speaker 13: it's a father and son that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with. Cut one of them off, Come on, clo.
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  Speaker 2: Well, tricky, tricky, you know.
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  Speaker 7: You in real, real dangerous territory. You have not mentioned
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  Speaker 7: whether they know about each other or not. You didn't,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: That they don't, or at least I know the daddy
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  Speaker 2: don't know about the son.
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  Speaker 7: Now, the trifling son could know about the daddy, But
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  Speaker 7: you said something in your letter that's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: The younger one wants to drive your.
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  Speaker 1: Car and all, well, his damn car stair the house.
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  Speaker 7: And then the sugar daddy is actually taking care of business.
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  Speaker 7: Now did she say which one of them takes care
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  Speaker 7: of frying the bacon better?
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  Speaker 2: Is it the young boy the old dude?
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty.
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  Speaker 2: She said, Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 7: It's the young dude, or else you'd have everything wrapped
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  Speaker 7: up in the old dude. Uh So, I have no
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  Speaker 7: advice for you. You're going to hell for this open
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  Speaker 7: invitation right now. It looks like you're gonna have a
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  Speaker 7: front row seat, and I don't know how you think
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  Speaker 7: this is gonna work it. Should you get rid of
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  Speaker 7: one of them? Yes, you should before they find out,
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  Speaker 7: because that's a dangerous situation to be a sister, A
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  Speaker 7: very dangerous situation.
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  Speaker 2: Why you doing that? Might I add that you are
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  Speaker 2: a bit trifling? I just want to throw that out there.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know you, but that's a little trifling because
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  Speaker 7: if a man was doing that, wouldn't he be trifling
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  Speaker 7: if he was seeing the woman and her daughter simultaneously? Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so I'm pretty sure he would be trifling. So I'm
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  Speaker 7: going to have to label you as trifling too.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what the thrill is for you to
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  Speaker 7: be pulling this off. But if you go to do
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  Speaker 7: to me and and that's your option, you could get
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  Speaker 7: another young dude. It don't have to be this.
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  Speaker 16: Man's son son, even by my standards. You're right, Steve,
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  Speaker 16: that's low.
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  Speaker 13: Says I'm in my late forties and I think I'm
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  Speaker 13: going to have to divorce my husband of four years.
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  Speaker 13: I'm his third wife, and one of his exes told
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  Speaker 13: me she'd pray for me when I ran into her recently.
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  Speaker 13: He was a perfect man until a year ago when
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  Speaker 13: he stopped bathing, he stopped helping out around the house,
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  Speaker 13: and he stopped going to church online with me. His
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  Speaker 13: blood sugar has been low lately, so I thought his.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Behavior was because of that. But I don't think that's it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think this. I don't know this man anymore.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: What should I do?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Well, you can have you can have low blood sugar,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: sugar and you and you can quit going to church online.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Just todamn bathing. Thank you create it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably that's the problem deal breaker.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of people don't go to church online.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: I know a lot of people would diabetes and low
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: blood pressure. I got I know people would have blood pressure. Yeah,
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: I've been bored inline myself. I'm aware of that. It's
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: the stopping bathing that I don't get that connect at all.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I got your.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: Tied go to church online, I got it. Maybe you
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: don't like to learn, Maybe you don't like zoom ministry.
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: I got that.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe you like live church.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: I got that, AH got I got you tired to
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: take your medication?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I got that sometimes I don't feel like taking my supplements.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I got it, I got it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: But when your ass get tired of washing, I'm talking
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: about just you know, just it's just something about Washington
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: that's so damn necessary. I wouldn't even have row head
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: about the church in the medicine washing, because we can
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: get him back in church. We can get him back
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: on his meds. One trip to the hospital to get
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: his ass right back on their maids, you know, and
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: one big problem in his life, or turn him right
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: on back to the Lord.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: We can do that. I don't know what we got
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: to do to convince him to wash.
• 25:56
  Speaker 13: Yeah, and this has got to be why, she says,
• 25:59
  Speaker 13: sir wife Okay, Gabby and Gatlinburg, Tennessee, says, my parents
• 26:07
  Speaker 13: are very religious, and I'm a Sunday school teacher at
• 26:10
  Speaker 13: our church, and I'm in the special events choir. I'm
• 26:13
  Speaker 13: also a tattoo artist and I'm covered in tattoos. I
• 26:16
  Speaker 13: drink on the weekends and I brew beer in my garage.
• 26:19
  Speaker 13: I've kept my dad from going into my garage for years,
• 26:22
  Speaker 13: and I've covered up my body so my mom won't
• 26:25
  Speaker 13: be embarrassed. I'm turning thirty soon and I am ready
• 26:28
  Speaker 13: to stop hiding from my parents. How do I break
• 26:31
  Speaker 13: it to them?
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Wow, Well, you can't hide in Gatlinburg. I can tell
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: you that right now. I've been there, I've been through.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: There ain't no hiding in Gatlinburg. I don't know how
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: you don't fake ther funk down at the church this
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: long with all them damn tattoos. You must be going
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: to the church as amish, so that's the only way
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: you hide.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: All you got on a bonnet, a gown and.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: High top boots and so Leah Todd's and you're making moonshine.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: You just a little douval. You just living your best life.
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: So I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, she's
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: making moonshine. What does she called it in the letter?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Beer beer girl? Stop?
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody no damn homemade beer. You and Gatlinburg, Tennessee,
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: that's moonshine. Stop this Who the hell making be at
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: the house?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Beer cheap?
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: See?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Morning Show?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: What is this all about? To see this segment?
• 27:40
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Is better than there's certain things over the holidays, when
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: the holidays happen. You can pretty much bet money that
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: some of these things are going to happen, Is that right?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Somebody's house and somebody's house. All right, all this might
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: not happen at your house. One of these. I promise you,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: one of these it's gonna happen over the holiday at
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: your house.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear it. Come on, I'm ready.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: It off.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: You know, dinner.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Denner will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: go get somebody out of Jake.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happened that.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Just made my face.
• 28:34
  Speaker 15: You hear somebody in the house. I'll accept.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Here's here's something else. The new boyfriend. Somebody's new boyfriend
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: gonna get beat up by the baby.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: DA guarantee somebody house you.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Happen your house, but you can Lord, it's gonna yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Wow, we shouldn't be in the same room.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: She ain't never leaving me.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: He stepped down when she got with you.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: Here's another. A family secret it's gonna get told. You
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: know that ain't your real dad.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: That has them should have been told. Here's another that's
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: gonna happen.
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: There's somebody's house, maybe not your what there will be
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: a fight over the drumstick.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Was going down?
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I told you I wanted to leave.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I call that boy even left the house. You know,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: be about it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Who ain't working?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Go grab the little.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Brought the damn thing.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: You've got no job.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: One ship gonna show up at the house with the
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: new boyfriend that's doing way better, got her old.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Walk.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: This is gonna happen in somebody house. She's gonna show
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: up pregnant again.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: You should come make some babies, make them eat baby.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Just the one that every black house gonna head it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: Somebody gonna show up dressed like they go into a
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: qualms apartment.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: You don't understand he's too hot, he got.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hyper quantity.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Somebody gotta show up at your house that's been eating
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: meat their whole life, that vegan.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'm disgusted with all the dishes.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, beat in there.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: That mean yes, turkey in the greens because how for
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: we stopped putting parking, we upgrading?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah that just happened.
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: Come on, some of the women gonna have to circle
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: around because he brought the white girl over the fall,
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: and they're all gonna have to come to the conclusion.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: She is fine.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Fine, Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: You might be white, he might be white, but you
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: find him and once you get all that rump from
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: that number, fake that I'm.
• 31:53
  Speaker 16: A fake.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Twits mouthside what.
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: You say?
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that ain't real. You know that ain't real?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: My something?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: She fine, I guess, So.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: I take a guess, Chris. It might not happen all
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: those things that your house, but it's gonna happen.
• 32:24
  Speaker 15: It's gonna happen to somebody.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Through Thank you right now.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Going on, I'll tell you something. Milkna help somebody.
• 32:37
  Speaker 17: Christmas tree gonna catch on fire. Old you to change
• 32:48
  Speaker 17: these lights all on the tree, always herming her hair.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: Somebody, somebody gonna put the wrong gift in the wrong box.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: You did that, man, You.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Ever wrapped up something? My drunk ass uncle did this.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: He wrapped up his his shirt and gave it to
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: my daddy. And when my daddy opened the box, my
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: daddy said, oh man, this night. Oh hell, no, hold on,
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: I didn't give you the wrong shirt.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: That's my shirt.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: My daddy said, well, you gave it to me.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Now it's gonna go down, happy holiday?
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: Ready?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Tell you something else is gonna happen to what somebody
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: too gonna fall.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Into food.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: That's nasty?
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Eat slow, eat slow?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Anybody take these teeth out.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: That loose like that American?
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Things that will definitely happen over the holidays.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Somebody gonna knock the dressing on the floor.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: All hell, you're listening.
• 34:22
  Speaker 13: Morning show time now for would you rather? Would you
• 34:26
  Speaker 13: rather accidentally scream the wrong name in bed? You'd rather
• 34:31
  Speaker 13: have your your partner accidentally screamed the wrong name?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yes? And well tell you what a damn show? Anything
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: to be me.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Because you've seen that movie before.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: You know how it's going in it damn show.
• 34:49
  Speaker 15: We'll talk about it when we finished. But we're gonna
• 34:51
  Speaker 15: keep going right now.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: There will be a conversation.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I'll promise you. I'm not saying that. Damn who Larry
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: back about hour ago?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Who was like I would still keep going.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: With Henry.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: When you're talking about the candy ball Old Henry.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: There is no way girl, there's all yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: You know, hey, I could be biblical that time.
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying, I help you come up
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: with a lot figure I'm not fitting to say a
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: damn thing, you know, it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Will be shut down if you know.
• 35:35
  Speaker 13: Yeah, would you rather be locked in a public restroom
• 35:40
  Speaker 13: over the weekend or would you rather be locked in
• 35:43
  Speaker 13: a morgue over the weekend.
• 35:48
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm not standing that that nasty bathroom.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not standing in a nasty bathroom.
• 35:54
  Speaker 18: These people that's saying this morg they're not finna do
• 35:57
  Speaker 18: nothing to me.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: They can't right right, you're just in there with them.
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 36:02
  Speaker 18: If some reflex happened, somebody moved, then we got an issue.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I done broke my neck trying to get out of there, Steve,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: haven't heard from you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in that puplic's bathroom. That's not that's
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: to be. And I got somewhere I can go to
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. I get some water.
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: You ain't locking me in no damn more, ain't no
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: bathroom in there, and I am. I am gonna chigar
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: honey iced tea on myself.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Get right stuff right here. I'm tell you that right now.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: All these dead ass people around me.
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: Now, hell, no, I can't hear no noise, can't nothing move,
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: I can't no, no, I can't hear nothing. I can't
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: hear no gas releasing, none of that. I'll be hearing about.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: Oh no, be up in there turning over bodies. It
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: be so many bodies on the floor. I ain't got
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: no where to shit. I'm just standing in the corner,
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: just looking at these people in there.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I done locked up.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: All these bodies off this table. Man, people in weird positions.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: I'm scared. No, hell no, I'm saying this puplic bathroom.
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: Got me a little water in here, peeing using the bathroom,
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: talking on the phone, you know.
• 37:06
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm gonna be over there with UK in the
• 37:08
  Speaker 15: public restroom.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I can't do that, Nobby by yourself.
• 37:13
  Speaker 18: I'm laying up in the cast. You're trying to give
• 37:15
  Speaker 18: me some sleep. I'm not standing in nasty bath.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think you understands what a morgan is. All
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: that slab and all their bodies in there the doors.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: See if you've brought this through, you thought this through.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I'll be laying across them, sinkster sleeper's hell,
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: water on my ass and stuff.
• 37:35
  Speaker 13: That's today's round of when you're rather all right, you're
• 37:38
  Speaker 13: listening morning show, all right, guys, as promised, the ignorance continues.
• 37:47
  Speaker 13: Time now for comedy roulette. Jake, just set it up just.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: A little bit so well. You know it's the new.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: You have never heard it before. You take for a subject,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: you put the subjects on a spinning wheel, spinning around.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Were stop that we will do today things.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: All right here. It is things you will hear from
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: people trying to get on zoom. Okay, I like that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: That's me all day.
• 38:09
  Speaker 13: My mom used to leave sweet potato pie.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: This is foods people leave for Santa Claus, all right.
• 38:19
  Speaker 13: And the last, the last one is something an elf
• 38:23
  Speaker 13: might complain about.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Something in elf might complain about. All right, I like it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I like it all right, spongage.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Time to spind the wheel that zoom my mom potato pie,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: my face.
• 38:42
  Speaker 13: Okay, it's didn't something on that one. It stopped doing
• 38:47
  Speaker 13: something in elf.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: My complain about.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Right away, look at it, Santa you look ahead. We
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: need new uniforms. All the other companies are going straight
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: T shirts and pants. We got on vests, we got
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: these these little short has pants.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Man, these hats.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Why can't we go straight to T shirts and pants?
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: That's what we need. Ain't on a T shirt and
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: pants that's what the open complained about.
• 39:17
  Speaker 15: Something that complained about.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey tell them Rainy, ain't that damn special?
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Listen, let's sen something on the else might complain about. Listen, Santa,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: these toilets is way too high. I can't pie up there.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: I can't.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I can't get it up there. I can't.
• 39:44
  Speaker 18: Okay, So if you slip and falls because you you
• 39:46
  Speaker 18: got to bring us one down here, we need.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: A lower coming and roulette something and the elf might
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: complain about. I don't know how to tell you that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Somebody should tell you wait before I got here. But indeed,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: damn Wooden toys were still making.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody.
• 40:12
  Speaker 15: Something that else might complain about it?
• 40:16
  Speaker 12: Look here, Robert, the whole time we've been here, missus
• 40:18
  Speaker 12: Claus don't do a damn thing.
• 40:20
  Speaker 11: Have you noticed that.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: She's a delegator hating.
• 40:30
  Speaker 18: Hey, you know what something that else might complain about? Listen, Sam,
• 40:34
  Speaker 18: I gotta tell you something. Every time I'm trying to
• 40:35
  Speaker 18: get something, then Rudolph Nose go off for everybody.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: See what I'm doing. You see what I'm saying.
• 40:39
  Speaker 18: You're gonna have to we have to put something. We're
• 40:41
  Speaker 18: gonna have to put something on his nose, and I
• 40:44
  Speaker 18: can't get my bookiey on? Uncle here he comes.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Coming to roulette something and Elf might complain about. Look,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna just say it because I know the other
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: elves feel the same way. You need to turn to
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: heat up on it here? You really do north outside? Oh,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: but we need some heat up in here, really, man,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: could you turn the.
• 41:04
  Speaker 9: Heat on.
• 41:07
  Speaker 15: Something that Elf Mike complained about.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. This the last candy cane.
• 41:12
  Speaker 15: I'm making in this shop here.
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: That you don't like.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Can Simon's candy cane?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: He got the thousand of them in here?
• 41:22
  Speaker 15: That's my last one.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Love.
• 41:27
  Speaker 18: Let me just go on as I've been working out
• 41:29
  Speaker 18: here for twenty some years, Can I please, can somebody
• 41:31
  Speaker 18: tell me what I got on my four oh one?
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Can I? I don't see none of my r I
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: don't see anything coming back.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, be ready for retirement, get up out here.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Something that Elf might complain about, comedy roulette looking him.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I just need to know how come? Don't nobody get
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: to go deliver the toys?
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: But you what is that about?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: What's that all about? That we can't we can't.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Get in the Slate love to take away Santa's Big Night.
• 42:06
  Speaker 19: Yeah, hey, uh, you know what we never get a
• 42:11
  Speaker 19: whole lot going on up here is just us, I mean, Kane,
• 42:15
  Speaker 19: we get a little Magic City Christmas office.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: You know we got Let's get up.
• 42:24
  Speaker 15: Thank you guys.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: That was comedy Roulette. All right, nephew, tell me has
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. It's coming up right after this.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Good guys, good you're listening.
• 42:35
  Speaker 13: Hard Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 42:38
  Speaker 13: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today.
• 42:41
  Speaker 13: The subject is this considered.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Cheating or not? We'll get into that a little later. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: what you think? All right?
• 42:53
  Speaker 13: Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 42:57
  Speaker 13: What you got, nef, I got?
• 43:02
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I got oh, I got one. This right here
• 43:07
  Speaker 18: is called booty Drop. Booty drop, you understand?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: What is that about?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: What we're doing?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: My shoes and acting shock Booty drop? Thank you?
• 43:29
  Speaker 18: Stand up on it, Stand up on some stupid booty drop.
• 43:31
  Speaker 18: Let's go cat Dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read
• 43:38
  Speaker 18: Jordan's please this Hey Jordan, how you doing?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: This? Is k dove?
• 43:42
  Speaker 18: Uh, I'm calling you know, we get somebody solicited your
• 43:47
  Speaker 18: name for us. You know, we're a new social media
• 43:49
  Speaker 18: outlet and we're getting ready to go live tomorrow at
• 43:53
  Speaker 18: eleven or tomorrow morning, and we gotta, you know, look
• 43:57
  Speaker 18: like we're gonna get a lot of followers and that
• 43:58
  Speaker 18: this is gonna be a big app. So kind of
• 44:02
  Speaker 18: wanted to see if you would be interested in being
• 44:04
  Speaker 18: a part of the app.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: And what we got going, well, I.
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: Don't even know who would give you my information?
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know.
• 44:13
  Speaker 18: I don't know who who's who gave us your number
• 44:15
  Speaker 18: or whatever, but they just told us you would be
• 44:17
  Speaker 18: good for being on the on the app tomorrow morning.
• 44:20
  Speaker 18: Like I said, we're findly go live, so we're trying
• 44:22
  Speaker 18: to give pictures and videos in today so we can give.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Them on tomorrow.
• 44:27
  Speaker 10: What is this app? You want some pictures?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 44:30
  Speaker 18: We see this app is This app is called Booty
• 44:33
  Speaker 18: Drop and what we do is people people. Yeah, so
• 44:36
  Speaker 18: what happens is people sending a video they dropping their booty,
• 44:40
  Speaker 18: or you could just send a picture of your behind
• 44:42
  Speaker 18: however you want to do it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: You know, we're gonna make it look real good or whatever.
• 44:45
  Speaker 18: But you know you're gonna you know, you represent, but
• 44:47
  Speaker 18: this is the new social media outlet that people are
• 44:50
  Speaker 18: gonna be communicating with. But this is Booty Drop, and
• 44:52
  Speaker 18: we're getting ready to drop this tomorrow morning. Like I said,
• 44:55
  Speaker 18: like eleven o'clock tomorrow, it's gonna go. It's gonna go live,
• 44:58
  Speaker 18: so you'll be able to see yourself on What I.
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: Ain't about booty drop. Uh, y'all, you got me messed up.
• 45:06
  Speaker 10: I don't drop no booty for nobody but my man. Okay,
• 45:09
  Speaker 10: So I don't know who told you I was gonna
• 45:10
  Speaker 10: be on here, but I'm not doing no booty dropping.
• 45:13
  Speaker 18: Okay, so hold up, okay, hold on, hold on, hold
• 45:15
  Speaker 18: on all right. First of all, somebody recommended you, you know,
• 45:19
  Speaker 18: like I say, hold on. Now, we got all the
• 45:22
  Speaker 18: slots field except for this one. So you know, I
• 45:25
  Speaker 18: don't want to I don't want to have our app there,
• 45:27
  Speaker 18: and then we ain't got everything on that we need,
• 45:29
  Speaker 18: so we.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Got to have you to do this.
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: Look, well, there's a lot of booties. Okay, I'm not
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: the only one, you know, Thank you.
• 45:36
  Speaker 18: No, I ain't gonna be no booty so I'm assuming
• 45:39
  Speaker 18: you know I don't mean no harm Like I say this, kug,
• 45:41
  Speaker 18: I don't mean no harm. But let me ask you
• 45:43
  Speaker 18: this here. So evidently you must have a butt that
• 45:46
  Speaker 18: people admire. If you know, if they put your name
• 45:48
  Speaker 18: on here, then you must have a butt that they admire.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I'm trying to be as
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: gentleman as possible.
• 45:53
  Speaker 18: You understand I'm saying, Uh, is it a reason why
• 45:56
  Speaker 18: you don't want to, you know, participate?
• 45:58
  Speaker 13: What ain't?
• 45:59
  Speaker 10: No, I ain't gonna be putting their booty on the
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: internet for some apps?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: No?
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: No, no, okay, so let me ask you this. You ain't.
• 46:07
  Speaker 18: You ain't on none of the other social media outless,
• 46:10
  Speaker 18: you don't have no pictures on there or nothing like that,
• 46:12
  Speaker 18: not with my booty. No, So you're just trying to
• 46:15
  Speaker 18: tell me that all your pictures are from the waist up.
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: No, they're not all from the waist up. But I'm
• 46:20
  Speaker 10: not about to be flashing my booty and giggling it
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: for your app.
• 46:24
  Speaker 18: But but but see, you don't understand what booty drop
• 46:26
  Speaker 18: can do for you. Booty Drop, Booty drop can bring
• 46:29
  Speaker 18: a lot of attention, you know, to you. You know
• 46:33
  Speaker 18: you're gonna you're gonna meet a lot of people on
• 46:35
  Speaker 18: this Booty Drop app. And that's what That's what I'm
• 46:37
  Speaker 18: trying to say is I don't want you to knock
• 46:38
  Speaker 18: it till you tried it. Now, I say, we put
• 46:41
  Speaker 18: your booty on there for the first week and you
• 46:43
  Speaker 18: see how many hits you get, and if you don't
• 46:46
  Speaker 18: like it, then we take it down.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying.
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: Just you know, listen, let me tell you something. You're
• 46:52
  Speaker 10: not about to put my booty on no app talking
• 46:54
  Speaker 10: about giving it a week? You know I got a
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: brain right, Ain't nobody about to be looking at my
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: booty for a week on the internet.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is give your booty a week. That's
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: all I'm saying. Give your booty a week on time.
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: We good?
• 47:07
  Speaker 10: No, not putting my booty on no Internet.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: So okay, are you insecure about yourself?
• 47:14
  Speaker 13: No?
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: I feel great about myself. That's why I can say no.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Let me just say this to you now.
• 47:20
  Speaker 18: Once Booty Drop blow up and become a a big
• 47:23
  Speaker 18: time social media then you know, so outlet, then you're
• 47:26
  Speaker 18: gonna be wanting to get back on here.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be honest with your k doub I
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna want you on here no more because of
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: the way you acting with me.
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: Now, well that's okay, k dub you do you boo,
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: it's not happening. I'll go ahead and follow y'all tomorrow,
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: but I'm not about to be on there.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: So you don't want to be a star. I'm trying
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: to make you a star, is what I'm trying to say.
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: I'm all right, I don't think I'm gonna be an
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: Instagram start from my booty jiggling. I'm okay. There's plenty
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: of people doing that already here. You'll find somebody to
• 47:55
  Speaker 10: get that slot.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to make you a star.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm trying to do.
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: You know, I'm really well. I really want to know
• 48:01
  Speaker 10: is who told you to call me this?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Some more books?
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: Nobody need this. You don't call me talking about you
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: want to see my booty?
• 48:09
  Speaker 13: Who do you think I am?
• 48:10
  Speaker 10: Better question? Who do you think you are?
• 48:12
  Speaker 20: This is some book?
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: Uh, Black women don't have trying for this. You need
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: to call talking about You're gonna pay some bills, That's
• 48:18
  Speaker 10: what you need to call talking about. Don't call me
• 48:20
  Speaker 10: talking about no booties. I'm sorry, what don't call me
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: talking about no booties. Call me talking about you want
• 48:28
  Speaker 10: to pay some student loans. Tell me you're trying to
• 48:31
  Speaker 10: pay a car note. Don't call me talking about you
• 48:33
  Speaker 10: want to see my booty on the internet. This is
• 48:36
  Speaker 10: so ridiculous, Like what.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Is this book?
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 48:40
  Speaker 18: Okay, okay, So I guess it's safe to say you
• 48:43
  Speaker 18: ain't gonna drop your booty.
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: Ain't nobody dropping no booty.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I'm launching this tomorrow.
• 48:48
  Speaker 18: I'm launching a whole lot of booty tomorrow, and I'm
• 48:51
  Speaker 18: gonna have one space empty.
• 48:52
  Speaker 10: You said, well, this is a great lesson in being
• 48:55
  Speaker 10: prepared starting early, because you're gonna encounter some notes. Brother, No,
• 49:00
  Speaker 10: but really, who I need to know? Who gave you
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: my number?
• 49:03
  Speaker 11: Like?
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: Really? Who thought that was a good idea?
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: No?
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: Really, because you guys in the question, I don't appreciate
• 49:08
  Speaker 10: that I need.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: To know like who, Like I said, I don't know
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: who gave you.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: I don't know all that.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: My job is to get booty drop field, and I'm
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: missing one booty. And here it is now. You know,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: here is the day before I'm launching. Here it is now.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do it?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 49:24
  Speaker 10: Why but I need to know who like do this.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, Tommy, the one told me you was gonna do it.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: He said you would be up for it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 10: Who is Tommy?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Tommy? Tommy told me you would drop that booty for
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: our for our booty drop.
• 49:38
  Speaker 10: I don't know who is Tommy.
• 49:40
  Speaker 18: Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Jordan, you just got pranked by your girl, Amber.
• 49:49
  Speaker 10: Okay, Amber, Okay, Okay, okay, okay, y'all playing this morning.
• 49:54
  Speaker 10: Y'all got my blood pressure up? Okay, y'all playing?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're good, baby. I'm sorry, Baby, I'm gonna calm down.
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down. I see you,
• 50:03
  Speaker 10: I see you got me.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: You got me?
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Was that lit?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: Was look you got me? It was a little tripped
• 50:11
  Speaker 10: up over here. Okay, Okay, you got me using words
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: I'm not supposed to. You know what I'm saying, saying
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: some of the words drop.
• 50:20
  Speaker 18: Okay, tell me this though, baby, before we go. What
• 50:23
  Speaker 18: is the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
• 50:26
  Speaker 18: in the lane.
• 50:28
  Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show with Nehew Tommy.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Any bododies out there want to drop them on.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: You're I'm gonna put my booty out of the internet.
• 50:40
  Speaker 18: Come on, not just for a week, and let's see
• 50:45
  Speaker 18: what that booty do.
• 50:46
  Speaker 11: That's all.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: That's all. What kind of uh Turland call? Nothing?
• 50:53
  Speaker 18: Nothing, nothing nothing?
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, don't even go right?
• 51:01
  Speaker 18: All right, all right, all right, but uh if you're
• 51:03
  Speaker 18: looking to uh, bring that booty on out to uh hey, hey, hey,
• 51:10
  Speaker 18: you know that's a sad way New York, big city
• 51:16
  Speaker 18: of dreams. Get ready, baby, February to third, the Nephew
• 51:19
  Speaker 18: was coming to the n y C the City Winery.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: You heard what I said.
• 51:23
  Speaker 18: Tickets are on sale right now, February third, Saturday night,
• 51:26
  Speaker 18: New York City. If you can make it New York,
• 51:28
  Speaker 18: you can make it anywhere. Bring that mooty with you.
• 51:31
  Speaker 18: I'm coming down there.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Come on, bring that bring some booty. Oh no, you
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: can't do that no more. All right, let's go to
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: the letter.
• 51:37
  Speaker 15: Let's go to the letter coming up next.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: It is a strawberry letter. Subject. Is this considered cheating
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: or not? We'll find out in just a few Right
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening.
• 51:53
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• 51:57
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  Speaker 13: Thank you, ne you subjects. Is this considered cheating or not?
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  Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been in a relationship for four
• 52:28
  Speaker 13: years and my boyfriend and I lived three hours apart.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: We've always been in a long distance relationship and I
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: thought everything was fine until recently.
• 52:40
  Speaker 13: He started talking about marriage after we dated two years
• 52:44
  Speaker 13: and he said he would gladly move to Philly to
• 52:46
  Speaker 13: be with me. I got all excited about marriage and
• 52:49
  Speaker 13: I started preparing myself.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Emotionally and financially to be with him for the rest
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: of my life.
• 52:55
  Speaker 13: Then last year he started saying that the distance was
• 52:58
  Speaker 13: killing him and sometimes he wanted to lie next to
• 53:01
  Speaker 13: me and hold me until he goes to sleep, but
• 53:04
  Speaker 13: he can't because I lived so far away.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that he would go ahead and propose, but
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: he hasn't.
• 53:10
  Speaker 13: I started visiting him more, but he made excuses when
• 53:14
  Speaker 13: it was time to come see me a few times.
• 53:17
  Speaker 13: I didn't want us to grow apart, so I did
• 53:19
  Speaker 13: whatever I could to keep the sparks flying in the bedroom.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I was visiting him one weekend.
• 53:27
  Speaker 13: And there was a towel on the back seat and
• 53:29
  Speaker 13: I needed to put groceries in the car. I picked
• 53:32
  Speaker 13: up the towel and it was this. It was crusty
• 53:36
  Speaker 13: and stiff, and I have.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: No fool so I know what it looked like.
• 53:41
  Speaker 13: I thought it was incredibly tacky of him to leave
• 53:44
  Speaker 13: it in the car, and no matter what that substance
• 53:47
  Speaker 13: was on it. I asked him about it, and he
• 53:50
  Speaker 13: confirmed my thoughts.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: He said he went.
• 53:52
  Speaker 13: Out a week or so before before I got there,
• 53:56
  Speaker 13: and a female friend of his helped him out orally.
• 53:59
  Speaker 13: He said he didn't return the favor to her, but
• 54:02
  Speaker 13: she willingly did him. He said, it's not like he cheated,
• 54:06
  Speaker 13: and it helped him out because he missed making.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Love to me.
• 54:10
  Speaker 13: I was livid, and all he kept saying was he
• 54:13
  Speaker 13: did this for us, and it's not cheating. I have
• 54:18
  Speaker 13: needs too, but I've never had a quick hookup.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: With my male friend. Is this cheating or not? Should
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I break up with him?
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 54:28
  Speaker 13: Come on, this is really cheating. Did he actually fix
• 54:32
  Speaker 13: his mouth to say he did this for us?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: For the both of you? If it has the word
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: sex in it, it's cheating. Okay, it is cheating.
• 54:42
  Speaker 13: But I don't understand this relationship anyway, I really don't.
• 54:46
  Speaker 13: You're doing everything and I thought you guys were getting married.
• 54:50
  Speaker 13: What happened to all of that? I thought he was
• 54:52
  Speaker 13: moving to Philly?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: What happened? And what's taking so long?
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: He has no plans to move. He doesn't even talk
• 54:59
  Speaker 13: about it anymore. You didn't even say if he's packing,
• 55:02
  Speaker 13: if he.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Has a move in date, none of that.
• 55:05
  Speaker 13: And you know, if a person is serious, he would
• 55:08
  Speaker 13: certainly have proposed to you by now, where's your ring?
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: He didn't put a ring on it. And of course
• 55:15
  Speaker 13: the distance is a factor. That's why many times long
• 55:18
  Speaker 13: distance relationships don't work out.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, what happens when you're apart, stuff like this happens.
• 55:25
  Speaker 13: A woman in your case, in his case, can come
• 55:27
  Speaker 13: in and help him out orally, as he says. You know,
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: when you're a part, you don't know what he's doing.
• 55:33
  Speaker 13: But I guess you do know what he's doing now,
• 55:36
  Speaker 13: and you wouldn't have known anything if his stupid behind
• 55:39
  Speaker 13: didn't leave that nasty, old, crusty towel ew in the
• 55:43
  Speaker 13: backseat of his car. How convenient, by the way, even
• 55:47
  Speaker 13: after four years, he still hasn't moved. He's playing with you,
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: and he's playing you, and now the trust has gone
• 55:53
  Speaker 13: on your part.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: So I say to you, go.
• 55:57
  Speaker 13: Ahead and free yourself. Free yourself can get with a
• 56:01
  Speaker 13: new man in your same city. All right, Steve, I
• 56:06
  Speaker 13: cannot believe what I just read.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: I just can't.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: This don't make no damn sense. Okay, lady, you've been
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: in a relationship for years.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: Y'all lived three hours apart, always been along this relationship.
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: You dated two years, and finally he started talking about marriage.
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: He gladly moved to Philly. You started preparing yourself emotionally, financially,
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: be with the rest of your life. The last year,
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: he started saying that the distance was killing him and
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: sometimes he can't. He just wanted to lie next to
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: you and hold me till he go to sleep. YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: I thought he'd go ahead and proposed, but he ain't.
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: I started visiting him moreing he made excuse me when
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: it's time to come see me a few times. I
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: didn't want us to grow apart, so I did whatever
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: I could do to keep sparks flying in the bedroom.
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: That means she was in there doing monkey flips, plus
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: this gymnasium equipment in there. I was visiting him one
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: weekend and that was a tie. Here's what the letter
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: I need to come in on. I was visiting him
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: one weekend. That was a towel on the back seat.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: I needed to put groceries in the car. I picked
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: up the tie and it was crusty and stiff.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I'm no food. I know what it looked like.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: I thought it was tacking of him leaving in the car,
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: no matter what that substance was on it. I asked
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: him about it, and he confirmed my thoughts. Wait a minute,
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: here's a woman who says, I picked up the tie,
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: it was crusty and stuff I ain't no food, so
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: I know what it looked like, and I thought it
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: was tacking him leaving in the car, no matter what
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: the substance was on it. I asked him about it,
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: and he confirmed my thoughts. That was too much doubt,
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: what it looked like, what I thought it was, what
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: the substance could be.
• 58:13
  Speaker 11: Uh huh?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Why did you confirm her falts?
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: That's what this whole.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Damn that is about. And when I come back, this
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: is all we gonna talk about.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Why.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, thank you.
• 58:34
  Speaker 13: Hang on to that thought because we'll be back at
• 58:36
  Speaker 13: twenty three minutes after the hour with part two of
• 58:38
  Speaker 13: your response Today's Strawberry Letters.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Subject is this considered cheating or not? We'll get back
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 58:50
  Speaker 13: All right, come on, Steve, it's time to recap today's
• 58:53
  Speaker 13: Strawberry letter.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: The subject is is this considered cheating or not? Whow
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: setting for yourself? Why just let out there be.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: Here's a couple that's been in a relationship, quick recap
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: long just relationship. He was talking about marriage for three years.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: He stopped talking about it last year, talking about he
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: missed her. He just want to lie next to it
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: till he fall asleep. So you didn't want the relationship
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: to go stale. You've been doing everything you could do
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: in the bedroom.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Keep it fresh.
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: Monkey flips gymnask equipment apparatusus suitcases, luggage, lotions, all. Oh,
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: she all this hell with a balanced bean, uneven pallel balls, ticklers, feathers, handcuffs, meat,
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: house shoes.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Everything is going over.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Vio cam quarters, also little people, monkeys.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: It's all in here crazy.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 7: And you visited him, and he would make excuses for
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: visiting you. I was visiting one weekend. There was a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: tie on the back seat and I needed to put
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: the groceries in the car, picked up the tie. It
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: was crusty and stuff. I no fool, so I know
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: what it looked like. I thought it was attack of
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: him to leave it in the car, no matter what
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: that substance was on it. I asked him about it,
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  Speaker 7: and this damn food confirmed my thoughts. She didn't accuse
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: you of anything, boy, She asked you a question, what
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: is this sticky, crusty stuff that's on this tie?
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  Speaker 2: Why in the hell would you confirm her thoughts?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 18: Lie?
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  Speaker 2: How that truth working out for him? Right now?
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  Speaker 7: Now we're on the national radio show with the damn truth.
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  Speaker 7: Listen to me, fool, stupid ass boy, She said, I'm
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: no fool.
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  Speaker 2: I know what it looked like. That's doubt.
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was incredibly tacky of him to leave
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: it in the car. I thought, that's doubt. No matter
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: what the substance was, she still ain't called it nothing.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: It's just substance was that's doubt, Christy. I asked him
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: about it, that's no doubt. And then he confirmed you
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: with his stupid ass. He said he went out on
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: a week or so before I got there, and a
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: female friend of his helped him out.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Orally.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: He said he didn't return the favor to her, but
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: she willingly did him. Said it's not like he cheated
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: and it helped him out because he misses making love
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: to me. I was living, and all he kept saying
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: was that he did it for us, and it is
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: not cheating. I have needs to but I've never had
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: a quick hook up with my male friend. It's this
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: cheating or not should I break over him? You could
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: have said that towel was any damn man, that's what
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: except I wasted ice cream on the back of.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: One that works, that works, crusty.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: What is this on this towel that ain't a towel,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: That is not a towel. Baby, that's wrapping paper, wrapping paper.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Is still and it's crunching. That's works, that's what it works.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: So she don't know what she don't know what it is.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do is we're not gonna confirm
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: her thoughts.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, what is the substance on this? Towel?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Threw up last week? Darryl threw up last week?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 18: Daryl?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Why are you throw it away? Why is it still
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: in here?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: He's just back there. He was back there. I ain't
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: even know it was back there? Were you when you fund?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I turned the questions around, what is Daryl, what you're
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: doing with Darryl's towel? I asked me again, what is
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: the substance?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: What is this?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's the dog's tie.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: You don't even have a dog. Daryl got a dog, Darryl.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Darryl and his dog been in the car. Was Daryl's
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: dog doing in the car that ain't I don't know?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Ask me what else to do?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Substance?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: That's kind of wax work?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: Darryl died and I was at his visual and he
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: had camp. Yeah, ask me again, what.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 18: What is this?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That ain't my tie? What is it
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: in your car? The hell if I know that Damn Darryl,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: probably before he died put it in there.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Ask me again, it is crusty and stiff.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 11: What is this?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: That's my mama's toilet seat cover. Ask me again, what
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: that's freeze on that tie? I used that tile to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: wax the car.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Any one of them.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Except my girlfriend helped me? Or boy, your dumb ass?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 18: All right?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 13: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey
• 1:05:03
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• 1:05:06
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• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, it's been a minute since Junior
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: has blessed us with the poem, and guess what he's
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: here today with the poem.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 15: Okay, okay, listen, y'all.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: This has got to be addressed. This is important. This
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: is not game. Okay. Let me say.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 12: I've watched all these Christmas movies. I've seen Sam everywhere.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 12: I've seen the North Pole. But you know what, you
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 12: don't see black elves? Where are they? How come we
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 12: don't have no black als? So the title of this
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 12: poem is, Hey Sam, how come ain't no black ales?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: That's all?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: This is it.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 12: I just want to dress this black people everything, black people,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 12: black panther, all that.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: But did y'all notice, all.
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  Speaker 12: These years we've been living, you ain't seen no black
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 12: elves that don't bother y'all?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Will?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: It bothered me enough that I wrote a poem about it.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 12: I'm serious here, it is hate, santam. How come there
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 12: are no black hels?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I don't see any black als, Santah? What's up with that?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Most of the elves?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I see a white And that's an actual fact.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I guess black elves don't matter, at least they.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: Don't to you.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: You've been the North Pole all damn your low?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Can we at least get two?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 12: I hate to march on the North Pole because for
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 12: marching the weather's not right. So Santa, I like some
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 12: black elves, and I like them before Christmas night. So
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 12: go ahead and pack your toys to do your Christmas deed,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 12: but put some black l's on your list. And damn it,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 12: I'm asking nicely, please don't make me come up there,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 12: because I will the end? Where is he black hels?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: What? What?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 15: Where is he black?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: M Okay? Okay, but Junior, huh, don't don't you have
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: sircle sale? You can't take you. I can't.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: I know I can't to threaten, Sam.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I know I can't go up there a price trying
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: to march.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I know I know I can't go up there.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 12: You cannot go to the remains, the point remains where
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 12: the black heils.
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  Speaker 3: I need to know the weather. The weather won't out
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: allow you to go up there.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 16: Junr.
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  Speaker 9: You can't.
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  Speaker 1: I said I was gonna march.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 15: I fretting, Samer, I'm not going.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: I know I can't. You can't march.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I can't march, calling I know I can't march. But
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: the point is, there ain't no black hells. Yeah, b
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: e m black als matter. Black. You know they ain't.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Gonna get up on time to make the toy the
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: late coming to work. Well, we don't know that, Timmy,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: because it ain't none. Id I don't see nothing put in.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: It ain't.
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  Speaker 1: But you take your black behind to the North Bowl.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: It's a wrap for you body. All right, more of
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  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Center is busy.
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  Speaker 7: And you know now because Santa is so busy, some
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: of the Mason's department stores. Now you got to make
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: an appointment to see Santa. So I have the schedule
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  Speaker 7: right here.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's time agone, so shut up, jud here
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: it is you listening.
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  Speaker 7: Coming from nine am to eleven a m. Santah is
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: going see kids that have long lits. That's just from
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  Speaker 7: nine to eleven. No coming here out to eleven with
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  Speaker 7: no long list. We're just doing long lists from nine
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  Speaker 7: to eleven. And Santa is warning you this year. Don't
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: be repeating stuff you hear the other kids say, making
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: your list longer.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Just read your list to Senna from.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: The way first. Right then at.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: Noon, Sanah will see all the kids that are winers.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Win you wine a lot.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 15: I don't shut your hands up waiting noon.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: What time is the.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: That's say of noon for then, not the whinings. That's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 7: very different. Now between three and five, Santa gonna deal
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: with the kids that just won't sit still.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, for the kids that fidget and any any
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: children that might bite.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: Bite, because from three to one the black Santa sit
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: in and he don't deal with the kids. Let the
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: bite and fix situas still you bite me, I'm gonna
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: bite your back.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: You know you gotta hear stuff like that, I'm gonna
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: bite you back. Joy how to.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Grip them up?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, now.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: From then until seven uh huh. This is towards the
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: end of the day.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 7: All loud criers and kids that's afraid of Sunder.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: We're gonna say, I'm scary, ask you later, old and.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: So if you know your baby gonna holler loud and
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: it's afraid of Center to bring them every day, we're
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: gonna on that day, we're gonna bring in a We're
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: gonna bring a skinnier Santa Claus in it so he
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: ain't as imposing, and then be cut down on some
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: of the crime. But that's right after the black Santa
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 7: get through snatching or knocking a couple of kids. Then
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: listen very carefully because that's critical right before closing. Now,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: we only gonna take ten of these a day, so
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: you gotta make an appointment.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: These are kids who pee on Center with your child.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Don't take it ten to day, he o center. This
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: is at the end of the day, and we're only
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: gonna take ten. Santa got su special gear made.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: We're gonna switch him out from the skinny Center, bring
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: back the fat Center when he ain't really that fat.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: It's just he got on a lot of absorbing clothes
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: and so towards the end ten a day, that's all
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: we doing because we got enough absorbing pads on them
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 7: where he can soak up ten peas.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're just doing ten. If your babynna be
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: living in line, he gotta come back tomorrow.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: We'll try to get him into it, but it's at
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: the end of the day. That way, when Sata take
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: his suit off, we can burn it.
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  Speaker 4: A lot.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Even thought about it. So that's our schedule.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: So please, if your children fit in there anywhere, you
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: know you'll be able to know where your child fits
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: in all that loud ass crying and all that.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: You know when your child is.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: Going whiners, you know, kids with long lists, just know
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 7: where you're childfiting.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: But especially those that pe on sand at the end
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: of the day, only them.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 13: Morning show, All right, Tommy, come on, introduce your presidency
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 13: of team Tommy, please, so we can look into his mind.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: We're going deep, deep into the mind of Jay Anthony Brown.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I like to introduce a song that I did, and
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: I try to write songs for people who are not
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: so jolly. You know the jolly has their own they
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: got their own thing. I'm I'm not going after the jolly.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Whenever I write a song, I know that I'm speaking
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: to somebody like this song right here, hit it.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, all of them around, we ain't doing that
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: this year. Check this out.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: This dude here the spot bok christ Smiths bit up
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: and up a good we.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: The new year.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Don't be press. Can't taking another forest all the dogs.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: I will be locking me. Keep back to my place,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: go and hold me len again, Tappy, I don't like
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: you missing way. I'm gonna lock you from my phone.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Then up with the blee pas gone. I don't care
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: what you do.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: I just want to be smug without you.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: That's right, without you.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Come get a little chips, give you that munch of
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: themniways boxes to damn small pile, a fraggative tree. Com
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: gets a.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Lot of the mistle.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Tell I'm about don't kiss another of the missile. No
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: I'm not bye oh, and don't slap my door. You're
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: riding in the car with that person right now. You
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: can't make eye contact. You want to enjoy this song
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: time later on, when you can sing it to yourself.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 13: Morning show time now for would you rather would you
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 13: rather accidentally scream the wrong name in bed? You'd rather
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 13: have your your partner accidentally screamed the wrong name?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, well tell you what. Damn sure, ain't fin to
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: be me.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Because you've seen that movie before. You know how it's
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: going in it.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Damn show, ain't finna be me.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 15: We'll talk about it when we finished, but we're gonna
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 15: keep going right now.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: We stop, there will be a conversation. I'm not saying that.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Damn who would Larry back about?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Who was?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: I would still keep going with Henry. You're talking about
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: the candy ball old Henry.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: There is no way girl, there's all Yeah.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: You know, hey, I could be biblical that time. You
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, I help you come up with
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: a lot figure. I'm not fitting to say a damn thing.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: You know it will be shut down if you know.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah, would you rather be locked in a public restroom
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 13: over the weekend or would you rather be locked in
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 13: a morgue over the weekend?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm not standing that that nasty right from I'm
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 18: not standing in a nasty bath.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: These people that's in this morg they're not finna do
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: nothing to me.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 18: They can't right right, you're just in there with them. Now,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 18: if some reflex happened, somebody moved and we got an issue,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 18: I didn't.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't break my neck.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Try to get out of there, Steve, haven't heard from you.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be in that public bathroom. That's that's I
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: got some I can go to the bathroom. I get
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 7: some water. You ain't locking me, no, damn more. Ain't
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: no bathroom in there, and I am. I am gonna
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: sugar honey iced tea on myself. Right stuff right here,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 7: I'm gona tell you that right now. All these dead
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: ass people around me. Now, hell no, I can't hear
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: no noise, can't nothing move, I can't no, I can't
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: hear nothing. I can't hear no gas releasing, none of
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: that I be hearing about. Oh no, be up in
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 7: there turning over bodies. It'd be so many bodies on
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: the floor. I ain't got nowhere to shit. I'm just
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: standing in the corner, just looking at the people in here.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 7: I knocked up all these bodies off this table. Man,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: people in weird positions. I'm scared. No, hell no, I'm
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 7: saying this poker bathroom got me a little water in here,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: peeing using the bathroom, talking on the phone.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm just gonna be over there with us and
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 15: the public restroom. I can't do that now.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 18: Now I'm laying up in the cast trying to give
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 18: me some sleep. I'm not standing in there stare.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 7: But I don't think he understands what a morgan is,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 7: all that slab and all embodies in the doors.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: All Steve, if you've brought this through, you thought this through.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I'd be laying across them sleeks for sleeper's hell.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 13: That's today's round up with you rather all right, coming
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 13: up in forty nine minutes after the hour, last break
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 13: of the day, and we'll close out the show right
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 13: after day.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 20: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 20: last break of the day. Another fine day on the
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 20: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, thank you so much for listening.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 20: All right, Steve, you're up closing remarks.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: What you got? Yeah, you know, more and more.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: I try to share things that I learned as I
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: pick them up, you know, I try to, you know,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: when I'm talking to people about my faith and my walk.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: I guess I use myself as an example because I
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 7: want to. I try to simplify for people, because man,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: so many people get turned off with traditional religion. And
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: there's nothing wrong with church. Man, I think that church
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  Speaker 7: is one of the great institutions that's ever been around,
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  Speaker 7: you know. But some people can't get there, and some
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  Speaker 7: people get turned off by people in the church when
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  Speaker 7: it's really the relationship with God that.
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  Speaker 2: You try to foster. But there are some people in
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  Speaker 2: churches that.
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  Speaker 7: Can be quite a turnoff in you trying to find
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  Speaker 7: the peace you're looking for in your life or the
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  Speaker 7: answers you're looking for in your life, because you go
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  Speaker 7: to this building and somebody in the building ain't really
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  Speaker 7: a good example of Christian or whatever your faith is,
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  Speaker 7: and all of a sudden they come in and they
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  Speaker 7: did they full of more devil than being at a club.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 7: So what I try to offer people through my own
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  Speaker 7: little form of testimonies to show you that you can
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  Speaker 7: have this walk with God just the way you are,
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  Speaker 7: that you don't have to try to fix yourself to
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  Speaker 7: have this relationship that you got to start somewhere and
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  Speaker 7: God God deal with regular people all the time. God
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  Speaker 7: just don't deal with the people that consider themselves holy.
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  Speaker 7: God deal with regular people. God take regular people and
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  Speaker 7: turn them into heroes. God take regular people. The Bible
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  Speaker 7: is full of stories of regular people that God used
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  Speaker 7: as an example, people who showed extraordinary exhibitions of faith
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  Speaker 7: and hope. And so I just try to share with
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  Speaker 7: the people stuff that I learned along the way. One
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  Speaker 7: of the things I was learning, man, was I had
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  Speaker 7: to really learn to accept each day just as it
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  Speaker 7: came to me. And that's what I want to share
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  Speaker 7: with you today. You gotta, people, we got to start
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  Speaker 7: accepting the day as it comes to you. Do not
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  Speaker 7: waste your time and energy wishing for a different set
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  Speaker 7: of circumstances, because it's not going to happen. Do you
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  Speaker 7: know how much time and energy you burn wishing things
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  Speaker 7: weren't the way they were. Do you know how much
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  Speaker 7: time and energy you've wished hoping something was different and
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  Speaker 7: there's no way it can be different.
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  Speaker 2: We're spending too much time with that.
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  Speaker 7: You got to accept the things in the day that
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  Speaker 7: you can't do anything about and remember you and remember
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  Speaker 7: something man that instead of that, start trusting in the
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  Speaker 7: process that God has a special design and a special
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  Speaker 7: purpose for you. Even with these difficulties. Man, you got
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  Speaker 7: to trust in the process. His plan for you is
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  Speaker 7: different from my plan. It's different from your mother's plan.
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  Speaker 7: It's different from all your friends' plans. But don't so
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  Speaker 7: don't spend that much time and energy like so many
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  Speaker 7: of us do, like I've done. I can't count the
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  Speaker 7: times I did it, Man, wishing certain circumstances weren't the circumstances,
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  Speaker 7: but they are.
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  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 7: Now what you gonna do about it? This could be
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  Speaker 7: an opportunity for you to get closer to God. Sometimes
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  Speaker 7: trials and tribulations and things come our way because God
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  Speaker 7: just want us to be closer to it. You know
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  Speaker 7: how people get aggravated all the time. People kill me
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  Speaker 7: when they say this. He went to prison, he found
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  Speaker 7: the lord. He had to wait till he went to
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  Speaker 7: prison and found the lord. Okay, okay, but he found him.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: See, everybody ain't got to go to prison to find it.
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  Speaker 2: You know how I found him. I found him living
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  Speaker 2: in a car. You know how else I found him.
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  Speaker 2: I found him when he took everything from me twice.
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  Speaker 2: You know how I found him.
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  Speaker 7: I found him out to two divorces man when he
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  Speaker 7: just looked like I wasn't gonna rise no more. And
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  Speaker 7: guess what, I keep finding him over and over and
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  Speaker 7: over again. I keep finding how great he really is.
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  Speaker 7: Every time a hardship come in my life, I find
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  Speaker 7: out a little bit more about it. I find out
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  Speaker 7: just how powerful, how forgiving, how loving, how merciful, how
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  Speaker 7: graceful he really is. Every time something happened, when they
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  Speaker 7: write me off and he lifts me up again. I
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  Speaker 7: keep finding out about him every day I wake up
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  Speaker 7: how good he really is, So don't worry about the brother.
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  Speaker 7: They go to prison and find it. And now he
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  Speaker 7: want to tell me about the Lord. He been sitting
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  Speaker 7: in a cell. Well maybe that's what it took. Maybe
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  Speaker 7: that's what it took. But the same thing it took
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  Speaker 7: for him to find the Lord, something gonna happen to
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  Speaker 7: you to make you find him too. And sometimes, like
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  Speaker 7: I say, you need them trials and them tribulations to
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  Speaker 7: get you in a better place. These trials and tribulations
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  Speaker 7: ain't to break you and to destroy you. It's to
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  Speaker 7: strengthen you. You need all it is to draw you closer.
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  Speaker 7: You think about it, you wouldn't even go to God
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  Speaker 7: if you didn't need him. Must be talking to myself.
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  Speaker 7: I know I wouldn't have if everything went right for
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  Speaker 7: me my whole life. You think I'll be talking to
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  Speaker 7: God all the time now because I got everything. But
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  Speaker 7: I need him though, and it pushed me to Him,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm glad it did. So remember stop tripping about
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  Speaker 7: your circumstances. Man, get yourself in contact with your creator.
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  Speaker 7: God loves you, want some relationship with you. Sometimes he
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  Speaker 7: trials and tribulations is to get that relationship. Okay, those
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  Speaker 7: are my closing remarks. Hope I ain't step on nobody's toes.
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  Speaker 7: Y'all have a great week, hid talk to God and
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