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Last time, I know link see how you wouldn't be?
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That you wouldn't be a stranger now.
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Would you listen sweetheart? I know it's gonna be hard to
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jerk off now molecule Iona. Clicks off.
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The rest of the plug spins around the finger and put it
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back in their coat. Looks at you.
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I owner and says my knife back freaking nearly headless Nick.
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Tim, I'd be more worried about those broken heels.
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How much are those worth? I mean if apparently this was
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the last his last known location.
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Yeah, so they're gone. Why do we have a way to track
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this train? He's at arasaka, he's lost.
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You guys are going to have to check the training, you must
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hope for the best. If we don't get stranger.
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We'll all be dead and then once we got ping are
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situated, and Iona was looking after paying because they're
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better with people than I am. I decided to grab Vanna White.
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And drive back to my place. Where all my shit still outside?
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Hopefully, my building block mate, was keeping an eye on it?
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Yes. Actually, you did get a message
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about that on your way back from the shack.
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You get a message from someone. It's from Trevor and it should
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be viewable to you right now. Forget to check my messages, you
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know, Jebediah. There's only one person who he
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even kind of pretends to like that, is you Remy, because
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clearly, you're the only person that can do anything about about
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Sloan Sloan for you viewers at home is, of course, Jim a
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diocese, a great time for Audio Only audience and I and I will
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not Rescind It Sloane is jebadiah's pet and she is been
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in needs a little work done. And so considering that that
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Remi is the only person that Jebediah even has any sort of
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connection to or attachment. I think that he makes an excuse
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to be like, oh well might need some help with that.
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Hunkajunk Alice crap there And the first one person knows his
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way around an engine. Well, it's yours.
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Truly kid died. So what while I go ahead and
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ride shotgun with you? How's that sound?
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Make sure that she's running, all right?
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Yeah. That sounds like a like a like a
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good plan. I could probably use the help to
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help carry some of my stuff. Yeah.
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To what, why don't you drive? I got to check my messages.
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I think I got a bunch of messages while we were out
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there. Couldn't had no service
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pleasure. I live on 23rd pain, Smith
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Drive, just take me over there. Well, you know, I don't know my
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way around the city with a good thing to say thing has GPS.
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Ooh baby due. Reality 10.
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We're on the way so I get to add 14.
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Oh shit. Oligo 18 baby.
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Yep you find the Rope. It's not the fastest route so
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you are going to get there at the normal traffic speed.
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Here's the GPS fault man. This sucks.
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I was going on my cube, mate. He put my shit out on the curb,
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man. You know.
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All right, check this out Jebediah.
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This is what this guy wrote me. He said he look after for 24
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hours and has yet to even been 18, they wrote me retro, what
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the fuck? Your box is still here, I left
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it at the curb. Sorry choom good luck Trevor,
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what a plughead, a nobody and not City.
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Got any sort of respect, can't keep doing word around.
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And here you are out in the Wasteland.
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We respect each other's personal spaces.
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Granted, we do have quite a quite a lot more space to be
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had. You're just living in a cube
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heard. Those things ain't large.
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Just a bunch of you know old pretty much the a lot of the
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apartment buildings around. Here are just storage
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containers. If they just put like separators
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inside and you get like a window and a chemical toilet and that's
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it. And then I couldn't afford it
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anymore, that's a rough brother. So got to be able to grab myself
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by the way, I'm going to go ahead and ready my rifle because
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knowing that Trevor wouldn't put it on the curb.
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I'm pretty sure at least half my shit is probably now stolen by
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now. And I'm going to probably gonna
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have to shoot some motherfuckers that are taking anything else
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that's out there. Jimmy died is gonna like see
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that that retro is going for his gun.
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He just kind of slowly starts making his His hand towards his
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towards his belt there just in case that's fine, I'm not even
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paying attention that I'm more focused than like, man.
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We better not have God, I had so many components that I had
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gotten from the Night Market and my vintage set that I had gotten
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back from when I was a child. That better not have got taken.
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I got so many on the corner. I'm too punk.
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Smith Drive. And they're standing at the
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entrance to the huge lot where your old home used to be.
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Is a golden man because I rolled a 10.
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Who's this retro, you know, this guy?
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And he's rifling through the box that contains your shit.
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IMA start firing at that. Motherfucker, Sana Sana.
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Nose is reading his book and ignoring everything, they're
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saying, but it's not. All right with a soup.
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Were you hanging on the v-dub Sano Sano brought Of Mice, and
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Men with him and has just been reading Of Mice, and Men in the
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van, the entire time. It's just third time through the
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book at this point. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not aiming
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specifically at him more of like warning shots.
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So, anyway, I started blasting 22.
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Well. That's one way to do it.
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Well done. Yes, you hate him.
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You do 13 damage. So a Steve flip gets hit in the
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chest and take spurting damage and it's you fucking kill you.
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Well furnished it. And so on.
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Are you choosing to be in this fight?
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Are you going to sit in the back and read Of Mice and Men?
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I'm gonna be there but I won't fight.
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All right, do you want to roll for initiative?
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No. Okay.
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Nothing gets honored to participate in this fight.
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All right, at all. It's an 11 total.
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That's not bad. The vehicle I'm comes around the
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corner and stops short of about 100 feet from the door and Remy
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just shot this golden dude, trying to get into his box.
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What are you gonna do? Gonna step on the gas and just
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kind of do like a sweet little tail whip.
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Just try to get the passenger side window, just right up in
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Gold boys Grill. That's fantastic.
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Roll me a drive land vehicle perhaps?
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Yes. Oh, oh, man, Oh, that's pretty
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much a just as good as they can get.
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That's a 23, a 23. You can add one or two more,
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cool things to that if you want but you do it.
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Oh, I like to think that, I mean this was this was the setup
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retro for his next opportunity, right?
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So go that first 80 and then just pull the e brake, do a
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Little Tokyo Drift action. And then just land the passenger
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side window just within kissing distance.
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Of gold boy. And so like I just want, I just
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imagine the the barrel of the gun just going like, who just
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right into this guy's mouth. As he's yelling at us and I give
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a little Hawk Now, that's so cool.
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I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do two things.
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One, you get inspiration. It's not a thing in cyberpunk,
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but I'm giving it to you. You can you get to re-roll and
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to you rolled high enough that I'm going to change the
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initiative because of initially. Steve rolled higher than Remy,
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but your movement is so cool. And the honk scares him that he
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gets - to to his initiative is now.
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After you Remmy, I'd listen to my boy here, if I were you You.
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I'm gonna go ahead and keep the rifle trained in his mouth.
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Yes, in his mouth finger still on the trigger.
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Hmm. And I don't know how because I'm
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I'm trying to think of like I can't open the door and have the
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right. The same thought I can Remy fit
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to the window of a VW Bug. I don't think so.
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And yourself the rifle through the window.
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Ding ding. Oh, the message from Iona.
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I could just in the back of my head.
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I hear I own a telling me that I go.
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Oh yeah, I should do that. That's a yes, I will open the
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door still keeping full trigger position with my hands, on him,
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getting him to back off. And I tell him to empty his
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pockets, right? He empties his pockets now.
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So of crying, I will say, I'm gonna give you to the count of
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the end of the national anthem to get out of distance of my
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rifle. Start singing, start walking.
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I know he's off the barrel. Now as I have a train don't want
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him walking with. He went away.
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I'm not gonna kill him. If he does it, he does have my
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shit anymore. So I put vanillite in park and
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get out roads to see if anyone else went through the boat.
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Ten, nice. All your shit in it.
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Thank God. Thank God.
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That's vintage said here at least any items and because
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you're all the ten you find an extra hundred Eddie's.
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Oh, cool. Next 100.
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It's that's going to be helpful and and the plants that Trevor
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was trying to Pawn off on, you is sticking out of the box.
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God dammit Reverend fucking plant.
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All right, Take the plant to I guess the people just leave
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leave money in random boxes and the city.
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This is Remy's old shit. No, it was his, it's his money.
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He had an extra hundred, he found an extra hundred.
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It was a savings. I forgot about.
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Oh, I forgot about us saying, you know, like how you put money
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aside some time. Yeah, he's gonna forget.
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Yeah, that extra hundred bucks. I leave in my sock drawer.
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I left it in my, in my Bible. Cool.
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But what did the ghost? Do you believe anything?
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Yes, pants. But he did piss his pants.
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This is very true. He also left another hundred
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Eddie's have 100 more Eddie's. All right, I'm gonna pick that
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up. I'm gonna look towards jab, and
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I go next rounds on me. All right, so, I'll have to hear
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friend. It was that everything.
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Got everything in the car? It's all packed up.
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Ready to go? We gotta we gotta pack it in
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there. Yeah.
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Santa would you mind giving us a hand?
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I know it's gonna be a bit time now.
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I gotta get my stuff in there. Do you mind giving us a hand?
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Yes, shit sorrow. You are right.
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My Tia. You were back there.
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You buckled in for that. Last move.
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Jesus, I'm sorry. I wanted some privacy.
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In the in the vehicle, then you began to move it.
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I tried to ignore all of your incessant whining complaining,
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but it was very, very difficult. You all have such Petty
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problems. Yeah, that drift in probably
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didn't help you, concentrate in your book there, apologies about
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that, but maybe next time Buckle in, you know, it's all I could
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say yes. And he does not move to help at
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all. Yes.
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Also the back is Vida. Bus has no seat belt.
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Because it's 1970s one and they didn't have them.
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And I just rolled a one on that. So it's definitely nasty butts.
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Really got install. Seat belts all night.
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You can just see that there is like a small, like, a handprint
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tear. Mark on the upholstery from
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where Santa was sitting as that's, they gripped onto it
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when doing it. That's how they steadied
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himself. I love that you guys heading
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back to no latency. Yes, with all my shit while
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you're on your journey, let's find out what's happening at no
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latency right now. Owner, are you there?
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So pain was getting a little clingy, so I have sent of endl
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upstairs with them to do whatever.
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Needs to be done, I assume there's a lot of mewing and just
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general. I do hear an occasional screen
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but I'm not quite sure what's going on.
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I have been on my agent responding to messages from the
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company and And I have also ordered some supplements to be
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delivered to no latency as well as a smoothie.
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Did you just get one for yourself?
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Yes. Those are on their way.
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Did you want to do anything else?
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I am currently researching the train good Romeo, local expert,
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local expert, my home. Correct.
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Yes, your home. And I'm going to give you
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haven't looked at it yet. I'm going to give you a plus 2
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because you have access to pings information as well, which you
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didn't need because you rolled a 19.
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That's very, very good. Yes.
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The train information, playback initiated a train, a convoy
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train of Nomads and stay safe by Rodman endless, loop, through
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the desert. And the Badlands, this Loop is
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known as track one, the wheels of this Mammoth vehicle
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constantly carbon the track into the dirt doing business.
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With the train has done by loading a different points along
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the track if you can keep up. The train itself is huge.
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A gang of beasts and a base own wheels, and the Gang on board
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deserts, team led by Reverend John Shield stone is as driven
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as what they live on forever. Moving herb of weapons Vehicles,
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artillery, and information everyone in the Badlands knows
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not to mess with the Train. The train still has its
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mistress. The trains front-engine the
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faithful and never stops. It just keeps on going into the
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night and no one knows why. What else do you want to know?
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I want to know the three closest stops on track one.
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Now, these aren't stops because the train, never stops.
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Stops it for you. Where you could like get in a
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Chase vehicle and get be put on board or use your own because
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it's big enough that you can drive on to it.
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It's huge train so City on Wheels, right town?
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I was actually gonna ask just what are we listening to and
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then a white as we're driving back to the bar.
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Some some like, hmm Jebediah. It's a big fan of the classics
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and now that ain't just because that was the only thing
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available to them out in the Badlands.
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Is he he just thinks it's the only kind of music.
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That really says anything anymore, you know, all this
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newfangled stuff is all made with computers me.
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I prefer my music made by, hey, that's why we're listening to
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dark party. Oh, so you're really into the
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classical music then. Right glasses.
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Pardon Alabama, hmm. Now Iona, but download is
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finished and you have three places where you can get on the
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train as sort of an opening in the track, a lot of the track
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surrounded by tall bits of ground to like of cliffs and
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such. So, weaves its way through a
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pretty narrow area and they do a lot of work on board of mechanic
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stuff on board while they were after you got three places, you
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can go in to the south of the Badlands to the mid of the
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Badlands closest to night City and sort of a curve.
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And to the north quite close to where the shack was great.
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So I have also received a no that's not my vehicle.
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Oh gosh for a second. I was I was I wish I'd been
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dreading getting a message for an invoice for the vehicle that
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we lost today, but then I remembered that it wasn't my
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vehicle. Now Remy sign that contract.
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So what I'm going to do when I'm planning out right now is a
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back-up plan for. If we can't get reme to sign for
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another vehicle, My Hope Is that I can get reme to sign for
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another vehicle to get us onto the train.
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After a convincing them to go to the train.
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Otherwise, I will, I will have a smoothie and your supplements
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arrived at the door by drone. Wonderful.
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The supplements are for everybody else because
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everyone's looking a little frayed right now and back supply
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for the bar for Ping because they're going to need them.
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I can just tell, do they have a need to find defects or they
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just entered anxiety. Ping has a little bit extra at
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anti-anxiety but mostly they are a like a mood stabilizing also
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Ultra hydrating multi supplement, is it helps take off
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the the curb hunger, a little bit there for you and it also
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makes your hair really shiny. And your farts.
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Don't smell. Oh, I'm smelly farts.
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Noted Jebin retro, pull up, not as cool of a like a drift
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parking job this time just kind of a classic just you know nice
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and nice and easy, slow down you know turn off the music and
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anyway retro that is why I just don't trust them.
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Them new smart weapons, I prefer you know nice cold trigger out
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of my fingers. Well, I mean I mean, you know, I
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guess Antiquities still have a love from somebody.
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I feel like this is a conversation that's better
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handled over liquor. Why don't we go inside and get a
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drink first ones on you? I believe and with 100 new
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Eddie's, well, let's say hopefully more than just one.
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Yeah. But that's just for me and you
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know, Santa Duncan shit. Well I didn't see him help none.
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I know. Right.
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It's I know you going inside of you staying in the vehicle.
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Yes, I walk past them. Bumping into them if I can and
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we'll walk inside reading the book.
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Yeah, you bump into them. I dropped the keys to Vanna
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White, God damn it. And as you drop the case, you
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hear a big from Vanna White, some steam is blowing out of the
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engine. Something is Bland now she
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shocked. Don't worry, I'll take care of
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this. You go get those drinks poured.
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As there's a there's a person who walks by the v-dub and goes
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oh dude this car is gnarly shit. You should probably take this to
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tuna because you can tuna Well, I like the fish.
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No like the mechanic. Because that's the name of the
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mechanic down the road. Well before I get my hands dirty
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well I can't we take a look at this bad boy.
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Yeah, I was gonna ask you, how good are you?
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Land vehicle Tech. Not so bad.
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Not terrible. I got a 14-0.
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We're talking numbers, are we? Yeah.
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Well, whatever you want, dude, I like spin the sign for the tuna
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guy. He's my boss.
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So when I see broken vehicles, I tell him.
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And then, if you tell him that, like, breathe sent you, then I
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get a kickback. I come out with the beer is now
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I'm like, all right man I guess we got to fix this up.
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The fuck is this guy? Yo, what's up TV?
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Dude I'm reads you guys should check out to know.
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Check out the T-shirt, he's got a t-shirt that says tune-up a
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tuna man. This marketing schemes gun, a
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little more active in here. The last time I remember, you
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should see the tattoo I have for a new color on my back.
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I'm gonna be honest, I'm getting Dragged In no no II, definitely
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feel like I want to like be like a good booty to this guy.
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Support local business go to Tina.
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Yo, is there like an extra beer for me?
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I don't see why we couldn't take care of this ourselves.
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Iona opens the door. Oh, you're here.
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Sorry, my, drones Just Landing. It flutters down and places.
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The drink carefully in your hand.
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Thank you a little little deer digital face Smiles at you.
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When it flies away. What is that?
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It's my smoothie. Well, I got a beer.
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Yeah, I'm just going to take my beer and I'm going to put the
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cap in the CD drive slot. Crack it open and just start
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sipping through it. Cheers retro.
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Yeah, dude, that's a cool trick you.
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Thank you for being here. Here, you can leave now.
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Could you to get inside? So I know just what just bust
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his way in here. So the Vanna White just sprung,
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the leak, I guess. Well, we can trash it somewhere
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else. It's fine.
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Just leave it parked. There was a hunk of junk.
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Well now, it's like my living at home.
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So, all right, also, this see rain.
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It's can't be too complicated to fix.
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I've seen worse out there in the Badlands.
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I shut the door. Jeb, I'm going sighs.
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You Saying this one of the tires guys and hit clinks down one
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corner. Just calm, he's a mechanic.
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Yeah, I just when I when I see that uh scope, fuck it, I'm
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going inside. I'll give up changes.
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Leave it all to me, huh? Well, I'm still going to give it
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a try. I tell you right now.
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Now, that GM does not want you to see.
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I know it's too bad because this feels like something that I
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would really be in it. Be kind of in my character, do
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it? No, no valid.
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I mean, I'm nothing is impossible.
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I will say that Alan in don't even know when we're getting
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there, honey. One of those DM moves was like,
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yeah, sure raw go for it. You can do it.
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Sure, sure. It's just a DC 45.
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I've finally got it and we got A plus seven here.
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So best I can do is sit tight unless you create.
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You can get some luck to about 1500.
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Make a you make it worse. Time it explodes in your face
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while you're trying to fix it. The steering wheel comes off in
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your hand and you're sitting there in the car with the
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steering wheel detach from the vehicle now.
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Well, fuck. And I go inside.
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Do you take the steering wheel with you?
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It's kind of cool says VW on it. It does a sling over my shoulder
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as you pass your bike, which is parked inside of the Little X
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because their friend of no latency is a tiny bit of an
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Alleyway where you can park something really very you.
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You be careful with the next words, you say here DM, no harm
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better. Come to.
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I've already had harm come to my, to, my darling, vulture pet.
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And now, to my my bike. You be careful.
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I'm a sensitive man. I'm being a good person and
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reminding you that It is missing an exhaust pipe, which is in
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your bag. Clink, clink, clink its back on.
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It's not that easy. My dude, that needs a proper
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fit. All right.
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So not only does the v-dub need a mechanic so does your vehicle
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because you skidded into that at the very beginning of this
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adventure and broke it off. And whenever you drive it, it
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makes a shit ton of noise. It's true.
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There's no Muffler. It's theirs.
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It's pretty cool. The kids call it a muffler to
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looks great. It's fine, but it makes a
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buttload of noise. So after breaking the vehicle
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and noticing the bike also needs repair.
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You come back. Back into the bar, where I owner
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is standing with Sano and Remy. So I do believe that, that is
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the whole reason that we should get our asses back together and
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help on that train. Yeah, yes.
27:39
I agree. Y'all trying to get on the
27:42
train. The train.
27:44
Yes. Yes, I think that that's
27:47
probably our best bet to find the stranger.
27:51
Sounds good to know. I'm so sorry.
27:52
Stranger. I know that you heard me
27:55
wherever you are. Stranger, I apologize.
27:59
Now, how much would a would I know about this train because
28:02
like a decent amount roll. Yeah.
28:05
Roll your own local expert? Okay.
28:07
Okay. I was gonna say, I imagine, I
28:08
know someone on this train or at least how the show's would
28:10
someone on this train, the past. I would I would put money on it
28:13
personally. Okay, that is a 16.
28:17
Yeah, you do. 16 means that you know Greg Greg is one of deserts
28:27
team. The crew that lives on the
28:31
train. He's low on the rung.
28:34
Not crazy but he's very lucky. It's one thing you remember
28:37
about him and he smokes like a chimney.
28:41
All right. Well, Well, if we're going to
28:45
go, we're going to be trying to get on this train.
28:48
I know a guy name is Greg. Works are part deserts.
28:53
Team sees a bit of a No it all but do say so myself.
28:59
But God. God, I know, that's knows how to
29:02
steal my out of poker game at cilia.
29:05
Anyway, I think I could probably hit him up.
29:06
He's helped me in the past. Great.
29:10
Would you know where the trains going to be?
29:13
Well, everybody knows what the trains going to be done.
29:16
Well, I know where the stops are good as Clockwork.
29:19
Okay, great. I should have asked you from the
29:21
beginning, you're from that place.
29:25
That place, the good old place the Badlands.
29:28
What do you want me to call it Badlands works?
29:31
Just fine. I used to call it home myself.
29:37
You should have moved. Ain't so bad.
29:41
Once you get used to it, people are great, real homies down to
29:44
our wronged, the bad lands, thank you.
29:49
So no, thank you, really, it has some marketing scheme so bad.
29:55
I have been in the bad lands. I have also been in the
30:00
Badlands. We were there just a moment to
30:02
go and buy a moment. I mean, several moments ago are
30:06
bad, very, very bad. You've tried to kill us and he
30:12
blew up a vehicle. I lost a shoe.
30:16
Yeah, well we just, we just almost murdered a man.
30:19
What did you do about shoes? Oh, I also ordered shoes.
30:24
All right. Roll me, a beat when a d-10 did
30:28
a lot of online shopping? Oh, absolutely.
30:31
I also got paid seven. They cost you 30 Eddie's.
30:39
They were on sale. Yes, normally, they're 100.
30:42
Wonderful. Wonderful.
30:44
You can endure arisaka Prime. Do not.
30:50
Get our suck up. Prime it is a rip off.
30:55
You pay for nothing but shipping and you would have paid just as
31:00
much in sipping as you pay monthly for their service.
31:04
Rip off. Sorry, I got a little heated
31:09
there. Couldn't tell. yes, but the
31:13
drones also sing when they drop things off to there and it's
31:18
that's really the service you're paying for Just a little levity
31:23
in the day I guess. Absolutely there's a
31:25
rat-a-tat-tat on the door and there's just a drone waiting.
31:30
Here's another one. This must be the shoes.
31:34
Open the door in the little robot goes.
31:38
Thank you so much. See, I hope you do.
31:44
Thank you so much, goodbye. I hate it so much.
31:50
I'm sorry that, you know, this small qualities of my life that
31:56
make my days, better are a burden to you.
32:00
Always, REM is gonna digitally roll his eyes and look away with
32:05
his beer amazing. Well apparently the gifts that I
32:10
got for all of you don't matter at all so I will just keep them
32:14
in the Badlands gifts cheap what the real show friendship and
32:19
trust. Those are actions.
32:23
My action was getting you, a gift.
32:27
That Ain't My love language, honey.
32:29
Wow, it is mine, I appreciate gifts.
32:33
Thank you very much. All right, Remy.
32:35
Well, here I got everybody supplements because I know that,
32:38
you know, we've had a rough day and we're all looking a little
32:41
dry and a little Dusty. And I know that you haven't
32:44
really eaten a lot today, and I see that you are drinking
32:47
currently and you have been drinking previously, and it
32:49
looks like you're going to continue drinking and so, this
32:52
is going to help curb all of that.
32:55
Okay. Oh, thank you.
32:58
You're welcome. She ate it.
33:00
I have really, really dry skin. So this is going to help really
33:03
well. Absolutely her eyes collagen
33:05
booster, everything just like an overall supplement.
33:09
You love it, thank you. You're welcome.
33:12
Can I get rid of those old man scanlines?
33:15
Jeb car like looks over his shoulder like wait it helps with
33:18
drinking but quickly turns back. All right, so you know where the
33:24
trains going to be. You currently don't have a way
33:28
to get the now, not to brag. Humble brag.
33:34
I do have a pretty good fixing role for a land Tech.
33:41
However, what I believe that going to a mechanic would be
33:46
faster than me doing it myself. Yes, it's also the mechanic, you
33:51
know, you can get parts for Jeb's vulture Oh, it's too bad.
33:57
One stone kind of situation you need the parts anyway, right, so
34:03
it's a it's for one bird. I do not that I give a shit
34:07
about that bird, I just hopped into say the joke worth I guess.
34:14
Okay, so we have an idea, possibly with a train will be.
34:20
We have a connection to on the train.
34:22
Now we just need to get on the train problem is we need a
34:25
vehicle. Yeah.
34:27
And Vanna White. Done broke down because someone
34:33
did something. Why don't you do?
34:34
The thing where you ordered it, you ordered another car, I did
34:37
nothing. Your tool.
34:39
I'm sure. Sano didn't do anything.
34:41
Someone doesn't do anything cretins.
34:44
Were there driving around like a wild animal shooting at people
34:48
and stealing stuff like V. Excuse me, I stood my ground
34:54
protecting my items in my family.
34:56
Heirlooms that I brought back from zou pound.
34:58
All right, you don't have him. Hair. and careful what you say
35:02
about, vultures Oh boy well from asano's account it sounds like
35:11
you may have wrecked your vehicle.
35:14
Yes, so probably need to go and take it to a mechanic at the
35:18
same time though. I was reminded by a very
35:22
friendly gentleman out front name, Reeves at a simic.
35:25
Anak that I need to get the parts.
35:28
Go ahead and fix up slump now, how?
35:30
Well don't it seem a little suspicious that this man was
35:35
here as soon as we had some mysterious problems with our
35:39
vehicle. No.
35:48
Can we hurry up? Get this thing fixed and then go
35:50
on the train and then we never have to see each other again.
35:53
All right. Yeah here's what we'll do.
35:55
I'll go ahead and I'll get it to semi running order to get it
35:59
over there. I need help getting my shit out
36:02
the back so we can all fit in there.
36:04
So some y'all can help me with that.
36:07
It's about 10 minutes down the road.
36:10
Yeah. And I can jerry-rig it so we can
36:13
get it there. Yeah.
36:15
It'll last about 10 minutes in probably sputter, is your role
36:17
in. Are you all going yet very
36:21
Little Miss Sunshine? Yes.
36:24
Are you bringing Vandal or you leaving them behind with ping?
36:30
Just to the mechanic, just to the mechanic.
36:34
I will relieve them of their ping duty, all right.
36:39
Do you want them to decide whether they come with you?
36:41
Yes. They do not want to come with.
36:46
I'm sure they didn't get to do a lot of drawing so they sit down
36:49
in one of the booths and start drawing a portrait of ping.
36:54
And I passed them some supplements.
36:56
Thank you. Let's let's push this vehicle I
37:02
suppose. Yeah I'm going to go ahead and
37:05
get an inflatable to to fix the tire and slap some duct tape on
37:11
the broken carburetor pipe. So that way it ain't stealing no
37:15
more and the steering wheel is missing.
37:20
Fuck. I guess I'm going to have to get
37:22
a crescent wrench because I don't have a steering wheel
37:24
anymore and use that turn with all steering wheel.
37:31
Oh no I got it right here. Fuck you do with the steer just
37:35
pop right off. I was going to put it back on, I
37:38
just did Tara lost the that the bolt right there just came
37:42
completely stripped and you have lost the love and feeling of
37:46
this vehicle roll. Who's trying to put the wheel
37:51
back on the vehicle? Me roll.
37:53
Basic Tech. Yeah, you get it back on.
37:57
Click clack. Click black.
37:59
It's on its Lucy tidy. Righty.
38:02
Loosey rat, right? No, I knew that I was.
38:07
Can we go Badlands? You are the worst you guys drive
38:12
to the mechanics in front of the mechanics is race spending side.
38:19
Go smells like shit. Get it fixed here.
38:22
I don't like when he's this much now he gives you two big thumbs
38:26
up as he throws the sign in the air because you two thumbs up
38:28
and then as it comes down, he misses his catch because welded
38:31
to it. Hits him on the head.
38:32
Oh, fuck. Jeff's gonna get out and he's
38:37
gonna place a Stern hand on on Reese's shoulder and kind of
38:43
just lean in and Whisper five. Found out that you did anything
38:48
to my car who there's gonna be hell to pay sir Health but oh
38:53
no, no I I don't do things to Vehicles.
38:59
I'm I make my living by doing advertising like check it out
39:02
and he lifts his shirt and there's like seven Brands to
39:05
Soon on his chest. Oh, this one's really good.
39:11
Great flavor. You making any more, though.
39:13
So. Alright.
39:15
You sold your soul to the corporation?
39:17
No, just my skin anyway. You guys can go inside if you
39:22
want. Yeah, head inside.
39:25
I don't know who's following me. I guess it's just me.
39:29
Everyone else is chilling and Vanna White.
39:31
More outside than a lot, but yeah, outside, it smells like
39:36
Greece. I don't know why.
39:37
Why I came I'm going to walk back to the bar.
39:40
I don't honestly wonder if you went back to the bar at that
39:43
we're going to go from here to the train.
39:47
Well but vendors back at the bar.
39:50
I'm not going on the train without bundle.
39:54
Inside your now tutors. It's a mechanic, there's a car
40:00
being worked on. There's a shortage guy wear it
40:03
with a beard working on a vehicle and he has one arm extra
40:07
Arm coming out of his left shoulder that is holding a pipe,
40:11
while he works with others to hands.
40:12
And every now and again, he'll look back and the pipe will
40:15
become to his mouth and you'll take a few Puffs.
40:16
No, go, that's weird. And then he goes back to his
40:22
work. Knock knock.
40:25
Try to find tuna. What do ya want tuna?
40:29
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
40:31
Now stick my hand out for a handshake or yeah, let me shake
40:35
your hand. Your hand gets really dirty,
40:36
because he's filthy. So I'm doing all this but
40:39
everyone calls me toner. I will, I will stay to the
40:42
tradition of cat colony tuna. Listen, I got a beaut out back.
40:48
Okay, good old 1979. We have W bug.
40:55
Well, but what for real, no for real, no fucking way.
41:01
I'm seeing yellow, some so jit. I'm talking.
41:05
All right. Yeah, but it's wrong.
41:07
You need some love love. I'm a mechanic.
41:11
I know I'm going to love it. Needs that mechanical.
41:14
Love. Oh yeah.
41:15
Well we got that in Spades. Yeah.
41:18
Do I know exactly what's wrong with it with the vehicle?
41:22
Yeah there's an intake. There's a part that's fun.
41:25
You need new pop the bit. You duct-taped is not going to
41:28
last. The steering wheel need
41:30
reinforcing and you probably need to replace it at least one
41:33
of the tires roller roller D, 10 For Me.
41:38
OK, to to all, but one of the tires need replacing?
41:45
Yeah. Well, you need to nearer if you
41:47
replace one, you really should replace more because you got to
41:49
rebalance everything. And okay, yeah, it looks like
41:55
I'm gonna go ahead need to get a new pipe for the carburetor as
41:59
well as going to have to replace all the tires and get that
42:03
realign we shifted and wouldn't you know my Gunk friend out
42:09
there went ahead and rip the steering wheel off at this
42:12
classic Beauty. Can you believe that?
42:14
Oh no, that's awful fucking shame.
42:17
True. Fucking shit fucking show mate.
42:20
Totally shame. Yeah, and I need it like,
42:25
lickety-split, quick, on dick. Look a split.
42:28
What? Wait a minute.
42:29
What did you design later this week?
42:31
Quick on the tech. All right, enough.
42:38
When do you need it by now? Now, all right.
42:43
Well, this brush holders and more.
42:46
Let's go outside and have a look.
42:48
Do you need anything else we've got coffee?
42:51
Yeah, I also believe in talking with my friend Baptiste, you
42:56
have an order for me already concerning two parts that I've
43:01
already purchased shipping for you.
43:05
It's reme. Remember your teeth?
43:08
All right. Hello.
43:09
Retro right? Yes.
43:12
Yes. Retro yo-yo.
43:14
We did get package for you. L 1X 306.
43:19
Yep. Yeah that's that's 670 Eddie's.
43:28
And then the e9x 17. No.
43:36
Not not available. It's a toughie.
43:40
This is one of those special parts that discontinued you
43:44
mode. You can find it in salvaged if
43:47
you Savvy but like the is for is for a bird, right?
43:52
Oh yeah, well a living more than just a robot.
43:56
Now, it's 11 111. Startled vulture Israel, right?
44:00
I know. Right, like I'm half tempted on
44:04
curiosity to cut my prices but not that curious.
44:07
All right? Yeah.
44:08
Yeah. I'll be caught.
44:10
We've got, I've got crisis tank and across his tank conversion
44:13
kit if you want it. I think, yeah.
44:15
How much is that gonna cost? You do the conversion kits cheap
44:20
version chip action ship. She spoonerisms a brilliant.
44:27
Yeah. Conversion kits are it's 150.
44:30
They're not expensive. I mean essentially you you can
44:34
convert any stasis unit into a crisis kit and that way you can
44:37
perform the operation. Do you need a guy like a tech to
44:44
install the parts or anything or you're looking right at him?
44:48
Oh, you attack us. Not oh yeah.
44:51
Then why is the car fucking Broken.
44:53
Well, wouldn't, you know, I just so happened to inherit it from
44:58
my man, Steve and he had had it for a while the steeps.
45:07
Uh, Steve Austin. All right.
45:09
Yeah, I mean, Christie's pretty common name.
45:11
I probably don't know, right? And so, yeah, it is kind of
45:16
inherited, but as you can see, he didn't take too well care of
45:19
it. You didn't know.
45:20
Oh, yeah. You can come, you've come
45:22
outside now and he's sort of standing there with his arms, on
45:23
either side of his hips, like looking at the vehicle, looks at
45:27
yujeong go. All right, I think I think Jeb
45:31
is like as he comes out the door Jeb is like already underneath
45:34
it. Like trying his hand once again.
45:37
Just try like more than anything, trying to prove that
45:40
he's a relative to knows what he's doing in this car.
45:44
That's a two. Now, I see it's this bar right
45:47
here to see a lucky. You just got to take out the
45:49
clothes. Yeah, and now you're being
45:52
covered in machine oil. So your deter, why is this idiot
45:57
working on this vehicle? Oh oh God.
46:00
No get out from under there and he pulls you with one leg out
46:03
from underneath. I'm just gonna saddle up next to
46:05
him and he's like well I mean like he want like he wants to
46:10
feel like yourself for and he's not that smart nor that to do
46:17
any permanent damage. Well that what you need is, you
46:21
need an oil change now. Yeah, that's okay.
46:25
He's paying for it. Oh, what really well, if money
46:29
is No Object, what else do you want on it?
46:35
Car. Probably say some seat belts
46:37
seat belts in the 1979. So sheesh.
46:41
I'm alright, alright? Hey, yeah, and that would be
46:45
about it for now you don't want like An armored wheelchair ramp
46:52
turret Mount some kind of turbocharger what else we're
46:57
going. So you know I don't have all
46:58
this money. You're really trying to make me
46:59
broke at the same time. All this sounds like more time
47:05
that's going to be added onto. Let's get the fuck out the way.
47:08
You think you've been putting a ball in Atari onto a vehicle.
47:11
Is inside me very long, but it's like seven boats and we're good.
47:15
It's not like I'm wearing it into a computer on a new
47:17
vehicle. Literally, this is like bulking
47:18
shit to shit. This is not gonna be a difficult
47:21
job. It's not going to look like a
47:22
good VW by the end of this. It's going to look like you guys
47:25
ride around in the headlines. You might even fit in here in
47:29
night City. Gonna be terrible?
47:33
You got the turn to come with the term app.
47:36
Yeah alright I'll take it but ammo comes included.
47:39
Yeah yeah IMA comes included for writing hundred fine.
47:42
Go. Yeah, it's her.
47:44
If it's open this thing. Do you want retractable?
47:46
Because that's an extra 200. Joe dye comes up.
47:50
Sorry we're trackable. What?
47:53
What was kind of its kind of our car here?
47:56
Or it might make it does, it does an oil.
47:57
Cleanup station over there. Clean your eyes out before you
47:59
go. Bloody blind.
48:01
I think I got most of it. Oh, geez.
48:05
So all together with. So I will want to make a try to
48:08
pull. So that's that's 2,000 Eddie's.
48:13
What, what's the rest of the cost of fixing the vehicle with
48:17
labor back? Background. 23 2008, he's
48:21
altogether. Can I haggle him down?
48:25
You can try. Is that all you want to buy
48:28
that? Plus, what we already agreed on
48:29
for the parts. Sounds good.
48:33
So that's 3820 Eddie's. 2820 at 8:00?
48:43
Yes, because you said it was 674 the wing.
48:47
It was 150 for the tank then with the rest of car parts.
48:53
Altogether 3828. He's yep.
48:58
Jesus, retro week, we got that kind of, we got that kind of
49:01
cash. You better have it because
49:04
you're going to owe me quite a bit for fixing.
49:06
Sloan will. Look, look forget the car
49:10
Sloan's most important I got maybe six hundred eighty smile
49:15
name. What do you what do you want to?
49:18
How do you want to haggle him? I've got literally the trading
49:21
skill. It's start.
49:23
You want to try to come in and and, and talk them down.
49:25
You can that was I mean, that's what I was trying to do this
49:29
hotel. Well, you covered yourself
49:32
annoying. Also give it a shot.
49:35
I was live life to weigh a bit. I took some time I took some
49:39
time roll Trading. Listen.
49:44
Hmm, what was your name? Yeah, turn up tuna right lot of
49:49
fish, right. I'm a huge sign behind me that
49:52
says, tuners or body shop. It's me, I'm to not nice to meet
49:56
you. How's it going?
49:57
Good? You ever die Jebediah from the
49:58
Badlands, perhaps you've heard of us footwork.
50:02
Part of the west-wind pack are the West window, you'll have
50:05
none of you that way. But yeah, well The West Wing I
50:11
happen to know that we Westwind pack have a.
50:15
We've had a bit of a relationship here, and I
50:18
thought, maybe, maybe we'll it. Maybe I can get you something.
50:22
Something you can't normally get If you catch my meaning very big
50:27
and that we call this whole exchange wash you won't miss for
50:34
free. Oh, ain't it won't be free, son,
50:38
I'm gonna get you. Something you ain't never met
50:40
with Terran before you free. Not all the trading range.
50:46
Well, that's a crit so that explodes.
50:49
Oh walk it 11, + 14, 25 25, all right all right what I'm saying
51:01
is I will smuggle you something that you ain't been able to get
51:05
inside the city I'll smuggle that route in that happens to be
51:08
what I'm good at. So there's there's a crew called
51:13
deserts team. And I do a lot of vehicle stuff.
51:17
Yeah. And they have a Turbocharger.
51:21
I want to get my hands on. if you get me that, get me that.
51:29
Then this is only 1000. We're all right, and since since
51:38
you seem like a good guy now I don't say this to everyone.
51:41
I do sell explosives but don't tell anybody.
51:46
Jeopardize kind of his eyebrows. Go wide a little bit.
51:51
All right, tuna, nothing we got ourselves, a date, sounds good,
51:56
shake out, shake hands, 45 minutes from to fix it.
52:01
Super simple bolts. The, the turret on it is not
52:04
automatic. It has to be manned, and it
52:07
retracts in through the ceiling and into the back of the vehicle
52:10
where it folds very neatly into a small box.
52:12
So the vehicles not affected by the space, taken up by that, it
52:17
folds away. Nice good-looking job.
52:21
We did here tuna. Appreciate your work.
52:24
Don't you worry. We're going to get you one of
52:26
them turbos. No problem.
52:29
Bloom and that, that birthday Remy.
52:33
That bird part Remy. That you were asking for?
52:35
Yeah. Jeb's eyes are wide as he looks
52:39
over to to Remy. The best place to find salvage
52:44
for that sort of thing. It's honestly the train.
52:48
You know Greg, I don't know. Greg Now Greg.
52:51
I know Greg. Hold on.
52:54
You can you tell me you're telling me that Greg has has
52:57
that piece that's going to help slow and get better?
53:00
Normal Greg's just know someone who does savage sometimes, I
53:03
need Salvage and I called, Greg takes me months to get hold of
53:06
it and, you know Greg yeah, Greg's the Salvage Guy taught
53:10
me. That guy wants so much money
53:11
off. Me and dice wanker.
53:13
Utter wanker. I took took a good how lucky he
53:16
is. So lucky.
53:18
That's abnormal. That's good, right?
53:22
You lot. Well, it's nice and done and
53:24
when you get in the car you get in the vehicle.
53:26
Right. In front of the wheel, is little
53:28
card that says, thank you for coming to tuners.
53:31
There's a new sticker in the top left corner.
53:34
The tells you how many miles before your next Oil Change?
53:36
Thank you. And there's a a little freshener
53:41
in the thing with a like it's also a commercial, but the
53:44
freshener goes in there in the thing and it smells like new
53:48
car. Thank God.
53:52
It's not Licorice. And I can smell so.
53:57
And you guys ride back to no latency with a vehicle in hand
54:01
and a plan to get on the train. Next time on no Layton's, I do
54:21
actually have a plan but you're a bitch.
54:25
I have gripped. The dash.
54:30
I own I own. It has just grasped vandals hand
54:33
and it's just squeezing here she comes.
54:37
Ladies and gentlemen, the train. And then you cut over to Sana
54:42
and doesn't even look up from the book reading.
54:48
Somebody hold on to Sloan for me.
54:49
Here we go. They don't fuck this up, please.
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I'm pushing this baby to its limit.
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I've hit 60, but I'm going to keep on going.
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I need that little extra speed with this.
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I will make eye contact and stare like death Beggars into
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his soul. You're going to fap at the
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beginning. Why would you start the
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recording with that? That you told me that I did not
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time that you have to use that? Don't have to go nowhere, I'm
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gonna use that. That's gonna go here and people
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have