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Steve Harvey Picks Halloween Costumes for the Crew, Strawberry Letter- Polite In The Streets, Rude In The Sheets - 10.31.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Come on, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now.
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  Speaker 3: One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, Steve Harvey got a radio show because God.
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  Speaker 2: Because God is simply amazing, Because God is off the chain,
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  Speaker 2: because God is over the top, because God is all
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  Speaker 2: that in a bag of chips.
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  Speaker 3: God is amazing. Man.
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  Speaker 2: God will take you places that you never ever thought
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  Speaker 2: you would go. Oh you know what it Sometimes it
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  Speaker 2: amazes me when I'm watching people talk about themselves and
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  Speaker 2: their careers and where they're at in life and things,
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  Speaker 2: and they and I hear people say, you know, always
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  Speaker 2: dreamed of being here. You know, I can understand when
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  Speaker 2: a person says that I've always dreamed that of something
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  Speaker 2: like this would happen to me. But I want you
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  Speaker 2: to think about that for a second. Did you really
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  Speaker 2: see it.
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  Speaker 3: Just like that? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Did you really really see it just like that? Did
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  Speaker 2: you really know that God was gonna bring you through
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  Speaker 2: all He brought you through to get you to this place?
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that in spite of the losses along
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  Speaker 2: the way that would crumbled the average person, that somehow
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  Speaker 2: He kept you through it all?
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  Speaker 3: And that's how you got here? Did you think of
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  Speaker 3: you know? I mean you know? I mean, since you're
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  Speaker 3: so busy talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Yourself now, have you forgotten all the times he was
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  Speaker 2: bringing you through when you didn't see no way that
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  Speaker 2: you was gonna get through?
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 2: So when you sit there and you say, I dreamed
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  Speaker 2: of this, this is what I always saw happening.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really think. So, I don't really think.
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  Speaker 2: If you take inventory, or real close inventory of your
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  Speaker 2: life and you look back on it all, stop looking
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  Speaker 2: at the moment right now, remember where you come from. See,
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  Speaker 2: that's what gets me emotional sometimes, that's what makes me
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  Speaker 2: tear up because when something is happening to me in
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  Speaker 2: the moment, it ain't the moment. For me, it's the
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  Speaker 2: memory of how I got there. It's the recollection of
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  Speaker 2: all the things, all the nights, all the days in
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  Speaker 2: that car, all the times by myself when I felt
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  Speaker 2: like I wasn't gonna make it. But somehow I'm standing
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  Speaker 2: somewhere and somebody passing out on the ward to me
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  Speaker 2: or somebody calling my name.
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  Speaker 3: That's that. Did you really think you was gonna make it? Then? So?
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  Speaker 2: So, so, since you're talking about this is what I
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  Speaker 2: always dreamed. Did you really think in those moments right
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  Speaker 2: there that you would even be standing here today. That's
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  Speaker 2: why I try to I try to get people to understand,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and and and and this is kind of
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  Speaker 2: for young people today, what I'm about to say. But
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  Speaker 2: then guess what I sometimes I had to remind myself
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  Speaker 2: of it, So I guess it's still kinder for everybody,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because I work with a lot of young people,
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  Speaker 2: and so many times, man, young people just don't understand
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  Speaker 2: what all it takes. And I know, and if you're
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  Speaker 2: a full grown adult, if you're faulty, you really understanding
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  Speaker 2: where I'm coming from, because you know, uh, it's listen
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  Speaker 2: to me, young people or anybody that don't understand this,
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  Speaker 2: that you got to do some things that you don't
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  Speaker 2: want to do in order to do what you want
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  Speaker 2: to do. You have to understand this principle of success
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  Speaker 2: or else you are not going to become successful. I
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  Speaker 2: got what you want to do, I got your ultimate goal,
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  Speaker 2: is this, that, and the other. I got all of that.
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  Speaker 2: But in the meantime, though, there are some necessary steps
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  Speaker 2: that you have to take in order to become successful.
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  Speaker 2: And you cannot skip these steps. You can't jump over
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  Speaker 2: these steps just because you want to be rich.
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  Speaker 3: Friday. I got that, I got that, everybody got that.
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  Speaker 2: But if you want this, whatever you're talking about, whether
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  Speaker 2: it's money or success or fame or climbing the corporate
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  Speaker 2: letter or this is the position or you all, that's
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  Speaker 2: fine and Dan, please hold on to your dreams. Dreams
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  Speaker 2: come true. But in the meantime, let me remind you
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  Speaker 2: of something that you gotta do some things you don't
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  Speaker 2: want to do in order to do what you want
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  Speaker 2: to do. Let's say you want to be rich and famous.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just say that's it for you, and it's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of other ways of being successful. Please don't think
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  Speaker 2: that's the only one. But I'm just saying, let's just
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  Speaker 2: say yours is rich and famous. And let's say some
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  Speaker 2: miraculous way God made you rich and famous. Next Friday,
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  Speaker 2: Ta dad d y'all you rich and you famous? Next Friday,
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  Speaker 2: Can I share something with you? This is not going
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  Speaker 2: to last for you. You know why, because you have
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  Speaker 2: have not done the things necessary. You have not done
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  Speaker 2: the things that you have to do in order to
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  Speaker 2: do the things you want.
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  Speaker 3: So now you're rich and famous. How you gonna know
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  Speaker 3: how to budget money?
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  Speaker 2: How you gonna know how to get up and keep
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  Speaker 2: clawing towards the top when you fall off your pedestal.
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  Speaker 3: See, it's so many things.
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  Speaker 2: You got to know about something, and you think, because
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  Speaker 2: it's what you want right now, it's supposed to happen
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  Speaker 2: just now. It's a process. When you ask God for something.
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  Speaker 2: Please know, God know the process. He know the necessary
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  Speaker 2: steps to take you through. Don't lose your patience with
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  Speaker 2: God because your dreams ain't coming true right now. Man,
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  Speaker 2: You know, I think the best way y'all is for me.
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  Speaker 2: I just use myself as an example. I really do
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  Speaker 2: understand why God has given me the life he's given
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  Speaker 2: me so far. I understand the being homeless part. Now
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  Speaker 2: I get to not being successful when I wanted two part.
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  Speaker 2: Now I get it. I got the delayed entry into
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  Speaker 2: the field of choice for myself. I got it now.
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  Speaker 2: I've been wanting to be on TV and a little
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  Speaker 2: comedian since I was nine years old. But guess what,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get there until I was twenty eight. But see,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get it then I was mad at God.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I want, and I'm senter here here.
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  Speaker 2: I got exactly what you want, but I got this process.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to go through to get here too,
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  Speaker 2: because see, I'm finna take you somewhere. You don't know nothing,
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  Speaker 2: but one day you're gonna have a radio show with
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  Speaker 2: you a little stupid behind. You don't know this yet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna bless you with a radio show. You don't
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  Speaker 2: even know it. That's why I say every morning, Steve
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  Speaker 2: Harvey got a radio show because see, I didn't see
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  Speaker 2: this one coming. But see God had a plan for me.
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  Speaker 2: It was in the blueprint of my life. So God said,
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  Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna make your life
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  Speaker 2: a little rough for you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna toss you up a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you make some of these stupid decisions
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  Speaker 2: you wanna make, and I'm gonna make you learn from them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you be homeless for a little while.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you not get into your feel of
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  Speaker 2: choice until you're twenty eight. I'm gonna have people talking
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  Speaker 2: about if we had only seen him when he was younger.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna let you get your first con your
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  Speaker 2: name to your thirty eight I'm gonna make you go
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  Speaker 2: through some things because one day I'm gonna put a
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  Speaker 2: microphone in front of your mouth, and I want you
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  Speaker 2: to honor me. I want you to talk about me.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to tell people what I bought you through.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to give people inspirational moments where they
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  Speaker 2: can see that your life was jacked up for a
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  Speaker 2: minute and I turned your life around for you.
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  Speaker 3: That's God dealing with me. See.
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  Speaker 2: So now I finally understand why I went through the
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  Speaker 2: life I went through, so I can have something to say. See,
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  Speaker 2: I ain't over here telling you about what I think
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  Speaker 2: will happen. I'm telling you what I know can happen.
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  Speaker 2: That God does make dreams come true, but sometime it
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  Speaker 2: take a minute. Sometimes you're gonna have to do some
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  Speaker 2: things you don't want to do in order to do
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  Speaker 2: what you wanna do. All right, all let you I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be tripping the.
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  Speaker 1: Day here to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: I almost don't have my words for this. It just
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  Speaker 3: keeps happening.
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  Speaker 2: God just keeps doing his thing, and I'm just I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna tell you something, man, It's amazing to me. Because
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  Speaker 2: I know that it's only him that can do it.
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  Speaker 2: How do we keep getting a new date? Who make
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  Speaker 2: that sun come up every day? Who makes it set
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  Speaker 2: in the west every day? Where do win come from?
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  Speaker 4: Why is cold?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you God, I'm shore glad, I'm here. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: here experiencing it all. I'm enjoying myself, havingself great day.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody have yourself a great day to day because you
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  Speaker 2: Monica Junior steal Out and nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on? Man?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 3: Why are we so serious?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to I'm over you. I forgot boo
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  Speaker 1: h it is Halloween. I'm sorry. If I want to
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  Speaker 1: take a private jet to see that's why I can.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dream big man, come on ask me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if I want to take Jackie up to San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco from Houston on a private jet, can you give
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  Speaker 1: me a company that I can reach out to for that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it's some brothers that own a great company.
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  Speaker 3: That do jets. Really. Yeah, some black they got a
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  Speaker 3: great company.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's the name of the coming down fly Black.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, are you serious?
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  Speaker 5: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Fly Black? Okay, let me google that.
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  Speaker 7: Man, private jet.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: They too slow right now? It is black. It is
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  Speaker 3: BLI Black. No, I'm just no. I'm telling you one
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  Speaker 3: of these.
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  Speaker 6: I know them now.
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  Speaker 3: They good brothers. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Oh nice.
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  Speaker 2: Now let me always say this to you though these jets,
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  Speaker 2: you do know you can shop? Like, let me ask you.
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  Speaker 2: It's just gonna be you and Jackie from Houston to Damn.
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  Speaker 2: So that's about two and a half hour. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 2: me and jack just a half hours. Do you want
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  Speaker 2: small jet, mid eyes or large? I would think a midside, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be like a hawk. This is I'll tell me
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  Speaker 2: what I'm working with. How much money I'm finish spending.
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  Speaker 2: How much you want to spend? Real quick, we got
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  Speaker 2: way out of time. How much you gonna know? Be
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  Speaker 2: two thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 3: How much two thousand dollars? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Like five?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but you need to call you uniney.
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  Speaker 6: All right, the nephew is here to run that prank
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  Speaker 6: back what you got for us?
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  Speaker 1: New, I'm gonna say it, and I'm gonna say it strong.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let these white folks your A S S for.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let these white folks get your A S S.
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  Speaker 6: What.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go cat dog if you would. Hello, Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to reach Chill.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Sorell.
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  Speaker 3: Who is hey, Terreal? This is Drake? Hey? You you
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  Speaker 3: Worke the You work the day shift, right, Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I work at the day till. I'm right now. What's
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  Speaker 5: going on?
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  Speaker 1: I'm on I'm on the night shift with uh, with
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun and Jamal.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on the night shift. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Is it something like, Man, I'm at work, brother, what's
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  Speaker 5: going on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, we got a problem. So listen.
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  Speaker 1: Us on the on the night shift, we hear that
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  Speaker 1: you supposed to be telling everybody that we ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: something right. Listen, When we get a load in at
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  Speaker 1: the dock, we check that load in, We filed it
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  Speaker 1: like were supposed to file it, and then we put
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  Speaker 1: and then we take the fourth cliff and put everything
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  Speaker 1: where it's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 5: That's what we do what they got what they gotta
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  Speaker 5: do with here, brother, because.
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  Speaker 1: They saying they saying that, they saying that, you saying
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  Speaker 1: that we ain't doing our job right on night shift?
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  Speaker 9: Who is they?
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  Speaker 5: We got the wrong person? Brother? Who is they? For one?
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  Speaker 3: You you to you to rail? Right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's a rail, But who is they? And I
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  Speaker 5: ain't say nothing like that?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so well let me let me let me go,
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  Speaker 1: let me go clear up like this here though.
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  Speaker 3: Don't let them white folks help you get your here,
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  Speaker 3: my brother.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm telling you right now, if we get one
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  Speaker 1: more complaint, but they're talking about the night shift ain't
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  Speaker 1: doing something right. I'm gonna tell you right now, we're
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  Speaker 1: coming up there to the day's shift and you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get your You're gonna let the white folks help you
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  Speaker 1: get your talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Brother. For one, I ain't making any complaints. You bring
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  Speaker 5: your black down here and you're talking about what somebody,
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  Speaker 5: come on down here. I'll put this pointless.
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  Speaker 3: Brother.
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  Speaker 1: You can you can do all this wolfing you're doing
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  Speaker 1: right now. You can do all this wolfing. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: letting you know is one more complaint go down about
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  Speaker 1: somebody saying something about the night shift.
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  Speaker 3: I'm coming up their.
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  Speaker 5: Person down here, the man, I ain't trying to hear
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  Speaker 5: all this. Boys, I'm not right now you calls you
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  Speaker 5: with this bullsh I don't even know who you are
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  Speaker 5: talking about the knight shift. Matter of fact, don't come
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  Speaker 5: down during the day shift. All wait for you to
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  Speaker 5: come to the night shift.
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  Speaker 3: But you can do what you want to do.
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  Speaker 5: You do it the double and work that double.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you got to do. It don't matter to me, Terrell,
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  Speaker 1: It don't matter at me.
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  Speaker 3: All I'm saying is.
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  Speaker 1: You why why are you running your while you're running
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  Speaker 1: your mouth?
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Why you're running your mouth? Why why are you running.
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  Speaker 1: Your mouth to the white Foe's talking about we ain't
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  Speaker 1: doing our job on the night ship.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody you would have called somebody.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Now so so so what while your voice getting high because.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: You're lying talking about we'll.
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  Speaker 4: Call you with this.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, man, you're working, You're working a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm working to night. I'm working.
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  Speaker 9: Now you get you to night.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, oh, I'm gonna work the double just
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  Speaker 5: to whoop.
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  Speaker 1: Your Okay, well, come get this double, whooping bean, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: come get this double, because we already have found out
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  Speaker 1: you the person running your mouth to them white folks
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  Speaker 1: talking about nice yet ain't doing night yep, ain't put
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  Speaker 1: this way. It was supposed to go nights yip, ain't
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  Speaker 1: ain't checked this already in right night shift?
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  Speaker 3: Nights yift? You're blaming it.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you stop stopping people stop saying you messed up?
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  Speaker 5: Stop up, and people won't complaining on the day shift.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds we were messing up on the night shift.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 3: Boys.
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  Speaker 9: Stop.
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  Speaker 5: They probably needs to fire your Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, cool? You know what you know? What? How
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  Speaker 3: long for you get off? Man? How long for you
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  Speaker 3: get off?
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  Speaker 5: All?
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  Speaker 3: How long for you get off?
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  Speaker 5: I'm working a double I'm getting paid for tonight, all right, boy?
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  Speaker 3: Cool to say?
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  Speaker 4: No more so?
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  Speaker 3: How your wife Cynthia doing?
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  Speaker 5: How you know my wife?
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  Speaker 3: How she doing?
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  Speaker 5: You know my wife?
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  Speaker 9: I'm saying, I'm asking you a question for a bruise.
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  Speaker 3: Terrell. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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• 17:38
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Terrell, do me a favorite man. You got
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  Speaker 5: The land, Harvey Morning Show. Oh man, y'all got me?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: And there you have it on this grave, looking up
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of like bringing the Lord in there that
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Tonight, stupid starts off in Dallas at the
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  Speaker 1: Addison m Prov. Stupid jumps off tonight at the Addison Improv.
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  Speaker 3: Ignorant stupid Halloween. All that wrapped up in the one
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't you know what's I wasn't If I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: so loud, I'd buy a ticket to meet yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I really would, I really
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: really would.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: But I am what's your costume tonight, Nephew and Addison, I'm.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Coming to Steve. Oh oh, my mother's stance and Steve
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  Speaker 1: won't forgive me some platform. Shoot, I'm finna be sick
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  Speaker 1: foot tonight. I'll tell you everything.
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  Speaker 4: Are you going all in?
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  Speaker 2: You and Junior all to go together? I'm a junior
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  Speaker 2: to go in as patience. Just look like a whole boy.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Coming up next we will ask the CEO or.
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  Speaker 3: Sometime push him. Did he pushed you?
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you've heard yet, but there's a
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  Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: In entertainment news, Pastor Jamal Bryant of New Birth in
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Atlanta has asked his church to donate food to those
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: in need instead of tithing in the month of November. Also,
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: the delivery giant DoorDash will give one million three meals
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: away during the month of November. Also, we'll tell you
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: about Angel Reese's new movie role. That's all coming up.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: But right now it is time to ask the CLO
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Sharon
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: in Columbus. Sharon writes, my son is the shortest kid
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: in his class. He's been getting bullied about it, and
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to teach him to hold his head high
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: and celebrate how unique he is. That's not working, so
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: I need help. How do I help him deal with
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: being teased constantly?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Well, even if he hold his head high, he still
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: can't see over nobody, So I'm not gonna be able
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: to help your baby because I'm the one at the
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: school riding him.
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  Speaker 6: You're not a bully.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not a bully. But you can't be really short. No,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I'll mit you. I'm not in this.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not What did you say to the baby? I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing to the baby? Why I got to
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: say something? I don't want to say that to the mama.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: How you get through it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going through nothing because you ain't for five
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: nine now.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Well, but you wasn't back then though. Now, this is
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: where the boy struck me. She told him, old head.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: He didn't held it up. He still can't see that.
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  Speaker 6: She did not say that.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I can't help the boy. I'm sorry.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Can you encourage him in any way?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: What you know? Yeah? And when I used to do that,
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: I used to always stand on some huh. Yeah. But
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: she used to make you get out too.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You used to stand on stuff tommy when I felt.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: You know, to Like when he was trying to eat,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: he had to sit on these two phone book so
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: he could eat. Why are you bringing that up? Why
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: are you doing tradant?
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: We didn't even have phone anymore.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Wow, he just swinging.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Her son's being bullied.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: She just wants to know how to stop that.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Well he stop bullying?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Is you got to whoop one of the bullets. That's
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: all I got for you. I don't know how to
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: do this here. I grew up in the hood out
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: damn hood route. You got to whoop one bullet in
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: front of everybody, and that'll slow it down.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: That'll shut it down. Okay, moving to.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Oh slow it down.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: It's gonna slow it down. They still gonna know he shot.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Moving on to Philip and still be saying new stuff, man,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: little man crazy, the man got hands at heart.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Philip and Topeka, Uh right to My ex girlfriend
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: popped up late last night trying to have sex with me.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: She was half naked under her coat, and I told
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  Speaker 6: her to leave my house. As bad as I wanted
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: to tear off tear her coat off, I can't allow
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  Speaker 6: her to pop up on me like that.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Did I do the right thing?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you did that. He cannot see
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: how you did it. Gord to see naked and keep walking.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: You can't allow her to pop up on.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Him, That's what he said. I can't allow her to
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: pop up on me like that. As badly as I
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: wanted to tear her coat off.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Right, But even even if she brained like.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: Gifts, you sho have naked under her coat.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: That's the gift shure, I know. Oh she came over
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: the empty handed. Mm hmm.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she come over there asking for a couple of sugar.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: She came over there and asked him, did he won't
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: some sugar?
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: Uh? Okay, so he's asking now, did he do the
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: right thing? And your answer is absolutely.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: No, don't. I don't think so.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: But you know, don't know why she your ex If
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: you have a current, you did the right thing.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: Right, Okay, setting the boundaries and all that. You can't
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: just be up over here right now.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: You're out there wild. And then I would have just
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: added that to the wiley.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Wilin Wilin Wi. All right, Vonda and Bronsville.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: Right. My sister's first husband is interested in me, and
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: my sister.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Is blocking us from talking.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: She's on her third husband, so why can't she let
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: the first one be free so he can date whoever
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: he wants today?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Why does he have to be off limits? What are
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: you kidding me? Right now?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, y'all know how y'all are you.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Can't do that, no girl code.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Why does he have to be off limits? Of course
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: he is, y'all, y'all got girl codes?
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't mess with your sister's
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: ex husband husband.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: What why are you kidding me?
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: And then she's judging her sister because she's done her
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: third marriage. She's doing that too.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Well, at least she can get somebody so she.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: Can too for her sister's husband.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you got to get her ex husband the
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: first one. Wow.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man, yeah, come on.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Now, now you've got to take.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he shouldn't want to be a part of
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: it again.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm not going nowhere near this. You're right, you're.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Right, Philo, All right. Last one, last one. This is
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: from Roman and Little Rock. Roman writes, the woman that
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: I'm dating has never met my parents or my son,
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: and it's a problem for her. I don't get along
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: with my family, mainly my mom. I know that's a
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: red flag for ladies, and I can't keep maybe making
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: up excuses?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Is aunt? Oh? Is honesty the best policy? Does he
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: know what showed? He wrote?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: In Honesty the Best Policy?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You say you don't get along with your mom, and
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: you know that's a red flag for women, and it is.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: It's very much a red flag, Yes, it is.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Listen to me, ladies. If a man ain't willing to
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: get along or work it out with his mama when
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: y'all run into some problems, how you think that's gonna go.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Right there, this is his mama.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, she's never met.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: You something right now, that's worse than a mama's boy.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Hmm. Man, yeah, this is the polar opposite. You're right, Steve.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a direct opposite.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: But that's worse because man, you just this see especially
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: for a boy, because let.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Me explain some to you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Our mother is the first woman we ever loved. That's right,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: That love never goes away.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, so true.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, first thing you need to do fix your
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: relationship with your mama. That's the most important thing. Yeah,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: go and fix it with your mama. That's what you
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: need to do. Don't worry about this girl, bring it
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: over in.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, thank you. Colo. Coming up at the
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: top of.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: The hour, twelve years, we'll we'll have some entertainment news
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: for you right after this.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Fastor Jamal Bryant of Newbirth Church in Georgia is being
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: a bigger blessing to the community he serves Fastor Bryant
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: announced that his congregation will skip tithing for the entire
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: month of November and instead give canned goods to offer
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: support to the church's King's Table food drive. Brian told
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: his congregation, quote, we have a responsibility. Our history is
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: going to record that this president is the very first
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: president in American history to starve its own citizens. Bryant
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: was referring to, of course, the mandate from the government
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: to cut the SNAP benefits across the country, which is
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: expected to happen today. This will impact forty two million Americans.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: So when they cut it with that, are they gonna
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: cut it out, reduce it?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: What are they doing?
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: They're gonna right now they're cutting cutting it off snap
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: right now, they're cutting it off. Yeah, the benefit a yeah,
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: it really is.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's crazy, man.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Forty two million Americans.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. But see, I'm gonna tell you what's gonna
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: start them though.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Of that forty two the number that is white is
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: going to startle them.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Shock.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we ain't got forty two million black people
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: over here.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Right right, you're right.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: It ain't forty two million of us anyway. So tada
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I got news for you.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Y'all voted for this. Here come. Yeah, he don't care
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: about you.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: And it starts today.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: This is like Pastor Bryant added quote, We're going to
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: perform miracles while the government is shut down. Every Sunday
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: in November, bring canned food items to church, clean out
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: your cupboards, go to the supermarket, published Costco, Walmart, just
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: don't go to Target, he said. But this is pretty
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: awesome though. This is beyond I mean what he's doing.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: And thank you. Yeah, giving back, serving the community, doing
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: God's work. Yeah. Moving on, as a government shut down
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: is shutting down this food stamp funding the food livery
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: giant door Dash has announced a nationwide relief campaign to
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: help millions of Americans that will lose access to those
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Snap benefits. Door Dash has revealed plans to give away
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: one million free meals and wave delivery fees for three
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: hundred thousand grocery orders placed by Snap recipients. The campaign
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: is called Emergency Food Response and it will run through
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: the month of November and to lessen the blow for
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: families that will lose their benefits. I'm sure we will
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: see more major corporations stepping up and offering food services.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: So you know, thank you to door Dash, to pastor
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Jamal Bryant.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: But this is going to affect everybody.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: This is going to affect the economy because people are
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: not going to be able to grocery shop. Grocery stores
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: are going to be affected. You are hurting people with farmers,
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: families with children with special needs, disabilities, lower income families.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: This is insane.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to read something to you all that I
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: just looked up.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, Approximately fifteen zero point four million white people receive
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: SNAP benefits, which is about thirty seven percent of the
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: total forty two million recipients. This is based on the
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: most recent USDA data, which shows that white individuals make
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: up the largest racial group receiving SNAP benefits.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: But somehow the perception is them more black.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Breakdown of recipients by race White thirty seven percent, African
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Americans twenty six percent, Hispanics sixteen percent, Asian three percent,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Native American two percent, and race unknown sixteen percent.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: We're twenty six percent and they think it's all us
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: and it was okay when it was when they thought
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: it was just yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: But now let me see. Let me throw you another
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: thing in here.
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: Okay, when you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Say race unknown and they sixteen percent.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: A lot of them white people too, because a lot
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: of white people don't check white and they blocked. He
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: just assumed, Yeah, so a lot of that's sixteen percent
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: gonna be white too.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: That number is higher than that, y'all.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I just looked this up because I want you all
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: to understand what's gonna happen. I told you they don't
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: care about nobody, but they had you believe in that
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: DEEI was about us. That welfare is if we're gonna
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: stop all this welfare, that's right. Well, y'all, white people
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: are thirty seven percent of it, of the forty two million,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: fifteen million, five hundred and forty thousand or white recipients,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: and they finna get cut off today. Now, now let
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: me explain something to you. We know how to be without.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Nothing, that's all we know.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the truth.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Not giving out. We used to that this wouldn't be
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: a shaka right here. And these are a large in
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: rural areas. It's a lot of people in inner city
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: and a lot of these are megas Red States.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir, yes, sir, all right, sad State.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah it really really is. Yeah, switching gears Now, we
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: do want to give a special shout out to the
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: w n B A Faller, Angel Reath of the Chicago
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Sky for making her on screen acting debut in Netflix's
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: new movie A House Full of Dynamite. Reese has a
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: cameo as a basketball coach in the movie, and.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: She did a great job.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: If you guys have seen the movie, yeah with in
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: elbow also starts at A House full of na see that.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: But I saw her when she was on the Victoria
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Secret when she models.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she strutted across that stage, didn't she got.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Congratulations to Angel Reathes for her acting debut. Coming up
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: at twenty minutes after the hour, we will have some
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: hilarious I mean bent over as you say, Steve, tear
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  Speaker 6: This is Halloween and everything, so we thought we'd do
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  Speaker 6: on a show with three comedians. So here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Just listen, just listen, Here we go. Here's a question.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Why does the mortician clock out of work early? Anybody?
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Why the attitude? It's how hell?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Because you are for you to sell you what you do?
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead?
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, So no, no answer to that. Why the mortician
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: clocked out of work early? He was dying to leave.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I like it, Shirley, I find give me.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: No, I didn't notice, so proud I know.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Did you hear about the evil hen mm girl?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: We didn't.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, well it laid deviled eggs.
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: You got a roll?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: You don't fire? We need out of here.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: What kind of witch? Here's another one.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: What kind of witch likes to go to the beach?
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Either Halloween just a little Halloween joking, be Witch close.
• 37:29
  Speaker 11: A sandwich, you get it, beach sandy killing, thank you,
• 37:40
  Speaker 11: I'll take about at the end.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Up.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're ready for this one?
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: What is white, black and dead all over?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: What is that, Shirley?
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: It's a zombie trigger treating and a tuxedo.
• 38:00
  Speaker 10: Hell fire.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: That was terrible, Judge, Which is so Judge?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I like it this morning, this way, y'all having fun.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: We are depressed with this.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Right here, depressed her time, her time, and is horrible.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, one more, go ahead.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Monica, crack it up, alright?
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: When do zombies? When do zombies finish trick or treating?
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: When they are dead tired?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: And she thinks she's killing it?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Hold up? She been over last? Girls heard her?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Girls, you don't you think you had you had a
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: bit your pride live on something?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, drop the mic.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Please drop it and don't pick it back.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Happy Halloween.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: You're listening hard morning show, calor girl.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Your boy Russo is in the building on this Halloween.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Right here, baby, all the time, ready ready like Freddy Cruigal.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Nightmare made me want to do you.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just read you're in the Halloween.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Jet the three Let's.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Go three one now and no vote to mead and
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: mote him Now, Yeah, what happened? Well, see, I didn't
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: really write all him leaves right there, Quincy. Quincy got
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: involved with Michael because all I had came up was
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: the hook. It's just a thriller, right three love now,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: and that's all I had.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: So I ain't right the rest of it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I thought Quincy Jones produced the whole album.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I just told you, Quincy and Michael put the rest
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: of it together. I came in with the hook. There
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: ain't no nothing body they was in there. They was
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: in there talking about, man, what are we gonna do?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: And I just said, you know what you gonna do.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Just what you're gonna do right here. It is just
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: a thriller, loves. I did that, Quincy said, I got
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: it from here.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: So I'm just.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: The bosses and everything.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: Go ahead, okay, Roscoe. I'm trying to replay this in
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: my head. So Thriller came out what eighty two, eighty three,
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: eighties in the eighty so you're trying to tell me
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: that you wrote the hook to Thrill and Quincy Jones
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: produced the rest of the album.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: That's what you're telling me, he said, I'm here, Yeah,
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: I just I just I just told you that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: What what what part of that you not understand?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: I'm just struggling that you wrote the hook to Thriller
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: the song.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: You know, let me ask you something, what do you
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: know anybody else can say that? No anybody else say that?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Listen do it it?
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: J the thrill lock?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all that's and that's what I did, Quincy said.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: And then he called Michael and the Michael with I really.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Like that that way right there?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: And what did Michael say?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: How they say I really liked it? And I said, well,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: you know, you're gonna have to sing it a little
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: rougher than that. Mic.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: So you were in the studio with them at the time.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Joe would whole album, the whole album.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: You were every lad with all the meat. Question Michael.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: On that album, p y T.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Do you understand how big thriller?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Do you understand?
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: That is like one of my favorite albums, Pretty Young.
• 42:24
  Speaker 10: Things repeat after me, Take Your Down, Take You Down?
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I guess you wrote the hook to that too.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Wrote pretty young Thing? Who else gonna route it?
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Billy Jean is on that album.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: The girl that claimed that I am the woman who
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: thinks that I am the one. The child is not
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: my son.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: See, Mike had never been in a paternity test or nothing.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I had been in all that. Michael ain't never had
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: to paint nobody at all. Michael ain't had to do
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: none of that.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I did all that that. Mike didn't know nothing about.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: No Billy ge.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Oh so you wrote beat It too. That's on that
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: album too. You're gonna stop this. You did not write
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: beat It p y T Billy Jean and Thriller.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Has Michael Jackson ever whooked anybody?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: He's a lover or not fighter.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: You ain't heard of him being in a pushing man?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: What hell would he get beat it for him? Except
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: somebody they whole life? Good God, he's gonna write beat
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: It ain't never be in no fight? Yeah, body God.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Since nine?
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you, thank you for all that great
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: music and prank phone call.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: letter for today, and the subject is polite on the streets, rude.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: In the sheets, what nice?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: We'll get into that fund out what that's all about
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: in just a few because right now the nephew is
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: here with today's prank phone call.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nept It's Friday, go Halloween?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: To go stupid on Friday, I mean you've got to
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: go hard. This right here is oak Trios. Yeahoween, Yes,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: this is how you do it on Halloween.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: This right here is oh treosity cat dog. Give you what?
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin Police.
• 45:16
  Speaker 9: Yes, suh Marvin.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: How I'm calling you from doctors office.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I'm actually the lab technician and you you came in
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: and got a physical I guess about a couple weeks ago. Yeah, okay,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and my understanding this is for your for your occupation, correct, Yeah, okay,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you're in What do you do for a living when
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you're a Oh yeah, I'm a driver?
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, Now I was.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Giving you a call about I'm here looking at your
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: records and all the testings that you actually went through. Wow,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: let's see, have you had any Have you had any
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: activity or any problems around your naval area?
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: No, I've been fine.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, everything's fine. But I mean if
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: you you haven't had any any type of nothing, no
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever.
• 46:02
  Speaker 9: No second time about my name. Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: see what's going on? Man? What's happening?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Actually you've been diagnosed with oak triocitis and triosis is
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: actually a fungus that comes out of South America. And
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you have no activity whatsoever around your navel.
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: Now, man, the same thing, man, oak triocta.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: It's Oa triocitist, sir?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: And what what do you say that what that is
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: is actually your if you haven't had it yet, you
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: say you haven't had any activity. There's gonna be like
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: a small little tree that's gonna be growing from your
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: navel and it gets about six inches long and it
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: probably bears probably about twenty five to thirty leaves on it,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: but it's very small.
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: WHOA wasn't that bag?
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: You see?
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: A tree gonna be growing out my name.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a small tree.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: And uh, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: get you to come back in probably in the next month.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to come in so we can
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: check it out. But it's got to grow its fullest
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: potential before we can actually do anything to it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: Nah, I can't come in and on money. I gotta
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: come in today. Man. Somebody got to get this trible
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: and resolved. Man. I'm gonna get married. Man.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Well, we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: And uh. The full term is actually like about four
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: weeks before we can ask me.
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: Man, I'm not waiting for those four weeks.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: Somebody got to come to me something right now.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: I ain't finna go married. Man, have to fly to
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: time man and have something going out. My neighbor. Man,
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: I was going crazy, man.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Sir oatriosit. This is something that's very rare. We were
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: actually getting this assignment from overseas in South America on
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: how to treat this, and I don't.
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: Get where is it. Man. Somebody's gonna have to come
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: give me some help right now. Man, I'm finna get
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: ready to get married. Man, I'm not finna be putting
• 47:45
  Speaker 9: up with it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: Somebody in this office man got to come down in
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: and do something for me. Man. And what you say,
• 47:51
  Speaker 9: if you said, I can cut it out myself, So the.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Best I can do is probably trim it a bit.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: You know, and maybe knock a few leaves off, but
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I cannot touch the full stok at all. Man.
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: You can cut this for the bandaid do something? Cut
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: it right now.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: You cannot, sir.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: If you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna really create a bigger problem than what you
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: have already.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: Man, I'm trying to get this fool die. Man, you
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: didn't kill me. Ain't nobody that will drive down there
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: and get this prove a man, I'm gonna get married
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: in two weeks. Man, we're gonna fly to Jamaican. They
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: can't now, somebody can do this for me.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I put it sure.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: You cannot pull it out. You're gonna create. Man, You're
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: going to create a bigger problem if you try to
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: pull it out, Sir.
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: The problem is already there. I'm trying to get this PLMA.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: You mean to tell me the bigger hospital. Ain't now
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: help me you want.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Me to do?
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: Mann, I have talked a lot of my summer and
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: you're killing me. It ain't you can do, man, sir.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Oak triositis is not something that we treat all the time.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Like I said, it hails from South America.
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: So we got I don't give from Great Britain. Somebody
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: say to come down there and help me poorly found man, Sir.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I understand what you're going through, but we have to
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: let it grow. Is full term, which is four weeks, sir.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: The full root of it, and to grow.
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: Man. I am to grow. Man, it's for the go
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: down right, Nah Man, y'all gonna have to do something.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Man, Sir, there's nothing we can do. We can probably
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: trim it a little bit.
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: The trim get some train. Man do something, sir.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do at this point but sit
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: back and wait and let it grow. It's full term, okay.
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: Can we get you no waiting?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: Somebody feel to help me?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Nah man, Sir?
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: four to five weeks? Can we do that?
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: Now? You got to get a pointment from me to
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: day something to get matter. Man. I'm finna fly to Jamaica. Now.
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: I can't have no kicking out of me. I can't
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: sit at the lapport. Man, you're gonna embarrass me like that. Man.
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: Have to take it out my neighbor.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Cray, Sir, I understand it and like I said, Oak
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: triositis is very rare, and it's it's something that we
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: haven't treated that many times here in the States, but overseas,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the message that we're getting is that we need to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: let it grow.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: It's full term.
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: So me and nobody in America's got oak tree.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: It's oak trioitis, sir, So I need it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: I don't nobody else in America got.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: It, sir.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I could not believe that you were coming up with
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: oak triosts here in the States. It's it's something very
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: rarely seen here. There's been two people in the past
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that has been diagnosed with this and they actually passed away.
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: So now you tell them them die and you're gonna
• 50:31
  Speaker 9: chill me three weeks, man, I'm coming down there today. Man,
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: somebody gonna do something.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: For me that there's nothing that we can do today
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: until four to five weeks.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: I gotta go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica, man.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I just should.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I'm hearing what you're saying. But I can't do anything
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: if you don't see the tree already coming out of
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: the navel yet.
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: So somebody got to do something now. Now what you
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: want me to do, man, I don't know what.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I want you to do, sir. But I have one
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: more thing I can tell you.
• 51:01
  Speaker 9: What you got to say? Man, are you listening listening
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: to you?
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: This is left you Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your boy, earl Man.
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: You gotta be excusing man. Man, I'm proticted out my wigs. Man,
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: you two left you tomming Man. Man, he'll be going
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: crazy as hell. Man, I'm looking at my labor of things.
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: The tree filler go out, man, I'm on the heir. Man, No,
• 51:33
  Speaker 9: you ain't on all right now, Man, I'm already nerve
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: gonna get married in two weeks.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Man, hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Marvin Man, what is the baddest I'm talking about the
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show.
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: In the Landeve Harvey Morning Show. If you're listening, your
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: listens out the wigs. Yeah, yeah, you out of that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Boy.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: If y'all don't give me some prank, praise up in here,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: handle this.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: This is the best prank ever, Nephew, take a bye.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: It's my all time favorite your pranks.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, oh treeosity, that's classic.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Right, Better get married and to getting married. William that's
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: after win.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, one of my faves.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you, nephew, Thank you. All right.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Stupid continues tonight, Dallas, Baby, Dallas fort Worth. The nephew
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: is coming to town. Y'all better get you if you ain't.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Got a few tickets, probably on Sunday, but the nephew
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: is coming to town. Tickets are on seal rat now, okay,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: got an after party right next door, y'all don't want
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: to miss this man.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: tell y'all what the nephew?
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: So?
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: Are you gonna wear different costumes this whole weekend in
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: Addison because you said.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: You're gonna dress up?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I tell y'all, I'm gonna be the guy that played
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: for San Antonio was his name? The soner I'm gonna
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: be him? Oh Wymb, i'mna be Wymb said.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Well, you gonna end up looking like one of his wristbands,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: look like what his wrist babes.
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: Or all right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next is
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: my strawberry letter and the subject is polite on the streets,
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: rude in the sheets.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:38
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• 54:09
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• 54:13
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• 54:16
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• 54:20
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• 54:27
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• 54:30
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• 54:32
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• 54:34
  Speaker 3: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:36
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• 54:39
  Speaker 6: Subject Polite in the Streets, Rude in the sheets. Dear
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two year old newlywed and
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: I'm married a pastor whose wife died five years ago.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Long story short.
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: I started attending his church around five years ago, and
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: he was very polite and welcoming, but I had no
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: idea he was interested. When his wife died, I attended
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: the memorial service and he gave me a lingering hug
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: in the back of the church. I sent a card
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: to the church and he said a thank you note
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: and said he loved seeing me during the eleven am service.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: I mostly attended the eight am service, but since he
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: said that, I started going to the eleven am service.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: He politely greeted me every Sunday and thanked me for coming.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: I still had no idea he was interested in me.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: Then out of the blue, he asked me to talk
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: to him in his office one Sunday. He was very
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: frank about what he wanted and how he wanted it.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: I was shocked to hear a very polite man of
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: God talking like that, but I was aroused because I
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: secretly had a crush on him. He told me he
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: was lonely and needed a woman in his bed. He
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: asked if I was interested in dating him, and he
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: made it clear that he wanted to get married so
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: he could have sex as soon as possible. My heart
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: fluttered and I got caught up in the idea of
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: getting married. Close to a year later, we got married,
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: and on our wedding night we were intimate for the
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: first time, and he said the most vile and offensive
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: things to me. From the time I started taking my
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: clothes off till the bitter end. His language sounded like
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: a porn video. I thought it was because he hadn't
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: been with a woman in a while, But that's just
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: how he is. He's not the polite old man that
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: his church thinks he is. Is this something that a
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: marriage counseling will fix or should I get the marriage
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: annulled before he gets worse? Well, this is a problem
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: for you because you say you're offended and uncomfortable. Well
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: that shouldn't be and it's never good in any marriage.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: But many, many people are, of course one way in public,
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: and then they get behind closes doors in the bedroom,
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: and you know, they get wild. They're wild side shows.
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: People do what turns them on behind closed doors. But
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: what I'm trying to figure out with you is if
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: you're shocked at the fact that your husband is a
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: pastor and he's talking like this, or you just don't
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: like the dirty talk in the bedroom period, because at
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: first you said, you know, you were flattered, or you
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: know you had a crush on him too, you were aroused.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: You got to remember that pastors are human too. They
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: are men, and that's what he is in the bedroom
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: with his wife. He's not your pastor there, but he's
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: a man. Okay, he's a human. He's imperfect, he's he's flawed,
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: he's all that. And you did say, like I said,
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: that he was you were aroused when he brought you
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: in his office. That was when you should have asked
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: him questions about what he meant by that and what
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: did he expect. But you said you got caught up
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: in the idea of marriage. You still didn't get married
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: for almost a year. You had plenty of time to
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: talk to him between your office visit and the wedding.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: That was almost a year, like you said, and you
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: still haven't talked to him about it. You still haven't
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: talked to him, you wrote us. Instead, you asked about counseling,
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: which I always think is a good idea, especially before
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: you decide to end your marriage completely. And you know,
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: maybe pastor nasty can tone it down for you if
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: if he knows how it makes you feel. You just
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: got to talk to him about it, Steve, Yeah.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: It ain't gonna work. Nothing you say it gonna work. Here,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: say it again, nothing you said it's gonna work. Oh well,
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: it's a different kind of issue here.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: This is not for counseling.
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: I disagree with that, but go ahead.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: No, wait a minute, what uh they gonna say in
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: counseling that he's gonna be willing to say out loud
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: a past nasty?
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nasty? Bestor I said that.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Now, this is trouble, but it's really not trouble though.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: See it's trouble, but it ain't you fit it to.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: You done heard all this before. You just have never
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: heard it directed at youth. But you've heard all this before.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Now no new words. That's some new ways to phrase it.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: And I think I have a way to help the
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: pastor out because so in the pastor got this wife
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: that died five years ago. You just happened to start
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: going to the church five years ago. He was polite
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: and welcomed him in, and you ain't know he was
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: interested in you. When his wife died, you went to
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: the memorial service. He gave me a lingering hug in
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: the back of the church.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Acted mamorial service.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: This ain't the time to start pushing up on nobody, pastor.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: But that's how you took it though. I sent a
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: card to the church and think and a thank you note?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: And why did you send a card to the church
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: and a.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you note for what? Where was you thanking him
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: for the lingering hug?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: A sympathy card for his wife, pat his wife's passed.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I sent a card to the church and he said
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: that thank you note. H oh okay, so lady, okay, anyway,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to do with that. Don't worry
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: about that. Anyway, you sent the card, and he said
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: he loves seeing me doing eleven o'clock service. I mostly
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: attend to eight o'clock service. But since he said that,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: I started going to the eleven o clock. You didn't
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: see the little subliminal gangster move he put in there.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I need you to start coming to the eleven o'clock
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: because after that I can hand you over to the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: office and haller at you. But if you come to
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: the eight o'clock, he's too close to the eleven o'clock
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: and too many people up in there and ain't gonna
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: daven holler at you. So I need to subliminately suggest
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: that you come to the eleven o'clock and you fail
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: All that thought, Well, that part two of Steve's response
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: Strawberry letter subject Polight in the streets, rude in the sheets.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone, quick health question. Even
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: though you're still thriving, still loving, still connecting, did you
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: know your immune system weakens with age. That's where vaccines
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: come in. They helped train and strengthen your immune response
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like blue new Macaco pneumonia, RSV,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: and COVID nineteen this fall, ask your doctor which vaccines
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: you need and visit vaxsist dot com. That's vaxsis dot
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: com to schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: subject polite in the streets.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Rude in the sheets.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Well, let's just get to what the letter is about.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: It really ain't about how they met. Now she'd done
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: married this past to whose wife died, and now the
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: problem is Paul. She went into the Passes office one
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: day and he was very frank about what he wanted
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: and how he wanted it. I was shocked to hear
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: a polite man of God talking like that, But I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: was aroused.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: See right there, it worked. It worked effected.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: You were shocked, but you were aroused. It worked because
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: you had secretly had a crush on him. He told
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: you he was lonely in need of the woman in
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: his bed. He asked me if I was interested in
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: dating him, and he made it clear that he wanted
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: to get married so he could have sex as soon
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: as possible.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: My heart flooded. Oh, I got caught up in the
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: idea of getting married.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Close to a year later, we got married, and on
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: our wedd night we were intimate for the first time.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: He said the most vile and.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Offensive things to me, from the time I started taking
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: my clothes off all the way to the bitter end.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: The language sounded like a porn video. I thought it
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: was because and been with a woman in a while,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: But that's just how he is. He ain't polite old
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: man he is at the church. Think, is is this
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: something that marriage counselor will fix? Or should I get
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: the marriage a gnaw before it gets worse? So what
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: I would suggest to the past it is you want
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: to talk vile to a woman, you have to start
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: using different terms. You can accomplish this without cussing and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: without making actual vulgar remarks. I have a few things
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: that I would suggest Pastor start saying, and it'll come
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: across and it'll get the past the where he need
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: to be, but without but with.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Only using regular words and animals.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: What animals?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: You need to use words and animals, and you can
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: get all of not animal sounds.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: No, you can be, you can be, but you can
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Oh sprank my monkey. So you got to do stuff
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Well, you can say vile and nasty stuff, but it
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: don't if you just read it, all it says is Spain.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: The next word is my and the word is monkey.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: But neither of those words by itself are nasty. But
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: when you put them all together and you use the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: right tone, oh sprank my market, when you say it
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: like that, passed it, you get to accomplish what you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: want Get on this gorilla. See right there, you see
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: stuff that can be taking another way. Get on this gorilla.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: You what are you talking about? But it'll accomplish what
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: he wants.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: You better be my wielder beast. You gotta say stuff
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: like that. You gotta just get it out, you know.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Let me quack quack on that duck. Yeah, you know,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I just got ways that you can give it to it.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: Nothing. Let me milk your skittles.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: If you don't throw a candy in every now and then,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: it don't always have to be stuff like that.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Ah, you you my black monkey mama. You know, stuffy, you,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: my black monkey mama.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: You know you're being mild, but you're not really You're
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: you're keeping it as a Christian.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna crack that cricket.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: You know you don't really what you're just saying stuff
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: that could be understood, like the I'm gonna chase that cheetah. Now, okay,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: get on, Grenna chase the cheetah. Then, don't nobody got
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: to know what you're talking about. You know, you lay
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: down on my lion right now, Come on, lay down
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: on my lion.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: That's your hang of the junker. Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: See, you're able to talk vile to this woman with
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: with and then you could throw in like scriptures you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: will pass. You know, lazarev dead, but I ain't, you know,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: throw a little thor script.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Died, you know, that's all.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Drink some of this jungle juice, you know, jungle juice
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: they had that used to sell that at the.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Sevent eleven jungle juice, you know.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: And those are the things that he could say to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: her and still be violent, maybe keep his marriage together.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: So if I was a counselor, that's what I would recommend,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: because he likes talking dirty, and you just have to
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: use clean words that insinuate dirty thoughts and animal. I'm
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: very proud of that because I don't think he's gonna
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: be able to go back to calling this woman the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: names he been calling us because she talked about right now.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Because I can tell you right now, pastor talk is
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: so crazy to this pastor talk is so crazy to
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: this woman. I just do one in here, give me,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: just don't one in here.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, I'm gonna tell his stripes off, physic.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: Got it?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Get it like that?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, perfect. Look animals, that's how it is right there.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: You know, draft, Why don't you get on? Why don't
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: you get on some of this crop?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Could d?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: You just take your time and say it passed? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: you know, you know what I'm saying, you know, just
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: to kind of put it out there like that. Keep
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: it all animal. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: Right that you.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Well, there's nowhere to go from here.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: I'm fit to run up on you like a herd.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can leave it heard today.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: You don't think it's a lot of meat.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: Strawberry Letter Instagram at them. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: Man Now coming up at forty six minutes after the hour,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: we got sports talk with a nephew and for junior.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: Hey everyone, quick health question. Even though you're still thriving,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: still loving, still connecting, did you know your immune system
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: weakens with age. That's where vaccines come in. They helped
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: train and strengthen your immune response to fight off certain
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: respiratory illnesses like flu, new macaco pneumonia, RSV and COVID
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: nineteen this fall, ask your doctor which vaccines you need
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: and visit vaxicist dot com that's vaexsist dot com to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer. It's
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: time for sports talk. Juniors out, but Tommy is in.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: What you got, nephew?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time, you know we're gonna do. It's
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: time for pimping. It's time to get these uh to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: see who's gonna win these games. This week it was, yeah,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: what's up, pipy?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: You heard today?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Always Hey, what's up?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Ladies?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: What's hey?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: Pimping? All right?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Free now you've been you've been thinking about it. She've
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: been writing Halloween joke. I see it's on your mind.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Hesitation all right, The hesitation brings on participation.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: What's up, chocolate? No, Hey, what's happening? Happy Halloween?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: You see it?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: I said, you see it?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: All?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: The whole jacket that my whole suited, punkin skin.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: You've been a halloween up in here.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: The color orange and in the.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: Pockets is candles.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: So when I light them at ninety, I come, I'm like,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: what's up?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Baby? What we got All right, let's go Pepper. Let's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: get to it.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Here it is, Man, it is uh. Let's jump it
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: off with Chicago against Cincinnati. Oh, come on, Chicago, win
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: one for you boy. Okay? All right, town, it is
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Minnesota versus Detroit. Detroit all day. I can't ever pull
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: against the Lions.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Baby, I'm Detroit fellow, true city slippers, but always steal in.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: Man. You know what.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Carolina against green Bay? All green Bay, Carolina playing some ball, but.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: Deep you know time? Okay, I just said green Bay.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: He camp pints, Tommy picks l A. Chargers at Tennessee.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: The Titans can't win for losing when we're gonna Chargers. Baby,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Atlanta at New England, all Patriots. I hate that the
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Patriots gonna beat them.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: San Francisco against the New.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: York Jacks Frisco, all right, Indianapolis against Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, all
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: right on this one.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Denver against Houston, Denver, let's go blow through this. You
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: know what's having to stop?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Jacksonville against the Raiders, upset Jaguise.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: New Orleans against the La Rams, upset New Orleans. Visit
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: the one pipping Kansas City at Buffalo. The Pimp is down.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Let me think, Hold up, you got five that's a
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: hard one. Mm hmm.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Kansas City. All right, there you have it, Thank you, nephew,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Pimping.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: Coming up at the top of the hour, young woman
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: needs some advice after her mom misused her money.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: We'll get into it right after.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: This, My mama, dog.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: This is from Kaylee and Franklinton. Kaylee says, my mom
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: took money from my tuition for my tuition and got liposuction.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: My grandmother left me the money, and I begged her
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: to put it into an account for me. I was
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: only seventeen at the time, so she figured my mother
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: could manage it better than I can. My mom still
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: has a bad body, and I'm barely able to pay
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: for classes this fall. I'm starting to hate her, but
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: I know God wants me to always honor her. How
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: do I deal with what she did?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Well, well she did it. Now it ain't really you know,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: it's kind of hard.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: I don't know, and it didn't work. She says, she
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: really is a bad body.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: I thought she did like she I thought she her
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: mama was Finn.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: No, I think she has a bad Yeah, it's still bad. Yeah,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: that's what she's thinking. All right, that's where she's at with.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I told you to get it done in Chicago. You're
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: gonna fly to Brazil save you money. Okay, No, that's
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: a tough one.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I just look at it like this. You took the money,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: it didn't work out for you. Now you look crazy,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: and you're gonna be all right.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Life is hard, but life always hard. Yeah, you're
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: gonna be all right.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: You can can forgive her mother eventually, yeah, because that's
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: the only way she's gonna be able to move on
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: from this, right. Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you just just to tell you mom every
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: now and then you still look crazy.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: And just go to work, yeah, I said, And my
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: mom still has a bad buddy, and I'm barely able
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: to play for my classes this fall.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: All right, Yeah that's tough, it is, Okay.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: I have stole nothing from me, so I hold.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: No, no, all right, we have another one. Time for
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: another one. This is from Lauren and McKinney. Lauren says,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: I live with my husband like we're roommates. We go
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: and come as we please, but if he wants sex,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: I give it to him. This arrangement worked for me
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: as long as I could see what he was doing.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: But he removed all of the cameras inside the house,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: making me think that he's entertaining another woman when I'm
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: not around. We do still have sex, so how could
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: he justify cheating? Should I ask him?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Wow a minute, y'all got a relationship? Will you come
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: and go as you please?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: Like roommates, she says, he and if he wants sex,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: she said this arrange to him. Yeah, And she said
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: this arrangement worked for her as long as she could
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: see what he was doing. But he removed all of
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: the cameras in the house.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: I've ever been able to see what he's doing. If
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: you give him the freedom to come and go as
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: he pleased, he's going to take when he go, where
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: do you think he going.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Correct?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Not to the mall right, so you know, now he
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: done removed all these cameras in the house, and now
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: he got you thinking he having women at the house.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: But you done gave him permission to go and come
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: as he.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: Cleansed, she says. Should she ask him.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: You go ahead?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: Now he gonna lie, He's going to lie, Yeah, I.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Ain't taking no cameras out there, the cameras going.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: The shock.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Where did you? I didn't know who took him?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: How is she okay with this?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: I ain't seeing the cameras. We've been robbed.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: Somebody's stole the cameras. They still have sex, she said,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: whenever he wants it.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a lot of sex. I'm just gonna
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: tell you that right there. Yeah, yeah, getting cameras out
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: the house. What you got going on over there?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 6: They live like their roommates with their husband and wife.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: All right, Yeah, coming up, we'll have more of the
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  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: So Steve, it's Halloween and you're one of the most
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: popular Halloween costumes again. This year people loved dressing up
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: a jew. Remember when Tasha did it?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Carlo?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: At school?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: The Steve Harvey costume was a bestseller on Amazon this
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: year and for around sixteen ninety nine.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Here's what you get.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: You get, Tommy, listen up. You get a thick black
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: mustache with thick black eyebrows. You get a bald cap
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: head piece and a microphone.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: How does that feel.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: How do you feel about millions of people wanting to
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: look like you?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: I ain't got nothing to do with the costume.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: I'm not ready the benefits, no money off you. I'm
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: not mad at you for thinking that.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: You should be getting some money out that.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: Especially little kids. They love dressing up like you see Halloween.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: It's so cute when you say, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's cute. Yeah, I'm gonna do it next year. And self,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put my own out. You get what with
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: this outfit?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: And six?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: Okay you get?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: You get a mustache, a black mustache, get thick black eyebrows,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: you get a bald cap, you know, and a microphone.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now next year, I'm gonna do all that. I'm
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: gonna add lips and large teeth. You walk up to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: the door and you already smile.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Chirk erchie sorry coming up at thirty three minutes
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: after we will play around and would you rather right after.
• 1:18:27
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  Speaker 4: It's time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather sleep in a casket or would you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: rather sleep in a cave full of bats?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Casca kills out here. I'm gonna beat myself half to death.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: The basket gonna come out of that night, and then
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: they gotta come back in the morning.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Now pretty bad in this cash?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay?
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather have your car get in.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: That cask and to sleep on my side?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: Though I'm not fidding you're on your back.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna lay on the side.
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather have your your car egged or have
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: your entire yard toilet papered? You know how they do that?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: Your car egged or your yard toilet paper?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: The car? Oh my car?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, egg.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the egg ain't gonna hurt. It's gonna egg this
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: cop toilet paper like y'ard.
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  Speaker 3: Man all begin and the trees and they I'll be
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: trying to get toilet out there now, all right?
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather hang out with a vampire or hang
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: out with a were wolf?
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  Speaker 4: Which one?
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  Speaker 3: I guess. I'm gonna hang out with the vampire. Why
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: did I trying to me? Why act?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Shure?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: Why not hang out with the were wolf?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: What's wrong with the werewolf?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Looks sound like I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Both of them will bite you can bite you.
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  Speaker 3: That's what. Yeah. But I can whoop the dragon. I
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: can whoop dragon. You're gonna catch hell with it if
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: we knock his tea back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Dracula, you cannot Dracula.
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  Speaker 3: I fight drackly. He just regular person. Woo.
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  Speaker 6: But they have superhuman strength, don't they? Vampires?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: What you're use? I haven't talked to a Dracula in
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: a long time.
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  Speaker 4: Garlic garlicampire?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather be lost in a graveyard or in
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: a dark forest.
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  Speaker 2: Graveyard? I can see the street from the graveyard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I be lost in that graveyard. You can get out
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: of that. You lost in that forest? You fit do
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: some days?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's pretty scary, all right?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: Would you're singing a vampires.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: I've been lost in the cemetery looking for people's toombs
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: at night.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Not a night though, No, not a night.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, all right.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: I lost. I went to see my boy one time,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: got lost. I just went on home.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: You left him there? No, that's today's now. Would you rather.
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  Speaker 6: Coming back? We'll have our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 6: We'll close out the show with the one and only
• 1:22:12
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  Speaker 4: This is Kim Whiley.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is David Allen Greer, and you are listening
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  Speaker 6: All right, guys, here we are our last of the
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: day on this Halloween Friday. Happy Halloween if.
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  Speaker 7: You Shirley, Happy Halloween, Celitate.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the top three as far as popular holidays holidays.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a major top three.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's real.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: Of Valentine's Thanksgiving Halloween, Steve.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: People love Halloween. It's the costumes. Yeah, it's a dressing.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Christmas Thanksgiving.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: No, it's not bigger than Christmas. No, it's up there.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: We're just saying it's high.
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  Speaker 7: People, even adults get into it with the parties and
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 7: all the decorations.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: Have you seen people's front yards with all the witches.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Got white punkins with black crows on the.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: People love it.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: They love whe Now is Marjorie dressing up for Halloween?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: Y'all?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: Dressing up? You you participating?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Papa? I shall hold.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good question.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: What what do you think?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: What should we each be dressed as for Halloween? See
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: thing of a costume.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Monica should go as a professor. She thinks she knows it.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 6: But she's going as a cheerleader.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: She doesn't need to be no chi chill, She's.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: Going as a cheerleader.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: New days gone.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 9: No, they're not.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: She can still fit in the costume.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: All right, she's.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: What should Tommy wear? What kind of costume should Tommy wear?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: Today, here we go as a can of corn?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 6: A can of corn? Get it from I don't get it?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: And then if I don't get any be but but dude,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: be a can a jolly green giant corn.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: Oh so you want him to go with jolly green giant.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Now go as the can of corn. You have a
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: picture of the jolly green on the cane. That's the
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: only way he's gonna be talking.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, you asked him, No I got an answer. I
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know how.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: I wasn't going even I took him a minute.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: Okay, what should Yeah? What's your carlor go at?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Did you know?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: I get into it?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Made?
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  Speaker 2: You should go as well? Orange just the new black.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Get you an orange jumpsuit for the silk.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 7: Got be a cardinal because you got criminal element all
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 7: that's all.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: You and Shirley go.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: Together and surely go as a white woman of the
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: blue blush. Surely should go as a white woman.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: Got that white and criminal? I don't know.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: And she gonna walk you up to the door caller
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: in cuffs.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Oh no, uh uh, I don't like this.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: I want a new I'd like to see the three
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: of y'all in in Hooters waitress house.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: That would be good, would you now? No? Would you.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: Mon?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: Where're they going?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: It went?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: We like to see you as Jayleen Hurts, but here
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: we are. Yeah, okay, so see, yeah, what would you
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: go as? Everybody dresses up as you? We talked about
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: that story a little while ago.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, who would I go as? Let's see.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: What have you been in the past? You dressed up
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: as Herman Monster.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go with Steven Ain't Smith? What go
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: and see how long you take me to get my
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: whooped at depart?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: Put my head.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: This is how I'm gonna see how I look right now.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with my head, says on. Yeah, see
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: where my head and that that's gonna be my hairline. Everybody,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk real aggressive.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: Well, Halloween is going to be fun.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 7: I bet you like in cities like New York, you
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 7: know they real l a you know, all the c
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 7: really get into of course, they get into.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 6: It everywhere, but uh huh, especially especial.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: But it's if you think a Trump that a lot
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think a lot. Yeah, I think
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: so too.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of people will dress.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: They might need a do over in the costle. Right, yeah?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 6: Did he did he come out recently and say that
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 6: he changed his mind about the third term.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: Running? Flips?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: Now he's saying now that he's not going to run
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: for a third term. Did you guys somewhere Yeah.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, no, man, he gonna go and
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: draw all that money he'd have made.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because yeah, he.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Gonna pardon hisself. Yeah, he's gonna pardon himself and then
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: he gonna go and spend all that money.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: He can make.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: All right, we gotta go.
• 1:29:14
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