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Halfway To Work, Hair Etiquette, Back To Church, Too Much Lip Gloss and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming bus things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good Steve har Stey, don't join jo. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn arm. You gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Got to turnmout to turn turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby, I shall well a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now
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  Speaker 1: one it only Steve Harley got a radio show. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you today about success. But
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about it like I
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  Speaker 1: usually do in terms of a principle of it, but
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you about it. And
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to my daughter about it. I've talked
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  Speaker 1: about my son in law about it, talking about it
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  Speaker 1: with all my children, and I'm really starting to express
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  Speaker 1: it to them now because I'm talking to a wide
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  Speaker 1: range of people constantly. But I want to share something
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  Speaker 1: with you. If you have any aspiration of being successful,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to realize, starting right now, the effort
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  Speaker 1: that is going to require. And that's why I think
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  Speaker 1: it stops a lot of people I think a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people are never told or don't understand the sheer
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  Speaker 1: efforts that it takes to become successful at anything in
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  Speaker 1: any area of your life. If you think that doing
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  Speaker 1: your best is enough, that I got news for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's not. Well, Steve, What if you've done your best, though,
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  Speaker 1: and your best ain't good enough? Well, let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you that same question. Hold on. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: be successful and you've done your best and best isn't
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  Speaker 1: good enough? What you through? That's it? But Steve, it
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  Speaker 1: was my best? No no, no, no no. It was
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  Speaker 1: the best you had at that time, in that particular day.
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  Speaker 1: But tomorrow add something to it. You've never done everything.
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  Speaker 1: There is no you can't go no more, you can't
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  Speaker 1: add no more. I've seen marathon and runners end up
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  Speaker 1: crawling across the line. I've seen triath line people man
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  Speaker 1: just staggering in the street and didn't want nobody to
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  Speaker 1: help them because they knew that would disqualify them from
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  Speaker 1: the race. You got more? Have you ever dipped into
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  Speaker 1: your reserve tank? That's what we're talking about now. See
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  Speaker 1: all of us have a reserve tank, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: you know, on my ranch, I like to ride four wheelers.
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  Speaker 1: I have all terrain vehicles, and all of them have
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  Speaker 1: a gas tank on it and a gas tank and
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  Speaker 1: most of mine, let me see all of them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all of them have gas tank needles on them, and
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  Speaker 1: it lets me know when I get down towards eat
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  Speaker 1: there's a little lane that's read that lets me know. Okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're in the danger zone. Now you're riding into the
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  Speaker 1: lowest part of your tank. But if I keep riding
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  Speaker 1: and I forget to get some gas in there, guess
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  Speaker 1: what when it runs out of gas. All of my
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  Speaker 1: all terrain Ville, all of them, Honda, Polaris, all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the makers. There's a button on the gas
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  Speaker 1: tank itself that I can click and it says reserve.
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  Speaker 1: That means they know that for the hardcore riders, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna ride somewhere and they're gonna get themselves in a
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  Speaker 1: situation and they're gonna run out of everything. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: run out of road, they're gonna run out of gas.
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  Speaker 1: They've prepared because they know for the hardcore rider, every
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  Speaker 1: hardcore rider needs a reserve tank. And so there's a
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  Speaker 1: button that you can click on the gas tank that
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  Speaker 1: clicks it into a reserve, and it will give you
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  Speaker 1: about fifty miles or twenty miles worth of gas in
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  Speaker 1: that Now, guess what in that reserve? That may be
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  Speaker 1: all you need to get you to where you're going,
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  Speaker 1: or get you back to safety so you can refuel.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell me you've done your best. When your best,
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  Speaker 1: don't hut it what you're gonna do. See when best
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  Speaker 1: is possible, then good enough ain't enough. See that's good enough.
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  Speaker 1: But if the best is possible, why would you not
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  Speaker 1: shoot for that? And you you are all capable of
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  Speaker 1: making it. But you've got to change your mindset and
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  Speaker 1: realize the effort that has to be put forth in
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  Speaker 1: becoming successful. You've got to do it relentlessly, over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over and every day. I try
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  Speaker 1: to do something to progress my life for the better.
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  Speaker 1: I try to do something every day. I wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day with the plan. Some phone calls, some meetings,
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  Speaker 1: some some some interviews. Something man that's going to advance
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  Speaker 1: and move the brand forward. Because here's what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: You are Let's say you reach your goal. Let's say
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  Speaker 1: your goal is to make one hundred thousand dollars. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. Listen to this. When you
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  Speaker 1: make the one hundred thousand dollars, you can't go nowhere
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  Speaker 1: and go on vacation and put your hand behind your
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  Speaker 1: head and say I made a hundred thousand dollars. Guess
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  Speaker 1: what you got to do? You got to find a
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  Speaker 1: way now to maintain that one hundred thousand, to keep
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  Speaker 1: it coming in. So you can't just get there and
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  Speaker 1: stop and rest and whoa. It is harder to maintain
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  Speaker 1: your success that it is to get successful. See let's say,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me show you this. Supposed it takes
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  Speaker 1: you five to eight years to find a way to
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  Speaker 1: make fifty thousand dollars. Let's say it takes you five
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  Speaker 1: to eight years to find a way to make an
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  Speaker 1: extra fifty thousand dollars, and you finally, through work and effort,
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  Speaker 1: you get to the fifty thousand dollars. More. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: it's only just begun now, because guess what, in order
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  Speaker 1: to keep the fifty coming in, you got to duplicate
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  Speaker 1: what you did to get there. And then, oh, here's
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  Speaker 1: what you're going to have the audacity being a human being,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna want another fifty because you're a human being,
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  Speaker 1: because you gotta have something else to shoot for. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna want another fifty. Well, now, I guess what
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do Now, Now you gotta do what you
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  Speaker 1: did before, plus you gotta come up with something else.
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  Speaker 1: Then after that you're gonna have the audacity because you're humans,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna want another fifty. Says how this works? And
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  Speaker 1: see that that's that that's the importance of your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God because you're gonna constantly need it and ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever a point where you're gonna be through needing it.
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  Speaker 1: But there ain't gonna become a point in your life
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  Speaker 1: where you're gonna through. Won't through, be through, won't nothing
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  Speaker 1: unless you just gave up. And if you don't gave up,
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  Speaker 1: who wants that? Come on, y'all, this is going to
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  Speaker 1: take quite a bit of effort, and if you think
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  Speaker 1: it will come to you any other way, you're sadly mistaken.
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  Speaker 1: Because of all the successful people out I know that
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  Speaker 1: the effort they put out on a daily basis is daunting,
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  Speaker 1: and I think that the average person just doesn't understand
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  Speaker 1: the requirement of time and effort that it takes to
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  Speaker 1: get that and willingness to put it out. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: cut a lot of monkey business out your life. All
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  Speaker 1: that hanging out, all that late and all that club
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  Speaker 1: and all that drinking, all it. You gotta cut a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of monkey business out to be successful. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you're planning on being successful, get up early, stay
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  Speaker 1: up late, work, try, think, meet, greet, smile, attract. It
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  Speaker 1: takes a lot, let's go, but you can do it.
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  Speaker 1: God is pressed to passing out blessings all day long.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you not in line for yours? I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you right now, I want everything God got for me
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  Speaker 1: because what he's shown me so far? Who if he
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  Speaker 1: got some more? Man on man, how good is God? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, boys and girls. Man have
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  Speaker 1: your attention please today's show it's dedicated to all paltry
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  Speaker 1: employee Churches, KFC, Popeye, al Poo, Local and Tropical, didn't
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  Speaker 1: Light That's Florida, things like oh and wing Stop even
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  Speaker 1: though they don't do four chicken parts. You are in
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  Speaker 1: the paltry distribution. Big congratulations to all of you today.
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  Speaker 1: We're dedicating today's show to all paltry employees of all kinds.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you for the joy that you've given
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  Speaker 1: up he was gone. Thank you for the motivation, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for the way I feel sometime when I'm driving
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  Speaker 1: down the street and I see that sign. What it
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  Speaker 1: means to me. This is for the chicken lover in you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is for the wing This is for the wing
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  Speaker 1: in you. Dude, dude, this is the This is for
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  Speaker 1: the wing in. You will make a song out of it,
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  Speaker 1: because that's that's my soul. Boy. We are authentic soul.
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  Speaker 1: Bro song right at we go right in it, name it,
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  Speaker 1: sing it, but we deeply name first and sing it
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  Speaker 1: so committed love soul, you would never let it die.
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  Speaker 1: I have no reason to buy a new Seaton name it,
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  Speaker 1: sang it. That's deep right there. No no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: reason to buy a new Kill playing albums downloaded nothing
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  Speaker 1: now the man five little sing in the middle with
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  Speaker 1: little Thing with the little Man. I just downloaded common
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  Speaker 1: Commodores and follow Yeah, what's your favorite commodores? Jam? It
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  Speaker 1: may sound funny, man, I just can't make the pain.
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving you to my room, seems to me. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: you know I done? Oh I can't And every damn
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  Speaker 1: you see your big stone that I buy room. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you know about that? Jimmy WAMIs my favorite commodore
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  Speaker 1: song nos one maybe just the food Dream. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't care m because I know my halfpenes suway somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm searching for that seal line Cris runs that I
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  Speaker 1: never see. I wish the Whey Bake call coming up?
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  Speaker 1: Something funny? They who coming up? You don't like you're
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  Speaker 1: listening show? All right, Stephen, the guys. This is This
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  Speaker 1: is a segment Jay wrote called your halfway to Work.
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  Speaker 1: When you realize things happen to you, get up, you've
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  Speaker 1: been there, You get up, you you got your clothes on,
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  Speaker 1: and then you realize you half way to work? You good?
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  Speaker 1: Were you? Sometimes you pulled up at work, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: you realize, wow, you halfway to work and you realize,
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  Speaker 1: damn this Saturday, you should be going that way. You
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  Speaker 1: were going that way so so often. Man. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't been halfway to work. I didn't been halfway to
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  Speaker 1: work and realize my phone was on my nice things.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't call and say I just ain't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: I will be late to go back. Didn't get this
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  Speaker 1: phone half at home? Yeah, you can't leave your phone out. No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't leave your phone. No, you are our radio
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  Speaker 1: show for four hours. You no sitting on this radio
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  Speaker 1: and that phone just out there anywhere. Yeah, it's not anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just say this color. If he don't go
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  Speaker 1: get that phone, he can't do the next day. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got it. He got to go get that phone.
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  Speaker 1: You half way to work? Uh huh. I turned the
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  Speaker 1: third round. I'd have left the baby at the house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, left the baby on the phone. Remember
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  Speaker 1: I was saying my mom, I was working. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna kill me because I was halfway to work. One time,
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  Speaker 1: I realize I'd have left the front door wide. People
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  Speaker 1: just blob by looking in the house. His one, You
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  Speaker 1: all dressed up, and you look down right, you got
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  Speaker 1: your towel on you jacking him? You look down, you
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  Speaker 1: still got on your pajama pants. Rest. What is going
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  Speaker 1: on with my life? Man? You have way to work?
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  Speaker 1: And then realized I didn't brush none of my damn.
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  Speaker 1: What is this I'm smetting that? Damn? It's me, it's me,
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  Speaker 1: It's me, hey, jemmy. Uh. I would have been halfway
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  Speaker 1: to work and then realized when I get to work,
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  Speaker 1: I would have to borrow some money. My dad was
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  Speaker 1: imnna have to borrow from somebody. Yeah, somebody I got
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  Speaker 1: wanted to kill you. This was back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: I've been on my way to work and forgot that
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even go home that night. Oh you didn't
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  Speaker 1: check in? Some people looking for what mean you didn't
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  Speaker 1: do I just had to go to work from where
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  Speaker 1: I walked. You never made it back home. No, I
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  Speaker 1: love it, love it. Yeah, you had way to work
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  Speaker 1: and you realize I had this on yesterday. You're a
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  Speaker 1: good night joke. That's house the night before, and you
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  Speaker 1: knew you. I have told I told my ex wife
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  Speaker 1: that I fell asleep at the jaw in the parking
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  Speaker 1: lot and Jeff woke up and went on back into
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  Speaker 1: the way. I was so tired. I was so tired.
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  Speaker 1: I was so tired. Yeah, I've done that. It'll be
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  Speaker 1: halfway to work and realize it's Sunday. Yeah, but can't
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  Speaker 1: you listening to the jokes? Yeah you got one union. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been halfway to work and realize I don't even
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  Speaker 1: work here no more. I drive behind him to a job.
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  Speaker 1: I quit. I've done that. I don't even work here
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  Speaker 1: no more. It's out of heaven. I'm going back, Julia,
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  Speaker 1: I did this. I didn't drove halfway to work and
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  Speaker 1: decided halfway I'm quitting to ye, I ain't going back,
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  Speaker 1: just immediately slowed down. Why am I rushing? I'm waiting
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  Speaker 1: to quit today? You're gonna quick today? Oh how about
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  Speaker 1: this one? How about just't you halfway to work? You're
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  Speaker 1: driving right, you look down and you say to yourself,
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  Speaker 1: I am not gonna make it all day in these
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  Speaker 1: new shoes. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. Happen.
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  Speaker 1: You gonna quit take these? Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: need a butcher knife so you feel bad out my feet.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do it. You ever got halfway to work?
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  Speaker 1: This ain't really funny. It's just true. You ever got
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  Speaker 1: halfway to work and realize you don't like what you
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  Speaker 1: got on? Oh? Yeah, yeah, because your whole day will
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  Speaker 1: be messed up if you don't like what you got on.
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  Speaker 1: You got to feel with man. Yeah, you ever put
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  Speaker 1: something on and had to just tug on it all day? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Just be pulling on it. Yeah, you gotta sit a
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  Speaker 1: certain way for it to look just right. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: an uncomfortable feel. Now have you gone back home to
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  Speaker 1: change at No? No, I'm gonna go back. Oh ain't
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  Speaker 1: gone back, but you gotta go back. Get that phone,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Dodd, Okay, yeah, at the hardy household that everybody? Hi, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: my wife has my coat, you know, my wife, dog,
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  Speaker 1: my kids, my assistant, got the cold on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Deeply in love you are, ye, deeply in love. I
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  Speaker 1: love seeing love la bless you though, man, see that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff. I just ain't doing nothing ignorant. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Supposed to be a limit at one point.
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  Speaker 1: Damage supposed to be a cut off point. Who says that?
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  Speaker 1: Who said that the lord who was starting the lord
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  Speaker 1: put no cut off point on the lordly suggested companion.
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  Speaker 1: Well Tommy, well Tommy's at that fifty year mark. So
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  Speaker 1: you say the time, Paul, Doc fifty fifty really too late.
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  Speaker 1: But it's really time, man, because you have a hundred.
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  Speaker 1: You probably got less left than you ran off your
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: racist ladies. Jim will be back. You're listening morning show
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: trying to run that frank black trimper casket triple casts
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  Speaker 1: look around the room when heation, well, I need confirmation
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  Speaker 1: from somebody to triple cast run that cat triple cast mortuary.
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  Speaker 1: Help you are you Calvin? How you doing? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. UM, I'm calling. We've got
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  Speaker 1: somebody that has passed actually three people passed away. I
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that, man. It was kind of expected,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, it wasn't something that caught us off guard.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, but all in all, you know, we're
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  Speaker 1: still grieving about losing our loved ones. But but I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to give you all a call. We're trying to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: um pick a particular funeral home on who we want
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  Speaker 1: to um take care of. Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we can definitely help you with that. And uh, once again,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to to you know, just let you
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  Speaker 1: know that we can pretty much do the whole game
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  Speaker 1: that we can make sure that you're need to take
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  Speaker 1: and from you know, from from now on, UM we're
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  Speaker 1: here for you, showing to get that out. What is
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  Speaker 1: your main need? You said, three people? Sir? Yes, yes, yes, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys
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  Speaker 1: customize caskets yes, we do goal plating, uh engraving. We
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  Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the
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  Speaker 1: picture of the person on the outside like a semi
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  Speaker 1: gloss coating a couple of hours. Yeah, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't need that all. No goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: What I want to do. Is it any way that
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  Speaker 1: you could maybe uh customize a casket that can accommodate
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  Speaker 1: three people? Um uh? Yes, like we we can. We
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  Speaker 1: can customize each individual casket for each individual. No, no, no, no, Calvin,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't want to ask. What I'm saying is if
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  Speaker 1: I want to like like I like I said, d
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  Speaker 1: my could they was all close? You know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a problem with all three of them being in
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  Speaker 1: the same casket. I get you, um uh to you know,
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  Speaker 1: to my knowledge is as far as I've been in
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  Speaker 1: this business, I've never uh. I'm not really sure we
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  Speaker 1: can actually do that. I mean, I mean, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: but what's the problem if we can get them all
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  Speaker 1: in there? And well, sir, I mean I think that's
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  Speaker 1: a I don't even think if for one, it's legal
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  Speaker 1: in this state or any state, three people in one casket?
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  Speaker 1: Um and ethics wise, I Uh, that's not really something
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  Speaker 1: that how can I say that? We actually, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but if you customize in a casket, Calvin, then you
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  Speaker 1: ought to be able to put as many people in
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  Speaker 1: there if you make it deep enough and wide enough.
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  Speaker 1: Ought to be able to get three people in there? Right? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the customization is is the outer side of the casket.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe you know some people even put TV screens
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  Speaker 1: on the inside or some of their is they're their
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: loved ones, memorable mementos. We customize it for that, you know, colorwise.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: So what about when when is a person real big
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: h you know, a heaving said person, you know you
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: got to have a casket that can accommodate them, right, yes,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: But okay, so so you ought to be able to
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: put you ought to be able to put three people
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: in one casket if they can fit, if you put
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: two one way in one the other other way, then
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you ought to be able to have all three of
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: them in there at one time. Um, is there anybody
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: else around you and your family that can help talk
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: with me about this? I'm talking right now. I'm trying
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to get I'm trying to accommodate my cousins and get
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: them straight and I'm asking you can we get them
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: in a casket. That one casket that's can accommodate three
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: people if you put two pillars on one end. One pillars.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: That's not something we're really that ain't just used to doing, Calvin.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: But I'm calling you telling you that's the way I
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: want this customize. Man. All right, brother, look brother, brother,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: just just chill out with customs, all right. So we're
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: trying to get three people. I have a standard plan,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: it'll be a low end standard plan for three individual caskets.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: We ain't gotta we all have enough money for three
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: for one casket. We just need to big enough, man,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: so you could get everybody in. Then close the dough.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not. I don't want to go
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: a time. Then go. You ain't gonna go back and
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: forth with me. Buildings to our knees. I can bear
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: my family. It's I don't really know what to tell you, sir,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: But I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying. Won't
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you tell me you're gonna get three people in the
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: casket looking good. We cannot do that. You houting that. Man,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I'm the one going through bereathing. I understand that. But
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you are, you're you're, you're using foul language. We can't
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: do it, brother, you hear me not not. That's no
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: hold on my cousin. Them said they wanted to use no, sir, No, okay.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Let's look. I'm look may man, y'all gonna bury these
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: three people and you're gonna put all three of them
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: in the same damn casket. Man, two two on one,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: one on one end and one on the other. One. Man, sir,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: if you're drinking, just ain't nobody to let me tell
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: you something. Man, let me say this to you. Your
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: name Calvin, right, yes, yes it is okay, so Calvin, Calvin,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: let me say this to you. Either y'all gonna bury
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: my cousin is the way I want it, or Calvin,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get your who you're talking to up. That's
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: what's going now. Now, Now that's it, right there, sir.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to be as professional as I can
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: this whole conversation. It's as crazy as it is. But
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: now it ain't nothing crazy about no, no, no, no, no,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I told you I want you to bury my cousin.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Come on down here. I got some place to put
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: your body and your cousin's body. How about that? Huh? Yeah?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Because you you know you don't You don't sound too
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: damn confident. You don't sound too confident. Calvin, I'm gonna
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: this ain't the place and I'm not the one you
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: will be in the ground messing with us. Matter of fact,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: if you come here, I'm you up. How about that? Okay, Calvin, Okay, Calvin,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Calvin, me and Tommy gonna
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: be down there to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Who's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Harvey Martin Show. Baby, you just got prank. Calvin's yo, y'all.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Have me ready to hell, y'all. I just want to
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: lose this Reginald. That works. Yes, I'm I'm gonna Reggie.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You bet watch with you drink, you bet watch with
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: your I'm on your to revenge. Man. Hey, cal forgive
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: me this. Man. What's the baddest and I mean the
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Man. You know, it's
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all, y'all got me,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: got me, got me feeling me? Antybody feeling me? You
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: know I am Tommy. Anybody feeling I'm not feeling, trust me.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It's some people right now they can have a trump cast. Yeah, okay,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: each other. I like that too, Tommy. It's hidden, hidden
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: shoulder all the way up. All right, more of this
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, guys, Jay,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: what is this Steve time of y'all know, Look, we
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: don't hate on people who have hair. We don't hate
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: because we don't have here. But it's just there's some
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: hair rules out there that you got to abide by.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: That's all. Hair rules, hair rules that you need to
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: live by, even though you have here. Like, for instance,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: if you got an affro, that's nice, but people should
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: be able to go to the movies and see around
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: your aufro. That's all. You can't block them four or
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: five people seeing because of your alfro. That's all I'm saying.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Time you got one man, oh man, I want to
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: disagree with that one before we go too far into this,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: because this my throw. And if you want to not
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: get blocked, you need to get to early, get seat
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: of your choice, you know. But then the afro come.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You're taking up too much. You'll tell you ain't nobody
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: cutting the afro back. No, damn way. I packed it
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: froll for you to see it. See, I didn't pay
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the bad people talking hating on the afro. We're not here,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: not cause ball headed him and Tommy. But I'm the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: ball headed man. Speak up for big FROs, speak up
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: for this. This's the one that bothered me. You can't
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: have gray hair on your head and then a jet
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: black beard. You see what I'm saying. That that too
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: called just for men, It's made just for that husband too.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You gotta pick a color now, we need all of
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: it to be one. Yeah, pick one that both of them.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Damn it, that's all we're saying. Let go gray. That's
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: all some home hair boy. You got one else, I'll
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: tell your hair rule. I don't like. Come on, you
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: get you ain't never had waste, You're not fitning get wast,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: So stop brushing leaving bristles in my cort seat. Y'all.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know how hard you pressing down, dog, but
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: it's not coming. I don't know. I don't need to
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: know that one. You ain't getting whatever. Get weights maybe
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: talking and brushing, Yeah, but you're raising wristles. How hard
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: is you bristle scratching? Your scratching. Your white men do
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: comb overs where they take some of their hell off
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: the left side, growing long enough to white been over
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: on the right side to get a piers that they
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: have hand to talk um. Rule of hell. Black people
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: don't try that. Don't that is not for you. Ain't
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: no come over. Yeah, don't gonna part your hair and
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: then start brushing it all to that area. You're gonna
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: look like a fool if there ain't no left over.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Let me do this. Come look, look, your eyebrows are
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: not supposed to touch. I don't give you can steve
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: some you to brows. Go, Anthony David got me. You
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: look like a long line across your head. Okay, j
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: give me a space in between. Okay, Junior, give me
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: that brush you just head, give me that okay. If
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: your hair is the same grade and Kevin Durant, listen, listen,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do. I need you to get
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: it lowest possible and then get your brushing. I just
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I do. I need you to weep the brush with
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you when you come to the bench when they called
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: time out, grab your brush, grab your brush doing time out,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: wear around your neck and just tut your brush in
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: your shirt. It didn't come out. Come on, come on,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: moment next. Growing hair is wonderful. The ability to grow
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: hair is wonderful. But this is for men that's over
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: forty five. Growing it in yours and your eels. Man,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: say that, damn dog, Listen to me. I got a partner.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: You look up his nostril. It's just all gray. Hell.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Hey dog, they got a device that you can tweas
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: a man. It's a little electronic thing. Just go and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: get the nose. You get that hall out your ear
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: if you want to age yourself. Ill hell and nose.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Hell is the quickest thing that says to a woman.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: He's old as hell. Don't care first because they cannot
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: have hair in hell. Man. Yeah, yeah, okay, Jake, look ahead, Okay,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I can I speak to our white friends because we
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: do have white listens. Listen, let me tell you something.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: We're gonna let you wear braids. We don't care when
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: you go to Jamaica you want to braid your half
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: and jo yourself. Let the people make that money. But
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: as soon as you own your way back here, play
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: that play. You need to get that stuff taking that half,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: get between somebody legs between in a roll before you
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: and half. As soon as we hit to thousand feet,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: you need to be between somebody legs. Don't get the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: customs with this half. All right, we'll be back with
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening show. When you know it's time to go
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: back to church, it's time. You know when it's time
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: to the church. Okay, when you know it is time
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to take your butt back to church, somebody needs to
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: lay hands on me right like now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: how did I get here? When you wake up and
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you with somebody and you don't know their name, it
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: is time to sho who you talk about? Backsliding? Yeah?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: How long we've been laying Why I got handcuffed? Yeah?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Try to go back to children. You wake up and
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the bike box. You can't explain nothing. Who I'm doing?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Too much too much. You know. It's when you wake
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: up and you got her phone on what to hear?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: We why and it's backwards. You got the fun in
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the back and in the back part in the front.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: That's a crazy VI help me, a crazy visual right there,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: that it's time for you to go back to the church.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: When you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: starting to feel sometime, Yeah, you do something to me.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I never felt the way left it. You know, it's
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: dying to go back to the church when you see
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: bankmark on your behind and you don't know how they
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: got that. Yeah, you can't excuse me no, and it's
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: a man hand. It's pretty rough that what you got.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I tell you the way. You know, it's trying to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: church when your lights water and gave get turned off
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: the same day. You can't do nothing. It's time to go.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You know, it's time to go back. When you wake
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: up and your whole chest is period back. Time for
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: you to go back to church. You've been arguing with
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: this fine girl for I on ahead it trying to
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: convince her. It ain't no way y'all can be cooled.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: It's to go. We're not really cousins. Now, come on,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: how you figuring that we're ut down to the fifth
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: the fifth trying to go back to church. You know
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: it's time to go back to church when you wake
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: up with a tattoo that says Veronica and you don't
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: know that name. Run all right, we'll be back with
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: listening to you know, um, everyone has a rough day
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: from time to time. Can we all say that? Everyone?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Everyone across the board? Yeah, male, female, whatever, rich, poor,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: You know, we all have a bad day from time
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: to time. And most of us, you know, most of us, Tommy,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: most of us just put on a happy face, stuff
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: our feelings down and trudge through the day until we
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: can get home and drown our feelings in a glass
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: of wine or a bowl of ice cream or you know,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: our reality show whatever it is, you know, the floats
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: or whatever it is. Um, anyway, that's what we do.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: But a new study shows that where are we holding
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: it end? Okay, exactly this is we are cussing as
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: soon as somehow when you start cussing, you relieve all
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the world all walk out the way home da in
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: a glass of wine. Drown myself. Why can't cuss and
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: then get some wine later making me understand that? Or okay,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: but get neaked in your case. But a new study
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: shows that letting yourself be in a bad mood can
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: be better for you in the long run. Tommy, see
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you're right. Researchers from the University of California, Berkeley looked
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: at the link between psychological health and accepting your emotions
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: in thirteen hundred adults, and in three separate studies, it
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: turns out that folks who fought their negative emotions ended
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: up feeling more stressed than those who just embrace feeling
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: down and you know, accepting that they had a rough day.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: And they says, maybe if you have an accepting attitude
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: about negative feelings, you're not giving them as much attention.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And if you're always judging your emotions, that negativity can
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: add up, it can build up. So Tommy, you agree
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: appearing God, cussing as soon as something hell and get
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that all for you. Then go home, get Nikki, get
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: a glass of wine and walk around your house. That's
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: a stress reliever. I don't agree with holding all this
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: in and building all that up and it just get
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: just builds and builds and build and then you exc
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: now you in jail because you had too much tension,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: too much ye jail. Yeah, yeah, because you didn't let
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: it build up. But Tommy, okay, you do all that.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I agree with you because that is how you handle it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: But you hold grudges, Tommy, you don't let anything. I don't. Yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen you, not like not y'all. I ain't
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: got no grudges with y'all. No, but the people I
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: got grudged with, like my high school third grade third grag. Yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: well you should have took my crayon out of my box.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I hash for the brows back. I ain't have brown.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But when I see y'all, well I see Charles Gibson,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: it's still all. It does not matter, grag Charles. But
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: if you're listening, I have not forgot y'all. While I
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: thought Tommy was the only one on the show, Well,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I we don't have no family. We did, we worked,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: but now we cross me. What you will not get
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the chance to cross me again. You can't do my goodness.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of a word called what let
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: me think? Yeah, we've heard of it. We just don't
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: use it on I heard f R G I V. Yeah,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I heard what because Tommy, I know I just didn't
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: know that about you, Junior. Yeah, and I'm shocked. I'm
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: giving somebody sho. I'm very okay. Let's say this. Let's
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: say somebody took some money from Let's say five hunting.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Somebody got me on five hun Now, I'm through fooling
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: with this person. Okay, Okay, I'm through fooling with him.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I will try and speak to him when I seen him,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna keep it moving. Let that guy, let
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that go. Maybe they just really needed it and you
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: were there for them at the time and they didn't
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: know how to deal with it. But and you mess
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: over me, I'm to hell through with you. Yeah, you
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: can't do but I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna later,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: be no secret. I'm gonna tell you to the face
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I'm to hell through with you. And I'm a cancel
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: so I don't forget you know how he is coming.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I'm forgiving heathens, all right. I'm t hope you ain't.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: We'll be back after this, Okay. I'm a Leo and
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you guys are crazy. We'll beat don't you sat to
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: do with you. You're listening stry morning show coming up
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Write about four minutes
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: after it's my strawberry letter for today, subject my boys
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: can't be trusted right now though the nephew in the
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: building with today's praying phone call. What you got turn?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I got tombstone like the Tombstone? Okay, okay, it ain't
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the movie. It's me. It's a prank phone call. Call Tombstone.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's go, cat don't home. Hey, man, I
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: gotta we gotta problem with the steer home mode. Let
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: man's tro something dum. Y'allant to mess around and put
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: the wrong name on my anti tombstone and will is
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to day and we got a problem. We gotta get rectified. Man,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: y'all got hold hold on, hold on man, calm down.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: And first of all, what is your name? My name
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: is Richie Man. But y'all, I can't understand a funeral
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: home making these fund of mistakes. You know that don't
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: make no sense. I'm not gonna y'all even been in
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: the business to be doing something like this. So this
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: is a family business. We've been doing this forty plus years.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I don't making mistakes like this. Man, What's what what's
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: the problem, what's the mistake? What's what mistake do you
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: think we made? Okay, look, man, we're being my ain
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago. Her name is roset up. Okay, all right,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: where you spend our name is r O se t
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: t A. Y'all got r o z e t t
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: a n. She was bored tune to eight nineteen forty eight.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Y'all got August the six, nineteen forty y'all got the
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: dates mixed up. The y'all got her name mixed up.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: And when we're king to do as her, my ain't
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: are rifted in peace with the wrong stuff on her
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: thombstone com down right, and you can't getting at me.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I can't. There's no way I can help you getting
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: that me now. I mean the problem, damn man, I
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: could check the paperwork. I can check the paperwork and
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: see what the problem is. Now, if you gave me
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the wrong information, your family gave me wrong information, then
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: we just put down where we would get it. And
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: if we got to change something, we gonna change it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: But it's gonna cause you some more money, No, y'all,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: We're we're not paying another damn damn to that funeral
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: all not another damn damn the stuff gonna get changed
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: boom this damn tub sto, then we're not paying for none.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, is this I'm going I'm decided. I'm
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: saying we can help you out. I can help you.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: What if you gave me the wrong information? That's only here.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Why didn't do that? That's only you. We didn't give
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you the wrong with information. No, I'm gonna tell you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: this here you what's your name alone? What is your name?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: My name is Kendrick. Okay, Kendrick. Let me tell you something.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: If this don't get changed, body money, me and some
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: of my cousin are gonna come out there and start
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: digging up body, right, y'all not coming over here and
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: digging up nothing, y'all's my play. He would disrespect my
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: family and come over here. You're gonna get up what
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: we're gonna dig up some buddis. If you're gonna come,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: if you're don't get the wrecking problem of my hand Toomston,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be none of that. I'm not having
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you coming over here. We're gonna fix the problem and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: check the PaperWorks, and I'm gonna get back tickets. That's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: why I can do. But you ain't digging up nothing.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: If if y'all ain't six to three d Toomstone, but
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: if even if me and my cousin's coming out there
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: digging up some of them, damn dad, buddy. Until y'a'll
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: get this damn thing fix, I'm gonna be nobody coming
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: over there. I'm just hold on. See what I'm getting
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: excited to comment. Man, let me just talk to you
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: like a man. What I'm saying that you is that
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the family seals out the paperwork, pus the name in
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: the birthdate on there. If it is incorrect, it has
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: to be fixed. I have to call the man out
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: here to fix it, and that's gonna call some money.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I have to pay him. All I'm saying is, if
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect, it's
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: not the owners, and I might have to charge you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: a little extra money just so I can get it
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: taken care of. To get charge nothing. We are more money, man.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: We ain't getting no more money, Charney, we ain't getting
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: no more letna tell you. I'm gonna tell you one
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: more time, mister, Kendrick. If don't see a change, I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: ain't coming after this evening. And look at my anty tune.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: So I'm coming out there now. If the date and
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the name ain't fixed, I promise you so help me.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna store digging up but it and if your
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: answers out there, I'm gonna put you in one of
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: them home. I'll tell you what veget. You're not gonna
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: with me and no hole? Man, I like I say,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I try it. I'm trying to talk to you and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: tell you what the deal is and how we will
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: get this fix. Ain't nobody come out here and dig
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it up nothing? I I bet you I'm and I'll
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: put you If you don't fix then we're both going
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: in the damn hole. That's what's gonna happen. We're going
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: in because somebody I want to fix this run and
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: put the room you want to put the spill my
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: hand ruin everything. I don't even answer the damn Poe
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: and my uncle get explissiens resid reside fix nothing mean
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you yelling at each other, we mean we don't do this.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yelling at each other is not gonna fix the problems.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I still have to do a step here. I have
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: to look at this paperwork. When are you gonna look
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: at it? Then? Retheron? You keep yelling. I don't even
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: have time to you Gold with its paperwork. Every time
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I get really looking at something, you're yelling in my head.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I'm coming at monfu. I'm gonna come out till right now,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do. You know what we're to
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: come on there, I'm trying to talk nice to your
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: tell you what to I told you that this is
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: a fan of business. You dis respect me. You come
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: out here, you ain't no because when we both go
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to old days, That's what I'm trying to tell you,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: right Mark just me, you're not literal, but tad well
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you sho you need to You need to know them
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: on my way because they're guarantee you you're gonna chany
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring you. Then bring you ain't your cause
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: as the bigger bull setting hold. I'll just say when
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: they get rid of the saying the Kendrick on the tombs,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I miss, they're gonna span it wrong. Oh will then
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: come off. You ain't gonna cuss, I guess miss, And
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you, yes, you got to say.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, you're listening to me, Kendrick, what the you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: wrap the civil reside? We're going to say, this is
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: miss you tell me you just got drank by your
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: secretary with yo, your man, you tom me. I'm about
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: dat man Old being here today. Day I knew something
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: was funny. Oh man, you got me, But I was
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: gonna do the whole for you to day trying to dig.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you one more thing. What
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: in the land, the Steve Hardy Morning Show. How y'all
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: like that? You was I ignanted? Is what I want
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: to know most? De play too? You know? You know what,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: as long as you see a touch of stupid, that's
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: all that matter to me. It's more than a touch.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: But okay, okay, touch. We wouldn't be discussing this way
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: more than is it a drop or touch? Which one is?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Is it a dropping stupid or a touch? Which one?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Do you think it is? All I'm saying is I
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: just want to make sure that I made you proud
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: with my stupidity. Wow? Did I do your uncle? I'm
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: talking about my uncle I've never been so quit asking us.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: You know, he never he never got you. Okay, okay, Jack,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait, you've never been proud
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: of him, Steve Well never never well when he got that,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: when he was the first black to get a degree
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: from the Texas A and M. He was kind of
• 51:54
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• 52:00
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• 52:05
  Speaker 1: to trademarket. I thought I was going to embrace that,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: but that was really a little a curveball. You think
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you ain't really whit me? Well, I know who is? Jay?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Tell me all the way? All right? Thank you that
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you uh. Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: subject my boys can't be trusted. Wait till you guys
• 52:36
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• 52:40
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• 52:45
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• 52:48
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• 52:53
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• 53:12
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• 53:16
  Speaker 1: subject my boys can't be trusted. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: been worrying about my marriage and how my past actions
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: may threaten it. A few months ago, my friends and
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I went on a guy's trip. We always go on
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: trips together, and the wives got together and take trips
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: too well. While I was on the trip, I ate
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: good and drank a lot. We went clubbing, and since
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I love to dance, I was salsa dancing with the
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: ladies and may have been a little too close to
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: one particular lady that danced very sensually. I didn't make
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: out with her or anyone else, but my body language
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: was inappropriate for a married man. I enjoyed myself on
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the trip, but here is where my problems started. We
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: have a couple of guys in the group that gossip
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and share bits and pieces of our trip with their
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: wives or others. They also are all on social media
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: and have started recording videos and posting them on Facebook
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: or on Instagram, and this is causing problems. I'm not
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: on social media at all, but my wife and the
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: other wives are. I may have been caught in a
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: few compromising positions, and my friends don't even check the
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: videos or pictures before they post them. Again. I'm innocent,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: but I am enjoying myself while on vacation and should
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: not have to worry about my boys snapping pictures. The
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: wrong video and the wrong hands can impact one's marriage
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and career. I have told my boys that they are
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: breaking mancode, but once they start drinking, they all have
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: their phones out to take pictures. I want to enjoy
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: my vacations in peace. How should I handle this? Help me? Well,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you certainly sound like the adult, the grown own man
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: in this group for sure. And if what you're saying
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: is true that you didn't make out, meaning go all
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the way or sleep with any one of these women
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: that you were dancing with, that's good because you're right
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: posting pictures of you acting inappropriately and all of that
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: that could get you in a world of trouble, not
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: a good look for a married man. Your friends are wrong.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: They seem a little, I don't know, immature, I'll say
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: not because they're taking pictures and posting. I mean everyone
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: does that, but these are your boys, you know, and
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: you're right, you guys do have a certain man code.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I mean women have girl codes. We have that too.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just think your friends are wrong. I
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: think if your wife sees these pictures and sees you
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: in compromising positions, it's definitely gonna cause some problems in
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: your marriage. Obviously, she trusts you in the first place
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: to go on these trips and kick it with your boys,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: but posting pictures like these, that's gotta stop. I mean,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: even if you have to go so far as to
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: not go on a trip anymore with these guys, because
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: they can get you in a lot of trouble. I
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: just think next time, you know, if your wife will
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: let you go again, you guys need to set some
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: kind of ground rules. Leave your phones in the hotel rooms,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: you know, something like that, and get approval before you
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: post pictures. Nobody wants to be worried if they're on vacation,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you know, especially if you're not doing anything wrong about
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: posting pictures and people getting the wrong ideas, Steve, you
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: know this letter. To most men listening to this letter,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: this is like what this is like? Man? You did what?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Every man listening to this don't get it. There are
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: no men listening to this going oh yeah, yeah, I
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: could see that. Every man listening to this is going
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: what right? Let me you know, y'all take any boys trip,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: your wives take their trip. I bet you the wives
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: don't do that. I bet you don't see the wives
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: posting anything inappropriate. I bet you on one of them
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: wives trip, they probably went to a Chippindale show. How
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: almost I'm thinking. I'm just saying maybe they did, or
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: some burlesque show or something, a stuffing singles down in
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: draws and all this. Hell won't they probably did. That's
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: what y'all do. But you ain't gonna see it new
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: because women ain't stupid, because women are the slickest of
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: the two. Women know we're gonna do this here. Girl,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you bet not pull a camera out. So it leads
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: me to ask you this question, what kind of dudes
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: you got? I'm just real curious, man. Are you not
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: familiar with the phrase what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: You know where that slogan came from. Everywhere? They ain't
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: just talking about Vegas. What happened in Philly at the
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: All Star weekend? They need to stay in Philly at
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the All Star weekend. What happened down that Super Bowl
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: down in Miami and ninety five they need to stay down? Now.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Huh what happened when the All Star Game came to
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas? Huh that needs to stay down? Are you mad?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying what happened when the Kings of Comedy
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: tour it in DC at the w at the MCI Center.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: They need to stay down. What happened? I don't know.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying these things need to stay down. What
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: happened that night after showtime? And Depolo that needs to
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: stay down. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: a reference to everywhere. Now, let me say this about
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: your boys. You say it in the letter, but you know,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: once you get to drinking, y'all need to quit drinking, y'all.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Stupid ass drinking then took your mental capacity. All right,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: hang on, Steve, we're gonna have stupid as We're gonna
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: have part two of your response coming up at twenty
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: three after the hour. Subject of today's Strawberry letter, my
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: boys can't be trusted and we'll be back right after this.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letters. Subject my boys can't be trusted.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Damn shame here and your dumb ass all on social
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: media because your boys don't know how to react. So
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: here's what didn't happen. This dude go on this trip
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: with his boys, but they post stuff on social media. Now,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: he had a sauca club because he loved it dance,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: and he get with this girl and she just doing
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: some inappropriate moves, but he danced some way too close.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Come on, toe y' out there with your boys. You
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: by yourself. She up on you. What you're supposed to do.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: You can't punk out and don't go back. Excuse me?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: What if you're rubbing up against me? I got the
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: rub back. That's the man law. Yeah, you rub up
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: on me. I can't punk out er er er er
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You know you married, but you know what you got
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: to do. Get your hands on her waist and let's go. Now.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: You just sauca dancing and nothing happened. But your boys,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: these ignorant ass puppish you then went somewhere with it's
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: video and stuff and posted it. You know, Like I said,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. They didn't create
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: that phrase just for Vegas. That's what's happening in New York.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Stay in New York. What happened down now at the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: bachelor party, stay at the Bachelor party. All this women
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: do it too. What happened at the Chippendale Club? Stay
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: at the Chippendale Club. Women don't post stuff about each other.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: You know better. And here which leads me to this,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: your boys know better too. They ain't that damn young.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: How old are they? Well, I'm gonna tell you something, man,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: when you post, I don't care how drunk you are.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: It takes something to post. See, I don't even know
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: how to post. I had to high people to post
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: when I want something to go up. Yeah, because I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: don't even know how to post. So when you post
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: it take a little bit of thought. I don't know
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: if you drunk, if you can post or not. Maybe
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: you're that good at it, but then take a little
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: bit of work to post something. I think your boys
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: no better. I have a question how old are they? Now?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Here's the next statement I want to make. You need
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: a new group of friends, because if your boy is
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: doing this, you know you got some punk ass friends.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Can I just tell you that you just got some
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: punk ass friends? That's doing they dude like that. They're
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: so damn stupid they've got to post everything. If yeah,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: are y'all fifteen? But you're married though, so I know
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: you're grown. When people post something, it's intentional that who
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: you know saying, oh, I accidentally posted that. No posting
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: is a process, partner, You ain't accidentally. You intentionally post
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: when you post. So let me tell you something, dog,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you got some punk ass friends. I'm gonna just let
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: you know that you said that. Who you said that? Real? Though? No,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: for real, don't tell me you know that's how I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: feel on the real, Dog, you just got to tell
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: it like it is. And you're sitting up in the man,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: you're gonna mess your marriage up with these dudes right
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: here over nothing. I know where you had you at
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: the saucy club. You love to dance. She backing all
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: up on you. What you can't run? She backing up?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: You got to you got to get crowded. What's that
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: voice if he did decide to back up, what was
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: that voice you had earlier? Oh you, I'm married, You
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: get over me. You're pushing your boolly. I'm married. I'm
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: here with my friend. They're gonna post it. You stop.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: You stopped backing that thing up. You stop, you stopped
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: pushing up over me. I'm married, me and my friend.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Y'all stopped recording this. Put y'all camera down, cut them
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: lights off. They're gonna post it. Punk ass sitting up
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: in the hill. So now let's review. Your boys know better.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: All y'all need to quit drinking. What happens in Vegas
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: stays in Vegas. There's a cold. You've been to mess around,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: lose your marriage because you got some punk ass friends.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: There's an age limit to punk as friends. I lost
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: all my punk as friends at twenty six. Twenty six
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: is my cut off. That's real, dog, twenty six were
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: grown over half a lifetime ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: cut them all all my punk as. Now. I'd had
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: some punk ass employees that then PMP me and played me,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: but they weren't friends. I had one thought was my friend. Okay, Okay,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: post is intentional and you got some real sorry ass. Free.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: If I was you, I drive over whoever house posted
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  Speaker 1: and slapped the sugar out of his damn mouth. Hello,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about all out on the porch. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning. All right, Junior,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: it is time for truth be told. Yeah. Um, you
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  Speaker 1: know what. We've all been there. We've all been at
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: this one place where you got the one friend that's
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: in the relationship but he like, he don't want it, Well,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: she doesn't want it. They all. All the stuff they
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: talk about is how much they don't want the person. Yeah,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: this person hit, This is the person they don't want
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: to be with. No mo oh okay, Yeah, they don't
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: want to be the person of mobile. Every song come on,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: remind them of the person on it. Look. I just
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: want to let you know, dog, Dog, I don't even
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: want to be your friend be no mo truth be
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: told because I ain't got time, I ain't miserable, I
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: ain't upset. Yeah, I ain't hurt behind nobody right now.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: We can't go eat nowhere because y'all this was y'all's place.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Now we can't go We can't go out no mocause
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: this is where y'all used to hang out. It do.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just your friend. I ain't gonna spend six hours
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: of my day every time I talk to you. Her name,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: come up, man, go back and get her. Please, for
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: the sake of both of us. Now you got me
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: calling her asking what happened? Why y'all ain't together no more? Yeah,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: now I'm in the relationship because y'all can't get along
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: no more. Please tell me what is the problem. Because
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: this is good. It's going on too long. Let me
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: tell you what happens you. I come in the house,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I walk in the room. Here in the room, all
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: getting harder than I can hear the TV. Now I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: can't hit the TV no more because you and then
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: we're gonna lead. Then we ain't got to be together.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: What you're calling me for? Wow, I'm just going to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: say everything, all right? No, we cool man? You know
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: we just love. No, this ain't love. Love, don't holler
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: back in this ain't love right, Okay, I'm just saying
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be your friend no more. Just
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: find somebody else. That's all you got. There's plenty of
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: people out here. Just find somebody else. You ain't got
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: to keep go through this back and forth. Now, this
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: ain't say my relationship. Yeah, he messed around and then
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: broke up with somebody he really cared about. Now he missled.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Dudes do that all the time. But that's what I'm saying.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Just admitted. Yeah, just going back. Don't go back. You
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be hard for me. I don't even care. Yeah,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: you're not trying to make him saying, which I gotta
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: put the funk down because I hear all this north
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: in him, you and him? Then what you're doing? Fuck? Yeah?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Why why are you calling me? Don't call no more?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Then he hang up, called back, I'm sorry, I miss you.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I need Then I walked into the room. Does she
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: ain't working in any worth? Having no dog? Just calm
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: down so I could hear the TV. That's all I'm
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: trying to do. That's it, MA a matter of fact.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: We ain't got to be friends no more. Now she
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: wasn't why I'm calling her. I just want some peace
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: in the house. Truth. That's all your stuff is the truth.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Having people be doing this all the time and don't
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: no about to pay attention to it. All right, we'll
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: right after. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Time for comedy roulette now, okay, Jay, this is always
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: on you set it up, please him do this every week.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: You give us a subjects because you guys test our
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: comedy ability. Put five subjects on the wheel. Then the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: wheel wedge. Stop. We will do the damn thing. What's
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you got? What's you got? All right? Here we go.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: First subject, dang dog, while your pants so high too.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: It's all you can eat, but not at one time. Okay,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: here's number three. Dang girl, that's way too much lip gloss. Okay, no, no, no, no,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I'll take these personals. Okay. Number four, you need to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: just cut the rest of that hair on off playing
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: like that, all right? And number five that's not a
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: manly dog. That's not a manly dog. Dang girl, that's
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: way too much lift. Bloss. Let me tell, let me
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: slide this. You know you got on too much lift bloss.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: When I see you and I can see my reflection
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: and I'm thinking to myself, Lord, I wish I had
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: to squeege you. You know what I'm telling? Yeah, what
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: nip I don't really like seeing this, But I've had
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: this happened before. I've been in a situation if I'm
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: trying to kiss you and you gotta way too much
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: nip blos. We can't kiss because I keep sliding. I
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: keep sliding off your mouth because it's way too much nipplos.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Take some of this off, way too much, way too
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: much lip bloff. When you eat a chicken leg and
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: take one bite but the rest of the leg is
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: pink all around the leg, Come on, man, you gotta
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: take some of that down much. That's way too much
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: lip bloves. Man, you got on too much lip bloss.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: If it looked like slob, you can't tell that's too Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know you got on too much lip bloffs when
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: your lips is leaking on the flat right on the
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: side and just dripping down. One time fed on so
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: much red nip bloss. What I wanted to know I said, damn,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: who hit you in the mouth? Help? Yeah, you don't
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: just hit my girl? All right, all right, all right?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: You know you gotta way too much little gloves. When
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I walk in the room and everybody got your lip
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: blows on because you didn't kiss them, everybody wearing it. Now,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: that's a lot of gloves. If you talking and it
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: didn't look like somebody flashes on that too much? You know,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: you got on a lot of lip blow. When you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: open your mouth you make a bubble. It's a lot
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: of little cloths. That's a lot of I tell you
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: right now, you got on a lot of little clothes.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I look at you and I see flies trapped, little
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: stuffed up round your mouth. You didn't trap the bunch
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: of flat wild I say too much. You know you
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: wear too much liveloff. If anything we said and pissed you,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I'm a man. Why didn't tell them? That means you
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: know who you are? All right, Thanks, guys, always, all right,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to any guesses on
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: the word of the year, you know her Miriam Webster
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: The Dictionary reveals the word of the year. Any guesses
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: on what that word might be this year, we've said
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: it a lot, every tanglement a lot. That's a good,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: good one. Would you say, Steve, that's very close, that's close. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: yes yes. Pandemic. The word pandemic is not just technical,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: but it's become general now. It's probably the word by
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: which we'll refer to this period in the future. Other
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: buzzwords like quarantine, asymptomatic were runner up, runners up. So
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: there you go. Pandemic. Thought sugar honey iced tea was
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: real big, you got more words? What else you got?
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  Speaker 1: If you could describe this year in one word? What
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: would it be that you can say? Sugar honey, sugar
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  Speaker 1: honey ice is like blackish like sugar honey, sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced t t Yes, Okay, hey man, it's been like
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  Speaker 1: I've really had a blessed year. To be honest with
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: all jokes aside, I had a blessed year. I have
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: some struggles in it, yeah, but still standing man, And
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: I'm grateful. So it's the key, grateful, the key. More
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: of the Sea Harvey Morning Show at thirty three minutes
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this, you're listening show. When
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: you know it's time to go back to church, it's time.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: You know when it's time to go back the church. Okay,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: when you know it is time to take yo, but
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: back to church. Somebody needs to lay hands on me
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: right now. Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here? When
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: you wake up and you with somebody and you don't
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: know their name, it is time to go Who you
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: talk about backsliding? Yeah? Yeah, how long we've been laying
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Why I got handcuffed? Yeah? Time to go back to church.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: When you wake up in this bike box, you can't
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: explain nothing. Who I'm doing too much? I'm doing too much.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: You know it's back in that church. When you wake
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: up and you got her phone home? What the hell
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: we were? And it's backwards? You got in the back
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: and in the back, but in the front. That's the
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: crazy ye crazy visual right there. It's time for you
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: to go back to church. When you starting to look
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: at your boys grandmama and starting to feel sometimes, yeah,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: back to you. I never felt away left it. You
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to your church. When
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: you see spake mark on your behind and you don't
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: know how they got that yeah, you can't excuse me,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: you know, and it's a man hand. It's pretty rough,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: pretty way, you know what's trying to go to church? Actually,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: when your light's watering gay get turned off the same day,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: you can't do nothing. It's time to you know, it's
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: time to go back. When you wake up and your
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: whole chest is pierced, it's time for you to go
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: back to church. You've been arguing with this fine girl
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: for on ahead, trying to convince hard. It ain't no
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: way y'all can be closed. It's seven ago. We're not
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: really cousin's now, Come on, how you figuring that we
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: rut down to the fifth? The fifth? It's time to
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: go back church. You know it's time to go back
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: church when you wake up with a tattoo that says
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Veronica and you don't know that name. All right, Steve
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening show.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: All right, we are back, last break of the day.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Here is Steve. Just one more thing in our closing remark,
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  Speaker 1: I want to give you an analogy everybody that I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: came up with a long time ago about reaping the
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: harvest of your late I think that's what all of
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: us want to do. Well. Most folks I know don't
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: mind working. So if you work, you want to get paid,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: you want to reap a benefit. So growing up around
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: the farm with my uncle and my grandfather, I learned
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: some things about farming that I've applied to my current life.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share it with you today. If you look
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  Speaker 1: at yourself as a farmer, which we all are, we
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: are all trying to grow some crop that will one
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: day benefit us in selling at the market or being
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: able to have a big spread and eat and sustain
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: our life. That's how we look at it. But before
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: you can benefit from this, you gotta tell the earth.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell the ground. You gotta get out there
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: and you gotta turn that soil over and flip it
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: over to prime it and getting ready for plant. So
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: when you plant, you want to make rolls. So let's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: say you walk your mule down to the end of
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: the role with a plow attached to it. When you
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: get down to the in the role, you stop. You
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: gotta go back to the beginning of that role, and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: you're gotta start dropping seeds in the ground and cover
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: them up with your hand. As you go this is
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  Speaker 1: how you start the process to being successful. After you've
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: covered it, it takes a long time. This is not
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  Speaker 1: a day's process. Now I'm giving you something that happens
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: over years. You go back down to that row. After
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  Speaker 1: you plant all your seeds and you cover them, you
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: hook yourself back up to the plow, and you come
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: all the way down that role back to where you
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: started to make your second row. You want to hook
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: yourself from the plow and you go back up there
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: and you drop some most seeds in the ground and
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: you start covering them up till you're all the way
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: back at your plow, which is one row over from
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: the row you first started in. Now, when you look
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: at your road that you first started in, it's time
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: to start watering the seeds that you planted. And you
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: walk down there and your water water water, water, water,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: water water. You come back down to the beginning, you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: hook yourself up to the plow, and you start making
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  Speaker 1: your third row of seeds. You gotta constantly be plants.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: You gotta constantly be planting seeds. And when you make
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: that third row and you get down at the top,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: you go back to the second row and you start
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: watering that role. Well, by the time you get to
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: round row five or planting row one is starting to sprout.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: There's some crop coming up out the ground. And when
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: that crop comes out the ground, but you don't want
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: to do it's go over there and start eating it
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: right away because it ain't even came to fruition. It's
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: not full bearing fruit or full berried corn. You're just
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: gonna be eating stalks. So you gotta be patient and
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: let it grow so it can turn into something. Now
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: along the way you start making your other roles. You
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: gotta go back every now and then you gotta put
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: out pesticides because the haters is coming. You gotta put
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: pesticides out to protect from against the little haters, the
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: little people that's trying to eat your crops so they
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: grow up. Put some pesticides out. So you go down
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  Speaker 1: there and you keep plant your rolls. And you got
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: thirty rolls made, thirty rolls. You look down there, Roll
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: one starting to bear fruit. Now you can go down
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: there and you can start eating off a Roll one,
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  Speaker 1: But Roll thirty still needs to be tended to. Roll
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: fifteen needs fertilizing. You need water sometimes sometimes you gotta
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: cut them back. Sometimes you gotta walk back through your
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: crops and check for weeds. Have you high at somebody
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: or you allowed or relative or friend to infiltrate your plan,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: and they're now there just messing up your garden, digging
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: holes in and then knocking over your crops. You gotta
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: go back and you gotta d weed your crops. You
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: gotta get rid of some people because if you're not careful,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: they back the messing up what you to work for.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: And you just keep planting, rolling, just keep planting seeds.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: You just keep covering up with dirty You just keep
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: watering there. You keep going back and provide pesticides until
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: you look up and you got so many rolls, so
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: many rods, And the further you look back, there's more
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: crops coming about the ground. There's more trees bearing fruit,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: there's more corn stalks producing corn. And now you can
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: go back and eat. That's what they call fruits of
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: your labor. That's when you can go back and you
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: can start eating. But you gotta constantly tend to the
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: garden man, because the pesticides are always a problem. The
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: weeds growing up amongst your crops is always a problem.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: We are all farmers in life. We are all hoping
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: to reap the benefits now. Sometimes as a farmer, or
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: drought hits. Ain't no water. Sometimes as a farmer, a
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: flood come through. These are the things that happen in
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: life all the time. Because floods and droughts hit farmers,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: they don't stop farming. They know they got to start again,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: and they just do it because they understand that's the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: process of reaping the benefits of harte from your labor.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: They understand that. So farmers don't stop farming cause the
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: drop come. They run through the dry spell and they
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: just keep planning because they know the sun is coming up.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: They know that the flood's gonna dissipate, and they're gonna
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: have to be and then they'll be successful. Keep planting, everybody,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Keep tending to your garden, Keep guarding yourself against the
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: hats with the pesticide, Keep getting out the weeds out
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: your garden, tend to your crops. They will pay off
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: in the long run, because all of us, at the
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: end of the day, it's just a bunch of farmers
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: out of here. That's all it is. All right, y'all
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: have a great woe many just trying to keep your encourage.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Keep farming that I'm gonna do. Huh, you do that.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: So we've been to open up our own whole food
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: all that he just told you, and that's what you
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: got out of that. We're gonna open up. I mean
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: we've been against some trackers, I mean something. You know
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: what I mean? When yeah, and how many roads we
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