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Last time. I know.
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Latency will looky here now. What?
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I don't know. You were young.
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Mandy what? This is.
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Let me take a look at it. Looks like a gun.
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Yeah. Oh, boy, here we go again.
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Hannah, do you know what happened to him?
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Arisaka has been doing some stuff with a eyes.
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Using them to reprogram people by stealing memories.
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Yeah, scary shit. I was going to go ahead and
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download that. That real quick.
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So know we got your guy. Have you gone.
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Mad one's nice. All right Hannah you have your
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master back. I'm just need the vending
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machine and then we part ways has been so interesting.
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One downstairs. I got your vending machine.
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You're trying to find and as As the voice finishes,
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echoing. You stand there in the second
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floor of lab 19 with the knowledge that whoever's
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downstairs. Knows, you're coming or
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whatever. Stouts do yours.
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Do any of you know who that could have been?
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Maybe Kinda sure who less awfully suspicious there.
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Remy, what do you what do you had?
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Remember when we took Domino to arisaka and we went downstairs.
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And we saw that whatever it was with red eyes.
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Kind of saw those red eyes when I was hacking into the system.
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You oh yeah, I didn't. I didn't think of anything at
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first about it but, uh, after that.
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Yeah, this is something we can kill.
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What? Yeah, what, uh, I'm gonna need
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the old. It's an AI.
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It's a what? It's an AI.
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Do another one trees is crazy. You can't shoot and they are
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that's all. I'm having troubles with these
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things. How do we kill it?
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Put it on a thumb drive and step on it.
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There is no black or connection this deep into the city.
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If there is an AI down there, it's likely just like nine
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isolated to this base so you can't shoot.
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Is that what you're saying? It's Shootable.
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I don't think that this is the only connection that if it is a
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physical copy, but Sino did cut off Communications, right?
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Yes. Which means There Is No Escape
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to the outside passes base. Yes, still, this isn't a thing.
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You want to fuck with if we want the vending machine and seems
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like we have to so let's let's go.
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I would suggest. Just y'all get something to plug
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here. It's just in case my just
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experience. All right.
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Interesting, is there any ear plugs around your headphones
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role for it? The got this piece, it cotton,
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you just stick right up in there.
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Well, I got a pack of, I got a pack of cigarettes.
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You could just take the filters and Yak, it's that perception.
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Yeah. Crit, 22.
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I own a, you find the yellow spongy ones that are that are
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the cheaper ones. But they work.
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So no, you find the orange ones, which are made out of proper
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phone with way better for your ears and they're right next to
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the door that leads to the combat testing Bay and you go
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over to grab some and as you grab some, the whatever is
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inside, smacks up against the glass and although the glass
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remains opaque, it cracks in front of you, and you can see
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the reinforcement metal in between it below out a little
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bit. All right, everyone grab some
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earplugs and let's go to the basement.
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Let's go as we leaving binary, I'm going to go ahead and I'm
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gonna grab Kayo stuff and put it in my bag.
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Go and you're walking straight past experimental tick, I'm just
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gonna quick walk whistling on by.
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You head into the elevator. I get out my grenades on Suk
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hands. Wait wait, wait well, we take
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this one. Hmm, jab.
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Do you have that something more powerful than a grenade
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launcher? Well, I file this and I whip out
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my arrow electric shotgun. Do you know what it does?
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You cock it? Not a clue.
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Do you cock it? Yeah, when you cock it on the
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side there's a big LED panel, its rectangular and really long
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and when you cock it you hear it make that boot up electric
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mirrors that a defibrillator does.
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And as the noise goes higher, the Lights On It.
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Go from green green. Green yellow, yellow, yellow.
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Red. Displaying a full charge will
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take its really I am putting Vandal behind me.
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Elevator Iona, it's my job to guard.
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You go not right now. I'd like to position myself
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along the side of the wall. So that way, I've got either the
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panel side of the un-- panel side, blocking the so I'm like
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it's harder to hit me through the door.
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Cool, I will stand in front next to Jeb.
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Those, you can give it a shot, and I will be there when you
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fail. Thanks for the vote of
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confidence and Jeb takes a knee. And, and as you take, She's down
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the barrel. The elevator comes down and
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settles the doors open and the turret, which is bigger than the
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other ones you've seen, its laser clicks onto you and you
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hear the Gatling gun in style inside start to wear up.
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No boy. Romy perception.
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You notice there are two triggers.
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Do you pull both? Yeah.
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You pull both and this thing pushes you back, you're on your
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knees. So you actually slide back
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through the elevator and what comes out of the front is a big
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ball of lightning it hits the turret.
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The turret fries Fizzles that the actual Barrel points upwards
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and stuff. To shoot, roll me, a gun shot
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gun, if you want if you want to add another weapon but really
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I'm just seeing how you hit you delay.
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Its turn it fries out shoots a little few bullets across the
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roof. You see the electricity Fizzles
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out and it re aligns its Target towards you.
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Well, things got quite a kick, take a look at the the LED
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indicator on the side. Temp T.
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Oh boy. I shoot it with my grenade
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launcher. Shoot, it 14, you hit. 4:29
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damage I'm denied. It does is serious amount of
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damage the armor flies off in the fireball as this explosion
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hits it. It's still can shoot but it is
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really really damaged. Well I guess I will return fire
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as well. What are you shooting with?
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I'm going to shoot with my pistol because I'm still trying
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to keep cover. All right, shoot for teen.
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You hit does all the damage it needs it.
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Dean damage it the bullet goes right into the center of the
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barrel. The barrel splits open like a
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banana and it explodes and all the pieces of shrapnel down to
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the ground. I'm going to peek around the
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corner and go, huh? Meet?
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Well, let's you. Okay.
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It wasn't going to say I was expecting that but I was
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expecting that. I thought you'd be pleasantly
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surprised that you did something.
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Yes. No I basically destroyed it so
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it was a Sitting Duck. So anybody with a gun could have
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shot, that I was expecting what happened with Jeff?
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Oh yeah, definitely loosened it up for you, that's for sure.
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Wonderful. Thanks.
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Appreciate the pep talk. Can I look in the captains
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office? Sure.
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Okay, can I notice anything coming up to the captains
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office? Or is it just like a door?
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It's a doll. All right, open the door.
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When you open the door, there's a guy inside.
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He's sitting at the desk and he's looking at you like he's
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expecting you and he has a very ornately cool-looking weapon
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pointed right at you. Hello Remy.
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Nice to meet you. He pulls the trigger.
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Dodge Dodge. I do have a vision.
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We're all evasion. Oh, it misses.
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But the whip hits the door and he grabs the door handle with
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the whip and he shuts. It's like shut and it closes.
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The voice comes back over the turmoil.
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I hope you guys ready. There's a real fire.
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It starts right now, I can find motherfucking the door slams.
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I've been any jumps out. Well, I hate it and that's where
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you guys roll for initiative. I honest face just hardened so
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much and but the captain is corporeal.
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He is standing in the hallway right?
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In front of you, you can ask him questions as you fight, I guess
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excuse me. Are you corporeal?
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It is you first pain? Yeah, I see that.
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I can summon a sling. My the the arrow electric
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shotgun over my My over my shoulder, hopefully add still
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charging and bring out my trusty 45s and take a few shots, do it.
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You hit the captain in his chest.
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Six damage is absorbed by his armor and you see it
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electronically spread across his chest as they disappear.
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Also the second one they and see if you can do that again.
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Whoo it grazes past his armor and you see it fizzle a lot more
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than it, should it actually breaks through part of it, doing
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13 damage, but only hurting the armor since the almost 30, but a
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bleeding it by 2 rather than 1. All right.
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Well, I ain't bad. What's next?
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The captain looks at his shoulder and I heard you were a
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terrible show. Oh trust me.
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I'll hit half the time and it's the captain's turn.
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Joe. Was he one of these?
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He throws his electric whip. Dodge our seen a few of these
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mad Sam evade, right? Yep.
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Now turns out I have a pretty good evade.
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Get more than 11, you did it. It Dodges to the side.
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And as it snaps against the ground, it creates Sparks
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everywhere. Which lights up the room?
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A spicy one. Are we excellent?
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He pulls out his his his pistol and shoots at you and he hits
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because it's a small. Car door.
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And that's the 16. And he hits you 47 damage.
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That's your mama. Well, it used to be 11 and now
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it's nine. You lose one point to your
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armor. It's van Del's turn Vidal who is
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still on the floor of the elevator is just going to pull
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out there. Have you pissed or and shoot at
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the captain Twice. First shot, hit the first shot
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hits and Fizzles on that armor again.
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The second shot rips through and hits them again but again.
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Fizzles a little causing a little damage to the Army.
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You notice it fizzle a different color and it takes another
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little hit to it, and you see the bullet actually penetrate
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the captain and they lose 1 HP. Well, someone who could shop for
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someone who's got a bad leg on they.
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Then Tau looking forward to killing you, I will get up my,
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he played, and I'll charge right in and I'll take to sway booth.
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Verse 17. Yeah, I had some real damage
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16:17 damage the captain as you go to swipe him.
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He takes his arm up. He lets you hit his arm and it
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hits his arm and starts to see it through into his arm and you
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see it start to hit some electronics and learn through
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and he takes a decent amount of damage and he looks at you,
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jebin says I smell something good matchup.
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Hello, do I? Now your second hit with the
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heat blade isn't as good. So no and it gives him a chance
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to whip his whip around it. He pulls really tightly and you
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see the heat component of your blade fizzle.
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And the whole thing goes dark and your heat blade doesn't make
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heat anymore because you're autocrat fail depose, the whip
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down, it falls to the ground and there's just a searing gash on
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his left arm. The sword sticks into the wall,
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who are you? You're not going to be able to
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use your toys anymore. Are you Santa?
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And he licks the wound on his arm who are here?
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What if your B delicious he starts to regain some of his
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health pranks were on Iona. I never would have found that
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facility if it weren't for you and he looks like a vampire.
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Jeb. Do you still have the
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flamethrower? I'm a Czech map which is British
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Ian Satchel vendor from that. We left it in the van.
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Here, take this Chaka toss. Oh oh, I will take that.
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I will. I will take the shotgun.
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All right, he throws the shotgun at you to them.
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Not not so. Much at them Beth to shoot.
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Yeah you hit the weapon. Only had enough talk charge to
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do a single charge so they would pull both triggers.
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It only fires one and it hits his armor for.
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You see the armor fizzle purple as it starts to lose some of its
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cohesion and he loses a bit more of it.
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I'm going to set the gun back on the ground and turn around and
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be like fendall, you stupid? Fuck.
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And I hit the The button on the belt clip right and activate
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their Shield, their half body Shield, right?
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You stupid. Fuck that was off the whole
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time. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is that how it works? Yes, one told me and now they're
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covered in an electronic front Shield.
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I hid mine as well. So ours it was turned on and I
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slide the gun back over to Jim. Yes, I'm pulling Vidal and I
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back against the the side of the elevator.
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Cool. Okay.
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A couple questions. Can I see the captain from where
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I'm at? Yes.
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Can you tell me what he's wearing?
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It's like a robe. No king would wear, but it seems
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to be attached to his body. There's enough Pockets, not ones
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that you can get into their all components that will open like
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drawers because he's mostly electronic at this point.
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Fuck, can I see any kind of opening on his body that I could
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hide a grenade Romy perception. He has a full like kinetic, body
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Shield. So be hard to get something
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through that. No 12 is not enough.
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Then I'm going to go ahead and I'm gonna light him up with my
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assault rifle. Do it 19, you hit him.
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Well, 20 damage you caused a serious amount of damage to his
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shield of first few bullets, get absorbed and Cascade across his
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chest as they flitter across. And he looks down as the last
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few bullets penetrate and it hits into his into the side of
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his arm and a bit of his left. A bit of his left, arm falls off
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onto the ground, some of the few pieces of Flesh and as your
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bullets finish, he picks it up and choose on it.
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You dirty bastard. You know we all his fighting I
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think it's time you met my little friends and you hear a
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wearing from the Mainframe. The door slides open and two
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turrets in. That room are revealed big ones
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and they're in the middle of the room is a vending machine and a
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floating face. And the targets fire down the
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hallway, Dodge a rat. So we decided to maybe we're out
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of our league. Probably about two episodes ago,
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who is inside the elevator, and who is outside the elevator
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Retros in the hallway. Iona, and vendela in the
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elevator, Jeb is in the hallway and so Asana Romeo evasion,
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everyone. All right, that first one is
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Iona and the second one is Vendo oh, Mendel manages to dodge all
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of the bullets perfectly. The first cannon doesn't hit
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anyone. The second shot.
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However, hits everyone except vendor and everyone takes 18
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damage. Yes.
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And that includes your Shield. So, whatever your body defenses,
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deduct that and retro after the bullets fall.
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You see. This floating face is red eyes.
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Look at you. And you Ignites them as the eyes
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that looked into from upstairs. Uh-huh.
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I don't know what to do right now.
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We have to give a fuck out of here.
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Underneath the face is the vending machine connected to a
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bunch of wires and stuff. Hey, Santa.
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So I know. Yes, remember that thing I gave
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you before, that might be helpful now.
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No, I don't the sticky. The sticky grenade.
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The MP grenade. Oh, oh.
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Oh right. Yep.
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Um, I'm gonna try to get up in there and okay, this is I have
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rope. That is it is it fair to say
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that? I have a lasso death show?
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And I can attempt to lasso his Rana class.
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Oh sure. Because I'd like a bit of an
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upgrade. Now, hows about a week is, he is
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a highly skilled arisaka ninja, but cool, go for.
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Well, you know, sometimes you gotta, you gotta really get out
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there and, and take some chances.
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This isn't a JAP move. I'm completely behind it.
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So, how exactly are we going to mechanically?
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Assess the situation Athletics Nara, hey bud Captain, don't
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take a look at that thing. There you missed, damn it, the
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Rope mrs. As he pulls his arm to the right
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finishing off the piece of Flesh.
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He was done with. Oh yeah wanna bite Jeb.
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No I'm really fine Franz. I think it's time that maybe we
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decided to get out of here and go alert someone maybe.
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Perhaps possibly a little more skilled than us, to take care of
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this problem. The captain pulls out his Katana
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and goes to attack sauna. No, I take it.
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You do and you take 22 damage? How much is your honor 90.
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Yeah, that's not too bad. Vidal is just gonna take another
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two shots. Oh, shoots with a crit doing 13
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damage managing to almost completely disable the body
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Shields. That is on the captain, it goes
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down to about 24. It goes down to four and the
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second shot as well. And the second shot hits as well
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for a total of 13 damage. As their armor around their body
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starts to phase yellow. You can see it starts to fizzle
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away. You guys are quite the
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adventurers, aren't you? And he cocks his gun handle?
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Yeah. Okay, how badly is accountant?
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Look, he's got just over a little bit half Health if that
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EMP. Grenade is going to do a lot of
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damage to an AI. I get out my hidden Katana,
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that's still in my arm, I get it.
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Out. I will do like a faint on the
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captain and instead of attacking him I will get out my stick EMP.
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Grenade dive forward into the corridor and throw it right onto
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the head. The head is electronic it.
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All seems to be running through the vending machine.
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All right. I'll toss it on the vending
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machine. Come on, know how big it is.
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But I'm just gonna I'm gonna throw up.
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Yep. Well, it was expensive.
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So let's see how this goes Athletics.
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Sure who? Oh yeah, it sticks, right in the
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middle of the logo for the beverage company that this
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vending machine used to belong to, you can see it's stuck right
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on the all foods logo, right in the center and it starts to beep
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and the head of God, AI turns around to look at it and goes
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for for, for, for death to arisaka the queue.
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Attack. Now, it goes off, and I'm going
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to say that's, may, I so you mean 96, 96?
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That's pretty good. Now, 9 36 36.
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So that means god, AI has less than half HP because the EMP
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ignores armor. Hmm.
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Is that a wound? It is a wound, it starts to
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Flicker. And as it flickers, you notice
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the captain flicker as well. And he grabs a head and goes and
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his field around him starts to fizzle.
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Okay? All right EMP.
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Grenade wasn't on the itinerary. I can deal with this God and God
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looks at him and Goes Bananas. And it's starting to freak out
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and one of the cables from the vending machine pops off and as
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it flies around it smacks into one of the turrets and it just a
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short the turret and the turret explodes in the corner.
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There was effective, the other turret is not having a good day
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either. And I will move like into the
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Mainframe room like and like to cover at the vending machine.
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So the turret would have to shoot the vending machine to
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get. I was smart, that's really good.
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Yes, well done Iona, I'm not going to Be able to get past
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Captain so I will just take two more shots at him do it.
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No, no. I'm gonna crawl back over to the
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gun that I slid it down that he did not pick up goddamnit jump.
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And I I crawl over to the the this Electro Sonic Gun and I
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cock it and wait for it to go and it makes that noise and it
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only goes up halfway. Fuck.
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And I should I pull both triggers anyway and it goes off
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on me again. Yeah, but hits his armor finally
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explodes in a dust of electronic light as it disappears from him.
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Even the one in his head, which is fairly undamaged, start
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starts to fizzle and goes yellow.
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And you can see it's still on, but not as strong, and he looks
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down at his chest and looks back up at you.
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Well, this is a new complication blow his fucking arms off.
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I yelled everybody else, okay? I want to do something stupid,
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and crazy. Can I bull rush?
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The captain and try to push him towards as close as I can to the
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turret. Yes.
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Okay, rope rolling. Yeah, you did it.
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It did the TV was 17. So, what I'd like to do is is I
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want to boil, I'm going to bull rush, him knock him, towards as
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close as I can to it and as do that and I hit the wall, I want
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to pull out a grenade, you know flick it open toss.
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It towards them into services are no longer required.
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Nice, Chuck it towards them. So that way the blast is
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contained as Is a kin to him and the turret not hitting.
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Anybody else likes? I know in there.
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Okay. Can I use education for that?
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Sure. I'm gonna use my Pythagorean
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theorem to make sure I get this properly.
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Wow, I've given you guys too much power.
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That is a 31 sir that does the Chestnut and it does always say,
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46, 46 damage, its 76 for a grenade.
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Fuck. All right.
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Seven days takes damage. Then how do I put in 76?
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Hey, Dean Um, I would like to use my accounting skill to
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figure out a way to hack into the Mainframe, using the numbers
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that I understand few accounting and then totally.
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Yeah, accounting is super cool that does 32 damage.
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Yeah, as it should as it explodes behind him, his body
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separates from as many pieces as it can all apps.
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The Links of his limbs. His Arms fly across the room.
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His legs do is to also does and his head rolls along the ground
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and as it rolls it hits against the wall and his eyes looker.
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And he looks at you all and smiles.
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Well I'm just a head now. That wasn't foreseen.
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God initiate self-destruct. Good luck everyone.
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I'll see you next time and his eyes flicker.
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They go bright blue. Then black red and the head
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Fizzles and smoke comes out of it and the red light returns to
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the room. And this time, you do hear an
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alarm. Well, let's run the turret.
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Takes aim and fires. I was that that's still up.
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It's shooting much louder than it normally would because it is
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short circuiting, exactly. And a lot more Sparks are flying
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off of it. It also gets like - for today,
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yet another credit though It was aiming at you retro and it does
28:05
15 damage. 27. I am at.
28:11
All right, you're okay. You're not feeling super great
28:15
but you're okay. No fucked up my jacket, the head
28:18
turns around and says, well I'm here this place will explode
28:23
orange. I'm trying to get the hell out
28:26
of here. Run back towards the elevator,
28:28
get things all warmed up, you know, going to grab the vending
28:30
machine. I guess I'll grab the vending
28:33
machine and my gun. You can you can rip you can rip
28:37
the The gun from my hands. Yeah, that's no.
28:41
I think it's gonna be more of a, like run past.
28:45
You grab. You just used it though.
28:49
So it's okay to have shop sling it over my shoulder.
28:54
I guess it is electronic getting it.
28:56
All right, take it. Back over from my shoulder once
28:59
again, while running revolver in his jammies decisions.
29:03
Yeah, hey, no. Yeah, well, all right, yeah too,
29:08
cool. Oh yeah, Yeah.
29:11
Now that hits he's a stationary object.
29:13
So for damage Rami 46 and it does 13 damage.
29:18
The electronic last goes forward towards the vending machine and
29:21
as it hits it, it phases up through the cables connected to
29:25
it and one of them undoes smacks the turret.
29:28
And finally, that's the last hit on the turret and the turret
29:30
explodes. The AI has very little
29:35
connection to it and the alarm starts to go, weird, strong
29:41
self, destruct error error, error.
29:47
It seems like things aren't going to plan for the arisaka
29:50
base. It's not quite doing what it was
29:51
designed to do. Well, looks like that on there
29:54
was a twofer Dai. Now has no guns and is still
29:59
slightly coherent if you wanted to talk to to it or destroy
30:04
combat is basically over. Is there any kind of computer
30:11
system I can run to to see if I can try to shut down the
30:17
self-destruct? The reactor room is right next
30:19
to them. Head Direction room that you had
30:23
inside of the reactor room and inside, you can see that the
30:28
actual reactor itself is trying to explode.
30:33
Well, I shall shut that down then I just like the idea that
30:36
it's trying to explode. It's like yeah, I'm going to go
30:42
ahead and put the safety measures back on cool.
30:44
Only basic type. 22, 22. 22 23. Yes.
30:51
You pulled a big lever that says shut down and the reactor
30:56
because you and goes into low power mode and all the safety
30:59
lights, come on, the red changes to yellow and now the base isn't
31:02
going to explode anymore, Ma Daga it seems like hacking isn't
31:10
that hard when everything is clearly labeled.
31:12
Yeah it's a real good. Safety meet you.
31:15
There's a m. Sorry you did.
31:18
Can we grab this fucking vending machine?
31:21
Get out of here errands. Jim walked over and kicks it.
31:30
The the face Fizzles out and disappears.
31:33
All right, I'll grab the back. Well, I have brought along the
31:38
grav, love the left, it inside the elevator.
31:41
So look yes! Get that please!
31:45
So we can leave this place before I respond up here.
31:50
Go ahead and yeah, at the same time I would like to check the
31:55
captains office if I can find anything cool in there goes
31:58
wrong perception. I need to put more into
32:01
perception. I'm bad at this, your TV.
32:04
Would you would you like me to check the captains office?
32:08
I might, I could use my bureaucracy to know where things
32:14
go for it, your true found nothing.
32:20
Metro you found nothing. Can I use my endurance to like
32:24
run around the room is perception?
32:33
I didn't use bureaucracy. Okay.
32:39
What about endurance is that you find a credit chip in one of the
32:47
drawers for 9,000 Eddie's, but you can't work out how to open
32:51
up the other drawer. Hmm.
32:55
Does it appear to be like an electronic lock or yeah, it's
32:58
locked. Remy.
33:02
Okay, just because I mean, you open the lock.
33:05
How does that work? I take the butt of my gun and
33:09
smash it. Oh well, it works and the Drone
33:13
flies open and inside is an exploding throwing knife.
33:18
This looks like something do with like that is very kind of
33:22
you event. Vendor we have a gift for you
33:26
then Del gets excited and they get up they take one step
33:29
forward and you hear their shins split in half and crack opened
33:33
and they fought a dumb bitch, I don't know.
33:39
Are you okay? Give me a minute.
33:41
It might take me a second to get there.
33:44
Ourselves to the captains office.
33:46
No, I am. I am I good?
33:48
I am running out. I am.
33:50
I am the body, right? Leg is just flopping around.
33:53
Oh, I can see it. I can see it.
33:55
It's it's oh God. So I like you.
33:59
I am going to call you more names and I've ever called you
34:02
in your entire life and I flip them over so they're on their
34:07
back and Grab them under their arms.
34:09
That I dragged them back into the elevator.
34:11
Can we leave now please? Yeah, yeah, I think we can live.
34:15
We're using the vending machine as a stretcher to get fendall
34:18
out. Can you help me?
34:19
Lift them onto it? Okay, sure.
34:22
Yeah, here you go. One, two, three.
34:29
Oh, I dropped my tile, please. Pick it up.
34:32
I've got it. Okay.
34:34
But real quick as they're leaving, I look up in the I like
34:39
the Mainframe on a computer. I just do a quick search for of
34:48
any sort of information on ryoichi in the assoc.
34:53
I mean, first you find a folder and in it are a list of combat,
34:59
testing results. All of them are green, meaning
35:04
that the subjects that went in there to destroy things was very
35:08
successful. Festival at the thing that they
35:09
were doing, it seems they have a super soldier that they have
35:14
some kind of control over, that's doing a lot of damage
35:17
when they want it to according to test results and for some
35:21
reason, one of the keywords is ryuichi sano's.
35:26
Slams has metal fist into the computer just dries it.
35:31
It explodes in a hail of electronic static and glass.
35:35
And I was right damn, his life. Fuck and I will run out catch
35:41
the elevator to go back up with everyone and you all head up to
35:45
the top of this base. Come outside with the vending
35:48
machine gravel if to into the back of Vanna White, where's Van
35:51
Del on top. Get inside.
35:53
And where you want to go, I'm gonna call Ping the phone rings
35:59
and ping, picks up everything. Okay, yes, vandals been shot,
36:05
pretty badly but I want to make sure everything's Okay, at the
36:10
bar, first step in sight. What's a human perception?
36:17
True? Is that true?
36:19
Yes. Okay.
36:22
All right. We're on our way back to call
36:25
him at Tech. Yes!
36:27
Please. All right.
36:29
Mood and stranger of a med tech coming.
36:31
I know when to okay, am I on speaker?
36:34
Oh yeah, sorry, I am holding two tiles.
36:38
Oh, just let me know. I was I was freaked out for a
36:42
second. Now, we're all here, everyone's
36:44
here? Yes.
36:46
Oh, also henna is coming back with someone for a stranger.
36:52
Okay. Okay, goodbye and you guys head
36:56
back to no latency. Now, you drive into the city,
36:59
leaving the base behind and head back to the bar.
37:12
Next up on no mutants. You fucked up life and you want
37:20
us to look at your advertisements, it's harmless.
37:23
There's no reason. Hey, you just pissed me off,
37:25
that's all. Well, then you do something
37:27
about it. Wow, this works really well
37:30
Remy. What keep focused?
37:33
Oh well, I'm guard. Maybe I own a will have some
37:37
idea. It could be a corporate then I
37:41
think it going to Sawtooth would be fast and dirty and quick but
37:46
it'll get the job done. I will take care of you.
37:49
Let's go ping. Why do you even do this?
37:52
Why you running this place CSV? Only getting you in trouble?
37:55
And you know, I gotta be honest, I ain't I ain't seen no one in
37:59
here except us for the last few weeks, their hair.
38:03
Also glows a little bit. The the implant has like an
38:07
emotional reaction. He's just got a job out him.
38:39
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So why the fuck is my bed made? Microwave isn't working can you
39:49
talk to it? What will these to get up to
39:52
next? I don't know why you keep
39:53
sticking your Anger in that part.
39:55
That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
39:54
Anger in that part. That's not a bowling ball.
39:57
Oh God.