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Trump, Beyonce, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Yo Mama, OG, Passwords, TSA, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: happened to a lot of people. Here's an analogy that
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was I was talking. I've talked often
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  Speaker 1: about the urgency of doing something with your life, of
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  Speaker 1: of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting
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  Speaker 1: up in a row, and waiting until the stars aligned themselves.
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  Speaker 1: If if you ain't on such a thing, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: you're never gonna get started. I don't really, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know too many people who can say that all the
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  Speaker 1: ducks just lined up in a row. Things happen. Things
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  Speaker 1: happen even when you get them lined up. One of
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  Speaker 1: the ducks get out of line, or somebody knock over
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  Speaker 1: the domino, or something happens. But here's here's here's here's
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  Speaker 1: here's the point I'm getting at. God has so many
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  Speaker 1: blessings or veil boute to you, you who's listening. God
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  Speaker 1: has so many blessings available to you from where you
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  Speaker 1: are right now. I don't care what you've gotten yourself
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  Speaker 1: into or what you've done. God has so many blessings
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  Speaker 1: that he can send your way, but you have to
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  Speaker 1: do something. See a lot of people just sit around
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  Speaker 1: and go man, I I don't as something always happening
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  Speaker 1: to you. You're always getting a break, You're always doing this,
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  Speaker 1: you always do. Man, don't nothing come my way. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. If nothing ever comes your way. You know
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  Speaker 1: why that is. It's because you're not doing anything. I
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  Speaker 1: promise you you're not. See. Here's a deal. God has
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  Speaker 1: all these blessings he wants to send you, but you
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  Speaker 1: got to give him something to work with. Now, come on,
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  Speaker 1: you have to give God something to work with. God
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  Speaker 1: will bless you. God can touch people's hearts on your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: He can move situations around for you. He can align
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  Speaker 1: the stars. He can set the ducks up in the road.
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  Speaker 1: But align the stars and move people around and touch
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  Speaker 1: people's hearts and set the ducks up in the road
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  Speaker 1: for what based on what have you put forth? Any effort?
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  Speaker 1: Have you made a single step in any direction to
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  Speaker 1: do the right thing or go the right way? That
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  Speaker 1: gives him something to put his finger on. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: God can only bless you according to your faith. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a little bit of faith. Give him that,
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  Speaker 1: let him work with that. He can do that. You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't always start with these speeches you're hear in
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  Speaker 1: the morning now. I ain't always had these. I grew
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  Speaker 1: to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed
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  Speaker 1: up my way to these. Here, I got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: so many times to be able to down like I
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  Speaker 1: got some sense. I said it often. Failure is a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I have
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  Speaker 1: had to have failed to have what I have in
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  Speaker 1: my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process.
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  Speaker 1: People get mad at the process. You got to do
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  Speaker 1: something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you.
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  Speaker 1: But what you want me to bless if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: putting forth any effort, any effort, if you just sit
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  Speaker 1: down and start. I got a book coming out, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, that's going to really explain this thoroughly. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Where you can get blessed from whoever you are in
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  Speaker 1: your life, wherever your starting point is, wherever you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself wound up you can get you can get it
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  Speaker 1: back from. Now. I've done it, man, by the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, I've done it. I I got over. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I learned some things along the way. Because here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: through with you, yet, when he's done, you're done. But
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  Speaker 1: if God still has a plan for you you wake
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  Speaker 1: up in the morning, He's still got some more work
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  Speaker 1: for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's hard for the average person to start
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  Speaker 1: because the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if
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  Speaker 1: I failed? What if I don't get picked? You know,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
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  Speaker 1: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you about that day when I decided that I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a full time comedian after winning an amateur
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  Speaker 1: night one time. Quitting your job, following your dream, going
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  Speaker 1: forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping off
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  Speaker 1: a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the edge
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  Speaker 1: of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing, but
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  Speaker 1: hoping hoping. Is the bad basis of faith. I stepped
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff hoping that my parachute would open and
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  Speaker 1: allow me to drift down. See, I've never sky dived before,
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  Speaker 1: but I would imagine part of the thrill. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this because I'm not going to sky dive
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  Speaker 1: to find out. I think part of the thrill for
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  Speaker 1: people is the danger part of throwing yourself out a
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  Speaker 1: plane and how it feels to be free falling, but
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  Speaker 1: the whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating, over
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  Speaker 1: the top moment. You have got to believe in your
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  Speaker 1: heart of hearts, you have got the hope with everything
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  Speaker 1: in you that when you pull this cord the shoot
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  Speaker 1: opens or else. This ain't a good move at all.
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  Speaker 1: But you've packed your shoot yourself, You've taken in the lessons,
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  Speaker 1: so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the only thing about quitting your job and following your
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  Speaker 1: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
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  Speaker 1: for this, and you don't really You didn't pack your shoot,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't never opened it before. So I walked
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  Speaker 1: off this cliff, That's what it was like. And you
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  Speaker 1: following your dream is like you're walking off a cliff. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Here's the part where people
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  Speaker 1: don't never make the jump. They see somebody like myself
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  Speaker 1: who jumped off the cliff, and the and and the
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  Speaker 1: past shot don't open right away. And I hit a
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  Speaker 1: couple of rocks on the way down. I got my
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  Speaker 1: back cut up pretty bad. I got my clothes ripped off.
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  Speaker 1: They see that three years living in a car man,
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  Speaker 1: he got his life toe down jumping off that cliff.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see what you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand is you don't you don't know it. But
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  Speaker 1: eventually the shoot will open, and I'm at the parachute
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  Speaker 1: opening part of my life. Man, where a shooting open
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  Speaker 1: and I'm drifting and I'm able to go over to Paris,
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  Speaker 1: guide my shoote over to Paris and glide. I've I've
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  Speaker 1: glided over to Africa and seen what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slow ride down. When the passchute finally opened
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  Speaker 1: or and my back then hill too, and the cuts
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  Speaker 1: that I had on me, I remember now I know
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  Speaker 1: how to stay away from the edge. But the parachute
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  Speaker 1: and opened, and I'm enjoying my life for the first
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  Speaker 1: time I'm gliding, but I got hit up against the rock.
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  Speaker 1: I can see more. I get a chance to see
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  Speaker 1: more things. I get to glide and see more parts
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  Speaker 1: of the world. I'm living my dream. The pass shote open,
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  Speaker 1: Your pass shoote is gonna open. But I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: one thing for sure, it will never open if you
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  Speaker 1: don't step off that cliff. You got to step off
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  Speaker 1: that cliff, got to get the passchute open for you.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to jump. Baby. That's the hard part,
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  Speaker 1: President Trump announced that Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh. He announced
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  Speaker 1: him as his nominee to replace the retiring Supreme Court
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  Speaker 1: Justice Anthony Kennedy tank a listen. In keeping with President
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  Speaker 1: Reagan's legacy, I do not ask about a nominee's personal opinions.
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  Speaker 1: What matters is not a judge's political views, but whether
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  Speaker 1: they can set aside those use to do what the
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  Speaker 1: law and the Constitution require. I am pleased to say
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  Speaker 1: that I have found, without doubt such a person tonight,
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  Speaker 1: it is my honor and privilege to announce that I
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  Speaker 1: will nominate Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Him, well, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there you go. Doesn't it seem like a rush job?
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  Speaker 1: Though he finished that taping bus saying, the guy who
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  Speaker 1: will look out for me when I get in a jam,
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  Speaker 1: you go. Loyalty, loyalty. I think that had a lot
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  Speaker 1: to do with why he has had everything so much
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  Speaker 1: to do with it, you know, um, because he also
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  Speaker 1: worked with Ken Starr with President Clinton back in the
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  Speaker 1: day and on him Really yeah, right, and he walked
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  Speaker 1: away saying, you know, maybe the president shouldn't be try
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  Speaker 1: like this, or maybe the president shouldn't be held to this,
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  Speaker 1: you know this kind of you know, uh with his
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  Speaker 1: feet under the coals like this. So I think that
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  Speaker 1: had a lot to do with everything. Yeah, yeah, everything
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  Speaker 1: he knew last week. But it happened so quickly though,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I remember, Yeah, it was really
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  Speaker 1: really fast. Um confirmation hearings or should I say the
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  Speaker 1: fighting because there will be some fights between the Democrats
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  Speaker 1: and Republicans yet that begins today, which McConnell will put
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  Speaker 1: it up the vote right away. I was saying the
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  Speaker 1: time right away, that's what I think. And then when
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  Speaker 1: I lave an't gonna get this meat from out of
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  Speaker 1: my neck, nailed it, ja every time, nailed it. Gop
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  Speaker 1: How Speaker Paul Ryan praised the pick and said Judge
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  Speaker 1: Brett Kevin opp brings extensive experience to the High Court.
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  Speaker 1: Across the aisle. Now, Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said
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  Speaker 1: Kavanaugh would rule against women's reproductive rights. Um they're talking,
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  Speaker 1: of course about versus Wade here. Schumer also argued that
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  Speaker 1: Kevinaugh would threaten the constitutionality of the Obama Affordable Care Act. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, those two alone anything, they had Obama's name
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  Speaker 1: on him. Man, what don't you like about? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: think Senator John McCain. McCain came out in favor of
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  Speaker 1: Judge Kavanaugh saying that it was a great pick or something.
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  Speaker 1: He's a great man. A lot of Republican Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they do. And he's supposed to be um ultra conservative,
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  Speaker 1: way more conservative than Justice Kennedy was. So we're in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble and we got to get out
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  Speaker 1: and vote. We really have. We have to be. Elections
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  Speaker 1: are very very import and plead they're so important. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why we begged everyone to vote during the presidential
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  Speaker 1: election because we told you that the president would have
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  Speaker 1: a Supreme Court pick. Are we need anything? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: we don't even have one. Yeah. Yeah, we need everyone
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  Speaker 1: to vote. Vote needed, vote early vote. I'm a register
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  Speaker 1: my auntie who passed away. Yeah, we have to. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we're we're joking about it, but in all seriousness, your
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  Speaker 1: vote counts. I don't understand how you don't see that
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  Speaker 1: you matter. Your vote counts. They want you to think
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't count. They want you to think that way
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  Speaker 1: and on election day stay at home. But no, your
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  Speaker 1: vote counts, every single vote count. And we have these
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  Speaker 1: mid term elections coming up. Please get out and register
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  Speaker 1: and cast your vote. Please. We need you, We definitely
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  Speaker 1: need Yeah, it does. Yeah, a lot of things going on.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have been watching the rescue of these um,
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  Speaker 1: the soccer team that has been in this cave in Thailand. Well,
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  Speaker 1: um yeah, I mean you know, fingers cross, prayers up.
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  Speaker 1: The world is watching and hoping as rescue efforts are
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  Speaker 1: underway for the remaining boys and their young soccer coach.
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  Speaker 1: They are trapped in the Thailand cave. Um. CNN is
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  Speaker 1: reporting breaking news that and eleventh boy. That's great news.
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  Speaker 1: And eleventh boy has been rescued and as far as
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  Speaker 1: the other rescue boys, officials said, they're in good shape overall. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: a few of the boys are in quarantine for the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Their parents are unable to touch or hug them. They
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  Speaker 1: can look at them through a glass partition. Um, they're
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  Speaker 1: only able to see them through glass. Yeah. They're expected
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  Speaker 1: to remain in a hospital for for about a week.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the guys have the boys have a blood
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  Speaker 1: disease and then some of them have a long disease. Yeah, infection.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying blood infection in London? Got all the
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  Speaker 1: boys coach or some coaches. Yeah. I'll tell you one
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  Speaker 1: thing though, I bet I prefer to be the last boy.
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  Speaker 1: My mama go kill me, she go kill I don't
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  Speaker 1: kill I want you. I might not want to come about.
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  Speaker 1: I know, Nicia, Carol, go kill me out man. What
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  Speaker 1: is she gonna say? You've been in a cave? Who
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  Speaker 1: What we gotta get out of here? Coming up? Run
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  Speaker 1: Check this out. Some fans think Beyonce, it's pregnant. What
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  Speaker 1: didn't she just have twins September? Dating time? Okay, go
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  Speaker 1: forth and multiplied, be fruitful and multiplied. Yeah. Please. Plus,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about the President's nomination of Brett Kavanaugh
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  Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court. But right now, nephew Tommy is
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  Speaker 1: here with a prank. Nephew, what do you have for
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  Speaker 1: you're you're not What do you do for a living
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: when you're a m Okay? Now I was giving you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: a call about I'm here looking at your records and
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: all the testings that you actually went through. Um wow,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: let's see, have you had any Have you had any
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: activity or any problems around your naval area? Noine, Okay,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, everything's fine. But I mean if you
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: haven't had any any type of nothing, no breakout or
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: anything around your navel or whatsoever about my nave. Now
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: everything's going straight, man, Okay, see what's going on? Man's okay? Actually,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you've been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatrios oatriosis
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: is actually a fungus that comes to South America. And
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you have no activity whatsoever around your navel. Man, it's oatriositus, sir.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're if you
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: haven't had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: be growing from your navel. And it gets about six
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: inches long and it probably bears about probably about thirty
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: leaves on it, but it's very small. You see a
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: tree gonna be growing out my name, it's gonna be
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: a small tree. And Uh, what's gonna happen is I'm
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: gonna have to get you to come back in probably
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: in the next month. We're gonna need you to come
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: in so we can check it out. But it's got
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential before we can actually do
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: anything to it. No, I can't come in and on mind,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man, somebody got we
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: we we resolved. I'm gonna get married. Man. Well, we can't.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: It has to grow its fullest potential, sir. And uh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the full term is actually about four weeks before we
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: can act. And I'm not waiting for those four weeks. Man,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: somebody got to come tell me something, right Na, Man,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go married. Man, have to fly the time,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: man and have something going out of my neighbor. Man,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: y'all going crazy, man, Sir o Trios. This is something
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: that's very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: in South America on how to treat this. And I
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: don't give it down. Where is it? Man, Somebody's gonna
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: have to come give me some some help right now. Man,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man, I'm not
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: office main got to come down and then do something
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: for me. Man. And what you say, if you said
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I can cut it out myself. So the best I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: can do is probably trim it a bit, you know,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: and maybe knock a few leaves off, But I cannot
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: touch the full stock at all. Man. You can cut
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: this do something. If you cut it, you cannot, sir.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: If you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you're gonna really create a bigger problem than what you
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: have already. Man, I'm trying to get this dot. Man.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: He didn't tell me, ain't nobody that I'm ride on
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: there and get this. Man. I'm gonna get mad two weeks. Man,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: we're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: do this for me. So you cannot pull it out.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You're gonna create, good man, You're gonna create a bigger
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: problem if you try to pull it out, Sir. Problems
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: already up. I'm trying to get this pram a man,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: big hospital, now help me. You want me to do? Man,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: it's not simple out of and you can do, man, Sir.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Autriositys is not something that we treat all the time.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Like I said, it hails from South America, so we
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: got I don't give help from Great Britain. Somebody that
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I feel for me to come down and help me
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: pull this man, Sir. I understand what you're going through,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: but we have to let it grow. It's full term,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: which is four weeks, sir, the full root of it
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to grow. Man. I ain't ro man, I'm gonna go
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: down right now. Man, y'all gonna have to do something. Man.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Sure there's nothing we can do. We can probably trim
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: it a little bit. The trim man, do something sir,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do at this point but sit
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: back and wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: can we get you wait, man, somebody helped me right, No, man, sir,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: four or five weeks and we do that. You got
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: to get a poem for me to day. I'm going
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: to give matter. Man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I can't have them ticking out of me. I can't
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: see a port man. He's going embarrassing me like that
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: man that ticking out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: And like I said, oak triositys is very rare, and
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: it's it's something that we haven't treated that many times
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: here in the States. But overseas, the message that we're
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: getting is that we need to let it grow. It's
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: full term. Me ain't nobody in the mirroricood got man,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: it's OA triositys sir. So I can get it and
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: nobody else, Sir. I could not believe that you were
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: coming up with autriositis here in the States. It's it's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: something very rarely seen here. There's been two people in
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the past has been diagnosed with this and they actually
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: passed away. So now and you're gonna me man, I'm
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: coming down the day. Man, somebody do something that. There's
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: nothing that we can do today until four or five weeks.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I got I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. Man, I'm hearing
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. But I can't do anything if you
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: don't see the tree already coming out of the navel. Yet.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Somebody got to do something. Now you want me to do? Man,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I want you to do, sir,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: but I have one more thing I can tell you. Man,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: are you listening to man? This is Nephew timing from
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the Steve Hoppin Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: your boy, Earl Man. You gotta be out my wid man,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you too, Nip toming Man, Man, y'all he'll be going
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: crazy here. Man, I'm looking at all of my damn
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: neighbor thinks the truth from the man. I'm on the man. No,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you ain't right now, man, I'm already nervously to get
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: married two weeks. Man. Hey, Man, I got one more
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is the baddest
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Harvard Morning Show. If you're listening your asses out the wind,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: so y'all yourself? Yea, Marvin, I'm in love with Marvit
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to win. Let me drop this on y'all, dudever, The
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Nephew coming to Jacksonville. I will be there probably late
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Thursday night and it jumps out Friday night. That's July
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  Speaker 1: thirteen to the fifteen Comedy Club of Jacksonville. The neph
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: You coming to town. And then that's a new club.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming down, all right. It's in hate Bill George
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• 30:30
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• 30:37
  Speaker 1: up and entertainment news Beyonce and jay Z head line
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• 30:54
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• 31:07
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• 32:06
  Speaker 1: time now for entertainment news. The lineup has been announced
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: for this year's Global Citizen Festival. It'll take place in Johannesburg,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: South Africa, and it's going to celebrate the life and
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: work of Nelson Mandela. Yeah, Opra, Yes, Oprah is going
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: to deliver the keynote address at the December second event,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: which both the lineup of performers, which include Beyonce, Jay
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Z and Ed Sharon. Now, speaking of Beyonce, if you
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: guys heard this, people think some of her fans think
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: that she's pregnant again. And yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Apparently during a recent show of you know, when she
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: was out with jay Z on the Run two tour Um,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: be ended the song Bonnie and Clyde by rubbing her belly.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: And you know she did that before, you know, when
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: she was first pregnant, you know with Blues. Let me say,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: what pregnant that you've been to do this show when
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Houston Concept Temple you're gonna do? That's coming to Houston? Alright, Alrup,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: what the baby do? Bring the bea come on, but
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: we've we've been to do this that. You know that
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: she rubbed her belly, but that's that is far from
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a confirmation. But remember back in two thousand eleven, she
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: did announce her pregnancy with Blue by Blue Ivy by
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: rubbing her belly. Remember that. Remember that in that case
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: she was purposely announcing her pregnancy. But Summer saying Beyonce
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: is not pregnant. Just last week, she shared a photo
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: with Jay and an open beer bottle can be seen
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: right beside her, so not drinking beer. Hey, let me
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: say this, y'all. The Carters album that album jay Z
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: and Beyonce. I love that album. Yeah, all day track
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: read boss, I love it. She had a track on
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: their cost seven, one, three Junior and first Man. It
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: was just one. Yeah, I got five. But you don't
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: know who called? Who is three folks? Six? Who was there?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I can't wait though for Are
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you smarter than ye? Ain't? Ready? All right, let's get
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: an update on Trump Supreme Court nominee j J. Please
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  Speaker 1: introduced miss Anne. All right, everybody, it's the news and
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• 34:41
  Speaker 1: this is a trip with the news. So okay, well
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: let's start with this really quickly. Authorities in northern Thailand
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: say that nine youngsters now have been rescued from that
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: flooded cave, so that now least three more boys and
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: their soccer coach. A couple of the kids who got
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: out apparently have pneumonia, but they were all hospitalized just
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: for check, just prophylactically. Okay, here we go, and this
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: is how the president's announcement went. It is my honor
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: and privilege to announce that I will nominate Judge Brett
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Kurt. Judge Kavanaugh has
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: impeccable credentials, unsurpassed qualifications, and a proven commitment to equal
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: justice under the law. This incredibly qualified nominee deserves a
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: swift confirmation and robust bipartisan support if confirmed. Brett Kavanaugh
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: is going to replace the retiring Justice Anthony Kennedy, who
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: scheduled to leave the Court on July three one. Brett
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Kavanaugh considered one of the more right wing judges that
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: was on Trump's preferred list, so he would almost certainly
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: swing the highest court in the land to the hard
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: right for perhaps the next forty years. Although we tried
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: not to sound like that, my judicial philosophy is straightforward.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: A judge must be independent and must interpret the law,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: not make the law. A judge must interpret statutes as written,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: and a judge must interpret the Concertstitution as written, informed
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: by history and tradition. And President Kavanaugh's lifetime amportment would
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: affect such issues as affirmative action, abortion, Second Amendment rights,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: and so many others. Democrats Senate Leader Chuck Schumer says
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: he's gonna fight Brett Kavanaugh's nomination with everything he has.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Last night, they're already demonstrations outside the Supreme Court, and
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: they were demonstrations here in New York outside Trump Tower.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Judge Kavanaugh's critics point out that he worked under Ken's
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: starter impeach Bill Clinton. Kavanaugh also quoted as saying that
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: a president should be immune too civil and criminal investigation
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: while in office. That comes at a time when President
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Trump is being investigated criminally. The tru administration says that
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: it's ready to reunite about half of the one two
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: a quote tender age immigrant children with their parents, This
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: one dred or so among the three thousand children taken
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: into government custody at the border as part of the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: president zero tolerance policy. The federal judge who said today
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: as the deadline to get all those families together again
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: reportedly inclined to give the government a little bit more
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: time because he says, if feds do seem to be
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: working in good faith, it seems like there's at least
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: one of these kinds of stories every day to talk about.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know now, another white woman, this time in Memphis, Tennessee,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: seeing on video asking a black family to leave the
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: pool of the apartment complex where they live because the
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: woman's boyfriend was wearing socks. Um that's apparently against the rule. Whatever, Uh,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: it's it's all taped. Apparently the black woman taped her
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: and said, look, other white people are wearing hats. That's
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: against the rules. Also, you're not harassing them, and then
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the white woman calls the police. Anyway, everything went viral
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: and the white woman has now lost her job as
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a property manager. There Today is National Penio Collati Day.
• 37:36
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• 37:49
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time to play Are you Smarter
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: than Nephew? Tommy? All right, Tommy, let's beat our contestants.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: List do listen you who think they're smarter than me?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Good morning? Who is this? My name is Kelvin Calvin.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: All right, what are you calling from? Man? I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from Charleston, South Carolina, Okay, the Low Country. What you
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  Speaker 1: do for a list, sir? I sell calls Cadillac. Whatever
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: you need? Smart, This lie here got everything. Do you
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: really think, though, Kilvin, do you really think you're smarter
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: than me? Absolutely? Don't let me down, man, Alright, alright, Kevin,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna see about this. This wasn't gonna happen. Sary's
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: gonna ask us both, you know, some tri of your questions.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Whoever asked the most questions correctly in sixties seconds will win?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: All right, that's right, all right, Tommy, this is the
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  Speaker 1: time you have to step out of the studio so
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you cannot hear the question. All right, bye bye, Calvin.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: You're ready? Yes, okay, Cat, I need sixty seconds on
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: the clock. Please, here we go, Kelvin. Which reality TV
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: show did the female character Snooky star in? Oh Snooky?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: You got hell? All right? Arachnophobia is the fear of
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: spider Snooky is okay? Which team Idol start as Hannah
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Montana on the Disney Channel, Miley Cyrus? What does the
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Latin phrase carpet dium mean? Mm? Hmmm uh? How many
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: stars are on the U S Flag three? Which US
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: President gave the Gettysburg Address. The elements of sodium and
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: chlorine combined to form what commonly used substance. Our time's up, Tommy,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: right here, put the headphones on. Alright, what's happening? How
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: do they do us? And stuff like that? Right now,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: these questions you'll see, you'll see, you'll see. Just hold
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  Speaker 1: on a check, hold on. We will be right back
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  Speaker 1: to play. Are you smarter than nephew? Tommy. We'll see
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Kelvin is pretty smart, so we'll find out if he
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: can win a million dollars is at steak? We'll find
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: out if Kelvin can win it all when we come
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  Speaker 1: back at thirty four after the hour. Kelvin is smart,
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  Speaker 1: way smart. In you're listening to the st alright, we're
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: back to play are you smarter the nephew? Tommy. Our
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: contestant Kelvin is on the line, and we're gonna find
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: out if he's smarter. Right now, Tommy, you're ready. I
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: need sixty seconds. Cat Okay? Which reality TV show nephew
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: did the female character Snooky star in? Uh that thing
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: with uh Irackmophobia is the fear of what? Which teen
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: idol starred as Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel. I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: have no idea? What's oil? What does the Latin phrase
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: carpet d M mean? That's how many stars are on
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the U. S. Flag? Which US resident gave the Gettysburg address? Now?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: What address is that? Okay? The elements of sodium and
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: chlorine combined to form what commonly used substance chlorina? What
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: sodium's bacon? Soda? Here we go, h Kelvin you you
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: got four right? Tommy got one right? One? All right?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Which reality TV show did the female
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: character Snooky star in Jersey shore arach Arachnophobia is the
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: fear of what spiders? Which teen idol start as Hannah
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Montana on the Disney Channel, Miley Cyrus. What does the
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Latin phrase carpet d M mean? Sees the day being?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Question number five? How many stars are in the U S? Flag?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Fifty stars? Guys? Which US president gave the Gettysburg address?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: President Abraham Lincoln? And uh number seven. The elements of
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: sodium and chlorine combined to form what commonly used substance
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: that is salt? Alright, out of that, don't even worry
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: about all right? Calvin got four right? Tommy got one right? Calvin,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you got one to three and six right? So yeah,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: so here we go, Calvin, congratulations, you have just one
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• 43:48
  Speaker 1: You're Tommy alright now, now, Calvin, I need you to
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: listen carefully, okay, because this is really big right here.
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  Speaker 1: If you and correctly gets our four digit code between
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: zero and nine in its exact order, you could win
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Steve's grand prize of one million dollars. Okay, And I
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: want you to know, Calvin, that we also have Steve's
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  Speaker 1: banker Ken on the line, who will verify if your
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: four digit code is correct. Please keep in mind this
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  Speaker 1: between zero and nine. Go, Kelvin, five four six, one
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: five okay, one four six. Let's confirm this with my
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  Speaker 1: uncle Steve banker. We got Kim. Mr Kim, is that
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: four digit code correct? One five six is not correct? Uh? Kelvin,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: it's still carpet in the den. Well, Calvin will say this,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: It's okay. You you still want a hundred dollar gift
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: cards and smarter than nephew Tommy. You're a genius, Calvin
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: compared to Tommy, the Big Bang. If you think you're
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: smarter than me and you want a chance to win
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: my uncle Steve's grand prize of one million dollars, go
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com to register. I'll play
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: another loyal listener tomorrow and I will be read Thank you,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Calvin congratulation. Coming up, it's the Nephew with a prank
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: letter h the subject I'm addicted to my best friends girl.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: But right now all these letters are about you, Nephew.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I've been there, I've been about some things in my life.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: You understand. Right now it is time for the Nephew
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: with today's prying phone call. What you got Nash? All right?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: You know at the beginning of the show, we showed
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: love and people to work at the cleaners. You know,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: that's when we did it earlier this month. So you know,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: right right now, this right here is uh condom cleaners.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Condom clean up. That's what I called me. You know,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: sometimes it has to make condom sense. Hello, Hello, I'm
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: trying to reach Jamica Jama's Shane. How are you doing.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm the manager over here.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Huh listen, Um, did you bring some clothes in this morning? No?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring anything into you this morning. Okay, Well listen,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: we we got an order that was dropped off this morning. Here. Uh,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: it's a couple of suits, some business shirts and a
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: few other things. But there's actually been some articles actually
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: left in the clothing, so that down he this morning.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It was dropped off around seven this morning, but we
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: got it's got that's work. It's like about a hundred
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: bucks cash in the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: there's there's a cup link here. I looked all over
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: as only one cup link and then there's two condoms
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: in here. So I wanted to see if you guys
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: wanted me to put this in a plastic bag or
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: something and have it have it? Can you repeat what
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: was left in there? Again? Well, like I said, we
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: got a Uh it's like right out of Hunter maybe
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Hunter five bucks of cash. Uh. There's a business card
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: from an insurance company. There's another business card for um,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: what is this this is um what else was left?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Right right? I'm trying to tell you about all the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: business cards. I don't I'm not interested in the business
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: card because you said something else. Okay, No, there's a
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: coup link that we can't We can't find the other
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: coup link if it's here. We're looking all over the
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: bag to see if we can find it, but we
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: don't see that either. What else is in this pocket?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you got a you got a hundred
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: dollars in here? There's some No, no, no, no, you
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: have said something to me. Yes, there's business cards. There's
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: an insurance cards, some business cards. She said something else,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: a couple link. Now there's a coup link in here
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: that we can come. Oh, okay, what the last? There's
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: two condoms in here? Hello? What did you did you say? Uh?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Like I said, there's a hundred dollars in here? Did
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you say, did you say there was some condoms in there?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: There's two? That's two extra large tims in here. Hello,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm just trying to dodge this. All the
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: stuff that you had just said that that was in
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: my husband's pocket. Now you share that this is my husband,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Chris Chris. Uh well it has I mean, maybe you
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: know the idols. Man, this is there's a there's a
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: great suit. There's also a solid blue suit. That's that
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: sounds from that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding that
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: some condoms the phone number of the phone number that
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I called, the number that attached to this actual order.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: So I mean, this is the number we have on file?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Is this is this his number? Or your home number?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Was your sail? What the number is this? This is
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: our house number? I just don't believe you know what
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: what you're telling me, because we just celebrated our our
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: anniversary last week is this is? What? What? What? What? What?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I mean? What's what's wrong? Man? What's wrong? What? First
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: of all, we married and we never used condoms, and
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: then you look that condomy talking about he got condoms
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: left in his soup coat pocket. I'm not on this.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Oh I know he ain't cheating on me. Well not not,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I mean not necessarily. I mean you know they could
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: have been there. Why he was in his pocket? That
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: just don't make any damn sense. If we're married and
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: we don't use cond doesn't want to what do you
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: have candles in his pocket? I don't know, man, you'd
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: have to talk to Chris about that one. Now. I
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: guess my main reason is it you want me to
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. I wanted to know did you did
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: you clean anything yet? Did you clean the sup No,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: we haven't cleaned it. I just I just started. I'm
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: starting stuffing on. I don't want you. I don't want
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you to clean them things and all those articles that
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: that you said. I want you to put it. I
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: want you to I want you to put everything, including
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: the damn condos. I want you to put it in
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: the bag. I want you to put it in the bag.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Don't clean uphing. So if I'm gonna come up there
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna pick everything up, okay, I mean I'll
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: be here the whole day. Like I said, my name
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: is Brad, and I'll be here if you want me
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to um. If you want me to put him to
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the side, I won't clean them. I just put him
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: to the side and I leave him in the same
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: laundry bag. Yet when you dropped them all, don't Chris,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I ain't gave this the good
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: years of my life and he's gonna turn around cheat
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: on me. You make sure you don't clean up se
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: because I'm a serious side on that, my damn self.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: You put on that in the bag. I'm gonna call
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: my job and let him. No, I'm not coming into
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: that slow down. I don't want you to get to
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: get to hysterical. I mean, you know you're getting a
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: little I regular you. Okay, I'm I'm I'm gonna be
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: all right. I am gonna be all right when I
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: get up there. Who Chris is gonna get? That's all
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I got to say. You make sure you have all
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: that stuff not clean. I don't want you to clean it.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I want you to put all that other that you
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: said that you found in the pocket. You put all
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: that in the bad because Chris is I don't know
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: who that What do you think? Okay? Mr Miko, would
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you like for me to call Chris. I don't want
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: you no, no, no, no, Bobby, I don't want you
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: to know no man. Wait minute, wait, wait, wait. My
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: name is Brad. I'm Brad. I don't give a damn
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: what your name is. So I really don't okay, because
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Chris is gonna get up. You just put everything in
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: the backside like I had asked you to. I am
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: all my way down there and Chris, no, this ain't
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: going down this way. We've just renewed our vows and
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: man's that don't come those coming three and you know
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: what they're talking about this that's what I'm not understanding
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: that I'm know how to do math. Okay, Chris is
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: gonna get when you get him on tonight. Here's here's
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: something else in the pocket too. There's a note in here.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: No what is this day? Okay? Man? You know what?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: This has gotten way way out of hand. I don't
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: want to I don't know any and you need a
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: quick tell Mannie rocket would you need that to me?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Not a fact? I want that in the bad too.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: The more evidence I have, the better off is gonna
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: be from me. What did the note say? The note says,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Your husband Chris got me to play fall called shoot
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: what Oh my god, Chris was going to die tonight.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I was we was gonna have a bribe qu in
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: his honor. Do you hear me, Tommy? Do you hear me?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris Umblie is to me a oh
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: my god, Tommy, hey baby, let me radio show in
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the last Steve Morning Show, Baby, Steve fos More this
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: show come on now tell me this would made me
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: so nervous. I can really feel her. Couldn't you call
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: he feel her? As you know what? I actually felt
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: bad while I was doing it, but I kept right
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: on it and you did kept right on. Text me
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: this weekend July thirteen to the fifteen Comedy Club of Jacksonville.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: That's dude, Jacksonville. Plot of the Nephew was on the
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: way right after that. The following weekend, the A t
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: L got a brand new comedy club. Is that they
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: didn't moved it up to Atlanta Uptown Comedy Lounge as
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: July twenty through the twenty second it's in Hateville. This
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: this club has changed, you know, everything, everything, everything we
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  Speaker 1: the twenty seconds. Strawberry letter. Up next, I'm addicted to
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: my best friends girl. Right after this, you're listening to
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, right before we
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: get to the Strawberry letter, I gotta tell you what's
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: happening again tomorrow morning. The winning continues at seven twenty eastern,
• 55:14
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• 55:18
  Speaker 1: win Steve's grand prize of one million dollars. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: we're gonna play. Oh, we're gonna play. Are you smarter
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: than nephew? Tell me again? Can you have pretty dumb? Today?
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• 56:02
  Speaker 1: or as I like to call it, who isn't? Who
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: is it? Who ain't? All right? No? Wait, all right,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: well yeah we can wait wait for one. Let's go
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and buckle up and hold on tight. We gotta put
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject,
• 56:27
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• 56:30
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• 56:40
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• 56:44
  Speaker 1: girl is the subject. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: five year old, hard working single male. I'm tall, dark
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: and handsome, and the ladies love me. But there is
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: one lady in particular that I can't seem to get
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: enough of. She's my best friend's girlfriend. I was attracted
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to her from the moment I saw her, and I
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: could tell she was feeling me too. One day she
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: came on to me and one thing led to another.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Fast forward two years later, and we're still having sex.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: We have to sneak around because I lived with my
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: child's mom. Me and my best girlfriend. Me and my
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: best friend's girlfriend have amazing sex wherever we can find
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: a place to do it. We've done it in the car,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: in the park, and the mall, in the bathroom at
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the gym, anywhere we can. My best friend has no
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: idea that I'm keeping his girl sexually satisfying. He'd seriously
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: hurt me if he found out. So here's my problem.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Be quiet, Tommy. My child's mom went through my phone
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: while I was asleep, and UH saw all of the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: text messages and pictures that me and old girl had
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: sent each other. My child's mom threatened to tell my
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: best friend everything, but I managed to talk her out
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: of it. But I know how she is, so now
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I'm scared if I make her really mad, she could
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: tell it all. You would think that getting caught would
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: make me stop having sex with this woman, but I can't.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: It's like an addiction. Maybe the danger of getting caught
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: again is what turns me on. So what should I do?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Do I continue to risk my friendship with my best
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: friend over some really good sex. What's the guy to do?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Please help? Uh? You don't really want any help from us.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's just be real here, Okay. You don't
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you like everything just the way it is. You're just
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: a upset that you got caught because you already know
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: that this is wrong, and you know what to do.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Stop that's what you do? Uh? Mr Tall, dark and handsome.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: All the ladies love, And I think that's the thing
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: right there, you know, uh so called best friend. If
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: you're getting all this love from all these ladies, why
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: and you just date one of them? Why couldn't you
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: be with one of them, someone other than your best
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: friend's girl? Hump? You had to go after her. I
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: just think that's foul and and and you're not a friend.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I really hope your best friend doesn't find out for
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: your sake, because you're right, he would seriously hurt you
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: and you would deserve that. Okay, his girlfriend a k a.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Your side pieces foul too. And yes, if you guys
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: keep on, you will get caught because it's obvious you're
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: you're not that smart since you your real girlfriend, your
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: baby mama found the pictures on your phone. Why didn't
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you delete that? Okay, you're not that smart. You're supposed
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: to delete all that stuff, baggy. Come on now, um look,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: uh stop this immediately. I know it's too good to
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: be true. And you it's so good you can't stop.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: And it's like an addiction and all that. But you're
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: gonna get caught and you're you're you're gonna mess up
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: a great friendship between you and and and your boy.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: This this is this is just foul. Like I said, Jay,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: what do you have? And Dan? Dan? And Dan and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Dan and Dan and keep smiling, keep doing it. That's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: what friends are for. In good time in bad time.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I'll be tapping that forever more. Wow, boy, at this time, boy,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: you just gonna die. Yeah, when his best friend finds
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: out and he will would like to do right now,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: demonstrations of this young man talking to the funeral director
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: and he sets up his own j Let's hear Jallo. Hello, Hello,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: and welcome to rest Haven. How can I well, I'd
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: like to have on a nice black suit. Yes, we
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: have black suits, and please put a nice smile on
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: my face. We do, that will be the last time
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I'll be smiling. You have any idea when you will
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: be joy soon? And very soon we're going to see
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: the camp. Please come this way and look at my cast.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just as I got in trouble anyway. Yeah, but
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: what type of lining would you like? You're going to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: be so comfortable? Yes? Yes, would you like to have shoes?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: All the shoes. I'd like to have shoes on because
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be running. Yeah, that's what I had wrote down.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I had that right now because this one line in
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: this whole thing that got my attention. Maybe the danger
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: of getting caught again is what turns me on. Maybe
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: we need to stop playing a federal. I just said that.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I said, you know what agent want color suit? Start
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: lit that flower, Get down here and get the flower.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Another question we need to ask right now? How long
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: you won't remark? Do you want three minutes? But how
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: long you are? Okay? Who you won't over the body?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: And I know what you want on your tombstone told
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: you this time you just stop playing in the arrangements
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: put together? Do you have a whole church? What minister
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: you want to if it? Reverend Johnson, Reverend mack who
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: your body? What? So you won't they walk in? What's
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: all they walk in? What you want is this? We
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: got all kind of the race? All right? Up next, nephew,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: tell me we'll give hit the response. We'll be back
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour you're listening. Steve Harvey morning.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back. We're in the middle of this
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. I'm addicted to my best friend's girl. But
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: before we get to that, some breaking news and this
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: is really good news, guys. According to CNN, all twelve
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: boys and the coach have been rescued from the Thailand cave.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: So that's really really good news. He's got really good news.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: You do it, won't he do it? For sure? Yeah?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the rescue. Yea like the boys and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: lord in there? What he got him out. Yeah, so
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: all twelve boys and the coaches and the coach have
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: been rescued from the Thailand cave. Okay, that's really good,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: your coach, and I know I seeing that alright. So
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: back back to the letter, guys of the subject I'm
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Addicted to my best Friend's Girl. It was written by
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: a thirty five year old, hard working single male. He
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: says he's tall, dark and handsome and the ladies love him,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: but there's one lady in particular that he can't seem
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: to get enough of. It's like an addiction for him.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: It's his best friend's girlfriend. Uh. They've been attracted to
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: each other from the start. She came onto him and
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: it was on ever since. They've been uh doing it
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: everywhere they possibly can, for like the last two years now,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: in the car, in the park, and the mall, in
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, the gym. His best friend, of course, has
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: no idea that this has been going on, and he
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: says if he ever finds out, he's going to seriously
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: hurt him. I think we're all in agreement with that. Uh,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: he says, here's the problem his Uh, he lives with
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: his baby mama. She went in his phone and yeah,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: found pictures of him and the girl. Yeah, and text,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: text messages and everything. So now she's threatening to tell
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: his best friend, and uh, he's he's scared, he said,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: you would think that would make me stop, but it hasn't.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: You know, it's only heightened, Uh, the excitement for him
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: to mess around with his best friend's girls. So he
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: wants to know what should he do? Should he continue
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: to risk his friendship with his best friend over some
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: really good sex? What's he What's he gonna do? Uh? Tommy, Uh,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: this is really hit home to me because yeah, and
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I feel for this brother. Uh, we both suffer from
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the same thing. It's an addiction, Okay. And what he
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't realize he has not he hasn't gonna getten diagnosed
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: to know exactly what's wrong. Yes, what you have is
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: cookie for night. Um, you see it's a it's and
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I have that all right. And I have been addicted
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: because I've had cooking. Yes, I've had cooking for nights
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: for quite some time. I'm addicted to a lot of people.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. So j Low, I'm addicted
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: to her. You understand that, Halle Berry. I addicted to
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: her Neil alone, I'm straight addicted. Gabriel Union, I am addicted.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Janet Jackson, Lord, have mercy. I am addicted. Now here's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the problem that we have. Now that's your baby, mama notes.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: We got to take desperate measures, all right. We now
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: have to bring her into the phone. You gotta come
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: to the group. What do I mean it's time for
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: a threesome? We have to what Yes, we have to
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: listen if we're gonna make sure that we are out
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: of harm's way. Yeah, what's somebody to find out? We
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: gotta do them. We have to. We're gonna have to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: do baby mama. It's going all three of us together
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: in order to work. They in on it. That's what
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Are you dumb? Here's here's nothing. The only
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: issue I have with you. I'm not mad at you
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: about your best friends. I'm not mad. I've been there before.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Addiction is a powerful thing. My problem with you is
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: your damn phone. You don't know how to take care
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: of yourself. How many times? No, We've gone over and
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: over up. But listen what I'm doing. I'm putting the
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: app together, all right, that I'm putting an app together
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: for players that need this. I'm gonna have a phone
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: that a system on your phone that will actually wake
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: up the other person when somebody touches, when somebody you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: understand you wakes you up. Oh, I'm gonna have it. Well,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I got a Porkerpine and a Porkerpine app. When you
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: touch it, throws and stuff just coming up. Don't understand
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh, you're touching it ain't your phone. If
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: you blow up in your damn hending like a fire,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: you need that. You know somebody lost a finger like
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: that JPP you played for the app. That's what I'm
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: trying to say, a chance if you want this incorporated.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Can't sleep peacefully knowing you got this act exactly. That's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: what I like because like, man, I've been sleeping with
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: a phone on the rope, hangs around my neck. Y
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: phone on a rope, like hang your phone around. You
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: can not sleep knowing you might go on my phone.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: But what you have to do j You know I've
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: done this several times. Take the battery at your phone,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: put that in your drawl so you can get some sleep. Yeah,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: And and they added they added extra touch is waterproof. Yes,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you wanted to be waterproof. Yeah, okay, you take the show.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: You can see you. I know you'll have my phone
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: around my neck in the shop. I just got it.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I just got it. One got to happen. You know,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: they had a TUPAC holograph, have a at holograph. But
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: what your phone is? She thinking? Might be you're looking
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: at it, but that ain't that's not where it is. Yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: that's not where it is. You got to know how
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: to deal with these situation and how about leave your
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: best friends girl while you're dealing with dealing with that?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Is anyone you're trying to judge somebody? Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: just don't cheat at all. We're not dealing carlos, he asked.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: He didn't ask how to stop cheating? Wait a minute,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: an option or what about this? No, don't bring a
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: threesome into the mix. To what we've been saying, why
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: we avoid? She already know who does that? Who avoids?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: But you know, you know, addicted to something, the way
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: you handle it is to stop. Nobody said we wanted
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: to quit. Some addicts want to keep acting. I've been
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: doing it for ten years. A right, guys, listen, Uh,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: this is just everybody don't want to. We gotta go,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. You can email us
• 1:10:02
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• 1:10:09
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• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: you about it right after this. But tonight is going
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  Speaker 1: on at the Jaspond Comedy Club. Anyone westmant just to
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  Speaker 1: have a new Los Angeles, California. Ron Taylor, I Done
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• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: name and yeah, and we're marching commonly roulette. We've done
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: this before. But it's very simple. Give us five damn
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: subjects five. Put them on the wheel. Bunnett Burnett, were stop.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. That's that's it's scared, all right,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: you're ready. Here we go. Number one, I'm not ashamed
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: to say it. I don't like your mama. That's got
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: a lot on. We could just stop right there. Number two.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: All that stuff ain't real. I've seen that alright. Number three,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I've heard this before. Nothing to eat in the refrigerat
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: that right. Number four, all I had said was you
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  Speaker 1: and you got mad? Alright? Number five? Number five, you
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: know she's lying right, you know, all right, come on
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: it spun it. You know she lying right? You know
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: you know your mama. I don't like your mama. Well
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: it stopped on. I'm not ashamed of saying I don't
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: like your mama. I'm not ashamed of saying I'm gonna
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: tell you will let your mama. I'm come and let it.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Got high blood pressure. Put that much salt in every down?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: In fact, what is he proud of? What is the issue?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Would everything? Damn like everything? I'll tell you what not
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  Speaker 1: in shamed to say. I'll tell you why I don't
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: like your mama. Your mama kidding to be shut down?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: My damn kidding, that's why I don't like your mom. Yeah,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. Is hard beach, she ain't
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: so nothing. I'll tell you why I don't like your mama.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't like your
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: mama because you alware you talking about your lass Man
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: was the best one. You Hey, you got to say
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: it to me, dude, tell you why I don't like
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: your mama? When when will your mama go to bed?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I am I always sitting up there looking at I
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: don't tell you. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not even
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: lying to I'm gonna tell you what I don't like
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: your mama. I'm not ashamed to say it. Because your
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: mama lived just like your dad. I called her. I
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: can't tell him. I'm I'm gonna sit there and tell
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: you why I like your mama. I ain't scared to
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: say it, all right, because they're telling your mama talked
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: to me, she take your teeth owe and put him
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: on the table and talk to me without a damn
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: thinking that what kind of disrespect is that you ain't
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: gonna gome me doing coming. Let's let me tell you
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: why I don't like your mama. Your mama asked me
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: who my people? Who your mama people? Now, I'm gonna
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: tell you I'm not a shame to saying. Let me
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: tell you why I like your mama. To notice about
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: your mama. Your mama feet bigger than everybody, and ain't
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: the way in the world I can respect that. I
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: can't putting my foot down in here. I'm gonna tell
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: you why I don't like your mama. Because your mama
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: gonna bust up in the bathroom while I'm in Then
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I'm jumping out the shower and holler, he ain't nothing
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: like Shinda bats who Bates was way molding this. Let
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: me tell you why I don't like your mama. Your
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: mama liked the fight and I won't hear it like you,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: but you push in me. Uh, I'm gonna be I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: wnna tell you why I like your say this to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: say that I was she was babysitting our son. I
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: couldn't find him. Turn around, your mama, come around from
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: the back the baby. Talk to the bra. She best freedom.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. That ain't her joy. That is not her job.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: You know what. Don't wanna make your play and simple?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: You know what. I don't like your mama because I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: don't like your mama. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: don't nobody like. I don't like your mama. You know.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. And you like to walk
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: around the house and click it every now, just click it.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Just no, I'm gonna say this and I mean this.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you this about your Mama's not a shame. Hey,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. I like talking to people
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: with two front teeth. I enjoyed talking to people with you.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: I can't sit toil. She keeps fitting in my face.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: That's why I like your mama. I don't like your mama.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: She take a wig off. She looked like your daddy. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed. Let me tell you why I don't
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: like your mama. Why she gotta keep reminding me. You know,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I've been to prison. What that guy you're doing? You know?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Your mama took control. I don't like your mom. I'm
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: not ashamed to say it, But how come your mama
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: fixed my car while I was gone, saying I was
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: gonna do it? Give me some time. I don't like you.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. You know why time she
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: talking to me, she told them to start clipping him
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: right there in front of me. That is the nastiest
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: thing scene. Let me tell you why I don't like you.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Come we watched the Christian Town all day long at
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: your mama Housecuse that anybody? Yeah, I'll tell you why
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. I don't even know abody
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: she's even see this Like, I don't like your mom
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: because I caught your mom and the roof moving refrigerid
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: right by herself. Come to mama that strong. That's you
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: know what I don't like your mom. I don't tell
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: you right now because your mama fried chicken in fish
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: grease and I don't like that. Man. Comedy Roulette coming up.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: A New York Giants player who went in on the
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: t s A for us, spilling his mother's ashes. You're
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, I
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: have to just kindly chuckle at this um at this
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: story right here, New York Giants defensive tackle A J
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Frances revealed on Twitter that's the Transportation Security Administration t
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: s A spill the ashes of his dead mother. I'm
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: not chuckling about that, but man oh man, uh, this
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: story just gets better in his luggage, and so Francis
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: was very angry about their carelessness. Junior, please please read
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: for his tweets. Frances is upset and right and this
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  Speaker 1: is this is what he typed too, and he said it, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you pieces of blake at tears A. Next time A
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  Speaker 1: blanks feel the need to go through my mother's ashes
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  Speaker 1: for no reason, make sure you close it back so
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  Speaker 1: her remains on spilled or all my clothes. The last
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: the least of you pieces of garbage can do is
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  Speaker 1: blank your job. The craziest part of this tis a
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: sugar honey iced tea, is that I that I don't
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  Speaker 1: even care that they checked it. They were just being cautious,
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  Speaker 1: and I can understand that, But to not ensure that
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  Speaker 1: they won't spill back into my bag if you put
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: it back in the most unassinine and irresponsible sugar honey
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: iced tea. I have ever seen I set. He was upset,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I guess if I was t s A. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we have the two t s A. We two to
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  Speaker 1: at T s A s workers who was speaking to
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: him and confronted him. He's he's yeah, don't tell no, no, no,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: we have we have some good news we got and
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: we got a little bad news. We got most of
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: your mom. We got we get all your mom, and
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: we didn't get all your mama. But so this is
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: hypothetically sick. Yeah, guy, we scooped up as much as
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: we could. Y'all gonna let us re enact this now lesten,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: let us tell us why about his mom? Listen, First
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: of all, were sorry, okay, but we have most of
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: your mama. Now the jenes that was in now some
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: of your mom is in the pocket of them jeans.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, just I'm just trying to tell
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: you about your mom. Uh. There's you had a Sweet
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: and Low packet in there, and so that bursts and
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: that's mixed in with your mama, your mama, your mama
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: sweet Man and Low. So we're out if y'all don't
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: get back in this bay. Okay, we didn't know it was.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: You had it own so tight and then we were pulled.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: It bust everywhere. It did. Some of it did get
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: on the floor, but when we swept it up, it
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: is some it is some cigarette ashes in there. Listen,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I mean there's I hope you're not offended, but there's
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: a there's a paper clip in there. A paper clip.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: We just yeah, did your mama ever? Yeah, you didn't
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: like paper clip. I'm not even going okay, So we
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: just want to know that we're sorry. We're sorry. We
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: made a mistake. Was the apologize, We made a mistake,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: apologize but did right? T s A tweeted a real apology. Okay,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: They said, our officers are trained to handle your carry
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: on and checked property with care out of respect for
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: the deceased. Under no circumstances should the container be opened.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Please accept our apologies and our condolences. Junior friends did
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: not accept their apology. He tweeted a response, Please let's
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: have that, Junior, under all circumstances, go blank yourself. That
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: your heart. I think he had his eyes closed when
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: he typed that. Yeah. I think we had a coworker
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: that his cigarette and we stopped right, But let me
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: say this, it just it all due respect. Do you
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: think maybe in the future it would be better to
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: do a carry on and don't not not pack your mind?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would never. That should be the last time.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: I think you should put it in the overhead. And
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: first of all, you twig got no right to tell
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: me what to do with my mouth. But this's wrong
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: with your tis ages nothing. You think you're running for things? Right? Okay,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: all right, it's my bad. I put you saw it
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: was arn right. Well I'm not used to see an error,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: so that's you got me on that. I thought it
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: was just a nice base. I thought it was a drink.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't know what it was that was. So should
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: you should do a carry on? That? But we want
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: you to know we are sorry. All right, let's move
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: on and you again. I just wanted to say again
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: tis A did issue an official apology, and that wasn't it. Okay,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I responded to the president. We wanted to make sure
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: you don't understood how stupid from Yeah, I respect him
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: saying that real definitely all right, Yeah, Carlo, you mentioned
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I hoped, well up, they have an apology of sorts
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: to announce Um, I have. Of course. They said that
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: the name change, remember they were changing it from I
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: hop to I hobb instead of I H O P.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: They were going to change it to I h O B.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: And they had everyone guess what the B would stand for.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people said breakfast. A lot of people said, uh,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what, but uh it turns out it
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: was burgers. Um, well they admit that. Yeah. Yeah, they
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: admit that the name change announced last month was just
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: at publicity. Okay, yeah, yeah, that was really smart advertising, right,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Um yeah, they wanted to promote its burger menu. So there. Yeah,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: so it's still gonna be I okay and clever marketing
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: there the one in Hollywood on Sunset they did. Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: So coming up, we're gonna talk about O Gez. Okay,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: O Geez, when do you become an O g I
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: don't want to discuss it. I don't want to hit up.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: I do know what this has been bothering me. That's
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: what we'll talk about when we come back, O geez.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, Tommy, you're listening to the Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, As promised, we're going to talk about This
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: segment is dedicated to the o G s wherever you are,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: if you already know you're an o G. And if
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: you're about to find out, yeah, if you just found out,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: whatever the case may be. What happened Jr. No, about
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago, I wouldn't gonna play basketball, right, one
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: of my partners, Tony Graham Man. So yeah, so we
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: go out to the court and everything, and I'm out there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ain't played ball in about seven eight years. Play. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I played play like three and a half games. I
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: don't finished the last. So one guy was coming down
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: the court and the dude said, hey, school, get your
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: man over there. I didn't know who you're talking to.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I was schooled. That's how you know. You Oh, when
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: somebody else introduced you to let you go. I ain't
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: never been called school old school, right? Who is he talking?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: So I'm at this? This is man, this I got two. Um,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I'm making fast. So I'm at the Rockets game. I'm
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: at the Rockets game. And this is a while back. Yeah,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: this is doing the playoffs. This is actually this is
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: game seven and and I'm I'm tech soon shock, and
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: he ain't texting me back. And then he finally says,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: who is this, I said, this is Tommy. He said,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: you're changing number again. I said, I ain't changing my number.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: You do the one always changing your number. He said,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: my bad, old g Come holly at me doing shock.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not old man. You're part of the game. Yeah
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: you older than shock. Yeah I'm older. Yeah. Oh well
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: he's respecting. Okay. Now in l A, when we're here
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: at the studio, I go cross the street. This is
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: a few weeks back. I go cross the street and
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: get get uh to the barber shop and give a beer.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Done right, come back across the street and walking here
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: comes to his brother with a pit bull on the leash.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: And I passed by, and you know, threw my little
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: head up like how you're doing? How you doing? And
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: then he I think he said, old g sir, how
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: you doing? He gave but okay, I will I will
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: see your school and I'll raise your old g. But
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: when somebody meets me to go, oh man, that's um,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: that's that's old dude. That's old boy right there too.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah, you when they tell you, tell me, I'm
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: who's gonna call it school? Don't about the fight. But
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: then but then he was right because I didn't finish
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: all my games because you weren't holding it him. I know,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: man says like Steve says, old is the goal. All right,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more right after this. You're listening
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve's on vacation crew is
• 1:28:06
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• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: on the internet for every single thing, it seems these
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: days people are forced to remember just tons of different passwords, okay,
• 1:28:22
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• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: and it seems many of us are fed up with it.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: A recently, yeah yeah, A recent poll finds that of
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  Speaker 1: US adults think extra online security procedures are unnecessary. People
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  Speaker 1: have had enough of elaborate passwords made up of numbers, symbols,
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  Speaker 1: all their passwords. Most people have an average of thirty
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: four different online account including email accounts, social media, shopping
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: account and more. So, guys, do you think you do
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: a good job but creating passwords for your account? Do
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: you have a hard time remembering all your parents had
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: one number? The same number? Yeah, I can't remember none
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: of them. But I hate when you forget and you
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: got to go through this. You know what's your favorite story?
• 1:29:15
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• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: you told? I don't know what I told y'all Feer
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: first elementary school. Yeah, but the one that gets me
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: is who set behind you in the third grade. I
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: don't know behind me in the third grade. I never
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: get my money there. And the banking one, you got
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: to make sure you know you're well for your baking,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: because I got locked out my own account and they
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: won't they won't help you at all because you could
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: be anyone identity to tell change real the banks is
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: my thumb print to get into the phone, just get
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: right into your now. If I lose my thumbs, I've
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: in trouble. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I if
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: I scratched this thumb and it don't print up right there.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: But you know what I did. I got a notebook
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: right down all the passwords, and sometimes you went backing paper. Listen, listen,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: because sometimes when you reset the passwords and you want
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: the password that you want, you can't have it. You're
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: going and keep going. Then you come up with one
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: and you go, WHOA, what did I come up? With Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: I'm really It's not only pad, it's stuff in the
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: house that you like. I know, I put it here.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the hell it iss. Now you
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: got to find the password with the book all the
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: way home, pass by the day. Can't let that baby sitting.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: But I put I Love with all my passwords in
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: my phone and then forgot the password to the day.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: And listen and listen. You have to remember this. This
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: is what I learned recently. You have to remember some
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: numbers in your phone. What if you lose your phone,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: you gotta I'm just gonna have your wife's number, your kids, everybody.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: My son's number is son. Yeah, but I have to
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: commit it to memory. You have to commit some of
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: these numbers to My daughter's name number is Kesha. I
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: don't know how we remember some numbers. Yes, they had
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: like three games. Well it wasn't that many numbers. Don't
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: want that many people, That's right, that's right, averybody lit
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: it one. Yeah, but that headspace and put it in
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: your phone. And now you can't put it back in
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: your head space. You have no more space my phone.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: You never knew I was in that cave. I'll tell
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: you what else I forget. Yeah, I'll be that of
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: the cave. You'll never find me. I love my phone.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know about nothing. If my phone was in
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: the cave, I'm going back to I'm going back in
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: that cave, whether or would out to rescue work. I'm
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: going to get that phone. Boy, I don't leave my
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: phone nowhere. Yeah, but you know, if if you know,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: something happens if you leave it on the plane, call
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: nobody and a lever tell you something. When we live
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: in New York, I left my phone in a cab,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: I swear to you. I caught that cab at the
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: second like I'll tell you right now. Who don't believe you?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Page and walked right in, walk right into that one
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: whole on the floor. I'm telling you, guys, you gotta
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: remember one number because if you're you have to call people.
• 1:32:47
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• 1:32:53
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• 1:32:57
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• 1:33:59
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• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: because you only got one right, you know what? I
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: think it's like spades. It was one with a possible three.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: I think it went more like that. But you didn't
• 1:34:11
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• 1:34:16
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• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, man, it's possible that you don't get none
• 1:34:23
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• 1:34:26
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• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: of your head, name the seven continents right now? What
• 1:34:35
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• 1:34:42
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• 1:34:45
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• 1:34:52
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• 1:35:57
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• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: The title is this keep your ass out of these caves. Caves.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Caves are for bass to hibernate in the winter. That's
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: what caves are for. Now. The Three O G s
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: are gonna talk to our people this morning. Yeah, okay,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: And we just want to know who's that that coaches
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: that does teers do little football, baseball, football, so whatever
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: the case, snoop dollars football. Yeah, one on in Florida
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: was um in Florida football. And I know what you're
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: looking for. You're looking for some sort of entertainment to
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: have the kids the team, take the team on an outing. Yeah,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: you know someplace they can go that's safe, right, But
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: caves is not it. That's not it. Say your ass
• 1:37:01
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• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: at the cave. The cave, that's it. And you're talking
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: to who now? People that are coaches, Yeah, coaches that
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: want to take the league football, baseball team, little team,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: all of that, all of that, but we need to
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: give them some places they can take the team. Take them.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: You can take them to the mall to walk around
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: in the mall, walk around the mall and nothing with that.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: But if they you know, if the kids want to
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: they love water, you understand, take them to your house. Yeah,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: turrying the sprint clown in the front yard. Yeah, let
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: him run through that run through. You don't know how
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: much fun. That is the whole team gonna run through,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: run through that. These games that nobody you let them
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: sit on, say on your porch and play a game
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: of that's my car. Nobody plays the game. There's nothing
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: wrong with Give you another place that they can go
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: that they see all the time. You know the field
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: that you practice that across that field is a playground.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Take the right over there after practice. That's what's on
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: the monkey ball. We gotta go, no can, I'll tell
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: you something better. Find you an old lady in the hood,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: uh that still got a clothes lane and let them
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: zip line cross there. They got the two feet off
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: the ground, they go across the yard. If you file,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: you get back up, Get back up. Here's another game.
• 1:38:35
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• 1:38:37
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• 1:38:41
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• 1:38:45
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• 1:38:48
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• 1:38:52
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• 1:38:59
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• 1:39:00
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• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: against this, but hop Scott what it's safe? It's a
• 1:39:09
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• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: said we're gonna play hide and go seek. You count
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: a hundred, then you go on the house all night
• 1:39:20
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• 1:39:28
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• 1:39:31
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• 1:39:36
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