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Sister O'dell, Stacey Abrams Vote, Booty Talk, Golden State Rings and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit like the don giving
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  Speaker 1: them like the million bucks things in the stuffing through
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  Speaker 1: good listening to the other. For stay, I don't join
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  Speaker 1: joining me. You turn you're going. You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn you haven't got to turn them
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  Speaker 1: out turning water the water go. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: tha uh huh, I shore will a good marning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Y're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now
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  Speaker 1: wanted only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tweet the other day. When Steve Harvey used to get
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  Speaker 1: the preaching, I used to just turn the radio off.
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  Speaker 1: But Noah's different, old dude be bringing it. He'd be
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  Speaker 1: bringing the truth. I appreciate that, you know. Man. When
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  Speaker 1: I was younger, Man, when I when I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: do what I wanted to do, Man, I just man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear nothing else. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear nothing that contradicted what I wanted to do,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So it's a funny thing man about me.
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  Speaker 1: Man I was I would hear the truth, I would
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  Speaker 1: know it to be the truth. But because I had
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  Speaker 1: another plan, another mission, another goal, another set of dudes.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get done. I didn't want to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's a funny thing, man. It's like like
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  Speaker 1: when I was a little boy and I used to
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  Speaker 1: get scared sometime at night, you know, the booger man.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought that if I just pulled the blanket
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  Speaker 1: up over my head, that that meant that if I
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  Speaker 1: can't see the booger man, he can't see me. That's
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  Speaker 1: the theory. That's an ostrich, you know, sticking his head
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  Speaker 1: in the sand, thinking wow, if I don't see this dude,
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  Speaker 1: he can't see me. A lot of Ostriches didn't die
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  Speaker 1: with their head stick in the sand. I just didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to be one of the people that left this
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  Speaker 1: world with my head in the sand. But I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to say, man, this morning, that quit talking about change.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all listening, because because because this is real right here,
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  Speaker 1: quit talking about change, and let's make a change. You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't mind giving people advice. I really,
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  Speaker 1: I really really don't, because so many people along the
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  Speaker 1: way have handed it to me freely. Man. Some people
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  Speaker 1: just saw me doing wrong and say, young man, come in,
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  Speaker 1: let me talk to you for a minute. Some people say, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: look man, I know what you're trying to do it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: when have you thought about it this way? So I've
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of favor in my life, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of grace been shown on me, a lot of mercy,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people and came to me, helped me
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  Speaker 1: a long way. So I don't have no problem with
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  Speaker 1: this part of what I'm what I'm obligated to do
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  Speaker 1: in the mornings. But let's quit talking about change, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and let's make a change. She changed its growth and
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  Speaker 1: ain't no growth without change. You got people, man, You
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  Speaker 1: ever met a person that's just insistent on doing it
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  Speaker 1: they way? I mean, no body in the building think
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  Speaker 1: they should go that way, but they're so bone headed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is how I'm gonna do it. But bro,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Man, that ain't high as done. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna run into this distance. I'll show you. Hey a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do it that way. Man, if you are
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  Speaker 1: sick and tired of where you are, then you have
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  Speaker 1: to change. Change can only come from within. Can nobody
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  Speaker 1: make you change? Now? We got a penal system in
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  Speaker 1: place that can make you sit down. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to change, we'll sit you down, and we'll restrict
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  Speaker 1: your movement and your communication to the point where if
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  Speaker 1: you want to continue this foolishness, we're gonna put you
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  Speaker 1: in this building with a whole lot of people. That's
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  Speaker 1: a foolishness. And y'all just trick each other all day long.
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  Speaker 1: But if you are sick and tired of your situation,
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  Speaker 1: pray for it. Pray for change, Ask God to help
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  Speaker 1: you change. Ask God what he wants for you instead
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  Speaker 1: of always telling God what you want. It's an interesting
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  Speaker 1: prayer to have with God. When you quit going to
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  Speaker 1: God with your list and check in with God and
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  Speaker 1: see what his list is. That's a very interesting prayer.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a praying person, I suggest you try that sometime.
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  Speaker 1: It's so interesting. Man, do you know what it did
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  Speaker 1: for me when I started asking God what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: for me instead of telling God all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: still tell him what I want, but instead of all
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  Speaker 1: the time going to Him with what I want. You
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  Speaker 1: know what it did for me. It freed me up.
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  Speaker 1: It took a lot of pressure off. I no longer
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  Speaker 1: had to think of everything and what I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of times wasn't work in no way.
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  Speaker 1: And when I opened myself up to what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to what his wheel was, Man, do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much simpler my life got? And do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much bigger it got? I'm trying to tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you pray for change and you allow God to
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  Speaker 1: help you with the change, or if you let God
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  Speaker 1: just produce the change, the changing, you would be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been listening to me, especially out in La
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  Speaker 1: since I was on the radio since two thousand, can't
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  Speaker 1: you hear the change? I'm flat out telling you that
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  Speaker 1: a change has come. But I had to pray for
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  Speaker 1: the change because I couldn't make the change on my own.
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  Speaker 1: And then after you pray for the change, you got
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  Speaker 1: to work towards your trade change. You know it as
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  Speaker 1: a faith without works is dead. Everybody wants something from God,
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  Speaker 1: always want to talk to God about something. But then man,
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  Speaker 1: ain't ain't, don't, don't want to do nothing about it.
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  Speaker 1: Faith without works is dead. You can't do it that way, man,
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  Speaker 1: it just does not happen. So so after you didn't
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  Speaker 1: pray to God about it, what you gotta do then
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  Speaker 1: is you gotta turn around and go hey, man, all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: what is it I got to do? You know, you
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  Speaker 1: got to do something to bring it about. So after
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  Speaker 1: you pray for it, work for it, and do something
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  Speaker 1: to date about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks. The
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  Speaker 1: change can start today, Man, I want to change. How
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  Speaker 1: about today? You know, then you see them same people, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to change. That's next week. How about today?
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  Speaker 1: I see people years later? Man, I'm still in the
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  Speaker 1: same old situation. Man, I'm gonna do something. How about today?
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  Speaker 1: Today is a good day. There's nothing stopping you from
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  Speaker 1: changing today, nothing except you. You can begin the process
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  Speaker 1: of change immediately. And change is growth, y'all. And ain't
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  Speaker 1: no growth without changing. It's a simple thing. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you in broad strokes because everybody got something
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  Speaker 1: about them they need to change. That's why I'm not
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  Speaker 1: specifically talking about anything. I got some things in me
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  Speaker 1: didn't need to change so I can grow further. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: has something about them that they need to change in
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  Speaker 1: order to grow further and then go further. Now, what's
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  Speaker 1: stopping you is you won't start the change today. Don't hesitate.
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  Speaker 1: Make that change. And then I want you to watch something.
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  Speaker 1: When you change, Watch the difference in you, Notice the
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  Speaker 1: difference in you, feel the difference in you, and guess
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna be different. If you're watching for the change,
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  Speaker 1: if you're feeling the change, then guess what you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be different. Man, Watch for the difference, feel the difference.
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  Speaker 1: You will be different. If you're sick and tired of
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  Speaker 1: your situation, folks, you can change that. But the change
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  Speaker 1: is in you. It's a simple decision you how to make.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna change. The change is up to you. You
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  Speaker 1: can decide to day if you want to change, you
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  Speaker 1: want to be different. If you're sitting behind the wall,
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  Speaker 1: I love speaking to the brothers and sisters behind the wall.
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  Speaker 1: If you're behind the wall, man, and you're sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of being behind the wall, man, why don't you change?
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  Speaker 1: You've thought about that change? Man. If I get back
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  Speaker 1: out there, I'm gonna just do the same thing. Stop
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  Speaker 1: saying that. Stop breathing that negativity into your life. Decide
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  Speaker 1: today that you want to change. You can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody can change. If you don't know how to change,
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  Speaker 1: pray for it, man, Ask God to help you with
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  Speaker 1: the change, or you get some movement, then partner, you
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  Speaker 1: get a whole lot of movement. Then all right, let's right,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen. You know what today
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  Speaker 1: as a brand new day. Mamma used to say something
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  Speaker 1: to me on the way out to school every morning,
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  Speaker 1: on the way out to do it going to school,
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  Speaker 1: She said, boy, today is the day that the Lord
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  Speaker 1: has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. Well, Mama,
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  Speaker 1: your little boy still glad about it. Your baby boy
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  Speaker 1: glad about it, and he down here telling the world
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  Speaker 1: about it. I did what you said, man, I showed
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  Speaker 1: hope her and my dad is sitting somewhere proud of
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  Speaker 1: me because I showed been hustling for. This is the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morning Show. Who you hustling for? Well, let's
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  Speaker 1: get it on. Sherley Strawberry is off today. That won't
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  Speaker 1: happen again. I don't allow her to be off. Colin Farrell, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 1: Monica Junior and the legend of Nephew Timmy Junior. What's
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  Speaker 1: on your mind today? Man? You know unc Manu, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so thankful to just be able to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you about so many things. Yeah, I appreciate you, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to ask you something. I think calling
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  Speaker 1: timmy gonna agree. I just want to just make sure
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  Speaker 1: you're okay with it. You know what, since I got married, man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta started doing a couple of things. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just a couple of things. And so you know, my
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  Speaker 1: wife asked me and we were just talking about you.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't thank you gonna keep on doing single things? Did
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  Speaker 1: you for a second? Yeah? I know? But why but
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  Speaker 1: not really? I don't know. My mind just ain't got
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  Speaker 1: there yet. I've been single for forty four years. But
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  Speaker 1: to day though, I think I have to ask you
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  Speaker 1: to because I want you to know to tell my
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  Speaker 1: wife what we're gonna do. So I think you know
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  Speaker 1: like something. Wait wait, what excuse me? Did you say
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  Speaker 1: you said to tell your wife? What you said? I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you what my wife told me to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: So this is what we can do? Okay, she told
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  Speaker 1: you tell me something? Yeah. Yeah, why I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: the zook because nobody else's wife tell me what to do.
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  Speaker 1: But go ahead, though, okay, you know, because you know
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  Speaker 1: I've been listening to everything you've been telling me and
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  Speaker 1: people on the road this weekend. It's like Steve telling you, right,
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  Speaker 1: you I do bad, I'm gonna do better. So I'll
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  Speaker 1: just saying that, you know what I'm into now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: into Uh We've been married a while, so I'm into
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  Speaker 1: double dates. So I think me in you and your
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  Speaker 1: wife and my wife, we should all meet up at
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  Speaker 1: Apple Beef and I just made the reservations and I
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  Speaker 1: think we should go together. Uncle. I really want you
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  Speaker 1: to meet and I want you to understand that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we can just do dates together. We can then y'all
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  Speaker 1: can counsel us as a couple, and I think better. Steven,
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  Speaker 1: ain't margely going to applebee ned. That's it right in
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Tell him now? Why is he hesitant on
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  Speaker 1: answering me though, Well, let me start with a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things. And for those of you that's listening to
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  Speaker 1: the radio show, think that this might come across as
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  Speaker 1: budge or something like that. You feel, however the hell
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  Speaker 1: you want to feel. A a a matter of fact, I'm
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  Speaker 1: fine with it. So I'm just pre emptying my statement
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  Speaker 1: with this statement. Number one, I don't know where Apple
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  Speaker 1: Beast is at. Let's just start there where the neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: and what not? Where I stay? Now, you call that
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  Speaker 1: agg and if you want to feel how you want
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  Speaker 1: to feel. Secondly, what I'm finna do is price you
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  Speaker 1: out of the advice thing. Meet us for lunch for
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  Speaker 1: lobster in Boston Tuesday. You do it, all right? You're
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  Speaker 1: running that prank back right after this. It's not Boston.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can get the lime chicken at Apple because
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the menu. You want to get that.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, Okay, the nephew is here. It's time to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. What you got in, nephew. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people don't play the dozens where you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about your mama. You ain't never heard the quote I
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  Speaker 1: want to date your mama. I want to date your mama.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you get killed. Listen to your anco that
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  Speaker 1: one did they just drop the mic? I think, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I want to date your mom. Wa cat dog, if
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  Speaker 1: you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach Miss Burns. This is James. This is her son.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing man? My name is Gordon. Gordon just
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  Speaker 1: recently joined the church man within the last month and
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with with miss Burns.
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  Speaker 1: One of the members gave me a number, but I
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  Speaker 1: guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's is this a home number or what is this? Hello? Hello? Who? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a new member at the church. Yeah, this is it?
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  Speaker 1: Your number? Yeah? Man, this is my phone number. I'm James,
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  Speaker 1: I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to get in touch with miss Burns. Now is did
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  Speaker 1: you have a m a sale or home number somewhere
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  Speaker 1: I can get in touch with Miss Burns. Wait to
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  Speaker 1: time till your name is what? Gordon Gordon Gordon? I
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  Speaker 1: just joined the church, man, so I might not have
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  Speaker 1: met you yet, Jane. Okay, what God bless you man,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it because it anywhere I
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  Speaker 1: could get your mom's home number from me. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're just joined the church. I mean I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything there a message I could
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  Speaker 1: pass on to it? Though? Uh? Well yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if it's all right for uh,
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  Speaker 1: for me to take her out. I've been seeing them
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  Speaker 1: for the last Hold up, Hold up, Hold up, hold
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  Speaker 1: hold hold tell you were just saying to you a
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  Speaker 1: new member to the church and somebody gave you or
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  Speaker 1: they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and
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  Speaker 1: you're asking me if you could take an hout. Man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number by mistake. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's my reason for carl. I thought I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I've been quite hotest man.
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  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas from fighting and everything. Man,
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  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, you know my pops just passed
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  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with
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  Speaker 1: somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: she in the sixties. Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 1: The hell out of you. You how old man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
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  Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right. You know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: I look at it like James, right, James. I look
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  Speaker 1: at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number but
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  Speaker 1: the number. Man, It's just it wasn't your heart, man,
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  Speaker 1: And how you carry yourself? You know? Yeah, but my mama. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: but my mom ain't no cougar like that. And I
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  Speaker 1: know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember
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  Speaker 1: telling me that she trying some new things at this church,
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  Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
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  Speaker 1: you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you like my brother or something. Man, ain't no where
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  Speaker 1: in the world. My mama gonna be days to say. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: than Jane. Let me say this man. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even know I was calling you. Second of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling and speak with her. I'm not calling trying
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  Speaker 1: to get permission from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa whoa whoa talking about now? I don't think you're
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  Speaker 1: every man. I just came back from fighting overseed. My
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  Speaker 1: pops passed away not too long ago. I am the
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  Speaker 1: man of the house. Let's get that straight, right, now,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I don't care if I'm still living at
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  Speaker 1: home or now I'm the man of this house. All right.
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  Speaker 1: You calling the ass my mama on a date, you
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  Speaker 1: might as well just stick the church dog, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
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  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from
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  Speaker 1: you at all. Bro. You might no, but I respect
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting
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  Speaker 1: for this country. Okay, But if I decide I want
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  Speaker 1: to speak to miss Burns about going out, I think
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  Speaker 1: Miss Burns has every right to decide if she would
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  Speaker 1: like to go while with Gordon's or not, and Gordon
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  Speaker 1: wants to take her out, I took up holding up. Look, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how old you say you are, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Number one, you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm
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  Speaker 1: straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide,
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  Speaker 1: do you You bringing up my mama? You letting the
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  Speaker 1: word your mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: get you up, all right, I don't know where you're from.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get how old you are. I'm pretty sick.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: the back of the choir. It don't matter something's going down.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: You are not gonna get with my mama like that.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: You got that. That's up for your mama to decide
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: if your mamma want to go out with me to dinner.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna long with that, man, I'm I'm deciding
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: before dede blessed or get your woo. You got two choices,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight see three years to come
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: back and also deal with my daddy did and then
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do unless you want to get it
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: like that. Suffer from one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you. You You got that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I don't play. Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: It don't matter to me. You can count you. Okay.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: about you. Man. All I'm gonna say is this right here.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing to you? Manfo you explode,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing else to say. I got one
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, Yeah, man, James,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this. Man.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin moren to
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: show yo. Mama, Hi, got me the prank phone call?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: You get them out of here? Who hey, man, this
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: he've been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: we gotta get him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: my mama, are you are you kidding me? Man? We
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. We keep telling you keep gonna go hard.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: You gotta go with you, mama, if you're gonna do it. Oh,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: come on, if you're gonna go hard. Coming up next,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: we're gonna ask the clo. Right after this. You're listening
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: the hour. In entertainment news, cancel culture is in full
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: effect for Kanye and we all saw it coming. Law
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: enforcement issues are warning for parents of trick or treaters
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: after they find fentanol packaging candy rappers. And this year, kids, yes, yes,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: you gotta be careful this Halloween. Some stuff going down yep.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: And this year's Soul Train Awards nominees are announced. We'll
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: get all of that at the top of the hour.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: But right now it's time to ask the clo. Steve Harvey.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Ka and Memphis says My husband and
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I are counselors at church. We counsel couples because we've
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: been married for thirty years. I have an issue with
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: him counseling single mothers without me. He isn't an expert
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: in that field. Is he doing it to be close
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: to the ladies me? Like the counselors need counseling. Yes, side,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: you know, if you're supposed to be counseling couples, that's
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: one thing. What what? What is you? He all over
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: in the singles ministry? Thought his mother's he branching out?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Though he branching out y'all. That's another thing too, about
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: these churches, y'all be passing out titles to people that
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: ain't qualified. Marsh, you've been married thirty years don't mean
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you can counsel people on marriage. You obviously y'all problems
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: get your marriage, got some trust issues? Clearly you know
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: all this hill So yeah, I don't even see why
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: y'all counseling. It's amazing me, man, how you can get
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: a title like they put me in charge of a
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: parking lot ministry. You know, for one year you get
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: good at it? Uh huh huh. You did that for
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: a year. You're parking lot ministry. Uh huh, that's all.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: You just stayed outside and watch your call. What do
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: they do out there after all the cars its park?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: What do they do after that? But all I did
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: want to keep people from stealing people's cars while I
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: was in church where he parts in the hood. So
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: people were still calls while people was in church. So
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I was out there. I cut down we had, we
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: used didn't twelve calls and yield with we listened. I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: cut when I became the park a lot of ministry,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: we cut down were on hand. We really lost one
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: car in two years because I wasn't like Deacon thought
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: and I cuss on church grounds. I blank and see
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: you get blank? All right? You never custom church ground? Uh?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: No on church grounds? Next question? All right? Moving on
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Tunisia in Richmond. I'm forty eight years old and my
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: husband wants a threesome. But I think we've aged out.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: My body isn't what he used to be, but my
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: husband still loves it. I'm ashamed of my body, so
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm skeptical about doing it. Why can't Why can't my
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: husband understand this? Yes, he not concerned about your body.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: That's the way for the three. He's not trying about.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Your body is that new body that's been to get
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: bought into the mix. That's one of the reasons why
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: he wanted three. Your body was the reason for the plan.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Oh that's cold, two sooth and got a little woe out,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: so he wants a third in the You ain't worried
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: about you. Don't worry about you, shame or your body.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. Your body
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: is the reason for the three. Yeah, you ain't got
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: to worry about No, I'm I'm shaving my body and
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. He ain't care. He
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: don't care how you look when I tell you what
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the third one that's gonna come in there? Whoa or whoa?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Or she gonna be banging you believe that I think
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: we'd aged out. You get aged Outnia. He let me
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: tell you something, Denisia. His body ain't all that either,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: But he don't give a damn. That's it. Oh, yeah, Tenisia.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: He ain't what he used to be. Yeah, he gonna
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: do this thing up in here, though he got somebody
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: in mind too. He'd already disgusted. Yes, you're gonna be
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: surprised with how quick she can come over that. Oh,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: it's just waiting on your verdict. I think we've aged out.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm ashamed of my body. Else it's just one other girl.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: That's just one more. All right, let's move on. Felicia,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: she says, My boss and I went on a business
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: trip and he got tipsy and asked me to come
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: to his room for a nightcap. Since he was tipsy,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I told him I was tired and going to bed early.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I saw him the next day and he was acting
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: all weird. I do want him, but not when he's tipsy.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Should I tell him that and see what happens? Oh?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: If you tell him that and see what happening, you
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: go into the room the moment, yea, Felicia and Tampa.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: When some people drinking like drinking a glass of guts,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: he just took a swallow of guts and he was
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: able to say it. Now, the next day he was
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: acting weird because you thought he was tipsy, but he
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: was fully aware of what he did. It's the fact
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: that you turned him down. He thought you wanted it,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: but you turned him down. Now he's feeling some kind
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: of way like damn like answer, yeah, it's kind of crazy.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: She might report this to age. Oh yeah, but see
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: now you want it too. So now that you want
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: to just go on and breached the subject, just tell
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: well you could act like you till night when you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to room alady, ready for the room tonight, you know wow?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Or just when he coming down the hallway, you leaning
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: up against the dope. I thought this was my room.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: They don't do it, yeah, because she says she wants
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: him so yeah, just like Steve said, once she lets
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: them know that's all right. Last one, Steve Clo. This
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: is be in Seattle. She says, I'm thirty three years
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: old and I do body painting. My new boyfriend thinks
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I should start a legitimate business, and I wanted him
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to invest in my small business. He wouldn't do it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: He believes in me, but not enough to invest money
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: in me. Should I dump him? He don't know what
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you need? You body paint all you need somebody and
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: some paint or you need a somebody something. Yeah, you
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: body paint. You don't need no building. Ain't nobody feel
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to get you an old building? Who's gonna come down
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to your stow to get body painting. That's an in
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: house performance occupation studio. Steve, like you ain't getting no studio.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody come down those studio for that. You got
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: to go to people's house. Who gonna get the body
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: painted at the studio? Then getting the car, put the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: seat belt on, and mess up all the day. Now
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I got paid all in the car. My damn maybox
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: must be out your rabbit ass. We get meat body
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: paints at the house. Ain't nobody putting out You gotta strapped,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: cross your breasts and everything you know, messed up to
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: paint job. Ain'tybody coming to your studio and what we
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: got invested in forest paint? Just get some damn watercolors
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: and going about your business. And hell yeah, he thinks
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you ought to start a business, but he ain't got
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: investing it. Dump him. Body want to invest in this
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: ignorant ass idea? How many people you don't want to
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: get body painting? I ain't ever thought of it? No,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: not too many. Come down to the studio, get body,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: put your seat belt on it, and ruin your damn
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: camm put clothes on. Anyway, we gotta go bye. Coming up,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: we got entertainment news at the top of the hour
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: you're listening to stew. Consequences continue to roll in for
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Kanye West after receiving intense backlash over his anti Semitic comments. First,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Valenciaga cut ties with Kanye and issue this statement, Valenciaga
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: has no longer any relationship nor any plans for future
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: projects related to this artist period. No I edit that anyway,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: And then Vogues editor in chief, Um, what's her name?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Anna Wintour, She made it clear that she does not
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: intend to work with Kanye again. Kanye's White Lives Matter
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: shirts and his anti Semitic comments are too much for
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: win tour. They have been friends for over a decade
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: personally and professionally, but reps from Vogue and Anna Wintour
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: stated that Anna has made it very clear that Kanye
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: is no longer part of the inner circle. This means
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: that Kanye will no longer get features and Vogue Fashion
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: weak coverage or invites to the met gaylad of what
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: my barbershoft? He had the too heat? What you mean
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: he's out of your barber shop. We don't play noble
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Kanye in my barbshoft. He can't coming in. No oh, no, music,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: No more Kanye music. He hadded there too. He don't
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: even know it, but he hauded there. Yeah, yeah with Stevie, y'all,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: y'all pressure league, the barber shop. But you know, I
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: told y'all, I mean you said it last week. He doesn't.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: He doesn't understand. The sad part about it is he
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: doesn't listen many and um, you know, but like this
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: is what happens, man when you and i'm, I don't
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you can miss me with all this mental illness. This
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: is flat out stupidity. You know, I know, no and
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: no and i'm and I get tired of and everybody
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: wants to use that now because that's the popular loophole
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: for everybody. Some of this ain't mental illness. Some of
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: this is you stupid, because some of this is stupidity.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I know some people who suffer with bipolar a real problem,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: a real diagnosed problem. I know a lot of people
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: who are depressed, not a lot, but I know people
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: who suffer from depression. I know people who suffer from anxiety.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I got a partner that has anxiety, panic attacks. You know,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I got it. I know people who've been scarred from
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: childhood tragedies. Tum trauma. Trump, I was, yeah, what was okay,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: let's let's just step outside of the box for me.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: But was this purpose of winning the shirt? What was
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: that about? What was that for? Well, he's he said,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: because white lives do matter, no brother, But you also
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: understand why they came up with white lives matter, because
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: they're so damned selfish. Man. If you sit up and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: say black lives matter, we already know white lives matter. Hell,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: they've been counting more than hours since we got here.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: But what we tried to say was cannot black lives
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: matter also the same as yours. Black lives should matter
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: the same as everybody else. Everybody know white lives matter? Hell,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: what else you want? So for here and canvas to
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: sport these shirts, it's out of pure hypocrisy, buffoonery. It's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: just ridiculous, man, it's so spookish. You just spook at
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the damn dough. You know, you old mass say the
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: life matter too. We got to start saying our lives matter. Man,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: your ass up, Yeah you don't, you don't have enough.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: But then what really, on top of saying slavery was
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: a choice and all this other kind of tight stuff,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: then yea. And then George, the knee wasn't really on
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: George Floyd's neck. Come over, he was murdered. Yea, George Floy,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: This is not mental illness. Yeah, when you keep making
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: statements like this because you think you so deep, you
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: see beyond the surface. Slavery was a choice man too.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Who Yeah, her at her? Listen to me. Here's what
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: pissed me off when he said, you know when you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: look at the documentary. The documentary showed that when he
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: was calling his mama, he was talking about his girlfriend. Hey, doc,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: what documentary you talking about? Yes, you're talking about her documentary? Yes,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: but who is she exactly? She ain't got no facts right,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to be in this color skin she in.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Whole problem is the shame she has for the skin
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: she's in self versus the pride that I have for
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: being in this skin. Hello. That part if no ideal
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: what I would do had I not been black, I
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: would have missed the ride of a lifetime. With his pitfalls,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: tragedies and calamities and problems. It is still the most
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: valid thing going on with me. I take pride in
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: walking the room and being the only black getting him
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I take pride in being the first black tid who
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: to accomplish certain things. I take pride in standing up
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: and representing a culture of people man who have been undeserving,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: underrepresented in all types of areas. I wake up every
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: day trying to be as representative of our culture, our
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: people as I possibly can. And for her to him
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to be ashamed of it. Man, get out of here.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Your mama black? Wow? Yeah, absolutely, that's what killed me.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Bout y'all. Your damn mama was black. Now, who all
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: of a sudden you get a problem with it. I'm
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: cuss for you, But but you're gonna be able to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: say the one I won't though. All right, Well, coming
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: up at twenty after the hour, Georgia's gubernatorial candidate, Stacy
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Abrams had a major presence in the city of Atlanta
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: this weekend for spell Houses home coming. Yes, our next governor,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about it right after this. You're listening.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the viral video of Stacy Abrams
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: she was dancing at Spellman's homecoming this past weekend. She's
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: a Spellman graduate, and this past weekend she celebrated with
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the spell House alumni and students at their big tailgating event.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Then Stacy, she showed up on stage at Rapper a
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: lot of show, Now you know a lot of She
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: has a song called big Energy and Stacy Yeah, yeah yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Stacy got on the mic and told the audience I
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: need your big energy. Let's get it. Stacy Abrams. She
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: had a great weekend and she could dance too. She
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: was getting it. She was out there. Yes, Spellman played
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: mo House this this weekend. What's wrong with you? Yeah?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: He was uncle head as I just asked this Spellman
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: play mo House in a footballer. I'm just asking. It
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: was a home coming from Tom. Everybody can play Junian.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: The world has changed. Everybody can play And you think
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Spellman has a female ya? Moving on early voting? Would
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: you just say just now call moving on? That's how
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: you have Yes, thank you. I'm taking a page out
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: of your playbook. Did I did I sound like Kanye?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't know I went this star. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: didn't know I went right there. Yes, sir, yes, sir,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: he stupid. Early voting has taken place right now in Georgia.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Tell him, Steve Harvey, we have worked to do. The
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: election starts now. If early voting starts now it's elections on,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: it's imperative. We have got to show up, all of us.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: We have got to make them recognize us, and we
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: have got to make them count us. You can't keep
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: expecting them to count us if we don't show up
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: to be counted. No. Look, you got to pull your
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: chair up to the table so you can eat, so
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: you can have a say. So ask what's on the menu.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's no need of not voting. It doesn't make any sense.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: We're too important. We've proved it once. We can do
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: it again. Because they are trying everything, y'all, we are
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: not going to let them win. We are going to vote. Brothers,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: we are going to vote. I'm talking to all men
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: right now. We're voting. Man, We're showing up in numbers.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: We're going to get them. I don't know who they
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: think they're playing with, but hey, man, we got to
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: show them who we are. You know who we are.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Technically we should have been gone, but we still here.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: You know why because we because we them people. So
• 38:58
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• 39:00
  Speaker 1: we the people, go to when we all vote dot
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: org to get all your voting in. That's it, yes, sir.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Now coming up Steve at thirty four after the hour,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: your girl sister Odell is coming by and I want
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: to get her opinion on something. I got to ask
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: her something right after this. Hed luck with that, Good
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: luck with that. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: it's time bringing your girls, sister Odell. Oh o here
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: in the background, Tom and Junior you out here, well,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I know a revival when out here one ye, yes, sir,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I know together together the Morts Andrey Wash. Good morning, sister.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: You know, I just gotta come on in and get
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: to it called. My segments is getting shouted and shout,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: but we're making time for you today on this my today. Now,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I got a question for your sister Odale. One another.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Have you heard about this? Okay, there's a fourteen year
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: old girl, a student in Florida. She handed out more
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: than ten thousand dollars to her classmates last week. Now.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: The police were called to her school listen to this
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: after teachers reported that the girl was passing out hundreds
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: of dollars to other students. After a brief investigation, the
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: police found out that the fourteen year old girl broke
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: into her grandmother's sake and stole about thirteen thousand, five
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars of the woman's life savings. So can you
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: imagine that, sister Odale? Hell no, I know what would
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: you have done? Sister? Now? Because I'm trying to figure
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: out what the rest of the new story. What do
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: you mean that's all I got? You passed out the money? Huh?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Hot it all the yellow tape? It around the school, sister, sister,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: because I ain't just kicking high, but everybody got a hunt,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: gonna get give me my buddy. Hotspit of school, emergency
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: rooms over crowded. It'd been so much ass. Who was
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: going on up in their school? You'd have thought it
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: was a basketball game between two high schools. I have
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: climbed over the fish, went through the gymnasium, everybody in
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: there with a hunted I gotta got no ten thousand dollars?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: What you take a hundred fault? So so now, sister there,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I have you ever had any problems with a granddaughter
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: or a grandson like anything? Now? Oh? They never stole
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: all the mine, really all the minds. No, you don't
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: take nothing to that don't block on te take it
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: if you want to. I tell you what. I tell
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: you what, Yes, ma'am, your ass gonna be on the news,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: and the story ain't just gonna be for taking. You're
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: gonna have to have a recovery story. Look little Nisa
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: in the hospital and traction what happened because she just
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: old dare put some put some honor. Little it did, yes, ma'am.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: And what ain't you grow uping around me and be
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: no thief? I know that's right. This girl stole her
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: grandmother's savings. She sitting up in here working all my
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: life to say, thirteen thousand you to check your little
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: man's ass down there, and took it out and gave
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: it to some people's up at the school, just passing
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the money out, just buying reefers with the money, and
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: everything out reefers and everything with my money. I'm kicking
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: your ass, the dope deal his ass. Everybody getting song
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: rinking out at the school. I'm gonna whip their principal's ass,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: everybody getting ass off this lot. Heath ain't got no money.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Why is she taking it? She stole from my grandmother.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: That's called I'm whipping the kidding dolls. Ass after school,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going down and kick a cafeterier. Lad ass, what
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: did you do that here? Because she probably tipped them to,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you know, just get the lunch special and sit down.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: What are you passing off hunting fold of Huh? Yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: that is so samn shame. That's a shame, said sir Dale.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: That's a shame. What so what kind of advice do
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: you have for if a parent is going through this
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: with a grand baby? What should they do? What? I
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: just told you? That's it? Ass whippers? And when did
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: they go out of style? I kept getting y'all you
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: get back a handy problems y'all got in this world today?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Stop all this wreath for smoking and everything? All right,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: thank you, sister o'dale up next nephew Tommy's prank phone call.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the string show coming
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: up at four minutes after the hour today's strawberry letter.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Shirley left us a letter. The subject is we have
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: a problem sis. That is today's subject. But right now
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: you God? We got a problem over here too. We
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: got one over here too, Okay, it's right. Here's call
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: now this who lord? This is you gotta do? What's
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the time? All right? That's right, here's called the a ladies.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I couldn't do that a month ago after I know
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: he didn't do it. So whatever day he'd do something
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: he ain't done at a while, that's where he practice
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: come out with it. Then. Hello, this is called the
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: cake Lady. The cake lady, cat dog, if you would
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: cake did? This is Barbara y'all? I need to ask
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you what kind of cakes do y'all make at this place? Well, sir,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: we make all occasion cakes, birthday cakes, anniversary cakes, wedding cakes,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: pretty much whatever you need. What you're looking for, DoD
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: y'all be making a dunk cakes? Yes, sound we can
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: few adult cakes, you know, bachelotte parties and uh you
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: know wedding Well, what exactly are you looking for? Sir? No? No, no,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: The problem is this right here. I ordered a cake
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: from you all on Saturday. Huh. They were supposed to
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: be delivered to my daughter's school on Tuesday, and you
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: know she and junior oard school, thirteen years old. The
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: cake was supposed to have hand them ontowna on it
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and it was supposed to say happy birthday. Now the
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: get delivered over there today, and I can't, for the
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: life of me believe that this is opper. Were in
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: her classroom, all the classmates is in there, some teachers
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: in there, the principle that came down. We've been to
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: have cake and ice cream for the kids, but when
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: they open up the cake, it's a man's private part
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: on the cake. What oh, no, sir, No, sir, no, sir,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: no something No. We have never made a mistake like that,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: made that mistake that I've been calling this place all
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: damn day. Y'all didn't made this damn mistake. And somebody
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: gonna pay for this. I got thirteen, I got thirty. No,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to low it down now, okay, because
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: we can't get nothing settled if you're yelling and I
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. Okay, I need the lord that you
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: should have Lord that private part off that cake. That's
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: where I shoot, sir. What is your name? My name
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: is Treble? And now where's the cake supposed to be going?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Middle school? Middle school? Now, when was it delivered? Sir?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I just don't see them there right there. You can't
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: remember that's how y'all made the damn mistake. So please
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: just answer the question so you can get this settled. Sir, No,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: what who is the owner there? Excuse me? I am
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: the owner. My name is Boba. Now if you give
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: me the information, I'll try to make this thing right
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: because it couldn't have been my company. Are you absolutely sure, sir?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm positive y'all are the ones that delivered the damn Okay, listen,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I got all these thirteen year old kids in their
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: chromatized and the teacher okay, looking at me crazy, stand sir,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: but I need to calm down just for a minute.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Wait, wait, you want me
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: to calm down? You should have took that private part down.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I can understand, but I don't think it was my company, okay,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: because we've never made a mistake like that. Now, we're
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: very careful with that kind of stuff. Now, cirtain, hold
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: on one nut, come here. Do you know anything about
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the case delivery at Hannah Montana Cake going to middle
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: school today? Y'all? Did y'all make any deliveries? Okay? Thanks, sir.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I just talked to my driver and he's been with
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: me about eight years, sir, and we've never had a
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: problem like this. He's never too the cake over there, sir?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Are you sure it was my condamn shoulders place? Lady?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It's this for your driver line. You know, you know
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: mistakes can be made, but I can't make a mistake.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You got a man's private part and in front of
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: a bunch of thirteen ye old kids out of I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: can't understand. I would be upset to. I have children too,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: so I can understand what you're trying to say. But said,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell you is this is not
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: my company you're talking about. We wouldn't have done anything
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: like that. I've been in business with thirteen years. What
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: is your name? My name is Barbara. Okay, So you're
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the one behind all of this on this damn cake.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: It was full of behind him Montana and wand up
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: be in a man's private part on the cake. So
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: come on stop and think about it. You know your
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: favor would not deliver ard school and a duck cake
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to a school. Now I understand you upset lady? Do
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: you understand what has happened at my daughter's school? And
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I apologize for it, sir, But I don't believe that
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you ordered the cake from my company. Okay, as a
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, make cakes on Friday, sir. Wasn't no
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: cake delivered today? Sir? It's a Tuesday, And what the
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: hell I mean it's a Tuesday. Ain't nobody in cake
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday, sir. I have told you that that couldn't
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: have happened here at my company. Okay, look, let me know. Okay,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'll be happy to make a cake for you, sir,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: and to send it to your daughter. But sir, it
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: wasn't my company. That don't won't no mo damn cake.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you what
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do. Lady. I'm gonna call my lawyers.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with the police, and I'm coming over
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: there to shut that down. You won't sell a copcake.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: When I get through with y'all, sir, you know what
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you do. I'm going to pa. Let me tell you something.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: This is my business that I've worked for thirteen years
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: to build. You ain't gonna come up here doing I'm
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: gonna shut that. You come over the sisen up. Your
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: mammy won't even know who you are. You need to
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: get off my song. With this. That's something in the
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: first place, sir, I dare you call me with that?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: And what the it's your name? I already told you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: my name is Trouble whatever. Bring you. It's up here,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: and I got something for you. Bring you and the police.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Do you think I'm gonna let some go like you
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: come jeopardize my business? I've got a business too long.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing now. I don't know
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: who you called it, but it won't show up my company.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I understand everything you're saying, and
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I understand when I get over there, I'm gonna shut
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: it down. Me and the police won't come mine here
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: and get your step down, and you're gonna have a dought.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I'm crying over your now, I'm choking what my company? Now?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Get off my phone? Do you hear me? I got
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to do do, lady, this thing
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to tell me talking about shitting down my companies. I
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: got one more thing is you're listening to me. I
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: ain't listening what you got to say to me. This
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your girlfriend. Oh my god, Oh
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, tell gona get up this moo. Oh my god,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her by hello.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: B oh my god, Oh my god, please kill me.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not on the radio. You ain't on the radio now,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna be on there in the morning. Oh lord, no, no,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: my preaching. Everybody else gonna be on it. Oh my god,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill it. I'm gonna kill it. I'm gonna
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: get me a cake and gonna her job up. Lord,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: oh lord, I'm gonna get somebody stop playing like that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: You know, she's gonna have to look out every day.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: She ain't gonna never whear us coming from. I'm gonna
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: be like the thief in the night on her, missus.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Bar I gotta ask you one more thing. What is
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Hards And on the show, y'all,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: what can you make it? Can you make a socket
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: to the cake? Yeah? I can make a socket to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: your cake. But even hope it ain't got a gun
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: in it round. That's what somebody like that they business there,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: That boy right there, that boy did something stupid right there.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: That's what he did. You're straight up, he said, that's
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: when you know you stood up in it, when you
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: stand up being stupid. See, that's what I did right there,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: and everybody here, y'all. Yeah, I don't want to go.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: He don't want to go. I don't want to go.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Let nobody out stupid. Shoot you better get your national platform,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: and he's stupid on it. Let me take this gift
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: called freedom and celebrity and let me bury myself with
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: my own. Come out. Come on, Chase bab I'm not
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: that stupid, but I will be at the old march.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Put the dirt on me. Carson, South Carolina, November the twelve.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I won't be that engnant, but I will bet. I
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: won't be all this money. You ain't gonna cancel me out,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be ignorant, but not that in Okay,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: that's oh my shrine. Come on, Carlson, South Carolina. I
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: don't need no more articles. Come on. Coming up next
• 53:36
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• 53:47
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• 53:53
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• 54:10
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here It is Berry Letter.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Did you hear me talk? Oh? I heard the fact
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: that I get to do my intro y here because
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: when he not here, I mean when when you're not here,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: you don't want me saying nothing? He don't like me?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: You mean do you mean you mean don't want you
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: saying nothing? Like now when she could be reading a
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: letter like you don't like me unless he loves you?
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Talk about We'll talk about all right subject. We have
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: a big problem sis. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been divorced
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: for four years and my seven year old child is
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: caught up in a dysfunctional mess with me and my
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: ex husband. After my divorce, I found out that my
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: older sister was having an affair with my husband. Throughout
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the divorce, she was my rock and I turned to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: her for advice. Since she'd been divorced three times. All
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: of the signs were there that they could have been
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: messing around, but I was going through hell, so I
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: didn't notice. My sister had started calling me at work
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: a lot, and I thought it was to check on me,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: But I found out later that she was making sure
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I was at work so she could be alone with
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: my husband in our bed. When it all came out,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I felt so stupid. It seemed as if my husband
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: was relieved to give me the details. Well, fast forward
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: to present day. My sister lives with my ex husband
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and they are planning to get married. This is torn
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: up my entire family. My son knows that his mommy
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: and his auntie don't get along, but he does not
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: know why. He constantly asked me why his auntie lives
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: with his daddy instead of me and him living with
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: his daddy. All I told him is that his auntie
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: hurt his mind really bad. I have never said anything
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: negative about his daddy to him. He's too young to understand.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I have told my ex that our son does not
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: need to stay with him right now because it's confusing
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: to him. My ex is so very nasty toward me
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: and still has no remorse for what he's done, so
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: he insists that he gets weakend visitation. Before years, I've
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: been bitter and angry and want to hurt both of them.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Someone mentioned counseling to me, but I need a little
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: more than that. I need peace in my life and
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: in my son's life. How can we move on from
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: this and be happy? Wow, you're a really good person
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to not have, you know, done something physical and violent
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: to both of them. I must tell you some sort,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you know, even if it's at a low level, some sort,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, I really have to commend you for that.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a person. I'm a woman that has
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: two brothers. I always wanted sisters because I, as you know,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: just wanted that closeness. She could be my bff, we
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: could bond all of that. But clearly this is not
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: the case in your situation with you and your sister.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's ratchet and trifling, she really is. I mean,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: calling your job to see if you were at work
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: so she could be with your husband and your bed.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Now she's living with him, you divorced because he was
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: This is just awful, I mean, and I can imagine
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: how this has torn your family apart, and he doesn't
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: seem to care. Your ex husband, what effect this has
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: on your seven year old son. That's really where your
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: focus should be. How is he going to come out
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of all of this? So to you, I gotta tell you,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: you got to be strong right now for the both
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: of you, because this kid is confused. Okay, so daddy's
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: not living with us, mommy, but he is still in
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: the family because he's living with Auntie. Now can you
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: imagine how confusing that is for a child? And then
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: your ex husband wants visitation on the weekend, so he's
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be over there still with his daddy, your sister
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: who now might be his step mom slash Auntie. I mean,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: the confusion and craziness of all of this. But you
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: know he's gonna find out she's been to force three times.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: He's gonna find out why in just a few short minutes.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: He will be I'm sure ex husband number four when
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: this is all over with, because she is trifling. She
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: is ratchet, your older sister. I mean, of all the
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: men in the world, she goes after you. You're a man,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: your husband, I mean, and right in your face. Yeah,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: but how do you get through it? This is a
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: tough one. Right here, I'm gonna have to tell you
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: if you can, yes, I want you to go to
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: some counseling for sure, for sure for you and your son.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: And this is hard. You're gonna have to try to
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: find it in your heart to forgive them in this situation,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: because that's one of the cleanest ways you can move
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: on with your life. I mean, that's hard. If you can.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You know, I didn't say forget, but you're gonna have
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: to try and forgive them if you can. That's what
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I have for you, Steve. All Right, before I read
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: this letter, I want to make this statement right here
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: that nothing I'm about to say is what I really
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: want to say. Nothing. Nothing. You want to cuss, don't you.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Well it's not so much the cuss, but you do. Though.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: What I want to do to the both of them
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I can't say on the radio or recommend. So let
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: me take this approach to this. This woman has been
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: divorced and she's got a seven year old. They caught
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: up in this dysfunctional mess her ex husband after your divorce.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: After the divorce, now this is after divorce, you find
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: out that my oldest was having an affair with my husband. Okay,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: So I'm now you found this out after divorce. This
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: is your saving grace in this whole thing that you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: found out after you got the divorce. God spared you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: knowing this during for a particular reason, and you turned
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: to her for advice because she's been divorced three times
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: and she did something to make you think she was Okay,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: when I come back, I'm gonna tell you the grace
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: in all of this that you have. There is an
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: upside today. Okay, Steve, hang on, We'll have part two
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. We have a
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: problem sis. This woman been divorced four years, got the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: seven year old child who's in this dysfunctional mess, her
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: ex husband. She found out after the divorce, that found
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: out that her oldest sister was having an affair with
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: the husband that you got the divorce from. Now, there's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: a reason why you didn't know this during because that
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: would have been gut wrenching. I'm pretty sure it is now,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: but at least you got the divorce. Now, during the divorce,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: she was your rock and you turned to her for advice,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you know, because she's been divorced three times. I don't
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: know what advice you get from somebody that's been divorced
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: three times, except especially when you're going through a divorce,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: except just how to get through divorcing. That's the best advice,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Especially when you find out that all the signs that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: were there that they had been messing around, but you
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: didn't notice. Your sister was calling you at work. You
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: thought it was a check on you, but you found
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: out she was making sure you was at work so
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: she could be along with my husband in our bed. Okay,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: now that's Triflet let me tell you what's wrong here.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: You have discovered after the marriage that two of the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: most despicable, trifling people were in your life. You had
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: a bad husband, you got a bad sister, and it's
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: led to a bad situation. These two people right here
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: are the worst of the worst. The blessing is you
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: had you got a chance to get away from one
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: of them. Now, a problem with siblings is you don't
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: get to pick them. You're born with them. Because your
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: sisters don't mean you have to be friends. You and
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: your sister are not friends. Now, Shirley said, a good thing.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Shirley said, you have to forgive. I don't know how
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you forgive this right here, but you do have to
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: move on from it now. When it all came out,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: you say you felt stupid. And then it seemed as
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: if my husband was relieved to give you the details.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: While number one, he had been living a lie. So
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: giving you the details also was to make you feel
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: a couple of things. Number one like something was your fault,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: and number two, it was your sister's fault. See, dudes
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: that open up about stuff like this is to say
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: to him, some of this, if I hadn't been around
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: in this situation with you and your family, it were
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: half of it is your fault and the rest of
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: it is your sister fault. Now fast forward to present day.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Your sister live with your ex husband and they planning
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: on getting married. How you think that's gonna work? As
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: surely pointed out, she'd been divorced three times and she
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: didn't slept with her sister's husband. What type of blessing
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: you think, Finn to be on this mess right here?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Thank God you out of it. See, oftentimes when God
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: pulls us through stuff, we mess up by dabbling back
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: into stuff. Well, now your son is another problem. He
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: knows that his mommy and his auntie don't get along. Well,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: that's cool, you can explain that. Quit taking him over there.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: He constantly asked me why his auntie lived with his daddy.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Adds a little bit of trouble. And if he's seven,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: he going to school. Somebody else going to ask too,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: instead of you wan't know, instead of why you and
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: him don't live with your daddy. I told him that
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: his auntie heard his mommy really bad. I've never said
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: anything negative about his daddy to him. He's too young
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: to understand. I've told my ex that our son does
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: not need to stay with him right now because it's
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: confusing to him, which is a true statement. But now
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: he has no relationship with his father, which is probably worse.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: So I don't know that sister is causing some confusion
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: in him as to why his daddy is staying with
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: his auntie and not staying with him and his mamma.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: That confusion is going to exist whether he sees his
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: dad or not, but him not seeing his father he
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: needs that. He may not be a good husband, he
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: could be a good father. Though my ex is so
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: very nasty towards me and still has no remorse for
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: what he's done. Well, he's nasty towards you because that's
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: a defense mechanism. He got to be nasty towards you
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: because you have every right to be nasty towards him.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: But kindness kills baby. Or if you would to just
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: be kind to him and his ex wife, him and
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: your sister, it would kill him. Now that's gonna take
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: a lot for you. And I'm not sure you the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: person that has that, because for years I've been bitter
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: and angry and I want to hurt both of them. See.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Somebody told you that you should go to counseling, and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: you really should, because you need to talk over this
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: with somebody to discuss your feelings. But I need a
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: little more than that. Well, the only thing more than
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: that is God. See, And the one thing I'm gonna
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: tell you, some old people say sometimes you got to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: let go and let God. You gotta take this situation
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: that you going through that's bigger than anything any of
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: us have for you, and you got to turn it
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: over to God. I ain't joking, man, You really got
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: to turn this one over to God because you need
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: peace in your life. And I know no better way
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: to get peace in your life through a relationship with God.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know a better way. It's my peace in
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: my life and in your son's life. How can we
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: move on from this and be happy? You move on
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: to it because He got you out of it. Stop
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: dabbling in it. You got to play the game now. Okay,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: this your daddy boom and separate yourself. You gotta get
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: to that point or you're gonna lose your mind. You
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: need counseling and you need prayer. Okay. Hit us up
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and Steve Harvey FM to comment on Today's
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You can also check out the Strawberry Letter
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: podcasts on demand. Not coming up next Junior with Sports
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Talk right after this you're listening to. Okay, it's time,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I'm Sports Talk with Junior. What you got Junior? First
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: of all, call it. Let me go ahead and just
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: thank Richmond Virginia for showing up like they did. We
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: show appreciate you. Richmond won't seek five to beat y'all
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: showed out. Thank y'all so much. But you know what
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: this weekend was, call it Tommy Hood HBCU home Coming
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Gays was in full effect. Heard, Yeah, I'm talked about
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: the Telgate and the concert party having all over the
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: country this weekend. O. You has okay, you had spellmane
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: the Spellman beat more House. If you ask that question
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: one more time, you were gonna call you Kanye two
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: point er four for you? Who spell Who did they play?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Play in? What? Yeah? Exactly if it Spellman's home coming?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Who the hell did they play? Did they Spellman? A
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: group of intelligent, articulate women. I know my sister. They
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: have teams, the eight teens, they have book scholars, they
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: have He said his sister went there. Why is he
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: asking why he was? He was Magna Coomb Loddy. I
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: got out that. I'm asking y'all who the hell he weighed?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: We know who was? You gotta talk to you? Wasn't
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: your sister may have? Yo? You damn show because I
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: didn't even know what it was that part. Hampton had
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: a whole coming this weekend. Howard Jackson State Man, you
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: didn't not see Jackson State? Come on? Come on, by
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: boy boy. Did the Browns win. Hell no, you didn't
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: know that. I ain't seen nothing. It ain't nothing over here.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe y'all y'all probably need a whole coming. That's what
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: y'all need. Jess State Side were probably the most stars
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: stud it because they have Michael Straighthando came down to Jackson,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: missus boy. But this went threw me though. This on
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: threw me. And I don't know how this going home coming,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: but the whole cast of p Valley. I love the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: old cast of people. Cliffoot was in the build home Coming. Yeah,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: let's fly now. You know why, Juli, because we got
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: time today. Yeah, we got time to day. We swack
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: shut out the Jazz State Man. You know, man, you
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: ain't seen it. You just go to prime Instagram see
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: everything that happened at the home coming. We go of
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: the Brown's game. Oh let me get you that right now.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: With too much to not enough, you too much to
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: not enough, I'm gonna get to you. I had to
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: shout at HBCU just to give black people some love
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: right quick. That's how we love it. Home Coming in
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: full of fact. I'm sto tomorrow. Thank you Junior for
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: the home coming update. PEVU home Coming. This Weekend You
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three three they lost the Browns. Okay, we
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: got a lot going on, all right, let's bring it in.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Tommy has
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: an issue and he needs your help, Uncle Steve. We're
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: talking at the time. You're listening to show. Okay, Tommy,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: what is it now? You wanted to ask your uncle
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Steve something? You've been tripping all morning? What isn't? Now?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: What's I have not been tripping? I have been myself.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I have been myself completed much so Okay, I have
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: been I ain't been nothing but Timmy this morning. But
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I just want to talk to doctor h doctor Ages.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Who I want to speak to doctor Age? That's that's
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: he knows who he is. Listen. I've been suffering from
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: b h A b h A and I'm just trying
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: to find someone who, well see you you was born?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: What is? What is? Doctor? Doctor Age? What is or
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: big head ass it? Boys? Don't run over this? Wait
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: a minute? What is it? I thought it was a
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: big head ass it? I was no b h A
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: is booty halic anonymous? Now listen um. When I was
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: in eleventh grade Regina College, who walked in my fourth period.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Uh English plans with a big old booty. Ever since then,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: you know, I've been I've been a booty halic. I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: like them. I stay at him and uh this this,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: this has been going on for years and year and
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: my heart huh go ahead. I just said, yes, yeah,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: my heart has grown fonder and fonder for big bootists.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: But what now it seems like I need some help
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: because I can't quit stand at him. I can't quit
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: looking now him, I can't keep and I'm just want
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: to stop and talk to doctor H and see if
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: you can get me through bach once again, Booty Holic Anonymous,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I'm my name is Tommy, and yes I have a
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: booty holic problem. And well, first of all, Tommy, thank
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: you for calling in today up to H. And this
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: is a very common syndrome, so I don't want you
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: to feel alone in this matter. You suffering from b
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: h H. Booty holics anonymous is a very real thing.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: The fact that you stare at them uncontrollably and you
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: can't stop. There is a solution for it. Now, what
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: is that? But especially for married men, there is a
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: solution for All you have to do is intentionally in
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: front of your wife. Stare at the next one that
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: walks by, and make it as obvious as you can. Wow,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: now I'm talking about stare at it. True. Yeah, make
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: little noises that's supposed to be under your breath, you know,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Do that in front of her, in
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: front of the wife. Yeah, you will be cured after that.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: You won't ever do that again. Well, look at where
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: we'll look at the new married boy. How that gonna work? Uh?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Here you go, Come on, come on, a little stupid
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: here you go. How that gonna work? Oh it ain't.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Now help me, help me with this doctor age. Okay,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: when I'm in the middle of the night, two three
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: in the moaning, when I'm dreaming about big old, big
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: old boot is yeah, and I wake up in a sweat,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: What do I need to do at two o'clock in
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: the moment when I all these boot is just in
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: my head? What you do then is take your pillar,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: uh huh and wipe your face and mouth with it.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: And then what what, cousin, and you're gonna when you're
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: dreaming about these big bootiess, grab your pillar? Asked if
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: it were one? If when you wake up, wipe your
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: mouth and face, which an essence will be a booty
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: that will allow you to have a moment with it.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: This is really stupid, and Junior, what are you writing down?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: This is stupid. He need all this. It's good, Junior
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: write all this. You're gonna need all this information because
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: you you're young and stupid. Ain't nothing worse than a
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: young stupid Thank you, Tommy, Thank you, doctor Age. No, no,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: thank you, And I'm I'm big up to all the
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: bootists out there. Thank you. Shut up. Tommy coming up
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: After this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Tommy,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: I heard you and Junior commenting on how big the
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: new NBA those championship rings are last week, don't stay warriors, Yeah,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: receive their championship rings and they are huge. They are
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: right big now they're putting them on tall as people.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Junior, y'all ain't gonna be able to wear
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: the ring. We could wear that ring, y'all. If y'all
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: don't keep y'all hand in your pocket, y'all, rain just
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: be dragging on the ground like y'all knuckles. It's so
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: big sixteen carrots of yellow and white diamonds. They are huge,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: like you said, Steve, they're heavy. Would you walk around
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: with sixteen carrots on your hand? That damn thing right on?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Except Atlanta? You can't put that ring on in Atlanta
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: and you can't wear and Joe Hanniesburg, you the one
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: in your whole hand be gone? Yeah? Yeah, put that
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: ring on? Beat like this said, pink and ring where
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: you are? I'll be in the ward show? What picking
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: my teeth with it? I have it on my baby finger.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a lot of ring right there. Man,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: that's a low damn award show my finger. Steve picking
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: his teeth? You s again? Or that championship ring? But though,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go. Hey, let me If I
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: ain't picking my teeth, I'm gonna be playing with my nipples. Okay. Anyway,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: another round of would you rather right out this crazy
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening show? Would you rather? Okay? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: no soap of any kind in the house or no
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  Speaker 1: electricity in the house, No soaper, no elect any kind
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  Speaker 1: or no electricity? Soph Yeah he had electricity? Oh no, Chris, No,
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  Speaker 1: we babe in Washington you can't use that though. No soap. No,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't soap. That's so so piuded, that's so powder.
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  Speaker 1: Where well your answer being there with that plane. So
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  Speaker 1: you're a little fucking as you're a little fucking was
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  Speaker 1: gonna get clean though, that's what you gonna Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: not fitting up in head. Just be nasty, get some solid.
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  Speaker 1: There's some murphas in here, Murpha. You're gonna be in here. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We don't don't understand. Man, I don't smell it like
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  Speaker 1: disinfected before purps oil soap ya. He don't know nothing Murphis,
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  Speaker 1: but it is Murphis. See, Junior, Your problem is you
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  Speaker 1: ain't been dirt before problem came out. You went to
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  Speaker 1: college and everything came out, got your job, got your
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  Speaker 1: copy in comedy. All this here. You ain't been dead.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't never took a bath, hey, Junior, I grew
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  Speaker 1: up with no running water. We didn't I didn't flush
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  Speaker 1: the toilet till I was five, Junior. I took all
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  Speaker 1: my baths in the number two washtub. I'm on boy,
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  Speaker 1: number two washtub. I didn't even know what a bathtub was.
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  Speaker 1: When I got to Cleveland. Saw a bathtub, well, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was swimming pool. Tell him, tell him how
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  Speaker 1: good a hot dog water? You'll dough boy, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: having a hot dog water. I used to do it
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  Speaker 1: the timmy all the time. Told him it was soup.
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  Speaker 1: I bought the hot dogs. I ain't all the hot dogs,
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  Speaker 1: and I poured a little cup in there with time,
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  Speaker 1: and I put a little cracking them next to it.
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  Speaker 1: Told Tom next, Sup, you couldn't give him a hot
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  Speaker 1: dog he didn't need I mean four hot dogs? I
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  Speaker 1: mean four? We got another one real quick? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather have a quickie on Monday, Wednesday and Friday? Or
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of sex on Saturday and Sunday? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm quick. I'm quicker anyway. Three days a week Monday Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: ain't but six minutes calling, I ain't but six. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna take them to fifteen minutes? Who Saturday and Sunday work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to work tonight. Now, Junior, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be putting in time, Julie, Now you ain't. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: pupna be nowhere? There no five six minutes? Who oh? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Moving on? All right, coming up, it's the last because
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  Speaker 1: hey stop that we're gonna close out the show with
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  Speaker 1: Steve's remarks, don't say nothing else. You're listening show all right, junior,
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  Speaker 1: it's our last break of the day. So before we
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  Speaker 1: get to Steve's closing remarks, you want to shout out
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  Speaker 1: rich Man. They held it down for you this past weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, boy, was either it in there.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all so much, Richard Man, we
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  Speaker 1: won't see five to beat. Thank you for all the love.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate all y'all that came out. Man, we had
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  Speaker 1: a one at a time. I just can't believe what
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  Speaker 1: you call it? Something six five? What is that? Won't
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  Speaker 1: six five to beat? Time? Radio station to station six five?
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  Speaker 1: We don't see five? Yeah, that was I want six five.
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  Speaker 1: I was up there station. I know Tim. I thought
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  Speaker 1: you thought you was six foot five. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what if you're gonna be. I thought you said talking
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  Speaker 1: to healthy people. Just stay your head sick over here
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  Speaker 1: with me, man, not stay in the second lay sick.
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  Speaker 1: So I sixty five cuts through Nashville. It don't come
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  Speaker 1: to sixty five six five. I gonna boy, thought you
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  Speaker 1: must have flew if Tommy gonna be sick can he
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  Speaker 1: didn't learn the rules of being sick over here, telling
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  Speaker 1: him one of the rules to be one rules is
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  Speaker 1: quit talking to healthy people. That's what you need to start.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stay sick with you, Junior. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to do this with you. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: stay over here and be sick with chill my count
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  Speaker 1: shut up sick. I'm just trying to a few on
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  Speaker 1: the fire. You still because I'm glad you recovered though
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  Speaker 1: the council gonna yes Tommy, yes, yes, vocal Cords is
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  Speaker 1: still recovered to Junior coming back all Junior sit praying
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  Speaker 1: that don't get cold. What I'm doing up praying it
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  Speaker 1: don't get cold. You know, I ain't never heard nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. Junior told me you get cold, it'd be
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  Speaker 1: a christ I'd be living in Phoenix so fas I'm
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  Speaker 1: not there, just womb as hell the outside, the mental shed.
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  Speaker 1: I make sure I'm hot, keeping heat going. It's just
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  Speaker 1: hot all the time. You no directions, so well getting
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  Speaker 1: me from Phoenix to Atlanta. Driving Phoenix to Atlanta, A
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  Speaker 1: real Phoenix told take that ten. I'm gonna take that ten.
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  Speaker 1: I ride that ten all way in to let me
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  Speaker 1: see I run that ten. I could go two ways now,
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  Speaker 1: I run that ten to fifty five and come up
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  Speaker 1: on twenty and then come across. Or I could take
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  Speaker 1: that ten and run it all the way down to Mobile.
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  Speaker 1: I come up through Montgomery. That okay, eighty five, that's
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: sixty five. Don't start to Nashville. See, because you come
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  Speaker 1: seventy one out of Cleveland. How do you know all
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  Speaker 1: this sixty five? Don't start to Nashville. Then you take
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  Speaker 1: sixty five, sixty five, come down all through Burmingham. You
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  Speaker 1: can run sixty five down there until you get the
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  Speaker 1: fifty nine fifty nine to loop. You're back over in
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  Speaker 1: the Tuscar looser twenty twenty twenty east? Can you right
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  Speaker 1: on in Atlanta in twenty west? Can you right on
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  Speaker 1: back down through Mississippi, Louisiana, straight on over the Dallas? Okay, wow,
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  Speaker 1: you bring that sixty five straight on down the Mobile? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: How you want to do? Can you get me from
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  Speaker 1: Chicago to DC? Chicago to DC? I take eighty straight cross,
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  Speaker 1: Just get on eighty. Run that eighty east. Run that
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  Speaker 1: eighty straight east, you remember, jump up on ninety ees
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  Speaker 1: come out of e Review, Pennsylvania. You can ride it
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  Speaker 1: like that. You can take that eight and you get
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  Speaker 1: on down there the PHO ninety five and look right
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  Speaker 1: on around it. Your ask some b in DC you
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  Speaker 1: need to do voice work for GPS. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: right now that white lady on GPS, turn right here,
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  Speaker 1: right now, all that Oh my god, boy anywhere man
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  Speaker 1: and Steve though, But how do you know, Because when
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: I was on tour that was no GPS. I had
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  Speaker 1: to buy a new Atlas every six months because Atlas
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  Speaker 1: and Alas had all of the states in there, and
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  Speaker 1: they had one big map where you can see all
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  Speaker 1: the states connected. I learned every route and in the
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  Speaker 1: state in the country. They've added some new ones since
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  Speaker 1: I stop touring that I don't know about what the
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  Speaker 1: basic ones is still there. Take me from New York City,
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  Speaker 1: New York down to Dallas. I'm coming. I'm first off,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I'm gonna just get to right here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just take ninety five. I'm gonna come ninety five,
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  Speaker 1: I'm go straight ninety five south and then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go ninety five south and I'm gonna run that thing
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  Speaker 1: down to Columbia, South Carolina like it in Columbia. You
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  Speaker 1: can take the one too. Now if you want to
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  Speaker 1: take the scenic rout, you can take the one to
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  Speaker 1: take the one on down. I get into Columbia South Carolina,
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  Speaker 1: so it's like get in Columbia Southline. I jump on
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  Speaker 1: the twenty, I come twenty east, and twenty East gonna
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  Speaker 1: take me Columbia South Carolina to Augusta. Then it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: hit Atlanta. Then Atlanta gonna run me dead up into Burmingham.
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  Speaker 1: And then once I hit Birmingham, I'm still on the twenty.
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  Speaker 1: What you're looking at, Monica, I know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: We're listening, but I'm gonna looking at her face like
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  Speaker 1: ill to miss something. As come out of Columbia South Carolina,
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  Speaker 1: you get them on the twenty. AS's gonna running to Augusta.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're gonna come through Atlanta, you come through Burminham.
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  Speaker 1: What is you sitting up here looking? You get a
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  Speaker 1: little cut your ass f Mississippi gonna touch that sip
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  Speaker 1: you run through Uh, You're gonna run through ravel Monroe.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get the shreve pot, get the shree pot.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna cross the line your ass on the twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Next but then you come through Tyler, then you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: come through Glade Water, then you're gonna come through Marshall,
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  Speaker 1: and then you're gonna come run the ass and be
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  Speaker 1: in Dallas. You can get six thirty five. You can
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  Speaker 1: go north south of anyway you want to. Why what
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  Speaker 1: tell them the vote? Steve grs just like I know
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  Speaker 1: the way that learn your ass the way to the poles,
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  Speaker 1: Show Chief hass and get your ass to the poles
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