Latest / No Latency / S2E59 - Blindsided
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- 0:02Last time on no latency. Jeff, these drones are shooting
- 0:06at me. I'll take out the drones.
- 0:07Shoot, That's what it's doing. Everybody yells full.
- 0:10Sprint. Focus on the robot man.
- 0:13I will stay behind this bent I'll touch.
- 0:15That one, at least. For now.
- 0:16We won't let your dad, Doc. Don't worry 2.
- 0:18I'm totally fine. Mommy's mad.
- 0:20I'm on a new high now. It's called adrenaline.
- 0:23And my eyebrows go. Listen.
- 0:25Oh my God, they've turned Jeff into an alien.
- 0:26You have to play nice, Yeah, well, you don't get to play at
- 0:29all. Damn it, baby, you beat me to
- 0:31the kneecapping. You're in time out.
- 0:33Yeah. You get them, guy.
- 0:34Remy stop. Did I just hear somebody click
- 0:38fucking cock at me? Remy.
- 0:40I think it's called a hammer, you guys.
- 0:42Does Hyonas smoke? Holy shit.
- 0:43What you guys doing there? I'm glad you're back.
- 0:46Maybe I'll get cybernetic eyebrows.
- 0:47What do y'all think about that? I.
- 1:00Really don't remember any of that.
- 1:02Like you wandering off on your own, killing the drones, making
- 1:08all those hombre puns. I I don't.
- 1:12I no, I don't know any about that, hombre.
- 1:15I mean you're all my my friends. I don't remember much of it,
- 1:21honestly. Actually, it's kind of hard to
- 1:22remember back to I remember the test.
- 1:26The test that was so long ago. That was like, you know, like
- 1:32come on 20-30 minutes ago, yo, come on, not that far away.
- 1:37We've explored nearly this entire facility since then.
- 1:41Oh shit. Yes.
- 1:44Do you remember what? Can I say but oops.
- 1:47You you encrypted files for us? That's true.
- 1:51I mean, I know how to encrypt files when I'm high.
- 1:53I'm usually better when I'm high.
- 1:55Or de encrypted, I should say unencrypted.
- 1:58What's? The.
- 1:59Decrypt. Decrypted.
- 2:02That's. Actually a different story.
- 2:03I'm not as good. But do you remember the
- 2:05batteries? Yeah, I I do need to pick up
- 2:08some AAA batteries when I get home.
- 2:10Oh no. Oh boy.
- 2:13It's it's people. It's people.
- 2:16No, the AAA's are people. That's the thing that you got to
- 2:19remember. There's there's no thermal vent.
- 2:22They're using people to come over them.
- 2:24What? What?
- 2:25What are you, Donald talking about do?
- 2:27You remember during the exam we got assigned to Abbott and
- 2:30Thermal. Remember that you were there.
- 2:32You said you remembered the exam, right?
- 2:34That's before we went in the elevator, So that's before there
- 2:36was pressure, right? VV.
- 2:37That's got to be how it works. I mean, the last thing I
- 2:39remember is taking the test is, that's what I'm saying, OK, so
- 2:43they're putting people into AAA batteries now.
- 2:45That's that's interesting. Exactly right.
- 2:48Yeah, but only in this facility. Facility was powered by AAA
- 2:52batteries. That's.
- 2:53Correct. That's right.
- 2:55It's over 70,000 people. 70. 1000 AAA battery, I mean, I I
- 3:00mean AAA that's. Yeah, that's 70,000 people.
- 3:03Retro. Yeah.
- 3:04Who? Knows I mean AAA battery there.
- 3:06It is Jeb, and I saw it. It was horrible.
- 3:09Oh yeah, I'm scarred for that. It is very bad.
- 3:17So they're turning people into AAA batteries and then they're
- 3:21using them to then power this. No, they're they're not even
- 3:25bothering turning them into batteries.
- 3:26They're just plugging their bodies in and sucking the power
- 3:29as they need. Oh, so they're energy vampires.
- 3:32I got you vampires. OK.
- 3:38Anybody have a cross? I mean, I can stand.
- 3:42I can stand. You have really had a tolerance
- 3:45break, haven't you? Because you are so stoned right
- 3:49now. I don't know what you're
- 3:51meaning. Look.
- 3:53Look at his eyes. Look at him.
- 3:55You're so red. You're never this red.
- 3:58You've got your your little the little red rings around your
- 4:02eyeballs. Oh, hold on and I'll just, I'll
- 4:04just turn down my RGB so that way.
- 4:08It's just. It's just it's just black.
- 4:10It's just black and white, Yeah. I'm I'm going even more retro
- 4:15mode now. It's just black and white.
- 4:16There you go. That's better.
- 4:16Well. Basically, retro.
- 4:19This place is fucked. That's one way to put it.
- 4:24And sounds like normal, we just killed 2.
- 4:28Killed two what? Yeah, you that's.
- 4:31You. Two.
- 4:32No, sorry, I already did that one.
- 4:35Yeah, exactly. No, but Retro you you kicked see
- 4:39the ball over there, the the dead AI ball.
- 4:43Oh yeah. Wow.
- 4:43Who did that? You did?
- 4:45You kicked it really, really hard.
- 4:47Oh. It was pretty cool.
- 4:50Really. Yeah.
- 4:51Yep. Yeah.
- 4:52Man, that must have been like some like, real repressed shit.
- 4:55Because to be honest, like those things fucking creep me out and
- 4:58pissed me off a lot. So that's yeah, that's some real
- 5:03unrepressed, bridled rage thing. How the fuck did that happen?
- 5:08You certainly were acting with some high levels of paranoia and
- 5:17anxiety, so that probably was acted out on, said AII.
- 5:23Mean. I'm typically high.
- 5:24So I mean, I guess that makes sense.
- 5:26I never been like, fuck, what the hell was I smoking to be on
- 5:29that? I might anyone's guess.
- 5:32We're glad that you're. Back.
- 5:34To your normal self now. Retro, do you want to get back
- 5:40into the spirit? Maybe loot a body that'll cheer
- 5:44you up? You like doing that?
- 5:45All right. Yeah, I'm going to loot the
- 5:48closest human body next to me. What you got on you?
- 5:51Pat? Pat.
- 5:52Pat. I'm.
- 5:52I'm going to loot this one. Don't don't worry, Iona.
- 5:56I'll the one. I'll be the one to get dirty.
- 5:58I just crawled through a vent. I don't know if you saw that.
- 6:01I I mean, if you want, if you want to dig through the body,
- 6:03you can. No, no.
- 6:05It's missing a head. No, thank you.
- 6:08Wait, Iona's going through dirt and grime and you're saying I'm
- 6:12the one that's being weird now? What the fuck's going on?
- 6:15If I'm on his retro I, I. I might have his penis have.
- 6:21My penis. No, no, no.
- 6:23Retro, I, I, I, I think Iona did that to save you.
- 6:30Don't. Don't.
- 6:31Grabbed his penis to save him? No.
- 6:33Not your penis. I'm trying to have a sweet
- 6:34moment with you, Retro. Oh crap crap.
- 6:36No, go ahead. Fuck off.
- 6:37Yeah, I heard. Yeah, Jeb walks away to the
- 6:40corner and just kind of looks in the corner.
- 6:44Except these guys. These.
- 6:45American. Eyebrows.
- 6:49Big eyebrows. I I think.
- 6:53I think Iona crawled through Event for you.
- 6:56So. If we're going to talk about
- 7:02mind blowers today, I think that's the biggest one.
- 7:05Yeah, I know, right? But don't.
- 7:06But don't let them know, because the fact that you don't remember
- 7:09is like, genuinely their MO. You know so.
- 7:13I can't promise that. Anyway, what did you find?
- 7:17You didn't roll? I don't know yet.
- 7:20Oh, I'm supposed to roll for Vendel?
- 7:22Yes, you are. Oh really?
- 7:27Sometimes I forget that they're not their own person.
- 7:30I'm going to take that as a compliment.
- 7:34What I'll? Roll.
- 7:36Perception. It's exceptions.
- 7:38Underwear. Bureaucracy.
- 7:39I mean, you're telling them to do it.
- 7:41Inception 11? Yeah, what about you?
- 7:43Retro 18? Good.
- 7:46Anyone else? I'm looking at a wall.
- 7:49Oh. Sure.
- 7:50No perception. I smell something.
- 7:52That's a good point. Yeah, right.
- 7:53Real perception. I forgot I got a 19 on paint
- 7:56draw sculpt for those eyebrows. Yeah, they're really good, by
- 7:59the way. Yeah, VV You reach down next to
- 8:03the one of the bodies and you're looking at it.
- 8:06It's missing a head. It it was one of the doctors,
- 8:10one of the researchers for this facility and in their top lapel
- 8:14pocket you find gonna roll 4 doses of synth coke. 4 doses of
- 8:24synth. Coke.
- 8:25Now you rolled high enough that no one else has noticed that you
- 8:28did this. Man, this doctor.
- 8:32Was. High on synth coke.
- 8:36I mean what? What was that, Phoebe?
- 8:40Nothing. What'd?
- 8:42You say nothing. You.
- 8:44Find something over there. This doctor is really a sad, is
- 8:50what I was saying. Oh, wow.
- 8:53OK. So we'll.
- 8:55Pour one out for him, Yeah, Just make sure you get his name down
- 8:58so we can get drop one for him at the bar.
- 9:00Yeah, I I I didn't find much. I only rolled in 11.
- 9:03I found 15 eddies but retro. It looks like you found an audio
- 9:08file. Oh, sweet.
- 9:10I wonder who it is. It's like a mix, you know?
- 9:13Sometimes when you find these, they're like mixtapes.
- 9:15What was Who was that? And you look down and you've
- 9:18been rummaging through a security officer.
- 9:20What's left of him and you find this audio chip.
- 9:23Oh, oh, hey, Jeff. Oh, what?
- 9:29Kyle, real quick. Oh yeah, sure.
- 9:32Jeb, as you're walking back towards retro, you rolled A-15,
- 9:37which is higher than Vendel, so you found 30 eddies stuck to the
- 9:40bottom of your foot. It is, however, covered in
- 9:42blood. So roll.
- 9:44Resist torture. Drugs.
- 9:48Man, these these Eddies. Yeah, it's got Johnny Silver
- 9:51hand on the on the front. You rolled high enough.
- 9:53You do not have to lick the dollar bills if you do not want.
- 9:56I do smell it though. It does smell like BBQ sauce.
- 9:59And oh wait, hold on, hold on. That's the universe door.
- 10:04That's all negative. Jeb, you're walking with now 30
- 10:07Eddies in your hand towards retro and this and this thing in
- 10:11his hand. Oh yeah, here, here's the here's
- 10:13the tile. Now be careful, because last
- 10:15time I did a little roll, I did kind of snap the the.
- 10:19It's a little bit more broken now, so just be careful.
- 10:23Yeah, sure. OK.
- 10:25Don't cut yourself. Remy, we'll go ahead and take a
- 10:28take the tile from jab and just rip the back off and put the
- 10:32audio file in. OK, the.
- 10:37Whole place is quiet on the whole floor.
- 10:40There's no one here. I took a crawl around some of
- 10:45the vents and I I swear I saw a ball with legs.
- 10:52What are they doing down here? A ball with legs.
- 10:57Oh, that must have been. 2. Two because two was was had a
- 11:03had a humanoid form that he had kind of, you know pasted
- 11:07together with all kinds of different Makai body parts.
- 11:11Very Einstein esque. Sorry, Einstein.
- 11:14That's that's not right. Frank.
- 11:17Einstein. That's it.
- 11:19That's it. Oh, I thought you were talking
- 11:20about Frank Einstein, who we caught, you know, several years
- 11:24ago. They were putting all those
- 11:26cyber parts together that build people.
- 11:28Yeah, also, famously Einstein's great, great, great, great
- 11:31cousin. Right, so.
- 11:34Well, we should probably go check on Doctor Ombre so to make
- 11:38sure that they're not dead all. Right, let's go check on Dom,
- 11:42the Doctor Omlet, let's go. Oh wow.
- 11:46It went a long way. I don't remember.
- 11:48Any all by yourself too. You, you wandered off all by
- 11:52yourself and you went a very long way.
- 11:55Oh wow, there's a dead drone in here.
- 11:57What the hell? What happened there?
- 11:58And another. Yeah, you used that to find too.
- 12:00It was really cool. Man, maybe I should be passed
- 12:04out more often. That sounds pretty cool when I'm
- 12:06doing. That maybe you were a different
- 12:08consciousness when you were, you know go having all those doing
- 12:13all that for the past. I don't know Episode and 1/2.
- 12:16Yeah, it was. It was pretty upsetting
- 12:18actually, if I'm honest. You're right, he was having an
- 12:21episode. But like, do you do you think
- 12:25that, like, you know it was a do you think it was like a separate
- 12:28entity, like a separate person? Or do you think it was?
- 12:32Did you just forget, you know what I mean?
- 12:34I. I think it was probably a part
- 12:37of him that has been locked deep down.
- 12:39That's what I think too. I think he might.
- 12:41It might be kind of a sick personality, you know?
- 12:43Oh, I thought you were saying, like I got possessed by some
- 12:45kind of evil ghost. Or that we don't know.
- 12:49Underwater ghosts. Oh, yes.
- 12:53As you walk into the research office there, Doctor Ombre still
- 12:59sits in the pod. They look a lot paler, and
- 13:02there's a faint beeping coming from the machine.
- 13:07It is a medical, oh, kind of beeping that VB recognizes.
- 13:11Ombre, you all right? I will go over and check them
- 13:19out. Hello, Doctor.
- 13:22What? Oh God.
- 13:23Doctor. Doctor.
- 13:26What's going on here? I can't.
- 13:30I can't reach the screen. I can't see it.
- 13:33Do you know what it says? I look over to the screen.
- 13:38Prognosis. Chemical.
- 13:40Oh no and. They cough up blood in front of
- 13:44you. Oh fuck it's.
- 13:47That's not good. Oh.
- 13:48No, these reports are saying they're saying it's terminal.
- 13:56Yeah, it's all right. I'll do it.
- 13:57And I and I take out my pistol and I cock it.
- 14:00No, no, no. Wait, not yet.
- 14:05I mean, you got to let him have a choice first.
- 14:07Jeb, come on. Hold on.
- 14:08Hold on, Jeb. Nice.
- 14:09All right, all right. I'm.
- 14:10Just trying to do the right thing.
- 14:14Consent's important. I should have got into media.
- 14:17Is there my partner session? Is there anything we can do to
- 14:22make this a bit more comfortable for you right now?
- 14:26I can't feel my legs. Oh, I can help with that.
- 14:30Hold on. I'm.
- 14:31I'm going to hand on the rest of my joint.
- 14:33Here you go. Yeah.
- 14:34Here try that. Will you light it?
- 14:38Yeah, sure. So, Doctor, how much longer do I
- 14:43have? I assess what is on the on the
- 14:49screen and read their prognosis. So you've rolled first aid with
- 14:54a crit -2, but you've still got a 15 and you rolled Medical Tech
- 14:5822. You give her a proper
- 15:00examination, like a really good examination, and you rolled over
- 15:0320. And as you examine her, you look
- 15:05down and her body from the waist down has fused with the pod.
- 15:11Within the computer you can see that she used an unknown to the
- 15:15pods compound to keep herself alive in the pod, and you
- 15:18suspect it's the experiment she was talking about.
- 15:21Well, your lower half has been fused to the pod.
- 15:28Oh fuck, I use too much. Yeah.
- 15:32But I'm sorry, there's no easy way to say it.
- 15:38It's maybe a few hours. Yeah, OK.
- 15:44Do you want us to put you down or do you want to sit here?
- 15:48I don't want to die alone, but I do want to finish this joint.
- 15:52This is really good weed guy with TV head.
- 15:55Yeah, right. It's like some of my Primo
- 15:57stuff. I think I forgot it in my bag.
- 15:59That's like the best lost supper ever.
- 16:03Cheesy puffs in a excellent drug.
- 16:06Thank you. Oh yeah, Cyberpunk is fat.
- 16:09Yeah. Well, I mean, if I'm dead to the
- 16:12world, I guess you could ask me anything you want.
- 16:15Oh cool, Amai. Don't fucking care anymore.
- 16:19Great. Where can we find the compound
- 16:22that that you've been experimenting with?
- 16:25Oh, you mean body fuel? Whole game.
- 16:28Yes. And it's a biotechnical project,
- 16:33but they just had body fuel gain which gave you mass.
- 16:37But ours let you hold on to PR marketing out of field day, I
- 16:42mean. It's, it's catchy.
- 16:47It's all hail, I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah.
- 16:50But there it was just adjusted body fuel.
- 16:53So it's a, it's a. It's a compound that when
- 16:56applied. The.
- 16:58The. Flesh in the machine don't
- 17:00reject each other. Ever.
- 17:03If I had enough of it I could infuse my legs, but I've been
- 17:07fused for a long time so I need new ones.
- 17:11And also, according to this doctor, I'm I'm not along for
- 17:15this world. The rest of the compound is down
- 17:17with the the armour, the body frame, stuff in the bottom of
- 17:23the facility. We bring it up when we need it.
- 17:28What? What room is that?
- 17:30Oh, it's in a big tank. They bring it to us in a small
- 17:33VAT, so you'll find a tank down there.
- 17:36Now, do you have any idea on how we could blow this place to
- 17:39hell? Well, you'd have to activate the
- 17:41CAD system, which is a lot harder without custodian.
- 17:45Oh, will, you will not be able to.
- 17:47Oh wait, I mean, the custodian's still around.
- 17:49It's just not operational, you understand?
- 17:54So you killed the Custodian, right?
- 17:57Yes, yeah. Can you kill Sultan?
- 18:00Mate was never alive. No, it was alive.
- 18:03We gave it a body and everything.
- 18:04Did you fucking kill it? Yeah, we killed two.
- 18:07We killed two of them, right? No, that's his designation.
- 18:12You smoked this. I get why you don't get that.
- 18:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the only other person I
- 18:17think you might know how to run the cads is Doctor Abbott.
- 18:21They might have a. Backup AI or something.
- 18:22I don't know. They're fairly brilliant.
- 18:25The only reason they came to work here I'll.
- 18:27Be the judge of that. Is Doctor Abbott locked down
- 18:31here? I imagine.
- 18:34Do you think that they did the same thing that you did and
- 18:37parted up? No, their their tech is all
- 18:41mostly tech based. So the the neural interface with
- 18:45the machines and making that like human, that's their
- 18:48expertise. They they got really big in BDS,
- 18:52they were very, very realistic, lots of really good training
- 18:56ship. It's almost like you're there.
- 18:59What? What's the?
- 19:01What's the best way to find them?
- 19:02Like, do they have an office? Do they have like a they?
- 19:04Have a lab? Did you not see the map?
- 19:07No. They're in the Abbot lab.
- 19:10Oh, the Abbot lab, Yeah. I have AI have an Abbot lab pass
- 19:13in my locker over there and you can have my gun.
- 19:17Oh, thank God. I thought we were going to have
- 19:18to find like one of their helpers or something.
- 19:22Cool. Yeah.
- 19:25All right, I'll, I'll go to that.
- 19:26I'll go to that locker. Where's that at?
- 19:29I'm going to start open in every locker.
- 19:31You open a bunch of lockers, Most of them are filled with
- 19:33like boring ass paperwork. There's a lot of paperwork in
- 19:37here. You run it through it, you find
- 19:39an extra 20 eddies for your searching and because you're
- 19:41safe. And then you find Doctor Ombre's
- 19:45locker and it says Doctor Alice Ombre.
- 19:47And inside the locker you find an another Abbott pass and a gun
- 19:53marked the bolter. The bolter, OK.
- 19:57It's small and seems to take a battery as a magazine.
- 20:01Is this what they're putting people into guns?
- 20:03No, it's an It's like an electric gun.
- 20:06It's fries tech. Oh.
- 20:08It's pretty good. Yeah.
- 20:10Well then, I'm not going to look down the barrel of this one.
- 20:12It's not very strong, but it'll it'll, you know, do some stuff
- 20:15to tech. It's pretty cool.
- 20:16The GM is not going to tell you what it does until you shoot it,
- 20:19so. And they stub out the joint on
- 20:22the side of their pod. They spit out more blood.
- 20:28Are you ready to go? Yeah, whatever you do, don't
- 20:35take body fuel. Oh, you should feel funny.
- 20:37Yeah, I I couldn't talk to that. What?
- 20:42No, I I I was I was one of the the test subjects.
- 20:45Yeah, you have to sign the thing.
- 20:46Shut the fuck up. Oh, NDA bro.
- 20:48NDA. Sorry, all I'm saying is that
- 20:51don't do it all right? I I I agree.
- 20:54I can't really go back on that one cowboy man.
- 20:57But. Neither can I.
- 20:59At least we stopped that fucking custodian from getting out.
- 21:03Amen. Is there anything you want us to
- 21:07do for you before anything you want to pass on?
- 21:12Just tell Sasha I loved it. Sure you you you got their
- 21:16number, we can send them a quick message.
- 21:18Right now, there's no. Signal down here, cowboy.
- 21:21Right. Don't worry, we'll find Sasha
- 21:24take. Care.
- 21:25Yeah, Y'all. Got Wi-Fi down here though.
- 21:28Jeff, why don't you go ahead and do your job now.
- 21:32My job? Yeah, it's Jeff takes out his
- 21:35gun. All right, Point to that, Doctor
- 21:38Ombre. Hey, it was nasty when you Doc.
- 21:42Yeah, you too. Try not to die.
- 21:46I'd say you too, but here we are.
- 21:50Bye. Roll for it.
- 21:53What? Please don't miss I'm.
- 21:56Going to make him roll. No.
- 21:58It's it's literally a coup de grace.
- 22:01You have. You have now put that in the in
- 22:03the space though. Now binary.
- 22:05Thank you. At a death blow?
- 22:06Yeah, coup de grace. All right. 25.
- 22:10Look at the damage, though. That did explode.
- 22:12Well, there you go. There's the answer, Jeb.
- 22:14You put the gun against the head, you pull the trigger, and
- 22:17a bullet goes straight through their temple.
- 22:20You hit for 25 and their neck clicks back, and you hear it
- 22:24crack. At the same time, Nikilo the
- 22:26dead, and the machine gives off a final error.
- 22:29And in a solemn moment, Vendel turns off the alarm.
- 22:36Thank you, Vendel. You're welcome.
- 22:39We did the Rat League there, right?
- 22:42Yes. OK, they asked for it.
- 22:45It was a mercy. Well, I suppose we should find
- 22:52Doctor Abbott and the tank. We definitely need to find the
- 22:56tank. Yeah, we should keep going and
- 22:59going and going and going now. We're we're still blowing this
- 23:04place up, right? Yes, after we get the body frame
- 23:08and body fuel hold gain. Wait a minute.
- 23:12Why do we want that? For Domino.
- 23:15Oh. Yes.
- 23:18So that way we can make Domino a real boy.
- 23:22A real boy, yes. I see.
- 23:26Just a little guy. He's just going to be a little
- 23:29guy. He's just going to be a little
- 23:31guy. Going to give a little legs,
- 23:34little hands. Oh God, I'm out of.
- 23:37Here I'm walking out. Little toes, little ass, little
- 23:42nose was. That the elevator?
- 23:44I thought it was a closet. You don't think I know what an
- 23:47elevator looks like? I I I probably have designed
- 23:51this place. You know the large elevator in
- 23:55the world for a long time was the the beginning of the Haunted
- 24:02Mansion rat in Walt. Isn't that?
- 24:08What? That's true.
- 24:10You know, a lot of old timey. Facts.
- 24:14It's Solica. I live in the past.
- 24:18I I scanned the Abbott pass in the elevator.
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- 25:21The multiverse is a strange place.
- 25:32Do you think they're going to have a subordinate called
- 25:34Costello? Probably.
- 25:38OK, Abbott Lab, What's the say on the ground here?
- 25:44Very gently leave the elevator. Restricted access not for us, am
- 25:48I right? And I give I own a high 5.
- 25:52Will I leave me hanging? That's no, you don't.
- 25:57I'll take it. Oh, all right.
- 26:00High five. I love high fives.
- 26:03I can't resist a high 5. My never can I.
- 26:06It's my weakness. If anyone finds out, it's kind
- 26:10of like my Achilles heel. Someone just raises their hand.
- 26:12Even the middle of a gunfight, they raise their hand.
- 26:14I'm coming for a high 5. And your other weaknesses is
- 26:17flesh. Yeah, and and my emotional
- 26:22connection to the people I love. That's nice.
- 26:28So you step out into this first corridor of the Abbott Lab
- 26:33floor. In front of you are a few
- 26:38crates. Further down the corridor are a
- 26:40few vending machines. And even further to the South,
- 26:43in the very corner before the corridor takes a little left
- 26:46turn, are two red sofas. You know, honestly, I didn't
- 26:51even realize till this very moment, but I could really go
- 26:55for a nap and those red sofas look comfy.
- 27:00I'm going to be honest, Jeb, you probably don't want to trust any
- 27:02sofas. What?
- 27:06Why? I mean it looks comfy enough.
- 27:09Past experienced. I'm, I'm, I'm like, Jeb like
- 27:12puts his hand on the cushion, kind of pushes down on it.
- 27:15How does it feel? Romy 3D10.
- 27:18Oh, you found more spider silk? Yeah, that ain't bad.
- 27:22You find 16 eddies. Oh, ah, there's always cash in
- 27:26between the seat cushions. I should know.
- 27:30Why do I always have the bad luck when it comes to clutches?
- 27:33Vendel are Are you feeling all right?
- 27:35You don't look very good. What do you mean?
- 27:40If I had to evaluate you, your HP is low.
- 27:44Oh, do you need help Vendel? I can patch you up real quick if
- 27:49we have the time. Well, it might be a good idea.
- 27:53Yeah, actually it'll only take a few minutes.
- 27:56OK. I mean there are there are
- 27:58couches here, but you all go for it.
- 28:01I'm I'm nervous being near couches anymore.
- 28:04What? What's the couch fear again?
- 28:10That's. That's personal.
- 28:11Couch A phobia. Yeah, that's personal.
- 28:13Yeah, I I I I wasn't there. So oh.
- 28:19Can you listen to season one of Excuse?
- 28:23Mansion I There you go. You should be feeling better.
- 28:28Oh, I do feel better. That's like how?
- 28:35Much HP. Oh, danger girl.
- 28:38That's means a six. That's good danger.
- 28:42No more. Oh, another six.
- 28:45So 12, 15HP. Pretty good, Bendel.
- 28:51Lot of HPI did 3D6 so because you rolled. 20 a lot. 21, yeah.
- 28:56What a bit? Oh, I didn't realize I was so
- 29:00low. Yeah, I guess.
- 29:05I guess you did take quite a few hits in our last scuffle.
- 29:11Rough and tumble. Yeah, I'm the rough and tumble
- 29:13one. That's your.
- 29:16Retro roll perception. Oh shit.
- 29:20Lookout. Couch.
- 29:22Is coming after me the couch. Is a mimic.
- 29:26And oh God, Can you imagine? Yes. 12 That's not very good.
- 29:32I'm high, what do you expect? This is true.
- 29:36Oh no, Jeff the couch is actually a mimic.
- 29:38Get out of there. What?
- 29:41Oh, anyone else who wants to look around?
- 29:42Also Rob. Perception.
- 29:44Retro. You are fixated by the sofa and
- 29:46find nothing. Oh, I'm I'm not touching that
- 29:50fucking thing. Oh, Jeb's going to go ahead and
- 29:52lay down on the couch and put his cowboy hat over his face.
- 29:55Are you lying down on the sofa that you grabbed money from, or
- 29:57the other one? The one I grabbed money from?
- 29:59It's the one I'm already closest to.
- 30:00OK, so you lie down on the sofa Iona, you're disgusted by Jeb
- 30:05lying down on the sofa, and you take a few steps back and with
- 30:07your 22 crit perception, you see on the north side of this
- 30:14corridor that there is a hidden ish door in the wall.
- 30:19And upon closer inspection, you see that the word maintenance
- 30:23has been badly embossed on this wall panel does.
- 30:28This actually feel like a maintenance closet.
- 30:32Yes, there is. There's a panel here.
- 30:36This door wasn't very well hidden if there was a panel in
- 30:39front of it. And it sounds like it's labeled,
- 30:42so our headache could be. 4774. It opens and as the door opens,
- 30:52you look out into this room and it's illuminated by a window On
- 30:57the outside and against the window is a body sat up on the
- 31:03ground, legs spread open, a bullet wound in their abdomen,
- 31:07and a Network 54 lanyard around their neck.
- 31:14Window. Can you read the lanyard for me?
- 31:16Sasha blindside. Fuck me.
- 31:21No. And as you walk closer towards
- 31:26this body, in their hand is a bloody audio chip.
- 31:30No. Oh, it's poor thing.
- 31:36Gosh, do we want to? Take a listen to this, Jeb.
- 31:40Would you mind playing it? What drive?
- 31:44Oh. Sorry Jeff, I've yeah.
- 31:47There's a dead body in here. Don't.
- 31:50There's dead bodges everywhere. Jeff, like, slowly gets off the
- 31:52couch and rubs his eyes. Comes over.
- 31:55Yeah, what do you guys need? And as you step in, you're quite
- 31:59taken by this image. There's this dead body in
- 32:01silhouette as you look out into the endless depths of the ocean.
- 32:05Oh, James. Oh, do we know this first?
- 32:12This was Doctor Ombre's lover. Oh, Doctor Ombre, yeah.
- 32:23And there's an audio chip. Oh, I suppose you want me to put
- 32:27it in my thing. Could you put it in your thing
- 32:30please? So yeah man, you really got to
- 32:34get this screen fixed. Think I would, Connor.
- 32:46I got shot. I think this is where I die.
- 32:50My name is Sasha Blindside, and I'm a Internet Network 54.
- 32:57This is my last report. If anyone finds these
- 33:00recordings, blow it up. Blow the whole Dang thing up.
- 33:06Fuck the trolley problem. They're all lost.
- 33:08What they're doing down here is unholy, but no one needs to know
- 33:13there is a report. Only darkness comes from what I.
- 33:16Found down here. There's a vent to the east in
- 33:19this room. I think it'll get you to the
- 33:22Abbott lab. That fucking happen.
- 33:25I couldn't get in. Her and a frog.
- 33:28It's all their fault. If you find this, tell Alice I
- 33:34love her. This has been there like 54
- 33:40under it. That's heartbreaking.
- 33:48Shine day and sun. Next time on No.
- 34:03Latency. Also, I didn't know that Frog
- 34:08was a scientist. Here.
- 34:10I thought that the Frog Lab was legitimately a lab full of
- 34:13frogs. Best we blow this place to hell,
- 34:16huh? They said that there was a vent.
- 34:18Wait a second. Did you hurt your leg?
- 34:20I don't know how I got. That.
- 34:22Oh my gosh. Water beasts.
- 34:25No, we got the hell out of there.
- 34:26It had a tongue. Beyond the bruising jab, let's
- 34:29see if you fractured anything. Sounds like bleach in there.
- 34:32Oh, I like that. Oh Oh well, that's fucking
- 34:35ominous. What?
- 34:37Shoot the damn gun. Suppressing fire.
- 34:40Sit in front of Evi. Wish I had some luck.
- 34:42Goodness, I will shoot at the other stinky leg one.
- 34:45Nice Iona. I can't see everything.
- 34:47There's so many drones I can't see a door.
- 34:49It's free if you hack it. Or if you just smash the glass.
- 34:53Oh, I've made money. This is what they use.
- 34:55Are you seeing what I'm seeing through this window?
- 34:57The pod people. What What is the point of me
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