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  Last time, Oh no latency side quest.
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  Do you guys? Find anything what made you get
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  out of the game. I never got out of the game.
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  All right, I'll shoot one of them.
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  You think if we win this? We have to win.
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  TT that was amazing. You were so good.
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  My livelihood depends on I'm not I don't got many shots left you.
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  Want to go loot that guy? Maybe he's got some.
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  But did you find like a cake in the trash or something like
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  that? I wouldn't believe that.
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  Anyway, what are these banana guys doing?
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  You found a mini gun I. Found a mini gun?
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  Nice, yeah. Pretty punk rock to have a
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  string from the junkyard. Can you use this for your
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  instrument? Right.
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  You're trying to get us out of the race.
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  It's not going to happen. His name's Declan D Danger.
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  He's not afraid of anything. You 2 have fun.
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  I'm going to watch the punk knot.
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  Thank. You, although we didn't get any
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  information. We'll get our avenge later.
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  Wait, hold on, I think I might have a tracking skill.
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  That's a crit fail. Well, I guess that answers that
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  question. All right.
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  Well, I have been known to be quite the tracker myself.
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  Here, Deckley, let me see. No, no, I got nothing.
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  I have no idea where he went. We should probably get this
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  stuff back to the crew. Before the day is done for
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  salvaging and construction Teensy, you find the time to
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  look in one more spot. Where do you look?
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  Well, we're down here. I mean, I guess I'll run between
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  these blue things seems. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Roll roll perception.
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  Oh, Lord. OK, Awareness.
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  OK, OK. 19 Between the two blue things, you find a robot.
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  Robot. It's it's pretending to eat
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  trash as it's been planned to do, silly.
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  Little. Robot.
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  Oh my silly little thing. It sees you and is cornered and
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  tries to attack you. Mm, hmm.
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  And I hold up from a shotgun this time.
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  Tell you what. All right.
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  Peter, 14. OK, where's my weapons?
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  Out here. Shotgun.
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  Where'd you go? Here you go biting. 15 yeah, you
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  caused 17 damage, which is more than the 15 health that this
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  thing has. Explodes into a confetti of
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  shrapnel and trash. I do get I almost fall, maybe
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  Coyote is there to catch me but kick back on this shotgun.
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  Oh whoa whoa, we gotta get you a smaller one of these.
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  No, no, no. It's good.
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  I got it. OK.
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  Run forward. You pull the the butt apart and
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  you find one card. One card I'm so.
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  Bad junk. Yeah, well, someone just threw
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  away the rest of our junk, so someone's got to bring it back.
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  All right, and you all reconverge at the punk Naughty.
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  All right guys, we got some cool stuff.
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  Did you guys find any stuff? Oh yeah?
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  You ever heard of a tumbleweed? Uh huh.
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  Yeah. Now imagine that, but barbed
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  wire and other bits of hunk and metal.
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  And that's what I got right here.
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  That's hard. Wire weed.
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  That's another good song name for you.
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  Write. Write it down.
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  Write it. Down, write it down and as you
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  could see, punk knot slaps. The punk knot untouched.
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  We can fit so many turrets in this bad boy.
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  Well, I just found the one mini gun, but I I guess I'm going to
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  have to like salvage make a wheel out of this junk or
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  something 'cause I didn't find a steering wheel.
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  I think the I think the barbed wire launcher, that's another
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  turret. 06/02 cool. You have. 30 minutes
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  construction time. Oh God.
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  That's not enough. Do you realize you have 30
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  minutes? I'm so fast.
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  Should we go back to the lady and and try to buy stuff?
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  You'll have time. To do it tomorrow.
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  Oh, tomorrow we could do that. There's.
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  A whole another There's a day of salvage and then the race.
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  OK, Cool, cool, cool, cool. It's.
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  Just stage 1. All right, well, Teensy, take it
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  away. Let let us know if there's
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  anything we could do. Yeah, so I'm guessing before I
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  do this, I'm just going to check with the team that it's OK that
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  I'm going to put this other chassis on and a taxis guns,
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  turrets and such. And I won't fashion a steering
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  wheel yet because we might find one tomorrow.
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  That's. Cool.
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  Double the chassis means double the protection.
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  Yeah, each one increases the health of the vehicle by 5.
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  Well, I'll be. Yes, super chassis D out.
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  I'm going to start working on T-shirts if if anybody wants to
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  help me tie dye. Yeah, roll for it.
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  Chag roll upgrade with land vehicle tech for the chassis. 19
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  yes. Nice.
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  So it now has three hard points, which is the maximum, and the
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  other chassis will merely just add to the HP.
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  OK, do I need to also attach the guns?
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  Yes. Such OK, is that upgrade basic
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  tech? What is that?
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  Or fabrication. Up to you.
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  Yeah but should I be using which skill?
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  Basic tech or it's still land vehicle tech even though it's a
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  weapon. You can use basic tech or you
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  can use weapons tech. Oh, I'm going to use weapons
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  tech. Wow.
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  All right, what's the first one you attach?
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  Is it the the junk launcher? Yes.
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  OK, so the junk launcher is attached and and you attach the
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  metal cage launcher as well. OK, you will watch Teensy do
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  this effortlessly. Do I need to attach the mini gun
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  as well or is that something is held?
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  The mini gun you can attach as well or somebody could hold it
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  OK. Cool.
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  I can think of 1 burly boy that can hold it.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll leave it for someone to
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  hold because then if, if we need to go faster, we can throw it
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  and we could be lighter if it's not attached.
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  If so, I just hold it. I can hold it.
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  Yeah, it doesn't look that big. Contestants, put down your
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  tools. Salvage.
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  Day one is completed. There'll be more time to finish
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  off your buck nuts tomorrow, but now it's time for drinks,
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  cheering and live music. The junk.
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  Road continues. Tomorrow.
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  As as we're heading to the mess hall, Saul's going to look at
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  Coyote and he's going to elbow her and he's going to look at
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  teens. He'd be like, is she?
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  Is there anything she can't do? That's my teen seat.
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  You're telling. Me.
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  These are my best friends. I'm so glad.
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  I'm so glad we're all best friends of CV.
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  And you all head to the bar and saw you remember you have a
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  performance and you rolled a 19. And although your other
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  bandmates did not turn up, you still put on a really great
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  show. Hell yeah.
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  It's fucking late, you've got the crowd pumping, everyone's
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  really excited and you finish off your last song with an
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  amazing guitar riff and the crowd goes wild.
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  Keeper was impressed. This job keeper was impressed.
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  She even throws you some ammo and some other people throw you
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  some money too. Fasten the hat around,
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  everyone's putting like eddies in it and then just like a
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  magazine of bullets, that's. A lot.
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  Of money. Also thank you thank you.
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  I'm suck off against a corporal corpse.
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  I'm selling CDs. They're in Teensy's van.
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  It's called CEO corpse eating Organism.
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  If you if you want to buy one, the 20 eddies passing this hat
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  around. He actually takes coyotes hat
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  off her head and they're putting eddies in it.
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  And then the shopkeeper gives me a little wink and puts just a
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  box of armor piercing ammo in the in the hat.
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  Someone throws their job strap at you and screams.
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  It's a little stinky, but thank you, thank you.
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  We love our fans, we love our fans.
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  It's early in the morning, the race is in a few hours, and
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  you're sitting, most of you are lying down in the mess hall.
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  You've shed these bunk beds in this old warehouse and I need
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  you as the light starts to hit the area to roll perception.
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  Perception. Oh man 13 feeling dehydrated
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  from last night's drinking. Hey, you're in luck, we got.
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  A. Lot of bottles of water.
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  Thank. Gosh, hydrate everybody, we got
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  a long day ahead of us. And is there anyone left?
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  No. I don't think so, no.
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  That's 5. That's five, all right.
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  No, that's 4. Well, and I said out loud the.
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  Role 13. Sorry.
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  Oh, physical dice. Physical dice.
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  So. Yeah, I'm kind of a purist like
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  that. Diane and Spoon.
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  You hear your window open and close, a little bit of a
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  kerfuffle and then a shadowy figure runs away out the window.
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  And as you check your accoutrement, you lose. 3
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  bottles of wine, Kyle. Oh.
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  You lose 580 eddies. What the fuck?
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  Did you put all that money in Saul's pocket?
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  Who would steal from him? Thaves.
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  Shit. Scream wake everyone up, thaves.
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  I I Jeb sprints out the door. I'm awake.
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  I'm awake. I was.
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  I I wasn't. Dreaming.
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  No. No.
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  No. What was going on?
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  We did thieves. Thieved somebody stole our
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  eddies. My eddies.
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  Armani Armani was thieved. Who was it?
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  I don't know. They went out.
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  Jeb ran after him. I'm sure he's going to get
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  justice. Jeb, do you go through the door
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  or the window? You said he went past the
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  window, yes. Or, oh, he jumped out of the
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  window and then shut it behind him.
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  So there's a window to the West side of this room.
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  OK, OK. Well then, definitely going to
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  go out, jump out the window and then try tracking again.
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  It didn't really work out last time.
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  That doesn't mean it won't work this time.
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  Vibes. It might.
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  Have worked. It might.
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  It might work. Yes.
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  Let's see. Oh, I rolled A-15.
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  No. The only thing you see is
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  someone run towards the junkyard.
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  God damn it, they got shoot. Him.
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  Shoot him. Shoot him with your gun.
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  Shoot him. Oh right, my gun.
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  He's running away. Shoot him.
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  Aim shot. Get him in the kneecaps.
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  The figure you see run away is over 200 feet away.
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  Your gun is out of range, but if you want to shoot, you can't.
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  I'll run I'm. Going to take it just a just a
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  shot in the dark, quite literally in this boat in this.
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  You hit me. Fuck.
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  She rolled a 25, so it is likely that the person who stole your
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  shit has a bullet wind. Run after.
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  Him let's shot Keep. Run.
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  Yeah, keep. Run after him.
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  Let's get his ass. Let's.
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  Get his ass all right? Let's go.
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  I'm. I'm calling.
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  We're running. I'm going to stay with the room.
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  Oh, no, this isn't our garage. This is just our room.
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  OK, never mind. What?
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  Are these are these metal walls? Yeah, OK.
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  I see what you're going for and Oh yeah.
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  Saud doesn't climb through the window.
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  He just like barrels through the window.
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  Sure. Anyone that can go through the
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  window, go through the window. Go through the window.
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  Oh. You do a perfect jump through
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  the window, not breaking the window for once, and even you
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  are impressed by this. I don't know, it has it in me.
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  As you land you you stand up and there's a 5 Eddy bill stuck to
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  the palm of your hand. He's dropping out.
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  He's. We can track that.
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  Like Scooby-doo flying in the wind.
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  All right, Declan, everyone else if you will, jump through the
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  window to come out. Yeah.
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  Yeah, OK, cool. Don't you got a bird?
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  Sloan Squawks from above Roll. Animal Handling.
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  Hell yeah, baby, get those. Get those eyes working.
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  I will say that if you remember, if you've been watching No
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  Latency, you might know that I have indeed upgraded Sloan's
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  eyeballs have infrared vision. That's cool.
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  Can I don't know, I don't know how birds work.
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  Can she smell this DA $5 Addy bill?
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  Please, she's working. My apologies.
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  I always thought all birds were like robots made by the
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  government. Birds aren't real.
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  Most of them are this one, however.
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  This one isn't. Mostly real with a bit of robot
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  upgrading that I can't remember where the animal handling is.
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  Oh, that's right, it's under education.
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  Sure. Sloan, baby, What'd you see?
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  You see anything? I don't know.
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  Suspicious. Two people, Friends.
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  I think he might have had his own friend.
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  What does that mean? It means keep running.
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  I'm running. I'm running.
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  Can I jump on? I'm so tiny.
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  Can I jump on the saw? Can I?
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  Please do. Come on, roll athletics.
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  I got you. I'm riding on your shoulders.
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  I have tiny strides. Tiny Strides.
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  Good band name. It's our name.
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  Write it down. They better not be messing with
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  our belt. Saw just has one arm holding
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  Teensy on his one shoulder. We're going to get them.
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  We're going to get them. Let's go.
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  All right. Someone says that they're
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  they're going to be right around here somewhere.
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  All right, and as you turn the corner around the where your
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  punk nut is, as you're looking for people, you look over to
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  your punk nut and someone has perforated your gas can and
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  there is fume all over the ground and it's mixed with oil.
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  So seems as though your vehicle may have been sabotage.
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  Son of a bitch. We should kill these guys.
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  Can you? Can you fix it, Miss Teensy?
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  Not this, no. I mean, maybe I could try to
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  invent some sort of system that turns junk into fuel.
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  I suppose I could try to make an invention of sorts that.
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  Could also make it steam powered.
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  Oh my God it's steam punk in Cyberpunk.
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  You. Got the water for it.
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  Or I can make it steam powered or.
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  What if you made it? Like trying to make an invention
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  that distills the oil from the gas.
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  Or we say this as you look, there's a full can of tum in the
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  background. Can you explain it?
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  You've said that before. Not tum like the.
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  The Chu 2 is the word you're trying to say, right?
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  Chu two, Yeah. Okay, you've been saying.
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  Some people in the world call it Chew.
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  And what is that? Wheat fuel.
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  Is the gasoline of the cyberpunk world.
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  Is. Invented by Biotechnica.
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  Understood. So it is it is this world's gas?
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  Yes, exactly. 15 minutes for Salvin.
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  I'm going. To kill this guy, Let's Jeb.
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  Let's fucking. Kill these all right, what do we
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  do what do we do I'm. Killing.
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  People, I mean, we definitely got to kill.
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  Somebody I bring out my gun and I go try to chase that guy down.
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  Maybe we should have like a 2 strack teams, you know Strack
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  team A is stracking the the fact that we need to get this up and
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  running and Jeb points at the punk knot and then the other
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  strack team will go get revenge on the people that did the day.
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  I'm going to get revenge. I'm on team revenge.
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  And you get revenge. All right, we're going on Team
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  revenge. I'm going to find more stuff or
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  try to fix this you want me to. You want me to carry it for you
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  where you just take a bunch of the junk and like try to like
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  plug the hole? No, I mean, we've got that what
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  the the can of the Tutu that's not punctured, Yeah, I'm
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  assuming is not enough for like the whole race like it's.
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  It it could be it would help if you found like a gnaws and some
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  other stuff. OK.
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  All right. So it's not the end of the
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  world. I think that we might be better
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  served if I go and try and find more helpful junk or buy from
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  the lady and you sit here and make sure no one else messes
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  with our stuff. Declan, are you on team Revenge
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  or Team Fix? What will come up with a better
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  name for that one? I feel like my services to be
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  best used on Team Revenge. Let's go.
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  Revenge. Let's go.
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  We're losing daylight. Let's go.
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  I'm going to kill these guys. And I'm going to kill them with
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  you. OK, OK, what do we how much, how
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  much money do we need to repair it?
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  Give me a quote. Oh.
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  Wait, I don't know, I'm saying like like I might find like
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  'cause The thing is fine. They just like punctured holes
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  with in this extra gas can essentially, right?
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  And your oil can. Vehicle and our oil can right
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  so. Pretty easy fix.
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  It's around about ADV 13 and ADV 15.
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  To fix both of these, you will use your cat your your barrel of
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  tube to refill your gas tank, which means you cannot use it as
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  a projectile. OK, that's fine.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can fix these.
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  See I can go some buy buy buy it from from the the store.
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  No, I mean, you don't need it. I I can fix like the gas can,
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  but like, yeah, that Nos thing could be useful or like, oh,
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  wait, no, wait. I can't guard this myself.
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  I'm small. It's too late, Saw's already run
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  off to the shop. OK, I'll try.
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  It's me. It's me.
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  Who? Who is this?
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  It's easy. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, I'm buying.
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  I'm buying the oil. What do you want?
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  Did. You get junk too.
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  I'm going to try and invent some stuff I need I.
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  Need I need 2 canisters of chutu, 2 canisters of oil and as
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  much junk as you could put in these burly oils.
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  OK, I've. Got three pieces of junk and one
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  piece of trash? You want it.
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  I'll I'll take it all. How much is it?
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  Let me have a look. She's got.
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  She's got three junk in one trash Wait, but if you're.
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  Buying more oil and more chutu. I don't need to invent a thing
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  to make more. I, I don't, I don't know what's.
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  Happening. So have you ever?
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  Seen a Jerry can full of chutu at night.
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  All right, I'm. Picking up with your leg down.
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  I'm picking up with your leg down.
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  These are 150 each for the fuel, 25 for the oil.
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  And. Then I've got a few things left.
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  I got some armour I got. Some ammo.
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  Oh, armour. Armour.
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  We need that, don't we? You want armour?
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  It's armour. Less.
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  OK. OK, yeah, OK.
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  I'll take I'll, I'll take the armour.
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  Anything else? I don't know how much is the
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  armour, how much is the? Armour it's. 303 hundred.
• 23:06
  Do we have enough? After that guy stole our stuff,
• 23:08
  our money, it's. Fine, I'll cover it.
• 23:10
  Just pay me back. Oh yeah, OK.
• 23:15
  And while Saw is making his way back with all of that stuff, you
• 23:20
  go to fix the punk knot, yes. Cool can.
• 23:29
  I get a total GM, so that's 225 plus the armor, so that's three
• 23:35
  525. Am I up?
• 23:40
  Is this considered up? I don't have a fixed tech roll.
• 23:45
  Yeah. Upgrade.
• 23:47
  Upgrade to. A fixed gas tank and oil pan.
• 23:51
  Yeah. So is it is that basic tech or
• 23:54
  land vehicle deck land vehicle? Deck 14 Yes, that is enough.
• 24:01
  You fixed the gas tank. And. 18 Yes, you fixed the oil
• 24:06
  pan and you managed to clean up the oil with that 18 as well, So
• 24:10
  now it is not a hazard. That's what I'm.
• 24:13
  Efficient like that back amazing.
• 24:16
  I've I've fixed the things and I cleaned it's cleaner than.
• 24:20
  It was when we got here, yeah. Always leave the place better
• 24:24
  than when you found it, you know?
• 24:27
  Sure. Yeah, cool.
• 24:29
  So. Meanwhile, Coyote, Jeb and
• 24:36
  Declan team revenge. Team.
• 24:39
  Revenge come around the corner to two unmarked tombs holding a
• 24:47
  Nos between them. This is this is the Banana crew.
• 24:55
  They are. Unmarked The banana Boys.
• 24:58
  Are unmarked, are we? Sure that they stole our stuff?
• 25:01
  Yes. I I.
• 25:02
  Shoot them. Yeah, hold it right there.
• 25:07
  I shoot. That's 20. 20 with my.
• 25:14
  Heavy pistol, Yeah. You were just shooting.
• 25:18
  OK, I'm. Shooting open fire.
• 25:21
  Open fire bitch 15, right? So the.
• 25:30
  First, the first guy dodges the first bullet because he rolls
• 25:34
  A16. The other guy only rolled an 8.
• 25:40
  I only shot. Once so 15 was my damage roll.
• 25:43
  Oh, what was your 2020? Was my gun roll all right?
• 25:48
  Cool. Yeah, sorry I I must have.
• 25:50
  Assumed that. I hit him.
• 25:55
  I got excited. For revenge shot.
• 25:58
  OK. Then you miss and these two guys
• 26:02
  run and then you find something on the ground that they dropped
• 26:07
  this big box and they dropped this Nos on the ground.
• 26:11
  They are now bleeding after taking that damage and they go
• 26:15
  to run away. Do you let them escape?
• 26:17
  Fuck no. No, no.
• 26:19
  Way do I see? One I imagine like bleeding from
• 26:22
  the thigh or something. Yes, that's.
• 26:25
  The son of a bitch. I shoot him which?
• 26:27
  I already rolled kill his ass. Yeah.
• 26:30
  He takes the damage hard, but it's still moving because you
• 26:32
  only do that damage God damn it. Shoot again. 28 Does he dodge?
• 26:40
  Oof, not enough? 12 He takes 13 damage and drops
• 26:45
  to the floor. His franchise can.
• 26:48
  Help him up. Oh.
• 26:49
  I want to run over and grapple him.
• 26:52
  You're doing, you're doing the Tom Cruise run when he goes Tom
• 26:55
  Cruise. I'm going to bomb cruise run.
• 26:58
  And right. Tackle.
• 26:59
  Broling person has a -2 to this evasion check.
• 27:06
  Oh, I rolled A9, even with bonuses I didn't do enough.
• 27:10
  And you tackle this guy to the ground.
• 27:13
  The other guy keeps running OK. I'm going to.
• 27:16
  I'm going to try to bind his arms behind his back.
• 27:19
  You son of a bit, you piece of shit.
• 27:22
  Get you hold for it. Kill you think he can take?
• 27:27
  Advantage of us because we're sleeping.
• 27:31
  Only a coward does something like that they wanted.
• 27:34
  Me to do it, but what am I rolling?
• 27:36
  Right now, awareness, body control, no riding.
• 27:44
  What? Welcome to Cyberpunk, we got all
• 27:49
  kinds of skills. And riding is chief among them.
• 27:55
  Riding personal grooming. Bureaucracy is a good one.
• 28:03
  Bureaucracy is. A good one.
• 28:04
  We've been rocking with tactics a lot lately.
• 28:07
  It's. Cool.
• 28:08
  Yeah, because. Yeah, because that's the only
• 28:12
  way I could not be useless in a fight.
• 28:14
  They made a useless. Character so.
• 28:16
  Useless. They're in a fight.
• 28:18
  In a fight, well. Athletics here 9.
• 28:23
  They do they do get a a negative to this do you are you?
• 28:28
  Oh, I rolled date. So yeah, you tie them up nice.
• 28:31
  I tie them up and then I grab him by his his and I drag him
• 28:35
  face down in the dirt all the way back to the banana gang and
• 28:43
  I throw his body in front of the rest of them, right behind you.
• 28:46
  Is this one of? Yours, the pit boss.
• 28:49
  Turns around from working on his vehicle.
• 28:54
  I don't know what you're talking about to him, he says as he
• 28:57
  sort. Of finishes installing the mini
• 28:59
  gun to the back of his punk note well.
• 29:02
  If he's not. One of yours you won't mind if I
• 29:04
  and I go to like curb stop him? Are you trying to?
• 29:09
  Knock this guy out or kill him. Kill him.
• 29:11
  Kill him. I'm trying to.
• 29:13
  Threaten. I'm threatening to kill him to
• 29:14
  see if these guys are like, oh wait, that is my guy.
• 29:17
  Or if they're like, we don't know who that guy is, we don't
• 29:20
  care. Coyotes behind you going kill
• 29:23
  him, kill him, kill him. Do it.
• 29:30
  The. Lines between an ice and coyotes
• 29:32
  blurring. I'd like to figure out if these
• 29:35
  if he is actually one of these guys or not.
• 29:38
  Yeah, I can do interrogation. If you want, yeah, I'll do like
• 29:41
  an. Interrogation.
• 29:42
  Yeah, that's good for me. 20. Two, holy shit, let's see how
• 29:47
  this goes. All right now.
• 29:51
  Hey, man. He just looks at you.
• 29:53
  And smiles at very cheeky smile. I don't know what.
• 29:56
  You're talking about but. All's fair.
• 29:59
  In love and war. Hi guys.
• 30:06
  What's the? Other What's the guy on the
• 30:07
  ground doing? Is he like please don't kill me,
• 30:09
  please, please don't? Kill me.
• 30:12
  He's bleeding from the mouth, Jeb.
• 30:14
  Kind of like gets down on like one of his knees and like kind
• 30:17
  of bends his head down towards the towards the man that's on
• 30:21
  the ground. Just I agree actually, between
• 30:23
  you and me. Are you one of the banana guys?
• 30:27
  No, they paid me. You rolled really hard on the
• 30:30
  delegation. I only paid you.
• 30:33
  God. God, just a guard man.
• 30:36
  You can have the fucking money. And he pulls the.
• 30:38
  Money he gives you too much he hands you 900 at his take the.
• 30:41
  Money. His.
• 30:42
  His. Hands are behind his back, but
• 30:43
  he's like pulling out of his back pocket.
• 30:44
  Yeah, yeah, he's pulling out of his ass.
• 30:45
  Pocket as he like throws it at you, which why he gives you too
• 30:48
  much money. What do you take it, man?
• 30:50
  Please just let me leave, I don't fucking care anymore.
• 30:53
  Declan. They were he was actually paid
• 30:56
  kind of a contractor kind of situation, but from these guys.
• 31:00
  Howdy, what do you? Think, oh, he's fine.
• 31:02
  We got the money back. Hey, fuck you banana guys.
• 31:06
  We're going to kick your ass at this race.
• 31:09
  And then as soon as this race is over, I'll, I'll fucking
• 31:13
  slaughter you and your entire bloodline.
• 31:16
  Yeah, whatever. Cowboy No.
• 31:18
  Wait, I'm I'm the cowboy? I was hearing that you guys
• 31:22
  match. We're both.
• 31:24
  Coyote Row. Perception.
• 31:25
  Oh my. God, perception or?
• 31:27
  Human hold on. I'm.
• 31:28
  Just now. And now that we're both wearing
• 31:30
  cowboy hats? Yeah, but mine's.
• 31:35
  Like Neon? Perception 18.
• 31:40
  Oh, nice, yeah. While while you're having this
• 31:42
  conversation you see a bot come out of the trash to your more.
• 31:46
  There's a bot. There's a bot.
• 31:48
  Get it? Get it.
• 31:52
  Coyote gets. First hit because they rolled
• 31:53
  high enough. What do you want to do?
• 31:54
  OK. See.
• 31:57
  Oh, I just imploded. Oh no, Oh no, 6/6.
• 32:04
  You miss as it comes barreling towards you.
• 32:07
  It attacks you with its full body Beta 15 evasion.
• 32:12
  Oh. God evasion.
• 32:15
  I didn't have the staff memorized.
• 32:19
  My evasion is base 14 2222. Yeah, that you beat the 15 and
• 32:28
  the bot jumps right beside you, between you and Jeb.
• 32:33
  Jeb, get him. Yeah.
• 32:35
  These are quick 20. 2 all right, It does not have an evasion of
• 32:41
  above 8, so you hit it for 10 damage and it bursts into about
• 32:46
  3 pieces and dies. All right.
• 32:52
  Well, banana brethren, we'll see you out there on the racetrack.
• 32:59
  Consider yourself target A we're going to take this and Jeb
• 33:05
  points at all the stuff that has pinata out-of-the-box and we'll,
• 33:11
  we'll, we'll see you around. Please don't fuck with my
• 33:13
  friends. Oh, wait.
• 33:16
  Hold. On did you?
• 33:17
  Did you break the legs of a certain Norman?
• 33:21
  Oh man, just got it, Got it. And Jeb shoots it.
• 33:34
  Yeah. It is.
• 33:36
  Ass you miss and let there. Be a warning.
• 33:46
  And as you go to. Like reload your gun, all of
• 33:47
  your bullets fall out and you have to reload it.
• 33:52
  These were span but I'm going to take the shells.
• 33:58
  Declan's not really sure if that was intentional or not.
• 34:01
  He doesn't want to undercut the warning shot message message so
• 34:04
  he just lets the guy go all. Right.
• 34:07
  The guy scrambles up against the wall and tries to untie himself,
• 34:10
  but it's going to take a second. You get 3 roller D6.
• 34:16
  It's your last salvage. Good and better.
• 34:22
  You get 2 rolls and a Nos so that's good.
• 34:26
  Get a. Nos Right on.
• 34:28
  That's good. I'm.
• 34:28
  Gonna I'm gonna give one to Anayas.
• 34:30
  I'm gonna woo. Any bottles of water?
• 34:36
  That's what we're really looking for.
• 34:42
  Thank you. We've got Nos.
• 34:46
  Wait, this is another Nos. Do you have two?
• 34:48
  I mean I. Have two cards and one of them
• 34:50
  is a Nos No, that's the one you. Picked up.
• 34:52
  I gave it to you. Oh, OK.
• 34:53
  Well then. I only have one other card, is
• 34:55
  that correct? Yes that is correct.
• 34:57
  Got it. And cockpit glass.
• 35:00
  It's a layer of thick bulletproof glass that has 38 P
• 35:03
  Does it come with? A steering wheel?
• 35:06
  Yeah, we still have a steering wheel.
• 35:09
  Teen seat by now. Has finished fabricating a
• 35:11
  steering wheel, isn't it? Beautiful.
• 35:14
  It's great. T Honestly.
• 35:17
  I'm impressed. Thank you.
• 35:20
  Did you guys get anything back or to add or shoot any robots,
• 35:25
  the stuff of them? It was.
• 35:29
  Successful. Revenge mission that's.
• 35:33
  Awesome. Don't team.
• 35:33
  Revenge. That's that's what you were
• 35:35
  called, right? That's go team revenge and.
• 35:40
  Saul gives. Jabba High 5 And let's just
• 35:43
  let's see if it hurts, see if it stings.
• 35:49
  Athletics 12. It feels solid.
• 35:54
  It's a good. One it.
• 35:56
  Gives that like. Reverberation.
• 35:57
  You know, like a good class? Yeah, felt on the shoulder.
• 36:02
  You're like man, we. Really looked at each other's
• 36:04
  elbows on that one. Exactly.
• 36:09
  Nice. All right, so.
• 36:10
  I bought armor, I bought more fuel, I bought more oil, I
• 36:14
  bought junk. I bought trash.
• 36:16
  Wait. What's the difference between
• 36:18
  junk and trash? I don't know Teensy.
• 36:19
  What's the? Difference between junk and
• 36:20
  trash. Junk I can turn into stuff,
• 36:24
  hopefully, and trash is trash, but I think we can fire it out
• 36:29
  of this thing on the car. And make.
• 36:33
  It a weapon, I like that. Yeah, 'cause we gotta kill those
• 36:37
  fucking banana boys. By the way, I.
• 36:41
  Don't. Oh yeah.
• 36:42
  Yeah. No, they, they're bad.
• 36:44
  They're the people who tried to steal from us.
• 36:46
  So Oh yeah, let the money back, but.
• 36:48
  And they broke. Norman's Tell race.
• 36:50
  Time finish your construction. Oh shit.
• 36:53
  Oh, oh, OK, we've oh, I got to put the armor on.
• 36:56
  You've got the armor, right? Is that going to take?
• 36:58
  5 minutes. Yeah, I brought it.
• 37:00
  Back like 20 minutes ago, yeah. I've been doing.
• 37:02
  It this whole time, yes. While.
• 37:06
  You told your story. I was working upgrade. 1818 yes,
• 37:13
  yes, So what? Did you install?
• 37:14
  Yeah. So you've installed armor on the
• 37:16
  vehicle? Yeah.
• 37:18
  It. Now has an armor of 13 Oh.
• 37:21
  OK. And then?
• 37:23
  You. You carrying around the
• 37:24
  windshield? What is that?
• 37:27
  Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing.
• 37:29
  It's just a bulletproof windshield.
• 37:35
  Oh shoot, do I got to do. I got to stick that on right
• 37:37
  now. 5 minutes. OK. 18.
• 37:42
  Yeah, you, you, you make Weld it onto the screen.
• 37:46
  It has a metal. Weld it.
• 37:48
  Don't worry guys, I have. Some duct tape.
• 37:53
  That's big welding. Got it.
• 37:54
  Is there anything? Else that we have that needs to
• 37:57
  be put on here you got is that a?
• 37:59
  Bottle in your pocket. You're just happy to see me,
• 38:01
  Jeb. What do you got there?
• 38:03
  Oh no. Oh, sorry, yeah, this was, I was
• 38:05
  holding on to one of them empty water bottles just in case I
• 38:07
  need to pee in it later. Oh, that's true.
• 38:10
  We should all have an empty bottle.
• 38:11
  That one's metal. The metal one in your pocket?
• 38:14
  Oh. This one.
• 38:15
  Oh yeah, this is Nos. You want that?
• 38:18
  Oh. Yes, Oh, I.
• 38:20
  Also have 1 I think. Oh.
• 38:23
  There's more. Upgrade if you look at your.
• 38:25
  Cards. You'll see what you have.
• 38:27
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, how do I look? At my cards.
• 38:29
  Oh, my cards are. Gone.
• 38:31
  What the No. Those I attached to the vehicle.
• 38:33
  I had to reroll the deck. Oh, OK.
• 38:36
  Salvage DV extra chassis I'm extra chassis.
• 38:43
  AM. I rolling.
• 38:45
  Salvage for that or salvage DV 13.
• 38:48
  And it's going to give us a + 2 construction modifier.
• 38:52
  Is that the same? Is salvage the same as what I've
• 38:54
  been rolled the upgrade I've been rolling so if you want.
• 38:57
  To add the extra chassis to your vehicle, you increase the basic
• 38:59
  health of it by 5. Yeah.
• 39:02
  But it doesn't add. Any more hard points?
• 39:05
  Right, but. Health is good.
• 39:07
  Health is good. But I.
• 39:08
  Only rolled a 13? Oh no.
• 39:11
  Is it ADV. 13? It is ADV. 13 Yeah.
• 39:14
  Then you're good. Oh.
• 39:15
  OK, we need and then what? What is this Nos stuff?
• 39:18
  Do I have to attach that to? What do I, what is this?
• 39:21
  I don't know anything about Todd.
• 39:23
  Have you? Seen.
• 39:24
  Have you seen any of the Fast and Furious movies?
• 39:27
  Yeah, I know. I have they know the button.
• 39:29
  That they press sometimes and then it goes like, do they go
• 39:32
  into like hyper speed? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:34
  It's Nos, baby. OK.
• 39:36
  So there you go. That's a crit success.
• 39:42
  So when you install a Nos you get 2 charges because of.
• 39:47
  The matter? You really?
• 39:49
  Careful with this button. This button make this.
• 39:55
  More I will just make this swear.
• 39:56
  I don't want to press. The button you know incorrectly.
• 39:59
  There's only one way. To press the button and it's
• 40:01
  when we need to go really fast. Don't we need?
• 40:03
  To go really fast the whole time, that is usually.
• 40:06
  When we try to drive really fast.
• 40:09
  Oh, extra. Got it.
• 40:11
  All right. So yeah, saw you pick up the
• 40:15
  mini gun. That's your your handheld
• 40:17
  situation. Got it.
• 40:19
  The rest of us. Will get our weapons ready.
• 40:21
  Who's you? 2 are driving right.
• 40:23
  I mean, the three of us. Team revenge is probably
• 40:25
  driving. Oh yeah, team revenge.
• 40:29
  One each. Each one of us has one hand on
• 40:31
  the wheel. Metaphorically, of course,
• 40:34
  because if you want to do like 1.
• 40:36
  Guy on the wheel and somebody can be driven.
• 40:38
  By two people at the same time, 1-1.
• 40:40
  Person has a hand on the gear shifts.
• 40:42
  One person got their feet on the pedals.
• 40:44
  Yeah. And then one.
• 40:45
  On the wheel. So 2.
• 40:48
  So 2 is what you said two people got.
• 40:51
  It got it. So should we meta game?
• 40:56
  What's everyone's drive Land vehicle?
• 40:58
  That's a great question. Listen, I wanna put me.
• 41:01
  If you put me on gas, I'm just flooring it the whole time.
• 41:07
  So I might be. Good.
• 41:08
  Base. 17. My my drive land vehicle is 21
• 41:13
  OK. Declan One.
• 41:15
  Second here, one second here, he's under.
• 41:20
  Control land. Vehicle O.
• 41:23
  Drive land. Vehicle drive Land.
• 41:25
  Vehicle Mine's A7 OK. So it's only the two of us.
• 41:29
  And Oh yeah, I was. Told her.
• 41:30
  I remember he he was like, hey, put stuff in that and then I did
• 41:33
  not. That's OK.
• 41:35
  That's really funny. Makes it easy.
• 41:37
  Listen. Listen, it's really good.
• 41:38
  That you're a stunt driver and this whole time we've been like,
• 41:42
  Oh yeah, he's a great driver and there's a lot of green.
• 41:45
  Screens he's a. Stuntman.
• 41:48
  Sure. I didn't.
• 41:48
  Only drive. I did a lot of stunts, OK, And
• 41:50
  some of it was green screened. What are you gonna do, you know?
• 41:53
  We're driving. It's mostly for.
• 41:55
  Team Purposes Team. Cowboy on driving Declan.
• 41:58
  You can be in charge of the Nos button if you want.
• 42:01
  That sounds great. Yeah, I love.
• 42:04
  It I appreciate. It and then we've got.
• 42:06
  And then and then team, team fix it is on, I imagine on the go
• 42:11
  fixing it. And then also holding a big
• 42:15
  giant mini gun. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:17
  So so. Is now holding the mini gun.
• 42:20
  That thing requires shoulder arms to fire.
• 42:23
  Perfect. I mean, I'll tell you, I've
• 42:27
  seen, I've seen Saw's shoulders. You can call them guns, yeah.
• 42:34
  I got too many guns right here, big boy.
• 42:48
  Next. Time on no latency side quest.
• 42:52
  Let's go, Jeb, let's go to the right and like.
• 42:54
  Cut off these pink guys, hit the Nos.
• 42:57
  Who cares? Yeah, you guys are doing it.
• 42:58
  Keep doing it. I'm just gonna shoot people to
• 43:00
  get close. I don't drive.
• 43:01
  Yeah, we're making some. Serious headway.
• 43:04
  Let me suit something. The suspicious amount.
• 43:06
  Of lead we have, I mean, hold on.
• 43:07
  Now, when you say like that, now I'm kind of nervous.
• 43:09
  I was feeling really good up until just now.
• 43:11
  Alright for the. V.
• 43:12
  Villains. Next.
• 43:15
  Take them down. Don't let them get too far
• 43:17
  ahead. A gentleman's.
• 43:18
  Agreement with the other guys, alright.
• 43:21
  Banana it is. Well, they're never.
• 43:23
  Going to win now I don't know much about.
• 43:25
  Driving I thought you're a. Driver No, I well, I mean I.
• 43:28
  Play a driver in the movies. Die.
• 43:31
  Let's go. We talking or we?
• 43:32
  Racing. I think we would have died, you
• 43:34
  guys. This shit's got.
• 43:35
  Oversteer Teensy. What the fuck?
• 43:38
  Hey, holy shit. You got it.
• 43:40
  Cowboy. Yeah, hair painting.
• 43:41
  And then jump. Let's.
• 43:43
  Go does somebody else. Want to press the big red
• 43:45
  button? It's my turn.
• 43:46
  I'm going to hit that big red button.
• 43:48
  We're hitting the Nos, baby hit the big red.
• 43:50
  Button Coyote, Let's fucking. Go.
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