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Memorial Day Aftermath, Junior Family Grudges, Fast Food Stories, Inappropriate Thoughts and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 3: Given black a bu.
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  Speaker 4: Bu boz.
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  Speaker 1: Ye listening to show.
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  Speaker 5: I want to joy? Yeah, Joy, you.
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  Speaker 6: Know you.
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  Speaker 5: the mon jup.
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  Speaker 6: Come come on you.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 2: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 2: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I do, man, God is good.
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  Speaker 2: Hey today, I just want to get right to it
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  Speaker 2: because this has really been pressing me. I woke up
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  Speaker 2: and this was on my mind, and I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: share it with you because I know this for a fact.
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  Speaker 2: See I've lived this for a fact, and you know
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  Speaker 2: the majority of things I talk about in the morning
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  Speaker 2: before we get started with the regular show. It's something
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  Speaker 2: that I've experienced. I can only tell you what I know.
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  Speaker 2: And so I've really really understood why God has had
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  Speaker 2: my life go the way that is gone. Because if
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have all these tests in my life, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have all these tests that I passed, all these
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  Speaker 2: tests that I failed. If I didn't have all of those,
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  Speaker 2: the good and the bad. What could I share with
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  Speaker 2: you in the morning? What could I tell you about hanging?
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  Speaker 2: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?
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  Speaker 2: What could I tell you about hanging in now when
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  Speaker 2: all hope was gone? How could I share that with you?
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  Speaker 2: Unless I've had those moments myself. I don't care what
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  Speaker 2: happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. Don't
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  Speaker 2: you dare dare ever give up? It is the biggest
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  Speaker 2: trick that the enemy has. It's making us think we
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  Speaker 2: ain't gonna make it to water day, the illusion that
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  Speaker 2: there is a possibility that you might still have a
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  Speaker 2: chance to get over. The biggest trick he uses is
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  Speaker 2: when you make a mistake and you fall. He gets
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  Speaker 2: you to start to think and it's final, that there
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  Speaker 2: is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there is no recovery.
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  Speaker 2: He just makes you think it's final. He is the
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  Speaker 2: master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up? I
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  Speaker 2: don't care what besets you, befalls you, trips you up,
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  Speaker 2: what circumstantial situations may arise.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 2: Because listen to me, these are tests that you are
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  Speaker 2: going through. And these tests, whether you pass the test
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  Speaker 2: or it appears that you failed the test, the test
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  Speaker 2: accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it.
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  Speaker 3: If you pass the test.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say you're going through a situation and you get
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  Speaker 2: over and it goes the way you want it to do,
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  Speaker 2: then what you've learned is if you hang in there,
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  Speaker 2: there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, mission accomplished.
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  Speaker 2: If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
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  Speaker 2: way you want it and it goes the opposite and
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  Speaker 2: it turns out into a negative result, and the response
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  Speaker 2: you were looking for is a no, that's not final.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time
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  Speaker 2: to turn back. It simply means that now you have
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  Speaker 2: learned a valuable experience, you have learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 2: You now know what not to do. You are now
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  Speaker 2: because you know what not to do, another step closer
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  Speaker 2: to getting it right. Listen to me, it has to
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  Speaker 2: happen this way. You have to have the rain in
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  Speaker 2: your life to get the flowers in your life. You
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  Speaker 2: got to have the darkness in your life. To appreciate
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  Speaker 2: the sunshine in your life, you got to have woes
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  Speaker 2: and worries to appreciate the joys.
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  Speaker 3: It is merely a test.
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  Speaker 2: So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
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  Speaker 2: and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
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  Speaker 2: you one step closer to getting it right. Oh, my
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  Speaker 2: relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another person
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  Speaker 2: like that. Not only will you not be able well,
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  Speaker 2: not only will you be able to find a person
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  Speaker 2: like that, You can find a person that far better
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  Speaker 2: than that if you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give up.
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  Speaker 2: But see, sometimes you got to go through the bad
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  Speaker 2: ones to get to the good ones.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you? Dare?
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  Speaker 2: Dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to
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  Speaker 2: you if you lose.
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  Speaker 3: A loved one.
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  Speaker 2: And Lord knows, I've lost some people I've loved dearly
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  Speaker 2: with every inch in me. I've lost my mother, my father,
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  Speaker 2: my brother, and my best friend. I don't know I
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  Speaker 2: know people who have lost they children. Goodness, man, I
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  Speaker 2: can't even imagine that, but they kept on going. What
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  Speaker 2: you're giving up for? Oh, I got you miss them,
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  Speaker 2: and I got you grieving, But I got news for you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you let the devil make you think it's over
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  Speaker 2: for you because somebody else ain't still here.
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  Speaker 3: It was their time.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm trying to get you up on your feet
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  Speaker 2: so you can stop all this old woe is me,
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  Speaker 2: because the things that's happening to you, you're not the
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  Speaker 2: first person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get
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  Speaker 2: a grip. Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You
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  Speaker 2: have got to move forward, if it's just in memory
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  Speaker 2: of those people. I was on one of the commercial
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  Speaker 2: breaks the other day and somebody asked me something, and
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  Speaker 2: I forgot the question, but my answer was, I've always
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  Speaker 2: wanted my mother and father to be proud of me,
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  Speaker 2: and in their absence and their demise, I'm hoping just somehow, man,
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  Speaker 2: that they watching me, that they see they boy, that
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  Speaker 2: I'm down here, that I'm doing better, that I'm making
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  Speaker 2: something out myself, that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking.
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  Speaker 3: Care of my kids. Just want my old man to
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  Speaker 3: see that about me.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want my mother to see I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: get my life together over here. You una say I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to be a better person. My mama was a
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  Speaker 2: Sunday school teacher for forty years. She been praying for
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  Speaker 2: me for a long long time. I just hope, man,
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  Speaker 2: and that's all I'm doing, is just hoping that they
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  Speaker 2: see me so they can be proud of me.
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  Speaker 3: See you. You, you, you you.
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  Speaker 2: You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
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  Speaker 2: that when you fall and stumble and you get it
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  Speaker 2: all so wrong, it.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't over for you. Don't you dare dare dare ever?
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  Speaker 3: Give up?
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  Speaker 2: Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
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  Speaker 2: way you want it to. That it ain't meant to
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  Speaker 2: be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
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  Speaker 2: You know why you're being tested right now, because there
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  Speaker 2: is no testimony without the test. You got to go
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  Speaker 2: through something. It's all good, man, telling you. Just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to share that with you. Don't you give up out there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what's happening. Don't don't, don't don't get deceived.
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  Speaker 2: The victory's coming, but you ain't gonna get it if
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  Speaker 2: you quit. Hang on, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Morning show.
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  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, to let me have your attention.
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  Speaker 2: Please, this hell that's about to go down is called
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  Speaker 3: Crew, Hey Junior, what something morning?
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  Speaker 2: Nephew, Tommy, Doug get dumb? Yea, yeah, what's happening? Everybody
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  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. That's all I have time for right now,
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  Speaker 2: with the exception of you, I would make time for you.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to break.
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  Speaker 4: Oh all right, we'll be back at thirty two after
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  Speaker 4: the hour.
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  Speaker 1: back after this.
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  Speaker 6: You heard him.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show right now, it's time for the nephew to
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  Speaker 1: run that brank back.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Here's Johnson's freedom papers, Johnson Freedom Papers.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, let's go cat.
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  Speaker 6: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin. Franklin Johnson's League. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: this is Franklin. How you doing today? And my name
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  Speaker 6: is My name is Kyle, Kyle Green. I'm with the
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  Speaker 6: Immigration Department of the State of Tennessee. Uh yeah, how
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  Speaker 6: can I help you? You were you were born and
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  Speaker 6: raised in Tennessee? Am I correct? Yeah, born and raised
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  Speaker 6: in Tennessee? Okay? Now, uh do you do you still
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  Speaker 6: live in the Tennessee area? Now are you in a
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  Speaker 6: different states? I'm right? And that's it's still here.
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  Speaker 11: All want to say, I'm the only consint he's still here,
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  Speaker 11: living good.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, So here's what's going on. It's been
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  Speaker 6: brought through our attention here at the Immigration that anyone
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  Speaker 6: in the state of Tennessee who has the last name
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  Speaker 6: of Johnson. And I don't even know how to break
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  Speaker 6: this to you or tell this to you, but it's
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  Speaker 6: it's been brought to our attention here at the Immigration
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  Speaker 6: that anyone in the state of Tennessee, last name Johnston
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  Speaker 6: for some reason, and we're gonna to fix the problem.
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  Speaker 6: But for some reason, it's saying no Johnson's are free,
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  Speaker 6: you know, like there's claws or something and some paperwork
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  Speaker 6: or whatever. But what we need is we need all
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  Speaker 6: the Johnson's to come in by six o' by six
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  Speaker 6: o'clock today so we can try to take care of
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  Speaker 6: the problem. If not, if all Johnson's that are not
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  Speaker 6: reported in by six will have to get picked up.
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  Speaker 6: I know this is a joke, like we just I know.
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  Speaker 6: This is Joe Baby, I'm free. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 11: Like, well, he's telling me talking about this, he's talking
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  Speaker 11: about the Johnsons ain't free. What do you what are
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  Speaker 11: you talking about?
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  Speaker 6: Bumpy Johnson got for that? I don't know anybody attacking
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  Speaker 6: Johnson's now, uh no, sorry, this is this is a
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  Speaker 6: real This is I know this is crazy to get
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  Speaker 6: a phone call like this, but like I say, it's
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  Speaker 6: it's we got some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying
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  Speaker 6: to get to the bottom of it this but the
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  Speaker 6: bottom line is we need all the Johnsons to come
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  Speaker 6: in because right right now in the state of Tennessee.
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  Speaker 6: No person with the last name of Johnson is free
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  Speaker 6: right now, and get the gout in what are you
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  Speaker 6: talking about? What are you talking about? Are you black? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm black, but yeah I'm black. Are you free? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm free.
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  Speaker 11: So what are you talking about? Coming to me talking
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  Speaker 11: about them? Since my last name Johnson, my family got
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  Speaker 11: to come down to immigration because we ain't free. Who
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  Speaker 11: the hell are you calling me talking about the crap
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  Speaker 11: like that?
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  Speaker 6: Man, Okay, sir, the problem, We're gonna fix the problem,
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  Speaker 6: but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna
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  Speaker 6: fix head of the census or something. I'm sorry, are
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  Speaker 6: you the head of the census? I know I'm not
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  Speaker 6: something like that, Like, why are you calling me talking
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  Speaker 6: about Johnson? You are some uncle? Tom asked pulling me.
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  Speaker 11: Talking about Johnson that we ain't free and we got
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  Speaker 11: to come down and he's threatening my family.
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  Speaker 6: This guy, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not sure, I'm not.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not threatening you, all right. I said, my name
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  Speaker 6: is Kyle Green, I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 6: fix the problem. You know me because your name is Green,
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  Speaker 6: So y'all know me. After the Johnson's. Sure, I'm not
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  Speaker 6: saying I'm better than you because my last name is Green.
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying we have chle you are so saying that, Kyle,
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  Speaker 6: Mister Green's, my name is Johnson. We come from a
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  Speaker 6: long line at Johnson's and the don't let me have
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  Speaker 6: to brumpty Johnson on you cause you saw how he
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  Speaker 6: was cutting off soap. Don't play with them? Okay, sure
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  Speaker 6: can we? I want to help you and I want
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  Speaker 6: to help all the jobs. Okay you ain't he looking
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  Speaker 6: at nobody but yourself, mister Green, Uncle Tom, I sold
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  Speaker 6: y'all life in dango.
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  Speaker 11: The house for I bet you want them lights, get
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  Speaker 11: green Eye, Terns Howard looking most big good head. I'm black,
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  Speaker 11: yve me.
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  Speaker 6: I got a wide nose and I'm proud to be black.
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  Speaker 11: And they're gonna have your life and ask for me
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  Speaker 11: when I bring my my family down there. You got
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  Speaker 11: some guy but nerves. It's all this topolism, my mother sus.
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  Speaker 6: Sir, Can I extruct you to come down the immigration?
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  Speaker 11: That sound like a life skinning uble, Kyle Green?
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  Speaker 6: That sound license up? Sir? Can I get you to
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  Speaker 6: come down the immigration?
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  Speaker 12: By now?
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  Speaker 11: You can not have me come then, I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 11: down there with my god, oh oh Bussy Johnson, and
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  Speaker 11: we're gonna.
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  Speaker 6: Turn it up. Okay, So is your wife last name
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  Speaker 6: Johnson too? Don't worry about what my white's class name is.
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  Speaker 11: Don't try to set.
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  Speaker 6: Up Okay, is your is your mother still living?
• 18:36
  Speaker 11: Don't worry about my mama still living? You don't have to.
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  Speaker 6: I'm about to hang this guy showed up.
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  Speaker 11: You're gone cross the line.
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  Speaker 6: Your life getting bubble, Okay, Okay, sir. All I know
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  Speaker 6: is that you know we got you. We were trying
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  Speaker 6: to get as many Johnson as we could to come in.
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  Speaker 6: Tell me, tell me is the one that told us
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  Speaker 6: to call you? Okay, Franklin, That's who told us to
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  Speaker 6: call you. Tommy said, you probably want to call Franklin
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  Speaker 6: Johnson and get him on the line because you know
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  Speaker 6: a lot of the other Johnson's, and you can get
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  Speaker 6: them all to come in. That's what I'm what you
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  Speaker 6: think you think I'm not. Mother been going around the
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  Speaker 6: more than Johnson.
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  Speaker 11: That's how they came over from after there was one
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  Speaker 11: black mother take him over. The folks talk about they
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  Speaker 11: was going on vacation, and they came up with over here.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not rounding them though, God, Jo.
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  Speaker 6: Who the hell is Tommy? Tommy? Man? Tommy said you
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  Speaker 6: would do it? Tommy said you would be cool with it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, no, God, Tommy, he sounded like with
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  Speaker 6: him too. Okay, do you know do you know nephew
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  Speaker 6: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Lorny Show. Do you know that? Mother? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I got my blood bresh up? Hey, man, oh Man,
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  Speaker 6: ain't Franklin, Yes, hein't Franklin. Take this out, man, Your point,
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  Speaker 6: j Rob is the one that got me the frank
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  Speaker 6: phone call you man, Oh, he ain't allowed over to
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  Speaker 6: the barbecue no more? Man.
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  Speaker 11: Was he a whiskey?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: He was?
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  Speaker 11: He was he drinking some of that whiskey.
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  Speaker 6: When he calls me there. I don't know what he
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  Speaker 6: was when I called him, bro, but he wanted me
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  Speaker 6: to make so he's frank Franklin. Jesus Christ. Oh Man,
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  Speaker 6: And you gotta tell me this right he break and
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  Speaker 6: give it to me, baby, Franklin Johnson, You got to
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
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  Speaker 6: the baddest radio show in the Lake, The.
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  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Show with netthew Tommy.
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  Speaker 4: Really Tommy.
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  Speaker 9: You went there on him, Tommy, he had you shook
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: up a little bit, though he sounded like he had
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: you all balanced a little bit because he was serious
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: with it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: It is time to get some great advice from the
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: CLO that stands for Chief Love Officer. We call him
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: the Close Steve Harvey. Shateria in Memphis writes, I have
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: been dating a younger man for four months, and he's
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: been using my car to go to work because I
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: work from home.
• 21:15
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: to call his mama for a ride. His mama called
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: me and said, I'm only four years younger than her,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm his mama now and I need to take
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: care of his needs. Would I be out of line
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: to curse her out?
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: What?
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: First of all, let's talk about a couple of things
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: that I noticed, Shaterria. This man you Dayton, got to
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: be young because your name is Shatiria, and I don't
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: know nobody named Shatiria that was born in the seventies.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: So I'm assuming that you are a young mother yourself.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Now you do went in here this crazling. You're dating
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: this little damn baby that just now got off his bicycle,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: so he ain't even got a car.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Now you letting him use your car.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You told him you got to go to the doctor
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: because you got some medical complications.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: He can't do that.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: And then you told him using mama's car his mama's car.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: And would I be.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Wrong for cussing out or kicking hotel? What are you doing?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: This is your fault. The fact that his mama can
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: call you, the fact that you had him call his
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: mama says you're in the wrong relationship shiteria that rhymes
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: with cafeteria. And that's where we have the problem at
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: right there, Your name, your age, and this damn baby
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you done picked up and moved around in here to
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: your house that don't have a car. Bad selection. It
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: ain't his mama, it's the boy you selected to be
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: your man.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Problem.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Next question, all right, Moving on to tay in Ohio.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: They says, I'm a twenty two year old student and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I'm dating a black guy that is giving me grief
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: because he's very friendly. He feels like he has to
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: show the back black girls on campus a lot of attention,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: or they'll hate him for dating outside of his race.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: One of the girls can't stand me, and she's always
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: talking slick to me. Should I pull her aside to
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: see what the problem is? Or do I keep ignoring her?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Like he said to.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Well, let me let me give you, Let me let
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: me say something to you now when you pull her
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: to the side. Hey, I just want you to understand
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Dandy Dan Delvy live culturally. Once you pull them to
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: the side and start addressing it, you're finn to get
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: way molding you boggain for right now. The dude has
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: told you to ignore it. You could ignore it, but
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I understand the position he's in. He gives them extra
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: attention so they don't hate him. Look, are you enjoying
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: this relationship? Sounds lady, It don't sound like she is
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: to me, it's very much with this. You don't like
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: the pressure, you don't like what come with it, and
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: he's not coping with it real good either because he
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: feel in some kind of way. But now let me
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: explain something to you. Don't pull that black girl to
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: the side.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't do that system beggar girl. Listen
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Listen to Uncle Steve, don't pull that black girl to
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the side, because it ain't gonna go nothing like you
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: think you're not gonna believe her damn reaction. First of all,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: if you literally tap her on the alboy and say
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: come over here for a minute, let me talk to you,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: not just don't do that, don't you. First, it's gonna
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: be a pause and hesitation to disbelief that you were
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: dressing her. But of all the black women you don
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: point you're gonna picked out, her is the one you
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: gonna check her. I can't even tell you how this
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: is fit to go now. I don't know if you're
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: a cheerleader. I don't know if he an athlete. I
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: don't know if you on a debate team. I don't
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: know what you own. But do not grab Shitteria Junior
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and pull her to the side. Don't no, it is
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: not him.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do not do that. It's not going to go.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you, CeeLo Monique and Tyler town says, my husband
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: and I had a card party over the weekend and
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: his best buddy got drunk and slept on our floor
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: all night. He also urinated on himself and he had
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: on dark jeans, so my carpet is ruined in that spot.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: My husband didn't want to make a big deal out
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: of it and embarrass him, So we have to pay
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to have our carpet replaced. Shouldn't he make his buddy
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: pay for this?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: You just so drunk you done fell asleep on the
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: floor and peede on yourself. I mean he could go
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: to him and say, hey, man, look here's a problem,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: and you was at the house. You got drunk. I
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: know you couldn't help it, but you laid the floor
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: and you peed on yourself. You know, my wife got
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: to replace the copy. Man, can you give us a
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: little something on it? You know you could offer at
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: that point, Well, he not, because he gonna swear him down.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: He gonna swear him down. He ain't peede on himself.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Who you know if in the volunteer that was that
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: wasn't ain't pee on no floor.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: No, that was a bill. You think I peed on myself? No,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: that's bill. I laid in the bier. I saw the bier.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I might knock the cup over. I give you a
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: couple of honey.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: He'll no, hell.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: No, hell no, it ain't nowhere And he ain't laying
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: that any you can't prove he pre no, no, no, no,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: no no.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Hold bro, so you're.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Gonna come to me with that? Yeah, we got pictures?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Hold on? Did you see me pee?
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: Yo?
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: Just on my phone?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Now hold up? Don't oh oh who phone? Hold up?
• 27:14
  Speaker 14: Don't?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: So your girl take a picture to me? Pee?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Get turned?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta he knew he wasn't at home.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, he could mention it to him, but it's
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: the dude gonna deny it and stop him. Card party
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: and stop letting people sleep on your floor overnight. Stop
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: doing that, all right? Send his ass home, pee on
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: his own floor.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Oh the smell in that house?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Stephanie in La seventy says, I'm in
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: my mid forties and I can't function without having sex
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: at least four times a week. I work long days,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: so it's hard for me to meet a good man,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: to meet good men, and I end up tensed up
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: all night and can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: been an option, but I don't want to be intimate
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: with someone in my building. What's the worst that could happen?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Should I go ahead and invite him over?
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I don't feel I don't care what you do. I
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: really don't. This ain't a love question, it's a lost question.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: You're thirsty.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: You in your forties. You gotta have sex full times
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: a week. Yeah, you know what gots to you and
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: your forties and you have to have sex full times
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: a week.
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: Okay, we'll go ahead and have it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, if you have to go ahead. What you
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: want me to tell you? Now?
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Your neighbor, you don't want to sleep with him because
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: he's your neighbor. Who who've been doing the four times
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: a week for you up to now? Well? That part
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: see what I think is you gots to have sex
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: four times a week. Your problem is you can't find
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: nobody want to have sex with you full times a week.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: That's your real problem.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's what she said. Yeah, all right, listen, we'll be
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: right after this.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, question, do you hold a grudge toward
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: any family member? So have have you, guys written off
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: relatives or your entire family because of what a person did?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Because you're holding a grudge?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Junior me, Yeah, gudge.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: I love my sister, there's nothing wrong here? Have it taking.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, Grudge, holding on right now?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: I love you, Dan, I really do. But your friends
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: probably gonna call you in a minute.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about you.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't get yourself in trouble.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: I'm grown sure.
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, I'm thinking till my time and money one
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: into this.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: I should be able to say what I want to
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: say if I'm helping a family member right wrong? Can
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: you say?
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: You dog?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Make it plain?
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying, So that for what it is. Yes,
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: I took my daddy truck back. Daddy, Hell, I bet
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: your ass walking nag?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: What is she gonna low on me?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Whoa sup?
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: Since she gonna lie on me? Yeah, sink my daddy
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: truck back? Yeah, sure that dadd is bet your fall
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: ragging now. So if the next thing you say gonna
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: be the truth? Yeah, yes, I changed the bank account,
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: that is.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, Grudge.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: He gets louder though, Have you noticed yea.
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, No, I ain't paying the rent now.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: That is so?
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: Hey, I feel better. How about y'all hold on? You've
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: been holding this by three months.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: Waiting on this question.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: So glad called to put this in the show. What
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: if what if they hear you? Do you think I
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: give a damn.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Not for real radio? It's fat? Thank you just be heard.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: This is so rejuvenating. I didn't even know rejut man.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I've been boved therapeutic man. You haven't therapy man.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Let it out.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I do it all the time.
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all these lives. No, I wouldn't come see my daddy.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: You'll know you're damn live.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: But I've been there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: But I'm here now though, right, what has happened?
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Y'all know what's going on?
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Don't act, get to ask ju don't act.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I just didn't think you'd say it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Like I couldn't wait for to put this in the
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: I've been waiting on this break.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: How many months?
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: Three?
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Saying hell it out?
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: If you're not Yes, you didn't tell me you was
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: taking his money. I ain't say that.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: You know they gonna you know they're gonna call it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Do you think I give it once again?
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Call me?
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: You ain't been calling by time I've been trying to talk.
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: Antybody want to talk.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Let them call you like you called me. Calling is good.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Calling is good.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: Calling is good. I can take my shirt off. I'm free.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Can you give me some Ohio players?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Free?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I won't have to listen to lie on that day,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I'll be able to make up my own mind.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, everything your name surely shoot sham.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: He said, one day child, shoe.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: She's just sitting here.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Come on, really, I'm going to be after why the shoe? Yes, shoe,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: And one day I'll be able to make up my
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: own my home.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: His eyes and swaying back and forth.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Right now, yes, now, the Lord then gave me the strength.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Now come on last, It's like give me care.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: He's like a new birth man. It was Have you
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: been baptized?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I want to be free food and I want to
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: be free.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Her listen to this.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Verse.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: I won't want to be free.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: What what do you think is gonna happen? I don't
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: what they care about that.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: Don't give a damn. They can pay it back.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I want to be.
• 34:18
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: He was waiting just like Junior. I guess he's waiting
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: for his moment.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: This ignorant show right here.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: Getting mad.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: If you want to, I guarantee you they're mad.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: Bit the suirret and I admit every word I say
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: it on that day I'll be able to walk away
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: from your oh life.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: I'm out of twenty grad.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Why are you smiling so much, junior, Because I'm going
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to be all right after while, but you can't. It's
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: too much information.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Don't give it. You free tattooed on your.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Today because you understand.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: Man keep going.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: That's his favorite part.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: O jail.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, you man, Thank you sir.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: No, we'll be right back.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: You're listening hard morning show.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time to play another round
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather spend a day
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: in the mall with your lady, your wife, your significant other, whoever?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Or spend a day at the dentist?
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Give me this all right, I'm at they kind.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Would you rather spend a day at the mall with
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: your wife? Or would you rather spend a day at
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the dentist?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that. Most people don't like to
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: go to the dinner.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: That's that's most people don't like.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Most men don't like to go to the sad the mall.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I'm going to the marll so happy.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I'm going to the mall.
• 36:19
  Speaker 14: The mall has gotten better though, for chairs and benches
• 36:22
  Speaker 14: for me to sit on while they're women doing stuff.
• 36:24
  Speaker 14: They got better with that, so it's a more comfortable sitting. Okay, okay,
• 36:30
  Speaker 14: go ahead, I'm going to the dentist. Give me the drill.
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: I'm in the mall with her ass. I'm in the
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: store sniffing candles. I don't even care about.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know what is or I ain't
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: never been in here.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: What am I doing?
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: I don't know none of that?
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: No, none of that. Wow, I need to rethink what
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: you just did. Turn your chair right, you can that
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: over the show ain't gonna work. I'm trying to do.
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: So.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: You was on your radio show this morning and you said.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: What.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Would you rather get male enhancement surgery
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: or would you rather get surgery on your ad like
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: light bolb on your abs.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I'd rather get that surgery on my abs. If I
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: do anymore.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Where i'm i'm I'm blessed and highly faith already in
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: double edged drawers.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Where are we going with this?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Is?
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: No way would add right?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I put nothing else down here. Already can't use that
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: little slot that they put on draws. I already can't
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: use that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Really gone gone and.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Give me these alms. I ain't seen in a while.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: All right, Tommy, I'm as I'm blessed.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I'm blessed, I'm good.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think you guys would say anything else other
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: than that.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: All right, it's all relative. What do you mean both
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: of them is shorter than me?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: What what you say?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I said, both of them is shorter than me. I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: don't mean, ain't nobody more blessed than you?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Though? It's all in perspective, y'all know what I'm talking about.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Let's call people stop here.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: You know you got it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I'm standing over here, and you got g I Joe
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: standing over there, g I Joe.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening morning show.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: So Steve, here's a question from Steve Harvey FM. All right,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: it says, have you ever thought the wrong thing at
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: the wrong moment?
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: This email is from D.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: He says, Hey, guys, a comedy booker who I deal
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: with has a new secretary. The new secretary doesn't love
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: me as much as the old secretary. Subsequently, I get
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: less booked less often. The new secretary's brother just died,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and I thought, sure would be nice if the old
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: secretary would come back for a few weeks, and I
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: will get some bookings. Now I feel bad, Steve Tommy.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: When was the last time you thought the wrong thing
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: at the wrong moment?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you ever thought something wrong
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: at the wrong moment?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Too many times?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to clean it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Up, but go yeah, okay, well let me man all
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: this here. You ever been in church praying yes at
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: offering and then she walked by doing offering and you prayed.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: The guys she walked by, yes, even after she'd have
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: dropped her.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Money in, you still lock ye all the way and
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: you lose your place in the prayer. Father, man, who
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: are in heaven high in the world, in your name?
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Did you make this right?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Here?
• 40:43
  Speaker 12: Boy? Look at all that kingdom? You look at him? Man,
• 40:49
  Speaker 12: your will be done all over this earth all up?
• 40:54
  Speaker 12: And now yeah, you know have you ever done that?
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: That's it was just as good up.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: It was my relative later there in the casket, and
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: she was in there forsed to same for the family.
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: I forgot who the hell.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Was laying up there.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: At the funeral.
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: I tell you right there, I almost says her first
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: that once Charon had walked up there, I forgot who
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: the hell we was here?
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: Fu Lord, that dress was tight. Craise hell. I need
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: to give a damn who it was, but.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: She was there.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: My Lord.
• 41:32
  Speaker 14: Never seen somebody fall. Super fine woman fall and dress
• 41:37
  Speaker 14: blow way up over her. I just sat there and
• 41:42
  Speaker 14: thought about the wrong thing.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, at the wrong timing is everything, and.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Thought about really getting wrong thing at the wrong time.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been praying and asked God to give
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: somebody a.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Stroke right there and see you go up there and
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: kiss him?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 42:04
  Speaker 10: Stroke.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I asked him to actually shut down somebody whole left side.
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: You want, you want to do the mountain bout?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, this is true.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I left a basketball game after high school one time
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: and the guy robbed me coming out of business corner.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And that was the first time I asked the Lord.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I asked God to strike somebody dead. Yeah, I had
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: nine dollars, so they took nine dollars. I thought that
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: would be a good time to ask the Lord to
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: do something for me. Of course he did that, and
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: he ran off with the nine.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Again. I'm so glad you're a changed man.
• 42:55
  Speaker 10: Glad from that.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Well, have you ever thought the wrong thing at the
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: wrong turns?
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: The question.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: That was wrong?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: The wrong.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, what thing I didn't been?
• 43:13
  Speaker 14: I didn't been naked and ran out into the living
• 43:15
  Speaker 14: room and didn't know nobody was in there, and asked,
• 43:17
  Speaker 14: could they just be blind right now?
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Please just be did not see all this?
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: I had a six crisis and ask the nurse that
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: came in the room. I asked the lord, could you
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: please please let her stay.
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Because my gown too much?
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: My gown? I asked, Did she have to cause you
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: were here at night? I thought wrong? That wrong time.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: I've actually unplugged myself.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: All right, well, all right, coming up next, nephew, tell
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: me more ignorance with today's prank phone call.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: That's right after this you're listening.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: And the subject is she got him fighting for her?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: That is the subject.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a little bit, because
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: With today spring phone call. What you got for a
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: snaph Mmmm?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I got something to make you fight, man, I got
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: something that really make you fight. You want something to fight?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: For sure? I prak people about anything. I don't care
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: what you're doing through in your life. I don't care.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care what you're going through.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: The man that he is married to his brother.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right, so he will.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: He doesn't care.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: A told a man, a white man, that the twins
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: he had, that he was the father of.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: The other twins, oh the black one.
• 44:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah, boy, if I get that pastor's number in uh
• 44:55
  Speaker 14: New York that got robbed other day?
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Oh you.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: My mom just said, what is temmy? Always messing with
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: the church? People hurt the best?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 14: They're the best cussers, right, That's what they are. They
• 45:16
  Speaker 14: are the best cussers. Let's get to the working workman's cop.
• 45:20
  Speaker 14: Let's go catch though.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Hello, hello, I'm trying to reach a vincent please.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Who's calling?
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: My name?
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: Is uh ed from the human resources? Oh yeah, yeah
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: yeah that means what's what's a well Bence wanted? First
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: of all, check on you. We know you're got injured
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: here at the job. How are you doing so far? Yeah? Man,
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: I'm I'm making it. Man, you know, everything's cool and uh,
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: you know, I don't know how long the therapy going
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: pretty good though, but I'm alright, I'm all right. Therapy
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: is going pretty well. Yeah, it's they say, I'm doing
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: all right. The pain level about maybe a fixed still,
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: but it's getting better though. Okay, listen, have you been
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: getting your check on time? Yeah, I've been getting it
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: in and I appreciate it. But it really helps, man,
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: because you know, I ain't able to work right now.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: They say it's going to be a little while, so
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: I appreciate that. Y'all the want defending the check yes, sir, yes, sir.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: We all want to setting the checks out and want
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: to make sure that that's definitely getting there. So you're yeah, yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: it's good. It's all good, man. I appreciate it. I
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: appreciate it. Okay, let me we've got a bit of
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: a problem that we wanted to check out. Now. You
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: haven't been doing any any stringuous uh uh no, no, no, no,
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: I ain't been ain't I ain't been working at all, man.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: I just you know, I've just been taking it either.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: I can't do nothing really right now, and they told
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: me not to do nothing all right. Now. You do
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: know the rules are that you're not supposed to do
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: anything that to jeopardize your back. Correct, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing.
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, well let me let me say this to you.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: We do have some surveillance cameras that are showing us
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: that you've you've been doing some stringing. I ain't even
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: been going nowhere talking about surveillance cameras. I don't have
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: to go nowhere. Well, you know, the strenuous work that
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: you're doing is actually at home at all. I'll be inside.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: I don't I don't do nothing outside. I don't wait,
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: I don't even bobecue. Man, what you know what you're
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: talking about?
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: String?
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, have you vincent? Have you have you been having
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: have you been having sex at home? What the kind
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: of question? Who is is this is supervibu something? What
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: kind of Let me talk to the super vibus? Now
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: you know you're damn. I'm with human resources man, excuse me, dog,
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: But I don't mean disrespect you that because you're paying me,
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: you know, looking out for me. And I mean you
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: can call me and and just say any cop like that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: Man about have you been having you having sex at home?
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Say that ain't none of your business? Dollar? Have I
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: been having sex or not? In wait, what kind of man?
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Let me talk? Who is your supervisor? Man, sir, I'm
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: the supervisor here in human reviewers weeping brought with my
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: attention and we actually have you on surveillance. You've been
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: you've been having sex now all the way you can
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: don't I know better not be in my house? I
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: know that? And who authorized some like that? Anyhow surveillance
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: to me, you're not supposed to be having sex if
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: your fact is hurting, okay, you you have a man
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: you've been you've been not having no damn camera and
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: my what you finding out?
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: Have you been servating for me having sex? That's a
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: damn live sir? What's your name? What? What? What's your name?
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Sir?
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: And who ed? Because I mean, look, I'm trying to
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: be nice. You're pissing me off as this is, and sir, sir,
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: here it is and we find out. I'm gonna I'm
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: giving you a warning. No I don't need no, I'm
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: giving your warner you let me find the damn camera
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: my house telling me I ain't have no sex and
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: all that I have sex? If you're that is strenuous work.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: And you're putting it on your back, and we're paying you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: We're paying you damn about what you're paying me and
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: what you ain't paying me. You're gonna call my damn
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: phone tell me talking about you got from David's TAPA
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: and my palth that's ed okay, Well, sir, sir Vincent,
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: let me say this to you. You don't want, I
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: don't want, you don't need. You don't need to say
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: nothing to me. But but your last name and then
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: your supervisor name that was my name is okay, and
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: you don't need to worry who the supervisor is. You
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: need to make sure that there's no more sex going
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: on until your back is healed. Look, you're gonna have
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: me to cush up out and hang up on your man.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: I don't have time for this man, because y'all that's
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: what y'all do, because y'all doing for people. Y'all think
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: y'all can. He'll do ill legal and talk to people.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: Crazy man, when y'all talking them. I don't appreciate that all. Man,
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: this is I don't know who y'all think y'all is
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: down there. Y'all do something for them. Y'all can just
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: call them and say anything that. Man, I don't like that,
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: and I ain't trying to be disrespectful, but you've got
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: me heated right now. Man, Then there's that not be
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: no cameras in my house. Do you understand that I'm
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: gonna tell you once and one time only, no more sex?
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: What you do? Okay? Put you talking about I'm sorry, man,
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: because I'll tell you one day thing. You think you've
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: giving up some money. Now I'm gonna see y'all by
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: catch the camera up in my up in my house.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: You ain't gonna have to never pay pay me no more.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: You're gonna pay me one big check that I'm showing
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: out of y'all. Now you understand that I understand I
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: need I need you to understand one more thing. Are
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: you listening to me?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: You go ahead? Man, I'm y'all got me easy, man?
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: And then he don't even call me no more telling
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: you thiss ridiculous? Okay? Are you familiar with Leonard?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Familiar with what Leonard? Do you know?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Leonard?
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: Your coworking Leonard? Yeah? What about them? Leonard? Got me
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: the pray phone? Call you. This is nephew tire me
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: from the Steve Offrey more than shoe filson. Buddy, man,
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: get out of here. Man, y'all about to help me
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: the ooh lord, talk about my check? And man, man,
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: what's up? Man? This is y'all have me going out? Man,
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: y'all have me heated? I I'm gonna kicking, gotta be
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: called that he on the phone. Man here on the phone, Man,
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: I'm sweating like oh so I'm still so. I'm still
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: getting my damn check. That that's what that means. Y'all
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: have me head boy, I thought y'all gonna take my
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: what's up? Man? Nice to hear from y'all. Man, y'all
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: got me though, Man, y'all got me. I got one
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: more question? Man, what is the baddest and I mean
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: the baddest radio show in the land? Of course, no doubt, man,
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show, always will be. Especially
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: y'all done got me like this here.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: You can't be at home, diable, have it sick?
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: You on work with comping, were paying you, but you
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: over there using strenuous amounts of energy having sex.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Now you know that's wrong. Now one of these got
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: to stop eating sex of his chick.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Now, one of them got to gonna hold him up?
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Which one would you pick?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna lose that chick, I thought, would
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: you rather? Would you rather? Would you rather watch Ready
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: to Love Friday Night? Or would you watch the watch
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Ready to Love Friday Night? I don't give you no options.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: That's it coming up next. It is the Strawberry Letter
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: for today. The subject is she got him fighting for her.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 52:53
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• 53:06
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• 53:09
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• 53:12
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• 53:14
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• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Subject she got him fighting for her. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: my coworker and I have a strong bond. I am
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: what you would call his work wife. My work husband
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and my real husband talk often. And since my work
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: husband is dating a scandalous woman. My husband has been
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: counseling him a lot.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: When my husband and.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I met the girlfriend, she looked at us like we
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: were garbage and didn't deserve to be in her presence.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: She was overdressed for dinner, and when the waiter offered
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: us wine, she said that she only drinks champagne. But
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: the way she broke all those verbs wasn't classy at all.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: My work husband can't see it though.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: He's pea whipped and he is talking.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: About marrying this low budget, scandalous woman whenever they are out.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: He's had to check several guys for being overly friendly
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: with her. It made me skeptical, and I was right.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: She is the problem. She's a big flirt and likes
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: to make eye contact with men. It's like she's insatiable
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and needs all of the attention from every man in
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: the room, even my husband. My husband peeped it too
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and said that she always does too much around him.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: This past Saturday was a telltale sign that she's trouble,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: but my work husband is taking her side once again.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: She works as a leasing manager at a high rise building,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: and my work husband popped up at her job there
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: was a man in the office yelling at her. When
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: she saw my work husband, she tried to get the
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: other man to leave, but he kept done, cursing her out.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: My work husband stepped right in and almost got into
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a fight with the man, but the security guard separated them.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: She never told them who this guy is or why
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: he was so angry. She is very dangerous. Should we
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: keep trying to help him or should stay out of this?
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: I know you know the answer to this.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: You gotta stay out of this. This is not your business.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: How is this your business? Leave this one alone. You
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: said it best.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: He's just whipped right now.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: He's just whipped.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: He's got to work through that on his own. When
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: he's ready to fight physically fight for someone like this,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: his feelings run deep for her. If this girl is
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: trash like you say, he wouldn't be able to see
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: it anyway if you told him so. Don't risk your
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: friendship over her. Okay, the truth will come out about
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: her eventually, and when it does, that's when you guys,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: stand by your so called work husband, because he will
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: need a shoulder on which to vent.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: Then.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: As for you, I just say, you know, mind your business,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Stay out of this stuff. Let's you know, that's them.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: You got a husband of your own to deal with,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and I even would tone down the work husband thing
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: in front of your own husband. They might be friends now,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: and he might be cool with it now, but I
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: just say, leave that stuff at work and leave you
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: and your husband. Leave that other couple alone, and stay
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: out of their business. I don't think it's gonna do
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: you any good, Steve.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to respond to this with them. I
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: think it's ridiculous. I think it's a waste of time.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Did an adequate job, Surely it's nothing we could do.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I don't even care. I just don't. I'm not even
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: gonna waste my time on this letter. I'm not gonna
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: break it down or none of that. I'm not First
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: of all, this work wife, work husband thing. What y'all
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: doing now? He counseling the dude? He liked this woman,
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: she trashed, she flirt with all his men, getting cussed
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: out at the rental office.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Your husband finish, get in a fight. This is ignity
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: right here. Why y'all in it? Why y'all here? Grown
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: ass man? He want to marry her, Let him marry her?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: He don't see it. He will.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: He'm what else y'all want to talk about that we're
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: going on, junior man, Mississippi everything. No, I ain't giving
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: a letther no more damn time my whole next break,
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: we can do something now. I'm not gonna deal with
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: this right here, and because it's trash, I'm too old
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: for this. I ain't got no time for this man.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: But that life.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I got to worry about one question, though, Steve, what
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: about the fact that he wanted to fight for her?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: He was gonna jump on this guy that was cursing
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: her out her husband.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, look, I can understand a man being honorable.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: You know you know it was one of my wife's
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: friends is somewhere and I walk in the dude cussing her.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna try to slow it down, you know. Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Now you know as long if you if you, if
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: you hitting her, then I'm gonna jump in here. I'm
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: gonna jump on you because I'm not gonna sit here
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: and watch a man be a woman. That's not what
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do. But if y'all cussing in arguing, then
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: that's my special is cussing so I'm gonna jump in there.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I can go with you with this cussing.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: So we're just gonna be in here customing. But we
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: ain't got to fight, you know. And that's just said.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: What's the next question you want? Because I'm not dealing
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: with this letting?
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Okay? All right, so you're done with the letter?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done. Really, it really don't make no sense.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Everybody listened, not this, Yeah it is. I got no
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: advice for him. I ain't got no vice for you,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: y'all in that talking about work wife's work or work husband.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Y'all, students, just leave it alone.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you already have a real husband.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Ain't y'all got enough problem?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Y'all you married, y'all, ain't got enough going on between
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: the two of you to add what's going on with
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: this fool and this eff He ain't even married to man?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Please, But he really loves her though, or has strong
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: feelings for this woman though he is, he's going all
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: out for her.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: That ain't love.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: That's you in love lust.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: But if he's fighting for your husband, hey work.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Like I said, it's okay for him to try to
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: defend the woman's honor. But now it's almost getting in
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: the fight with her about what all they was doing
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: was cussing.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: If I walk in and we cussing.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was yelling at her and then cussing her out.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Remember the till you try to go without cussing for
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: a day.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: That worked for about what last ten minutes?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, Matt Man, I had attention headache.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: All right, See when we come back, we have a
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: we have a more call.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: We have another call for you.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Huh, anything, anything, but we ain't doing this letter.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: All right, eight seven seven, twenty nine, Steve.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: We'll come back at twenty three minutes after the hour,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: and uh, we'll take another voicemail for Steve right after this.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show. All right, Steve today Strawberry letter.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: The subject is she's got him fighting for her. Let's
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: recap and just let the people know you're mad about
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: this letter.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: You're upset.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not already saying I'm not doing this. I'm not
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: already saying I'm not because everybody got no time for you. Now,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: we'd have done a recap the mad sitting up in here,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: the guy with a lady that's kind of got like
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: tendency you know, God to tendency that he whipped over,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: and now it's her work husband and you know, not
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: her man down.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: There are the fighting over this help. I'm just getting
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: cut down it. That's exactly I ain't told you. I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: wasn't doing this.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: But the woman who wrote in wants to know should
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: she stay out of it because she and her real
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: husband see things in this woman.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: They think she's dangerous and all of that.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: So she wants to know should they keep trying to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: help her work husband or should they stay out of it.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: That's the issue, that's what to that.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: So you know, I'm doing that for the podcast.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: So why are you being immature crazy today?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: So put that on the podcast?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: So stop now, don't say that?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Do it right? Come on now, I've just done it right.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you this said, I'm just as an ignorant
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: ass letter and we spend it too much time on
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: this here, it's your birthday, shurey is celebrating your life
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: and all this shit. Well, let me tie this to
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: your birthday. And this is what you want. You want
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: to seem a gift. This is what I do for
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: a living.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: My cowork and I have a strong bond.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: That's me and sherefy and Shelly is what you call
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: my work wife now, and I'm Shirley's work husband and
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: my real wife. They talked often. Since my work husband
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: is dating a scandalous woman. Now, this is why I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: gotta get out this damn letter. Yes me too, I'm
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: not dating a scandalous woman. But when Shirley first got
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: the job, I thought she was scandalous. It's just she
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: turned out she was because keep her job by wearing
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: uh these afro pusting this tight letters dress.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: So not Sureley, you had afros.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: During that time in two thousand, was wearing afro pubs.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Steve, And that's what I said.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: I never wore afro pubs, That's.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: What I said.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: That's why I didn't know how you thought that was
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: gonna work on you. You're coming to work with them
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: little afro puffy stuff.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: No, that is not true.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Anyway. She's a big flirt and likes to make eye
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: contact with men.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Now, surely don't flirt, but she do make eye contact,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: even by accident, because them eyes is out her head
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: by as far as they could be. Surely always make
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: an eye contact. And then my husband peeped it too,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: and said she always does too much around him. And
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: so anyway, man, that was a man in the office
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: yelling at her one time, and when she saw my
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: work husband, she tried to get the other man to leave,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: but he kept cursing her out, and my work husband
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: stepped up almost got into a fight.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean and the obvious. Should we stay out
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: of it or just keep trying to help them? Yes,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: you should stay out of it. No, you shouldn't try.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: To help them.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the end.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: All right, I think we have time if you want
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: to move on now, are you done?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: No, thank you anything?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: All right? You know what?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: We have a call. We have a call.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Someone left your voicemail from Detroit, mister Patterson.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Let's hear it.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 13: Hey, Steve, my name is mister Courtney Patterson. I live
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 13: in the city of Detroit. I just wanted to call
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 13: and say that I like what you do over the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 13: radio when you're encouraged people, when you come on at
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 13: six o'clock in the morning. I listen to you every time.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 13: All I wanted to say is that your encouragement helps
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 13: me through today. Your encouragement helps me why I'm at
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 13: work and I just wanted to ask you from the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 13: bout of my heart, please don't stop doing that because
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 13: you're doing a great job.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: Act I wish it was a creature.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 13: And I'll be in front of you in a church.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 13: Have a blessed day.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: Love you all. You are doing a good job.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Bye. Well. I want to say, first of all to
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: anybody that puts a full name on a call, I
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: respect you, so thank you.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Brother.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna stop because it's a promise I made
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: a long time ago when I was homeless and struggling,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: and I told God, if he let me make it,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: and when I get there, I was gonna tell everybody
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: And so that's a promise I have to keep.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I have to open and everything. If you watch Family
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Few closely on the daily basis, you'll see in that
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: I always sprinkle in something about the God what He's
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: done for me. Always this radio show, no exception. Every
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: night before I started my stand up I say before
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: I get started, I like to say that God is everything.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Without God, I wouldn't be nothing, and then I would
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: start my show.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I've always been that way because I've always asked God
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: to let me make it now and especially Detroit Special
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: City to me, it was my favorite city to perform
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: in of all my cities, always been Detroit.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Now let me say this about you wishing I was
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: a preacher. Oh, that probably ain't a real good idea
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: of Brother pat All, because.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: You know I'm serving the Lord. I'm an army. I'm
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: a soldier in the army for christ Ah. But I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: got a different role. Preachers are in the ministry. You
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: got the nurse's gill, you got the usher boy, you
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: got choir members, you got uh, you know, people that
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: work in the chick in all types of ways. Those
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: are all roles in the army. Some people drive the
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: church van transport, some people on the nurses guill.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: On Today's Strawberry Letter, you heard it at Steve Harvey
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• 1:05:51
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• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: You're listening morning show. All right, Steve, you said you
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: wanted to ask.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Me, ask you a question around the room. This is
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: not about your favorite or none of that. What fast
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: food restaurant? This is not your favorite?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Do you think you spent the most money at surely.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Oh it's gotta be. It's gotta be McDonald's, hands down.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Carler those fried Chick fil A Julia McDonald's for sure.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 15: Tommy, mine is Papa's. Yeah yeah, Papa Day, Yes, sir
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 15: Ohm on Sunday. Yeah, how about you though?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, I to spend the most money, hands down,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: damn Wendy's.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll spend more money in Wendy's. What about what
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: about Jay?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: You didn't ask j I.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: Think I have Bill j another Rosko's chicken and water.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: That's fools, that's not it's not fast food, Jay, I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: said fast food.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 10: But then they would have to be McDonald's. Then I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: built another McDonald.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: You're built one.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: It could be a tie, boy, boy, it could be
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: a tie with me, between Wendy's and McDonald's now McDonald's, Yeah.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: I did a lot burger king too. Now.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, I ain't gonna lie to that double cheese burger
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: at McDonald's.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with the.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, the double cheese burger that took high school.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Tommy, you right on with that one, boy, that double fish,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: that double fish, boy. Double let me you you got
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: the special order you got.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 14: A wait for Okay, when the twenty nuggets came out, though,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 14: when McDonald's came out with them, chicken nuggets.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: With that sour cream, different sauce, a sweet and sour,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: different sauce.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: What but have you have you guys ever?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Do beast?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Have you ever?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: Don't sleep on the mac rib while you're talking?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: I mean what you.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: Have you gone?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't do limited time.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: But Steve, have you gone to like one fast food
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: place to get there to get like the burger and
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: then drove by McDonald's to.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Get the fries to go with the burger? So you
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: made two different stops.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: The two different have never done?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Let me explain something to you. Gotta eat them while
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: they hot. Yeah, when they hot, not what they are anymore?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 10: Right, that's what you have to disagree to this stuff
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 10: you can smoke. They're really good.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Later you're listening Hard Morning show. All right, Steve, here
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: we are please in likeness. Tell us when's the last
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: time you cut grass?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Your own grass?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I have grasses.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: Well, tell everybody what you're talking about, because you're just
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 8: talking about cutting the grass.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 14: Last break, Tommy asked you, when was the last time
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 14: you cut the bons?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Honestly speaking, probably.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: Thirty years ago.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: Thirty years ago.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: It's possible, no real eighty five nineteen eighty five. Some grass.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: There's no way he could do it now though, because
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: it's your way too big.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, there's when they see his ass that's going bad.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Stean homeless after that. Then after I got out of homelessness,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: I had an apartment. I ain't had to cut no grass.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: My first house I bought in ninety first house I owned,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I bought it in ninety five, ninety six, nineteen ninety five,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six in plain old Texas.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: That was my first time owning a home.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: You were falling.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: My first house was like amazing. That was my first house.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: God is good.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, and that's just real talk. I just said,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: cutting no grass, all right, all right, thank you for grass?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Tommy.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: Wow, come on, Tommy, come on, baby, Jane. The last
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: time I got one better than that? Hell, Shirley, when
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: you ever customed.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't even know the person.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: So now it ain't so crazy, Tommy, when the last
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: time comes grass? Come on?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: Come on, rich.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Ten years, Jay, how long.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: I can't cut rather? I got diabetes?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Steve, Wow, all right, what you got for him?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: When the last time you actually been on the phone
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: arguing with somebody about the light being when last.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Time you did that and ask him how much is
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: his life and what is it way to pay it?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 10: He had to go down there.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: You don't know what.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: You're talking about. And last time I walked in my house,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: it wasn't no license.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: I want to hear this.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: I was back when I was cutting grass and eighty
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: five point boy, what.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: Least time you stood out at a pump and pump gas?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: You?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, that ain't bad. I actually did that about probably
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: about two years ago. Two years ago.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was driving my I was taking my I
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: got a Cadillac Man in an old car, and I
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: was driving it and I looked down and I was
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: right at a gas station and it spun it and
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I had never put gas in it. So I whooped
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: into the gas station right quick, and my car ran
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: out of gas at the gas pump.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: But here the problem I had though, I said it
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: that at gas with a drop top nineteen forty Cadillac,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and couldn't find a gas cap for
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: thirty minutes. I had to call to do it work
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: for men, asking where is the damn The gas cap
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: on the nineteen forty is under the tail light.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: You had to be laughing at that, man. Yeah.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Man, you lift up the tail like it's horizontal. You
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: lift up the tail light and the gas the gas
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: cap is under the tail. Like, how the hell would
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I know that?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: I got that thirty minute touching. We had the trunk
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: open all kad of mo.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: You should have seen me with that. But I had
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: to but I had to handle in my head just
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: walking round the car.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, I love to leave that man.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Nineteen eighty five.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait ahead them.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, most people at work right now, and
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  Speaker 1: you're already thinking about the end of the day, right
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  Speaker 1: like maybe going to get a drink after work or
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  Speaker 1: a happy hour.
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  Speaker 3: Well, according to a new I'm telling about going to
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  Speaker 3: my next job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: According to a new survey Steve by the Food and
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  Speaker 1: Wine magazine, the booze most recommended by bartenders when it's
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  Speaker 1: when it's time to do a shot is jack.
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  Speaker 7: Not anyone tomorrow? What thunderbird?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Now, now this was a pretty big survey here with
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  Speaker 1: with nearly ten thousand bartenders asked to give their opinions.
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  Speaker 1: Patron Tequila, Gray Goose Vodka and Johnny Walker Scotch also
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  Speaker 1: ranked high. But Jack Dad, Jillie Walker Scotch.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I can't stand that. That's that's not man.
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  Speaker 2: If you drink real I don't see how anybody good stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't see how anybody drink Johnny Walker.
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  Speaker 3: That I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it, man, I can't do it. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a real Scotch drinker. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 2: that that black label and Johnny Walker about the blue
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  Speaker 2: I don't none of Yeah, no, I promise.
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  Speaker 3: You down more like what I like it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, Oh yeah, yeah. Glenn Levitt is good. Glenn Leavitt.
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  Speaker 2: John Palmer turned me on the Glenn Levit it's real good.
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  Speaker 2: Well you got a high end Glenn Levet double, don't you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Twenty one?
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we'll be back with more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time
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  Speaker 1: to play another round of would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather spend a day in the mall with your lady,
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  Speaker 1: your wife, your significant other, whoever, or spend a day
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  Speaker 1: at the tennis give.
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  Speaker 3: Me this dream? All right? Okay, how kind of would.
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  Speaker 1: You rather spend a day at the mall with your wife?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather spend a day at the dentist?
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  Speaker 3: Don't know about it. And most people don't like to
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  Speaker 3: go to the dinner.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's most people don't like. Most men don't like
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  Speaker 4: to go to them.
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  Speaker 7: Said the mall.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to the marrow, so happy, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: the mall.
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  Speaker 14: The mall has gotten better though, for chairs and benches
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  Speaker 14: for me and to sit on while they're women doing stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They got better with that, so it's a more comfortable city.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, I'm going I'm going to the dinner. Give
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  Speaker 3: me the dream.
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  Speaker 8: I'm in the mall with her ass. I'm in the
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  Speaker 8: store sniffing candles. I don't even care about I mean here,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what is zara. I ain't never been
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  Speaker 8: in here.
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  Speaker 3: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know none of that, No, none of that.
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  Speaker 3: Four runner, I'm like to rethink what you just did.
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  Speaker 3: Turn your chair, run.
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  Speaker 2: Over.
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  Speaker 3: The show ain't gonna work. I'm trying to do so.
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  Speaker 3: You was on your radio show this morning and you said.
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  Speaker 6: What.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Would you rather get male enhancement surgery
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  Speaker 1: or would you rather get surgery on your ass like
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  Speaker 1: light bow on your asss.
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  Speaker 3: I'd rather get this surgery on my abs if I
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  Speaker 3: do anymore? Can we where I'm doing this?
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm, I'm blessed in highly faith already.
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  Speaker 3: In double X draws. Where are we going with this?
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  Speaker 6: No way?
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  Speaker 2: As right? I would nothing else down here. Already can't
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  Speaker 2: use that little slot that they put on draws. I
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  Speaker 2: already can't use that.
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  Speaker 12: Really gone going to give me these apps?
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  Speaker 3: I ain't seen it in a while?
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  Speaker 4: All right, Tommy Jr.
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  Speaker 3: Am, I'm blessed. I'm blessed. I'm good now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you guys would say anything else other
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  Speaker 1: than that.
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  Speaker 3: All right, It's all relative.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: See both of them is shortened in me?
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  Speaker 1: What you say?
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  Speaker 2: I said, both of them is shorter than me. I
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  Speaker 2: don't mean, ain't nobody more blessed than you? Though, just
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  Speaker 2: all the perspective, y'all know what I'm talking about. This
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  Speaker 2: stop here. You know you got I'm standing over here,
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  Speaker 2: and you got g I Joe standing over there now,
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  Speaker 2: g I Joe.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with the last break of the day
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  Speaker 1: and some closing remarks from the one and only Judge
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  Speaker 1: Steve right after this.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening hard morning show. All right, Steve, here we
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  Speaker 4: are last break of the day. What do you have
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  Speaker 4: for us? Closing remarks? Let's get it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I decided to do something a little bit
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  Speaker 2: different today. I want to give you a bullet point
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  Speaker 2: list of things to consider to protect yourself as you're
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  Speaker 2: climbing the letter to success. These bullet points are things
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  Speaker 2: that all of us will can and have experienced, and
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  Speaker 2: they come over and over and over at different levels,
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  Speaker 2: in different times. Now, the things I'm about to share
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  Speaker 2: with you are not the only things, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: have them in any particular order. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 2: share them with These are what I call dream crushes.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many people I know who've
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  Speaker 2: had wonderful aspirations and dreams and got started and they
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  Speaker 2: allowed these dreams to get crushed.
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  Speaker 3: And I know a lot of them.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna name all of them, but I am
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  Speaker 2: gonna name some of them, and I want you all
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  Speaker 2: to think about them as I list them, so you
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  Speaker 2: can be on guard for them, because they are coming.
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  Speaker 2: Oh don't you think for one moment that they are
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  Speaker 2: not coming. These are some of the dream crushes that
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  Speaker 2: you'll encounter. The first one I simply call background chatter. Somehow,
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  Speaker 2: when you're on your way, you hear the murmuring in
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  Speaker 2: the crowd, you hear the naysayers.
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  Speaker 3: You just hear this constantly. He hears she come again. Oh, hey,
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  Speaker 3: how you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh here he come with that old crazy Have you
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  Speaker 2: seen what he thought he was gonna be? Anybody y'all
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  Speaker 2: seeing his dream?
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  Speaker 3: Boys? Crazy?
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  Speaker 15: Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 7: That's all right.
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  Speaker 2: And you hear stuff like this, I call it background shattering.
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  Speaker 2: It can be very very rough if you get it
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  Speaker 2: on a constant basis. Those are one of the dream crushers.
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  Speaker 2: Be very very careful. Here's another dream dream crusher comparisons
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  Speaker 2: to others. See when you're building your house, when you're
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  Speaker 2: building your road, when you're building your building, don't look
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  Speaker 2: across the street at the other house, the other structure,
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  Speaker 2: and the other building. First of all, you don't know
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  Speaker 2: what's under the foundation of what appears to be a
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  Speaker 2: grand building. Now you're trying to build your solid on
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  Speaker 2: a great foundation, rock by rock, level by level. But
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  Speaker 2: you're looking over there and somebody halfway up with a skyride,
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  Speaker 2: and you're trying to figure out why it's taking you
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  Speaker 2: so long.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even know that they don't built that on sand.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even know that there's no flooring behind it,
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  Speaker 2: that it ain't nothing but a shell. Be careful of
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  Speaker 2: comparing your building to others, because what you see across
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  Speaker 2: the street might not be the same. Those are dream crushes.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another one, a well timed setback. Right when you
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  Speaker 2: think things are going along, all of a sudden, something
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  Speaker 2: just pops up.
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  Speaker 3: You know what that is. It's called life. It just surfaces.
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  Speaker 3: It's surfaces for all of us, y'all. It's just life.
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  Speaker 3: It's nothing aimed directly at you.
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  Speaker 2: It's not, but it's not resigned and particularly your situation.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody got them, well timed setbacks, crush dreams all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Be ready, there will be some. Here's another one. I
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  Speaker 3: want you to be careful, love, watch out for statistics.
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  Speaker 2: Statistics were designed by people who were failing to justify
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  Speaker 2: their feeling.
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  Speaker 3: One out of every four hundred, you know, only two
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  Speaker 3: in a million. Ever, get.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't play that lotto because the only person to
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  Speaker 2: hear this, they say, is one in two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: eighty five million, chances. Statistics stop so many people because
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  Speaker 2: they keep putting yourself in the one.
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  Speaker 3: You either put yourself in the one, or you put
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  Speaker 3: yourself in the group.
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  Speaker 2: You know, one out of every two thousand comedians make
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  Speaker 2: it on the Johnny Carson Show.
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  Speaker 3: That was the stat I heard way back when I
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  Speaker 3: got started. Man only one.
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  Speaker 2: And if people started looking at themselves as the one
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  Speaker 2: nine hundred and ninety nine, now you know what I did.
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  Speaker 2: I looked at myself as just the one. That statistics
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  Speaker 2: are dream crushers. Here's another one right here. Social media comments.
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  Speaker 2: Beware those people don't know you. They really don't. They
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  Speaker 2: know nothing about you. Matter of fact, they only have
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  Speaker 2: one design in mind, and that is to discourage you.
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  Speaker 2: Social Media comments are a big dream crusher. Be careful
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  Speaker 2: of Facebook. Everybody wanting to be your friend ain't your friend.
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  Speaker 3: Watch out. It could be a possible dream crusher. On Facebook.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't get no likes, you didn't get no comment,
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  Speaker 2: They didn't befriend you, they didn't like your picture, they
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  Speaker 2: didn't tell you about it.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody got to notice about the party. But you.
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  Speaker 2: Dream crushes, be very careful. Here's another one. Stop talking
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  Speaker 2: to small minded people. They are dangerous dream crushes. If
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  Speaker 2: you want to kill a big dream, tell it to
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  Speaker 2: a small minded person. Be very careful. Uh oh, here's
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  Speaker 2: another one that's a dream crusher. They're called fair weather friends.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes they good with you, sometimes they ain't. They just
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  Speaker 2: friendly when it's sunny, but when it get dark and
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  Speaker 2: gloomy outside, you can't find them. They are potential dream crushers.
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  Speaker 2: Get rid of them very quickly. Well meaning relatives. Uh oh,
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  Speaker 2: one of the greatest dream crushes of all time. Well
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  Speaker 2: meaning relatives, Be careful, because all your relatives really don't
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  Speaker 2: mean well. Sorry, they are dream crushers. At last, but
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  Speaker 2: not least yourself. Don't let yourself be your biggest dream crushing.
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  Speaker 2: When things ain't going right, prayer bout it, get it
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  Speaker 2: turned around. Those are my closing remarks today.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Mike, well, y'all have a great week.
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