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JB Smooth on Steve (Talk Show) Have a Great Weekend - 11.10.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: may have the same I gotta turn in the love.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you're going to long very run yall you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you won't got to turn out? Come come on?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I show will a good morning everybody. Y're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice. Come on dig me NW one.
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  Speaker 1: It only Steve Harvey got a radio show this one today.
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  Speaker 1: I want to share with you. It's for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: It's for all of us. Uh and here it is.
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  Speaker 1: There is a solution to all of your problems and situations.
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  Speaker 1: There is a solution to all of your problems and situations.
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  Speaker 1: If you are feeling this, are you feeling desperate about
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  Speaker 1: something and anxious about it. Are you feeling uncertain about anything?
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  Speaker 1: Are you at a loss for words? Are you? Is
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  Speaker 1: your direction unclear? How about that? If you can't find
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  Speaker 1: your purpose, that's a good one. That stops a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people. If you don't know what your next move is,
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  Speaker 1: that's to go. I don't. I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 1: If if if the relationship you're in it's all wrong
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  Speaker 1: and you don't know how to get out of it,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. There's a solution to all your problems
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  Speaker 1: in situations, and that solution without trying to sound like
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  Speaker 1: I've been knowing this my whole life, because I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: That solution to all your problems. That way to make
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  Speaker 1: all your dreams come true? The way around a lot
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  Speaker 1: of this and to the weakness that you feel at times,
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  Speaker 1: it's praying, prayer, a connection with your creator. Could that
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  Speaker 1: be the thing that's missing in your life? I'm just
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  Speaker 1: asking because whenever I get a little bit off track,
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  Speaker 1: all I gotta do is think just a moment, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: have you been have you been praying? Man? Have you
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  Speaker 1: been connecting with your creative? I know you're busy, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're busy. And I know at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
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  Speaker 1: into bed is all you can manage to do. I've
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  Speaker 1: said this, it happened to me last night. Again. I
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  Speaker 1: did all of this. But when I look and when
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  Speaker 1: I see things not moving, or I don't feel like
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  Speaker 1: things are going in the right direction, or I have
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  Speaker 1: a sense of being stagnant, all I got to do
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  Speaker 1: is retrace it. Because I'm working. There's no doubt about that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working. But am I staying connected? Am I using
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  Speaker 1: that weapon that's available to all of us? And I
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  Speaker 1: pray and the answer is usually no. That's so I know. Okay, okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting off track hill because see, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. Man. The reason the reason I constantly talk
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  Speaker 1: to God is because life constantly changes. People who said
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  Speaker 1: they was going to do something for you one day
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  Speaker 1: have changed their mind the next. Somebody you thought was
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  Speaker 1: gonna show up that day called in late, had an
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  Speaker 1: accident it and couldn't make it. That changes the parameters
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  Speaker 1: of everything. The meeting you had set up that had
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  Speaker 1: to be canceled because somebody was ill. That changes the
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  Speaker 1: parameters the time frame of everything. Because It's all connected.
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  Speaker 1: So if I don't stay in constant prayer and stay
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  Speaker 1: connected to the Creator when these things happen, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: put in my bid I've not talked to him about
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  Speaker 1: how to handle it. Oh, I'm just not aware of
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  Speaker 1: it and what to do next. And the next thing
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  Speaker 1: you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That has happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. I gotta get back because prayer is the
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  Speaker 1: solution to all of my problems and situations. I have
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  Speaker 1: found that to be the case now. The only reason
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling it to you is because I know if
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  Speaker 1: you anything like me slash human being, then there are
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  Speaker 1: times that you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation. You
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  Speaker 1: have moments of uncertainty. There are times when you feel
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  Speaker 1: like you've lost your way, or your direction is unclear,
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  Speaker 1: or you or your purpose is a little blurred. You're
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  Speaker 1: not shoeing anymore, or you don't know what your next
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  Speaker 1: movie is, or the relationship you in or the relationships
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  Speaker 1: you're dabbling in. They're just all wrong for you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: there is a solution to all your problems and situations,
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  Speaker 1: and it's prayer. If you're suffering from any of the
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  Speaker 1: things I just listed or any of the thing you
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  Speaker 1: could think of. Just check your prayer. What has your
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  Speaker 1: prayer been lately about it? And this is for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I often find when I get that disconnection, man, my
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  Speaker 1: my prayer and slipped off. I started feeling a little
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  Speaker 1: bit less, So I gotta jump back on it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just offering you a solution to it, man, and and
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  Speaker 1: and and and and I'm giving you a solution that
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  Speaker 1: works one a thousand percent for show. See, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: guessing at this one. I'm telling you what has happened
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  Speaker 1: in my life, how I did it, and it'll do
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  Speaker 1: for you. God is filled with mercy and grace. He
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  Speaker 1: knows we all messed up. He knows all of us
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  Speaker 1: have done some jacked up things that don't nobody know about.
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  Speaker 1: He know all about our past. Man, he know all
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  Speaker 1: of that. But He is so full of grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 1: so full of fifty five chances. But you know the
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  Speaker 1: thing about your life though, and the thing I had
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  Speaker 1: to come to terms with, and the reason I don't
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  Speaker 1: let my my of the reason I don't let my
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  Speaker 1: past bury me, the reason I don't let my past
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  Speaker 1: define me is because my past I found out or
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  Speaker 1: just the ingredients needed for me to make this cake
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  Speaker 1: I'm eating now. My past is just mind ingredients. See you,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get rid of your past. Thet they ain't
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  Speaker 1: going no where. They are the ingredients, but when you
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  Speaker 1: put them with something else, they look better, they taste better,
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  Speaker 1: it is better. All of our past are just the
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  Speaker 1: ingredients that have become the cake we eating now. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't like the way your cake taste, then
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  Speaker 1: you gotta start putting some other ingredients in there. Just
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  Speaker 1: because you started off and your cake was messed up,
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  Speaker 1: don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor of your cake.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
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  Speaker 1: say your cake is trifling tasted, it's better. Your cake
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  Speaker 1: is better. Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta put some more goodness in there. So you gotta
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  Speaker 1: put some goodness ingredients to to take away the taste
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  Speaker 1: of the bitterness. So you gotta put some different ingredients
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  Speaker 1: in there. You gotta start living your life a little
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  Speaker 1: more kindly, a little more thoughtful, a little more ship ring,
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  Speaker 1: a little more caring. And then after a while, man
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  Speaker 1: those new ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing
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  Speaker 1: the bitter taste because the bitter taste is further behind you.
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  Speaker 1: Now see something that happened to you twelve, fifteen, thirty,
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  Speaker 1: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth now, nless you let it be. It's
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  Speaker 1: the ingredients, man. If you're sicking away your cake taste
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  Speaker 1: and change your ingredients. Put something else in your cake
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  Speaker 1: mix so you can get a better taste. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't like the way your life taste. Pray. Prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I've been here, my mama said for years. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: prayer changes things. Do you hear me? Prayer changes things,
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  Speaker 1: don't my mama, you said to me all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I said to my TV artist, is when they come
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  Speaker 1: see me on the talk show, before I walk on stage,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell him these words my mother said. I said,
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  Speaker 1: my mother used to always tell me this, and it's
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  Speaker 1: bailed me out, and it might do the same thing
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  Speaker 1: for you. I said, whatever I get in trouble, I
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  Speaker 1: hear her words. She says, son, don't forget to pray,
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  Speaker 1: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
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  Speaker 1: to pray because prayer, prayer changes things, and you better
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  Speaker 1: believe something. It one hundred percent showed. Do you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show ladies and gentlemen, boards and girls, people from
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  Speaker 1: all around the world. Man, have your attention? Please? You
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  Speaker 1: know why I need it because you're listening right now
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  Speaker 1: to the baddest morning showing the land and ocean. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing been underwater? Out of thing Championship, Good morning Art,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday, call it yes, good morning Happy Junior only,
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  Speaker 1: he excited A j Anthon and Brown. Why we gotta
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  Speaker 1: be here today? What can't we be off sometime? I
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  Speaker 1: want to fride? What are you doing? You? I don't
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  Speaker 1: wear every fride? What you do? What? Jay? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Let me have it all Jays? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Every ride? I'm working? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm crying that one? I'm Jake? Why are you crying? Last? Shit?
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  Speaker 1: Be be? Where did you get this crying from? I've
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  Speaker 1: seen somebody doing on the video. Back off the mic
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, Jake. You saw somebody on the ground,
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  Speaker 1: on the ground doing and you want to ride out?
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, I tried. What the show is ignorant?
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  Speaker 1: We just got here snorting it? Help him stay, won't
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  Speaker 1: my ride and will and that don't you don't shut up,
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  Speaker 1: let him go up, let us go. He come from
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  Speaker 1: a place that he didn't get to do that. Let
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  Speaker 1: him go. Just don't care Jay Anthony Brown pulling up
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  Speaker 1: if you don't stop? But really, and what at first
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  Speaker 1: of all, good morning? But what what dollar? Month? Mon?
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  Speaker 1: Can you call jata? Then? Was there a certain dollar
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  Speaker 1: that you can actually reach out to? You? You can't
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  Speaker 1: ask rich people for no money. That's the first rule
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  Speaker 1: of all my rich fings, I tell you, don't ask
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  Speaker 1: them for money. That's not true. No Instagram, you can't
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  Speaker 1: do that's not true. None. Can we have some money?
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  Speaker 1: You cannot do it on Instagram or on you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do it on Instagram. You can't do it
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  Speaker 1: on You can't put us on front Street. Plus the
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  Speaker 1: hard thing about asking people for money who have money
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  Speaker 1: is everybody doing. Yeah you do. You think you're the
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  Speaker 1: only one. Come on, and we're gonna damn dog you too.
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  Speaker 1: Now on, man, come on, man, we were boys. So
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  Speaker 1: you have to make that phone call in private and
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  Speaker 1: must remain And that's what they do. What they can't
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  Speaker 1: do is publicly say they gave you anything, because now
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  Speaker 1: it opens up the flog everyone everyone, al right, coming
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  Speaker 1: up next, something funny, guys, And this is about what
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  Speaker 1: Americans will spend on Thanksgiving this year. You'll be surprised.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this is according to a new survey. Guys, the average
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  Speaker 1: American will spend about a hundred and sixty five dollars
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  Speaker 1: and some change on Thanksgiving dinner this year overall. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that sounds person, Yeah, that sounds per person. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's average. Yeah, they average it out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the high and the low and the average. Overall, two
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  Speaker 1: point ninety eight billion, that's almost three billion will be
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  Speaker 1: spent in the US on Thanksgiving dinner, with fifty two
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  Speaker 1: million turkeys expected to be consumed. Fifty two fifty two
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  Speaker 1: million turkeys expected to be turkeys right now, so nervous
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  Speaker 1: up against that case coming down. I got nobody, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when he get you have got ten years, I'll be out.
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  Speaker 1: You know what Halloween turn't uh you think what's a turkey?
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  Speaker 1: Does have an explate? Yeah, so they get it, so
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  Speaker 1: they get it right. Yeah, he already know going in man,
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  Speaker 1: what's the average? What's the lifespan? Up and tecking? Right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know. I don't think that long. But don't
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  Speaker 1: you feel badly talking about it right now? But you
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  Speaker 1: don't at Thanksgiving? Like I got a friend that's a turkey.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a friend, pretty cal I'm a friends
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  Speaker 1: with turkeys. I have said that the average lifespan of
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  Speaker 1: a turkey is ten years really, but that's probably a
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  Speaker 1: wild turkey ten years old. But they that's a wild turkey. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so like a turkey, got to know, he's like a ball.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's the age of how do you know? I
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  Speaker 1: think about a year and a half and half? You know,
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  Speaker 1: they reject him pretty good. Yeah, they fatten them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they'd be swollen, they'd be just big as baby. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with y'all slowed up. So I do have some ways
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  Speaker 1: that that people can save money on their Thanksgiving meal.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, of course guys jump in here. So
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  Speaker 1: like if you're hosting the dinner, if you're if the
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  Speaker 1: dinners at your house, you want to save money, make
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  Speaker 1: it a pot luck. They're saying, so all the expenses
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  Speaker 1: fall on it covered that last year. That is not
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  Speaker 1: a good idea. We disagree with potluck. Somebody always got
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  Speaker 1: something in the pot that ain't lucky to nobody. But
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  Speaker 1: you look, what the hell, it's always full, and that's
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  Speaker 1: my ham hock limea bean castle. It's always it's always
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  Speaker 1: full at the end of the night. Why doesn't they
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  Speaker 1: see that. Nobody ate that up the street, my my
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  Speaker 1: boys on fan every year center our house. Now imagine
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  Speaker 1: the casserole dish, the ones you like corning castle ground.
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  Speaker 1: Yea picture, it's full of limea beans. Picture in potatoes,
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  Speaker 1: whole ball potatoes split right in half. Hold potato, whole
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  Speaker 1: ball potatoes split in half. Now line them up around
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  Speaker 1: the outside of the castro old dish looked like a
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  Speaker 1: fist made out of teeth. And then took a ham
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  Speaker 1: hock in the middle of the lima beans. She sent
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  Speaker 1: that down every limea being castle roll and who eat
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  Speaker 1: lima beans with potatoes? And the potatoes fit in half,
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  Speaker 1: and she lines the flat side up on the middle,
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  Speaker 1: you know the flat side, and where you cut the
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  Speaker 1: potatoes that's facing the middle, so the outside looked like teeth.
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  Speaker 1: And then a ham hock in the middle. She sent
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  Speaker 1: that down to the house every year my daddy. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted to go up there because my mama kept stopping.
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  Speaker 1: But who the hell she think we are? Why she
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  Speaker 1: think we we can cook down here? Dog? He was
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  Speaker 1: so mad at her given Castle roll days. That's when
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  Speaker 1: everybody think they're supposed to bring people that's we will
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  Speaker 1: let caston don't do it. Why let me ask a
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  Speaker 1: cute person on the show, Tommy, what is that dish
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  Speaker 1: not calling? I don't know he find that about your ladies,
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  Speaker 1: y'all know I didn't say that. He hold up, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: don't hear him. I'm arguing about he follow that just
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  Speaker 1: blushing me. Thank your recognizing What is the dish that
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  Speaker 1: you're famous for making? On things? Yea with it was
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  Speaker 1: definitely and mcaroni, what's your mine is? Jesse? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't make nothing else said Thanksgiving? And my mother in
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  Speaker 1: Lawton took over that I don't even do that. What's
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  Speaker 1: your swallowing? You know you show up for tell you something?
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  Speaker 1: You in l A. You can't be saying that a lot. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was sad when you was in Chicago, but you
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  Speaker 1: don't go around tell people for Thanksgiving? I do. She
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  Speaker 1: didn't say that, you didn't see that what you did
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  Speaker 1: your favorite swallowing you don't. Don't put that out there
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  Speaker 1: like that. I'm just telling you that the question jokes
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  Speaker 1: is gonna have to be reaching. That was I don't
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  Speaker 1: cook nothing, call it what's your favorite? Thank you mac
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  Speaker 1: and cheese to make? But I love my mother in
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  Speaker 1: laws oyster dressing. She can make some dressing my mother last. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I can't eat it anymore. But you can't
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  Speaker 1: eat what anymore? See what I'm saying. You can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta watch what you say. Fried chicken. Put it
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  Speaker 1: in a paper bag and shake it up with the
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  Speaker 1: flower in it. That's how you fried chicken. Put it
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  Speaker 1: in that bag and shake it. You can't can't. You
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  Speaker 1: can't do it chicken? Okay, because you gave me no.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm a diabetic, I shouldn't be eaten eat chicken.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know do like boomerang do boomerang for his
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  Speaker 1: birthday with the Luby's and got a big hunk of
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  Speaker 1: pink cake. He ate it in the parking lot of
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  Speaker 1: the emergencies. So you're just not gonna ask me. Huh no, No,
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  Speaker 1: we already know not to ask. A matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back talk to you. You get your own break,
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  Speaker 1: and the Nephews run that prank back to You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Miss and will be here with
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  Speaker 1: our national news and our headlines. And it's also time
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  Speaker 1: for the Nephews run that prank back. But Mr Wiggins, Mr,
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  Speaker 1: when I sing it said, yeah, I heard I saw that. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: start singing the hit it. Just say it, Quiggs, just
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  Speaker 1: run the prank. Okay, run the prank. Hello, Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services. We
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  Speaker 1: came out and cut your yard yesterday, and uh, we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That
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  Speaker 1: we cut the front the back. We also did your hedges,
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  Speaker 1: put some mulch in the fly beds, the weed eating
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  Speaker 1: in the whole nine yards, and we also left an
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  Speaker 1: invoice on your doorstep. Want to make sure you got
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  Speaker 1: that as well. My man, I'm going around man, Look, dude,
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  Speaker 1: we're all trying to forget cut it, sir. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: cut it as of yesterday. You were actually on our
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  Speaker 1: schedule and we did everything thoroughly. Well, I'm actually just
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  Speaker 1: calling as a follow up. All right, sir, are you
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  Speaker 1: Mr Malone at fifty Timmerman? Hell no, man, I'm wigging man.
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  Speaker 1: You cut the wrong house? That n dope. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: guess you need to put you in boards on there though,
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  Speaker 1: so so you you're not Mr Malone at fifty Zimmerman. Say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just tell you. I'm sick to three and I'm
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  Speaker 1: Mr Wiggers. You don't cut the wrong y'all need to
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  Speaker 1: go mist alone? How to get you? You ain't cut
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you got the wrong? No, sir, No y'all coming over
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: here trying to collect no money? What's hold on? Just
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: a second? Head? You're saying we didn't You don't cut
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the wrong y'all, So I don't know schedule. I ain't
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: tell you come over here and cook and you go
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: over there and talking Malone get your money? You can't
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: ain't So there's no way we can charge Mr Malone
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: if we haven't cut his yard. Now, let's let's just
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: what you need to take. They're cutting with Maloney's and
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you know you ain't cut this, sir. Nothing want to
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: cut the room? Y're you go cut the right? Yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: and get right that you ain't got you ain't getting okay,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: So I say that now I didn't call no out
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: of the cut. You go there, I haven't cut right
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: and get him you get I understand that, sir. Listen,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: what I want to say is, uh, well, we'll go
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: over and we'll take care of Mr Malone's yard. I
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: understand that we've made a mistake. But I understand. I
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: understood you say that you did like the services. So
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: wouldn't it be even right for you to actually go
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: ahead and send the invoice in along with the check
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: since you did like the services? Well? Ever did listening
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: like yo retarded? Because then I'll just tell you you
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: cut the wrong You want to cut the right yard
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: and get you money. You ain't got none but practice here.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir. I
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: understand that, but you got the services, and you like
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the services. I don't want to have to come out
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: there and get the money from you. We'll come on.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I got something on what you said you like. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: wouldn't give if I said the moon was green. You
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: cut the wrong yard, You go get you money from
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the right. You ain't getting you got something place. You
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: come over here, you see what you get. So I
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: cut the wrong trying to get money money you ain't
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: getting now you can you can go get you from
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the right. You either right there though, go cut that
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: can leave that paper over there. I'm coming over there.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: You want me to start him, I'm start some ain't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: some come around and do and be charging me no money? Now? Yeah,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I got more heathen helm get if you want to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: come get it. You got your yard cut and we
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: deserve to get our money back. Now to get to
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: what you come around here, tell to get some bluney Now,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I tell you don't cut yard like. And I'm gonna
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: tell you. Don't make me whoop yall behind this yard.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: You come, you'll come on, I will whoop you'all. Be
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: hand in the front y'all that just got caught you
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and hap and you come try to get the money.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm don't you check. I got one more thing to
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: tell you. What you're listing? Are you come standing now?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You cut the wrong? I've got one more thing to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: tell you. Is you listening? Mr Wickens? Look, this is
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: got pranked. Hello, what you morning? Look at him? Your
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: boy Gary just pranked you man, we have Now I'm
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something though, Man, what is the
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve Harvard? That
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: is Baby Home Run Ahead? I'm Mr wuign is Mr
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: hook cut the wrong yard? What about? Who is it? Yd? Hey?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Let me say this and then Stephen get on shirtloot Jacksonville.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Do all like Mama Baby Mama's board right here in Jacksonville.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I'm already in Jacksonville. So the nephew was here, y'all
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: getting ready for an incredible show, Mama's Boy and me
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Robin giving Johnny Gil. The list goes on and on,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: get your tickets and on seeing right now you don't
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: want to miss it. They talking about it all over
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: the country. How that nephew was clowning out there? Yes
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: they are. I've never seen anybody promote the play, Tommy.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Can I ask your question? Sure, sir, this is serious
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: because I haven't seen the play. Ladies. Have you all
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: seen the place? Not yet supposed to be that to night?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right? Show was well, they're not coming time
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: and so let me go. And I told you they
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: was not coming. I did not did not, dude, They
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: ain't hit not y'all at all, Tommy, let me ask
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: you a question. In the play. Who has the largest
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: role in the play. A young man named freest Tie.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: He's the guy that actually wrote the play. He's the
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: lead in the play. Okay, So why is when you
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: promote it don't sound like nobody any damn play. But
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you you're the first time you get to mention this dude.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I an't know his name, Priest Ties. We've never heard
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: of him, We never heard, right, I've been I kept
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: thinking it's Tim and Mama end boy. And I said that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I said that, I said priest tired. Blah blah blah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: You know what you came back and said, don't nobody
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: know him? Hell is you're saying his name for Say
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: your name somebody, no Ryan here, say Robbing Gibbers, say
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Johnny Gil, say your own damn name. What the hell
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: is you saying another name? We don't know nothing about. Hello.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: That probably what you're saying, probably true. Yeah, but what
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you said that you're selling the player as yours. And
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not discovered that there as a priss Tyreek involved.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: What what do you say? You just say it again?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I wasn't name Chris Tyrek, what say prison is a chic?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: What did he say? What? What is ther man name?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Priest Ti Yere, Priest Ti tires? What happened? Alright, we
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: gotta go. Coming up, we'll have two day's national news
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: with miss Anne. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Veteran's Day is tomorrow, guys, and yeah, we are observing
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: this holiday all this weekend. Carla. Of course, your husband
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Tosh is a veteran. Yes, he is. My husband served
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: in the army. So yes, Happy Veteran's Day, baby love,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. I went to Vietnam twice, two tours
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: of duty. He damn lie he with me? What Vietnam? What? Twice?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that Jay of he was it was
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: doing comedy. I don't talk about all was over. But
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you think and not really have done it. You think
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: he would just lie like lie. He's our very own
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump fake news, fake news, freak news. And hey
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: f well, anyway, this is the holiday that we recognize
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: an honor all past and present military that deserves. James House,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: my buddy, my best friend, smoke. He So today we're
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: gonna honor all of those men and women for their
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: patriotism and their willingness to serve, put their lives on
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the line, sacrifice for the common good of our country.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: And Lord Wallace's Mama world, she wasn't take. They're over
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: million veterans, uh living in the United States, and this
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: holiday for them. Thank you so much for your service, Mama,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: really really okay? Tell me you have your your foundation,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: miles of giving, miles are given. That's right, we get
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: back to wounded veterans. This decent the fourteen Thursday night
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: in Houston House of Blues, it's going down is miles
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: and given presents. A Christmas holiday celebration for the heroes.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I give back to a wounded veteran every month. And
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of beds coming out, and the
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: one and only Johnny gill is gonna be my entertainment
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: that night at the House of How much, Yes, I
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: will send you all straight? Are you? Are you guys?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I said, fifty dollars, Jake, I want to buy two
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: tickets and you give them somebody there? Yeah, how do
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: you get my title sponsor? Don't know he my title
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: sponsor yet? Come quiet, But I'm a telling later he
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: my title Who could you have to calls God, who
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: know how do we get the tickets? And just woke up.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I wasn't paying attention. Title sponsor for
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: what Christmas? He's gonna hear any of that is giving foundation?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Tell him again? Tell me, okay, how you throw some
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: of money out? It's no, that's no coming today. The
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: point is you're the title do your part, you know
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: as a title sponsor. That's my first question. Who's gonna
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: be there? You know I'm the title sponsor. I take
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: pictures for you can see your name would be don't
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: worry about you always take pictures. Then stop sending me
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: selfish man. That's another thing I wanted to talk to you.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: What it I just coming just now we've been had
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: this discussion. No, I think we should thirty seconds Tommy,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: stop thinking you attractive, Listen to me, take a selfie
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: and stare at it, and you will stop sending this
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: stuff out. Man like you cute, but I don't like
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: when you give me selfish man. You don't know how
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to do it. You got the right, ain't gonna take
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: it from you need to buy that thing to go
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: around your camera with the lights on it, because you
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: gotta bag your camera man, your face be too close
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: in your set like we get all of them. Your
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: here look huge, man, Your here looks like both Steve,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. We'll come back to the miles of
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: giving foundation. Steven take us to miss Anne. Please, ladies
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, she's here, very own voice of reason, understanding
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: and facts, the very talented miss and trip. Thanks Steve.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody out there. This is a trip of
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the news in Baltimore. Simplinary panel has found unanimously that
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: the police officer who was driving that van transporting Eddie
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Freddy Gray is not guilty of any administrative charges relayed
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: to Gray's death. The three member panel found that officers
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: of Caesar Goodson, who by the way, is also black,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: did not violate any departmental policies the day Freddy Gray
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: was fatally injured, so he gets to keep his job,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: offers a goodwiness was acute was accused by the Baltimore
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Police Department of charges for not buckling Gray into a
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: seat belt. They charged him with failing to get him
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: medical attention and for lying about the chain of events. Nevertheless,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the discipline disciplinary panel, by the way, unanimously said he
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything. Long In Washington, five Capital policemen were
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: given Mels Barny yesterday for their quick actions, actions that
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: saved the lives of lawmakers. When a gunman opened fire
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: during a bipartisan baseball practice back in June, House Republican
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Whipsky police was seriously injured along with four other people.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Congresman Scalise says the officers prevented a deadly attack like
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: the recent ones in Las Vegas and in Southerland Springs
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: of Texas, but during Long Island has convicted the brother
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: of Nicki Minaje of child sex assault. Thirty eight year
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: old Gelanni Miurage faces life in prison for repeatedly raping
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: an eleven year old girl in his home on Long
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Island a few years back. The victim is now fourteen
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: that she testified against him. Four n C Double A
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Division one basketball coaches have been dieted and one of
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the biggest corruption scandals ever to hit college sports, and
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: charges pretty much mirror the ones broad in October, alleging
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: top division n C Double eight coaches were receiving kickbacks
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: from agents and financial advisors and stuff like that for
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: steering their plays to them for lucrative deals. A T
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and T wants to merge with Time Warner in an
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: eighty five billion dollar deal, but according to CNBC, the
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Trump administration's Justice Department is demanded A T and T
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: sell off turner broadcasting that includes CNN if they want
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: to get needed government approval, and the CEO chairman of
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: A T. T says he has not going to be
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: selling off CNN. He has no intention of doing so.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You know. President Trump has repeatedly criticized CNN via Twitter
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: anytime he didn't like its reporting about him, calling its
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: reports fake news. Well, today finally is National Vanilla Cupcake
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Day National I don't know, Jay, and National Total Denial Day. Okay, yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I want I can't. The butterfly plent him miss after
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the hours. Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh, Steve,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: please introduced Jay then? Jay? Of course you and Jonathan Brown,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you know, thank you, very good, thank you, thank you.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Let's do it again. Here you go, Jathan morning. Every
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: want to see we can do it quicker? Okay, good morning,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: every We can make that face you guys, I think
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: we can increase that speed. Here we go, ready, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: missed it. Just a look, I need to be right there.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Just going. We work on it later. That was tight,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: very good, Thank you all, goodning everyone, Stephen, Tommy, Charlotte Brown, morning,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: harl Hey, Charley, Hey, ting me, Hey, Jay, Anthony? Hey,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: what's up? Hurry butterfly. Okay, I just want to say,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: do tonight is going down? Mama's boy? Um, what's that
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: trying to say? I'm starring starring Eugene Antonine Fergusson. Um,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: No robbing, robbing gibbons, no clothes okay, Jack Harry, no close,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Charley Murdoch, So Gene from clothes? Who you Timmy? Nah? No? Okay?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: So who are we missing? Ladies and gentlemen. The star
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: of little Boys. It's Mama's That was an accident. I
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: just heard you were sure that Johnny in my head
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: and I just saw a little boy. I'm sorry, Mama's board.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It is mama. Give me saying I Lloyd
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: a little anyway, It's it's tonight, little chatty, little to read.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: It's not the Prince, it's which you all let him.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: It's Mama's boy in Jacksonville, fly to Duball ticket Ticketmaster,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Little Johnny Applesea, it's not no Little Johnny, Little red Rod,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: three little piggies. Well, apologize for the plane. All right,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Coming up next, Jay Anthony Brown will
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: murder another hit thirty four after you're listening to Steve
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Come on, Steve. J Anthony Brown is
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: here to murder another hit. It is in gentlemen, here
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: to murder, to hit some kill friendships. J Anthony Brown.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I don't I'm not hurting anybody. Next week I will
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: have the Tyree song I had it to see, but
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I'll put some space in between it. I just want
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: to say thanks everybody who came out to talk called
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Tuesday last week. It was a great success. Jason by
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Comedy Club any Westman, Chest Avenue, Los Angeles, California. This
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: week Top Black Acts in the Country Junior. This week
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: it is this pools ain't wait a minute, l A.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I'll go to be at the Jay Spark Junior Junior
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: back cops of Mike just a little bit. I got excited, excited. Yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you're gonna switch mic. Your boys already high. You's gonna
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: be I'm sorry a little boys at the jark somebody, yeah,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: can tell you about the little I see you five
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: a little shot over here, I see you a little shot.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I think it was a couple of days ago we
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: were talking about Fannie packs and if you're in l A,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: they still exist. So why not write a song about
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: it for the Steve Harper moment. Show here it is.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Check it up the fan. It fat is bag. Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: You may not think it's cool, couse it looks wag
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: yeah and holds your cockis right next to your smad. Yeah.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Some put too much and net it over back. Yeah,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the packs back again. Back in the day the man
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: it pack with hot it went away. U. I'm wearing mine.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you say. Go ahead and laughing.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Knee is here to stay. Now let me hit the
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: chorus chory. Wear in the front from where, turn it
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: to the back of you. Wear on the side from
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: switch to the other sack you round, put it, run
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: your neck ahead from put it on your head with
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: head and your hand over. Switch to the other hand,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: run put it on your back door together. If you
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: real fat on, he might he thresh stacks you would
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: wear linn sat in the front, turned into the back
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you win on the side. Wow, Jay, and you can
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: go and yes, huh everybody, Tommy, Yeah, fanny packs they're
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: back there. They are bad, but they're back here a little.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: They're a fashion statement right now. They are. I think, yeah, yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: that's better at him. They never went out with good Chi.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't know in l A. You see him my
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: hometown because there's a lot of tourist tourists. Yeah, so
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: they have a man huge. When I worked for the
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: side of the show, I can't talk about television show.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I could say it was a guy that won the
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: stage hand. His name was Bubba. Bubba wait one hundred pounds.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Really he wanted to with a fanny pack. What he
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: did was he put two together, so we had one
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: in the front and one in the back. Because they
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: didn't have a belt. It wasn't the belt to fit him.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: So he put two of them together and put it
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: around his waist and it was snacks and both up.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I gotta keep your energy, you gotta keep you gotta
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: keep walking around the park like that. It's back. Yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I guess you said, never left. So uh yeah, that woman.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: When I work out, when I walk, I not cover.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Have you all seen Jays losing weight. Yeah, I told
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: you he was losing because he was a vegan. I noticed,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: But is he back eating chicken? No, no, I did.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I came back to the came back and I'm just
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm caught up from the chicken I missed. Dude,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I've been eating chicken and meet the whole time, the
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: whole time. My body responds extremely well to grass fit
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: or get it certified, responds, well, you do it? Do
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I feel better when I'm eating good chicken fish? All right,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: dan Quity coming up next, nephew, tell me he's prank
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: phone call. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: four minutes after get ready for today's Strawberry letter. But
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: right now it's the nephew on deck again with his
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got Your wife is having
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: a black baby? Oh lord man, what she's been at
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: having in Jacksonville? It is hello, Hello, I'm looking for
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: a William. How you doing. Listen? My name is Simmons.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I was I don't know how to uh oh man.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: My wife and I evidently go to the same um
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: fertility specialist that you and your wife go to Dr. Doctor.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You are you familiar with doctor. I'm familiar with doctor.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: But that's supposed to be confidential. Yeah, I'm aware of
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: that as well, Sir. My wife is out on business
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: right now. She's she's gone for I won't be back
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: until Tuesday. But I got a call today, very disturbing
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: phone call, and wanted to you know, I looked your
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: number up. They did tell me what was going on,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: and kind of want to look somebody told you my number?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: You got You got my number from somebody? No, I
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: looked up your number here here it is that show
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: my wife and I evidently you you and you and
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: your wife have been going through the same type of
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: problems of trying to get pregnant and so forth and
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: so on. And uh, for my understanding, your wife is
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: what four or five months pregnant. I'm not sure. Wait
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: a minute, my wife is exactly five months pregnant. But
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I'm still confused on how you're getting in touch with
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: me and what this has to do with me. Well,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, all that stuff that we've gone through is
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I understand that, well, what's what's happening is, um, I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: got a phone call from the doctor's office to day.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: It seems like there's been a huge mistake by the
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: doctor's office. Evidently your wife has been artificially inseminated with
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: my seed. And I was, I mean, I'm just as
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: disturbed as you are. You know what I mean, because
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, me and my wife are you know, my
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: wife is two months pregnant, and finally, how can they
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: do something like that? I mean that that doesn't make
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: any sense. So I have no idea. All I know
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: is is that, you know, I hate to use the expression,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm I'm your wife's baby's daddy, and and no, okay,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, no, no, no make up. That didn't
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: that doesn't happen, no way. So I'm trying to make
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: sure I bring the news to you and see if
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: there's anything that we can do to I mean, I mean,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: after being five months pregnant's kind of hard to rectify
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: the problem. So I don't want this to sound rude,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: are you black? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black? And
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: my wife is gonna have a black baby. Well, yeah,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: your wife is gonna have a black baby. But what
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I want you to know is I'm not paying no
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that i'll support. That's what about y'all support? And my
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: wife is having some of the black dude's kid. Are
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: you crazy? No, I'm not. No, I'm not out of
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: my mind. I'm just saying I didn't lay down and
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: conceive a child with your with your wife, So I'm
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: making sure I'm not going to be paying enough child support.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: But I'm not even worried about the child support. I'll
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: pay the talk support. I'm worried about some doctor making
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: a huge mistake. And and and oh my god, your
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: wife is happy gonna have a black baby. I can't
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: believe that. This is unbelievable, unbelievable, and I can't believe
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: you to call my house, give me the doctor, should
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: give me this. What don't you want it? It doesn't
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: matter who gives you the news, as long as you
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: get the news. Now, what I want you to do
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: with this? Please don't be giving the baby no white
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: names and stuff white. Just I can't believe that you're
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: so this is incredible, incredible, Oh my gosh, call me.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give me that. I'm ready to go crazy.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: This is crazy, okay, this, this is this is no
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: reason to be violent, sir. You see what I'm saying.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: That's already to be violent. You're you're worried about me
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: about paying child support and talking about your seed and
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: your baby's daddy. You know, Oh man, this is this
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: is bringing the best out of me. I can promise you. Unbelievable, man.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you something. So do you
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: think you may need anger management? I mean, you're not
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: gonna are you gonna? You're not gonna. You're not gonna
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: beat my child? Are you? Oh man? Do you know
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: how to push man's buttons? I can promise you, man,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby. I
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: don't want you being violent to me and your wife's baby.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Spend this thing around? Huh man, what do you live? Man?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: This okay? Is this? Because? Oh man? Well, here's what
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you. Do you think you might want
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: to be the godfather to the child to my own kid? No?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: If I guess, it wouldn't be my kids because it's
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: me and your white's child. Say that you crazy, don't
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you say? That say that. That drives me even thinking
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: about something like that. It's me talk about something like that,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: but it's me and your wife's child. So don't you
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: even talk like that, you crazy. Tear a hole in
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: your head. Don't you talk like that. Okay, okay, you're
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: gonna tell a hole and who hey in your head?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: You're crazy? See that. This is this is the kind
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: of thing. I don't want my child around. This child,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: this type of talk, this type of violence to your wife.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Folks getting mad and want to kill everybody in the room.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Once you kill who you're mad at. Why do y'all
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: do that? This? Man? Can I can? I? Can I
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: say one more thing to you? Can I do that?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can take any more news
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: to me? Man jumped to the phone. I got one
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: more thing to say to you. This is Nephew Timing
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: by your wife. Kill that. Oh it took so long
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: and play game like this that's wrong. Got me? Man's
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: breaking got me? Man, Yeah, we listened to the Steve
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey radio show all the time. Man, that's awesome, because
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: are great. Oh man, I'm gonna go find her and
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: give her a big kid. I'm gonna do that for God. Man,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I got one. I got one more question for you, baby.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? The
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning. He got scared,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: didn't he? Did you feel that pressure? That was a
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: bit much? Really, a baby, you have to go right
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: to what they care about the most. Thank you. Yeah,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you're the kid, but you know what to say to
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: push their buttons, to give people emotions. Yeah, that's all
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: in the research. You gotta find out what they passed.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Black baby. What we're gonna call him Taylor? I'm hanging up.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: His name is gonna be Taylor. I don't do ball Tonight, Jacksonville, Florida.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: We are here, Mama's boy to hit stage. Play. Get
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: your tickets they're on say come check me in the
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: cast out. I promise you you are in for an
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: outstanding performance tomorrow and Sunday when you're in Yami. Now,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: your uncle just told you, but it's not just your
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: play names some of the other people in it. I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: just told you that. When I say press time year
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and he's gonna say something and then we're gonna go
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: back and forth, and then Junior Jay gonna jumping and
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: it didn't gonna little boys play and just changes Shirley. Okay, guys,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: y'all stay out of it. Ahead, come on, Tommy, let's
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: just do your thing. Ignoring that, ladies and gentlemen. He
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: hit stage play Mama's Boy. It's gonna be in Jacksonville, Florida,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: to night. You do not want to miss it. This
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: is myself, nephew, Tommy. Also the one only Eugene and
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Wine Ferguson, Yes, Jack Harry, Shirley Murdoch, Oh, the beautiful
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Robin Givons, Yes, and Johnny l singing the lights out. Lord,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: have mercy, Little g from Silk. You don't want to
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: miss this boy. He is the truth, I promise you.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: This is about Mama's boy. This is about a man
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: who was steal a mama's boy and he don't realize
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Mama's boy talking. Did you mention? Okay, hate after he
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: does it? Nacho to whatever he is I'm saying, I'm
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: about Nacho. Het is what I do, all right? Coming
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: up in about an hour, Thank you, nephew. Another episode
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: of bad acting theater that Chapman's but up next it's
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: When a teenager gets pregnant, it becomes a family affair.
• 55:52
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• 55:57
  Speaker 1: of three pregnant teens who are all children of teen
• 56:00
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• 56:03
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• 56:07
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• 56:19
  Speaker 1: before we get to today's crazy strawberry letter. And yes,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: this letter is really crazy. Uh, we want to say
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Happy Veterans Day to all of the veterans out there,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: and thank you, thank you, thank you for your service. Yes,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Sherl Underwood Underwood, Yeah, so Happy Veterans Day and thank
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: you again, and and uh, listen to this. Though I'm
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: sure you guys have heard about this. Being a former
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: leader of the free world isn't enough to get Barack
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Obama out of jury duty. Did you guys see President
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Obama showing up? So yeah, how y'all do on how
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: you'll do don't get, don't get anyway, He showed up
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: at a Cook County court in Chicago to report for
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: jury duty. He arrived with his Secret Service detail and
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: joined the rest of the prospective jury pool. He's not
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: the first president called for jury duty after leaving the
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: White House. Remember George W. Bush was called back in
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: two thousand and fifteen, and Bill Clinton was also called
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: to serve after he left office. Mr. They won't call Trump.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: You can't serve on your own trap. He's gonna be
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: a wha anyway. I can't be in a jury by
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the defendant. I find me guilty. Mr Obama was, as
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: you would expect, was dismissed by the judge without being
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: called on to serve. Nothing says I'm a civilian again,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: like getting a summons for jury service. This is true.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: You know what, I'd like to see him so cool?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: While Trump is speaking, just Obama just stick his head
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: and note what Oh am I in the wrong room.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: But I'm sad, just the wrong room. All right, Come on, nephew,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: let's get to the letter. Boggle up, hold on tight,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: we got it here. It is the Strawberry Letter. All right?
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Do I follow my fear or my heart is the subject.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Dear Steve, I met a gentleman about three months ago,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: and we have been enjoying a platonic friendship. Lately, it's
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: become a parent that we are feeling each other on
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a deeper level and have a strong physical attraction to
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: each other. The other day, during a discussion about herbal
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: supplements versus prescription drugs, he revealed that he has no
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: choice but to take prescription drugs because he is HIV positive.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: My heart felt crushed. Do I put the brakes on
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: this growing relationship and try to remain platonic friend or
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: do I follow my heart and take all of the
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: necessary precautions if we become intimate. By the way, I
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: have herpies, but failed to tell him about that because
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: val Treks has ended my outbreaks. Thank you, miss Coward.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, By the way, I'm really stunned. I'm
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: just stunned by those words, miss Coward. And you know,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the sentiment behind him just a little too casual to me.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know here it is you found a gentleman,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: your words, now, a gentleman who was open and honest
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: enough to share with you his HIV status. I mean
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: that was clearly the time for you to tell him
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: you had to her piece of virus. He opened the
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: door for you. You called him a gentleman, He opened
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: the door, and it was at that point that you know,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you should have come clean. You both could have decided
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: right then and there whether you wanted to move forward. Um,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: you missed a real opportunity, uh, a real chance for
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: for a moment here, for an honest moment with a
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: man that you know, you say you're feeling on a different, different,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: deeper level. Um. You know, So your question, should you
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: put the brakes on the relationship that's really on new
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you know at this point and him when he finds
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: out your situation too, you know, why don't you just
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: talk to him honestly and make a decision based on
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: everything laid on the table, you know, based on all
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: the information out there. Then if you both decide to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: go forward, uh, you know, then go educate yourselves on
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: HIV and herpies and you know how to deal with
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: that in relationships. But not until you're totally completely honest
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: with him like he was with you. Steve God, Oh,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I need to have a moment to prayer for my
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: job as a stand up comedian immediately sees other sides
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: to this letter. It's not a laughing matter though. Then
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: to get focused here, it's a serious letter, very serious.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: But at the end through this curveball, it was written,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I'm out a gentleman three months ago, which confirms what
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I say with the ninety day rule. See it, you
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: met a gentleman three months ago. That's ninety days. Folks
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: then comes up to conversations about herbal supplements and she
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: finds out that he has no choice to bend to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: take prescription jobs. And thank god he was honest as
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: a man. And because he's HIV positive, had she rushed
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: into this thing and gone forward, she might not have
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: known this information. Do you follow what I'm saying? It
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: always leads back to slowing down and taking your time.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: It works out much better. Uh. First of all, I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: really honored his brother for being honest, being a man
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: about it. That is the way it should be dealt with.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: From all my understanding, that's the best way. Ah. But
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: let's talk about you thought coward. Yeah, Shirley hit it
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: dead on the head. That was a great opportunity right
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: here for you to be honest, but you didn't do it.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: You took the little road you just said over there
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: and let your heart feel crushed. I'm pretty sure he
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: had to work up the nerve to tell you, because,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: like you say, the feeling is mutual. Y'all starting to
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: feel each other a little bit deeper. So bron No,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: he got to put this on the line and run
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: the risk of you running off. Now you want to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: know you you put the brakes on this growing relationship
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: and try to remain plutonic. Or do I follow your
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: heart and take all the necessary precautions if we become intimate.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. It's it's on you. Um,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you know it's It's not a death sentence anymore. You
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: know they have medications that people are living long, healthy lives.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, long, I guess that's the word
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: for it. I'm not trying to be funny at all.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Long lives with this. I have friends who have it
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: and are doing really, really great and you don't know
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: it unless they tell you. But the line, by the way,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I have herpes, but I failed to tell him about
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: it because vow tracks has ended my outbreaks. You still
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: have herpes though, you You you do know that right.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I'm trying so hard. I'm tipating around this letter. Y'all
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: have to excuse me. I can't say what I really
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: want to say. I'm gonna go to commercial breaking and
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: talk to God and see if I can say what
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I really want to say. If it'll be cool, we'll
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: know what the answer to that prayer was when we
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: come back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: up in about twenty minutes. You don't want to miss
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: bad acting theater with the Chapman's. But right now, come on, Steve,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Part two of your response to two Days Strawberry a letter.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: All right, I've tried to find a way to deal
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: with this the way that I am as a person.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: It's a very very serious subject. We all understand that
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: nothing funny about herpes or HI, nothing funny at all.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: But this is a unique situation. This woman's falling for
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: this guy. If to three months, they've been talking about
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: a strong and physical attraction of each other. Doing a
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: discussion about herbal supplements and prescription drudge, he revealed that
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: he's had no choice to take proscription jug because he's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: HIV possible. My heart felt crushed, so I put the
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: brakes on this growing relationship, but try to remain plutonic friends,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: or or do I follow my heart and take all
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: the necessary precautions if we become into it. By the way,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I have herpes but failed to tell him about that
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: caused vow tracks has ended my outgrades. Well, thank you,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: miss Cowards. Well, miss Coward, you're right, but you seem
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: like a person the road in. You got a problem,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: you know, both of you. This could be a blessing
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: for both of you in all honest you know, God
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: works in mysterious ways. You have to pray about it
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: and find out. This could be the man for you
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: and you could be the woman for him. Both of
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: you all have a situation that you have to deal with.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: It's not life ending. It's a problem, though, and it
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: can be dealt with, and you might gonna have a
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: great relationship with this a great man. It's because these
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: HIV doesn't make him not be a great man. You've
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: known this man for some time now, he's turned out
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: to be a great guy. You obviously have turned out
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: to be a great woman. You're just scared to tell
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: him because you don't know when to say it. Now,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: I create a couple of ways you could have said
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: it to him. You know you you can love on
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: with some common ground. Both of you could probably use
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: a little love right now. So go on in and
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: see what it's about. But you've got to be honest
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: with him. You know you had a moment right now.
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  Speaker 1: All you had to do and let it go. Alright, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone who joined me at the Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: Letter live after show on Facebook yesterday. Always appreciate your participation.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. Switching gears. Now, what was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be a good will visit by U s U c.
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  Speaker 1: L A's basketball team to China. All this story, this story, Lord,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: yes it is, has instead become an international incident as
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  Speaker 1: three players have been arrested by authorities after being accused
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  Speaker 1: of shoplifting sunglasses at Louis Vitton. No no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no. The story is right next door to
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  Speaker 1: their hotel. Yeah. The three involved are freshman and Cody Riley,
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hill and lo Angelo Ball. Of course he's the
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  Speaker 1: brother of Los Angeles Lakers rookie and former u c
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  Speaker 1: l A star himself a Lonzo Ball Now. According to reports,
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  Speaker 1: police came to the hotel in the city of hang
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  Speaker 1: Zoo where um han Zu, where the team was staying,
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  Speaker 1: to apprehend the players. The father of lo Angelo is
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  Speaker 1: the outspoken basketball dad of LaVar Ball. You know, he
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: said his son will be fine. I certainly hope that
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: is the truth. The three players will not play in
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: the game on Saturday against Georgia Tech in Shanghai. They
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  Speaker 1: remain at their luxury hotel in hang Zoo while the
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  Speaker 1: legal process plays out. Some say this legal process could
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  Speaker 1: stretch out for months, and also convictions are a near
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  Speaker 1: certainty in Chinese courts. It's not Chinese. If these kids
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  Speaker 1: did this, this will be one of the dumbest things
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  Speaker 1: you've ever done. Yeah. First of all, meeting any crime
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  Speaker 1: outside of the United States and you're visiting as a foreigner,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: you've got to be kidding me. You can ask anybody
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: who's ever have you ever seen locked up a brawl?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Don't ask man dog. Once you get in that system,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: do it ain't nothing for you. You're sitting up in
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: a prison somewhere. I hope that that this is not
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: true for these countities. I hope they have a severance
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: surveillance count camera that you know, set some free. But
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: right now it's just not good at all. And the
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  Speaker 1: presidents in China, you know, you didn't go over there,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: but but but what is Trump gonna do that? Really
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: he can't go over there. No, the Ebascy knows. The
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  Speaker 1: United States embassy, they are aware of what you got.
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  Speaker 1: Like two years. They just they just got him out.
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  Speaker 1: You don't go over there with stuff like that. They
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  Speaker 1: don't play. They're not America. They don't play. Their laws
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  Speaker 1: are very different. It's very friends. Yeah, I think that
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  Speaker 1: what would you say? It can go up to ten
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  Speaker 1: years if they And let me tell you something, and
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: they're gonna give you some time to make an example
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  Speaker 1: of you in case anybody else thinking about coming over
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: here taking from us. They don't play over there, man,
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  Speaker 1: very little. I really hope they didn't do this, because
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: that is you said, that is the stupidest thing. Now
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: what lavard ball daddy needed to do. Shut up, But
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: he needs to get his ass on the plane go
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: see about his boy. That's serious business. Yeah, he's over
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: there here, and it's like yeah, his son, Well, it
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing be talking about you gotta get your ball.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Much though his lawyers have talked to him, I don't
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: think he's as vocal as you know he because it's
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: his reputation pissed them people off wrong the wrong line.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I hope it works out for these kids, and then
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: I hope it becomes a very valuable teaching lesson. Yes,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: if they did, or if they even looked suspicious, it's
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: a certain way you have to behave abroad. Man. This
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: is not the United States with all these broad sweeping freedoms.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: And a man is innocent to a proven guilty over
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: there is different. We caught you, your ass is guilty.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Ain't know if you're proven that. No one has this.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: A man is innocent to proven guilty. Accept here. If
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: we see you on tape, tag you it. There was
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: a movie on this know that loped up abroad. It
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: don't work out for nobody. Vince Bonden was just playing
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: around and rode off on somebody's bicycle, just playing around.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: The dude was over there ten years after that. That
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: was a crime. It was a wrap. You cannot play
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: over there. This is a reality. Is really really is
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, it's time
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: as promised. It's Friday, so it must be time for
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  Speaker 1: the Chapman's all right, what's up everybody? Yep, I'm just
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: as shocked as you are. But be that as it may.
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  Speaker 1: We made it to episode four of season two. But
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: he's counting surely not me. Let me have it, Let
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: me have it, let me have it, all right? Okay, look, seriously,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: one mode, damn surely, Joe, just one mode, damn surely joke,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: and I can surely tell you that I will surely
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: not be part of this moving forward. Okay, okay, but
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you you did three Shirley jokes, and that means you
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: get three rim shots. Really, something just stops get wrong
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: with you now. I'm gonna tell you something. I've got
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: sick of this. You get a rim shot. Okay, Okay, okay,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: let's welcome everyone to this week's episode of Steve Harvey's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Bad Acting Theater, starring me Shirley. They make me read
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: this vomit Strawberry, Carla, I don't care if you ain't up.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you anyway. Ferrell, Amen Junior. They never let
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: me talk so shut up, Junior, and nephew. I'm the
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: only person on this show that's in a hit stage
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: play Mama's Boy Tommy. But the writer he'd be hating,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: j Anthony Brown, didn't give him one line, not one,
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  Speaker 1: not one line. And last, but never, ever, ever, least, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of show was on TV right now, Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: you got another rim shot? Alright, alright, alright, let's get
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  Speaker 1: into this week's episode of The Chapman's Tommy who plays Chester,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: which was supposed to be George Wallace who also plays
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Officer touch it didn't what I can tell you what
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: he didn't touch last week the script because the writer
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: he'd be hating, j Anthony Brown, didn't get touch it
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: who's played by Tommy any lines? Not one. So let's
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: look at Let's look in on this week's episode and
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: find out what really happened to k K because if
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: you remember, this was the last thing we heard, but
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: the big news he is your nephew has gone vegan.
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  Speaker 1: Hey K, take a hey K, well, I guess a
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: signal drunk? All right, let's pick it up and find
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: out what really happened to k K while she was
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: on the phone talking to Earl because it sounds like
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: sounds like she's dead to me. Okay, now you can go,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: but make sure you keep these bandages on your head
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: because you could have some reaction from this accident. All right,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay. It's just the news of my
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: nephew being a vegan was such a shock. I lost
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: control of my nineties seventy one pinto and I ran
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: into the telephone pole. Earl, did you say vegan vegan? Well,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: he didn't get that from my side of the family,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: and and and the show didn't get it from mine either. Now,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: for the life from me, I don't know what would
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: make that boy hanging out around all this meat go vegan.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: It's just a lifestyle. I don't understand that. Oh well,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I hope you put him out, are you damn right?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't stand for that. Now, can you
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: help me with this officer touch it problem? Because he's
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: on my back like some cheap hair extensions. Wow, she
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: survived all those sound effects. That's radio. Let's cut to
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  Speaker 1: the Chapman's home where Junior is talking to his brother Chester,
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  Speaker 1: who was put out by his father Earl. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a bold statement to come out
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: and say you don't eat meat. No, no, that look, man,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's it's a bad bad actor, not bad
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: read a look man, I don't think it's a boat boy.
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  Speaker 1: What do you see? Don't Oh sorry, okay, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Look man, I think it's a bold statement to come
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  Speaker 1: out and see you don't eat meat. No, no, it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: If dad doesn't except my vegan lifestyle, then you know what,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I don't have to accept. You know, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to have him meat eating father. I ain't gotta except here.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: As far as I'm quit sered, I don't have a dad.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I shoot his here. I wouldn't want one that don't
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  Speaker 1: except my lifestyle or my friend Ramon. Well, you know what,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't choose this lifestyle. I was born this way.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I was just hind who I was trying to make
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: other people happy by eating meat. You know what, damn
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: it I feels to see it. I'm a vegan. That's
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: right out, my vegan. Oh that feels so good to say.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Come on, Ramon, let's go. Well, look at the brightside.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: What's that when you leave you don't have to pack
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: me too? Soon too. How about this Army's we got
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: the meat. I want my brother back. I want my
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: brother bag brother bag, brother bag, brother back, brother back,
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  Speaker 1: brother back. Still too soon soon? You don't know the
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: tune of a damn song. Hey, hey, hey, time, don't
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: we need Okay, okay, work, okay. I listened. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: after she found out midflight that her husband had been
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  Speaker 1: cheating on her. Now, while on the flight from Qatar,
• 1:19:40
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• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: decided to scroll through her husband's cell phone while he slept.
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  Speaker 1: He found evidence, oh, that he had been cheating on her.
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  Speaker 1: The woman, who had had a couple of drings, immediately
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  Speaker 1: woke her husband up. She went crazy. Now, how we
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: heard it was that he he was asleep. She took
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  Speaker 1: his thumb print because he had a new phone, put
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  Speaker 1: it on the phone opened up the phone. That's how
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  Speaker 1: she found out. The woman went crazy. She was screaming
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  Speaker 1: tried to calm her down. When the situation got out
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  Speaker 1: to India so that the couple and their young son
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  Speaker 1: could get off the flight. She raised, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: And she had had a couple of drinks to what. Yeah,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: it's defect when she saw something. Yeah, they may have
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: sobered her up. Yeah, that's not the way. That's not
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: the way you want to find out. What did she see?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: A big gigantic that wasn't hers, which was not her,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: which was not heard all his memory. Yeah, it's the
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: only picture in the phone. What about over and over
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: and you're taking a nap, you're going to sleep. Tape
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: them thumbs up, Tape these fingers up off, trying that
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: it's exposed like that. Come on, made yourself open like that.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Tape your fingers up. Do you want these thumbs or
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: do you want your marriage? You just put them in
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: first class. You sit back and coach. That's a simple way.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that a fair way to do it? Right? Like
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: especially the wife. It's her next you should get we
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: can't be on the same row. Yeah, Jay, yes, have
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: you ever been caught cheating? Oh my god, cheating? Okay, Steve,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: you answer, we like it right here, and we like
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: it right here, as you say, Jay, right here, right here.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I had a girlfriends But okay about I had a
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: girlfriend called another girlfriend house while I was sitting at
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: this is the foul cell phone. This girl could all
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: this other girl I was seeing her house. She got
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: about the couch and went around the corner and talked
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: for about thirty minutes, then came back and said she
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you. Oh, and I went, you know,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: don't through me because she wants to talk to me.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: First of all, you can't know nothing about she said.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: She said, she wants to talk to you. And she
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: got the phone in her hand. She can pull it
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: around the corner and she hands it to me. She said,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: she want to talk to you, said, she said, you
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: know who she lives. She wants to talk to you, sir.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Got what I said? What? Yeah, this is when you're ten. Yeah,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: you don't have no dep My only thing I had
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: was and I'm sure she heard me because she wasn't
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: covering the fire. I said, tell her I ain't him,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: And just to make sure I ain't, I got up
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: and walked out. Bet you, I ain't here. Now. I
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: would love to hear one of Jay's stories to Steve,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: but I want you to tell it Steve, not Jay,
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• 1:23:35
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  Speaker 1: Tyres claimed that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have
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• 1:25:24
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• 1:25:40
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• 1:25:52
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  Speaker 1: the laws have changed for dead beat dad. And Tyrese
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  Speaker 1: is not a dead beat dad, not by a long shot.
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  Speaker 1: So you stopped. You can stop saying that about the man.
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  Speaker 1: He's not a dead beat dad. So what's really going on?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea, But you ain't five million back
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  Speaker 1: leg and walking and legal fees. First of all, no,
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  Speaker 1: no lawyer keeps lawyering and you five million back. No
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  Speaker 1: lawyer keeps lawyering in the hole. I can't. Now you
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  Speaker 1: get about three hundred thousand back, and then and then
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  Speaker 1: we need you. You're gonna get some on call. I
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  Speaker 1: know the number about three hundred thighs and then the
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  Speaker 1: law you start going, Hey, I think something's wrong with him. Man,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: have you have you tried to talk to him? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: He's my boy, we're good friends. I've only reached out once.
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  Speaker 1: Teres is a good brother. I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what happened. I'm gonna talk with my young He's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be all right, though. You know the thing about the Rock,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't understand that. You don't you think the cause
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  Speaker 1: is too firt of moving with the money? Yeah? What stupid?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think the cause is too fair? You
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  Speaker 1: know sometimes you draw a cartoon to do something you
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  Speaker 1: makes a noxious Yeah, I can't believe you said I
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  Speaker 1: think the cause is too Tim said, do you think
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  Speaker 1: he can't do fast? Because the cause is too fast?
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  Speaker 1: Is this show? How you not being a movie with
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: the Rock? Just do the movie? There's some other issues
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  Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, just thank god you aren't in Baywatch
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  Speaker 1: with the Rock. That's what you should be thankful. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's pretty to look at. I don't know, man, Typis
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  Speaker 1: is such a good brother. Man, he is just such
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  Speaker 1: a good get some help. If you need help, go
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  Speaker 1: get help, you know, man, we just gotta be still
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  Speaker 1: for a minute. And I don't think nothing wrong with
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  Speaker 1: Tom at all. Man. I just think that he's a
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  Speaker 1: young guy. I think he's in love with social media.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta fall out a little with that. Everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to know everything. Some of this stuff we got
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  Speaker 1: to handle on our own. All of our life don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be public. We just got to stop thinking.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, Dr Phield taught me something very im portant.
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• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Veteran's Day is tomorrow, guys, and yeah, we are observing
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  Speaker 1: this holiday all this weekend. Carla. Of course, your husband
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  Speaker 1: Tosh is a veteran. Yes he is. My husband served
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  Speaker 1: in the army, so yes, Happy Veteran's Day, baby, Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I want to Vietnam twice, two tours of duty. He
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  Speaker 1: damn lie with me. What Vietnam. What twice. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: know that. J he it was doing comedy about the
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  Speaker 1: really have done it. You think he would just lie
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: like live. He's our very own Donald Trump fake news,
• 1:30:22
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  Speaker 1: I think we should thirty seconds, Tommy, stop thinking you attractive.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, take a selfie and stare at it,
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  Speaker 1: Your here looks huge, man, Your here looks like a boy.
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• 1:33:36
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  Speaker 1: it like that funny. Yeah, he's really funny. And that man,
• 1:33:47
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• 1:34:01
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• 1:34:07
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• 1:34:11
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• 1:34:17
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• 1:34:21
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• 1:34:41
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  Speaker 1: give up? Kiss. I ain't finish. I ain't finished any finished.
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  Speaker 1: Kiss my finger. It's specking the booty. I'm good. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, and no I still care. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because I'm letting need to know. You always
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  Speaker 1: find her sexy all the time. So you're gonna kiss,
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• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: in there. Like just I'm not gonna ever ask him
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• 1:37:09
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  Speaker 1: You can say that right. We've never asked you for anything. Oh,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: Tommy hair, but tommy's your nephew. That's you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to play money card money, Oh my apartment at my house,
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  Speaker 1: went out there and bought a Hummed took my credit down. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I had I had the people come pick the hum
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  Speaker 1: they have stole my truck now, dang stuff. Ain't nobody
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: stole nothing. They picked it up. Your name just only
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: had your name on it all over everything. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: eam on the issue he was on everything. Tommy has changed.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy used to be real track. He's changed. It's the
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